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Last night, America won in soccer.

The Knicks reminded everybody this week that a 29-point lead is just a rough draft, and

Elon Musk got even richer because apparently $2 trillion wasn't enough.

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That Knicks game was a son of a bitch.

It was awesome.

It was amazing.

You know, it was interesting.

I was sitting in Philly with Pauly watching the game.

Was that Wednesday night?

Correct.

Yeah.

And that's a whole other story in itself, but I forgot about the hatred in Philly fans,

so they hate the Knicks.

You know, you would think like Dallas people like the Spurs because we're texting them.

And you would think that like Northeasterners like 13, Philly's like, oh, we're going to

go with the Knicks because they're partners.

The neighbors.

It's actually opposite.

Yeah.

He made a comment that was a little shocking to me and reminded me that we were in Philadelphia.

In the middle of this game, he said, I wish there was a school shooter that came out of

the stands and took all the Knicks out right now.

Damn.

That's Philly for you.

Hey, Pauly.

Maybe you should talk to somebody.

I was like, Jesus, isn't that a little harsh?

That's a Northeasterner for you.

Wow.

I'd sleep like a baby, get up and go to work in the morning and act like nothing happened.

I'm like, okay.

Damn.

Man, yeah, he must have not enjoyed seeing that come back at all.

But you know, I was kind of leaning towards the Knicks because I'm caught up in the fact

that they're underdogs.

Yeah.

But really I started checking myself.

Why am I not Spurs crazy is because I'm in Dallas, Fort Worth for the last several decades

watching the Spurs run the table for 30 years.

There are Lakers, right?

There are bulls for Texas.

Popovich Nation.

So watching them win again is like, ah.

If you didn't see it, it was a big deal because basically the Knicks overcame a 29 point deficit.

In history actually against the San Antonio Spurs, they win Game 4, excuse me, Game 4

of the finals.

In fact, we have the audio cut number two.

Oh, he misses.

Oh, he got, he tipped it in.

Oh, oh.

Eff me, baby.

That's what the Spurs felt like.

Right.

Did you stand up when you saw that tip in?

I knew it was going to happen.

And I stood up.

I was like, oh no.

Yeah.

It was funny.

I was texting John.

I was like that.

Half time, Wemby looked like a dog and they were up by 29.

Right here.

And I was like, man, hey, he's found it.

And then all of a sudden there was probably about four minutes left over texting back.

I was like, this is over.

There's no way.

I mean, they're completely choking.

Like they just disappeared.

Wemby disappeared.

Everybody on that Spurs team just like, oh, I don't, I've never had a lead before.

Who's the badass on the next with the cornrows?

He's their James Harden.

You talking about Brunson.

Yeah.

Former Maverick, by the way.

Right.

I didn't remember that he was a former Madden.

Him and Luca played together.

Can you imagine?

Yeah.

How dumb.

It was very dumb.

Just dumb, dumb, diddy, dumb, diddy, diddy, dumb, dumb, dumb girl.

Yeah, he's great.

I like he's great.

He's just, he's one of those hard workers.

He's not a superstar like you would think.

Real quiet.

I'm, I'm not a big Knicks fan at all.

My dad is, but I'm not a big Knicks fan at all.

And I'm kind of excited to see them do this without big superstars.

Because Wemby's a superstar.

He's, he's ready to go.

He take, he take over the four quarter superstar.

Correct.

He's just done have that dog yet.

I don't know if it's the dog.

I think it's just those big ass legs and trying to balance and keep from falling down.

I mean, I understand how he feels and it's just tiring.

Exhausting.

Knicks lead the series three to one game five is tonight.

Yeah.

And Jeff Carr, you know, last night when I was leaving the office,

our controller was in town from Iowa.

I'm like, hey, the game for tonight, right?

Or five.

Five. Yeah.

And he's like, let me look it up.

Yes, tonight.

So I went and got a big thing of beer and called mama and told her, hey,

we're watching the game.

I'm not coming out here tonight.

I'm going to stay in town and we had it already and nobody checked.

I took Jeff's word for it.

Yeah. So we had like a little family Super Bowl party at the house,

but there was no game or game.

So we were texted that you were going to stay home.

I thought maybe you were watching hockey.

No, I assumed you were watching the soccer game.

Right. I said the game.

Yeah. The game.

Right.

Dog game.

And the soccer game was, you know, it's fine.

What we went for one.

Yeah, they looked good.

I don't know.

It's fine.

If you've watched, I don't know if you watch soccer, but they looked like a different team.

Call Cal heard.

I was watching one of his clips early in the week and he was talking about how good

us is. He said, and he was naming off the people and why, because I'm unfamiliar

with soccer, but he said these guys should go for.

Yeah, they probably get to the least sweet 16, I would think.

I mean, they got them a lot of guys.

They've recruited that were barely Americans.

Like they were born here and then moved away real quick, right?

But they got them to come back, which is huge.

You don't usually have a lot of barely Americans that are still here.

A lot.

We do.

Right. Speaking of like those two cars that got dropped off in the shop outside,

I need somebody, I need a barely American to complain them.

All right.

I know about 282, 288 M five M six BMWs and a 1971 3.0 CS.

And they're dirty.

They came, we've fished them out of a barn and a 93 M three barn find.

Yeah. And they still look barn finding, but I thought the barely American was going

to come get them ready for me so I can join this weekend.

Asking you to stop.

Please.

I want that shirt.

Barely American.

He's a great guy.

Yeah.

He's the hardest worker son of bitch we have.

They are hardworking.

Well, not they.

This one.

I mean, there's some bad ones.

There's some barely Americans that aren't worth a damn.

That's right.

What are we talking about?

Nobody.

Nothing.

Anybody can wash a car, John.

Yeah, but not like this barely American.

This guy.

I'm so trying to help you.

He can run a buffer.

There is.

Like you've not.

There is a learning curve.

There is a quality of work curve.

I remember when Cheech and Chong were in the studio and I had them redo

Mexican Americans.

That was like 15 years ago.

Barely American.

Get a pearly morning.

Mexican Americans are in the NASCAR and skiing and done another white.

Oh, wait.

Mexican Americans have like education.

So they go to night school and take Spanish and make a bee.

We'll have to find that and play under the 27th.

Yeah.

The anniversary last terrestrial show at the gas Monkey Ice House.

Yeah.

Yep.

Dallas, Texas, set your calendar.

We will be there and I'm going to have the F six there.

The Ferrari has been all over the Internet a little too much.

I had somebody call me yesterday.

It's like, dude, I'm sick of seeing this thing in my feet.

Yeah.

I'm sick of it.

You said you're starting to bug me.

I said, I'd call Rollins.

I didn't I didn't over show it.

It was showing up a lot.

Hey, I'm I mean, two weeks.

Man, we got two weeks left.

I've been doing the show for 14 years, 13, 14.

It's been a while.

It's going to be weird.

Yeah.

Everybody's calling me.

Hey, man.

I'm like, I don't know.

Where are you going to be?

There is a chance that we do stay.

What?

There's a chance I'm in negotiation.

I mean, I just told them what it takes to stay.

And I was like, y'all aren't going to do this, but this is what it would take

for me to keep going.

And you get and they and they've come back with some options that are

definitely a better deal than what we have now.

OK.

But I don't think it's enough.

I mean, I'm like, no, I got to have this.

You got to have this.

Right.

Yeah, I get it.

And we'll see.

I doubt it.

But we'll see.

OK.

I just want to stay home and watch cartoons, man.

I haven't seen the Super Friends since 1979.

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Dear Peter, give me back my bullets.

There you go.

What were you saying?

You hadn't seen Super Friends and said, yeah, I don't know what

what I would do without Saturday morning.

It's going to be very odd.

I was thinking about that driving out here this morning.

It's going to be weird because the structure of having to be on this

microphone at eight oh three a.m.

Every Saturday morning for the past 20 years is I've just gotten used to it.

Well, very used to it.

Sure.

Yeah, you know, that's that's your organizational process.

And I'm telling you, it's not and you've come a long way as an entertainer

and as a public speaker, especially.

Wow.

But it's not your but background.

And I'm telling you, when you lose it, the first time you lose it, really

lose it, lose it like you're going to miss that outlet, man.

Oh, yeah.

I'm telling you.

Yeah.

Talk me in the same.

You'll bounce off some walls.

Was that a compliment from Bobo?

Kind of was.

I'd like to act like that didn't just happen.

Oh, shut up.

It really was.

It was because I can't be hard on him if he's being nice.

He's being a pisser, dude.

What?

Geez.

He's every time I get mixed up with a bunch of white people.

I know.

This is what happens.

Honky, honky, pre-k.

What is pre-k?

Everybody's honky, but pre-k is a white.

He's a black, white man.

I've got some very pre-k.

Is this in your soul?

Is this a shtick?

What age did you did you decide to become a barely American?

Look, I've said it before, man, from the womb to the tomb.

All right.

Actually, no, I'm just playing.

This has been a whole trick.

I actually talk like this.

Like what age did you go to become a black man?

You know, it's, um, I get, I get flashbacks.

It's like talking to guy like, when did you realize you were gay?

Stop.

I'm not saying being, when you took on, you identified as an

African-American and that didn't have anything to do with gay.

It was just a change in your life.

It was a switch.

Yeah.

Lifestyle.

What age did you decide that you were, you know, not, not, not what you look like

in the mirror?

Well, you know, just like, just like gay people, I was born this way.

Take us out with that.

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Yeah.

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Jay in Floral City, Florida.

You've got a 19 tundra TRD.

With 38, you want $48,000 for it?

Yeah, that would be nice.

I mean, can I buy a brand new one for that?

Yeah, probably.

Yeah.

So are you just are you autistic?

Are you down Z?

Are you just borderline R-Tard?

What what?

Why can't I?

Why did you have to do?

OK.

I mean, I was consider hanging myself after that.

I was here with you with the speech impediment.

That's pretty rough.

Oh, yeah.

All right.

Well, and then you play the dust after it.

Thank you, Jay.

He caught that.

That's good.

I did play that.

It was very smart of him.

Well, this is why people love us.

Mike in New Orleans, real quick.

What's your what is your?

Oh, I took the wrong call.

Hang on.

Mike works at a sex shop in New Orleans called Mr.

Binkie's says he's mopping up right now.

Are you cleaning up after a hard night's work?

That's right.

OK, I'm going to put you on hold.

We're going to take a quick break in music, music break.

And when we come back, we'll have Mike from New Orleans

live from Mr.

Binkie's sex shop on Bourbon Street with an update.

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They say I drove a getaway car, but I cannot see I'm legally blind.

That's my story.

I'm sticking to it.

I'm innocent.

You can see that, right?

I'm legally blind.

I can see barely.

I'm innocent.

And mama, I love you.

POP.

I'll be there.

Right.

These are all good pimps, boy.

Baby, give me the bag.

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You got a dear John letter in your in your inbox.

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Mike in New Orleans, you tell me about Mr.

Binkie's.

So we're a little shop, a little adult, I guess hobby shop in

Harrah and I wish I could say it was the one on bourbon, but

I can't false claim like that.

You got all kind of toys and whatnot.

I can't get into it on the radio, but it's a pretty cool place.

I'm finishing my shift.

What is your age in the store?

And I'm 28.

And how long have you worked at Mr.

Binkie's sex shop?

About three years.

So you started at the ripe age of say 24 25.

Are you 25?

Yeah.

Are your grandparents still alive?

One of them is my paternal grandmother is still alive.

Are they aware of your place in employment?

Absolutely not.

Should we call her this morning and let her know that you have

graduated to Mr.

Binkie's?

Oh, God, please no.

What about your parents?

Do they are they aware of where you're employed?

My parents know they think it's hilarious.

Is it hilarious?

Good sports.

I think it's hilarious.

I get hit on sometimes.

There's some real interesting characters who come in here.

Are you bisexual?

I don't know.

I don't even know at this point, honestly.

I've tried so much.

I don't know where I stand.

I assume such.

That's where the question was sourced from.

I figured being in that environment long enough, you've probably

met a people.

Do you all have little rooms in Mr.

Binkie's?

That's what I'm mopping right now.

And do you ever do room service?

Somebody's got to do it, man.

Do you perform room service?

So far, no room service.

It's the people who enter enter your own risk kind of thing.

We don't have people who get paid to be back here or anything.

I bet you've been invited before.

Oh, I've been invited plenty of times.

I bet you've joined before.

Not one time.

Have you ever walked in?

Never offered me enough.

OK.

Yeah, I've walked in a couple of times when I was cleaning.

Yeah. A couple of people, they didn't get the message.

I'll go over the intercom and be like, hey, wrap it up, wrap it up.

Couple of people don't even listen.

Some of them get a thrill out of getting caught, I think.

We're on the phone with Mike in New Orleans, Louisiana,

a sex shop worker at Mr. Binky's Emporium.

Let me ask, does the room you're standing in right now smell like bleach?

Yes, absolutely.

That was what I was going to ask.

Is it does he use bleach to clean up?

Yeah. No, not bad. That's great.

I've got the lights all in my hands as we speak.

So what is the.

I'm not able to hear it. Let's.

Hear that? Yeah. That's good job, Mike.

Keep cleaning wax on, wax off.

So I've never I've never partaken in in in this.

But so what's the hustle?

Do you go in there and you rent a video or have a stream

and you go in the room and turn it on the TV?

Yeah, it's like a little boost.

You go in and you pay an entry fee and you can watch a little video.

Do you think in the book?

But why do you need to do that when you have it on your phone for free?

Great question.

That's the main thing I never understood with these people.

These people come in and buy these DVDs and spend hundreds of dollars.

I'm like, you know, the internet exists, right?

So how what percentage of your room attendees at Mr.

Binky's sex shop Emporium and extravaganza?

What percentage of the people go into the room solo versus with another?

Um, they all kind of go back here to interact with one another

through the rooms if you catch my drift.

Like the glory hole like Jerry Jones.

You said it about me.

OK. So are there glory holes between the rooms?

Yeah, I'm looking at two.

You know, I thought about this before.

And I built, you know, I'm not a carpenter, but I've built walls before, you know,

you frame them up with two by fours.

So you've got four inches of width and then you put sheetrock on either side

or in your case, probably that slick stuff.

But I mean, that's four inches, four and a half inches.

You've got to clear before you get to the other side.

And the average length of a U.S.

not American man is like 53 or 48 or something.

So how does that work?

Without being too generous?

Yes, I think they have custom built walls.

The ones I'm looking at, they look like about an inch and a half thick, honestly.

Well, that could be a new hustle for you.

See, like a lot of people that make a lot of money and have success in business,

they get started in a trade.

Sure. And then they really get experienced in the trade

and they come up with a new device and they leave places like Mr.

Binkie's and they start their own business.

And I think your business needs to be a skinnier wall.

You might be on the skinnier wall for your pleasure.

Captain with shorter toe ropes.

Yes. So like maybe maybe a.

Strong styrofoam, right?

And then, you know what?

Like slick wall is that you have to put for state spec on the in men's bathrooms.

You've got to have a slick wall double sided.

Yeah. You can buy it at Home Depot, double for marker walls.

Like you can use them for dry erase boards.

So take take a heavier foam.

Like epoxy, where you put two poxies together, blows up.

And then you have an inch or a quarter inch and then take those two dry erase

boards that you get in a depot and you shape them and you glue them to those walls.

And then you have prefab walls for the glory hole rooms.

They don't sound very sturdy, but you're going to have to give up.

So about every three feet, you need to drop a steel dial rod.

OK. Now you're talking.

Are you with me?

Sounds like we might have to do it together.

No, I can't. I can't be part of this.

No, John. I have a wife and kids and an image to maintain.

But I want to help people like you.

But she don't know I want to help people.

Young entrepreneurs.

Yeah, I want to see you guys pitch this on a show.

What is Shark Tank?

No sharks. My name is Mike.

All right, Mike, that's your that's your free free advice of the day.

God, the glory hole wall.

And you know how important we need to stop.

I'm sorry. Yeah, man, you're all hung up on length, though. Right.

All right. You got to let's to your old pal Billy Stark Billy here.

OK. Dirk Bigler.

We don't talk about average length.

There's nothing to do with the glory hole game.

All right. All right.

You're going to play now. I mean, it's pay for play.

I know. This is the pros.

Have you stopped saying the G word?

You eat all the cocaine you want.

You know, it don't matter.

They know. Listen, there's no regulations in this thing.

I mean, you're going to clear 12 inches

or you should be in the glory hole business.

12 inches break. Come on.

What are you, Mr. Ed? I'm asking you this stuff.

Well, everybody in the glory hole game.

It I'll never forget.

As a young boy, if he says it again, dump him.

But yes, I'll never forget as a young boy.

We were my dad was in the horses.

Oh, here we go.

And if you hand breed a horse,

like you let the stud out in the in the pasture

to service the mayors.

But like if you want to hand breed when you put them on

the stud in the mare, put holders on them, lead ropes

and the not a 100 percent American guys

hold the horses.

They live in that little trailer down there.

Barely Americans.

This is back in the 70s when I was watching the the guys

that were doing it were definitely barely Americans.

And and the horse would jump up on the on the other horses back

and service it.

And I was like, Dad, what's that horse doing to the other one?

And he said he's picking the stickers off of her main.

Oh, that's nice.

I've been to say, but I noticed this torpedo falling from below.

It's like, Jesus Christ, what's that?

So he would not need a quarter inch glory hole wall.

God, what?

That's the moral of that story.

So if you're doing it with horses, then you could don't have to go.

You could use a different spec.

Hey, I have a dear John letter.

OK, yeah, we don't we could do that next coming up.

Oh, yeah.

And at a time of darn, the like screw your letter, man.

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John in Florida, we're in Florida.

Yeah.

I'm down in the Trump land, West Palm Beach area.

What's on your mind?

The Bobo's we terrible with that with that mandolin thing.

I heard it this morning early.

That's a he's terrible at it.

And his impressions are getting worse and worse.

Every Spanish guy sounds the same.

Why?

Johnny Cash is all right.

Yeah.

Well, I mean, come on, Bobo, what are you doing over there?

Which one's all right?

Johnny Cash.

Johnny Cash is good.

You know, I've been sitting around waiting for opinions like yours

to come in and tell me how to do my job.

Here we go.

I know I'm just one of the guys in Florida

wants to sound like Joe Pessie, but it sounds kind of like a queer vision.

Hey, Bobo, your voice is good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They used to be angry.

Well, I'm a blind guy and I'm good with voices, Bobo.

Oh, sympathy.

Such sympathy for you, man.

Well, I know.

Yeah, you work on your thing and I'll work on my thing.

Should we have a voice off?

Yeah, I mean, John, if you want to try out for the impression job, we're all ears.

So what do you want me to do?

You want me to cry like a baby?

Oh, you know, that's not bad.

What else you got?

Very convincing.

What else you got?

Pretty good, right?

Yeah, it's pretty good.

What else you got?

Hey, let me see that.

I'm going to get the carmelis.

She's going to make the Gabba Gals.

Well, you know, in the gravy.

Pretty good, though.

I mean, it's not bad.

The word is Gabba Gull.

For a blind guy.

The Gabba Gals comes out of you, you know, in the morning.

The Gabba Gals.

You got to wipe it off the phone hole, you know.

All right.

So do you have a...

You were criticizing Bobo's Hispanic impersonations.

Do you have a better one?

No, I'm not really an impressionist.

Yeah, but do you not have a Mexican?

Depends on the mood.

Depends on the mood, I'm on.

He's just like Bobo.

He's making excuses.

So why you're buying time and putting together your Mexican impersonation?

Do you have it yet?

Can you fire?

This is my friend.

You know, I got to go down to the bodega and I got to get the complex

for the little children.

And my Cuban neighbor here, she's very nice, alien and blast.

They're from Cuba and they're very, very good.

Sometimes they talk like this and they go a little higher.

Cause they're the baby.

They're the menino.

You know what I mean?

These are the times I wish we had a video camera on our listeners.

This would be so funny if you watch him do this.

John, not bad for a white guy.

Thank you.

I'll take Bobo.

I'll take Bobo over.

I'll take Bobo.

I'll take Bobo over.

Mary and Houston, good morning.

You're on the air.

Hey, John, thanks so much for selling all my cars last weekend.

Oh, this is Mary who we bought her, the Mopars, the 7080 junk cars.

Did you keep score?

Okay.

So if y'all watch our YouTube channel, you saw us go down to Houston, meet Mary.

She's a longtime listener.

Her husband had a hoard of 71 to 73 chargers and she really didn't even know about them.

So she sold the whole junkyard to us and she wanted 150 grand and we gave, we did not

give her 150 grand.

And when we bought them, I thought that we were going to make some money.

Did you keep score of what, in there were a lot of parts.

So did you keep score of the total?

No, I did not.

I was on an airplane actually that whole afternoon.

I can tell you, so the auctioneers went down there, scooped all these cars out of your

place, right?

Moved them down the street, paid $5,000 rent for a laydown yard so we could sort them out,

moved all the parts, did a ridiculous amount of labor.

And the gross profit on the deal was, I think 16,000 on 90 cars.

You're kidding me.

No.

Then if you take the $100 a car, we paid to move them, that's 7,000.

And then the 5,000 for the laydown yard, so it was zero.

It was absolute zero.

And the auction, the auction company got 10% of the buy fee, which was about seven grand.

So they did like a ridiculous amount of work for seven grand.

I can promise you he would never do that again.

The auction company.

So if you're, it's not your fault.

It's not your fault, but I'm really glad that I held firm on my number.

Remember when we were negotiating, I was like, I'm not, that's it.

That's it.

I did the right thing by not bumping on price.

So feel good that.

Well, I really appreciate you taking care of it all.

You don't know how much a relief that is for me.

So.

Well, it is handled.

And my kids.

And if you want to, I'll tell you if you want to do a, I don't know.

You know, we sold that rolls for you.

Yeah.

I think it brought three grand.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

If you want to, I can tell you the auction company's upside down in the deal.

So if, if you want to just give them that as a tip, I would.

That'd be fine.

It would be the right thing to do.

I'm telling you, they did a ridiculous, they're still down there today meeting people with

wreckers and haul trucks and loading them out with their, with their forklift.

Yeah.

That anyway, I would do that for them.

If I were you on those two consignment cards, you say you keep it because they earned it.

They earned it.

They, they can have it.

Yes.

All right.

Perfect.

I appreciate it.

Thank you for.

I appreciate it.

All that they've done.

Yeah.

Well, it was, it was a learning experience.

And I can tell you everybody that told me we were going to get rich on the parts.

Everybody was wrong.

But the entire container that we sold full of parts, it brought 1800.

It brought less than what you can buy the container for.

And those motor blocks brought like $40 in the box of carburetors brought like $60 a

set of Mopar doors, like for a 71 charger brought $10.

It was crazy, but we had 800 people online.

No, they should have gone for a lot more than that.

That's for sure.

They should have, but we had 800 people online.

And then what I didn't tell you all is there was a guy in New York or somewhere that bought

a bunch of these.

He bought like five of these cars.

He was a junk dealer and a bunch of parts and he had a stroke right at the end of the

auction.

Oh no.

Jeez.

So his wife called and said, we can't buy these.

You're kidding.

No.

So the auction company auction company gets on the phone and calls the backup bidder and

all this stuff and sells them for less to other people that bought other stuff.

I mean, they worked and worked and worked.

But anyway, good stuff.

It was good meeting you, Mary.

And I enjoyed doing the video with you.

Hey, I enjoyed doing the video even though I didn't know you were going to do a video

that day.

It was, it actually turned up pretty good.

You can see it.

Mary and myself buying these Mopar junk set or a YouTube channel to go to JCWShow.com.

Thanks Mary.

Okay.

What do we have?

You just lost a listener or a dear John or something?

Well, we had a dear John, but that was from her, believe it or not.

No, there's another dear John.

No, not what I forwarded you.

You're getting, you're getting rusty.

Maybe it is time to retire.

I think it's because JD did a lot of radio this week more than normal.

Mary Williams.

Thank you so much for purchasing my Brookshire Field of Dreams.

That's the email I got from me, from you.

Then I sent you the wrong one.

There you go.

He's getting kind of old.

Maybe it is time for you to retire.

I think JD should be more careful about what she melds and reads on the air.

There's somebody downstairs at our door.

Are we expecting somebody or do I need to go down with a gun?

No, no gun.

You can, it's somebody we expect.

They can wait until we're done with this one.

Don't shoot him JD.

I'm just saying don't show up at our door.

It may be donuts.

It's AO.

Oh, AO, okay.

All right.

Yeah, don't shoot.

I mean, you're just ready to shoot somebody JD.

I'm trying to sort it because out here in the woods, man, it'd be so easy to hire a

partner.

You know, I was driving around in DC and in Philly and New York City and Jersey this

week thinking about people in their cars listening to our redneck backwards ass up there.

Talking about this two horse, like Mystery Town, Walnut Springs.

I was like, it always hits me when I'm in the major metros and I'm realized that what,

I know what we put out on the radio.

And it is not in line with what they're looking at.

No.

Out their windshield.

Oh, no.

Oh, hell no.

Not even close.

Oh, hell no.

Different planet.

It is worse than, it's a bigger contrast than Justine Wilson doing his cooking show back

in the seventies across the country.

Oh, yeah.

It's very, but I could see how it creeps up on people because they get to escape the rigamarole

of the major metros and looking at the projects with blankets all over the windows and yonkers.

And I was speaking of if we do do, keep going, we did get, they did throw in

Q104 in New York City.

What?

Whoa, dude, that's huge.

They're trying.

Really?

But they chopped it off at 10.

Oh, it was showing us at 10 Eastern time.

It would.

Don't make it like it's real because we're negotiating.

It ain't real.

I mean, it's an offer.

They knew how important that one was to me and I just finally said, I don't even want

to continue this negotiation at all.

If WXQ Q104 in New York City is not on the table, if it's not on the table, let's forget

it and stop.

Let's stop.

I'm not doing it.

And it is the dumbest reason of all reasons.

It's all completely personal.

I mean, how many cars are we really going to buy out of me and head?

I don't know.

There's a lot of cars.

There.

How rough will they be?

Very.

That's that part, yes.

I hung out at this wholesale shop in Teterboro with these guys and I was seeing these cars

come in and they're edgy, dude.

I mean, kind of like he was teaching me about Hasidic Jews.

Oh, yeah.

That's a whole different animal.

What?

And like they buy it, they'll lease a car as a group.

Okay.

Kind of like gypsies down here.

No.

And they'll just like, so these cars never get off the road.

So they just go family to family.

Like it's like they're renting a community car.

So I've got it from three to six and then y'all can take it from six to nine and then

from nine to one, y'all can take it and just keeps driving.

All the Honda Odyssey Vans.

They just don't stop.

Yeah.

They're like little buses.

Tons of miles.

But I think when they get turned in, they might not have tons of miles.

Never mind.

We'll be right back.

808

But you know what I'm saying?

Yes.

Yep.

I do.

Nothing like a screwdriver.

What a little screwdriver and a computer system could change.

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Jack in Washington, DC.

What do you want?

What's up?

I heard you're talking about the Tillerboro.

You went over there.

I see little, uh, Jerome Avenue for about 15 years back in the seventies, eighties and

nineties.

Yeah.

And I used to buy all the foreign cars, by the way, because I was a foreign car wholesaler

in Washington, DC area.

We've set up a 250 cars a month back then.

Yep.

I was, I was buying and selling on the phone.

I had three phones running.

I used to go to Teterboro.

I used to go to the room over in Teterboro when I was early in my career and, um, and

buy from those guys.

Yep.

It's interesting.

Thanks for calling Jack.

He used the word T-bar when he first started.

Oh, that's the thing.

He can't say that on FCC radio, but if we were on YouTube only, then you could.

Correct.

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Speech and pediment, Terrence.

Give me three quick news pieces and make it snappy.

Speech and pediment, Terrence.

You there?

Yeah.

I'm here.

Three quick news pieces.

I'm off.

Ready to go.

I got plenty of story.

I just need three.

Okay.

One, go.

And I'm a math student.

Are you done?

Okay.

Story number one.

Hello.

Math student admitted in Texas.

He died there.

He was 45 years old.

He was on the run.

He ain't got a job.

He died there.

He was 45 years old.

He was on the run anyway.

Story two.

Go.

Okay.

Story two now.

The sperms, you know, they're like, you know, can I write?

Story three.

Go.

Hmm.

One, US and Iran are close to making a deal to end that war.

Get rid of it.

Thank you.

Speech and pediment, Terrence.

Good job.

Strong at the finish.

He was.

Dear John, we have dear John.

Dear John.

This one comes from Kelly Armstrong in Great Vine, Texas.

Dear John.

What is the white stick thing that John Clay sticks up his nose?

Occasionally, I think it might have maybe essential oils on it that he smells as I do also have

these.

Nope.

Cocaine.

And on a separate note, what happened to Uncle Roy?

Well, the first note, it's a boom, boom stick and it like, it's a menthol.

Menthol.

Yeah.

Shove it up my nose and take a hit off of it.

Like essential oils are smelling salt.

Wakes you up.

It just feels good.

I've always been a menthol, menthol queer.

I take Vix and stuck it up my nose in the mornings.

Don't get it.

Don't go to the bathroom right after that.

Why?

Especially like if you icy hot, which is heavy menthol.

And if you, if you go to the bathroom after having icy hot on your hands, you will, you

will light up with a heat that you didn't know existed.

But stealing and music will sound awesome.

I bet it will.

Yeah.

And the Uncle Roy, he's around.

He just retired.

Yep.

I wonder.

Yeah.

He's chilling home with his dog.

Every once in a while I'll text him and he goes, thanks for the, what do they call that

checks when you check for elderly, the wellness check?

Wellness check.

He goes, thanks for the wellness check.

How old is he?

70s.

Yeah.

75, probably something like that.

Yeah.

I remember when he got his prostate cancer fixed, they said they put a diamond, like a diamond

thing in his sphincter.

Whatever that is.

And then they would laser into it and kill the cancer.

Dorian and Pittsburgh, is that what happened to you?

Did they, did they laser beam your sack?

No, no, they went into the front last Monday.

I'm cancer free.

All right.

Congratulations Dorian.

Yeah.

I'm in recovery.

I'll be going to a rehab on this coming Monday.

They got it all.

For new listeners to the show, speech and pediment tarance is in Austin, Texas and blind Dorian,

the strip club provocateur is in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

So Dorian, did they laser beam your sack?

No, no, no, no.

I went in below my navel.

All right.

And I'm at North Hills Passive and Hospital, North of Pittsburgh and I'm sitting in, and

my doctors just came through to look at me and gave me another pill to take.

But it looks like I'll be in rehab on Monday.

Congratulations.

And all good John.

Thank you sir.

Completely gone.

Congrats man.

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We don't give enough attention to Florida.

Hi Florida.

Orlando Tampa.

Palm.

How the hell are you?

I think we're on in Gainesville too.

Or Tallahassee or something.

Anyway, Florida news.

Got it.

Now from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your

certified lifeguard, J.D. Ryder.

So what do all the retirees do in Florida?

Well this particular retiree, 79-year-old Florida man, been accused of getting a little

handsy with himself.

Not in front of his neighbors.

A matter of fact, in broad daylight while watering his yard, why of course he did.

What?

Here's the sheriff Grady Judd, who's always kind of fun.

He's always fun.

Grady Judd.

The sheriff.

He's a little humorous here, explaining about the arrest of Gary Goldter, Cate.

It was sunny and he was watering his grass with a hose in his right hand.

And he had his crank in his left hand.

And we don't like it.

So we arrested him.

There you go.

Wow.

It's a simple one.

A haiku.

He pulled start himself?

Yes.

There's a picture that goes with this one.

So if you want to see this picture or this story, go to JCWShow.com and click onto our

YouTube stream.

Florida man had plans to sell his Nissan Altima online.

Okay.

So you put up photos of the car.

You put up, you know, interior, exterior.

Well he accidentally.

I said, y'all, this is awesome.

He put accidentally put up a photo of him and his own, well we must consider his laver.

Here's cut number nine.

We have the photo too, by the way.

That's cut nine.

Sounds like a music bed or something.

It does.

Oh, that's I know why.

It's because we have actually his significant other in the studio with us.

We invited him out here.

His homosexual Puerto Rican lover.

His lover.

I don't know if that's, that looks more Asian to me.

We have a significant other with us here in the studio.

He's half Asian, half Puerto Rican.

Yeah.

Well, let's find out.

Well, let me, let me set this up cleaner for just people in their cars not seeing anything.

You've got a guy listing his car and he added pictures of his car to the listing.

And when he was going through his phone and he submitted the listing, he had a love picture

of him and his, his gay lover.

These are two, you know, 55 year old, heavy set homosexual Hispanic males that drive around

in an Nissan Altima.

And we have the gay lover on the air with us this morning.

Good morning.

I know what your name.

I'm sorry.

Greetings, my friend.

Good greetings.

I am the CEO.

Okay.

I missed that.

But all right.

The CEO.

CEO.

This is Korean for this.

You're Korean.

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Tim and Norman Oakley homie go boomer sooner. Good morning. You're on the air thunder up

You've got a 21 21 challenger 392 hemi SRT8 scat pack

Is it a hellcat engine? Yeah

Um, it's well, no let me turn my radio down right quick

Okay, I don't think that the scat pack came with a hellcat engine in that year, but you know, there's a lot of no no

No, it didn't it has a 392 hemi and

And I ordered the car with a six-speed manual transmission because I bought my first car when I was only 14 years old in

1967 Ford Mustang which was same year. I was born

Tell me more about your birthday

No, no, no, no, but I bought I bought a 67 Mustang which was the year I was born

It was it had a four-speed manual transmission, but I was only 14 years old when I bought it out of mowing yards and

John John wake up John

John sorry, dude

Anyway, you're watch South Park Kenny dies

That's what just happened if you don't shut up about your your childhood I can't bid the car

Okay, okay the car I

Took it in to a local Dodge dealer. Okay, stop. Just stop

Oklahoma I

Want to be nice, but I've got to keep this moving do me a favor Tim

I'd love to buy the car and I'm not a jerk in real life

But on the air I am go to give me the Vin comm loaded up

Some of my guys will deal with you and they have more time than I do to listen to what happened at the Dodge dealer

When you first got laid what kind of transmission you're 1967 Mustang head

I ain't got the time right now, but I'd love to buy your car. Just go to give me the Vin comm

Whoo, he's the guy when they submit and give me the Vin comm that it's a paragraph

Every time you know when you read that paragraph you're like at the end of it

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I wanted to talk about the crocodile hunter. Did you because I think yeah, you're gonna make them sad

You know, it was it was tragic at the time, but I think I

Don't know people calling me man. They're shocked. Oh, hey, you wouldn't believe it who got killed the crocodile hunter

Don't please don't make me laugh at this

44 years old I'm like that's a ripe old age for a crocodile

And you know had to be pissed about it were the crocodiles because he got killed by some fruity fish

You know the crocodiles were like hey man that crocodile hunter got killed who did it Frank

He was Tommy the stick I could eat

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No, it's funnier now that he's dead than he was when he was alive

I'm getting a new respect for maybe right for Norm McDonald stuff. You may be right

He's a funny bastard. Yeah, it's a golden camp and everybody hates my wife Patty. I can't really do the boys

Norm did you see Corolla and Seinfeld podcast this week? Did you watch it? Yeah?

So fun it was so funny with a funny part is so and Adam told me this story about a year ago

Huh that he has a 935 Porsche, which is like a

He says it's a $10 million car Jerry has a 935 Porsche. It's a $5 million car. Okay

Problems of rich people

people issues and they're at a car event and

Adam Jerry is showing Adam his 935 Jerry is showing Adam his and then after that Adam wants to show

Jerry his 935 sure and Jerry said I'm good

Wow, what's that about? Well exactly so Adam was very insulted that his he was not

Important enough to go see look at his car. I showed you yours you show me my show and tell right sure and

And then Adam went on a podcast and talked about this and said Seinfeld's a prick just like everybody says

and here's why and

Seinfeld heard about it and he came in in the studio to talk about it, but his answer

Was so belittling to Corolla

It was hilarious. Do we have it? No, I've got it in my head. Oh, was it?

What was it? He said Adam? I know that you're a celebrity

You've got your star on the Walk of Fame now and all that and that's cute

But I'm a different level of celebrity and that's cute Wow

so he said

What you have to understand? We were at a place in the perimeter around my car and where we were standing has already been cleared

Yeah, and I'd shaken the hands and kissed the babies of the people that needed it and I was staying there

So that I could keep the public off of me

You wanted me to walk across the field to another area and for me to get from there to there

Point-a-point B

I was going to have to shake a lot of hands kiss a lot of babies take a lot of pictures to go see your car

Sure, that makes sense and that's why I said I'm good

I didn't want to travel across the venue when I knew I I couldn't you know, I'd get hit hit up really get there

Yeah, he said I understand that you're not used to that level of celebrity

But that's why I said now I'm here at your studio. Where's this damn car? Let's look at it

He said well, it's down in Orange County. He's like so we got to go to Orange County to go see your car now

And we're in Burbank. That's great. That's pretty good

That makes sense though, it makes absolute sense

It's not as prickish as it sounds on the surface, but it is a bit of a curveball though

Especially if you hadn't thought of that but Corolla probably should have figured that one out. Yeah

Bring the car to him

And actually Corolla or we're not on California yet. I mean, yeah

So he's having an event next weekend at the Jordan Family Center. He's Aaron

Video they put together for K-Rock

Now you know, so you and JD JD and Bobbo

I was y'all did a local deal on our local affiliate in Dallas KZPS

Yeah, and y'all did the morning show this one. Yes. Yes, yesterday morning. Yes from six to ten

How was that? It was great. Actually, it was a lot of fun. Did it remind you of old times?

Going out to remotes. Yeah, kind of sorta. I mean it's the blood drive. It was fun a blood drive. Yes

It was fun. We had a good time. Did you make blood drive humorous and entertaining? It sounds pretty boring

I listened to it. It was there was times was it cringy? No, there was never a cringe

Well, actually there was one time there was a character that was from the Netherlands

They were in town for the big soccer thing or whatever it is

And though they won the cheerleaders drop by okay

So y'all are doing a blood drive at a remote in Dallas, Texas for ZPS right and Bobbo decides to impersonate a

Cheerleader from the Netherlands. It's in town for the World Cup. Okay. Well, that sounds pretty good. Hold on

That's exactly how it happened Bobbo decides to well shut up dude

We plan this oh

JD was so JD didn't want to have anything to do with it. That's not true

No, that's how John puts it. What so Bobbo decides was she hot?

She was not he told you beautiful

Beautiful, but she was in fact, she had a voice like Bob around if you want we could probably bring her up here

I would yeah, you know what we should yeah, I think people need to hear what this character sounds like it was a new character

It was a really bad new it was interesting. I want to see what John thinks about this

She's in town for the big thing and we they will bring her up here. I cannot remember your name

I'm so sorry step up to the mic right that microphone there. What was your name?

Dengue Sticks Johanna Johanna Johanna was your name?

And you are here for the big soccer match right

My bad World Cup World Cup

And we gave you the tickets to Billy Ray Cyrus he came out she came out to see Billy Ray Cyrus at Billy Bob's

We have free tickets. So I gave you but I didn't know what

Billy

13 times you've seen Billy Ray Cyrus

Imagine it is pretty good name

Still let us stay on there for another hour correct. I haven't heard a dime of negative activity yet

I was like there's people in Dallas

Yeah

We're doing speech and pediment Terrence. Can you do a Johanna impersonation from the Netherlands the cheerleader?

Can you read can you impersonate Johanna the Netherlands cheerleader like Bobbo just did

Bra bra bra

I

Got tall I saw that

They don't know about your bow to like

Well, I try taking a picture

Okay, he's trying to give you a news update Thomas

All right. No, this is Donald Trump Donald Trump is calling in here

We got Donald Trump can you impersonate Johanna the Netherlands cheerleader that's in town for the World Cup?

I don't know if I can but I know that my boy Bobo Bobo Reno

He definitely can what a great American he really is and so are you John? What a wonderful American?

Some would say maybe the greatest Americans

I'm not sure I might say it someone said I definitely said

So tell me about the negotiations with Iran did you did you get him stuffed in the corner are they buckling I?

Got a tell you John talking with these people in Iran

They like to say I ran because I had to run from the last meeting honestly

They they don't work very well no they don't but they're dealing with the greatest negotiator ever here

Yes, they are really someone say the best negotiator

Are we go are y'all seizing the the war are you do you have a deal or not?

We don't really have a deal we may have a deal there might be a deal

I'll tell you what there could be a great deal if there is it will be the best deal that was true

Do you have any updates on anything else American he's to know why you have the microphone

Well right now I can tell you tonight is the big UFC 250 America

Smart I'm gonna be on the White House lawn tomorrow night. I'm sorry very busy day been working with Iran

I apologize and my bad sorry and Travis Pastrana Travis Pastrana

You'll be there with many other greats. They're gonna jump motorcycles and drink beer the American way what we fought for yes

All on your lawns you're having a party at your place with UFC fighters and motorcycle stuntmen

You and call the cops because I am them Bobby

You know what I mean you can't come because it's a great party very exclusive

You know, we're having a motorcycle rally Walnut Springs, Texas at the end of next October and I've been

You know when we're sitting in the South of the City Council meeting sure they're questioning our events and what we're doing and

Hearing Trump tell us about his party. It sounds very similar

We're gonna we're going to have you see fighters and we're gonna have motorcycles stunt people

Oh my god, so Trump you're clearing the way for us to have our party. I appreciate this I

Gotta be honest with you. I've listened to the show a long time a great show some would say the best show

That's why you're nationally syndicated right here in America and I will tell you this about that

I got the idea from you there, John

You've done so many great trailblazing and also don't forget to go to give me the Vin.com the one the only the original

The rest are posers. They're not real fake news. Thank you, Trump

It's always good hang in there get this war negotiated and have a big time at your party tomorrow night

I was actually drove by your house

Day before yesterday and I told them I was coming in to see you and they said that they that I wasn't on the list

So make sure to put me on the list the next time I pop in tell them in DC that I can get in and we can have a beer

I'll tell you what I'll put you on my list and you put me on yours John

Have a great day and God bless America. Thank you so much

Thank you. Don't talk to you. My name's John Clay Wolf this show. We will be right back

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show America's largest weekend morning show call in 800 800 radio

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June 27th our 20 year celebration of terrestrial radio doing this show will be at gas monkey ice house in Dallas, Texas

And it is also our farewell show to terrestrial radio. I

Figured 20 years is a good time to cut it

I was driving around there's something else in Cogni go to JCW show.com if you want to get rid of spam bots and

Email spam all the robo callers at the bottom of the JCW show page. There's a banner

It says in Cogni click that you get 60% off. We've all used it. We're all using it now

It's amazing. It works wonders in Cogni is a way to stop

People from bugging you with spam calls and spam emails emails. It's freaking unreal

Did you ever think like do you have a personal email like you use your spam?

Yeah, filter a lot. Sure, even when you do you see that stuff pop up and you're like, why is this?

Person writing me. Why is this company right? We're gonna come from yeah, like you just be you come to accept it the way

And when it all goes away

It's just it's just freaking unreal

Popular right, you don't give me

Give me the Vin.com America's Best Carbire also buys RVs buses travel trailers motorcycles jet skis, but they don't buy boats

Jet skis sure

Yeah, we never bought one. Have we no never we should I'd like it

I'd like a couple of 650 stand-up wait Yamaha or jet skis

How many hours here we go?

No matter yeah, I was I when my dad made me quit racing motocross

I started racing jet skis and I miss it really you race jet skis. I raised did not know this

So I'm in seven. I'm in seventh grade

I'm on a KX 125. I could barely touch my toes on it. It was tall as big bike went to the track

See my dad would drop me off the track and come back and pick me up at the end of the day because he hated it so much

He wouldn't watch me he would make sure that my ID was in my wallet and my wallet was in my toolbox

He would drop the trailer off and leave yeah in the morning

Well, and so I you do two motos in a motocross race the morning one in the afternoon

So finally he came out and watched me and it was like the first day of me racing this KX 125

I pulled a whole shot. I win the moto

I'm in seventh grade racing a bunch of high schoolers and he said man that was impressive

I'm you've really come a long way now load it up. Let's go home. I was like, there's another moto

He's like no, there's not like what do you mean? He said you're done. He said now you're going fast

He said now you won't get hurt now you're gonna get real hurt

So he made me quit racing ironically

I did get hurt at 32 when I started racing again

When I had my own money and I burnt my back and cut my spinal cord and I paralyzed myself

So he was right, but he was right

But I had the racing blood in me so he got me a jet ski and I started racing jet skis

Was it a stand-up one? Yeah, those are they're not easy to use

It's not easy to use at all and

Actually, it was just as dangerous in reality because these crazy bastards were running over you

So you had your helmet on and when they'd come at you if you were down

You just took your head under the water and let them run over your back

So were you able to like dive down? Oh, yeah, I was good back up. That's great like that. Wow. Yeah

That's I I would not have seen you do that now. I'll show you pictures. All right

So yeah, I'd buy a J5 50 or a 650m. Oh

So they still have those yes

Makes a 850 a stand up like life for us wet bikes were hard to ride wet bikes were weird

I don't know if you remember wet bikes. I do yeah

We're most of it was under the water and then you you have to get up on it like a water ski

Oh, yeah, I don't remember that very odd configuration man Philadelphia. Good morning Philadelphia

MGK listeners. I had a cheese. You know Philadelphia. I was driving around there. I spent with Thursday

I was in Philly all day and met with the staff up at Hubbard broadcasting

Carries our show met with the did the PD sit down the program director sit down. Oh, I was very disappointed. Oh, you were disappointed

Yes, why not enough hate mail? Oh

Really? Yeah, I don't have any complaints. He had a little bit

But he said they're just sniper shots like no, you know riots around the thing. We're gonna shut you're hoping to get something bad

I like stirring them up

So I mean it was it was a little disappointing that that he wasn't as mad at me as he needed to be

Normally when I sit down with program directors the level of hate was much much higher, right?

I'm glad we have you here John sit down, right? I mean you I've been why you're here

I surprised attacked him. I just will showed up see the stack of letters John

We're gonna read him one at a time. So we need more hate out of Philadelphia from you, you know John

Talk about people who are almost Americans

Be and I agree a hundred percent, but people don't know if you're talking about

you know

immigrants or

Quakers are maybe the obvious

You could get high, you know, you get get Hubbard and a lot of trouble there, buddy

They always call you buddy buddy buddy corporate guys our research shows John

Let me tell you something you never thought about before when you describe a woman on the air is fat

Every woman out there that hears you whether they're fat or just simply ugly as sin

They're gonna hate you and turn us off and they're not gonna hear about the big Fourth of July sale at Home Depot

It's always back to the sponsors. That's a bitch and I don't mean bitching that way

buddy

These guys these guys they talked he was actually pretty nice. He's been there for 33. Oh my god in radio

Yeah Philadelphia isn't a city. It's a museum. I mean the city is a museum that occasionally serves cheese steaks

Yeah, everywhere you go somebody's explaining who signed the Declaration of Independence there who boxed this there

Who got shot here who founded America there? It's like walking around inside of kinsburg documentary. It is heavy

It is a lot of history

Pat's and Gino's whatever, but yeah, it was it was

And you want to see our rocky statue? I know you do. Yeah, it's really pretty

Oh, I mean that that area of the city is basically the Smithsonian. Yep. It's beautiful. It's pretty neat

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Did you take the wrong turn and hit the gayborhood?

No, where's the gayborhood? They have a gayborhood down there when I was a they had this is this is what the

Dallas Cowboys would stay in the gayborhood area when I travel this is back in 2004 with a team because

They wouldn't have anybody throwing eggs or anything like that down there because it's safe because if any other neighborhood

They stayed in it would be constant egg throwing just dog cussing this that sure so I'm surprised

Yeah, it's a safe not a nice neighborhood for Texans. Okay, so the Texans need to lodge in the gay part of town

Yep. Yeah, I can't remember the name. I know people in Philadelphia right now. They know the name of that town or that area

I'm sure they're yelling it. Call it in 800 800 7234 800 800

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The gayborhood what is the official name of it?

Everybody's got one so when you would go to Philly you traveled with Cowboys as a sports reporter

And did you get beat up? No, just a rest never physical but just harassed

Beer thrown out at one time. Yeah, because we took a beer and just threw it at you

Oh, just like right in the face. I had my microphone. Hey, I'm from Dallas, Texas. That was the wrong thing to say

I learned that very fast of that so the next time went down

I was just saying oh, you know, we're just doing radio just trying to get some audio. Yeah

Yeah, they don't like folks from Texas at all at all. No

Well, it seems that the New Yorkers don't either when they started physically assaulting all the Spurs fans on Tuesday night after the game after the loss in

Madison Square Garden, it's not a good look in New York. Come on. I mean just wins with some dignity. Maybe you know

They cussed Elmo on Twitter

You know Midtown Village is what it's called by the way. Yeah Midtown. That's right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah

Midtown Village

That's precious

David in Pennsylvania

Yeah, are you Philly or you Pittsburgh?

No, man, I'm Philadelphia. Let's just get this right out of the way as we start go birds Dallas sucks

All right, I'm just gonna clear it up right off the bat. My friend. I'm sorry

19 skat

That place is the way the name of that place is not Midtown Queen. It's called Queen Village Queen Village

So the Queens live in the Queens

village

I mean basically it's all for like second in Bainbridge anything over there from Bainbridge the fish water and all those neighborhoods

What could I do to stimulate more hate mail to the program director in Philly?

Keep talking about Dallas Cowboys

Hey, they're gonna be good this year

It's it man the birds, you know, that's Elmo die hard almost 60 years old

So as long as I can remember I'm an eagle fan

So so you have a 19 skat pack wide body 84,000 miles trophy winner

Green goblin airbrushed under the hood. You're just keeping it classy. Are you Mr. Philly?

What what motivated you to airbrush are you don't sound Mexican what made you airbrush underneath the hood?

You know what you got a Puerto Rican life my son and I

Know no no man

I'm gonna I don't even want to get too much in because people are gonna know

Exactly who you're talking about I keep talking about my family yourself. Okay, because I'm well known in the area

I got I have 10 children and I've been married 35 years a lot of people know me

All right, the point my my 15 year old son said hey

Let's make a scheme of the car because I like to do car shows

So I said, you know, hold tight. Hold We got to go to break

We got a hard out. We'll be right back and we'll talk to him on the stream

Go to JCW show.com and click listen live and I'll pick him back up on the stream be right back

Oh

Broadcasting live from the wolf radio studios

It's time

With John Clay Wolf

Good morning, California

Wake up. How are you?

San Diego KGB K?

LOS 95 5 la the point in Las Vegas

97.1 and several other little ones around

Tucson what up? How are y'all? You know

We've got a friend in the studio this morning with us. We'll keep him anonymous for non-compete versions

Okay, but um he worked at the station

That we have been on our flagship station in Dallas for about I think we've been on ZPS for about six years

But he was around that and I was asking him, you know

The hell we've caught from program directors and in radio station staff over the years

I'm celebrating that now. It's been 20 years

and I was wondering

Mr. X

When when you moved over there, do you have any hate like I could feel the hate from some of the talent?

Like hiding Frank in LA great friends. We showed up. We talked crap. They talked crap

They took us in in Houston, Texas Rod Ryan show. They did not take us in

I think enough time. It's been like eight years now. They're used to us

But whenever we show up on a station, there's always a problem

right and and

You being a producer in that station. Did you ever hear any of the hate that people had for us?

From from listeners or from staff from staff. I think a

It's got to be staff that are rooted in this state and this state's culture. Okay to be able to get the JCW show

Okay, off the bat second of all, I think it's a control thing

Right on their end. Who the hell is this jerk showing up on my station talking smack

Feeling as confident as we do talking smack. I thought you're talking about me. Oh

No, no, no, no, no

You know who the hell's this guy think he has shown up on Saturdays acting like he owns the place

That's really what I always figured it was. Yeah. Yeah, and uh, there's been other talent on that station that that intimidates them in the same way

They're not there anymore

You know Ted McKay hated my guts and I love that guy chef from south park my favorite dfw radio jock

Do he's got the best voice best delivery classic rock jock? Is he working anywhere now? He is on a stream

He's on a live stream radio station

With some other outcasts from the rock station scene here. Yeah, but see I felt like bow really hated my guts

But he started coming around slowly. Nope. Nope

Uh

A friend of yours and him had butted heads

Good friend of yours partner years partner. I don't a newish partner if I have my data correct

Boy, I don't know who that would be

Oh, oh, oh gas monkey. Yeah

Now there's headbutting there and when the partnership between these guys happened

I imagine he probably felt a little no oil and water. Yeah

It's it's been fun. It's been fun navigating this for the past 20 years

And how's it go? Oh, yeah, I mean it's just been such a redeem. Chicago was the worst. Oh really? Oh, yeah

Chicago was the worst and they read me off this this list. No polish jokes. I'm like

First of all, I don't know any polish jokes

I really don't have any polish jokes, but now that you brought it up let you know entertain me give me some polish jokes

And he didn't have any good ones now that you brought it up. Yeah, but he was homosexual

And he was very

He's very sensitive. You're not gonna be on that very very very sensitive

Oh, no, this is texas man

Yeah, but it's I mean

We just let it fly. It's all good man. I mean

What nothing

There's nothing wrong with homosexuals. No, no just calling him out there, but I didn't say his name. No

Did I say his name? No, you didn't I even say what radio station he might be on? No, no

It's so rare John for anybody to even go that direction with people. You're just stating effect. You're not openly denigrating the guy

But that's that's you know instinct for people. We're trained. We don't we don't say that anymore, right?

What percentage of the population is homosexual?

That's a good question. I think it's about two and I think they make about 50 of the noise

Both of those numbers are accurate

They are sorry

11 point seven is the number you're looking for and is there a noise filter? I don't think there's a noise

meter

Speaking of chicago left hand louis. Good morning. What have you got?

Uh got a guy who's selling a collection of cars. It was his fathers who passed away. Uh,

He wants to sell all of them. It's uh 69 ferrari

365 gt 2 plus 2

It's a black car. It's restored

64 Alfa Romeo spider

69 dodge dart convertible with I believe it's got a

440 and it's good

64 jag e-type convertible restored black car

A 69 Cadillac series 62 convertible

The white car that's restored

69 c10 fleet side and a 13 Porsche 911

What's that ferrari worth?

Some of some of them are worth 300 some of them are worth a million and I forgot the specs and that

I think I think a couple 100000 maybe 200

It sounds like you just rattled off half a million dollars with the cars roughly

Probably all right, I'm gonna have um, my guru call you

That handles that weird left-handed stuff like that alpha and the jags and uh get him in touch with him

Y'all get to work. Thank you

Left hand louis in chicago left hand louis in chicago

We don't know if he is straight or not when we don't know if he was a program director in a previous life

No, we don't are we sure about that guy

We're never sure about anybody. I don't remember every hearing that but I mean, I believe it

Did you watch the video on our youtube thing of me negotiating with the

Saudi guy that is repping the royal family on the group of jaguars. We bought the cars

Oh, wow after eight months of negotiation. I mean, it's like a chinese fish market

It just wouldn't end and then he brings us all the titles and they're all stamped for export because they sent them to deba

I restored them brought them back didn't straighten the titles out. So like, okay. Here's what we're gonna do

Here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna pay for half the cars now

Give you the money. I'm gonna take possession of the cars because this is gonna take a year to recon these cars

Sure, and then as you work these title problems out, we're gonna start paying for the rest of them

One by one or we'll just do it in two chunks 25 and 25

Other than that, you've got to send them all back to deba because they can't be sold here

I need my money. Why need my titles and need my titles?

So so we've made a deal there and I called a friend of mine up in st. Louis

That is has is good with restoration and recon and I said gary

I don't have time to jack with these cars. Here they are. I think they make money

But it's a lot of work and he called me back and he said let's do it. So we're partnering them

So the good thing is is we got the deal done and I don't have to jack with it

Perfect because the jacking with it parts a big pain in the ass

We have some cars that are dug out of arkansas last week

Guy had two m6

1988 bmw is a 1972 3.0 cs with a race motor and a 1992 or three bmw m3

And i'm queer for

80s model m's

I want one of each i got an m3 out there now i've got two m6's and i need an m5

And then i'll have it and you're good. Nope, then i'll have three different colors

So i'll have to start swapping people to get three of the same colors in the m3 m5 m6

What's the color you want? I don't care. Really? White or black or red? I don't really care

I just want three of the same and when I get that lined up out there. You'll know that those are going to be there well

That's your little that that's my gay thing, right? It's just everybody's queer for something so many sound drops

And that's what oh that is

That's a definite mark right there. Yeah

I was just thinking the first good one i've heard and and you know and it was clean none of us were talking

There's no music. No, you got me good. Oh, yeah, do you have any you got you?

Can you show me some good drops that you have of me where you insert on people and makes it sound like i'm saying things

Oh, I mean, you know

There's plenty when the color's on a female. What age did you lose your virginity? I mean, that's always a great one there too. Yeah

um

Let's see here

I'm about to bang my step mom. That was weird. I don't know what you're talking about when you said that

I think I do

Uh bark like a dog for me

That's a weird request that you have for females. Uh, this one's a good one too. Have you ever had intimate relations with a woman?

I mean, it's a it's an important question. How about Tommy Lee? We haven't even regarding Tommy Lee. Oh, yeah, let's see here

Which which one you got here on this one's a good one too. This is odd. I love bestiality. I know you like that

all right

I like to have sex with horses. See best bring that out john. Yeah, it's always good. This one's a weird one. You're I'm a ram

When you're an animal all of a sudden, but I'd never like to have sex with horses. That's not true

Now I do remember a time when there was a guy

a barely american

that was working in

a barn as a what they call a groom right and

And

She that a horse feeder water thing is like a five gallon bucket hanging on the wall

And she kept coming the owner of the stall kept coming in in the horse and notice that the bucket was on the ground turned upside down

And she couldn't figure out how the horse was getting the bucket off the chain and flipping it over in a stall

And so she put a camera up and she saw the barely american

Took the bucket off the wall flipped it upside down would stand on the bucket in

Bestiality

Yes

All I could think about is tomie lee schnaw. That's right. My name is john clay wolf

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This is the john clay wolf show charles and denver colorado. This is a car everybody can relate to

2015 kia kia soul with only 155,000 miles on it

Holy yeah, is it a stick? I hope it's a stick and I hope it has hail. Oh, no

No, it's a sport mode though. You know, you just kind of click it over and you

Work it that way

So you want 2000 and i'm 500. That's what my guess is

Pardon me, I'm gonna guess that you want 2000 and I know that i'm 500

Am I right?

okay

Okay, what

Okay, uh

Ah, where do we send the papers for 500?

500 no, no, no, I thought we went 10 000

No, I said you probably want 2000 and I want to give 500

It has a brand new engine less than 10 000 miles on the other keep it give it to your niece

Yeah, my daughter doesn't want it, of course she doesn't because who the hell wants a mile that wapped up kia

That's why i've got to give 500

Whoever whoever put the engine in it should be shot because

There's no that was a very poor life choice to spend the money to put a new engine in 150 000 mile kia

Oh, no, kia did it free. Okay. Well then pull the engine out and sell the

I'm gonna tell you the car the engine in the car is worth more than the car

So I would pluck the motor and transmission out of it

I would take put it on the floor take a picture of it put it on ebay our facebook marketplace for 1500 and sell that

And take the car call the scrapers and have them crush it

So do you want to make the trade then? I'm a 500 buyer. I don't want to mess with any of you

I I really want to get off the phone

Okay, bye charl

That's just service like lawyers have to do pro bono work. That's pro bono work

If I give 500 and then I tow it and then I sell it and I pay a selfie

I'm either gonna lose 100 or break even there's no chance of a profit anywhere in that car

The advice I gave him is actually the right advice real quick arty arty you want to give me a motorcycle helmet?

Yeah, all right guys, uh

I heard I heard one of y'all earlier talk about

Your parents dropping you off at a with a trailer at a motocross place

That's correct

And I did my parents my best friend's parents

And my parents is the same thing that dropped itself at no seven o'clock in the morning. Yep

And left is there till almost star. Yep, and we race motocross

um

I'm sitting here looking at a bell

Motor star that has a sticker in the top of it of 1970

You've been drinking i'm 60 70

Pardon me. Have you been drinking this morning?

No, okay, because it sounds like you're a little like a little tipsy

Look man, I had a motorcycle wreck in 2023 and I'm on pain pills already pulled out in front of me and

What what the hell can I say did you have your moto star helmet on when you wreck?

No, I had a hjc

Um ghost rider helmet on when I had the accident plus I would love to take

I would love to have your helmet and I'll hang it on the wall and the walnut springs roadhouse our honky tonk bar

And grill go to jcwshow.com and hit con email john

Send it over we'll get you the address and I'll put it up there with a plaque

Um, send us a picture of you laying there on the ground with your wreck too and we'll put it under the helmet

I don't have a wreck. All right, we'll be right back

For all things gimme the vin check out jcwshow.com

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But I haven't gotten around to it, you know, just been laying around at home

Let's get back to the john clay wolf show check out the podcast at jcwshow.com

Well, you want to talk about mixed emotions?

Sure, um, my father and my former father-in-law passed away this week. Oh, I'm so sorry

So my daughter's granddad. Yes

and

I just I don't I cared about that guy more than I should have Lars no former father-in-law. Okay from my first marriage

Oh, I think you meant lark. I forgot all about the former. Yeah, right? Okay, and he died

And I actually had a moment with him

There's a litigate. I don't want to get into that but um, there was a lit there's a litigation going on

And I pulled the record on it

I had my assistant call the courthouse pulled it and I read was like, oh wow

Guy knew he was out there

And I got in the car and drove to his house that morning early knocked on his door and I hadn't seen him in person

I hadn't seen him in person a little while but um, I was like, hey man

This this is gonna kill you

I just told him. Okay. He's 87 years old. I know him well, right?

I said, this is gonna kill you

And I said, you don't have anybody to help you with this

And I'm worried about you

And um, it's nice

Then we talked for about two hours

And he died and it was about three weeks ago. Oh, wow. This is recent. Yeah

Maybe he's 87 years old. He died when you're 87 years old

But the stress of that deal

I was like, yeah, you'll make it through this

Because I've been through stuff like this. Yeah legally and the depots and all that stuff. I said you the whipping the whipping is gonna get you

And he gone

I'm sad. Yeah

But it was it was interesting

I don't mean, you know, some guys out there can probably relate like they missed their father-in-law

More than they missed their x y. Yes

For sure. Yeah, or mother-in-law my case

Mine was not mean my mother my ex-mother-in-law was fine. I liked her

This guy was a mentor of mine. This guy, he didn't have any sons

He had one daughter and he's a big business guy

And he taught me a ton

And going back through I mean he used to call me

You know meet me at the airport seven o'clock. I was in college

He called me back. I'm dressed dressed like you mean it

You know, I got you. He he he talked to me like a dog a little bit

But I respected him so much. I did everything he said for the most part and

And we jump on his jet and fly to cleveland and he owned a company called anderson international

that they'd had for 40 years and sit in on a board meeting and come back and then

They owned traders village. Yep

And uh, and I was you know, he he would drag me around and show me behind the scenes

He was teaching me to be his replacement

We were sitting in in houston one time in a meeting and traders village was about 25 years old

He's like you better be nice to this guy because he's gonna wind up replacing me

And I was like, whoa, oh, so I was taking that seriously. Yeah, and um, now I can tell you also when we got divorced

He turned on me like a bad dog. Oh

It's his daughter. Yeah

but um

You know, I just I just and that's what I wanted to go tell him that morning

Is how much he really taught me and how much he really meant to me and um

And we got it out and and I told him why I was mad at him too

Because he had so much money he was always like leery of this and like everybody wants something from him, right?

Like dude, I've made it. I'm good

I'm more good than you even know. I mean nothing from you. There is nothing that I need from you, right at all

That's cool

But I want to help it's nice to come from that point

But I want to help you and the reason part of the reason I'm as good as I am is because of things you taught me sure that's

What a legacy

So it was really, you know, and when I left that morning, I called my real wife

And she said how did it go?

And I said if he dies tomorrow, my conscience is clean. Yeah, good. Good. Good. That's what I say

That's that was cleansing rare that you get a chance to do that

Right most time people go I'll get around to I'll call him. I'll call soon. We will get together and it never happens

Well, dude, I've been trying to call him for about two years knowing that his health was bad to have that conversation

Hey, what are you doing? He'd always answer the phone. I need to come by and talk to you

I always come up with an excuse camera this time. I just went and shut up at his door knocked on it

7 30 in the morning. You're so good at that. I've seen you do that now with him

But with business people before people that won't see you you show up at the office

Yeah, I just like we got taught because I think this is my last chance to talk to you

And I got some stuff. I want to get off my chest awesome and it was uh

It was good. So

Take the time to actually do do it. That's that's yeah

Good advice to do and he was car. He was car queer

big time and he'd always called me Henry Ford

It's a compliment. Oh, yeah. No, he this guy believed me and he was always watching dude when I was 20 years old like 21

I'd be at my wholesale lot working and I was I don't know if we were married yet or engaged but

I would see him

Get a little yeah, I got it. Um, you'd see him at a distance or he would be high

Across the street in a parking lot. Oh wow to look to watch you watching me work. That's wild. That's wild

Literally it's uh an angel

He was just uh, he was no angel

I just mean somebody watching over you with good intention. Absolutely. Not a big deal. It was an audition is what it all was

He was trying to see how you worked. Yeah, whether you worked

Yeah, and and your you know, he taught, you know, my thing with wholesale. Yep

Why don't you sell the public want to sell the public want to sell the public?

He had so much experience because they were in the grocery wholesale business

Sure, and then they got in the grocery retail business and he said the second you do that

your

You're screwing your customers over

when you go

Retail like so I supply dealers with cars for 30 years. Sure. He said when you go

Do the retail thing that makes sense the car space is a big business

But he said you're still hurting them down deep and they won't forget it

And it's gonna hurt your whole sub is you need to be in the wholesale business or the retail business

Don't try to serve big one or the other. He told me when you fire people, you know, I never fire people. Yep

We all know

Said you'll never understand what it really cost to fire people until about 18 months after they're gone

Huh that's an interesting concept. Mm-hmm

He he he would he was just like you don't realize

It's you know, what it real what those people are doing

What will come up and people you got to get rid of even if they're poisonous and toxic you just

Replacing a key person is you don't know how deep the roots go. It's a big deal. Yeah

And you really good at that and I remember, you know one thing he told me and people asked me all them

When are you gonna sell give me the vent when you're gonna sell give me the then why didn't you still give me the vent right?

So I'm sitting there talking to him 20 something years ago

And they've got traders village and it's a big deal and it goes in Houston and San Antonio and they said

I'm like, why don't you do a couple more of them sell it? Why haven't you sold it package them up?

And he yelled at me

Why the hell would you sell a business that makes a whole lot of money? Right?

Yeah, whoo never know about that

Because that's just what people do right they just sell

100,000 acre ranch in Wyoming. Oh my god big cattle operation. We're driving around and it's like a resort for us kids, right? Sure

And we're driving around in suburban and I'm like, hey man

Does the cattle thing like do you enjoy it more when the cattle makes money or loses money?

Do you really care? Or is it just a tax tax ride off slams on the brakes start screaming at me? Wow

Let me tell you something boy

This cattle operation is what gives you all a place to play

All this stuff you do rafting and fishing and flying around this kid you're damn right. It's a business

He was like without the business being right. There is no fun

You're right. Wow. So some of that crap you see in me

Came from him. I was gonna say

Absolutely, it sounds so familiar. Yeah, that's great. But anyway, gary. I'll miss you

And thank you for your help more of the junkly wolf show coming right up dump away

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Okay, I

Asked question get an answer

Quick

James and orlando, you've got a wet bike you're trying to get rid of it. Does it work or is it?

Broken down p.o.s. Sit in the back. I'll fade it out

Uh, yeah, yep. All right, don't want it

Wow

You know

That reminds me we haven't done that the truth thing in a while

Oh, you know what where people just call in tell us the truth. You want to do at the end of this segment?

Yeah, let's do the truth. So you guys start calling in with your truth. You can set it up

Basically somebody you call in you say what you don't say hello. You don't say how you I love your hair

Save the pleasantries. You don't say yes. Save the pleasantries. Just get to the point. The truth is

Donald trump is this the dallas cowboys are this it make it a one it's a one sentence phone call

The truth is is what you start off with the truth is

Boom, whatever you think the truth is and we're going to be going 800 800 7234 radio

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That's a good one. Okay while we're waiting on that we'll email from jail for the people to call in

Johnny cash

Johnny cash visits us from heaven and brings a letter with him from a jail from an 800 800 7234

Is the call in number for the truth bit?

It's basically tickets to me two minute drill

Yes

We made it up the truth is we stole it

There you go

But we didn't steal

Johnny cash from prison

mail from jail do it johnny

You're good. Yeah, you can come on. Hello. I'm johnny cash

John this week's mail from jail entry reads

I've been listening to your show since you started on 92.5

Imagine my surprise when I got booked into tarrant county and could still listen to your show

Love the car talk man. I hadn't sold you guys a car, but hey maybe one day

I wanted to write to you because I will be giving someone a lot of free stuff

Pretty soon my wife Colleen has got chronic health issues. We need to re-home our pit bull

Gunner has all his shots. He's microchip and he'll come with a bag of food a doghouse a leash

Cages that won't hold him

He just needs a loving home

I'm gonna be locked up for a while here on an assault charge. It does turn out that self-defense

Only flies if you have money for a lawyer

And I'm hoping someone in your circle might be looking for a loving dog

Gunner does still have his nads

Removing him could calm him down a bit though. He is a brilliant dog. I don't know much about instagram

But I think you could make millions from him

I'm hoping this reaches the right person. I'll keep listening and being a big fan of yours

Your friend Mars Norton

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So how do you find this dog? Right? It's all about a dog. I don't know

Well, I think he's nearby

Friends if you got mail from jail just send it on down the line to us here at p.o. Box

471517 that is in Fort Worth, Texas the zip code is 76147

Thank you, johnny

So I've got obviously

About 50 collars on the line

Oh my for the truth thing. That's so we're gonna burn through it. This would be fun guys skip the pleasantries

Don't say anything. You can say love the show and think you're great. I do like that

Short of that just do your truth and we're gonna hang up and click right to the next one. All right me at the open

I can't tell you the truth because I love you too much stupid now somebody's not telling the truth here

Sometimes the truth about how pissed off we are wins

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The truth guys

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Brian go

The truth is I can't believe you're going to end this show

Well, the truth is I'm in the middle of a contract negotiation that might save the show

Yes, so hang tight and the truth is our last terrestrial show will be

The 27th this coming up at gas monkey live

And we're going to do that and it's either going to be our final show or it's going to be our 20th year anniversary

Celebration or both, but that's the damn truth

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Truth is texas was settled by missouri jim in middle of thing go

I know you I like it

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Who's the fastest uh

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I'm hanging up on you because I everybody that I hung up on to get rid of the

To clear the deck so we could get the truth people in

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Go drive through the truth is or go

What's your plan for next weekend dude? It's a farter's day weekend and I will not be there

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Oh, man

Because i'll explain later ruben in california go

Truth is i'm disappointed you're not coming to california

To the jordan museum. I will I I think well the truth is I've got to

I'll tell you something

Better than what we were talking about soon. I think so stay right stand by uh austin go

The truth is i'm retiring at the end of the month right from how many years?

Uh, 23

What'd you do?

Uh insurance, uh

Good test re-response how old are you stuff pale?

Just turned 68 today. What are you gonna do with your time?

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Probably go up to walnut springs and

Becoming alcoholic with the rest of us. That's the truth. We'll be right back. Well, you got time. You got a minute here

Yeah, yeah

You know i'm on this damn fat shot. I changed my fat shot and i've lost some more weight

But the truth is I don't want to drink as much and it's very disappointing

It's one of the side effects of the g.o.p. Three that you're on. Yeah, it is easy. Yeah, have you taken it? Yeah

Are you on it now? Yeah, I lost eight pounds in about 10 days

The truth is i'm 205 and when I was a senior in high school. I was 208

Oh, wow. Yeah this stuff your brother lost 100 pounds. I think my pecker got shorter though. No didn't happen that didn't side effect

Yeah

That stuff works very few side effects of this one. Yeah, just not hungry

And speed you up. It's not speed. It doesn't speed you up that way

What kind of tells more about your speed experience? Your heart it actually increases your heart rate

A little bit the truth is we got to go to break dude. Then we got another segment

That's gonna be real short because the truth is we went over

Yeah, this is the truth is yeah, we're we're we're going to end of the hour here

Oh, then you got this clock all screwed up

Hang on it is 56 right now

You know what I do have it. I'm I'm I'm the truth is your gay

The truth is yes, the truth is not that the truth is I did set it two minutes too early

So we do we do have a little bit more time. I'm sorry about that

So the truth is that you are a green horn rookie and you've never done that

You know what the truth is we usually do that at the end of the hour

We did it in the middle or the segment and it screwed me up

The truth is he does this pretty often because he has to a lot

So we got two minutes. Okay. Sorry about that. The truth is that's really why they fired you from the ticket

Yeah, right. No, it was not

That's not the truth there. You booked Rob Zombie on a competing station and catlin fired you. That's daddy. How do we spell prick?

I guess who fired catlin

Me yeah, two months ago. Yeah, that's that is the truth

We'll be right back

From the wolf radio studios, it's time for the john clay wolf show broadcasting on air

Anywhere you are with a smartphone and an internet connection call john toll free cheap bastards 1 800 800 radio

So this week's

Backtracks is god smack

I wouldn't know the name of a god smack song if god smack me upside the head. I'm fairly unfamiliar myself

Let's get this started and then do you just lost a listener and by that time

The callers will have called in so we're gonna play two god smack songs backwards

so smack god

Backwards this is funny that we're doing this because you remember there was a time where like hey

We don't we don't need to be on a radio station that plays god smack. You remember that. Oh, yeah

It was corn like if we're on a stick that plays corn

The customers that come off of that for the cars the cars are pretty crappy. Yeah

We discussed this earlier today. Turley and I and and he made a pretty good point

You know

To be honest corn god smack

What's the difference?

One's religious. Maybe I don't think is god smack religious. No. Oh, they're not. No

Okay, I'm misunderstood. Let's let's like if chris cornell was really really pissed off all the time

Theory and I've heard nothing but us playing this god smack songs backwards are gonna sound exactly like they would forward

You may be right cut one

There's one cut two

Oh

Sounds just like I mean, I don't know what they're saying when they're playing it forwards

It's really sounds like they're okay. So 800 800 7234 radio is the call-in number

Call in guess these two the names of these two god smack songs that were playing backwards

And you will be able to go to jcw show.com click the merch button and pick anything on there for free

One thing one thing 11 thing one thing. Have you had people want more? Yeah last week? Yeah. Oh god

Oh god smack

And then we also we will be sending him a cd from born late. I got music from born late records. Yeah

The reason we're doing it is robby maryl who I've seen on a lot of music stuff around for years now

Co-founder of the band the bass player was born this day in 1963 in

Lawrence, Massachusetts, and you can't imagine how popular gods mac are in boston bweston cut one

Who sings rolling that's limpiskin. Okay. Yeah, not the same

Oh

Okay, so we're doing you just lost a listener while we're waiting on people to call in with the answer of the god's man songs

Yes

And this one comes from Darius in dallas Darius writes dear john

All those cars you've got not one set of balls in the building

If I had a collection like that, I'd be down at the strip not sitting there shining them up making them look pretty

I'll tell you what let's line them up winner takes all

I'll be wanting a new firebird

Where is uh, he located dallas derrius derrius and dallas. What's his last name? It just doesn't say here rucker

No, it's not hoody. It's hoody. Well hoody. I got no problem lining up across from your ass and anything you want to bring

That's not running alcohol or nitrous and I will race you for pink slips

I was gonna beat me in the rain

Now let me tell you something derrius quick quick quid pro

I have access to a lot of cars and I ain't gonna show up with something that you might think I got

I'm gonna show up with something that is going to beat your ass

Oh, you know for sure. He should show up on the 27th the gas monkey ice house. Perfect f6 will be there. Maybe race that

I don't know about that, but I'm not gonna race that because I if I'm gonna do him talking smack

I'm gonna just get a z

Something a new zr1. Oh god

It'll kill anything he's got

A tesla plow will probably kill anything he's got

Yeah, a new zr1. Is that the fastest car there is?

On a muscle on a new manufacturer. Yeah, in a quarter mile new manufacturer. I'd say it didn't have to be new

I'm just saying if I just grab a car from the auction

Go down to texamotor speedway beat the hell out of homeboy get his car for free. Wouldn't I just grab a 01

Yeah, yeah, all right. Hey man, you know how to get ahold of this obviously because you already sent us a note do it

Do it no balls, right? Do it

You just lost

So if you get my car, you'll get a 250,000

No, one of those things 150 grand 180 grand. Yeah. Yeah, and I bet your 10,000

dollar hoop sled

With a blower hanging out the side and your old lady that's on her third set of boob jobs

You can keep her but i'm gonna take your car then i'm gonna burn it

Damn, there's no balls in this room. You're right. Okay. The two songs of god smack run backwards. What are they cut one?

Cut two

Sean and houston

I stand alone and keep away

Bobo's are any way you screwed up on these names

How dare you say no, shawning of course not

kevin in pennsylvania

Yeah, is it uh straight out of line and awake? There you go boy

Now i'm surprised

And you know, I do this john because like i'm all about the day in classic rock history

We learned a little something but I wasn't sure if anybody would get these or not

I've also listened to quite a bit of god smack over the week putting this together

Yeah, you know what god smack is no if you ask me my opinion's music. Nope god smack is metallica meets

Alice and chains

Let's get satan on the air with us to explain what the hell it is

We're listening to now. We do need to have satan because he knows i mean i'm sure he's a bar part of this

He's probably their manager. Yeah

Yeah

Uh

Hey satan, you know, it's funny john

they uh

You've got and i've been around you guys. I mean, we're not personally friendly. We're not all familiar

But you know, I've been watching totally work since he's a teenager, you know great athlete

Strong or a gethic

You're really good. The radio biz a lot more insightful than he looks. Okay

JD ryan

Consummate professional

Oh, he's on time. He looks good

Love the hair

Love everything everything about you. This is your big star. Thank you. Thanks to uh, bamba's gotta go

Because I don't know what he thinks he knows about heavy metal and hard rock music

If you'll call it that

God smack

Is a coven is is a fraternity

of beautiful musicians

Trying to share their idea of what the world

Seems like

That's all there's no Alice who changed me to metallica. What the hell would that look like?

God

Freakin bobo

you know

Let he's not here right now because I sure just hell don't want to try and fight him but man

Yeah, he's a piece of scrapper. Just I mean how do you spell dumb ass? No, I don't know how you spell it

But you pronounce it bobo. No, you don't how did you come up with a name for that band god smack?

Yeah, where did it come? Well, what did it come from? What would I?

What would I like to do this morning?

smack god

Yeah, how would you disguise that you would say you do it backwards you dope god smack

And this sounds dumb and in my tone of voice, but ding

JD Ryan's got you so smart. I try and and you're looking pretty good today. Thank you very much. You're a damn attractive man

Stop it. I don't want the devil to like me any way shape of arm satan

I was complaining that program directors didn't get enough hate mail on us lately

And I guarantee you for my 20 years of doing this that this will get more hate mail

Than anything we've done in a while and it's it's

Why I'm not gonna affect anything. Oh just because when you touch on religion, okay

And we've been doing the

No, no, but we're we're I'm I'm fine with it. You're okay. I can fade this heat

Yeah, but it's just the sensitivity the wheel the bible beaters the big ones

Yep, they're they're they're gonna take the time to email the PD's right. Well, just tell them just remind them that I'm not really real

Okay

That oughta cover you. Yeah, it's a carrot. You're welcome. I'm fine

That transvestite thing in pennsylvania was tough

Oh

Well 800 800 7234 800 800 radio

I've got a question. What's that?

How many bars when we come back? I want you to answer this

Okay, 12. I don't drink enough. You don't drink enough for my personal preference. No, okay

But I've got how many bars in out here in wallet springs. Okay in this area. Uh-huh. How many bars do you think that I have?

Bars like a place a bar where you sit down and have a drink a place that is set up for

Public or personal private consumption. Okay of alcohol. I quote unquote bar and I'm counting the little one downstairs

Oh, okay

That's the only one that's iffy

Because we do sit there and drink quite often in the evening sitting drink and we have our liquor around there

So I'm gonna double that that that's a one and I want you to count them up during the break

And when we come back I want to hear how many y'all think we have

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Hey Dan, sorry I hung up on you earlier

The reason I hung up on you earlier is because I didn't even want to talk about a 150 000 130 000 mile Mustang

A 2017 that you want 15 grand for is too much. You want too much?

You just want too much? Yeah, why you want so much?

I'm gonna get you worth it

You tell me you know you've already have you taken it to a dealership yet and gotten a trade in bid?

No, I can't see you first. I want to check for a little bit but I can't see you first

Probably have fun. It's got 130

It's got 130 on it. What year is it? It's got a lot of though

I haven't even thought about it like I didn't even think about it like I didn't waste my time thinking because I knew it was too high

So I didn't you don't like it now you're making me think I'm gonna like it

I'm gonna like it

Yeah 130 000 miles. It's like dating a 78 year old woman that tells you she's ready to go party. She's got a lot of life

Yeah, that's right on the edge of a major organ malfunction

Um

I'll give 10 grand

450

What do you say 1250 is what I'll give 10 grand

Okay, I'll check it out. I mean I'll send you pictures go to give me the van.com

So he happily came down from 15 to 10 000

So they just when pre-k ask them what they want from they should hit them higher in hell

Yep, well, I can tell you if you give pre-k a really real number

Then the odds of getting on the air a hell a lot higher

Uh, Dave a 14 lexus ls. Wait, it was is

Is what color is 350

Now with red red interior. What did he say?

Something with red interior. What color?

It's black with red interior and it's got 50 000 miles. How nice is it is it hail damaged?

No, no, it's I've had the car for probably five years. I've probably put 3000 miles on it in five years

I'll give it to my garage. Did you buy it before? COVID prices went up or after?

You know, I bought that

pre-covid okay, I see bought it half-ass right

um

It's a 2014 right?

Is it correct all-wheel drive or two-wheel drive?

All-wheel drive is 350

15 for 15 grand. Oh, it's f sport. That's good

Hmm

Yeah, does fit cars immaculate so is it a isf?

It's a real f sport or an f sport like with the badge and a little bit of trim. There's two versions

Well, it's the it's the all-wheel drive

It's got the f sport options. Yeah, but does it have the f sport horsepower?

It's I think it's like 307 horse v6 this will answer my question. Does 15 grand buy it?

No, what buys it? No, I just kind

I was kind of calling to hope get an idea what you thought I might be able to get for it. It's it's immaculate kind of hoping to kind of think about a kind of kind of

What buys it?

I

Gotta have over 20 he knows

All right, so if 20 grand will buy it and it's nice

Please go to give me the ven dot com

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You guys uh binging a lot of television these days

Here's the thing about binging that's tricky is you know, you'll watch a

Entire series in like one day and then it doesn't come back for a year and then it comes back and you remember

Nothing about the show

Right and like my wife and I were watching episode one season two of narcos

Which is an amazing show, but we're sitting there going is eskobar a good guy or a bad guy

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And now back to the john clay wolf show speaking of shows quick tip

Apple tv has friends and neighbors. Yes, and if you like madman you like don draper

You like john ham you'll like this not it's different, but he's just a great actor. No, it's good friends and neighbors

It's a great premise. Have you seen it bud? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah rich guy loses everything turns into a thief

In his neighborhood of a rich people sort of stealing from his friends

And it's one that that guy was just talking with the comedian about binging

I can't do that either because i'll forget

I've gone to back to episodes like I don't remember watching this one. Oh, yeah

We've already seen this next one if you tried to watch yellowstone and you never hooked in like three episodes in

Dutton ranch is better than yellowstone

Yeah, it's gotten weird really fast

It moves faster it grabs you in quicker because like I I didn't get into yellowstone for the longest time because the first season

I had to kind of barrel through it to make myself fall into it

But this is definitely a yellowstone extension

in a it's better than

Actually, if you take 1883

20 1924 1924 1883 1923 yellowstone

The first two the old ones were better than yellowstone. Yeah. Oh, yeah out of the four yellowstone films

This is yellowstone is the worst and not that it's bad

Really now, but if you take the rangers the casey one, what's that called marshals marshals? That's the worst that didn't count

No, it's just it's not it's just no good. It's a total departure. It's just no good

They take the basically same premise and they've kind of flipped it a little bit with the the characters

They've changed like the there's no bet. There's no john dent. There's no show

Correct. Yeah

But the the mother is kind of like the father was on yellowstone

They're kind of just melding. Oh, you're really giving this thing a chance, aren't you? Yeah. Yeah. See, I haven't even given a chance

I I one and a half episodes. I was like, ah

Landman you work landman landman is great. Yep. Love it. Good forbs magazine

gloria moncreef is on the cover

and

It's really weird. I I don't know real well. I know a lot of her family

But she's on the cover for magazine and she literally is

Demi more in landman and really yeah

Wow

Interesting. I love they inherited this huge

Company and she's about 38. I think and she's flying around in a 737 on by herself

And she's the new landman and she's drilling a super well in the swamps in louisiana

Crazy amount of sounds familiar taking ridiculous risk. It's so honest like wow

So yeah and her family's against her saying you're going too deep going too hard. It's just all this drama

But how many bars does she have that's a good point make you wonder she might not have as many bars as I have

You know, and I don't I just thought about this

I really don't drink liquor much at all

And I'm a when I order beer. I just get it in the can

I don't know why I have so many bars

How did you come up with it? Did you try to count how many bars we have out here in bosque county?

I think I have may have the number I may not okay four

I've got downstairs at the uh, no downstairs here if you're counting that one

Upstairs at the gmt v garage. That's a beautiful bar. Then you got wall in springs roadhouse

And you got the bosque cantina. Okay, that's four bob. What do you got? Did you did you try to count how many bars right here?

uh

I think I stopped at three. What about you turley? Did you think about it?

I've got six because you've got six at the house up the big one. Yeah, big

Oh, yeah, I forgot about the house man. I was thinking of places you can sit on and buy a drink

No, nobody buys a drink up the house

and then um

What did you mention you said you mentioned the one downstairs, right? I don't know if that's that's close

It's got bar stools. That's kind of what I'm and it's I we use it as a bar. Yeah

Well, see that's what I was thinking downstairs

And then the the what do you call it the plaza the the pavilion the pavilion if that ain't a bar. I don't know what is right

That says the pavilion and up here. Yeah, but you guys don't drink up here very often. You do

There's three here. I didn't say that three at downtown to cantina

Roadhouse and then road house has three

Oh, yeah, that's true. There's one upstairs. There's one in the steakhouse. There's three just there

There's three at the road house. There's a ridiculous one on top of the garage in the saloon. Yeah

There's one at the cantina. There's five and there's three out here. So there's eight

eight bars

And you don't it's not like you're just sitting there all the time just drinking

No, what is my and then the one at the house that I built outside?

That's got 10 bar stools

12 bar stools

I looked up it finally clicked for my junior in high school

We look out the other night at midnight and these are 12 people out there in the back bar at the house. I'm like, yeah

So we graduated from hamburgers and in coca-cola's birthday parties to he has all of his friends over using dead stuff. Sure

Oh, is there a tap there and everything? Yeah, but they weren't drinking. I didn't see any drinking, but I was like, yeah

That's good

He knows not to tap but I don't know what my problem is with bars. Why do I always want to I just like people and I like

I like everybody you like people more than most radio people that I know

You really do you like to talk to them you ask questions and I just don't right

Because that's really what that is is you're building a place for people to gather and enjoy the night

You really really like that when listeners come up and you engage man. I'm just like, how does he do that?

I mean it gets it gets weird weird. Is it it's worrisome or weird? So we're weary

We're e-sum like you're tired when I meet them down at the at the um

At the garage once a month for cars and coffee you engage at nine and then we're going to drive

I I kicked that off for the summer. It's gonna get too hot. Yeah, makes sense. So we're gonna stop until the fall

but

Yeah, I don't know what it is. There's something about sitting at a bar and having a couple beers and talking to people

I just really like it. Do you really do you go to if you're in out of town?

Just go to a bar. It's kind of weird like the saloon like I built this big bar and I'm up there by myself

And I'm like, where are the people?

I mean that bar's big jay. That's a commercial bar. That is I've all I've often said and

Mark my words. I think Taylor shared and will shoot a scene in that bar someday because it's a small town

But it's a giant bar and it's gorgeous. That room is crazy. Not dead awesome

It looks like a movie and people like who decorated this. I'm like, I did. Yep

Who who figured all this out? I was like

I designed it all and Amy Houston went and found it all down to everything

Put it all together and I took all these pictures of all these different bars all over the country

And said let's find this wallpaper. I want to copy this bar

And she bring me back stuff like nope. Nope. Nope in the tiles on the ceiling all that

But yeah, the bar itself is a piece of art. It's beautiful

But you do you visit bars when you're out of town like the cool bars that you know, uh

Trendy. Yeah, trendy or just holding the wall bars too. Oh, yeah, just it's kind of cool to do something like that

There's a bar showdown. Yeah, sure and foreworth. Yeah, of course, which that's a comfy place

Yeah, it's a hole in a wall, but you go in and you meet some interesting people

You see some interesting stuff there and it's just kind of there's one out here in boski

If you leave walnut and go to cramfles gap, it's called the um horny toad

You haven't been there yet. Have you? Yeah, it's a great drive. It's about 25 minutes there

And 25 minutes back and you'll feel like you you're on a real vacation. Yeah, it's good

I don't know what it is. It's kind of weird, but I was thinking about this is like this is odd

I've got some kind of problem. It's not a problem. You like people. It's not a problem and people go to bars

All right, and it's very social

Has been since the I like talking to people, but I hate it when they want something

Yeah

And so many of them want something you've got to cut that out quick

So if I'm with people that are there for real reason just to hang and talk love it

But about you can catch an angle about three minutes in here comes the angle

Hey, man, if you ever thought about boom, I'm out. Me and my uncle. I'm out. See you. Yeah. Bye

Hey, uh, we got to shut this place down. Bob. Can you get him out of here after I like do that three times?

You got to go. Yeah, this is my relax time and we're not taking business pitches

And I'm not looking for partners and I'm not looking for new things to do at this time in my life

I got too much to do. That's why I'm sitting here trying to chill out

And I'm glad chilling out with you. But if you're gonna hit me up later

So, yeah, is that mean no none at all. That's absolutely that you're putting up good barriers from people

I talked to cuban cuban came on years and years ago. Let's not compare me to mark

I'm not but I'm saying people walking up and pitching him stuff

He said I had to have people buy me at all times to keep the people away from pitching

He goes you getting an elevator somebody goes mark cuban. Dude. I've got this great idea. This is really going to make you some money

He's like I've got somebody for that

I can tell you there was a caller that called in two weeks ago and he asked me a pretty interesting question

Intricate question about how do you handle this situation at the dealer auction?

And I told me where he was and I'm looking to grow in that area and I was in his office

Last thursday in new jersey. Damn

Okay, well and I went to his auction last thursday and stood over his shoulder for an hour and a half

And we're probably gonna make a deal. So that worked. Yeah, so that's how it's an a while

Show me what you got what you can do

And you email great, but I mean I'm always looking for something

But hey, I've got this great science project and I developed how to make gasoline out of water. I'm I'm

Cool. I can't wait till you get rich, but I I'm not the guy. Yeah. All right. We'll be right back

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Turnly back to bars real quick. Do you have a bar a haunt that you stop at on the way home once a month just to hide from your wife

No, not the only time I hide from the wife for a vacation

I like to say i'm gonna go to the bar and just say i don't want to go to the bar. So i'll just get away and just find it

I don't want to get out of the bar

Well, that's gonna get you in trouble. If you're listening that was a hell of an impersonation

That was uh, that was uh, michael. It doesn't sound like it right now. What was your bar to go hide from your

Whatever when I was married back to my girlfriends the big apple cafe in euless slash fort worth

over by the office

No, euless. No euless texas. We're in we're in north ritchon hills. Oh, right? I'm talking about years ago when I drank

Oh, okay 20 years ago. No, no i'm saying it's over. Whoa. Whoa. It's over by our office now

Yeah, usually close. Yeah, okay close close

But that was a cool bar the dallas stars when I hang out there the night that they won the stanley cup

Almost all the players were the big apple cafe

You know where I go when i'm in la and I haven't gone in a while

But my hole in the wall is shei shei which is right there in san amonica and it's a hole in the wall

It sounds fancy but it's not it sounds really fancy at all. Shei shei shei ch

ez j a y and it's right across from san amonica

um the pair billy bob's

Goliath tv show. Yep. Do you remember the bar he hung out? Sure. That's it. No, that's it

And that blue wave hotel that he stayed at right next door. Oh, wow

Yeah, if you're in if you want to hold the wall bar with a good steak not fancy, but just

That's shei shei

You know, I when we lived out in burleson

I used to go by on the border on the way home because they had cold

Scooters they're out of business. They're closing them all down because it's on the bug man. It's like on the brooch

I went recently. I was like i'm out of here. Yep. They closed them all yesterday. Yeah

That was a good on the border location, too. That was a good one, but the one like over in bryan ever was terrible nasty

ghetto

I know they had one like that one stuff all red drink

I

Stop just that bug stop good one in cali too off by the walk of fame the frolic room

Yeah, I went. Yeah, there's a I got wasted there and walked out and ended up bust them

Do you see this mark on top of my head right here? Yes. Yeah, that's happened one from leaving the frolic room. Yeah

Got knocked down and hit my head

We do have a video going up at noon central today right after the show and it's of me going to cleveland and buying

220 cars from one dealership that was covered in hail

It's interesting greatest bar ever man

apollusa dendro

Yeah, thanks big bar. Everybody talks politics big rough rowdy house greatest bar ever that we're working on to make it the greatest bar is

walnut springs roadhouse and walnut springs texas

It's starting to look good inside. You're getting we need to get our promotions back up

um

A couple of quick hits guy in fort worth or everman texas

Hires a fella

Gives him a hundred dollars to have sex with his wife. What?

She likes it rough

And she wants to reenact a rape

Oh, okay, guy breaks in tackles the wife tries to rape the wife. She beats his ass

It was she didn't know it was the guy trying to get his rocks off. Oh my gosh

He so so rape by proxy basically. Yeah the the rapist

Got off with ten years probation

The guy that hired him to do it life in prison yesterday life

in

prison

Because he hired somebody to break into his house and beat up his wife and raper fake rape not fake

Well, okay, you're right because she wasn't fake. She didn't know the jury 20 minutes 20 minutes life in prison

She had no opportunity to consent. What else do you have in the news box?

That's I think I just trumped all your news. No, you didn't speaking of trump big

The actuary brief legal skirmish surrounding the big ufc fight this weekend at the white house

It's going to be tomorrow night on the lawn by the way u.s district judge rejected a request to block the event

Why are they blocking the event? Come on. It's a 250 anniversary

um ufc fight at the white house lawn

250 year anniversary is pretty damn redneck. It's some white

White trash way redneck. That's a very white trash

It's the first of why don't you do it at your country club if it's not white trash do it at the white house

Of it's the first of many high profile events actually celebrating the 250 who's playing skinnered

No, the people that dropped out are huge people like half of millie vanilly. They dropped out

Yeah, young mc dropped you say the people who dropped out are huge huge

Vanilla is huge. No, it's it's ain't even millie. It's a joke. Oh, okay

Carry on. Thank you. But uh, zack brown is still going to be there and he's proud to do it. Okay number one

I'm there for the troops man. I'm there to honor america. I'm there. This is patriotism not politics

I love this country

I love all the people that

Have sacrificed so that I can live my american dream and that everyone that lives here gets a chance to do that

If they work hard make the right decisions

So it doesn't have a place in politics for me. There's there's gonna be like 8 000 active service members that are gonna be there

I'm a massive ufc fan. I've watched every single ufc

Probably multiple times and it's history man getting to be part of american history man having the first

Sporting event that's on the lawn of the white house. I mean, it's an honor

This song's gonna be played at a ufc fight the chicken fry

So he's singing the national anthem. Okay. I was like, I thought he was performing really like a

Okay, he's singing chicken fry. I mean, that's just odd mix right there

It's just a odd mix. You know what but it's legal and elections have consequences

And who's president and he likes the ufc and it's his damn birthday

And it ain't illegal judge tossed it out. We only got four minutes. Let's crank. Uh, you want to get how about Sharon Osborne?

She's very upset all upset about her son jack read some of the online comments. They're talking about doing this a i

Ozzy live event where it's obviously not ozzy, but it's gonna be an a i event

She are very upset about some of the things that people said

Could number 10 it's too soon slash disrespectful after his passing. He's being kept on digital life support

It's a cash grab and exploitive his legacy should stay tied to his music and his live

performances

I'm not asking you to come. I don't want your money

I don't need your money for somebody to turn around to me and say i'm doing a cash grab for 10 years

We have been exploring it and the thing is I don't have to justify

What do they think we're gonna do? I'm gonna hawk my husband around selling weed killer on an ad or selling cigarettes or beer

Do you think i'm gonna do that? No

There you go

One more get room for one more. Uh new trailers out for the movie

I'm so excited for this movie disclosure day is open this weekend. Steven Spielberg got a lot of pushback saying

Is the government telling you stuff is that what you're trying to tell us cut number 14?

I am much more inclined now than I was when I made close encounters

To really believe that we're not the only intelligent civilizations in the universe

I used to say to myself wouldn't it be wonderful if all of this turned out to be true?

I'm now thinking wouldn't it be wonderful for people to know all of this is true

Disclosure day

Now in theaters you're kidding me. It's gonna be kidding you dude. He's trying to feed into this now

The military has come out with this everybody is coming airline pilots military pilots. Oh, it's true, baby. We're here

We're already here. Oh, are you an alien?

Yo alien friend mama da balaabica. I didn't know da balaabica

That drama doll says we done talked for weeks ago. What's the matter you drinking again? I'm drinking again. Damn. I'm sorry

Yeah, that's true. Steven Spielberg told me he took me to have a cheese

At a sonnagin van night. Oh, you know, I thought he was living

Nobody noticed right you've been lost handling lately. Hey, I got some good grub out there

I hate myself for spending so much time in new york. It's like you put on how much pizza can you stand?

I was gonna say you put on some more damn. Yeah, but you know, they do deliver to the andromeda

Assistant now you call dominoes. Oh

We get 30,000 days or less

Oh, it's free

Damn good piece. That's 30,000. Damn good pizza. Good pizza. I like the sonnagin van night as well

You know what I like. What do you like? You can get yourself something like a mixed cocktail soda pop

Soft soft soft drink. It's something like a cherry coke. Sure. You know, uh, or a sweet cherry lines, right?

And pull that full of vodka

Make a hell of a drink. Let's bring it all the way back out of space. You can get drunk to the bg's that's built

That's what we aliens do anyway. See you next week

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