#522 John Clay Wolfe Show 09.20.25

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I'm breaking up a little bit, I don't know, I hear it coming in and out, if it's crappy

let me know, good morning everybody my name is John Clay Wolf, I'm live from Las Vegas,

Nevada, Nevada, Nevada, Nevada, Nevada, Nevada, Nevada, Nevada, Nevada, Nevada, Nevada, Nevada,

yeah, I've had about four hours sleep, I'm not happy, I'm not a happy person, I don't

want to be here, I want to be asleep, oh, how are y'all, maybe y'all can cheer me up,

because this is just not a, you know what to bet it, three o'clock hour time, and what

time is it now, eight, eight oh six central, yeah that's not that long, I mean I should

pull up my, I shouldn't be such a bitch, I mean, I've done all niners and never

gone to bed, but yeah, I'm not, I don't feel right, so anyway, tell me about something JD,

sure man, what'd you do last night, where's your wife, where'd you sleep, I slept in my house

with my wife, and it was lovely, but you went to the I Heart Music Festival, oh man, I did,

we watched, we watched Fat Boy Skinny, Fat Boy Slim, oh wait, hold on, Fat Boy Slim, can we,

can we do a little game here, sure, what you got, because I want to see if, I know John's heard

the artist, but I want to see if JD can name the type of artist that were there, what kind

of genre, alright, I have a list, okay Fat Boy Slim meets Country with Tattoos, it used to be in

prison, I know who that is, this is a different, Fat Boy Slim is Country, wait a minute Fat

Boy Slim is Country, there is an official Fat Boy Slim, but this is not, I'm renaming him

with Tatts, Country Fat Boy Slim, Redneck Fat Boy Slim with Tatts, I see, I see another list here,

let's see, there's Big X the Plug, I'm gonna guess he's, that's a black dude I think, yeah,

oh really, this is not Big X, this is Big X the Plug from Dallas, Texas, I was gonna jokingly say

everybody left by then, you're kidding, by that time of night everybody's gone, I mean he was the

last guy and most people are gone, wow, wow, like he's, he was after Semihagar, that's weird, so you

didn't hear the sound, you're ruining it all, okay so who's Fat Boy Slim, yeah JD, it's a pretty

ingenious retitling of an artist too John, I get where you're going, I like it, I like it a lot,

it's like the one thing, I'm not gonna have many good lines this morning, my wife Bunny's been

trying to thank Nickname for me for five years, we have Jelly Roll here, only John Clay won't do it,

so Jelly Roll didn't play last, that's Fat Boy Slim, no he, he did a Charlie Kirk thing,

got everybody gathered up and let's all be together and you know I just swear America and we're

won and I'm skinny now but my wife's still a whore, that's what's called Fat Boy Slim, yeah,

does he lose his voice? I think, I think, nope, Fat Boy Slim is still, can still sing,

isn't it kind of like a choir he's got it behind him too or did he not have the choir?

I didn't see the choir, that's right, okay, because he's very gospel like with his music,

yeah, is that where he's going, is he the next Elvis, Jelly Roll, that is, that all makes sense,

no it's clicking for me, God sent Jelly Roll to replace Elvis, that makes sense, he actually could,

he actually could pull that off John, in fact he's going to have to because if anybody could

pull, he damn sure ain't no Post Malone, if anybody could pull off Elvis in a current day

that's not attractive at all, okay, now we've deciphered the code, Jelly Roll is Elvis,

so he played and then what about, were you really excited for this guy?

He was fine, you know, he's older than dirt and guys like 68 or 72 or something,

he's older, his song is titled 69, summer 69, for sure, maybe more, I'm gonna go with more,

I think he was, he'd already, he was divergenized by the summer 69,

but he was fine, you know, did the crowd know who he was?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, Lawrence Welk needs to get on the stage every once in a while,

damn, what about when this guy came on?

He went back to Cali, did you enjoy LL Cool J?

I did, I like black people, all right, we're pulling that drop,

yeah, I like black people, I like black people, no, he was good,

he started it off, LL Cool J was the opener, who followed LL, and then it went,

I don't know, but these DJs man, that's what I don't understand, oh the DJs, I mean they were great,

Maroon 5, they were great, Maroon 5, yeah, all the girls got their

britches all ruined over that,

they're not, I've seen them perform, they're not really energetic, it's just kind of,

just there, yeah, the music sounds good though, now you're talking about these DJs was one of

them called Delipo, or Deepalo, yes, yes, yes, did all the,

JD's brother come out there, start dancing to this song, no, BJ Ryan, no, BJ Ryan wasn't there

for this song, was it a bunch of queers, well I mean, I was trying to dance around if I say

and then John comes through the steamroller,

because he's kind of, I did not notice that, but I was secluded, I was in protection,

no, I didn't get, I didn't get run over by a bunch of queers on this one, I like them,

you like this music really, it was fine, you know, I mean it's just,

but they were just sitting there, I don't understand the whole thing with DJs just

sitting there, I mean why are they so famous, they're sitting there, the hell,

so plays, play tracks and you know, like the excitement is they're sitting there,

they're not sitting there, they're not doing a damn thing, at all, no, they pick all the music,

they have it all preset, and they make millions, they're just, it's just the drugs, I think

they rep, I think they represent drugs that are going along with the music, I think the music

is just like an artistry of the drugs that they think you should be on, these are club DJs, right,

yeah, the DJs that just play music, how do they get famous, they've gotten so big, drugs,

these club DJs are now invading stadiums, college football stadiums, get out of here,

you stop, the Notre Dame game, they have a live DJ that plays in between breaks and timeouts

and stuff, and you can see them, you see them, they highlight them and they're just there man,

they're just there JD, they're not doing anything, they have their setup and it's not like they're

scratching or anything, they're just hitting a button and everybody's going crazy, and they're

just there, yeah, wow, everybody's just famous for being famous, famous for being high, and

you've been in New Orleans like the weird dude standing in the middle of the road all painted

in gold, I mean you know what's the difference, oh my god, he's on drugs, there's some drug

connection, you sound like such an old man right now, and damn kids are on drugs, that's why

everybody knows them, they're all on the drugs, they are all on the drugs, I bet you the highlight

of the night was this at the I Heart Moves Special, for John Wolf right here, it was fine,

you know it reminded me of our Christmas party a few years back, yes, oh that, oh that's right,

famous Christmas party, I forgot, this might have made you mad than any morning, actually it was

not Sammy that made me mad, it was Billy Bob's that made me mad, Sammy was awesome, that Christmas

party, you know, we had Sammy Hagar at our Christmas party, that was pretty cool, that was

pretty cool, you know I didn't realize, I didn't realize how cool that was until last night,

I was like that was a highlight, you know sometimes you don't live in the moment,

you're living behind it or in front of it, because I'm always working and thinking,

and I had a moment where I was like hey man, that's Sammy Hagar at my Christmas party,

up close and personal, him and his goofy ass hair, an old old son bitch and and Michael Anthony,

that's old son bitch, listen to him go, he played this last night, yeah Billy Bob's, screw those

dudes, all right, 800-800-7234, 800-800-7234, 800-800 radio is the call in number,

I got nobody on the phone right now, I just opened the phone thing, I'm looking,

I've got 22 phone lines, I've got nobody, nobody cares, so if you want me to bid your car,

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we're calling during the break and I'll grab you on the flip, see you in a second.

This is the John Clay Wolf Show, pre-K, you had half an hour to screen 50 phone calls and you got

two of them screened and one of them's Terrence, Terrence has a speech impediment, he's not very

good on the radio, I don't know if you noticed that, hey Terrence, Terrence, what's up?

Hi, I'm Donna, nice to meet you. Hey Donna, I'm in the middle of the lightning round,

I'm in the middle of the lightning round, Terrence, can you call me back a little bit,

because I really do want to talk to Donna. Alright, Kevin Houston, 13 Jeep Wrangler

support 40,000 miles, is this thing, is this Wrangler lifted or stock?

It's lifted, some wheels, wench, other basic Jeep stuff.

Sounds like a gal, old wench, got some wheels on her, bought some boltons and stuck a winch on

her to pull her out of trouble. Is it a four door or two door? It's a two door, she's mentee.

Yeah, is it 13? It sounds like, is it a hard top or soft top?

It's a soft top.

13, so it's 13 years old. I don't know, is it 16 grand? Does that sound right?

I mean, I don't know, I know it's COVID, the price has kind of jumped up on these Jeeps and

stuff, these toys, but I mean, it's not COVID anymore. Well, back in high school, you got laid a

lot more too. See, I'm right. Right, I mean, you know, I mean, where are you in the back,

back in high school? I had abs. Well, guess what, Kevin and Houston, you have abs anymore,

and your Jeep ain't worth what it was at COVID.

All right, man. Well, I appreciate it.

No, you don't, because I haven't said anything. What's the text to buy it?

I don't know, you want to do 18,000 and I'll do it?

Probably, yeah. I'm a little hungover and maybe still drunk, so this is a, this is a,

Do you want to do 20,000 of this?

This is a yes, but don't take advantage of me. So just go to GiveMeTheVent.com and load it up.

See, John was drunk and he said 18 should work and, but he wants you to double check him.

10-4.

And he's too lazy to look for himself. Does that make sense?

Thank you. I got it, man. All right. Daniel, Daniel, 25 CRV, go to GiveMeTheVent.com and

load it up. Sean, Oklahoma City at 23 Subaru wilderness with 59, go to GiveMeTheVent and load

it up. Do they not like beat you up in Oklahoma City for driving a Subaru?

Oh man, I get beat up everywhere, but you know, I just, I just roll with it. It's awesome.

I mean, I would think like if you were in Oklahoma City driving a Subaru,

I mean, like in, in your court and they're trying to get, get the guy in trouble that

beat you up. The judge would be like, dude, you're in Oklahoma City driving a Subaru. You're

wanting to get beat up. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolfe,

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The winner of the annual America's Best Restroom Contest is a service station in Salt Lake City.

So keep in mind, the contest is run by Trucker Sex Magazine.

Hi, yeah, we're back. Back to the John Clay Wolfe Show, presented by GiveMeTheVent.com.

Check out the website, go to JCWShow.com, the John Clay Wolfe Show.

Bob, what is Trucker Sex Magazine? I don't know, but I'm going to find out.

I never heard of that one. That's a new one for me. Yeah. Trucker Sex Magazine.

Huh. Yeah, there's a whole alternative culture out there, John, among the

truckers and truck stop people for sure. You got to know that, right? I mean, you travel.

You see them. You know they're out there. Do you remember that hooker from Vernon

that had the huge cans that came up and talked to us on the radio about 20 years ago? In fact,

I do. And she was in Jugg's Magazine as a youngster? Yes. And that's how she got on that new path

that ended her up being a hooker in a small town. You know, I mean, if you're a hooker in a town,

in a small town, that's a tough gig because a lot of people know who you are.

Right. But she found a gig. I mean, you know, I'm going to stick with this and it's a little

controversial, but not everybody requires a four-year degree. You know, I'm all for occupational

training. Sure. On the job training. Get some photos done. All of a sudden you got yourself

a career sweetheart. Only fans. I like it. Hey, John, quick question for you. Folks are

joining us, of course, JCWShow.com and you click on the YouTube link, JCWShow.com,

and you can watch the show. And that's kind of fun. But they're asking, why is John's

photo, why is he not live on the video? Because he's just too hungover. Oh, man,

they want to see you, John. Yeah. Well, I mean, how much are they paying? Actually,

we've sent them the money back. We've come up with a top five list of reasons

John is not on the video stream. Y'all are working, huh? Y'all are actually doing something.

We thought we might as well. Yeah. I'm here to be entertained. Go ahead. Sure, Bobby.

Big announcer guy. Big announcer man. I don't, I don't have the list. Oh, okay. So we'll start off

with that's the bottom. I know. Turley's got the list. We'll start off with Mr. Turley.

What is our number five? There you go. I thought you had the list. No, you're writing it down

like it's over there with you. Lazy bastard. Oh my God. Just winging it. I'm winging it.

I'm the one hungover or maybe drunk. Number five on our list is why John is not live on video this

morning. Right. Video equipment is not allowed to detainees in Clark County jail. There you go.

All right. That's number five. All right. So number four. The number four reason John

is not joining us on video this morning. Just give me the card if I got to read it, man.

Jesus Christ. He's whispering it to you. Half-assed son of a bitches. We didn't practice.

But you're not supposed to have to practice. You're supposed to be proud. Just swing it.

Your writing is, is atrocious. I know that's why I'm sweating. Oh my God. We did this during

the commercial break. And you guys said you were ready. So I throw this into it.

No, but the retard goes again. Number four, he left his video camera in the bathroom

where he also locked in a tiger that showed up at three o'clock this morning.

That makes more sense. That's weird, John. That's number four. Okay. That's number four.

How about number three? The number three reason John is not joining us on video today.

Number three reason John's not joining us on video this morning is

he's actually not in Vegas. Oh, he's in Thailand. Oh, with a man boy. With a man boy.

Number two reason John's not on video live with us this morning. Yes.

His sweet wife, Jeanette, is passed out naked next to her birthday weekend.

In which case it's pretty good idea not to send the camera. And the number one reason

John Clay Wolf is not live on camera with us on the show this morning. He just can't get that

damn lipstick off. From the big show last night. And there's another one tonight.

This is her birthday weekend weekend. You know, it's work and pleasure. And we can cover a birthday

deal with a work deal. You know, that's gaining ground. That's not staying neutral. Let's get

these steps ahead. So I'm here with I heart because we're one of their personalities and

it's their big weekend in Vegas. And it's my wife's birthday and she's like really into

music like almost you know, one of those. How is it lovely? 40 40. What's she like just like 18

just a couple of minutes ago or something. 19 19 19. That's just 40. Wow. Blink. Yeah.

40 40. I know it's kind of like, Oh, wow, it was so fun when I felt like I was with a younger

woman. You're still with a younger woman. I've heard a little gal doesn't look a day over

torn it. Which is lucky. When you start trading in isn't that what you do, right?

Bye, Mike. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. She's got her ear pods in. We're good.

I'm joking. Now we're good. I mean, I'm I'm still I've got 12 and a half years on her.

Remember, she got 12 and a half years under me, which is good. That's the thing I like about

high school girls is I keep getting older. This day is the same age. Same age. Yes, I did.

That's cool. You're taking her to Vegas for a 40th. That's big. That's nice. Yeah. Yeah. And it's a

work trip, right? So I mean, you know, tax deduction, double tippin, double tippin, double tippin,

double tippin. Oh man, you can go to the Elvis chapel and get married all over again.

Oh, that'd be fun video. Come on. Yeah, pictures, pictures. I've been to that chapel.

That's fun. Oh, yeah. Terrence. Can I? Can I? Terrence, you and Donner are going to sing a song,

speech impediment, Terrence? Oh, boy. Okay. You want to sing, Donner? Yes. Oh, no. No, no, no. Not that one

please. Bring the thing. Who's Donner? You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You would make me happy

Where's your gun, Terrence? Sorry. You never know, dude. How much I lost.

We lost me. We lost them. Sorry. What a, the connection. That's life doc set that flux capacitor

back to 1949. No world. I want to know the song he wanted to sing, but she said no, no, no.

You want to sing Donner, the old rich valence? I want to hear Donner. He was going to sing something

good. Donner. Oh, Donner. He's trying to, he's trying to get Don. He's trying to get in Donner's

bridge. Right. No, he is. I call him the radio station. Hey, Terrence. Hey, speech impediment.

What? Why is it looping back? Terrence, turn the radio down. Oh, Jesus Christ. Terrence.

Turn the radio down, Terrence. What are you doing? Where'd you, where'd you find Donner? What's the story?

Oh, no. Oh, he's listening himself back. Should we pull it down? I can't. We're on the radio.

I'm trying to get it off and I can't. I'm more down than I can. Oh, thank you. Yeah. You're

right over there. Let me hang up. Hang on. Click. Yeah, I got it ready. Hang on. Allen, a 71

Oldsmobile Cutlass convertible. Ooh. How nice is it? You're in Galveston, so it's got to be rusty,

right? Allen, are you there in Galveston? Yes, I am. Is your car, is your car rusty?

Yes, I am here. And the car has not been on the island the whole time.

The car has been in exceptional shape.

Exceptional, exceptional, strong. Well, let's not start telling. Yeah,

let's not tell the stories. I mean, my old gal was born in 85 and I was born in 72. This car

was born in 71. It's been down there in the sun being a horror. Wait a minute. Hold on. You said

you were 52 and a half, right? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, you said your wife just turned 40,

so I mean you're 52 and a half. Something like that. Yes, the car is worth saving. It's not

a junk car. It has the original 350 rocket fire. Yeah, it's a V8. It needs some love.

Yeah, it's a polish. To make it worth the dollars that you would bring it.

Yeah, you want 15 grand for it. Yeah. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why do you want 15 grand?

How many gold ones are there on the planet that are still registered? But it doesn't

matter because it's got to be repainted. How many gold ones on the planet that are covered

in fade that we got to spend 15 grand of paint and argue with a bunch of Mexicans to get it

finished. Wow. Well, they're probably actually from Guatemala.

If they were, they might get finished. The Mexicans are getting tougher to deal with lately.

Man. I'm not getting into that conversation. Thank you. Thank you. You know,

I take a good Guatemalan painter. You got any?

Anyway, I'm looking at flat water at the causeway. Have you ever been to Galveston

Island? It's pirate weekend. It's team punk weekend. It's going to be a beautiful day here.

Is that like some queer deal where they get all wrapped up back like pirates?

No, it's not. They're a bunch of dummies dressing up and

the outfits are way too hot for this time of year.

Be careful. Those queers when they're in pirate's outfits, they'll sneak up on your ass.

Well, you're the one that's got to worry about them poking you. You've been up all night.

So he's got a good point.

How are the seats in this cutlass convertible? Need to be redone, of course.

Why can't I buy it for two? If somebody were to repaint it, the gold with ivory colored

leather and the vinyl. What do you do for a living?

You don't do you? I'm a salesman just like you are. Yeah, but are you retired?

No, thank God. Okay, so you're a salesman and I feel the salesmanship through the phone.

No, it's just my voice and you're jealous of it. I don't care. But you don't work. You just

talk, right? You just talk about how great something's going to be and you're selling

me on how great this thing is. A few weeks ago, telling me, telling everybody that you'd never

touch your cars. You have somebody else doing it. I mean, when I say, when I say we, when I say we,

I mean, I'm telling them what to do. But anyway, this thing needs a full rest of it.

He re does them, but he has mouse in his pocket. It's going to cost 25,000 to redo this

car, right? So when it's done, it's worth 20. And so it's, yeah, I'm looking to bring a trailer

right now. Like it almost spoke like a Texan. Here's a 455 that just sold on bat for 33 grand.

That's a 455, not a 355, right? And this car is immaculate. It is sold for 33 grand. I could

have bought I'd rather buy this car finished than your Galveston car dressed up as a pirate

that I got to work on. All right. Bye. Wow. There you go. Get some of that. It will never

take me treasure. The John Clay Wolf show will be right back on all of these John Clay Wolf stations.

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1-800-800-RADIO. Now, John Clay Wolf. I've got my zoom camera on. Y'all got me up?

No. There we go. I've had it on for 15 minutes. Nobody cares.

I'm looking at the Zoom meeting. It's at jcwshow.com. You're looking at the Zoom

meeting and you don't see me? You're not there. Huh. I think you're on the wrong meeting.

By the way, Rob sent me a new link. That's the one I'm on. The new one.

Well, I've got a green light. Oh, there you are. He just popped up.

Damn, dude. You look like you're in the witness relocation program. Yeah, dude,

because I am. I'm in Vegas. I'm in a hotel room. It's a dark room with a key and a cap on.

I just woke up. I mean, I'm going to be terrible today. Some people might like it,

but I probably won't. I'm going to say something to get me in trouble if I haven't already.

No, you already have. I've dumped you twice. We've dumped you twice. Oh, no.

He's like, really? I didn't know that. We're just guessing what your blood alcohol content might

be this morning. Look at him on the screen, everybody. He looks like he just, it's a hang

over right here. It's fine, man. Hat backward. All right. You need a cheeseburger and four beers.

You'll be fine. I'm going to go with the beers that we're serving. We're 24s. Oh, all right. Trouble.

Yeah, that's not a good thing. No. I mean, well, the guy that measures his intake, you know,

and you pace out, right? That just why do you need 24 ounce beers? That's like for lazy

bartenders. I mean, there's just no reason to do that. It's going to be drunk and

where they can't get up in time and do their show properly.

It sneaks up on you, too, because that's how you measure yourself. Like, all right,

just have one can, just one beer. Why didn't you have one? You know, a bunch.

Oh, yeah. I had that experience last week. I can't wait for today, though. The best part

about Vegas, my, and I forgot all about it until I got here yesterday in the casino. I was like,

screw all this man in the sports book. It's so fun. It is so fun. Who's playing today?

Oh, yeah. You got the college betting. You get to put some bets going, huh?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll make bets for friends, too. Oh, pay me a little juice.

Didn't hear that on the air, everybody. No. That's not, that's not real.

Oh, y'all are a bunch of P words. Just talk like men.

So last week, if you recall, John, uh... Oh, how'd I do?

Not very well. So our four games would go head-to-head up on, you went one in three.

To your head? Yeah, I'm up nine games to three. So I'm nine in three, you're three in nine.

So that's up $225 so far. Well, it's not as much as I lost at the damn tables last night.

There's going to be some... You're blowing your wad all over the place.

Give some to Turley. All right, I just kind of can't, you can't say that, John.

Oh, you had to dump me again. All right, so the first game you're going to watch are the books

at noon on Fox, number 17, Texas Tech, and number 16, Utah.

What's the line on that, like seven or something? No, so Utah is favored by three and a half.

Them being at home, can they establish themselves as the big 12 favorite, John?

Or maybe Tech can. I mean, this is a big game for the big 12.

Wait, Utah's in the big 12? Yeah. Oh yeah, remember they moved,

well, the Pac-12 is gone, so they had to find a conference.

I didn't know they had led Mormons into conferences.

Yes, they do. I don't know how much they're into Mormons.

Don't they get to be in two conferences since they can have two wives?

Well, BYU's in a different conference, so yeah, technically I guess so.

All right. So Tech's got a good quarterback,

Baron Morton, I don't know if you've seen anything from him, but he's one of the

best pastors in the conference. And then Utah, they've got that dual threat guy,

Dan Peer. He will run the ball on you as a quarterback.

So contrast styles, who do you pick, John?

No, I'm going to let you pick. Okay.

I'm going to go with Utah, and they're going to cover spread.

Okay. I would like to, we normally bet 25s, right?

We're not going up here. I know where you're going.

He's in Vegas, everybody. He lost last night. What did you do?

500. No, no.

Oh, God. Oh.

So you lose last night. What do you do? You double down.

Double down. I'm going with Tech and I'm going 500.

So, damn. I'm not going to go 500.

Why don't we go, how much you up, 225?

No, that's not how it works. We're talking to Mike Turley, dude.

The whole point of this is to draw it out throughout the year.

All right. Well, you've got a big jump on it.

25. So you're going Tech. You're all in on Tech.

I mean, of course I'm going Tech.

Dude, they bought the best team money can buy.

Yeah. My old high school teammate is their coach.

Yeah, I'm going Tech. I mean, come on.

Tech versus the Mormons. This is a layup.

All right. Next game at 330.

Number 22, Auburn at number 11, Oklahoma.

Oklahoma is a six and a half point favorite.

Yeah. Auburn's quarterback was actually at

Oklahoma last year, so he gets to face him, Jackson Arnold, and then.

I don't need to hear all this crap. What's your pick?

I'm trying to give you some stats here, John.

I don't need any stats. I don't even know what I'm doing.

Well, for those that are out there betting, maybe they want some

stats because they, you know, I think people are betting with us.

What's your pick? There's your stat.

What's your pick? Put your money where your mouth is, big boy.

I'm going to pick Oklahoma, but I don't think they're going to cover

because six and a half points is a lot of points.

Okay. So what are you going to do?

Well, that's what I'm going with. Are you going to, do you agree?

So you're saying you agree. You don't think.

Okay. Okay. So I'm going to Oklahoma, too.

Okay.

And you don't think they're going to cover.

So do you think they'll cover it?

You can always go the six and a half.

Yeah. I'm fine.

Okay. All right. So you're going to say the cover.

All right. Then at 730.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

You're saying you don't think they'll cover.

So give me some points.

They win by four.

Okay.

You're good with that?

I'm fine. I thought we had to do half, so there's no times.

Okay. Four and a half. You want to do that?

Right. Three and a half is better.

Is that what you want to go?

Yeah.

All right. So John picks Oklahoma to win by at least three and a half.

Wow.

All right.

Hey, Oklahoma, I know that y'all think I don't like you, but there's one for you.

Yeah.

Number nine at 730.

I think Oklahoma is really, I think Oklahoma is better than we think they are.

I agree.

Their quarterback is amazing.

Yeah.

And boomer sooner, baby.

I think you're going to see Oklahoma deep in the playoffs, what do I say?

It could be that kind of year for him.

It is going to be that kind of, and I'd like to bet more.

Well, you're in Vegas, John.

You can go ahead and put a bet on Oklahoma.

Oh, that's right.

Okay. Good, good, good.

If you're that confident in him, I would be that.

I'm feeling pretty good.

All right.

I've got this guy with me.

And I mean, I've never seen somebody bet this kind of money.

It's just ridiculous.

It's like, what are you doing?

I mean, oh, I got five grand on this one and five grand on that one.

I mean, I bet like $50.

I'm a little bitch.

All right.

Number nine at 730 tonight, nine Illinois versus number 19, Indiana.

It's at Indiana.

Indiana is a four and a half point favorite, John.

You want me to go first or you want?

Did you bump your head when you picked that?

Because that's a good game.

Two big 10 teams in the top, what, 50 and top 20?

All right, all right.

Illinois, the fighting line, I don't know.

You've got to make a bet for me.

I think that Illinois wins 28 to 24, so.

It's a hard one, man.

So you're taking that?

Yeah.

So that's an upset.

Okay. Well, I'm taking yours.

I'm taking yours because I don't know.

So then we have to move the line.

How much are they going to win by?

Yeah.

And if you move it too much, then I can flip back on you.

Okay.

Do they win by five and a half?

Sure.

All right.

You can have that.

Illinois wins by five and a half last game.

Jamie, I'm coming back this week.

I like these bets so far.

All right.

By the way, quick notes.

Speaking of college football, TCU and SMU play today,

and our local Dallas station will be preempting us

on the other side of this break.

They're doing that because this is our flagship station.

They know that I have fast-played football for SMU,

and they're doing this to be mean to me.

Really?

Yeah.

Last game real quick.

No, last game, we're betting on that game real quick.

Okay.

So there are no NFL games.

So you want SMU and TCU?

We'll get to NFL a little later.

I mean, we got a lot of show here.

SMU, TCU, what is the line on that one?

I got to look it up.

Probably six.

You know, so SMU tied up with Baylor and double over time.

That was a downer because SMU came off

of a pseudo Cinderella last year after 30 years of suck,

and then they lost to Baylor and then they beat, you know,

Crap Bag State, whoever they played by like 10 or 15 last week,

and they should have beat them by 40.

Because when a good team is playing Crap Bag State,

they should kill them, right?

Because that's the whole idea, and they didn't kill them.

So TCU beat Belichick by 100,

and then I forgot who they played last week.

So TCU is going to be the fave.

I bet the line is six and a half.

I'm just guessing.

Bingo, yes. TCU's fave by six and a half.

John, who do you go with?

We've got 10 seconds.

I hate to say this.

I hope I'm wrong, but I'm going with TCU.

I'm going to go with SMU on this one,

so I'll go the opposite way.

Please be right.

I, I lose to you so much.

I hope I lose to you on this one

because my heart is with SMU for sure.

All right.

All right, we'll be right back.

My name is John Claywill,

live from the I Heart Music Festival in Las Vegas,

and I'm starting to wake up.

I'm starting to feel a little bit better.

Do I sound terrible?

No.

Not hungover at all.

I'm fine.

I'm not hungover at all.

You have to be, you have to be over your drunk

to be hungover.

That's right, exactly.

And then somebody slipped me a roofie last night.

Oh, no.

I didn't.

I did not put out.

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Travel chaos as Dallas closes both airports

with spillover to at least 20 airports

across the country.

JD, what happened?

You're the flight man.

Air traffic control system went down

completely in Dallas, Fort Worth last night

for, God, four hours?

Damn.

Yeah, it was really bad.

Wow.

Really, really bad.

I mean, all the airplanes that come through

Dallas, Fort Worth, other places,

all of them stopped.

Everything stopped, ground stopped, everything.

So what do they do?

They spill them over to other airports like Houston.

But, I mean, no, who wants to be in Houston

when you're supposed to be in Dallas?

So it's-

Well, Dallas has a major switch for, you know, connectors.

Right.

Huh.

So it's just a mess.

So just the air traffic control,

that's all they would say.

The air traffic control system,

the system itself is down.

Call in if you're air traffic controller

and tell us what's really going on.

Was it, is it like Russians?

Did they do it?

The Russians.

The Russians did it.

Speaking of Russians, what's going on in Florida?

And now, from North America's own land down under,

it's time for Sunshine State News

with your certified lifeguard, J.G. Ryan.

This happens all over the countries,

beginning of airports,

but this, I love it when people

bow up to the police at the airport.

There's nothing more fun.

Police have released a video of a man

refusing to comply with officers.

He was asked to leave the Delta Sky Club.

That's where the people that fly a lot

get to go and sit,

unlike your regular people

that have to sit out in the lobby.

So he didn't have the proper,

basically didn't have a membership.

So they asked him to leave

and you probably already know

as I already do how this is going to turn out.

Here's the audio from this guy

getting thrown out of the airport at,

where was it again?

Palm Beach, Palm Beach, cut number eight.

I'm telling you with my authority

that you're about two seconds

from leaving the airport.

Because of why?

Because you don't have proper identification

to get to the club in the first place.

Yeah, in Palm Beach.

Are you going to leave this room right now?

Then get up and leave.

If you don't leave,

you're under arrest for trespass, period.

I'm not going to play with you.

You may take your stuff and get out

or you're going to go to jail for trespassing.

Hit him in the face.

Then you're going to go to jail.

I said, man, no, my choice was to leave.

Wait, sir, my choice was to leave.

If you're going to go to jail, just hit him.

Anyway, so at least he's got them to worry about these videos.

Don't take that advice, folks, please.

Don't do what John just said.

That's a new kind of cop talking, though.

They sound like they're trying to sell

this guy a timeshare or something.

They do it all the time.

Are you going to get up and leave?

That does nothing but this in the airports.

And people, they're drunk.

The airport, the airline says,

no, you're not flying.

Don't be hard on drunk with us today.

Just because you're sober is not our fault.

That's not your fault.

I'm going to guess you're at a 0.14.

But here's the problem, JD.

They serve alcohol at the airport.

Yes, they do.

If they just stopped doing that,

you wouldn't have so many problems.

Maybe you just stopped drinking after one or two.

No, you can't do that, though.

Oh, you can't do that.

Just don't get 24-ounce beers.

It doesn't help it.

When you're at it, you know you're about to go on vacation.

You're like, you know what?

Oh, I get you.

I'm not driving.

I get you.

I totally understand.

Hey, another, a double, double.

But then you need to shut up and sit down

and do what the cops tell you to do.

Get on the airplane and just be quiet.

They can't do it.

They cannot do it.

And so they get thrown out.

There's tons of videos.

And I watch every one of them.

A 24-year-old woman in Tampa got arrested

for speaking of this, drunk, driving,

after she drove the wrong way on the interstate.

Very serious.

That's a bad man.

That's when you've really been drinking too much.

She sideswiped the cop.

She didn't even know where she was.

Oh, she hit a cop?

Sideswiped him, didn't kill him, didn't hurt him,

just hit the car.

Jesus.

So she tried to claim her husband was driving,

but guess who was not in the car with her?

Her husband.

Check out the, this is a video,

audio and video from Kristen Beale's

Wild Conversation with the Cops, cut number nine.

Go out the other side.

Do you realize that you're going the wrong way

on the interstate?

On this interstate?

Yeah.

Do you see all these lights coming towards us?

Yeah.

Look straight ahead.

Yeah, I do.

Right.

I do.

You were going the wrong way.

My husband's driving me home.

You were driving home?

No, he's driving us home.

You were just driving?

No, no, no.

I was driving.

I was like in the, I was in the passenger seat.

Is there anyone else in that car?

No, yeah.

Yeah, there's no one else in the car.

No, okay.

Maybe not that specific.

And my husband were in one car.

Maybe not that car, but there was another car.

So she blew a, she blew a .202.

That's getting it.

That's almost three times the legal limit.

.08 will get you there.

That would get .08 will do to you.

She's lucky she didn't get drunk.

Man, I don't drink to get drunk,

but it does happen every once in a while.

Sneaks up on you, doesn't it?

Especially when you drink 24s.

Yeah.

My husband was in the car.

My husband was driving.

Madam, there's no, go ahead.

I told you all the story about my old man called me.

I know I've told you all this story,

but it's just too fitting not to do it again.

So we're coming back.

No, I'm asleep.

I'm in high school.

He calls me at two in the morning.

Hello.

You been drinking, boy?

No, sir.

Come down here.

We lived out in the country

and he's on the country road.

And Solans and I worked together

and we got in the car.

We drove down and I see my dad's Fleetwood Broham

literally balancing on its side

in the middle of the country road.

Perfectly.

I was impressed with that.

So I get out and he said,

hey, if the cops come tell me we're driving.

I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I am drunk.

I was lying.

I mean, because his first question when he called me

was, have you been drinking?

I said, no, sir.

I mean, you know, what are you supposed to say

to your dad when you're in high school?

I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I'm not taking this one.

And so the cops didn't come.

We got a tractor.

We pulled the car over into the ditch.

I mean, busted, windshield.

He was bleeding.

There was a gun.

We had to find his little pistol out in the grass

in the barge.

That's how bad he wrecked.

And because he ran off the road, he hit a culvert.

So he goes up in the air and he lands on his side.

It's perfectly balanced.

So we get it all handled.

And he's like, boy, is y'all learning anything here tonight?

Yes, sir.

What did you learn?

Don't drink and drive.

No, no, no.

That's not the message.

It's not the message.

I'm like, what is it?

He said, no matter how likely she is,

just go ahead and stay the night.

You see where I get my bad lines from.

In my granddad, too, the same BS.

I mean, I used to sit at the table

and listen to these terribly, terrible jokes.

And now I share them with y'all.

I'd like to tell the story of the jokes

my granddad told, but I'd get kicked off the radio.

You know, let's not do that.

Let's not do that.

There was one where he told this person.

Well, here we go.

I don't know.

You're going to do it anyway.

I wouldn't even.

He said, no, you can't tell it.

And then you're just going right into it, huh?

I'm telling anyway.

John is in Vegas, by the way.

He stayed up all night.

Mostly he says he went to the black couple

that went to the costume store to get

a costume for a Halloween party.

How did I know the word black was going to be in this joke?

Because it's John.

You've got to stop it before you go.

Stop it.

Don't stop it.

Stop it.

He's not a hater.

He's a Texan.

Stop it.

He's the accidental racist and drunk.

I'm not drunk.

Come on.

If you blew BAC right now, you'd be at a one something.

Well, I'm sitting here just driving this desk

at his computer and his headset.

So I'm fine.

He's a point one, two.

Are you holding on for dear life right now?

I am.

And there's nothing wrong with a point one, two

when you're in Las Vegas.

If you're in a hotel room, you're absolutely correct.

Hey, quick question, John.

You were talking about all these big bets.

You're somebody's betting.

Is it on games or just hands of blackjack or what?

You have a guy who would drop five grand on something.

So we go to the craps table and I normally just like,

I mean, I'm going to sound pretty weak here, but I am.

You know, I normally just bet 100.

I normally bring like $400 of Vegas with me

and I'll slowly burn through that over a couple of days.

Sure.

I saw I'm a small better and he lays down 400 on the table

and the craps table and I, for some reason,

I laid down 400 too.

So I got I got my I got my 400 in chips and he got his.

So when we left the craps table, I was up 200

and he was up a little more than that.

Hey, let's go play blackjack.

So we sit on a blackjack table and I lose about $150.

And then he's like, hey, let's go to the high stakes room.

I'm like, okay.

And I go over there.

I'm like, what's the minimum bet?

They're like, so it's $300 a hand.

A hand.

And I go to the bar and get a beer.

And I'm like, this is all you, bro.

Nothing but net.

I'm out.

I'm not my game.

Good for you, man.

So then I hear him start yelling and hollering

and I go over and I come here.

Come here.

It is the middle day yesterday.

And this guy from Maine is a fan of the show.

Oh, wow.

That he's sitting with at a table.

And he's like, you really are a drunkly woman.

Can we take a selfie and send it back to the guys?

And whatever.

So but that was a bad move for him

because he was up $30,000 when he called me over to the table.

And then he wound up going.

He lost about 35 of that when I sat down.

Crap.

Boy.

You're the cooler, man.

He's the coolest.

Then $5,000 a hand on Blackjack.

That's insane.

I hear you.

That's just insane.

How long of a period was this that he was up in the down

from $30,000?

Um, 30 minutes.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

I'm almost crazy.

And he lost it in about 10 or five.

So I don't know.

That's why you don't gamble like that.

And he'll he when we came back to the concert last night,

he was he was like, I'm going to go back.

So I don't know.

Some people gamble big.

And he brought a bunch of cash with him.

He took his cash and checked it in at the casino vaults

like he gave them $50,000 in cash.

And then they give him a marker.

So I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't I don't understand it.

And that's nothing compared to a lot of people.

I just that money is too hard to come by, man.

It's hard to earn.

Especially unless you're unless you're a professional

and maybe that's what he's thinking he is.

He thinks Jesus is on his side.

Like he really does.

He really does.

Like God tells him what to bet.

Yes.

And then like when he was up 30 grains,

like see, I told you.

Vegas loves those guys.

What they do.

Yeah.

And if you want a bunch of money,

by the way, that you'd like to spend in Vegas,

maybe you want to sell John your car.

Want to load them up, John?

Oh yeah, 800-800-7234-800-800 radio.

We're going to a commercial break

or a music break.

We'll be right back.

And then I've got,

oh, there's a bunch of cars on hold right now.

08 FJ Cruiser.

All right.

And Niagara Falls, New York.

His wife got him on mushrooms.

He's making it terrible.

Trying to figure out what to do.

That's Justin and nowhere.

Hey, hang on.

Justin, are you really on mushrooms?

Mushrooms?

100%.

It's awesome.

I've never done mushrooms.

Can you?

You're probably not in a big hurry.

So just keep riding along with us.

I'm going to get through the lightning round.

Then I'm going to come back to you.

And I know you're in Oklahoma.

So your phone minutes are probably going to time out.

Like Joe Exotic when he calls from prison.

But just hang tight.

Ride along with us.

You're such a kind man.

I try.

I'm just doing the Lord's work here on Saturday mornings.

We'll be right back.

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Mike in Niagara Falls, New York.

Is that really where you are?

Is that just where your phone's registered?

No, that's where I am.

How'd you find me from New York?

YouTube.

Okay, cool.

It works.

All right.

JCWShow.com and click through if you want to join the YouTube thing.

08 FJ Cruiser with 104.

Paint is a bit rough on the hood.

Wants 15 grand.

You know, Buffalo, that area, that's bad rust area for cars.

So, and I would ask you how the rust is, but you'll say it's not bad

because you're from up there.

So, you're used to looking at bad.

And yours is probably bad to us.

So, how's the rust on this Toyota?

Yeah, she's got some rust.

We use salt here, heavy.

Yeah.

Right.

She's got rust, but the box, it's just a little frame, you know.

This thing holds it all together.

Got all new suspensions.

Yeah.

I think you want double what it's worth.

I like them, by the way.

And I think that you will wind up selling it for 10 or 12 grand,

but I'm only an 80, $500 buyer having to repaint it.

And it's got rust.

Yeah.

I hear you.

So, what do we do now?

I mean, I would love to, I'd take 13 for it.

It's too damn high.

Yeah, it won't work for what I do.

I hear you.

But if you're that good a salesman,

you can maybe sell some of my stuff from Ordon's Worth, too.

That'd be awesome.

Well, it sounds like feisty.

You might be interested.

So, I'll have a look.

All right.

Thank you, guys.

800-872-311.

Yep.

Appreciate it.

Hang on, hang on, hang on.

I don't get rid of this.

Bulk.

Aaron, you've got a 19 Dodge Grand Caravan.

Now, it is a GT model, which is sexy.

Yeah.

Do I lose my man cards for having a minivan?

No.

I mean, you know, it's a 160,000-mile minivan.

They're worth nothing, right?

And it says that CarMax hit you at $3,000 and you want $5,500.

You think I should take it?

Yeah, for sure.

I mean, what's the next move with this thing?

I mean, the transmission goes up.

Has the transmission gone out yet?

No.

In fact, I've only had a problem with the window.

That's all.

But no, it's still running great.

I mean, it's hard to say it's running great when it's

160,000 miles, right?

But it is.

You know, sometimes cars just make it.

It's like people that just grow old.

Like this guy lives terrible and he drank too much

and he fought UFC and he should be dead at 68, right?

But he's 104.

And you're like, how did grandpa make it to 104?

He smokes, right?

And he drinks and he chases whores and he's a bad person.

And I don't know, he made it to 104.

You just described the dead guy here from Dallas.

We thought he was going to make it to 100.

He only made it to 50.

JD, you've no better name.

19 grand caravan GT.

I'll do what CarMax did.

I'll do three of it.

That's plenty.

All right, we'll be right back.

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We'll buy cars radio from America's Best Car Park.

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This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

Thanks for making us number one.

Good morning here.

I'm in Vegas for the I Heart Radio Music Awards.

No, the, it's not the awards.

What's it called?

Music festival.

Festival, festival, yeah.

It is a good place to see a lot of bands at one time.

I can tell you that in like three or four hours.

We saw a lot last night.

Sammy Hagar was good.

He was real good.

Did you guys?

That's something that's just like 77 or something, right?

Yeah, no, it was 72.

Yeah, and Brian Adams, he was all beefed up and jacked up.

He had guns and he's like 103.

103.

He's like 78.

Do you guys go backstage?

Did you get any pictures?

I mean, I remember one time you all went out there

and Jeanette got photos with 50 cent, I believe?

No, a P. Diddy.

P. Diddy, P. Diddy.

Pre-White Party M.

My bad.

No, we didn't do that.

Was he slippery?

I wasn't there.

I was up at the other thing.

800-807-234-800-800 radio.

Who was your favorite act last night?

Um,

probably Jelly Roll.

Jelly Roll.

Really?

Okay.

Jelly Roll.

I hear you.

I mean, it was because he was just putting on such a,

he's just such a ham, you know?

Very rock, a very Garth Brooks-like.

Was it real cheesy?

Yeah, right, right.

Yeah, real cheesy, real hammy.

Garth Brooks with tattoos on his face.

Hello, John.

I'm from New Zealand.

While visiting Texas, I've listened to your show

on the radio with my friend.

Lives there, huge fan.

He's heading your way in two weeks and said

he'll visit Walnut Springs.

Love the name, by the way, and see if you're around.

So Mr. Wolf, can I ask you if you'll be doing a live show

in Walnut Springs, approximately the end of September?

Well, our studio's in Walnut Springs out on the ranch,

and we do the live show there every Saturday.

I will not be doing the show from town that day, sir,

but we will be doing the show from town on November 15th

when we have our car show.

Oh!

I'll be doing the rental show.

Yep. The timing show.

She's a Texan, retired veteran, wicked sense of humor,

anything with wheels.

Cheers, hope you made sense of my letter,

and I'll be traveling that area.

Come visit Australia.

Bring your wife and family.

You're welcome to stay at our house.

Actually, I think we have him in studio, John.

We do the Aussie guy.

Yeah.

He's here.

He's here right now.

He wants to visit.

Oh, there he is.

Get up to the mic.

It sounds like you got me as a business lady.

What?

You're in your way, John.

Well, you love your program.

It's a great program.

You drive a pickup truck.

I have no, not every day, but sometimes.

Right.

You got to carry things around like gators and deer, right?

Getting out with a wild life, a little everything you love.

Yep.

I think that's great.

I like your cut answers.

Are you intoxicated?

That's only little.

I am myself actually.

Are you drunk?

You're drunk.

No, I've been licking me frog.

Oh, you're licking the frog.

We've got the Aussie frogs.

No, I'm not from Australia.

Don't accuse me.

I'm not.

We're from New Zealand.

New Zealand.

We're from New Zealand.

We're curious.

Totally different.

We've got the frogs.

That we brought over illegally.

He brought them from Australia.

That you've been licking.

You're licking them right in the eye.

In the eye.

Lick them in the eye.

And what happened?

You'll get high.

All right.

I was speaking of that.

Hang on, Australian dude.

We left the guy that's high on mushrooms in Oklahoma.

Oh, no, wife, of course.

Jester, are you still alive?

I'm here, baby.

What's up?

So your note here is your wife gave you mushrooms?

Yeah, man.

I'm so glad you came back to me,

because all I can speak is the truth right now.

I think I'm seeing shapes and colors right now.

I think I'm coming down from it.

It was like last night when she gave it to me.

I don't really know what to do.

I tried to lay it down while I go,

and I put my head, my hat over my face,

and tried to go to sleep.

And I was like, I'm just wasting my time

not calling pre-K right now, for God's sake.

Here we are.

So did she do mushrooms, too?

Yeah, she's a professional, I think, at it.

She doesn't say that in public, I don't think,

but I'm pretty sure she's pretty good at it.

I'm pretty sure I'm pretty bad at it.

So did you chop them up and put them under your tongue,

or what do you do?

No. Well, apparently there's multiple delivery methods.

So she has, so this is my second time ever,

the first time was off the charts,

and that was a peanut butter delivery,

or it's chopped up and mixed up in peanut butter.

But this time it was mixed up in tomato juice,

like Mitchellotta type stuff.

But it seems to be the same effect.

So I still see the same colors and the same shapes,

but I think things are coming back together.

Justin from Oklahoma City,

high on mushrooms, calling in live.

This is wonderful news.

And what, how long does this last?

Two fucking long, or freaking long, sorry.

Yep, don't bad, freaking.

Sorry, it's okay, we understand.

It happens to the best of us.

Yeah man, so I think it got ingested at like 2 a.m. last night.

Which was probably when we shouldn't have been going to bed.

Right.

But here we are the next day, and I don't think I've slept a lot.

So how long after you ate the Mitchellottos,

did it take for it to hit?

I'm gonna say about an hour and a half,

and then you start just like,

you start feeling these tingles throughout your bloodstream,

like all the way through your toes and your feet.

It's so weird to me because I never do drugs or anything.

I've always been a Bud Light and Yeager dude.

Right.

You take that, that shoot.

Do you suggest this to others?

This is a good thing?

I think so, so she had me do it a couple of weeks ago,

and the best thing I came away from,

I told her that night, I was like,

the thing I'm mad about is that I didn't do this

when I was young, because I feel like I could have had

somebody better idea when I was young coming from this.

Because I had a conversation with my piss,

like when your piss hits the water,

you know when it splashes back up at you?

Yeah.

Like as it's splashing to me that night,

it was like cuss words.

Like every, like the splash was a cuss word,

and I was like, I can rebuttal that,

and it just kept coming at me.

I was like, I got one for you,

I got one for you, for you, for you,

it just kept going.

I feel like I'm getting high just listening to you talk.

Yeah, same.

All right.

Well, good for you, man.

Well, keep rocking on.

All right.

Do you think the Sooners are going to cover?

Yes.

Good.

However, I'm more of a NASCAR fan.

I'm sorry.

I don't really follow football,

but your team's good.

Your team's good this year.

I'm proud of them.

I think they're going to go far,

unlike Texas.

Do you think Texas, here's the bet.

Let's do a hundred on this.

What game number in the season

does Arch Manning play with the backup?

Oh, no.

Okay.

This is an interesting bet.

All right.

Where are we?

This is week number three, right?

What game does he get benched?

I don't think he gets benched at all.

Okay.

For 50, I'll say he does.

No injury, right?

Yeah, no injury.

Injuries don't count.

Where these give-ups,

Arch, we love you,

but you need a little more time to develop.

Now, bench him during the game

or bench him from not starting?

We've got to be real clear here,

because they could bench him during a game.

I could see that happen.

Not starting.

I think that he's going to get benched during a game,

and I think the guy's going to do a better job,

and he's going to get the starting position.

Start the next time.

Yeah.

All right.

I'll do that 50.

That's an interesting bet right there.

Okay.

So we've got a whole season for this to happen.

This is good.

Yeah.

This is something to watch,

because, yeah, he's not doing very well.

Oh, poor T-Sips.

This is the great white hype.

This is T-Sips.

They're just not happy right now, are they?

No.

What's our time?

We've got to break.

We've got to go.

All right.

Well, be right back.

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Hello, I need you.

JD, what's your question for me?

Actually, Feisty at our JCWShow.com on YouTube.

She has a, she gave us 10 bucks and says,

JCW, sell me your forerunner,

and I will come to your car show in November.

I don't have a forerunner.

No, you don't have a forerunner.

But I have a forerunner.

Okay, so you want to sell it?

I want to, well, I'm not going to sell it.

Actually, you know, now that you bring up the forerunner,

John, thanks for bringing that up.

It needs paint,

and I know you have a paint shop out here at the range.

Your car needs paint.

Your car looks pretty good.

No, the front left fender,

the, what's it called, clear coats coming off.

So I just wonder what time you,

should I drop that off to get that done?

They're in the middle of doing a full deal

on a Chevelle right now,

and they're on a time clock,

and they've got a Mustang Mach 1

that they're getting ready as well.

And then there's another one,

a square body that's on hold.

So you're behind all those.

He expected you to tell me to go get screwed.

That's what he did.

Yeah, basically, you're behind everything.

Actually, JD, you're my friend.

Yes, we are friends.

And I go show them and ask them

how much time it would take them to do that.

And then we'll just plan it.

And when you come in for the radio show,

oh, what would be cool is if they did it

while we were on the air,

and when you got finished, it was completed.

Oh, that'd be very cool.

I truly didn't expect this conversation to go this way.

Well, I'm just, you know,

I'm in Vegas catching them when they're drunk.

Yeah, I was going to say you're in Vegas.

You're maybe a little hungover, possibly drunk.

That was a good timing on my part.

Appalachian trail update.

How many miles did you go this week?

You know, I slowed it down and took a zero

in Harper's Ferry and took a break day.

So it's been less than a week.

But I left Pennsylvania across the Mason Dixon,

spent a couple of days in Maryland,

spent a day in West Virginia,

and now I'm in Virginia with about 900-something miles left to go.

Wendy, we're talking to this fellow

that has been on the road or on a trail.

For a month now, is that right?

No, no, three months.

Three months, you've been walking,

like Forest Gump in the movie.

You just decided to walk,

and you're walking across the country.

And when were you,

when is your estimated landing time at the end?

You know, I'm shooting for the week of Thanksgiving, honestly.

Okay.

I think a good time.

It doesn't put me too late in the fall.

It puts me at the end of fall

and not like in the early December.

So I can miss some snow

and maybe get some snow,

but I'll have all the fall to enjoy.

What do you do for a living?

How are you affording to be off work this long?

Well, I went ahead and quit my job

of carpet cleaning for like five plus years

and decided to new chapter in life.

So I mean, when I get back home,

I'm probably just going to sit around for a month

and then go find a new job, maybe oil field.

But like, where's the money come from?

Oh, I just had money saved up working

and I'm doing the best I can.

You sound like a guy that doesn't have any kids

or wives stealing all your money.

Oh no, I'm not any what way.

See boys and girls,

this is why nobody's getting married anymore

because so that you can go hike the Appalachian Trail

and not have all the kids,

totally give kids steal all your money, don't you?

Yeah, my kids steal all my money in college right now.

Yeah, right.

And now I could just walk Appalachian Mountain,

sure, whatever.

Did I ever tell you when I went to the SMU financial aid office

and they gave me a grant?

Because my dad had just gone broke,

so they had me money.

And they gave me a Pell Grant

and I took the money and I went to open a bar with it.

I would kill my kid.

That's part of your education and look what you did with that.

I swear I'm telling the truth.

I don't believe you.

They gave me a student loan and a Pell Grant.

And the Pell Grant was, I don't know, like 12 grand

and my buddy and I cobbled together 50 grand,

so 25 a piece, but 12 of mine was from a Pell Grant.

So thank you, Mr. Pell, whoever that is.

That's one of my favorite stories about you, John.

When you put that big thing together,

you didn't plan on people opening bars or underage

with the money.

No, you're supposed to spend it on your education.

Well, I did.

You did.

I did.

Winner, winner.

You know that place paid itself off in 60, no, 90 days.

Damn, really?

Yeah, yep.

And I can't tell you how many serious adults came to Carter

and I both like trying to talk us out of it,

like boys y'all are making a mistake.

You know what the failure rate is on restaurants

and your age and this is a bad idea.

And I was like, you know, we're doing it.

Yeah, we're going to do it.

And I was making 100,000 a year when I was 20 off of that.

And he was too.

And what do you spend your money on when you're in college?

Going out, right?

Going out.

We were having a party at our place every night.

I mean, at least four nights a week.

Why'd you ever close?

Why'd you shut it in?

I got married.

Yeah, right.

The party's over.

Yeah.

He was better at, he was, he got paid in Poon Tank.

In cash?

Yeah, I mean, he was, he was lucky with that.

I was always serious and working, you know, me.

And, and he wasn't as serious and working,

but he was just getting laid.

I mean, a lot.

Like what, so what happened today?

You know, who was it today?

So, and he met his wife and they,

and they've been together forever.

And now he doesn't get laid.

Yeah.

Right.

People are asking on the YouTube stream,

by the way, John, did you take a nap during the break

as your hair's sticking straight up?

No, I just haven't fixed my hair yet.

I'll put my hat back on if I need to.

Wow.

If it's bothering people, I didn't realize.

It's not bothering.

They're being judged.

Screw them, John.

Don't worry about it.

Being judged.

You'll make a case.

Or just, is that what you call this?

You get here and you go to a pre-party with the I Heart people

and then you go to a concert and you talk business the whole time

and then you stay up all night and you get up in at

5.30 a.m. Vegas time and you get on the radio for four hours.

When is this vacation part start?

Working vacation is what you call it.

In two hours and five minutes.

Okay, that's what I'm going to explain.

I absolutely agree with your decision to take a working vacation.

That's the reason you can only do a couple days in Vegas really.

Because you're going hard, Mark.

You're going hard, John.

You're going hard tonight again.

I don't know.

I'll let you know tomorrow.

I doubt it.

I just want some sleep.

I just need sleep.

If I had, I feel like that guy had mushrooms.

If I had some sleep, I'd be a better radio host right now.

I can tell you that.

That's a trip.

Well, you're staying the night, right?

So you can, after the show, sleep to about four and then start to drink.

Football, baby.

Football.

Yeah, you'll miss a couple games, I guess.

Yeah.

I don't want to miss the games.

I like the games.

Hey, over I get the more I like the football games

and the more I like the college football games.

Have you all done the mushrooms?

Yeah.

I really haven't.

It's everything.

It's very similar to X in some ways.

Haven't had the X either.

The combination of, you know, that weed feel too.

So.

Oh, I forgot to tell you how much time do I have?

You've got a minute 30.

Okay, so when we're walking into the concert,

this guy I'm with, he's a good friend, but he said,

have you ever tried a vape?

And I was like, no.

He said, here, take a pull off of this.

And I pulled a big, you know, whatever.

And it was some hydro vape weed.

Oh, so that's what's wrong with me.

Yeah, that'll make alcohol stick to you for sure, man.

Right.

That's the fundamental problem here this morning is,

yeah, I mean, I got roofied.

That's what you're talking about getting roofied.

Yeah, yeah.

You took a ripper off a vape.

Oh, man.

And he walked up to me and I was just, I was sitting in this.

He said, dude, you don't look good.

The guy that gave you the vape, you don't look good.

And I missed my kid's high school game last night,

right?

Because we're out here.

So I got on huddle and I watched his entire football

game on my phone during the concert.

Oh, you are so high.

Right.

You're watching a football game during a concert.

That's why you didn't know anything about the performers.

That's right.

So now the truth comes out.

Yeah, but it's a good game.

All right, we'll be right back.

We all do the honors.

Sure, we're going to be right back with the John Clay

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Coming up in a little bit, by the way, John,

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Don't go away.

My police friend that runs security at AT&T Stadium

said that he's got to go there today.

He has to work because there was fake news

that Charlie Kirk Memorial was at AT&T Stadium today.

Oh, geez.

And there's like a gazillion people going

and there is no, no, yeah, fake news.

That's weird.

Mail from jail, Johnny Cash.

Are you around?

He is.

There he is.

Oh, he's right here for you, John.

Hey, where are you at?

Vegas.

Your chair is empty over here.

Yeah.

Looks like you got somebody left a big old pack

of Skittles over here.

Mind if I borrow a few?

Have all you want.

Thank you, pardon.

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.

John, this morning's mail from jail,

entry reads, what's up wolf pack?

Man, I'm excited to be able to hear you guys again.

I've been doing the jail shuffle for a few months,

but I finally settled down in my new shack for the summer.

Might be a few summers.

We'll see.

And I got my letters and stamps and a figure

that at holler at my favorite Saturday morning show.

Hope everybody there is healthy and happy.

John, you got to take it easy on those motorbikes.

And Bobbo, you got to take it easy on the whiskey.

I don't expect either one of y'all to take my advice.

There you go.

Hey, I don't want to see my favorite radio host

going out like Rush Limbaugh did.

Rest piece.

Hey, you guys are the funniest sons of bitches on the radio.

I'm glad I can catch y'all.

It's really a kick for us inside these walls.

As you know, most of us say we're innocent here.

So it's a shame they've got so many innocent people

locked up in the cell.

There's not a whole lot to do in here,

but play cards and read books and BS with your roommates.

So your show is a good start to those boring Saturday mornings.

Maybe once I'm out of here, we can hang out and have a cold beer.

I'm sure you got something good at the rattlesnake there.

Probably better than the Smith Schlitz Maul liquor bowl.

I used to drink with my boys when we was working on cars.

You know, we never could get most of those cars running quite right.

Maybe because of the Schlitz Maul liquor bowl.

And the mess.

I'll check in with y'all when I can.

Hey, till I get my walking papers, y'all keep on keeping on.

You're here.

Your friend Corey Sumner.

Bay Har County Detention Center, San Antonio, Texas.

Bear.

Right.

Burr.

Bear.

All right.

Partner of you, partner of you've got mail from Jill.

Just send it on down the line to us here at P.O. Box 471517.

That is in Fort Worth, Texas.

The zip code is 76147.

You go John.

Did you know that cars for the movies coming out?

It's not on my radar now.

Okay, I missed that one.

Yeah, they're doing another one.

Walnut Springs, Radiator Springs.

It's all coming together.

Ah, and time for the car show on November 15th?

November 15th, we are doing that.

Good guys is out in Dallas.

I know we're preempted right now in Dallas

because of the SMU TCU game, but that's next Saturday.

We're supposed to go to that.

I've got a conflicting thing.

So I got to figure out how to do this.

All right.

Would y'all be opposed to going and doing it live?

And I'd be at the studio?

That'd be interesting.

We could do that.

We can give you the scenes and stuff like that.

Yeah.

Well, I could go out there Friday and do my stuff.

And then just beam in.

Yeah, it's very ironic to be opposite.

But y'all think about that because I don't think I can make it Saturday morning.

I've got I've invited a bunch of people out to the to the ranch.

And we've been playing this for years.

It's like the high school guys that get together once a year.

And we move the date twice already.

And I can't do that again.

I can't screw them over.

And I don't want to drive that far and then come right back.

It's doable.

We may even just one of us out there just to kind of like see what to set the scene.

Maybe have somebody come by and we'll figure it out.

Yeah.

I look at early already trying to get out of it.

Bobo have a great time.

Yeah.

Bobo is really looking forward to it.

He's been he's been this whole time.

What he's been this whole time.

John, he's been saying y'all can just go do the remote from there.

And I'll just stay back here in the studio.

Right.

That's what Bobo said.

Yeah.

So we're all saying the same thing.

That way I could I can play with Paul on Friday night.

But I mean, I don't have any big reason for anything.

I'll go wherever we want to go.

It would be cool to be out there.

I can't believe you're going to skip that for like you only have to be gone for like

six hours or something.

Right.

Yeah, dude.

But I mean, I invited 10 people.

I'm the host of 10 people at the house.

And oh yeah.

No, I'm not trying to talk you out of anything.

I'm just saying if you had to, you know, bring them with you.

You bring 10 people to the right.

I'm I'm trying to help here.

Are you?

Of course.

Did you and Paul play last night?

We did.

Wasn't he good?

Yes.

Danielle, the fiddle player girl came and helped us out.

She is good.

Dude, that Pink Floyd song that we do.

And this is going to sound ridiculous to you people that like think we're just

country music.

And we play mostly honky tonk songs.

Sure.

But that Pink Floyd song that we do is so damn much better with the violin.

And I wish you would hear right.

Yeah.

We really should get a recording that sometimes.

JD, when you're here on a Friday next time.

I will.

Let's do that.

Let me know when you're gonna do that.

JD hadn't been there on a Friday since he got married.

That's not true.

That's just not true.

Once in a while.

Pretty close.

I did.

Pretty, pretty, pretty close.

Because I like sleeping with my wife in my bed.

Go figure.

But I mean, did you not like sleeping with her for the five years?

Y'all lived together before?

Yes.

And we, but when you moved out here, it's a little bit more of a drive

than the studio we had in Fort Worth.

That's all.

Hey, we need to do the cook thing on the, on a Friday night

on the deck now that it's cooling off.

Yes.

My, you know, when we first moved out there, my old lady,

she was whipping it up and every Friday night.

And here we go.

And notice how everybody's gotten lazy.

I've actually seen that in a domestic partner myself

a time or two, John.

Boy, you're mean.

No, she just, she got her fill.

She did it as many times as she thought she might ever enjoy it.

And she may be, she may be done with that.

I would love her cooking is great.

Have some steak.

I would love that.

Oh dude, those yearos, those yearos that she made up.

Yeah, she could.

Oh, dog.

Great if she did that again.

She ain't gonna.

She's done.

She's, she's had her fill.

I'm done.

I think she's done it.

She'll do it again.

But now that it's cooling off, it's that type of weather.

I mean, it hasn't cooled off yet.

It's hotter now outside, but it's any, any, you know,

just like that, that snaps coming quick.

800, 800, seven, the cold snap.

800, 800, seven, two, three, four, 800, 800 radio

today in backtracks is Dave Matthews.

Wow.

You know what, we want to hold on that

because we got the lighting round coming up.

Oh, we're going to hold.

I was teasing.

You don't like Dave Matthews?

I love Dave Matthews.

I've got a Dave Matthews story

that I've told too, too many times.

I'm not going to tell again.

But yeah, no, he's, um, there's no reason to get

that excited on the stage with the kind of music

he's playing though.

I don't know your Dave Matthews story.

You know where he starts jamming out and freaking out

and he's just playing.

He's so into it though.

That's, that's what it is.

I mean, he's, I like it because he's,

he's putting on a show instead of artists

just sitting their own minstrum along.

But is it cheesy garth I'm into it?

No, no, he's, he's high on life.

Okay.

I'll tell you what musicians call it.

Dave Matthews band is a jam band.

There is seven piece band with everybody there.

Sometimes more, sometimes more

in the tradition of the grateful dead and fish.

They often do different versions of their own songs

at different shows because they are a jam band.

They've sold 25 million concert tickets since 1994.

That's a lot.

A lot of records, a couple of Grammys under their belt.

It's today in 1994 is the day they released their first

debut recorded studio album.

Yeah.

Remember two things, the name of it.

I saw them at the Muse and Nantucket right about them

and they weren't, they weren't signed yet.

And they were great.

And I remember the bar I told you I opened with the Pell Grant.

Yeah, yeah.

So I brought that disc back, put it in the jukebox at the TCU bar called Flat Pig.

And I was playing it because I thought it was really good.

I want to see how the people reacted.

And then they started playing it.

So, you know, in the bar people are just putting that,

that the brand new brand new music, right, that nobody knew.

And I called Frank Riley at Monterey Peninsula.

I said, hey, you need to bring Dave Matthews to Texas.

The, the turn, the college crowds jumping on this in Texas.

He said, John, Dave Matthews is just like fish.

He said they're the hardest working band on the East Coast,

but they'll never be national.

And so then he called me back, I don't know, three months later said,

hey, they do want to come to Texas.

And so we booked Dave Matthews at the Flat Pig, my bar.

And by the time they got to Texas, they were so popular,

they were too big for the room.

So I went to Dallas and rented out a place called the Bomb Factory.

Yep. Yeah.

And I did the concert promotion on them.

So I was the first concert promoter of Dave Matthews and Dallas for work.

Very cool.

You think you remember that?

Oh, oh.

Do you think they would remember that?

I don't know.

He's pretty into his fans and any, you know,

history and stuff like that.

So I mean, we're going back 35 years for a pretty big jump.

And then Blue's Traveler and Better Than Ezra,

that was the same kind of story.

Finally got them to Texas and they took off and got an MTV deal.

Okay.

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Elise in Oklahoma.

Good morning.

You're on the air.

You've got a 21 Hyundai Venue 55,000 miles.

Are you there?

Nope.

She's been on hold for an hour.

Damn.

Anyway, just put it in to give me the VIN.com.

Sorry about the wait.

Call.

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Doug at Huntsville, Alabama.

You've got an 18 CRV-AXL, 100,000 miles.

It got bid 15 grand four months ago, is that right?

Yes, something like that.

Yes.

How many miles have you put on it since then?

I've got 102 on it.

But back when it was bid half a year ago, how many miles were on it?

They're like 97.

Okay.

Maybe 98, something like that.

It's a CRV, is that right?

It's a leather?

Yes, CRV-AXL, yes, it's a leather.

It navigates through certain ways.

Nice car, garage cap.

I'll give them, let me see here.

What color?

It's like the burgundy.

I'll give 13 grand.

13.

I'm on sale this bitch now, so let me load it up and sharpen your pencil a little bit.

No, I'm there.

I mean, you know, you pushed it over the 100,000 mile mark, right?

And that changes the value.

Yeah, I know.

And the car markets come down off the spring.

That changes the value.

So it's cost you $1,000 to keep for six months and put it over 100,000 miles.

I think I'm hitting it hard.

I think I'm right.

Okay, well, let me load it up and let's see what we can do then.

Let's do it, man.

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with 124,000 miles?

You're trying to buy it?

Is that right?

You're a per.

I don't suggest that.

I just, I mean, is it a good deal?

Yeah, it's fine.

But those caddies with high miles are not that reliable.

So like, how many miles a year do you drive?

I drive 500 at least a week.

Okay.

So when that thing has 150,000 miles on it in the year and a half, you were going to,

it's going to break on you.

It's going to cost 3,000 to fix it or maybe four.

So I would, if you're going to buy a Cadillac, I would start with no higher than 50,000 miles

and pay more money.

Or if you want to go high miles, I'd get a Japcar.

Rice burner.

Nissan Toyota Honda.

What if I gotcha?

But if I get it and I only keep it for like six months to a year and then trade it in,

would that be good?

I think you'll still lose a little bit of money.

But yeah, it'll be fine.

Yeah.

Yep.

I mean, it's not, it's not too cheap compared to what I have now.

Would I give $12,000 for that car?

No.

Is that retail 100, 124,000 mile XTS?

Yes.

So you can buy anything you want as far as like the value of what you're buying there at 12.

You could give 18 for something else or you could give 8 for something else.

I mean, you're not getting a deal.

It's just another, yeah, you could, I think you could get on AutoTrader,

hunt around and find even a better deal than that on that car.

All right.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

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Sixth grade, they had the DARE program.

And it was the 80s.

It was an acronym that stood for Drug Abuse Resistance Education,

which sort of feels like it was written by someone on drugs.

It's gotta be four words, but we know what the D is.

We're printing the shirts on Monday.

Those shirts are worn ironically to this day by people actively on drugs.

Let's get back to the John Clay Wolf Show,

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and check out the podcast at jcwshow.com.

Now, John Clay Wolf.

Morning, everybody.

Coming at you from Vegas, Nevada, Las Vegas, Nevada,

iHeart Radio Music Festival this weekend.

So we are out here.

We've got JD playing the drums.

Bobbo on the bass guitar.

I can up around seven.

In turn, he's vocal.

You really do that well.

God, you do that well.

Excellent, come here.

Excellent.

Yeah, come back here.

Hey, here's John Clay Wolfry.

Oh, I want some heroin.

No, no, I can do heroin.

I'm on a joke JD, right?

I'm gonna eat Pop Tarts.

Pop Tarts.

Yeah, Blueberry.

Count Chalk and the Pop Tarts.

No, no.

I don't eat them because I'll get too fat for the show and they'll fire me.

Yeah.

From the Guns of Roses.

I shoot them up my arm, baby.

You ever injected a cherry Pop Tart?

No, I never have.

Really good.

Every time you think it's going away, just look over your shoulder, honey.

In my Pop Tart.

What are you singing about in Mr. Brownstone Axl Rose?

Heroin.

Heroin?

Okay.

That's what we call Mr. Heroin.

Mr. Heroin, you can't, you can't buy Mr. Heroin on the street.

Because cop might see you.

Ask Mr. Brownstone.

Oh, I see.

Little code.

Yeah, I get up to about seven.

Then I thought it was all right.

And I got to have more.

Mr. Brownstone won't leave me alone.

He won't leave me alone, baby.

Oh.

Hey, Justin in Oklahoma.

You called in earlier on a bad mushroom trip.

How's it going?

Man, I appreciate you coming to me, Johnny.

These flowers, they're supposed to be small.

They're getting so big right now.

But I got a situation for you if you want to hear it.

All right.

So she, there's a, I'm sitting outside of a barn right now in the back of my F-150 pickup.

And inside of that barn, 50 by 60, there is a 2011 GT 500.

They got beat to hell.

Hell, can I say hell?

Yep, you can say hell.

Beat to hell.

Okay.

Beat to hell by a woman that happens to be sleeping right now five feet from it.

What?

I'm thinking about walking this thing in here on the radio,

waking her up and asking her why she did that.

What do you think?

Did she just do it now or when did this happen?

No, this is last October.

And I've just kind of played it off till now.

Okay.

And this is your wife?

What did she beat your car up with?

Well, like a bat or a shoe.

Oh, a barbell.

Okay.

That's hard.

Barbell.

Did you get it appraised?

The damage?

No.

No, I don't want to.

It's kind of a, I don't know.

It's a long running thing with my head.

I can't do it.

Don't forget I'm on mushrooms right now.

But it's a long running thing.

It's a long running thing.

Do you want to sell it?

Talk to that guy to get it figured out on the price tag.

I don't even want to know it really.

Do you want to sell the car damaged or do you want to keep it?

Oh, god dang it, John.

Let's talk about this later.

I'm walking in right now to her.

Okay.

What do you think?

Tell her.

I think, do you ready?

I think she owes you one.

I will agree.

Let's see if she does.

Here we go.

Baby.

I got JCW on the phone.

He wants to talk to you.

He wants to know.

Hey, come on.

It's all right.

Get your hands off your face.

Get up.

Load up.

He wants to know.

Hold on.

Just say something to him.

Why do you put a barbell through the windshield here?

You ask him.

Baby, are you there?

Hey, did you really throw a barbell through his windshield on his Mustang?

Well, you should have seen what he did.

Horse shit.

Shoot.

What did he do?

Sorry, Bobo.

It's all right.

What did I do?

Baby, this is the conversation.

Come on.

Wake up.

We're live on the air.

You're a national coast to coast.

National coast to coast.

Hey, baby.

Yeah, we're all mushroomed up.

You be quiet for a minute.

Let me talk to her.

Mushroom head.

Hey, I don't know.

This isn't going good.

No.

Well, baby, talk to us or is she all sold up?

Hey, what did he do for you to bust his car?

What did he do?

Oh, Giselle.

What?

I fell.

What the hell?

Baby, this is JCW on the phone.

All right.

Thank you all.

I don't know what to do here.

I'm in a loss.

We've got drug people from Oklahoma that are beating up their Mustangs.

But they've got money, right?

Because they've got a GT500 from Oklahoma.

They've got a GT500, and they just leave it in a barn.

This is why you shouldn't leave your kids any money.

This is what they do.

What happens?

I mean, I'm just envisioning this scene right now at that place.

Speech and pediment, Terrence.

Good morning.

Are you, it says you want to start a band with your Yamaha keyboard?

Oh.

And the girl was getting rid of the keyboard.

She said, you want it?

I guess it works.

Yeah, it's great.

I just don't room for it.

So I don't room for it now.

Yeah, I'm here.

Well, I like to make sure you call me Bob, right?

I'm starting to wonder if I'm on my shirt.

Oh, boy, let's do comedy and stuff.

Crab in Southern California.

What you got, bud?

Good morning.

Hey, you're doing fine, John.

Comedy, content, and everything is spot on, dude.

You need a Bloody Mary with a big, fat, raw oyster in it.

And the...

God, I'm going to puke.

And the revs and stuff.

Yeah.

Hey, who are you?

Turley, welcome back.

Who do you think has more money?

You or Sammy Hagar?

He's got like 20-some years on you, but...

Sammy Hagar.

I can answer that quickly.

He sold his tequila company for like $75 million.

Yeah, Sammy Hagar.

Even if Sammy Hagar was strung out on drugs

and broke before the sale of that, he's good.

Yeah.

But I don't think he is drunk or strung out on drugs,

but he's actually a pretty good business guy.

I listened to an interview with him on Howard Stern

about Donald, about 10 years ago,

and it was really, really, really good.

Sammy Hagar.

That's one of the best concerts I've ever seen,

me and my wife.

But thank you, John, for...

Thank you.

Joe in Los Angeles.

How much time we got, Turley?

We can break here.

I'll write it for this caller.

Okay, Joe, you've got a crazy build

on an exotic mopar.

Are you still there?

You've been on hold for a long time.

Yes, sir.

No, I definitely wanted to talk to you guys

after seeing the video about builds in ROI.

Yeah.

I'll cut right to it.

Yeah, I got a 1967 Dodge Charger,

one-of-one right-hand drive

that's been imported back from Australia.

And currently disassembled here in Los Angeles,

we're getting ready to basically do a restoration.

And I'm just trying to figure out

with something that this rare and this paper worked up,

you know, is it worth me modernizing

some of the components of this car?

No, I'll tell you why.

Completely stocked.

I'll tell you, you called the right guy.

So I'm not beating on your car, but it is ugly.

Because it's the wrong body style,

right?

They switched it two years later,

one year later.

Do you remember?

I forgot.

One.

Okay, so the Dukes of Hazard look

started the next year.

This year has that fast back,

sloped back.

I mean, it's fine, but it's not pretty, right?

It's not like a,

it's not like the B-Body Charger this badass.

So let's call it what it is.

It's an ugly son of a bitch.

And you're going for rarity and paperwork

and right-hand drive oddities.

You need to stay original as you can.

Just all original.

That's what you're doing.

You're going to take a chunk of ugly

that's a documented and sell it to somebody

as an antique special thing that's ugly too.

Like the uglier the better is what I'm trying to say.

And if you make it cool and put in good

componentry and spend all that money,

it's not going to be worth.

It's not, it's not the car.

People pick the wrong cars to rest on.

All the parts, the Wilwood brakes,

and the TMI seats, and the whatever

Hellcat motor and all the good stuff

that we put in these cars.

The most important part is to pick the,

on the values is to pick the right body to put it in.

Like we looked at Ford Torino the other day.

This guy had, I don't know, 180,000 this thing.

And we offered him 70 for it.

And he was, he butt hurt.

And I was like, if it had been a Chevelle

or a 68 Charger or a, you know, some good body,

then it'd be fine.

Turley, do you remember that car?

The, it was a Torino is black and it was in Dallas.

And we actually probably need to check on that guy

and see what he's done with it.

Because I can tell you nobody's bought it

because it's a Torino.

Nobody cares.

Right.

And you know what we did screw up on

Turley is not buying that wrecked Mustang

rest up mod that had a tree fall on it.

Yeah.

That was dumb.

You were, you were being,

you were being scaredy cat on that one.

Okay.

You were, you were.

I was telling you a little spy, a spy, a spy, a spy.

And, I mean, the parts were worth it.

Why'd you do that, Turley?

God.

I'm not talking to your drunk uncle.

Why'd you do that?

You did that.

Why'd you do that?

And then I called you back.

Why'd you buy it?

He's like, oh, we're trying.

We're trying to get him.

It's already gone.

Parts were worth it.

God, he's doing me.

I know.

I know, right?

Hey.

All right.

Hey, Turley, Turley.

Stop being such a bitch.

Don't worry about it, Chuck.

I'm just talking to you.

Joe in Los Angeles, thanks for calling,

but I hope that helped.

My name's John Clay Wolfe,

my car's a reader from Eric's Best Car Bar.

Give me the Vin, VinNumber.com.

Bye.

And now back to the John Clay Wolfe Show.

Presented by GiveMeTheVin.com.

Find your way back, Jefferson Starship.

Love it.

Morning, everybody.

Final round of Supercross is in Vegas today.

Dave, what, uh, where are they playing that?

Where are they playing that?

Where are they?

Where's that race?

Which center?

At the what?

At the, where the Raiders play?

No, the drag strip.

It's outside the town there.

It's where they run the drags at.

Drag strip track.

Oh, I know what you're talking about.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What time is it?

Final round, dude.

You got to go and sit.

You know, I was going to pull it up,

but I think it's going to be later on this afternoon,

but it's a championship.

I don't know.

You know, you don't talk enough about dirt bike racing.

That's where real men, you know,

they, the men with balls,

not men with play with balls, but um,

and what they do is they take all the Supercross races,

the indoor stuff,

and they may have the outdoors and just finished up

and they combined all the points

and this tonight's going to be here.

Today's going to be the championship

in the 250 and 450 class.

Oh, Eli Tomac, danger board deacon.

Oh, the boys are out there racing today.

Thank you for calling.

Check it in.

You could also buy some real good speed out there.

Yeah.

Oh, the major boys are out there.

The major dudes.

Dave Matthews back tracks cut one.

Let's do it.

So we're playing two Dave Matthews songs.

We're running them backwards

and you're guessing what the name of the two songs are.

Remember two things, right?

800-800-7234 is the call and number.

Yes, we're live.

And the first person to guess the right

the names of these two songs

wins a Dave Matthews box set

or something from born late records.

And you can also go to the JCW show website

and pick out a t-shirt from us.

I think we've got four or five different ones to choose from

and we'll give you one cut to.

That's easy cut.

But I'm going to Dave Matthews.

I'm a Dave Matthews dork.

So I'm not.

Charlie helped me out with these.

But I've been listening to Dave Matthews

straight for three days, John.

Like I have educated myself on Dave Matthews.

I had no idea.

They're good.

Yeah, they're really, really good.

They're spring steam good, man.

Under the table and dreaming.

That's a really good album.

I mean, like every single track.

Cut one.

Cut two.

God, if you know Dave Matthews at all,

they just jump right off the page at you.

But people that don't probably don't know what that is.

The cut one, I'm trying to remember.

I know the song, but I'm trying to remember the name of it.

Hit it again, wait, Charlie.

Definitely know the song.

I just can't remember the name of it.

800-800-7234-800-800 radio.

What brought that up, Bob?

Why did you dip off into Dave Matthews this week?

I just found a day in rock history

that I thought was interesting.

I knew they came out of nowhere, like in a flash.

I didn't realize that they, I mean,

they had the live EP that you were talking about.

But their first studio album, when they got signed

and did a big time nationwide album on a record label,

that Under the Table and Dreaming that they did.

And like you said, just virtually every song on it

was played either on mainstream pop radio

or on back then alternative rock had their own charts

and they were all over that.

And it's just, they got so big, so fast

that I almost kind of dismissed them.

Yeah.

Kind of like Nirvana in the night before they,

before they finally convinced us all.

And I just, I was in country radio for a long time

in classic rock radio and I was a little bit

unaware of Dave Matthews.

But I finally, I think I caught up this week.

It's great stuff.

So there you go.

We'll do it one more time.

So call in 800-800-7234-800-800 radio

and tell us the name of these two songs.

You'll win the stuff.

Cut one.

Cut two.

And there you go.

JD, you have some stories with Asian voices.

Pop, pop.

Love this story.

It's a viral video we found on Instagram.

It's a cooking show.

Okay, so put yourself in the position.

Here's, they're just trying to figure out

what this chef is saying.

See if you can translate this one phrase.

They're trying to decide what this chef is saying.

They're talking about how a steak is cooked.

Cut five.

Okay.

Put the medium well on one side.

We have four medium well.

Four medium well.

Wait, what do you say medium rare or medium well?

Medium well.

I just have no idea.

What'd he say?

Medium rare, right?

Wait, hold on.

Let's listen again.

What'd he say?

Put the medium well on one side.

We have four medium well.

Four medium well.

Wait, what do you say?

Medium rare or medium well?

Medium well.

What will people guess first, that,

or with this backtrack?

You get a box of rice if you guess the Asian thing.

Right.

Now, it's funny.

It's funny.

You have that story because I dug this.

I saw this on Instagram and had to share it.

Somebody took a vocals only track.

Isolated.

Steve Perry recorded a live show in 1982 of one of the big journey songs.

Who's crying now?

Cup 4.1.

So it's isolated.

Yeah.

Got you.

Only so many tears you can cry to the light.

And so I added the music back in at the end.

Now, he's not Asian, of course, Steve Perry,

but his replacement in the band from the Philippines are now Pineda.

Pineda.

Sounds almost identical on the same song done 27 years later in 2009.

This is Cup 4.2.

I mean, it's amazing.

Hard to tell the difference.

I know.

Yeah.

So clean.

I mean, at the same age.

Same sneakers.

Same sneakers?

Yeah.

Let's hear him hit that note.

Wait, listen to this right here.

That's so similar.

And that's what we love about music and Asian people.

What's the name of that song?

Who's crying now?

No, no, no.

The one that the western country funny one.

That is Tsukiaki.

The artist's name was Q Sakamoto.

Yeah, but what's the real name of that?

I know that.

That is the real name.

That's from a western.

I don't know.

But the name of the song is Tsukiaki.

It was popular here in the late 60s

when a lot of veterans were coming home from Vietnam.

And it was played over there, you know,

right?

Good morning, Vietnam guy, Armed Forces Radio.

They played.

And they came back and asked Ward on American radio,

became a top stand hit.

Tsukiaki.

Hey, we're going to lose a couple people right now

at the flip because time zone changes.

So go to JCWShow.com.

Click the button.

It'll take you to our YouTube feed.

And you can watch us in here or just click

the audio only button and it will stream the audio.

So when we get back,

we're going to figure out what these back tracks on Dave Matthews

were.

We'll be right back in three minutes.

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios,

it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

The Beasties.

Good morning, everybody.

So we left with Dave Matthews.

Back tracks.

I want to play those two clips real quick.

We've got a bunch of people on hold guessing who it is.

Or the name of these two songs.

Cut one.

Cut two.

Katie in California.

What you got?

I'm going with marching ants and crashing to me.

No, ma'am.

All right.

That is not right.

John in Kansas.

Yeah, I'm going to go with ants, marching and satellite.

Bob, that's wrong, isn't it?

Ride on number two.

Two is right.

Ride on number two.

Right, correct, correct.

But the first one's not an ant.

I love satellite.

Robert in Kansas.

We've got two Kansas Dave Matthews fans.

You there?

Robert, Kansas.

Yeah.

Hello.

Yeah, sorry.

Let's do satellite and...

You said ants marching.

So you can't change.

Oh, crashing to me.

No, that's wrong.

What's wrong?

Chandler in Jackson, Mississippi.

I'm going to go with tripping billies and number 41.

Incorrect.

Nope.

Feisty, Mississippi.

Hit the release and satellite.

There you go, baby.

I'm here, I'm here.

Oh, that's my favorite tripping bill in the world is Feisty.

Hello, Feisty.

Suck.

I was almost as confused as John's hair.

Hey, get her one of those rattlesnake seven-year T-shirts.

Pre-K, that's what she'd like.

I already know what she'd like.

I got a couple of Dave Matthews CDs for you from born late records too, darling.

Yay, yay.

Thank you, Feisty.

We'll see you soon.

800-800-7234-800-800 radio.

Earl, you've got a Boss 302 with 14,000 miles on it.

Yeah, 1380 something like that.

Mostly lady driven.

Lady driven.

That doesn't really help things.

Ladies are good drivers.

Well, mine is.

All right.

14,000 miles, and you want 50 grand for it?

I think it's worth, I think it's worth.

I think, I think maybe I'm wrong.

It's not a Laguna Seca, is it?

Is it a Laguna Seca?

No, it's not a Laguna Seca, but it's, I didn't know how much you knew about them.

But this car, it was the only tri-coat.

You know, they built them two years.

12 is like the 69, and then the 13 is like the 70.

So four years total.

But anyway, the only car they put on a tri-coat on it was the Yellow Blaze.

And so the Yellow Blaze disappeared when you could buy, when you could order them,

because the tsunami hit the plant in Japan with it in the pavement.

And so there's only 200 of them.

It's got low miles.

It's a one owner.

I've got all the documentation of window stickers, all the stuff that came with it.

It does have all the options of a Laguna Seca other than the front splitter

and the back seat delete is the only two things it didn't have that the Laguna Seca had.

So it's probably more rare than most of your Laguna Seca.

Okay.

I'm looking at some comps and I'll tell you what I see.

Most of these are from last summer.

27,000 miles sold 28-5.

35,000 miles sold 30,006.

43,000 miles sold 24.

43,000 miles sold 28.

You got 14,000 miles.

This car is going to be 35 grand, 33 grand.

Yeah.

Well, if you could find one with that mileage comparable in the same color,

then you might be able to see.

But the color, I mean, you're looking for $20,000 over market for yellow.

And I don't see it.

I just don't see it.

Right.

We all got our own opinions.

I appreciate it.

I just want to talk to you and see what you thought.

Thank you, Earl.

Tennessee, Earl.

Um, speech impediment, Terrence.

You have a car for sale?

Yes.

I like that.

You're about the screen.

Cornets.

It's like the car works.

It's a green corner with a little like the windows.

They roll up and down.

And they got like metal round, like a little round.

Do you know what I'm talking about?

I do.

I like to ask you how much do you think it is?

So I think that's called a B-body.

So what year model is it?

69?

It was about 66.

No, that's a different body style.

It's not Duke's or Hazard then.

Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.

It was Flahery's mother.

She had that.

She said, I sell for $800.

Okay, I'll buy it.

Yeah, all right, I'll buy it.

Money in the bank for when you're ready to take it out.

We took it out.

I bought for $800.

We went to Renzi Park.

And, you know, I was good.

Pre-K, get with Terrence and y'all figure this car deal out.

Terrence, thank you, sir.

I think he's talking about one he bought a long time ago.

It sounds like John Mayby.

I mean, I don't know.

I don't know how you got a car out of that.

Well, he said the windows go up and down.

It sounded like he was talking about a toy for a second.

No, he's just talking about the

aluminum trim around the windows.

I mean, I don't know what the hell he's saying.

Are you still that high and drunk, John,

that you can figure out what Terrence is saying?

I think.

It helps, man.

It helps.

Being in Vegas, you can understand him now.

Right.

I can't, so what's going on?

What time does T.C. S.M.U. kick?

If that is, has that been?

11 o'clock.

It's already kicked off central time zone.

Just got underway.

I'll give you an update here shortly.

No score.

Um, okay.

How much time?

You got three minutes.

Oh, oh, Tiger Woods mother.

How is Tiger doing?

Oh, John.

It's Tiger Woods.

There he is.

She, you hear me?

Yes.

Tiger doing very, very, very feral.

He broke his ankle.

He broke his ankle?

Yeah.

Did you know that?

It may not break and may be sprained.

May be sprained.

A little bit sprained could be a broken.

Could be broken.

Oh.

Whoa.

Very dangerous.

For this he eat Tylenol.

Tylenol.

Oh.

Tylenol.

Oral and juice.

And orange juice.

Tylenol.

Oral and juice.

Orange juice.

Make anchor better.

Oh.

Make ankle all better.

Make happy tiger.

Be tiger.

Oh.

Okay.

You look confused.

I'm very confused.

Why are you confused, Eddie Lyon?

I don't know how we got to the.

Eddie Lyon.

Eddie Lyon, I know, right?

I don't know how we got to the Tiger Woods.

Please know your, your plopony.

No, it's JD Ryan.

He's what I said, JD Ryan.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, that's right.

JD Ryan.

I didn't want to bring that up.

Not a big family, Lyons.

I have a medium-sized family.

Oh.

Yeah, the Lyons.

Oh.

Hey, Tiger Woods Bob.

Very good.

I just texted Jimmy Kimmel's old agent.

He's a friend of mine.

And I asked him to call in.

I said, call him to the show.

I want to talk to you.

And he wrote, what's the number?

And then he wrote, he said,

it's not about Kimmel, is it?

I'm like, well, of course it is.

I mean, why would, that's pretty hot news.

No, you got to lie to a retort like that

if you want him on the show.

Hell no.

We just heard he likes to fish.

ABC News and Disney, of course,

announced on Thursday, Thursday night,

that they basically pulled Jimmy off for a while.

They didn't do it.

ABC, the local affiliates that owned the company

decided that he's off.

Let's see here.

So he said, he made a comment about, of course,

this suspect of the murdered Charlie Kirk.

Everybody didn't like that.

Some of the other comedians, though,

have spoken up, both Stephen Colbert

and Jimmy Fallon have made comments.

And these are kind of a little more lighthearted

than the topic.

Cut number one.

Jimmy Kimmel was suspended by ABC

after pressure from the FCC, leaving everyone thinking WTF.

After threats from Trump's FCC chair,

ABC yanked Kimmel off the air indefinitely.

That is blatant censorship.

I don't know what's going on, and no one does.

But I do know Jimmy Kimmel.

And he's a decent, funny, and loving guy,

and I hope he comes back.

Yeah, that's a crazy deal.

But you know, it's true.

They didn't really, the government didn't do this.

It was a little bit contrived, you have to admit.

Somebody's got to teach these people how to do things.

You know what I'm talking about behind closed doors.

So the FCC guy goes on TV and says,

we can do this the easy way.

Or we can do this the hard way.

That's like saying, I really like your liquor store,

Mr. Williams, I hope nothing happens to it.

It was the ABC Disney people that,

of course, people are now dropping their Disney plus

and all that stuff.

Business.

It's business.

And again, Kimmel's numbers have been down, down, down.

They warned him, man.

They warned him, and they warned him, and they warned him.

And they actually offered him to come back on

and make an apology.

And he said, no, in fact, I'm going to double down.

That's when Bob Iger of Disney said, nope, sorry.

Well, they offered him the opportunity to come out

and apologize.

And he didn't.

But to apologize, get a showback or just apologize?

Apologize and donate money to Turning Bridge.

See, I read hard on that story, and I was like,

I don't see an offer to get the show back.

Well, he'd have to have it back to be able to get

on the air and apologize.

Yeah, that's been announced, actually,

by reliable sources, definitely.

I think this, okay, never mind.

No, it has been.

But I mean, I can't find it anything that I'm looking at,

but I think it may be ahead of my curve,

because I've been busy for 48 hours.

His numbers have been down a long time.

I think they took this route.

Numbers don't make a damn in late night, and you know that.

Money doesn't make a damn in late night?

These days, because nobody's watching anyway.

They're watching the stream later in the day.

Oh, yeah, they're going to watch.

He's going to be on YouTube.

He'll be fine.

Oh, he'll be fine.

He's going to make money on YouTube.

He's making 17 million.

Dude, he's got money.

I think the guy wanted to retire.

I mean, I've talked to Crowell about this quite a bit.

Really?

And I don't.

He bought a fishing lodge up in Idaho.

Yeah, he's got cash.

Kimmel did.

He's worried about it.

I just don't think.

We'll see, but.

It's the WTF money, you know?

I don't care, whatever.

I'm going to, I can get a platform on YouTube,

because everybody's going there anyway.

Sure.

So, hey, I don't know if he wants a platform.

If he wants, some of those people,

they just like to be on TV or something.

They've been the perfect out for him.

I hope that calls in,

but I don't think he will.

I doubt it.

Kimmel's got a very almost Mr. Rogers approach to it.

It's almost like he's, he's,

he's like Jimmy Carter.

He's almost like too nice for a job like that, you know?

We'll be back in a minute.

Lightning rounds next, 800-800-7234-800-800.

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John, lightning round.

Did we lose John?

You there, John?

Yep.

Lightning round time.

Oh, sorry.

Eric at San Diego, 72-bug.

It's got 900 miles of needs to paint in a wiring harness.

Yeah, I went out and looked at the odometer

and it's 97,421.

So I'm sorry about that.

I tried correcting that, but no one was answering the phone.

Where'd you get it?

I know that makes a big, I beg your pardon.

Where did you buy the car?

In San Diego.

How long ago?

About 10 years ago, 15 years ago.

It's not my daily driver.

So it's mostly, and it's a project car and I have a better car, so I haven't been driving it.

I just kind of, you know, I don't have the desire to work on it anymore.

So I'm trying to get rid of it.

Does it run?

Yeah, it's got, it holds butt, but it's the wiring harness.

I had a bug friend work on it and so it runs.

Okay, so like right now, if you go start it up, can you drive it to our office in Anaheim

or in San Diego?

We've got one on Oceanside.

Yeah.

Okay, it will run.

So, um, I might buy it for two grand.

I mean, that's all it's worth, but it, if it runs and it's not wrecked,

might be able to sell it for a little bit more to somebody, huh?

They, people love it.

Every time I drive it, people always ask, what year is that?

What year is that?

I mean, it's a popular little car.

Every time, I mean literally every time I drive it to the gas station,

someone asks me what year it's a popular little car.

I just, I'm too old to be, if I was younger, man, I'd baha it out or something

because it holds butt.

All right.

Go to givemethevend.com and load it up.

I might buy it.

I probably will.

The thing of it is, is I don't have enough numbers on the VIN number that you guys,

it doesn't hook up in your computer.

Then just go to GMTV garage, go to GMTV garage and click email John.

There's a button right there on the front page.

Email John and send it straight to me.

But I need pictures.

That's what I really need.

And if you can take, if you take a video, then take a video real quick of

like under 60 seconds and just walk around and tell me what I'm looking at.

Shoot me the video of it and I'll get right back with you.

Thank you.

All right.

Thanks.

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I live in LA now, which means I drive around all the time

and I love driving because it means I get to listen to radio

and by far my favorite thing to listen to the radio is Latin radio

because those dudes are having the best time of anybody.

It's like,

All right, let's take the color and first color, you are the heir.

Okay, we got a baby on the phone.

Okay, he's asking, where are his baby sunglasses?

First color to correctly identify where the baby sunglasses are,

we'll get the grand prize of an old pair of pajamas.

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College football Saturday, it is amongst us.

Terri, I don't know if you got a TCU SMU update.

I do know it.

Yes, TCU is up seven to three with three minutes left

in the first quarter.

And tech is up.

Seven nothing with five minutes left in the first quarter.

I'm winning that bet.

I'm winning both of them.

You might get two there.

Yep, finally.

Um, football picks, pro.

What do we got?

Well, there's just only one.

We already, we can only do so much, John here.

I mean, you're in Vegas and you're just wanting to spend

all this money.

That's all you're about right now.

Just gambling.

Gambling.

What do you mean there's only one NFL game?

One that's worthwhile.

Okay.

It's the Ravens game.

I'm trying to pull up my stuff here.

You're really playing.

Hold on a second.

Come on.

Oh, wow.

El Señor Tien y Los Dineros.

All right.

So Lions versus Ravens.

John wants his money.

Monday night, Baltimore is favored by four and a half.

I couldn't remember what the spread was.

That's what I was trying to find.

So four and a half Ravens favored.

Run the ball.

Baltimore likes to run the ball.

Of course, the Lions like to throw.

I know you have a favorite here, John,

because you know somebody on the Lions.

I know a guy that I've talked to on the phone a lot.

I've never met him in person, my neighbor.

And he's the father of the head coach of the Lions.

But I'm not an idiot.

And I do want to start winning back this $225

that I'm indebted to you for.

So I'm going to take the Ravens.

With the spread, four and a half.

Yep.

All right, John, we have to move the line.

OK.

Do you think the Ravens will win by six and a half?

Yes.

All right.

Take that, John.

He's been obsessed, John, with this Hispanic radio.

All morning.

All morning long.

I mean, we should have.

Where's our, what's his name?

Juan?

Juan Solo.

From Star Wars.

Yeah.

Where's he at?

Donde esta, Sr. Starfighter.

Juan.

Juan, were you a radio announcer before you got into the movies?

Yes, I have done this many times.

You probably know how to hear me.

I do this back in Arizona.

Arizona.

Yes.

Hmm.

I could not get a license.

Say?

No license.

Because.

I was, how do you say?

How do you say?

Undocumented.

Oh, undocumented.

And this is OK many how, let's say, but no, no.

At the, what do you say, the station with the, they have the house and the boots

and the horses and the.

Cowboy.

The country.

Country.

Not OK with country.

I cannot say incorrectly because I have done this before.

OK.

The country station.

Thank you.

Gotcha.

Gracias.

Got it.

This is once I said it incorrectly.

That's how you get kicked off the country radio station.

Let me tell you how I said it.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

I could spell it for you.

No, no, no, no.

OK.

Don't.

Anyway.

Jay, see, Jay's, Jay's seen your wolf.

I have done the radio.

He's done radio.

For a time or two.

Country radio.

Yeah.

How is the Mexican Star Wars coming along?

Y'all have been at this a while and I haven't seen it yet.

It was, it seems like an hour, a very long time boot.

What has happened is these sequels, they have it.

We are nearly caught up to it.

Did you know there are nine episodes?

In the real world.

Oh.

In Georgia, look at where?

Yeah, of course.

So we are now working on Ocho.

Number eight.

See.

OK.

I say, I pistol the Ocho.

This is the one in the middle where literally, and don't,

please don't say this in front of anyone from my proto-sync company.

OK.

Because they will be worried.

What's the word?

Just to say mad.

They're mad.

They will be mad.

They will be mad if we say this.

So it sucks.

It's no, nothing happened.

For three and three quarters of an hour.

It's a long time.

Yes.

And we have a huge budget for this.

We bought 40 new robots.

40 new robots.

See.

Yeah.

At the best buy.

On the corner of La Siena, Daniel Sable,

on the clearance.

Didn't know they sold them.

Clearance robots.

Yeah.

They were 94 percent off.

Damn.

For $12,000.

We bought four truckloads of these robots,

which will make up to be the,

do you remember the C3PO?

Yes.

We have 900 of them.

Oh, geez.

Yes.

And I walk and talk and come to you.

And the answer of your success is,

you know, you know, Micah Blanchak.

OK.

That's what they say.

See.

It's just no bueno.

And the hookers.

The hookers.

Oh.

The hookers.

OK.

From the Alpinga, there is take a quarter

lahara.

Very expensive hookers.

Also drastically on sale.

Didn't know.

Oh, cheap hookers.

OK.

See.

No.

14,000 hookers.

Wow.

Shame.

That's a lot of work.

I've now taken residents at our studio home.

14,000.

At the corner of La Siena and Ninth Street.

So the robots and the hookers.

They don't like live together very well.

OK.

No.

Because the hookers.

Yes, hookers.

Need to love.

Then you love.

And the robots.

They don't.

Hate women.

They hate women.

I did not know.

See.

And the hookers are the storm troopers

for the movie.

And they all are armed to the teeth.

Oh, to the teeth.

To the teeth.

Everything.

There is not a single appliance in their home.

That is not as fixed with a 12 gauge of Pampa.

It's not funny.

It's a little funny.

I love you.

This is a little racist.

The way you laugh at our hookers.

But I understand it's funny.

Thank you all.

Thank you all so much.

Wow.

Can't wait for the movie to come out.

Hookers versus robots.

Mandy Ford's movie to you soon.

Right.

Damn.

That was a long way to get to the punch lines.

But it was pretty good at the end.

That's what they did.

The payoff was there.

Hookers versus robots in Mexico or in the desert.

Can't wait.

All right.

What else we got in the news, JD Ryan?

Well, we have a, you can't be a drunk raccoon all day

if you don't start first thing in the morning.

You have fermented peaches in a dumpster

from a Kentucky moonshine distillery.

You ended up getting a little baby raccoon drunk.

We got to wrap it up.

Can we hear this audio next?

Oh, we can hear the audio next.

You will not believe what this drunk raccoon does

and says when we come back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show.

John Clay Wolf is in Las Vegas, baby.

So we'll be right back.

Don't go away.

He's jamming to this song.

Yeah, baby.

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show presented by GiveMeTheVin.com.

Give me the Vin.com toll free, 1-800-800-RADIO.

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

We've got a new video coming up,

posting on our YouTube channel in 15 minutes.

12 o'clock on Saturdays is when we launch them.

I think starting to get some traction finally

after two and a half years of working at it.

Jesus Christ.

I don't know if y'all have noticed.

Yes, I have noticed the numbers.

Those videos he's putting out are finally getting

some real traction.

Yeah.

But God, that's a thing.

Real numbers.

Yeah, we had one.

We got one that's fixing to hit a million on a long form.

It's like 150,000 hours of watch time or something.

That's good.

But God, that's a pain.

I mean, getting there and figuring out them, yeah.

It takes a lot of those folks like Mr. Beast.

It took him a long time.

I mean, just doesn't happen overnight.

No, it doesn't.

I mean, I was just about ready to throw in the towel

because you're doing this.

Like, why am I wasting my time doing this?

This is ridiculous for 2,000 people to look at it.

But now he's like, oh, now it's kind of motivating.

I'm like, wow, how far can we take it?

People from Maine find you at the casino all of a sudden.

Yep, exactly.

800-800-7234-800-800-Radio.

Let's do Jeopardy.

Oh.

Well, we never paid off on the raccoon.

Oh yeah, go ahead, go ahead.

Really, really quick.

Fermented peaches were found in the dumpster

of this Kentucky moonshine distillery

and got a baby raccoon drunk.

Fortunately, there was a nurse handy

to give the little raccoon CPR cut seven.

So our health department is right beside of Kentucky Miss Moonshine.

They had put some fermented peaches in their dumpster.

And I guess the two baby raccoons had gone into the dumpster

and they were stuck.

Everybody that was around was like, it's dead.

I mean, it's just not going to make it.

Immediately, I just started doing CPR on it.

I was tickled to death that it was able to join its mom again.

That poor little raccoon.

I hope it stays out of the dumpster.

Hi, baby.

Oh, stay out of the dumpster.

All right.

Imagine dating that girl.

No.

Good lord.

I'd rather talk to Terrence to speech impediments.

Seriously, seriously.

Have that voice.

Do we have Jeopardy?

It's time.

Where's our host for Jeopardy?

He's coming in here.

Oh, there's the Bobo the host.

Well, it must be time to test the pop culture IQ

of our own John Clay Wolf Show crew.

There he is all the way across the next time zone over.

John Clay Wolf, everybody.

Have you got something you want to say over there?

I can't see, but I can hear you.

J.D. Ryan's.

Let's go.

J.D. Ryan's man on my left over there.

We've got DJ Precake competing from inside the Tech Center

here at the W6 Ryan Studios.

Y'all want to hear your categories?

Yes, sir.

Here we go.

Category one, dynamic duos on film, famous movie partnerships,

and category two, connect the letters.

Fun with obscure acronyms.

This ought to be weird.

Quick programming notes.

Some answers will require more than one correct response,

meaning players may end up sharing points

rather than having to steal them.

John.

Who could that mean that?

Y'all ready to play to everybody?

Yep.

Here we go.

Category one, question one.

Among a fairly large ensemble cast,

the original Star Wars prominently featured actors

Anthony Daniels and Kenny Baker

in the roles of these two droids

who featured quite prominently in the plot, sir.

Ding, ding, ding.

Who is art?

Go ahead.

Precake.

Okay, you got it.

Who is C3PPO?

What?

C3PO?

And R2D2.

That's correct.

Took me a second.

That's correct.

Question two.

Bert Reynolds co-starred in a total of seven films

with this portly comedic actor.

Ding, ding, ding.

To his dumb deliwies.

That's correct.

Love him in all those movies.

Nice, all those movies.

Question three.

Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson

had a blockbuster hit with white men can't jump.

Not the case at all with this film,

which was their last movie together

and a certified flop.

No clue.

You don't know?

The one after white men can't jump?

No.

It was bad.

Correct answer is what is Money Train.

Money Train.

I didn't see it either.

I just heard about it.

In the category two we go.

In determining a target's location and movement,

technicians use radio detection and ranging

represented by this acronym.

Ding, ding, ding.

Precake.

What is radar?

That's correct.

Ding, ding, ding.

Oh, his own phara.

I guess he is.

Question two.

Before being acquired by General Motors Corporation,

the GMC on GMC trucks could have stood

for their previous manufacturer's name.

Huh.

You all don't know this?

No, I should.

Got 30 seconds to repeat it.

You're not GM guys?

Repeat it again?

Correct answer is what is Grubowski Motor Company?

GMC bought Grubowski.

Back in 1902.

No idea.

Okay.

One more.

Question three.

If a co-worker unexpectedly shared some very personal information,

you might call on an example of FMTYEWTK,

which stands for this.

FM.

FMTYEWTK.

I've never seen it either.

They say it's prominent in internet culture.

Correct answer is what is far more than you ever wanted to know?

New to me too.

And I got a bonus round question in category one.

Clint Eastwood notably did a total of six films with this actress

who happened to be his living domestic partner from 75 until 1988.

Pretty little blonde gal.

I can see your face.

I just don't know.

How about Josie Wales?

Yep.

Sudden impact.

Bronco Billy.

You all know any of these?

I can see your face.

Every which way but loose?

Every which way but loose.

Where she sings and plays a guitar?

I saw her.

Correct answer is who is Sundra Luck?

Sundra Luck.

I'm still kind of in love with her.

This is the lowest scoring game ever.

Pre-K is winning two to one.

Yeah.

Well that's just the way to go.

Back to acronyms in category two for double Jeopardy points.

Ding ding ding.

What is TUNB?

In a certain kind of retail store,

on a certain kind of small box that's too heavy for its size,

you might find the acronym FMJ, which means this.

T-M-J.

Yes, not that.

FMJ.

How do you spell this sucks?

FMJ.

You don't know this one?

I do not.

Correct answer is what is Full Metal Jacket?

Damn, almost known.

Full Metal Jacket.

Almost missed that term.

That's kind of ammunition, don't you know?

Yes.

Time.

Back in Sidekicks.

Two minutes.

Animated Blockbuster Monsters, Inc.

Feature the exploits of working-class monsters,

James Sully Sullivan and one-eyed Mike Wazowski,

voiced by these two award-winning actors.

I know one of them.

Y'all ain't no no Monsters, Inc.

20 seconds.

Well, who's...

Ding ding ding.

Who is John Goodman and somebody else will give the other one.

El Sucko.

No.

That's a point to Jenny Ryan, right?

Oh, we're going to give them a point, all right.

Who are John Goodman and Billy Crystal?

Billy Crystal.

That's probably the last cartoon I watched.

My kids love that show.

All right, we're going to lose everybody in the

Central Mountain Time Zone.

Hold on there, cowboy.

We got a winner, and I think it's DJ Dreekay.

Two to one to one.

And we're tied for a steal of neither.

Mike, how much time?

Got one minute, 45 seconds.

Oh, I thought you said 20 seconds.

Okay, I'm sorry.

I don't know, I don't know.

Oh, I thought we were out.

That's what I was trying to push.

He said, stop, stop, get off the train.

I got hate mail from Matthew Dogey in Falls Church, Virginia.

What?

About one solo.

No.

Hate mail.

He didn't like it.

Can we lose a listener?

Yep.

I don't know.

Yeah.

What's his name?

Matthew Docti?

Docti?

It doesn't matter.

Um, okay, football.

We've got the picks in.

I'm going to go to the sports book and watch the games today,

which is awesome.

I'm excited about that.

Next week, all or some of us, I believe,

are going to be at the Good Guys car show

in Dallas, Fort Worth at Texas Motor Speedway.

And remember, log in to our YouTube channel.

We're fixing a roll of video out.

And it's at the Talladega Museum.

And there's a whole story there.

It's pretty interesting.

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