#355 John Clay Wolfe Show 05.16.26
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Car
Buick Roadmaster
The Buick Roadmaster is a large, older Buick car line. The podcast specifically mentions a 1958 Roadmaster estate wagon, which is the station-wagon version. That matters because wagons and specific model years are often collected.
Term
original paint
“Original paint” means the car still has its factory paint. Collectors like it because it can suggest the car hasn’t been repainted or heavily repaired.
Term
original chrome stainless
They’re saying the shiny metal trim (chrome/stainless) is still the original stuff from when the car was built. That matters because replacing it later can cost a lot and may not look exactly the same.
Car
Cadillac DeVille
The Cadillac DeVille is a luxury car model made by Cadillac. It’s usually known for comfort and a traditional sedan design. In the podcast, it’s mentioned as part of a conversation, likely tied to a specific car or story.
Car
Ford Gt350
Car
65 fastback Mustang
They’re talking about a 1965 Mustang fastback, which is the version with a distinctive sloped roof. They also mention it’s a “GT 350 replica,” meaning it’s made to look like the famous Shelby GT350.
Term
GT 350 replica
A “GT 350 replica” is a Mustang that’s been modified to resemble a Shelby GT350. It might not be the real, original Shelby—so it’s important to check what parts were actually replaced or upgraded.
Car
2017 gt 350 r
The 2017 Ford Mustang GT 350 R is a special Mustang made for track driving. It’s set up to handle better and feel more “race car”-like than a normal Mustang.
Concept
car doesn't sell on a site like that
They’re talking about what happens when a car auction doesn’t get enough interest to sell. If it doesn’t sell the first time, the seller usually has to change the plan—like lowering the price or trying again—because fewer people will bid later.
Term
air intake
An air intake is how the engine gets air from outside. People change it to help the engine breathe better and sometimes to make the car feel a bit more responsive.
Brand
K&N air filter
K&N makes aftermarket air filters. The idea is to let more air into the engine and (often) use a filter you can clean and reuse.
Brand
BBK tube
BBK is a company that sells aftermarket performance parts. A “BBK tube” in an intake setup is basically a modified piece that helps air move through the system more efficiently.
Car
Chevrolet Avalanche
The Chevrolet Avalanche is a large truck that’s built to be more comfortable like an SUV. The podcast mentions a 2007 model with high mileage and says it needs repairs. That’s the kind of information people use to decide whether a used truck is worth buying.
Car
Ford F-150 Lightning
The Ford F-150 Lightning is a pickup truck that runs on electricity instead of gasoline. The podcast mentions it during a fast round of questions, so it’s likely being brought up as a specific truck model. It’s the electric version of the F-150.
Car
Chevrolet Chevelle
The Chevrolet Chevelle is an older American car that’s known for being a muscle car. The podcast talks about buying one for a lot of money at an auction, which shows these cars can be valuable to collectors. It’s mentioned because it’s a notable classic.
Term
VIN
VIN means the car’s unique ID number. Websites use it to look up the exact vehicle so you can confirm details before agreeing on a price.
Term
trade-in point
A trade-in point is where the dealership appraises your old car during a purchase. They’re explaining that the numbers can change depending on how the deal is put together.
Term
rebates
Rebates are discounts offered to help lower the final price of a car. They’re talking about how dealers use rebates as part of the overall deal math.
Concept
verifying odometer/mileage claims
They’re asking how you can prove the car’s mileage is really as low as the seller says. If you can’t verify it, the price is harder to justify.
Car
1993 Mustang Cobra
A 1993 Mustang Cobra is a special, more performance-oriented Mustang that collectors want. The host says keeping the car original (like the factory radio) can make it worth more money.
Term
factory radio
A factory radio is the original stereo that the car came with. Collectors often pay more for cars that still have the original parts, not aftermarket replacements.
Concept
collector-car originality
Collector-car originality means keeping the car as close to how it left the factory as possible. The host is saying that changing key original parts can hurt what collectors are willing to pay.
Term
low miles
“Low miles” means the car has been driven less than most similar cars. Collectors usually like that, especially when the car is also kept original.
Term
antiqueness
In this context, “antiqueness” is the host’s way of describing the appeal of an older car—its era, period-correct feel, and collectible status. The point is that buyers pay for the car’s vintage identity, and mismatched parts can break that “period-correct” impression.
Car
Ford F150
The Ford F-150 is a large pickup truck. It can be set up with different engines, like a smaller one or a bigger one, and that changes how it feels and how much fuel it uses. That’s why people ask which engine a specific F-150 has.
Term
twin turbo
Twin turbo means the engine uses two turbochargers. That can help the car feel strong, but it also adds more parts that have to last over time.
Term
hail
Hail is frozen ice that can hit the car and leave dents. It can also hurt the paint, even if the damage isn’t obvious right away.
Car
Chevrolet Silverado
The Chevrolet Silverado is a large truck that’s built for work and everyday use. The podcast mentions a diesel version and notes things like mileage and suspension changes, which affect the truck’s condition. Those details help someone judge what they’re buying.
Car
Chevrolet Corvair
The Chevrolet Corvair is an older car model. In the podcast, they mention using a Corvair engine in a custom three-wheeled vehicle. That means the Corvair engine is being used to power something different than the original car.
Car
Toyota Corolla
The Toyota Corolla is a small, everyday car made for getting around reliably. In the podcast, it’s described in a humorous way to suggest that this particular Corolla is more exciting than you’d normally expect. It’s still a Corolla, just one that stands out.
Car
Ford Falcon
The Ford Falcon is a car model made by Ford. In the podcast, it’s mentioned in a joking way that connects it to the “Millennium Falcon” theme. That usually means the speaker is talking about a specific Falcon they have or saw.
Car
Toyota RAV4
The Toyota RAV4 is a compact SUV, which is a small-to-medium vehicle with more space and higher seating than a sedan. The podcast mentions an 2008 RAV4 with about 91,000 miles, which helps describe its age and usage. Those are common things people check when shopping for a used SUV.
Car
1972 Chevrolet El Camino
The El Camino is a classic Chevy that looks like a car up front but has a truck bed in the back. The 1972 version is a favorite for people who build older muscle cars and hot rods.
Term
Edelbrock intake
An intake manifold is the part that routes air into the engine. An Edelbrock intake is an aftermarket version meant to help the engine breathe better for more power.
Term
posi track out pack
“Posi” usually means the rear differential helps both rear wheels get power. That makes the car hook up better instead of spinning just one tire.
Term
750 double pumper
A double pumper is a type of carburetor that squirts extra fuel quickly when you press the gas. The “750” is a size rating—bigger carbs can feed bigger engines.
Term
11 to 1
“11 to 1” is compression ratio—how tightly the engine squeezes the fuel-air mix. More compression can make more power, but it usually needs the right fuel and tuning to avoid pinging/knock.
Term
turbojet
“Turbojet” is likely a name people use for a specific performance setup on the engine. It’s not just a generic word—it usually points to a particular build or parts combination.
Term
SS
“SS” usually means “Super Sport,” a performance trim badge. The speaker is saying this car isn’t officially that SS version, even if it’s built to be fast.
Car
Chevrolet Corvette
The Chevrolet Corvette is a sports car built for fast, exciting driving. The podcast mentions a Z06, which is a higher-performance version of the Corvette. Even though it’s a special car, it still needs regular things like fuel.
Car
Suzuki Samurai
The Suzuki Samurai is a small SUV that’s designed to handle rough roads better than many regular cars. In the podcast, it’s mentioned with a playful phrase that matches the “samurai” name. The speaker is likely just calling out the car model.
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Saturday morning
The 16th day of the great month of May
Good morning JD Ryan. Come on. Good morning Michael Turley
Good morning Bobby Brown will be here in a momento por favor. There you go. He's strolling over now
20 years on the radio and somehow this week. I accidentally bought a four-wheel drive Oklahoma limousine
with no front driveshaft
Impossible felony residue in the backseat. I
Was wondering if that really had four-wheel drive
He lied
He just lied he said the dream if y'all don't know what we're talking about. It was on our video YouTube video last week
Hmm YouTube's over here making me publicly run my reputation 4k go to
JCW show comm click through to the live stream if you don't watch the show and listen
Instead of just on the radio and be speaking of a quick quick quo pro Clarice
I've said it before
And now I'm getting serious
You need to
Actually Rob, we need to get a collector on our JCW show site so we can keep people
Like an email collector so we can keep people advised of where we're going and where they can find us
Oh, yeah, be the first to know. Yeah, cuz
the week before the 4th of July so that is
July
20 of July should we do oh June June June duh
June 2 7 June 27, there will be our last terrestrial radio show in a celebration of 20 years on
terrestrial radio and the party
Will be I don't know where it's gonna be big party should have a throat house. Yeah, I mean we'll figure it out
I mean, it's I know it's a lot of work. I know it's not the work. No, no, no, no, I'm fine with all that
I just want to do it close enough to people where they can come
True and we might want to do one in California also the week before
Gotta figure that out. Anyway, our last terrestrial broadcast will be June
27th Saturday and
What we are doing after that is
Not top secret, but there are
negotiations going on
with other providers and networks and
I would tell you if I knew
Okay, fair enough. I mean I could tell you where we are today. Sure. I mean there's an awful
offer on the table to do
To continue the radio show and to clear it and every in 120 cities. Hey, I'm and
And you know the one thing they pulled out was New York City
Waxq, which was the one that sits up a soprano's fag
That was the one Tony listen to yeah, yeah, oh
Right, yeah, you got to be on now and my mom's grave in Greenwich, Connecticut is under the signal of that one
Okay, so she could listen very
Very special. So, you know and a lot of my childhood
Teenagehood was up there and it was like we were never good enough to be on there
You know, we would get on LA this that anywhere you want, but not Waxq not not that that one
You know and what they said is Bob Pittman is the chairman of I heart
No BS four years ago. We were really working on this when we changed this negation model. Yeah, the excuse was Bob Pittman
listens to that station in
New York City, okay, and we're afraid if he hears your show he'll get pissed
No
Love it
So I met Bob it is sweet like he had a after-hours party and we became you know decent acquaintances
I was trying to help him with his airplane insurance. He's a pilot anyway
So like this week like they talked to Bob and Bob wants to do this across the country
But they're still pulling back on Waxq and I said did you talk to Bob about it? No, you know, let's do that. I think he's cool
I think you would be I think he's fine. Yeah, I mean fun. Yeah, so New York
So there is a chance chance, but that is not our last terrestrial broadcast
If they can pull New York out of there, it's just there's more than one if but for sure
But if we had a site where people could send in their email to get an alert
Yeah, no right away be the first to know that'd be great, right? Yeah
So Bob if you could put something together on JCW show calm for our listeners and our fans to
Put in their email address so we can keep them apprised of what we're doing and also you can go to our Facebook page
John Clay Wolf show or our YouTube channel John Clay Wolf
It's very narcissistic vein branding is my name. It's all me told me
That's a lot of people. Yeah, it is is JD. It's Bob. Oh, it's Turley. It's pre-k. It's what's that kid's name?
That's in middle school over there
School
Kid's picoli kid's picoli Kyle we need to go down and video a little bit after the show because town Walnut is packed
Yeah, and a biker rally and um, we need to get some shots
This is the warm-up for the big one in October October 20
22nd 22nd through the what 24th that one's gonna be five times this size maybe 10
It's a warm-up. Yeah, the Walnut Springs rally calm for all that information 22nd through the 24th with Armadillo
Harley Davidson the law Tigers. You got all kinds of sponsors Harley
Yeah, so Harley has to it was a Harley deal
But they have to put the name of the loke of the closest Harley shop. So it's Armadillo. Yeah, okay bloodline customer
Armadillo
Good morning, Amarillo, we're rocking in here on the armadillo and we are actually Bob
Aren't we isn't the station in Amarillo the Armadillo caper the Armadillo Amarillo, Texas
Stoker and that will be 20 years in
On in June is that right?
Amarillo one of the first first I guess furthest one out for
Syndication it was the first one. So when we started in Vern in Wichita Falls
Arm and Armadillo Amarillo was our first affiliate and then Abilene was our second affiliate
That was when I was learning and we were connecting it with barracks streaming boxes and I was the engineer no BS
And I got to a point with the switch from the Simian
I didn't have to bring in this guy named John White to get me some too
I was a hell of a lot better at what you're doing to early back then than I am now
Because I actually built the system and some of this crap in here is still from that original setup just a few pieces
Yeah, there is mm-hmm. You could tell because they're so old. I didn't realize that you'd been on for 16 years
Yeah, 16. It's the longest I've ever had. I guess a job in one place
Radio is forever. What was your longest radio job, JD? This
The Russ Martin show was 10 years. Yeah, and that was it. That was the longest one till then
Bob, how many years did you do in a cumulus five? Oh
91 to 99. Oh, that's more than five. Yeah, just shy of nine years
Yeah, I could have kept that together if I knew Lindy then and knew you cuz I could have been your translator
Right. Well, then you and I translate fine the suits. We had some really radical suits. We've met those guys
You met the higher-up guys the super what we usually call super salesman
Right, you know, they're not just salesman. He's the GM. He's the super salesman. They are super sales people
John, I'm just calling because I want you to buy this. No, I'm just calling because I'm worried about you and your dog and your mama
I want to know about the family and I wanted to know about everything and I'm like, hey before we get to that
Can we get down to business? There you go
We'll talk about family and dead dogs later. They are they are homey on the outside 800 800 7 2 3 4
800 800 radio the f6 video is going up next
Saturday
Not this Saturday because something happens supercar blondie. It's a bunch of crap. It's fine
But but it was definitely supposed to go out this Saturday and the people over in Dubai change something to buy
That's where she is
Alex Hershey, she lives in Dubai supercar blondie is the largest automotive influencer in the world
And she is the one doing the reveal on it on Thursday
And the idea was fresh to since she has such a ridiculous following of 120 million followers
That we put all of our media out on it right after
So that when the algorithms lifting it up sure he'll grab all ours and we'll all benefit
So we kicked the can we punted to next Saturday, but we were ready
So is Dubai saying hold on no not not the country or government
The people were dealing with in Dubai. Okay said hold on
hold on hold on
Well, we went to the track on
We went to the track on Monday and
And
There you look at that picture up there. So the Newman Ferrari we do we got the oh there
Here's a little insider look at the video that's coming. We got the Newman Ferrari
We got the f6 and we were racing each other. Oh
Damn, that's gonna be good on the video. Yeah, and we had cameras everywhere. Oh, yeah
All right, this is the one you got to watch then. Yeah, do you have any?
I thought I gave you a little short of the f6 that we could play if you want to see this stuff
It's JCW show calm go to our YouTube. I know I did Kyle. He'll probably have it during the break. Okay
Yeah, another reason go to JCW show calm
Okay, and coming up next is the lightning round 800 800 7234
Fred I can tell you right now on your brat. I'm not giving you a 35 grand for
Well, he's got a good one. Oh
He says he's got 25 in it
And we will talk about this as we get back
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Thousand miles need to get wife a new car
Have you even looked exactly have you looked at new cars yet? I'm trading
No, I'm waiting to see if if Chevy put the 5-7 back in
The their stuff coming up this next year. Mm-hmm. So it's kind of what we're waiting on
Oh, it doesn't matter, but I need to get her a new car regardless
Sounds like 20 grand off top of my head
Okay, good to know. Yeah, let me know. Thanks Pete, Florida 58 Buick Roadmaster estate wagon
What else now much we're in Florida
About an hour between Fort Lickardale and Mickey Mouse
Okay, um a state wagon like average rougher clean
Oh
This thing is in like really great shape original paint all original chrome stainless
Uh, I picked it up not too long ago out of Southern California
It was like my third old pre-war Buick and all of them come from there just like a really good shape. Where'd you buy?
What's that? Where did you buy it?
Uh, I bought it from the second owner which bought it from a photograph in 1960 and how did you find him from Florida?
Out of an believe it or not out of an auto buy
article black and white photograph is in there for like 23 months in a row
It was there and I just finally say, you know what the heck I'm just gonna call this
Did you give him 15 grand for the phone and sure enough? Did you give him 15 grand for it?
No, I ended up buying it for like 30 thousand dollars, but it's uh
It's a pretty awesome piece and as the story goes is uh
The original owner I didn't find out till later on that he bought it from a photograph was uh
Cecil B. DeMille ordered it new and 58 kicks off every box on it
Is that the guy in poison the guitar player for poison cc deville? No, no
No, Cecil B. DeMille. He's kind of the guy that puts, you know, uh the movies on the map
Oh motion pictures back today, and then he actually him and his buddies created paramount pictures
Okay, well that one's too high for me
What else you got
Uh, I got a couple old mustangs in there
I told the guy on the phone is like when I call it over is that I listen to your guys radio show and
Yeah, I keep up with you a little bit on the youtube
Definitely learned a lot on the car guy kind of cut from the same old as you guys
So I got a bunch of stuff over here. Uh, I got a 65 fastback Mustang. It's a gt 350 replica pretty much
Looks like the real deal, but it's not so instead of you know paying a half a million or a million dollars for one
I bought it and we were going to use it for you know the track I heard she bring
I got a 2017 gt 350 r
Another car that we were going to use for the track. I'm probably better on that one than any of them because um
Those those newer stuff it there's not so much variable in it. People don't get their feelings hurt
Hey, go to give me the ven dot com and load that sucker up buddy and cough in a 23 bends gla
250 with 70 000 miles average rough
average rough or clean
clean
clean clean clean
wife drives it
17
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With 17 was 70 on it
Okay, thank you go to give me the ven dot com and load it up
And if you'd like to sell it, we'll get you checked for it. Thank you for listening. calling
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It's that bar when you ride by you lean in your buddy and go that's where I get all my drugs
The exact moment you say that a dude stumbles out of that bar where the gunshot wound an alligator grabs them drags him to a
Walmart where dude on bath salts kills the alligator
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And uh local guys dallas fort worth wake up austin if y'all want to rally today
Bike rallies this thing in walnut springs
This is the warm-up deals turned out to be more than I thought it would be really it's pretty good
there's
It's good. I'm excited good folks. Yeah, I'm really I'm really glad that that little conflict happened with the two event organizers
And they did this one because this is a good warm-up for the next one
But they're doing the one I started last year the texas rattlesnake rally
That's what this one's called and I have nothing to do with it, which is great
Because guess what I had to do to plan it what nothing nothing not one damn thing
And it is so refreshing. Yes, plan it a seed a year ago
And then the next the big one october 20 22nd through the 24th the walnut springs rally
Um, that's great. Have two of them here. You're sure perfect. Damn right. It's good for town, man
You're asking me something bob good for town on off area
Oh, did you get it? Did you get a burrito?
Yeah, excellent
You asked the wolf pack showed up unannounced
Unannounced jd was uh, just asking me say, hey, dude. Are we expecting any guests? I was like, no, no, he's
I make sure the lock in his gun. I'm ready ready to go safe up here. I'm I'm kind of a quiet safety guy
You're wilford brimley from the firm. I don't get paid to be suspicious
I forgot something like that. So anyway, so I was just making sure that we were safe
And I asked my are we expecting anybody because I'm gonna lock the doors and he said no
We're not expecting anyone just at that moment the entire wolf pack came up the stairs
Oh, anthony's birthday. I just stared at him for a minute. Do I shoot these people?
And where all are they from one of them's here local dave and then the other guys, you know
anthony's birthday. I know that
I don't know how far they travel from Louisiana. I mean, they're all over. Yeah
There's a handful of them. I think they're having a strategy meeting a secret like in the godfather when they had the
The bosses together and they met that's what they're doing out here. They do gather that way
Yeah, this isn't the whole wolf pack. We've got you know, thousands of people out there, but it's like the dignitaries
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Speech impediment. Terrence. Give us some news real quick. Good morning. You're on the air, sir
Is there anything hard between
Yeah today
We've arrived
We're drivers and some they can't uh fire first working people being
wanted in the 12 states
and there's wildfires
the hardland
and 13,000
wildfires in Mexico
And tomato threat and they cut off the news. So
That's what you know, but in Nebraska
And then
Terrence, Terrence
You know, I love you. Yeah, but you're having a bad day
It's not coming out. out clear
I've got my camera taken off. I can see purpose on my left
There it is
Going money to get my ride on blind and speech impeded Terrence
But yeah, you're you're you need to grab some coffee and try again. Maybe do a speakerphone
Do a little read on the side. I don't know something about a tomato
Yeah, I got tomato and I got wildfires Cory and Katie texas 93 mustang cobra cobra teal
$29,000 once 58 grand got up to 48 on
Bring a trailer
So
Yes, sir, you offered it to the world
They bid
It brought 48,000
You did not accept
Now you called me some
Jerk off on the radio and want me to pay $10,000 more
No, I'm done about wanting. I'm asking. Okay. Just threw it out there
So do you want me here's normally what happens when a car doesn't sell on a site like that?
You've lost your bidders. So
If I give you the 48 and I'm the highest guy out of that whole auction, do I buy it?
48. Yeah, what would it brought in the open market?
52 I'll take it. I don't think it'll work. Um, what the hell am I supposed to do with it from that figure?
Tell me how tell me how to sell that car for a profit from 52
I don't know sit on it just like I am
So you
I know that's not your bag. I've talked to your buddy. I've got a
34 Ford silver. I don't know how much you pay attention to what the crew's doing
But I've been back and forth for a couple years on my 34 couple years
Yeah, couple years
Well
Um
This car this teal car
Hmm
I'll give the 48 I do think I'll do it I might give 50
Because I'm queer like that for teal colored Mustangs
But what and it's it's it's men it's clean the only mods that are on it
Ah, yeah, stop there before you say a word you just ruined it. Why did you ruin it with mods?
I have I have the original. Uh, it's just the air the air intake
The you know, that's the the k&n air filter and the fender and then the bbk tube
I have the factory stuff in the trunk. So it could easily take that out. That's the only mods that are on it
I bought a black one. Everything very similar situation lower miles recently
and um
I'm gonna have albert call you. He's my uh guru on these
And I'm sending him your phone number because I see it right now
albert
call this dude
See if you like it at 50
He wants 52
Okay, there expect a call from alberto is do you remember elian gonzalez?
No, how old are you?
Me? Yeah
52
You don't remember elian gonzalez that came over on the raft from florida and they took him in and they were arguing over his
Citizenship and all that. Okay. Well, he this guy's elian gonzalez
but he when he was a kid he came over from cuba and
We changed his name to albert. He changed his name to albert because
The elian thing was just too much news too much
So i'm gonna have elian gonzalez called and he is a mustang geek
And I like him a lot and I trust him a lot and he's worked for us for a long time. All right. I got to keep rolling. Thank you
800 800 72 elian wait. Hold on. He says very long ago. I'm glad that you remember me
I absolutely do. I mean when I met you down there
when we were um
Actually, here's what happened went to buy a little company like gimme the vent in florida
and
The guy that was selling it was lying a lot
Okay, a lot. Okay, like told a lot many lies
That when I was interviewing the staff and I was looking at the setup
They were in terrible financial situation and he was just lying because like you're talking to him
Then you go talk to the staff like our paychecks haven't cleared in two months and the power keeps coming on and everything's fine here
You talk to the odor. He's driving a roll
And he's talking about how much money he makes
I'm like, yeah, I think I'm gonna pass on this deal
But I got but but elian
Was there you met him there and I was like
I like you
Yeah, and you've got a job with me if you if this
Not if when this thing falls apart falls apart
And actually I did the right thing
And I brought the owner back from miami to dalas to fort worth and I made a deal with him
To absorb the company and help him with his debt
Okay, and the next morning when we were gonna finalize it
He tried to jack me 300 grand. I said, dude
I ain't taking you back to miami you go to dfw
You take your ass
And you tell your boy alberto that he can come work for me because the only reason that I was really thinking about this
Is because some of the people
But if you're people around you want you want to get cute and start being you know
Do the last minute bump on a negotiation? I'm out
So that's how we got a elian Gonzalez cool
And he's gonna call that dude on the 19th. Yeah, we call him albert. Yeah, we call him albert king
Real quick. Um, what time is it? Okay, uh, we've got picks throw these picks up boss
Throw these pictures up of the mustang. I want to see this 64 and a half
Mustang. Okay. It's got good paint on it
Uh la you there go to jcw.com to see this
So is the top in the as good a condition as the photo show?
Correct and I can of course get better photos and everything. It's an airplane hangar with another 20 cars
And what are we going to do with the 20 cars?
Well, that's uh, maybe a conversation for another time. So, uh
Some of them i'm personally buying and then some of the others i'm just trying to get value and see what see what's legit
See what's not see what
I see a fun video coming on
So, uh, what you don't have to say what airport, but what part of the metroplex are these cars located?
Uh north of Fort Worth
Okay, it's a hicks field
Sorry la
It's fine. It's fine. I mean it doesn't change you think so these are not yours. You're working on a package, right?
Are you trying to buy some cars from a guy that has these cars stored?
So it's uh
It's not the first time I get reached out to and there's been someone passing in a family who was a collector and so
I get called and say hey, can you help?
You know sort this out and figure out values on some I've never run across 64 and a half. So i'm curious
Okay, so what do you do with them when you buy them or do you just place them and take broker fees?
Uh, some will buy and it kind of you know, each option you just list it. It's uh,
Right. I'm also a dealer. So it's more so just curious
Well, do you want to go in and partner the whole thing?
What I've learned is if you go in and throw one big number at the whole thing, it's a lot easier to do
Yeah, um, he's not hurting
A lot of guys are hurting nobody's hurting but they like to clean wire big number one deal bottom being we're done
Usually so uh, and I sorry through that Adam and uh, it's more so picking off one by one
Okay, well then I'm going to give you to hot rod kyle my um
My classic collector buyer and I'm going to let y'all work through this because what
This is going to take hours of conversation that I don't have and that's why I have buyers
But I am interested. I'm very glad you called me
Okay, I'm going to send kyle your phone number. Okay
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Victor
Mission Hills, california, why are you up so early man? It's early out there
Because you because you say you got a drink all day and I gotta wake up with your drink all day
I just want to say hello
Hello to the work pack. I love you guys. Tony. Happy birthday. I was supposed to be out there couldn't make it
Sorry, I feel like I'm missing out. I got that that anxiety. I'm missing out. You're okay. You're okay. Um
Thanks for the shout out to them and a good talking to you keep on keeping on come out in october
22nd to the october 22nd and then the car show is going to be in november
800 800 7234
Door down there. Yep. You hear that? Yeah, this is why we don't have people in the studio
You gotta shut the door. It's loud down there. JD shut the door. Jesus christ
JD's such a good host. Oh, yeah, he's the best host ever
He really is. Yes. I mean, he's the cruise director man. He is the cruise director captain stubing
That's what his next job is just hire him as a
Host that's it. JD's just there to keep everybody happy. You know, he's a happy person
What were you asking me? You were asking me about the deal last night
You said what time did I leave and I said 11? Yeah, one time you leave the bar last night. That's what I was asking
11 did it get weird?
No, not at all. That's good
There was one weird thing that so there's the texas rattlesnake rally going on in walnuts springs as we can and um
We ran a real good day at the bar best day in a long time good without a band, right?
Um, and it's got busy at 11 a.m. And stayed busy until midnight. Wow. Yeah, it was great
Uh, there was one ruckus
and
I don't know the particulars
I'd love to know the particulars
But I did see a man get arrested
But I don't think he really got arrested. I think he got put in the back of the police cruiser and they just cooled him off
Cool down. Yeah
Because I think might that a woman was talking trash to this guy
That told me earlier that this woman is bothering him. He knows her from a long way back if it was that woman
Anyway, I'm sitting down there talking to randy and he's telling me how he dates this lady and he wishes she wasn't there
And then I'm looking down from upstairs down in the street and I see randy
Getting a scuffle and he got pushed and it went into a motorcycle. You know the motorcycles are all lined up
All the motorcycles are lined up pretty
One of them fell over and that's like sinful stuff. Yeah, everybody dropped their glasses. Yeah, right, right
But what I heard that she got in his face and he threw a drink on her shoes
And her husband shoved him and he hit the motorcycle that fell over so
You know murder is bad, but that is worse in that
world
Yeah, and so the cops put the guy that did the shoving in the back of the cruiser
And I think oh there there's a picture. Yeah
Um, and that was it
Oh, that's the actual photo of situation zoom back up. They don't need to see us
Um, yeah, that that that was it. I don't the bike immediately got picked up in like like when a bike falls
All the people stand around it. It's just like when a flag touches the ground
You must follow the protocol to cleanse it to bring it back up properly
What do you do with the flag that touches the screen? You can burn it or what else can you like do a sermon?
I don't know. I'm not sure. I've never witnessed that now for a flag
When you retire a flag, you're supposed to fold it correctly and then burn it
Yeah, there's a proper disposal crap. I don't think they're gonna burn the bike. I don't think but bob if a flag touches the ground
Are you supposed to burn it?
technically, I think so
Look it up. That's a good question
I'm yeah, never witnessed this. Is there not some exorcism procedure you can do to bring it back
Ah, you can try I guess
you know
Um, I don't know. American flag accidentally touches the ground. You must pick it up immediately and evaluate the condition
Contrary to popular belief there was no requirement to burn and destroy the flag. That's why they didn't burn the bike simply because it
Brushed the floor or the water. Okay, so there's that's a relief. You don't have to burn it. Thank god
Well, you know damn sure that randy didn't start anything like he's a regular. He knows everybody
Yeah, so the very cool guy that's wild
Isn't it always the case where a female says so and so says something about me and then you're like, well, I gotta defend her
Yeah, yeah, you know, they just they always start fights
I've got a friend coming out here. It's just so
I want to teach everybody one thing and they know this so a guy that works for me
I'm trying to hook him up with another guy that's coming out here today that I can't deal with because I'm on the radio
Okay, and he said I called him and I left a message
That is wonderful. That is very good. Sure. Does that work? Absolutely. No, no
Nobody answers their phone on unknown calls anymore at all all. You must text them and say
Rusty, this is Mike
With john clay wolf
I'm gonna be your tour guide out here today
Call me so we can line this out coordinate correct because they're not gonna listen to their voicemails and they're not gonna answer their phone
I don't no, I don't either. You don't either. No, so leaving I called and left a message boss
Is it that that was 1990? Right and this text needs to be hello. My name is here's what we're going to do
Please contact me so we can speak about it. Right. Yes. Oh, you're good. I know that's for the cruise director
My mama taught me that when I was four
She didn't teach you how to text when you answer the phone you say hello when you were four that was 1965
Actually it was 1933
Anyway, wow, wow, I know right and now the kids just answer phone so
Yes, uh, yo, who dis?
Pre K. Um, you're white black guy. How do you answer the phone?
Depends on who is it Austin or pre K
She's whole. What's the deal? That's right
So
I know at work you answer the phone normal, but like when you're pre K off of work. How do you answer the phone?
Let's let's role play ring ring ring
You pick up what's cracking. Yo, what's cracking?
That's what it do what it what it was what it will be be. Yeah, what's percolating population
And if it's a random number that you don't know, how do you answer the phone?
I don't
Right
I got I got random numbers to go straight to voicemail, baby if you don't know me
Don't holla and do you check your voicemail regularly?
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It's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf Show starring John Clay Wolf with JD Ryan,
Michael Turley and Bobby Brown and featuring DJ Pre-K, Keith Richards with the world's biggest
son of a bitch and Satan the Prince of Darkness and now your host John Clay Wolf.
What did y'all record that Bob?
Some time ago. Okay. It's been a while. A couple years. Okay. That's my daughter's voice. Yeah.
For sure. I was like what? Yeah. Right. Wow. You know that. No, I don't remember. Yeah. I was
hearing that voice. I'm like that's Tabitha. Wow. So Tabitha this morning is on the stage.
Get this graduating from college for your college. Wow. Eight o'clock in the morning.
Huh? Yeah. Throw the picture up. Look, zoom up Kyle. They don't need to see that. Oh, that's
awesome. Right now. She just sent me that. But who the hell graduated? Why did they do it at eight
in the morning? They have different groups do it since there's so many. Yeah. But that's early.
That's really early. Very early. Yep. That's awesome. Congrats. Congrats Tab. She's not listening.
She's still in that room. She just sent me that. Her mom just sent me there. Somebody just sent
that a minute ago. Tonight's the big consent commencement. So I'm going to go to that. Eric
Dickerson is going to speak. I mean what? What would Eric Dickerson's speech to college kids
sound like? I mean something about bribery and payoffs and speed and Eric Dickerson are you here?
I don't know. What does he sound like? Just go with whatever.
I mean when I was young, my dad had told me if you go on money in your life, you better start
making it mad. That don't mean beat up your friends at school. That means go get a paper
route. Learn how to make lemonade. Learn how to sell one lemonade for forty cents and two
for fifty. You're going to sell two more than you do one at forty. You know what? You sell a hundred
of those. You got forty dollars. What you going to do with forty dollars? Invest it in the stock
market. There you go. By tractor supply. So Eric Dickerson was it true that when Texas A&M bought
you a trans-am so you would play football for them, then SMU offered you more money, just cash.
You went to SMU and you kept the trans-am that A&M gave you and when A&M called to get their
trans-am back you said, who you going to tell? You know that that's a difficult answer to give
but I'll give it to you right away. Here's the answer. You ready? You damn right I did. You damn
in my body for your sport, for your entertainment and I need that trans-am to entertain myself.
I damn sure did. Did you ever admit it publicly? No. I think you might have on an interview one
time. Well you know we all used to get a little high back in sometime and I will tell Steris.
This is not the real Eric Dickerson. The official line was his grandmother bought it,
his grandmother bought it but it became one of the most famous recruiting payment stories in
college history. Nicknamed the trans-am. Yeah I like that. What did Reggie Busch get hung up?
Dickerson later admitted the car was tied to A&M boosters and he did say who you going to tell?
So they gave it to him legally and they wanted it back when he didn't show up and he kept it.
What are you going to tell on me? Are you going to tell that you paid me off? Yeah. I'm just
going to keep it. Thanks guys. Calling the cops to say somebody stole my drugs. Hello police,
my coke dealer just ripped me off. Right and people have done that. Pony Express, Pony XS 30
for 30, Pony XS on ESPN's 30 for 30. The Bo Jackson one is my favorite and that one is my second
favorite. It's really good. I met the guy Turley last week that was roommates with Sherwood Blunt.
Sherwood Blunt was the guy that organized the whole payoff scandal at SMU. Oh.
Isn't that sad? I mean look what I'm doing. They built it all the way back. They went to the playoffs
and football. Tab just graduated from there. I went there and all I can talk about is the bad days.
I mean that's, it was historic. Right. They lost four years. Four years. I have never,
when we checked in for two days, so I was back on team number three
of the comeback team after the death penalty and I've never been in the army obviously
and I'm not discounting anybody that has gone through bootcamp but I would imagine that it
would be similar to that. It was, it was the most, I don't know, stressful. They brainwashing,
confined, controlled two weeks of my life and like when you finally got off a campus and like
went somewhere, it's like, oh my god, there's an outside world free. It was like you escaped from
the, from the hole in silence of the lamp. That college football is a real job, dude.
Well they get paid for it now so. Now they do. Quite well. Yeah. What you got in Florida?
Where do you do all of it? No. And now from North America's own land down under. It's time for
Sunshine State New Earth with your certified lifeguard, J.D. Ryan. I've heard that Red Bull
gives you wings. Well apparently it doesn't give you brains. A Florida woman is in custody after
allegedly stealing a Red Bull truck. What? Taking a joy ride. She drove it from, yeah, 33-year-old
Nicole Schuler jumped in a truck, drove off while the guy was delivering the Red Bull into a convenience
store. She drove it from Tampa to Lakeland about 30 miles. Wow. And then what do you do when you
get in Lakeland? You need a cocktail. So she went to a bar and meanwhile the helicopter was following.
Here's that audio cut eight. All right, pulling into a gas station at Sutton Road in Galloway,
Sutton Road in Galloway. Female, blue shorts and gray top, brown hair and a ponytail. She got out
with a black bag. So white shorts, gray top, going into store, probably wearing crocs. All right,
unit 497. That's probably the first one. I've got her in cuffs. Wow, that's scary, man. Red Bull
truck. You think you're going to get away with that? They'll never find me in this truck. You
can't get away with nothing no mo. No, you can't. She went to Lakeland 30 miles with traffic maybe
40 minutes. Probably. They were almost there before she was. Right. Watching a helicopter the whole
way there. She walks in the door and he walks in right after. Hello, miss. Let me see your hands.
Right. Love you. Man. We have another thief. This one decided to swallow almost $800,000
worth of Tiffany diamonds. Right. Jason Gilder is his name. Cops had to wait for him to poop him
out to get him. Well, now he thinks he can handle his own. So that wasn't very smart, right? But
now he has to handle his own lawyering. He's rejected a plea deal and will represent himself
in trial. Here's some of the outrageous videos of officers while they're arresting him. He's
literally swallowing the diamonds while they're robust in him. Cut number nine.
He got some of them down and the cops literally had to wait.
How long did it take? Three days.
It had to be painful. Oh, God. Yeah. Toward the end. Literally.
Yeah. Maybe not. Matter of character. $800,000 worth. Yeah, but I mean, there's diamonds
that are $800,000. Why are you swallowing them? You know they're going to wait you out. That's
stupid. Oh, he's a criminal. Come on. That's true. That's true. While we're on the topic. Yeah.
And this is something weird. I was thinking about that topic. Here's a little pet sounds
bit we thought you enjoyed. Did you know that because of anatomical limitations,
horses can't burp? It's true. So when they have digestive discomfort, what happens?
They lie on their sides and just let one go. Here's a little, here's a little sound by this cut
sounds like a gizmo. Like a gizoo. Thanks, mate. Thanks, mate. Hold on. You like that, huh?
This is real? It really is. I saw the video. Did I send it to you? Oh, I gotta play this again.
I saw the same thing on his horse. The horse is laying on his side, right? Yeah. And she's
pushing on his side to get him. He's gassy, colicky and she's pushing on him. She knows how
to make her, to how to burp her baby. Damn. Thanks, mate. Thanks, mate. That's the startup, though.
That was, I've got a little 65 pound air compressor, plug in air compressor with the house.
I think he just let go about 80. Yeah, that's a lot. It's hilarious.
Thanks for tolerating me. Do imagine doing a blue dart with that. Yeah. What's a blue dart? Oh,
you never did blue darts? No. Oh, when you light your farts on fire. No, I was always a little
fearful that it burned me. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it will burn you. Did you do it? Oh, yeah, we would bend
over and you light your fart and then blue dart and a big flame come out. So did your friend hold
it up? No, you would do it yourself. That sounds a little gay if your friend was that close to your
finger. Yeah, no. And it would be a contest. We had the largest blue dart. And would you win? No,
we had a friend named Jerry Bell would always win. He's fat? He's a big old guy. Yeah. This is
one of them right here. So to do it, next time she does this video, she needs to hold a lighter out
of his back end. Absolutely. Burn down the house with that. And I swear to God, Turley, that the
ratio is about 50% of the people that even try to do that. When you're lighting it yourself,
they burn their asses. Yes, you can't see back. No, you have a little bit of a fringe there,
burning your balls and stuff. Yeah. 800. Are you going to dump yourself? You looked at it.
Kind of. Yeah, I'll do it. Just there. Good job. Good job. Finally, Turley dumped himself.
Wow. That's the first. It was too descriptive. It was tittle, lady. It turned beyond. We'll be right
back if you'd like to be turned on. Stay tuned. 800-800-7234-800-800 radio. The lighting round
is coming up. That's when you dial a deal. This short little segment where we bid your car on the
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give me the VIN like the VIN. Give me VIN.com. Be right back.
Let me back in 10 minutes to tell me about the fight yesterday. 10 minutes. I got to do this
lightning round thing right now. Mark Plano, 07, Avalanche, LTZ, 170,000 miles. Needs a job and
wants 40. You want a job and you want 4,000 for the truck. Yes. I've had more contacts lately of
people. It's a real sign of the times asking for jobs and trying to sell cars. I've got a guy right
now that wants... He actually wants a job to be able to afford to buy back this $65,000 Chevelle
that I bought at Barrett Jackson that he sold. Listen, I don't need a job. I want a job for you.
That's your difference. Oh, what do you do? Well, I've been in the carbon in 30 years. I was a
V-Auto Performance Manager for a couple of years. Got tired of that and moved out. I'm taking a
bird... I'm taking a crow right now to Hutchins to a rehabilitation center. I'm going to ask him if
they'll name it Eric Dickerson. Yeah. Or John Clay, depending on the speed.
You just load this thing up into GiveMeTheVin.com. This truck's not worthy to be on the radio,
actually. It's nice. Yeah, it's just not me. It's a 200,000 mile Avalanche. You know better.
You're a car guy. You pencil this thing at $1,500. You'd bump to three if the customer's walking.
You know the whole deal. Why the hell you calling me on the radio and trying to bust me out? Bye.
I mean, if he wants to talk fast in lingo, I can do the same. If he was sitting on the desk
at trade-in point, he would put $1,500 on that car. And then when the customer starts
pitching him on and he'd go to 25, and then the dealership would over-allowed two grand,
more on that to get, and they pull it off the rebates and blah, blah, blah, blah.
And he's sitting here wanting me to give four, knowing there's nowhere to go from four.
It's fun. It's damn high. I mean, it may be okay. I mean, I'd probably give $2,500,
maybe three grand. Steve, just go to GiveMeTheVin.com. Steve, 64 Riviera,
465 Wildcat. I don't know. What do you know? What would you give for it?
Steve? Pennsylvania? Hey, I don't know this. I don't really know this car. What would you
give for it? A 64 Riviera, 465 Wildcat. What condition is it in?
Excellent. It has 9,000 miles on it. Like original or after the restoration?
No, original. It's all original. Original paint. You know, it's not been touched hardly at all.
How do you prove those miles are accurate? Good question. If you could, I can't,
you just answered it. You can't prove it. My understanding, see, that isn't,
I can't sell my understanding. I got to have documentation. This guy bought it. Here's where
he bought it. The odometer says 9,000 miles on it. Have you ever had sex with an underage woman?
With what? An underage woman. Anytime in your life, you're 21 years old. She says she's 20.
Go back a few years, a few decades. Find out she's 17. Her parents are at your house wanting to
choke you, right? It's kind of the same thing. I need to see some ID on these 9,000 miles.
How do I, how do, where do I get that? I like to research the car. I have
word of mouth history on it, but I'd like to verify it and GM doesn't have records back that far.
Because she lived, she was born on an Indian reservation. She didn't have prokofort documentation.
And so it's like Jerry Lee Lewis when he married his cousin that was underage.
Steve, you and your little girlfriend, y'all can just go out in the woods in a mobile trailer
and you can just keep thinking that she's got 9,000 miles on her when she's really got 190.
I don't know. know what to do. All right. 800-800-7234-800 800 radio
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The John Clay Wolf Show. I travel every week and I go to a barbecue place every town. And before
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John Clay Wolf Show. We're still negotiating with the teal 93 Mustang Cobra guy during the break.
And this is going to sound so stupid, but it's a 93 Cobra Mustang, bad ass car.
They're worth a lot of money, but they need the factory radio. Why? Because if you're looking at
a car that's really low miles and you're buying the antiqueness of it and it's got some JVC or
Craco or some Bulls. It's a match. That's 100,000 mile car stuff. If you're going with
10,000 mile car stuff, she's got to be like it was. It's not even perfect.
Just like it was when it came out. Yes. It matters. It's like a
difference between the car bringing 50 grand and 55. Wow, that's a big difference.
It's shocking anachronism right here. It doesn't fit. Because you could get a motion into it when
it's perfect and you can get lucky. And when it's not perfect, that's when the bitters just start
like, you know, I'm looking for the perfect one. Like, oh, that's close, but we'll wait for another
one. Yeah. Randy. Hey, John. Motorcycle Randy. Can you bring your phone up to where we can hear
you better? Are you on your speakerphone? Yeah. Hold on a second. How about that?
All right. So yesterday, Randy's a local in Walnut Springs and we were outside talking
and we've been friends for a while. He's got his motorcycle beard, you know. Hey,
what do you call that thing on your chin? Is there a name for it the way you do that?
I call it a womb broom. So it's the long skinny with the rubber bands.
And anyway, he was telling me how much fun he's having. And he just got to talk and he said,
there's a woman in the roadhouse that he really dislikes. I'm like, there's so many people in
here. Why is that bother? Because I said, why are you outside? Right? He said, there's a woman in
there. I cannot stand to be around. And we got to talking about it. And I forgot why he said he
couldn't stand to be around him. But anyway, it's all good. And then we, I went upstairs to get away
from people. And I was looking out the window, hiding from people, just chilling, getting the
moment about my own. And then I see cops coming and Randy getting shoved. I'm looking down and
all kinds of hell broke loose. And then I was talking to your wife later, Randy. And she said
that a woman got to yelling at you outside and you threw water on her shoes. Yeah. Well,
I threw it down between us, but it got on her shoes. I didn't hit me till later that this could,
this have been the same woman that was irritating you earlier. Yes. You called this two hours before
it happened. Yeah. And I done told her seven times that day that stayed the hell away from me, you
know? Yeah. And then there was that last time I was like, you cannot cuss on the head. Listen to
me. You cannot cuss on the FCC airwaves. Okay. I know that. Okay. But he skipped a little bit,
but he started to say effing because Randy's a cusser. We're both cussers. We're used to cussing
with each other. And I want him to not feel so comfortable right now that he cannot cuss because
he cannot cuss. Okay. So you told her to quit effing messing with you seven different times.
Right. And then we're all jumping on our bikes. They can come out the rally, you know? Yeah. And
I'm washing down my buddy's, you know, tiger dog down there. I wait for him to get on his bike.
And about the time I raised my bike up to kick my kickstand up, her husband come running up behind
me and hit me in the back of the head like four times, right? Damn. And I'm like, what the hell
is all this? And when I twisted around, he seemed to cut me down. So he shoved me over. Okay. And
yeah. Yeah. So was that your bike that fell down? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, when a bike falls down like
that, isn't it kind of like an American flag touching the ground? Don't you have to burn it or
do some sacrilegious thing? It's unheard of. Because then everybody came up.
So that's why they put him in the back of the car. They put him in the back of the cop car. Did
they take him or did they just cool him off and write him a ticket? No, they took him.
Well, he hit you in the back of your head four times. Yeah. And then I was, you know, I'm reaching
in my pocket. He can grab something and wear his ass. Oh, wear his butt out. Yeah.
Ass is okay. Then I see the cop coming out of the corner of my eye and I said,
I'm working with you, you know? Yeah. What are we going to hit him with? Go ahead and tell us now.
Brass knuckles. Damn. So what is the real problem between you and his old lady?
How long has this been going on? How many years?
It took up about three years. What started it?
I still don't know how to tell you off there. Can you lightly say it and change it a little
bit? Just give us the gist. Yeah. We used to go on vacations together and all this shit.
And I thought we were friends and then all of a sudden one time I went to a rally down there
in South Texas, you know, Bandera and I didn't ask permission. From who? And I got in trouble
with my wife, you know, with, you know? Yeah. And when I got home, I was in the doghouse,
you know, but I had to go, move out for two weeks. Okay. And out there,
they'd live out the country in the three bedroom home with, with the in-ground swimming pool,
which wasn't bad. Okay. You know. But what's this happening to me? She, she
tried to break me and my wife up by trying to, trying to hook my wife up with somebody else.
And then again, okay. And after, after this happened, I never heard about it. We done been
on vacation since then, you know, for two years. With them? And when I found out,
you know, of course I got mad. How much younger is your wife than you?
20 years. See, and this is the problem, ladies and gentlemen, keeps a brother on edge.
I was walking out my door while I go and a buddy of mine, he's in prison, right? He said,
he said, uh, you get, you get into a fight last night. I said, how do you know I got the fight
last night? He said, I've been listening to John Clay Wolf show for 20 years.
And there's our outro. We'll be right back. My name's John Clay. Well, thank you, Randy. Have fun
today. And the, that was the biggest thing that happened, which was nothing at the rally in Walnut
Springs today. So if you want to, um, if you want to challenge Randy later on, come on down.
He's easy. His wife is actually our head bartender. Yeah, she's great. She's great. Um, that's so
funny. You knew it. I didn't know what it was, but now I know why I feel better
about it now. I'm glad I found that out. Hey, remember our last show is June 27th, our last
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Good morning, Wolf Packers. Hey now, how the hell are you around the country coast coast? Good to
see you guys. One of our was Rico Suave, our president of the fan club. I believe that's,
yes, that's correct. Yes. Okay. So he formed this fan club of our listeners and he is from
Pennsylvania, came down to the events in Walnut and all this stuff. And when we started in Philly,
he came to work for us. So we're running cars in an auction lane in Philly. Give me the Vinbys.
And I just jokingly said, put Rico up on the block. Let him do it. Sink or
swim. But no, no history of it. No, I don't know. Actually, I should interview you for this job at
this point. I mean, now it's no longer a joke. Rico, good morning. Good morning, John. What did
you do? Well, tell me about your body of work over the past several years or decades. Like what
do you specialize in? How'd you make a living? Working for my dad, honestly, the past two decades,
customer service, honestly, a jack of all trades. Boy, that's a really, really bland answer.
Like what kind of customer service working for your dad? What customers? What are we all selling?
What are you doing? Selling, essentially entertainment, indoor golf center. We hosted
everybody from financial firms to law firms to financial firms. Okay. So y'all had an indoor
golf center and you would do y'all would have companies come in and you were helping your dad
run this thing? Yeah, I mean, we kind of built it up from the grassroots. We got two locations now.
But my deal was always learning something I never knew how to do and because I was forced into it.
Okay, well, that makes sense from what we did with you last Tuesday.
Yes. So we lined up 30 cars or something at the auction and you got on the block to rep them
and sell them to tell the auctioneer yes or no, basically, which we pretty much sell through
everything. We did not last week because of your poor representation. But that's not that. But we're
here to learn, Rico, because you're a customer service kind of guy. So one thing I can tell you,
do you have any cuts of this Turley? No, because what I did here, here's step one when you're
selling cars, especially to dealers, because they're very sensitive. When there's a profit,
right, if you've got 30 grand in and is bringing 32 or 33, don't start high five in everybody.
Yeah, there was a point where Rico on the other line because I'm on the phone with him
and I hear him going, yes, all right. Yeah, I get really excited. Like, hey, Rico, Rico, calm down.
Don't show any emotion. Don't give him a high five. Right. Don't tell the auctioneer that you
just made a couple grand because the auctioneer is immediately going to look at you and say,
you owe me a tip. Yes. Yeah. And then when the next car loses two grand, he doesn't want to give
that tip back. It's just a real pokery kind of thing. Does that make sense? It is. I definitely
gotta get a poker face going. Okay. Was it exciting for you? Was it more fun or less fun than you
imagined? It was kind of what I imagined only because I, you know, seeing your clips on the
YouTube and what goes on in Dallas, I had a rough idea. But yeah, I mean, the energy there was,
it was mostly male dominated. That wasn't a surprise. Black, white, Latino or other on the
gallery. I pretty much saw them all. All right. Like, down here, there's a lot of Middle Easterners
in the, the, the wholesale auto trade is especially in LA. Holy smokes. In LA and Houston,
it is controlled by Middle Easterners. Is it that way up there or is it not? I've never stood in the
lanes in Philadelphia. No, there was, there was one or two, perhaps, but it was definitely diversified.
A lot of variety. I talked to one guy, one guy came down from Allentown. It seems like a lot of
these guys are driving at least an hour maybe to get there. Right. So yeah, I mean, and they're,
and they're all running small time, you know, mid-sized dealerships, but then you get a couple
like we had. Big players. In Wyoming Valley. Yeah. Yeah. You got some guys in there that,
you know, when I was down in the 30, it'd be nice if we could set some minimums on the pitch.
No. Why is that? Because you have to feel it. You have to feel the flow. You have to,
you don't know what the cars are going to bring. There's going to be a car that makes a lot of
money and that car, and then there's going to be cars that lose money and you're farming for an
average. So if you set minimums, that means like, you know exactly what the market is and you don't
know exactly what the market is. The market speaks to you and you must ride it. It would be like,
I know you're not a surfer, but it would be like saying, well, I must have a line. I must know exactly
where this wave is going to do this, but you don't. You just have to ride that wave and be a good
navigator and fill it out. And this is something you have absolutely zero experience in, which is
fun. Right. And that's why you noticed you're like, well, we're not going to sell something. No,
no, hold on. I'm going to drop it down to this and find the money and then we'll make a decision.
Yeah. What were you saying about that? Can I ask Rico something? So you say there's,
it's like a pretty healthy wholesale market coming out of Allentown. He was in Philly. Yeah.
I thought he said something about a lot of them coming out of Allentown. So there was a dealer
drove down from Allentown. Because they're closing all the factories down. Oh God, here we go.
Oh God. And out in Bethlehem, they're killing time, filling out forms, standing in line.
Bad Billy Joel while we're waiting here in Allentown.
All right, Steve. Well, we're going to regroup. We're going to try again Tuesday
and you did a good job. I don't even know what happened, but you had the balls to get up there
and do it and it wasn't a complete disaster. So I respect that. Yeah, Rico. And I wouldn't expect
anything out. Do what? Yeah, they didn't kick me out. That's good. Perfect. But you know,
maybe him being a crazy squirrel and wearing a goofy hat and just being a, you know, like a
crazy idiot might work too, because that, that, that works. I had that thought where he can just
start because he was getting a little into, he started yelling, it's got, you know, power windows
or whatever. He's just yelling little things off the sheet. Yeah. Oh yeah. But I think
him saying like silly, unexperienced things might be interesting to the dealer body and then they'll
be drawn to him knowing that he's green because when they hear him saying that they'll know he's
green and they'll be like, we could pick one off of this guy because he doesn't know how to play
the game and then they'll come in harder and sometimes that makes a better market. Sorry,
we'll talk to you soon, man. Thank you. You got a job later.
Yeah, because like a virgin, everybody wants to, you know, a drunk virgin in a bar.
Oh no, you can trust me. You know, so that, so they'll circle around him like dealers are
sharks. Oh yeah. And we could chum the water with Rico.
That's great. It's perfect. It makes a lot of sense. It makes a lot of sense.
Just throw him out there, just cut his arm, let him bleed in the, in the water a little bit
and just let him say stupid stuff. Let's start recording this and it might work.
Otter things have worked because like if the reps are big pro, they're like, ah,
you're never going to get over on this guy. Don't even try. Sure. You have to get a recording on
that side. But if it's some drunk 17 year old saying ridiculous stuff about indoor golf,
so like, oh, we can whack this guy in the head, steal from him. Yes. Yeah.
There was moments where he's yelling stuff like, oh, it was so cringy. I'm like, but it's okay.
He doesn't know. Power windows. Power windows. It was little things. I was like, no, you don't
have to say that, but okay, that's fine. Real glass windshield. Cruise control power windows.
Antenna built in.
Antenna built in high. It's got four doors. Four full doors. 800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
We've got 30 seconds left if you've got a quick out. Do I have a quick out? Let me see here. Well,
we have a, there's a lot of buzz around the Kevin Hart roasts this last week. Here's a real quick
jabs that he got from Tom Brady, Jeff Ross, Shane Gillis and Cat Williams. Cut number three, Mike.
I'm going to tell you right now, this is going to be way better than the Tom Brady roasts. Way
better. Do you ever shut up? Or have you just been here screaming into that mic the last two
years, waiting for daddy to come home? Oh. Well, unlike your real dad, I actually showed up. Oh,
you son of a. What a story. Your dad was a street hustler and addicted to crack cocaine.
So I guess being dependent on the rock runs in the family.
Kevin's dad wasn't there for him because he was addicted to cocaine,
which is a lot more respectable than not being there for your kids because you're filming Jumanji 3.
Kevin, you're going to hear some things tonight that you're not familiar with. Those things are
punch lines. Hey guys, remember, go to JCWShow.com and click email John. Give us your, give us a
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Wolf. Douglas in Denver, Colorado. You're trying to move to Texas. Do I need a professional chef?
Yes, sir. Good morning. Good morning. Are you the one that emailed last week saying you were a
chef for the Rockies? That is correct, sir. I am. And I even, I believe I included a couple
pictures of some of the food from, you know, that I have created. Yeah. But I was kind of reading
about, I've been listening to you for a long time. I drive every Saturday morning to the ball field
and I, that's how I get to the field through all the traffic and craziness. But yeah, I read a
new steakhouse soon. No, we already did. Oh, you already opened that one. What's set a brother
back to bring you on as a restaurant chef? Say that one more time, sir. I'm sorry. What would
you charge to run a kitchen? Well, right now, I'm at the 85,000 mark. But I get really good
benefits with it. But again, we have really bad benefits. I love my job. And I don't necessarily
need the benefits, but why are you leaving? I just don't like Colorado anymore, my friend.
How long have you been there? It's not a political fit for me anymore. I mean,
the DEI thing, and it's just, you got to be so careful with every word you say to your employees
and people around you. So that's why you like listening to us. I love listening to you for
your conservative views. Yes, sir. It's not even conservative. It's just like no nonsense,
just whatever. Just shut up, everybody. If you want to transition into a transition or
let your business, and if we want to make fun of it or not, it's our business. It didn't matter.
It's life. It's the world. It's a free market system. Yes, sir. And that's another reason we
might be quitting. I hear you. Well, I don't have, I'll tell you what, I have a buddy. I have two
friends that own restaurant chains. They have about 25 restaurants each in Dallas, Fort Worth.
And one guy's name is Hunter Pond, and he owns Vandalay Industries, the Hudson House, and
then Felipe Armenta. And they may be looking for a guy like you. So send me another note,
and I'll forward it to both of them and see if they're looking. I'll send it to their operators,
and maybe I can get you a job there. Well, that would be fantastic. And again,
I just really appreciate you taking the time to talk to me this morning. Sure. All good, man.
See you. 800-800-7234-800-800 radio. So when Leon Let fell and lost the game against Miami.
Correct. That was in November. That was Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving of 93.
The ice bowl. And we're trying to figure out when to do the car show because the bike rally,
the Walnut Springs rally, the big one's going to be October 22nd through the 24th. In that car
show that we had last year, like five or 6000 people showed up. I need to do that again.
Yep. And I don't know when to do it. So November 21st is a Saturday before Thanksgiving,
and it gives enough time after the rally to recuperate. Yep.
Because I don't want to run them back to back. But it's a risk on the weather.
Yeah, it really is a roll of the dice. Maybe a week earlier, 14th?
My wife's out of town that weekend. That's a great idea. No.
No. October 12th. That's Leon Let's birthday, man. He's still alive too.
Have him come out? No. He could fumble in the middle of the street.
I can imagine. That's all he's remembered for.
Did he get arrested for cocaine? Oh, that was a different guy.
No, yeah, not coke. I don't think there was a substance abuse charge or two with Leon Let.
His weed. His weed. Yeah, he had a little trouble with that.
Black, white, Latino, or other.
800-800-7234-H. He's dumb, man. I'm looking it up, man.
You don't need to look it up. It's a joke. The question was a joke.
We know who Leon Let is. Come on, stop it.
What you were saying whether he was arrested. Oh.
Farmer Dallas Cowboy defensive tackle Leon Let was not arrested.
No. Good. No weed.
But rather faced multiple significant suspensions from the NFL for violating the league's
substance abuse policy in the 90s. Do you think that's why he fumbled the
ball that day? He was high. No, no, no.
It was just, it was covered in ice. Just it was covered in ice.
Yeah. What happened with Pittsburgh's quarterback,
Rodgers? He has not said anything. So he's not Pittsburgh's quarterback right now.
Looks like he might retire, but he usually waits till after OTA.
So he likes to make it all drawn out and drama.
And then he shows up right time for training camp.
So I think he's going to come back one more year because he wants to go out with a
likes retirement type of parade and everything for the year.
So that's his. Is Russell Wilson playing again this year?
He's maybe kind of up in the air. Who was he with last year?
Wasn't Denver again? The Giants. That's right.
He's trying to get a job as an analyst.
Yeah. He had one really good game against the Cowboys.
That was it for the whole year. So yeah.
But the, yeah, the schedules came out. Got me all excited.
NFL released the season schedules this week. Each team produced a comedy.
Did you see this? The comedy vids. Yeah. Here's actually one of them from the Vegas Raiders.
It's Kirk Cousins and Fernando Mendoza spoofing a very popular siblings movie.
I think you'll probably pick this one up.
Okay. Number seven.
I'm Kirk. I'm Fernando.
You're going to have to call me. Kirk O'Chains.
You're going to have to call me the Mandalorian.
Say your favorite football play on 3123
Turn right 63. Why shallow? Jinx.
Do we just become best friends? Yup.
You know that's from, right? Yeah. Step brothers.
Step brothers. Yeah. Yeah.
All teams do something unique to promote the,
Hey, here's our new schedule. So they have a unique way of doing.
Cowboys did like the Tyler's because they have three guys named Tyler.
It was actually kind of lame, but yeah.
All of them I've seen were lame.
Even, even, um, what's his name?
Hot shot Denver Broncos used to play for the Coles for years and years.
Manning. Manning.
Manning did one where he's talking to his daughter and says,
Oh, I wish I was in a lot of TV commercials.
Hey, I want to throw this out again.
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Yeah. There's a thousand people that's just flying in this great.
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Watch. He didn't have the switch flip.
It's always something, isn't it?
It's always something.
Well, he kind of threw it on him last second.
He's scrambling, I'm sure.
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I mean, if it was built right, it had a database anyway.
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And we've got a wonderful video coming out this week and high noon on the YouTube channel.
And this is a different woman.
I got to go Oprah with this guy.
Yeah. I met this older gentleman, not real old, but he was mid-60s.
And he's got a big car collection in Ohio.
And we got out there and I realized it had nothing to do with the price.
It had everything to do with his life and his wife's gone.
And he's got this huge place.
And people have let him down over the years.
And employees have sued him for crap, like just the chickeness HR stuff.
And he built his dream.
He built a huge facility with his dream full of cars, full of parts, full of everything.
And he's sitting there in this tiny town all by himself.
And he doesn't know what to do.
And I'm like, this guy's like a, he's got a shotgun.
Oh.
Yeah. I mean, I was like, this guy's not in a good place.
Okay.
So instead of trying to be a car buyer, the whole thing turned into like a therapy session.
And it was something a lot of people at that age can relate to.
Sure.
All this guy's done his work is life.
Get up, goes to work, came home, went to dinner, left the dinner, went back to work.
He got a contract with Crown Forklift.
He's a machinist.
He's a technical guy in building, building concept stuff for Crown.
He made a lot of money, but he didn't change his life.
And he just kept working.
He just kept making money and he kept buying more crap and built this dream.
Right.
Yep. Yep.
And now he's sitting out there in the middle of a farm field with this great piece of real
estate and all these cars.
And he's got nothing he doesn't know what to do.
It's pretty interesting story.
That's a very good story.
So many people go through that after what they call air quotes retirement.
And then they sit around there just like, now what?
I focused my whole life, 50, 60 years of this.
And now I got nowhere to go and nothing to do.
Right.
It's making me crazy.
Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.
I told him, I said, you need to hire an auction company.
Dude, I'm talking about room after of parts and cars.
And it's huge.
It's kind of like the deal up.
Overwhelming.
Yeah.
And I said, you need to hire an auction company.
And I can hook you up if you need one.
Sure.
And you need to take the value that you think this entire thing is worth.
Forget the real estate because real estate is the real value.
And whatever that value is, cut it in half.
And if you're willing to take that, you need to hire an auction company.
Have an absolute auction.
And the day of the auction, I said, you need to leave.
You need to go.
You cannot make sense because you are going to kill you.
Yep. To watch all this stuff go away.
Yeah.
I totally agree.
That was my advice, Tim.
So I just ruined the whole video for you.
No, no, no, no.
This could be great.
I don't really want to see that, actually.
But you know, we started off pretty stern.
Like he was like, who are you and what do you want?
And I was like, why am I here?
How did you find this guy?
One of my guys sent me up there and it was a really wild goose chase.
And it shouldn't have been.
I never should have been there.
It was not teed up properly.
And I'd fly up there after we were in Oklahoma.
I'm like, what the hell am I doing up here?
But really it wound up like not trying to get
touchy-feely.
But like, I know I did a good thing.
Awesome.
Like I left there helping that guy for sure.
And I was like, all right, we didn't make this cost me money
to come up here and back.
But I definitely gave back.
Very cool.
If that makes sense.
I'll go and see the video.
I didn't even try to buy anything.
I was like, just it doesn't matter.
That's not why we're here.
It doesn't matter.
It hasn't.
We're talking about what the hell are you going to do
with the rest of your life and how do you get happy
and what are you going to do with this mess?
Yeah.
Anyway, we'll be right back.
Very cool, John.
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And at 67 years old, you know, he really likes to do most.
Get behind the wheel of his dragster and do a pass.
Don't pass.
Yeah, he's still a drag racer.
That's really what he loves to do.
Wow.
And he builds all of his own engines.
Guys, really cool story.
Awesome.
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The lightning round.
Here we go.
Ken, or Jay in Colorado, is your limited F-150, a six cylinder, or an eight?
Are you there?
It's a CX.
I knew it was.
I just knew it.
Yeah, those things, when those twin turbo EcoBoost,
they don't hold up with miles.
Is that a 3-3?
Is that right?
No.
What liter is that?
No.
It's a 3-5, 3-5 EcoBoost, right?
3-5.
Yeah.
Sure.
Yes, sir.
111,000 miles.
What city are you being?
Fort Collins.
Okay.
Does it have any hail?
No, nothing.
I mean, it's garage, it's whole life, pristine, actually.
I see that you want 23,000.
I will give 22,000.
22,000, that's a pretty good offer, actually.
Go to gimmethevend.com and load it up.
Thank you, man.
Hey, Ken in San Antonio with a Nissan rug with only 430,000 miles recently totaled
only three more payments to go.
Congratulations, Ken.
I got to start all over now.
Yeah.
Now, if it's totaled, why do you have to,
are you having to bank payments on what's left over after the total?
Yeah, and I was kind of wondering what it,
before it got totaled, what it would be worth.
Just nothing.
500,000 miles?
Yeah, it's, what did they give you on the total?
Like, how much did they give you?
I don't know yet.
It just happened yesterday.
Some woman ran a blinking left turn signal and up out into her.
It bent the rail on the right front.
Dude, see, don't even think about any of that because none of it matters.
Like, if you'd have rolled it and just ripped it all to pieces and all the doors flew off
and everything, it's the same.
Because you have three payments left, they're going to total it.
They're going to give you, they're going to give you 25 or three grand for it.
What's the payoff on it?
20, 21.
Yeah.
So it's going to wash out and then you just go start over.
Congratulations.
Glad I could help.
Robert, a 94 Accord with 250,000 miles, wants four grand.
I can't help you.
Gas cap, Southlake, 25 Silverado, half ton diesel, ZR1, 26,000 miles,
leveled once mid-60s.
Ouch.
Ouch.
ZR2, ZR2 count.
Yeah, ouch is what I've, I'm not even looking at anything.
Hang on, let me catch my breath.
I mean, that was a punch.
Me too.
Can't you buy a new one for that?
Yeah, I guess maybe.
How about mid-50s?
How does that work?
Well, you see yours has 25,000 miles and, and what dictates that market is what can
you buy a new one for with zero miles?
And I'm going to bet you can buy that car for 60.
So I'm going to guess that we're missing each other, pretty, pretty cute like.
Hell hell, I'll look at it.
Do what now?
Oh yeah, load it up into gimmethevendoc.com.
Now I'm kind of interested.
I'm going to pull up what we call an MMR transaction history.
25 Silverado, half ton diesel, two wheel driver, four.
Four, ZR2, like the 84X.
Gotcha.
ZR2 crew cab, 25,000 miles.
Hang on.
I will give, I don't like the miles.
Let me look at something real quick.
You don't have to load it up.
I can tell you right now, we've come this far together.
Why stop?
I will get 53,000.
Okay.
Get her, man.
Get it girl.
Be right back.
I'm a big sports man.
One of the sports fans at basketball fans, where are you at?
The thing that kills me though right now about sports is the fashion.
Everybody knows just the hip hop generation.
So you know now thing basketball is long shorts, short socks, right?
Does anybody remember the 70s and the 80s?
Basketball plays you to play in speedos and halter tops.
One ball hanging at the bottom of the ceiling.
And remember, gals are just like dog poo.
The older it is, the easier they are to pick up.
Amen.
800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
I heard two guys that are old friends get to arguing last night.
And they were drunk.
And then you screwed my baby mama came up at my house party.
Oh geez.
That's sensitive.
Uncomfortable.
It was, you know me, I love listening.
Yep.
And so I was like, this is getting good.
Yeah.
And then the answer was like, who didn't?
Another level.
Right, right.
Just kept pushing it up, up.
800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
Johnny Cash is going to beam down from the heavens and talk to us about prisoner mail
that goes to our snail mail box at the post office.
Good morning, Johnny.
Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.
John, this week's mail from Jell Entry reads, Dear Mr. Wolf.
I emailed your show about a month ago.
Got a quick response too.
But before I got a chance to send this one, I got bumped off for having a smartphone.
Snitch-ass, bitch-ass haters at Butler, North Carolina.
Also known as Butler Bastille.
Appalachian Alcatraz.
Or the Blue Mountain Brig at Butler.
I'm surrounded by Libertine Pansy Kitty Diddlers.
What?
Yeah.
They let anything walk.
Oops.
I mean, anybody walk here.
Sorry, Fordy and Slip.
I've never seen anything like it though.
I came from a maximum security USP Victorville on independent white boy time.
It's a different universe here though.
90% of the people here would have had to check in right off the bus.
Culture shock.
They let anybody walk here.
Gays, rats, snitches.
Essos, comos, JOs, crazies, schizos.
And the trans.
Shout out to my girls, Lacey and Jojo.
I've seen Jojo knock out four dudes since I've been here.
It's a whole other world at Butner.
You ever heard of the term gunner?
That's when a guy manipulates himself.
Got it.
In the presence of a female guard with no shame.
They might whiten till the CRs are doing cell checks and standing the back of a darkened cell.
They cut holes in all their pants pockets.
Hell, they even tie a string to their toe.
Got it.
What the hell?
Got it.
I was happy when I got here and found your show right off the rip.
You always worry what the radio's like at a new spot.
It is after all, all we got in here.
So you all take care.
Sincerely, Brandon Cord Hubbard, Butner, North Carolina.
P.S. Jojo got whooped last week by another trans person.
And no longer holds the title.
Speaking of trans inmates, we haven't heard from Joe Exotic for a while.
That's a good question.
Yeah.
Well, I said no more.
I didn't want him calling in every Saturday.
Right.
You know, once a quarter.
Do I need to call?
Sure.
Well, if he gets any mail from jail, he can send it on down the line to us here.
P.O. Box 471517.
That is in Fort Worth, Texas.
The zip code 76147.
When Joe used to call in from prison every Saturday,
did you ever have people ask if that's real?
Because everybody thought it was fake.
Yeah, they all thought it was fake.
It's like, why would he call you?
My friends thought it was me.
And I said, that's not a voice that I do.
How would you describe that voice?
I tell you what happened, John.
Everybody asked me why I'm a homosexual.
I just got sucked into it.
Not very good.
Sounds a little Don Henley-esque.
Don Henley, yeah.
What are the prisoners going to do when the show's not on radio?
We need a band to play at the Roadhouse tonight.
Tonight?
Yeah.
If you're in Waco or something, you're a good rock and roll,
like a motorcycle rally kind of band.
Just show up.
Joe Dirt the Dirtbags.
I mean, like last night, about nine,
it got kind of muddy in there.
Like, why didn't we get a band?
I just didn't expect it to be this busy.
You got music.
Yeah.
But you want a band?
I mean, I don't have to have one, but we take one.
Hi, y'all.
We're the good old boys.
We're here because John said to.
Right.
I can go differently, though, too,
depending on the type of music they're playing.
And then both of them.
How many bands show up?
Yeah, that's, that's.
Battle of the Bands.
Battle of the Bands.
And what happened to you last night?
So I asked you to come down and then Reggie ran you off.
I can't.
Well, Reggie came over.
He said, you know, I canceled the engaged acts.
I said, oh, yeah.
I said, are we laying low?
He goes, Bobo, if we cut off that jukebox,
these guys are in here grooving with their old ladies.
Right.
We cut off that jukebox and start playing Hillbilly songs.
We might have a situation.
I said, you know, that actually makes a lot of sense.
Right.
I just, I mean, go with Reggie on anything
because he runs the joint.
He had golf on the big screens.
And I was like, hey, I don't think this is a golf crowd.
No, no.
So I found like King of the Hammers off-road
and with some racing stuff and that went fine.
There you go.
Perfect.
It was hockey when, no way.
It was NASCAR when I walked.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That might work.
That's fine.
Yeah.
But golf is not it.
Cooking shows is not it.
No, you got to think about all that stuff.
Martha Stewart.
With bikers in the bar?
Right.
No, no, no.
God, no.
Quite a crowd and a bunch of, and if you've never been
to any kind of a situation or an event like that,
some of the nicest people you can be around, honestly.
Bunch of guys that dress in ties during the week.
They put on their, their costumes for the weekend.
It's a good way.
And the bikers, yeah.
It is actually kind of felt like what I wanted to turn this
into is baby Sturgis.
And yesterday it felt like it.
And I bet right now, what time is it?
10 30 central, I mean, central, I bet you anything.
I bet it, I bet there, I'll pull up the cameras.
I bet they're already sitting on the porch.
I bet they're already lined up.
How many down there?
Do you think just had their seventh bloody Mary?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Seven's the number for 10 a.m.
That's a lot of bloody Marys, Bob.
Oh, maybe two.
That midget wrestling last night.
And like we man was up on the corner screaming.
It was pretty funny.
Have you ever been to midget wrestling?
No.
Is that legal?
Now some of those,
you can wrestle midgets.
Why can't you fight chickens?
Some of those knock around sixth grade fights I was in
probably looked like midget wrestling.
Because the chickens are being killed.
Yeah.
And they don't have a say in it.
Midgets do have a say.
But the chickens get killed when we eat them and chicken.
We're going to eat them anyway, right?
Because it's not.
Don't go there.
Don't go there.
Let's just don't.
Right.
Because what's next?
Death by 1000.
Because what's the next?
No, dolphin.
Dolphin fighting.
We can't have that.
We don't eat dogs.
But we absolutely eat chicken.
And if you love chicken, quesadillas and fajitas,
go to the boss again.
And they're killed humanely.
Yes.
They're not.
What, chopping their head off?
Yes, quickly.
That's humanely?
You've never seen my grandma brown process of chicken.
No.
It was done by hand.
By hand.
With the neck.
With the neck.
I know.
Rattle that sucker.
He just, one sound.
Good morning Los Angeles.
I'm sure they're driving and their Porsches and Tesla's
down the 405 listening to this thing.
What in the hell have I gotten myself into?
We'll be right back.
Yo, we're back to the John Clay Wolf Show.
America's largest.
It's so big.
The weekend morning show.
Monday, warrior, meet, meet, strike.
Today's Tom Sawyer, meet, meet, pride.
Speaking of,
again, guess what guys?
We, our last terrestrial show is June 27th, Saturday.
What?
And I don't know where we're going to do it yet,
but I'll let you know.
But go to JCWShow.com and just put your name
and your email address so we're building a database
so we can let everybody know where we're going.
Digitally or fast-channely or there's a few different options.
And we're still in negotiations with some of the radio networks.
There's a lot going on, but I just drew the line.
I said June 27th is the last day.
That's it.
Okay.
And we're going to do it here?
And this too?
I don't know.
I don't know anything.
I just, I just did this kind of, well,
I've been talking about it for a year.
I was going to say, we should do it in a nudie bar, man.
Anyway, go to JCWShow.com, click email John,
put in your name and your, in your email address.
You can leave us a little note and you'll be in the database
so we can email you guys where we're going to be,
where we're going to pick up.
Maybe with a different network, maybe on a different station,
may not be on terrestrial at all.
Probably not is the truth.
Okay.
Maybe, I mean, there's, there's 10 different things bacon.
Cool.
Is it all going to end?
No.
No.
Is it the 20 year of our terrestrial radio show anniversary?
And is it time to change for better things?
Yes.
Cool.
So.
It's exciting.
Yeah.
What were you saying?
What was I saying?
I can't remember.
Oh, we were talking about old radio.
Do you remember Miss Cleo?
Old.
That hot Jamaican, was she hot?
Yeah.
Oh, she was hot.
No, she wasn't hot.
She was.
Leave the hot out.
Miss Cleo.
Yes.
You call her 800 800 psychic or whatever.
Here's a clip of it.
I want to do that.
We have this.
Don't you really want to know?
Okay.
I was wondering who the father of my baby was.
All right.
Let's take a look.
The Miss Cleo DNA test.
That's what I'm solely searching for the father of your baby.
Oh, it's the one that's very unpleasant.
Okay.
Okay.
And he's also the one that had another girlfriend
while he was sleeping with you.
Yes, he does.
Yep.
That's him.
That's the daddy.
Okay.
But you knew that.
I wasn't sure.
I don't know how the baby looked just like him.
Yes, he does.
Yeah.
So you were in denial because he has a funny little chin,
doesn't he?
Yes, he does.
Yeah.
And the baby have that same little chin.
Oh my God.
Oh.
The cards can reveal things that you will never see by yourself.
Call me now for your free tarot reading.
So the entire psychic hotline operation around her
got hammered for fraud and deceptive practices.
FTC accused the company behind call me now empire
for free readings and blah, blah, blah in collections.
They were heavy on collecting debt.
500 million.
500 million.
Wow.
500 million.
The criminal police actually came from the executives
that were running the network.
She was just the face and she wasn't a real Jamaican.
She wasn't.
She was an actress after all that.
Yeah, don't say.
Oh yeah, call me now.
Who was the other one?
There was another one.
Actually, I can do this.
If y'all call in now, I've listed enough of this.
I can do this.
I am.
Okay.
You're going to be John the psychic.
Yeah.
Call John now.
800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
I'll tell you who is the father of your child
or where your dead parents are.
Don't be afraid.
Play one, Mike.
You sent me one Sylvia Brown.
You remember she was on like Maury, Povich,
and all those daytime shows, stuff like that.
Yeah, you'll remember you'll listen to her.
Father's brother disappeared about 20 something years ago
and the whole family has no idea whether he's alive or dead.
He drowned.
He drowned.
Thank you.
Sylvia, my parents divorced twice two years old
and I don't know my biological father.
You don't want to.
Okay, not at all.
You don't.
Thank you.
Hi Sylvia, my name is Hastena and I'm about 18 years ago,
my father went on a business trip and never returned.
The day that he's supposed to come, he called and never came.
My family searched high and low, no results.
So I just want to know if he's dead or alive.
No, he's alive in Florida.
Does that make sense?
Of course.
No, but thank you.
Does that make sense?
No, thank you.
I mean, she's so matter of fact about it.
Fast.
She's fast.
You don't want to know.
Here's some more.
My mom passed away three years ago and...
She was a beautiful woman, by the way.
Thank you.
She was very flamboyant.
Yes, she was.
Yes, she was sort of a gypsy type of woman.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
And before she passed away, she tried several times to tell me something in the hospital
and I could not understand because of the tube she had in her mouth and...
Yeah, the trick, all that.
And I just didn't understand and until this day, it still bothers me that I couldn't
understand my own mother.
She didn't...
You know, this is really hard to tell you.
Your father is not your father.
God.
Oh, my Lord.
Wow.
But who cares?
You love who you love.
Oh, absolutely.
Absolutely.
But she wanted to get that off her chest.
Who cares?
You know, but I mean, that was her then.
Okay.
All right.
Well, thank you.
Speech and pediment, Terrence.
Tell me about it.
I can figure it out.
I know the truth.
Are you there?
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
Duh.
Okay.
Two giant...
Yep.
You're on the air.
Yes.
Two giant pandas.
They're so cute.
And they, they're trying to sell one.
And they got two babies.
Ping, ping, and puss.
Puss moss?
Yes, sir.
Ping, ping, and puss moss?
Puss moss.
Ping, ping, and puss.
Ping, ping is your father.
Ping, ping is your father.
And that's why you don't speak well.
It's because you used to be a panda.
And you were not a real human.
You're an alien panda.
And you turned into speech and pediment, Terrence.
You didn't, the full transformation never happened.
You know this.
You already knew this, didn't you?
Yeah, absolutely.
Thank you, Terrence.
Yeah.
Go, go join my hotline at JCWShow.com.
Send me $500 and I'll tell you,
I will send you the photos in the contact zookeeper
of your actual father panda.
Pay your call, pay your call.
Gatlin, Gallatin, Tennessee, Nashville.
You're on the air.
Hey, John, don't quit the radio show.
More people have radio than they do YouTube.
Yeah, yeah.
It's not just about YouTube.
Who said I'm just going to YouTube?
It's not just YouTube.
There's different ideas here.
I'm telling you, I'm negotiating with one major network
and another major network.
And if we can't figure either one out,
then I've got another thing.
The show's not going away.
The terrestrial version probably might,
if we don't make a deal before June 27th.
That's just the truth.
I'm just telling you all the truth.
That's it.
You got to draw on the line and stand somewhere
and figure this out.
Because it's got to work for everybody.
It ain't working for me right now.
All right.
Stu.
Hello.
How are you?
Good.
What you got?
I got a 1983 Collins-Cobra trike.
It has a Corvair motor, automatic transmission,
two-speed power glide,
presentation, won a lot of bike shows around the country.
Right.
What's it worth?
Your mother was a lesbian.
No, that's not what he said.
Dyke's on trikes in Colorado.
Go to GiveMeTheVin.com.
GiveMeTheVin.com.
Load it up.
Let me see a picture of your mother and the trike.
And I can tell you more.
All right.
This is not the psychic age.
Fascinating.
No, it's not.
David and Granberry.
What you got?
Hey, John.
I saw you over there at the Chris and Race Track
motorsport ranch and saw you all unloading the Ferrari.
Oh, the six-wheel.
Yeah, six-wheel.
What happened to that on the track?
The head gasket, not the head gasket.
The valve gasket, the valve cover gasket spilled.
And there's also overflow on the oil.
It was our test in tune.
We were figuring it out.
And there were some hiccups on bypass oil
and it landed on the headers.
And it looked like a fire.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what, you know.
So we thought we'd fixed it and then we did a few more laps
and we got that big puff of smoke again
and scared the hell out of everybody.
But it's all good.
Good, good.
Yeah, I got to meet Richard while I was over there.
I worked right across the road across the highway there
at the metal yard.
Hints of metal.
You might have seen this there.
But what did you think about the car?
Did you see it?
I thought so.
Yeah, I thought it was awesome.
I took some pictures, got to meet Richard.
I didn't realize you were there and you walked by
and well, I didn't get to introduce you.
I limped by.
Just tell the truth.
That's when you knew it was me.
But yeah, that was a good, I was glad to see you all there.
That's a nice place to be.
Play that clip on the video stream.
You can see it right now at JCWShow.com.
Kyle, the track clip of the Newman car in the F6.
On the video that we got.
That full video, this is at last, just a little clip.
We've got a badass video coming out.
It's on JCWShow.
Oh, look at that.
And he'll be all zoomed up and punched up.
It's unfortunate.
Yeah, they were whipping around.
It was pretty cool.
And so what was interesting is I told Mike,
because he was in the Newman car transport,
the old Ferrari box van that holds the Newman car
and he was taking it back to the ranch.
I was like, maybe you ought to go through
Granberry, it's a straighter shot.
And I thought about it.
I'm like, I bet he didn't have a plate on that truck.
And then the phone rang and I forgot to tell him.
And then he sent me a picture.
Do you have the picture of him pulled over, Kyle?
So he's pulled over by the cops and he probably didn't have it.
But anyway, he did have a plate on him, but it was on the dash.
And I said, well, the odds between him being a fan of mine
or a fan of Rollins, you're probably going to find somebody,
the cop will probably be cool and know about the car.
He said, it wasn't you.
I dropped you.
And then I dropped Richard.
And finally I dropped Adam Corolla.
And he said, he's a big fan of Adam Corolla.
Wow.
And then they gave us, he wanted to see the car.
He said, this is Corolla's Ferrari.
He's like, yeah.
He's like, okay, cool, cool, cool, cool.
So it took 33 to get out of that one.
We'll be right back.
My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars of the Radio.
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right now, and you can continue on the ride at JCW show.com.
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Losing your s*** is part of the process of fixing something, right?
Everybody does that.
You buy, right?
Yeah.
You buy something at Ikea.
You get halfway through putting it together.
You're like, dude, where the f*** is the f***?
Oh, there it is.
There it is.
There it is.
But honey, I didn't see it.
Why?
You want to put it together?
Instructions make no sense.
I will buy another one.
I'll buy f***ing five and smash four if I want to.
Don't tell me what to do.
I'll go to your mothers.
I don't give a s***.
Jesus Christ.
You know what story are you going to tell?
This one, right?
Not the part about how you pay all the f***ing bills, right?
How was that uncalled for?
How was that uncalled for?
I wasn't even talking to you.
I know what I said.
Yes.
You think I want to be the guy who flips out about the f***ing tables?
I don't.
Okay?
You don't have to speak.
Well, you do, too.
Okay?
Well, I thought you were going to your mothers.
And now we return to the John Clay Wolf Show.
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Back to the Bill Burbitt.
My wife is like a Santa Elf when it comes to assembling Ikea stuff.
Oh, she's just really good.
Oh, my God.
She's her people that build those things.
Her people.
I bet she's good with Legos, too.
You damn right.
Have you seen her deals?
I mean, look.
These two cars sitting in the studio, she built both of them.
That's amazing.
That's nothing.
You ought to see the Titanic.
You really have a Titanic, Lego.
I think she does.
I know she's got Millennium Falcon.
I've seen so much.
I'm forgetting what I've seen.
She bragged about the Millennium Falcon to me
because she knows I'm a big Star Wars fan.
Yeah.
That was a big one.
She says, Bobby, you know that I've built the Millennium Falcon
from the Star Wars.
Nope, she's not.
This is one of the most prominent.
This bit, the hard part, was the dish for the radar.
The dish for the radar.
The dish for the radar.
The guns, it's simple.
Simple.
But the radar, this is really hard.
It's really pretty.
It's standing close.
Boom.
My wife is from Copenhagen, Denmark.
That's how they talk.
And Ikea was across the river in Sweden.
It's the same thing.
Not how they talk.
Crab, SoCal, what's up, man?
Good morning, John and the gang.
Hey, have you guys been talking to Sirius XM by any chance?
Because you don't have to edit the cussing and stuff.
Not cussing is actually fun having to dance around that line.
Full frontal nudity is exactly that.
It's shocking in the beginning, then you lose the dance.
But yeah, I've talked to Sirius plenty.
Thanks, Crab.
And some of those guys overdo it, I'm noticing.
Janice.
Kentucky Janice.
Kentucky woman.
Janice, are you there?
Do you have Kentucky woman by Neil Diamond?
Have y'all watched song sung blue?
Holy smokes, it's good.
Great film.
Yeah.
Great film.
What have you got?
You need me as a psychic, right?
Yes.
Go ahead, Janice.
Tell me about the Kentucky bluegrass.
It's an interesting place to live.
Okay, what is your question?
You're calling Mr. Cleo.
What can I help you with today?
Do you have your credit card already?
I do.
All right, let's go.
I was wondering if you could let me know if my new boyfriend Jason is truly the love of my life
because I've never met anyone like him.
I have a vision that he has a kind of short penis.
Is that accurate?
Am I right?
No, come on.
Is he right there?
No, it's not magic.
I know you can't talk in front of him.
I know, I know, you know, I know.
He's not here, but it's definitely a magic stick.
Oh, magic stick?
Maybe I'm thinking of your former lover
because I'm definitely getting a feeling of shortness.
Okay, sure.
And is he a younger man than you?
Yes.
Yes, see, I know these things.
Now, I have a feeling he's a little hillbilly.
Have you seen the movie, what they call it,
where they were doing drugs and the young man was screwing the old woman
with the cocaine fields?
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Ozark.
Ozark.
Do you harvest poppy seeds, Janice, in the Kentucky bluegrass?
I just turned him on to that show.
That is crazy.
You're definitely dialed in.
Okay, I do think he is the love of your life,
but I do think he's going to get an insurance policy on you
in about six months, and then he will kill you,
and you will die suddenly, not from shotgun, no, Turley.
You will die from a blood disease
that the stupid ass Kentucky doctors cannot figure out.
And they will, when you die, mysterically,
they will call it old age, and then he will get all the inheritance money
and everything else you have.
So yes, he's the love of your life, and you should go forward,
but you will live a short life.
Thank you, Janice.
Thank you.
Thank you.
God.
Amazing.
Amazing.
Some people have it.
Yeah.
Some people have it.
Clearly you do.
And you didn't charge anything for it either.
Oh, yeah.
That's very nice.
Okay, call her back.
Get me some money.
And I theorize the only reason she doesn't think he's short
is because she's seen a lot bigger ones.
Okay.
Let's just sit here and bake on that for a minute.
It's in the voice.
It's in the voice.
That's all you, Bob.
She had that laugh.
No, song sung blues a bad ass move.
Yeah, that's great.
Oh, man.
She is.
It's true.
Yeah.
It's all based on.
It's a Neil Diamond impersonation duo with Kate Hudson,
and I forgot the other guy's name.
But Kate Hudson did all her own singing in that.
She was nominated for an Oscar too.
Hugh Jackman.
Is that right?
Hugh James.
Oh, will it ring?
Yeah.
In part of the movie, when they opened up for the big band,
who was it?
It was a call play?
No, Pearl Jam.
Pearl Jam.
Pearl Jam.
That was real.
I had to look that up.
I couldn't, they didn't open up for Pearl Jam,
and sure enough, they did.
Yeah.
That was at the time, they would do this weird thing
where they'd just kind of find something local
that wasn't anything related to their music.
And other bands were doing that in the 90s.
It was kind of the cool thing to do, grunge bands.
And that, they just picked them.
Getting that call.
It was amazing.
My wife had no idea that Neil Diamond sung all those songs.
You know, he's one of the wealthiest songwriter musicians
of all time.
I believe that.
When he got divorced in like 20 years ago,
he had to write his old,
he had to write his old lady check for 150 million.
Wow.
Yep.
150.
I haven't seen that yet.
I promised my mom I'd watch it with her.
That's 20 years ago, what she did is deserve that money.
Nothing.
She, don't say it.
Don't say it.
Hey, you know what?
She put out like a pack meal.
I got some sad news for Bobo.
What?
Sorry, Bob.
Hope you're sitting down.
Reba McIntyre.
Died?
Nope.
Oh.
She's getting engaged.
She's getting married.
Oh, no.
No, no longer available for you.
Rex Lynn is the new husband.
That's son of a bitch.
She talked about her plans for the big wedding coming up,
and let's just say there will be animals involved,
not in the honeymoon, but in the wedding.
Before we hear her talk, wait.
Bobo, can you do it?
Can you impersonate her a little bit
back when y'all were dating?
Hey, Bobo.
You don't come up and have a drink with me.
You've said this so many times,
I'm starting to believe it happened.
I really can't talk about it.
Here's Reba, the real one.
Well, we're going to have to have dogs there,
and I have two grand dogs, Watson and Belle,
so they may be the ring bearers or something like that,
but we have to have our animals in there.
We've got longhorns and donkeys, horses,
and everything there at the place, cats,
and we have a lot of fun with them.
We have Reba here in the studio.
Reba, it's so good to hear you.
I'm glad to find out that you have found the love of your life.
Now, what's up with all these dogs and animals?
Well, hi, y'all.
I thought I'd just drop by and tell you about my wedding.
Now, we're not going to get married now
for another nine years.
Nine years?
Yes, because I got a contract with the young children.
Got it.
And of course, Happiest Place.
Have you seen Happiest Place?
I have.
It's a good show.
Everybody loves this show.
You know, that's not my real heart.
I believe you.
I still have my literal heart.
You do.
But it's not that red.
Not that red.
Not that red like that.
We like animals at the wedding.
I'll tell you one thing.
When I met your friend, Bobo,
I understand you asked him to leave the room.
I did.
Thank you.
When I met him, I had a duck with me.
It's a duck.
Really?
My little pet duck.
Now, I wasn't new by then.
I had already had four number ones.
Sure.
And about 20 number top tens.
Yeah, you were a big guy.
I was a George Strait.
Damn, his ass.
But I was kind of famous by then.
It looked like a queen.
Sure.
You know, I did a lot of training.
A lot of exercise and got off the cocaine.
Very good for my career.
Good for my career and for my singing voice.
And then that's when I did.
Is there life out there?
I remember that song.
It was a very popular song.
And it's not about what you think.
No, it was about my duck.
No, I love my duck and me and Rex love our animals.
And they're going to be at the wedding in nine years.
That's going to be 2035.
And we plan to have it at the truck stop
right outside of Blanchard, Oklahoma,
where I did my first live gig.
I didn't know this.
Yeah.
I was a stripper.
No, you weren't.
No, didn't happen.
Yeah.
At a place called Two Tone Pie.
No.
So this song is about your duck.
Yeah, it's my duck.
Really?
Claire Bell.
Yeah, she's not sure.
Claire Bell, she's never sure.
She's very doubtful.
Now she's just wondering what she's living for, right?
I see when I was on stage and since I had to do an hour,
hour and a half with all the clothing changes there,
I wouldn't see her for an hour and a half.
Uh-huh.
And my stage manager said she was just tour up.
And I would get off stage.
I get a little teary-eyed, I think a minute,
but I would get off stage.
I would open the can of corn.
Really?
Stop it.
And I would feed Claire Bell the whole can.
Okay.
And with ducks, if you overfeed them,
especially high starch, with corn ears,
they go into what they call a cornicoma.
That would calm her down.
All right, P.
Thank you.
Thank you.
We thought one time, we're in the back of time.
We thought one time in Little Rock,
I did a song about Little Rock.
One time she was in Little Rock and we thought she had died.
Oh, no.
She didn't move for three days.
Why?
And I'll never forget I was on stage
saying, have you ever cheated on me?
And I look down here, here comes Claire Bell.
She's wild and alone.
She's fine.
More corn.
Happy ending.
Sweet thing.
She's still alive.
Oh, really?
That's all.
She's 49 years old.
I think the corn might have been good for her.
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You say Reba's got the what?
The heavies.
She's got the heavies, John.
And ain't nobody cheating on that.
Is Reba a large-chested voluptuous woman?
I don't know.
You tell me.
Well, you said she's got the heavies.
What are you talking about?
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
Okay.
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Back to work.
08, RAV4.
91,000 miles.
Wife wants to buy a key of soul.
She's convinced that the RAV4 is worth more.
Just curious.
And he's probably, I don't know, RAV4.
08 off the top of my head.
91,000 miles.
V6.
What's it?
8 grand?
10 grand?
8 grand?
10 grand?
Yeah.
That's about right, Dave.
I mean it, Jason.
Okay.
Thanks.
David and El Paso.
18, 57,000 mile lariat.
You want 30 grand?
Nah.
I can't make that work.
Not at 18 with 57.
Nah.
I don't think that's right.
Where are you getting that from?
All righty.
I mean it's F-150 gas, right?
Yeah, sure.
What's the least you'll take for it?
At 27.
Load it up into GiveMeTheVin.com.
I'll look at it at 27.
Glenn, 72 El Camino 350 V8 turbo transmission,
20,000 on the motor on the odor.
52 on the odo.
Might be turned over.
I mean, Glenn, let's be honest with one another at this point.
Are you there?
Yes, I'm here.
How long would it take you to go into the cluster of that car
and put 3,000 miles on it?
I don't think I'd want to run it back.
No, no, no.
I'm not saying how.
You're not running the speed on her back.
Yeah, I'm saying how long would it take you to do that?
To run the speedometer back?
30 minutes or 40?
I wouldn't do that.
I didn't ask if you'd do it.
I asked you how long it'd take you.
I don't know.
Okay, well, there's a lot of people that do.
And especially on a 72 because nobody cares,
but you're giving me all these stats about how many are on the odo,
but it might be turned over like over 100,000 miles.
When the restored cars are that old, it don't matter.
The odo just doesn't matter.
That's why I said to that guy earlier,
prove to me this car has 9,000 original miles,
and he absolutely could not prove it.
And when I go to sell it,
if I'm giving actual mile money,
then I've got to sell it with actual mile money
and I've got to prove it.
So, and there is ways to prove it.
But anyway, so you got a 72 El Camino with 350 in it.
Uh-huh.
All right.
You want 25 grand?
A little town minute.
And it's got a Edelbrock,
I rise, arrogant intake.
Let me tell you what Melvin Post is packing right here.
I've got 411 posi track out pack,
750 double pumper, Edelbrock intakes,
board over 30, 11 to 1, pop up pistons,
turbojet, 390 horsepower talking some **** muscle.
Was it born to SS?
No, it is not an SS.
It's a 15 grand car, man.
If you want to sell it, go to givendiven.com.
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I'll tell you how it happened.
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Some of them got regular jobs,
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Oh, yeah.
Good morning, everybody.
Hey, I just pulled up the cameras to the roadhouse.
Place is already full.
It's 11.30.
Wow. Bloody Mary number nine.
I just told Reggie.
I was like, do we have more tables?
Do we use to have more tables around the dance floor?
I said, you need to open up the back patio.
This bitch is going to get out of hand quick.
I told him we needed more bartenders.
We got three.
Three ain't going to be able to handle this.
Three.
If you're a good bartender,
run to Walnut Springs.
I bet you anything we need to help.
He just told me he's on his way to the liquor store.
What?
To go get more.
That ain't good.
No.
If you're a band, just show up tonight.
If you're a waitress or a bartender, show up.
Just show up.
Just show up.
Show up with liquor, though, too, please.
No, we can't sell non-stamped liquor, dumbass.
I know.
That's a joke.
The weather's good is what's happening.
Beautiful, man.
Couldn't be better.
Yeah.
I'm concerned.
And I've got my daughter's graduation today.
So I can only be down there for a minute.
Oh, yeah.
Not that Reggie can't handle it.
But we were just, we're just normally not this busy.
Sure.
I was like, just go ahead and load up,
because we're going to sell it anyway.
And I think maybe he's going to load up right in.
Sounds like what he's doing.
He's not out.
He's just getting ready.
Getting close.
Yeah.
Getting prepared.
Not even noon on a Saturday.
Reggie, our average cost of car is $40,000.
We buy 100 a day.
Don't be afraid to spend money on stuff.
Right, right.
Right.
What do you got?
We have a, imagine you had a brand new Black Corvette Z06,
and you just filled it up with gas,
and you start to motor, and you know,
you want to rev it a little bit.
And then some lady walks up and kicks the side of your car.
Yeah, this actually did happen.
We have a video of this.
If you want to go JCWShow.com and watch this video,
she walks over, kicks the car door,
and goes off on this guy,
because she has sensitive ears
and doesn't appreciate the vroom,
kind of the fore, fore.
But you understand what I said to you, sir.
I understand, ma'am.
All right, we'll call the police.
I'm calling the police.
And have them enforce the law.
Do you understand?
You just kicked my vehicle, ma'am.
Do you understand?
You just kicked my vehicle.
Kick her!
I understand.
I'm trying to help.
Back away from my car now.
It was like Randy yesterday with that chick.
Back away from my car.
Throw water on her.
Throw water on my car.
No, you have to certify that you understand me.
What?
I'll punch you right in the bush.
In the what?
What?
In the face.
You've been in my ears.
You understand me.
You have mental retardation.
What?
Please back away from me, ma'am.
Don't do that again with your car.
It's illegal.
It's illegal.
Is she a robot?
No, sounds like one.
Fat robot.
Man.
Because, you know,
if I have to say something,
I'll just be going.
Just make it worse.
That's the moment when you have to breathe in.
Yeah, because she's baiting him, for sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just leave.
I mean, it's not even worth the time.
Yeah.
Well, she kicked the car.
I know.
She kicked his car?
Yeah.
C8.
The Z.
Then what is she wanting from him?
To not rev his car.
Understand that you hear me
and you will not turn this car on and rev it any longer.
I need you to say that you understand.
No.
Just go away.
Do you understand me?
Do you understand me?
I'd like to run you over.
She walks over.
I know.
Kicks the car.
I mean, she assaulted his car.
What would you do?
They did the fire chicken.
Somebody came up to you and just kicked it.
Because they're going to bait you.
Somebody's going to bait you.
You know that.
You got two things you could do.
Yeah.
React grossly or drive away.
I don't know.
Smart man with something to lose drives away.
Right.
But she's got those Dahmer glasses, man.
She's just.
I bet on Dahmer glasses today.
You're right.
She's baiting him.
Hoping he'll do something stupid.
Here's a little hitter though.
You got the wing.
Shim.
But part of you wants to do something to her.
Of course.
Absolutely.
We're all sick of death.
Absolutely.
Karen's.
We're so sick.
Can you maize her?
Turley's the worst road road.
Oh, yeah.
No, this is like, oh, I've gotten a lot better.
It was two times.
Oh, yeah.
Did you have to go to therapy?
I just figured out.
Sounds like you might have had to a little bit.
There was a moment where one got really out of control.
And this is when Lucas was younger.
I'm like.
Were you with your wife?
No, no, with my kid Lucas at the time.
He was probably 10, 11, somewhere in there.
He was old enough to know.
He had that look.
Like he was scared.
I was like, damn.
Yeah, I probably don't need to do this.
You should start yelling at him.
Tell him to shut up.
I've given you speeches before in the car.
We used to drive together all the time.
And I've been like, Turley, you got listen.
That bad emotion will eat you up.
Well, and I've seen so many people get shot now.
And I'm like, yeah, I can't do that anymore.
I have to.
But can you mace her?
Would you do that?
You know, you spray some mace at him.
I don't know what the rules are on mace.
On non-lethal aggression.
Like mace and drive away.
I like the little electric things.
That little zappers.
No, that's stun gun.
You can't do that.
But then drive away.
Just go, you know, leave.
Do it on the way.
Yeah.
I think mace is a good idea.
I think you're going to drive away.
Tom, if history's taught us anything,
is that you can tase anybody.
Okay.
Okay.
Michael Corleone.
Godfather, 1974.
So what now?
With her?
She's, I mean, I don't think there's no police.
That's the end of it.
Nobody got called.
Nobody got killed.
Just make sure.
But the question was, what would you do?
Win.
If somebody kicked your.
Hey, here's Reg.
I got it.
Pre-K, I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Yeah.
Tell me about it.
Are you in emergency mode?
Oh, yeah, I'm just going to go to the bank,
get a bunch of shanks and whatever
cranberry to get the liquor, booze.
Are you out?
Are you just worried you're going to run out?
Yeah, more.
I don't want to run out.
There's no reason to.
I can't do that.
What about beer?
I can get out.
Beer and booze.
Are you on T-Mobile or something?
His phone's not good.
You said beer and booze?
How's your keg situation?
It's fine.
I notice they're not pouring many kegs.
Hey, um, dude, should I put a shout out on the radio
to a bartender?
Because I'm telling you, if I ask for a bartender
right now, you're going to get one.
Yeah, all right.
Yeah, what?
Yes?
No.
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
Tell them, tell the people what you need.
I need a bartender in Walnut Springs,
Roadhouse.
Does bike relatives like today?
Like now, not today, like now.
So in the, do they need to be TABC certified?
Yeah, preferably.
Okay.
And do we have enough beer to open up the upstairs bar
because you're going to need it, I think.
Yeah.
Okay.
Do you have enough ice?
Yeah, I had ice delivered to Doug.
Okay.
Because upstairs will be too hard to set up full,
but you can go beer up there.
I just, if it's, if it's that busy,
I just opened up the cameras and just looked.
If it's that busy at 1130 in the morning,
that bitch is going to be at 1015.
That bitch is going to be wall to wall at three o'clock.
I opened it.
I opened it at 1015.
All right.
Hang in there, young samurai.
This is a test from above.
I know, I got it.
So how do they, do you want to put out your phone number?
Do you want, do you mind putting out your phone number
for the bartenders?
Yeah, 512695330
Waco, Granberry, Glen Rose.
Anybody, we need a bartender, TBC certified ASAP.
So call Reg or just go to jcwshow.com and click email John
and I'll forward it to Reg.
Do what?
Preferably a girl.
Right.
Beggars can't be choosers right now.
You know, some of those guys are fast.
Some of those guys are fast.
Like that other dude that went and worked out.
I mean, anyway, at this point, yeah, it's all good.
I'm so glad that we've got a Jill this today.
But I mean, she's busy in the sidebar.
They're going to get hammered.
It's going to be fun.
We just got to, we just need another hand.
Maybe two.
Yep.
All right, man.
Thanks guys.
Little operations management for national radio for the road,
for the Walnut Springs Roadhouse during the bike rally.
Somebody's in California like, what?
This is my life.
Right.
This is my life.
It does not end every day.
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Okay.
Back tracks.
Ah.
This weekend.
Between Reg and Bobo, they're both in the weeds.
In the weeds.
Oh, boy.
In the weeds.
Back tracks is Rolling Stones.
Cut one.
Not the ones from last week.
No, we changed it up.
Cut one.
Cut two.
Cut one.
Cut two.
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Here you are.
You tell us a little bit of backstory on this, buddy.
Oh, excuse me, lad.
I've only had a bit of your whiskey this morning.
Oh, I like it a lot.
It's the first drink I've had in 12 minutes.
It's 12 minutes, yeah.
That's a long time.
We've got, I'll talk to Bobo.
Your man Bobo, he's not very smart.
Yes, he is.
But no, but he's got great tasting music.
He's got, you know, he's got, he's got a double LP copy
of our last recorded album with Charlie on drums.
The Blue and Lonesome.
Lonesome and Blue.
It's a bunch of Blue songs we've made on an album.
And an LP copy is probably worth $1,000 or something like that.
Maybe so.
Maybe 40.
Maybe so.
What do you do with pounds with, I don't know.
It's a very nice record.
It's from a place called Born Late Records,
which is, sounds a little crass,
but it's better being born early.
I've seen that, right?
All right.
Not enough opium in the house today.
Cut one.
I'm completely lost.
Cut one.
Cut two.
I got that one.
Yeah.
Crab, California.
What you got?
Wild horses and it's only rock and roll.
No, on both counts.
That was a swing and a miss, dude.
That was bad.
Crab.
He was so mad too.
I know it.
800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
Let's let the guys fill in the phone
so that we can get the answer to the back tracks bit.
I don't have time to do Jeopardy today, Gigi.
Well.
Do you want to do a throwback clip of the week here
from a viral clip that Pre-K finds each week?
Oh, boy.
Yeah, I'll hit his open real quick.
It's the throwback clip of the week.
There's Pre-K.
Awesome.
What's the viral clip of this week?
Our viral clip this week is one of my favorite
old school bangers.
I don't know if everybody like me used to go on e-bombs
world back in the day and find these funny clips.
But it's from a Montgomery, Alabama flea market.
Who all seen the leprechaun say yeah?
Yeah, not that one.
We love that one too.
Yes.
Here's the audio of it.
And you'll see the video at JCWShow.com.
Montgomery.
It's just like, it's just like a mini mall.
Oh, yeah.
Come shop with us.
I said flea market.
Montgomery.
It's just like, it's just like a mini mall.
Hey, hey.
You heard me.
Come shop living rooms, bedrooms.
So they just keeps going on.
It looks like a preacher.
His eyes.
I remember this now because of the eyes.
Not bad.
You think he's doing some of that cocaine?
Oh, yeah.
It looks like he's a little jacked up on mini mall cocaine.
That's old.
Freakin' how is the life of a undiscovered white rapper
at this point in the game?
You know, you feel like a diamond in the dirt, man.
You feel like an underground king that ain't been crowned.
But it's all good because I do it because I love it.
I've got my new project out right now, Electric Blue.
So, yeah, you know, it's rolling and we keeping it going.
You know, I'm negotiating with the radio stations right now.
Maybe I should force.
I've really tried before you know I have.
I've like really pushed to get them to play
your stuff on their hip hop channels.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, we've tried the hip hop.
Have they ever done it?
We've even gone country.
Oh, we went country, too.
It's show enough.
They just write it off as, oh, that's just crazy John again.
They ain't ready for it, man.
Is this one of your new cuts right here?
I love Welch's Grape Soda.
Eddie Vedder, what do you think?
Good morning, Eddie Vedder.
Haven't seen you well.
What do you think about Pre-K's?
Do you have any advice for Pre-K breaking into the hip hop scene
as a middle-aged white man with an Afro?
We've got to finish that back track thing we started.
Let's go cut one.
Cut two.
Kevin in Pennsylvania.
What's your guess is, sir?
Coming dice and only rock and roll.
Negative.
What are you?
Pittsburgh or Philly?
I'm closer to Philly.
Cool.
Um, speech impediment.
Terrence, what are your guesses?
Okay.
Hi there.
Yeah.
What are your two guesses on the Rolling Stones backtracks?
The Rolling Stones, I'm not sure.
It's the best one.
Very good.
Okay, have a good day, okay?
Okay, thank you, man.
Rick and Arlington, what are your two guesses?
Paint it black and brown sugar.
Negative.
Robert in Nashville, Tennessee, what are your two guesses?
Beast of burden and bitch.
Biotch, biotch, biotch, sell that biotch.
Knocked it out of the park, boy.
Nice job, sir.
Damn.
So you go to JCWShow.com and since bitch was part of it,
we have a new sell that bitch t-shirt that just went up.
And I insist that you pick that one.
We do.
Does that work for you, Robert?
Okay.
All right.
I'm going to put you on hold.
Preke can get your information, send you the stuff.
And Preke sent him a new sell that bitch t-shirt off of our merch page.
Give me the bin.
JCWShow.com.
Fo sho.
Ah.
You know what I get to do now?
JD?
What's that?
What do you think I get to do now?
You get to go relax and hang out at their motorcycle rally
and do nothing else the rest of the day.
No.
No, I get to go to work.
Where are you going to work?
In town.
He's getting bartened.
I got to go, go make sure we got the canteen.
I'm sure it's busting at the scene.
Yes.
And make sure that the roadhouse is working right
and the steakhouse is working right.
And then I've got to go across the garage and get showered and get dressed up
and drive to Fort Worth to pick up my wife and kids,
then drive to Dallas to meet my daughter at graduation dinner at five.
And then we go over to SMU to the stadium for seven o'clock commencement
and then come home.
And then if I'm in back in time, I'm probably going to come back here.
So nothing.
And then tomorrow at noon, I'm going to Los Angeles.
Why?
Well, I work out there.
I've been out there in six weeks.
Okay.
And then I've got to do a deal with Jeff Dunham.
Monday.
Oh, Jeff.
Yeah, that video.
Yep.
Great guy.
You'll love it.
I've got some new buyers that I've got to interview
and then sell the cars on the block at Mannheim,
Wednesday in Cal.
But I got to get up early and do Dallas remote first
and then pick up Fuss and we're going to Nebraska to a Roadster show
and take the Boydster number one that we bought
and he's refurbished and we sold it to a guy in San Antonio
and we're meeting him up there.
You make my head hurt.
Before all that though, there's a video coming up next, right?
There's a video coming up next that just got done overnight
that we shot a couple of days ago.
And then.
And?
Somewhere I'll relax.
I don't know.
But you won't.
See you next week.
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About this episode
A four-wheel-drive limousine mishap kicks things off, followed by big radio logistics: the show’s last terrestrial broadcast is set for June 27 as they weigh negotiations and station changes. The conversation then turns into a fast-moving car marketplace—listener bids, VIN lookups, auction tactics, and how to verify low-mileage claims. Classic and track-car stories pop up too, from pre-war Buick provenance to Mustangs, a teal Cobra, and a 2017 GT 350 R. The episode also includes rally chaos, plus a few off-topic detours.
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