So I still see the same colors and the same shapes,
but I think things are coming back together.
Justin from Oklahoma City,
high on mushrooms, calling in live.
This is wonderful news.
And what, how long does this last?
Two fucking long, or freaking long, sorry.
Yep, don't bad, freaking.
Sorry, it's okay, we understand.
It happens to the best of us.
Yeah man, so I think it got ingested at like 2 a.m. last night.
Which was probably when we shouldn't have been going to bed.
Right.
But here we are the next day, and I don't think I've slept a lot.
So how long after you ate the Mitchellottos,
did it take for it to hit?
I'm gonna say about an hour and a half,
and then you start just like,
you start feeling these tingles throughout your bloodstream,
like all the way through your toes and your feet.
It's so weird to me because I never do drugs or anything.
I've always been a Bud Light and Yeager dude.
Right.
You take that, that shoot.
Do you suggest this to others?
This is a good thing?
I think so, so she had me do it a couple of weeks ago,
and the best thing I came away from,
I told her that night, I was like,
the thing I'm mad about is that I didn't do this
when I was young, because I feel like I could have had
somebody better idea when I was young coming from this.
Because I had a conversation with my piss,
like when your piss hits the water,
you know when it splashes back up at you?
Yeah.
Like as it's splashing to me that night,
it was like cuss words.
Like every, like the splash was a cuss word,
and I was like, I can rebuttal that,
and it just kept coming at me.
I was like, I got one for you,
I got one for you, for you, for you,
it just kept going.
I feel like I'm getting high just listening to you talk.
Yeah, same.
All right.
Well, good for you, man.
Well, keep rocking on.
All right.
Do you think the Sooners are going to cover?
Yes.
Good.
However, I'm more of a NASCAR fan.
I'm sorry.
I don't really follow football,
but your team's good.
Your team's good this year.
I'm proud of them.
I think they're going to go far,
unlike Texas.
Do you think Texas, here's the bet.
Let's do a hundred on this.
What game number in the season
does Arch Manning play with the backup?
Oh, no.
Okay.
This is an interesting bet.
All right.
Where are we?
This is week number three, right?
What game does he get benched?
I don't think he gets benched at all.
Okay.
For 50, I'll say he does.
No injury, right?
Yeah, no injury.
Injuries don't count.
Where these give-ups,
Arch, we love you,
but you need a little more time to develop.
Now, bench him during the game
or bench him from not starting?
We've got to be real clear here,
because they could bench him during a game.
I could see that happen.
Not starting.
I think that he's going to get benched during a game,
and I think the guy's going to do a better job,
and he's going to get the starting position.
Start the next time.
Yeah.
All right.
I'll do that 50.
That's an interesting bet right there.
Okay.
So we've got a whole season for this to happen.
This is good.
Yeah.
This is something to watch,
because, yeah, he's not doing very well.
Oh, poor T-Sips.
This is the great white hype.
This is T-Sips.
They're just not happy right now, are they?
No.
What's our time?
We've got to break.
We've got to go.
All right.
Well, be right back.
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Coming to you live from Las Vegas.
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Hello, I need you.
JD, what's your question for me?
Actually, Feisty at our JCWShow.com on YouTube.
She has a, she gave us 10 bucks and says,
JCW, sell me your forerunner,
and I will come to your car show in November.
I don't have a forerunner.
No, you don't have a forerunner.
But I have a forerunner.
Okay, so you want to sell it?
I want to, well, I'm not going to sell it.
Actually, you know, now that you bring up the forerunner,
John, thanks for bringing that up.
It needs paint,
and I know you have a paint shop out here at the range.
Your car needs paint.
Your car looks pretty good.
No, the front left fender,
the, what's it called, clear coats coming off.
So I just wonder what time you,
should I drop that off to get that done?
They're in the middle of doing a full deal
on a Chevelle right now,
and they're on a time clock,
and they've got a Mustang Mach 1
that they're getting ready as well.
And then there's another one,
a square body that's on hold.
So you're behind all those.
He expected you to tell me to go get screwed.
That's what he did.
Yeah, basically, you're behind everything.
Actually, JD, you're my friend.
Yes, we are friends.
And I go show them and ask them
how much time it would take them to do that.
And then we'll just plan it.
And when you come in for the radio show,
oh, what would be cool is if they did it
while we were on the air,
and when you got finished, it was completed.
Oh, that'd be very cool.
I truly didn't expect this conversation to go this way.
Well, I'm just, you know,
I'm in Vegas catching them when they're drunk.
Yeah, I was going to say you're in Vegas.
You're maybe a little hungover, possibly drunk.
That was a good timing on my part.
Appalachian trail update.
How many miles did you go this week?
You know, I slowed it down and took a zero
in Harper's Ferry and took a break day.
So it's been less than a week.
But I left Pennsylvania across the Mason Dixon,
spent a couple of days in Maryland,
spent a day in West Virginia,
and now I'm in Virginia with about 900-something miles left to go.
Wendy, we're talking to this fellow
that has been on the road or on a trail.
For a month now, is that right?
No, no, three months.
Three months, you've been walking,
like Forest Gump in the movie.
You just decided to walk,
and you're walking across the country.
And when were you,
when is your estimated landing time at the end?
You know, I'm shooting for the week of Thanksgiving, honestly.
Okay.
I think a good time.
It doesn't put me too late in the fall.
It puts me at the end of fall
and not like in the early December.
So I can miss some snow
and maybe get some snow,
but I'll have all the fall to enjoy.
What do you do for a living?
How are you affording to be off work this long?
Well, I went ahead and quit my job
of carpet cleaning for like five plus years
and decided to new chapter in life.
So I mean, when I get back home,
I'm probably just going to sit around for a month
and then go find a new job, maybe oil field.
But like, where's the money come from?
Oh, I just had money saved up working
and I'm doing the best I can.
You sound like a guy that doesn't have any kids
or wives stealing all your money.
Oh no, I'm not any what way.
See boys and girls,
this is why nobody's getting married anymore
because so that you can go hike the Appalachian Trail
and not have all the kids,
totally give kids steal all your money, don't you?
Yeah, my kids steal all my money in college right now.
Yeah, right.
And now I could just walk Appalachian Mountain,
sure, whatever.
Did I ever tell you when I went to the SMU financial aid office
and they gave me a grant?
Because my dad had just gone broke,
so they had me money.
And they gave me a Pell Grant
and I took the money and I went to open a bar with it.
I would kill my kid.
That's part of your education and look what you did with that.
I swear I'm telling the truth.
I don't believe you.
They gave me a student loan and a Pell Grant.
And the Pell Grant was, I don't know, like 12 grand
and my buddy and I cobbled together 50 grand,
so 25 a piece, but 12 of mine was from a Pell Grant.
So thank you, Mr. Pell, whoever that is.
That's one of my favorite stories about you, John.
When you put that big thing together,
you didn't plan on people opening bars or underage
with the money.
No, you're supposed to spend it on your education.
Well, I did.
You did.
I did.
Winner, winner.
You know that place paid itself off in 60, no, 90 days.
Damn, really?
Yeah, yep.
And I can't tell you how many serious adults came to Carter
and I both like trying to talk us out of it,
like boys y'all are making a mistake.
You know what the failure rate is on restaurants
and your age and this is a bad idea.
And I was like, you know, we're doing it.
Yeah, we're going to do it.
And I was making 100,000 a year when I was 20 off of that.
And he was too.
And what do you spend your money on when you're in college?
Going out, right?
Going out.
We were having a party at our place every night.
I mean, at least four nights a week.
Why'd you ever close?
Why'd you shut it in?
I got married.
Yeah, right.
The party's over.
Yeah.
He was better at, he was, he got paid in Poon Tank.
In cash?
Yeah, I mean, he was, he was lucky with that.
I was always serious and working, you know, me.
And, and he wasn't as serious and working,
but he was just getting laid.
I mean, a lot.
Like what, so what happened today?
You know, who was it today?
So, and he met his wife and they,
and they've been together forever.
And now he doesn't get laid.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right.
People are asking on the YouTube stream,
by the way, John, did you take a nap during the break
as your hair's sticking straight up?
No, I just haven't fixed my hair yet.
I'll put my hat back on if I need to.
Wow.
If it's bothering people, I didn't realize.
It's not bothering.
They're being judged.
Screw them, John.
Don't worry about it.
Being judged.
You'll make a case.
Or just, is that what you call this?
You get here and you go to a pre-party with the I Heart people
and then you go to a concert and you talk business the whole time
and then you stay up all night and you get up in at
5.30 a.m. Vegas time and you get on the radio for four hours.
When is this vacation part start?
Working vacation is what you call it.
In two hours and five minutes.
Okay, that's what I'm going to explain.
I absolutely agree with your decision to take a working vacation.
That's the reason you can only do a couple days in Vegas really.
Because you're going hard, Mark.
You're going hard, John.
You're going hard tonight again.
I don't know.
I'll let you know tomorrow.
I doubt it.
I just want some sleep.
I just need sleep.
If I had, I feel like that guy had mushrooms.
If I had some sleep, I'd be a better radio host right now.
I can tell you that.
That's a trip.
Well, you're staying the night, right?
So you can, after the show, sleep to about four and then start to drink.
Football, baby.
Football.
Yeah, you'll miss a couple games, I guess.
Yeah.
I don't want to miss the games.
I like the games.
Hey, over I get the more I like the football games
and the more I like the college football games.
Have you all done the mushrooms?
Yeah.
I really haven't.
It's everything.
It's very similar to X in some ways.
Haven't had the X either.
The combination of, you know, that weed feel too.
So.
Oh, I forgot to tell you how much time do I have?
You've got a minute 30.
Okay, so when we're walking into the concert,
this guy I'm with, he's a good friend, but he said,
have you ever tried a vape?
And I was like, no.
He said, here, take a pull off of this.
And I pulled a big, you know, whatever.
And it was some hydro vape weed.
Oh, so that's what's wrong with me.
Yeah, that'll make alcohol stick to you for sure, man.
Right.
That's the fundamental problem here this morning is,
yeah, I mean, I got roofied.
That's what you're talking about getting roofied.
Yeah, yeah.
You took a ripper off a vape.
Oh, man.
And he walked up to me and I was just, I was sitting in this.
He said, dude, you don't look good.
The guy that gave you the vape, you don't look good.
And I missed my kid's high school game last night,
right?
Because we're out here.
So I got on huddle and I watched his entire football
game on my phone during the concert.
Oh, you are so high.
Right.
You're watching a football game during a concert.
That's why you didn't know anything about the performers.
That's right.
So now the truth comes out.
Yeah, but it's a good game.
All right, we'll be right back.
We all do the honors.
Sure, we're going to be right back with the John Clay
Wolf Show in just a couple of moments.
Coming up in a little bit, by the way, John,
we'll buy your vehicle.
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Don't go away.
My police friend that runs security at AT&T Stadium
said that he's got to go there today.
He has to work because there was fake news
that Charlie Kirk Memorial was at AT&T Stadium today.
Oh, geez.
And there's like a gazillion people going
and there is no, no, yeah, fake news.
That's weird.
Mail from jail, Johnny Cash.
Are you around?
He is.
There he is.
Oh, he's right here for you, John.
Hey, where are you at?
Vegas.
Your chair is empty over here.
Yeah.
Looks like you got somebody left a big old pack
of Skittles over here.
Mind if I borrow a few?
Have all you want.
Thank you, pardon.
Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.
John, this morning's mail from jail,
entry reads, what's up wolf pack?
Man, I'm excited to be able to hear you guys again.
I've been doing the jail shuffle for a few months,
but I finally settled down in my new shack for the summer.
Might be a few summers.
We'll see.
And I got my letters and stamps and a figure
that at holler at my favorite Saturday morning show.
Hope everybody there is healthy and happy.
John, you got to take it easy on those motorbikes.
And Bobbo, you got to take it easy on the whiskey.
I don't expect either one of y'all to take my advice.
There you go.
Hey, I don't want to see my favorite radio host
going out like Rush Limbaugh did.
Rest piece.
Hey, you guys are the funniest sons of bitches on the radio.
I'm glad I can catch y'all.
It's really a kick for us inside these walls.
As you know, most of us say we're innocent here.
So it's a shame they've got so many innocent people
locked up in the cell.
There's not a whole lot to do in here,
but play cards and read books and BS with your roommates.
So your show is a good start to those boring Saturday mornings.
Maybe once I'm out of here, we can hang out and have a cold beer.
I'm sure you got something good at the rattlesnake there.
Probably better than the Smith Schlitz Maul liquor bowl.
I used to drink with my boys when we was working on cars.
You know, we never could get most of those cars running quite right.
Maybe because of the Schlitz Maul liquor bowl.
And the mess.
I'll check in with y'all when I can.
Hey, till I get my walking papers, y'all keep on keeping on.
You're here.
Your friend Corey Sumner.
Bay Har County Detention Center, San Antonio, Texas.
Bear.
Right.
Burr.
Bear.
All right.
Partner of you, partner of you've got mail from Jill.
Just send it on down the line to us here at P.O. Box 471517.
That is in Fort Worth, Texas.
The zip code is 76147.
You go John.
Did you know that cars for the movies coming out?
It's not on my radar now.
Okay, I missed that one.
Yeah, they're doing another one.
Walnut Springs, Radiator Springs.
It's all coming together.
Ah, and time for the car show on November 15th?
November 15th, we are doing that.
Good guys is out in Dallas.
I know we're preempted right now in Dallas
because of the SMU TCU game, but that's next Saturday.
We're supposed to go to that.
I've got a conflicting thing.
So I got to figure out how to do this.
All right.
Would y'all be opposed to going and doing it live?
And I'd be at the studio?
That'd be interesting.
We could do that.
We can give you the scenes and stuff like that.
Yeah.
Well, I could go out there Friday and do my stuff.
And then just beam in.
Yeah, it's very ironic to be opposite.
But y'all think about that because I don't think I can make it Saturday morning.
I've got I've invited a bunch of people out to the to the ranch.
And we've been playing this for years.
It's like the high school guys that get together once a year.
And we move the date twice already.
And I can't do that again.
I can't screw them over.
And I don't want to drive that far and then come right back.
It's doable.
We may even just one of us out there just to kind of like see what to set the scene.
Maybe have somebody come by and we'll figure it out.
Yeah.
I look at early already trying to get out of it.
Bobo have a great time.
Yeah.
Bobo is really looking forward to it.
He's been he's been this whole time.
What he's been this whole time.
John, he's been saying y'all can just go do the remote from there.
And I'll just stay back here in the studio.
Right.
That's what Bobo said.
Yeah.
So we're all saying the same thing.
That way I could I can play with Paul on Friday night.
But I mean, I don't have any big reason for anything.
I'll go wherever we want to go.
It would be cool to be out there.
I can't believe you're going to skip that for like you only have to be gone for like
six hours or something.
Right.
Yeah, dude.
But I mean, I invited 10 people.
I'm the host of 10 people at the house.
And oh yeah.
No, I'm not trying to talk you out of anything.
I'm just saying if you had to, you know, bring them with you.
You bring 10 people to the right.
I'm I'm trying to help here.
Are you?
Of course.
Did you and Paul play last night?
We did.
Wasn't he good?
Yes.
Danielle, the fiddle player girl came and helped us out.
She is good.
Dude, that Pink Floyd song that we do.
And this is going to sound ridiculous to you people that like think we're just
country music.
And we play mostly honky tonk songs.
Sure.
But that Pink Floyd song that we do is so damn much better with the violin.
And I wish you would hear right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We really should get a recording that sometimes.
JD, when you're here on a Friday next time.
I will.
Let's do that.
Let me know when you're gonna do that.
JD hadn't been there on a Friday since he got married.
That's not true.
That's just not true.
Once in a while.
Once in a while.
Once in a while.
Pretty close.
I did.
Pretty, pretty, pretty close.
Because I like sleeping with my wife in my bed.
Go figure.
But I mean, did you not like sleeping with her for the five years?
Y'all lived together before?
Yes.
And we, but when you moved out here, it's a little bit more of a drive
than the studio we had in Fort Worth.
That's all.
Hey, we need to do the cook thing on the, on a Friday night
on the deck now that it's cooling off.
Yes.
My, you know, when we first moved out there, my old lady,
she was whipping it up and every Friday night.
And here we go.
And notice how everybody's gotten lazy.
I've actually seen that in a domestic partner myself
a time or two, John.
Boy, you're mean.
No, she just, she got her fill.
She did it as many times as she thought she might ever enjoy it.
And she may be, she may be done with that.
I would love her cooking is great.
Have some steak.
I would love that.
Oh dude, those yearos, those yearos that she made up.
Yeah, she could.
Oh, dog.
Great if she did that again.
She ain't gonna.
She's done.
She's, she's had her fill.
I'm done.
I think she's done it.
She'll do it again.
But now that it's cooling off, it's that type of weather.
I mean, it hasn't cooled off yet.
It's hotter now outside, but it's any, any, you know,
just like that, that snaps coming quick.
800, 800, seven, the cold snap.
800, 800, seven, two, three, four, 800, 800 radio
today in backtracks is Dave Matthews.
Wow.
You know what, we want to hold on that
because we got the lighting round coming up.
Oh, we're going to hold.
I was teasing.
You don't like Dave Matthews?
I love Dave Matthews.
I've got a Dave Matthews story
that I've told too, too many times.
I'm not going to tell again.
But yeah, no, he's, um, there's no reason to get
that excited on the stage with the kind of music
he's playing though.
I don't know your Dave Matthews story.
You know where he starts jamming out and freaking out
and he's just playing.
He's so into it though.
That's, that's what it is.
I mean, he's, I like it because he's,
he's putting on a show instead of artists
just sitting their own minstrum along.
But is it cheesy garth I'm into it?
No, no, he's, he's high on life.
Okay.
I'll tell you what musicians call it.
Dave Matthews band is a jam band.
There is seven piece band with everybody there.
Sometimes more, sometimes more
in the tradition of the grateful dead and fish.
They often do different versions of their own songs
at different shows because they are a jam band.
They've sold 25 million concert tickets since 1994.
That's a lot.
A lot of records, a couple of Grammys under their belt.
It's today in 1994 is the day they released their first
debut recorded studio album.
Yeah.
Remember two things, the name of it.
I saw them at the Muse and Nantucket right about them
and they weren't, they weren't signed yet.
And they were great.
And I remember the bar I told you I opened with the Pell Grant.
Yeah, yeah.
So I brought that disc back, put it in the jukebox at the TCU bar called Flat Pig.
And I was playing it because I thought it was really good.
I want to see how the people reacted.
And then they started playing it.
So, you know, in the bar people are just putting that,
that the brand new brand new music, right, that nobody knew.
And I called Frank Riley at Monterey Peninsula.
I said, hey, you need to bring Dave Matthews to Texas.
The, the turn, the college crowds jumping on this in Texas.
He said, John, Dave Matthews is just like fish.
He said they're the hardest working band on the East Coast,
but they'll never be national.
And so then he called me back, I don't know, three months later said,
hey, they do want to come to Texas.
And so we booked Dave Matthews at the Flat Pig, my bar.
And by the time they got to Texas, they were so popular,
they were too big for the room.
So I went to Dallas and rented out a place called the Bomb Factory.
Yep. Yeah.
And I did the concert promotion on them.
So I was the first concert promoter of Dave Matthews and Dallas for work.
Very cool.
You think you remember that?
Oh, oh.
Do you think they would remember that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
He's pretty into his fans and any, you know,
history and stuff like that.
So I mean, we're going back 35 years for a pretty big jump.
And then Blue's Traveler and Better Than Ezra,
that was the same kind of story.
Finally got them to Texas and they took off and got an MTV deal.
Okay.
Lighting rounds coming up next, 800-800-7234.
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If you think it's worth more than that, argue with the guy.
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Elise in Oklahoma.
Good morning.
You're on the air.
You've got a 21 Hyundai Venue 55,000 miles.
Are you there?
Nope.
She's been on hold for an hour.
Damn.
Anyway, just put it in to give me the VIN.com.
Sorry about the wait.
Call.
I mean, if you really, if you want a number quicker on your,
like people that call in with 55,000 mile hundays,
they're not very sexy cars to take to the radio.
So I'd normally just let them sit there.
So like if you've been sitting on hold for too long,
probably just go to give me the VIN.com.
Joe in LA, you've got this crazy build on an exotic Mopar,
and I want to talk to you about that when we come back.
So don't jump.
Doug at Huntsville, Alabama.
You've got an 18 CRV-AXL, 100,000 miles.
It got bid 15 grand four months ago, is that right?
Yes, something like that.
Yes.
How many miles have you put on it since then?
I've got 102 on it.
But back when it was bid half a year ago, how many miles were on it?
They're like 97.
Okay.
Maybe 98, something like that.
It's a CRV, is that right?
It's a leather?
Yes, CRV-AXL, yes, it's a leather.
It navigates through certain ways.
Nice car, garage cap.
I'll give them, let me see here.
What color?
It's like the burgundy.
I'll give 13 grand.
13.
I'm on sale this bitch now, so let me load it up and sharpen your pencil a little bit.
No, I'm there.
I mean, you know, you pushed it over the 100,000 mile mark, right?
And that changes the value.
Yeah, I know.
And the car markets come down off the spring.
That changes the value.
So it's cost you $1,000 to keep for six months and put it over 100,000 miles.
I think I'm hitting it hard.
I think I'm right.
Okay, well, let me load it up and let's see what we can do then.
Let's do it, man.
Thanks for calling.
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Real quick, Michelle in Tennessee, you want to know if 12,000 is a good deal for a 17 Cadillac XTS
with 124,000 miles?
You're trying to buy it?
Is that right?
You're a per.
I don't suggest that.
I just, I mean, is it a good deal?
Yeah, it's fine.
But those caddies with high miles are not that reliable.
So like, how many miles a year do you drive?
I drive 500 at least a week.
Okay.
So when that thing has 150,000 miles on it in the year and a half, you were going to,
it's going to break on you.
It's going to cost 3,000 to fix it or maybe four.
So I would, if you're going to buy a Cadillac, I would start with no higher than 50,000 miles
and pay more money.
Or if you want to go high miles, I'd get a Japcar.
Rice burner.
Nissan Toyota Honda.
What if I gotcha?
But if I get it and I only keep it for like six months to a year and then trade it in,
would that be good?
I think you'll still lose a little bit of money.
But yeah, it'll be fine.
Yeah.
Yep.
I mean, it's not, it's not too cheap compared to what I have now.
Would I give $12,000 for that car?
No.
Is that retail 100, 124,000 mile XTS?
Yes.
So you can buy anything you want as far as like the value of what you're buying there at 12.
You could give 18 for something else or you could give 8 for something else.
I mean, you're not getting a deal.
It's just another, yeah, you could, I think you could get on AutoTrader,
hunt around and find even a better deal than that on that car.
All right.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
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Sixth grade, they had the DARE program.
And it was the 80s.
It was an acronym that stood for Drug Abuse Resistance Education,
which sort of feels like it was written by someone on drugs.
It's gotta be four words, but we know what the D is.
We're printing the shirts on Monday.
Those shirts are worn ironically to this day by people actively on drugs.
Let's get back to the John Clay Wolf Show,
call them up at 800-800-RADIO,
and check out the podcast at jcwshow.com.
Now, John Clay Wolf.
Morning, everybody.
Coming at you from Vegas, Nevada, Las Vegas, Nevada,
iHeart Radio Music Festival this weekend.
So we are out here.
We've got JD playing the drums.
Bobbo on the bass guitar.
I can up around seven.
In turn, he's vocal.
You really do that well.
God, you do that well.
Excellent, come here.
Excellent.
Yeah, come back here.
Hey, here's John Clay Wolfry.
Oh, I want some heroin.
No, no, I can do heroin.
I'm on a joke JD, right?
I'm gonna eat Pop Tarts.
Pop Tarts.
Yeah, Blueberry.
Count Chalk and the Pop Tarts.
No, no.
I don't eat them because I'll get too fat for the show and they'll fire me.
Yeah.
From the Guns of Roses.
I shoot them up my arm, baby.
You ever injected a cherry Pop Tart?
No, I never have.
Really good.
Every time you think it's going away, just look over your shoulder, honey.
In my Pop Tart.
What are you singing about in Mr. Brownstone Axl Rose?
Heroin.
Heroin?
Okay.
That's what we call Mr. Heroin.
Mr. Heroin, you can't, you can't buy Mr. Heroin on the street.
Because cop might see you.
Ask Mr. Brownstone.
Oh, I see.
Little code.
Yeah, I get up to about seven.
Then I thought it was all right.
And I got to have more.
Mr. Brownstone won't leave me alone.
He won't leave me alone, baby.
Oh.
Hey, Justin in Oklahoma.
You called in earlier on a bad mushroom trip.
How's it going?
Man, I appreciate you coming to me, Johnny.
These flowers, they're supposed to be small.
They're getting so big right now.
But I got a situation for you if you want to hear it.
All right.
So she, there's a, I'm sitting outside of a barn right now in the back of my F-150 pickup.
And inside of that barn, 50 by 60, there is a 2011 GT 500.
They got beat to hell.
Hell, can I say hell?
Yep, you can say hell.
Beat to hell.
Okay.
Beat to hell by a woman that happens to be sleeping right now five feet from it.
What?
I'm thinking about walking this thing in here on the radio,
waking her up and asking her why she did that.
What do you think?
Did she just do it now or when did this happen?
No, this is last October.
And I've just kind of played it off till now.
Okay.
And this is your wife?
What did she beat your car up with?
Well, like a bat or a shoe.
Oh, a barbell.
Okay.
That's hard.
Barbell.
Did you get it appraised?
The damage?
No.
No, I don't want to.
It's kind of a, I don't know.
It's a long running thing with my head.
I can't do it.
Don't forget I'm on mushrooms right now.
But it's a long running thing.
It's a long running thing.
Do you want to sell it?
Talk to that guy to get it figured out on the price tag.
I don't even want to know it really.
Do you want to sell the car damaged or do you want to keep it?
Oh, god dang it, John.
Let's talk about this later.
I'm walking in right now to her.
Okay.
What do you think?
Tell her.
I think, do you ready?
I think she owes you one.
I will agree.
Let's see if she does.
Here we go.
Baby.
Baby.
Baby.
Baby.
I got JCW on the phone.
He wants to talk to you.
He wants to know.
Hey, come on.
It's all right.
Get your hands off your face.
Get up.
Load up.
He wants to know.
Hold on.
Just say something to him.
Why do you put a barbell through the windshield here?
You ask him.
Baby, are you there?
Hey, did you really throw a barbell through his windshield on his Mustang?
Well, you should have seen what he did.
Horse shit.
Shoot.
Shoot.
What did he do?
Sorry, Bobo.
It's all right.
What did I do?
Baby, this is the conversation.
Come on.
Wake up.
We're live on the air.
You're a national coast to coast.
National coast to coast.
Hey, baby.
Yeah, we're all mushroomed up.
You be quiet for a minute.
Let me talk to her.
Mushroom head.
Hey, I don't know.
This isn't going good.
No.
Well, baby, talk to us or is she all sold up?
Hey, what did he do for you to bust his car?
What did he do?
What did he do?
Oh, Giselle.
What?
I fell.
What the hell?
Baby, this is JCW on the phone.
All right.
Thank you all.
I don't know what to do here.
I'm in a loss.
We've got drug people from Oklahoma that are beating up their Mustangs.
But they've got money, right?
Because they've got a GT500 from Oklahoma.
They've got a GT500, and they just leave it in a barn.
This is why you shouldn't leave your kids any money.
This is what they do.
What happens?
I mean, I'm just envisioning this scene right now at that place.
Speech and pediment, Terrence.
Good morning.
Are you, it says you want to start a band with your Yamaha keyboard?
Oh.
And the girl was getting rid of the keyboard.
She said, you want it?
I guess it works.
Yeah, it's great.
I just don't room for it.
So I don't room for it now.
Yeah, I'm here.
Well, I like to make sure you call me Bob, right?
I'm starting to wonder if I'm on my shirt.
Oh, boy, let's do comedy and stuff.
Crab in Southern California.
What you got, bud?
Good morning.
Hey, you're doing fine, John.
Comedy, content, and everything is spot on, dude.
You need a Bloody Mary with a big, fat, raw oyster in it.
And the...
God, I'm going to puke.
And the revs and stuff.
Yeah.
Hey, who are you?
Turley, welcome back.
Who do you think has more money?
You or Sammy Hagar?
He's got like 20-some years on you, but...
Sammy Hagar.
I can answer that quickly.
He sold his tequila company for like $75 million.
Yeah, Sammy Hagar.
Even if Sammy Hagar was strung out on drugs
and broke before the sale of that, he's good.
Yeah.
But I don't think he is drunk or strung out on drugs,
but he's actually a pretty good business guy.
I listened to an interview with him on Howard Stern
about Donald, about 10 years ago,
and it was really, really, really good.
Sammy Hagar.
That's one of the best concerts I've ever seen,
me and my wife.
But thank you, John, for...
Thank you.
Joe in Los Angeles.
How much time we got, Turley?
We can break here.
I'll write it for this caller.
Okay, Joe, you've got a crazy build
on an exotic mopar.
Are you still there?
You've been on hold for a long time.
Yes, sir.
No, I definitely wanted to talk to you guys
after seeing the video about builds in ROI.
Yeah.
I'll cut right to it.
Yeah, I got a 1967 Dodge Charger,
one-of-one right-hand drive
that's been imported back from Australia.
And currently disassembled here in Los Angeles,
we're getting ready to basically do a restoration.
And I'm just trying to figure out
with something that this rare and this paper worked up,
you know, is it worth me modernizing
some of the components of this car?
No, I'll tell you why.
Completely stocked.
I'll tell you, you called the right guy.
So I'm not beating on your car, but it is ugly.
Because it's the wrong body style,
right?
They switched it two years later,
one year later.
Do you remember?
I forgot.
One.
Okay, so the Dukes of Hazard look
started the next year.
This year has that fast back,
sloped back.
I mean, it's fine, but it's not pretty, right?
It's not like a,
it's not like the B-Body Charger this badass.
So let's call it what it is.
It's an ugly son of a bitch.
And you're going for rarity and paperwork
and right-hand drive oddities.
You need to stay original as you can.
Just all original.
That's what you're doing.
You're going to take a chunk of ugly
that's a documented and sell it to somebody
as an antique special thing that's ugly too.
Like the uglier the better is what I'm trying to say.
And if you make it cool and put in good
componentry and spend all that money,
it's not going to be worth.
It's not, it's not the car.
People pick the wrong cars to rest on.
All the parts, the Wilwood brakes,
and the TMI seats, and the whatever
Hellcat motor and all the good stuff
that we put in these cars.
The most important part is to pick the,
on the values is to pick the right body to put it in.
Like we looked at Ford Torino the other day.
This guy had, I don't know, 180,000 this thing.
And we offered him 70 for it.
And he was, he butt hurt.
And I was like, if it had been a Chevelle
or a 68 Charger or a, you know, some good body,
then it'd be fine.
Turley, do you remember that car?
The, it was a Torino is black and it was in Dallas.
And we actually probably need to check on that guy
and see what he's done with it.
Because I can tell you nobody's bought it
because it's a Torino.
Nobody cares.
Right.
And you know what we did screw up on
Turley is not buying that wrecked Mustang
rest up mod that had a tree fall on it.
Yeah.
That was dumb.
You were, you were being,
you were being scaredy cat on that one.
Okay.
You were, you were.
I was telling you a little spy, a spy, a spy, a spy.
And, I mean, the parts were worth it.
Why'd you do that, Turley?
God.
I'm not talking to your drunk uncle.
Why'd you do that?
You did that.
Why'd you do that?
And then I called you back.
Why'd you buy it?
He's like, oh, we're trying.
We're trying to get him.
It's already gone.
It's already gone.
Parts were worth it.
God, he's doing me.
I know.
I know, right?
Hey.
All right.
Hey, Turley, Turley.
Stop being such a bitch.
Don't worry about it, Chuck.
I'm just talking to you.
Joe in Los Angeles, thanks for calling,
but I hope that helped.
My name's John Clay Wolfe,
my car's a reader from Eric's Best Car Bar.
Give me the Vin, VinNumber.com.
Bye.
And now back to the John Clay Wolfe Show.
Presented by GiveMeTheVin.com.
Find your way back, Jefferson Starship.
Love it.
Morning, everybody.
Final round of Supercross is in Vegas today.
Dave, what, uh, where are they playing that?
Where are they playing that?
Where are they?
Where's that race?
Which center?
At the what?
At the, where the Raiders play?
No, the drag strip.
It's outside the town there.
It's where they run the drags at.
Drag strip track.
Oh, I know what you're talking about.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What time is it?
Final round, dude.
You got to go and sit.
You know, I was going to pull it up,
but I think it's going to be later on this afternoon,
but it's a championship.
I don't know.
You know, you don't talk enough about dirt bike racing.
That's where real men, you know,
they, the men with balls,
not men with play with balls, but um,
and what they do is they take all the Supercross races,
the indoor stuff,
and they may have the outdoors and just finished up
and they combined all the points
and this tonight's going to be here.
Today's going to be the championship
in the 250 and 450 class.
Oh, Eli Tomac, danger board deacon.
Oh, the boys are out there racing today.
Thank you for calling.
Check it in.
You could also buy some real good speed out there.
Yeah.
Oh, the major boys are out there.
The major dudes.
Dave Matthews back tracks cut one.
Let's do it.
So we're playing two Dave Matthews songs.
We're running them backwards
and you're guessing what the name of the two songs are.
Remember two things, right?
800-800-7234 is the call and number.
Yes, we're live.
And the first person to guess the right
the names of these two songs
wins a Dave Matthews box set
or something from born late records.
And you can also go to the JCW show website
and pick out a t-shirt from us.
I think we've got four or five different ones to choose from
and we'll give you one cut to.
That's easy cut.
But I'm going to Dave Matthews.
I'm a Dave Matthews dork.
So I'm not.
Charlie helped me out with these.
But I've been listening to Dave Matthews
straight for three days, John.
Like I have educated myself on Dave Matthews.
I had no idea.
They're good.
Yeah, they're really, really good.
They're spring steam good, man.
Under the table and dreaming.
That's a really good album.
I mean, like every single track.
Cut one.
Cut two.
God, if you know Dave Matthews at all,
they just jump right off the page at you.
But people that don't probably don't know what that is.
The cut one, I'm trying to remember.
I know the song, but I'm trying to remember the name of it.
Hit it again, wait, Charlie.
Definitely know the song.
I just can't remember the name of it.
800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
What brought that up, Bob?
Why did you dip off into Dave Matthews this week?
I just found a day in rock history
that I thought was interesting.
I knew they came out of nowhere, like in a flash.
I didn't realize that they, I mean,
they had the live EP that you were talking about.
But their first studio album, when they got signed
and did a big time nationwide album on a record label,
that Under the Table and Dreaming that they did.
And like you said, just virtually every song on it
was played either on mainstream pop radio
or on back then alternative rock had their own charts
and they were all over that.
And it's just, they got so big, so fast
that I almost kind of dismissed them.
Yeah.
Kind of like Nirvana in the night before they,
before they finally convinced us all.
And I just, I was in country radio for a long time
in classic rock radio and I was a little bit
unaware of Dave Matthews.
But I finally, I think I caught up this week.
It's great stuff.
So there you go.
We'll do it one more time.
So call in 800-800-7234-800-800 radio
and tell us the name of these two songs.
You'll win the stuff.
Cut one.
Cut two.
And there you go.
JD, you have some stories with Asian voices.
Pop, pop.
Love this story.
It's a viral video we found on Instagram.
It's a cooking show.
Okay, so put yourself in the position.
Here's, they're just trying to figure out
what this chef is saying.
See if you can translate this one phrase.
They're trying to decide what this chef is saying.
They're talking about how a steak is cooked.
Cut five.
Okay.
Put the medium well on one side.
We have four medium well.
Four medium well.
Wait, what do you say medium rare or medium well?
Medium well.
I just have no idea.
What'd he say?
Medium rare, right?
Wait, hold on.
Let's listen again.
What'd he say?
Put the medium well on one side.
We have four medium well.
Four medium well.
Wait, what do you say?
Medium rare or medium well?
Medium well.
What will people guess first, that,
or with this backtrack?
You get a box of rice if you guess the Asian thing.
Right.
Now, it's funny.
It's funny.
You have that story because I dug this.
I saw this on Instagram and had to share it.
Somebody took a vocals only track.
Isolated.
Steve Perry recorded a live show in 1982 of one of the big journey songs.
Who's crying now?
Cup 4.1.
So it's isolated.
Yeah.
Got you.
Only so many tears you can cry to the light.
And so I added the music back in at the end.
Now, he's not Asian, of course, Steve Perry,
but his replacement in the band from the Philippines are now Pineda.
Pineda.
Sounds almost identical on the same song done 27 years later in 2009.
This is Cup 4.2.
I mean, it's amazing.
Hard to tell the difference.
I know.
Yeah.
So clean.
I mean, at the same age.
Same sneakers.
Same sneakers?
Yeah.
Let's hear him hit that note.
Wait, listen to this right here.
That's so similar.
And that's what we love about music and Asian people.
What's the name of that song?
Who's crying now?
No, no, no.
The one that the western country funny one.
That is Tsukiaki.
The artist's name was Q Sakamoto.
Yeah, but what's the real name of that?
I know that.
That is the real name.
That's from a western.
That's from a western.
I don't know.
But the name of the song is Tsukiaki.
It was popular here in the late 60s
when a lot of veterans were coming home from Vietnam.
And it was played over there, you know,
right?
Good morning, Vietnam guy, Armed Forces Radio.
They played.
And they came back and asked Ward on American radio,
became a top stand hit.
Tsukiaki.
Hey, we're going to lose a couple people right now
at the flip because time zone changes.
So go to JCWShow.com.
Click the button.
It'll take you to our YouTube feed.
And you can watch us in here or just click
the audio only button and it will stream the audio.
So when we get back,
we're going to figure out what these back tracks on Dave Matthews
were.
We'll be right back in three minutes.
Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios,
it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.
The Beasties.
Good morning, everybody.
So we left with Dave Matthews.
Back tracks.
I want to play those two clips real quick.
We've got a bunch of people on hold guessing who it is.
Or the name of these two songs.
Cut one.
Cut two.
Katie in California.
What you got?
I'm going with marching ants and crashing to me.
No, ma'am.
All right.
That is not right.
John in Kansas.
Yeah, I'm going to go with ants, marching and satellite.
Bob, that's wrong, isn't it?
Ride on number two.
Two is right.
Ride on number two.
Right, correct, correct.
But the first one's not an ant.
I love satellite.
Robert in Kansas.
We've got two Kansas Dave Matthews fans.
You there?
Robert, Kansas.
Yeah.
Hello.
Yeah, sorry.
Let's do satellite and...
You said ants marching.
So you can't change.
Oh, crashing to me.
No, that's wrong.
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
Chandler in Jackson, Mississippi.
I'm going to go with tripping billies and number 41.
Incorrect.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Feisty, Mississippi.
Hit the release and satellite.
There you go, baby.
I'm here, I'm here.
Oh, that's my favorite tripping bill in the world is Feisty.
Hello, Feisty.
Suck.
I was almost as confused as John's hair.
Hey, get her one of those rattlesnake seven-year T-shirts.
Pre-K, that's what she'd like.
I already know what she'd like.
I got a couple of Dave Matthews CDs for you from born late records too, darling.
Yay, yay.
Thank you, Feisty.
We'll see you soon.
800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
Earl, you've got a Boss 302 with 14,000 miles on it.
Yeah, 1380 something like that.
Mostly lady driven.
Lady driven.
That doesn't really help things.
Ladies are good drivers.
Well, mine is.
All right.
14,000 miles, and you want 50 grand for it?
I think it's worth, I think it's worth.
I think, I think maybe I'm wrong.
It's not a Laguna Seca, is it?
Is it a Laguna Seca?
No, it's not a Laguna Seca, but it's, I didn't know how much you knew about them.
But this car, it was the only tri-coat.
You know, they built them two years.
12 is like the 69, and then the 13 is like the 70.
So four years total.
But anyway, the only car they put on a tri-coat on it was the Yellow Blaze.
And so the Yellow Blaze disappeared when you could buy, when you could order them,
because the tsunami hit the plant in Japan with it in the pavement.
And so there's only 200 of them.
It's got low miles.
It's a one owner.
I've got all the documentation of window stickers, all the stuff that came with it.
It does have all the options of a Laguna Seca other than the front splitter
and the back seat delete is the only two things it didn't have that the Laguna Seca had.
So it's probably more rare than most of your Laguna Seca.
Okay.
I'm looking at some comps and I'll tell you what I see.
Most of these are from last summer.
27,000 miles sold 28-5.
35,000 miles sold 30,006.
43,000 miles sold 24.
43,000 miles sold 28.
You got 14,000 miles.
This car is going to be 35 grand, 33 grand.
Yeah.
Well, if you could find one with that mileage comparable in the same color,
then you might be able to see.
But the color, I mean, you're looking for $20,000 over market for yellow.
And I don't see it.
I just don't see it.
Right.
We all got our own opinions.
I appreciate it.
I just want to talk to you and see what you thought.
Thank you, Earl.
Tennessee, Earl.
Um, speech impediment, Terrence.
You have a car for sale?
Yes.
I like that.
You're about the screen.
Cornets.
It's like the car works.
It's a green corner with a little like the windows.
They roll up and down.
And they got like metal round, like a little round.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
I do.
I like to ask you how much do you think it is?
So I think that's called a B-body.
So what year model is it?
69?
It was about 66.
No, that's a different body style.
It's not Duke's or Hazard then.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
It was Flahery's mother.
She had that.
She said, I sell for $800.
Okay, I'll buy it.
Yeah, all right, I'll buy it.
Money in the bank for when you're ready to take it out.
We took it out.
I bought for $800.
We went to Renzi Park.
And, you know, I was good.
Pre-K, get with Terrence and y'all figure this car deal out.
Terrence, thank you, sir.
I think he's talking about one he bought a long time ago.
It sounds like John Mayby.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know how you got a car out of that.
Well, he said the windows go up and down.
It sounded like he was talking about a toy for a second.
No, he's just talking about the
aluminum trim around the windows.
I mean, I don't know what the hell he's saying.
Are you still that high and drunk, John,
that you can figure out what Terrence is saying?
I think.
It helps, man.
It helps.
Being in Vegas, you can understand him now.
Right.
I can't, so what's going on?
What time does T.C. S.M.U. kick?
If that is, has that been?
11 o'clock.
It's already kicked off central time zone.
Just got underway.
I'll give you an update here shortly.
No score.
Um, okay.
How much time?
You got three minutes.
Oh, oh, Tiger Woods mother.
How is Tiger doing?
Oh, John.
It's Tiger Woods.
There he is.
She, you hear me?
Yes.
Tiger doing very, very, very feral.
He broke his ankle.
He broke his ankle?
Yeah.
Did you know that?
It may not break and may be sprained.
May be sprained.
A little bit sprained could be a broken.
Could be broken.
Oh.
Whoa.
Very dangerous.
For this he eat Tylenol.
Tylenol.
Oh.
Tylenol.
Tylenol.
Oral and juice.
And orange juice.
Tylenol.
Oral and juice.
Orange juice.
Make anchor better.
Oh.
Make ankle all better.
Make happy tiger.
Be tiger.
Oh.
Okay.
You look confused.
I'm very confused.
Why are you confused, Eddie Lyon?
I don't know how we got to the.
Eddie Lyon.
Eddie Lyon, I know, right?
I don't know how we got to the Tiger Woods.
Please know your, your plopony.
No, it's JD Ryan.
He's what I said, JD Ryan.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, that's right.
JD Ryan.
I didn't want to bring that up.
Not a big family, Lyons.
I have a medium-sized family.
Oh.
Yeah, the Lyons.
Oh.
Hey, Tiger Woods Bob.
Very good.
I just texted Jimmy Kimmel's old agent.
He's a friend of mine.
And I asked him to call in.
I said, call him to the show.
I want to talk to you.
And he wrote, what's the number?
And then he wrote, he said,
it's not about Kimmel, is it?
I'm like, well, of course it is.
I mean, why would, that's pretty hot news.
No, you got to lie to a retort like that
if you want him on the show.
Hell no.
We just heard he likes to fish.
ABC News and Disney, of course,
announced on Thursday, Thursday night,
that they basically pulled Jimmy off for a while.
They didn't do it.
ABC, the local affiliates that owned the company
decided that he's off.
Let's see here.
So he said, he made a comment about, of course,
this suspect of the murdered Charlie Kirk.
Everybody didn't like that.
Some of the other comedians, though,
have spoken up, both Stephen Colbert
and Jimmy Fallon have made comments.
And these are kind of a little more lighthearted
than the topic.
Cut number one.
Jimmy Kimmel was suspended by ABC
after pressure from the FCC, leaving everyone thinking WTF.
After threats from Trump's FCC chair,
ABC yanked Kimmel off the air indefinitely.
That is blatant censorship.
I don't know what's going on, and no one does.
But I do know Jimmy Kimmel.
And he's a decent, funny, and loving guy,
and I hope he comes back.
Yeah, that's a crazy deal.
But you know, it's true.
They didn't really, the government didn't do this.
It was a little bit contrived, you have to admit.
Somebody's got to teach these people how to do things.
You know what I'm talking about behind closed doors.
So the FCC guy goes on TV and says,
we can do this the easy way.
Or we can do this the hard way.
That's like saying, I really like your liquor store,
Mr. Williams, I hope nothing happens to it.
It was the ABC Disney people that,
of course, people are now dropping their Disney plus
and all that stuff.
Business.
It's business.
It's business.
And again, Kimmel's numbers have been down, down, down.
They warned him, man.
They warned him, and they warned him, and they warned him.
And they actually offered him to come back on
and make an apology.
And he said, no, in fact, I'm going to double down.
That's when Bob Iger of Disney said, nope, sorry.
Well, they offered him the opportunity to come out
and apologize.
And he didn't.
But to apologize, get a showback or just apologize?
Apologize and donate money to Turning Bridge.
See, I read hard on that story, and I was like,
I don't see an offer to get the show back.
Well, he'd have to have it back to be able to get
on the air and apologize.
Yeah, that's been announced, actually,
by reliable sources, definitely.
I think this, okay, never mind.
No, it has been.
But I mean, I can't find it anything that I'm looking at,
but I think it may be ahead of my curve,
because I've been busy for 48 hours.
His numbers have been down a long time.
I think they took this route.
Numbers don't make a damn in late night, and you know that.
Money doesn't make a damn in late night?
These days, because nobody's watching anyway.
They're watching the stream later in the day.
Oh, yeah, they're going to watch.
He's going to be on YouTube.
He'll be fine.
Oh, he'll be fine.
He's going to make money on YouTube.
He's making 17 million.
Dude, he's got money.
I think the guy wanted to retire.
I mean, I've talked to Crowell about this quite a bit.
Really?
And I don't.
He bought a fishing lodge up in Idaho.
Yeah, he's got cash.
Kimmel did.
He's worried about it.
I just don't think.
We'll see, but.
It's the WTF money, you know?
I don't care, whatever.
I'm going to, I can get a platform on YouTube,
because everybody's going there anyway.
Sure.
So, hey, I don't know if he wants a platform.
If he wants, some of those people,
they just like to be on TV or something.
They've been the perfect out for him.
I hope that calls in,
but I don't think he will.
I doubt it.
Kimmel's got a very almost Mr. Rogers approach to it.
It's almost like he's, he's,
he's like Jimmy Carter.
He's almost like too nice for a job like that, you know?
We'll be back in a minute.
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John, lightning round.
Did we lose John?
You there, John?
Yep.
Lightning round time.
Oh, sorry.
Eric at San Diego, 72-bug.
It's got 900 miles of needs to paint in a wiring harness.
Yeah, I went out and looked at the odometer
and it's 97,421.
So I'm sorry about that.
I tried correcting that, but no one was answering the phone.
Where'd you get it?
I know that makes a big, I beg your pardon.
Where did you buy the car?
In San Diego.
How long ago?
About 10 years ago, 15 years ago.
It's not my daily driver.
So it's mostly, and it's a project car and I have a better car, so I haven't been driving it.
I just kind of, you know, I don't have the desire to work on it anymore.
So I'm trying to get rid of it.
Does it run?
Yeah, it's got, it holds butt, but it's the wiring harness.
I had a bug friend work on it and so it runs.
Okay, so like right now, if you go start it up, can you drive it to our office in Anaheim
or in San Diego?
We've got one on Oceanside.
Yeah.
Okay, it will run.
So, um, I might buy it for two grand.
I mean, that's all it's worth, but it, if it runs and it's not wrecked,
might be able to sell it for a little bit more to somebody, huh?
They, people love it.
Every time I drive it, people always ask, what year is that?
What year is that?
I mean, it's a popular little car.
Every time, I mean literally every time I drive it to the gas station,
someone asks me what year it's a popular little car.
I just, I'm too old to be, if I was younger, man, I'd baha it out or something
because it holds butt.
All right.
Go to givemethevend.com and load it up.
I might buy it.
I probably will.
The thing of it is, is I don't have enough numbers on the VIN number that you guys,
it doesn't hook up in your computer.
Then just go to GMTV garage, go to GMTV garage and click email John.
There's a button right there on the front page.
Email John and send it straight to me.
But I need pictures.
That's what I really need.
And if you can take, if you take a video, then take a video real quick of
like under 60 seconds and just walk around and tell me what I'm looking at.
Shoot me the video of it and I'll get right back with you.
Thank you.
All right.
Thanks.
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Name's John Clay Wolf.
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Um, but grab a dealer and tell them to log into Manhunt Dallas.
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I live in LA now, which means I drive around all the time
and I love driving because it means I get to listen to radio
and by far my favorite thing to listen to the radio is Latin radio
because those dudes are having the best time of anybody.
It's like,
All right, let's take the color and first color, you are the heir.
Okay, we got a baby on the phone.
Okay, he's asking, where are his baby sunglasses?
First color to correctly identify where the baby sunglasses are,
we'll get the grand prize of an old pair of pajamas.
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College football Saturday, it is amongst us.
Terri, I don't know if you got a TCU SMU update.
I do know it.
Yes, TCU is up seven to three with three minutes left
in the first quarter.
And tech is up.
Seven nothing with five minutes left in the first quarter.
I'm winning that bet.
I'm winning both of them.
You might get two there.
Yep, finally.
Um, football picks, pro.
What do we got?
Well, there's just only one.
We already, we can only do so much, John here.
I mean, you're in Vegas and you're just wanting to spend
all this money.
That's all you're about right now.
Just gambling.
Gambling.
What do you mean there's only one NFL game?
One that's worthwhile.
Okay.
It's the Ravens game.
I'm trying to pull up my stuff here.
You're really playing.
Hold on a second.
Come on.
Oh, wow.
El Señor Tien y Los Dineros.
All right.
So Lions versus Ravens.
John wants his money.
Monday night, Baltimore is favored by four and a half.
I couldn't remember what the spread was.
That's what I was trying to find.
So four and a half Ravens favored.
Run the ball.
Baltimore likes to run the ball.
Of course, the Lions like to throw.
I know you have a favorite here, John,
because you know somebody on the Lions.
I know a guy that I've talked to on the phone a lot.
I've never met him in person, my neighbor.
And he's the father of the head coach of the Lions.
But I'm not an idiot.
And I do want to start winning back this $225
that I'm indebted to you for.
So I'm going to take the Ravens.
With the spread, four and a half.
Yep.
All right, John, we have to move the line.
OK.
Do you think the Ravens will win by six and a half?
Yes.
All right.
Take that, John.
He's been obsessed, John, with this Hispanic radio.
All morning.
All morning long.
I mean, we should have.
Where's our, what's his name?
Juan?
Juan?
Juan Solo.
Juan Solo.
Juan Solo.
From Star Wars.
Yeah.
Where's he at?
Donde esta, Sr. Starfighter.
Juan.
Juan, were you a radio announcer before you got into the movies?
Yes, I have done this many times.
You probably know how to hear me.
I do this back in Arizona.
Arizona.
Yes.
Hmm.
I could not get a license.
Say?
No license.
Because.
Because.
I was, how do you say?
How do you say?
Undocumented.
Oh, undocumented.
And this is OK many how, let's say, but no, no.
At the, what do you say, the station with the, they have the house and the boots
and the horses and the.
Cowboy.
The country.
Country.
Country.
Not OK with country.
I cannot say incorrectly because I have done this before.
OK.
The country station.
The country station.
Thank you.
Gotcha.
Gracias.
Got it.
This is once I said it incorrectly.
That's how you get kicked off the country radio station.
Let me tell you how I said it.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I could spell it for you.
No, no, no, no.
OK.
Don't.
Anyway.
Jay, see, Jay's, Jay's seen your wolf.
I have done the radio.
He's done radio.
For a time or two.
Country radio.
Yeah.
How is the Mexican Star Wars coming along?
Y'all have been at this a while and I haven't seen it yet.
It was, it seems like an hour, a very long time boot.
What has happened is these sequels, they have it.
We are nearly caught up to it.
Did you know there are nine episodes?
In the real world.
Oh.
In Georgia, look at where?
Yeah, of course.
So we are now working on Ocho.
Number eight.
See.
OK.
I say, I pistol the Ocho.
This is the one in the middle where literally, and don't,
please don't say this in front of anyone from my proto-sync company.
OK.
Because they will be worried.
What's the word?
Just to say mad.
They're mad.
They will be mad.
They will be mad if we say this.
So it sucks.
It's no, nothing happened.
For three and three quarters of an hour.
It's a long time.
Yes.
And we have a huge budget for this.
We bought 40 new robots.
40 new robots.
See.
Yeah.
At the best buy.
At the best buy.
On the corner of La Siena, Daniel Sable,
on the clearance.
Didn't know they sold them.
Clearance robots.
Yeah.
They were 94 percent off.
Damn.
For $12,000.
We bought four truckloads of these robots,
which will make up to be the,
do you remember the C3PO?
Yes.
We have 900 of them.
Oh, geez.
Yes.
And I walk and talk and come to you.
And the answer of your success is,
you know, you know, Micah Blanchak.
OK.
That's what they say.
See.
It's just no bueno.
And the hookers.
The hookers.
Oh.
The hookers.
OK.
From the Alpinga, there is take a quarter
lahara.
Very expensive hookers.
Also drastically on sale.
Didn't know.
Oh, cheap hookers.
OK.
See.
No.
14,000 hookers.
Wow.
Shame.
That's a lot of work.
I've now taken residents at our studio home.
14,000.
At the corner of La Siena and Ninth Street.
So the robots and the hookers.
They don't like live together very well.
OK.
No.
No.
No.
Because the hookers.
Yes, hookers.
Need to love.
Then you love.
And the robots.
They don't.
Hate women.
They hate women.
I did not know.
See.
And the hookers are the storm troopers
for the movie.
And they all are armed to the teeth.
Oh, to the teeth.
To the teeth.
To the teeth.
Everything.
There is not a single appliance in their home.
That is not as fixed with a 12 gauge of Pampa.
It's not funny.
It's a little funny.
I love you.
This is a little racist.
The way you laugh at our hookers.
But I understand it's funny.
Thank you all.
Thank you all so much.
Wow.
Can't wait for the movie to come out.
Hookers versus robots.
Mandy Ford's movie to you soon.
Right.
Damn.
That was a long way to get to the punch lines.
But it was pretty good at the end.
That's what they did.
The payoff was there.
Hookers versus robots in Mexico or in the desert.
Can't wait.
All right.
What else we got in the news, JD Ryan?
Well, we have a, you can't be a drunk raccoon all day
if you don't start first thing in the morning.
You have fermented peaches in a dumpster
from a Kentucky moonshine distillery.
You ended up getting a little baby raccoon drunk.
We got to wrap it up.
Can we hear this audio next?
Oh, we can hear the audio next.
You will not believe what this drunk raccoon does
and says when we come back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show.
John Clay Wolf is in Las Vegas, baby.
So we'll be right back.
Don't go away.
He's jamming to this song.
Yeah, baby.
Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show presented by GiveMeTheVin.com.
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This is the John Clay Wolf Show.
We've got a new video coming up,
posting on our YouTube channel in 15 minutes.
12 o'clock on Saturdays is when we launch them.
I think starting to get some traction finally
after two and a half years of working at it.
Jesus Christ.
I don't know if y'all have noticed.
Yes, I have noticed the numbers.
Those videos he's putting out are finally getting
some real traction.
Yeah.
But God, that's a thing.
Real numbers.
Yeah, we had one.
We got one that's fixing to hit a million on a long form.
It's like 150,000 hours of watch time or something.
That's good.
But God, that's a pain.
I mean, getting there and figuring out them, yeah.
It takes a lot of those folks like Mr. Beast.
It took him a long time.
I mean, just doesn't happen overnight.
No, it doesn't.
I mean, I was just about ready to throw in the towel
because you're doing this.
Like, why am I wasting my time doing this?
This is ridiculous for 2,000 people to look at it.
But now he's like, oh, now it's kind of motivating.
I'm like, wow, how far can we take it?
People from Maine find you at the casino all of a sudden.
Yep, exactly.
800-800-7234-800-800-Radio.
Let's do Jeopardy.
Oh.
Well, we never paid off on the raccoon.
Oh yeah, go ahead, go ahead.
Really, really quick.
Fermented peaches were found in the dumpster
of this Kentucky moonshine distillery
and got a baby raccoon drunk.
Fortunately, there was a nurse handy
to give the little raccoon CPR cut seven.
So our health department is right beside of Kentucky Miss Moonshine.
They had put some fermented peaches in their dumpster.
And I guess the two baby raccoons had gone into the dumpster
and they were stuck.
Everybody that was around was like, it's dead.
I mean, it's just not going to make it.
Immediately, I just started doing CPR on it.
I was tickled to death that it was able to join its mom again.
That poor little raccoon.
I hope it stays out of the dumpster.
Hi, baby.
Oh, stay out of the dumpster.
All right.
Imagine dating that girl.
No.
Good lord.
Good lord.
I'd rather talk to Terrence to speech impediments.
Seriously, seriously.
Have that voice.
Do we have Jeopardy?
It's time.
Where's our host for Jeopardy?
He's coming in here.
Oh, there's the Bobo the host.
Well, it must be time to test the pop culture IQ
of our own John Clay Wolf Show crew.
There he is all the way across the next time zone over.
John Clay Wolf, everybody.
Have you got something you want to say over there?
I can't see, but I can hear you.
J.D. Ryan's.
Let's go.
J.D. Ryan's man on my left over there.
We've got DJ Precake competing from inside the Tech Center
here at the W6 Ryan Studios.
Y'all want to hear your categories?
Yes, sir.
Here we go.
Category one, dynamic duos on film, famous movie partnerships,
and category two, connect the letters.
Fun with obscure acronyms.
This ought to be weird.
Quick programming notes.
Some answers will require more than one correct response,
meaning players may end up sharing points
rather than having to steal them.
John.
Who could that mean that?
Y'all ready to play to everybody?
Yep.
Here we go.
Category one, question one.
Among a fairly large ensemble cast,
the original Star Wars prominently featured actors
Anthony Daniels and Kenny Baker
in the roles of these two droids
who featured quite prominently in the plot, sir.
Ding, ding, ding.
Who is art?
Go ahead.
Precake.
Okay, you got it.
Who is C3PPO?
What?
C3PO?
And R2D2.
That's correct.
Took me a second.
That's correct.
Question two.
Bert Reynolds co-starred in a total of seven films
with this portly comedic actor.
Ding, ding, ding.
To his dumb deliwies.
That's correct.
Love him in all those movies.
Nice, all those movies.
Question three.
Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson
had a blockbuster hit with white men can't jump.
Not the case at all with this film,
which was their last movie together
and a certified flop.
No clue.
You don't know?
The one after white men can't jump?
No.
It was bad.
Correct answer is what is Money Train.
Money Train.
I didn't see it either.
I just heard about it.
In the category two we go.
In determining a target's location and movement,
technicians use radio detection and ranging
represented by this acronym.
Ding, ding, ding.
Precake.
What is radar?
That's correct.
Ding, ding, ding.
Oh, his own phara.
I guess he is.
Question two.
Before being acquired by General Motors Corporation,
the GMC on GMC trucks could have stood
for their previous manufacturer's name.
Huh.
You all don't know this?
No, I should.
Got 30 seconds to repeat it.
You're not GM guys?
Repeat it again?
Correct answer is what is Grubowski Motor Company?
GMC bought Grubowski.
Back in 1902.
No idea.
Okay.
One more.
Question three.
If a co-worker unexpectedly shared some very personal information,
you might call on an example of FMTYEWTK,
which stands for this.
FM.
FMTYEWTK.
I've never seen it either.
They say it's prominent in internet culture.
Correct answer is what is far more than you ever wanted to know?
New to me too.
And I got a bonus round question in category one.
Clint Eastwood notably did a total of six films with this actress
who happened to be his living domestic partner from 75 until 1988.
Pretty little blonde gal.
I can see your face.
I just don't know.
How about Josie Wales?
Yep.
Sudden impact.
Bronco Billy.
Bronco Billy.
You all know any of these?
I can see your face.
Every which way but loose?
Every which way but loose.
Where she sings and plays a guitar?
I saw her.
Correct answer is who is Sundra Luck?
Sundra Luck.
I'm still kind of in love with her.
This is the lowest scoring game ever.
Pre-K is winning two to one.
Yeah.
Well that's just the way to go.
Back to acronyms in category two for double Jeopardy points.
Ding ding ding.
What is TUNB?
What is TUNB?
In a certain kind of retail store,
on a certain kind of small box that's too heavy for its size,
you might find the acronym FMJ, which means this.
T-M-J.
Yes, not that.
FMJ.
How do you spell this sucks?
FMJ.
You don't know this one?
I do not.
Correct answer is what is Full Metal Jacket?
Damn, almost known.
Full Metal Jacket.
Almost missed that term.
That's kind of ammunition, don't you know?
Yes.
Time.
Back in Sidekicks.
Two minutes.
Animated Blockbuster Monsters, Inc.
Feature the exploits of working-class monsters,
James Sully Sullivan and one-eyed Mike Wazowski,
voiced by these two award-winning actors.
I know one of them.
Y'all ain't no no Monsters, Inc.
20 seconds.
Well, who's...
Ding ding ding.
Who is John Goodman and somebody else will give the other one.
El Sucko.
No.
That's a point to Jenny Ryan, right?
Oh, we're going to give them a point, all right.
Who are John Goodman and Billy Crystal?
Billy Crystal.
That's probably the last cartoon I watched.
My kids love that show.
All right, we're going to lose everybody in the
Central Mountain Time Zone.
Hold on there, cowboy.
We got a winner, and I think it's DJ Dreekay.
Two to one to one.
And we're tied for a steal of neither.
Mike, how much time?
Got one minute, 45 seconds.
Oh, I thought you said 20 seconds.
Okay, I'm sorry.
I don't know, I don't know.
Oh, I thought we were out.
That's what I was trying to push.
He said, stop, stop, get off the train.
I got hate mail from Matthew Dogey in Falls Church, Virginia.
What?
About one solo.
No.
Hate mail.
He didn't like it.
Can we lose a listener?
Yep.
I don't know.
Yeah.
What's his name?
Matthew Docti?
Docti?
It doesn't matter.
Um, okay, football.
We've got the picks in.
I'm going to go to the sports book and watch the games today,
which is awesome.
I'm excited about that.
Next week, all or some of us, I believe,
are going to be at the Good Guys car show
in Dallas, Fort Worth at Texas Motor Speedway.
And remember, log in to our YouTube channel.
We're fixing a roll of video out.
And it's at the Talladega Museum.
And there's a whole story there.
It's pretty interesting.
You might like it.
And that launches in just a minute
on the John Clay Wolf YouTube channel.
And we will be back here next Saturday,
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Thanks for tuning in.
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We got it.
Yeah, I want it.
Don't you know it, baby?
Right on time, a tank fit right on the money.
So, so blind, hot, sweet cherries on the back.
Fuck her.
Out.
About this episode
John Clay Wolfe broadcasts live from Las Vegas during the iHeart Radio Music Festival, sharing humorous and candid commentary on the event's performers like Jelly Roll, Sammy Hagar, and Fat Boy Slim. The show mixes music festival stories with lively banter about gambling, sports betting, and car buying advice. Callers pitch vehicles for purchase, while the hosts discuss pop culture, including Jimmy Kimmel's suspension and a viral video of a drunk raccoon. The episode also features a playful trivia game and insights into the automotive market, all delivered with John Clay's signature irreverent style.