#525 John Clay Wolfe Show 10.11.25

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Now, John Clay Wolf.

Good morning, everybody.

Good morning, Vietnam.

Saab bought a house from a lady.

My dear friend from kindergarten, first guy that ever spent the night at my house

and we're in third grade.

He actually crapped himself and when my mom put his pants in a bag and took him back home,

so he didn't make it overnight.

Got it.

But he attempted.

It was an effort.

It was a great attempt.

What was his first and last name?

Trey Poopypants.

Oh, Poopypants.

There you go.

Thank you.

He's so funny.

He'd be laughing if he's listening right now.

He probably is.

Obviously, it happens to homeless people.

Sure.

Just smoked those britches, dude.

Boom.

And he's crying and it's like, I was like, man, just wash up and stay.

I was excited about having an overnight guest.

Sure.

It didn't make it.

Those are good times.

That's how this story started 50 years ago and how it is currently.

He calls me, says, Hey man, my stepmom, my old stepmom, her house is going in foreclosure.

My dad, who divorced her, has a lien on it.

She won't pay him.

They got divorced.

He gave her a bunch of stuff.

But at the end, he said, Hey, you're going to give me 250,000 and he put a lien on the

house that he gave her.

Fair enough.

So this is a while back.

She never paid it and he starts a foreclosure process.

House has tons of equity and it's the up at the side of town.

Okay.

Nice house.

Yeah.

It's a nice house.

Great lot.

It's in West overills.

You know, it's really fancy and foreclosures don't come up in West overhills.

We got it.

Oh, okay.

So he calls me, says, Hey man, this thing's, um, it tried to sell it foreclosure a week

ago or a month ago.

She filed bankruptcy the day of the sale.

Okay.

So the guy that bought it at the foreclosure sale thought he had it, but the bankruptcy

that she filed four hours before superseded it, washed the deal and it, it brought

a 400 grand, 300 grand.

Okay.

And like her, the, the foreclosure he had is 250.

So he would have gotten paid.

Oh, okay.

This house of praises for two and a half million.

Jesus.

Okay.

So sold for 300 grand.

300 grand.

The guy missed it.

That weird.

Yeah.

So then it went again the next month and nobody bit on it because everybody thought

she was going to file bankruptcy again.

Makes sense.

So he calls me, says, Hey man, this is a hell of a deal.

I know you like deals.

Getting you in on it.

He said, um, take care of me.

Take care of your, your buddy, and I'll show you what's going on here.

So we went to the foreclosure sale and I bought the house, but there were, uh, two of the

bidders and it brought, uh, over million dollars, but that was still a good deal.

It still worked.

So it bought, so about the thing, then she, he gets his 250 paid through the

court and then she gets the equity.

So she calls me.

I call her and I'm like, Hey, hey, darling, um, I don't want to.

But she also has two other homes.

Okay.

The, the, the lady that lives in the house that got foreclosed on has two other homes

that are pretty, I don't know if they're nice, but they're in a good place.

Party.

Shady Oaks country club condos.

Very nice.

Right.

Yeah.

Right.

So I'm like, Hey, I don't want to evict you, you know, but I'm trace poopy pants

so that you, you've got two other, um, houses to move into and she's talking

all crazy.

Tell me about how her ex has been tried to kill her and how he was, you know, she

was fear for a life and I was listening to all this one.

Okay.

He warned me about this.

We're off track.

Yeah.

So I was like, okay.

Um, I need to speed this up, but at the end of the deal, she was real crazy.

And then she started calling.

So I, I called the eviction people.

I said, just let them handle it.

$750.

I'll go through the process and get her big.

Okay.

Yeah.

So you'll never get a title.

You'll never get a deed.

You're not getting this.

I'm like, listen, lady, first of all, I just bought it at the courthouse steps, just like

everybody else that was standing there.

If you need to be thanking me, because if I hadn't been there, the house would have

sold 300,000 dollars less because I'm the one that bid it up 300,000 dollars more

against another guy.

You're welcome.

Yeah.

But that's not the way she saw it.

So, um, so she's not going to move out over my dead body, gets an attorney in California.

He calls me.

He says, she's crazy.

I said, well, I mean, I don't know, but we're just going to have to go through the eviction

deal.

The house is mustered up where like hadn't been trimmed in a while.

So I have the great idea.

I'm like, I'm going to send a yard crew crew.

Yeah.

And start cleaning it up.

And I know that'll put a little pressure on her and she won't like that.

That went way wrong.

I had to go wrong.

She freaked out and then she called the police and she started yelling at the

police and freaking out the police and she, the police came over there and the yard people

are like, what's up?

And then at the end of the deal, they hauled her ass off to the loony bin.

That sounds like it went way right.

Yelling at the cops is always a good idea.

Sooner or later.

Yeah.

I think you, I think you planned it out perfectly.

Yeah.

That kind of worked out.

That, that's, that was, that was a genius stroke right there.

It kinda was.

Well, but she's got, I think she's got protections now because she's in the loony

bin.

Oh.

You didn't think about that.

They're very good.

They're very well should be.

Why would you get protection?

Like, you know, you can't go, it's like, if you drive a Chevy Nova and you're a bully,

you can't go beat up on somebody that can't fight back.

Right.

Yeah.

Not that I drive a Chevy Nova or a bully.

Okay.

They're saying that she has to.

Nobody said anything.

I'm just assuming that someone in the state's custody for mental health issues, you can't

go gank their house.

Oh, there could be a whole section of the disability act all about.

Right.

Yeah.

There it is.

Right.

It could be.

I don't know.

Well, you know there is.

You know.

I don't know.

But she does have two other houses to go to.

But I think she's so crazy to let her out.

If you're crazy, you can't lose your house.

They won't take it.

You say it on, well, what's happening?

No, no, no, didn't say that.

But she already lost her house when the courts hold it.

I don't care, man.

I think you're covered.

And she already got her money.

She got $550,000.

I think you're covered then.

I know.

But it's going to take a while.

Do I own the house?

Yes.

Am I going to?

Is that going to change?

No.

Do I think it's going to get stalled out?

Yes.

Poopy pants.

Because all because of poopy pants.

Just because he came out and crapped his pants at my house when we were in 3rd

grade.

Dude, you're at the street.

Three years old.

Damn stories.

If anybody I've ever possibly known ever, I mean, you just bought a house.

But it turned into a poopy pants.

Crazy person.

Go into the Looney Ben story.

How does that happen?

Oh, oh, oh, it gets better.

Oh, there's not more.

In kindergarten, this is a long course of cause and effect.

It can't be better than that.

It gets better.

Why?

It gets better.

Cross the street from my ex-wife.

Of course.

That's right.

Of course.

Of course it is.

That would be a benefit.

And now my daughter's mad at me.

Of course it is.

Why?

Because I bought a house across the street from my ex-wife.

Her mother.

You're not going to live there.

No, but you know, why are you doing that?

Why couldn't you have bought a house on a different street?

Why do you have to be on her street?

Because this one wasn't foreclosure.

That's right.

Thank you.

That is the obvious answer.

And I made a lot of money.

And there's not many houses like that going foreclosure.

At all.

But I planned all of this.

So the crazy lady would get thrown in the crazy house and my ex-wife would be uncomfortable

because I'm making, I'm clipping the hedges and selling a house across the street from her

and the cops come over and yank the lady off to the crazy house.

I did all that on purpose.

You planned all this?

I planned it.

It's a master plan.

Totally makes sense.

John, I hate to be in an old saw, but your ex-wife is acting a little narcissistic, I think.

Do you think?

She didn't say anything.

It was my daughter.

But she's hearing that from somewhere.

Yeah, I wouldn't wear it.

Who knows?

Oh well, all fun.

I just thought I'd share a little goofy drama with you.

Only you though.

800-800-7234.

800.

Oh and then poops calls.

Hey man.

What's up?

Do you call him poops to his face?

No, but I will now.

Okay.

Now he's fine, dude.

If he was up here right now, he could stand up on stage at the improv and carry 15 minutes.

Damn.

Yeah, he's good.

He's funny.

The name of poops, yeah.

Poops.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the main stage.

Poops.

But he's like, hey, what's going on?

What's the plan?

What are we going to do?

I was like, first of all, what's our deal?

Yeah.

We had 400,000 over the mark.

And I've got it on video when we're bidding.

When I'm bidding?

Yeah.

When I get like 300 grand over where we're supposed to be.

I looked to him.

I looked at poops and said, hey man, deal's off.

Yeah.

The deal's off.

Because he was showing me how to steal it.

And he was trying.

Sure.

He was kicking back something.

Makes sense.

But we got blasted in the sewer line on that one.

Way over the mark, over the skis.

But I think I've already got it sold.

It'll all be fun.

OK.

But I need to get her out of there.

Well, there you go.

She's out.

Yeah, she's out.

But I need to get it cleaned up.

And somebody else wanted to go in there and take a look.

I'm not touching that bitch with a 10-foot pole.

I'm not going in that place.

I don't have a key to it.

I'm, we're this close to it all being handled.

I'm done.

Just stay back.

Gates.

Great.

Hello.

Hey, the dealer offered you a thousand for a 13 Honda Accord with 150.

I didn't recall a number, but I mean it sounds accurate.

OK.

Pre-K, are you on the phone?

Yo, what's the deal?

You typed in the notes, dealer was around 1000.

Yeah, I thought that's what he said.

He said the dealer was around a thousand.

Oh, dealer, sorry.

Sorry, the dealer.

I didn't hear you right, but yeah, got it.

OK.

Validated that.

Thank you, Pre-K.

So you need more than a thousand?

Ideally, sir.

And what is the condition of the body?

I would say average to be totally honest with you.

Just not all wrecked up.

It's been in an accident, been rear-ended, no frame damage,

no airbags deployed, but it's been fixed.

OK.

I'll give, does 1500 buy it?

Does 2000 sound ridiculous?

No.

No, it doesn't.

Does 2000 buy it?

OK.

It should.

I got a clean title, title in hand.

OK.

I like to deal in like certainties.

It should.

Should is an uncertainty.

So.

Yeah, yeah.

Are we going to do business?

Yeah.

I need a new car.

I'm going to get one today.

And I want it to cover my down payment.

And on a 25-ish thousand dollar car that should cover T10L,

shouldn't it?

It should.

OK.

And you're...

So that bitch!

So that bitch right now!

I'm totally assuming we've...

Oh, it's done.

We've had...

We've made a deal.

OK.

Yeah.

So that bitch right now.

I see your number.

I don't have your name, but...

And we'll get it lined up and get you paid so you can get your down payment.

OK.

Thanks, Gates.

Bye.

Thank you.

800-800-7234-800-800.

Radio, my name's John Clay.

Well, coming up next is the car section where we bid cars like that about three

in a row, four in a row.

So if you're calling right now, during the break,

800-800-7234-800-800 radio.

It's called the lightning round.

Year make, model miles, average, rough, or clean.

This one's for you, Beau.

That's why I wear this today.

Oh, nice.

I had an 03 Corolla on here with 50,000 miles that went away.

Pre-K, where did it go?

I liked it.

He's gone.

Hey, dude with the Corolla, the old Corolla, go back to GiveMeTheVin.com and load it up.

Patrick's got an old car, an old turd.

Patrick, you win the old turd of the day, but let's see if it's a polished turd.

Is this a dull turd or a polished turd?

Unfortunately, it's dull.

It definitely needs paint job.

Damn.

I was hoping it had a buffer run over that turd.

You'll never guess what Patrick has.

He has an 87, very limited production, very rare, 87 Ford Taurus.

You know, these and the Camrys, like the Camry is the Taurus of today.

It's like the most produced car.

The Taurus is one of the most successful sales of all time.

Every company, every leasing company, everybody bought it.

But this one's got 30,000 miles.

What makes you believe the mileage is accurate?

It's been in the family since we inherited it from my wife's grandmother.

And she stopped driving because of medical issues.

After I talked to her, it's only got 29,000 miles on it, but everything is original.

But it needs paint, huh?

Well...

Yeah, there's no rust on the paint, so I don't know anything about body work.

The Florida Sun is eating away the plastic bumper, but the paint could be restored.

Well, at the end of like a perfect, perfect, perfect is probably four grand on an 87 Taurus.

So I don't know if it's worth restoring because you'd spend that or more on it.

You know what I mean?

You spend more than that.

Absolutely.

So I don't think it's worth anything, unfortunately.

I like the miles, though.

That's what had me excited.

What buys it?

What's the take to buy it?

I'd probably say around two grand, two to three grand.

I know that's what she wanted out of it, but again, I don't know if it's worth that.

Let me...is it right there with you?

Can you get some pictures or video?

Yeah, I can.

Load it up.

It's at the house, but...

Go to GiveMeTheVin.com.

Take a couple videos of it.

Talk and take some pictures.

Go to GiveMeTheVin.com and load it up.

I've never spent so much time talking about an 87 Ford Taurus in my life, so Patrick,

you should feel excited.

I'm excited.

I hope we're both excited.

I think we should keep this 87 Ford Taurus thing going because it's not over yet.

Alright.

I'm bearing a 2,000 TL with 150,000 miles on it.

It's worth less than that Ford...about the same as that Ford Taurus.

Alright.

Yeah, you know, I know it's not worth much.

Alright.

Stony and Baton Rouge.

You got 0-4-3.

You got a diesel, duly.

Short wheel base.

Wait, single rear wheel.

Yes, sir.

How nice.

Okay.

0-4 Cummins.

4-wheel drive.

Crew cab short bed.

Is it a stick or an automatic?

Yeah.

Automatic.

And how's the paint?

The paint, I'd give it a 7 out of 10 that's got, you know, it's got a couple small dings.

The worst part about the whole truck is one of the bed sides on the fender well.

Black on.

Got some rust from somebody had fender flares on it.

Okay.

Back in the day, I pulled them off and found that spot.

This is in Louisiana.

So, I mean, in Louisiana, you get a rider.

It's like, you know, if you come across the border, they'll give you, you know, 15 mile

buffer zone that they're not going to rest you.

In Louisiana, if you don't have a cracked windshield, at least some mismatched tires and a few

whiskey dents on your truck.

You know, that's a 10 in Louisiana.

It's cleaner than that for sure.

I mean, I've got, you know, $5,000 worth of wheels and tires on it.

It's got some nice suspension ports on it.

It's got a sound system in it.

Take the sound system out of it.

Did you, did you, did you put the stereo in it?

Yes.

Yank that out, put the stock back in and do better unless you cut it all up with the

saw to make it fit.

But no, no, no, nothing's been cut up.

I don't know.

Is it, is it, is it, is it 18 grand?

Does that sound right?

I mean, that sounds about right.

Where I was looking for, I was, I'm trying to get, I'd like to get 15, 16 for it.

Okay.

Then I need to, I need to look at the videos.

Take video pictures, go to GiveMeTheVin.com, load it up.

Guys, managers that see this one, it's an 04.

It's a 12, it's not a 12 valve, it's a 24 valve.

But it's a different engine.

Don't, don't bid it short just because it's a mild out, clapped out Cummins.

If the, if the bed, if we can put the fender flares back on it.

You, here, I want you to be the, you're handy.

You put that radio in.

You go get some fender flares and cover up those sides.

Okay.

All right.

Get to work and we'll get it bought.

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Another old school radio rock and roller dude went down.

That's why we're wearing my Q102 Texas Best Rock shirt.

Cause this one's for you, Bo.

Robert, she didn't have your moment to tell goodbye to all your fans.

And I was one of them.

I was a fan of yours on a Schwinn banana seat bike with a transistor radio hanging on the

handlebars.

Listening to you guys on Q102 before he came to 92 Pavlon Star.

But he's, I'm about seven years old and he's been doing this for 50 years and he was

one of the main, Bo Roberts is one of the mainstays at DFW Radio.

Like Ron Chapman and Hal Jay, Russ Martin, J.D. Ryan.

It sucks that he didn't get his.

J.D. Ryan.

It sucks that they didn't give him a chance to talk.

Yeah, just to say bye.

After so many years.

How hard is it?

You know, listen, we've decided and this is primarily just a business decision and it's

been a great run.

We're thinking Thanksgiving week is probably going to be at that Saturday after Thanksgiving.

If you could, you know, we're going to pull the cord right then, but we want to

give you a chance to go out in a big way and have all your friends back in the

reunion show.

I can tell you what, I can tell you what.

I think they're afraid they're going to tell them all to kiss their ass and make

a big mess of it.

That's not his style.

Now, I mean, they may have been afraid of that, but that's not his style.

And they can always run it.

What about if you're changing it?

If they're loading the songs and you're saying F you and you're changing them

all the time.

Is that a style?

Okay.

You just tell everybody's got different styles.

Everybody's got different styles.

But I like this style.

I'm not knocking his style, but that might have been something to do with

I don't know what self-respecting music.

Jack wouldn't change the songs occasionally.

Of course.

Yeah.

Bobo goes behind the scenes and like changes wire.

So that changes fuses.

He's like the guy at airplane in the air traffic control.

Yeah.

Let's cause some problems.

Somebody's got to keep this thing running.

So what happens when they do this?

So speaking of the crazy lady house story.

And that's in the, I did that a minute ago, 30 minutes ago.

You can grab that on YouTube.

John Clay Wolf, if you're not there now, which you're not because

most are listeners on radio, but we had to evict this lady and she got

the loony bin because the yard guys came to clip the yard and she

called the police and freaked out on her bike.

Crazy.

That's crazy.

Long story.

But it made me think of you.

Oh yeah.

So you, you won't, you rented your house to a lady for a while.

Six years.

And she left it.

And when he gets up there, he's like, she stole all this stuff.

Where's my stuff?

So he gave her a lot of stuff to utilize in her lease agreement.

And when he went back up there to, to take it after she's left.

Gone.

It's all gone.

What was it?

Listen, and she wasn't crazy.

This is like a garden variety con, a long con.

You really think so?

Yeah.

You remember the sting?

Paul Newman, Henry Gondorf would have been very proud of it.

She's a very good friend of mine.

She's the ex-wife of a guy.

Used to be a very good friend of mine.

Right.

And I didn't charge her a dollar more than the monthly mortgage

payment.

I could have gotten a lot more renting it out.

Sure.

I came down here to work full-time, rented her the house.

She was able to live there with her teenage daughter,

and see her through high school.

Everything's fine.

Once in a while, I get the call, hey, Bobby, this, you know,

this, you're washing dryer or they're not working.

So what do you want to do?

I mean, I can get a new one, but these got to go.

Wow.

Really?

Hey, your stove's not working a few months later.

Hey, this hot tub's got to go.

What do you mean?

Oh, the hot tub.

My hot tub on my back patio.

Right.

Has to go?

It's got to go.

Why?

Well, I mean, it hadn't had water in two years and it's just

got to go.

Well, all right.

So I get home.

All that stuff's gone.

Hot tub, washer, dryer, refrigerator, my antique 1958 J308

General Electric stove, which I really like.

Gone.

That stuff's all gone.

Okay.

So you're thinking.

I mean, the kitchen is gone.

An old crock pot.

Mike, I had a giant fried daddy.

It's kind of like a furnace department is the way I live.

Kind of didn't take any furniture with me.

I slept on a rubber mattress down here for the first six

weeks.

You know, I get back in all my stuff's gone lawnmower gone.

Ed's trimmer gone.

Okay.

But she had to replace the stove.

Head is in front of the house gone.

Okay.

Yeah.

But okay, you get rid of the stove.

She had to replace it.

There's one in there.

Yeah.

There's one in there.

Yeah.

There's a refrigerator in there.

It's not the stuff I had.

Okay.

And I don't, you know.

She sold it.

And so the neighbors who were very good friends of her as

well, she was around.

Okay.

Said, well, you know, that hot tub's at somebody else's

house and I've been over there and it's working.

Oh no.

So I think a lot of that stuff wound up sold.

One piece of the puzzle here that will make more sense is

Bobo was going home.

Everyone's well and hitting it.

Oh hell.

That's not the case.

That is not the case.

I'm not calling foul ball on that.

I had my own apartment.

I couldn't stand to be in the place at the time.

So going home part is not true.

The hidden part is true.

Because we all keep, we all keep a house differently.

And I was paying in cash and prizes.

I couldn't stand being in there because we all keep

houses differently.

And I just couldn't look.

But you do not deny the hitting part.

Cash and prizes.

There you go.

I mean, I don't kiss and tell guys.

Here comes the landlord.

Oh boy.

That doesn't allow her to sell.

Like kingpin.

I was very respectful.

I never walked in there and inspected the place.

In fact, when I moved back in July 1st, last year

was the first time I'd seen the inside of my house

in like four years.

So he was stealing a bunch of booty over six years

and she was making him pay for it and he didn't know it.

No, it wasn't six years.

It was just like the last six months or so.

Oh, when she knew the con was on?

Yeah.

So if you were, let's put a dollar value

on the sesca page in six months.

The trade.

Yeah.

So how, if you were having to pay for that,

I don't know what level of quality this was,

but if you were having to pay for that,

how much would it have been around?

I'm going to say like, okay,

what's 40 times 10, 400?

Yes.

Yeah.

400.

A round?

Yeah.

How many rounds?

10.

That's 4,000.

40 dollars each.

A 40.

It's a 40 dollar hand.

Oh, wow.

That's some low rip Poon-Tang dog.

Yeah.

No, no.

And it's all good.

And I'm not going to say,

Not for 40 bucks.

I'm not going to say I've ever had a bad one,

but like, you know,

skills are important.

40 bucks.

So you got $400 worth of Poon-Tang

and she got $15,000 worth of stuff.

Maybe that's a very crude way to put that.

I mean,

That's not the object of the deal.

The object of the deal.

It wasn't your deal.

We're friends.

I did you a favor.

You're living in my house.

I don't bug you.

Eh?

You transfer the money to my account.

No, I don't think so, man,

because it wasn't,

you think you're saying it's forcible or something?

No, no, no, no, no.

She came to my place.

I'm saying that she...

And it's not about that.

I did her a favor.

I gave her a cheap place to live for six years

in my stuff.

All you had to do

was not break my stuff

or steal my stuff.

Let's get a roll of phone.

She did both.

And I'm not quite over it.

Can we call her?

No.

That'd be awesome.

That'd be absolutely awesome.

Well, use matter.

Okay, I think I remember now.

That's more than 40 bucks.

Hey, I paid 60.

No.

I'm telling you, looks don't always.

You can be deceived, man.

But let's get her on the phone.

Let's do the...

To catch a predator deal.

No, I ain't doing that.

Why?

She stole your stuff.

I think it'd probably be best to not.

Okay.

JD, do you have her number?

No, I don't.

I'll call her.

You will.

We'll be right back.

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What's up, Bobo?

Tell you something.

Also a big day for college ball.

What's the big game today, Mike?

There's several.

Like Ohio State?

Yes, yeah, Ohio State.

Look at me knowing sports.

I accidentally turned the radio on the way to work.

Yes, several games.

OU vs. Texas,

Indiana vs. Oregon,

Bama vs. Missouri.

We'll all get to that here in a second.

Florida State playing?

Well, they are playing,

but that's not a big game.

That's not a big game.

Go ahead, stop.

We do have Florida State news.

Stop all your head there.

I'm trying to lead us into it.

Oh, yeah.

Is it that time?

Yes, that time.

And now, from North America's own land down under,

it's time for Sunshine State News

with your certified lifeguard,

J.D. Wright.

Okay, you know, it's fun.

Football isn't fun,

but there's also cheerleading,

which can be more fun, actually,

from time to time.

Nothing like the big college rivalries,

even with the cheer squads,

the marching bands.

Sometimes the marching bands

are actually better than the football teams.

In case...

Here's a long time band.

I didn't know they had band announcers,

but apparently they do.

Oh, yeah.

For Florida A&M,

Joe Bullard,

he got in trouble

because he's talking about this other team,

the Alabama State cheer squad.

They appear to be some plus-sized ladies.

Yes, they are.

And he had this to say

for the honeybees of Alabama State,

cut number seven.

Congratulations to them.

They're now the new face of Ozympia.

Oh!

Damn.

That's just cool.

If you missed it,

he said the new face of Ozympia

for the honeybees of Alabama State.

Some people are giving him a hard time.

That's so mean.

That's just mean-spirited.

Why would you do that?

I know you're going to get in trouble.

They're lovely big old gals.

They're okay,

but I guess he's just being...

He's being the band announcer.

That's how you got to be the big band announcer.

Oh, our cops in Florida

were booking a 51-year-old guy.

This is the nastiest story of the week.

They're booking this guy into jail,

so they're going to check him for weapons, right?

And they X-ray them in Florida

to make sure they're not carrying weapons

in unusual places.

And they found something unusual.

They found the biggest thing they've ever found in...

Travis Kelsey's wood?

Yes.

Matter of fact, that's almost.

Here's the Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd

talking about what they found in this guy,

cut number eight.

So we put everybody through a body scanner

to make sure that they're not trying to bring guns

and knives and drugs into the jail.

Well, you might have thought Walter

was bringing drugs into the jail.

He brought a thermos into the jail.

He put it up the exit ramp.

He said, well, I put that inside my body

24 hours earlier.

The deputy saved his life.

My God, did you imagine?

Why? Why?

How many friends did he have to get

the orange to get that in there?

To get that in or around, for that matter.

I used to have a doctor friend of mine

who said you will not believe the things

that people find in people in the emergency rooms.

In the X-rays, yeah.

Lizards.

A jiffy can of peanut butter.

Oh, my God.

There are so many socioeconomic factors,

though, to consider.

If that was, like, say that was your last

jumbo-sized can of spaghettios.

Right.

You know.

You never know that.

What are you going to do?

Save the spaghettios.

Just, anyway.

At all costs.

I have a friend that, I mean, a doc that

he was a radiologist.

He told me the same thing.

He found lizards.

Lizards?

Not big ones like iguanas.

But yeah, little ones.

Yeah.

And how'd that get in there?

Well, I don't know.

You know.

Yeah, that's always the thing.

My bowels, my intestines have been

chewing.

They scan him and there's a lizard in there.

I must have slipped and fallen on him.

There was a guy that had a jiffy

peanut butter can stuck in there.

How in God's name?

Well, that's what they asked.

And he said that he was nude in the kitchen,

unpacking the groceries.

Making a sandwich.

And he must have put the can on the ground

or he slipped and fell.

And he was naked.

And then he fell on the peanut butter can

and it impaled him.

Right.

Yeah.

You know, even curbside up,

that's an unfriendly shape.

Man.

Yeah.

I just don't know.

Can he sense to me?

None of it makes any sense.

Yeah.

That's not what happened.

My friend of mine said he would find

fishing worms.

Fishing worms.

Yeah.

Men's.

In their bladder.

I'll put it that way.

And that's a serious bass master.

Yeah.

Cool.

So the gerbil trick is real then?

Oh yes.

That's real.

Oh my God.

Gerbils.

And little geckos.

Geckos.

Poor.

800-800-7234-800-800 radio.

If you've got a good story about this,

I will listen.

800-800-7234.

Or possibly when,

what are the shows that,

not the donkey shows,

but the ping pong shows.

Oh yeah.

Where ladies shoot them.

Yeah.

Is that too far?

Yeah.

Have I gone too far?

Yeah, you've gone too far.

Yeah.

Just went too far.

There's a line.

It's rare for me to go too far,

but I believe I have.

In the early days of Internet porn,

one of my favorite short clips

was an eight ball in the corner pocket.

And I don't know,

I'm sure you guys have seen this.

You remember this, Charlie?

What else is going on?

Okay.

What about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?

They've released the list of the inductees

for next month's big ceremony.

You want to hear a montage of who's going in?

Yes.

Cut number one.

Do the twist.

You did have that one song.

Yeah.

Like this.

Uncast.

All right.

Good song.

Really?

White Stripes?

Yep.

They're going in.

They're running out of people.

Shit.

There we go.

Is it a Hall of Famer or a museum?

Damn.

I'm talking to you.

This is King of Tuts, too.

Now we've entered that.

He's perfect.

That's pretty good.

These are nominees.

Yeah.

These are the inductees.

Inductees.

They're going in.

They'll have presenters like Elton John,

David Letterman, Brandy Carlisle,

Flea, E-pop, E-pop, and Doja Cat.

Did Joe Parker have Parkinson's?

Is that what that was all about?

No.

I think he was just a very engaged,

emotional vocalist.

We'll never have another singer like that.

He's dead, right?

Yeah.

He and Meatloaf.

They're kind of similar.

Meatloaf is definitely dead.

It's when it's separated at birth, man.

Hmm.

800-800-7234-800-800.

Radio.

His daughter.

Hey, throw it on.

Pre-K, please put it on hold.

Gainesville, Florida, of course.

Good morning.

What's your story?

Hey, good morning.

This is Mark.

Hi, Mark.

Hey, I was just telling the other gentleman my story.

So my daughter's uncle is an ER doc over in Orlando.

Okay?

Mm-hmm.

And in a family group chat, he sends stuff occasionally,

you know, to tell us, show us what's going on.

And so she sent an X-ray of...

No HIPAA laws broken there.

Go ahead.

Like, hold them.

Yeah, well, so he goes, what is it?

We kid, there's a bunch of us in the chat.

Nobody can figure out what it is.

You know, and he goes, turn your phone upside down.

So we turn our phone upside down.

Good Lord.

It's Buzz Lightyear.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Buzz Lightyear, when the guy shoved the guy to infinity and beyond.

Okay.

Listen, I have this photo on my phone.

So here's what I want you to do right now is go to John Clay Wolf Show on Facebook

and post that on the Facebook site so we can all see it.

Wait a minute.

This is John.

I know your voice.

That's me.

We're on the air and I got to go in three, two, one.

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Oh, my God.

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You cut off my nails.

The Texas chainsaw manicure.

I have no nails.

It's a film so shocking, so realistic, you'll believe it could happen to you.

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And live from the United States.

It's Saturday morning.

It's the John Clay Wolf Show starring John Clay Wolf with JD Ryan.

Michael Turley and Bobby Brown.

And featuring DJ Pre-K, Rush Limbo, Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk,

and Satan, The Prince of Darkness.

And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

Bob, you're kind of a country boy.

Have you ever fallen in love with the land?

Like when you get back towards Bowie and you start seeing those hills and things?

Oh, absolutely.

It's not nearly as pretty as it is down here.

I mean, I know where Bowie is.

Listen, there are spots here that are pretty damn dross them, yeah.

Yeah.

It's weird.

This is dumb, but I grew up on a ranch in Johnson County.

And you just like falling.

I get falling in love with the land.

I get it.

Like guys, I'm never going to sell this place.

This is just part of the extension of my DNA.

And I never thought.

We had to sell the place in Johnson County.

My dad had financial problems.

Oh, yeah.

From 1950s when my granddad bought it.

And he slowly sold it down.

But you know, I got that vibe out here.

I've fallen back in love.

I mean, I've really that same thing that I was missing in my soul from losing that family ranch.

I've got it back out here.

I've done a little walkabout out here.

You know, I usually come in.

We're at Bosque County, Texas.

I leave Thursday mornings.

Walnut Springs.

Sometimes I get here around noon or so just various times.

But in the afternoon, I do a bit of walkabout around because I've driven around with you.

It's a beautiful spot.

Yep.

Dramatic hill changes and views.

Lot of contour.

Yeah.

And I swear to you, not too far down this road.

You know where you're down by the mailbox in the lean to the darkest parking?

Where your motocross track splits and goes kind of towards towards the big house out there.

And there's some great walking between the trail and that road that goes to the legs.

Okay.

Yeah.

You know, deep, you know, I'm used to a deep oak thicket.

Oh, you walk the trail.

Well, I walk between the trails and I actually did a little back country because you know, because

I'm into that.

And I swear to you.

And it wasn't like big foot.

It wasn't like seven feet tall or anything.

I saw something walking upright that looked to me like about four and a half feet and

a good, a good 40 yards away and through the brush and stuff.

I was like, what the, and I swear.

There's a baby big foot.

I stopped and it stopped and looked like it turned and looked at me and then ran away.

Yeah.

Did it scare you or excite you?

I wasn't sure.

I actually saw it until a couple hours later.

I was like, was that a, and was it?

Well, what the hell was that?

Was it Chupacabra?

What the hell was that?

I saw a mountain line like that.

I don't think he'd be standing on his back.

But I, yeah.

And I mean, in the little small town, I mean, this town while that spring is so small that

they run a six man football team.

Good girl.

They lost two to injury and they had to cancel her season last week.

Oh no, really?

That's small.

That happens more than you think, man.

Six man's cool.

Have you ever watched six man football?

So the homecoming, they just had to cancel it.

I mean, instead of canceling it, they just did a, like a alumni flag football game.

Okay.

Wow.

It was fun.

That's small.

You gotta do something, man.

And we're having a car show out here, November 15th.

Rollins is coming.

Chip Foos is coming.

We're going to be there.

There's different clubs.

I've got some more celebrity-ish people that are lined up that I'll announce

when they're confirmed.

But it's going to be a good one.

So, I mean, Chip Foos is a pretty big name.

Buick Club going to come?

The Buick Club was here last week and they're going to come back.

All right.

That one old chick said she's going to make me a sweater.

The Chevelle Club in the Corvette Grise.

What?

Oh, and the good guys.

They're coming.

Oh, yeah.

All right.

The good guys are bringing their deal and they're going to have a drive from,

we're an hour south of Fort Worth.

They're going to have a cruise down here.

Down here.

So it'll be the biggest movie.

November 15th.

Yeah.

November 15th.

And I might have a comedic artist Friday the night before that is a pretty big

in the Latino community.

We're working on that contract right now.

Well, the Fire Chicken be ready for it.

The Fire Chicken will be debuted at the car show.

Yeah.

And for long time show listeners, y'all know.

Holy cow.

I know, right?

For the long time show listeners, you know, I've been fighting this damn

restoration for two and a half years.

Yeah.

Or just two years for sure.

And it will be debuted at the car show.

Oh my gosh.

We got to get search lights in the...

Are we ready?

I don't know.

But if it is, John, I've got a present for you.

Okay.

This needs to go in the back window of the Fire Chicken.

Oh, that is good.

What is it?

That is really good.

Wow.

Oh, dude.

That's exactly what needs to go in the back.

Right in the back.

That's perfect.

Would you get that?

That's awesome.

That's a good one.

From a 79 Fire Chicken that we bought just recently.

Really?

Yes.

Really?

It was in there in the glove box or something?

Yep.

I was like, oh, we got to keep this.

I've got to worry.

She definitely would have made it if I hadn't said, hey, guys, last

year, we're going to turn it into a rest-o-mod.

Let's put a LT406 engine in it and change the transmission.

But we've got enough people working on it.

And we had a pretty serious conversation on Monday.

And I think everybody understands that we're on a timeline.

I've got to worry about this.

Now, you're going to like LS for the Fire Chicken, right?

It's called a LT40.

LT40.

Yes, yes.

So you're getting the big engine in it.

Right.

What does that car weigh?

Oh, you don't think it can handle horsepower?

I don't know.

But I mean, you know...

It's a Fire Chicken brakes in half.

You know what happened?

Bobbo called it right here.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

It just occurred to me.

I do know what you mean.

I thought about this.

So we've got to put...

We need to put bigger brakes on it.

We've got to put a different rear end on it to handle on horsepower.

It's 650 horses.

Right.

Yep.

I mean, God.

All right.

But I mean, if you're going to go big, right?

I mean, we screwed with this thing for two years.

The market on the original 79 Silver Anniversary, 10th anniversary cars, the Silver Transams,

what we're talking about.

When we start building it, it was about 75,000.

Okay.

And now it has reduced over the past two years to about 55,000, 60,000.

Oh.

So I'm like, okay, now I'm really going to lose.

But what's gone up are the rest of the mods.

So I'm like, why don't we keep it clean and pure and brand new and stock looking, but

have a LT4 under the hood?

Yeah.

And we put vintage air on it.

So it's got a better air condition.

We're going to put different...

Run anyway.

So it's going to be a sleepy rest of mod, meaning it doesn't look...

Like a rest of mod.

It looks original, but it's got a 650 horse under the hood.

You're going to run like a bat out of hell.

Yeah, but it'll drive great.

I was thinking, and I was talking to your mechanic yesterday, I thought I saw that

car at the office on Monday or Tuesday this week.

There was one a lot like it.

Why did anybody tell me these things?

It was...

Now listen, y'all don't have to tell me much, but I need to know if we bought...

We bought a 10th anniversary Transam?

Correct.

Yes.

Where is it?

It's at the auction.

It had a blemish left of hood.

There's a reason why.

I mean...

We need to get it fixed.

Yeah, it is.

It's getting taken care of.

That's why.

Okay, I'm sorry.

I'll show you.

But if I told you...

Yeah.

I jumped in the middle of it.

Exactly.

And you would have drove off with it.

And you would never seen it.

We never seen it.

We got a paint shop out here.

It would have been...

It's a four speed, so stick.

That's good.

I know.

But...

No, don't butt me.

What's it need?

It needs a little paint on the hood.

That's it.

It looked pretty clean.

Yeah.

It's nice.

It's got those seats.

John, those seats.

You're like...

It's the toys.

And I know...

Listen, dude.

I'm trying to help you here.

I've been doing this for 30 years.

Hell, 91 is actually when I started at Hillard Ford.

And so I don't get much joy out of the job.

You can only do so many explorers and expeditions.

And ironically, Lamborghinis have like turned into normal cars for us too.

But these get me off.

So please help me, but don't hide it from me.

It's like a guy with a chocolate.

If you know there's a Hershey's bar, hide it from John.

Yeah.

So the gray part, is the fire chicken on the hood?

Yeah.

Does it need to be replaced?

Yeah.

We've got that handle too.

All right.

Yeah.

I mean, so are you just going to sell it?

So I'm not going to know.

I have this thing.

I'm just going to roll up on the block of myself.

Correct.

He wants me to sell it without knowing I have it because he doesn't want me to take

it.

Yes.

That's the case right there.

But I might want it for the car show to stand next to this fire chicken.

Well, it'll be there.

It'll be ready for it if you want to do that.

It's not good.

Okay.

You'll be the only man for miles around with two of them.

Didn't we buy some crazy hot rod truck too?

I saw it sitting in front of give me the vent.

Was that love?

Or is that something?

Yeah.

Love.

Yeah.

It's a...

He gets a little excited.

He buys some good cars, but he'll go on out there.

Yeah.

He'll pay up.

Yeah.

He'll pay a lot for that car.

I mean like 80 grand, I'm betting.

No, no, not that much.

Okay.

Because he did on that last one.

Yeah.

No, no.

He didn't go that far deep enough.

Yeah.

That guy...

The guy who tells who love is?

Jason Love.

He's a buyer for us and he's a really good guy and he's got a great eye.

But he's like me.

He gets a little emotional.

Correct.

And he goes a little far.

He's kind of new at this too.

Oh, no.

He's not new.

He's not new at this.

He's new at our version of this.

Yes.

Okay.

There's a difference.

That's what I mean.

Yeah.

I mean, I've been watching you for years.

Mm-hmm.

You know.

Oh, I was a mad son of a bitch yesterday.

I was in a guy's warehouse and I saw all these cars in Midland that I didn't get by from

this Delmer, McClinton guy.

Oh, this guy again.

Yeah.

So he...

Another guy went out and got all the cars bought and he's storing them in a warehouse

in Fort Worth.

And I just...

When I walked in the warehouse, I was looking, I was like, I know those cars.

Did those come from Odessa, Texas and that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was like, okay.

So what happens?

You go to meet somebody on their collection and they want a gazillion dollars.

And then they meet the next guy and they'll take a little less.

So they've got to go through about four people to get their mind right.

And I was the second bitter.

I wasn't the fifth.

Mm-hmm.

And the fifth guy showed up and got them all bought on the money because I know

the fifth guy.

He's not stupid.

There's no way he paid what I was going to have to pay and that's why I had

to walk.

Really hurt my heart.

Geez.

800-800-7234.

That's like Clay Cooley.

Shot me first.

Shot me last.

Either way, come see Clay.

Shot me last, too.

Yes.

After you realize what the real market is, if we met you early, please come back

at the end because we still want to buy them.

We'll be right back.

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Ken, what have you got?

You got a 70-dark swinger?

Yeah.

How original is it?

It's original.

I was painted once.

About 30 years ago.

What motors in it?

340 and 4 speed.

And you want 35 grand for it?

Yeah.

Okay, go to GMTVCC.com and load it up.

Let's take a look, see.

Hesmo in Fort Pierce, Florida.

You have an 85?

Is that right, 1985?

280Z.

Yes, sir.

Is that a Datsun or a Nissan?

A Nissan, 280Z.

Okay.

So, I'm trying to get the body style straight in my head.

Because it says you're paying 28.5 and you want to sell it for 32 grand.

I'm trying to make a little buck on my neighbor.

No offense.

I love the guy.

They love us.

We feed them religiously.

But this cat has been in the garage under a cloth in the garage.

So, this thing is mint.

You open the door.

It smells like your first prom date is so beautiful.

Well, I don't think they made a 280Z in 1985.

85.

So, that would be 40 years old.

85.

I could be very wrong.

But I don't think I am.

I don't think they made a 280Z in 1985.

I think that car had already stopped its run and they changed the body style.

I think it was a Datsun.

I think the 280Z is Datsun, not Nissan.

No way, Jose, man.

This is for real.

It's a Nissan.

I know the car is for real, but I'm just wondering if you're missing the year model.

84.

Okay.

Go to GMTVCC.

That's give me the VIN class.

Give me the VIN.com.

I'll do that.

I'll show you guys pictures.

We'll do that, but we've got to have a VIN number.

We'll decode it.

I just want to make sure, before we get into pricing it, we need to make sure we're on the right car.

Okay.

Thanks.

800-800-7234.

Steve, real quick.

What happened?

Florida.

Hey, my ex used to work in the emergency room.

And apparently somebody decided that it was a good idea to experiment with a Coke bottle.

Okay.

But when the skinny end of the Coke bottle goes in, once you get the fat end, then you

kind of close up and they had to do some surgery like with the baby instruments to get it out.

And now you know the rest of the story.

Thank you, Steve, from Florida.

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See, y'all get this.

I know we're wrapping this show up next summer, but Philly called the Good Station

in Philly and they want to carry the show.

And I tried to get rid of them.

I told them, I said, I said, I'm not taking any crap.

I'm not.

I don't want to hear your BS, your program director.

I mean, I was like being real hard.

We don't want your input.

We don't want you to tell us that.

All the stuff.

Yeah.

And they're still there.

I was doing the Philly thing to them.

I guess they liked it.

I was being rude.

Yeah.

We just liked them.

But out of all the places where we could be on the air, Philly, I mean, they're

going to like us, but there's going to be pushback.

The cowboy stuff is a real problem.

Yeah.

But we don't do that much cowboy stuff.

We don't.

No.

No, we haven't.

There's not much to do.

No.

Besides hating.

Yeah.

They are getting better.

But yeah.

If we were just a tad bit more knowledgeable, Turley, we could hit him with a bunch

of Dodger stuff.

This week would be the week to do that.

What a stupid way to lose that game.

I didn't watch it.

Oh, you talking about the Phillies?

Yeah.

The division between the Phillies and the Dodgers ended in the bottom of the 11th

inning with a seasoned blunder and ending season ending blunder.

We'll set it up for you.

Now, the Dodgers had the bases loaded two outs when Andy Paz.

Doesn't matter.

Paz.

Hit a line drive right to them.

He hit it right to the pitcher.

Okay.

And here's what happened.

Cut 2.1.

No balls and a strike.

Paz breaks his bat.

Kirk ring.

Got to find it.

Throw to the plate.

Oh my goodness.

He throws it away.

And the Dodgers win.

And they are moving on to the NLCS at a most improbable finish.

And your heart breaks for a Ryan Kirk ring.

For those that don't know baseball.

That's me.

Let me just, I'm going to roll a ball to you.

And it's like maybe 20 feet, right?

And it's easy grounder.

Right.

You grab it.

What you want to do is just throw it to the first base.

Be out.

But he bobbles it.

Okay.

Panics.

And it's bases loaded.

So he's like, I guess I'll just throw it home.

But he could still have time to throw it to first base to get the guy on.

That's what you do.

He panics and just throws away over the guys.

And that's the end of the game.

They lose the series.

Who was playing?

Phillies versus the Dodgers.

And who lost?

Phillies lost.

Okay.

So Philadelphia Phillies fans are mad right now.

This would be us bagging on Philly fans or Philadelphia fans.

Okay.

For just a blunder.

Like it's the only the second time ever a game's ended on an error.

Ever.

In the history of baseball.

The walk off error?

Yes.

A walk off error.

Yeah.

That's pretty bad.

Dodgers though.

You got to give it to the Dodgers.

They are a sleek machine, man.

They've got it all this year.

I really think they're going to go all the way.

Yeah.

What happened with the Yankees and Boston?

Oh, well they beat Boston.

That's all it mattered.

Okay.

How would the Yankees and the Dodgers meet?

They can't because the Yankees lost to Blue Jays.

We got a story about that too, I think.

What?

They're in the same pair.

We don't need to hear that now.

We just know that they lost.

That's all you need.

You don't need to hear any audio now.

You don't hear the audio?

No, we don't.

Toronto Blue Jays beat the Yankees in game four of their series to advance to the

American League championship playoffs.

So here's how that one wound up.

2.2.

I can't find this.

Oh, yeah.

It's right there.

Jeff Hoffman trying to finish the job is one two pitch.

There it is.

The Toronto Blue Jays have punched their ticket to the championship series.

So they'll be playing the Mariners, Seattle Mariners versus Blue Jays.

Yeah.

I think that the Mariners should get a 15% point advancement for the tariff.

Bit of a handicap.

Yeah, over the Canadian Blue Jays.

So they get a point.

We're tariffing everything, right?

Even sports now, right?

Yes.

So whatever the final score is, take the tariff percentage back into it.

You got to beat them by that.

You got to outrun the tariff.

Wow.

That would not go for well at all.

Can you imagine that?

There's no way.

I was surprised though for Toronto to pick that up off the Yankees.

Yankees were having a pretty good late season.

Not really.

If you watch a lot of Yankees, they're just judging.

That's it.

Aaron judging the rest of their teams.

Did I miss something?

Yeah, they just think all I cared about as long as they beat the Red Sox,

it's all that matters.

They don't have the same team as they had the year before.

And so they're done.

So we're just waiting for now.

The Cubs and Brewers play game five to see who faces the Dodgers.

Probably going to be the Cubs.

So Cubs, Dodgers probably.

And then Mariners and Toronto Blue Jays.

So that's your final four.

I'd like to see Milwaukee go, but, you know.

They've never won it either.

Yeah.

So Milwaukee versus Seattle, that'd be interesting.

Speaking of sports, I'm going to Texas Tech today to go get Raider Rash.

Oh, are you?

All right.

Lubbock, never been.

What makes you go to this game?

Oh, my homeboys were out here last weekend.

My Crowley crew, old friends from high school.

And they're all Texas Tech freaked out because Joey McGuire was our

teammate on that.

Joey McGuire is a head coach.

And Tech is going to be great because they bought the best team.

They've got a great coach.

We love Joey and his brother-in-law is a good friend of mine.

And and croak all these guys just freaked out over tech.

So I'm like, and then I'm going to go with another with them.

They should win.

They're playing Kansas.

They're like favored by 14 and a half.

Right.

That's a good game to go to see and win.

Yeah.

I just got to go see this.

I mean, but there's nothing more insufferable than an Aggies win.

I mean, Jesus Christ.

They beat Notre Dame the other day.

That was great.

Yeah.

I mean, you'd think they just won the national championship the way they act.

No.

Where are you getting that from?

They just overreact to everything.

Well, they're happy.

They're happy, shiny people, man.

Happy, shiny people.

Yeah.

I mean, Notre Dame, they had 10-something penalties and the guy

choked, missed the extra point.

Did you see where the Aggie pilot the other day was doing a flyover

over the stadium?

Okay.

And he missed the stadium.

You can't make this up.

He missed the stadium?

He missed the stadium.

It was IFR, not hard, but a little bit.

Oh, okay.

So he's so dialed into his engineering.

I'm sure it was an Aggie pilot, but they were flying over the A&M Stadium

and the flyover, they missed the mark.

They didn't crash or anything.

No.

Like, where's the plane?

Well, I don't know.

Well, he missed it.

Didn't fly over the stadium.

Right.

We were close.

You go to his house, man, and he's growing more corn.

He's growing more weed.

His cows are the best in the world.

There's not even a dairy farmer.

He's got more milk than my old lady.

I'm telling you.

Yeah.

This is Aggie hate.

I don't understand this here.

What's up with Aggie hate, Mike?

Texas OU is today, correct?

Correct.

Yes, it is, John.

That's a biggie.

230.

We need to get into that.

I mean, we can get it to next year.

I'm right about everything I said last week, not all the

game picking, but my fundamental with Arch Manny, I was

the first person to take that heart of a stand that I know of.

You remember what I was saying last week?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.

And now they're catching on.

The rest of the Internet is catching on.

Have you noticed, like, pull the kid, put in the backup?

They're not saying that.

Yes, they are.

No, no.

They're not saying pull the kid, put the backup.

Yes, they are.

They're saying that he is overrated, which we talked about

before everybody was glazing him.

He's like, oh, my God.

He's like, Heisman, blah, blah, blah.

He's not that.

But then you were the first to say, no, bench him.

Right.

That is true.

There is plenty of that on the interwebs this week.

Yeah, they're saying he's overrated for sure.

They're saying bench him.

And if there was odds on our bet, the odds would now be

weighing on me.

Our bet is that they're going to bench him either before

or in the middle of a game.

Not because of injury.

Because he sucks.

He doesn't suck.

He'd be great at Abilene Christian.

He'd be great at New Mexico.

He could be, he could, you know, he could warm up at

Cisco Junior College.

Oh, God.

I think Wichita Falls has a football team.

UT El Paso.

Exactly.

But he ain't UT's quarterback.

Sorry, mannings.

Ole.

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Speaking of A&M, Florida A&M's band announcer.

Good morning, everybody.

Through shade on Alabama states dancers.

What is this?

Are these urban schools?

Yes, they are.

Somewhat.

Okay.

Florida A&M.

They have a special dance team.

They are all plus-sized girls.

They're being very inclusive.

They call them the big girls?

No.

And they damn sure can dance.

They call them the honeybees.

They're plus-sized women.

Yes.

Now, the band announcer.

Do you think that the average weight

is that of the offensive line?

It's close.

There's a mean average between the two, for sure.

So, the band announcer for Florida A&M,

he's announcing Alabama states dancing girls

and this is how he did it.

Congratulations to them.

They're now the new face of Ozumi.

He got some heat for that.

Yeah.

You don't got to be ugly.

Come on.

Too bad he didn't have a dump button.

Right.

So, what really happened to him?

I mean, who really cares about the announcer

for Florida State A&M?

I mean, who else is going to take the job?

He's not even the announcer.

He's the band announcer.

So, he is Florida State's announcing Alabama.

So, the band announcer who normally doesn't have

much of a personality.

Correct.

But not with these schools.

The SWAC, the bands are the show.

That's a big, big deal.

That's like Prairie View A&M,

Rambling, they go to the bands.

I mean, their bands are amazing.

And so, they do a big old production

and they announce and they kind of do

some trash talking too, but that was

a little bit over there.

I'd like to hear it one more time

if you don't mind, Doctor.

Congratulations to them.

They're now the new face

of Ozympia.

Clint in North Carolina.

How you doing, man?

Good.

You're on the air.

What's up?

Man, I just wanted to tell you,

I was telling your screener,

I had a great experience

still in a couple cars.

My wife and I have been going through

dealing with her in-laws and one

with her father with dementia

and her mother with something anyway.

There are facilities,

so we've been getting rid of assets.

But man, dealing with Doug and Albert,

we saw that he had a couple cars

that had been sitting for several years.

What were they?

Three plus years.

The first one was a ZR-1.

If they're good,

I'm sure Turley didn't tell me about them.

So obviously...

Yeah, probably like...

What year's the ZR-1?

Well, it's a 19.

So it's the last year that was...

I don't know that crap about cars.

Yeah, I do. That's a good car.

Thanks, Turley.

What else you got?

I guess I got it now.

You like this other one?

No, you got it now.

Yeah, you got the ZR-1

that needed $12,000 for the repairs

that the dealership wanted to give me 80

and you gave me 125.

Nice.

And not that you want to hear that, probably.

I bet you didn't tell us

about the $12,000 for the repairs

when you were pitching.

No, no, no.

You took care...

Doug and Albert took care of the repairs

and paid $125,000

and paid the bill.

Oh.

Damn.

Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.

We gave $125,000

and we paid the bill at the Chevy store?

Yeah, I'm not trying to throw

your guys under the bus.

I'm just saying how great they were.

So we gave $132,000.

Wait, no.

$12,000?

How much was the bill?

$12,000.

We have $137,000?

$137,000.

Yeah.

Well, shit, he bought it for $160,000.

Okay.

Can't say that on the radio.

Remember that.

What was the next one?

Oh, sorry.

I'm sorry about that.

It was a $17,911 Turbo S

and it needed about $35,000 for the repairs.

Well, we did $4,000 worth of work

to get it running

and then it needed another $27,000 to $30,000.

How many miles?

Yeah.

$5,200.

The Corvette had $2,800.

Okay.

Well, I don't, I mean, we buy, we pay up

at GiveMeTheVin.com.

I mean, that's the truth.

No, I'm calling to just to say thank you.

Well, I'm calling to say next time you're in town

you get to buy dinner at Del Frisco

because your folks had some scratch.

So if your in-laws are going down,

you're fixing it.

How many brothers and sisters does your wife have?

Well, she had two brothers

but they both died tragically.

They didn't die in a ZR1 or something, did they?

No.

No, no, no, no.

Crash.

Good.

Yeah, no, it was a great experience

and yeah, I'd love to come down

and I've never been to Texas.

I'd love to be in a great big Texas ribeye.

That makes sense.

So, I guess.

See, are y'all already well to do?

You and the wife?

Yeah, we're fine.

No, this money is to pay for their facilities.

I mean, they're...

I guess what I'm getting at is if people

have those kind of cars just sitting around,

they probably got like five million

in their IRA too.

Oh, I feel we're up to me how to kept them.

Okay.

At least one of them.

Well, good.

I'm glad we got it done.

And not in good conscience.

Raleigh, North Carolina.

Raleigh.

Cool.

Cool man.

Thank you.

For now it's like R-O.

Raleigh, okay.

Raleigh.

Appreciate it.

I hate to hear Doug said that this was the last year.

I had to work a lot of Saturdays,

but he said this was...

Oh, the last year of the show?

On the radio.

Yeah, we're going to wrap it up in December.

It'll be 20 years.

Yeah.

I'm tired of getting up in a segment.

Two years ago it sucks.

Well, enjoy while we're here.

Go to YouTube.

Thank you.

And yeah, join our YouTube channel, John Clay Wolf.

We got a good video coming up today too.

We've been putting out some good videos that have been hitting hard.

This one's a really good one that's coming up.

I saw the numbers pop.

The Hummer video that they got pulled down two years ago.

Yep.

It's going back up today with the Ferrari story.

Oh, great.

And all the background and it'll be good.

Awesome.

Thank you, Clint.

800-807-2.

The Hummer that we sold at Barrett two years ago.

We sold at 800-723-4800-800-RADIO.

Mail from jail, Johnny Cash.

Good morning.

How are you?

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.

John Clay, this morning's mail from jail, entry reads,

Hey John, you and your buddies bring a lot of joy to this hellhole on Saturdays.

Anything I can find to distract me from the crushing weight of this place is appreciated.

I don't know if any of y'all spent time in the pen,

but it's kind of like waking up to a nightmare every day.

Terrible people in terrible situations.

Terrible food to top it all.

These prisoners are bad, but the guards are even worse.

They don't give a damn about us.

I've been dealing with a rotten tooth since I got here,

and the mad staff won't give me as much as a peppermint to help with the excruciating pain.

Damn their eyes.

And laying around moaning ain't doing a whole hell of a lot of good with my credit in here, if you understand.

When I put in a grievance, all the guards suddenly started laughing at me.

They've been giving me a hard time ever since.

I can tell by the look in their eyes.

They're up to something.

So if you don't hear from me again,

assume the guards have got me put up in solitary or worse,

because it is lawless in here.

People get away with what they can,

at least your show helps me get away from this place a little bit.

If I could just have a Xanax on the side, that'd be a big bit of hell.

Thanks for the humor.

Benjamin Murphy, L.A. County Men's Central Jail, Los Angeles, California.

Woof.

If you got mail from jail centered on down the line to us here at PO Box 471-517.

That is in Fort Worth, Texas. The zip code is 76147.

I would advise you seek the mental health facilities in there, old buddy.

He sounds a little wound up.

A little wound up.

Whalen used to get like that.

Not a good place to be, yeah.

Once in a while. Him and Jesse Colter, boy, I hope.

Speaking of Fort Worth, Texas, did you see that Rush is coming to Dickies in Fort Worth?

I thought they quit.

They're doing four shows at Dickies.

Are they really?

Yes.

That's in our news this week.

That's the big rock and roll story of the week.

We've all been talking about will they ever do it.

Neil Pert died. Best rock and roll drummer they've ever lived.

They got a chip to replacing.

And she's good.

This is the big story of the week.

Announcement came this week. The 50-something Rush anniversary tour starts next year.

Getty and Alex were hanging out talking about it.

Of course they're going to have the German drummer, Anika Niles.

Is that correct, Bob?

Yeah.

Who is just, can you imagine having to sit in for Neil Pert?

Anyway, she's going to get to do that.

Cut number six.

I know, right?

And a chip!

My bass tech had been on tour with Jeff Beck.

And he had been working with this drummer named Annika Niles.

Talented and powerful.

And this is going to be fun.

I love the idea of being able to wander over to you,

wander over to the drummer, and just be a bass player.

So I think we will find ourselves adding keyboard player.

It will be very liberating for you.

And we can start working on the dance routines.

I like the dance routines.

How many shows, Bob, do you know, total?

No idea.

But this is probably going to be their last throw.

It doesn't have to be.

She will be the only woman in the entire Colosseum.

They're doing 23 shows, 23.

That's a joke, but it's true.

You say chicks don't like Rush.

Oh, Sausage Fest from Hell is a Rush show.

I don't know if they even give tickets to win it.

Yeah, it's pretty heady guy rock.

Yes.

Yeah, it's almost nerd rock.

Any progressive, what they call progressive rock band.

Right.

Yes, Rush, you know, that's guy material.

When you get that up on the wall, the yes thing that the guy gave us,

the listener gave us, where gas monkey gave us all those yes signatures.

Somebody just set it on the ground.

We need to hang it on the wall.

I set it on the ground.

We're almost out of wall.

Do you not hang stuff on the wall?

It's just me.

I have.

You delivered it.

I have, but I'm running out of wall.

I'm starting to think about the music area where the drums are.

Other things that aren't as good that are on the wall.

Maybe take them down.

Yeah.

There's some space right there.

Look up right above John.

Yeah.

There's a place.

He's just making up excuses for not putting it on.

Oh, yeah.

Because that's what I do.

I don't earn.

I don't earn my keep at all.

Oh, God.

I'm just making it.

He's going to drink it all.

You know, he gave you that beautiful gift last week.

And the first thing he said, oh, it's a bottle.

It's Rolling Stones.

Bobble's going to drink it all.

And I did notice when I came back on Sunday and I was sitting downstairs.

That there's about two inches out of it.

It wasn't hot.

Wasn't hot.

We did.

We did a test.

No, I noticed it was in the middle of the cabinet down.

We barely tested.

And that's why I moved it into the cabinet because it was sitting up on top of the

cabinet.

This brand new thing you gave me for my birthday.

Thank you very much.

Somebody knocked two inches off the top of it.

Are you kidding?

No, go look.

I looked at it yesterday and it didn't look terribly low to me.

You drank it.

It's cool.

I'm happy.

No, no.

I don't want to drink here.

Right.

In front of you.

What kind of drink though?

Like a fatty?

I don't know.

It's got a poorer in it.

Like a half of a coffee cup is about what it says.

Well, I think it stands to reason that I can probably hold more than you.

This is all true.

But it stands to reason.

If someone gives you a gift, then they should enjoy it with you.

You enjoyed it without me.

But that's fun.

No, I haven't done that though.

That's a crappy accusation, man.

I'm offended.

Go get it.

You better apologize.

I can't apologize if it's true.

It's not defamation of character, but it's true.

It is defamation of character because I wouldn't do it.

I would never give you a bottle of alcohol and then drink it.

We'll figure this out when we come back.

Stay tuned.

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So what we're talking about is Babbo and JD and Mike were nice enough to give me

a bottle of Rolling Stones liquor last weekend for my belated birthday party.

And I hit it in the cabinet because when I looked last weekend,

it looked like it was about 20% gone and I didn't drink it.

And Babbo said that he's offended, that I even suggested such and here is the bottle

and that's not 20% gone.

But that is because it was here, it's here.

That's not just a couple of nips that we took.

Somebody had him another one.

Yeah, it's a little low.

Yeah, that's one poured down.

I had a shot when we were here detested.

I had one, yeah.

But I don't know.

A shot like a full shot?

Just a tip back.

Dude, just a tip, right?

I just touched it.

Yeah.

Somebody would have made themselves to drink.

That's a drink, yeah.

He did, yeah.

But I'm glad whoever got it enjoyed it.

And if anybody wants to drink this with me since it's my birthday present,

I'd like to do it together in fellowship.

I noticed it before I left last week.

It was sitting on the top of the cabinet.

Is there been anybody who used this?

And I noticed that somebody drank it.

So I hit it.

And I thought to myself, that seems like a bad idea.

That's like your garrisons.

I mean, if I'm going to be wrongfully accused,

that garrison is fair game.

That garrison is tasty.

Well, we're going to find out, boy.

Okay.

For damn sure.

I mean, Babo, should we drink some together just to have that moment of fellowship?

We could.

Let's do it.

Listen, I mean, this is an honor thing for me.

I would never buy you about an expensive bottle of booze and then drink it by myself.

It looks like my stream.

That's way too much information.

That's more than you need, dude.

Hey, you should pour that in together.

So here is I'm pouring this in the cups.

Okay, so that's two shots, right?

Yep.

That's the drop on it.

Yeah, somebody drank it.

It's not a huge bottle.

No, I agree.

You want a bomb?

Cheers, Bob.

Happy birthday to both of us.

Thank you.

Pretty tasty.

Oh, that's, you know, that's what it looks like.

Jaydee, to smell it.

Yeah, it makes my stomach turn.

Jaydee, when you were an alcoholic, was it vodka or crown?

I did crown.

Well, started off with a beer and then it went to vodka and then it went to crown

and then went back to vodka toward the end because you think in your mind that

no one can smell vodka, but they can't.

I know the chat room is giving you money for a new bottle, John.

Oh, thank you.

I don't think they can afford it, man.

It was not cheap.

How much is it?

That was like 180 altogether, like with the record and the rum and everything.

With the record.

There are only a thousand of those silver pours in the world.

Really?

Yeah, serious, man.

This was like, I would never like go and drink that rum without you around.

That's rum?

Yeah.

Maybe Keith did it.

That's distilled rum and you can still kind of taste the molasses.

Speaking of people stealing things, New York City man steals repo man's truck

as long as he's having his vehicle towed.

Oh, this is great.

Oh, I hope we have the video.

So guys having his towed, his truck towed, so he decides he's going to

steal the tow truck back.

And to me, while he decides he's going to run over some other cars,

Russell Leo Sa officially played guilty on these felony charges.

Here's the moment he stole the tow truck that was stealing his truck.

Guy number three.

Put your truck down.

Get away from this truck.

Put it down.

Look at it, man.

This guy's huge.

Oh, there he is on video.

I stole my truck.

That's crazy.

Call the police, man.

This is random what was going.

What happened?

That's what you get.

You show up to work with your head on back.

It's wearing shorts, man.

Somebody steals your truck, dude, because you're unprofessional.

Not much of a repo man, are you?

No, he's not.

I told you my story in college when they hooked my Chevy four-wheel drive.

Oh, yeah.

And I went into the record yard and I stole it back and drove it through the fence.

Yeah.

God, dude.

That's probably smarter than what this guy did.

Did you get away with that?

Did you get away with it?

I actually did.

I did screw my truck up a little bit.

So about the amount of money they were going to charge me to fix it.

I mean, to tow it is what I had to pay at the body shop.

But they already knew whose car it was.

How did they not find you?

How did they not come arrest you?

Uh-huh.

Because he's a magic man.

I don't know.

Okay, okay.

Don't know.

Yeah, they did.

They crept around.

They were blocking me one day when I got out of class.

And I got in my truck and I pulled over the grass and over the curb and it went

out a different way.

Oh, okay.

And gave them the finger on the way.

Of course.

The rebel.

You have to.

It's a victory lap.

And I went to the campus police and told them about this company.

And said, if you see these guys, they're harassing me.

Please keep them off the campus.

And they did.

That was really, that was the one time that the mall cops were helpful at the campus.

Finally.

Finally, mall cops did something.

Amazing.

I got a cool story for you.

We all like Fleetwood Mac, right?

Yeah.

Rumors.

Great.

He's like a genius.

He used AI to restyle Fleetwood Mac's entire rumors album as if it had been recorded in

the 1950s.

And we've got a couple of cuts for you.

Okay.

Here's a little taste.

It's cut 10.1.

And if you don't love me enough, you don't love me.

You will never love me again.

I can still hear you say.

You would never break the chain.

Never break the chain.

Right.

That's cool.

So cool.

He had a lot of fun with this.

He did a bunch of these?

Yeah.

The YouTube artist responsible for these oldie style remakes is a guy named Marsave76.

And apparently he's pretty busy.

We've got a couple here for you.

This is, this is a more upbeat one.

Okay.

See if you can pick this up.

10.2.

What's going on?

I'm nice.

Led Zeppelin.

That's awesome.

All right.

Quite, quite good.

Here's another one.

This is probably my favorite.

See if you can pick this one out.

10.2.

That's cool.

That's fresh.

Today I think.

So, Brock.

He's a good guy.

Today I think.

So, Brock came out with a new product that you can use for free and do six second AI videos

that it can wrap.

You can take a picture and it'll make an AI video out of it.

An old picture.

You can bring people back to life and you can tell it what you wanted to do.

And it takes about 45 seconds for it to make a video.

Go out.

I just sent three of them to our video guy, Kyle.

And I want him to load them up.

Kyle, let me know when they're loaded up here a little bit.

And I'll show you three that I've done.

It is so ridiculous.

It is.

It's going to desensitize the world.

Nobody, I mean, we're already calling an AI on everything.

Yeah.

But it's going, this is spooky.

I got fooled for the first time on an AI.

I was like, is this real?

It's a stupid video.

It's like a bear that's coming out and you got scared.

And there was a raccoon on the back.

And I'm like laughing.

I'm like, oh, wow.

That's crazy.

And my wife's like, no, no.

That's AI.

I'm like, no, no.

There's no way.

Oh, yeah.

I can easily tell.

I saw the one with the eagle.

There's the eagle that grabs a cat on somebody's back porch.

Yeah.

And the German shepherd goes after it.

It's all fake.

No, the goat comes over and butch the eagle.

And he lets go of the cat and flies away.

I saw three.

So you're standing there on your back porch.

And just for your opportunity, lucky you, an eagle's going to try to grab your cat

while you're watching.

And the goat butched the eagle.

And the eagle screams and flies away.

That's what you need to ask yourself.

Perfect.

You're Arctic white headed American bald eagle four feet tall with a seven foot wingspan.

It just happens to be there.

And I had to watch it twice.

I think, wait a minute.

That, that, that's fake.

One of the odds.

Yeah.

So we buy cars, give me the van over videos and photos.

So if you have a wrecked car, then you just throw it in AI and clean it up.

I don't tell people this John.

I wouldn't bring that up.

I don't think you have to tell them that they're pretty conniving on their own.

I just thought about that.

I didn't know.

Yeah.

That's a good point.

What is a, I love AI's music.

I love this.

I think there should be a channel just for AI music like that.

Just like a radio station.

Yeah.

A radio station.

We do this in the breaks.

Pre K finds the great AI music and remixes.

It's, I think it's wonderful.

There's a JCW show.com is how you get to the YouTube stream.

But is it going to ruin?

I mean, is it killing society?

I mean, what's going to happen here?

Get one more cut of the guy.

If you want to hear this, just kind of imagine Stevie Nicks as Doris Day.

Cut number 10.4.

It's only me who wants to wrap around your dreams.

That's so fine.

It's great.

I mean, it's great.

But is it, is it ruining?

Art?

So I took some photos of my wife that I have and told it put her in a pink string bikini.

I want to see that right now.

It's really good.

It's like so good.

It's weird.

Do you AI'd your wife?

Yeah.

I don't know if that's the thing you did.

Did she know you did this?

Yeah.

I mean, I showed it to her.

Okay.

But I mean, she's like, I did this in Vegas.

I said that this is in Vegas when we're sitting at a table.

Oh my God.

Dude, seriously.

Don't show that to Bob.

Do not show that to Bob.

Oh my God.

Stand up from a table and strips off to a bikini.

So I took a photo of us with friends sitting at a dinner table.

I said, stand up, strip off your dress and being a pink bikini and dance.

And it looks so real.

Dude, that looks so real.

There's one I could show you that is so real that you wonder if it's not real.

Look at this one.

There was one I saw you do with a bear.

Oh my God.

Seriously.

I mean, I could show you that.

There's been no question you believe it.

Yeah, I believe it.

I believe it.

Absolutely.

Not showing Bob on purpose, right?

Nah.

Does your wife like to drink rum?

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Dillon and Galveston have 07 Honda Element with 125.

Needs some minor work.

What is the minor work?

It needs a couple spots where there's like my neighbor told it to me.

He hit like, he backed into something but it like scraped the side.

They probably just buffed and like maybe repaid it in that area.

And then it needs a window motor.

Okay.

What color is it?

Black.

And two-wheel drive or four?

Two-wheel drive.

And is it a EX and LX or an SC?

Let me check.

I'm sitting around.

Oh, it does not have any badging on it.

So it's probably...

It only has like power windows and...

It's an LX.

Nothing fancy.

No LX, guys.

Yeah, LX.

And it's got 125 on it?

Yeah.

Hang on, look at one other thing.

Probably four grand.

I think you want five.

I think I'd give four.

Four?

Okay.

That's good though.

Go to GiveMeTheVin.com and load it up.

Roger, you have a 15 Chevrolet SS and that is the one with the...

What motor is in that car?

It's the Z06 motor?

Yeah, it gets an LS3.

LS3, okay.

Corvette motor.

And it was a joint venture with that Australian company.

I forgot the name of it.

That's correct.

What's the name of the company?

You remember?

Holden.

Holden, that's right.

Okay, so this is a hot rod Chevrolet that was built by Holden and it's got Chevrolet's

power plane like Corvette engine.

It's a 15 with 59,000 miles.

He said the dealer offered you 28.

You want 32, but it's got 59 on it.

Does it have any car facts?

Does it have any bad car facts or minor car facts on the history?

Damage?

It has two minors.

This car is my father-in-law's car.

He had passed away in March and we're just settling the estate.

So are the miles to a 5.9 or have they gone to 60?

Because when the car goes to 60, it's going to lose $2,000, $3,000 in value.

Nope, it's at 59,330.

Yeah, the two minors is kind of a problem.

I'll give 29,000.

29,000?

Yep.

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And Kansas City, home of the Chiefs, who are not winning right now.

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What a game that was, man.

Speech and Pediment Terrence.

Did you watch the Chiefs' game?

Speech and Pediment Terrence, are you there?

I got him.

They're getting my butt checked today.

He's not with us at this moment.

I don't think he watched the game.

Crab in California.

Did you watch the Chiefs' game?

Yes.

And I want to give a scatterboot shout out for the Giants, too, man.

I have him on my fantasy football team.

But hey, I want to give real quick a John Lodge singer and bassist with Moody Flues.

He just died recently.

He was a big influence on me when I was in school, in high school, in the 70s.

And a nice and white satin, I'm just a singer in a rock roll band.

I write my seesaw.

My seesaw?

So JD can appreciate.

Hey, let me give you all a little tip.

When Crab is on the air with us, you can't throw in the little nuggets because it

throws him off.

I was just going to say, Crab, I've got a tambourine somewhere signed by John Lodge and

the other members of the Moody Blues back in like 97, I think.

Yeah.

Well, we go way back.

So thank you for this.

Let me shout him out.

Yes.

Thank you, Crab.

Appreciate it.

Mark and Houston, a 16 VW Passat, but it's a TDI, so it's a diesel.

Right?

Mark and Houston.

God.

God of Miami.

Hey, hey, I'm sorry about that.

Are you there?

Yeah, I'm here.

Is this, is this car, does it have a sunroof and leather?

It does have sunroof and leather.

It's not a diesel though.

Okay.

Well, it says TDI.

That's Turbo Direct Injection Diesel or whatever.

TDI.

So you've got 150,000 mile, 10 year old Passat with gas.

Right?

Yeah.

140, 140,000.

Yeah.

1500 bucks.

Okay.

That was quick.

Yep.

Moody Blues, another one of those progressive bands.

We were looking for like sausage fest concerts.

Why did I bid it so low is because the Volkswagen gas and the Audi's gas with 150,000 miles don't

have any life left in them.

Yeah.

Back to Speech and Pediment Terent.

Speech and Pediment Terent are you there?

Yes, I'm here, sir.

It says that you have a two, you have a bone sticking through your toe.

Yeah.

I'm up two to my toe, right through my toe.

So.

It's a hurt?

It's a hurt.

My right toe got just, it got just come on up with that toe going.

He's bad to the bone with his broken tongue.

I want to mention Skye and Skrull, they're showing a foundation.

They both have breast cancer.

I thought ladies only got it.

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Did he?

He had beboo?

Honestly.

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We went from a bone to breast cancer.

Bone is a tone of breast cancer.

I had a customer call me the other day, he goes, listen to the radio show, love you guys.

My favorite part of the show is that guy that can't talk.

Finally we had a vote for Terrence because I thought I was the only one.

That was his favorite part of the show.

That's good.

Of all the stuff we do.

Because I've been told so many times to get rid of him.

They're like, why?

I just can't stop.

I know.

That's weird.

Well, we have at least one customer that loves him.

If you do character voices, here's a little tip, don't fake that.

People don't like it.

I have a theory.

One day we're going to run into a guy and he's going to be all prim and proper talking

to us and stuff.

And how are you?

He's going to say, hey, guess what?

And he'll start mumbling.

I'm speaking.

Oh, you think it's a stick?

Yes, I think it's a whole thing is a bit.

Oh, wow.

Hey, Pre-K, it's time for Black, White, Latino, or other.

Let's knock that out.

All right.

Pre-K, you ready?

Yeah.

For show.

What's going down?

You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge.

Oh, snap.

It's time for White, Black, Latino, or other.

Everybody's favorite game show where I read a crime story and y'all just, you know,

give me the general vibe, all right?

So this week, our culprit's coming straight out of Arkansas.

We got a man who was brought into the hospital with a large red mark on his chest.

He told the nurses a story about him and his buddy were playing bodyguard and gotten a

shootout.

But when police came and started asking his wife, the jig was up.

She revealed that him and a buddy had been getting slizzard off the liquor and said, hey,

wouldn't it be fun if we took turns shooting each other with a bulletproof vest?

He was reportedly pissed and let off five rounds in his homies, or let me say this.

They took turns shooting each other with a .22 rifle.

But after the first friend took his slug, he was reportedly pissed and let off five rounds

in his homies back.

Pause.

The duo was arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault, but were they white, black, Latino,

or other?

Easy.

Yeah.

Arkansas.

White is white.

White.

That's a pair of bulletproof vests.

Rich white.

Rich white guys.

Say it with me...

Caucasians.

Just some red necks.

This is what it is.

Are they YouTubers?

This sounds like a YouTube meme.

Tik Tok or YouTube.

Pre-K.

Nah.

Just your regular townfolk.

So it's that we've all voted white.

Not black, not Latino, not Asian...

This was this layout, I believe.

I mean, I'm sure it's such an obvious that it's gonna be something else. So I'll go Vietnamese

See I was hoping that yes, this would be too obvious and y'all might trip yourselves up

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My friend Kenner had a joke years ago that made me laugh harder than I've ever laughed in my life

He's like my dad's from India and they don't know American customs just like you. Yeah, my tooth fell out and I said dad

My tooth fell out and he goes, okay, throw it in the trash. No, no, no

I'm gonna put it on the pillow and the truth fair is gonna come and and give me money

Yeah, and he goes what what are you talking about?

And he goes if I put my tooth under the pillow in the middle of the night a fairy comes in and leaves me a dollar and he goes

Interesting and he goes to bed

He says it wakes up the next day and he looks underneath this pillow and there's no money under there

Yeah, his tooth is still there. Yeah, and so our ten of his dad's teeth

How much did we get?

It's Texas oh you weekend the game starts in what 30 minutes or something. No, no, they're 230. Yeah

Oh, I thought I was a 11 kick. Okay. No, but there is some really good games at 11 o'clock

There's there's a lot of good football games this week. You gotta love, Oklahoma

You know in Oklahoma

You know, you've made it not when you graduate from college, but when you're the first one in the family

To have working trailer lights breaks and registration

Well, John you're making a comeback you went three and two last week

Yeah, so I'm up now only and I almost won that other one

Yeah, well, you had a bad beat Bama. Yeah scored a late touchdown just a garbage touchdown

Can you imagine somebody had a big money in that last second touchdown like

Yeah, unnecessary roughness, so yeah better way to shut a crowd up man

I'm only up a hundred right now. So let's go over the games. These are the games of the week here

Okay, number at 11 o'clock central time number eight Alabama four and one versus

number 14, Missouri five and oh it's at Mizzou John six

Alabama is favored by three and a half. This is the biggest game ever for Mizzou at home. Okay

Mizzou has really good quarterback top in the SEC

Best running back to John you since you won you get to go first Bama

All right, so it could go either way

I don't have a ton of confidence in that pick, but Bama. I'm just betting

Sometimes I bet like a woman

Maybe a lot, you know, they have pretty uniforms and they don't have their names on the back

So they're really good sportsmen now

Bama's on a roll Bama's got their mojo back. They've got something to prove

They've they've been embarrassed to hell and back lately

And I think that they are going too far off today

So I agree so then that means you have to move the line John since you really yes, yes

You picked first

What do you move the line to and I can decide yes or no one point

So you want to go to four and a half? Yeah

All right, I'll take that no problem. Okay, so I got Mizzou. Yeah, damn. All right. That was that was easy

I think it'll be closer than you think. All right number two the second game here at 11 o'clock

And I'll pick on this one number one Ohio State

They're the best in the country obviously five and oh at so was Penn State until last week

Yeah at number 17, Illinois. They're five and one again a big huge game for Illinois. Are they for real playing where it's at Illinois?

Ohio State's favored by 16 and a half

I'm gonna say

Yeah, that's gonna happen. Last time I Illinois was on the

First Indiana they lost like 60 to seven. It was just insane. So I think they're just pretenders

What do you say John does I'm gonna take Illinois in the points? Okay

All right, that made it easy didn't have to move the line at all

Uh next game speak of indiana. They've been giving it all back

At 230 central time number seven indiana five and oh at number three

Oregon five and oh this is at 230. So this is gonna be a great way in indiana

seven

Number seven in the country versus number three, Oregon. Both are undefeated

It's at Oregon. Oregon's favored by seven and a half points

You get to pick this one first, huh? You go first. No, no, we go back and forth. That's how it works down, you know

Oregon now

Here we go. I think the same thing. No, I believe so I believe Oregon's gonna win

But I don't think that seven and a half points is a little bit much. Okay, so we'll go I'll go that one

Okay, so I feel like I just got one in the bag. All right. I feel like I lost one of the last two

and then of course

at 230 central

Three and two texas versus number six oklahoma

Of course, it's in dallas is the quarterback playing

I don't know yet

I'm waiting to hear something if mature is playing or not for uh, oh you if anybody knows I've seen any cars

It's not mature

Isn't it mature? No, I'm making it up. I remember major the tow truck in the cars

I mean, you're in oklahoma. It's got to be major

Yeah

If he plays

Well right now here's what the line is we just got to go with what we're going with

So if your aunt had balls she would be your uncle the lines texas favored by a point and a half. Okay

My pick

These games go crazy. I mean you

Everything says oklahoma should win this game, right? Right. You arch has been playing crap, right?

I'm gonna know the opposite. I think texas is gonna cover on this. Good. Thank you. Just go ahead with it

Give me my money. Oh, just

I'm owe you. All right. I I just have that

You're you have this weird feeling that arch needs to be at abalone christian

Or arch needs to be playing at louisian attack

And he might be the back. Sucks is a strong word. He's just not that good. He's not a high

No, he's not he sucks for the position. He's in if I was the president of the united states

I would suck. I might be a good city councilman, right?

Okay, he's just so you're saying for it to be the quarterback of the university of america's team

Yeah, I don't know about that, but to be a for texas university to be the quarterback for them

It's not he's not qualified. He doesn't qualify if he walked on to that team

They might he might be the third string

Wow, how'd he get this position

He's got a last name and he had a great high school run in a private deal

And I'm in private school sports with my kid. Okay, and we're gonna go to state. We're gonna go to state

I'm like state of what?

the state of

Of the rich kids around town episcopalian state, right? He needs more reps. He really does that he's he's got thrown in there

He's he's this is his first real full year like he's not good enough

Why are we making excuses for a guy? That's not good enough. He's just not good enough. It's like brand loyalty

It's fan loyalty manning manning manning. Let's judge it by the facts

And he's not good enough to be the quarterback of the university of texas a college quarterback. Yes

Maybe not for you for texas university. He'd be great for

for

Louisiana tech gregian cajuns. I mean

I mean

abalone

I I keep saying it give me another one. Uh, what's that one in nakidoshis?

Sam houston state or whatever. Yeah, he'd be kicking that ass there, you know

North texas played last night and I didn't he wouldn't start at smu if he was at smu

I don't know if you'd start at north texas. I understand

I'm thank you for finally coming around that but

Because they have a really good freshman quarterback, but they're still just they're not gonna be anything

Texas and and he wouldn't start there

Why is he starting at ut?

Did you see the one okay?

The kid got his helmet knocked off last week that can happen to anybody

And when that happens you must come out of the game to get checked in the backup

That I don't even know his name came in and he threw the best pass of the day

One play this kid had he threw a dart it looked like a 90 mile an hour baseball pitch on a 12-yard slant

And it was beautiful and it was clean and it was pro ball looking arch manning does not have that delivery

I'm sorry. Well, let's see if he can shut everybody up

If they if they run the ball a thousand no

God

If they run the ball and let him run the ball if your aunt had balls

She would be your uncle and I can't believe I'm defending either. What are the odds?

What are the numbers they're they're saying the odds say that they like texas texas point a half

They're saying so because of the mojo factor of the texas. So you contest it can be crazy and then it happened

If you've got a decent quarterback, he's got good form too. You're talking about caldwell stymie caldwell

Stymie. Yeah, I didn't know back up for you back up. Yeah

There's one NFL game

Because we got to go five and then this is your picture. I hate nepotism

I

They were tell last year get rid of quinn yours and put arch in give me a break

Quinn you should have stayed on another year and gotten paid. You're getting paid more at ut than you are at

Miami and so that is a fact right now

All right, the NFL game of the week if quinn yours was the quarterback right now

I would completely have a different opinion of everything

And the defense sucks. Well, the reason the defense sucks is because your quarterback sucks and they don't have any confidence

In the mojo mojo is a very fragile thing

mojo confidence

Steam momentum it's very fragile affects all aspects down to the trainers and with a crappy quarterback

They ain't got the mojo. They don't think they can do it because they can't okay. I'll shut up

It would give him another year on the bench and to learn but anyway to learn. He's not good enough

The NFL game the big game of the week

49ers are at the buccaneers both teams are four and one. It's at 3 30 on sunday

Both teams are banged up buccaneers are real banged up, but somehow they just keep how's baker baker's healthy. They're gonna win

Straight up that's your pick. What's the what's the odds?

So the spread is the buccaneers are favored by three and a half. So you're going straight up

Yeah, yeah, I'll take I'll let you take that because I think the 49ers are they're better coach teams

The 49ers are better than the but but baker's got the mojo thing going on. Now. Let's talk about jackson dark

Let's talk about the crappy new york giants. They're terrible and they swap out

Lead men and look at what happened the mojo changed

34 points worth of terrible against the philadelphia eagles. Yeah, they've got something going there with those two rookies

It's is that new energy really was

I'm just saying

Get rid of baker. I mean, uh, what's his ass and put in somebody else and try some new energy

Look at what happened in new york. It's a different team all of a sudden

They aren't they absolutely are maybe i'm a little off. He just went to dart start

Uh, two weeks ago. Okay. What's been happening since he started starting. Well, they won one game. They lost to the saints

I mean, they should have never lost to the saints, but but it's taken time

Yes, he's got some new mojo for that team for that team was

Well, I say they're worse. Texas is not very good. The team around banning is not very good

That's part of the problem too

If you have the manager is not very good the coach. No the qb. Oh

The qb is a big job. The qb is it's you show me a great team without a great qb

You know kiss a kiss a kiss you ass you want failure so bad for manning

I'm never I mean, it's like you never even seen me this hot about anything

No, like all week last week

First florida every pass. That was a terrible pass. You get a text message from john

Oh, I could my kid could have done better than that. I mean every every pass you're judging and then when he threw a good pass

Oh, he got lucky

Why don't you try that many times and you're at that level you're gonna hit every once in a while

I I I

Despise anything with texas, but I think he's gonna have a pretty good game

Just enough to beat. Oh you here. We'll see that's gonna be at 230. I hope there's no chance

I hope it's a good game, man. We'll be back in a minute. My name is john clay. Well, if this is the

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Buddy minds texan wants to go ride cross country in the morning. I'm like, dude

I'm not going to get back from this tech game until probably 1 30 in the morning

So I will not be

Up and ready. You're gonna stay the night out there. Mm-hmm come right back home of buddy holly home of mac davis

I've never even been to love it really nope

We used to drive through there every time we went to see my great aunt in new mexico

Lived in quest to between red river and towels

And my mom always said Lubbock is like a dirty town dirty

Yeah, but it's the it's the first in the first by which you judge all others the first

International house of pancakes i've ever seen in my life really and to this day

If if I ever go through Lubbock, I always stop at the international house

I think the roster this year is 30 million on their player payments. Is that right 45?

Like this year is 28 next year is 45. Ah, okay. That's all that's big money

They'll be in the playoffs. Yeah, you're gonna throw some tortillas away here at the game. That's a big thing they do

They're not mexican. No

That's what they do is they throw tortillas out and they use my wife is gluten whatever now

So it's got to be corn tortillas. Oh, no

Is she gluten free or she's she's trying it because she feels bad and she's given a world to see if it works

Okay, I'm getting off of it. Some people have to do it for health reasons. That's why how she's just making her feel bad

And the doc said yeah, yeah

Is that new I mean what were people doing that that had a problem in the where were peanut allergies in the 50s

Where were you know strawberry allergies all these allergies gluten gluten? What's the other one that's big?

I don't know. I just know gluten. I've heard that terrible disease. No acetal that gets you

Tell me every time

Hey speaking of AI and the guys that are on the stream right now can at jcwshow.com can see this better

Obviously because it's hard to but on grok the AI thing

There's a thing called imagine or something they're doing and you can make these six second videos out of pictures and like

Hey, there's one being played right now. Um, that bear grabs you

Yeah, I gave him that that picture of rick feralis and I and turn the bear and rick. There's my buddy with in the pool

That's not real. It looks real with that that iguana. That's look at this

John god, dude, seriously. Is that not ridiculous? I was just jacking around with it

I said is a family photo. I said strip all of our clothes off put us in swimsuits and run across the field

That's great. Is that not ridiculous?

Wow, see all this at jcwshow.com going forward man. We're not going to believe anything

Nothing nothing it's that luxury if you told me I mean granted

I know you're better than you'd strip off and run at a speed up, but it does look good play play one more time. Humboy

Um, you're not hurting anything. You're not hurting anything by letting it play

So yeah, that bear looks real. Well the bear doesn't look real, but we look real

It's it's pretty weird. So you won't be able to tell the difference in what's real and what's not and uh

That iguana is not smoking a joint

What is that going to do for I mean politics stuff like that?

I mean people are going to start believing things or any do you get caught doing something you won't believe it

Look how fit I am. I didn't realize I'd been working out

Here's where it's going to have an impact early is in the courts

Proof that I did it. What do you mean? You got a picture of me doing it. That's that's grog

What do you mean? You got video of me doing it? Oh, you got a recording of me. Yeah, really on the phone?

Really yeah, is there any way to prove I mean that that's fake other than we know that's not

I think there is some type of software that can tell yeah, it'll say it's ai generated. Got you, but that ai will get better and better

And uh, it's gonna be a mess

I hope some form of regulation like that does exist sometime in the near future because like as you know, water

Just a simple watermark anything created by ai includes the watermark when's the first movie coming out bob?

That's strictly ai the the artists the actors didn't even show up

It's already out and I was in a meeting in la and an ai video thing two weeks ago

And they were going over this and the creators and the lawyers were in their argue with each other a film

Yeah, I mean, dude, this is way way way past where we see it right now. Really they've already done it. They've already done it

Yeah, it's it's off the

Sharks see I tend to miss that because I say we've been watching animation since steamboat really animation. Yes, but

You know walt Disney created that people created that this is created by ai

That's speaking of ai and stealing things taylor swifts getting dogged

By stealing hooks off of other people's music and I love it. I love it. I love it

Let's play it 16-1. Just listen

Oh

Stealing from the mexicans

That's pretty close. That's really close. Yeah

Yes, Luis Miguel. Is it her or whoever's producing her?

It's her. It's whoever's producing her, but but I mean they should be checking this stuff. What's 16-2?

I'm feeling so cool

Jones brothers

Thank you for the lovely bouquet

I mean

God

Hey, and those those aren't the same three simple chords either. That's I mean, that's an exact match

That's Jonas

They're doing a duet together

Because it is a good song the cool songs better than hers

You know that happens George Harrison did this years ago when he wrote my sweet lord

Yeah, you know, and it's the same chords and same melody as he's so fine by the chiffon

And he got sued for plagiarism and found guilty and had to pay a penalty for it and he said I don't know

It just must have stuck in my head. Yeah

Speaking of speaking of AI deep fakes painter bob ross from the public television. Oh, I love this station

You know the crazy one little mountains little birds little mountains little grass little trees

Versus mr. Rogers and a wwe bout and this did happen for real. This is not a 18

And in this place king

That's mr. Rogers walking to the ring and he's got Marilyn Monroe on his arm

I never thought I'd see this on monday night ross mr. Rogers. It's a beautiful day to paint this canvas with your blood

Rogers swings

One

Did you see on there with mr. Rogers banging with easy? Yes, that was great

Sharon of 40

It was awesome

Wow

And this boys and girls is why network television is going to die and we're getting stupider is because we're all sitting in our

Bits you're doing it watching i'm doing it. We're not watching tv

You're sitting next to your wife the lights are off and the glow in the room is from the two phones

And we're sitting there watching for for hour and a half every night and we fall asleep

Yep, and that's it every night. You're right

It's over

It's well, what's over a network television network tv. Yeah the ad price of that is just

I mean the the taylor sherdons and the few big hits are going to grab you and get you away from your phone

Peacock pluses and everything else paramount. I'm dude. I'm as bad as anybody

I I've been shaming people forever and now i'm about watching streaming tv just watching my phone

I don't watch network television and I can't tell you last time

Sports sports and that's why it's sports. It's a big business. I mean you have the big

That's the only place the commercials are worth anything because people will watch the commercials because the game's not over

Well, the big tens monetizing they're they're forming a group together where they're gonna

I mean they're gonna get

Billion dollars because of sponsors

All the money is trying to plant where there's actually eyeballs. Correct. And there's no eyeballs on

Midday television. No, what the hell is that worth? Who's yeah, I pay 50 cents for a commercial on midday air

What?

I mean, no, no, no, I said I'd pay. Oh, you pay. Yeah, I mean just nothing. Yep. Just nothing

Hey john, this is larry from abc your local affiliate. You know, we were doing a special and click. Yeah

I just don't I mean, there's nothing to imagine being a sales guy right now. Oh

That's a tough bastard. Yeah, it's terrible or radio radio's tough but tv's tougher. It's tough tv's tougher tv's tougher

Everything's available on streaming and I can go through it and just zip right through your commercials

I knew it was going to happen, but I didn't think it was going to happen

I mean, I've never seen it happen. It's worse than what I imagined was going to happen. I don't what about you? Yes, absolutely

It's it's like I said Hollywood is screwed

the LA production

Entertainment stronghold is the Hollywood that is busted

These networks are wanting Paramount just sold discoveries wanting to sell. I mean, it's broken

And and mr. Beast and the other top 20

Are taking it over youtube google is owns youtube google will be they're gonna have to get broken up. They're gonna be standard oil

There's no way. Nothing. I already are. They already are

Google standard oil for those of y'all who are uneducated or really young

It was it was they broke the the government broke the company up rockerfellers company into exxon

Maybe mobile mobile texaco. I forgot all shell for sure

So these fuel brands that you see now are after a breakup of a monopoly

Standard oil standard oil. Yep, and this is going to happen to google

You know microsoft has too much of a hold this no, no nobody's got a hold like google. No

They're in everything nobody everything nobody. Yeah, it's ridiculous

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I'm affected by this hulk hogan sex tape. I am 140 million dollars

I hope the woman in the video got some money because I can't imagine being a woman and explaining hulk to a friend

So this new guy, what does he look like? He's like horseshoe bald, but uh

Also with a mullet at the same time

It's a strange combination. Yeah, but he's shredded. He's in great shape. Oh, so he's young now. He's like 75

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Well, at least no one knows who had sex with him. Let me stop you again

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Now john clay wolf. I was just walking out in the shop looking at the cars

There's a huge box out there and I had a flashback and almost her crying

My brother

Remember big screen tvs in the 80s. They were huge. Oh really?

So my grandmother gave my dad one for christmas

and the box was huge

and

My dad told my brother to take it to our office and tear it up pieces and put it in the dumpster

So my brother told me

to get in the box

I was about 10

And ride in the back of his truck. Okay

So this massive box and I'm the weight of it in the back of his truck. He's 16 17

I'm 10 years old and the drive to the office was 30 minutes on the interstate

Jesus

And I kept feeling the box lift up and you know, I'm screaming back there

And obviously you don't hear me because he's in the front of his truck in the cab

I mean that is like child abuse. Hold on. Okay, so he had you

In a box in the back a huge box

While he's driving 70 miles per hour on highway. Yes

How did your parents let him live? They didn't know that he did it

And and I mean it was just like the most terrifying 30 minutes of my life

Because when he's going down the road, you know, the wind is catching the box

He's trying to pull the box out of the truck and I'm the weight in it and I weigh 100 pounds

Oh, nothing catches air in the back of a pickup truck at high speeds better than a wide cardboard box. Right, right

Yeah

So I just you probably weighed like 60 pounds

I was 10. Yeah

Yeah, it was not a good experience. Did you ever have anything, you know, he also when we were jumping

bicycles

He would move like a big

bucket out

For me to clear until I've you know, finally hit it and landed on it and crashed to death

He used you as a prop. Yes

You were his prop. Yes. Oh my god. Did you not know nobody had a big brother like that?

I mean the the bicycle thing looking back. I can laugh the box thing. I'm still pretty pissed. Are you PTSD every time you see it?

Yeah, I mean, I was really lucky. I didn't die. Yes. Kind of yeah

Me must have hung me over a cliff

Yeah

By my shirt and hope the shirt didn't break

Yeah, he's like, hey, we're gonna try something real quick here. John. It's okay. Don't worry about it

Get in a box in the back of my truck. We're going to the office. That is abnormal by the way

I mean, I hope you know walley never did that to bever. No, I had an older sister

I like my brother, but I didn't like that. He did a lot of stuff like that

I used to think she wanted to kill me for years and I would have decided maybe a lot of that was just like my own

He did kill your horse. Yeah, we talked to him before the dead horse. Yeah

I miss the dead horse. Yeah. No wonder how he's doing. Should we

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

It's fun to talk to him. Yeah

Wonder what he's doing right now. He's a nice horse. Yeah, he's a great horse

We can always speech impediment Terrence. It's very I wish you hadn't hung up because I was gonna bring you on as a contestant for

Jeopardy. Oh, is that time?

He's not here stop it. He's not here. We'll do sir minus sir minus. You're on the Appalachian Trail

Whoa, and I'm ready for Jeopardy

Okay, he is on a cell phone walking the hiking the Appalachian Trail for two months. What is the name of your Instagram deal?

JCW Hikes plural the NT the end the AP Appalachian Trail

All right minus go ding ding ding from the AP when you have the answer. Let's roll Bob

All right, let's look at our categories for this week way back earliest category one

sorry way back funny that is classic comics from long ago and

Category two the sky is the limit crazy airplane stories already play. Yep. Here we go category one question

Richard Pryor has been considered America's groundbreaking black comic

but

The real og black comedian recorded his first album in 1956

Ding ding ding. Oh, damn

Pre-k who is red fox. That's correct. I was gonna say that but uh when you said 59 I was like that's too old

He really was around back there. He almost goes back to volubil question two despite once become a

Notably intellectual hoity-toity career. This American comedian was literally the first stand-up act to fill stadiums

Back when he was a wild and crazy guy ding ding ding John who is

George Carlin

Who is Steve Martin that is correct. Yeah wild and crazy guy. Duh speaking of a wild and crazy guy

Question three comedian George Carlin stand-up hero

Was an edgy comic who faced multiple arrests for using obscene language on stage in the early 60s

One more time and died of a heroin overdose one more time George Carlin stand-up hero

Was an edgy comic who faced multiple arrests for using obscene language on stage in the early 1960s

There's a movie ding ding ding who's blacky norton in grand. Can I get a hint starring Dustin Hoffman?

You know the movie bruce full mighty

Yes, bruce almighty. Yep

Minus you got it

You're close. I know I can't come up if you turn bruce almighty's first name into a last name that would be this comedian's last name

Correct answer is linnie bruce. Who is linnie bruce?

And he was good. Have you ever find any tapes? Yeah, check them out. All right category two. We move on question one during live aid

This artist played both london and philadelphia with the help of a trans-atlantic flight on a concord

Ding ding. Oh, there goes linus

Queen

That was incorrect. I was gonna say

I'm glad he blew that out there because I do remember this story and I forgot who it was

Yeah live aid was at wimbly in london right and at philadelphia

This is the one artist that played both venues on the same day

Thanks to the concord

pre-k. You don't have it

JD said ding ding

Who is elton john incorrect?

Correct your answer is is wait pre-k. You got it. You got one. I was gonna say elton john. So yeah, I got it

Uh, hey, let me think of who else play. It's not led zeppelin original page. Who else was a big deal that day?

Actually, I think he did play in a reunion version of led zeppelin if i'm not mistaken time is up

Who is phil collins?

Yeah, that was a big deal back then. All right question two

German fighter pilot baron von rick toffin

Shot down 80 confirmed kills during world war one which earned him this nickname during the world

JD run. Who's the red baron? That's correct. Oh jd is in the lead two to one

He's airplane man. I'm an airplane man question three

This man held an entire commercial flight hostage for several hours in 1971 and demanded a ransom

Is that linus? Yes

Yeah, db cooper. Who is db cooper?

And the crazy bastard jumped out of the back in a parachute and they never found him again

It's a fabulous story. They found some 20s and 50s on the ground years later

Appalachian man gets on the board on the double jeopardy back to category one question one fans and friends have nicknamed this old school comic

Mr. Warman fuzzy

Despite his title is the most ruthless roast master ever ding ding ding jd. Who's done wrinkles? That's correct

Man jd is mopping y'all up smoking. It's about time for one one five years later four or three

He's got four is double jeopardy now

Question two back in the day a comedian knew he'd made it

After a set when he was asked to come and have a live sit down on this late night

Here's johnny karson. That's correct. Oh my

Yeah, six the way just just run it up here. Let him go a little more for s and g

All right category two question one historians mark the first sustained

Controlled powered air flight in a craft created by the Wright brothers at this side

What is kitty hog? That's correct. Thanks. Hey, john, you're on the board. Look at that. You're not shut out

Yeah, that was a hard one too. All right question two

This location stands as earth's only continent that can only be reached by flight

John what is Antarctica? That's correct. Oh trying to come back

He's down by two. We got another one here. Whoo. All right

This american military craft completed in 1969 was the first attack aircraft capable

Of vertical takeoff and landing operations. Hey p. Did I hear a ding? Yeah

Appalachian man

Uh blackhawk

No

Oh, that's correct as incorrect

And what one more time it was it was named after a bird of prey

But blackhawk is incorrect

ding ding ding

Eagle has incorrect

Is it a helicopter or an airplane?

American military craft. I believe it. I believe it was almost like one of those helicopters with the

I don't have a picture named for bird of prey

Vertical takeoff and landing. I was in the 60s. The osprey was not in the 60s. JD. I was gonna say osprey. That's incorrect

What is it? What is the harrier jet the harrier jet? That's not a us. That's a

British, okay, so you're so so we're still going because he did wrong. Okay

Now we're not still going because we're out of questions. Oh, there's our winner right there. JD

Hey

I can't make those up on the fly. Tell him what he's won, bubble. Well, you've kept the prize away from the caller

That's the whole goal. We don't want to give anything away

We're not giving him any shoes because he's walking. He's gonna be barefoot. Where's he at now? Where are you at minus?

Southern Virginia. I'm on my way to paris bird virginia. Wow

That's crazy. Wish I was with you brother. I need to look at his instagram and look at these pictures

Do we know why? I wanted to tell you guys

The best thing that happened to me last week was right after I got off the phone with y'all

I met up with someone who I've been hearing about all trail named

Freshgrounds and he fed me at three different points throughout the day

Like met me at the roads and then cooked me up gourmet food at three different times

Like a stray dog

I didn't feel like I was ever gonna get to see him

But he's been doing this for 13 years

The Freshgrounds leapfrog cafe just feeding hikers all along the trail all year

Good, that's cool. That's cool. Do we know why jason's doing this? Did we ever come up with that jason?

Why why are you why are you doing this?

Oh

Well, so I I mean find yourself. You know, it would go between we go between, you know

Dogs who care lunchy perpinochi

I mean, whatever whatever suits your bill. I mean, I'm honestly for the most part doing this for everyone else who can't do it

I mean, john, you don't want to do this. Uh, but oh, I can't do it

I'm I'm a recovered half-assed recovered paraplegia. There's no way I could do it

I'm doing it for me. You're doing it for my for my spinal cord injury. That's good

That's

There you go. There's it's beautiful trail out here. I mean, I'm coasted like you are on trail on your own the dirt bike

You know, it's just smooth easy trail rub it in rub it in

Thank you. We'll talk to you next time

Yo, we're back to the john clay wolf show taking over your radio every saturday morning

Under the moon

Who's dead from this? This is a great man

All of them

No, I think uh, okay. You got joey. Is he dead? I think so

One of them has a show on xm

Huh

Uh, you know, there's no reason to sit around and wonder about these things. John this music is very evergreen to me

You know what I heard on Ozzie's boneyard the other day

First time in a long time

I don't want to be buried in a pet cemetery. That was awesome. Oh, pet cemetery from the Ramon jam

I don't want to be buried in a pet sin all their music sounds. It makes you feel like you're high

Speaking of

Anesthesia y'all have something on this sheet about anesthesia. It's a compilation of people

You know when you go in when you've been under anesthesia when you come out sometimes you're in that

Zone where you sort of say things or see things

This is a compilation of young folks coming out of uh

Anesthesia kind of funny and especially the last guy anybody here had a colonoscopy not lately

Okay, well, you know what happens with colonoscopies. They pump you full of air, right? Here's cut number four. Are you rich?

I'm a nurse. Definitely not rich

I need a sugar daddy

Do you have a boyfriend?

No, I don't have a boyfriend

I did. Nobody loves me

My wife she'll get upset if she sees you touching me like that on my chest. Not everyone

What's up?

Let me see your bracelet really quick. I'm gonna take a quick look. No, I'm okay thanks

I'm just gonna scan it. Look. It's like a laser beam. Yeah

You know if you wanted to take pictures of me you couldn't just ask

Yeah, buddy, there was one that saw a colonoscopy. There was a guy he was waking up and

He starts talking about how he wish he wasn't married and the wife

You know when I had my ton selected me when I was maybe 13 or 14 and I woke up and there's a beautiful tech there

And she said hey, how you feeling? I feel like I've been drinking beer

She got I feel like you're drinking. I'm thinking to myself

I'm gonna bang this chick

And I don't recall specifically but I think I was very flirtatious and later later she said well, you're very cute

Hey, the best story of the day is an irish influencer nearly got killed by cannibals in new guinea

Oh my god, it's a good story. Yeah, this is one of those. Uh, it was a great croc hunter guy always filmed himself

Steve Erwin Erwin

Crocky easy animals will kill you're a non second sire. This is a really bad idea

All right, this guy was over in that part of the world

Pop a new guinea. Yep, and he sees some obviously look like cannibals on the shore

And so cannibal look like well, we've got a video. I don't know if we're gonna be able to play it

And see it but the guy offers the chief of the

Tribe some salt a salt packet. The chief doesn't like the salt packet

They got bones through their whole face and feathers everywhere and they look unfriendly and they're holding big spears

This sounds produced. No, it looks

You know, then again, it's a tiktok big. So he looks pretty scared

So we don't have it to be a video from it. I guess we don't did you load him

We have audio we have audio cut 13

This is terrifying. They're huge bulls. I've got an offering for them basically bargain our way and try and make them accept us

Put it in my hands open it and just put it in your hands

Oh god, okay. He doesn't look like he likes that careful. He doesn't like it. All right guys. Let's move back

Maybe we have to go out. He's not into that not really welcome. It's really dangerous. I'm not gonna lie

That is absolutely terrifying. Tell me they're scary. I'm sorry. I'd take you here

That's wild. There's some salt. Can you imagine running something like that?

No, why would you do that for a tiktok video?

Look at it. It's a video at jcw show doc. I mean, that's so that looks like some salt morgan freeman

It's not morgan freeman

I have a pet dog with this isn't it. I mean video doesn't play very good on radio. No, it's too much

Yeah, you have to watch it on youtube channel right now. Yep. All right 800 800 7 2 3 4 800 800 radio

We did jeopardy

Miley Cyrus sings a song for her dad

cut nine

pleatwood mac

She does have a stevenick sound

And what's interesting about that track playing on the track happens to be

mcfleetwood

Lynn's bucking down. Yeah, they're on the track with her

And it sounds like we would make

Do we see maybe a group getting together here? Miley Miley with them

Well, there it is. They're doing you're listening to it. You're listening to it. No, like an album something together get John McVee in there

Listen to that again. That's that sounds really good. Yeah. She sounds like stevenick. That's the most stevenick sounding voice I've ever heard

She's doing that on purpose

It's working the vibrato on purpose working. Yeah. Hey, what's this mashup with slipknot spice girls and rage? Oh, those are great, man

14-1 awesome. Yeah

You got it

It's not a bad mashup 14-2 is rage

Yep, this is uh, Vanessa Carlton's song under the song under rage. Basically. Yeah rage against the machine

Some of those that work forces

Are the same that bar crosses

Some of those that work forces

Are the same that bar crosses

Some of those that work forces

Are the same that bar crosses

Some of those that work forces

Try to save the bar crosses

Do what they told you

Now you do what they told you

Now I wonder

Those who died are justified

But wearing a badge and you're chosen white

You're justified

Those who died

But wearing a badge and you're chosen white

Those who died are justified

But wearing a badge and you're chosen white

I just see you

Killing in the name of

Uh

Killing in the name of

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