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Car
Ford F-150 Lightning
The Ford F-150 Lightning is a pickup truck that runs on electricity instead of gasoline. It’s built to do the same kind of truck tasks, but with electric power. People mention it because it’s a newer type of truck and it can be a big deal when buying or selling.
Car
Chevrolet Camaro
The Chevrolet Camaro is a sporty car made by Chevrolet. People like it because it can be fast and it has a lot of different versions over the years. It might be mentioned because certain years are especially sought after when buying or selling.
Car
Chevrolet Corvette
The Chevrolet Corvette is a sports car from Chevrolet. It’s designed to be quick and fun to drive. If someone is talking about a particular Corvette with low miles, they’re usually trying to figure out what it’s worth and whether it’s in good shape.
Term
SLC
On Mercedes, “SLC” is a label for a particular kind of two-door coupe with a fixed roof. It’s commonly contrasted with the “SL,” which is a different model family and typically associated with a convertible/roadster setup.
Car
450 Mercedes 450 Slc
The 450 SLC is an older Mercedes-Benz luxury coupe. The “450” refers to the engine size, and “SLC” is the model name for that specific two-door version. People bring it up because it’s a classic car, and the exact model matters when figuring out what it is and what it’s worth.
Term
hard top longer version
They’re basically saying this Mercedes has a fixed roof (a hardtop), not a convertible top. They also imply it’s a particular longer wheelbase/body version compared with the other SL-style car.
Term
wheelbase
Wheelbase is the length of the car between the front wheels and the rear wheels. It affects how much room you have in the cabin and how the car feels when you drive.
Company
Eurospec
Eurospec is mentioned as the shop where the speaker’s cousin “crushed” a bunch of cars. That suggests a European-car specialist or salvage-related operation, but the transcript doesn’t provide enough detail to be sure.
Term
engine's rebuilt
A rebuilt engine has been taken apart and fixed so it runs like it should again. When a seller says it’s rebuilt, it usually means the car has had expensive work done already.
Term
transmission
The transmission is what lets the engine use different gears to move the car smoothly. If it’s been worked on, it can mean the car’s shifting or power delivery was improved.
Term
suspension
Suspension is what helps the car absorb bumps and keeps the tires planted on the road. If it’s been repaired or upgraded, the car may drive much better than one with worn parts.
Company
VIN.com
VIN.com is mentioned as a website you can use when selling cars. A VIN is the unique code for a specific vehicle, and it helps identify the exact car you’re selling.
Car
Toyota Land Cruiser
A Toyota Land Cruiser is a big, tough SUV that’s built to handle rough roads. Here, it’s just the specific car the speaker was driving when the other driver did something dangerous.
Car
2012 Ford Mustang Boss 302
This is a special, performance version of the Ford Mustang. The “Boss 302” badge usually means it was tuned to drive harder and handle better, like for track days.
Car
Chrysler New Yorker
The Chrysler New Yorker is a large, older luxury car made by Chrysler. It’s meant to feel comfortable and upscale when driving. If it’s being mentioned in a conversation about cars to buy or sell, it’s usually because it’s a recognizable model and the condition matters.
Car
Ram 3500
The Ram 3500 is a heavy-duty pickup truck designed for bigger towing and hauling jobs. If someone mentions it with low miles and a toy hauler, they’re usually saying it’s set up to carry equipment or a trailer. It’s the kind of truck people buy when they need strong capability for work or recreation.
Car
Brinkley 3,500 Toy Hauler
This is a Brinkley toy-hauler RV. It’s the kind of camper designed to tow behind a truck and carry things like motorcycles or ATVs, not just people.
Term
Dooley
“Dooley” here sounds like “dually,” meaning the truck has extra-wide rear tires (two wheels on each side). It helps the truck handle heavier towing more safely.
Term
four wheel drive
Four wheel drive means the truck can send power to all four wheels. That helps it grip better on slippery roads or rough conditions, which is useful when towing.
Term
Limited Laramie
“Laramie” is a name for a truck’s equipment level—basically how fancy it is. “Limited Laramie” means it’s a higher-end version of that trim.
Term
Longhorn
“Longhorn” is another trim level name for a Ram truck. It generally means a nicer, more feature-rich version than the base models.
Term
Big Horn
“Big Horn” is a truck trim name—think of it like a package of features. Higher trims like this usually add more comfort and convenience.
Term
Tradesmen
“Tradesmen” is a truck trim name that usually means it’s more work-oriented. It’s typically less fancy than the higher trims.
Term
miles
“Miles” is the number on the odometer, meaning how much the vehicle has been driven. More miles usually means more wear, so it matters when buying used.
Term
upside down
“Upside down” means you owe more on the loan than the vehicle is worth right now. So if you try to sell it, you’d still have to pay the difference.
Term
Orphanel challenge
This sounds like a phrase about the hard part of selling an RV later. From the context, it’s probably about resale value and how quickly it can drop.
Term
Cummins
Cummins is a company that makes diesel engines. When someone says “the Cummins,” they mean the truck has that diesel engine, which many people like for pulling power and durability.
Term
title
A “title” is the paperwork that proves who owns the vehicle. If the seller has the title, it usually means the sale can be completed without ownership paperwork problems.
Car
Toyota Highlander
The Toyota Highlander is a family SUV, meaning it’s built to carry people and handle daily driving. If the paint looks faded, it can be a sign the car has been exposed to sun or hasn’t been cared for the same way. That matters because it can affect how the car looks and what it might sell for.
Part
water pump
The water pump moves coolant around the engine so it stays at the right temperature. If it’s broken, the engine can overheat, so fixing it can make the car run better.
Car
Chevrolet Chevelle
The Chevrolet Chevelle is an older American muscle-style car. A “72 Chevelle” means it’s from the 1972 model year. People talk about it because certain years are popular with collectors, and the car’s condition can make a big difference when selling.
Term
SS
“SS” is short for a performance trim level. Here, it sounds like the car was modified to match the look or setup of an SS version.
Term
Automatic
“Automatic” means the car shifts gears by itself. You don’t have to use a clutch or shift manually.
Term
Air conditioner
“Air conditioner” is what cools the inside of the car. They’re saying this one doesn’t have AC.
Concept
everything that breaks
They’re basically saying that if anything goes wrong, repairs are really expensive. It’s a warning about how costly the car can be to own.
Term
normally aspirated
Normally aspirated means the engine isn’t using a turbo or supercharger to force air in. The host is saying those non-turbo Ferraris have increased in value.
Concept
square body
“Square body” is a nickname for older GM pickup trucks with a very boxy, angular look. People use it to quickly describe the truck’s generation just by its shape.
Car
Chevrolet C30
C30s is a name for a certain older Chevy/GMC pickup version. In this call, it’s being used to say the truck is two-wheel drive, not four-wheel drive.
Concept
rust
Rust is a major value-killer on older trucks because it can indicate structural corrosion (frame, floor pans, rockers) rather than just surface cosmetic issues. In this segment, the host is warning that a truck with rust isn’t worth the stated price range.
Concept
appraiser
An appraiser is someone who estimates what a vehicle is worth. The host is basically saying: don’t just trust the estimate—try to get an actual offer or payment.
Term
convertible
A convertible is a car with a roof that can open up. Since there’s no fixed roof, the car usually has extra reinforcement so it still drives and handles well.
Term
six cylinder
That phrase means the engine has six separate combustion chambers (cylinders). It usually helps the engine run smoothly, but it’s not the only thing that affects how the car drives.
Term
four cylinder
That phrase means the engine has four cylinders. Four-cylinder engines are commonly used because they can be cheaper and more efficient, but how fast the car feels depends on the specific engine.
Term
2.2 liter
“2.2 liter” is the engine’s size—how much total volume the cylinders have. Bigger displacement often means more potential power, but the final output also depends on the engine design.
Term
extended cab
“Extended cab” is a truck layout with a bit more room behind the front seats than a basic regular cab. It usually means extra space for passengers, while still keeping a usable truck bed.
Term
rubber boot
A “rubber boot” is basically a rubber cover or seal. In this case, it’s likely helping keep the truck cap area sealed or protected from the elements.
Term
back window out
They’re describing a modification where the rear cab window was removed. It sounds like it was done to make room for a truck cap and a rubber seal/boot setup.
Term
subwoofers
Subwoofers are the speakers that play the deep “bass” sounds. Mounting them in the truck bed is a way to make that bass louder and more noticeable.
Brand
MG
MG is a car brand from the UK. People often talk about MG small sports cars as classic cars you can restore or enjoy.
Term
paint bubbles
Paint bubbles are little bumps or blisters in the paint. They usually mean something is going on under the paint—often rust—so the metal may be corroding even if the car looks nice from a distance.
Concept
cancer in a panel
“Cancer in a panel” is a nickname for bad rust that’s really taking over the metal. The warning is that if one spot is bad, other parts of the car may be rusting too, sometimes in places you can’t easily see.
Term
split bumper
A split bumper is a Camaro’s front bumper design that looks like it’s in two pieces instead of one. People use it to help figure out what year and version the car is.
Term
rebadged
Rebadged means the car was modified to look like a different model, usually by swapping badges. People worry about it because it can change what the car really is.
Term
Vintag and the Fender tag
A fender tag is a small factory label on the car that records how it was built. Along with the car’s VIN/ID info, it helps confirm whether the car is really the version it claims to be.
Term
air conditioning
Air conditioning was an optional extra on many older cars. Here, they’re using it to estimate how many cars like this were built.
Term
stick
“Stick” means the car has a manual transmission. They’re asking if it’s the manual version instead of an automatic.
Term
turbo 350
Turbo 350 is a common name for a GM automatic transmission. Here, they’re saying the car uses that automatic gearbox.
Term
10 to one compression
Compression ratio is how tightly the engine squeezes the air-fuel mixture. “10:1” means it’s fairly high, and it usually requires the right fuel and tuning to run safely.
Term
358 stroker
A 358 stroker is an engine build that makes a small-block V8 bigger by changing internal parts, usually to increase stroke. The goal is often more low-end torque and stronger pull.
Term
blueprint motor
A blueprint motor means the engine was built with very precise measurements and clearances. It’s basically a “built carefully to spec” kind of claim.
Term
torsion bars
Torsion bars are a type of suspension spring. Instead of using a coil spring, they work by twisting a metal bar when the wheel goes up and down. They help the car stay controlled over bumps and launches.
Term
nine inch forward rear end
A “nine inch” is a well-known rear-end setup used in many performance cars. It’s popular for drag racing because it’s strong and there are lots of parts available to rebuild or upgrade it. It helps the car survive hard launches.
Term
batteries in the trunk
Putting the battery in the trunk means the car’s electrical power source is moved from the engine bay. Performance cars sometimes do this to balance weight and make room for other parts. It usually requires proper wiring and a secure mount.
Car
55 T-Bird
This is a classic Ford “Thunderbird” from 1955. For older cars like this, buyers pay a lot more when it’s clean and rust-free, and when it starts and runs well.
Car
Jeep Wrangler
That’s a 2016 Jeep Wrangler. Value usually comes down to how clean it is, how many miles it has, and whether it’s been changed from stock.
Car
Ford Bronco
That’s a 1999 Ford Bronco. For these older SUVs, the big things that affect value are condition, rust, and overall upkeep.
Car
Ford Ranger
A Ranger is a Ford pickup truck. For older trucks, buyers care a lot about rust, mileage, and overall condition.
Term
off road
Off-road driving is when you take a vehicle on dirt trails or rough ground instead of regular roads. It can lead to more wear or damage to the bottom of the car and the tires.
Car
Cadillac DTS 2011
A Cadillac DTS is a big, comfortable luxury car from Cadillac. Here they’re talking about a 2011 example and trying to figure out which trim level it is, because that changes what features it has.
Term
sunroof
A sunroof is a part of the roof that lets in extra light and can open for fresh air. If it’s not working right, it can sometimes cause water leaks or noise.
Part
coil
A “coil” is part of the ignition system that helps create the high-voltage spark needed to start the engine. It’s often replaced or upgraded when people convert to newer electronic ignition.
Term
electronic ignition
Electronic ignition is a newer way to control the spark that lights the fuel in the engine. It usually makes the car easier to start and can require less fiddling than older ignition systems.
Car
International Scout 75
The International Scout 75 is a classic older 4x4 truck/SUV from International Harvester. People like it because it’s rugged and easy to work on, and a lot of them have V8 engines.
Car
2018 Lamborghini Huracan
The Lamborghini Huracán is a high-end supercar with the engine in the middle. This part of the show is about a specific 2018 Huracán they’re working on, and they’re confirming details like the color and body style.
Term
Roadster
A Roadster is basically an open-top version of a car. Instead of a fixed roof, it’s designed to let you drive with the top down (or folded).
Term
Coop
“Coop” sounds like they mean “coupe,” which is a car with a fixed roof. They’re basically asking whether it’s the open-top version or the normal roof version.
Car
3000 Austin Healey 3000
Austin-Healey 3000 is a famous old British sports car. Here they’re talking about a 1962-style car and whether it’s truly an original Healey or a replica/kit car pretending to be one.
Term
Corvette engine
A “Corvette engine” means an engine originally designed for Chevrolet’s Corvette, typically from the LS-series family in modern swaps. In this segment, they’re pointing out that a “383 stoker” isn’t actually a Corvette engine, even if it’s being used in a Healey-style car.
Concept
kit car
A kit car is a car that’s built from a parts kit instead of being made fully by the original automaker. People often treat them differently than real factory cars because they may not be as “original.”
Term
LS1
LS1 is a specific type of Chevrolet V8 engine from the LS family. When people swap engines, they often mean one of these LS variants, and the exact one matters for parts and performance.
Term
383 stoker motor
A “383 stoker” is an engine build meant to make a 383 cubic-inch V8 by changing internal parts (usually the crank). They’re using it to explain why the engine isn’t actually a Corvette engine.
Term
small block
A “small block” is a type of Chevy V8 engine. It’s popular because it’s relatively compact and there are lots of parts and upgrades available.
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Pronounce what?
Shinnecock.
Shinnecock.
The golf club. It's a golf club.
Well, good morning.
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That had a similar snafu, but it had nothing to do with the Shinnecock Indians.
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We do?
Yes.
Oh yeah, they're okay.
You know, Carol Miller, she's been around a while.
She's had a few cigarettes and she's had a few too many.
Okay.
She's had a few too many.
She's still smoking.
And she's been passed around a couple bands over the past 80 years.
Oh.
But.
But she's with us.
No, no, it's not Carol Miller.
No.
But we have our own, Cindy Snapper.
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Been out with the bands.
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In New York City, y'all never met Cindy, but, but.
She's been there.
Oh, she's been on tour.
Let me tell you, she's been in New York.
Good morning, Cindy.
Thanks a lot, John.
You know, I've been on everything but the Titanic and NYC.
It is.
And it's going to be a good night.
It's going to be a good night.
It's going to be a good.
I'm really disappointed you don't have Carol Miller.
I thought she was going to be here.
I get to meet her.
She's like your mantra.
She's like your treasure.
She reached the height.
Yeah, we voice older FM rock DJ.
What do you call the ladies that hang out with the bands?
Groupies.
Groupies.
Groupies.
I want to tell you this.
I'm not bragging.
I've been to a lot of shows with Carol Miller.
We've done a lot of bands together.
Really?
Yes.
Wow.
Last time we were actually together.
What happened?
I think it was during the Mr. Roboto tour.
We were with sticks.
All seven of them with this.
The young.
That would have been me.
Got some long fingers.
Dennis.
He does.
I'll tell you for three seconds.
I can prove it.
No.
I got a tattoo of two of them right here.
Take a look at this.
You're going, oh.
Pull that wrinkle over to the side so I can see it.
Oh.
Lovely.
Yeah.
See how big his thumb is?
My God.
What a man.
I don't want to see that.
And when we got done with sticks.
Yeah.
I'm telling you, it wasn't the other way around.
I'm just telling you the truth about this.
Carol Miller will back me up.
We went over to England with Peter Frampton and Eric Clapton.
A huge tour.
Yeah.
And this is when Eric Clapton was all cleaned up.
So there are a lot more drugs for all of us this time.
It was awesome.
And Carol Miller passed out.
Oh no.
For about three seconds and she got up and snorted another rail.
We had such a good time.
Play, Carol.
Play cocaine DJ.
I love that song.
You're a good guy.
That's my hero.
Thanks for the cocaine, Eric.
Well, Cindy, I know that you've had several lawsuits with other networks over your, you
know, she keeps suing people.
What do they call it when you get too old to get fired?
Plagiarism?
No.
It's not plagiarism.
When you let someone go and they're calling it because it's your age.
Oh, cloning idiot.
No, no.
Age discrimination.
So Carol's had a few age discrimination lawsuits against the different networks over the years.
And this is why this is the first time she's been on radio in a while because in her final
pleadings that they've got it straight now, she got paid for the fifth time.
For age discrimination.
Like the first one was at 70 and like now you're 90, 98.
I don't remember what Carol is.
No, no, no, no, you.
Well, I'm always a solid 69.
Okay, that's what I do.
And I've never been discriminated against by any STD because baby, I've had them.
Oh, I've had them all.
And you're excited right now.
Rock and roll.
She's still just vibrant.
Hey, where's my parrot?
Your parrot.
We have it downstairs.
I've got to get with my parrot.
Frankie, he's holding something for me.
Oh, right.
It's gonna be great.
It's Saturday.
Rock and roll.
I'll bring your parrot up for you.
It is Saturday morning.
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Oh, six Corvette base, 15,000 miles sticker automatic.
Automatic.
What color?
Monterey red.
What's that mean?
Monterey red is an upgrade.
I think this is one of the earlier triple triple or the base coat coat coat and
with the mid coat.
I love these Corvette guys.
What color are your new balance shoes right now and where are your socks
sitting on your on your calves and what day was this I've got my
chip a while.
I got my chip a while leather boots on right now.
Yeah, it's red or is it maroon?
It is more room.
Okay.
Monterey red.
I've never I've been to Monterey, but I didn't see maroon everywhere.
So I just didn't know.
Okay.
How long have you had the car?
I've had it for two going on two years.
Okay.
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I bought it.
I bought it for my wife.
She didn't pass.
Does she?
No, no, but thank you for asking.
Because you kind of like struggled when you said bought it for more.
Did she leave you?
No, not at all.
No, it was a gift.
She got her she got her bachelor's degree in nursing and I bought her this car.
We've been I've been looking for a while.
Took me a long time to find a low mile a journey model.
So when you take the 20 grand I'm going to give you are you going to keep it or you're
going to give it to her?
The 20 grand I am going to give it to her because she wants a backup camera.
So instead of molesting this car, I figured out just find a newer one.
Well, I was just wondering, you know, because like if you give somebody a car and then you
take it back, do you get to keep the money?
Oh, no, we talked about it.
Okay.
No, we talked.
We discussed it.
No, you don't get to keep the money.
It's a gift.
If you give your kid a car, if you give your kid a car and then he goes off to college
and you sell it, do you owe them the money?
Oh, yeah, but that's your kid.
Right?
That's your wife.
You own her.
I get a lot more out of my life than I do my kids.
I'm not going to take the money back.
Okay.
But I mean, even if you did take it back, I mean, you're just married, so it doesn't really matter.
All right.
Well, go to give me the vn.com and load it up.
Go to give me the vn.com and load it up.
Let's get her bought.
Thank you, sir.
Real quick, Doyle and Fort Worth, you've got an old Mercedes SLC.
That's the, a 76 Mercedes 450 SLC.
So that's not the SL.
That's the hard top longer version, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
The wheelbase is a little longer and it's got the rear seat.
My cousin just crushed a bunch of these over at Eurospec.
Get some pictures of it on your phone and let's look at, let me look at pictures.
Or really, what's great is a couple of little short videos and you walk around talking about
it, then we can really see what we're talking about because the condition on this car is
just everything.
Right.
It could be worth, you know, scrap or it could be worth a lot.
But 244 is not worth a lot on the mouse, but the engine's rebuilt.
I mean, if you totally restored the car, there's a whole different animal.
No, it's been what do you call, there's been a lot of stuff done on it, like the engine
and other transmission and suspension and all sorts of stuff.
When you see an Arizona area code calling you, that's going to be muffing.
She knows these cars very well.
I'm going to have her call you, get some pictures on your phone and you can get a deal done.
Thank you.
My name is John Clay Wolfe by Cars The Radio from America's Best Car Buyer.
Give me the VIN.com.
If you have a collection that you need to sell or if you, if you're of age and you want to
sell your cars, your collection of cars before you pass so your kids don't have to mess with
it, or if you're a kid of a parent that had five, 10, 20, 30 cars, 50, I don't care how
many, go to givemethevin.com and load up one and just say, hey, there's 80 cars.
Load up one and just say, hey, there's 18 more.
And we do, I typically handle those myself and I've gotten in the groove of that and I'm
really enjoying doing it.
So go to givemethevin.com on your collections.
Be right back.
A tradition plain and simple.
Hey now.
Good morning, New York.
We're excited to be on here on WXQ and yes, you too, New Jersey.
We know you're listening.
Thanks for paying New York prices just to tell everyone you don't live there.
Oh, good morning, New York.
If you're listening from the cross Bronx expressway, don't worry.
You'll still be sitting there when the show's over.
800-800-7234-800-807234.
This is our first morning in New York.
This is our first moment through Premier Satellites.
I am sitting in a studio and have no idea if we're on the air.
What if we're not on the air?
We are.
How do you know?
Call in, tell us if we're on the air.
800-800-7234.
That's 800-800 radio is what it spells out.
Call us with some good Northeast hate.
We always love that.
We did have one caller call in a moment ago just to tell the screener that you guys suck.
All right.
Thank you very much.
So that's peace and love, peace and love.
A badge of honor.
You just lost a listener.
800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
Do call us and let us know if we're on the air up there because it's weird.
We're sitting here and we really don't know and we're not sitting in New York within the listening area and I have no idea.
What if the system doesn't work?
I'm going to start getting worried JD.
Sure.
I start thinking about all these things.
We did all the setup and all this build for this 118 launch.
What if none of them worked?
But what if somebody didn't flip the switch?
Right.
And they told Bobba they wanted seven hours of replay loaded in case that it didn't work.
That's suspicious.
So what if it's not working?
Yeah, very suspicious.
What if it's just the replay?
What if it's just the replay?
We're just talking to ourselves right now.
What if the only listener is that guy that called in and said, you guys suck?
And he just got it off the web stream at JCWShow.com.
Right.
Yeah, there is the Wolfpack.
They are there.
Yeah.
But they're not listening on Terrestrial Radio on 104.
So 808, seriously, boogie check, boogie check, ooh, ah, if y'all remember that.
I need a...
Boogie check, boogie check, ooh, ah, boogie check, boogie check, ooh, ah.
I need a sound check.
I want you guys to call in and make sure that we're on the air.
800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
Yeah, we're live.
Who the hell are we doing this for now live?
You moron?
Who are you?
That's what everybody wants to know.
I am me.
Who is this guy?
I am me.
Who's this redneck?
You're a redneck.
I mean, who's this old angry mench?
It's Terly.
I'm not angry anymore.
You're mad.
I mean, I know I am from the East Coast and everything, but yes.
But you're from the East Coast.
But I've, you know, when you move to Texas, you calm down a little bit.
Stuff slows down in Texas.
Yeah.
Well, when I'm driving with you, you're still screaming everyone and call them MFers and
they're like cheap swings at them.
I had a gal this week.
I'm driving down the road and I'm in the left hand lane.
Call and let me know if I'm an A-hold.
Yes.
Okay.
Because I'm going 60, maybe 55 in the, in the fast lane.
And yes, I should have gotten over a little bit, but I had one guy fly by me honk and
give me the finger.
And then another person got in front of me and break check me hard.
Oh my God.
And I had to go over to the shoulder and I had to miss her is what turned out.
So then I'm like, okay, I'm tired of this.
This is the second one.
Yep.
So I went in front of her.
Oh.
I'm in a Toyota Land Cruiser and I just break checked the SI.
And she locks up and she's sideways and then she whips in front of me.
Right.
She whips in front of me.
Thank God it was a she.
I didn't realize this.
And she's like in a Kia blah.
Okay.
And she slams on her brakes.
Turn sideways in the middle of the expressway.
Get out of the car.
When she's getting out of the car, she bumped the trunk.
So I see the trunk pop up and I'm like, oh my gosh, she's got a gun in the trunk.
Oh no.
Oh, and big old Puerto Rican mama is coming and she leans over to shut the trunk.
So that was the thing.
Okay.
There's not a gun here.
And then she walked up to me and told me to tell me what an a-hole I am and all this on
the freeway.
Yeah.
She literally.
And that's why Latina's make better love than white girls.
Okay.
Passion.
That's raw passion.
Yeah.
Raw passion.
Ricardo, good morning.
You're in there.
Hey, good morning.
How are you?
Good.
Thank you so much for having me.
How are you guys?
I saw you guys in New York, like physically in New York?
No, we are not physically in New York, but the radio show is in New York.
But are you listening to us on the FM airways up there?
That's what I'm trying to figure out.
I am.
I am.
I'm listening to you on a...
I'm tuned into Q1043 and I'm listening to you guys.
It's working.
Gene, Stanton Island.
He's the first guy.
Gene and Stanton Island.
Wow.
Gene and Stanton Island.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Are we working?
Is it working?
Yes, sir.
Everything's working.
Everything's sounding great.
Do you pick up any racial under...I mean, do you pick up any undertones in my voice like
Southern?
Do I sound Southern to you?
A little bit, yeah.
Okay, a little bit I can deal with.
This was a problem.
Do you know I've been wanting to get on this station for 20 years?
Ever.
We've been doing this for 20 years and they always said you sound too Southern.
And I'm like...
No, I know.
You're okay.
All right.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, give it a minute.
It'll happen.
New Brunswick, New Jersey.
I don't have anybody's name.
Pick a wheelie.
Are you there?
Very good.
Yo.
Okay.
We're loud and clear.
We're good.
Yeah, I can hear you good.
You don't sound too Southern.
You got to get in the New York accent.
Can you give me a quick...tutorial?
Can you give me a quick tutorial?
What are you doing, dude?
What's the matter with you, huh?
Call somebody in A-hole and hold the door open for them at the same time.
That's my version of New York.
Okay.
It's true.
I got a little in here.
All right.
New Brunswick, New Jersey.
Are you there?
Yeah.
What's up?
You guys do definitely sound Southern, man.
You guys got that.
You guys carry that, those letters there like this a little bit longer than we do up here
now.
Yeah.
Golly.
I got you after it now.
Where are you?
Like where are you physically?
Are you in Jersey or the city?
Yeah.
Greenbrook, New Jersey.
All right.
All right.
Jersey.
All right.
Jersey.
All right.
Jersey.
Here's another Jersey.
201-566 number.
Who's this?
Hello?
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
What you got?
Are we on?
I got.
I got for the first three minutes listening to you there.
You guys are assholes.
Well, all right.
I like that.
I had to dump somebody.
He said he can't, we are on FM broadcast so you can't like say full curse words.
You can dance around it.
But that guy is a real a-hole for saying that.
Correct.
But now we know we're on.
We're not.
You are.
Now we're on.
Perfect.
We've just been pristened.
Good morning, 104.
My name's John Clay Wolfe.
This is the John Clay Wolfe Show.
We'll be right back.
Hi, we're back to the John Clay Wolfe Show.
Presented by GiveMeTheVin.com.
Thanks for making us number one.
Morning, everybody.
Frank, New York City.
You're on the air.
What's your problem?
What's your problem, Jerky?
Good morning, John.
Hi, hi.
I got a question for you guys.
What happened to my music?
What happened to my regular radio thing?
Hi, Jack.
Stevie Wonder's playing right now.
Do you not like black people and blind people?
What's up, Turley?
I mean, come on.
That's music, isn't it?
Come on, Stevie Wonder on Q1043, please.
You racist pig.
Where are you in the city?
What's your story?
What's your location?
I'm in Brooklyn, New York, and sheepshead in Brooklyn.
Sheepshead.
So how am I supposed to talk?
Right in the water, right by Manhattan Beach.
Tell me about it.
You sound like you've got a little personality.
My parents are in Connecticut.
But they're not anymore because they're dead,
which is not funny.
But this shows for you.
This one's for you, Ma.
And actually, this is why I wanted to be on this station
because my mom's buried up there.
She's been gone for a while.
But they kind of, you know, she's a good-looking gal, right?
My mom.
And when she was about 40, she married a rich Italian Wall Street
guy that lives nowhere else but Greenwich, right?
So my time up there was around these stiffs.
Now, Tony would bring me into town a little bit,
and I'd get some, you know, I don't know,
I'm in middle school through high school, college.
But I need to learn the culture up there a little bit better.
And, Frank, you sound like a real guy.
You sound like a real guy.
Can you teach me a little bit?
Yeah, that last guy before trying to talk to you like Brooklyn,
that's not how we talk.
Obviously, you hear how I'm talking.
Right.
And this is the way we say it, you know what I'm saying?
I know what you're saying.
You don't just say, hey, dude, how you doing?
You sound like a freaking jerk.
And I'm not going to curse at all.
Thank you.
We're in a town from Brooklyn, not to curse.
So I'm going to hold my tongue.
So my stepdad, his name is Tony Zaluca, rest in peace, right?
But he was telling me, because I'm from Texas,
and the blacks and the Mexicans and the whites,
they do their thing.
But up there, it's different.
He was like, he had problem with Irish people.
And I didn't understand that.
Yeah, well, that's understandable.
The Irish and the Italians, we don't always get along so good.
He told me this years ago, was it over jobs or something,
back when the boat came over?
It's way back, right?
Yeah, back in the day, as they put it, the Irish came over first,
and they kind of put a footprint here.
When the Italians came over, they were pretty much shunned
and pushed to the side.
But being Italian and being as strong as we are,
we just pushed our way in.
So yeah, the Irish and the Italians have a history.
Is there still a problem?
I mean, do you still kind of look at each other funny?
No, I wouldn't say we look at each other funny,
because that's long ago now.
We don't really hold the grudge.
Sounds like you still have a chip, Frank.
Well, you know, any grudge is Italians hold.
We usually, you know, we take care of them, you know what I'm saying.
Thank you, Frank, in New York City.
Danbo, good morning.
Danbo, Danbo.
Danbo.
What's going on?
How are you doing?
Good. What you got?
I just left the car in Manhattan now, driving around.
I got to do 12 hours of escalator calls.
But as far as your vernacular goes, do you say wash the car
or wash the car?
Wash.
Okay.
Wash it with water.
Wash the car with warm water.
Mike in Brunswick.
Hey, man, good morning.
Welcome to New York.
Thank you, sir.
Welcome to I'm bridging the gap between Dallas and New York.
Yeah, well, like that previous call,
I got that going on in my life.
I'm half Italian, half Irish.
I got five of myself.
It's your self loving boy.
But anyway, yeah, so what's your guys deal, man?
I mean, what's the show all about?
We've been doing this 20 years and today's our big day.
We joined the premier networks.
We launched on 118 stations today.
And it took 20 years to finally get shown the real door, right?
Because we've been treated like side bitches forever.
And we're still a side bitch.
And we know it.
I still got a black eye right here if you look.
You know, I don't talk too much.
But we cut up kind of locker roomy.
We've got a car button thing in us.
And people will call in and tell us about their car,
like give me the quickie on it and I'll hang a number on it.
The show is sponsored by a company called give me the vin.com.
Sell us your car.
Give me the vin.com.
So easy you can do it in your underwear.
And this has literally been going on with give me the vin for 20 years.
So we cut up, entertain, make ourselves laugh.
And the commercial part of it is where we can get cars for give me the vin.com.
But the calls on that point are really funny because we start arguing with people over price.
Imagine that.
So it's kind of like, like a pawn shop counter.
What were those guys named?
They ripped us off 18 years ago.
I started this 20 years ago, 21 years, 20 years ago.
And Pondstar started it on cable.
And like those guys stole my shtick.
Freakin Irish.
Give an example.
What is he driving right now?
What are you driving?
F-154.
What year?
2022, 21,000 miles.
An extended cab or regular cab?
It's extended cab.
Is it just a white truck?
Is it like a commercial truck?
Like a construction?
No, it's just a regular.
No, no, no.
It's my personal vehicle.
Okay.
And how it's got 20,000 miles.
Is it a two-wheel driver for?
Four-wheel.
All right.
And it's extended cab, not crewing.
Is it leather cloth?
It's cloth.
Okay.
22 extended cab, four-wheel drive between them.
What you, you says 22 and 22.
Truck's worth 30 grand.
Well, I want to drive it to a wheels full.
Yeah.
But that's what big, but like people that want to sell their car,
they call and I put a number on it.
But that's it.
So do you work on Saturdays?
I, I'm 24-7 on call.
What do you do?
But I, I'm a property manager for the city of New York.
The city of New Brunswick.
Back in the 30.
All right.
All right.
Well, I hopefully you have a new appointment every Saturday morning right here on this
radio show because we are live.
We are not on replay.
And by the way, JD, they're, they're, you know, we always piss off whenever we grow.
Oh yeah.
The guys in LA are pissed off.
Why?
Because they were on replay and now they're not because we're live.
Oh, okay.
So it's always something.
It's always something.
There's a button you've created so people can complain.
Oh yeah.
You can go to JCWShow.com, click contact and click complain.
Right below it drops down and says complaint.
That's where you go to complain.
And he goes, please complain because I get the Elliot, the guy that's catching the complaints
from my heart.
I actually made a bet with him and I bet that we would get at least 100 complaints per
day per day.
And I will, and I will, I will pay you $5 complaint if we don't get a hundred.
So that's $500.
I'm paying Elliot.
So I need y'all to complain because if I get more than 100 complaints, I'll save you $5.
You guys suck.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I don't care if you like the hard top or the soft top.
I want to hear some hard rock.
There you go.
There you go.
What have you got in the news, JD Ryan?
What do we have in the news?
Glad you asked.
Let's see here.
John, you've gotten deep into AI recently.
We all know that, right?
We got 40 seconds.
Oh, I don't have time to talk about it.
Why don't you tease it for coming up?
Yeah, we have basically, you ever put AI together and let them talk to each other?
This guy did and it is hilarious.
AI is not, I don't think it's ready for the mainstream world yet.
Yeah.
Now all the work I've done with it is, you know what, I've got something we can do real
quick.
Okay.
Back tracks.
Back tracks.
Back tracks.
I'm going to play two songs and I'm going to run them backwards.
You call in 800-800-7234-800-800 radio during this music break that we're fixing to go
to and the first two, the first person to get it right gets any merch they want at JCWShow.com.
Clip one.
And if you notice, Bob, I didn't even say what the band is because I didn't figure I
had to.
Let's go to cut two because that first one, you don't have to say it.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
W-A-X-Q, New York City, rock central, right?
Everybody knows rock better than anybody else.
I didn't say the band.
I didn't say nothing.
I'm playing two songs backwards and you can call in right now, 800-800-7234-800-800-800-7234-800-800-800-radio.
Tell us the band and the name of these two songs and you'll win the stuff and there's
more stuff that you're going to win that we'll explain when we come back from break.
But here's the two songs.
I'm going to play them two more times and remember the number 800-800-radio.
Call in during the break.
Tell us who it is.
Cut one.
Cut two.
And we'll be right back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show.
Good morning, East Coast.
Now we just lit up the rest of that side of that time zone.
Florida, Carolina's, Atlanta's, Atlanta and Central or is it?
Atlantic City.
No, Atlanta.
No, that's not.
That's Central time.
The Central Atlantic City Jersey.
We've got like 17 stations now up on the Northeast Coast.
I can't name them all.
We've been on New York on 104 for the first hour solo.
Hey Florida, how the hell are y'all?
My name's John Clay Wolf and we did a little bit before and people are getting it all wrong
so I got to set this up right.
I tried to do it naked and blind but didn't work.
And Victor Sandoval, good morning, where are you?
Hey, how you doing?
I think it's all along the watch tower, Jimi Hendrix and Fly Like an Eagle Lenny Kravitz.
Is this Victor Fly Like an Eagle Lenny Kravitz?
Is this our Victor from California?
Yeah.
What time is it out there, dude?
Like three in the morning?
It's like four or something.
What are you doing up?
I'm watching the show, man.
What do you think?
All right, you're diehard.
Love it.
Love it.
Love it.
How long you been riding along with us?
Like two or three years?
Yeah, since like November 24, 23.
And explain to me the culture, how you, because these guys, they all grouped up on our website,
on our chat box in the room and they've become crazy.
They're like their own little family.
Where's the website, JD?
It's JCWShow.com and then immediately it'll pop right up while we're live on the air.
Yep.
And it's growing.
Boop.
Victor, good morning.
You're wrong.
Are you drunk?
Are you still an alcoholic or are you getting over it?
I'm trying to get over it.
Oh, good.
All right.
800-800-7234.
Here's what we're doing.
Back tracks.
It is ZZ Top.
It is not Fly Like an Eagle by Lenny Kravitz.
Wow.
Wrong white guy, Victor.
From California.
It's crazy.
ZZ Top back tracks.
Cut one.
Cut two.
That's so easy.
There's a polis joke in that song somewhere.
There we go.
Okay.
800-800-7234.
800-800-7234.
800-800-radio is the call and number.
You call in and guess the name of these two ZZ Top songs.
Tell us the names and you'll win the stuff.
And the stuff is Bob.
We've got a merchandise.
I'm going to give me the Vin page.
John Clay, Wolf Show merchandise.
And from Born Late Records, I got a pristine vinyl copy of DeGueiro.
My favorite ZZ Top album.
We'll do it one more time.
Cut one.
Cut two.
Call in 800-800-7234.
800-800-radio.
And while we're waiting and you're calling, I'm going to grab Jay in New York.
Jay, good morning.
You're on the air.
Hello.
Hello.
Jay, you're on the air.
Good morning.
Hello.
Good morning.
Don't be too nice.
Don't be too nice.
You won't.
You'll make me...
What do you got?
I got a 2012 Ford Mustang Boss 302.
Boss 302.
What color?
Conna blue.
Conna blue.
Somebody's got something playing.
Average rough or clean?
Clean.
Okay.
How long have you had it?
Since new.
And you want to sell it?
I think so.
It depends on the price.
I mean, isn't that the story of life?
That's like in the Bible.
But I mean, like fundamentally you want to sell it.
You just want to make it.
You want to sell it.
You want to sell it.
You want to sell it.
You want to sell it.
You want to sell it.
You want to sell it.
You want to sell it.
You just want to make sure you whack somebody in the head and get over on them.
Right?
I don't want to get taken advantage of.
How about that?
That's fair enough.
That's a fair point.
Have you had this thing priced anywhere else?
No.
I just heard you on the radio and I figured let me call and see what somebody would offer
me for it.
Okay.
Does it have a clean car fax?
Does it have any damage history?
Do you live in the city so is it scuffed on every corner?
It is not.
It's Garage Queen from day one.
Just take it out on Joyride.
It's clean car fax.
Like I said, had it from day one, maintained it myself.
Does 27 grand put it to bed?
No.
That's a little light for me.
Does 27.2 put it to bed?
Yeah.
We'd have to be somewhere over 30.
It's crystal clean.
The interior is immaculate.
I wouldn't get rid of it for under 30.
What's your payoff?
What's that?
What is your payoff with the bank?
Pay off.
The cost has been paid off for about 10 years.
There you go.
There you go.
Okay.
You checked me.
I checked you.
We've sniffed each other's shoes.
So, homie's got money and he's not dealing from a point of weakness.
He's dealing from a point of strength.
Correct.
All right.
So, now let's see if you're dealing from a point of reality.
Has anybody, has any woman in your life ever told you you're unrealistic?
Because I have a feeling they have.
Probably.
I mean, we all can be.
I'm going to give you 30 grand and you're going to bow up and say it's not enough.
That's what's fixing to happen here.
Because you ain't got the balls to sell it.
Yeah, it has to be over 30, like I said.
Okay, then 30,100.
No, that's not enough.
So, how much is it?
I would say 32.
It's got 22,000 miles on it.
If it had 12, I'd do it in a heartbeat.
No, 20.
It's a little under 25.
It's 24 or 5 or so.
All the same.
It's just the miles aren't low enough to do 32.
They're just not.
Okay.
But I will give 30 because I'm feeling generous this morning and when you go shopping and
sniffing, you'll realize you got a pretty good offer from me right here.
All right.
I mean, it might be, but I just, for me, it's.
It's the point.
You want to whack somebody.
I started this conversation as you wanted to whack somebody in the head.
You said no.
That was the first lie told.
Now, it is not about the money.
It is about whacking somebody.
You want to, you're worried you, somebody was going to get over on you and I'm worried
you're going to try to get over on me and the two grand is the getting over number.
So you can, can you get 32 for your car retailing it?
Yes.
Are you going to have to go through all the trouble to do that?
Yes.
And is there a good chance you're going to call me in two weeks after all the Facebook
freaks from marketplace call you and scare you and where you at and your time's worth
more than that two grand you're fighting for?
Yes.
And go to give me the Vin.com and I'll still give the 30 there.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Okay.
All right.
You get your first hard ass New Yorker there.
Hey, Tim and Pittsburgh WDVE.
Good morning.
These are the backtrack songs.
Let me refresh it real quick.
Cut one.
Cut two.
Brian and where are you?
Manchester, New Hampshire.
What do you want?
Yes.
Hey, Ben, we miss Greg in the morning buzz on our Saturday mornings.
They're repeats, but it's good stuff.
Okay.
Hey, talk radio for AM, buddy.
Do you have a pencil handy by any chance?
Or a pen?
Do I have a pencil handy?
Do you have anything to write with?
Sure.
Yeah.
Jay CW show.com.
And there's a button that says contact.
Click that and there's a big bold thing.
It says complaints.
Go there and complain.
Well, it's not so much a complaint as a commentary.
I want to complain.
Tim and Pittsburgh, what's the two songs?
LaGrange and Jesus just left Chicago.
No.
We're not sure you're close, but you're wrong.
Okay.
All right.
Why are we doing backtracks for ZZ Top this week?
Today is Frank Beard's birthday.
Ironically, he's the only one named Beard that has no beard in the band.
We're on this day back in 1949 that makes him 77 today.
Now what's interesting about Frank Beard, if you saw the documentary, is he spent all
of his 70s ZZ Top money on illicit drugs.
Literally.
And we've got a little passage of him talking very fondly of how he spent his time back
then.
They had to take a two year hiatus to get him into rehab and straightened up before
they came back.
Yeah.
First time I ever did any drug at all was a LSD.
Boy, I liked it.
I mean, it was looking for God and that whole thing.
I mean, I really became a seeker of truth and all of that.
And then, you know, the pills thing, you know, about this from the workflow and the heroin
thing came about because I just liked it.
I mean, you never done heroin, you know, it's great.
I mean, it is a vacation for the mind.
Wow.
He's done a lot.
He's done so much.
And he's been sober for decades now.
Yeah.
And since like 79 or so.
So happy birthday, Frank.
What does heroin do?
I've never tried heroin.
No.
And I've I'd like to people have done heroin.
Please call in and tell us about heroin.
Wow.
I mean, Ray Charles really enjoyed it.
800-800-7234-800-800-RADIO.
If you are listening right now and you've done heroin or you're doing heroin as we're
speaking, please call in 800-800-RADIO and tell us about the buzz.
Good morning, buzz radio.
Houston Tech.
That's the same phone number if you want to sell your car to give me the VIN.com.
That's right.
That's right.
Or you want to guess these backtracks.
There's a lot of things you can do with that number.
Brian and Pittsburgh, what have you got?
Uh, cheeks and glasses and a green.
No, no, no.
I was clapping wrong.
That's right.
Yeah.
No, that's not it.
That's not it.
That's not it.
How the hell did you get that?
Let's do it again.
Backtracks.
Cut one.
Cut two.
Brandon and Pittsburgh, a different WDV listener.
Good morning.
What are the two backtrack songs?
Put these people to sleep.
Hey, good morning.
Show them that heroin addicts can listen.
The first song is Chiefs and Glasses and the second one is Jesus Just Left Chicago.
Yeah, boy.
There you go.
Brandon, have you ever done heroin?
Yeah.
I have never done heroin.
I want to talk to people that do heroin.
I want to understand it better.
800-800-723.
I'm not promoting heroin.
Not at all.
I just want to understand.
I'm an inquisitive little guy.
You certainly are.
My name's...
All right.
Brandon wants to stay tuned too.
Of course you know about heroin.
Hang on.
Pittsburgh, who's this?
You're on the air.
Pittsburgh.
Yes, you just called me.
Yeah.
What do you got?
Uh, you were asking about heroin.
Yes.
You stay hooked.
You got a first-hand experience?
Yeah.
All right.
I want...
I've got to do a different segment right now so you just stay on hold for a few minutes
and we're going to get back to you and you're going to teach us about heroin.
800-800-7...
The lightning round's coming up.
The lightning round's where you call them at the cars.
Year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean.
And I'm going to bid the cars on the radio right here on behalf of America's best car
buyer, our sponsor.
Give me the VIN.com.
If give me the VIN does not beat a CarMax or a CarVanadeal, they will send you a check
for $100 for the opportunity.
All right.
During this break, you want to sell something you want to check me on price.
I'm the mouthpiece.
My name's John Clay Wolfe.
800-800-7234-800-800-radio.
Can't remember that.
Then you're a little downcy and we can't help you.
Hang tight.
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Am I worth more?
Yeah.
I'm worth a whole lot more.
You know what?
You're right.
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All you've got to do is go before the judge.
Here to bring your best offer.
Judge John Clay Wolfe.
The idea was like a 1970 GTO.
You see that up there?
That's a judge.
So we need to lay some muscle car sound down under that.
But unfortunately, I brought up the heroin deal and all the phones are full of heroin
people.
And it didn't give the car people any room.
That can be insightful.
So normally this is where you would fit cars, correct?
Well, here's one.
Rick, it says you have a truck and a camper.
Did you also do heroin?
No.
Oh, no heroin for you.
Not everything else, but no heroin.
What?
We'll get to the heroin in a minute.
What's telling about the truck and the camper?
All right.
It's a 21, 3,500 Ram.
It's only got 33,000 miles on it and a 21 Brinkley 3,500 Toy Hauler.
All in excellent condition.
We do have a guy give me the VIN that buys RVs.
So you can put them both into give me the VIN.
I'm not going to bid the Toy Hauler because I don't know them off the top of my head.
Got you.
But I do know the truck.
So it's a Dooley?
It's a Dooley.
Yeah, it's got four wheel drive commons.
Four wheel drive commons.
Yes, sir.
And which trim level?
Limited Laramie, Big Horn, Longhorn, Tradesmen, blah, blah, blah.
Laramie.
Laramie.
And how many miles?
33.
Garage kept excellent condition.
The truck is paid for.
I'm upside down in the Brinkley.
Of course.
The Orphanel challenge is around.
And between you and I, that's why I didn't want to bid it.
Because I haven't met an RV guy yet that's right side up in a Brinkley or an RV of any
sort.
But you have heard of Brinkley.
No, but all of them.
I mean, Wildwood, Willwood, every RV in the world, everybody's upside down in them.
So I just kind of duck them.
And I have this guy and he pays me $250 every time he buys one from our listeners.
It saves me so much time because I don't have to hear about everybody that's buried and
he can sift through that crap.
Right.
But see the truck, the Cummins, Homeboy's got a title.
So when I hit him at 50 grand, if I hit him at 50 grand right upside the head and he passes,
then that's shame on him.
Indeed.
Well, that's why I'm hoping to do the deal somehow so it balances out the camper.
Now that's what that's now this sounds like a conversation with my wife.
But I'm saving you.
Do this.
Sell the truck, give me the van for 50 bucks and then go work your deal in the camper.
He'll buy the camper and load the camp.
Go to give me the van, load them both in separately.
And then they'll send the camper to our camper dude and the truck we handle ourselves.
So you got the 50 gram of the camper.
I mean, with the truck and then you're going to blow 10, 10 G's.
I can already tell you on the camper from your payoff to what it's worth.
It's like every bit of it.
Yeah, like like the gravitational pull of the earth versus campers.
There's no way for that not to happen.
OK, thank you.
Bill in Pittsburgh, I do want to get to your heroin story.
Are you there?
Yeah, I've got to take a music break right now.
I'm going to be back in like four minutes and we're going to go straight to you.
OK.
Thank you.
808240800 radio.
My name's John Clay.
Well, if this is the John Clay Wolf Show, good morning, everybody.
Be right back. And yeah, we're live.
God, replay radio.
That sucks. This is real beer bag.
I don't want to do your sleepwalk dance anymore.
I just want to see some palm trees.
I'm going to try and shake away.
Now you got enough.
There's enough weirdos here.
These are like enough mom and pop sort of independent run stores.
That's a big thing with me.
Like when I go on the road, like I can't do these these chains anymore.
You know, depressing it is to go to a town and see like another port of fat people
stumbling out of like a cheesecake factory.
You know, oh, they're horrific.
Just pressing their face up against the glass.
And they put cookies in that one.
You know, like they're inventing ways to get extra fat, you know.
You know, we're back to the John Clay Wolf Show taking over your radio every
Saturday morning, hit them up. 80800 radio.
And remember, just because the all you can eat buffet says all you can eat,
it does not mean eat all you can.
Yeah. Bill and Pittsburgh.
Good morning. We were we were talking about heroin.
You've got a heroin story.
Yeah, I mean, I was the one who gets by for 25 close to 25 years.
I did heroin for about six years,
been clean for about a year and a half now, though.
How did that affect your work?
Pretty bad.
You know, if I didn't have it, I couldn't go to work.
And I pretty much would scrounge up where I could to get it, because, you know,
that's anything that would make you feel better.
So I would think that like heroin, were you taking shots or?
No, I never I never shot up.
I always like you snorted it. OK.
Because I would think like if you shot up at like what I've seen in the movies,
it just knocks him into outer space and that would be hard to work.
So do people not pick up on the fact that you were a stone on heroin when you were at work?
No, not at all.
Like I said, like even with my relationship with my ex,
you know, I know when I was doing it.
I mean, I was a functioning addict.
You know, before I got on heroin, I wonder if I was just doing pills.
I mean, I was fine, but heroin was the downfall.
Why did you stop? It sounds like it was going good.
What, the pills? All of it.
Well, the pills I stopped because it was too expensive and hard to get.
Couldn't doctor shop anymore.
But the heroin just started doing my life and I get clean from my kid and,
you know, get back with my life and my second rehab fixed it.
That sounds cheap.
Thank you, Bill.
Penny Stanton Island, New York. Good morning. You're in there.
Good morning. How are you doing?
I just is nothing about cars,
car bins or anything like that or heroin experiences.
So I did my drugs.
And like I said, like I said before, I'm 72 years old.
I'm single. I'm originally from the Bronx.
All right. All right.
Bronx, New York. Love.
But now I had to move to Stanton Island for work reasons and family and all that
kind of stuff. But anyway, I was at Schaefer Hall last night and I was at
the road show with Trevor and all the guys from Q and I turned on my radio
station this morning, Trevor and Gary and everybody from the road to the
show at Schaefer Hall. Yeah.
And I was wondering what Schaefer Hall, Manhattan,
39th Street, right.
With the old Lord and tale building.
Okay. And I turned on my radio station this morning and what the, what the,
you know, is going on here.
I'm your new hero. I am your new Buddha.
I am your new preacher.
I understand that. And unfortunately I work on Saturday mornings,
but this is the first time I'm off because I'm going to M.S.
Street tonight to see Lionel Richie and Earth, Wind and Fire.
Hey, now, now Penny, that you remember.
That's a pretty damn good show.
First Wind and Fire.
I saw both of them before and they, they are fantastic.
Cindy Snapper. Hey, hey, Cindy Snapper is one of our show people.
Cindy, are you there?
Yeah, right here with you, John.
So Cindy, didn't you tell me like back in 82,
you had sex with the entire band of Earth, Wind and Fire?
Well, you tell your job.
This, this experience, it wasn't even like sex.
It was so, it was so out of this world.
You, you understand if you, if you get all the guys of the band,
yeah, all the horns, all the drummers and percussionists,
background singers. There's like 27 of them.
Mr. Bailey, as we call him.
Philip Bailey.
34 guys. Oh, 34.
OK. And five girls. OK.
It was quite a, it was a three day deal.
Now, I am not what they would call a intimate worker.
This was done free of charge on my part.
I was very happy to play a part of the Earth,
Wind and Fire, the elements of the world
that create our existence. Right.
I've had them all.
Was it like a religious experience for you at times,
depending on your religion?
Penny, have you ever done anything like that?
Oh, not really, but I'll keep it in mind.
Because I do have VIP tonight.
So I think I'm getting close to them.
All right, well, I mean, Cindy can tell you how to work it.
Cindy, do you have any guys I just want to go ahead?
I just want to tell you guys, just keep up.
Keep up the good work. All right.
Thank you, man. 800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
Sounds like we've got our own Marianne from Brooklyn.
I like that girl. I think she's got a great spirit.
You know, Cindy, if you want to go out,
what's what's her name? Penny.
Penny. Penny Lane.
If you want to go out, you've got VIP to Earth, Wind and Fire.
Congratulations, first of all, what they're going to want.
There are two things that will really help if you go up there.
Bring some of the
macadamia cookies from Cheesecake Factory
and a couple of couple of gallons of what you and I call great drink.
They'll love it.
They did last time I saw them in 1983.
What if they're out of great drink?
Will orange suffice?
Is anything red?
Anything red will go or just fine.
So Earth, Wind and Fire likes colored drinks.
Well, don't we all?
I know I do.
I've had them all over me and I've had them all over the world.
And now I'm having you to stay with us.
We've got more of the John Clay Walsh Show coming right here next.
Oh, yeah.
To the John Clay Walsh Show presented by Give Me The Vendor.
And now send your one Clay Walsh.
Remember today, Norway plays soccer at Five Eastern
and that is going to be the most watched
FIFA game in a long, long, long time.
Because this guy, what John George is in, the Holland.
Yeah, he's awesome.
Yeah, but Eastern American folk hero already.
Yeah, you're forgetting who they're playing, though.
England. Yeah.
That's a big draw.
I hear you.
You and your you just all you're all into Norwegian
and that that Dutch and my wife, like her stock
has never been hotter than this week.
Yeah, everybody's like realizing these Scandinavian chicks are hot as balls.
And and, you know, they're just all so proud this week
because this guy's brought that whole zone famous again.
I called my friend who married a Norwegian.
I said, I bet he's from Boston.
Hello. I'm like, I bet it's terrible this week.
He said, you have no idea.
I just said, I bet it's terrible this week.
I didn't say why.
I didn't say how he said, you have no idea.
Because he's I said, you're having to hear about how great
Norway is in your house.
You're having to hear about how your kids,
every positive attribute they have in their soul
came from her Norwegian blood.
Yeah. And he's like, you just have no idea.
I said, just leaving.
Boston.
It's a lot of that talk going on.
I'm sure, sure.
Is your so is your wife bragging, even though she's not from Norway?
Nah, she's she's actually she's been here so long.
She's been here like 22 years.
She's kind of over it.
She's not over it, but but she's lightened up.
What you got?
What do we have?
We have one funny thing happened actually to one devastated
soccer fan when his beloved Japan lost their match with Brazil.
OK, so he's already upset.
This poor guy was filmed crashing out, basically losing it.
Just after Japan was eliminated from the competition.
What's worse, he had to watch the whole thing from the Brazil
fans section.
Did not happen in World War Two.
No, it just happened this week.
They didn't get eliminated from the competition.
Well, they did.
Actually, that's a whole different story, though.
And they were giving him a really hard time.
He's sitting in the Brazil section, the fan section cut number seven.
OK, I'm not OK.
I'm not OK.
Stop it.
Stop it.
But OK.
I live in Brazil.
So I'm I'm trying.
I don't know what he said, but we do have a translator here in the house
of Asian persuasion Tiger Woods Mother.
Good morning, Tiger Woods Mother.
How are you?
Oh, this is a mess of way sad.
What was he saying?
He was sad about soccer.
Sad about soccer?
Sad about soccer.
Sad about soccer.
What happened when you go to the soccer?
When you go to the soccer?
Someone must win.
Somebody has to win.
Our team has to lose.
Somebody has to lose.
Win or lose.
Right.
This man team.
They lose.
Yes, they do.
And he's sitting in the section with the Blasio.
Yeah, the Brazil.
Blasio soccer fans.
No, no.
No, no.
So they bring him in bananas.
Oh, they brought him in bananas.
Yeah, they think we're wearing him in the Apple and Cinnamon.
It's delicious.
But they know nice about soccer.
And the men cry.
And he tells them to shoot him.
He did.
He tells them to shoot him like a Japanese man and never this way.
They always saw polite.
Polite, they're very polite.
Very polite.
Very polite.
But this man's heart is broken.
Sure, his team lost.
Broken in two and a half for his team at Japan and soccer.
Japan.
Many things happen in my family this way with Tiger.
Oh, Tiger, your son.
Tiger, good golfer.
He's a great golfer.
Good golfer.
Great.
But he rules his wife.
And then he rules his girlfriend.
He lose his other wife.
And he knows life's so good.
He doesn't drive very well.
He lost a couple of teeth, too, didn't he?
He lost a man in teeth.
Broke a leg.
And?
He lost a couple of cars.
Last two years, he keep losing his bars.
Did not know this part.
But he work on this.
He play PGA 21 on his real Nintendo Switch.
And he's getting better, better all the time.
Thank you, Tiger Woods Mother.
It's always great to have you on the show.
Thank you.
Come back later on.
It is time for Florida News.
We can certainly do that if you'd like to.
Florida, good morning.
Florida.
And now from North America's own land down under,
it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified
lifeguard, JD Ryder.
But the first part of the story is not that unusual.
A guy stole some booze from a Florida liquor store,
not unusual.
But he tried to outrun the cops.
And that didn't work out too well for him.
He offered one of them.
The best part, he offered him a drink of his vodka
spritz as he drove by.
Here is the moment that Richard Christopher offered the cop
cocktail like you would.
And of course, the pursuit and finally his apprehension.
All in a day's work for a Florida alcoholic, cut number 10.
Stop.
Stop.
I said give you a drink.
That's it.
Let's get you a drink.
Show me your hands now.
Get on the ground now.
Get on the ground.
Let's get on the ground.
I love the taste.
I love the taste.
I love that noise.
I always love that noise.
Don't taze me, bro.
We were drinking and it was about 20 years ago.
And I remember Cletus was, he took dry ice and put it in a
Gatorade bottle that had vodka in it.
And he was taking bong heads off of the smoke.
And then what?
Guy Spears came over and tased him while he was hallucinating.
So that's when you know you're at a good party.
Gee, you have partied, man.
You have seriously partied.
I was, I was just watching.
I was just officiating.
I was actually encouraging.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dry ice.
And Cletus saw it coming and he took the taze and it hit him
pretty hard.
Yeah.
And he was like, he's standing up and just take it.
He went down.
Oh yeah.
He went down.
He went down like a bag of bricks, dude.
Have you ever been tased?
No, no.
I don't want to get tased.
No.
I got hit by a stun gun.
That was what it was.
It was a stun gun.
It was a stun gun.
Yeah, stun gun's hurt like a bitch.
Why did you do that to yourself?
Because it did first stupid ass radio bit.
We did it on your butt.
So it wasn't, it wouldn't like in your chest or something.
We were afraid of a heart attack.
But yeah, on your ass, man, it hurts.
Did it burn?
Oh God.
Yeah, you are going to immediately regret it.
800-800-7234-800.
We have another story if you want to.
Yeah, of course.
71 year old Florida man.
This is my favorite story of the week.
It's been, he was fighting off an alligator that attacked him while he was fishing.
James Grayson is his name, McChicken.
James Grayson McChicken said the attack happened after he took his bulldog out back.
Did one cast into the water there right behind his north?
Did he throw his bulldog as out as bait for the gators?
Nope, nope, just a regular old cast.
And it's in his north Fort Myers home.
And this is what happened, cut number 11.
It jumped out of the water and grabbed me.
He rolled me down off the bank into the water.
I'm going to do everything I can not to die.
I stuck my thumb in one eye and I just took that fishing pole and jabbed him in that other eye.
And then he turned loose.
I've always heard that.
If you've got no other choice, get them eyes.
And that's what got him off of me.
Wow.
He poked him in the eyes.
It's like those three stooches.
Yes, seriously.
What made that noise?
What's weird is they couldn't find the alligator afterwards, but...
No, we have them here.
We have got the alligator here.
Oh, no.
We have got to get this to me.
I know, there he is.
I hate animal impersonations.
It's not impersonation, it's the actual Gator from Florida.
We flew him in.
Oh my God.
How are you doing?
Like that man.
Yeah, that man.
Well, you tried to eat him.
Poke me in the damn eye.
But you tried to eat him.
Stop that.
That's creepy.
Well, it hurts.
I bet it did.
It don't matter, I'm not mad at the guy, and I wasn't going to eat him, I was just playing.
Well, you weren't.
I was after the dog.
Oh, good.
I'll tell you what happened, the thing is, he doesn't know this.
Here's just something about reptiles.
My eyes will grow back in about 400 years.
400 years?
So it's going to be fine.
Okay.
And I'm still out here in the cave.
Waiting for you to go fishing again.
And that bulldog.
Yeah, what about him?
Oh, I got plans for the bulldog.
Here's a word for you.
Okay.
Pericosee.
Tasty bulldog.
You're evil.
And I don't need eyes because I can smell him.
You don't have a dog in here.
We don't have a dog.
I smell something delicious.
There's a cat outside.
Who's cat is that, by the way?
We don't know.
Is that your cat, A.L.?
Yeah, go get the cat.
You're the pet poacher.
I'm the dog guy.
Oh, you're a cat.
Go get that cat.
I don't get it all taken care of.
Okay.
Well, unless it's getting rashed and we won't let it live.
Hey, I'm Gator.
Can you take us out because we're at the top of the hour?
Hey, come outside with me.
We're going to have more junkly wool show right out of here by the water.
Come on.
We'll be right back.
Now, John Clay Wolf.
Good morning, everybody.
A lot of new affiliates this morning.
This is the first time you're hearing this.
I wonder what the hell is going on.
We do have a complaint button.
You can go straight to JCWShow.com.
I was expecting more complaints out of New York City.
I'm extremely disappointed in you people.
The first complaint we got here is from Jay Ferrari.
What the hell is the last name?
In Belmar, New Jersey.
Sorry, I love it.
First time listening, but you got me so far.
That is not the hate we're looking for.
Come on, Jay.
You can do better than that.
You just lost a listener.
New Yorker's supposed to have some edge to him.
Speech and pediment, Terrence, you're up early this morning.
Yes, we're reading.
I try to get my walker down.
And all your pros is shocked because I can't get up.
No, not that late.
I can't get my dream catcher up.
Did somebody change your maths?
Holy cow.
Speech and pediment, Terrence, you can speak.
I've never heard you speak this well in the four years you've been calling it at the radio show.
About four.
Why are you speaking so well?
I'm happy for you.
What happened?
Did you bump your head?
Did you get kicked in the head by a horse?
Yeah, but I will give you some story, sir.
You got to turn down the background, boss.
Hey, I'm going to put you on hold until you get the background turned down.
Can't do that.
What the hell's going on with you?
I don't know.
He's ready to deliver the news.
Did you hear what I just heard?
What in the world?
New listeners, we have this caller, Speech and Pediment, Terrence, out of Austin, Texas.
And normally you have to translate what he's saying.
He's a great guy.
But today I could understand him.
This is unbelievable.
You normally talk slow and you have to really, really, really pull.
Now we have a blind guy up in Pittsburgh named Dorian.
Dorian, how's your cancer?
Well, yeah, they got it.
They got all of it and I'm cancer-free.
Dr. Medich.
All right.
You did it.
Yeah.
That was quick.
Hey, the last segment, I had dead air on DVE when they switched off for you to DVE.
Now the show came back on.
All right.
Well, you know, we added 118 stations this morning.
So there are going to be a few sacred cows that have a miss, but it'll be fine.
Thank you, Dorian.
Okay, real quick.
Speech and pediment, Terrence.
Did you get me turned down in the background?
I can't get to my room.
It's all clogged up with eyes.
They call it horrors.
I got all the junk in.
It's junk and I got all ready.
Are you horrid?
I've got to see.
No.
Heck no, man.
There ain't one car in the room.
My one dead rat.
Those on the car for today, I found an icebox.
He's back.
I'll go away.
There's my old Terrence.
I know him well.
And then with the echo in the background, it gives the good, the good confusion effect
as well.
Yeah.
Chaos.
Crab is in Southern California.
You're up early this morning.
Well, this is a usual time, but you started your favorite Mexican mechanic told me that
you might start at four.
And that's true now.
I think you just lost a listener.
How is that?
You just lost a listener.
So we're starting on KSYR, Alt-87, 98-7 in LA, which we're not on yet.
It's a couple of hours from now.
But how is that?
Did you call into hiding Frank in LA and tell him what the hell happened with us?
No, but that's the only station I don't get in my house.
Now I'm going to just be hooked to YouTube, I guess.
Where do you live?
In Temecula Valley by Gigi.
Well, we're on in Riverside and there's a station in Riverside that's carrying a set
of make you.
Okay.
All right.
If you want to know our stations list, go to JCWShow.com and click FM affiliates and
you'll see all 120 of them.
Who are you, by the way?
My name's John.
What's your name?
I'm Terly.
Hi, Mike.
Hey.
What's your name, Terrence?
Terrence.
What's your name?
Terrence Michael Martin.
There you go.
Bobo.
It's me, Bobo, everybody.
JD.
Good morning.
White black guy, you back there?
Hold tight.
Hold tight.
He's on the phone.
What's cracking?
White black guy.
Pre-kiss him.
Do you need to introduce yourself to the homies?
Oh, man.
I'm just the flyest thing walking, baby.
What's really good?
Do you remember in the past, people think you're a character?
Like, we make up this white black guy named DJ Pre-K and you were as real as rain.
Yeah.
The genuine article, man.
It's funny.
Some people recently told me they thought it was just Terly doing a bit.
Which is crazy.
What?
Terly's not that talented.
No.
Not at all.
Terly can't freestyle.
I can't do songs like this.
This is Pre-K's music.
He's real.
Yes, sir.
John Clay.
This is a hundred dollar bill, baby.
This is on the new CD.
This is an old bit that he did.
For the show.
Yeah, this was like a theme song.
800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
Now, what were we talking about?
Good morning, everybody.
Paying tight.
You like it.
We go every which direction.
If you don't like it, wait about nine seconds, it'll change.
What about AI?
We've been promising this for like an hour and a half.
You're way into AI right now.
You've been following it.
You've been changing things.
You've been giving me the VIN.com or bringing in some little bit of AI.
He's nutty about it.
We've still got human beings that talk and there's a reason.
AI bots aren't really, they're really not up to speed yet.
What's funny, this guy put three AI bots together and let them have a little conversation.
This is how it turned out, cutting number five.
Mike?
Hey, not much.
You're here right now.
What's going on right now?
Oh, God.
Yeah.
They're all just talking to each other.
Hey, how's it going?
Fine.
I really, what?
We wanted to try a little team project.
Let's see if you can use your knowledge to count from one to 100.
Cut number six.
So it's all the AI bots trying to count, right?
Correct.
Oh, nice.
Yeah.
Tell them what you can do that.
I'll say one and then the next day I can say two.
Yep, I'm ready.
So I'll go after you.
Let's keep it smooth and we'll just count straight through.
Go for it.
Perfect.
I'm ready.
Go ahead and say one and I'll jump in with two right after you.
So I said one, now it's your turn.
Go ahead with two and we'll keep the pace all the way up to 100.
All right, perfect.
So I'll say two and then you'll say three.
Okay.
Keep a steady flow.
I'll continue now.
Three and you'll say four and just go straight through.
Let's do it.
So I'll go ahead and say four and we'll just keep the rhythm going.
Let's do this.
Perfect.
Yep, exactly.
Five, keep that pattern going one after another until we reach 100.
So I said five and you'll say six and we'll just keep this rhythm going all the way until
we get 100.
Let's do it.
I would imagine this confusion with a Asian prostitute.
Oh my God.
I can see that.
Why is that?
How strong?
Just communication.
Barrier.
He's not a hater.
He's a Texan.
He's the accidental racist.
Robert and Houston, what have you got?
Hey, what's going on?
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
What's going on guys?
Work, work.
Quick question, man.
I turned on the buzz this morning.
I heard the intro John Clay Wolf, but now they're talking sports.
What's going on?
No idea.
Go to the complaint button.
If you go to JCWShow.com and click complain, because actually the guy that handles the
complaint button is the director over the buzz.
So there's just an error.
Thank you for letting us know though.
Gotcha.
Is that still the case right now?
I'll talk to you later.
Is that still the case?
Yeah, man.
I turned it on right before I got on the line with you guys.
I checked it again.
Same thing.
Okay.
That's too bad.
So we have a little maybe technological breakdown, but I mean we're adding 118 stations today.
So we assume some.
What else have you got in the news, Jay?
We have fun with audio.
Here's actually this came from some radio friends of ours.
We got a little bit of a splash with their ads for their pet store.
They proudly offer an assortment of snakes and nothing but snakes.
Actually here's one of their ads.
Yeah.
Cut number three.
Hi, this is Gary Garfield, the regional sales director at Snakes Plus.
Our new campaign proudly boasts that snakes are the most deadly pets that you can own,
which is true.
We stand by that.
But the timing of this particular ad wasn't sensitive and unfortunate considering that
one of our 32 unpaid interns was temporarily swallowed whole this weekend by a 27 foot
Brazilian albino Anaconda.
We are now officially announcing the doubling of our online training when onboarding new
interns.
No more wondering if the interns are trained or not.
Stop by any of our 27 locations to see for yourself that our stores are basically safe.
And remember Snakes Plus is not just a snake aisle.
It's a snake store plus a whole lot more.
Snakes Plus.
I didn't realize that snake stores would hold 27 locations.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's a lot of snakes.
That's a lot of snakes.
Do we have any more of that?
Yes, well they've actually got an interesting handle on inventory distribution as well.
Cut number four.
Hi, this is Gary Garfield, the regional sales director at Snakes Plus.
We have had problems with our supply chain.
In the past over 60% of our snakes traveled through the Strait of Hormuz on a route to
the US.
Now with that closure, we're having to move to airlifts.
We are getting snakes to the stores.
We're also announcing a big pop-up sale on Brazilian, El Bino, and the Con de Fashion
items like Vest, Boots, and Wallets.
And remember Snakes Plus is not just a snake aisle, it's a snake store plus a whole lot
more.
Snakes Plus.
Timeout.
They sell snake boots?
Oh yes.
And they sell live snakes.
Correct.
That's my kind of place.
Okay, hey, we've got to go to a music break and we'll be right back.
But what we're coming back with is called the Lightning Round.
And what we do is is sponsored by GiveMeTheVin.com.
New listeners you can call in right now, 800-800-7234.
Yes, we're live.
Saturday morning.
800-800-7234.
800-800-800.
If you have a car that you'd like to sell and you want to check the price, sell it to
me when we come back.
You make model miles average, rough, or clean.
It's a weird little gimmick about this show.
We actually do almost like pond stars if you remember that reality TV show where they bring
the guitar, Eric Clapton signed guitar to the bench and they judge it.
I'm the judge.
I'm the judge and the jury.
And I will make you an offer on your car at 800-800-7234 on behalf of America's best
car buyer.
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And if you don't want to call in, you just go to GiveMeTheVin.com.
But GiveMeTheVin.com is so confident if they don't beat a CarMax or a Carvana deal, they
will send you a check for $100 for the opportunity of last look, which means like, hey, I've
got $23,000 when you beat it.
If we won't beat it and you sell it to them, they'll send you a check for $100.
100 bucks.
Yep.
Call in right now, 800-800-7234.
800-800-radio.
This is the lightning round where we do the cars and we'll do it fast.
We'll take a few calls.
We'll do it real quick.
No surprise.
It'll be fun.
800-800-7234.
800-800-radio.
My name's John Clay Wolfe and I buy cars on the air for America's best car buyer.
GiveMeTheVin.com.
It's okay.
Now, back to the John Clay Wolfe Show presented by GiveMeTheVin.com.
Hit them up right now.
1-800-800-radio.
1-800-800-radio.
This is the John Clay Wolfe Show.
And this is the lightning round where I put a number on your car to buy it on the market.
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Kevin in Hollywood, Florida, you have it.
Oh, five.
Highlander with pretty good miles for a 20-year-old rig.
68, is that correct?
See what that's got?
Are you in a well?
Have you fallen?
You need help?
You sound...
No, you don't need help.
I'm good.
Okay, because you just sound very, very good.
You sound like you're in the bottom of a well.
Oh, sorry.
There you go.
Now I can hear you.
Is this Toyota Highlander?
Is the paint faded on it?
No.
You sure?
Yeah, it was kept in an underground garage in Dade County, Miami.
Is it your worst car?
It's mine.
I bought it for a great price and I fixed it up.
I mean, I didn't fix it up.
I just put a water pump in it and it runs like a champ.
How long have you had it?
A couple months.
So you're a flipper?
No, I just saw it on the side of the road.
I asked the guy up, he said I only won $2,500.
I said, I'm not going to buy it.
I'm going to buy it.
I'm going to buy it.
I'm going to buy it.
I called the guy up, he said I only won $2,500 for it.
I said, sure, I'll do it.
And you spent a little bit on it.
So would you take $4,500 for it?
No.
Why?
I got to with everything and it's a great car.
Things loaded and it runs like it never ran before.
Like it wanted to run, but it was underground in a garage forever.
Okay.
It runs like a top.
So you have strong emotional feelings for this car.
It's like sea biscuit.
Excuse me?
It's like sea biscuit.
You ever heard of sea biscuit?
Sea biscuit, okay.
So $4,500, does that buy it?
No.
What buys it?
It doesn't come close.
What buys it, Mr. $2,500?
We'll go $8,000.
It's too damn high.
Okay.
So you want to whack somebody in the head?
I'll let you whack me in the head a little bit, but I can't let you.
No, no, no, no.
This is not a luncheon.
This thing was kept underground.
I got the original one.
Is it leather or cloth?
Both.
Huh?
Is it leather or cloth?
Leather.
All right.
No, no, it's cloth.
All right, let's go to $5,000.
No.
Let's go to $52,50.
No.
You're not even at the ballpark, sir.
Dude, I buy million dollar cars.
I'm in the ballpark.
Trust me, it's fine.
You're not going to spook me.
No, no, no, no.
But a grand won't make any money.
Are you the only guy that gets to make money?
Is it just all about you?
So you're going to go rape and pillage some poor bastard on the side of the road at $2,500.
I'm offering to double your money and you're busting my balls.
Hey, I put money in this thing.
I found the thing.
I know what it is.
You pay, and don't pay.
I really don't give.
I'll give six grand.
You want it or not?
Hey, I'll take it.
65.
Hey, and I'll take it.
No.
7,500.
That's it.
Bottom line.
67.50.
I'm done.
Everybody can kiss my ass.
Take it or leave it.
Hey, you're not supposed to curse on a radio.
That's not cursing.
You can say ass.
Oh, you're not, man.
All right.
If you'd like great customer service that doesn't have to deal with me, you can go to
GiveMeTheVin.com, America's best car buyer.
I'm sure they'll appreciate that.
There is no yelling that goes on with Give Me the Vin.
You call it in the radio show?
You get me.
You go to GiveMeTheVin.com.
You get nice professionals.
Man.
We'll be right back.
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They can make anything taste good or fair because they fry everything.
They fry apples, they fry ice cream, they fry Snickers bars, they have fried dough.
How far down on the fry chain do you think they got before some guys, man, we're out of
stuff to fry?
He's the boy that, oh, he ain't either.
I've been waiting for this moment.
Frippat dough right there.
Frippat dough, put some powdered sugar on it.
They will eat it.
And it's delicious.
We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show.
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And now, it's in your Juan Clay Wolf.
Hey, guy in Florida with the Toyota that we were arguing a moment ago.
Yes, friends.
Call back.
You're not going to give him more money, are you?
I've thought about this a little bit.
Oh.
800-800-723-4800 800 radio.
You're making friends, John.
Call back.
Change of heart.
I got one more offer in me.
Ah, one more.
I got one more offer.
You just want to fight with them.
That's all it is.
One more bullet in the chamber.
This is 733.
Mark, are you Amish?
Yeah.
Are you Amish?
No, I'm not Amish.
You sound Amish.
Why?
I'm not Amish.
I'm from the coal region of Pennsylvania.
He's calling me on a 55 model farm all cub tractor.
Wow.
Yes, sir.
Now, what makes you think that I know what the hell that's worth?
Well, it's worth a couple of bucks anyway.
I don't have a farm, so I'm not interested.
I just tinker with it.
You're just dicking with it?
Tinker.
Tinkering.
I'm tinkering with it.
I bought it in Tinkering, New Jersey.
It was for sale on a cider road one day, and I bought it.
You bought it for 500.
You want me to pay 8,000 like the last guy?
Hey, how much is it?
No.
I paid 2,500 for it.
That's what I'm selling it for.
How much?
2,500.
All right.
Hey, everybody.
Good morning.
It's Tradyo.
Mark in Pennsylvania has a 1955 farm all tractor that he gave 2,500 for.
On the side of the road, he dinkered it, dickered it with it for a bit.
Oh, my God.
Out of New Jersey.
And now he'd like to sell it for even money.
If you'd like to buy Mark's farm all tractor, please call in 800-800-RADIO-MARK.
I'm going to keep you on hold in case we have anybody call in on your class.
And thank you this morning for calling Tradyo.
That's great.
That's not what this is, John.
I know, but I've got to keep it fun.
You've got new listeners thinking, oh, this is Tradyo.
Tradyo.
Tradyo.
What is this, John?
I've got a cock ring.
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't dump me.
Don't dump me.
Don't dump me so fast.
I'm going there.
Jesus Christ.
You think I'm an idiot?
But the way you just let it dangle.
It's an old bit I heard on the radio years ago.
He had two cocks in a cage.
He's selling the rings.
Just let it breathe for a minute.
Richard in Covington, Tennessee.
Yes, I'm here.
Thank you for calling Tradyo.
What have you got?
I've got a 72 Chevelle.
I'm up here by, uh, live by Don Baskin up here close to Covington, Tennessee.
Is it stolen?
I've got a 72 Chevelle.
Sir.
Is your car stolen?
Did you steal it?
Uh, no.
You got my joke though, didn't you?
Did you get my joke?
Because it's an inside joke.
You dropped his name and I threw a little underhanded at you.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
No, I'll leave it alone.
I don't want to get sued for defamation this morning.
Um, not by you, but anyway, that, that.
Okay.
Back to your story.
A 72 Chevelle.
You live in Tennessee and it is a big block clone.
So it's a, it was a regular card and then you cloned it at SS and put a 454 in it.
I bought it like that, sir.
Yeah.
About, about four or five years ago I've had it.
I, uh, was like to see what maybe y'all might give me for it.
On a scale of one to 10, how nice is it?
I'd give it an eight.
The paint's real good.
It's real clean.
I keep it real clean in my garage and it runs good.
Okay.
I was just wanting to watch all my,
I know we're getting there.
We're getting there.
I'm going to ask you some quick fire questions so I can get the right number.
So is it, is it, what color and what color stripes?
It's black with the white stripes.
Stick or automatic?
Automatic.
Air conditioner?
Yes or no?
And does it work?
No AC, sir.
Okay.
And it's an eight on a scale of one to 10.
It's a regular one that's been SS clone.
Does 25 grand buy it?
Uh, I might go 28 on there.
I might go 28 too.
So here's what you do.
Take some photos of it.
Go to give me the VIN.com.
Load it up.
Say John hit me at 25 on the radio.
I'll take 28 and let's make a decision.
These older cars, we've got to look and ask a lot of questions as you can imagine.
It's a hell of a lot harder to buy this than it is a two year old Lexus.
Because there's just so many variables in them.
Just go to give me a...
Give, like the VIN number?
Like give me the VIN.
Give me the VIN.
Okay, got you.
Thank you Richard.
Thank you.
Thank you.
And that goes for anybody else listening.
Sell us your car.
Give me the VIN.com.
So easy you can do it in your underwear.
So that's part of your party trick.
I want to argue with that guy.
I want to talk to that guy with a Toyota.
I bet he's so mad he won't listen to us anymore.
He was yelling at John in Florida.
Your Bentley is too high.
Yes, up here.
Your Bentley is too high.
Your Bentley is too high.
It's just too damn high.
So 06, old ugly body style with 86,000 miles.
Everything that breaks on it costs $5,000 to fix.
And I'll give probably 18 grand for it.
Yeah, that's a little too low.
I'm hoping to get out of it.
Are you straight or homosexual?
Straight as can be, brother.
Okay, if you were gay, I'd give more.
Do you know why?
Do you know why?
No, well, tell me.
Okay, well, you're in Pensacola.
So that's kind of a straight area.
If you were coming from Key West, I'd have better odds.
But homosexual men, you'll never buy a cleaner used car in your life
than from a homeless.
I'd buy used shoes off a gay man.
Gay men's cars are perfect.
And you kind of sound like me.
Oh, I see.
That's why.
So if you were gay, I was going to bump, but you're straight.
So I'm going to hold.
So there's one for the gays.
They got one in the gay check part.
So don't.
Complaints.
Jcwshow.com.
The straight people should be complaining that I'm being wrong against them
because I'll pay more money.
That's not fair.
If you're gay and you have a used car you'd like to sell,
please go to gimmethevend.com and let them know that you're, you know, you're a filly.
Let it fly.
Let it fly.
Let it fly.
We actually have a happy customer right here we can go out with.
Oh, JB's brother.
JB's brother.
He's a true truth or not.
Hi, boys.
What's going on?
I'm having a good time, but I'm a little nervous because you got so many radio stations.
And I've got, and there's really good ones and really better ones.
And you're on all the best radio stations right now,
but I'm a little nervous being on the radio right now because I had a big breakfast.
I went to McDonald's and had the big pancakes breakfast.
Pancakes.
And then after the pancakes breakfast, I had an egg McMuffin.
Okay.
So you're a fat gay man.
And then I went to Water Burger and had a Water Burger because you can still get a hamburger at eight o'clock in the morning.
And I'm about to pop.
But, and so I'm really full.
And so don't jostle me, JD.
He jostled me.
They don't jostle you at all.
My big brother JD's also jostled me.
And I usually love it, but right now, if you do, I'm going to barf.
I'm not going to jostle you.
I'm going to barf Water Burgers and an egg McMuffin.
Hey, why don't we go to breaks so you and I can talk privately?
Perfect mix of yellow and brown.
More of the John Clay Wolf Show's coming right up.
Don't go away.
Don't forget the cheese.
And you can stream the video at JCWShow.com right now if you want to see us.
I'm worth a lot more.
I'm worth a lot more.
I'm worth more.
You know what?
You're right.
Now give me the Vin.com.
You are worth more.
And your car's worth more.
And we want to pay more at Give Me the Vin because good cars are worth more.
And so are you.
For top price, trust and ease of transaction, give me the Vin.com.
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Sell us your car.
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General's gathered in their masses, just like witches at black masses.
Evil minds that plot destruction, sorcerer of death's construction.
In the fields of bodies burning.
Satan.
This is Satanic.
If you play this backwards, you will hear the devil's scripture.
It's very unhealthy.
And I'd damn all of you people playing this devil music on this radio station.
Right now.
You're all going to hell.
Should we get Satan on?
See, get him over here.
Come up to the mic.
Those are pretty strong words, John.
Well, it's a pretty strong topic.
Well, it's just rock and roll.
Sex, drugs, and pretty girls.
Hey, Satan, are you really behind a lot of these backwards lyrics?
Are you really into this rock and roll thing?
People have been saying for years, it's all coming from you.
Oh, yeah.
I've got a trademark.
Oh, you do?
Yeah.
So you really do get out of this stuff.
I've been doing a lot either.
Backwards or are you just the forward stuff?
Well, I mean, I have friends in the business, you know, early on.
And people always wanted to say, you know, people had trouble with Freddie Mercury.
Sure.
But man, his backward masking was so far ahead of his time.
Did he do?
Have you heard that?
Another one by Sadespatch?
Yeah, of course, of course.
I've fun to smoke marijuana.
I know, I do.
I've fun to smoke marijuana.
You did that really well.
Yeah, it was really good.
Yeah.
Now, you know, Robert Plant is so serious.
He's one of a practitioner.
Oh, what house was meaning of Satan?
Damn, dude.
I mean, no, there's a lot of meaning in there.
I know.
And Jimmy Page backwards.
What he did?
If he ever had any doubt, who's the greatest rock guitarist of all time?
Jimmy Page.
Yeah, let's do that.
You know, and then there's Robert.
Robert of course.
Oh, that's all right.
He is Satan.
God!
What?
Every one of them.
It doesn't make a lot of sense.
You're lucky.
Yeah, I have what Linkley said.
What's good with me?
I get Satan.
You get all of that.
Right.
And I, you know, Missy Elliott.
Missy Elliott.
You know, on a few verses, we did a little hang time.
Early 90s.
She was coming up.
You know, she said, you know, Satan, you're a good guy.
He loses too a lot of music.
And I said, yeah.
I said, yeah.
You know, I have for a long time.
Right.
And she said, what can I do?
I need an edge.
There's so many new artists out there.
How do I put myself?
I said, you know what?
Let's get some backward lyrics in there.
I will do it.
She said, really?
What do you do?
I said, we'll just record something meaningful, sing it slowly, and then turn it backwards.
And she said, no.
I said, show.
Play it backwards.
She said, really?
I said, girl, you know you're right.
And she did.
Yeah.
And no one noticed.
Nobody noticed.
But there it was in the back of that song.
You know, the big songs.
Yeah.
Work it.
I can't play it all, Satan, because there's a lot of explicit lyrics.
Yeah.
Get Satan.
It's in there.
Yeah.
It's amazing.
She's one of the best.
So you help them along if they help you with if you help them with the lyrics.
Is it like Charlie Daniels where they have to sell their soul for your help?
No, no, no.
I take 7.5% of all royalty.
Now that's of the single.
That's of the single record.
If it makes a hit.
Of the album.
Many of them have.
No, of course.
No, on the album we're 2%.
Dude, what's your deal with Taylor Swift?
Because she brings in more revenue than everybody else.
Oh, Taylor.
Did she bust your back any?
She had, you know, when she was back in the day when she first got really mad.
Yeah.
And she felt really mistreated.
And that, you know, we're never, we're never getting back together.
Sure.
Never get you next cab.
We can get to all the time as Satan.
It's in there.
Yeah, it's in there.
But it's really, it's really pretty and harmonious.
And she sings two harmonies with herself.
Very subtle.
And that super guitar and a really nice finesse drum track.
Gotcha.
Yeah.
Never get you next cab to get you with the time as Satan.
That's in there.
Amazing.
Amazing.
Amazing.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, 800 800 7234 speech impediment.
Terrence. Good morning.
You're on the air.
Speech impediment.
Terrence, you there?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
What happened?
I hear it gone.
Okay.
Tell me about it.
Tell me about it.
John.
John.
John.
Yeah.
I'm all here.
John.
Hey, Terrence.
What's up?
Okay.
Well, there's a thing on.
I got from stores and I buried the way.
And I'll tell you about the doctor, the rolling stone.
They have a new album.
It's called boring time.
That'll be the one.
The last time I remember something.
Tell me what the big one.
The odds.
Now either like a bike.
Yeah.
He's like a Viking and robot.
They call him robot.
That's a big job.
Bonnie Tyler.
She's down.
I'm sorry about that.
She died at 75.
Did she have a sudden eclipse of the heart?
A little close to her heart.
Boy.
Boy.
Boy.
Boy.
Boy.
Boy.
Boy.
Boy.
Boy.
Boy.
Boy.
Boy.
Boy.
Boy.
Hey, you.
Chad's topic flooding in the Northeast.
Oh, he's doing news.
Yeah.
We switched.
But you like the World Cup.
You like soccer, don't you?
Yeah, I've been enjoying it more than ever.
Well, the summit going up again.
Last year there was a parasite on it.
It affected the cows.
And it had to sharpen your mouth.
It hooked on.
Hang on.
Hey, Satan, I need you back for a second because I think he's running it backwards.
Can you translate?
I can thank you, right?
Well, he's talking about a parasite.
And this isn't confirmed or anything, but you've got a lot of people traveling in from
outside the country.
Right.
From all over the world.
They're not parasites?
No, no, no.
But people are traveling in from all over the world, you know, and you just, that's why
you have to get a valley of shots before you travel to certain countries in the world.
You don't want to stay too long.
You want to make sure you've got a geographical point of contact and know where you've been
and who you've been around.
And so they're talking about a parasite that may have taken hold in some of the huge audiences.
Right.
Because this country's not used to this kind of a crowd for a sporting event normally.
Okay.
Right.
And they say, now don't, don't get scared.
And again, this is not confirmed, but they, they call it the cockabig.
And I can see Turley's laughing about this.
You're such a, you're such a nihilist.
I don't think it's real.
I admire that so much.
The cockabig.
No way.
I've seen pictures of what they said was the cockabig.
And it's just like, never seen boogie nights.
Uh-huh.
That last shot.
Near the end of the movie.
Yeah.
I'm a star.
I'm a star.
They tell me for years they call that a prosthetic prop.
Okay.
But Marky Mark actually suffered from the cockabig.
From 1987 to 1996.
Wow.
New York city.
We're fixing to lose you on Q one oh four.
You can jump over to JCW show.com.
You know how he got rid of it to stream the rest of the show.
How did he get rid of it?
Starbucks.
I place roast.
Kills.
Kills.
The cockabig.
Let me give it to you backwards.
Yeah.
I got to go to the time in state.
So good luck with the cockabig.
New York city only.
We are losing you and Q one oh four.
And I'll explain why later.
Where can they find us?
JCW show.com.
We will keep cruising.
We are live.
You can stream it on the YouTube thing as soon as you go to JCW show.com.
It was pop up.
If you just want to hear the audio, you can click the audio stream.
It's right there.
And that is our own source stream and everybody else stay hooked.
Because we're actually fixing to join about 50 more markets right now.
So we've got to reset the whole thing when we come back and introduce ourselves and
explain why we're not the pricks that they think we are.
We'll be right back.
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Good morning everybody.
So we're on over 100 stations right now.
100 stations.
That's weird.
Coast to coast baby.
From a little bunker deep in the heart of Texas.
We started.
And a right outside of town of 800 people, 700 people to be exact.
Walnut Springs never heard about it.
We're gonna one day have more stations than people in this town.
True.
It's a long story guys.
I don't want to bore you with why we're here.
How the hell we got here.
Just hang tight.
Hook up.
You'll enjoy it.
If you want to meet some friends like kind, go to JCW show.com and you'll see the chat box on the side of the Wolfpackers.
How many people are on there right now?
I'm gonna have it open.
We'll say 800.
800 people are sitting there.
Wolfpackers.
And they will embrace your hospitality.
Boy they're gonna bust your balls.
Bust your balls.
Columbus, Ohio.
Good morning.
Are we on in Omaha?
You know when I was negotiating this whole thing, it was so silly.
We got hung up over New York on this network.
And then I looked to the list.
I said, where's Omaha?
And they're like, what do you mean where's Omaha?
I said, Omaha, Nebraska.
Cornhuskers baby.
Microgear.
I mean they won the national championship several times in the 80s.
It's F in Omaha.
48 blue.
Omaha.
Right.
Omaha.
I mean Peyton Manning.
Right.
Well we were, I said we were not doing nothing.
If I'm not going on in Omaha, Nebraska, I ain't coming.
I'm not coming.
Good for you John.
Good morning Omaha.
They're just rolling.
I fought for you.
I've never been there in my life, but I'll go soon.
We do a little bit called Mail from Jail.
The show gets listeners from prison.
Imagine that.
A lot of listeners in prison.
Open country, yeah.
And we have a snail mailbox where they send us mail, prison mail.
Yeah, we've been doing this for a while.
This is 20 years in.
You're just meeting us right now.
And if I change your listening in jail, get a pen ready because we're going to give you
the address.
That's right.
Johnny Cash, remember him?
He died.
Well he's not dead.
It was all a lie.
He's actually part of the John Clay Wolf Show right here.
Good morning Johnny Cash.
He comes in from heaven.
He's not even dead.
It's all be us.
It's all be us.
Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.
There he is.
You know, John, I hate to disappoint you, but brace yourself.
Okay.
It's true.
I died.
But it's all right.
Everything's fine up here where I am in.
You Carter watched a lot of VCR tapes.
VCRs?
Yeah.
I think they'd have digital in heaven.
You ever see the killed mockingbird?
I have, yes.
We've seen that a thousand times.
I've been trying to throw it away and it keeps coming back.
That's the funny thing about them black and white movie.
John this week's mill from jail injury reads.
Dear John, my name is Michael fifth.
I'm glad to hear you give a voice to those who are fighting for their lives against the American criminal justice system, which is as crooked as the winding Mississippi River.
I'm serving year three of a 10 year sentence for aggravated assault after I was entrapped and baited.
I thought you went to jail for marijuana.
In the criminal activities.
Michael Phelps, the swimmer.
Phelps.
Michael Phelps.
Oh, sorry.
I'm glad to I get to laugh on Saturdays and I enjoy listening, but I need help in my fight against the corrupt baton Rouge Sheriff's Department.
They planted dope on me, violated my rights and my probation.
And they've done this to many, many others.
I don't even smoke anything, but weed most of the time.
So how they found meth in my car.
I'll never know.
But they added charges for fighting the officers during my arrest.
What would you do if you're being unlawfully detained for dope?
That wasn't yours.
Anyway, what I need is legal counsel to prove that that no good Sheriff's Department has thrown law out the window and is running our Paris with an iron fist.
If you'd like to be on the right side of history.
Please let me know and we can share more information.
Go to bed with dog.
Get please.
You know he's hanging out with dopers.
You think?
God bless.
Michael Phelps, East Baton Rouge, Paris prison.
Scotlandville, Louisiana.
Partner, if you've got mail from jail, just send it on down the line to us here at P.O. Box 471517.
That is in Fort Worth, Texas.
The zip code is 76147.
Hey, Johnny Cash.
Thanks, Johnny.
I just saw something on our run sheet that I have to get an answer to.
It says, well, Zen nicotine pouches shrink your pee pee.
Oh my.
Exactly.
Let's get to that.
We have a story about that actually.
If you're planning on quitting cigarettes and you want to use that Zen, ZYN stuff or other
smokeless tobacco products, you should know it might cause some trouble with your man parts.
In fact, it is rumored the nicotine pouches might actually cause shrinkage.
Can you believe this?
What?
In fact, yep, it was a topic of a Shane Gillis hit upon his.
He's a comedian.
He's been on a podcast with his buddies on a recent podcast.
Here's what they had to say.
Got 12.
I measure my against my hand all the time.
And unless my hand has gotten smaller, this has gotten bigger.
How can James can say he thinks you both have huge, beautiful.
No one calls him zesty for one second.
That's the sort of thing a straight guy would say.
Nicotine.
A zesty man would feel awkward complimenting his friends.
Why don't you leave the science of the lights, we'll eat the gate.
Wow.
So it doesn't actually shrink it.
It just doesn't let it get is like gives it osteoporosis.
Yeah, it can't stand tall.
Some kind of blood flow.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Do you ever take um, by Agra?
Yeah.
No, never.
Never.
Never had one your life.
I have had them.
And the reason I don't is they give me a terrible headache and they also work on your color vision.
Believe me or not, it's a blood flow.
Like it makes it better or worse.
It makes it worse.
Pilots cannot take Cialis or Viagra.
Either one.
Oh, stop.
You're not a pilot.
I am a pilot.
You're not.
I most certainly am.
You're not.
When's the last time you got your biannual fly?
Oh, damn.
I pulled my license out of my wallet.
I'll show you.
But you have to have the medical to make it current.
Oh, well, don't do that.
Because you took too much Viagra.
You're walking on around with a hearty.
So, wait, wait.
So you're just waiting to be a pilot again and that's why you won't take it.
He's still a licensed pilot.
He is a pilot.
Okay.
He has to go get a medical and in order for the medical to be active at this point, he'd have to do a biannual flight review.
Correct.
And then he gets signed off and he'll be hot again.
Yep.
So.
I'm the same thing.
So you're just kind of like winning the opportunity to see if you could pilot.
So I can't pass if I had a Viagra?
It's a color thing.
Don't be a racist.
No.
Oh my God.
God almighty.
Great.
Black people, Max.
Everybody can fly planes just fine.
They even want women fly planes now.
He's not a hero.
He's a Texan.
He's the accidental racist.
You're going to pull that sound clip and just torture me with it forever.
It's a color thing.
Great.
No, it's just, it'll work on your color vision, but it will.
That's true.
Read it.
Google it.
Pilots can take Viagra or Cialis.
It works on their color vision.
I mean you have to have good color vision to be a pilot.
Why is this the first time I've heard this?
Speech impediment Terrence.
Is this true?
What?
Is it true?
Do you take Viagra?
No, I should.
Why?
I have trouble getting it off.
I mean I try to get my walk rope and I said let me get it off.
I ain't talking about that ladies, but I was 63.
I'm 63.
I was born in 1963.
Does that mean anything?
Yeah.
So what's this have to do with getting it up?
Getting it up.
Well, drink too much of those energy drinks and it numbs.
Okay.
So it's not just smokeless tobacco.
Energy drinks also per speech impediment Terrence.
Pat in a PA.
Four grand for an 06 trailblazer with 120.
I can't make that work.
It doesn't work for me.
Okay.
When we introduced Johnny Cash, I almost got goosebumps.
Johnny Cash was going to talk to me.
Are you?
I keep talking to me for a minute.
Tell me a little bit about your trailblazer.
I went through unfortunate events before I got this.
I just needed a vehicle to get my daughter.
I've only had it for a couple of months.
To get your dog or get your daughter?
I can't find a fuse for the, she's 12.
Okay.
Are you still married?
No.
Were you ever married?
One time, yes.
I got a, these you guys.
Hey, how nice is this?
How long have you had this trailblazer?
A couple of months.
Why are you selling it?
I just wanted something better.
I missed my band.
Have you ever had a sob?
I had a band and a sob now.
Okay.
You're not who I think you are.
It's fine.
I can't make it work.
I'm not going to get a really clean trailblazer on our hands.
No.
No.
No.
Not at all.
No.
The chat room on GCWShow.com is asking if that was a woman.
No.
Who knows?
Of course it was.
They were just asking.
I'm just telling you what they're asking in the chat room.
Y'all stop being rude.
We're on in the Midwest.
They're very, very biblly.
You're going to offend everybody.
They're touchy.
Yeah.
Come on chat room.
Are we on an albacurky yet?
I don't know.
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That's where you're dead.
Coming up next is the lightning round.
It's where we do the cars, right?
So call in now 800-800-7234.
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Year make model miles, average rougher clean.
Just like Pat had a moment ago.
The 06 Trailblazer is very, very clean.
Anyway, call in during this music break, 800-800-RADIO.
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You don't think it's real calling right now.
You'd be surprised.
And 100 grand stuff, 200 grand stuff, 300 grand stuff, 50 grand stuff.
It doesn't just have to be junk.
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Ron in New York, you've got a 79-1 ton camper special.
I do.
Good morning, sexy girl.
Is that a four-wheel drive, square body?
No, the four-wheel drive would be a K30.
The C30s are all two-wheel drive.
Very, very, very valid point.
I wasn't paying attention.
I don't like that truck anywhere near 15 grand with rust.
I would call the appraiser.
You said it was appraised at 15,000 to 20,000.
I would call that appraiser and ask him to give you a check instead of an opinion.
Because you know what opinions are like, assholes.
Whoa, dump that.
Oh, yeah.
No, no.
Sorry, guys.
I had to dump that.
I had a four-wheel slip.
Let me first rust on the paint.
That's it.
I got you.
It's just too high.
It's a 10 grand rig.
That's the first time I've done that in a long time.
I've done it in a long time.
I've done it in a long time.
I've done it in a long time.
I've done it in a long time.
I've done it in a long time.
I've done it in a long time.
That's the first time I've done that in a long time.
You were talking to yourself.
Brandon in Fort Worth at 18F250 diesel XL with 200,000 miles.
Fuel system failure inoperable.
Are you there?
Yes, sir.
What will you pay me to pick it up?
What will you pay me to pick it up?
I got triple A. I'll bring it to you for free.
All right.
With a bow on it.
Actually, go to gimmethevend.com.
We'll send a recrafter and pick it up.
And we'll give you 100 bucks or something for it.
I'll sell it for metal.
George, Miami, Florida 02 convertible Corvette with 20,000 miles.
No, 50,000 miles.
George, you're there.
Yeah, here.
Hear me?
Yeah.
What color is your Corvette?
Yellow.
Stick or automatic?
Automatic.
How long have you had it?
About 56 years.
Did you buy it during COVID when the prices were high?
No.
Well, that was five years ago.
Yeah.
No, I didn't buy it during COVID.
How many miles were on it when you bought it?
I think it had 50, 51 maybe.
You don't drive it much.
Okay.
No.
That's C4.
That's all.
C5.
That's C5.
Yeah, that's C4.
97 through 04.
This car is worth 14 grand.
It was an 02, right?
With 54?
54, yeah, 54,000.
I'd lay 14 grand for it.
Yeah, that's a little too little for me.
Yeah, I sold some better ones for less just the other day.
Actually, I bought an Alabama.
There was a guy that passed away.
We bought about 20 Corvettes from his estate.
He'd go to JCWShow.com and find our YouTube on the live stream.
There's two.
There's videos and there's live stream.
You can watch me sell them at a public auto auction.
These cars had better miles than yours and I sold them for around the price that I'm quoting you.
Anyway.
Alabama?
Well, they have snow there, don't they?
No, no, no, no.
I sold them all over the country.
These cars were nice too.
Your car's too high, George, what I'm trying to tell you.
But I will buy it.
I'll buy it.
Thank you.
All right.
My name's John Clay.
Well, there's a lot of times we make deals, but we've got to get people out of the trees sometimes.
They're thinking up there with the bananas, with the monkeys.
If you're serious about selling your car, go to gimmethevend.com because if we don't beat a CarMax or a Carvanid deal, we will send you a check for $100.
The name of the company again is Give Me The, V-I-N, dot com.
We buy exotics, luxuries, trucks, junk.
We kind of covered it all right there.
And old cars.
I think we bought that 454 clone Chevelle a moment ago, the 1972.
And then the old boy with the camper special.
I mean, we cover it all at GiveMeTheVend.com.
Good morning.
Stay hooked.
Buckle up.
We will be right back.
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How are you this morning?
Barry in California.
What's on your mind?
Hey, how come they keep turning you off?
What station?
I'm on I Heart Radio.
I don't know.
They do like two minutes of you.
They cut you off.
You were saying about an O2 Corvette, and then you just went and went to a commercial.
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Here's the best way to do it.
Hey, listen to me.
We've got 118 stations firing up across the country this morning.
There's going to be technical glitches.
Just go to JCWShow.com and skip all the radio.
Just use us because that feed that you'd be watching there is what's feeding the satellite,
which is what's feeding the radio station.
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And they'll work out the rest of that.
Thank you.
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Chris Cleveland, Ohio.
Good morning.
You're on the air.
How are you doing?
Good.
All right.
Just wanted to call in and say that I love the show.
It's my first time hearing it.
Typically, Saturday mornings, they play Rover.
I can't stand Rover.
Shane French, what's wrong with Rover?
He's been up there for like 30 years.
Yeah.
You're just tired of him.
You'll get tired of me too, don't worry.
WMMS.
Yeah, that's a hot talker.
Cleveland, Ohio.
Welcome aboard, guys.
That's a good station up there.
We're lucky to have them as an affiliate.
Yeah.
I guess I could participate in the, I have a vehicle for sale.
Oh, I can't wait to hear this one.
Oh, come on, John.
What have you got?
I can possibly go wrong.
I got a 2001 Chevy S10 Xtreme.
Oh, boy.
How many miles?
180, what?
127.
That's not as bad.
An Xtreme is a six cylinder.
I'm trying to remember.
That's really more of an appearance package, isn't it?
Yeah.
I actually got a four cylinder in mind.
I got the 2.2 liter.
Kicking it hard, dog.
Yeah, it does great on gas.
Why do you want to sell it?
I need to buy a family vehicle for my walking kid.
Did you knock up a Puerto Rican again?
No.
She'd kill me.
Hey, is it a regular cab or an extended?
Extended cab.
It was extended cab and I took the back window out and put a cap on it with a rubber boot.
And I got four 12 inch subwoofers in the bed.
Oh, all right.
Nah, it was just a Mexican on a Puerto Rican.
Yeah.
I know you.
I know you.
$2,500.
I was looking for $55.
Yeah, I'm looking for...
Oh, we lost him.
Oh, no.
We lost him.
Whatever happened?
That's too bad.
Our first car...
Actually, we bought 200 cars up in Cleveland from...
Oh, God, what's the name of that Kia of Bedford in the Rover and the BMW store up there?
If you want to see that about 200...
There was a bad hail storm in Cleveland about two months ago and this dealership had a huge damage.
And if you go to our YouTube page, John Clay Wolf, we do these weekly videos.
We have one coming up today at 12 Central, which is...
This is a good one.
This week's video.
What is it?
I'll tell you more about it.
Okay.
But Guy dies, leaves 150 cars to his step son.
Alrighty.
So, step son is in the rock crushing business and he is what you would expect out of Arkansas.
Good guy.
Good guy.
But he's stereotypical.
Yep.
And we flew up there in car force one and bought, I don't know, 15 of them or 18 of them.
And it was pretty comical.
What he wanted first off versus what it was worth.
I got $4 million worth of cars here, boy.
Yeah, maybe if they're all 15 years later and $3 million worth of restoration.
I don't agree with you.
You watch the video, you'll be like, what is he talking about?
$4 million?
Oh yeah, that's good.
Yeah.
Well, the cars out here in the shop right now that you're looking at, the cool stuff,
the Magnum and all that stuff, that came from there.
Okay.
Those are really beautiful.
They're pretty, they're, I call them, you know, left-handed queer cars, not homosexual.
There's a difference.
It's not half to mean homosexual.
Yeah.
Here means obtuse, a little bit different.
Just different.
Mg midgets.
No midget.
I mean, MG little car.
You can't say midget.
It's a brand.
Austin, Austin Healy.
Yeah.
There's a Turner.
There's some really weird intricate queer left-handed stuff.
And we like it all.
Sure.
Because we are barrier free.
That's right.
We have no fences.
We love all.
We love them all.
Love all, sir.
All.
If you convert your transmission from a stick shift to an automatic or vice versa.
Yep.
You do a swap?
It's cool, man.
We got no problem.
No problem with it.
Binary.
Hey, we're all about it.
How about, would you buy one from a meth addict?
We have a dear John letter.
Sure.
Go ahead.
Sure.
Is that time for dear John?
Dear John.
Dear John, I need help.
I'm a recovering meth addict out of New Jersey and I'm a standup comedian as well.
My high goal by the name of Pablo.
I'm not Hispanic or Latino.
I'm 100% meth, meth, meth, and American.
Oh, Jesus.
I need to sell my 2012 Galant to help my son.
Who also smokes weed?
I've been in the...
Oh, 20 what Galant?
2012 Galant.
I didn't know.
I forgot what you're...
They quit making those.
But I know that like once they started making them, like the 88 looks like the 2012.
They never got a new jig and reinvented them.
Go ahead.
Sure.
The, the actual, the, the meth mobile we call it looks like it's maybe still in addiction.
I'm in recovery.
It's got 235,000 miles and almost as many hail dings.
It's a $100 car.
It runs great.
Cold AC.
$100 in a, in one little nugget.
I don't want to just throw it away like some heroin junkie.
Does it have any value, John?
Help me out.
Pablo.
Just give it to your meth dealer and give him the title for a bag.
Get some of Walter White's baby blue.
Okay.
There he is.
Thank you.
Pablo, there you go.
$100 bucks.
There you go, Pablo.
Hope that helps.
Methubishi.
Methubishi.
Methubishi.
Is this correct, Mike?
Yes.
It's time to get to go to break.
We will be right back after this musical interlude.
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And actually there's video and audio in this show.
That's the source of it.
Just go to JCWShow.
We've got a lot of cool stuff coming up.
We've got a good show today.
I'm kind of proud of it.
I think we'll be just fine.
Hang tight.
I've got a shout out to the wives, the women of the house.
If you love your dog or your cat or whatever.
Okay.
That's cool.
Sure.
And you buy it too much stuff and you do this and that.
Toys.
But don't set the damn treats out on the counter.
Why?
Because a lot of the packaging looks like human stuff.
Oh, you didn't.
I did it again.
I did it again.
That's not jerky.
No, I've done it.
It's not jerky.
It's ground up cat fish.
Yeah.
It's terrible.
It's terrible.
And it's like the fourth time in my life I've done that.
Kibbles and bits, man.
Leave them to the dogs.
Don't put them on the counter.
They put the word cookies on the bottom.
Right.
It's called jerky.
I love jerky.
You want to take some of that jerky?
God almighty.
God, that just happened yesterday.
I didn't even tell anybody else on camera.
What's your bears?
They put it on the counter where human food goes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So today is the soccer game with Norway.
I think it's five Eastern, four central.
I'm excited.
I like this stuff.
England versus Norway.
Yeah.
You like soccer before this happened?
No, I hated it.
Okay.
What's changed?
Well, I just, I'm bored.
There's no good sports on and there's drama.
I don't like the game.
I like the end.
Like, so when I'm watching, when I'm scrolling, I'll just go to the ESPN app, see if there's
15, 20 minutes left.
And if the score is close, yeah, I'll turn it on because the endings are great.
Especially when they go to kickoffs.
The crowds are amazing.
They're called PKs, penalty kicks.
Well, whatever it's called.
So kibbles and bits.
Do you know what the, okay, end penalty kicks at the end, they do 10 of them.
Do you know what the conversion rate is a goal scored per penalty kick, the average percentage?
I would say at least 50%.
Okay.
He says 50.
1.3.
1.3.
What do you eat?
30%.
70.
70% of those kicks go in.
It's a guess for the goalie.
I mean, they literally have to guess which side of the game.
Which way it's going to go.
Yeah.
You know what the most entertaining World Cup moment I had this week?
Who did England beat this week?
Mexico?
Yes.
We're having our GMTV buyer, Corday.
He's very excited.
Explain to you why.
Of course, England beat Mexico.
What do you say?
What about you got to understand this?
Mexico, it's got a solid team.
It's solid team.
Chalk full of fundamental.
But come on.
England's real last soccer team.
They've done it for decades.
They've done it forever.
They're real.
There's no way Mexico was going to be England in this game.
Not at all.
Yeah.
He's very cocky.
English are very cocky about soccer.
He's very confident.
And very knowledgeable.
And I hope you know I'm not making fun of you, Corday.
Because I'm fascinated by the instruction.
Yeah.
Because when, you know, there's folks that thought the American team can actually go far,
which that was not going to happen.
And he was like, I don't understand you.
You Americans, you guys get all hopeful.
I don't think you have a soccer team.
Stick to football.
Here's the thing about you, Yanks.
Right.
You tie a nice knot.
You know a lot about cars.
Many of your farm musicians play nice guitar.
Oh, it's Keith Richards.
Good morning, Keith Richards.
I'm nothing like Keith Richards, Bobo.
Don't make fun of me like that.
Right.
Not at all.
But you've got a team like Mexico.
They're nice.
Sure.
Right.
They only get to practice 30 minutes a week.
Because it's so damn definitely hot.
Right.
Where they play most of their time.
Right.
So a team like England, they're having kippers for breakfast.
Kippers.
Right.
Training food, athletic food.
That's how you win at soccer.
I was watching the soccer match with my English friend.
Yeah.
And he made the terrible comment.
Yellow card during the Mexican game.
Yellow card, red card.
All the Mexicans need is a grain card.
Oh, God.
Oh, well, that's insincis.
That's very insincis.
He's not a hater.
He's a Texan.
Holy.
He's the accidental racist.
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Did you see that new Caitlyn Jenner book?
Book?
Yeah.
What's the book?
Is it a coloring book?
Stop.
No, it's just a long story.
You just have to watch it.
Who cares?
I mean, Caitlyn Bruce, you know.
The whole thing's kind of a he said, she said story.
Literally.
I was just waiting for the dad joke to happen.
How long you've been holding that dad joke?
For years.
Yeah, I know.
So great.
For years.
I was like...
And the delivery was perfect.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What have you got on the news?
It had a fever of guard.
Sophia, well, she's been in it.
And she, Sophia Cunningham, has changed our idea of how girls fight.
Fight like a girl.
After her teammate, Caitlyn Clark got into a physical on court.
You've probably seen these pictures.
Alternate altercation with Phoenix Mercury, she's a player, Phoenix Mercury player rather,
DeWanna Bonner.
DeWanna Poo Poo?
DeWanna Bonner.
Cunningham stepped in, of course, and just stared Bonner down, just pointed her finger
at her.
It sounded like a big thing.
And the two teams clashed virtually the rest of the game.
We have cut number eight.
What it's done, you can tell that the fever have now really gotten into the skin of Phoenix.
This is a Phoenix team, even the record of the chart.
They fight till the end.
And there's a push, there's a push to the talk by, whoa, there's another push.
There's Himes Allen, she just, so doesn't know when to quit.
I mean, is that not a technical?
Yeah, they're scrapping.
I don't know whether I have an opinion on whether they're picking on that girl, Caitlin,
but Bonner is like a real live badass WNBA player for quite a while now.
Sure.
You know, but, but the video, man, Sophie, hell's down, Sophie.
What is she, nine feet tall?
Does she have a boyfriend?
No, she's getting promoted quite heavily right now because no one's watching this sport.
I'm sorry.
No, no one.
No, so they need publicity.
That's a good one.
Caitlin Clark is not enough.
She's not as, she came in real heavy and score and all that.
She was skinny.
Caitlin.
Yeah, they're all pretty much skinny.
He said heavy.
No, came in heavy as fuck.
Came in heavy, like heavy, the score, like promotion, all that, but no, no.
And this pointing thing is, it's all the memes, you know.
Caitlin's phenomenal.
Is it going to make you watch the sport?
Nope.
David, New York, you there?
Yes, sir.
What have you got?
73 C28 Camaro.
Average, rough or clean?
Three seconds.
Pardon me.
Average, rough or clean condition?
Clean.
Like, like show, show clean.
Like I can't pick anything on it.
It's so nice.
There's a couple of bubbles in the paint on it behind the front tire.
They're like a quarter inch in diameter.
That's it.
Do you know what that's called?
Shell room part.
Do you know what that's called?
There's a word for that.
Rust.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's called rust.
And when there is a little bit of cancer in a panel, that means there's more cancer somewhere else.
I'm not knocking your car.
I have them too.
And I've got bubbles on some of mine.
I just want to define the fact that she's got a little rust.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's a 73.
Is it a split bumper?
No, that's the 70.
No, it's a 73 with a full bumper.
Okay.
And which, which, so there were 350s with 245 horsepower and 73 to Z28.
Are you sure it has not just been rebadged?
Do you know if the Vintag and the Fender tag are Z28 builds?
Yes.
We went on the computer and they only made 1100 of them with air conditioning.
Tell me it's got a stick, Steve.
Please, please tell me it's a manual.
Oh, man.
I know it's automatic with rust turbo 350.
Yep.
And the motor is a 1976 350 and it's a 10 to one compression.
It's a 358 stroker blueprint.
It's a blueprint motor.
Is it 15 grand?
You know, I don't know what it's worth.
I, you know, I've, I got 12 in it.
So that would be, uh, yeah.
Yeah.
You're basic.
Go to, go to give me the VIN dot com.
Take some pictures, take some pictures of the rest bubbles.
I need 10 pictures of this car.
So go all around it, picture, picture.
And then put it in to give me the VIN dot com.
Say John Loosbid me 15 grand on the radio that will buy it and let's see if we can make a dope deal.
Where are you located?
Okay.
Uh, in, uh, like Albany, New York.
King of the rust of the United States.
Sure.
Is that, is that the capital?
Yeah.
Buffalo, Rochester, Albany is rust.
Did it live, did it live its life in Albany?
No, actually lived its life as a drag car.
So there is tubes welded from the front to back.
There's torsion bars on it.
I believe it's got a nine inch forward rear end.
The batteries in the trunk.
We're losing a lot of value the more you're talking.
I'm just telling you the truth.
I'm just telling you the truth.
Yeah, I'm no longer 15.
I'm not trying to be rude, but those cars, I mean, 10 is going to be tough.
Give me pictures of it.
Let's take a look.
Okay.
You got it.
Thanks.
Drag cars.
Wow.
They don't do it, man.
We'll be right back.
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Was that Trans-Siberian Orchestra you were playing during the break, Tulley?
No, that sounds like Meatloaf.
There's no way the whole Siberian Orchestra is trans.
There's just no way.
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He's got dad jokes.
He does.
Did you say there's Norway?
Dad jokes.
Norway's at five Eastern.
Oh, there's no way.
There's no way.
There's no way.
No way, Norway.
No, there's no way that the whole Siberian Orchestra is trans.
Norway, trans?
Stop.
Just let it live.
Both of you.
Just let it be.
Just let it be.
Okay, okay.
You're on Newstations and on the West Coast and they're here and you guys argue already.
Oh, good morning, San Francisco.
Are we on San Francisco?
Yeah.
Portland, Seattle.
I mean, it's, yeah, there's a lot of West Coast.
A lot of West Coast.
Probably the wrong spot to place that joke.
Probably.
Probably.
This is the worst time ever.
Well, get used to it, baby, because we're here.
And yes, we're live and this is not a replay and this is not a repeat and we are here to
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Go to contact and hit complaint.
The guy that's going to handle the complaints that works for Premiere.
Sure.
I gave him a gear.
I really expected more complaints today and he's only had two.
Oh, what?
What?
I guaranteed him 200.
I told him $5 per complaint he handles.
I need more complaints.
Please.
He's got to get paid.
Otherwise he's not going to make any money.
Well, now I get the guarantee.
Oh, you gave him a guarantee.
Yeah.
Oh, so I'm paying him without the complaint.
Oh, yeah.
You need the complaint.
Get them the complaints.
Go to JCWShow.com and you just lost a listener.
Exactly.
That's what we're here for.
We're here to shake this up.
This whole radio thing.
I mean, radios change so much.
All the podcast, all over the internet and the reels.
I mean, it's just changed the way that everybody consumes media.
I miss the days.
I mean, we're on the largest network in the United States starting today, 118 stations,
FM rockers all over the country.
Good morning, America.
This is awesome.
You know, there hadn't been a network like this since Rush Limbaugh.
No, true.
Yeah.
You're uniting the states.
We're uniting the states.
Yeah.
We're doing God's work.
Should we have Rush on to give you some instructions, maybe?
We haven't had Rush on for a while.
Yeah.
Let me see if I can find it.
Y'all remember Rush Limbaugh?
He was here a few years ago.
But we have a connection.
And it comes down from heaven.
Interstellar connection.
It comes down from heaven and talks to us sometimes if the connection is correct.
Good morning.
Are you there?
Rush, Rush, are you there?
Coming in loud and clear.
Hey man.
John.
It's been a long time.
It's been a while.
How are you?
It's been a minute.
That's good to see you.
You too.
Tell you.
I'm doing it.
Yeah, I'm dead.
I'm loving it.
Loving it?
I ran into, you know, you run into funny people in heaven.
Okay.
There's a musician, a somewhat guitarist, great singer.
I'm Chris Cornell.
Oh wow.
Showed up a couple of weeks ago.
And with a whole bottle of fresh lemon kwelews.
Now I haven't been exposed to this in a long, long time.
It really was never my kind of thing.
And I've got a few things.
And I get into.
I have noticed you joined a big network.
Yes.
I was with a large network.
We actually called the JCW network because of your EIB network.
I'm ripping you off a little bit.
I noticed that.
I noticed that.
And I appreciate that you're performing a solid well-planned radio rescue with your little
program, which is not so little anymore.
And I think you called on the right man to help you do it.
Okay.
That's a fellow I know named Rushbo.
And this is not the first time I've had to save the medium, by the way.
Folks weren't listening to Tall Gradio much in the early 80s.
I'll tell you that.
Oh, they weren't?
I can help you do it again.
And look, it doesn't start with a golden microphone, though it damn sure helps.
And forgive my language.
It all starts with your guaranteed writer.
This is what your employer and or network promises to give you.
They gave you a Gulfstream 550.
That's right.
Am I right?
That's what I do.
I had Shatner on my boat once.
And he said, well, I haven't got one of these.
And I'm William Shatner.
And I said, that's right.
Because I'm Rushbo, Rush Limbaugh, the profiting person.
What you've got to do is adjust your writer.
This is the things that they guarantee you to do your show.
OK.
These will help you along the way.
And tell you the truth, it starts, you'd be surprised with a really good single malt
scotch whiskey.
OK.
I prefer they're going to live it 21 years.
So almost like any higher bands to play your venue, they give you the wish list of
their needs.
They almost invented this in the 60s and 70s.
OK.
Also, this is just my recommendation.
You should.
You should get a pen handy.
Hang on.
So number one, single malt scotch whiskey.
OK.
Take that.
I have a stable of at least nine large breasted women who are willing to support the show.
Unquote.
And plenty of oxycodones.
Oh, yeah.
You writing this down?
Yes, I am.
That's to give you that extra boost.
And listen, this is very important.
OK.
Without explanation, only the brown and yellow M&Ms.
OK.
These elements should all be on your right because a green M&M and an oxycodone will make
you explode.
Absolutely true.
And your most important, your commitment to a certain standard.
So without further ado, repeat after me, John.
OK.
I shall respect the golden microphone.
I shall respect the golden microphone.
I shall never turn down any oxy from a listener.
I shall never turn down any oxy from a listener.
I shall always leave them wanting one more segment.
I shall always leave them wanting one more radio segment.
You're doing well with that.
And above all, I shall pursue excellence.
I shall pursue excellence in broadcasting.
I shall pursue excellence.
Now, what is excellence in broadcasting?
As in what I've always done.
And so what you're doing now.
OK.
Just don't stop doing that.
OK.
And this is not part of the pledge, the excellence in broadcasting pledge, but also very important.
You should have no Democrats or Democratic socialists, whatever in the hell that's supposed
to mean.
Because I can smell Pinko Kami liberal Democrats in the facility.
What?
Right there where you are at.
And I'll kindly advise you of a couple of your associates, particularly slobbo, bobo,
turdly, turdly, turdly and mayo.
No, Ayo.
It's Ayo.
It sounds like a grotesque artisan Asian sandwich, but these are actual people.
You'd better watch who you've got in the studio during your show, Johnny, my friend, because
the Communist Red Scare is back.
And it's real.
And you heard it first, kids.
Right here on the Excellence in Broadcasting Network, welcoming my friend, John Clay Wolfe,
to the big time.
Thank you, Rush.
Hell, Rush, blow your own talent on loan from God.
Well, you heard it here, folks.
We just got the endorsement.
Man, that's pretty strong.
Amazing.
Did he get a presidential award of something?
Yeah, he did.
He got the Medal of Freedom.
Medal of Medal of Honor.
Medal of Honor.
Medal of Honor.
Correct.
Medal of Glen Livid.
No.
No.
That's a little whiskey joke there.
Yeah, it was.
I knew turdly would like that.
Turdly.
Turdly.
Oh, I never heard that one.
Did you see, speaking of people that are not doing excellence in broadcasting, it's decayed
to the point where the news reporters are illiterate and they can't even speak the English
language.
Shinnecock.
Shinnecock.
Shinnecock by the Hamptons.
Listen to this.
Windham Clark is now a two-time major champion after winning the U.S. Open at Shinecock
Hills.
Long Island, New York is on the spotlight with Shiny Cox Hills hosting the 126th.
The golf tournament took place at Shinecock Hills Golf Club.
Windham Clark is now a two-time major champion.
Clark claimed the title Sunday at Shinecock Hills.
This season's third major being played at Shinnecock Hills.
We also know that Shinnecock showed out.
That's not excellence in broadcasting.
That is not.
That is an Indian name that they're putting a bad rap on.
Yeah, the great Native American tribe.
There was another guy that had, are somebody missed a punk to the news people and sent this
BS story and got them to repeat it.
I love it when they do that.
Police are asking for the public's help tonight in locating 34-year-old Holden Hiskock.
He was last seen leaving a downtown coffee shop around 5 o'clock Thursday evening.
His name is what?
One more time.
Police are asking for the public's help tonight in locating 34-year-old Holden Hiskock.
He was last seen leaving a downtown coffee shop around 5 o'clock Thursday evening.
Hey, did I send you some of those Walmart bits where those people have been punking Walmart
with the names like that?
No.
Oh, that's been going on.
I used to do that for years.
We all did it, but there's some good ones online.
Well, porkies.
I'm going to send you some of them, Bob, for next week.
They're gold.
This guy, did I send you?
No.
Okay.
Because they're hilarious.
They came up with some new ones that I didn't know.
You know, Michael...
Yeah, you can't say them.
You can.
Michael Hunt.
Right.
All the stuff.
But they really got creative.
Better than Holden, his whatever.
Yeah.
We used to do it all the time.
We still do it.
Yeah.
What are we doing?
Hey, you know what?
I think we should call a donut store in San Francisco.
We could do that in about 20 minutes.
We got to do the lightning round next.
Lightning round.
It's weird.
This show is different in this regard.
We're switching gears.
We're going automotive.
That means if you'd like to sell your car to givemethevend.com, I'm the voice of it.
I'm the mouthpiece.
We're all in live right now.
And we can negotiate this out over the radio, right?
Average, rough or clean condition.
Call me.
You will get in.
If you got a good car.
Probably don't want to bid junk.
Like nice expensive cars.
You've got some good Porsche.
You think it's worth a lot of money or Ferrari?
I do those too.
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Matt and L.A., you've got a 55 T-Bird, rebuilt no rust, once 45,000, had some previous offers
for 40 at the car show last year.
Why didn't you take it, Matt?
Because I can't get more than 35 grand for one of these when they're great.
And that's a 57.
My grandmother just wanted to hang on to it a little bit longer, but now she's just,
she's 88 years old and it's just sitting in her garage, you know?
So it starts up and it runs beautifully and yeah, there's nothing wrong with it at all.
It's pristine.
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Well, load this thing into Givemethevend.com and let's look at the pictures and start there.
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Eric in West Virginia, 0-4-E350 van, 4x456,000 miles.
What's this rig worth?
7,500?
No.
Okay.
I don't know.
He recently bought a blah, blah, blah, 99 Bronco, 16 Wrangler.
He'd like to hear from Hannah the Stripper.
Sondra in Florida's got a Ranger.
I don't have any good stuff here.
I don't.
St. Charles, Missouri.
I'm taking you blind.
Good morning.
What have you got?
Missouri, St. Louis.
You're on the air.
Nothing?
Okay.
Allen in Kentucky, a 16 Wrangler and limited Willie with 120,000 miles, yo, 14 grand.
You there?
Yep.
Yeah.
Hello?
I'm thinking it is a hard top.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how nice is it?
A scale of 1 to 10, I put it 8.5, 9.
You are in Kentucky, so you have taken it off road and you have bent something and you
have drank while you were driving it.
There's no question.
Don't start lying to me now.
No.
I've had it here a little over a year.
I've never taken it off road.
Actually, I've only drove it maybe a dozen times.
Okay.
What did you pay for it?
I paid 16.5 for it.
It says you 014.
I think it's worth about that.
It's close.
Those miles, when you get into 120, it changes things.
Do me a favor, go to givemethevend.com and I cannot give you 16.5 for it, but I might
be able to bank your pay off at 14.
It would be really close.
I need to do a little, I need to see pictures.
Okay.
Well, I mean, technically, I owe just under 14.
It's like 13 something.
We'll just use the 14 as the marker.
Tell them it takes 14.
Get them some pictures.
We'll make a decision.
We're going to get really close if we don't knock it all the way up.
All right.
It's a V6.
All right.
Thank you.
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That's really what I do because I enjoy that.
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The time you were nine, if you got my dad a beer, your reward was a sip.
I'm pretty sure that's not many parenting handbooks today.
Here, take a sip of that.
Don't tell your mother that's my boy.
And the old man knew what he was doing because by the fourth beer I was going for him.
I got you, baby.
Me, my dog, had a right over there.
We now return to the John Clay Wolfe Show, the number one weekend morning show in America.
Good news.
We've got some complaints coming in.
Oh, good.
Wonderful.
I'm CC'd on them.
So you can go to JCWShow.com, JCW, which is John Clay Wolfe, JCWShow.com.
Click Contact Us Complaints.
First one, Miguel Valdez in Texas.
More car beds and more music also need more inappropriate jokes to piss off the woke.
Oh, nice.
Thank you, Miguel.
The woke.
The woke.
The woke.
Brooke Chambers, Washington.
Love Washington State.
Love the trans dad joke.
Very nice.
Welcome to Seattle.
Hey.
Hey.
All right.
It's not a complaint though.
Okay.
Another one out of Seattle.
Last name your show.
Last name sucks.
Oh, clever.
You would think it'd be out of New York.
How the hell did this trash show end up on syndicated radio in Seattle?
You are not who we were supposed to be hearing on a Saturday morning.
Email your show blows at gofyourshow.com.
Wow.
Lots of hate.
Lots of hate.
Lots of hate.
You're not receiving complaints because people realize your show is what is missing from
their life.
The show is the best thing on the radio.
It's a missile puzzle piece.
It's not a complaint though.
I know I want real complaints.
98.7 LA keeps cutting you off.
It's annoying.
Hey guys, if you are getting cut off, they're having technical difficulties.
We just launched 120 station live broadcast.
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We get about 50,000 podcasts down those a week off of that.
More calm.
I love the...
We need to call a...
We used to do prank calls and they were funny.
They were funny.
Yeah.
But it's hard to do today.
We're in San Francisco, right?
That's correct.
We call it Vietnamese donut shop.
Okay.
It's got funny written all over.
It's got funny written all over.
Absolutely.
You got what line?
What?
What line?
Oh, we got one.
What is that?
Yell at me.
Eight.
Eight.
Eight.
I don't see an eight.
There it is.
Dynamo donuts.
Good morning.
You're on the air.
How are you?
I'm needing to order some donuts.
Yeah.
We don't do orders on the phone, but you could do either through DoorDash or through our...
I want to buy $1,000 worth of donuts.
You're not going to take the order?
It would have to be a catering order about two to three days in advance.
What about $500?
What's the most amount of donuts I could buy right now and not have to go through all of
your hoops?
I take it that this is not your business.
Do you just work there or are you an owner?
No, I just work here.
Because if you were an owner, you'd be like, have your pencil out, you'd be writing down,
asking me for my credit card.
What do you get paid an hour?
What do I get paid an hour?
19 an hour.
What's minimum wage out there in San Fran?
Did it go up?
What's minimum wage?
1961.
I'm in Texas.
I'm in Texas.
Oh, okay.
20 dollars an hour is minimum wage in San Francisco.
What do you pay?
I'm just wanting to.
I'm in Texas, so I'm interested in what I've never been to San Francisco.
What do you pay a month in rent?
What do I pay a month in what?
In rent.
Do you rent an apartment?
Do you rent a room from somebody?
I live in Oakland.
Okay.
But what's that cost to live is where I'm going.
What's the cost to living?
What's your rent?
I'm pretty expensive.
I'd say I'm 2K and up.
So yours is 2,000 and is that just a room or is that an apartment?
It depends.
Usually that's the cost of a room.
Just what I thought.
Why do you live there if it costs so much to live there?
I guess it's just nice.
Are you woke?
Are you like the stereotypical San Franciscan that the rest of America argues about?
I'm not sure what you mean by that.
Are you a Republican or a Democrat?
Neither.
Okay.
I'm not judging.
I'm just trying to learn.
Do you hate me?
No, I completely understand.
But I do have to continue working, so I was just wondering if you do.
Okay.
Well, hey, I like this guy already better.
He actually, I was just thinking, we've spent $5 of his employer's time already talking
about nothing.
There you go.
Have a good day and thank you for the info.
Hey, oh, oh, oh, what station are we on?
I don't even know.
Sorry, what?
Do you ever listen to the radio?
Sometimes, yeah.
Do you have a radio there at the donut shop?
No, we play our own music.
What is it?
103.7.
103.7.
Go to 103.7.
If you turn it on right now, you'll hear yourself on the radio because we're live.
Today's our first day in San Francisco on our radio show.
Or just go to JCWShow.com.
Thank you for being Dynamo Donuts, everybody.
Go spend your money there so they can pay the rent.
All right.
He's actually conversational.
I want an Asians, dammit.
I want an Asian, Gaysian.
Gaysian is what I was looking at.
Oh, that's cool.
Can we pull the curtain back here?
So John is literally during the break calling different donut shops, asking them, are you
Asian?
Are you Asian?
That's what they answer.
Y'all got me some old middle of the road white guy with a...
I need a producer.
I need Asians.
I need entertainment.
Dynamo Donut picked up originally and they was an Asian that picked up.
Yes.
Well, they go back to the presses and get me an Asian donut maker.
They swapped Asians on you.
I should have asked him.
Right.
Hey, I called earlier and I got an Asian.
They just have more personality in their voice.
They can.
That's right.
800-800-72.
I bet we get some complaints.
Now, go to JCWShow.com, click contact us and complain.
We'd love to hear your complaint.
Do you think that...
Rush.
Yeah.
Rush.
We had also a listener say that they demand equal time for Rush, the Canadian rock band,
since we gave Rush the Radio Man some time a minute ago.
And ironically, John Wilkerson in Independence, Missouri, I am going to see Rush tonight at
7.45 in Fort Worth, Texas with my 19-year-old son.
Cool.
Nice.
As long as they show up, huh?
As long as you get it.
As long as you get it.
And then there was another lady in Wisconsin, Macaulay Loviswalken.
You betcha.
Why do green M&Ms have anything to do with oxycodone?
I think this is ridiculous and you're spreading false news and I'm sick of it.
Fake news.
Fake news.
Fake news, huh?
That's not personal.
Rush, who's dead, spreading fake news.
Right.
Right.
She needs to move.
How dare you allow dead celebrities to make up things about M&Ms on your show?
Sir.
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Some guys trying to sell us an SLR Benz.
Okay.
Hang on.
I'm going to have him call in 7234-800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
Have him call in.
I'm in a good mood.
Hey, Turley, you manage a lot of people.
Doesn't it drive you crazy?
You stop right there.
Yeah, just stop right there.
Absolutely does.
Yes, it does.
I don't like a guy that is busy and gets stuff done, but there's so many people that
like create chaos and they look busy and they get nothing done.
Yeah.
This is like an art form.
I try to weed that out, but yes, I know what you're talking about.
How do you weed it out?
Keep pressuring it.
Hey, where's my, where's this at?
Where's that at?
What are you going to do?
Show me, show me.
Show me the money.
Yes.
Show me, baby.
Talk, talk, talk.
It doesn't do anything.
It doesn't make you any money.
Right.
And I'm talking about the person that's doing that.
That's cause it's commission based.
So you can talk and talk.
Oh yeah, I'm doing this and doing that.
I don't see any results.
But it's in everything.
It's in reconning cars.
I just see, I see this, but we've got this guy out here that just started about two months
ago and this guy's busy and he's getting stuff done.
And I like that.
That's the big, you see results.
Yeah.
Just getting stuff done instead of talking about it.
But it's talkers.
They work harder and not doing something.
Sometimes they work as hard.
That's very frustrating.
Very frustrating.
I'm a doer.
Yeah.
Yeah, you are.
Just get it done, whatever it takes.
You know what I don't get done?
Uh-oh.
Here we go.
I don't make all my kids sporting events.
Well, you've got four kids.
I know, but you've got a lot of things going on in your life as well.
You know, I've almost come to the conclusion that if you're not going to make 90% of them,
then you might as well not go at all because all they're going to remember is the ones
you didn't make.
I looked up in the stands and daddy wasn't there.
Do you have a theory, Turley?
I mean, you only had one son though.
Yeah.
So you made it everything.
Yes, I had to.
Yeah.
I just had to.
I wanted to because you had one.
Yeah.
Experience at all.
And you'll regret.
I think it's good for them to look up in the stands and not see their dad there.
Why?
I think it creates a little scar, gives them a little chip, gives them a little reason
to be mad and get something done.
But don't you want to be there for that one?
Because you never know that one moment.
Everybody's got a camera phone.
Everybody's got a camera phone.
Everybody's got a video now.
Okay, you can just see it then.
Just watch the replay.
Okay.
Well, watch it on the big screen at home and you just cast to the television.
But that memory that you have of that moment, you can watch it on the video.
You don't remember the video?
Is one of your kids mad at you for not showing up?
No, but I started going to, I went to, I always miss Saturday mornings.
Oh, sure.
Obviously.
We're here.
And then there was a, the other morning I made one and I was there like, he's
not going to remember me being here.
All he's going to remember is me not being there.
Sure.
Did he say anything to you?
No, he didn't say anything.
Maybe I was just feeling guilty.
He didn't say thanks for coming dad or did you tell him afterward great game or anything?
Or.
No, I think it's a crap beat.
Oh, no.
Okay.
A bunch of little private school white kids playing a public school ghetto team.
Just go donk donk.
I mean, just bam, bam.
I was like, let's get out of here.
Let me grab you and save you from this.
Let's get the hell out.
This is why I don't come 70 to 10 basketball.
That's bad.
It's not his fault.
7010.
I saw 7010.
Wow.
Wow.
We're going to drive, you know, 10 states over and do this whole tournament so we can
get the hell beat out of us by a bunch of kids that have children already that drove
to the games, but say they're in sixth grade.
But they're getting experience.
John, that's the experience.
I just don't need to experience again.
I've had that experience.
I played football at SMU for Cry 6.
You don't think I know what disappointment feels like?
Well, you played when they were in the death penalty.
Yeah.
Well, after the death penalty.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that was yeah.
We got beat by Houston 100 to six.
Oh my God, dude.
Still I think a record.
I think.
The biggest beating in college football.
Yeah.
Not bad.
Do you know the bad joke, Swarjby?
Yes.
He is suing EA Sports to make sure he gets to at least play on the college football game
this year on Madden or whatever it's called.
His likeness is on there.
Yeah.
I mean, this guy.
He needs to go play for the Houston gamblers.
Oh boy.
Isn't that bad?
That's a dad joke.
Yeah.
You just got them all the day.
Who's going to win?
Who are your top three picks for a national championship show up, Turley, in college for
football?
We talked about college football.
God, I hadn't even thought about it really.
You really?
It's time to start thinking about it.
I've been in so much soccer mode.
Yeah.
And I've enjoyed it.
But I hadn't really thought about it.
So you're waiting for this to be over?
Yeah.
I can only focus on so much sports.
Okay.
I used to be able to do a lot.
Right.
But now it's like, okay, I've got work here and then I've got to, if I'm going to do anything,
one sport.
Kids games.
Yeah, one sport.
And right now it's soccer with Norway and England.
And I have to remember the rules of soccer because it's so different from, I mean, you
know, it's not like American football.
You got so many different rules and stuff on that.
And there's a different terminology too.
They're on a pitch.
They're on a field, but it's a pitch and then a hydration break.
Like, what's a hydration break?
Oh, that's when they actually take a water break.
Yeah, no.
Just things like that.
You just catch on.
And I'm looking forward to this Norway, England.
I know you are too.
So.
Yeah, it'll be fun.
Dad for my junior in high school, the quarterback kid Nolan, I mean, he's got a long ball from
hell dude.
And, but he, he's big and he was like, I don't want to be quarterback.
I want to be a running back and a linebacker.
So he has not been working out, you know, as quarterback for four months.
Really?
Yeah.
And now he's changed school again and they want him to be a quarterback.
I'm like, they're going to need you to win.
You're going to have to play some QB.
You got to get your arm back.
He said, I've got my arm.
It's fine.
But he hadn't been practicing that long ball.
He gets the call on Wednesday, the top 25 best quarterbacks in Texas, which they invited
him to a competition three months ago and he said, no, I'm not doing quarterback this
year.
So they had somebody not show up and they called him, say, Hey, we please show up for
this.
And he called me, said, what do you think I should do?
I said, can you still throw?
I said, sure.
I said, go.
So he went, they went through all these events and he's doing just great.
And then they had the long ball competition.
He hasn't thrown a deep ball in four months.
He looked like me trying to run a marathon.
It was, I mean, it was a shank.
And he was like, why did I do this?
I figured he'd at least warmed up a little bit before you try to throw a 60 yard pass.
Yeah.
But anyway, well, if you want to, but I was there, hey, hey, I was there in the stands
in the flesh.
Do I get credit for it?
No, I got yelled at.
You can't yell that because it was your fault that he was throwing because he felt the pressure.
No, actually, what he said is he said, I'm glad I did this because this was closure because
he was chasing that quarterback dream and he was like, I don't think I'm good enough
to be a D one big team QB and I want to play big.
I want to play D one big team ball and I'm going to start focusing more on linebacker
and running back.
I, and I was like, my opinion is be great quarterback in high school.
They will still, you'll get more visibility and they will transition you.
No, no hidden homo deals.
Confidence though.
He's got to have confidence.
Yeah.
But he's confident in the linebacker and running back.
Yeah.
It'll show.
And he'll, he can get a scholarship that way for sure.
Oh yeah.
Yes.
And shout out to Oregon and we're out on the West coast.
Right.
That could be the sleeper pick you wanted to pick for college football because I know
that's what you're trying to fish for.
Sure.
You know, hey, who can give a shout out to.
So there's your shout out for him.
So is it or yeah, I think right now the preseason for ranked for.
I just had to re look up the list.
I was like, oh yeah, pretty favored.
Yes, they are.
They are the favor there are the favor.
That will not happen.
No, but last year I was wrong about what's his name man and getting benched midseason.
I lost a bet on that.
Didn't I?
Yes, you did.
Yeah.
That didn't happen.
No, it did not happen.
800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
Louis and Rockwall at 12 Benz GL 550 with 100 cars worth probably 10,000 but 12 that's
pretty old.
Yeah.
Just put me down for 10,000.
Go give me the VIN.com.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
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Scott Stevens wants to hear more from strippers.
Some guy, Rafa and it says some guy doing an Asian accent saying he can't get you donut
for Bobo.
Are you there Rafa?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mr. Bobo, he's the number one customer of Mr. Bobo.
Okay.
We'll be right back.
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Jesus has been a lot of technical difficulties this morning.
118 stations.
Yeah, you're adding a lot of people, moving to parts.
Now I don't even know if we're on.
We're on, yeah, we're on some markets.
So, the guy that you're talking to at the satellite store.
He's saying he can't hear us now.
Well, if the satellite isn't feeding it, then nobody's got it.
It's either yes or no.
It's like the water's on or off.
There's some that aren't in the same network that are getting a feed.
Well, there's just a couple.
Yeah, I know.
But we're on to somebody.
So, you're telling me the whole premiere network's down?
That's what he's saying this second, yes.
If you're in Seattle, right now, or Portland, or LA,
call me and tell me from on the radio.
800-800-7234-800-800-radio.
Because I don't think we are.
I think we already got kicked off.
This didn't take five minutes.
We've done it before.
Kevin in Charlotte, North Carolina.
72 Pantera, 62,000 miles.
His friend's car.
Where's your friend?
Why's your friend not calling in?
Hey, Mr. Wolf, how you doing, sir?
Good.
So, he's an older gentleman.
His son is taking care of the car at the moment.
And he, so kind of by happenstance, I kind of ended up in possession of the car.
I don't own it yet, but in possession of the car.
So, he's on the building.
You're buying it from him for 16?
You're going to sell it to me for 100?
Sure.
Not quite like that.
You said you hadn't bought it yet and you're pricing it to me on the note here for 100,000.
And the last one I bought was 65, 72, something like that.
I bought one about three months ago.
Okay.
Yeah, I've seen you on the Internet and made some offers on them.
And I told him, it's not going to work out for me in my best interest.
To buy the car because future plans I have.
Yeah.
And what happened to start with was there's a building for sale.
I bought the build.
Yeah.
Mike in Orange County, good morning.
You're on the air.
You lose interest.
I lost interest.
I don't, I just want to buy the car.
Right.
So tell them to load it in to give me the VIN.com and we will buy it.
And the buildings and all that good stuff.
I appreciate the stories.
But I'm live radio on what do that off here.
Mike in Orange County there.
Hey, you're on the radio on 98 seven in the LA area.
Thank you.
Portland.
You there?
Portland.
You there?
Yeah.
Are we on?
You're in Portland.
Oh good.
Do you hate us yet?
Yeah.
I can hear it.
No, do you hate us yet?
Sorry, I can't.
I'm breaking up in a bathroom.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I can't.
I'm breaking up in a bathroom.
I said, do you hate us yet?
No, not at all, man.
Oh, that's too bad.
I was really trying to offend somebody.
Dammit.
I'm not doing a good job.
I need to tell some bad jokes here a minute.
Do you want to try the truth?
We'll try the truth.
Okay.
Here's the truth.
The truth.
The truth.
What we do with the truth is you call in rapid fire 800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
And we're just going to take the call.
You say, the truth is I hate Donald Trump.
The truth is this war is stupid.
The truth is Donald Trump's the greatest.
I'm just hitting craziness.
The truth is that...
The show sucks.
The show sucks.
The truth is Israel is this, and that's that, or Mexican.
Just all the crazy stuff in the world.
Just vent it out.
It's an air out session.
And it gets pretty interesting.
But you're going to start off with the truth.
The truth is...
Don't say hello.
Don't say hello.
Don't say we love the show.
Don't say we hate the show.
Just give the truth quick, because we're going to go boom, like an automatic machine gun.
Without pleasantries.
And this will be a good way to test if we're on the air in certain markets, because...
That's right.
I don't know what station that was.
It could've been...
I don't know.
Kevin, the truth is I want to buy the Pantera.
Please load it in to givemethevend.com and we'll try to buy it, okay?
But have the guy that owns it do it.
Thanks.
Okay.
All right, me hit the open.
I can't tell you the truth because I love you too much, stupid.
Now somebody's not telling the truth here.
Sometimes the truth about how pissed off we are wins.
Put aside your selfish male ego and tell the truth.
You can't handle the truth.
I don't think we've had time to set this up.
I think these calls coming in are just letting us know we're on the air, but we'll go,
Crap! Good morning, truth.
The truth is that I don't like change and you guys messes up my Saturdays.
How?
Oh, he didn't know.
Crap is like our longest list, sir.
He's mad about our schedule change.
Yeah.
The Terra, California, and I'm taking all these blind.
I know nothing.
Go, truth.
Your rotation doesn't come in well up here.
Victor, truth.
The truth is if you're going to say you got a drink all day, John, you need to drink a beer when you start the show.
Okay.
682 area code, the truth.
What do you got?
Truth is your show's good, but you got two damn many commercials.
All right.
Ricky on the 405 freeway, what's the truth?
On the 91 and N9 you're on.
Thank you.
A 323 area code, what's the truth?
I don't know who this is.
I can hear you loud and clear from Los Angeles, and I hate commuting in this town.
That's a damn truth.
432 area code, the truth.
What do you got?
That's a damn truth.
432 area code, what's the truth?
The truth is, Conor McGregor's going to beat Max Holloway.
Oh, that's right.
That's tonight.
That's tonight?
Yeah, that's not going to happen.
That's not the truth.
That's tonight, you damn right?
Fred in Oklahoma, what's the truth?
Truth is, Obama is gay, and Michelle is a man.
There you go.
And that's straight from Fred in Oklahoma.
Of course.
Heidi in California, what's the truth?
The truth is, there's probably about an 8 second delay in your programming here in Huntington Beach.
Thank you, ma'am.
At least we're on.
310 West LA, what's the truth?
John Clay, this is Michael here in beautiful Los Angeles.
Good morning.
The truth is, California needs your help.
Thank you.
Thank you for your time, for Governor.
So are you a KLOS listener of the show, and you moved over to 98.7 with us?
I googled it, and that's how I found you.
Yes, 98.7.
The truth is, we got a new home in LA, and we're glad you're with us, ma'am.
Kevin, what's the truth?
The truth is, John Clay Wolfe is great on the radio, and love your show.
Thank you, dude.
Appreciate it.
Harold in California, what's the truth?
The truth is, John Clay Wolfe's show is the best thing on the Faraday.
Love listening to it.
Thanks, we got some good love coming out here today.
Angel and Marilyn, what's the truth?
What's going on?
The truth is, you're on in San Antonio, and the Knicks are going to go back to back.
Oh.
And speaking of, thank you guys, that was fun.
The San Antonio Spurs, the truth is, he was banging his team, one of the teammate's sisters.
Well, yeah, the play-by-play announcer was.
I believe we've got this cut.
What clip is that number?
Jacob Tobi, actually, is now looking for a job.
Because he was cheating on his now ex-girlfriend, having an affair with Lauren Waters, the sister of a Spurs forward player, Lindy Waters the third.
And now a lot of fans are very upset.
Here's the cut number nine.
Why do they care?
Why do they care?
The truth is, some guy got laid.
Spurs fans, we have some breaking news today.
Spurs play-by-play announcer Jacob Tobi.
You're fired.
I'm not going into the details.
It's online everywhere.
It went viral, but he is no longer with our San Antonio Spurs.
Jacob Tobi, you absolutely suck.
So the truth is, some damn tech talker is looking for attention.
That's the truth.
But the truth on this is, his ex is the one that burned him.
Hell, okay.
Because she posted pictures on Instagram of him kissing this player's sister.
And that's how he got caught.
Bobo, you love politics.
Didn't Ken Paxton or somebody get busted in Europe with a chick this week?
Yeah.
Now Ken Paxton's been in the middle of a divorce for like 13 years or something, right?
I mean, it's been a long, long process.
He and his, what they're calling his mistress, it's a gal pal.
It's a girlfriend.
They went to Europe and hung out.
She was in a pretty green dress.
It's, you know, I mean, I'm not going to sit here and pile praise on Ken Paxton or anything,
but he's been like in a state of not married for enough time for people to get over this particular kind of thing.
I think.
But why do you get fired for having an affair?
I don't know, but in a sports team, you look at, you look at Romo back in the day.
Yeah.
Okay.
And what's her, what's her name?
Little pretty cut off short girl.
Jessica Simpson.
Yes.
Look at how that went and the hate that came out of that after a couple of bad games.
Yeah.
But she didn't, she wasn't an employee of the Cowboys.
So a cowboy player cannot date a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader.
Okay.
Anything in house, you just don't, they don't want it.
And that's the same thing with Spurs.
The player's sweet.
Hey, this is funny.
We had an argument at the dinner table this week and I guess I'm not supposed to talk about this stuff on the ring.
Probably not.
But I mean, it's pretty funny.
So it didn't really matter.
Oh, my wife is a big Swifty.
My son's hero was my homes.
They didn't want to be a quarterback.
I love the chiefs.
And he said at dinner that her fake fanship of the chiefs with Taylor Swift has ruined his childhood hero.
I agree.
You agree?
Yes.
You agree with him?
I agree.
Yep.
It's ruined the chiefs.
Yes.
That's as soon as they got with, she got with Travis Kelsey.
What happened?
Oh, he's declined.
Yeah.
He's declined.
The chiefs have declined.
They were there for that Super Bowl and they were there.
But it's not fake.
They got married.
But he is 58 years old.
I mean, he's a little, you know, he's no spring chicken.
He may be time.
Kelsey.
Nolan went as far to say that Kelsey won't be starting this year.
Oh, no, he'll start.
Okay.
So that was incorrect.
I felt that that was an incorrect comment.
He'll start hanging and do much.
I mean, he's on his last hand, like he said, last leg.
So the Swifties have ruined the chiefs.
Yeah.
On a 10 scale, how big of a deal was he before this started?
10 scale.
He was a 10.
In his space.
In that position.
Yeah, in that position.
Okay.
Now what is he?
Well, he's like a 20.
I mean, he's huge in the, across the country.
He's so much effectiveness.
Oh, effectiveness.
Oh, no.
He's like a four.
So what was he?
But his peak was 10, wasn't he?
Yeah.
Yeah, sure.
So he's gone from 10 to four and in the time that he...
We're talking about Kelsey's ability to play tight in.
Correct.
Ah, Thor's a little harsher.
Which has a lot to do with the performance of the quarterback who's done so many damn
state farm commercials in the last 18 months.
There you go.
And he's like, I can't focus on the game.
And I don't think he's getting the workouts.
I don't think he's getting the reps.
I think he's relying on what he's done in the past four or five years.
And I think maybe, maybe Patrick Bahomes may be in a bit of decline himself.
Well, it's because of the fame that Taylor Swift and all these Swifties, all this attention
came over to him.
Could be.
And that's where it's, and that's, that's the effect.
Is your wife a Swiftie?
No, no, no, she's not a big Swiftie at all now.
She, she appreciates him.
I can't talk trash about her, but about Swift.
But yeah, she's not a diehard like some people are that go crazy over her.
In this wedding last week, oh, hey, we got to set up the lightning round.
We got 30 seconds left.
800-800-7234-808.
I had to hear all about that wedding.
Jesus Christ.
And she thinks that they're going to do a movie about it.
You know they are.
Oh my God.
You know, they, they douched everybody down with a big payoff bribe to charities out of
the gate to shut everybody up.
25 million of these charities said that they wouldn't rag on them for their big wedding.
Hold on.
I gotta, I gotta keep that.
They douched them down.
That's good.
Like Massingill style.
I'm gonna go do douched them down.
Excellence in broadcasting rush.
That's what you told me to do.
Douched them down.
Douched them down.
Y'all douched me down with phone calls.
800-800-7234-800-800 radio call right now.
If you want to sell your car to give me the VIN.com.
When we come back from this music break, year, mate, model, miles, average, rougher, clean,
big cars, little cars, everything in between.
He's got a few mildly sexist jokes.
Yeah, Tim.
I don't need few mildly sexist jokes.
Just email me, Tim.
There you go.
Hey, Tim, just email your jokes and we'll try to use them on the radio if they're good,
okay?
All right.
Go to John, JCWShow.com and email me your bad jokes.
And if we use them, we will not give you any credit.
I'll just take it all to myself.
800-800-Radio.
Coming back with the lightning round, I will be the judge and the jury of the price of
your car and I will make a hard offer on it.
Be right back.
Now, back to the John Clay Wolf Show.
Presenting by givemethevind.com.
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1-800-800-Radio.
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Jim and Lafayette Laouizi and a good morning.
Morning, sir.
What have you got?
Got a Cadillac DTS 2011, 36,000, 125 miles.
It's mint.
Great.
Is it a platinum?
Is it a luxury?
Is it a premium or is it a base?
Oh, you better not, Anne.
It's my mother's car.
She died a few months ago.
It's got a sunroof.
Okay.
That's a problem.
I think it's got leather seats.
I'm not going to be able to give you that kind of detail.
They've all got leather seats.
But it's a DTS like Delta Tango Sierra, right?
Yes, sir.
11, 20-year-old, not quite.
That body style is just not pushing.
The miles are great.
I'm sure the condition is good.
I think it's a $6,000 car.
Maybe seven?
Yeah.
Yeah, we were hoping for 12s.
Whether it's settled or not.
Yeah, yeah, we were hoping for 12s.
Whether it's settled for 10, thinking maybe nine or something.
Mmm.
Mmm.
You know what?
If your aunt had balls, she would be.
I can imagine my uncle would be quite proud.
That's right.
She'd be your uncle.
And if, what if in hope, but the reality is when it runs across the auction block,
what's it going to bring?
$7,500.
All right.
You need your cushion.
So I understand.
I got to move it.
Hell, I mean, that just, just to move it, right?
I've got to, to get that money, I've got to get it to Dallas from Louisiana.
That's $350.
So I'm $65,000, I might do eight.
And if I think it'll do eight, I'll give you seven.
Very good.
I'll load it up.
See what I get.
Go to gimmethevend.com and load it up.
My name is John Clay Wolfbiker.
Well, here's one more.
Matt, you've got a old scout.
Now, started switching from coil to electronic in-op right here.
Yeah.
Just curious.
Had messed with the sense then and it's got a little, little V8 in it, 75 international
scout too.
What's the, like the paint and, I mean, has it been restored or anything?
No, it's all original.
It's the original orange and white.
Good condition.
Got it sitting on the barn.
I don't know what it is.
Get back the rollback wrecker in, hook a chain to it, pull it out, pull it up on the wrecker,
get it back to the shop, and then what would we have to do?
Just put the original co-ordination back on it and go with it.
And what kind of paint and interior would we have?
You have the white feet, the vinyl seats.
What, what, what condition like on a scale of one to ten is this, it
just sounds rough.
I'm trying to beat on it.
I'm trying to visualize it.
Is this like a four on a scale of one to ten?
I'd say probably a six, John.
Okay.
I need to see it.
Take some pictures.
Go to gimmethevend.com and load it up.
Um, off the, five grand off the top of my head in the way that I'm seeing this.
Is that what you're thinking?
I don't know about seven or eight.
That's all jacked up.
It's all original.
Let's look, let's look, let's look.
Give me some pictures in a video.
Go to gimmethevend.com and we'll start there.
I need to see it.
Thank you.
Thank you, man.
800-800-7234 is the call of the number.
If you want to sell your car, go to gimmethevend.com.
They don't call.
Give me the Vin America's Best Car Buyer for nothing.
Be right back.
This one is close to home.
Now I don't live in LA.
I've never been like a big fan of LA, but I've built many, many memories there.
And I have great friends there.
And a lot of them lost their homes.
They all have these conspiracy theories of what started these fires.
Now they say it's arsonist.
I've heard this theory.
If you were a rational thinking person, you have to at least consider the possibility that God hates these people.
And that's not true because West Hollywood was unscathed.
Because how can you burn what is already flaked?
Oh yeah, we're back.
Back to the John Clay Wolf Show, presented by gimmethevend.com.
Morning, everybody.
Thanks for cruising along on our inaugural voyage of our 118 station network this morning.
There are some technical difficulties.
If you're finding any in your market, please just go to jcwshow.com.
And you can stream it there, video and audio.
So that fixes that.
We got Sean.
Sean's calling in?
Yeah, this Sean is actually.
Is this the seller or is this our Sean?
This is our Sean.
Oh, I thought it was the seller.
Hey, you're in Anaheim?
Yes, sir.
How's it going, John?
What are y'all working on?
We got a 2018 Lamborghini Huracan.
What color?
What color?
Yellow.
It's yellow.
Are you asleep, Sean?
He's nervous.
Don't be nervous.
You've got a yellow 18 Huracan.
Is it a Roadster or a Coop?
It is a Roadster, sir.
Okay.
How many miles?
Got about 118 on it.
Okay.
Any car facts, any blemishes, any story, any...
Turley said it's a dealer that went to gimmethevind.com
trying to sell this to us.
Right?
Yeah, it's a dealer.
We've done a lot of business with them.
He sold us some Rolls Royce, a couple of jeeps,
a couple of nice cars.
So when you go back and look,
do we make money on this car or do we lose on this car?
Because there's always...
That shows you what kind of trader they are
and if we're always losing on them, you got to quit them.
Yeah, we actually lost on a couple of the cars.
Good cars running down the lane, though.
Yeah.
Well, I ain't doing this for practice, homeboy.
Uh-huh.
Because he's...
Turley said he's wanting $217 for it, right?
Or no, he wants $220.
Yeah, and you've offered him how much?
We're at $217. He's looking for $218.
Tell him to keep looking because we're going to hold it $217.
$217,000.
It's our turn to make a little money.
He doesn't get to make all the money all the time.
He's a dealer.
This is business to business, right?
We're not dealing with...
We deal with consumers differently than dealers.
Dealers are really trying to pick your pocket.
Everybody's trying to pick your pocket.
You've got access to my checkbook, right?
Yes, sir.
Okay, so these guys, what do they want from you?
Money.
Money. That's what they want.
You're an exchange window, like a currency exchange.
And they know that you've got easy money
because our reputation is we pay fast, we pay hard, right?
And you're throwing $217 out there like it's nothing.
So they're like, give me a little more, give me a little more.
But that little bump, bump, bump, they're always elbowing you for is the money.
That's our juice.
We're talking about spreading the car $3,000
that we're laying out $217,000.
Sean, if you were laying out $217,000 in your money,
if you had it in your pocket, would you do it for a net two grand?
No.
No.
That wouldn't make sense?
No.
I do stuff that doesn't make sense.
I'll get close to the money, but you need to convince him.
You need to call him back and hit him in the head.
I hope he's listening right now.
We love him.
We want to do business with him.
But they're hard traders.
These dealers are hard traders.
And you've got to be a hard trader with these dealers.
And I'm saying this out loud because I want all my buyers to hear this.
Yes, sir.
Cool, man.
Go get them.
We'll do.
Thank you.
That's a sexy car, though.
It's a sexy car, though.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah, but I mean, so we're laying $3,000 over MMR for it.
It's got 11,000 miles on it.
It's 100 years old.
Is it a good car that will oversell?
Yes.
But is it going to bring exactly what the guy wants?
Yes.
It's going to bring $220.
And I ain't doing it for free and losing my freight and risk.
The truck driver screws something up or we put it on central dispatch,
it gets stolen.
There's risk in this deal.
We're idiots, but we're not just plain as stupid.
And with the Lambos, you've got to do a beta test to make sure the miles are right, too.
Yeah, because half the miles are cut on these things.
Because this ain't car, friends.
Y'all, it's car business.
Mike in Orange County, what should you pay for a 62 Austin Healey 3,000?
I'm with a Corvette motor in it.
Mm-hmm.
The $10,000 kit car.
Now, is it a real Healey or is it a fake Healey?
No, it's a fake Healey.
Okay.
I don't know.
Which motor?
I mean, there's LS1, 2, 3, 7, 8.
Which one you got?
Well, it's a 383 stoker motor.
That's not a Corvette engine.
It says Corvette engine.
No.
No, it's not.
Then why did you say it had a Corvette motor in it?
Well, no, I mean, I should have said that it's just a small block, Chevy.
Okay, that's cool.
Um, I don't know.
Kit car fiber in.
You there?
So it's pretty clean.
Okay, I answer this question.
I answer this question.
What else am I supposed to do?
You didn't like the answer.
That's all I...
Wow.
I've got a real Healey out here.
I saw that.
Yeah.
You got some weird cars out there.
The good ones.
Good.
We bought them.
We've got a video going up on our YouTube channel.
John Clay Wolf, if you want to watch me fly to Arkansas and buy a bar, sift through 100 cars and buy 18 of them is, I think, what we bought from an inheritor.
It's pretty crazy video.
And we've got some wild stuff.
If you're into cars, you'll, uh, and you're not familiar with our YouTube channel, John Clay Wolf on YouTube.
And it's a car channel.
And it's me going around the country and buying collections from people.
And it's interesting.
You know what they love?
What?
Love negotiation.
Oh, God, yes.
Every time we deviate from negotiation and like try to do something cute and tell a story about something else, nobody cares.
Really?
No.
We've programmed this thing every which way to the sideways and what the people, the 2000000 hitters, they want to see me go in, fight for cars, argue with the guy, buy the cars, sell the cars.
That's what they want to say.
And every time I try to do something different that I like, because I'm so sick and tired of buying selling cars, nobody cares.
How did the video when you bought the cars from 1923, the TV show?
How'd that work?
Crappy.
Really?
Because I got cute.
I put on my little, I dressed up and acted like an actor.
Tommy from Landman.
And it just didn't have the, I mean, they don't, they want raw.
They want real.
They don't want shine.
They want to feel like they're with us in the inside.
And that's what works.
Those are TV cars though.
So sometimes those do well.
They, this, I mean, the cars are fine.
The video, the video is one of our lowest performers.
Yeah.
And I was smoking American spirit cigarettes like Tommy from Landman.
It was perfect.
You were trying to smoke.
I was trying to smoke.
It was not.
It was fun.
But I think this one today will be a big hitter.
I really, there's no way it won't be.
Okay.
But the cars, you did sell the cars right.
I mean, the cars did well.
Which cars?
The 1923 cars.
I only sold two of them.
Okay.
I'm going to be back because we can't prove that it's a 1919.
And these customers got to have a 1919 model ambulance from, it's always something, Bob.
It's always something.
It's always something.
And I've got three of those damn ambulance.
I'm like, grab the other two.
Find one with a title.
Just send it to him.
Shut him up.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
I found an out.
I want an out.
And foos wound up with which one?
Foos?
Chip.
Some, I don't know.
It's sitting in his barn out here.
Okay.
I don't even know what it's called.
Some 1920 something.
Chip wants to make a fire truck out of it.
Okay.
Neat.
Neat cars though.
Yeah, another super neat car.
Very cool.
Yep.
We'll be right back.
My name's John Clay.
We'll buy cars on the radio from America's Best Car Buyer.
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We've got five locations on the West Coast, by the way.
So when you bid, when we bid your car, we odds are we have somebody near you.
Bring it over there and get a check Monday morning.
Maybe even the day if you want to go right now.
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We are glad and excited to be on your radio station.
If there's technical difficulties, please just go to J.C.W.Show.com because there has been some satellite feed problems.
And of course it's going to happen whenever you launch 118 stations without, we thought we'd prepared properly, but there are some issues.
I just got a thing and this says in San Diego is doing nothing but plain commercials.
So, it's all right.
What happens?
We've been doing this 20 years.
What's one week in a screw up?
I know.
800-800-7234-800-800-7234-800-800 radio is the live call in number.
Hey, Jay Leno is going to be on the show in two weeks because I'm going to be doing the show from his garage with him on July 25th.
That'll be fun.
This will be my third trip over there.
To his garage?
Yeah.
How big is that?
I mean, how big?
Probably 10,000.
No, probably 200,000.
Jay, man.
100,000 for sure.
It's a big space, man.
Oh, yes.
It was hanger.
How big is the Walmart?
Is that like 100,000?
It's bigger than a Walmart.
His deal is as big as a Walmart.
It's as big as the Sam's Club.
That's huge.
It's at Burbank Airport.
It's very undeceiving and deceiving and it's massive.
But he's got a lot of cars.
He never sells them.
I'm going to try to buy one.
Oh, really?
This one's a stick.
It should be good.
They gave it away as a charity deal for cancer.
Oh, cool.
Come sit in with John and Jay at Jay's garage on his radio show.
They auctioned it off at, I forgot the foundation in LA about six months ago.
Good thing to do.
Giving back.
Giving back.
And getting to hang out with Jay Leno on the radio is cool stuff.
You just lost a listener.
What have we got?
You just lost a listener.
We don't really have one.
We have a dear John.
Oh, that's right.
Dear John.
Sorry, dear John.
It's only seven hours of broadcasting.
I know, raw.
He's getting confused here.
Yeah, you're right.
Okay, this actually refers to a story you told when we were on remote.
We talked about the BC powder that Bobbo snorted.
Yeah.
This comes from Michelle.
Hey, snorting BC powder is extremely dangerous and ineffective.
It causes immediate seizure and possible damage to your nasal passages.
We'll see you're what else.
Well, I can tell you.
Not a good love.
I do love the show, but I think that's a terrible thing you made Bobbo do.
We didn't make him do it.
We didn't make it do it.
He wanted it.
You want to hear the clip again of it?
Yeah, sure.
Yeah.
Bob, you're going to do that.
Are you going to do that BC powder?
You're going to keep everybody waiting.
There you go.
I want to buy it.
I do want to buy it.
I'm sure it's safe.
I'll get it.
But go to givemethevend.com.
What seat are you in right now?
God!
God!
God!
God!
God!
Hey!
That hurt the gay burns.
Does it hurt?
It hurts so bad.
But hey, you know what?
Nobody had any seizures and it went away after a couple of days and it takes colossal
nuts to pull a stunt like that on live radio.
Speaking of colossal nuts, did you know that Azteca Stadium?
The Azteca Stadium where the game was played last weekend where England won, they won
with Viagra.
Is that right?
What?
So it's at 73, the Mexican stadium for soccer.
Is it 7,300 feet above sea level?
Oh.
Which is like Aspen, Colorado.
That's tall.
That's thin blood.
That's 25% less oxygen than they are.
Way up there.
People that come there typically lose because the Mexicans are acclimated to...
The altitude.
When I say Mexicans, I feel like it's racial term, isn't that ridiculous?
Like it's how you say it.
The Hispanics.
Yes.
The Hispanics.
The Hispanics.
But they're used to it.
You're right.
Yeah.
So what they did to blood dope themselves, the English took Viagra, which opens capillaries
and gets them the blood flowing better.
You call BS?
Yeah, they did beaches.
You think they just wanted boners?
Yeah, no.
They did beet juices, what their big thing they did.
That's the same effect.
To give you nitrous oxide.
Correct.
Not Viagra?
Well, I don't doubt that they will use Viagra though, because it's so intelligent.
Oh, it's key.
This is an actual soccer club.
Soccer.
The way we play football, pardon me, is football.
Right?
Well, we call it soccer.
England is such a, as a national team, we've got lots of regionals about, right?
Sure.
Mexico didn't have a chance.
Now, I was there.
Oh.
Right.
You wouldn't think they have skyboxes.
They had more like sky cabanas.
Nice.
And the women.
The Mexican women at the game.
Exotic.
Well, wonderful.
Yeah.
I brought five home with me.
Oh, wow.
And I had to hide them in a cabana of my own.
I bet you did.
Or my wife will kill me.
So I put them on payroll as babysitters for my mom, Zett.
Your mom was Zett?
My little monkey.
Yeah.
His name is Elton.
Of course.
I named him after Elton John.
But you should hear him sing Mona Lisa's and Mad Hatties.
That's beautiful.
England rules, mate.
They're going to win tonight?
Rock and roll.
They're going to win tonight and again tonight.
After part is going to be fantastic.
So Mike, can I plan to be there?
And I'm bringing my mom as that.
All right.
How many teams are left in this soccer team?
Well, there's four.
There's actually six teams.
I'm sorry.
I mean, reset here.
Four teams are playing today.
Norway versus England at four o'clock.
And then Argentina versus Switzerland.
Tonight?
Tonight, yes.
And then Spain has already advanced.
And who was the other team that already advanced to?
Somebody that's yelling soccer fanatics out there.
Spain versus.
I wonder if they took Viagra in case they got hurt on the field.
They have a handle to grab them from and just get them right off.
Yeah.
So yeah, Spain and France are playing the semifinals.
I was trying to avoid that joke by the way.
Yeah.
You didn't know it was coming.
No.
We kind of felt something was coming.
We just didn't know what it was.
I'm coming.
He's glutton for surprise.
But yes, yeah, there's big games tonight for the semifinals.
So should I go to the Rush concert with my son or should I go
and should I stay home and watch the games?
Now I'll go to Rush.
Okay.
Hell yeah, go to Rush.
You're not a soccer fan.
The new drummer's badass, the chick.
She's doing a good Neil Peart, whatever.
Yeah, she's phenomenal.
Yeah.
How long has she been playing with him?
Five minutes.
Really?
Yeah.
And she's nailing it.
The reviews are out.
They're great.
Now, weren't they not showing up at certain venues?
Well, they canceled a couple of dates.
So this was, I was supposed to go last Tuesday in Getty Lee.
They let him out of the nursing home, but his vocal cords weren't right.
Yeah.
It's not true.
What's happened?
Well, as you get older, man, look at Errol Smith.
I mean, look at Dream Out!
Dream Out!
What?
You can only scream like that so long.
Yeah.
Huey Lewis can't even hear anymore.
So he just, he wasn't ready, basically.
Oh, he actually said in an interview this week that music is no longer a part of my life.
It's just too, too painful.
Huey said this or Rush?
Huey.
Huey Lewis.
Yeah.
Why was he ever popular?
Huey Lewis?
I mean, come on.
I got to get a ton of hits.
They're just so cool.
They got that Tommy and the Chandell's original, you know.
I'm embarrassed that I used to listen to that stuff.
I was gonna say, that was right in your wheelhouse, right?
I'm embarrassed that I actually played that.
This right here?
Yeah.
This sucks.
It was so all over the place in the 80s.
I mean, I don't know if anybody's even got it.
You suck.
That's Huey Lewis in the news, kid.
Dude.
Yeah.
You're just off by a few years.
I'm telling you, that's precisely what the seventh grade sounded like.
They're as bad as that.
Who were the Australians?
Minute work.
Minute work?
That's kind of the same vibe.
I like minute work better than this.
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
You both suck.
There you go.
All right.
Bob was right.
West Coast, you're up next.
You're the only one left.
And the seven hour run of show today, that's a lot of show.
That's a lot of show.
And we really never ran out of material.
And we're still not.
And guys that want to see the video, go to John Clay, we'll go to JCW's show and you
can click the video button.
And we've got this barn find car thing at Arkansas.
I'm excited to see it because I remember when I did it a month ago and we've edited
the hell out of it.
And I want to make sure that it turned out well.
So West Coast hang tight.
I got another hour for you.
And we will see you next Saturday as well.
Everybody else across the country, Albuquerque, New Mexico.
Good morning Seattle.
Glad to be here.
Omaha, Nebraska.
That's what you're all about.
That's why we're here.
The John Clay Wolf Show has been a presentation of give me the VIN.com.
Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show.
Do be glad, baby, when you're found.
That's the power makes the world around.
Locker out.
About this episode
A chaotic morning-radio-style show mixes pop culture, local news, and car-deal talk. The hosts riff on a pronunciation snafu involving Shinnecock Hills Golf Club and celebrate Wyndham Clark’s U.S. Open win there, then pivot to a missing-person headline. Between jokes about radio personalities, lawsuits, and band-era stories, they promote a live video stream and a listener “complain” button routed to the network. The centerpiece is the “lightning round,” where callers pitch vehicles for on-air bidding and potential purchase via GiveItTheVin.com.
2.2 liter
358 stroker
383 stoker motor
air conditioner
air conditioning (AC)
appraiser
automatic
Big Horn
blueprint motor
coil
Austin Healey 3000
Cadillac DTS
Chevrolet C30
Chevrolet Camaro
Chevrolet Chevelle
Chevrolet Corvette
Chrysler New Yorker
Ford Bronco
Ford F-150 Lightning
Ford Mustang
Ford Ranger
Ford Thunderbird
International Harvester Scout
Jeep Wrangler
Lamborghini Huracan
Mercedes-Benz 450 SLC
Ram 3500
Toyota Highlander
Toyota Land Cruiser
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