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Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented
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by GiveMeTheVin.com.
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Now, John Clay Wolf.
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Good morning, everybody.
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Good morning, Vietnam.
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Saab bought a house from a lady.
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My dear friend from kindergarten, first guy that ever spent the night at my house
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and we're in third grade.
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He actually crapped himself and when my mom put his pants in a bag and took him back home,
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so he didn't make it overnight.
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It was a great attempt.
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What was his first and last name?
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He'd be laughing if he's listening right now.
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Obviously, it happens to homeless people.
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Just smoked those britches, dude.
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And he's crying and it's like, I was like, man, just wash up and stay.
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I was excited about having an overnight guest.
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Those are good times.
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That's how this story started 50 years ago and how it is currently.
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He calls me, says, Hey man, my stepmom, my old stepmom, her house is going in foreclosure.
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My dad, who divorced her, has a lien on it.
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He gave her a bunch of stuff.
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But at the end, he said, Hey, you're going to give me 250,000 and he put a lien on the
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house that he gave her.
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So this is a while back.
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She never paid it and he starts a foreclosure process.
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House has tons of equity and it's the up at the side of town.
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It's in West overills.
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You know, it's really fancy and foreclosures don't come up in West overhills.
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So he calls me, says, Hey man, this thing's, um, it tried to sell it foreclosure a week
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ago or a month ago.
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She filed bankruptcy the day of the sale.
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So the guy that bought it at the foreclosure sale thought he had it, but the bankruptcy
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that she filed four hours before superseded it, washed the deal and it, it brought
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a 400 grand, 300 grand.
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And like her, the, the foreclosure he had is 250.
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So he would have gotten paid.
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This house of praises for two and a half million.
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So sold for 300 grand.
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So then it went again the next month and nobody bit on it because everybody thought
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she was going to file bankruptcy again.
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So he calls me, says, Hey man, this is a hell of a deal.
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I know you like deals.
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Getting you in on it.
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He said, um, take care of me.
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Take care of your, your buddy, and I'll show you what's going on here.
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So we went to the foreclosure sale and I bought the house, but there were, uh, two of the
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bidders and it brought, uh, over million dollars, but that was still a good deal.
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So it bought, so about the thing, then she, he gets his 250 paid through the
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court and then she gets the equity.
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I call her and I'm like, Hey, hey, darling, um, I don't want to.
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But she also has two other homes.
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The, the, the lady that lives in the house that got foreclosed on has two other homes
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that are pretty, I don't know if they're nice, but they're in a good place.
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Shady Oaks country club condos.
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So I'm like, Hey, I don't want to evict you, you know, but I'm trace poopy pants
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so that you, you've got two other, um, houses to move into and she's talking
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Tell me about how her ex has been tried to kill her and how he was, you know, she
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was fear for a life and I was listening to all this one.
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He warned me about this.
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So I was like, okay.
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Um, I need to speed this up, but at the end of the deal, she was real crazy.
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And then she started calling.
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So I, I called the eviction people.
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I said, just let them handle it.
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I'll go through the process and get her big.
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So you'll never get a title.
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You'll never get a deed.
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You're not getting this.
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I'm like, listen, lady, first of all, I just bought it at the courthouse steps, just like
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everybody else that was standing there.
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If you need to be thanking me, because if I hadn't been there, the house would have
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sold 300,000 dollars less because I'm the one that bid it up 300,000 dollars more
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against another guy.
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But that's not the way she saw it.
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So, um, so she's not going to move out over my dead body, gets an attorney in California.
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He says, she's crazy.
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I said, well, I mean, I don't know, but we're just going to have to go through the eviction
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The house is mustered up where like hadn't been trimmed in a while.
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So I have the great idea.
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I'm like, I'm going to send a yard crew crew.
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And start cleaning it up.
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And I know that'll put a little pressure on her and she won't like that.
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That went way wrong.
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She freaked out and then she called the police and she started yelling at the
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police and freaking out the police and she, the police came over there and the yard people
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are like, what's up?
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And then at the end of the deal, they hauled her ass off to the loony bin.
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That sounds like it went way right.
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Yelling at the cops is always a good idea.
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I think you, I think you planned it out perfectly.
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That kind of worked out.
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That, that's, that was, that was a genius stroke right there.
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Well, but she's got, I think she's got protections now because she's in the loony
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You didn't think about that.
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They're very well should be.
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Why would you get protection?
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Like, you know, you can't go, it's like, if you drive a Chevy Nova and you're a bully,
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you can't go beat up on somebody that can't fight back.
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Not that I drive a Chevy Nova or a bully.
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They're saying that she has to.
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Nobody said anything.
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I'm just assuming that someone in the state's custody for mental health issues, you can't
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go gank their house.
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Oh, there could be a whole section of the disability act all about.
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Well, you know there is.
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But she does have two other houses to go to.
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But I think she's so crazy to let her out.
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If you're crazy, you can't lose your house.
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They won't take it.
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You say it on, well, what's happening?
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No, no, no, didn't say that.
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But she already lost her house when the courts hold it.
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I think you're covered.
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And she already got her money.
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I think you're covered then.
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But it's going to take a while.
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Do I own the house?
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Is that going to change?
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Do I think it's going to get stalled out?
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Because all because of poopy pants.
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Just because he came out and crapped his pants at my house when we were in 3rd
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Dude, you're at the street.
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If anybody I've ever possibly known ever, I mean, you just bought a house.
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But it turned into a poopy pants.
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Go into the Looney Ben story.
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How does that happen?
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Oh, oh, oh, it gets better.
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Oh, there's not more.
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In kindergarten, this is a long course of cause and effect.
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It can't be better than that.
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Cross the street from my ex-wife.
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That would be a benefit.
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And now my daughter's mad at me.
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Because I bought a house across the street from my ex-wife.
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You're not going to live there.
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No, but you know, why are you doing that?
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Why couldn't you have bought a house on a different street?
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Why do you have to be on her street?
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Because this one wasn't foreclosure.
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That is the obvious answer.
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And I made a lot of money.
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And there's not many houses like that going foreclosure.
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But I planned all of this.
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So the crazy lady would get thrown in the crazy house and my ex-wife would be uncomfortable
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because I'm making, I'm clipping the hedges and selling a house across the street from her
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and the cops come over and yank the lady off to the crazy house.
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I did all that on purpose.
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You planned all this?
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It's a master plan.
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Totally makes sense.
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John, I hate to be in an old saw, but your ex-wife is acting a little narcissistic, I think.
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She didn't say anything.
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It was my daughter.
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But she's hearing that from somewhere.
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Yeah, I wouldn't wear it.
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I just thought I'd share a little goofy drama with you.
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Oh and then poops calls.
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Do you call him poops to his face?
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No, but I will now.
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Now he's fine, dude.
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If he was up here right now, he could stand up on stage at the improv and carry 15 minutes.
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The name of poops, yeah.
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the main stage.
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But he's like, hey, what's going on?
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What are we going to do?
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I was like, first of all, what's our deal?
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We had 400,000 over the mark.
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And I've got it on video when we're bidding.
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When I get like 300 grand over where we're supposed to be.
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I looked at poops and said, hey man, deal's off.
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Because he was showing me how to steal it.
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He was kicking back something.
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But we got blasted in the sewer line on that one.
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Way over the mark, over the skis.
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But I think I've already got it sold.
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But I need to get her out of there.
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Well, there you go.
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But I need to get it cleaned up.
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And somebody else wanted to go in there and take a look.
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I'm not touching that bitch with a 10-foot pole.
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I'm not going in that place.
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I don't have a key to it.
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I'm, we're this close to it all being handled.
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Hey, the dealer offered you a thousand for a 13 Honda Accord with 150.
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I didn't recall a number, but I mean it sounds accurate.
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Pre-K, are you on the phone?
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Yo, what's the deal?
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You typed in the notes, dealer was around 1000.
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Yeah, I thought that's what he said.
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He said the dealer was around a thousand.
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I didn't hear you right, but yeah, got it.
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So you need more than a thousand?
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And what is the condition of the body?
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I would say average to be totally honest with you.
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Just not all wrecked up.
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It's been in an accident, been rear-ended, no frame damage,
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no airbags deployed, but it's been fixed.
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I'll give, does 1500 buy it?
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Does 2000 sound ridiculous?
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I got a clean title, title in hand.
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I like to deal in like certainties.
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Should is an uncertainty.
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Are we going to do business?
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I'm going to get one today.
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And I want it to cover my down payment.
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And on a 25-ish thousand dollar car that should cover T10L,
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So that bitch right now!
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I'm totally assuming we've...
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So that bitch right now.
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I don't have your name, but...
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And we'll get it lined up and get you paid so you can get your down payment.
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800-800-7234-800-800.
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Radio, my name's John Clay.
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Well, coming up next is the car section where we bid cars like that about three
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in a row, four in a row.
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So if you're calling right now, during the break,
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800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
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It's called the lightning round.
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Year make, model miles, average, rough, or clean.
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This one's for you, Beau.
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That's why I wear this today.
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I had an 03 Corolla on here with 50,000 miles that went away.
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Pre-K, where did it go?
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Hey, dude with the Corolla, the old Corolla, go back to GiveMeTheVin.com and load it up.
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Patrick's got an old car, an old turd.
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Patrick, you win the old turd of the day, but let's see if it's a polished turd.
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Is this a dull turd or a polished turd?
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Unfortunately, it's dull.
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It definitely needs paint job.
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I was hoping it had a buffer run over that turd.
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You'll never guess what Patrick has.
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He has an 87, very limited production, very rare, 87 Ford Taurus.
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You know, these and the Camrys, like the Camry is the Taurus of today.
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It's like the most produced car.
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The Taurus is one of the most successful sales of all time.
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Every company, every leasing company, everybody bought it.
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But this one's got 30,000 miles.
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What makes you believe the mileage is accurate?
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It's been in the family since we inherited it from my wife's grandmother.
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And she stopped driving because of medical issues.
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After I talked to her, it's only got 29,000 miles on it, but everything is original.
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But it needs paint, huh?
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Yeah, there's no rust on the paint, so I don't know anything about body work.
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The Florida Sun is eating away the plastic bumper, but the paint could be restored.
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Well, at the end of like a perfect, perfect, perfect is probably four grand on an 87 Taurus.
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So I don't know if it's worth restoring because you'd spend that or more on it.
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You know what I mean?
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You spend more than that.
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So I don't think it's worth anything, unfortunately.
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I like the miles, though.
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That's what had me excited.
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What's the take to buy it?
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I'd probably say around two grand, two to three grand.
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I know that's what she wanted out of it, but again, I don't know if it's worth that.
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Let me...is it right there with you?
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Can you get some pictures or video?
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It's at the house, but...
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Go to GiveMeTheVin.com.
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Take a couple videos of it.
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Talk and take some pictures.
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Go to GiveMeTheVin.com and load it up.
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I've never spent so much time talking about an 87 Ford Taurus in my life, so Patrick,
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you should feel excited.
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I hope we're both excited.
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I think we should keep this 87 Ford Taurus thing going because it's not over yet.
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I'm bearing a 2,000 TL with 150,000 miles on it.
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It's worth less than that Ford...about the same as that Ford Taurus.
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Yeah, you know, I know it's not worth much.
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Stony and Baton Rouge.
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You got a diesel, duly.
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Wait, single rear wheel.
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Crew cab short bed.
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Is it a stick or an automatic?
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And how's the paint?
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The paint, I'd give it a 7 out of 10 that's got, you know, it's got a couple small dings.
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The worst part about the whole truck is one of the bed sides on the fender well.
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Got some rust from somebody had fender flares on it.
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Back in the day, I pulled them off and found that spot.
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This is in Louisiana.
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So, I mean, in Louisiana, you get a rider.
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It's like, you know, if you come across the border, they'll give you, you know, 15 mile
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buffer zone that they're not going to rest you.
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In Louisiana, if you don't have a cracked windshield, at least some mismatched tires and a few
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whiskey dents on your truck.
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You know, that's a 10 in Louisiana.
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It's cleaner than that for sure.
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I mean, I've got, you know, $5,000 worth of wheels and tires on it.
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It's got some nice suspension ports on it.
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It's got a sound system in it.
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Take the sound system out of it.
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Did you, did you, did you put the stereo in it?
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Yank that out, put the stock back in and do better unless you cut it all up with the
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saw to make it fit.
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But no, no, no, nothing's been cut up.
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Is it, is it, is it, is it 18 grand?
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Does that sound right?
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I mean, that sounds about right.
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Where I was looking for, I was, I'm trying to get, I'd like to get 15, 16 for it.
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Then I need to, I need to look at the videos.
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Take video pictures, go to GiveMeTheVin.com, load it up.
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Guys, managers that see this one, it's an 04.
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It's a 12, it's not a 12 valve, it's a 24 valve.
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But it's a different engine.
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Don't, don't bid it short just because it's a mild out, clapped out Cummins.
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If the, if the bed, if we can put the fender flares back on it.
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You, here, I want you to be the, you're handy.
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You put that radio in.
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You go get some fender flares and cover up those sides.
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Get to work and we'll get it bought.
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Go to GiveMeTheVin.com.
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My name's John Clay Wolfe by Cars and Radio for America's Best Carbide.
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The remaining games of a youth football season in Tennessee were canceled recently after
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parents of opposing teams got into a fight and one man allegedly brandished a gun.
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While in Texas, that's just a five yard penalty.
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Let's get back to the John Clay Wolfe show.
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Call him up at 800-800-RADIO and check out the podcast at JCWShow.com.
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Another old school radio rock and roller dude went down.
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That's why we're wearing my Q102 Texas Best Rock shirt.
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Cause this one's for you, Bo.
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Robert, she didn't have your moment to tell goodbye to all your fans.
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And I was one of them.
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I was a fan of yours on a Schwinn banana seat bike with a transistor radio hanging on the
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Listening to you guys on Q102 before he came to 92 Pavlon Star.
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But he's, I'm about seven years old and he's been doing this for 50 years and he was
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one of the main, Bo Roberts is one of the mainstays at DFW Radio.
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Like Ron Chapman and Hal Jay, Russ Martin, J.D. Ryan.
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It sucks that he didn't get his.
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It sucks that they didn't give him a chance to talk.
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Yeah, just to say bye.
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After so many years.
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You know, listen, we've decided and this is primarily just a business decision and it's
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We're thinking Thanksgiving week is probably going to be at that Saturday after Thanksgiving.
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If you could, you know, we're going to pull the cord right then, but we want to
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give you a chance to go out in a big way and have all your friends back in the
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I can tell you what, I can tell you what.
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I think they're afraid they're going to tell them all to kiss their ass and make
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That's not his style.
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Now, I mean, they may have been afraid of that, but that's not his style.
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And they can always run it.
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What about if you're changing it?
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If they're loading the songs and you're saying F you and you're changing them
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You just tell everybody's got different styles.
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Everybody's got different styles.
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But I like this style.
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I'm not knocking his style, but that might have been something to do with
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I don't know what self-respecting music.
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Jack wouldn't change the songs occasionally.
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Bobo goes behind the scenes and like changes wire.
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So that changes fuses.
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He's like the guy at airplane in the air traffic control.
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Let's cause some problems.
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Somebody's got to keep this thing running.
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So what happens when they do this?
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So speaking of the crazy lady house story.
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And that's in the, I did that a minute ago, 30 minutes ago.
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You can grab that on YouTube.
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John Clay Wolf, if you're not there now, which you're not because
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most are listeners on radio, but we had to evict this lady and she got
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the loony bin because the yard guys came to clip the yard and she
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called the police and freaked out on her bike.
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But it made me think of you.
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So you, you won't, you rented your house to a lady for a while.
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And when he gets up there, he's like, she stole all this stuff.
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So he gave her a lot of stuff to utilize in her lease agreement.
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And when he went back up there to, to take it after she's left.
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Listen, and she wasn't crazy.
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This is like a garden variety con, a long con.
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You really think so?
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You remember the sting?
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Paul Newman, Henry Gondorf would have been very proud of it.
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She's a very good friend of mine.
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She's the ex-wife of a guy.
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Used to be a very good friend of mine.
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And I didn't charge her a dollar more than the monthly mortgage
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I could have gotten a lot more renting it out.
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I came down here to work full-time, rented her the house.
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She was able to live there with her teenage daughter,
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and see her through high school.
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Once in a while, I get the call, hey, Bobby, this, you know,
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this, you're washing dryer or they're not working.
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So what do you want to do?
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I mean, I can get a new one, but these got to go.
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Hey, your stove's not working a few months later.
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Hey, this hot tub's got to go.
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My hot tub on my back patio.
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Well, I mean, it hadn't had water in two years and it's just
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All that stuff's gone.
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Hot tub, washer, dryer, refrigerator, my antique 1958 J308
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General Electric stove, which I really like.
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That stuff's all gone.
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So you're thinking.
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I mean, the kitchen is gone.
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Mike, I had a giant fried daddy.
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It's kind of like a furnace department is the way I live.
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Kind of didn't take any furniture with me.
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I slept on a rubber mattress down here for the first six
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You know, I get back in all my stuff's gone lawnmower gone.
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But she had to replace the stove.
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Head is in front of the house gone.
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But okay, you get rid of the stove.
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She had to replace it.
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There's one in there.
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There's one in there.
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There's a refrigerator in there.
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It's not the stuff I had.
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And I don't, you know.
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And so the neighbors who were very good friends of her as
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well, she was around.
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Said, well, you know, that hot tub's at somebody else's
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house and I've been over there and it's working.
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So I think a lot of that stuff wound up sold.
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One piece of the puzzle here that will make more sense is
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Bobo was going home.
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Everyone's well and hitting it.
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That's not the case.
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That is not the case.
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I'm not calling foul ball on that.
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I'm not calling foul ball on that.
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I had my own apartment.
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I couldn't stand to be in the place at the time.
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So going home part is not true.
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The hidden part is true.
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Because we all keep, we all keep a house differently.
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And I was paying in cash and prizes.
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I couldn't stand being in there because we all keep
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houses differently.
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And I just couldn't look.
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But you do not deny the hitting part.
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I mean, I don't kiss and tell guys.
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Here comes the landlord.
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That doesn't allow her to sell.
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I was very respectful.
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I never walked in there and inspected the place.
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In fact, when I moved back in July 1st, last year
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was the first time I'd seen the inside of my house
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in like four years.
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So he was stealing a bunch of booty over six years
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and she was making him pay for it and he didn't know it.
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No, it wasn't six years.
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It was just like the last six months or so.
24:27
Oh, when she knew the con was on?
24:30
So if you were, let's put a dollar value
24:33
on the sesca page in six months.
24:38
So how, if you were having to pay for that,
24:41
I don't know what level of quality this was,
24:43
but if you were having to pay for that,
24:45
how much would it have been around?
24:50
I'm going to say like, okay,
24:52
what's 40 times 10, 400?
25:04
It's a 40 dollar hand.
25:06
That's some low rip Poon-Tang dog.
25:11
And I'm not going to say,
25:13
I'm not going to say I've ever had a bad one,
25:14
but like, you know,
25:15
skills are important.
25:18
So you got $400 worth of Poon-Tang
25:20
and she got $15,000 worth of stuff.
25:23
Maybe that's a very crude way to put that.
25:26
That's not the object of the deal.
25:27
The object of the deal.
25:28
It wasn't your deal.
25:31
You're living in my house.
25:35
You transfer the money to my account.
25:37
You transfer the money to my account.
25:39
No, I don't think so, man,
25:41
you think you're saying it's forcible or something?
25:43
No, no, no, no, no.
25:44
She came to my place.
25:45
I'm saying that she...
25:46
And it's not about that.
25:48
I gave her a cheap place to live for six years
25:53
was not break my stuff
25:56
Let's get a roll of phone.
25:58
And I'm not quite over it.
26:02
That'd be absolutely awesome.
26:05
Okay, I think I remember now.
26:07
That's more than 40 bucks.
26:12
I'm telling you, looks don't always.
26:14
You can be deceived, man.
26:15
But let's get her on the phone.
26:17
To catch a predator deal.
26:19
No, I ain't doing that.
26:21
She stole your stuff.
26:22
I think it'd probably be best to not.
26:26
JD, do you have her number?
26:30
We'll be right back.
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Also a big day for college ball.
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What's the big game today, Mike?
27:29
Yes, yeah, Ohio State.
27:31
Look at me knowing sports.
27:33
I accidentally turned the radio on the way to work.
27:36
Yes, several games.
27:39
Indiana vs. Oregon,
27:43
We'll all get to that here in a second.
27:44
Florida State playing?
27:45
Well, they are playing,
27:46
but that's not a big game.
27:47
That's not a big game.
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We do have Florida State news.
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Stop all your head there.
27:51
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27:55
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28:06
Okay, you know, it's fun.
28:07
Football isn't fun,
28:08
but there's also cheerleading,
28:09
which can be more fun, actually,
28:12
Nothing like the big college rivalries,
28:14
even with the cheer squads,
28:16
the marching bands.
28:17
Sometimes the marching bands
28:18
are actually better than the football teams.
28:21
Here's a long time band.
28:23
I didn't know they had band announcers,
28:25
but apparently they do.
28:30
because he's talking about this other team,
28:33
the Alabama State cheer squad.
28:35
They appear to be some plus-sized ladies.
28:40
And he had this to say
28:41
for the honeybees of Alabama State,
28:45
Congratulations to them.
28:46
They're now the new face of Ozympia.
28:56
he said the new face of Ozympia
28:58
for the honeybees of Alabama State.
29:00
Some people are giving him a hard time.
29:03
That's just mean-spirited.
29:04
Why would you do that?
29:05
I know you're going to get in trouble.
29:07
They're lovely big old gals.
29:09
but I guess he's just being...
29:11
He's being the band announcer.
29:13
That's how you got to be the big band announcer.
29:15
Oh, our cops in Florida
29:17
were booking a 51-year-old guy.
29:19
This is the nastiest story of the week.
29:21
They're booking this guy into jail,
29:23
so they're going to check him for weapons, right?
29:25
And they X-ray them in Florida
29:27
to make sure they're not carrying weapons
29:30
And they found something unusual.
29:32
They found the biggest thing they've ever found in...
29:34
Travis Kelsey's wood?
29:37
Matter of fact, that's almost.
29:39
Here's the Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd
29:42
talking about what they found in this guy,
29:45
So we put everybody through a body scanner
29:48
to make sure that they're not trying to bring guns
29:51
and knives and drugs into the jail.
29:53
Well, you might have thought Walter
29:55
was bringing drugs into the jail.
29:58
He brought a thermos into the jail.
30:00
He put it up the exit ramp.
30:02
He said, well, I put that inside my body
30:07
The deputy saved his life.
30:09
My God, did you imagine?
30:12
How many friends did he have to get
30:14
the orange to get that in there?
30:16
To get that in or around, for that matter.
30:18
I used to have a doctor friend of mine
30:20
who said you will not believe the things
30:22
that people find in people in the emergency rooms.
30:24
In the X-rays, yeah.
30:28
A jiffy can of peanut butter.
30:31
There are so many socioeconomic factors,
30:33
though, to consider.
30:34
If that was, like, say that was your last
30:36
jumbo-sized can of spaghettios.
30:40
You never know that.
30:41
What are you going to do?
30:42
Save the spaghettios.
30:45
I have a friend that, I mean, a doc that
30:47
he was a radiologist.
30:48
He told me the same thing.
30:51
Not big ones like iguanas.
30:53
But yeah, little ones.
30:55
And how'd that get in there?
30:56
Well, I don't know.
30:58
Yeah, that's always the thing.
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My bowels, my intestines have been
31:03
They scan him and there's a lizard in there.
31:05
I must have slipped and fallen on him.
31:07
There was a guy that had a jiffy
31:08
peanut butter can stuck in there.
31:11
Well, that's what they asked.
31:12
And he said that he was nude in the kitchen,
31:16
unpacking the groceries.
31:18
And he must have put the can on the ground
31:21
or he slipped and fell.
31:24
And then he fell on the peanut butter can
31:26
and it impaled him.
31:30
You know, even curbside up,
31:31
that's an unfriendly shape.
31:36
Can he sense to me?
31:37
None of it makes any sense.
31:39
That's not what happened.
31:40
My friend of mine said he would find
31:48
I'll put it that way.
31:49
And that's a serious bass master.
31:53
So the gerbil trick is real then?
32:03
800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
32:05
If you've got a good story about this,
32:10
what are the shows that,
32:12
not the donkey shows,
32:13
but the ping pong shows.
32:15
Where ladies shoot them.
32:19
Have I gone too far?
32:20
Yeah, you've gone too far.
32:24
It's rare for me to go too far,
32:25
but I believe I have.
32:26
In the early days of Internet porn,
32:27
one of my favorite short clips
32:29
was an eight ball in the corner pocket.
32:33
I'm sure you guys have seen this.
32:34
You remember this, Charlie?
32:35
What else is going on?
32:37
What about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?
32:38
They've released the list of the inductees
32:40
for next month's big ceremony.
32:41
You want to hear a montage of who's going in?
32:55
You did have that one song.
33:12
They're running out of people.
33:19
Is it a Hall of Famer or a museum?
33:25
I'm talking to you.
33:26
This is King of Tuts, too.
33:27
Now we've entered that.
33:38
That's pretty good.
33:40
These are nominees.
33:42
These are the inductees.
33:45
They'll have presenters like Elton John,
33:47
David Letterman, Brandy Carlisle,
33:49
Flea, E-pop, E-pop, and Doja Cat.
33:53
Did Joe Parker have Parkinson's?
33:55
Is that what that was all about?
33:57
I think he was just a very engaged,
33:59
emotional vocalist.
34:00
We'll never have another singer like that.
34:07
They're kind of similar.
34:08
Meatloaf is definitely dead.
34:09
It's when it's separated at birth, man.
34:12
800-800-7234-800-800.
34:19
Pre-K, please put it on hold.
34:21
Gainesville, Florida, of course.
34:29
Hey, I was just telling the other gentleman my story.
34:31
So my daughter's uncle is an ER doc over in Orlando.
34:37
And in a family group chat, he sends stuff occasionally,
34:41
you know, to tell us, show us what's going on.
34:43
And so she sent an X-ray of...
34:47
No HIPAA laws broken there.
34:52
Yeah, well, so he goes, what is it?
35:00
We kid, there's a bunch of us in the chat.
35:02
Nobody can figure out what it is.
35:04
You know, and he goes, turn your phone upside down.
35:08
So we turn our phone upside down.
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35:16
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37:23
Bob, you're kind of a country boy.
37:25
Have you ever fallen in love with the land?
37:28
Like when you get back towards Bowie and you start seeing those hills and things?
37:34
It's not nearly as pretty as it is down here.
37:36
I mean, I know where Bowie is.
37:37
Listen, there are spots here that are pretty damn dross them, yeah.
37:44
This is dumb, but I grew up on a ranch in Johnson County.
37:48
And you just like falling.
37:50
I get falling in love with the land.
37:54
Like guys, I'm never going to sell this place.
37:57
This is just part of the extension of my DNA.
37:59
And I never thought.
38:01
We had to sell the place in Johnson County.
38:03
My dad had financial problems.
38:06
From 1950s when my granddad bought it.
38:08
And he slowly sold it down.
38:11
But you know, I got that vibe out here.
38:16
I've fallen back in love.
38:18
I mean, I've really that same thing that I was missing in my soul from losing that family ranch.
38:24
I've got it back out here.
38:26
I've done a little walkabout out here.
38:28
You know, I usually come in.
38:29
We're at Bosque County, Texas.
38:31
I leave Thursday mornings.
38:33
Sometimes I get here around noon or so just various times.
38:36
But in the afternoon, I do a bit of walkabout around because I've driven around with you.
38:41
It's a beautiful spot.
38:44
Dramatic hill changes and views.
38:49
And I swear to you, not too far down this road.
38:53
You know where you're down by the mailbox in the lean to the darkest parking?
38:58
Where your motocross track splits and goes kind of towards towards the big house out there.
39:03
And there's some great walking between the trail and that road that goes to the legs.
39:09
You know, deep, you know, I'm used to a deep oak thicket.
39:11
Oh, you walk the trail.
39:12
Well, I walk between the trails and I actually did a little back country because you know, because
39:18
And I swear to you.
39:22
And it wasn't like big foot.
39:25
It wasn't like seven feet tall or anything.
39:27
I saw something walking upright that looked to me like about four and a half feet and
39:35
a good, a good 40 yards away and through the brush and stuff.
39:38
I was like, what the, and I swear.
39:41
There's a baby big foot.
39:43
I stopped and it stopped and looked like it turned and looked at me and then ran away.
39:51
Did it scare you or excite you?
39:55
I actually saw it until a couple hours later.
39:57
I was like, was that a, and was it?
39:59
Well, what the hell was that?
40:02
What the hell was that?
40:03
I saw a mountain line like that.
40:05
I don't think he'd be standing on his back.
40:10
And I mean, in the little small town, I mean, this town while that spring is so small that
40:16
they run a six man football team.
40:19
They lost two to injury and they had to cancel her season last week.
40:24
That happens more than you think, man.
40:27
Have you ever watched six man football?
40:28
So the homecoming, they just had to cancel it.
40:31
I mean, instead of canceling it, they just did a, like a alumni flag football game.
40:40
You gotta do something, man.
40:41
And we're having a car show out here, November 15th.
40:47
Chip Foos is coming.
40:49
We're going to be there.
40:50
There's different clubs.
40:51
I've got some more celebrity-ish people that are lined up that I'll announce
40:56
when they're confirmed.
40:57
But it's going to be a good one.
40:58
So, I mean, Chip Foos is a pretty big name.
41:00
Buick Club going to come?
41:02
The Buick Club was here last week and they're going to come back.
41:05
That one old chick said she's going to make me a sweater.
41:09
The Chevelle Club in the Corvette Grise.
41:12
Oh, and the good guys.
41:16
The good guys are bringing their deal and they're going to have a drive from,
41:19
we're an hour south of Fort Worth.
41:21
They're going to have a cruise down here.
41:24
So it'll be the biggest movie.
41:29
And I might have a comedic artist Friday the night before that is a pretty big
41:34
in the Latino community.
41:36
We're working on that contract right now.
41:38
Well, the Fire Chicken be ready for it.
41:40
The Fire Chicken will be debuted at the car show.
41:44
And for long time show listeners, y'all know.
41:48
For the long time show listeners, you know, I've been fighting this damn
41:51
restoration for two and a half years.
41:54
Or just two years for sure.
41:55
And it will be debuted at the car show.
41:59
We got to get search lights in the...
42:03
But if it is, John, I've got a present for you.
42:06
This needs to go in the back window of the Fire Chicken.
42:10
That is really good.
42:13
That's exactly what needs to go in the back.
42:16
Would you get that?
42:19
From a 79 Fire Chicken that we bought just recently.
42:23
It was in there in the glove box or something?
42:26
I was like, oh, we got to keep this.
42:28
She definitely would have made it if I hadn't said, hey, guys, last
42:29
year, we're going to turn it into a rest-o-mod.
42:30
Let's put a LT406 engine in it and change the transmission.
42:35
But we've got enough people working on it.
42:37
And we had a pretty serious conversation on Monday.
42:39
And I think everybody understands that we're on a timeline.
42:42
I've got to worry about this.
42:44
Now, you're going to like LS for the Fire Chicken, right?
42:47
It's called a LT40.
42:51
So you're getting the big engine in it.
42:53
What does that car weigh?
42:54
Oh, you don't think it can handle horsepower?
42:57
But I mean, you know...
42:58
It's a Fire Chicken brakes in half.
42:59
You know what happened?
43:00
Bobbo called it right here.
43:02
You know what I mean?
43:04
It just occurred to me.
43:05
I do know what you mean.
43:06
I thought about this.
43:07
So we've got to put...
43:08
We need to put bigger brakes on it.
43:09
We've got to put a different rear end on it to handle on horsepower.
43:17
But I mean, if you're going to go big, right?
43:18
I mean, we screwed with this thing for two years.
43:20
The market on the original 79 Silver Anniversary, 10th anniversary cars, the Silver Transams,
43:25
what we're talking about.
43:27
When we start building it, it was about 75,000.
43:31
And now it has reduced over the past two years to about 55,000, 60,000.
43:35
So I'm like, okay, now I'm really going to lose.
43:38
But what's gone up are the rest of the mods.
43:40
So I'm like, why don't we keep it clean and pure and brand new and stock looking, but
43:45
have a LT4 under the hood?
43:48
And we put vintage air on it.
43:49
So it's got a better air condition.
43:50
We're going to put different...
43:52
So it's going to be a sleepy rest of mod, meaning it doesn't look...
43:57
Like a rest of mod.
43:58
It looks original, but it's got a 650 horse under the hood.
44:01
You're going to run like a bat out of hell.
44:02
Yeah, but it'll drive great.
44:03
I was thinking, and I was talking to your mechanic yesterday, I thought I saw that
44:08
car at the office on Monday or Tuesday this week.
44:11
There was one a lot like it.
44:13
Why did anybody tell me these things?
44:16
Now listen, y'all don't have to tell me much, but I need to know if we bought...
44:20
We bought a 10th anniversary Transam?
44:24
It's at the auction.
44:25
It had a blemish left of hood.
44:26
There's a reason why.
44:28
We need to get it fixed.
44:30
It's getting taken care of.
44:34
But if I told you...
44:36
I jumped in the middle of it.
44:38
And you would have drove off with it.
44:39
And you would never seen it.
44:41
We got a paint shop out here.
44:42
It would have been...
44:43
It's a four speed, so stick.
44:50
It needs a little paint on the hood.
44:53
It looked pretty clean.
44:56
It's got those seats.
45:02
I'm trying to help you here.
45:03
I've been doing this for 30 years.
45:04
Hell, 91 is actually when I started at Hillard Ford.
45:08
And so I don't get much joy out of the job.
45:12
You can only do so many explorers and expeditions.
45:14
And ironically, Lamborghinis have like turned into normal cars for us too.
45:19
But these get me off.
45:21
So please help me, but don't hide it from me.
45:25
It's like a guy with a chocolate.
45:27
If you know there's a Hershey's bar, hide it from John.
45:31
So the gray part, is the fire chicken on the hood?
45:34
Does it need to be replaced?
45:36
We've got that handle too.
45:39
I mean, so are you just going to sell it?
45:40
So I'm not going to know.
45:42
I'm just going to roll up on the block of myself.
45:44
He wants me to sell it without knowing I have it because he doesn't want me to take
45:48
That's the case right there.
45:50
But I might want it for the car show to stand next to this fire chicken.
45:54
Well, it'll be there.
45:55
It'll be ready for it if you want to do that.
45:59
You'll be the only man for miles around with two of them.
46:01
Didn't we buy some crazy hot rod truck too?
46:03
I saw it sitting in front of give me the vent.
46:06
Or is that something?
46:11
He gets a little excited.
46:12
He buys some good cars, but he'll go on out there.
46:17
He'll pay a lot for that car.
46:18
I mean like 80 grand, I'm betting.
46:20
No, no, not that much.
46:22
Because he did on that last one.
46:25
He didn't go that far deep enough.
46:28
The guy who tells who love is?
46:30
He's a buyer for us and he's a really good guy and he's got a great eye.
46:32
He gets a little emotional.
46:34
And he goes a little far.
46:35
He's kind of new at this too.
46:38
He's not new at this.
46:39
He's new at our version of this.
46:42
There's a difference.
46:43
That's what I mean.
46:46
I mean, I've been watching you for years.
46:50
Oh, I was a mad son of a bitch yesterday.
46:51
I was in a guy's warehouse and I saw all these cars in Midland that I didn't get by from
46:55
this Delmer, McClinton guy.
46:57
Oh, this guy again.
47:00
Another guy went out and got all the cars bought and he's storing them in a warehouse
47:07
When I walked in the warehouse, I was looking, I was like, I know those cars.
47:10
Did those come from Odessa, Texas and that?
47:15
You go to meet somebody on their collection and they want a gazillion dollars.
47:18
And then they meet the next guy and they'll take a little less.
47:21
So they've got to go through about four people to get their mind right.
47:24
And I was the second bitter.
47:27
I wasn't the fifth.
47:29
And the fifth guy showed up and got them all bought on the money because I know
47:35
There's no way he paid what I was going to have to pay and that's why I had
47:39
Really hurt my heart.
47:43
That's like Clay Cooley.
47:46
Either way, come see Clay.
47:49
After you realize what the real market is, if we met you early, please come back
47:53
at the end because we still want to buy them.
47:56
We'll be right back.
47:57
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48:26
Ken, what have you got?
48:28
You got a 70-dark swinger?
48:33
How original is it?
48:37
I was painted once.
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About 30 years ago.
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And you want 35 grand for it?
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Okay, go to GMTVCC.com and load it up.
48:51
Let's take a look, see.
48:53
Hesmo in Fort Pierce, Florida.
48:57
Is that right, 1985?
49:02
Is that a Datsun or a Nissan?
49:09
So, I'm trying to get the body style straight in my head.
49:12
Because it says you're paying 28.5 and you want to sell it for 32 grand.
49:18
I'm trying to make a little buck on my neighbor.
49:24
We feed them religiously.
49:26
But this cat has been in the garage under a cloth in the garage.
49:37
So, this thing is mint.
49:41
It smells like your first prom date is so beautiful.
49:47
Well, I don't think they made a 280Z in 1985.
49:55
So, that would be 40 years old.
49:58
I could be very wrong.
50:00
But I don't think I am.
50:01
I don't think they made a 280Z in 1985.
50:07
I think that car had already stopped its run and they changed the body style.
50:11
I think it was a Datsun.
50:13
I think the 280Z is Datsun, not Nissan.
50:21
I know the car is for real, but I'm just wondering if you're missing the year model.
50:32
That's give me the VIN class.
50:34
Give me the VIN.com.
50:37
I'll show you guys pictures.
50:38
We'll do that, but we've got to have a VIN number.
50:41
I just want to make sure, before we get into pricing it, we need to make sure we're on the right car.
50:51
Hey, my ex used to work in the emergency room.
50:56
And apparently somebody decided that it was a good idea to experiment with a Coke bottle.
51:02
But when the skinny end of the Coke bottle goes in, once you get the fat end, then you
51:09
kind of close up and they had to do some surgery like with the baby instruments to get it out.
51:16
And now you know the rest of the story.
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Thank you, Steve, from Florida.
51:20
My name is John Clay Wolf by cars, RVs, buses, coaches, all the goodies, motorcycles,
51:25
the works that give me the VIN.
51:28
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51:34
But you don't skyrocket to the number one weekend spot by sucking.
51:41
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51:48
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51:53
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51:54
I don't know why Amazon does that because drunk people ordering stuff on Amazon is 90%
52:00
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52:03
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52:07
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52:08
See, y'all get this.
52:09
I know we're wrapping this show up next summer, but Philly called the Good Station
52:18
in Philly and they want to carry the show.
52:23
And I tried to get rid of them.
52:25
I told them, I said, I said, I'm not taking any crap.
52:30
I don't want to hear your BS, your program director.
52:32
I mean, I was like being real hard.
52:34
We don't want your input.
52:35
We don't want you to tell us that.
52:38
And they're still there.
52:39
I was doing the Philly thing to them.
52:41
I guess they liked it.
52:44
We just liked them.
52:45
But out of all the places where we could be on the air, Philly, I mean, they're
52:50
going to like us, but there's going to be pushback.
52:52
The cowboy stuff is a real problem.
52:56
But we don't do that much cowboy stuff.
53:01
There's not much to do.
53:05
They are getting better.
53:07
If we were just a tad bit more knowledgeable, Turley, we could hit him with a bunch
53:11
This week would be the week to do that.
53:13
What a stupid way to lose that game.
53:16
Oh, you talking about the Phillies?
53:18
The division between the Phillies and the Dodgers ended in the bottom of the 11th
53:22
inning with a seasoned blunder and ending season ending blunder.
53:26
We'll set it up for you.
53:27
Now, the Dodgers had the bases loaded two outs when Andy Paz.
53:34
Hit a line drive right to them.
53:36
He hit it right to the pitcher.
53:38
And here's what happened.
53:40
No balls and a strike.
53:42
Paz breaks his bat.
53:46
Throw to the plate.
53:49
And the Dodgers win.
53:52
And they are moving on to the NLCS at a most improbable finish.
53:59
And your heart breaks for a Ryan Kirk ring.
54:02
For those that don't know baseball.
54:07
Let me just, I'm going to roll a ball to you.
54:09
And it's like maybe 20 feet, right?
54:12
And it's easy grounder.
54:15
What you want to do is just throw it to the first base.
54:21
And it's bases loaded.
54:22
So he's like, I guess I'll just throw it home.
54:24
But he could still have time to throw it to first base to get the guy on.
54:27
That's what you do.
54:28
He panics and just throws away over the guys.
54:31
And that's the end of the game.
54:33
They lose the series.
54:35
Phillies versus the Dodgers.
54:39
So Philadelphia Phillies fans are mad right now.
54:42
This would be us bagging on Philly fans or Philadelphia fans.
54:46
For just a blunder.
54:47
Like it's the only the second time ever a game's ended on an error.
54:52
In the history of baseball.
54:53
The walk off error?
55:00
You got to give it to the Dodgers.
55:01
They are a sleek machine, man.
55:02
They've got it all this year.
55:04
I really think they're going to go all the way.
55:07
What happened with the Yankees and Boston?
55:08
Oh, well they beat Boston.
55:09
That's all it mattered.
55:11
How would the Yankees and the Dodgers meet?
55:14
They can't because the Yankees lost to Blue Jays.
55:16
We got a story about that too, I think.
55:19
They're in the same pair.
55:20
We don't need to hear that now.
55:21
We just know that they lost.
55:22
That's all you need.
55:23
You don't need to hear any audio now.
55:24
You don't hear the audio?
55:26
Toronto Blue Jays beat the Yankees in game four of their series to advance to the
55:30
American League championship playoffs.
55:32
So here's how that one wound up.
55:39
Jeff Hoffman trying to finish the job is one two pitch.
55:46
The Toronto Blue Jays have punched their ticket to the championship series.
55:52
So they'll be playing the Mariners, Seattle Mariners versus Blue Jays.
55:57
I think that the Mariners should get a 15% point advancement for the tariff.
56:07
Yeah, over the Canadian Blue Jays.
56:10
So they get a point.
56:13
We're tariffing everything, right?
56:14
Even sports now, right?
56:17
So whatever the final score is, take the tariff percentage back into it.
56:20
You got to beat them by that.
56:21
You got to outrun the tariff.
56:23
That would not go for well at all.
56:26
Can you imagine that?
56:29
I was surprised though for Toronto to pick that up off the Yankees.
56:33
Yankees were having a pretty good late season.
56:37
If you watch a lot of Yankees, they're just judging.
56:40
Aaron judging the rest of their teams.
56:41
Did I miss something?
56:42
Yeah, they just think all I cared about as long as they beat the Red Sox,
56:45
it's all that matters.
56:46
They don't have the same team as they had the year before.
56:49
And so they're done.
56:50
So we're just waiting for now.
56:51
The Cubs and Brewers play game five to see who faces the Dodgers.
56:56
Probably going to be the Cubs.
56:57
So Cubs, Dodgers probably.
56:59
And then Mariners and Toronto Blue Jays.
57:03
So that's your final four.
57:04
I'd like to see Milwaukee go, but, you know.
57:07
They've never won it either.
57:09
So Milwaukee versus Seattle, that'd be interesting.
57:10
Speaking of sports, I'm going to Texas Tech today to go get Raider Rash.
57:16
Lubbock, never been.
57:18
What makes you go to this game?
57:20
Oh, my homeboys were out here last weekend.
57:25
My Crowley crew, old friends from high school.
57:28
And they're all Texas Tech freaked out because Joey McGuire was our
57:33
Joey McGuire is a head coach.
57:35
And Tech is going to be great because they bought the best team.
57:39
They've got a great coach.
57:40
We love Joey and his brother-in-law is a good friend of mine.
57:43
And and croak all these guys just freaked out over tech.
57:46
So I'm like, and then I'm going to go with another with them.
57:51
They're playing Kansas.
57:52
They're like favored by 14 and a half.
57:55
That's a good game to go to see and win.
57:58
I just got to go see this.
57:59
I mean, but there's nothing more insufferable than an Aggies win.
58:02
I mean, Jesus Christ.
58:03
They beat Notre Dame the other day.
58:07
I mean, you'd think they just won the national championship the way they act.
58:10
Where are you getting that from?
58:12
They just overreact to everything.
58:13
Well, they're happy.
58:14
They're happy, shiny people, man.
58:16
Happy, shiny people.
58:18
I mean, Notre Dame, they had 10-something penalties and the guy
58:21
choked, missed the extra point.
58:23
Did you see where the Aggie pilot the other day was doing a flyover
58:30
And he missed the stadium.
58:33
You can't make this up.
58:35
He missed the stadium?
58:36
He missed the stadium.
58:37
It was IFR, not hard, but a little bit.
58:41
So he's so dialed into his engineering.
58:43
I'm sure it was an Aggie pilot, but they were flying over the A&M Stadium
58:46
and the flyover, they missed the mark.
58:48
They didn't crash or anything.
58:50
Like, where's the plane?
58:51
Well, I don't know.
58:52
Well, he missed it.
58:53
Didn't fly over the stadium.
58:56
You go to his house, man, and he's growing more corn.
58:58
He's growing more weed.
58:59
His cows are the best in the world.
59:01
There's not even a dairy farmer.
59:03
He's got more milk than my old lady.
59:07
This is Aggie hate.
59:08
I don't understand this here.
59:09
What's up with Aggie hate, Mike?
59:10
Texas OU is today, correct?
59:16
We need to get into that.
59:17
I mean, we can get it to next year.
59:19
I'm right about everything I said last week, not all the
59:22
game picking, but my fundamental with Arch Manny, I was
59:25
the first person to take that heart of a stand that I know of.
59:28
You remember what I was saying last week?
59:30
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
59:31
And now they're catching on.
59:32
The rest of the Internet is catching on.
59:33
Have you noticed, like, pull the kid, put in the backup?
59:36
They're not saying that.
59:39
They're not saying pull the kid, put the backup.
59:42
They're saying that he is overrated, which we talked about
59:44
before everybody was glazing him.
59:45
He's like, oh, my God.
59:46
He's like, Heisman, blah, blah, blah.
59:49
But then you were the first to say, no, bench him.
59:53
There is plenty of that on the interwebs this week.
59:55
Yeah, they're saying he's overrated for sure.
59:57
They're saying bench him.
59:58
And if there was odds on our bet, the odds would now be
00:03
Our bet is that they're going to bench him either before
00:07
or in the middle of a game.
00:09
Not because of injury.
00:12
He'd be great at Abilene Christian.
00:14
He'd be great at New Mexico.
00:16
He could be, he could, you know, he could warm up at
00:18
Cisco Junior College.
00:20
I think Wichita Falls has a football team.
00:25
But he ain't UT's quarterback.
00:30
We'll be right back.
00:31
I want to tell you about Texas radio and a big beat.
00:39
Comes out of the Virginia swamps, cool and slow
00:42
with money and precision.
00:44
And the back beat narrow and hard to master.
00:47
We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show.
00:49
America's largest weekend morning show.
00:54
And check out the podcast at JCWShow.com
00:57
or JohnClayWolf.com.
00:59
Now, John Clay Wolf.
01:01
Speaking of A&M, Florida A&M's band announcer.
01:04
Good morning, everybody.
01:06
Through shade on Alabama states dancers.
01:11
Are these urban schools?
01:18
They have a special dance team.
01:20
They are all plus-sized girls.
01:22
They're being very inclusive.
01:23
They call them the big girls?
01:25
And they damn sure can dance.
01:26
They call them the honeybees.
01:27
They're plus-sized women.
01:30
Now, the band announcer.
01:31
Do you think that the average weight
01:33
is that of the offensive line?
01:37
There's a mean average between the two, for sure.
01:41
So, the band announcer for Florida A&M,
01:45
he's announcing Alabama states dancing girls
01:49
and this is how he did it.
01:51
Congratulations to them.
01:52
They're now the new face of Ozumi.
01:59
He got some heat for that.
02:02
You don't got to be ugly.
02:05
Too bad he didn't have a dump button.
02:08
So, what really happened to him?
02:09
I mean, who really cares about the announcer
02:11
for Florida State A&M?
02:13
I mean, who else is going to take the job?
02:15
He's not even the announcer.
02:16
He's the band announcer.
02:18
So, he is Florida State's announcing Alabama.
02:22
So, the band announcer who normally doesn't have
02:24
much of a personality.
02:26
But not with these schools.
02:28
The SWAC, the bands are the show.
02:30
That's a big, big deal.
02:31
That's like Prairie View A&M,
02:33
Rambling, they go to the bands.
02:35
I mean, their bands are amazing.
02:37
And so, they do a big old production
02:39
and they announce and they kind of do
02:41
some trash talking too, but that was
02:43
a little bit over there.
02:44
I'd like to hear it one more time
02:45
if you don't mind, Doctor.
02:46
Congratulations to them.
02:47
They're now the new face
02:54
Clint in North Carolina.
02:58
How you doing, man?
03:02
Man, I just wanted to tell you,
03:03
I was telling your screener,
03:04
I had a great experience
03:06
still in a couple cars.
03:07
My wife and I have been going through
03:10
dealing with her in-laws and one
03:12
with her father with dementia
03:14
and her mother with something anyway.
03:15
There are facilities,
03:17
so we've been getting rid of assets.
03:19
But man, dealing with Doug and Albert,
03:22
we saw that he had a couple cars
03:25
that had been sitting for several years.
03:28
The first one was a ZR-1.
03:32
I'm sure Turley didn't tell me about them.
03:36
Yeah, probably like...
03:37
What year's the ZR-1?
03:41
So it's the last year that was...
03:43
I don't know that crap about cars.
03:45
Yeah, I do. That's a good car.
03:48
I guess I got it now.
03:49
You like this other one?
03:50
No, you got it now.
03:51
Yeah, you got the ZR-1
03:53
that needed $12,000 for the repairs
03:55
that the dealership wanted to give me 80
03:57
and you gave me 125.
03:59
And not that you want to hear that, probably.
04:03
I bet you didn't tell us
04:04
about the $12,000 for the repairs
04:06
when you were pitching.
04:09
Doug and Albert took care of the repairs
04:16
Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
04:20
and we paid the bill at the Chevy store?
04:24
Yeah, I'm not trying to throw
04:25
your guys under the bus.
04:26
I'm just saying how great they were.
04:27
So we gave $132,000.
04:31
How much was the bill?
04:42
Well, shit, he bought it for $160,000.
04:45
Can't say that on the radio.
04:47
What was the next one?
04:49
I'm sorry about that.
04:50
It was a $17,911 Turbo S
04:54
and it needed about $35,000 for the repairs.
04:59
Well, we did $4,000 worth of work
05:03
and then it needed another $27,000 to $30,000.
05:09
The Corvette had $2,800.
05:12
Well, I don't, I mean, we buy, we pay up
05:15
at GiveMeTheVin.com.
05:16
I mean, that's the truth.
05:18
No, I'm calling to just to say thank you.
05:22
Well, I'm calling to say next time you're in town
05:24
you get to buy dinner at Del Frisco
05:26
because your folks had some scratch.
05:28
So if your in-laws are going down,
05:31
How many brothers and sisters does your wife have?
05:35
Well, she had two brothers
05:37
but they both died tragically.
05:39
They didn't die in a ZR1 or something, did they?
05:47
Yeah, no, it was a great experience
05:49
and yeah, I'd love to come down
05:51
and I've never been to Texas.
05:53
I'd love to be in a great big Texas ribeye.
06:00
See, are y'all already well to do?
06:06
No, this money is to pay for their facilities.
06:10
I guess what I'm getting at is if people
06:14
have those kind of cars just sitting around,
06:17
they probably got like five million
06:23
Oh, I feel we're up to me how to kept them.
06:26
At least one of them.
06:29
I'm glad we got it done.
06:30
And not in good conscience.
06:32
Raleigh, North Carolina.
06:33
Raleigh, North Carolina.
06:39
For now it's like R-O.
06:43
I hate to hear Doug said that this was the last year.
06:45
I had to work a lot of Saturdays,
06:48
but he said this was...
06:50
Oh, the last year of the show?
06:52
Yeah, we're going to wrap it up in December.
06:56
I'm tired of getting up in a segment.
06:57
Two years ago it sucks.
06:58
Well, enjoy while we're here.
07:03
And yeah, join our YouTube channel, John Clay Wolf.
07:05
We got a good video coming up today too.
07:07
We've been putting out some good videos that have been hitting hard.
07:10
This one's a really good one that's coming up.
07:11
I saw the numbers pop.
07:12
The Hummer video that they got pulled down two years ago.
07:16
It's going back up today with the Ferrari story.
07:19
And all the background and it'll be good.
07:23
The Hummer that we sold at Barrett two years ago.
07:25
We sold at 800-723-4800-800-RADIO.
07:30
Mail from jail, Johnny Cash.
07:34
Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.
07:39
John Clay, this morning's mail from jail, entry reads,
07:43
Hey John, you and your buddies bring a lot of joy to this hellhole on Saturdays.
07:48
Anything I can find to distract me from the crushing weight of this place is appreciated.
07:54
I don't know if any of y'all spent time in the pen,
07:56
but it's kind of like waking up to a nightmare every day.
08:00
Terrible people in terrible situations.
08:03
Terrible food to top it all.
08:05
These prisoners are bad, but the guards are even worse.
08:08
They don't give a damn about us.
08:10
I've been dealing with a rotten tooth since I got here,
08:13
and the mad staff won't give me as much as a peppermint to help with the excruciating pain.
08:21
And laying around moaning ain't doing a whole hell of a lot of good with my credit in here, if you understand.
08:26
When I put in a grievance, all the guards suddenly started laughing at me.
08:30
They've been giving me a hard time ever since.
08:32
I can tell by the look in their eyes.
08:35
They're up to something.
08:37
So if you don't hear from me again,
08:39
assume the guards have got me put up in solitary or worse,
08:43
because it is lawless in here.
08:46
People get away with what they can,
08:48
at least your show helps me get away from this place a little bit.
08:52
If I could just have a Xanax on the side, that'd be a big bit of hell.
08:56
Thanks for the humor.
08:58
Benjamin Murphy, L.A. County Men's Central Jail, Los Angeles, California.
09:05
If you got mail from jail centered on down the line to us here at PO Box 471-517.
09:12
That is in Fort Worth, Texas. The zip code is 76147.
09:16
I would advise you seek the mental health facilities in there, old buddy.
09:21
He sounds a little wound up.
09:24
Whalen used to get like that.
09:26
Not a good place to be, yeah.
09:27
Once in a while. Him and Jesse Colter, boy, I hope.
09:29
Speaking of Fort Worth, Texas, did you see that Rush is coming to Dickies in Fort Worth?
09:33
I thought they quit.
09:34
They're doing four shows at Dickies.
09:38
That's in our news this week.
09:40
That's the big rock and roll story of the week.
09:42
We've all been talking about will they ever do it.
09:45
Neil Pert died. Best rock and roll drummer they've ever lived.
09:48
They got a chip to replacing.
09:52
This is the big story of the week.
09:54
Announcement came this week. The 50-something Rush anniversary tour starts next year.
09:59
Getty and Alex were hanging out talking about it.
10:02
Of course they're going to have the German drummer, Anika Niles.
10:06
Is that correct, Bob?
10:08
Who is just, can you imagine having to sit in for Neil Pert?
10:11
Anyway, she's going to get to do that.
10:16
My bass tech had been on tour with Jeff Beck.
10:18
And he had been working with this drummer named Annika Niles.
10:22
Talented and powerful.
10:24
And this is going to be fun.
10:26
I love the idea of being able to wander over to you,
10:29
wander over to the drummer, and just be a bass player.
10:33
So I think we will find ourselves adding keyboard player.
10:37
It will be very liberating for you.
10:39
And we can start working on the dance routines.
10:42
I like the dance routines.
10:44
How many shows, Bob, do you know, total?
10:47
But this is probably going to be their last throw.
10:50
It doesn't have to be.
10:52
She will be the only woman in the entire Colosseum.
10:57
They're doing 23 shows, 23.
11:00
That's a joke, but it's true.
11:02
You say chicks don't like Rush.
11:03
Oh, Sausage Fest from Hell is a Rush show.
11:06
I don't know if they even give tickets to win it.
11:10
Yeah, it's pretty heady guy rock.
11:13
Yeah, it's almost nerd rock.
11:15
Any progressive, what they call progressive rock band.
11:18
Yes, Rush, you know, that's guy material.
11:21
When you get that up on the wall, the yes thing that the guy gave us,
11:24
the listener gave us, where gas monkey gave us all those yes signatures.
11:28
Somebody just set it on the ground.
11:30
We need to hang it on the wall.
11:31
I set it on the ground.
11:32
We're almost out of wall.
11:33
Do you not hang stuff on the wall?
11:37
I have, but I'm running out of wall.
11:38
I'm starting to think about the music area where the drums are.
11:41
Other things that aren't as good that are on the wall.
11:43
Maybe take them down.
11:45
There's some space right there.
11:46
Look up right above John.
11:49
He's just making up excuses for not putting it on.
11:52
Because that's what I do.
11:54
I don't earn my keep at all.
11:56
I'm just making it.
11:57
He's going to drink it all.
11:58
You know, he gave you that beautiful gift last week.
12:00
And the first thing he said, oh, it's a bottle.
12:02
It's Rolling Stones.
12:03
Bobble's going to drink it all.
12:04
And I did notice when I came back on Sunday and I was sitting downstairs.
12:07
That there's about two inches out of it.
12:15
No, I noticed it was in the middle of the cabinet down.
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And that's why I moved it into the cabinet because it was sitting up on top of the
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This brand new thing you gave me for my birthday.
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Thank you very much.
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Somebody knocked two inches off the top of it.
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I looked at it yesterday and it didn't look terribly low to me.
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I don't want to drink here.
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What kind of drink though?
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It's got a poorer in it.
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Like a half of a coffee cup is about what it says.
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Well, I think it stands to reason that I can probably hold more than you.
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But it stands to reason.
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If someone gives you a gift, then they should enjoy it with you.
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You enjoyed it without me.
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No, I haven't done that though.
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That's a crappy accusation, man.
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You better apologize.
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I can't apologize if it's true.
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It's not defamation of character, but it's true.
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It is defamation of character because I wouldn't do it.
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I would never give you a bottle of alcohol and then drink it.
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We'll figure this out when we come back.
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Go to the YouTube channel, John Clay Wolf.
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We will solve this crime in just a moment when we come back.
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So what we're talking about is Babbo and JD and Mike were nice enough to give me
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a bottle of Rolling Stones liquor last weekend for my belated birthday party.
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And I hit it in the cabinet because when I looked last weekend,
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it looked like it was about 20% gone and I didn't drink it.
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And Babbo said that he's offended, that I even suggested such and here is the bottle
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and that's not 20% gone.
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But that is because it was here, it's here.
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That's not just a couple of nips that we took.
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Somebody had him another one.
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Yeah, it's a little low.
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Yeah, that's one poured down.
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I had a shot when we were here detested.
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A shot like a full shot?
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Dude, just a tip, right?
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Somebody would have made themselves to drink.
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That's a drink, yeah.
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But I'm glad whoever got it enjoyed it.
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And if anybody wants to drink this with me since it's my birthday present,
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I'd like to do it together in fellowship.
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I noticed it before I left last week.
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It was sitting on the top of the cabinet.
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Is there been anybody who used this?
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And I noticed that somebody drank it.
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And I thought to myself, that seems like a bad idea.
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That's like your garrisons.
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I mean, if I'm going to be wrongfully accused,
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that garrison is fair game.
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That garrison is tasty.
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Well, we're going to find out, boy.
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I mean, Babo, should we drink some together just to have that moment of fellowship?
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Listen, I mean, this is an honor thing for me.
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I would never buy you about an expensive bottle of booze and then drink it by myself.
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It looks like my stream.
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That's way too much information.
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That's more than you need, dude.
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Hey, you should pour that in together.
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So here is I'm pouring this in the cups.
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Okay, so that's two shots, right?
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That's the drop on it.
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Yeah, somebody drank it.
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It's not a huge bottle.
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Happy birthday to both of us.
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Oh, that's, you know, that's what it looks like.
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Jaydee, to smell it.
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Yeah, it makes my stomach turn.
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Jaydee, when you were an alcoholic, was it vodka or crown?
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Well, started off with a beer and then it went to vodka and then it went to crown
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and then went back to vodka toward the end because you think in your mind that
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no one can smell vodka, but they can't.
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I know the chat room is giving you money for a new bottle, John.
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I don't think they can afford it, man.
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That was like 180 altogether, like with the record and the rum and everything.
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There are only a thousand of those silver pours in the world.
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Yeah, serious, man.
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This was like, I would never like go and drink that rum without you around.
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Maybe Keith did it.
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That's distilled rum and you can still kind of taste the molasses.
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Speaking of people stealing things, New York City man steals repo man's truck
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as long as he's having his vehicle towed.
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Oh, I hope we have the video.
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So guys having his towed, his truck towed, so he decides he's going to
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steal the tow truck back.
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And to me, while he decides he's going to run over some other cars,
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Russell Leo Sa officially played guilty on these felony charges.
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Here's the moment he stole the tow truck that was stealing his truck.
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Put your truck down.
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Get away from this truck.
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Oh, there he is on video.
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Call the police, man.
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This is random what was going.
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That's what you get.
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You show up to work with your head on back.
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It's wearing shorts, man.
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Somebody steals your truck, dude, because you're unprofessional.
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Not much of a repo man, are you?
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I told you my story in college when they hooked my Chevy four-wheel drive.
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And I went into the record yard and I stole it back and drove it through the fence.
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That's probably smarter than what this guy did.
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Did you get away with that?
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Did you get away with it?
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I did screw my truck up a little bit.
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So about the amount of money they were going to charge me to fix it.
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I mean, to tow it is what I had to pay at the body shop.
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But they already knew whose car it was.
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How did they not find you?
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How did they not come arrest you?
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Because he's a magic man.
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They were blocking me one day when I got out of class.
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And I got in my truck and I pulled over the grass and over the curb and it went
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out a different way.
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And gave them the finger on the way.
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It's a victory lap.
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And I went to the campus police and told them about this company.
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And said, if you see these guys, they're harassing me.
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Please keep them off the campus.
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That was really, that was the one time that the mall cops were helpful at the campus.
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Finally, mall cops did something.
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I got a cool story for you.
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We all like Fleetwood Mac, right?
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He's like a genius.
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He used AI to restyle Fleetwood Mac's entire rumors album as if it had been recorded in
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And we've got a couple of cuts for you.
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Here's a little taste.
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And if you don't love me enough, you don't love me.
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You will never love me again.
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I can still hear you say.
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You would never break the chain.
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Never break the chain.
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He had a lot of fun with this.
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He did a bunch of these?
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The YouTube artist responsible for these oldie style remakes is a guy named Marsave76.
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And apparently he's pretty busy.
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We've got a couple here for you.
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This is, this is a more upbeat one.
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See if you can pick this up.
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Here's another one.
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This is probably my favorite.
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See if you can pick this one out.
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So, Brock came out with a new product that you can use for free and do six second AI videos
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You can take a picture and it'll make an AI video out of it.
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You can bring people back to life and you can tell it what you wanted to do.
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And it takes about 45 seconds for it to make a video.
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I just sent three of them to our video guy, Kyle.
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And I want him to load them up.
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Kyle, let me know when they're loaded up here a little bit.
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And I'll show you three that I've done.
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It is so ridiculous.
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It's going to desensitize the world.
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Nobody, I mean, we're already calling an AI on everything.
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But it's going, this is spooky.
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I got fooled for the first time on an AI.
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I was like, is this real?
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It's a stupid video.
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It's like a bear that's coming out and you got scared.
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And there was a raccoon on the back.
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And I'm like laughing.
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And my wife's like, no, no.
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I saw the one with the eagle.
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There's the eagle that grabs a cat on somebody's back porch.
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And the German shepherd goes after it.
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No, the goat comes over and butch the eagle.
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And he lets go of the cat and flies away.
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So you're standing there on your back porch.
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And just for your opportunity, lucky you, an eagle's going to try to grab your cat
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while you're watching.
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And the goat butched the eagle.
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And the eagle screams and flies away.
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That's what you need to ask yourself.
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You're Arctic white headed American bald eagle four feet tall with a seven foot wingspan.
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It just happens to be there.
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And I had to watch it twice.
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I think, wait a minute.
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That, that, that's fake.
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So we buy cars, give me the van over videos and photos.
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So if you have a wrecked car, then you just throw it in AI and clean it up.
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I don't tell people this John.
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I wouldn't bring that up.
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I don't think you have to tell them that they're pretty conniving on their own.
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I just thought about that.
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That's a good point.
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What is a, I love AI's music.
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I think there should be a channel just for AI music like that.
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Just like a radio station.
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We do this in the breaks.
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Pre K finds the great AI music and remixes.
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It's, I think it's wonderful.
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There's a JCW show.com is how you get to the YouTube stream.
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But is it going to ruin?
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I mean, is it killing society?
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I mean, what's going to happen here?
23:36
Get one more cut of the guy.
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If you want to hear this, just kind of imagine Stevie Nicks as Doris Day.
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It's only me who wants to wrap around your dreams.
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I mean, it's great.
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But is it, is it ruining?
23:57
So I took some photos of my wife that I have and told it put her in a pink string bikini.
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I want to see that right now.
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Do you AI'd your wife?
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I don't know if that's the thing you did.
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Did she know you did this?
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I mean, I showed it to her.
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But I mean, she's like, I did this in Vegas.
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I said that this is in Vegas when we're sitting at a table.
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Don't show that to Bob.
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Do not show that to Bob.
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Stand up from a table and strips off to a bikini.
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So I took a photo of us with friends sitting at a dinner table.
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I said, stand up, strip off your dress and being a pink bikini and dance.
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And it looks so real.
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Dude, that looks so real.
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There's one I could show you that is so real that you wonder if it's not real.
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There was one I saw you do with a bear.
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I mean, I could show you that.
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There's been no question you believe it.
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Yeah, I believe it.
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Not showing Bob on purpose, right?
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Does your wife like to drink rum?
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Dillon and Galveston have 07 Honda Element with 125.
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Needs some minor work.
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What is the minor work?
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It needs a couple spots where there's like my neighbor told it to me.
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He hit like, he backed into something but it like scraped the side.
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They probably just buffed and like maybe repaid it in that area.
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And then it needs a window motor.
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And two-wheel drive or four?
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And is it a EX and LX or an SC?
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I'm sitting around.
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Oh, it does not have any badging on it.
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So it's probably...
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It only has like power windows and...
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And it's got 125 on it?
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Hang on, look at one other thing.
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Probably four grand.
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I think you want five.
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I think I'd give four.
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That's good though.
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Go to GiveMeTheVin.com and load it up.
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Roger, you have a 15 Chevrolet SS and that is the one with the...
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What motor is in that car?
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It's the Z06 motor?
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Yeah, it gets an LS3.
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And it was a joint venture with that Australian company.
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I forgot the name of it.
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What's the name of the company?
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Holden, that's right.
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Okay, so this is a hot rod Chevrolet that was built by Holden and it's got Chevrolet's
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power plane like Corvette engine.
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It's a 15 with 59,000 miles.
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He said the dealer offered you 28.
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You want 32, but it's got 59 on it.
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Does it have any car facts?
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Does it have any bad car facts or minor car facts on the history?
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This car is my father-in-law's car.
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He had passed away in March and we're just settling the estate.
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So are the miles to a 5.9 or have they gone to 60?
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Because when the car goes to 60, it's going to lose $2,000, $3,000 in value.
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Nope, it's at 59,330.
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Yeah, the two minors is kind of a problem.
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Go to GiveMeTheVin.com.
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Just go to GiveMeTheVin.
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America's Best Car Buyer.
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My name's John Clay Wolf.
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Buy cars on the radio for GMTV.
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We're back to the John Clay Wolf Show, presented by GiveMeTheVin.com.
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America's largest weekend morning show, occurred all across America.
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Los Angeles, San Diego, Las Vegas, Houston, Dallas, Nashville, New Orleans, Oklahoma City,
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Austin, Denver, Phoenix, and available to the rest of the world at JCWShow.com or
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And now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf.
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And Kansas City, home of the Chiefs, who are not winning right now.
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What a game that was, man.
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Speech and Pediment Terrence.
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Did you watch the Chiefs' game?
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Speech and Pediment Terrence, are you there?
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They're getting my butt checked today.
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He's not with us at this moment.
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I don't think he watched the game.
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Crab in California.
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Did you watch the Chiefs' game?
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And I want to give a scatterboot shout out for the Giants, too, man.
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I have him on my fantasy football team.
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But hey, I want to give real quick a John Lodge singer and bassist with Moody Flues.
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He just died recently.
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He was a big influence on me when I was in school, in high school, in the 70s.
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And a nice and white satin, I'm just a singer in a rock roll band.
30:22
So JD can appreciate.
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Hey, let me give you all a little tip.
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When Crab is on the air with us, you can't throw in the little nuggets because it
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I was just going to say, Crab, I've got a tambourine somewhere signed by John Lodge and
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the other members of the Moody Blues back in like 97, I think.
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Well, we go way back.
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So thank you for this.
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Let me shout him out.
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Mark and Houston, a 16 VW Passat, but it's a TDI, so it's a diesel.
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Hey, hey, I'm sorry about that.
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Is this, is this car, does it have a sunroof and leather?
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It does have sunroof and leather.
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It's not a diesel though.
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That's Turbo Direct Injection Diesel or whatever.
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So you've got 150,000 mile, 10 year old Passat with gas.
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Moody Blues, another one of those progressive bands.
31:45
We were looking for like sausage fest concerts.
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Why did I bid it so low is because the Volkswagen gas and the Audi's gas with 150,000 miles don't
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have any life left in them.
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Back to Speech and Pediment Terent.
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Speech and Pediment Terent are you there?
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Yes, I'm here, sir.
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It says that you have a two, you have a bone sticking through your toe.
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I'm up two to my toe, right through my toe.
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My right toe got just, it got just come on up with that toe going.
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He's bad to the bone with his broken tongue.
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I want to mention Skye and Skrull, they're showing a foundation.
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They both have breast cancer.
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I thought ladies only got it.
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Men that have breast cancer, it's like dogs that care.
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That's for you Montell Williams had breast cancer.
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We went from a bone to breast cancer.
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Bone is a tone of breast cancer.
32:59
I had a customer call me the other day, he goes, listen to the radio show, love you guys.
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My favorite part of the show is that guy that can't talk.
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Finally we had a vote for Terrence because I thought I was the only one.
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That was his favorite part of the show.
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Of all the stuff we do.
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Because I've been told so many times to get rid of him.
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Well, we have at least one customer that loves him.
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If you do character voices, here's a little tip, don't fake that.
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People don't like it.
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One day we're going to run into a guy and he's going to be all prim and proper talking
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He's going to say, hey, guess what?
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And he'll start mumbling.
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Oh, you think it's a stick?
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Yes, I think it's a whole thing is a bit.
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Hey, Pre-K, it's time for Black, White, Latino, or other.
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Let's knock that out.
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You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge.
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It's time for White, Black, Latino, or other.
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Everybody's favorite game show where I read a crime story and y'all just, you know,
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give me the general vibe, all right?
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So this week, our culprit's coming straight out of Arkansas.
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We got a man who was brought into the hospital with a large red mark on his chest.
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He told the nurses a story about him and his buddy were playing bodyguard and gotten a
34:25
But when police came and started asking his wife, the jig was up.
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She revealed that him and a buddy had been getting slizzard off the liquor and said, hey,
34:35
wouldn't it be fun if we took turns shooting each other with a bulletproof vest?
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He was reportedly pissed and let off five rounds in his homies, or let me say this.
34:46
They took turns shooting each other with a .22 rifle.
34:48
But after the first friend took his slug, he was reportedly pissed and let off five rounds
34:53
in his homies back.
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The duo was arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault, but were they white, black, Latino,
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That's a pair of bulletproof vests.
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Just some red necks.
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This is what it is.
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Are they YouTubers?
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This sounds like a YouTube meme.
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Tik Tok or YouTube.
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Just your regular townfolk.
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So it's that we've all voted white.
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Not black, not Latino, not Asian...
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This was this layout, I believe.
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I mean, I'm sure it's such an obvious that it's gonna be something else. So I'll go Vietnamese
35:53
See I was hoping that yes, this would be too obvious and y'all might trip yourselves up
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Chris Hicks 36 and Charles Ferris 50 years old some dirty white boys
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JCW show calm and check out the YouTube
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You're not totally awesome John that that you know if you ever saw the deer hunter Vietnamese do enjoy gun play
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We'll be right back. My name is John Clay wolf bike cars in the radio from Eric's best car bar. Give me the Vin.com
36:29
My friend Kenner had a joke years ago that made me laugh harder than I've ever laughed in my life
36:33
He's like my dad's from India and they don't know American customs just like you. Yeah, my tooth fell out and I said dad
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My tooth fell out and he goes, okay, throw it in the trash. No, no, no
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I'm gonna put it on the pillow and the truth fair is gonna come and and give me money
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Yeah, and he goes what what are you talking about?
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And he goes if I put my tooth under the pillow in the middle of the night a fairy comes in and leaves me a dollar and he goes
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Interesting and he goes to bed
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He says it wakes up the next day and he looks underneath this pillow and there's no money under there
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Yeah, his tooth is still there. Yeah, and so our ten of his dad's teeth
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How much did we get?
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It's Texas oh you weekend the game starts in what 30 minutes or something. No, no, they're 230. Yeah
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Oh, I thought I was a 11 kick. Okay. No, but there is some really good games at 11 o'clock
37:29
There's there's a lot of good football games this week. You gotta love, Oklahoma
37:33
You know in Oklahoma
37:35
You know, you've made it not when you graduate from college, but when you're the first one in the family
37:42
To have working trailer lights breaks and registration
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Well, John you're making a comeback you went three and two last week
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Yeah, so I'm up now only and I almost won that other one
37:58
Yeah, well, you had a bad beat Bama. Yeah scored a late touchdown just a garbage touchdown
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Can you imagine somebody had a big money in that last second touchdown like
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Yeah, unnecessary roughness, so yeah better way to shut a crowd up man
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I'm only up a hundred right now. So let's go over the games. These are the games of the week here
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Okay, number at 11 o'clock central time number eight Alabama four and one versus
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number 14, Missouri five and oh it's at Mizzou John six
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Alabama is favored by three and a half. This is the biggest game ever for Mizzou at home. Okay
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Mizzou has really good quarterback top in the SEC
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Best running back to John you since you won you get to go first Bama
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All right, so it could go either way
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I don't have a ton of confidence in that pick, but Bama. I'm just betting
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Sometimes I bet like a woman
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Maybe a lot, you know, they have pretty uniforms and they don't have their names on the back
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So they're really good sportsmen now
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Bama's on a roll Bama's got their mojo back. They've got something to prove
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They've they've been embarrassed to hell and back lately
39:08
And I think that they are going too far off today
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So I agree so then that means you have to move the line John since you really yes, yes
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What do you move the line to and I can decide yes or no one point
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So you want to go to four and a half? Yeah
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All right, I'll take that no problem. Okay, so I got Mizzou. Yeah, damn. All right. That was that was easy
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I think it'll be closer than you think. All right number two the second game here at 11 o'clock
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And I'll pick on this one number one Ohio State
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They're the best in the country obviously five and oh at so was Penn State until last week
39:47
Yeah at number 17, Illinois. They're five and one again a big huge game for Illinois. Are they for real playing where it's at Illinois?
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Ohio State's favored by 16 and a half
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Yeah, that's gonna happen. Last time I Illinois was on the
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First Indiana they lost like 60 to seven. It was just insane. So I think they're just pretenders
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What do you say John does I'm gonna take Illinois in the points? Okay
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All right, that made it easy didn't have to move the line at all
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Uh next game speak of indiana. They've been giving it all back
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At 230 central time number seven indiana five and oh at number three
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Oregon five and oh this is at 230. So this is gonna be a great way in indiana
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Number seven in the country versus number three, Oregon. Both are undefeated
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It's at Oregon. Oregon's favored by seven and a half points
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You get to pick this one first, huh? You go first. No, no, we go back and forth. That's how it works down, you know
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Here we go. I think the same thing. No, I believe so I believe Oregon's gonna win
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But I don't think that seven and a half points is a little bit much. Okay, so we'll go I'll go that one
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Okay, so I feel like I just got one in the bag. All right. I feel like I lost one of the last two
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Three and two texas versus number six oklahoma
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Of course, it's in dallas is the quarterback playing
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I'm waiting to hear something if mature is playing or not for uh, oh you if anybody knows I've seen any cars
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Isn't it mature? No, I'm making it up. I remember major the tow truck in the cars
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I mean, you're in oklahoma. It's got to be major
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Well right now here's what the line is we just got to go with what we're going with
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So if your aunt had balls she would be your uncle the lines texas favored by a point and a half. Okay
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These games go crazy. I mean you
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Everything says oklahoma should win this game, right? Right. You arch has been playing crap, right?
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I'm gonna know the opposite. I think texas is gonna cover on this. Good. Thank you. Just go ahead with it
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Give me my money. Oh, just
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I'm owe you. All right. I I just have that
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You're you have this weird feeling that arch needs to be at abalone christian
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Or arch needs to be playing at louisian attack
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And he might be the back. Sucks is a strong word. He's just not that good. He's not a high
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No, he's not he sucks for the position. He's in if I was the president of the united states
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I would suck. I might be a good city councilman, right?
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Okay, he's just so you're saying for it to be the quarterback of the university of america's team
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Yeah, I don't know about that, but to be a for texas university to be the quarterback for them
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It's not he's not qualified. He doesn't qualify if he walked on to that team
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They might he might be the third string
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Wow, how'd he get this position
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He's got a last name and he had a great high school run in a private deal
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And I'm in private school sports with my kid. Okay, and we're gonna go to state. We're gonna go to state
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I'm like state of what?
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Of the rich kids around town episcopalian state, right? He needs more reps. He really does that he's he's got thrown in there
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He's he's this is his first real full year like he's not good enough
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Why are we making excuses for a guy? That's not good enough. He's just not good enough. It's like brand loyalty
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It's fan loyalty manning manning manning. Let's judge it by the facts
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And he's not good enough to be the quarterback of the university of texas a college quarterback. Yes
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Maybe not for you for texas university. He'd be great for
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Louisiana tech gregian cajuns. I mean
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I I keep saying it give me another one. Uh, what's that one in nakidoshis?
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Sam houston state or whatever. Yeah, he'd be kicking that ass there, you know
43:57
North texas played last night and I didn't he wouldn't start at smu if he was at smu
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I don't know if you'd start at north texas. I understand
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I'm thank you for finally coming around that but
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Because they have a really good freshman quarterback, but they're still just they're not gonna be anything
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Texas and and he wouldn't start there
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Why is he starting at ut?
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Did you see the one okay?
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The kid got his helmet knocked off last week that can happen to anybody
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And when that happens you must come out of the game to get checked in the backup
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That I don't even know his name came in and he threw the best pass of the day
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One play this kid had he threw a dart it looked like a 90 mile an hour baseball pitch on a 12-yard slant
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And it was beautiful and it was clean and it was pro ball looking arch manning does not have that delivery
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I'm sorry. Well, let's see if he can shut everybody up
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If they if they run the ball a thousand no
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If they run the ball and let him run the ball if your aunt had balls
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She would be your uncle and I can't believe I'm defending either. What are the odds?
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What are the numbers they're they're saying the odds say that they like texas texas point a half
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They're saying so because of the mojo factor of the texas. So you contest it can be crazy and then it happened
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If you've got a decent quarterback, he's got good form too. You're talking about caldwell stymie caldwell
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Stymie. Yeah, I didn't know back up for you back up. Yeah
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There's one NFL game
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Because we got to go five and then this is your picture. I hate nepotism
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They were tell last year get rid of quinn yours and put arch in give me a break
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Quinn you should have stayed on another year and gotten paid. You're getting paid more at ut than you are at
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Miami and so that is a fact right now
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All right, the NFL game of the week if quinn yours was the quarterback right now
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I would completely have a different opinion of everything
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And the defense sucks. Well, the reason the defense sucks is because your quarterback sucks and they don't have any confidence
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In the mojo mojo is a very fragile thing
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Steam momentum it's very fragile affects all aspects down to the trainers and with a crappy quarterback
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They ain't got the mojo. They don't think they can do it because they can't okay. I'll shut up
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It would give him another year on the bench and to learn but anyway to learn. He's not good enough
46:21
The NFL game the big game of the week
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49ers are at the buccaneers both teams are four and one. It's at 3 30 on sunday
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Both teams are banged up buccaneers are real banged up, but somehow they just keep how's baker baker's healthy. They're gonna win
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Straight up that's your pick. What's the what's the odds?
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So the spread is the buccaneers are favored by three and a half. So you're going straight up
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Yeah, yeah, I'll take I'll let you take that because I think the 49ers are they're better coach teams
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The 49ers are better than the but but baker's got the mojo thing going on. Now. Let's talk about jackson dark
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Let's talk about the crappy new york giants. They're terrible and they swap out
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Lead men and look at what happened the mojo changed
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34 points worth of terrible against the philadelphia eagles. Yeah, they've got something going there with those two rookies
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It's is that new energy really was
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Get rid of baker. I mean, uh, what's his ass and put in somebody else and try some new energy
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Look at what happened in new york. It's a different team all of a sudden
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They aren't they absolutely are maybe i'm a little off. He just went to dart start
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Uh, two weeks ago. Okay. What's been happening since he started starting. Well, they won one game. They lost to the saints
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I mean, they should have never lost to the saints, but but it's taken time
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Yes, he's got some new mojo for that team for that team was
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Well, I say they're worse. Texas is not very good. The team around banning is not very good
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That's part of the problem too
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If you have the manager is not very good the coach. No the qb. Oh
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The qb is a big job. The qb is it's you show me a great team without a great qb
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You know kiss a kiss a kiss you ass you want failure so bad for manning
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I'm never I mean, it's like you never even seen me this hot about anything
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No, like all week last week
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First florida every pass. That was a terrible pass. You get a text message from john
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Oh, I could my kid could have done better than that. I mean every every pass you're judging and then when he threw a good pass
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Why don't you try that many times and you're at that level you're gonna hit every once in a while
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Despise anything with texas, but I think he's gonna have a pretty good game
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Just enough to beat. Oh you here. We'll see that's gonna be at 230. I hope there's no chance
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I hope it's a good game, man. We'll be back in a minute. My name is john clay. Well, if this is the
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49:59
Buddy minds texan wants to go ride cross country in the morning. I'm like, dude
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I'm not going to get back from this tech game until probably 1 30 in the morning
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Up and ready. You're gonna stay the night out there. Mm-hmm come right back home of buddy holly home of mac davis
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I've never even been to love it really nope
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We used to drive through there every time we went to see my great aunt in new mexico
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Lived in quest to between red river and towels
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And my mom always said Lubbock is like a dirty town dirty
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Yeah, but it's the it's the first in the first by which you judge all others the first
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International house of pancakes i've ever seen in my life really and to this day
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If if I ever go through Lubbock, I always stop at the international house
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I think the roster this year is 30 million on their player payments. Is that right 45?
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Like this year is 28 next year is 45. Ah, okay. That's all that's big money
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They'll be in the playoffs. Yeah, you're gonna throw some tortillas away here at the game. That's a big thing they do
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They're not mexican. No
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That's what they do is they throw tortillas out and they use my wife is gluten whatever now
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So it's got to be corn tortillas. Oh, no
51:09
Is she gluten free or she's she's trying it because she feels bad and she's given a world to see if it works
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Okay, I'm getting off of it. Some people have to do it for health reasons. That's why how she's just making her feel bad
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And the doc said yeah, yeah
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Is that new I mean what were people doing that that had a problem in the where were peanut allergies in the 50s
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Where were you know strawberry allergies all these allergies gluten gluten? What's the other one that's big?
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I don't know. I just know gluten. I've heard that terrible disease. No acetal that gets you
51:40
Hey speaking of AI and the guys that are on the stream right now can at jcwshow.com can see this better
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Obviously because it's hard to but on grok the AI thing
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There's a thing called imagine or something they're doing and you can make these six second videos out of pictures and like
51:57
Hey, there's one being played right now. Um, that bear grabs you
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Yeah, I gave him that that picture of rick feralis and I and turn the bear and rick. There's my buddy with in the pool
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That's not real. It looks real with that that iguana. That's look at this
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John god, dude, seriously. Is that not ridiculous? I was just jacking around with it
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I said is a family photo. I said strip all of our clothes off put us in swimsuits and run across the field
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That's great. Is that not ridiculous?
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Wow, see all this at jcwshow.com going forward man. We're not going to believe anything
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Nothing nothing it's that luxury if you told me I mean granted
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I know you're better than you'd strip off and run at a speed up, but it does look good play play one more time. Humboy
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Um, you're not hurting anything. You're not hurting anything by letting it play
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So yeah, that bear looks real. Well the bear doesn't look real, but we look real
52:52
It's it's pretty weird. So you won't be able to tell the difference in what's real and what's not and uh
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That iguana is not smoking a joint
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What is that going to do for I mean politics stuff like that?
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I mean people are going to start believing things or any do you get caught doing something you won't believe it
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Look how fit I am. I didn't realize I'd been working out
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Here's where it's going to have an impact early is in the courts
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Proof that I did it. What do you mean? You got a picture of me doing it. That's that's grog
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What do you mean? You got video of me doing it? Oh, you got a recording of me. Yeah, really on the phone?
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Really yeah, is there any way to prove I mean that that's fake other than we know that's not
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I think there is some type of software that can tell yeah, it'll say it's ai generated. Got you, but that ai will get better and better
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And uh, it's gonna be a mess
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I hope some form of regulation like that does exist sometime in the near future because like as you know, water
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Just a simple watermark anything created by ai includes the watermark when's the first movie coming out bob?
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That's strictly ai the the artists the actors didn't even show up
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It's already out and I was in a meeting in la and an ai video thing two weeks ago
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And they were going over this and the creators and the lawyers were in their argue with each other a film
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Yeah, I mean, dude, this is way way way past where we see it right now. Really they've already done it. They've already done it
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Yeah, it's it's off the
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Sharks see I tend to miss that because I say we've been watching animation since steamboat really animation. Yes, but
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You know walt Disney created that people created that this is created by ai
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That's speaking of ai and stealing things taylor swifts getting dogged
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By stealing hooks off of other people's music and I love it. I love it. I love it
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Let's play it 16-1. Just listen
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Stealing from the mexicans
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That's pretty close. That's really close. Yeah
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Yes, Luis Miguel. Is it her or whoever's producing her?
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It's her. It's whoever's producing her, but but I mean they should be checking this stuff. What's 16-2?
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I'm feeling so cool
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Thank you for the lovely bouquet
55:52
Hey, and those those aren't the same three simple chords either. That's I mean, that's an exact match
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They're doing a duet together
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The one thing the Jonas brothers good song finally got released where people are hearing it
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Because it is a good song the cool songs better than hers
56:23
You know that happens George Harrison did this years ago when he wrote my sweet lord
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Yeah, you know, and it's the same chords and same melody as he's so fine by the chiffon
56:33
And he got sued for plagiarism and found guilty and had to pay a penalty for it and he said I don't know
56:38
It just must have stuck in my head. Yeah
56:41
Speaking of speaking of AI deep fakes painter bob ross from the public television. Oh, I love this station
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You know the crazy one little mountains little birds little mountains little grass little trees
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Versus mr. Rogers and a wwe bout and this did happen for real. This is not a 18
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And in this place king
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That's mr. Rogers walking to the ring and he's got Marilyn Monroe on his arm
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I never thought I'd see this on monday night ross mr. Rogers. It's a beautiful day to paint this canvas with your blood
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Did you see on there with mr. Rogers banging with easy? Yes, that was great
57:39
And this boys and girls is why network television is going to die and we're getting stupider is because we're all sitting in our
57:44
Bits you're doing it watching i'm doing it. We're not watching tv
57:48
You're sitting next to your wife the lights are off and the glow in the room is from the two phones
57:52
And we're sitting there watching for for hour and a half every night and we fall asleep
57:57
Yep, and that's it every night. You're right
58:01
It's well, what's over a network television network tv. Yeah the ad price of that is just
58:07
I mean the the taylor sherdons and the few big hits are going to grab you and get you away from your phone
58:12
Peacock pluses and everything else paramount. I'm dude. I'm as bad as anybody
58:18
I I've been shaming people forever and now i'm about watching streaming tv just watching my phone
58:24
I don't watch network television and I can't tell you last time
58:28
Sports sports and that's why it's sports. It's a big business. I mean you have the big
58:33
That's the only place the commercials are worth anything because people will watch the commercials because the game's not over
58:38
Well, the big tens monetizing they're they're forming a group together where they're gonna
58:43
I mean they're gonna get
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Billion dollars because of sponsors
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All the money is trying to plant where there's actually eyeballs. Correct. And there's no eyeballs on
58:54
Midday television. No, what the hell is that worth? Who's yeah, I pay 50 cents for a commercial on midday air
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I mean, no, no, no, I said I'd pay. Oh, you pay. Yeah, I mean just nothing. Yep. Just nothing
59:05
Hey john, this is larry from abc your local affiliate. You know, we were doing a special and click. Yeah
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I just don't I mean, there's nothing to imagine being a sales guy right now. Oh
59:16
That's a tough bastard. Yeah, it's terrible or radio radio's tough but tv's tougher. It's tough tv's tougher tv's tougher
59:24
Everything's available on streaming and I can go through it and just zip right through your commercials
59:29
I knew it was going to happen, but I didn't think it was going to happen
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I mean, I've never seen it happen. It's worse than what I imagined was going to happen. I don't what about you? Yes, absolutely
59:39
It's it's like I said Hollywood is screwed
59:45
Entertainment stronghold is the Hollywood that is busted
59:50
These networks are wanting Paramount just sold discoveries wanting to sell. I mean, it's broken
59:56
And and mr. Beast and the other top 20
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Are taking it over youtube google is owns youtube google will be they're gonna have to get broken up. They're gonna be standard oil
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There's no way. Nothing. I already are. They already are
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Google standard oil for those of y'all who are uneducated or really young
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It was it was they broke the the government broke the company up rockerfellers company into exxon
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Maybe mobile mobile texaco. I forgot all shell for sure
00:25
So these fuel brands that you see now are after a breakup of a monopoly
00:30
Standard oil standard oil. Yep, and this is going to happen to google
00:34
You know microsoft has too much of a hold this no, no nobody's got a hold like google. No
00:38
They're in everything nobody everything nobody. Yeah, it's ridiculous
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car calls coming up next
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Automatic with the mighty t bar. Okay. I don't know what that means, but is it um
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Is it it's a regular cab or a uh extended cab back then they were all regular
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On a scale of 1 to 10 sitting in like a museum. Where would you where would you hit it?
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So it's pretty nice. You want 8,000 for it. I don't know if I'll give 8,000 for it, but I might I need photos
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It's all about the condition. It's all about the gauges working in the in the rub marks on the
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On the door handles me. How nice is it? It's just it's an antique, right?
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Nobody's ever going to drive this damn thing. They just want to buy a memory
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We'll be right back. We're into a few more of those as soon as we get back
01:55
I'm affected by this hulk hogan sex tape. I am 140 million dollars
02:00
I hope the woman in the video got some money because I can't imagine being a woman and explaining hulk to a friend
02:07
So this new guy, what does he look like? He's like horseshoe bald, but uh
02:12
Also with a mullet at the same time
02:15
It's a strange combination. Yeah, but he's shredded. He's in great shape. Oh, so he's young now. He's like 75
02:22
Well, he's an older guy. He's probably a good dresser mostly spandex
02:27
Well, at least no one knows who had sex with him. Let me stop you again
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And now we return to the john clay wolf show call john toll free 800 800 radio and check out the podcast at jcw show
02:39
Now john clay wolf. I was just walking out in the shop looking at the cars
02:43
There's a huge box out there and I had a flashback and almost her crying
02:49
Remember big screen tvs in the 80s. They were huge. Oh really?
02:55
So my grandmother gave my dad one for christmas
02:59
and the box was huge
03:02
My dad told my brother to take it to our office and tear it up pieces and put it in the dumpster
03:07
So my brother told me
03:14
And ride in the back of his truck. Okay
03:17
So this massive box and I'm the weight of it in the back of his truck. He's 16 17
03:23
I'm 10 years old and the drive to the office was 30 minutes on the interstate
03:30
And I kept feeling the box lift up and you know, I'm screaming back there
03:34
And obviously you don't hear me because he's in the front of his truck in the cab
03:39
I mean that is like child abuse. Hold on. Okay, so he had you
03:43
In a box in the back a huge box
03:46
While he's driving 70 miles per hour on highway. Yes
03:50
How did your parents let him live? They didn't know that he did it
03:54
And and I mean it was just like the most terrifying 30 minutes of my life
03:59
Because when he's going down the road, you know, the wind is catching the box
04:01
He's trying to pull the box out of the truck and I'm the weight in it and I weigh 100 pounds
04:05
Oh, nothing catches air in the back of a pickup truck at high speeds better than a wide cardboard box. Right, right
04:13
So I just you probably weighed like 60 pounds
04:19
Yeah, it was not a good experience. Did you ever have anything, you know, he also when we were jumping
04:26
He would move like a big
04:31
For me to clear until I've you know, finally hit it and landed on it and crashed to death
04:37
He used you as a prop. Yes
04:39
You were his prop. Yes. Oh my god. Did you not know nobody had a big brother like that?
04:44
I mean the the bicycle thing looking back. I can laugh the box thing. I'm still pretty pissed. Are you PTSD every time you see it?
04:50
Yeah, I mean, I was really lucky. I didn't die. Yes. Kind of yeah
04:55
Me must have hung me over a cliff
04:58
By my shirt and hope the shirt didn't break
05:02
Yeah, he's like, hey, we're gonna try something real quick here. John. It's okay. Don't worry about it
05:06
Get in a box in the back of my truck. We're going to the office. That is abnormal by the way
05:11
I mean, I hope you know walley never did that to bever. No, I had an older sister
05:16
I like my brother, but I didn't like that. He did a lot of stuff like that
05:20
I used to think she wanted to kill me for years and I would have decided maybe a lot of that was just like my own
05:25
He did kill your horse. Yeah, we talked to him before the dead horse. Yeah
05:30
I miss the dead horse. Yeah. No wonder how he's doing. Should we
05:34
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
05:38
It's fun to talk to him. Yeah
05:40
Wonder what he's doing right now. He's a nice horse. Yeah, he's a great horse
05:43
We can always speech impediment Terrence. It's very I wish you hadn't hung up because I was gonna bring you on as a contestant for
05:49
Jeopardy. Oh, is that time?
05:51
He's not here stop it. He's not here. We'll do sir minus sir minus. You're on the Appalachian Trail
05:57
Whoa, and I'm ready for Jeopardy
05:59
Okay, he is on a cell phone walking the hiking the Appalachian Trail for two months. What is the name of your Instagram deal?
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JCW Hikes plural the NT the end the AP Appalachian Trail
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All right minus go ding ding ding from the AP when you have the answer. Let's roll Bob
06:18
All right, let's look at our categories for this week way back earliest category one
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sorry way back funny that is classic comics from long ago and
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Category two the sky is the limit crazy airplane stories already play. Yep. Here we go category one question
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Richard Pryor has been considered America's groundbreaking black comic
06:38
The real og black comedian recorded his first album in 1956
06:43
Ding ding ding. Oh, damn
06:45
Pre-k who is red fox. That's correct. I was gonna say that but uh when you said 59 I was like that's too old
06:51
He really was around back there. He almost goes back to volubil question two despite once become a
06:57
Notably intellectual hoity-toity career. This American comedian was literally the first stand-up act to fill stadiums
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Back when he was a wild and crazy guy ding ding ding John who is
07:14
Who is Steve Martin that is correct. Yeah wild and crazy guy. Duh speaking of a wild and crazy guy
07:21
Question three comedian George Carlin stand-up hero
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Was an edgy comic who faced multiple arrests for using obscene language on stage in the early 60s
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One more time and died of a heroin overdose one more time George Carlin stand-up hero
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Was an edgy comic who faced multiple arrests for using obscene language on stage in the early 1960s
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There's a movie ding ding ding who's blacky norton in grand. Can I get a hint starring Dustin Hoffman?
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You know the movie bruce full mighty
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Yes, bruce almighty. Yep
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You're close. I know I can't come up if you turn bruce almighty's first name into a last name that would be this comedian's last name
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Correct answer is linnie bruce. Who is linnie bruce?
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And he was good. Have you ever find any tapes? Yeah, check them out. All right category two. We move on question one during live aid
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This artist played both london and philadelphia with the help of a trans-atlantic flight on a concord
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Ding ding. Oh, there goes linus
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That was incorrect. I was gonna say
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I'm glad he blew that out there because I do remember this story and I forgot who it was
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Yeah live aid was at wimbly in london right and at philadelphia
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This is the one artist that played both venues on the same day
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Thanks to the concord
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pre-k. You don't have it
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Who is elton john incorrect?
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Correct your answer is is wait pre-k. You got it. You got one. I was gonna say elton john. So yeah, I got it
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Uh, hey, let me think of who else play. It's not led zeppelin original page. Who else was a big deal that day?
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Actually, I think he did play in a reunion version of led zeppelin if i'm not mistaken time is up
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Who is phil collins?
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Yeah, that was a big deal back then. All right question two
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German fighter pilot baron von rick toffin
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Shot down 80 confirmed kills during world war one which earned him this nickname during the world
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JD run. Who's the red baron? That's correct. Oh jd is in the lead two to one
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He's airplane man. I'm an airplane man question three
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This man held an entire commercial flight hostage for several hours in 1971 and demanded a ransom
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Yeah, db cooper. Who is db cooper?
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And the crazy bastard jumped out of the back in a parachute and they never found him again
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It's a fabulous story. They found some 20s and 50s on the ground years later
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Appalachian man gets on the board on the double jeopardy back to category one question one fans and friends have nicknamed this old school comic
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Despite his title is the most ruthless roast master ever ding ding ding jd. Who's done wrinkles? That's correct
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Man jd is mopping y'all up smoking. It's about time for one one five years later four or three
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He's got four is double jeopardy now
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Question two back in the day a comedian knew he'd made it
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After a set when he was asked to come and have a live sit down on this late night
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Here's johnny karson. That's correct. Oh my
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Yeah, six the way just just run it up here. Let him go a little more for s and g
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All right category two question one historians mark the first sustained
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Controlled powered air flight in a craft created by the Wright brothers at this side
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What is kitty hog? That's correct. Thanks. Hey, john, you're on the board. Look at that. You're not shut out
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Yeah, that was a hard one too. All right question two
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This location stands as earth's only continent that can only be reached by flight
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John what is Antarctica? That's correct. Oh trying to come back
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He's down by two. We got another one here. Whoo. All right
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This american military craft completed in 1969 was the first attack aircraft capable
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Of vertical takeoff and landing operations. Hey p. Did I hear a ding? Yeah
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Oh, that's correct as incorrect
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And what one more time it was it was named after a bird of prey
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But blackhawk is incorrect
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Eagle has incorrect
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Is it a helicopter or an airplane?
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American military craft. I believe it. I believe it was almost like one of those helicopters with the
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I don't have a picture named for bird of prey
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Vertical takeoff and landing. I was in the 60s. The osprey was not in the 60s. JD. I was gonna say osprey. That's incorrect
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What is it? What is the harrier jet the harrier jet? That's not a us. That's a
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British, okay, so you're so so we're still going because he did wrong. Okay
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Now we're not still going because we're out of questions. Oh, there's our winner right there. JD
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I can't make those up on the fly. Tell him what he's won, bubble. Well, you've kept the prize away from the caller
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That's the whole goal. We don't want to give anything away
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We're not giving him any shoes because he's walking. He's gonna be barefoot. Where's he at now? Where are you at minus?
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Southern Virginia. I'm on my way to paris bird virginia. Wow
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That's crazy. Wish I was with you brother. I need to look at his instagram and look at these pictures
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Do we know why? I wanted to tell you guys
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The best thing that happened to me last week was right after I got off the phone with y'all
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I met up with someone who I've been hearing about all trail named
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Freshgrounds and he fed me at three different points throughout the day
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Like met me at the roads and then cooked me up gourmet food at three different times
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I didn't feel like I was ever gonna get to see him
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But he's been doing this for 13 years
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The Freshgrounds leapfrog cafe just feeding hikers all along the trail all year
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Good, that's cool. That's cool. Do we know why jason's doing this? Did we ever come up with that jason?
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Why why are you why are you doing this?
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Well, so I I mean find yourself. You know, it would go between we go between, you know
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Dogs who care lunchy perpinochi
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I mean, whatever whatever suits your bill. I mean, I'm honestly for the most part doing this for everyone else who can't do it
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I mean, john, you don't want to do this. Uh, but oh, I can't do it
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I'm I'm a recovered half-assed recovered paraplegia. There's no way I could do it
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I'm doing it for me. You're doing it for my for my spinal cord injury. That's good
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There you go. There's it's beautiful trail out here. I mean, I'm coasted like you are on trail on your own the dirt bike
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You know, it's just smooth easy trail rub it in rub it in
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Thank you. We'll talk to you next time
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Yo, we're back to the john clay wolf show taking over your radio every saturday morning
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Who's dead from this? This is a great man
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No, I think uh, okay. You got joey. Is he dead? I think so
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One of them has a show on xm
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Uh, you know, there's no reason to sit around and wonder about these things. John this music is very evergreen to me
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You know what I heard on Ozzie's boneyard the other day
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First time in a long time
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I don't want to be buried in a pet cemetery. That was awesome. Oh, pet cemetery from the Ramon jam
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I don't want to be buried in a pet sin all their music sounds. It makes you feel like you're high
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Anesthesia y'all have something on this sheet about anesthesia. It's a compilation of people
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You know when you go in when you've been under anesthesia when you come out sometimes you're in that
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Zone where you sort of say things or see things
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This is a compilation of young folks coming out of uh
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Anesthesia kind of funny and especially the last guy anybody here had a colonoscopy not lately
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Okay, well, you know what happens with colonoscopies. They pump you full of air, right? Here's cut number four. Are you rich?
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I'm a nurse. Definitely not rich
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I need a sugar daddy
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Do you have a boyfriend?
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No, I don't have a boyfriend
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I did. Nobody loves me
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My wife she'll get upset if she sees you touching me like that on my chest. Not everyone
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Let me see your bracelet really quick. I'm gonna take a quick look. No, I'm okay thanks
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I'm just gonna scan it. Look. It's like a laser beam. Yeah
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You know if you wanted to take pictures of me you couldn't just ask
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Yeah, buddy, there was one that saw a colonoscopy. There was a guy he was waking up and
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He starts talking about how he wish he wasn't married and the wife
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You know when I had my ton selected me when I was maybe 13 or 14 and I woke up and there's a beautiful tech there
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And she said hey, how you feeling? I feel like I've been drinking beer
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She got I feel like you're drinking. I'm thinking to myself
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I'm gonna bang this chick
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And I don't recall specifically but I think I was very flirtatious and later later she said well, you're very cute
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Hey, the best story of the day is an irish influencer nearly got killed by cannibals in new guinea
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Oh my god, it's a good story. Yeah, this is one of those. Uh, it was a great croc hunter guy always filmed himself
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Crocky easy animals will kill you're a non second sire. This is a really bad idea
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All right, this guy was over in that part of the world
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Pop a new guinea. Yep, and he sees some obviously look like cannibals on the shore
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And so cannibal look like well, we've got a video. I don't know if we're gonna be able to play it
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And see it but the guy offers the chief of the
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Tribe some salt a salt packet. The chief doesn't like the salt packet
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They got bones through their whole face and feathers everywhere and they look unfriendly and they're holding big spears
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This sounds produced. No, it looks
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You know, then again, it's a tiktok big. So he looks pretty scared
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So we don't have it to be a video from it. I guess we don't did you load him
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We have audio we have audio cut 13
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This is terrifying. They're huge bulls. I've got an offering for them basically bargain our way and try and make them accept us
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Put it in my hands open it and just put it in your hands
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Oh god, okay. He doesn't look like he likes that careful. He doesn't like it. All right guys. Let's move back
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Maybe we have to go out. He's not into that not really welcome. It's really dangerous. I'm not gonna lie
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That is absolutely terrifying. Tell me they're scary. I'm sorry. I'd take you here
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That's wild. There's some salt. Can you imagine running something like that?
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No, why would you do that for a tiktok video?
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Look at it. It's a video at jcw show doc. I mean, that's so that looks like some salt morgan freeman
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It's not morgan freeman
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I have a pet dog with this isn't it. I mean video doesn't play very good on radio. No, it's too much
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Yeah, you have to watch it on youtube channel right now. Yep. All right 800 800 7 2 3 4 800 800 radio
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Miley Cyrus sings a song for her dad
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She does have a stevenick sound
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And what's interesting about that track playing on the track happens to be
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Lynn's bucking down. Yeah, they're on the track with her
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And it sounds like we would make
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Do we see maybe a group getting together here? Miley Miley with them
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Well, there it is. They're doing you're listening to it. You're listening to it. No, like an album something together get John McVee in there
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Listen to that again. That's that sounds really good. Yeah. She sounds like stevenick. That's the most stevenick sounding voice I've ever heard
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She's doing that on purpose
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It's working the vibrato on purpose working. Yeah. Hey, what's this mashup with slipknot spice girls and rage? Oh, those are great, man
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It's not a bad mashup 14-2 is rage
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Yep, this is uh, Vanessa Carlton's song under the song under rage. Basically. Yeah rage against the machine
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Some of those that work forces
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Are the same that bar crosses
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Some of those that work forces
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Are the same that bar crosses
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Some of those that work forces
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Are the same that bar crosses
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Some of those that work forces
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Try to save the bar crosses
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Do what they told you
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Do what they told you
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Do what they told you
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Now you do what they told you
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Those who died are justified
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But wearing a badge and you're chosen white
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But wearing a badge and you're chosen white
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Those who died are justified
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But wearing a badge and you're chosen white
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Killing in the name of
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Killing in the name of
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Supervise and workforces
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