#358 John Clay Wolfe Show 06.06.26

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Philadelphia, how the hell are you?

Orlando, where have you been?

Wake up, you Yankee bastards.

Yes, you, North Carolina.

Nashville.

Dallas, you here? Houston?

You've been around a while.

Is this our last show?

No, our last show is June 27th.

And is it going to be our last show?

It's either going to be our last show or our 20th celebration.

That will be in Dallas, Texas at Gas Monkey Ice House.

I would be a liar if I said I have not been negotiating with the radio companies this week.

And we are definitely at an impasse.

So, let's say it's 50-50.

Good odds.

We've had worse.

Never tell me the odds.

What have you got, JD?

What do we have?

What do we have this morning?

Well, we have a video.

I suppose we have a video for this one.

A youth baseball coach.

This is crazy in Oklahoma.

He was suspended for life after he told his son, who happened to be the pitcher, to throw a pitch full speed into the dugout of the opposing team.

They were from Nebraska.

And you've got to believe he got really crazy after that.

Here you have cut number one in the video to go with it.

Oh, UK!

You can't do this!

Oh, God!

Man, people take baseball way too seriously, Bob.

Why would you do that?

Because the dance is crazy.

Maybe you have hurt minded.

Maybe youth baseball games, they get really, really crazy here.

This is in Nebraska?

This was in Oklahoma.

Oh, I think it's about Nebraska.

Nebraska.

It was in Kansas City, Oklahoma versus Nebraska.

and the coach is obviously just a mean SOB.

Yeah.

And he told his son the pitcher,

getting one into the dugout, just getting one into the dugout.

Wake those suckers up.

God.

So he's banned for life.

His son is out of the game for five years.

So that's life.

And the entire crowd went just bloody nuts.

Yeah.

Have you seen that new reality show out of Nebraska

with the two gay farmers?

No.

What's the step to do with it?

Look, I was talking about Nebraska just reminded me.

No.

You haven't seen it?

No.

Well, you said gay farmers.

No, John, we didn't.

Crop.

Crop suckers.

Oh, God.

You really went that far.

Waiting all day for that, huh?

Yeah.

You stay up last night writing that one?

I mean, y'all, you set it up.

I know.

I did see something on HBO about a guy who's

a nudist in California.

And his neighbors are all harassing him constantly

as he works out in his Speedo in the yard every day.

He's like 74 years old, the guy.

So he went to Florida and found a nudist colony.

Of course.

They welcomed him in.

And he fell in love with this county,

bought her shoes and dresses, and expensive dinners and dates.

Are you making this up?

And she ghosted him after about three weeks.

Has that happened to you before?

And he limped on back to California.

I got you, OK.

It happens to me like twice monthly.

I don't think so.

What happened to the rich girl you were dating?

She flaked.

I think she was just playing.

Like, how many dates?

Um, four?

Five?

Wait, wait.

Was she living off of her divorce money?

I spoke to her recently.

Oh, I don't know.

Where do you meet somebody like that?

I'm not one to pry.

Was it on the internet, dude?

Bumble.

I didn't know what Bumble is.

What's?

What's Grindr?

I'm afraid you.

Is that where you'd find Crop Suckers?

No, yes.

Why would you ask that?

God, if I'd asked that, that's all we'd be talking about.

Everybody would have fallen off their chairs.

And they're a farmer's daughter or something like that?

Farmer's only.

Oh, okay.

Farmer's daughter.

I like, there should be one of those.

Does farmer's daughter have those like a wide stand scale?

Yes.

It's farmer's only.

Have you ever dated a wide stand scale, JD?

Nope.

Nope, never have.

Really?

They're sturdy.

Not that I have anything that's wrong with them.

I'm just saying in my particular path in life,

I've never run into one.

Brother Lucky.

I guess.

OK.

Dory.

Maybe today here at the Walnut Springs Roadhouse,

we'll find one.

This is going to be huge.

So much fun.

All day long.

And then of course at 12, we have the huge auction.

Mopar mill down at 12 o'clock.

You can go to gmtvauction.com.

gmtvauction.com.

If you want to be part of the auction that starts at 12 o'clock,

all the cars are there.

They're all listed.

I found the Volkswagen, by the way.

I kind of like that one.

Nobody else.

Let me see this works.

Nobody else is not working for me.

Bidding on it, but I'm thinking there's a cool, really cool VW.

I know it's a Mopar meltdown, but there's a Volkswagen on there.

There's a lot of cool little cars in there.

Lots of vets.

Vets?

Lots of good vets.

Yeah.

There's a 7,000 mile 99 vet.

Really good vets.

Yeah, like maybe too good a vet.

Yeah.

What does that mean?

Like, you know, since that's our first auction public thing,

putting cars that are that expensive in there

is a risk and an absolute auction.

OK.

And when you say absolute auction, what does that mean?

Everything sells.

No reserve.

You can't say, no, that one's not enough.

But it stops your soul.

It's walking a high wire without a net.

Complete nudity, full frontal.

You're going to make some money on some cars.

You're going to lose some money on the cars.

But I wouldn't have put that 7,000 mile vet in there

if I'd have made a mistake.

It's there.

99.

Yeah.

With 7K.

Yeah.

800-800-723-4800-800 radio.

And come join us today live at the Roadhouse

in Walnut Springs, Texas.

They call it the nut as well, walnut.

But we're live in the studio.

We can get a car parked right in front of us

here in the beautiful.

We're actually not in the studio.

We're on remote.

This is a remote studio.

Oh, is that what you said?

Because we're set up.

Oh.

See?

Lights, camera.

Action.

Microphones.

It's early, man.

It is early.

Have you seen the Michael Jackson movie?

I have not.

Have you seen it, Bob?

No.

I'll just keep hearing it's like really good.

Now, his son, his brother's son plays him.

Plays him right.

That part is on the trail.

And I think it's Jermaine's son.

And I think he's got eight kids.

And they all have the last.

Their name all starts with a J.

So it's Jibra Jaya Vista or something.

But he can dance and sing like Michael pretty good.

Jerry Jihaya, Gingo.

Gingo on the track.

Jermaine Michael.

Done real well.

Jermaine Michael.

Is that a name?

Jermaine Michael.

Damn sure ought to be.

I think it is a name.

Jermaine Michael.

Mm-hmm.

What?

Reverend Charles, come in here and tell me about the names.

Because I get confused.

Mm-hmm.

I knew a young man's name was Jermaine Michael.

Jermaine Michael.

He went down here to the Holly Brashard Middle School.

The middle school.

The sixth grade.

Brashard.

Decided he wanted to preach.

So he begins to preach.

Lowered, lowered, lowered.

But he lives over here now on the far northwest side

where we call up and downtown Walnut Springs.

Up and downtown.

And it was exposed to Buddhism.

Buddhism.

Do you understand what I'm saying?

This ain't Cajun cooking.

This is another one of the classical religion.

Exposed to Buddhism.

And it mixed the two.

Mixed them.

So he's washed in the blood of Jesus.

But it just ain't where it, and it don't mind hurting.

And it's very confused.

Christianity and Buddhism, that's almost like milk

and orange juice.

A little bit.

You know, they don't mix too good.

They don't mix too well.

Mm-hmm.

Just pour Jermaine Michael.

Well, you're a good preacher.

Yeah.

Long as it's not a thing.

Jermaine Michael's a preacher?

Mm-hmm.

But he has his head ball, and he gained 190 pounds.

And sits on the floor with no shoes on.

And each little clover leaf.

Like a little Buddha.

Mm-hmm.

He looked like Buddha.

He looked just like you.

He looked like him.

He did.

You know, now he in the 10th grade now.

Oh.

Just the 10th grade.

And he looked like Buddha.

And he talked like the Maharishi who

was a friend of the Beatles in the 60s.

I remember that.

I don't know where he sees.

I think his daddy played him.

Psycho.

Some old Beatles movie.

He talked just like this in High Voice, and he laughs.

Ha, ha, ha.

I don't know if I want to come to church.

You're almost thinking, forgive me for the language.

You're almost thinking, next thing you're going to say,

is I'm Rick James, bitch.

Oh, man.

You know, the way he laughs.

Ha, ha.

I got you.

Charlie Murphy.

It ain't cool, and it ain't totally Christian.

Totally Christian.

But you know, praise God.

Praise God.

Jamie, what did he say?

I don't know.

I have a clue.

What was that about?

He was in the 10th grade nine.

He's 190 pounds overweight.

Looks like Buddha, and he's preaching.

And his name's Jemical.

Jemical.

Is he the lady Jemical's back there?

No.

Ha, ha, ha.

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Greg in Vegas, 2002 Saturn wagon with only 114,000 miles sounds

like a key.

Greg, could I pay to keep it?

Oh, John, I'm willing to make you a bet.

You seem to be a bet.

Yes.

What would you think this car is worth?

A thousand dollars, maybe?

Less.

Okay.

Why don't we do this?

We can put this on your auction.

Anything under a thousand, you get to keep the full thing.

Anything over a thousand, I get to keep it.

I get to keep it.

I get to keep it all.

Who's going to pay for the transport?

Who's going to pay the transport?

What's the transport?

I can run it down to your shop down here in Vegas.

Yeah, but then I've got to load it on a car carrier and move it to LA.

So that's 250.

So I will make that bet with you.

I think it's a good bet.

I like what you're doing here.

But we've got to figure out that 250, right?

So there's 250 handling on this one.

I'll go down to 250.

It helps you out.

750 is 1,000 minus 250.

So let's, because I do think it could, I think it could bring $1,000 and you might win.

You know what we'll do?

I could sell it there in Vegas.

Okay, 850, 850 on the hammer price.

But remember, I've got to pay a selfie also.

Okay.

So my selfie is 800.

Here, we've got two things, gross and net, right?

So when I'm offering you all dollars, it's like real money.

And when I sell it for 1,000, I've got the hammer price sold minus $180 selfie, minus a transport fee and a cleanup fee.

So let's do your $1,000 hammer.

Let me think here.

Let's do 850 net.

850 net and I'll sell it there at Vegas so we don't have to ship to LA.

Okay.

All right.

Go to gimmethevend.com.

Whoever's listening in the buying room, you hear what we're doing.

850 net and there's a chance.

I think you're right on it.

This will be fun.

It's a 2002 Saturn station wagon, 114,000 miles between average and clean, smoker and scratches.

Yeah, so it's just a regular car.

This one?

Yeah.

I have pictures of this online.

I don't want pictures.

We already made a deal.

Let's just keep this roll.

Let's just roll.

Let's screw it.

Okay.

So you've got a 97 Transam convertible, special order Corvette gears.

Are you there?

Yep.

So I've never heard to it called as Corvette gears, but I have, is it a WS6 or a formula?

It is not a WS6 or a formula.

It's a Pontiac Transam.

It's bright red.

It's convertible.

The guy put Corvette running gear in it.

It has a Corvette motor and tranny.

Okay.

So he flipped it.

Oh, so he running gear, not gears.

Okay.

So he,

No, yeah.

No, he ordered the car for his wife, brand new in 97, late 97.

And do you think that Chevrolet built the car with a Corvette motor and a Corvette transmission?

Or did he do that?

I had it specially ordered and put it in there.

You know, in my brain, in my dumb I'm thinking that you're right,

but I don't know what this is called.

So it's a LT1 in 97.

And that was the,

Yeah, that's what they say.

Yeah.

LT1 automatic.

It's got 273 gears, if I remember right.

So it's an automatic, correct?

Yes, it's an automatic.

It has a positive rear end.

I rebuilt the rear ends eight years ago.

Okay.

It has a big pumpkin setup.

All right.

Go to GiveMeTheVin.com and load this thing up.

Let me get smarter on it.

And I see you want 10,000 for it.

Let me take it.

Let me, if the miles are verifiable and the car is great shape, we might have a deal there.

Far's in great shape.

Thank you.

Go to GiveMeTheVin.com.

That goes for everybody else.

Load your cars into GiveMeTheVin.com.

We've got a break for a song and then we'll come right back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show.

Thank you.

They're different in Wisconsin, man.

Cheeseheads.

You seen them on TV though, hadn't you?

Yeah, with those stupid cheese wedge hats.

It's stupid.

It's a cult though.

You know what?

They're serious.

You got to die to get out.

I love cheese too, but if I live somewhere that fanatical about it, you know, you can OD.

I said, yes, you can.

You know what happens when you eat too much cheese?

You might not poop for a month.

No wonder that football team's called the Packers.

Thank you.

Yep, the John Clay Wolf Show ages like a fine milk.

Let's just check this out.

Oh, that's bad.

Give me the face.

Sometimes I cannot believe I'm alive.

Good morning, everybody.

And we're back.

Living a life of a stranger.

The guys that are always wanting to buy cars from us directly, because we only sell to dealers.

Go to GMTVAuctions.com.

We're having an auction today.

We're actually doing it live from our own little venue in Wallette Springs, Wallette

Springs Roadhouse.

Do you want to come in and have a Bloody Mary?

But it's all digital.

It's online at GMTVAuctions.com.

The auctioneer's here.

It's a crazy set up, actually, because the cars are in Alabama and in Houston, and there's

about 10 here.

How, um, you were talking about Bloody Mary's a moment ago?

Yes.

Did you have one?

Spades have been broken on the Bloody Mary's, folks.

The mix is good.

Somebody had the first.

Have you had one, Charlie?

Yeah.

Mix is good.

I'm behind.

No, I have not.

Are you drinking a Bloody Mary?

Well, I had to try the mix.

All right.

Somebody needs to test it, you know?

There's got to be a person to do that.

Somebody has to stand tall.

Charlie's got a microscopic talent for balance.

Right.

And that's what he does.

That's all he does.

And he does it really well.

Balance of levels, attitude.

Bloody Mary's.

Projection.

My wife confessed to me yesterday that she shares the same gene that you have on the

road on getting mad at people in traffic.

Oh, no road rage.

She says, I don't do it, you know, in front of people, but like it feels good when I'm

by myself to start yelling and causing to myself about people that do stupid things

on the road.

My grandmother was a lot like this.

Okay.

Lexi Dell and she carried a gun.

Oh God.

Yep.

I'm talking about the bulls Royce 38 pistol talking about those silly ass women drivers.

Is that right?

Now she was a female herself.

But if you're hot blooded, many shouldn't carry.

No, no, she did not qualify in the bucket as those dumb ass silly ass women drivers.

Wow.

Fraternity can be a rare quality in women.

I found they don't always stick together for just any reason at all.

There's always that class of personality.

True.

It is.

And I'm not knocking them.

No, no, no, no, not at all.

Because they are the smarter sex.

Most women right now.

I'm a willing victim.

I will go quietly.

I'm just saying they're listening.

They're going to trouble.

Your mom's a sweet little lady.

Would she get upset at traffic?

No.

She wouldn't.

I mean, she doesn't curse anyway.

I've never seen her frustrated.

But dad usually drives, you know, now and now.

I'd see my mother frustrated.

But really it was with us.

I do remember a couple of times in carpool her pulling off the interstate, not the service road, not the side roads, but the interstate onto the shoulder on our way to school to beat ass.

To discuss things.

I'm going to pull this car over.

The backhand.

Turn around backhand.

Yeah.

That was dad.

Oh, that was dad.

He got me one time really solid.

Really solid.

Actually twice with the with the backhand from the front seat and while all driving at the same time.

It's amazing.

Yeah.

It's a talent.

If it was a diving contest like the judges have been holding up, nine's, eight's and a couple of 10's.

That's a curated response, though, because the elbow is funny and you can't hit that perfect contact every time.

Yeah.

It's a hard deal.

With my mom, she never she never got weird or mad.

But dumb things happened to us.

We were at the LBJ library once in Austin.

And we went to town.

I swear to God, she just couldn't navigate the parking lot.

And we wound up on one of those little side golf cart trails like a sidewalk.

Yeah.

Way up in there looking for the next parking lot, hopefully.

And they rode up in a golf cart and said, ma'am, follow us.

Follow us.

They took her back to the parking lot.

She was like, oh my God.

Same thing happened with my uncle and I in a white Subaru wagon at TCU Stadium.

Okay.

And he got off kilter and he's going down one of those little golf cart trails in a white Subaru wagon.

And he said, what are we doing?

I said, all I know is if anybody sees us, they're going to think we're a couple of lesbian trainers.

Athletic trainers.

Yeah.

Because it was definitely like if you were a trainer for the football team, then you would do taking this route in a white Subaru.

You can get lost out.

I've been lost out there.

That was my way home when I lived over on that side of town and when they'd had parade day.

Yeah.

Oh, I'm looking for any way home.

They're back at Tanglewood.

Well, it stops at the golf course.

You're not getting anywhere past that.

And it's you can.

Yeah, I actually spent a couple of days out there because I couldn't get out.

What percentage of players in college?

Femes softball are lesbians.

Hmm.

56.

Do you know what?

I did chat GPT on this the other day and Bobo, that might be the exact answer.

God, it was very close.

Now, I understand.

I understand nine.

You know, the conversion, the freshman crowd is a lighter crowd.

Yeah.

But then sophomore, they start breaking free.

And then I did the same on, I think it was about 30 on the softball because the softball World Series is going on this week.

Just finished that.

Which had me thinking about it.

Did Texas Tech win?

No.

We have the audio right here.

Hold on.

I'm not done with my statistical analysis.

What percentage of WNBA players are lesbians?

40%.

And it was more like 65.

But, you know, they had it came back, of course, his chat.

I had to give you too much information.

But it, you know, by by was a cool vacation.

So if you add the by and the non by together, it was about 73.

Oh, damn.

I would say 78 overall.

But if you take the buy out, is it about 40?

Yeah.

No.

It was over 50.

But how does chat GPT know?

That's a great question.

I mean, how can you be?

This is very alleged.

You don't want to ask me that.

Alleged.

Because I think it's very alleged as well.

But there's knowledge there.

But it's a growth of knowledge that doesn't happen immediately.

So back to Turley Sportswiener.

Give us an update on the Fee Molley softball college World Series.

My good man.

We have a repeat.

Texas does it.

And they have the hook up for a second national championship in a row.

To end the run for Texas Tech.

And start the dynasty talk in Austin.

Oh, UT.

Yeah.

UT wins again.

Back to back.

Final 41.

It was 41 on the series.

No 41 score in the game.

What was the series we know?

That's so funny.

Hang on.

Let me pause.

You are pretty sportsy.

You were a sports reporter.

Yeah.

You don't even know.

I know.

They lost two games.

So there's a three game series.

OK.

And they lost two.

Texas won both games.

So it's only three game series.

Yeah.

Was this the World Series?

This is the World Series.

No.

If I'm a Femolley softball player, I'm a little offended that the series is only three.

I'm I think that they're more.

I think they're more important than that, Mike Turley.

But college, that's what they do for baseball.

They're more important than that.

And the second one is three game series.

It's not enough.

We need to pick that.

Well, when you get to the final final, it's got to be five.

I mean, why is basketball gets seven?

Why does the World Series get seven in MLB?

Professional sports.

It gets a lot more views.

I understand.

But at least five.

Five.

They've come a long way.

They fought for civil rights.

Oh, Jesus.

Three of five.

They've marched across the country.

And they only get three games.

Yeah.

This is not right.

Yeah.

So I don't know if it's on ESPN or ESPN to maybe it was on there.

Three.

Because I don't know if it made it to ESPN.

But it's not big.

ESPN.

What if ESPN just handles the final game?

Whatever.

We're not talking about ESPN.

We're talking about civil rights.

No, that's different.

The choice.

The choice of your life and behavior.

And it needs to be settled over five games.

I think civil rights is different.

I don't.

I think there.

Yeah.

There are other qualities of refinement to.

I don't know what you're talking about.

talking about 800 800 7234. You may be right. 800. I'm damn sure I'm right. 800 800 radio.

My name is John Clay. Wolf JD Ryan. Hello pre case back at the studio. Bobbo sitting

here on my left. Turley's on my right. Rob, we've got a lot of going on here. It's hard

to set these deals up on remote. There's a lot of engineering to I hope we sound good

on your end across the country right now. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay.

I'm Rob Wolf and I buy cars and radio for America's Best Car Buyer. Give me the VIN.com.

Man, I'll tell you this this this drama with this ending the show stuff. Hey people, friends

of ours, big listeners, I've gotten JCWShow.com. You click join, put in your email address so

you're in our mass email so we can keep you up with what happens in case we go off the

air before the end, which I don't think we will. You don't think they'll pull the plug

like that? They trust me. And I've given everybody my you know, scout's honor that I'm not going

to do anything stupid and I'm not. I'm a grown ass man. Heterosexual. 61 Who is

Naven John? Yeah, but it's just been I told him a year ago I was going to quit and nobody

believed me. And then we're coming down to it. You know, it's our 20th anniversary, June

27th of the day we started this. Yeah. And we start talking like what would it take for

you to stay? And I threw a crazy idea and they came back with about half of my crazy

idea. Okay. And but there was one station in this crazy idea that I said is a deal breaker.

One station. One station. It's a deal. It should be no problem. It's a deal breaker. So they

came back with more. So we keep going back and forth. So they upped our affiliate clearance

to 116 stations. My God. Except for the one station. So for the one, so for the one you

wanted, it's not wanted. Gotta have got a hand. Yeah, must have. And I finally explained it

yesterday. And I'm like in my mom's up there and like, Well, how's your mom? I'm she's

dead. Oh, he said that's not fair. There you go. You suck. That's not fair. I wouldn't try to

suck him out today. Damn truth. My mother passed my mother passed away at 58 years old. She's

buried in Greenwich, Connecticut. And a lot of my life was in that zone. My business idea that

there's so many things in that zone that I need to get excited to grow into that

zone. And this station would give me some confidence. And they're and they're not doing it. I said,

Well, whoever is making the decision on this one station. Anyway, that in my frustration, I reached

out to another radio network. There's two big radio networks in the US. I reached out to another

radio network and told them what I was working on with the other radio network. And they don't

have as many stations, but they've got great properties in the major market. And they came back

with a proposal. So it would clear us in that that market New York Metro. Gotcha. And I mean,

what's a national show if you don't have a New York affiliate, right? Come on, come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. New York. Right. How do you do Rush Limbaugh? How do you do Casey Kasim? If

you're not a new network, stop it. He was in New York, right? And I want to go to New York, do

show from there a couple of sure. So I mean, yesterday, it was all like, you know, right now,

you got to make decisions. I'm saying the decisions made. I'm not doing it without that

station. I promise myself when I started this, that's my it's a karma thing. Do you not understand?

I retired. Actually, part of my retirement announcement was because y'all never would do

that. I'm like, okay, I'm done. I'm not going to get done what I wanted to get done. That's fine.

But is that is so here's my suggestion to our Wolfpack listeners that we have known and loved

for the past 20 years. I've seen I've seen you need to go to JCW show.com and hit join and give a

stream email address. I can put you on the email thing and you need to go to JCW show and open

the YouTube stream. There's two channels there. One says live, one says video, you need to subscribe

to both of those right now. You need to do that if you're going to keep up with our next move.

Because worst case scenario in this negotiation that I'll actually give the announcement probably

on the on the YouTube page. Oh, okay. Okay. But you know, it's I haven't been dragging y'all through

all this because I know Bobo is not good with these situations. No, he didn't like he's not. I just

touched on it this morning. He started getting the shake. Why didn't you tell me? Why did you tell

me? Why did you tell me? Why do you tell me? Because I can't think with you in my ear. That's why

what are we going to do? I mean, the answer was we're retiring June 27th on the same day as our

20th anniversary. That's right. And then it was a very valid point in the last final terrestrial

broadcast will be a gas monkey life in Dallas, Texas. Done. And I probably I'm just gonna leave it

at that because that's probably what's gonna happen. If it makes sense, then this other network

came back the other one. They really did something that really wet my whistle. The new girlfriend

walks by. She's wearing a different perfume and you're going to wait a minute. They carry they're

already carried there are a Philly on a couple of markets already. So like, I was telling the other

one, don't worry about me doing anything stupid on the radio because I've got I'm already I'm

probably going with these guys. And they're carrying the same show. So if I do something stupid

on your ear, I'd be doing on there right in queer all the deal. I'm not gonna do it. Yeah. Not gonna

do it foolish. Does that make sense? Yeah, totally. Do you have more questions? No, just joined to know

what's going on. I've joined because that's what I'm waiting for to figure. That's the best way to do

it. We're all waiting to they'll call up and ask me and I'm like, dude, you know as much as I know

the poor guy that like with the other with the with the main the woman has all the stations, he

we run giving them in commercials during the week. He's the sales rep on that has been for a long

time. This guy, I mean, I bet he's just chain smoking, chain smoking and drinking. Because

his livelihoods, it's a big buy of what we do with the commercials. Right. And I mean, his his at

if we leave, he probably has to probably gonna find a new line of work is my guess. Take the kid

out of private school probably. I don't know. Lifestyle changes maybe. So it's so

hard to talk to him. Right. Because he's nervous. His suggestions are definitely skewed not to retire.

You're great, Johnny. Johnny, you're right. You're at the top right now, Johnny. I got so tired of

I'm going to make your famous kid talk. Oh, yeah. Do you have Pink Floyd have a cigar? I would like

to go out with that song of this segment. Pre K can find it. So perfect. If you listen to the lyrics

of Pink Floyd. So but then all these other networks and video people have heard that we're

retiring and they're all over me like a cheap suit. I'll bet they are. Oh my God. Hey, do you have

time for a zoom? Do you have time for a zoom? Anybody want to zoom zoom zoom zoom? All I want to do

is zoom and boom boom. Oh, by the way, which one's Pink? I mean, that's about right.

Yeah. I'm like, listen, I'm stop it with I'm going to make you famous. Johnny, we've loved you forever.

You know, we've loved you forever since the beginning. I sent them our social media deals

like a recap from May. Sure. 15 million views. Yep. I'm like, this is more than I will get with you.

Yeah. So you're not going to make us famous. Yeah.

Yeah, that line of dialogue. Well, it's something you're dealing, you know,

a corporate entity tends to behave that way. Yeah. I mean, I understand. But it's it's

where's Pre K have a cigar? I think he's got it in the background right now. Do you remember the lyrics?

Go ahead. There we go. Yeah. I was in a meeting a couple of days ago, and I mean,

it literally turned into this. But thinking about Waterman and Intercom, he was absolutely saying

this exact line 17 years ago. God, I mean, word for word. And then you talk to this.

Turn it up.

Right. That's great. But listen to the best line at the end of this.

Turn it up.

Because this is the end.

And it's just fantastic. That is really what I think. Oh, by the way, which one is pink?

That's the line because they they're just selling. Yeah, they don't realize there's no pink in the

bag. No pink and pink Floyd. Bring it down some Pre K. Bring it down some Pre K. Bring it down.

This pink. Which one is pink? Have a cigar. You got to go far. But you don't have to worry about

anything, John, because either way, we're with you. And we can always go back to selling guns and dope.

We stopped. We did not come out the 27th gas monkey ice house is the F six going to be there too,

right? F six. First public appearance in the F six. Good morning, Austin, Texas. The F six is in

Austin this morning. No, Sunday tomorrow. Richard is leading the pack of the Gumball one. Is it

3000 or one that's Gumball 3000. Yeah, the Gumball 3000 is going like from Miami to Mexico,

but they're coming through Austin tomorrow about four to seven o'clock. And he is leading the pack

in the F six. Wow, dude, I have been invited to go. And I may decide tonight to go. She'd go.

It just sounds like a lot of trouble. What do you mean? Like what trouble? Just a lot of what he

said there's gonna be a lot of waiting like for staging and this and that. And you just want to

get in and go. Yeah, I'd say I'm 50 50. You want to go in my place to Austin? Yeah, I'll be down at

college station tonight. I got to move the kid to a storage unit. Why can't he move himself?

He's a grown ass man. He's 19 or 20 years old. I have a wife, John. No, and that's

we've got to take a position on these young men. This is ridiculous. The whole thing's

gotten out of hand. I know. Yes, I agree. But anyway, move him to a storage because then he has

another place that he's going to be moving with his frat brothers and like a town home in August.

But there's a between. Yeah, so I got to move the stuff down. Now, you don't have to move the stuff.

Where is the stuff now at his apartment that he's in college station college that you're paying for?

Correct. Okay. And he needs to move it to a storage for the for attempt. Yeah, for two months until

he does. How are you all going to are you going to use a truck? Yeah, I got to actually do

that little white transient. The only reason you've got to go is to get the truck down there. So if

they had the truck, would you have to go? No, I would have to then. Okay, then I'll back off a

little bit. So he needs the truck. Yeah, I think he should drive his ass up here, get the truck

back down. I agree. I'm just tired of these coddled young men. I'm sick of it. I'm with you. Then

again, if you can't find a truck in college station, you're probably not looking for a truck. This is

a good point. 800-800-7234 800-800-Radiomatic John Clay, we'll see right back. It's the John Clay

World Show live coast to coast across the country. Good morning, America Hangtime.

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Bring up Ben Auctioneer. Get his ass up here. Cody! My presence. Cody Shelley.

So Cody Shelley is running auction, say the DVD auction stuff. Cody Shelley and I have a long

history. He has been our auctioneer, my auctioneer, for GiveMeTheVin Wednesdays at Mannheim for eight

years, nine years. And then we grew and he's our lead auctioneer. And then I had

this idea, it's kind of like estate sales is what we're doing. I bought these two big groups of cars

and there's some cheap ones and there's some junk and there's this and that and I didn't want to move

them. And I said, hey, you've got this horse online auction thing. Can we flip it and do cars?

He's like, sure. So I grabbed his wife, we went to Houston. She said, Cody said, do it. So we'll

do it. And then he saw it and he culled and cussed me. And what have you got me into? That video,

by the way, is great. He was funny on the end. Yeah. And that's at YouTube. John Clay will show.

So Cody and his wife went down to Houston and sorted out all these roller mo-pars, these old ones.

And then it's all really come together pretty quick and our auction starts today right after the

show at noon. It will be live stream on our YouTube channel also and you can bid and buy at GMTVAuctions.com.

What's funny is what people really don't understand, Cody, how would they? Is what we really do

and then like we're selling these $50 cars, some of them. How much was the car that we sold on Wednesday?

A 3 Yeah, 1.3 million. We're going to hit all realms of the spectrum this week.

Speaking of being on the spectrum. Yeah, because give me the Ven handles a lot of heavy cars and

we sold one for a 3 Hey, I've been thinking about our relationship, how long we've

been doing this. And you're a talented guy and talented people get paid good money for good

reason. But I'm a talented guy too. And I was thinking that I could start doing, because I'm

kind of a control freak. I would say yes. And I was thinking I could just auction my own lane.

Maybe you could go auction one of our other lanes and I could start auctioneering 20.

You could, yes. So I wouldn't recommend it, but you can. Could you teach me how to auctioneer?

How do you teach people how to auctioneer? There's schools that everybody can go to all

throughout the country. Angie. Yeah, well, yeah, she's part of one of them. But they're schools

all throughout the country. And I mean, it starts as simple as just they start getting you to say

tongue twisters and then try to develop you into a chant and then it morphs into what it ends up

into today. So one is rubber baby buggy bumper. Rubber buggy baby bumper. Yeah, rubber baby buggy

bumper. Rubber baby buggy bumper. Yeah, rubber baby buggy buggy bumper. Rubber baby baby it up.

Rubber baby buggy bumper. Okay. So what's that supposed to sound like when you do it fast?

Rubber baby buggy bumper. I'll give you another one though. Okay.

That was a little tough for me. Yeah, Tommy Atatomus took two Ts, Tiedemata, but two tall trees.

What about Sally sells seashells by the seashore? Yeah, that's a good one. Tommy,

I'm never going to remember the, wait, do the Tommy one fast? Tommy Atatomus took two Ts,

Tiedemata, but two tall trees. Oh God. Yeah. Okay, so I'm not going to be ready to do this next week.

I would recommend staying in your lane, but you can never go with it. What is another one that

is maybe a little more solid without Tommy involved? Betty bought her, bought some butter,

but she said this butter's bitter. So she bought a bit of better butter. Put it in her bitter

batter. Made her bitter, batter, better. So Tiz better Betty bought her, bought a bit of better

butter. So you sit in front of grown ass adults and they're sitting in a room saying this. Yes.

It's, it's, you've got, yeah. Very much so. That whole, that whole sentence. Yeah. Betty bought

her, bought some butter, but she said it's butter bitter. So she bought a bit of butter,

butter, put it in her bitter, butter, made her bitter, better, better. So Tiz better Betty,

bought a bit of butter, butter. I haven't done that in probably 10 years, but you do it. Oh,

I'm over and over and over. And that's not the only thing you do in auction school and to learn

your auction champ. But I mean, that's, that's how you start getting. Can you give? Is that your deal?

What do you give? Yeah. I mean, it,

it changes all throughout the day. Kind of a lot dependent upon kind of what your mood is and what

the environment's like. What's interesting at like Barrett Jackson and Meekum is if you listen

between the lines, they have calls that they're like the auctioneer and his champ, he'll throw out

things that only his people know what's going on. So it's like a two way communication.

And I'll be careful. Don't worry. Don't give the secrets out. Right. Because even if you know it,

you can't figure it out. I know it. And I can't figure it out if you're not like, but, but it's

not, but these codes and signals change all the time. Yeah, it's just just communicating with the

guys that are closer to the bidders. I mean, that's, that's, that's our goal. That's, that's what a

ringman's goal is, is an extension of the auctioneer just to be closer to the bidder and be able to

communicate with the auctioneer and, and that way they can serve the buyer better. They're literally

communicating with the, the Yip man. Yeah. Yeah. So in the chant, he's talking to him in Russian

to figure out where he's at and what he's doing. You got this guy, yes or no? Because I can't go

if this is not, you know, when you say you can't go, what does that mean? They just want to be

very clear with taking bids and make sure that they're real bids so that they don't get screwed up.

Is that a good way to put it? Yeah. Yeah. So like, can you give me an example of that?

Yeah. I'm, I'm, I mean, we can sell a car here where they're going to get to watch it all here at,

here at noon here in just a little bit. But yeah, I mean, uh, like, well, here's,

here's how not ready for this. I am. So like, you want to redo the 3 that we did on

Wednesday, we started at a million and we went to a 3 Did we go in a hundred grand

licks or no, because the system we were using on normally in a normal setting, yes, we would go

in bigger figures, but the simulcast setting we were using Wednesday only allows $5,000

increments is the largest increment. Oh, it doesn't have 10s. No, sir. So you had to count from a

million to a 3 and 10000 That's why it took so long. I thought it was your

fault. No, I might have skipped one or two in between, but yeah, we were, we were going by five

thousand. So just how you hear how Cody sounds, we'll just act, we'll act like you're selling this.

We're going to in a little bit, a 100000

thousand

I get it 50 times to get 20,000 22,000 25 30 times 30

30,000 other time to get it done with the down 40,000 other time to be down to 5 750,000 $555 60

Sounds just like Wednesday

I'm like yelling over him and he is so immune to it now

You got to understand which is the only place in the world that that happens. I promise

And we do

It's worked so well for both of us, but but like when we bring in a new auctioneer to work with me

He what do you okay?

Cody's out new auctioneers coming in to work with me. What do you tell him? Oh?

You tell me the truth. Yeah, it's fun. This is fun. So you're gonna have a screaming idiot behind you all day

He doesn't mean anything. He says I promise he's a super nice guy

You're not gonna think that when you're done today

But he is a really nice guy and he means no harm and he's gonna say some things that are gonna fend you and hurt your

Feelings today, but don't don't take any of it personal and just keep selling cars and the law work itself out in the end

And he does know what he's talking about at the end of the day. He's not just holler in nonsense

He's adding he's adding information that is pertinent to that car and it usually helps the car bring more money

Or gives a dealer just a minute to think or gives him

Information that he didn't know about the car and helps you make a decision to buy

And I and I will do some very non traditional things

Yes, what would it totally do you think he would do anything? Oh, yeah

There's a very a lot of non traditional things you're in the middle of all this fitting and craziness

And like the other day in the auctioneer looked up at me, you know, he got it to 18 may 38 grand

I said that was fun guys. I'm glad we're at 38 grand and I'm glad you're awake now

Let's make the bid at 50 grand and we'll start a real auction

And so the auctioneer looked at me. I said put it at 50 and I say it like that

Which is kind of very forceful and he put it at 50 and the next guy clicked in at 50 and we sold it for 53 250

But why the hell did we need to go from 18 to 53 250?

What happened as all of the guys got it started so low and then they start slowing down and they start trying to control the thing

I'm like cool. Y'all win. We're at 18 grand. What am I gonna do?

We're gonna sell it. You mean want me to sell it? Is that what you want me to do?

Then let's have a real auction. I'm glad we had the warm-up auction. Let's start at 50

It sounds just like I'm getting into my groove. Well, and while you're doing that the auctioneer's still doing the chant

It's just underneath. He says

I mean, it's like you're just the piano player at this saloon when the gun fight breaks out. Just keep playing the piano

That's all you do. Don't worry about the don't gunfire if you don't get hit

You're fine. Just keep playing the piano

But you got to understand the guys that I sell to every week we sell to every week are the same people

So like I'll be I'll be barking at them. You know frank you bottom feeding catfish bastard

Why are you not in on this car? You love cars that are too cheap. Are you asleep?

Frank are you there? And then you'll see frank coming

You know because I I know my buyer isn't he does too, but it's uh, I could tell you after four hours of that

Oh, you're worn out. I'm pretty tired

And I do that every Wednesday

Now my and it's not it's not physically is is exhausting and a lot of people like how do you do that all day?

And for me, I do it seven days a week. I mean so so physically it's not that demanding for me

But mentally is where when I get done

I'm mentally tired just from all the moving parts and changing and having to be so focused for 45 hours

Hyper focused. It's like flying airplanes. What it is. Yeah, um

Now I haven't even thought about this because this has all been coming together so fast this auction today

You don't need me do you?

I mean not need but do you want me to do that or do you mean to have a little bit of it or

These are your cars. I mean, but you have you have an opinion on them too. I mean you own them

So, I mean, I don't yeah, I mean he

Any other auctioneer would say hell no, please don't or you can go back to the saloon and watch it yourself

And when we get done, I'll let you know how much we sold them for it doesn't matter to me

We're going to sell them all the day when we're done. There's no way I'll not be able to do it

I know for a fact that you'll be sitting right in that chair. Yeah, we already we already discussed this and we're like, okay

So john's going to be right there. Yeah, he's going to be right there

And this is going to be streamed live on our youtube channel at jcwshow.com click jc

I think the the the live stream that's going on right now. We're just going to keep it rolling

So we're going to have like a 10 hour live stream today. Yeah, it's gonna be long

Wow

Okay, and do we have a ringman here? Yeah, we've got two coming two. We've already got people showing up here on side

Okay, we're at the walnuts springs roadhouse in walnuts springs, texas. This is a guy come in from san antonio already this morning

All right, so there's live bidders here and then this thing that's online right now if you go to gmtv auctions.com

You'll see it looks like bring a trailer or like ebay and it's all lined up pre bids

And there's some that are at 100 there's some that are 600

There's a couple of cars that are actually trying to get closer to the money like a couple of good vets right now

And we're you're going to start those auctions where it sits. Yes. Yeah, so they've been bidding all week on them

And and so we've I mean we've got a lot of people registered all around the country

So it's exciting. I'm I'm excited for today. All right, good

We will be right back with the lightning round, which is my online auction over the air with you where you call in

I don't know if we'll be able to yeah, yeah, where you call in and uh, I give me here make model miles

And I'll buy your car

On the air right here on the fm airways money. John clay wolf by cars and radio from american's best car buyer

Give me the ven dot com cody shelly the name of his company is platinum auctions

They do far obviously he's auctioneer during the week at the car auctions, but on the weekends he does

Horse sales is the main gig high quality

Equine and you also do some farm and ranch stuff and platinum auctions.com if you need to

If you're interested in hiring them to have an auction for you

Thanks for coming up cody's done a great job. This is going to be exciting. My name is john clay wolf and we'll be right back

Now back to the john clay wolf show presented by give me the ven dot com

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This is the john clay wolf show

Allen and palm beach florida

214 transit van 55 000 mile you want 30 grand. I think it's worth 18

90 is worth it for you

18 really john?

Yes, sir

roman in el paso an o1 crown vic supercharged 86 000 mile what yes, sir. How are you good?

What have you done? Is this like a police interceptor?

No, it's not it's the alec sport, which is like it looks exactly like marauder with the center console shifter

Yeah, some local hot rodder put an allen top mount a supercharger on it with a nitrous kit and I bought it from about two years ago

86 000 miles black on black slick top

Everything's perfect. It just needs a set of slicks all back

Would you take a grand for it? Oh

I think I'd have to keep it for eight just because it's hard to replace, you know

But um, uh, honestly, I would take 12 13, but otherwise I probably just have to keep ripping it

It makes all the right sounds all that fun stuff, you know

Yeah, it's just it's an oddball. So they didn't change the engine. They just put a supercharger on it, right?

You got it and you know as the previous owner claims it has internals, but no paperwork. So that's always like a

Yeah, ten would be the max and I'm not offering it. I'd have to think about it

But if you take ten go to gmtvcc.com and load it up. Let's take a look see could I make it a marauder clone?

Like a like does that marauder wheels?

But it's it's not a mercury. It's a four. So yeah, it won't work. Thank you

800 800 7234 real quick ed in austin you ordered a g 63 bins g wagon at a dealership

They took your deposit

They just called you said they'd sell

But if you resold it you'd owe 20 000. Oh, yeah, is that enforceable?

No, that is not enforceable. Are you there ed? Yeah, I'm here

It's not enforceable, but they'll do the blacklist. Yeah, that's not exactly how it uh, how it happened

They threatened so I I arrived with a check from my

from my credit union

When to take delivery of it and as I am

About to sign for the purchase one of the managers walks in threatens to cancel the deal says hey

We don't want to sell it to you anymore

And then after some backing forward they said, you know what?

We will sell it to you after the fact that you got assigned this form that says you got to keep it for a year

We're going to come out to you for 20 k. Well, they do that on the like the zr one corv

The the new corvettes they're doing the same thing. They say you sell this thing within a year

If you sell this thing within a year, then we will blacklist you from all special order GM's, you know tesla

Threatened to charge people back if they sold the cyber truck

Um, right and they also have these things if you're flipping new cars

They'll cancel the warranties on them on the special unit. So is it true?

Are they gonna are you gonna have to write them a check for 20 000? No

If you if you sell it early, are you going to get blacklisted off on the list to not be able to buy special cars from them anymore?

Yes, so they sent me a a few because I was trying to sell it to a

dealership and they somehow caught wind of it and their attorney sent me a demand letter saying that if I went through with it

They would try to collect the 20 grand. Yeah, they said me. Why not just keep it?

Because my

Honest honest answers because my wife says it's cost too much money to have it and she wants things done to the house

Okay, well load it in to give me the vent.com if you're gonna sell it hell we buy them from flippers all the time

But I mean it doesn't sound like well, I'm not me. I'm not making money. money on it

Right. I'm actually losing a few grand

right

The uh, intention wasn't to flip it to begin with

Right. My my concern is that they added that form after the

I got a buggy. I'm on live radio. I got a run. I hate hanging up on you, but we're out of time. Thank you Ed

800 800 7 2 3 4 800 800 radio. We will be right back

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Now john clay wolf

You know, we were talking earlier about

Our 20 years on the radio

And when I had wash a ball on as a lunar, you know, he wanted to be a radio guy

So I gave him his chance in radio, which he was he was good. He was funny great voice

It was hard to get him to be the person on air that he wasn't off air

That's always a problem very very great funny people off air you get them on air and they tighten up freeze

Yeah, so he got me I got him that job

But it made me think he when we were in high school, you know, what do you need in high school? You need money, right? Right and his

grandfather

Know his stepdad worked at a morgue

And he got us jobs at a morgue. Oh god, dude. What really doing what?

Removing guts and putting them in trash bags and put them back in the body

Hey

Oh my lord, you never paid really good. I bet it did

Unfortunately, I never got the opportunity to start

Why because my dad stopped it. He said there's no way in hell you're doing this, dude

Do you know what kind of mental scarring this could be?

Yeah, it's like but dad they're paying us $50 an hour. He said, yeah, I I didn't know maybe it wasn't that much

But it was a lot and and he was like, yeah, whatever. No, he absolutely

He's like and then of course who the hell brought you this idea

Wash your balls like yeah, that sounds about right. He said you're he said you don't need to be hanging out with wash

Your ball for a while

That's great never told that story

Yeah, I'm dad. Oh, hey, uh, Tommy throw that picture up on my dad

Um, I got him

I forgot he can't move that quick. You got to have him loaded and ready. I'm sorry

Uh, Tommy you got it knock on the window if you got or let me know if you've got it

Anyway, I've got my dad's tombstone set finally out here

That's been like

What was it 2019 right there? There it is. Yeah. Yep

Nice. Yep. It's down there by the shooting range. Where's that other picture? It kind of shows the background more

Yeah, it is right there by the shooting range

Yeah, he sit there and shoot targets and talk to dad and fish and talk to dad and he's a real smart ass

Oh my god

Smart, I get it. I

I mean in my my grandpa too, I always got to kick out your dad. Yeah, he's got a personality fun to hang with

He was always had stories always

uh

Yep, he was I mean, yep

He he was a good time. This is beautiful. That's very respectful. Yeah got the tombstone set out here

Now is he buried there? Yep

So wow

Okay, so does that make me a resident? I think so you have to don't you isn't that part of it, right? Yeah, I guess so

You come to this town you're sure coming for you to go home to the city. Let me explain something to you

There's a little more here than what you understand. Right? There was a lady there. There's a lady. I won't get into it

But yeah, there's a neighbor that has a place that they've got a um cemetery

Um on the place and we're talking about doing a deal and I said

I'll give you a lifetime easement in the cemetery because I'm probably going to be buried up there too. Oh

Yeah, okay

Now that we know that yeah

Anyway, um 800 800 7234 800 800 radio. What's in the news boss? Oh, yeah

Oh, let's see here the news. Well, we have a we do have a letter by the way. Oh, yeah

This is the letter. Yeah, is it a dear john one? It's kind of sorting

It's on

Come from a k.c. Morgan and walks a hatchy

KC is getting married kc

June 27th

Rut road. Yeah, that's all that's the day of our 20th anniversary and last terrestrial show

We listen to the show every week. We listen to it all week gas monkey ice house june 27th

We listen to the podcast. We know most of your stories by heart

Uh, y'all have announced your last show is going to be our wedding day

We're a little bit bummed our wedding was going to be at 10 30 in the morning

But we have moved it until two o'clock in the afternoon. We don't want to mess miss the end of the show

Wow

Their wedding where do they live? Do you know walks a hatchy texas kc. Morgan

So we were playing the walks a hatchy indians in

1989 and it is down to the wire

And both benches clear out big fight bad call from the refs. They had to police escort the refs out of the game

A coach hit me

I I didn't hit way. I know I don't remember but like the players and the coaches started swing involved

It was wild dude. It was what texas football is all about every time I hear the word walks a hatchy

I think about that moment speaking of jail

Speaking of speech impediment tarant's good morning speech impediment tarant's. How the hell are you?

Well hold up talking about I'm getting right here. Okay. You want some here?

I'm live sir

Hello, hello

Change shop

You talk the change

murder 16 year old

14 year old something

charge will murder and halfway

And that's good. Okay next story

You getting hung up on that one

Oh, there it goes. So um

Get and get this on my wife got killed june 27

1997

Your anniversary and she got killed. It was self-inflicted. She said what would you do?

She was suicidal. What would you do about?

She killed I said I would never say but life would go on and you know what I would never say but life

Went on so she told you she was going to kill herself before she did it

Yeah

More and like how long hang on how slow down

How long after she gave you this warning like was it in the same moment or was it like months later?

A couple days later

Next day I forget something like that but she took pictures of herself, you know, she thought about

The morning she she has

Ammunition she had grounds and religion all she needed was this one boom boom

Anyway, uh dead person's brain looks like a custard cheese pizza

It was time for no

She had these blank fish their eyes that were like fish eyes that were blank

this center of power

Is a shiny little like a custard cheese pizza come out of her nose

It was on the walls and oh my god

I went out and believe it or not

The swat team came to the green bar apartment. That's what me up. They were the austin swat

They came, you know, right like swat and show them

They came run out

Machine guns or you know, they took me to jail and they pressed my palm

Sergeant Carter was doing that. So they thought you were the shooter

Huh, did they think you killed her? No

Oh

The spouse. Yeah, just first the side there too. So I was in jail and I was like I didn't do

And the one guy like that's what they all said. I said hey man, you're my wife killed herself

She was my life

She's always been my life

And what side of run

Saying has been trying to bring me down and others

Asking the name of Jesus and I told her to hold on and be strong

I pray and say stay strong hold on to anyone that has that

idea of committing suicide

Let's have a budget court and it should be cause the suicide drop

Then you make a think oh you're gonna jump off something

It will make us think three times more if we go off the budget and point it come back

But if you're jumping with no budget court, you go

Speak to pediment parents

That wasn't well, I mean

Hang on hang

I'm trying to digest all of this. This is the heaviest thing you've ever said to me

And I've never understood you better than I did just now ever

So and I think your advice what you just gave everybody

You know if you think you want to kill yourself jump off a break hold on

With a bungee cord because with a bungee cord it pops back and you get another chance

And when you do it the other way you don't get another chance and that's not the dumbest thing I've ever

Because I've I've had it happen. I've I've I've had suicide

Happening in my life as well

And I get it. I want to be make the president a frustrated mess

But I too was looking at razor blades and

Not funny and broken glass thing that come and kill me and I went where she was

She was a starlight village up in the center point

Texas that place is pretty nice. How many years ago?

What year was all this

Oh

Was it 85 was it 95 was a 2005 when did this happen?

All right, thank you sir. Thank you for sharing your story. Whoa

Whoa

Whoa crab in southern california that was pretty heavy

Yeah, that was man like

Sad for him, but hey, johnny. I'm excited about you coming out the 20th

Um, well, hold your horses. Hold horses

That that that date is is probably going to happen

But what I didn't realize is corolla is is airing that k-rock film that he did with jimmy kimmel

And they have to do it. They're gonna screen it and they have to do it at night in the dark or won't work

So I've got to just hold tight

I'll I'll let y'all know next week if I'm going to be doing that on the 20th in california

Okay, I wanted to remind you that my friend lenny's is not going to be there. So he can't run to walmart for you

All right hang time. Thank you, sir

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pre-k what's my time

We've got about uh

Seven minutes. Oh, okay. Because 10 minutes ago. You told me I had nine

No, anyway, it's not 50. Okay, robert. Uh, peter's burr florida. Oh six rash mustangs got too many miles on it to bring 16 grand

Okay, what are we taking?

Half of that maybe maybe 150,000 miles. Does it have a supercharger on it?

It does not have a supercharger, but I mean this thing is clean. It's got uh, I mean

So you won't find a cleaner one without many miles guaranteed

I've got a book with every receipt of everything ever done to it

Go to my auction right now go to gmtv auctions.com and look at these cars that we're selling today at noon

And look at where I've got about four mustangs and the miles are all way better than this

And look at where the bidding is keep an eye on those cars today

And that'll give you a good idea of the value of your 150,000 mile. Thank you. Or just go to give me the vent.com and load it up

JD you miss speech impediment tarence's call in. Oh my god. Oh, you heard it. I heard it. That's heavy

Holy crap. I was I could hear it riveted. I understood every word he said. I know I know that was seriously dark

I wonder if that's what happened to his speech. I think so. There's just so much trauma

Yeah, dude, I couldn't I was in the car. I couldn't stop listening. It's awful

I had no idea. No, I didn't either

I didn't either. Holy crap

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radio, so we were um

It doesn't matter, but we were we were on remote down at the roadhouse in the internet

We had a problem with it. So I just jumped in the car and ran up here

And that's why it was running a replay a minute ago

Because they had to go to replay to fix the hole. We heard your burnout. Oh, yeah. Well, I had to go

You had to go. Yeah, and there's some little old lady

It's not her fault. What like on this short road. Just turn right in front of me

I mean, there's never anybody out here right from me and I was like, I hate to do this to you, hun

But I'm fixing to blow

Blow past your ass. Yeah hard because I've got to get back up here and get on the air because um

We had an emergency. Yep. Huh? It happens three live radio, man four. Yep. What have you got the news, sir? Oh

Hell you would say that. Oh

Well, I can tell you actually I've got something good though. This is uh this coming week

I rarely look forward to movies coming out

It's normally I was like, okay, whatever it'll come out when it comes out

This one I really want to see disclosure day. Okay new trailer is out Steven Spielberg

You got a lot of people thinking maybe the movie is a precursor to real life government disclosures about aliens and their life

Everybody's all excited about this movie and they're promoting the hell out of it

Here are a little parts of well, I'll just listen to this cut number 14 pre-k

I am much more inclined now than I was when I made close encounters

To really believe that we're not the only intelligent civilization in the universe

I used to say to myself wouldn't it be wonderful if all of this turned out to be true?

I'm now thinking wouldn't it be wonderful for people to know all of this is true?

Disclosure day

Disclosure day when does this happen? It's happened. It comes out next Friday. So a week from yesterday

Do you think that there are aliens on the ground? Absolutely living among us my opinion? Yes

We are certainly not alone. Could I be an alien didn't you could be we all think uh, musk is everybody thinks

Elon is the opera the the frequency that you operate on you could absolutely be an alien

Oh, that's the best compliment. I've had in a while. Thank you. You too. I'm sorry

You just off you just have a different you gear that most

99% of the people walking this planet don't have

Put it on hold guys. I can't get to the uh, I can't get to the calls if they're not on hold

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All right, there you go

Burlington, Iowa what you got?

Hey, hey, john. How you doing today? Nice to talk to you. I'll watch you guys every week. Oh good

Uh, definitely want to come out the wall in the spring tectus and hang out one of your car shows

But my question is uh, you got that jaguar in walnut springs at the xk

I think it's I think that things in alabama

If you got to the one the one in alabama don't run and drive

Uh, it says the one in texas runs and drives

The one in alabama 98 to 2000 the one in alabama. It says it does not run or drive

Correct. Yeah, I saw that car start. It's got 40 000 miles on it. But anyway the one in texas. Um,

Okay, go ahead. What's your question? Texas has 44 000 miles. Um, if I was if I would fly down

Uh, do you think that'd make it back to Iowa? Yeah

I mean, I know you can't guarantee me

No, it drove out here

Okay, yeah get after I think about maybe making a trip out. There's gonna be some bargains

I can already see what the pre-bus is there. I mean, what it's not it's gonna be a buyers market

Give me the gmtv auctions.com. You guys want want to buy

Uh, a old weird car sheet. I would do that right now. It starts at noon today. Thank you, Greg

I need to check on that one that says doesn't run and drive because that 40 000 mile jag xk out in alabama

It does run and drive. Okay, so that's a pretty important piece of information

Scott gray, you need to have jordan go out there right now and check that car because that car

Uh, does run and drive they have two of them and um, we bought 70 cars from an estate

Yep, and just because just because the battery's dead doesn't mean it doesn't run and drive

And we started a bunch so easy to sign up for this auction too because I did it just go to gmtv auctions.com bear back

Couldn't hold me back

They're gonna rip it off

Taking that time right behind my back

And i'm talking to myself at night because I can't forget

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Say nothing I can do

Morning everybody

Glad you're riding along. I'm still kind of whacked out about speech impediment tarence's story

Story that was heavy

Very heavy

That may be the heaviest story we've ever had on the air. I thought it was a replay. I'm driving back me too 100 miles per hour in a van

And I'm like it's tarence. This is dark. How did I miss this? Yeah, I kept saying

This is the story first time but no

Well, he started off describing the scene kind of like he did

You know a couple months ago. Yeah, but this one was different. But yeah, he went further when he went back to the location and

austin squat comes along with their machine guns and

man

I've heard it all radio gold. I guess

Man ouch ouch

Wimby is tall and he was not tall enough last night to beat the nicks

It was a nail biter at the very end that beat him up one point. I believe he had one point and

Uh down two to nothing and they're not gonna come back spurs are not gonna come back. They're not gonna win. They're gonna lose

You may not get a couple games, but I think you're right because

Home Wimby Wimby is great. He could be the best player in the NBA, but he doesn't have that dog

He just does not have that dog brunson's got he's a dog. He's clutch

Wimby just kind of

If he if he literally just would play hard balls of the wall the whole time or most of the game

They would win because they can't stop him does balls to the wall. I mean basketballs or somebody basketballs basketballs to the wall

Okay, but he just doesn't have that clutch. It's in he's young granted. He's very young but

He's just not he's getting bullied at times and then when he wants to step up then all of a sudden it's like, okay

Yeah, here you go

I'm just gonna dunk it from the free throw line or I'll make a shot from but he just at the end of the game

You saw it. He they get the rebound

He throws the ball in the back of his one of his teammates because he's not looking because he's panicking

Right young not experiencing it. That's exactly what happened. So now the nicks

50 years it's been 50 years

They're gonna win an NBA championship

So good for spike lee. I mean nothing is set in stone at this point though boys. It is professional sports. They are playing

I'll bet your boy. You want to bet 100

I'm gonna bet baba, but I'll bet you now. I'm with you

I don't need it. I'm so dope you do if you want to bet with me

Kid now nicks fans are gonna be they're gonna be insufferable. I'm sorry, but they're they my dad's a nicks fan and

He's been waiting 50 years and yeah, I'm never gonna hear the end of the other one shut up. Oh, just what it's worse than eagles fan

Good morning, philadelphia. Yeah, because they've been losing for so long

Yeah, like what the same thing eagles, you remember? Yeah, and then now they're they're on top and guess what it's obnoxious

Yes, is what it is. Yeah, so be ready. It's very obnoxious. Bobo. That's what it is

It's coming for eight or 12 years first time in the new millennium

They've gotten there

It's good to see two new teams win again. This was not a repeat too for the NBA

Well, it was a hell of a game last time I'll tell you that if you want to watch a nail bar, that was a nail bar

Let me say this as as a lifelong Dallas Cowboys fan

I'm willing to hold out hope that the spurs can somehow do something with this situation

The nuns and the catholic nuns in san antonio do as well. There's a whole catholic nun cheering crowd

In san antonio, yeah, and those are the spurs nuns or something off of its drive speaking of hot women

Brett michael's daughter rain is hot

And has funny dads stories cut six and it says next to cut six boobs aplenty

The craziest thing I've experienced with my dad being a rock star is probably seeing a bunch of boobs

His concerts growing up every concert we would go to

There'd just be boobs everywhere

Then I would collect the bras that they would throw on stage and then end up donating them to like a woman's shelter

Because we were like what do we can do with all these bras?

One of my best friends came to one of the concerts and our moms both happen to have very fake boobies

So my friend thought something was wrong with the woman because she she'd never seen real boobs. It's like what's wrong with those boobs?

Well, I'm looking at a picture of rain michael's now and I'm questioning if she has real boobs

Hold um, she I'm just guessing 25

I don't know now. I heard that she's doing a only fans thing with her feet that oh, yeah, you've not heard about this

What 26? I was 26. I know my boobs you did

Certainly don't know my wine. It came across my feet at some point. Don't no cigars. Nope

Keep going. You're good. No, I'll say I came across saying that she's doing that and he's okay with it

Would you be okay if your daughter did something like that on only fans with feet? Yeah with feet. It's so dumb. I don't care

Say it wouldn't like feet. Yeah, I'm with you man. I mean, who in here's in the feet

I'm not but I know a lot of people are

Turley if you were in the feet, would you admit it? Yeah, no, no, I'm not no, no, that's not uh, where does the feet thing come from?

Well, they can be an alluring thing on a woman, but I ain't paying for that

No, there's a lot of nerve endings in your feet. So when you never mind. I'll stop. No, I'm listening. No, no, no, no, no

So massaging feet massaging feet and or sucking toes

Okay, is very very erotic

If you've never had it done you don't understand

But but if you especially have done it to a woman leave it to dr. Ruth

Just explain to us because there's there are millions of little nerve endings in your feet

You suck on a toe. Okay. Yes. Yeah, I mean, that's fine. That's fine

Yeah, but like being a foot fetish person is what I'm talking about. I'll like I stopped somebody on the street, Mike

Dr. Ruth toes. Dr. Ruth is here. I've never tried this with you. This is um, I'm a fetish with trying bobo into new personalities

When you try what about it? What I'm trying to wish wish defeat

To reach the feet you must remember JD Ryan. What?

Someday you got to show me the habit. She sounds like a nazi lawyer in your bird

9

No, no, I talk to defeat

I talk to

Human sex human sex more sex. You're very good at 50 feet

Sometimes you're very erotic with JD Ryan only has the sex with defeat. No, that's not true at this time

He's stop it

He said it man

Come on Ruth Ruth Ruth what you talk about man

So it's called feet finder feet finder. Yeah

I'm serious. Hang on. Let's look this up. This is feet finder.com. Yeah doing feet finder an open an online marketplace

Can you buy the feet?

You look at her photos. Yeah, you're looking photos

15 15 million

Feet pictures sold 110 million of money spent

10 million verified users. So this is an epidemic. Yep

I don't know if it's a fetish feet finder.com. I'd like to view and buy feet picks

Men some people are butt men some people are leg men

Some people are feet men

This website is is maybe so many people are trying to get into it is jamming up or i'm on a

Feet finder hang on a finder

What else have you got outrageous kids baseball coach banned for life? We covered this earlier, but I wouldn't mind hearing it again

Cut one so serious. Yeah, actually a youth baseball coach

In oklahoma suspended for life because he had his son who happened to be the pitcher throw a fastball

Into the opposing teams dug out and there's video of it if you want to go jcwshow.com

You can see the video, but here's the audio. Okay insta feet insta feet cut number one, Mike

So bad

So literally he just instead of going to the home plate with the pitch. He just he just fires it into the dug

Fires it straight into the dugout. It's diabolical man. That reminds me so much of bad news bears

Of the villain dad who was the coach. Oh, that's right played by vick morrow, right?

He told didn't he tell his son to hit him hit him in the arm. I think so. Yeah, and son says no

I'm gonna do it dad like a big deal

man

Diabolical dad told him to throw it in dad says throw it in and he did and my kids think i'm hardcore

Right, how are you kid? That kid was 12. Yeah, you're gonna do what your dad says

Evie cardamania feet pics and what you're noticing here

Is that they show all these pictures that are revealing sure, but they don't show the feet like in the free picks

Oh

Tease you can't give them what they want. They want the feet. You gotta get past the paywall

And you can see rain right her rating is a four and a half star on these feet. Really is that rain michaels?

No, this is evie, uh, cardamania. Okay, and then you want four feet?

A relia, uh, I mean I just went to the size. See great good looking gal. Listen. They don't show those feet

Because i'll pay for them. I'll be damned. Actually the scroll is a celebrity

Oh, I'll be damned. I just googled rain michaels feet

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This is the john clay wolf. Kylie and nashville. Are you there?

Yes, what have you got?

I have a 97 nissan ultima. Okay

How many miles

203 000 but she runs like a champ. Are you in an 18-wheeler semi? It sounds weird when you're talking

No, okay. It's probably just my car. Hey, I was is it are you in that car?

Yes, I drive it. I used to drive it for eight hours straight to the bottom alabama on 80

Just because if I cruise control and just drive for like eight hours i did it for eight months straight

Kylie

I would put that one marketplace. It just those cars they made so many of them

It's just not worth anything to tell you the truth

And but it's worth something

So when you called into this radio program, what were your expectations?

I want to make sure I don't mean it

Yeah

Every time I'm never had no issues out of it. It's a champ. It's old but it's champ

Do you have the windows down on it while you're driving because it sounds like there's a serious hum in the axle or the transmission as you're going

No, I have exhaust leak. I have my exhaust came apart and I haven't welded it back together

Have you ever had intimate relations with a woman?

Do what no, have you ever had intimate relations with a woman?

One more time. What have you ever had intimate relations with a woman?

Have an intimate relations

My my producer's being a smart ass in plain drops of my voice of shows in the past in funny

Situations, it said have you ever had intimate relations with a woman?

Yes, I have thank you

Have you ever played softball?

I did when I was little but I was a hand catcher and I didn't like getting the sand in my hair

You were the catcher?

Yes, I didn't like every time I had to throw my helmet off and I put it back on I get so much sand in my hair

It was ridiculous. I didn't like it

Okay, so we got a softball playing lesbian from Nashville that likes to run to mississippi in a 97 altum

Up and down the highway with no exhaust and she'd like to sell her car for a thousand dollars

Kylie I'll put I'll put some thought to it. I'm not there yet, but I'm sure glad you call

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You know the the good morning everybody the free

rerun channels that are on the cable tea on the um new tv's now

You like go samsung live and have all this looks like a cable function seven number one

rerun

It's called a fast channel. Okay in the deal

Baywatch

We usually have it up here every day. We normally have it on behind you. Yeah

But it's like there's no plot to anything. It makes no sense feet dude. It's the feet

It's the feet and it's I made a huge error of that lady from tennessee earlier

Not asking her to send us a picture of her feet lady if you're still listening, please

Slide your shoes off if they happen to be on while you're driving and take a picture of your feet

Send them go to jcwshow.com and email it in because the group chat on our youtube feed is dying dying to see your feet

No, they're not. That's what they said really

Yes, I'm watching the chat on the side if you go to jcwshow.com and click the alive button

You can join the chat. There's a thousand people on there right now a bunch of freaks over there

They want to see the ladies feet. Damn it. Don't be rude

Everybody's got their thing strip club dory and good morning. You're on the air in pittsburg

Uh

Hey, let me know when he's back up. He's been on hold for two hours

Strip club dory. You just knock on the glass. What have you got the news jady ron?

We've got uh florida news if you like yeah, you want to do some florida news? We can do that

And now from north america's own land down under it's time for sunshine state news

With your certified lifeguard jd ron. We have so many fun things that happen at taco bell

First of all if a guy walks in with no shirt and wearing a kilt. Oh, you might know there's going to be a problem

Sure enough somebody called him a meth head. He didn't like that at all

He didn't care for it a bit. In fact, he said I'm not a meth head. I'm an electrician

Oh, see a straighter a gay electrician. He's a gay electrician and I will go

I will show you that I'm an electrician. He went outside and I had to run in with a gay electrician once

I'll tell you about later on turn the power off to the taco bell. Here's the audio from that kind of

Do it

Is he in the hood

And the lights are out

Let's go out

Now you'll have no tacos the weirds been a weird week for taco bells another 28 year old man arrested

At a taco bell on thursday morning after deputies in flagler county

Say he exposed himself just outside the taco bell like you like you do

You know when deputies arrived they found brandon isary twigs and berries. Yep

Still at the scene wearing multiple layers of pants the problem with that is all of them are down around his

religion preferences in isary isary i'm not sure

Just thinking go ahead. Isary

In the some of the hot talk radio radio guys jason and franny on the radio

John and jd right here in the morning hot talk hot talk. Let's talk hot 98.7 the gator here

They are talking about the guy with the parents gator. We're on the gator. I know what I'm gonna do

They're our friends at 97 the gator right jason and franny on the big radio show condom and i

Hot talk this is the best part with multiple pairs of pants pulled down around his knees when he spotted the officer

So instead of pulling up his multiple pair of pants he takes his hoodie and pulls it down so they can't see his

Ding dong

This dude's got like five pairs of pants on not just that they inventoryed his belongings and found a live beta fish

Swimming in a plastic container inside of his backpack. I like that

They took the fish transferred at flagler county humane society and they named him baha blast

Oh

Blast so he's just the man just wants to take a

Pantsless walk around the neighborhood with his fish. I spent some time. Who are we hurting with this?

Maybe the homeless guy because she had on five pair of pants. Yeah, I think so

I think we're homeless. We were wearing everything we have but they're all down around our ankles

He's out there taco bear with jimmy changa hanging out boys. How you what?

I want to go back to the audio of the electrician that shut the power down. All right

Did you hear the background? Yes, it sounded a little ghetto Florida. Yeah, there were do it

Cut number eight

I bet you don't want

We got kicked out of a bar in steamboat springs, Colorado

That doesn't shock anybody that's listening not kicked out just not let in with our fake IDs

Ask to leave and Carter had the great and there's a band playing. It's called the stage coach

Is in downtown steamboat springs and we walked around

They sat in the building and pulled the big red handle

I didn't do it. He did it. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't I said we he he he did everybody come running out

Yeah, we were but you heard the band stop suddenly

But the guy was such a jerk about it

Why didn't he let you in again because our fake IDs weren't gonna know I see him

But he was such a jerk about it. Yeah, he didn't have to be a jerk about it

But I didn't pull the handle you're trying to Carter pulled the handle Carter did it Carter

If you're listening call in and take responsibility. You pulled the handle. I did not what was your name on your fake ID. Do you remember?

Johnny Wang no, no, no, of course. I really don't remember we had a

A

My friends from boarding school. They were good at this take a full-size poster board

Cut out a square like a license

Hold so the poster board has all the stuff on it perfectly like a license sure

Put it up on a um, hold the poster board up with your face through a stand by a wall

Take a photo

And then cut the photo out and plastic wrap it

And it worked more than it didn't

Yeah, if they want you in the bar, they'll kind of look the other way

But if they don't want you in the bar, johnny, you know, he's watching me whatever. Yeah, but I was not electrician

Well kids nowadays they it's hard for those fake IDs

Here's the moral of the story if your restaurant owner, especially if you're having to turn people down

Put a lock on your big red handle that runs the power if it's in the outside exposed alleyway of your establishment

Good call. Actually now that I brought this up

Reggie if you're listening get a lock right now because we probably have one at the roadhouse

And I now it's going to turn into a joke. Yeah in the middle of shows. Yeah. Yeah, that's dumb

Maybe that's what happened to their internet somebody was messing with the internet

And that's why we had this morning bolt real quick. Yeah

Well, I thought about that this morning on my way down my ex partner is very conniving

And I and I was asking Amy. I was like, we need to make sure the electric and the internet and everything is not

Where they can still get to it

Will you tamper? Yeah

Because that's the kind of stuff

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What are backtracks this week?

Micah Jackson. All right, let's go Michael cut one run it backwards

Got it. Yeah cut two

But I run like he won it cut two

Cut two

I don't have it. Do you have it Mike? Yeah that chord in the beginning. I think I do

You know why we're doing Michael Jackson? No, it's a great story. It's this day

Hang on. Let me give everybody the number 800 800 7234 800 800 radio

Call in with those two Michael Jackson songs and you'll win the stuff

1987 Michael Jackson announced that he was breaking off ties with the Jehovah's Witnesses

You know, he's been a lifelong member of the church

His mother said this might have been because some of his fellow Jehovah's

strongly opposed the thriller video which was very big in a 384

And a lot of them went so far as to pressure him to denounce it in a 1984 issue of the church's magazine the watchtower and he said

No, that's stupid

I mean that sounds like Hannah. He's not a gay stranger. He's not a strip

I'm not gonna do this brother. Everybody loves this brother

Stupid

He just talks real life like this

Stupid

Me and Jermaine. That's what he sounds like on south park. Oh, okay on south park. That's ridiculous. This is stupid. You're fooling

It sounds like Hannah. No, it sounds like Hannah

That's what he sounds like on south park if y'all ain't seen it and don't mess with me about it

Well, listen to this mouth part

Stupid

We're not as funny as they are

Stupid

That's Hannah

Hannah

Okay, so cut one

I mean, might as well just played that one

We're all right

Cut two

You know this

Damn, I know it. You know it

One more time

I think I know what it is

There's Hannah

I think I know what it is

I do not sound like Michael Jackson

You like Michael Jackson

I do not sound like Michael Jackson

I do not

No

I've got a little snuff all this morning

You're sick

I do not

I got paid with other than money last night

It felt so good

I've been listening to scorpions all morning

I've been doing drugs

Love like hurricane

Look at my boobies

Still loving you

Boobies

I'm still loving you

Never be you without you

Stop it and sit down

Calm down, damn

Winds of change

She's wound up

Stripper listening to scorpions

Go for it

She's a wretched

Cut two

You're a washed up stripper Hannah

You're dangerous

You're stupid

I like Hannah

Cut two

Yeah

Okay, I'm gonna write this down

I'm just starting to take these blind

Brandon and Houston, what's your guess?

Rock with you

And

Damn, rock with you

Chris in Oklahoma, what's your guess?

First one's bus stop

Second one's rock with you

No

Brett and Memphis

Don't stop me

Get enough and rock with you

There you go

That's what I wrote down

I ain't over that guys, Nicky

Don't stop

To the bus stop

Ah

I thought the name of the song was bus stop

That's kind of

To the bus stop

That's kind of special needs, isn't it

Don't stop to the bus stop

Hoo, ha

We'll be right back here, baby

Shemona

What are you doing, Joe Rogan?

I like worms

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Do you mind if I stay in this worm cage a little bit longer, Joe Rogan?

Do y'all not know what I'm talking about?

No

You know, Joe Rogan, my line of work, I've tasted peanuts before

Peanuts

Peanuts, everybody

Peanuts, peanuts

Salt

Um

What was this?

Not Clayton Bigsby, it's the Chappelle guy, the homeless crackhead

He's got white around his face because he's always huffing paint

Tyrone Biggames

Tyrone Biggames on the fear factor, Joe Rogan

Oh, that's right, yes

Joe Rogan, I'm really comfortable in here

Do I have to get out of this cage?

We'll be right back

So I get off the auction block on Wednesday and run to Missouri to a

Barn find, a real one, where Stepson and Heret's Stepdads 180 cars

Oh my god, dang

And I get there and it was a mess

So many of them were disassembled

So he was a project starter

The Stepdad

He didn't get them going

And there's fields full of cars

And there's a lot of good cars that are just completely disassembled

In the beginning stages of the projects

When I say projects, I don't mean like HUD

I mean like cars getting built

But this guy, I finally said, what are we trying to do here?

What, and this is all in videotape

We're going to put it out in a few weeks

This is a good one

And this guy kind of looks like he's off King of the Hill

So I mean, he had a few pops

Am I in?

Well, I got 4000000 dollars for the cars here

I'm like, wow, okay

And um, and I think I'd take

I ain't got to take no less than 2000000 for him

Okay

He said you spent about a million and a half on him

And you can get that 4000000

Okay

Oh whatever, 15 years?

Yeah

In a fleet of 200 people

I mean, what the hell are we talking about?

Yeah, aircraft hangar assembly

And he was explaining to me how I can do this and

And this and this

I'm like, yeah, you could

I mean, you could rebuild the

Space shuttle

Space shuttle as well

If you wanted to

I was like, where's that GT40 y'all we're talking about?

Well, it's replica

Okay, where's that?

Well, part of it's up there

Oh, he points up to the rafters and the rear clip

And the front I think is over in the other building

And the motor's right there

Right

All right

So it's here

Where's this the oldest Porsche 911 and you know ever

And we go into the paint booth and it's a body

And the paint is terrible

I mean like the the Hispanics that painted it need to have their cards pulled and sent back

It's and the parts are who knows where they are

Sure

Have you ever done a big 400 piece puzzle?

Yes

Take 10 400 piece puzzles dump them all in the same pile and hide the cover boxes

Wow

That's great

Yeah, I get it

I was like no chance

Wow

And like this one car is really good

And it is good

I was like so it's only got 9,000 miles

Okay, can we and I asked the videographer I said go in there and shoot the 9,000 miles

Well, it won't come up

He's like yeah, there's an electrical problem with that one and no dominer doesn't work

Here we go

Yeah

All right

You've been needing better recon than you got all the way up there

No, no, no, I bought four cool cars

Okay

Two BMW M6s and a 72 3.0 CS hot rod little BMW

And a 93 M3

So one of us

No

Out of 180 cars and 9 million parts

Right

I bought four cars that are half ass but actually the 72 BMW I gave 5000 extra for a motor that was in a crater racing motor that came with us

Okay

Um, so anyway

And I'm going to send Mike back over there to Missouri and go through these cars with this guy because it's going to be a painfully slow process

Is this another auction that's going to be live?

No, I was trying to sell him on that. I was like dude, here's what you need to do

You need to auction all this stuff at where it says how it goes let it rip and you can watch ours this weekend

We're doing it here in two

Hell it's an hour and 15 minutes away at gmtv auctions.com. That's how you need to get rid of this stuff

No, I won't bring it off. I'm like, yeah, okay. I mean because that's the money, right? That's the real world money. Um

Strip club Dorian Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania WDVE. How the hell are you?

Uh

We're gonna be better after monday

What under the knife what for?

Good they find they found a tumor inside me and they're gonna operate its malignant

They're gonna cut it out on monday is malignant good or bad

Well, no, it's in a good location. I got the top cutter in pennsylvania doctor

He's not at um, are they gonna have to cut where where's it located?

Below my navel they're gonna go into the front of me

Are they gonna is it is it intestines?

Yes, are they gonna have to cut it and put you on a colostomy bag?

No, no, not on a bag, but I'll end up seven to ten days in recovery at

At that hospital pass of it, but this is the top guy at upmc

What are the girls at the strip club going to do for the next week without your tips? They don't know

They don't know they don't know nothing only you and your your people know, okay

That's a good one in my in my god here my my my friend dany who was a medic at a navy just showed up with some gifts for me

Okay, well, we will be praying for you strip club dory and and maybe why he's in there

He will uh fix now. What what is your level of blindness right now?

I'm totally right. Well, what if they pull that thing out of your butt and you see again? Oh

Well

It'd be a miracle and I'll blame you for it. Good because I think that's what's gonna happen

I think you're fixing to see the light. Do you have um

Todd run grin we'd like to play that song for dorian. I saw the light

It's a really good

Dorian this one goes out to you speaking of um

Hold on wait. Oh you want to get there? Yeah, I'm just thinking

Well, I saw I saw the light by hank williams

No, no

It's not I saw the light. It's uh

It's a yeah, I saw the line. Yeah, this guy's name is Todd runburn. He plays every instrument of this and he's a cross-dresser

So just to recap the call one

I've never heard anybody say in a prayer

Uh strip club dory and let's pray for i'm praying for you strip club and then

You think that taking something from his butt. I think the tumor is making him blind

Wow, that's what I think I think you should stay in the career you're in

And then oh my god dedicate this to him. Yeah, right. Yeah, this is goes out strip club dory and the blind man

I'm just thinking about all the places we can use that audio drop where john said I think if they pull that out of your

Butt you're gonna be able to see

Turn it up

In your eyes

In your eyes see it all comes together at the end. I've got I've got a method to my madness

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Do we have time for their kasey kason this week? Do we yeah? We have time for it if you want to go now

Okay, and we'll go out with that song that we selected for the kasey bit very good. Let me go get him for you

Kasey kasey kason

Good morning, johnny. How are you doing? Hey, we have a fun song here for you and a dedication well gang

Every once in a while we get a letter that reminds us what radio is really all about

This one comes from jeremy

Ailey

Jeremy ailey and his 10 year old son jeremy jr. And he writes dear john. Do we have any music for this?

Yeah, when you just say the dedication, okay?

My son jeremy by the way is uh without a doubt one of your biggest fans when he heard that you were tiring john

He absolutely was devastated. He genuinely looks forward to the show every single week every saturday morning

Starts exactly the same way before the coffee even kicks in before the dog goes outside

Jeremy jr. Says dad are we gonna listen to john clay wolf today?

Well, we've spent years writing around together listening to the show laughing at the callers and probably learning a few things that a 10 year old should know

I wanted to ask if there's any chance john that you could give jeremy ailey jr. A quick shout out on the air

Shout out jeremy hearing his name from you would really absolutely make his day and honestly would make me the coolest dad in the world

Thank you for all the years of entertainment laughter and memories you've provided

To listeners like us. We wish you nothing but the very best in your retirement

sincerely jeremy ailey proud to have of jeremy jr

Thanks for spending your saturday mornings with us

Thanks for being part of the wolf pack and remember if your dad ever says he's gonna buy you a car get it in writing

So from your dad from us and who clearly your dad thinks the world of you

Here from the john clay wolf show is brad paisley your long-distance dedication

mud on the tires

I've got some big news

The bank finally came through

And i'm holding the keys to a brand new chevrolet

Have you been outside?

Sure is a nice night

I've got a little test drive down by the lake

There's a place i know about

Broadcasting live from the wolf radio studios. It's time for the john clay wolf show

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Now john clay wolf george

Jorge in california

How's it going john good good? What's on your mind?

On the bike and yeah, you made my morning that last segment with the

Let out your butt, you know might bring his bike back. Yeah

That made me laugh. Yeah, that was

I need a good laugh. I haven't had one in a while. We're in california be staying

In orange. Uh, i'm down there a lot

Yeah, okay. Yeah here in orange

So this is your it's just says first time caller. So this mean first time listener. Is this the first time you've ever caught us?

Yeah, actually it's my first time calling and i'm first time listener as well

We've been doing it 20 years. It's my first time ever calling

20 years 20 years you're a little late buddy. Where you been?

Yeah, right? What station have you been listening to on saturdays then if it's not klo s

Well, um, you know what not much actually

Not really. Um, I don't you know just 93 point

Was it 92.3? I don't know the beat and uh, are you black? You know, uh, no

Listen mate, what are you?

He's not a hater. He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist. He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist.

He's a Texan

Yeah, yeah, you're right the first time when you said hort head

The beat

The beat what kind of real mexican is listening to the beat?

Jorge

We gotta straighten you out

Yeah, right if i'm not listening to spotify, you know, um, what do you listen to on spotify?

The beat and hip hop to the hip hop the hibby to the hibby

Hmm a little bit of everything

Thank you. Well, I'm glad we've got you hooked. You're stuck for life now

You need to go to jcw show.com and click join the wolf pack

Because you're catching us at the end of this whole mess now

We are going to keep something going but we're not exactly sure what yet our last terrestrial show is scheduled to be june 27th

Which is our 20 year celebration and there is a chance that this is all a falsehood because I am in negotiations with radio

Companies right now

That we might continue. However those negotiations yesterday

It's like the iron deal

We're good. Yeah, they're gonna do what we want. They're gonna open the straight horn booths. No, they're not. Yes. They are

No, they're not. Yes. They are so I don't know. All right

Jorge, Jorge interesting 800 800 7234 800 800 radio the calling number is

800 800 radio we have a the video to go with this story

It's kind of a weird one. Hang on tight. Arizona police officers and wildlife officials

Responded to a call about a bear. He climbed up a tree. This bear was up a tree in a residential area, right?

So what they do they tranquilized the bear you make sense. Okay, because they didn't they don't want him coming down

Yeah, okay, so they tranquilized him and then okay, the bear's now going to fall out of the tree

So they all get underneath the tree and they get this big tarp out

They're gonna catch the bear and that's what happened to number five. She's coming

A hard fall man that way the bird didn't get hurt

And they all backed away and then the bear looks dead

No, no, no, the bear's just tranquilized. He's he's sleeping the weirdest part when he woke up

He came out here

Tell you what

What normally they bring us high chiatris from the wildlife department

Right to walk you talk you down when I hike all the way into a damn

Residential area right and climb up a tree saying hey, I'm a bear

That's obviously drug seeking behavior. Oh, is it? Oh, yeah, so when they tranquilized me boom, I was happy

But they usually wait till I'm halfway down the tree. Uh-huh. I'll give him a little

Oh, that let's him know. Oh shoot him shoot him. That let's him know

They didn't they shot me while I was in the tree still up in the tree. I thought I could hang a minute

Did you ever see peak floor of the wall? I did. Okay

You know, you know the comfortably dumb part right where the cigarette burns all the way down in figures

He starts melting. It's all famous. The doctor says I think that we can go now

That's what I felt like when I was in that tree and then you said and then they look under me. They got a trampoline

I thought oh, what fun. This would be a blast

It wasn't no fun at all. No, you just hit the ground. I'm gonna sue the wildlife department for

Uh, $40 40 why and the cops for 10

Because that's 50 right there. I could get me a you know, what'd you give me yet quarter ounce of good grass?

It stay out of town for a while

Oh, don't smoke and bear only on this just thought if you could hear me

Right not if you can hear me. I understand. Thank you. Thanks for coming in. Well, be careful

Did we cover the wall? Did you cover the adults broke into fist fight melee during kindergarten graduation?

We have a video to go with this one too kindergarten graduation fight

One of the teaching the kids these days a new viral video shows actually multiple adults not just one or two

I'm gonna guess that this was in a town of 12,000 having a fist fight at a kindergarten graduation

Maybe six it was ben franklin school in harrisburg, pennsylvania

Here's some of the man. Here's that's right. Here's some of the melee actually the parents going crazy cut three

The ceremony that was supposed to celebrate little kids moving on to the next grade level turned into a brawl

Screaming and yelling is heard all throughout in the video

You see a baby was caught in the middle of it as someone on the ground was getting pinned down

It's terrible. I can't believe that that's something that would happen

I don't know why you would fight at a kindergarten graduation because you're endangering not only my children

But the other children that are in the room as well. We need to grow up

They don't sound like they fight like lutherings. No, they don't to me not to just to you

Well, that's fighting about probably where somebody was sitting or somebody's kid didn't get along with the other kid

Your child bit my chill. I'm only you in here now, but that

I

Think that's what it was one of the kids bit the other kids because kindergarten's will do that

They'll bite and then the you know the parents finally see each other

Kids don't want to bit me. Oh, knock you out. How much are these world cup tickets?

Somebody said they're 60,000. Well, it depends on where of course. Um, I've seen them dropping but they were at

like for

Cowboy Stadium, right? You have to call it actually you think they call it dallas stadium for the world cup

It can't call it 18 t stadium. They were 3000 dollars

Just to get in the door just to get in the door for the work the cheap seats really now

I think they're gonna probably drop to about a grand. Okay for the cheap seats games

That's just me because there's not a lot of

Are you anybody excited? I guess well

You are which is odd that you're interested in this but not a lot of people are and so I think those seats will drop down

So don't disturb my

No inquiry with excitement. Okay

You know, it's interesting about that john the parking at at and t stadium is being reacted it up for this event

As opposed to concerts and just like a cowboys game. Yeah

Way out there. What does it cost to park for a cowboys game? I've not been I saw the eagles there a couple weeks ago

And it was I think I paid 55

If I was a guy looking for a Norwegian gal I'd go to the sweden games

That's that's why okay now he's well my wife brought this up yesterday

She wanted to go see sweden because we've got some free tickets from a vendor that gave them to us

Actually 22 says and it's that night after the 27th or show

That I've got tickets that evening, but she said I'd rather can you swap them with somebody and go to

Sweden since it's next to Denmark because she's Copenhagen. She's from Denmark

And I was thinking you know, I just think about things

And I was like, I bet there'll be a lot of guys at that one

Because because I know there'll be a like all the good sweetest chicks that are near or will travel

Might be there. You just got to think about these things. So the 27th, that's like uh,

She doesn't like the way my mind works like that

She should be over it. How long have you been married 20 years? Okay, and this has been a long time

I mean, I got her every certainly. She's had a good time. I've had a good time

It's all worked out. Everybody's got a bunch of kids got a nice house. She doesn't like the way my mind works

A little late to worry about that, baby

Charlie you look lost. No, I'm totally mesmerized by this theory of attending the swedish

Soccer tournament. No, I'm trying to see what game that you have tickets to that's what I'm trying to figure out

Like the crowd's gonna be this giant pillow fight with blonde women. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Okay. So that's a huge game, john

Is it who is it jordan vs. Argentina? Where's jordan? Where's jordan?

Messi's gonna be there. Yes. So what's that ticket word who is mess? That's a lot job. So I got hooked up. Yes. All right

Thank you. You cannot give that ticket up. Thank you commerce bank

I mean, that's huge

All right. Well, I'm going I was gonna I shouldn't have said anything. I could swap them off for the swedish game pretty easy

Yes, wow for sure

Who knows jordan like michael jordan now in the country jordan

Where's that is that in south america or africa probably that sounds like dubai is jordan's middle east eastern

Yeah, south south south east harry arm pits on the gals with that one

It's in western asia

That's like it's an aeroplane. It's not a pretty part of it. Yeah, but argentinians. Yeah, that'll be fun. Yeah

All right, i'm going. Yeah, honey. We're gonna see sir most favorite hooker in pakistan

I

Very nice

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The car thing's been pretty blah

Some mild out no the lady with no shoes and no exhaust was cool

In tennessee a car wasn't 97 ultimate with 220 000 miles

I was like, what is that noise in the background? Are you in the car? Yeah?

Well, my exhaust thing came off a while back

Had a welded back on need to weld it back on

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This is the john clay wolf show steven houston 05 silver out of 2500 diesel with

335 000 miles in a two-wheel drive

Ouch steve this is a tough one

Yeah, uh, just calling for entertainment purposes primarily

I don't think you'll pry it out of my hands. They get a lot of utility out of it

It takes takes the boat to the boat launch every once in a while. Wonderful news. You're sharing with me, sir

I was worried I was gonna buy it. Did you say you sold us a car a while back or is that somebody else?

No, I did not I had never had okay. Well, let's just keep it that way. Thank you

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Mike and denver your pathfinder is a tranny

Yeah needs a tranny. Okay

male or female

Who drove it? Yeah

My wife drove it. Okay

19 pathfinder 78 000 miles those cbt transmissions cost $5 000 this car is worth

I don't know three grand

Okay, all right. Well, yeah the transmission on that thing is just terrible terrible to fix

Phil in Oklahoma

There you go. I was worried that your 18 accurate had low miles on it

But and you wouldn't be a real oklahoma, but it's got 140 so that's good news

They're gonna let you stay. Yeah, it's a it's a mild out

Oklahoma car

I bet you want way too much because that's the way oklahomans work with their mild out oklahoma

There's like facebook groups of hard-ass oklahomans that just trade on high money

Like i'll give you too much for mine and you give me too much for yours so we can hold the market out on these mild out junks

Um, I don't know dude. I mean it's got 140 out of 16 is probably worth

7 grand

7 grand what do you want for it? Uh, no

Oh, well, I'm just checking uh, just looking around you gotta want double from you gotta

Whatever my number is you've got to want double that because like buying cars high mileage cars off oklahomans and buying

collector and classic cars

Way I've trained my buyers is just say just go into it thinking half because that's going to be about right

What the money is what were you wanting for it like 14 16 15?

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A lot of times you need to go to another dealer to get a realistic number to come off the mountaintops

and

Get into reality and so we love it when you get that bit already so that we can talk about the real money

You know car max is 6500 worth seven if they're eight grand

We might be nine we might hitch it 65 and they're seven then we start looking hard. Ah, you know, we'll give you 63

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Victor and mission Hills, California my favorite drunk hispanic mexican. I mean a mechanic mechanic mechanic

John yo

Uh crab was asking what are you guys gonna do?

I already told crab tell crab to leave me alone. I've done. I've got I don't know yet. Are you talking about the 20th?

Yeah, yeah, you you peeled out before you even told them Scott and Kayla

Your favorite your favorite wolf tag member Scott is coming down from vegas

Well tell Scott and mcgayla they're listening right now. Let me figure this out. I'll know next weekend because

carolin chem will put together a

Um

documentary for k-rock and they're going to screen the k-rock documentary and I thought it was at one

And adam was going to do the show with me before from the same place

And his manager called me because adam's like sure and his manager called me said that will not work because

That place has a lot of windows and we can't scream a moot screen a movie in a daylit place

It's got to be a night. Yep. Like okay, so I've got to figure it out and I've just got so many things. I'm working on right now

Um, I just hadn't gotten to it, but I will promise I'll I'll know next week. Stay tuned. It's a cliffhanger

And I didn't mean to call you

I was trying to be like

No, like I said my favorite has I said my favorite

Hispanic

Mexican and what I meant was my favorite Hispanic

mechanic

Mechanics that's what you meant. There's a difference. I had a Freudian slip

And speaking of that we're going to have obi-wan

Kenobi

Give us an update

On star wars man, Mexican star wars victor who I know that you've been waiting to see why it's kind of like me and

Retire and quitting radio is never seems to happen. It's coming. Mexican star wars is coming. Let's go

Pressure to get this out in the theaters

There he is. Buenos dias, senor. Obi-wan

Kenobi

He's been waxing since we spoke and so you may have forgotten

I am Juan solo. Oh, that's right. I'm sorry. It has been a while

I'm having Freudian slips left and right on the latino version of the star wars

That we make it in mostly in mexico

Very well done. Oh

And we have a character named obi-wan gonzalez

Who is the enemy of dark vendor?

And the other characters that we are doing right now. We have okay. Okay

The new team

With all these star wars heads

I'm sorry, but they are yes star wars heads is the mandaloria. Yes with grogu now. We've got a name like a mandaloria

Would you not consider him already a little his panic? Yeah, yeah, because he does

He does he does the actor's name is uh, ricardo montalban or something like that

Ricardo montalban something like this. Yeah, it sounds just like the man from fantasy island. Okay

That's who it be not the one that says the plane. No, that's the short guy. Yes

Also very hispanic very I think

But the grogu the little baby Yoda. Yeah, I think this is so we're doing a new movie

There's a different kind of a spin spin if you ever saw about last night

I did with dammy moore dammy moore's and rob a lull right problem

Who looks a little hispanic in many of his movies? He's not he's not

No, he had a name like lull. No

Don't be racist, but if we if we took him to shoot pool

And gave him a nico name like a lullo

A what name?

Nick this my friend a lullo. You may know him from st. Helmholtz fire correct

Yes, so we make a movie like this that is romantic teen with the mandalorian

And you know the yoda. Yeah, and you know the baby joda. Yeah

But yoda had a sister

And the mandilorian and the sister got together and got it on because she's freaky

She's not with a with a yoda

And so the biggest secret and we don't reveal this until the sequel of mandalorian and grogu too or perhaps trace

The mandalorian has known all along that baby grogu is he's so oh, we know it

That's why he liked him so much because someday he could borrow him money

So in part three and this will be years away because we're still doing the return of vendor. Yeah

Still working but it's going to be very romantic and we've actually signed

Demi Moore you've signed Demi Moore for the film

Her new name will be

Rosanami

Amore

And so bigger things happening in the mexican star wars universe, but this mandalorian thing

We got to get over and get done with yeah because there's not enough one solo

And we get so many leaders

From fans and friends and countrymen about little baby pants that look as Skywalker

So we got to get back to basics more droids and more hookers with laser blooms

laser guys, we have so many treatments out there. So it sounds like yeah, that's why they can't get anything done

They got too much going on these don't sound like hispanics

I don't know what

John's saying that hispanics get things done. Yeah. Oh

Yeah, that went right over me. Yeah

It sounds like they work hard

He's not a hero. He's a texan. He's the accidental racist sounds like a bunch of methods

There's no it's a man. Yeah, just scattering around doing all this stuff have all these plans

And then never get anything done nothing ever happens sounds to me like you don't work in the film industry

But that's whatever I put out a 30 minute film once a week and there's one that goes up today at 12 o'clock

But and all you do is talk about the mandolin

Mexican Mexican Mexican hookers throw down

You and Mexican hookers that shoot straight and you've been talking about for four years

You haven't shown us any film yet. That's so what do we do? But what do you do to us?

12 o'clock how to act like a little kid

So the video will be first at 12 o'clock and then the auction it's on a different channel

There's a live stream if you go to jcwshow.com you get the live stream channel and you've got the videos channel

There's just a lot of stuff going on so much going on

I mean speech impediment tarant sometimes I wish that I spoke like you so that I just didn't have to explain myself all the time

I say

If Marilyn Monroe would feel live on monday, she would be 100 years old

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Morning everybody. Hey, remember g m tv auctions.com that we have a

At 150 cars that we're selling absolute to the public

It starts in 15 minutes g m tv auctions.com right now

I'm looking at a 99 corvette with 7000 miles of red one and it the bid is sitting at

Oh, I saw it just a second ago. It's sitting at like 10 grand

No 12 grand so that like in our lane. It's like a 23 grand car. Yeah, so there's gonna be some deals here

There's an 09 accord with like 22 000 miles on there. It's at 9 grand. Oh, wow. Yeah, all right

That one's kind of woken up. Yeah, but there's a lotus a spree turbo in there with 20 000 miles

It's sitting at 9 grand. There's a bunch of mopar rollers

Um, we bought two estates is is really what happened and and instead of doing our normal thing with them

We're just selling them online and where they sit

They groups and one groups in alabama at the at the deceased house and the other is in houston in brookshire

And in a throat what we call lay down yard in that stupid uh lifted um

limo that I bought in oklahoma. It is sitting at 15 five

Really? Yeah, damn. So those cars are all going to sell here in 15 minutes and we're going to go lot by

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Johnny cash gary cash jepp ready. Yeah, and then jepp ready. God. We got a lot to do in this segment

I don't think we can get to all that. Okay. We got Johnny cash

Male from jail

Well, that's Johnny cash. Yes jepp ready. I like jepp ready better. You want to do that first? Yes, okay?

We can get that first. Okay

Host are you ready?

Let's be time to test the intellect and pop culture IQ of our own john clay wolf show crew

Let's take a look at our categories ready category one a name for a name song titles that mirror anomalies events and occurrences and

Category two who came first name the predecessors to these replacement performers ready play jepp ready

Hey, there's a white and red 94 corvette here

That's absolute sale. Where's this here at 40?

GM tv auctions.com it sells here in 15 minutes

47 000 miles lot number

4600 or no 104

It's sitting it. It's sitting at 4600

Really dollars. Yeah, that's a steal. So can I bid on this stuff?

Sure. If you want to buy something i'm just gonna let it rip. Here's a 81 rolls roy silver spur that's sitting at $2 000

Here is a 60 000 mile 98 4d f 150 that's sitting at $5 000

Yeah, okay, so go ahead. Sorry. I'm just i'm kind of getting a little disappointed because these bids

I've did an absolute auction and these bids are short

GM tv auctions.com

Go grab you some here we go in category one questions

Question number one the scorpions made their first big splash with this song from 1984 that included

The name of one of nature's most violent weather anomalies. I'm still loving you

No, no, that's incorrect which occur most commonly in tropical or subtropical area

JD. Yeah, I'm gonna take this. No, you're not ready your turn

Wow

You already guessed give that was that was me trying to be funny. That wasn't a guess. I want to win. Damn. I'm sorry

Go ahead. JD. Oh, I'm not why don't we both get it jd and jones?

123 at the same time one can I have the correct answer, please rock you like a hurricane. That's correct

We'll give you both points. I did I give both

Yeah, you did it. You did it any okay

Slide and in there. Let me give you the wrong answer first. All right question two

One of the eagles early hits was named for this legendary american actor of the 1950s who the lyrics said ding ding ding

John james dean who is james dean? Wow. That's why are you such a bitch?

Try to be like you

Hey

Fighting with the character. He's still mad about the one solo thing. I called one solo method

He's all pissed off saying you can't talk about the characters like that. It hurts the show

John

What the hell

If you thought you could get to me I'd have been gone a long time ago. We're so close to having the show over there

We're trying to have fun. Yeah prick

question three

Though he was the first third students to appear with mo and larry in their standalone three-man act

Curly

Though being everybody's favorite was actually a replacement for this actor who was the oldest of the howard brothers

The actor or the the character

the actor

Last name howin

Not mo or curly ding ding not run jadie. Who's shimp? Who's shimp?

Look at that

You gotta be 90 years old. Look at that 12 and a half. I gotta be 90 years old. Not me and bob both hate you

I ain't hate nobody man. You just watch your mouth

I don't do this. Don't talk about his character. So it's fair. Yeah, yeah, what the

Category two questions here we go before 1980s back in black

Fans wondered if brian johnson could handle duties of acdc's

Noodle lead singer after replacing this iconic original frontman

Thing to name his bones scott. That is correct. Nice

question two

Coy and vance

Were obviously no match for these popular tv characters who were the original occupants of the general lee on televisions

The dukes that has ding ding who was bone luke? That's correct

And you guys are you had three to three now that's knock down drag out here question three

Let's go for the replacement guy on this one. This actor had the dubious expectation of replacing charlie sheen on the immensely

positive

three and a half men

Two and a half men ding ding ding all right pre k who's astin kutcher? That's correct. Oh, he's on the board everybody

He's got a shot now because aren't isn't it time for a double jeopardy into the bonus rounds we go back to category one this

moderate steely dan hit from their katie lide album

Shares its name with two historical and cultural occurrences a gold panic that triggered a financial crisis in 1869

And in the modern day a national sales holiday held on the day after Thanksgiving

Ding ding ding dj what is black friday? That's correct

Oh pre k is time

It comes all right in the category two

Though he's ledgers widely consider the actor with the best performance of the joker in the movies

Many still consider his predecessor in the role from 1988's batman to have been the most fun to watch

Ding ding ding jady who is jack nickleson? That's correct. Oh, I was gonna say danny devido

JD has five also very good as penguin. I love those. I love those bad

You got one more because jady's leading five to three to three

I'm sitting here looking at these damn auction prices, and I'm getting pissed off. So I'm not paying attention. Here we go

question three last one up gmtv auctions.com

There's gonna be some bargains here in a second. This is disappointing guitar god jimmy page was never replaced in led zeppelin

Dealers i'm telling you right now go to gmtv auctions.com if you want to steal some stuff

If I wouldn't my auction i'd buy myself

Go ahead

But he previously took over the job of two successive great lead guitars in the yard birds. Can you name either of them?

What no repeat the question

Jimmy page was never replaced in led zeppelin, but he previously took over the job of two

Different successive great lead guitars in the yard birds

Ding ding ding one is there clap it? That's correct

But that's you said them so it's plural

No, just just one's fine. Okay, if you got two you got more points though

Yeah, jeff beck the other one is jeff beck

Look at that you just won with that. Did you see how he's such a bitch that he couldn't say nice work john?

That's really good. I'm proud of you. He's like john. Yeah, i'm not a bitch. I'm a grown-ass man

I'm gonna make you pay for that. Okay

Jesus here we go

Nuffs enough

We don't call names

With grown-ass people. I'm gonna make you pay for that. I'm gonna tell you pay me

All right

Wow

Good game who won you won with that extra bonus there that he threw you the bone too. I literally didn't listen to half of it

I know you didn't you just don't want you what were you worried about now

I'm worried about this auction that starts in like three minutes at gmtv auctions.com. I'm looking at these pre bid prices

Uh, this is not enough money. This is I hope that the people get in start bidding

This 81 vet and that car's okay kind of me gonna be all right, man

I'm walking with a high wire without a net on this one. This is kind of stupid. I probably shouldn't have done this

This is gonna cost some money dealers if you're listening tell me I would go to gmtv auctions.com right now

There's some good cars in alabama. I didn't I bought an estate a big one and didn't we we started them and washed them off

And we put new batteries in them and got them running and I didn't move them

I thought that this would be a cute way to try to do this and it looks like it's gonna cost me dearly so

Yeah, they've been reconned. I mean there was like not recon is a strong word

No recon in the sense of batteries and cleaning. Yeah, we just got them running to make sure because they've been sitting

This guy passed away, but there's a lot of good cars here, man. I mean there's a 99 vet with 7 000 miles

It's a half price

And with the anyway, okay

I've got to run down to the road house right now

And uh do this auction with kody. It's gonna be live on the stream too. It's gonna be live on the stream

So you'll stay on the stream the video goes up and watch it while you're waiting whatever

You'll figure it out speech impediment tarence and thank you for sharing your heartfelt story with us. That was very sad

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