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Now, John Clay Wolf.
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Good morning, everybody.
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In the south, it's still warm.
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I'm sure in the north it's obviously cooled off, but this is both...
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I mean, we can't...
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We can't get over the summer problem.
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We're getting a little pissy about it, tell you the truth.
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Still getting just a little on the humid side late in the day.
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I'm wearing shorts and a T-shirt right now, like a Homo.
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I got somebody on the chat that says,
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in Indianapolis, John, it's 35.
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Well, good morning, Andy.
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It's supposed to be.
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Storming like it's spring.
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We had some crazy...
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My kid had a football game last night.
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They didn't play it Thursday?
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Because a lot of them moved to Thursday.
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Most of the Texas...
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North Texas high school teams moved their games to Thursday
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because of the weather on Friday.
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And our team was smart and they decided not to.
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Well, it's interesting.
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Both teams are undefeated,
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and they're both going to play each other in the final.
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So whoever won last night doesn't matter,
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because they're going to meet again in two weeks.
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So they don't want to show a lot, probably.
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I don't know, but I just told my wife,
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I said, this'll be cool because it'll be a six quarter game.
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They're going to play the first half of tomorrow night's game
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and it's going to get canceled.
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And then they're going to do it again in two weeks.
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And I think that's how they should do it.
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That we took the W, because if you play,
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I did not know this.
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If you play to a half and it gets canceled,
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they give the W the win to whoever's ahead at the half.
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Used to be, wasn't there like penetrations
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or something like that?
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Yeah, like first downs or something.
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So if you're ahead at half and it gets canceled after half
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or during half, then whoever's ahead wins.
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So we were won by two points.
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Yeah, big, big, big W.
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And, but I think that they, what I propose is that
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they make a new rule for this team specifically,
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since my kid's on it and I want to make the rules
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that they just do a six quarter game.
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They stop where they were on this one.
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Pick it up and just keep rolling.
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I mean, that it make a little news.
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It's something definitive for sure.
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No, with, with more, you know,
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yardage and, and downs like Charlie's saying,
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that's generally like I've known it ago.
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But, you know, in our day, John,
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and I didn't, I didn't play football and you did.
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But tell me if I'm wrong, because in our day,
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it didn't make a damn what the weather did.
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You're on the field and you're doing it.
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Like football is not baseball.
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We're not going to call it for rain.
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That's how it used to be.
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What's in the news this morning, Jenny?
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Do you want to go with sports?
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Do you want to go with alcohol?
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Let's go with alcohol.
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It seems like everybody's got their own
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liquor company these days.
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And some, a lot of them are advertising.
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You Matthew McConaughey.
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He's got his own alcohol now here
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where he and his wife are making fun.
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When this happened back in Austin,
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the cops showed up for a noise complaint
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and Matthew McConaughey was in his living room.
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Neck and lung bungos.
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He'll open his mule around the barn.
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It was wide open and the cops came in
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and went, you want to put that away?
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Anyway, so now they're doing,
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they're promoting their new alcohol
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and they're kind of making reference
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to the days he was naked playing the bungos.
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What follows is a real police report.
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No names have been changed.
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Because he was totally guilty.
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On arrival to the location,
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I could easily hear very loud music
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dancing and playing Bungal drums.
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The nude subject yelled,
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Glassy and very bloodshot eyes.
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Is he playing it with his Johnson?
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Now they're making, yeah.
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Now they're making fun of his nude bongo plane.
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Is everybody got a tequila now?
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There's just too much money in it.
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I mean, the guys that like actually
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get off the ground with one
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and sell it to one of the big brands.
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I mean, they make so much money.
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Sammy Hagar sold his for like 100 million
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and Trace Bowl County sold theirs
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for 100 million, 200 million, 300 million.
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I mean, the dollars are like big.
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Ryan Reynolds sold his aviator gin.
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A very good gin, by the way.
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The biggest one is Austin.
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And I mean, if you blindfolded yourself
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and took three decent vodka's
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and his was one of them, would you know?
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So is there going to be a
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GMTV garage liquor?
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No, that's not even interesting.
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No, I mean, I'm just, I'm Jim.
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Kind of got my hands full right now.
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It's like, you don't want any more projects.
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A lot of people do.
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Speaking of at the end of this segment
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and I'm warning you,
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we're putting out a YouTube video at noon.
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Bobo, are you going to sit there
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I mean, goddamn, I left my wife a minute ago
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because I didn't want to hear any crap.
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And you're just sitting here busting my ass.
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Everything I do, you're making a face.
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You're making a face.
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Well, I got at least I got a face.
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I mean, I don't have a face.
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Sure, you got a face.
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I mean, everything I say, he's just
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eye rolling and eye rolling.
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I'm looking at you.
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So I don't see Bob's eyes.
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I was trying to carry on the conversation.
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I was just going to say a lot of people do wines
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and you could do that.
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Like something like a, like a Mad Dog 2020,
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like a hybrid red wine thick,
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thick with pulp country style red wine.
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Go ahead and talk about money in cars.
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What's going to happen?
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No, did you hear what he just said?
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Well, what did you want me to?
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No, you wanted me to talk about money in cars.
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Yeah, whatever you're going to talk about.
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I hate to bug you, man.
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But I can't, you know, I've got to be me.
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I can't hide myself.
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Mommy, daddy, you're fighting JD.
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It needs to be very uncomfortable.
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I'm going to go outside and play with a dog.
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Well, this has nothing to do with money.
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I know the conversation is in so fast.
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Sometimes I'm like, I'm like, uh, uh, uh.
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This is what happens when I don't drink.
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And I hate to disappoint you guys.
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Especially you, because I don't want to disappoint you, man.
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I'm just trying to carry on the conversation.
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Well, it's it's trained from the world has changed.
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We're not on AM radio at two in the morning
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and the attention spans are short.
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But I will tell you what I was trying to say
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is first of all, the lightning round is coming up.
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So start calling now 800-800-723-4800-800 radio
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and give me year, make model miles,
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average run for clean, and I'll bid your car in the air.
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And Bobo, to your point, that is about money
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So I will be offering money for cars.
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800-800 radio and we're going to play a song
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But at the end of this segment,
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it's going to sound awkward
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because I'm going to do a wrap out
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for a video that goes up at noon that we worked on last week.
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At the end of the segment,
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we're going to talk about something that's coming up.
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So he's wrapping up this segment
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and that's his way to go out to the commercial break.
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I thought you were going to rap like that.
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But I'm going to do something
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that doesn't sound right to the radio show
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because Braden, our video producer,
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has been working on this film
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and he's launching it at noon on YouTube today.
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And it's going to be the end donut, if you will,
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And I'm going to be talking about,
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I hope you enjoyed this video.
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So before we get into that,
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I didn't want you to stop me
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and give me a big eye roll and an F you and a finger
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so that you wouldn't interrupt what I was fixing to do.
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So I'm giving you a warning now.
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In a minute and 44 seconds,
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that's what I'm going to do.
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Let me consult my coach for just a second.
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Apparently, I have a more expressive face
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than I thought you do.
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Yeah, we read your eye rolls.
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Jake and Katie, we're going to do the lightning round right now.
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20 Camry sport, 120,000 miles.
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So it's six years old with a buck 20.
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Is it worth nine grand?
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Nah, I can't really let go of it for that, man.
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Right now I'm on a lease and I own one of that.
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When does it turn out?
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I believe 34 months.
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Like you had 34 more months?
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Yeah, I just got it, man.
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I didn't know they'd lease a 120,000 mile car for 34 months.
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I know somebody that knows somebody.
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Let's just put it that way.
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Well, they sure know you too.
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You got both ends of that son of a bitch.
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Hang tight, you're on for the long haul.
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It says supercharged.
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They weren't making a V back then.
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Let me get my brain around the 06 20 years ago.
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Is it, what model is it?
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STS, two-wheel drive V8.
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But you put supercharged on there.
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Does it have a supercharger on the top?
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It's on the side of the fender.
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Sure, that's not the washing fluid reservoir?
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No, it's supercharged.
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How much is this car?
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This car is mint-conditioned.
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It's my aunt's car.
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She's 88, and she's fixing to move, and she wants to sell it.
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It's silver leather, has a moonroof or sunroof.
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You're in Oklahoma.
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How much is the car?
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She wants me to try to get some offers and then get back with her.
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Okay, so how much is it?
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This is a really, really hard call.
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So I hit you at three.
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You said you don't know how much it is, but you know it's not three.
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You're getting offers.
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She's eight, and your car is a nine.
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Well, three is not going to buy it.
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Thank you, Kenny in Oklahoma.
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We'll be right back.
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Candy corn does not taste like candy nor corn.
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It tastes like something that was made out of oil.
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You can take all the bags of candy corn,
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and actually if you melted them down, you could run a car.
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All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1914.
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They never had to make it again.
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Literally after Halloween, the candy corn companies send out their minions.
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And they go from garbage, candy, garbage can, and collect them.
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And throw it back in the bag.
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Hey, would you mind start bumping, clearing those bits with me
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to make sure I think they're funny?
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No, I'm not going to do that.
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I don't think that's funny.
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You think it's funny?
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I don't have time to do that.
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I don't think it's funny.
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I actually think it's funny.
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We're all kind of snickering about it while it's playing.
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As long as we're busting balls, right?
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I mean, you know, if it's an open ball bust.
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Man from Oklahoma that called earlier, and I said three grand on the STS.
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I did, and I was saying V, if it's supercharged, if it is a V, an STS-V,
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then you're not too high.
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I was bidding it as a non-STS.
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And when you said the superchargers on the fender,
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I've never seen a supercharger on the fender.
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So I was assuming that maybe the V emblems on the fender.
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Long story short, go to GiveMeTheVen.com and load that car up.
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Because if it is a 06 STS-V in great shape, I do want to buy it.
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Halloween's coming up.
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You know, it's Friday.
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You've ever seen the movie The Purge where the kids dress up in Halloween costumes
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and come to the door and scare people?
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Because they're really going to kill them in the movie.
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Well, three people wearing Halloween costumes terrorized a home in Virginia.
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This is such a good way to get killed.
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They didn't, fortunately, threatening to harm people.
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They were up at the ring camera in these costumes.
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I think we actually have video of it we can put up on our stream.
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Here's some of the doorbell camera recording.
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Listen to what these kids are saying.
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And remember, nobody got hurt.
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The horse's not there.
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Either you come out or me coming in.
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At first, I thought it was just a Halloween joke, a little prank.
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So I said, happy Halloween.
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And they kept knocking on the door.
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The knocks would get harder and harder.
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And they threatened to kill us.
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It could have been bad.
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Our Second Amendment right was not used and could have been,
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like, being very transparent.
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So what are you doing in that case?
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Somebody's at your door.
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You're looking at them through the ring camera and they're saying,
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come out or we're coming in.
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Yeah, shoot him in the ass.
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But if you do that, technically you could be up for murder.
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Because they didn't threaten you.
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They didn't come into your home.
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They weren't showing weapons.
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But if they say we're going to kill you.
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We're going to kill you.
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But boy, it's a really fine line of the law.
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I know a guy that beat a guy's ass on his front porch.
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And he went and pulled a throwdown out of his closet
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and laid it down next to him.
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So when the cops came, it looked like he had a gun.
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I technically don't take this wrong with that.
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That's actually an old cop trick.
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It is a very old cop trick.
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There's the, there's the, look at our YouTube.
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If by chance you go to JCW.com and go to the YouTube stream.
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Show, I'm sorry, dot com.
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And these kids are in these creepy costumes
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on the ring camera going,
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if you don't come out, we're coming in.
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My kid had one of those little fakey masks.
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I don't know, I forgot what they're called.
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Have you seen those masks those kids wear that?
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No, they're like bank robber masks.
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And I said, no, no, no, no, no.
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This is going to do nothing but get you in trouble.
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Not for Halloween, but like weekdays.
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Oh, and you don't do it in weekdays.
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But you don't do that either.
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You don't come to somebody's doorbell
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and just coming in.
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Well, you can make masks now that look like somebody's face.
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They're not here yet.
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Who are they going to look like?
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I forgot, but I was just like,
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it was the middle of the night and I was on Amazon.
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You know, that's when it happens.
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And if you need more instructions about these topics,
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Google how not to get your ass kicked
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by the police by Chris Rock.
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It's a very, very, very people like tutorials.
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That is a tutorial quite insightful.
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800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
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Terrence, I get a lot of people speech impediment,
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Terrence, that they're telling me
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to not bring you to the air anymore.
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I mean, they question our production capacity.
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Oh, they're just jealous.
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They're damn jealous.
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What did you call in to tell?
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They can't seem like me.
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Speech impediment, Terrence.
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What did you call in this morning to share with us?
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I called in about, I think that,
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well, right now it's very ridiculous.
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Trump is making a ballroom.
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You know, he said it's probably paid and everything,
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but I want to concentrate on the war still.
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You know, I don't know, is it settled?
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Sure, but what do you think about that?
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I think that presidents have made additions and
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subtractions and remodels of the White House
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for hundreds of years and just because it's Trump
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doing it, everybody's just got the panties on.
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Speech impediment, Terrence.
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Say he doesn't like it.
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What do you think, Bob?
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Your little liberal ass.
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I think they're clutching their pearls.
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Anybody that's making comments about it.
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It is ironic that we're supposedly broke and
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cutting all these, you know, programs.
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It doesn't look good.
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Who's paying for the ballroom?
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That's what I was going to say.
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Who's paying for it?
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Apple, Facebook, Microsoft.
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Oh, is it sponsored?
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It's not tax money.
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Oh, so it's going to have like a sponsorship,
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like Trump's ballroom by Apple or something like that.
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Oh, that'll be awesome.
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It's for the future.
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So you can have foreign dignitaries to the White
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House and actually have a ballroom.
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Not a basketball court, Obama.
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I mean, there's a lot of stuff about the East Wing
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being the East Wing.
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And ever since Eleanor Roosevelt, right,
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that's been like the First Lady's office, basically.
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It's also an entry point to the White House.
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That's where the tours start,
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but they can still start it in the ballroom.
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You know, it ain't the end of the world poppy.
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You know, and I'll add that, you know,
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you don't have to be a stark rave and liberal,
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you know, to like have an opinion about anything.
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Didn't Obama have a basketball court?
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Nixon put it in a bowling alley.
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Basketball is my favorite sport.
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Somebody put it in a swimming pool.
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Like a swimming pool.
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In the John F. Kennedy days, they had a swimming pool.
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And Nixon came and filled it in and said,
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we're not, we're not having that.
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Not doing a swimming pool.
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You know, they do it all the time.
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The Rose Garden is now kind of an outdoor dining area,
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kind of an on-the-border style outdoor dining area.
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I like on the border.
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Does that make me trashy?
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No, their hot sauce is very good.
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If you're going to eat tacos in the middle of the day,
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do it in the outdoors.
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Do it at Rose Garden.
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Mama Kennedy's Rose Garden.
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Well, hell, put those anywhere.
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Got a mariachi man out there.
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Margaritas on the 8s.
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You know, it's the wine house.
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I think it's a 100,000-foot ballroom.
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But I mean, doesn't that make sense for the wine house?
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It totally makes sense for the wine house
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to have a ballroom like that.
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Yeah, where you can bring foreign dignitaries in
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and have a ballroom.
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When's election day?
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What time of year is that?
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Remember the Obama administration?
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Every year they would have a big deal
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around election day.
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Was that the black president?
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And they had to put tents outside.
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And it's 20 degrees.
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They had to put tents out there.
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You know, wouldn't a ballroom be better?
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Anybody who doesn't appreciate a ballroom
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has never seen The Shining
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because it can be a very cool thing.
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Oh, that's a great movie.
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He can go to my favorite college.
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He can have a great ballroom.
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Um, Crabb in Southern California would like to know.
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Crabb, are you on the air?
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You can ask Turley.
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You can ask Turley your question.
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But John, I look gay because that shirt
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but how's your sports wiener Turley this morning
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because with all this stuff that's going on
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with the NBA and everything.
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It's getting aroused here coming up.
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There's a lot going on with the NBA.
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Yeah, that mafia has got the grips on the NBA now.
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What are we talking about?
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Oh, you don't know.
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The thing is that we'll get to that.
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The sports gambling arrest in history will come up.
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We will talk about Turley's sports wiener going on.
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And pointing out a crime that was committed.
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A crime, I tell you.
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And we're going to figure it out.
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It was white, black, Latino or other.
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We now return to the John Clay Wolfe Show.
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And broadcasting to the rest of the world at JohnClayWolfe.com.
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Now, John Clay Wolfe.
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The bike rally announcement date.
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I need to talk to the city.
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They're excited about it.
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I mean, all of the stuff we've done so good.
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That's the real date.
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We had a meeting last week.
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Louis Lucky 7 and his wife Danielle and myself.
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And we worked it out.
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And now we've got a lot of people
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with a lot of connections working their
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Harley's getting on board.
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The Law Tigers have already said we're sponsoring it.
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So now we're going to kick it up a notch.
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What I was hoping it would be last year.
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So we're talking about the bike rally
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in Walnut Springs, Texas.
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And also, as long as I'm plugging stuff,
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November 15th, we have the Rattle and Roll Car Show,
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Chip Foos, Rollins, Dennis Collins, myself.
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Ralph Barbosa was coming.
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And then he said he's not.
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He lives, I don't know.
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So we'll see if Ralphie shows up.
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I think we're going to make it without Ralphie.
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And the pre-register your car at Walnut Springs Rally.
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I use that same website for all of our events
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So walnutspringsrally.com.
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And then Adam Corolla, the next week in November 22,
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he will be doing a set at the Rattle Snake.
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And I think that we talked to the Bosque County
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Republicans about like doing something with it.
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And I called his agent.
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I'm like, do y'all want to like do something?
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Because, you know, he's a right wing talker, Corolla.
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Like, do you want to do like a clan rally thing?
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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They said that too.
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That was a delay, Mike.
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That was, that was their exact.
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Well, do you not know how to joke anymore?
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I totally understand jokes.
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Jesus Christ, people.
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Take into California, right?
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Side talker to Deep Woods, Texas.
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Yeah, I think I quite tearing down our Confederate statues.
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So you want to do something like a clan rally or something?
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We don't say it again.
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I went to AI and I had a picture made of the flyer of Corolla.
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And I sent that to his manager.
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What are you thinking?
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Let's just play it around.
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Don't even show that on YouTube.
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Not in this day and age.
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20 years ago, that's hilarious.
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Mississippi burning.
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I mean, it's still on TV.
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Yeah, it's a very serious movie.
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It's not a comedy at all.
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You people, y'all are a bunch of tight asses.
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He's the accidental racist.
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You go on to the news.
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One of the biggest sports gambling arrests in recent history,
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more than 30 people were indicted on Thursday
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in a case involving insider bets.
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This could actually be huge on basketball games
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and poker games rigged by members of the American Mafia.
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This sounds like a movie.
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It does not even sound real.
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Here's some information on the Cut 1.1.
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In two separate indictments,
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federal prosecutors charged a total of 34 people,
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including several still in the NBA.
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The first indictment, the result of Operation Royal Flush,
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exposed an illegal betting operation
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that allegedly involved four of New York's
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most notorious organized crime families.
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Among those arrested, former player Damon Jones
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and Portland Trailblazers head coach Chauncey Billips,
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who allegedly took part in rigged poker games.
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But organizers used his celebrity
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to lure unsuspecting players they called fish.
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What the victims, the fish, didn't know
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is that everybody else at the poker game
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were in on the scam.
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This is, you're not going to believe this.
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You're doing it in the Italian voice?
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They had two devices for this thing.
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Tommy Carboner, everybody.
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I ain't doing this.
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Bobo doesn't know what he's talking about.
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This is a guy that still bets on sea monkeys.
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They got two, they got two special
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very high tech devices.
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One of them is a thing that can look up
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through the table, through the felt
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and see the cards when they're laying face down.
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That's a good thing.
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They also, because everybody's in on it
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except for the fish.
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The fish is the mark.
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Everybody else is in it.
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They got some of them got special glasses.
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They can see through the marked cards.
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They got airpieces so they can say,
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That's the one thing.
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The other thing is that they got these pockets
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that hold that they fill them full of aces.
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So you can't lose with this guy.
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Most decks, standard decks got four aces.
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They'll play out of a two-deck shoe.
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Sometimes they'd have 40, 50 aces around the table.
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Hey, this guy's got a full house full of aces and aces.
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I've got a ton of aces.
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So they lose like that.
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But anytime there's a little bit of gambling going on.
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Anytime there's some money to be made from a sporting event.
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What's going to happen?
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There's a chance for a little bit of corruption.
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People are going to cheat.
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Who cheats better than the mob?
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Then our guys, the guys and I think,
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we've been doing this with Bingo.
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I know for a very long time.
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So, you know, you're inside.
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If you know the range of the numbers,
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what they use with Bingo.
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If you know anything about Bingo.
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If your grandmother comes home and she's angry
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because her best friend rose the letter.
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Yeah, rose the letter.
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Got the Bingo and won $40.
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And she won it with an N17.
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That's not a Bingo.
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That's not a Bingo.
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You want to go on to the second indictment?
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Second indictment hit closer to the home
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for the NBA players, coaches and owners
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and could send some shock waves
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through the sports betting community.
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The second indictment involves individual
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wagers called prop bets.
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Miami Heat Guard Terry Rosier
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was charged with sharing insider information.
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In 2023, he allegedly faked an injury
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to leave this game early
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when he was playing for the Charlotte Hornets.
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Rosier exited the game after just nine minutes
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and those bets paid out,
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generating tens of thousands of dollars in profit.
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What surprised you about today's unsealing
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of the indictments?
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In one sentence, he talks about the NBA
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and the American mop.
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That just shakes you to your core.
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Man, this is going to open up a can of worms here.
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A big can of worms.
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Because Pete rose my ass.
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Oh, this is, I mean...
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They're a good one.
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Over-unders are played all the time.
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I got that up on my phone.
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Right, right, right.
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This player's going to score so many points.
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He tipped off because he's probably in debt to the mob.
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That's what I'm assuming here.
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Yeah, that's how they do it.
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hey, you know what?
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I'm going to go out, fake my injury.
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So everybody that bet the over,
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they're going to lose.
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Or if they bet the under, they're going to win.
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I mean, and you know there's other NBA players.
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I mean, it's going to go on and on and on.
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Do they want to open this can of worms though?
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We've thrown out a lot of information here for five minutes.
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Can you give me some bullets like I'm a three-year-old
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or a third grader of what went down?
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Just, I mean, that's basically it.
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He, the guard for the heat was...
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How do they know he faked an injury?
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Well, they've indicted him.
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I don't know if he's not.
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He hadn't confessed to it.
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I mean, how do they say, we know you're faking it?
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That's a good question.
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Yeah, we don't know that.
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So this guy's being accused of faking an injury in the other one?
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Chauncey Billups, the coach of a team, NBA team,
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the Portland Trail Blazers.
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He's also being, saying he's rigged, not just the poker games,
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but they're talking about maybe that he actually benched players to tank games,
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which then teams would end up, you know, losing the game.
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So he controlled the flow of the game to the first spread.
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And this has happened.
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There's those two so far.
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Well, there's a coach, assistant coach too, that's saying it's connected with it also.
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I mean, this has gone on for a while.
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I remember Tim Donahue, the NBA referee back in 07.
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He was also part of this,
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implicated for officiating games and then fixing games.
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And they never really got to that what games he did,
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but he served 15 months in prison.
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And then remember Michael Jordan back in 93?
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There was always this whole, hey, was he betting on NBA games?
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And he disappeared for, I retired early.
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I think it was forced to retire because they wanted to squash all that.
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I mean, this is not new.
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The most fascinating thing to me is,
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I think it's going on in high school sports.
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I mean, when you got money involved,
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you know, those reps are doing those stupid moves.
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You're like, what the hell was that?
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That's so ridiculous.
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What are you doing?
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You're yelling at him.
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And I bet there's some sidebar money going down.
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Parents bet all the time.
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Well, then you got the mob involved.
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Is that in high school sports too?
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No, I don't think the mob's going to worry about high school sports.
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What about six man football?
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Where are you going with this?
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Maybe that's why Walnut Springs canceled their season.
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That's what I knew you were doing.
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I knew you were going.
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You know, it's a small town with a six man football.
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Can't finish your schedule
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because they lost two players.
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Mafia was involved.
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Yeah, the Gambino family.
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And the Walnut Springs.
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Gambino's are involved in this.
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They said possibly four of the five New York crime families.
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But if you ever watched the early parts of the
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based on a true story movie, Casino
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and Robert De Niro's character could handicap anything.
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And that's, I mean, track me.
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I'm already handicapped.
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You know, I mean, you can bet on anything.
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Anything you can bet on.
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Somebody can cheat on me.
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Well, a lot of these ex athletes, I mean, they need that fix.
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And so they gamble.
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They probably get in debt with the mob.
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And the mob's like, hey, all right.
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This is how you're going to pay it back.
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He said we're going to straighten it up here.
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You're going to be a mark at these games
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or then you're going to fix games.
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Well, that's got to make you feel like crap though.
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As a player to do that to your team.
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I mean, how do you look yourself in the mirror?
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Why do the term feel like crap come from?
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I mean, have you ever felt crap?
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You just take it in your hands and squish it.
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We don't look very highly upon crap.
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It doesn't always stink.
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It doesn't look good.
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Some people's crap don't stink.
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Where did that one come from too?
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What is wrong with you?
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I'm just listening to what y'all are saying that for a change.
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Yeah, for a change.
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Because we don't look at crap and say
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there's something I'd like to be like.
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I've stepped on it with bare feet.
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That's when the dog gets sent to the orphanage.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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You just open the door and let him go.
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Can we stop with the murder?
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We'll be back in a bit.
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My name's John Clay Wolfen.
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I don't feel like crap.
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I feel wonderful actually.
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And we will be back.
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We're going out too early, bud.
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It takes a minute to get out.
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You've been doing this for a long time.
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Mom and Uncle Charlie are fighting again.
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We're on the YouTube stream, jcwshow.com.
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If you want to watch it in video
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and see if we look like crap.
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And go on the YouTube stream
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and look at what Pre-K is wearing
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and come up with it.
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Tell me exactly what it is.
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Because he's dressed like crap.
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It just came out of no.
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He's complete opposite.
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He's dressed to the nines.
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And in noon central, we've got a video going out.
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And I hope it doesn't watch like crap.
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John Clay Wolfen video channel on YouTube.
35:42
We'll be right back.
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Nymph from Nymph, eating a flesh.
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A quick disclaimer that the violent nature of the zombies
36:03
is not approved by this station.
36:05
Also, eating a flesh is highly unsubstantiated
36:10
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They're attacking you to the pits of hell.
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Also, there will be no attacking
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or touching of any human by demons
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in any inappropriate ways
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unless consensual verbal communication
36:24
is first established by that said person or persons.
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And you shall be tortured
36:28
by the never-ending screams of ghostly.
36:31
Torturing, waterboarding, and or wet willies
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are not legally nor condoned acts
36:36
or practices for purposes of this holiday.
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Please have a safe and happy Halloween.
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And live from Dallas, Texas.
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It's Saturday morning.
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It's the John Clay Wolf Show.
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Starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. Ryan, Michael Turley,
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And featuring DJ Pre-K, Rush Limbo, Keith Richards,
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Randy the Chipmunk, and Satan, The Prince of Darkness.
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And now your host, John Clay Wolf.
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Why do we have Randy the Chipmunk
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in the pre-roll when we haven't had him on the air in a year?
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You won't let him on the air.
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So is he just fortunate in every week?
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So this is, that's that passive-aggressive stuff.
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Eventually he'll make his way over here.
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I mean, you know, he's been lonely.
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We haven't seen him in kind of late.
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Oh, we still pay him.
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Yeah, that's amazing.
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I mean, he's on your salary.
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I'll have him on, right?
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It's 900 bucks a week.
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Hey, guys, we're going home.
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Who's passive-aggressive?
37:58
What did Bobbo do now?
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He didn't do anything.
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He puts you in our announcement every week
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like you're going to be on the show and you're not.
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Oh yeah, we got it.
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Because you were canceled.
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There's just something, something going on here.
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I've been DJing down here for round and round.
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Oh, the round and round.
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I don't know what that is.
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It's down here on the other side of Meridian.
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Don't, don't, don't get on me about this, okay?
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It's just a job, man.
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It's a job for you.
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I think it might be a clan bar.
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They got beautiful girlfriends.
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And they do enjoy betting on sports.
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I make a little money there, too.
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The Bobbo puts me in the bumper there,
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and they say the very same Flirrandi to Shipmunk.
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Got my little banner.
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And I'm selling t-shirts, you know.
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I can understand speech and pediment.
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Randy the Chipmunk.
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Just go to randythechipmunk.com.
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Randy the Chipmunk.com.
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Now, they are chipmunk size.
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Oh, that's a problem.
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So, you're going to want the 50X.
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That's the only way I know how to make that word, G.
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You make it go kinds of money.
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Hey, you got any dope?
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No, I don't have any dope.
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They don't have any d-
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It's a roundy round, either.
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You think they would.
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Thank you, Randy the Chipmunk.
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We'll go through our staples real quick.
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Sir Minus, he is hiking the Appalachian Trail.
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You are at the Broken Fiddle Hostel in Damascus, Virginia.
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Crossing the Tennessee border today.
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Are you on the air with us?
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How many months have you been walking like I'm...
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I get like, what is it, four?
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You've been walking for four months?
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I mean, you know, I stay in town every now and then,
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but it's been less than 15 stops and stays.
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And when will this end?
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I'm shooting for like end of November, early December.
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That's kind of like what the goal is.
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So I've only got 400 miles left, so, you know, four or five weeks.
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How are you getting your phone charged?
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Well, so I got a little like charging brick that I keep on me.
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It's got three full phone charges that I have on it.
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And whenever I stop at a gas station,
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whenever I stop at a hostel,
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and I go into town every two to three, four or five days,
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and I just try and keep my phone on airplane mode
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and low power mode and don't use it too often.
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When you don't sleep at a structured place
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and you're on the trail, do you pitch a tent?
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I'm a hammock camper.
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So I got a tarp and hammock that I sleep in.
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I sleep better on that with my back.
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So you lay in a hammock, you rig a hammock between two trees,
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and you throw a tarp over yourself to keep the bugs off of you?
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Oh, at this point, there's no bugs.
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And I have a screened in hammock with like a bug net.
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So the tarp is more for the rain and the wind.
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But yeah, honestly, it's most of the time how it goes.
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Do you not get scared that like a mountain line
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is going to eat you while you're sleeping?
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You know, I've only seen one bear on trail.
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And honestly, the wildlife encounters have been really low for me.
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It's been really surprising.
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Follow him on, was it JC?
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Do you remember that you posted a few times
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on our Facebook page, JD?
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It's early, JD and Precare will follow me.
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Who pays for all this?
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Do you have sponsors?
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I mean, you know, who's paying for your cell phone to stay on?
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I've kind of, I'm burning through literally everything I got.
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I'm not doing this honestly.
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I'm going to work pretty hard when I go back home.
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What's not costing a whole hell of a lot,
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except your bills that you're having to pay at home
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is all that's burning, right?
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I actually, the only thing is the car payment.
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I've canceled everything else.
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It does cost a bit to be on trail.
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I mean, you've got to eat good
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and you've got to make sure that you can live right.
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And you know, now thankfully,
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those work for stays at the hostels,
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they help, they come in handy.
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So you have a bed every now and then.
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Do you have a pistol in your backpack?
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God, I'd have, I wouldn't be sleeping in no damn hammock
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in the woods without a gun.
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So yeah, I've been following it.
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JCW hikes the AT on Instagram.
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And the only thing I haven't seen in your pictures
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is any chicks on the trail.
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You run anything like, you know.
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Yeah, there was, there was a time, there was a moment.
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Any butt stories for us?
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I'm posting those audios of us talking on my Instagram
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and I don't want anyone catching on to that
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and you know, me getting into hot water later.
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So I keep that on the down low.
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See butt stories from the Appalachian trail.
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Well, we were in the hammock.
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My is keep on trucking dude.
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Thanks for checking in.
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I'm sure Joe exotic's going to call it an hour.
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And I mean, this is, he's done.
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He lost his appeal.
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He's not going to be in a good mood.
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We'll find out at 10 o'clock central.
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Have we done Florida news?
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No, no, we have nothing for news.
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Good morning, everybody.
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And now from North America's own land down under.
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It's time for Sunshine State news with your certified
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Well, the big fight broke out.
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This doesn't happen every day at a family dollar.
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And this one happened in Lake City over.
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What would it be over at a dollar store?
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How about a dollar?
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and this would normally happen with priceless merchandise.
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One of the parties wound up pulling a gun about this.
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Here's some of the eyewitness.
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I mean, don't be messing around with Dale now.
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Here's some eyewitness testimony for one of the innocent
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and lucky still living bystanders cut number eight.
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I'm afraid for those that are working.
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That are still employed there.
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She asked her to give her the shirt that she wanted.
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So the lady, of course, told her no.
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She wasn't going to give her the shirt.
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Came back with a gun waving it at everyone going in the store.
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When the lady seen her, she pointed the gun at her head.
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And the little girl just laid there in like fetal position.
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That's just insanity.
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That's no way to treat the cashier to the family dollar.
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That's just methamphetamines talking.
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Speaking of methamphetamines, a Florida woman arrested after
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allegedly refusing to pay for her dinner at Darrell's Doggon.
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This is a funny story.
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Darrell's Doggon Good Food Diner.
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This is in Silver Springs.
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54-year-old Jennifer Kleber.
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She had a soda, two cheeseburgers, fries,
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a double-dip strawberry ice cream.
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She had all that to eat before she let the staff know
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she only had $10 on her.
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When confronted about the bill, she said actually her spouse
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would be handling the bill.
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Her spouse was no other than Marshall Mathers.
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Darrell's Doggon Listen, boys.
45:42
Here at Bob's Country Bunker, we appreciate y'all coming in.
45:45
We owe you boys $200.
45:48
It looks like you drank $500 worth of beer.
45:50
Darrell's Doggon So she's saying basically M&M is
45:53
going to cover her tab, which would be her husband.
45:56
Officers arrested Kleber for theft of services.
45:59
And she's been banned from Darrell's Doggon Good Food Diner.
46:04
All the locations, by the way.
46:06
And we actually actually, believe it or not, we have her.
46:08
Yeah, we have her on the phone.
46:10
From the Marion County Jail, Ms. Kleber.
46:13
Are you, are you with us, Ms. Kleber?
46:14
I'll pick up the phone right here.
46:16
Can you hear me good?
46:18
Can you hear me real good?
46:20
It sounds actually better than when Joe Exotic
46:22
calls in from prison.
46:23
Who the hell is this?
46:24
This is JD and it's the John Clay Wolf Radio Show.
46:27
Oh, you got a radio show?
46:29
Hey, get me out of here.
46:30
I've been here a little while now.
46:32
See, I've been like six weeks.
46:34
Yeah, feels like six weeks.
46:36
Yeah, well, you shouldn't have said that.
46:36
Boy, I was hungry in there.
46:38
Hey, I don't know where my husband's going to pay my
46:41
Yeah, has it been this?
46:42
Guess who my husband is?
46:44
Who's your husband?
46:45
You want me to give you a hint?
46:49
Paul's a sweaty news week.
46:50
I'm going to have you there.
46:51
There's vomit on the sweater already.
46:53
Ma, I'm a spaghetti.
46:57
All right, big man.
46:59
That's my man, Marshall Mathers.
47:04
He's going to pay your bill.
47:05
He's a beautiful boy, my man.
47:07
All you other Slim Shady just to initiate.
47:10
You don't see the real Slim Shady.
47:16
I had to fight my best friend for him, too.
47:22
So if you're out there, screw you.
47:24
Delilah, you whore.
47:25
Oh, Delilah wanted him.
47:27
He wanted my man M&M because he's a hot and slick.
47:30
He's slick and hot.
47:31
Did he pay your bill, by the way?
47:34
Well, he can't yet.
47:35
He's moving in with me next week.
47:37
So he's at home cleaning out his closet.
47:40
Just wondering why he didn't get you out of jail.
47:42
He's just moving his things.
47:44
I'm cleaning out his closet.
47:47
Ladies and gentlemen.
47:49
Two trade park girls go around the outside,
47:51
around the outside, around the outside.
47:55
Thank you, Slim Shady.
47:58
Thank you, M&M's wife.
48:01
We'll be hearing from Tiger with the mother here
48:03
after this next commercial break.
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Oh, well, he's very popular.
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49:39
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49:42
Something happened to the phones.
49:43
It whacked everybody out.
49:45
But that'll be fine.
49:47
Pre-K, how about you put them on hold?
49:49
Okay, there you go.
49:50
Greg, they told them we got them coming back in now.
49:52
You got a 66 Chevy Nova II rebuilt, 71,000 miles on Odo.
49:57
2,000 miles on, who cares?
50:01
It's a little small, it's a little small block, John.
50:04
It's a stroke, 383 stoker motor.
50:08
Is it on a scale of 1 to 10, how good is the rest, though?
50:13
It's probably an eight and a half.
50:14
I would say, you know, it's not a show car,
50:17
but it's certainly a pretty stand-up little cruiser.
50:22
You know, it's a two-door, but it's not the post car.
50:24
And it's not an SS.
50:25
It's just a Nova II Chevy.
50:28
I've got to see pictures of this thing.
50:30
I mean, I'm just, if I give you a number of the air on this one,
50:33
I'm just so wildly.
50:35
No, I got, it's a long shot, John.
50:37
I bought this thing at the Turkey Rod one last year at,
50:44
And I just buy and flip these old Hot Rod cars.
50:47
I work for Hankster's Hot Rods in Daytona.
50:50
Go to GMTVCC, so that stands for Give Me the Ven Classic Collector.
50:59
Load it up with pictures and a video if you got one.
51:01
And a Hot Rod Kyle will call you back.
51:03
Pre-K, throw them on hold, on hold, on hold.
51:07
Trevor is, you've got an O3 Cobra, 44,000 miles,
51:12
That's a lot of money, isn't it?
51:15
It's a little on the high side.
51:18
I was feeling the same.
51:19
I was feeling a little stoned.
51:22
So, would 25 buy it?
51:26
Now I couldn't do 25 somewhere, maybe in the middle.
51:28
I think, I mean, like, the gut money's 20,
51:31
and I was trying to meet you in the middle at 25.
51:34
How long have you had it?
51:39
What'd you pay for it, 20?
51:42
No, no, come on, you know these 2003 Cobras.
51:45
What'd you pay for it?
51:46
They're worth all the money.
51:46
You've got one, don't you?
51:47
No, I sold mine, but mine had like 500 miles.
51:54
I mean, I paid a little over 30 for it.
52:04
What are the best colors in that Terminator?
52:07
It's a Terminator, right?
52:08
Supercharged is Magnuson.
52:09
Yeah, that's the term.
52:14
What are the best colors, Teal?
52:15
Teal, you got, well, you got the Mysticrome.
52:23
And then there's a different silver that's rare.
52:25
Really what I was trying to point out
52:26
is your color's not very good.
52:30
I mean, it's an 03 Terminator.
52:32
It's cool, but, but it's not the color
52:34
that makes them go boom.
52:37
So, does 27 buy it?
52:43
I'd have to, I'd have to think about 27.
52:45
Can we get your wife on the phone?
52:46
And I get my wife on the phone.
52:50
She doesn't want me to sell it, so she's the one you want to talk to.
52:55
Go to GiveMeTheVin.com, load it up.
52:58
Let's see pictures.
53:00
Most important on a car like this is show us the flaws.
53:04
Everything's got a flaw.
53:05
Is it a dent in the, in the rocker?
53:07
Is it a, is it a buffer burn on the corridor?
53:10
Is it, does one of the gauges not work?
53:13
Is the knob, you know, there's the stupid little stuff,
53:15
because when you get into cars like this,
53:16
the stupid little stuff is what makes the difference.
53:19
So, you know, we need to repaint the front nose cone.
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Something, you know, just let me know so we can bid it right.
53:25
And I'll buy the damn thing.
53:26
And you know, I handle these, you know, I know what they are,
53:28
and I respect them and appreciate them.
53:30
So go to GiveMeTheVin.com, because I'd like to buy it,
53:32
but I just want to, I need to really know what we're talking about.
53:36
Perfect, that sounds good.
53:38
My name's John Clay Wolf.
53:39
Remember, we buy RVs, buses, coaches.
53:43
I think the biggest one we've ever bought is $800,000 on a coach,
53:47
but we're not afraid of a million-dollar coach.
53:49
And travel trailers, bumper pulls, all that crap.
53:58
We've got a bike guy, and we've got an RV guy.
54:00
So when you go to GiveMeTheVin.com,
54:02
if it's a bike or an RV, we ship them off to those guys
54:06
that they know what they're doing,
54:06
because I don't know that.
54:07
You can't know it all, and I don't know it all at all.
54:10
But I know a lot about cars at GiveMeTheVin.com.
54:13
Send us your lead, and we will call you, or text you,
54:16
and we will make an offer.
54:17
Actually, our system will automatically bid it immediately.
54:20
And if you think the car is worth more,
54:22
then text the guy back and say,
54:23
hey, it's better than what your computer is saying.
54:25
Let's look, and we'll talk about it.
54:26
We're not in an ivory tower.
54:30
And we buy and sell 1,000 cars a week, roughly.
54:33
And that's a lot of business,
54:35
and we wouldn't get that many cars bought if we'd sucked.
54:37
So we'll be right back.
55:08
The FBI had an arrest in Miami Heat player Terry Rogier
55:11
and Portland Trailblazers coach Chauncey Billups
55:14
as part of a sports betting investigation.
55:17
I just needed one more arrest to hit my parlay.
55:27
I need to check those dirty.
55:29
Bobbo, check those with me.
55:30
Mark in Florida, 06, Roush, Stage 3, 3500 miles,
55:35
Just curious you're selling five or six cars.
55:42
We're in Florida, right?
55:43
We're in Florida, UB.
55:46
The cars are in Tallahassee at my mom and dad's place.
55:49
My dad recently passed away.
55:53
I've got a guy out there named Albert.
55:57
He's Cuban, but he's one of those good Cubans.
56:03
I'm going to send him your number.
56:06
He's a great Cuban, and he'll bring you some coffee.
56:09
But no, he knows his car is inside now.
56:10
I'm going to have him call you and we'll work on the whole thing.
56:15
Did you hear the guy calling from?
56:17
Did you hear the guy calling from Paul the other day
56:19
thanking us for buying his father-in-law's two cars,
56:23
the ZR1 and the 911 Turbo S that we had to bust out of?
56:27
He put one of them in the shop,
56:28
and the bill was 16 grand on one of them.
56:30
We had to pay the dealership to get it out
56:32
and bought the car.
56:33
And he was thanking us for how we'd handle it.
56:36
And yeah, Albert did that deal too.
56:39
Albert knows what he's doing.
56:46
If it says Cuban Albert, Tim.
56:56
I mean, he's just Albert.
56:57
Why does he have to be the Cuban Albert?
57:01
I'm saying I've got like a real Florida guy that works for us.
57:04
Like, he's not a fake Florida.
57:05
He's not an import.
57:07
That Cuban in Southern Florida is more Florida
57:09
than like a Florida-born person.
57:14
One of my best friends in my adult age,
57:17
my later adult age, which I'll call like between 20 and 35,
57:22
okay, in my middle adult age,
57:25
Rodney Poloski was a damn pollock.
57:30
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
57:31
Damn pollock is offensive.
57:33
No, he was one of the good pollocks.
57:38
What have you got in the news?
57:40
A completely different subject.
57:42
Can I ask you about a truck you have out in the GMTV garage?
57:48
There's a new truck out there that I haven't seen recently.
57:50
Did I just miss it?
57:51
But there's a, it's a teal and white.
57:53
Oh, it's a 67 Chevy.
58:00
And I bought it at Barrett Jackson last week.
58:02
There's a picture of it on the trailer right there.
58:04
And then there's a fire chicken right behind it.
58:06
Guys, we're looking at our YouTube stream.
58:08
You can go to JCWShow.com to get to it.
58:10
There's a fire chicken right behind it.
58:12
A 79 Trans-M-10 that I bought there.
58:15
And we're doing a video.
58:18
And you can watch us buying these cars.
58:20
And I come in on the cars they're selling.
58:22
So last week at Barrett, I brought my video guy with me.
58:24
But anyway, that truck there is either on a suburban or a Tahoe
58:32
So if you open the doors, you'll notice it's got the steering
58:34
wheel and the dash of a Tahoe.
58:37
So they took the old body, put it on a newer truck.
58:39
So I'm excited about that truck because I think I can like actually drive it.
58:44
Because some of these other trucks, you can drive them for sure.
58:46
But you can't drive them like daily, really, really.
58:49
Because they're just too roadwalky.
58:51
And they're, they're, they're fun for 30 miles.
58:56
But like that truck, since it's on a modern chassis,
58:59
I think in all the componentry, I think it's going to be,
59:02
you know, something you can drive for 500 miles.
59:04
All that you can just drive is normal.
59:05
All because I love those trucks I want to drive.
59:07
But like this one, I love the black and the short bed black and silver.
59:12
It only has, it's automatic, but it's three speed.
59:15
So at 70 miles an hour, it's just,
59:18
he's like, needs one more gear.
59:20
And then the other ones are stick.
59:21
And with my crippled ass, I can't drive a stick that well.
59:23
Let's do the stick.
59:24
So there's a bunch of excuses.
59:26
So I bought that one and I'm going to sell.
59:29
If it's, if it's as good as I think it is, I'm going to sell one or two of the other ones.
59:32
Well, what is on a different chassis?
59:33
Does that make it worth more?
59:37
No, not really because you, because it's not original.
59:41
You've always said original, original.
59:44
But in this case, I want a car I can drive.
59:47
But yeah, the video, we, we, well, it was funny because I was,
59:51
I missed my slot to go to Barrett Thursday and I tried.
59:55
I had our buyer Mike there in Arizona.
59:58
And he's got tape of me laying on the couch here watching Mike on television
00:02
on the live feed and I'm on the phone with Mike saying, you know, no, no, no.
00:08
And he thinks I'm saying go, go, go.
00:09
Because that's so loud.
00:10
He couldn't tell the difference.
00:14
We got to get, we got to go in person.
00:16
That's a great video moment right there.
00:20
That's how I got the fire chicken.
00:21
Is that the one that's coming up today, the video?
00:24
The, the, the fire chicken, the reason.
00:26
Another fire chicken.
00:27
Well, the reason I bought it for two reasons.
00:32
I mean, two 10th anniversaries and that one's a stick.
00:35
But the reason I've got it is for one, we're finishing the one we've been working on for
00:40
two and a half years and to have that one right next to it, we can make it perfect and match.
00:45
And second, in case I miss the drop deadline where I promise we're going to reveal the fire
00:50
chicken at the November 15th car show, I've got a body double.
00:55
Well, how do you trick you learn to do that in California?
01:01
Now, did you go to Tech Game, Texas Tech Game in Arizona State?
01:06
So that game didn't end up very well for Tech.
01:10
But there was a storming of the field and you said you were going to have sideline passes.
01:13
So were you in the field when this happened?
01:16
I'll tell you what, I didn't even go on the field.
01:18
Shane got me a pass and I got there and it was so hot, dude.
01:24
Now, it felt like we were at a football game in the middle of July and noon or two in Texas.
01:31
That's how hot it was.
01:32
And now I know why they call it Sun Devil Stadium.
01:34
I mean, it was, I don't know if you noticed the top of my forehead is peeling.
01:38
That's why you're wearing this GMTV garage cap.
01:41
I stole Richard's cap and I redid it like mine.
01:44
I just knocked him smooth off.
01:46
That's what I was wearing, you know, but I'm always wearing everybody else's hats.
01:48
I'm like, I don't wear my own.
01:50
That's a good looking hat, Mr. Wolves.
01:53
I'd like to have one of those hats, Mr. Wolves.
01:54
Thank Richard Rollins for the design.
01:56
Well, you can go to Mr. Rob's office, Mr. Bob, and steal one,
01:59
and you can go to JCWShow.com and click Merch, and Rob should get them up today.
02:06
Yeah, I bought them.
02:07
That's a damn good looking hat, Mr. Wolves.
02:08
Couple hundred of them.
02:10
So you didn't use the sideline pass at all this?
02:13
I'll tell you what really happened.
02:16
I was like, that field's going to be worse.
02:18
And like Shane was walking around, Joey's brother-in-law, the head coach, my buddy,
02:22
and he had like a wet towel on his head, and he was like, dude, it's hot down here.
02:26
And I sent a picture to my other friend.
02:29
I knew he was there of where our seats were, and he just wrote me back how many you need.
02:34
And I knew what he meant.
02:35
And I said three, and he just sent me three sweet passes.
02:38
So we went up to a suite.
02:40
There was air conditioning and all that, and that was fun.
02:42
But there were tech heads, and it was a hell of a game.
02:46
One in the final minute.
02:48
It was a trap game.
02:49
My buddy said, this is a trap game.
02:51
We've lost our quarterback.
02:53
We think we're great.
02:55
We're at a team that's better than we're giving them credit for on the road.
02:58
And I mean, before the game started, he said, this feels like a trap game.
03:02
Trap game means you go in with too much confidence.
03:04
The line is wrong, and you're going to get in a trap and get your ass kicked.
03:09
Is that a decent explanation?
03:10
That's a very point on right there.
03:12
Gary, we'll be right back.
03:13
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03:15
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03:16
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03:23
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03:25
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03:28
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03:30
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03:36
Jeff in Florida, where in Florida you be?
03:39
Near Crystal River.
03:41
Give me a bigger city than that.
03:43
I don't know where that is.
03:44
45 minutes north of Tampa.
03:49
Tampa lost last week.
03:50
I owe you money, right, Turley?
03:53
Actually, that was a push game because I picked the Lions to win, but not cover.
03:59
So neither of us won on that one.
04:02
Jeff, you have a 79 Trans Am.
04:03
So is it a silver one that's a 10th anniversary?
04:14
No, you want 15,000.
04:15
It says you've done engine transmission.
04:17
What else does it need?
04:19
The engine is brand new.
04:21
Still got the assembly that we've been at.
04:23
It's never been started.
04:24
What else does it need though?
04:27
What it needs basically is a starter, hook the exhaust up.
04:33
It needs a paint job.
04:37
No, it doesn't need a paint job.
04:39
The paint is finished.
04:41
So it's got the original interior.
04:43
It's got a new headliner in it and new carpet.
04:46
Is it a sticker or an automatic?
04:47
It really needs the seats recovered.
04:49
It's automatic, 350.
04:54
It's an air-conditioned car.
04:55
I bought a six or whatever, a manual 10th anniversary finished at Barrett last week for 25.
05:06
Basically starter, alternator, power steering.
05:10
Put a battery in it and crank it up.
05:13
Go to GMTVCC and load it up and Kyle will call you back
05:17
and get a lot of pictures and we'll try to make a deal.
05:19
I'm not giving 15 for it, but I might give you more than 10.
05:23
If I'm buying projects, I'm making money.
05:25
If I'm buying projects, I'm making money.
05:28
I'm not buying project to lose money.
05:29
I've done it too many times.
05:32
Everybody's friends, but I'm tired of losing money on other people's projects.
05:36
This is my new rule for 2025.
05:40
What's the chances of just those three things are going to be in that project?
05:51
I mean, because that sounds simple and if it's like that, then we'll probably get 15.
05:56
No, it needs seats recovered.
05:57
Anyway, what do you got, JD?
05:59
I'm going to do mail from jail.
06:07
Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.
06:09
John, this morning's mail from jail.
06:13
Or should I say, howdy?
06:15
Much love to you from California to Texas.
06:17
Making the connection here.
06:21
I'm holding it down in jail town.
06:22
Hey, I always catch you show every weekend.
06:24
Tell that fool, Joe Exotic, to keep his old head up.
06:32
I've seen every episode 19 times.
06:35
That'll like TV and print attention, right?
06:38
Hey, I know it's tough working your case against the system.
06:40
I've been trying to study up on mine,
06:42
but I keep getting sent to solitary for BS.
06:46
These punks can't keep me down, though.
06:48
Hey, have you ever seen any badass El Camino's?
06:52
My pops had one back in the day.
06:53
I love those things.
06:54
I know everybody begs you for money,
06:57
but if you're feeling inclined to donate to the Lawyer Fund,
07:00
I'll send you the info.
07:02
I've got to get out of here, man.
07:04
Every little misunderstanding turns into a molehill,
07:07
and it's getting crazy.
07:08
I got caught up a couple of weeks back
07:10
because I walked by a couple of inmates doing some business.
07:15
Well, one of them was doing business.
07:16
One of them was having business done.
07:21
I didn't say Jack, I just kept on moving,
07:24
but they got caught right afterwards,
07:26
and they're trying to act like I snitched on them,
07:29
which I would never do.
07:30
They really got to keep your head down in here, man.
07:33
I never thought I'd be paranoid
07:35
about no punks like them.
07:40
I'll keep blasting the radio, though, on Saturdays
07:43
as long as y'all keep this thing rocking and rolling, man.
07:50
Your friend, Arturo Garcia,
07:52
Western Region Detention Facility, San Diego, California.
07:59
Guys, when y'all send us this mail,
08:00
please let us know what you're in for.
08:03
That's always good.
08:04
This guy is obviously a former drug dealer.
08:10
And a hell of a cook.
08:12
Think Lalo on Breaking Bad.
08:14
I just caught that.
08:15
Y'all know about the Breaking Bad?
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Yeah, you'll see that.
08:17
God dang, what a TV show.
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Hey, if y'all got mail from Jill,
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send it on down the line to us here at PO Box 471-517.
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That is in Fort Worth, Texas.
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The zip code is 76147.
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Oh, he's a joy, wasn't he?
08:34
He'd go out and kill a couple of guys,
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come in and make a beautiful souffle.
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I like everybody on Breaking Bad,
08:43
except for old Walter White,
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old Walter White's wife.
08:50
Too tall, too loud, and her sister's nut.
08:55
Thank God I got what old June Carter cash.
08:58
There's a joke in there.
09:00
Don't try too hard.
09:05
So, Getty Lee is having his perfect life right now.
09:09
I have not seen the new female drummer
09:12
for Rush Perform in any, on any video.
09:16
I'm going to have to do that.
09:17
I fought with myself over this
09:18
because who's going to want to watch a girl
09:20
playing rock drums?
09:21
There are a couple of videos out there.
09:23
Anika, is it Anika?
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I can't pronounce the last name.
09:27
It's just the chick that plays drums.
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Just don't get worked out.
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Hey, she's renowned.
09:32
She's played with a lot of prominent English musicians
09:35
in the last few years.
09:37
If anybody's going to replace Neil Peart.
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Probably one of the best,
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technically one of the best drummers in the world.
09:46
So, they found their Neil in a woman.
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All the, all the, what's called?
09:49
Where did they get Sheila E.
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50 something tours.
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50 something tours, yeah.
09:52
Completely sold out.
09:54
He's a huge, by the way, Getty Lee's a huge
09:56
Toronto Blue Jays fan.
09:58
Here's a little flashback.
09:59
When he got to talk to Dan,
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or rather of all people,
10:02
about being asked to throw out a first pitch
10:04
for the Toronto Season opener,
10:05
this was back in 2013.
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I can throw a pitch.
10:10
The Blue Jays asked me to throw out
10:12
the home opener first pitch.
10:14
I practiced like hell, as you can imagine.
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He is a Canadian music icon.
10:20
He is the vocalist, bassist,
10:26
Jonathan, welcoming to the field
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to throw out the ceremonial first pitch.
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Getty, a perfect curve ball for a strike.
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Ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys.
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That's so good for him.
10:42
You know how much of a baseball nut this guy.
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He's got thousands of priceless autographed baseballs.
10:48
What do you think at a rush concert,
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the percentage male to female is?
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Is it, I mean, it's the biggest
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sausage festival tour.
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They should just call it the sausage tour.
10:57
I'm going to be kind,
10:58
because these are all mature, married guys,
11:01
and surely they take their wives these.
11:03
So I'm going to make it 88 to 12.
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I'm going to go 92 to 8.
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Yeah, that's close.
11:10
Have you ever been to a rush concert?
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I mean, it's just guys.
11:13
It's guys geeking out big time.
11:16
And it's like a Dungeons and Dragons meet.
11:22
Yeah, it's technical music as well.
11:24
It's really different.
11:25
I've seen yes and yes was a big mixed crowd,
11:28
but yes is very high.
11:29
It's like biracial.
11:30
No, like, like men and women together,
11:33
but a lot of hippies, you know,
11:34
yes, been around a little longer than rush.
11:37
And then I saw the moody blues
11:39
and it was even more women.
11:42
And I've been to see Chicago and we've all been
11:43
to see Chicago and how many chicks are in there.
11:46
And I mean, and I'm saying an appreciation
11:48
because I do have a type as well.
11:52
I remember when I was trying to bum a
11:53
dip of snuff at the Janet Jackson concert.
11:58
My name is John Clay.
11:59
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Just go to Walnut Springs Rally
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and get your tickets there.
12:19
The car show is going to be the week before
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you can enter your car there.
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And that is just a few weeks out.
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That'll be a big time.
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but they handle the good stuff.
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From the Wolf Radio Studios,
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it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.
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This is the John Clay Wolf Show.
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And we're back live and in person
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right here talking to you right now.
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Happy end of October.
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My name's John Clay Wolf.
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We've got JD Ryan right here on my,
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the old radio star.
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The young radio star.
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The old ticket head from,
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They're even young stars.
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They still talk about your pre-K is in there
13:44
on the screen of the calls.
13:46
Junior homeschool is doing the video board
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for our YouTube station.
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And Braden, our video editor, is working right now
13:57
to get last week's Barrett Jackson video
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So it launches at 12 noon right on time.
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Lots of people working.
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800-800-723-4800-800-RADIO.
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This week is Rod Stewart on the back tracks.
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We play two songs backwards.
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You call in 800-800-RADIO
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and tell us what the name of these two songs are.
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First person to get it right wins a free anything they want
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off of the JCW show.com merch page.
14:32
It sounds like a, like a crazy method at a,
14:35
or a hallucinator at a Grateful Dead show.
14:45
Didn't even cut two.
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Oh, come on, I mean.
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Yeah, I remember that one.
14:55
We'll do cut one and cut two again.
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You call in 800-800-RADIO.
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The first person to get it right wins a free stuff.
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And I got a good vinyl copy.
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VG plus, plus, plus condition, they say.
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Rod Stewart's greatest hits from Born Late Records.
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It's Rod Stewart day to day because it's the anniversary
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of him being knighted over in England.
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Prince, Prince William, I think,
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knighted him on that day.
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He is 80, but he's still with us.
15:38
He's still touring.
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It's not going to tell you.
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Well, I'm thinking, I don't know if that first one is
15:57
Young Turks or something.
15:59
Obviously the second one's hot legs.
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So what he said, I'm thinking maybe the first one's
16:06
Young Turks or something and the second one's
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hot legs, obviously.
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And you're right on the hot legs, but Young Turks.
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Robert Houston, what you got?
16:17
Maggie May and hot legs.
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Negative, negative, negative.
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Can we play the first clip again?
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Kansas City, what have you got?
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I got the Rod Stewart answers maybe.
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Maggie May and hot legs.
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Maggie May is wrong.
16:39
Danny and Orlando, what have you got?
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I got first cut is the deepest.
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That's Cheryl Crowe.
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Put them on hold pre-k.
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Six to six area code.
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You were on the air.
16:56
Is it Maggie May and hot legs?
16:59
The met the crazy lady on the first cut.
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You can't make it out.
17:07
To me, that's his best period of music.
17:13
The old just post faces stuff where he was just wailing.
17:17
And I don't want to give it away.
17:18
Looks like he could have a pair.
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I don't want to give it away with this sentence,
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but that first song is one of my favorite story songs of any rock.
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Kevin in Pennsylvania, what have you got?
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Is it stay with me and hot legs?
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They're hitting everything but that.
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So you did a good job stumping them.
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Tennessee 901 area code.
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You're on the air, bud.
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I think our thing's dropping.
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I think you got scared.
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Let me play the cut again.
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800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
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Crab and SoCal, please, almighty God, please save us.
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Every pure picture tells a story.
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Can you laugh for us?
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We're going to put you on hold and pre-K if he give him something.
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What have you got in the news, JD Ryan?
18:26
This is kind of a fun thing to do.
18:30
I pulled up the wrong story.
18:33
This is actually kind of a fun thing to do.
18:34
And I actually did this with the Fort Worth Police Department once.
18:37
It's day drinking with the cops.
18:42
What they do is they, when they're training new DUI officers,
18:45
they bring a bunch of guys in, like you and me, and they feed us alcohol.
18:50
And then they let the new DWI officers give you two tests to see if you're good, right?
18:56
So this is basically here.
18:58
Here's based some folks running through the test, the drunk test.
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This is what they call a wet lab.
19:04
They get a bunch of volunteers to come in and drink.
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Terry, I need you to go have a double.
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And so they get a double drink until they have the right BAC level according to the breathalyzer.
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Now we'll see if any of the people who are drinking can pass the sobriety test.
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The guy who had the most to drink had 14 drinks over about two and a half hours.
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He didn't pass the test.
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Neither did anybody else.
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The cadets said that they would have arrested every single person who was in that room drinking
19:30
if they were stopped on the side of the road.
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Don't drink and drive.
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That's the important message the cops can tell.
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Who the hell wouldn't fail with 14 under the belt?
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I would puke and pass out if I had 14 mixed drinks.
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This guy, you know the lies.
19:43
Boy, you know the link.
19:45
Is this Tiger Woods' mother, but she's drunk?
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John Cresson, look.
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Look at what is to sling you and all.
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You drink very slowly.
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You drink very slowly.
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You drink very slowly.
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A first drink throw.
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When you get to whiskey number 17, you drink them all.
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This is what I tell my wife.
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That was to be the superstar famous mother of Tiger Woods.
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She must give more.
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Thank you, Tiger Woods mother.
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I know the line today.
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It ain't been more than whiskey.
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You know what I mean?
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Drunk Asian women scare me and wamos scare me.
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Have you seen wamo?
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That's the driverless car running around the west coast.
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There's some in Dallas too.
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You know what really scares me is they pick
21:11
Jaguars to be the cars that they're running around.
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So that tells you that they're not
21:16
at the right mind to begin with.
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Just ain't radical.
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I mean, you know, if the computer driving
21:21
doesn't kill you, the Jaguar will.
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Is it a test or is it a tax?
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No, it's real, dude.
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I mean, but it's a taxi.
21:26
You put your credit card in and it's an Uber taxi
21:31
And they're out and about and it's real.
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How does it react so quickly to real traffic problems?
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I have a hard time doing it and I'm a human.
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They've got these gyros on every corner.
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And it's with sensors in them.
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You can see them gyroing.
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And I mean, a lot of people use them.
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I mean, when they hit somebody, who do you sue?
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That's what's going to happen.
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That's what you're drunk on.
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What a name for a car with a driverless WAMO.
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I accidentally wrecked again.
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Jump on the slipper slide and slide into a rose bush.
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It's like when they called the car WAMO.
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WAMO didn't sell well in Mexico because
22:09
NOVA in Mexico means no go.
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What was the name of that post-apocalyptic
22:16
Everybody Disappeared movie where the self-driving
22:18
We have saw that movie.
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They're all running into each other.
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Wowing into each other.
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Lightning round coming up next 800-800-7234.
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That's where I bid cars for a quick minute on air.
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we will send you a check for $100.
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Now we will ask for documentation afterwards
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that you did the deal.
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So that's why we call it a deal.
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But if we don't beat it,
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we're going to send you a check for $100.
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Give me the VIN.com.
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I will bid your car on the air real quick.
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You're making model miles after a clean beer at that.
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Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.
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Hit him up right now.
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This is the John Clay Wolf Show.
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Caesar in South Texas.
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You've got a 92-454 SS.
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I'm assuming it's the little black truck, right?
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You've got all this overdrive,
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all these overdrive notes in here.
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What's that all about?
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Well, what it is is I found out that the 90s and the 91,
23:45
because I had bought a 90.
23:46
I thought they looked pretty nice.
23:48
And it was just giving me all kinds of trouble
23:51
with that lack of an overdrive.
23:54
I couldn't drive long distance.
23:56
I couldn't get on the expressway driving 75,000 hours, 70, 60.
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It just felt like it needed another gear.
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The reason I called was because I think John
24:04
was talking about a car that he was driving.
24:06
This K10 I've got that's a three-speed.
24:08
It needs another gear.
24:09
So this one's got the other gear.
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Hey, it says you want 30 grand for it or something?
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Or 40 grand for it.
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That truck at 92, 454 SS with 58,000 miles
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is not worth 40 grand.
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It's not even worth 35 grand.
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Well, what do you think it's worth?
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And I believe you now,
24:27
did you ever have one with double overdrive?
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Go to gimmethevend.com.
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I mean, all these overdrive conversations.
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An 87 Bentley Type 8 with 130,000 miles.
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Andy, if you really, really,
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what do you think I'm going to offer on this thing?
24:45
And on a scale of one to 10, is it a one?
24:50
On a one to 10, John put a heart six on it.
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What do you really think I'm going to bid this car for?
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You know, if anyone could put a number on it,
24:58
I mean, Bentley's are, those are odd cars.
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And like they're, I mean, just one of those things
25:02
that you know, they're not heavy thought after,
25:04
but you know, whatever the value is, I trust you on it.
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I think it's probably five grand.
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I had a Brooklyn's Bentley the other day
25:15
that we couldn't get 8,000 bid on.
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I bought from the Rolls store in Beverly Hills.
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They traded for an old Rolls.
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We gave four grand for it.
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And after shipping, we lost 300.
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You just, those cars just don't bring it.
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They just don't do it.
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I'm thinking about five grand.
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If you want to sell it, go to GiveMeTheVin.com
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on an 87 Bentley with 130,000 miles.
25:37
But it must be running.
25:38
And it can't be over.
25:40
Can't be overheating.
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Austin, Texas, Andy.
25:43
My name's John Clay Wolf.
25:45
I'll be right back.
25:45
If you want to sell your car, go to GiveMeTheVin.com.
25:48
And we're really looking for 92,454 SS's
25:52
with not one, but two overdrives.
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I need you to be honest with me.
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I'm being honest with you, dude.
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What are you on right now, man?
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What are you on right now?
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I want to be honest.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Stop f***ing around.
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What are you on right now, man?
26:19
I'm on all of them.
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I'm not talking about your ads.
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Or do you got something?
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Hey, we're back to the John Clay Wolf Show.
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Call in 800-800-RADIO.
26:30
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26:35
And now, welcome back to the John Clay Wolf Show.
26:38
And it's time for our football picks and recap
26:42
and what's going on today in college, Mike Turley.
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So last week wasn't a good week for you.
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I went four and two.
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We had one game as a push.
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The Lions buck game.
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But so I went up 50 bucks.
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So I'm up 200 now for the season.
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You're 12 and 20, of course.
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Since I won, I got to go first from this past week.
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Pretty good college games this week.
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At number eight, Ole Miss.
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They're 6-1 at number 13, Oklahoma.
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That's at 11 a.m. Central.
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Oklahoma 6-1 also there.
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Oklahoma is favored by four and a half.
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I see five and a half.
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I'm looking at the ESPN app right now.
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And I'm checking your work, my man.
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This is yesterday when I put the notes in here.
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I'm taking now because you lied.
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I'm taking Ole Miss with the points.
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Is it gone up to five and a half?
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It's five and a half.
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I don't know if it's gone up, but that's what it's not.
27:41
The game hadn't started and the line is 5.5.
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So it went up to five and a half.
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So you're going to take who?
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You don't trust Oklahoma anymore.
27:53
You're not going to talk me out of it.
27:56
You can go with that because I was going to take OU.
27:59
So you get to pick first in this game.
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Yes, five and a half.
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Number 15, Missouri 6-1 at number 10,
28:07
Vanderbilt 6-1 also.
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I had it at three and a half.
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What is it showing right now?
28:13
So we need to start looking at this before the game
28:16
because it sounds like the reason that your odds are so good for you
28:20
is because you're cheating on the line.
28:23
Okay. So it's two and a half.
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Vanderbilt's favorite.
28:26
Both teams are 6-1.
28:28
This is basically the winner is going to make the playoffs
28:30
or most likely make the playoffs, lose theirs out.
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You enjoying watching Diego Pave?
28:35
Quarterback for Vanderbilt.
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I don't watch Vanderbilt.
28:38
I don't give a shit.
28:39
Okay. Well, you get to pick first.
28:43
So you think Vanderbilt wins and covers?
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I believe that too.
28:46
So we got to move the line, John.
28:48
You get to move the line here.
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Is it home or is it away?
28:51
It's at Vanderbilt.
28:57
I'll go ahead and take that.
28:59
So I think Vanderbilt wins by three and a half.
29:05
You get one bump, not two bumps.
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Where's the rule book?
29:10
That's what she said.
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Well, I'm worried about this one here.
29:16
Number three, Texas A&M 7 and 0.
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They are favorites and the favorite the line is now
29:23
currently because there's weather there too.
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It's two and a half.
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That's a correct statement.
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At number 20, LSU, 630 tonight, ABC.
29:32
They're expecting some rain, John.
29:37
I've lost about $50 or $75 on my Tigers this year so far.
29:41
Well, I get to pick first.
29:44
I know my money's going towards A&M right now
29:47
for my kid's tuition, but I'm going to go against them.
29:49
I'm going to take LSU.
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I think they're going to win in a shootout here.
29:53
A&M's not good on the road defensively.
29:56
I just don't have the faith in them.
29:57
And playing at Baton Rouge at night.
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Well, I feel the same way.
30:01
So bump your line from two, five to what?
30:06
Does LSU win by four and a half?
30:08
Are you resetting the line to four and a half?
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Yes, four and a half.
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I'm going to take A&M, but I do think LSU's going to win.
30:16
Because it's night in Baton Rouge.
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It's a tough place to beat.
30:19
That's why I'm there.
30:20
So four and a half.
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Tigers have to win by four and a half for me to lose.
30:26
Next game we're going to go to the NFL.
30:34
I'm going to have to check those, Charlie.
30:37
I'm going to have to check those music beds here.
30:41
Only a couple of games.
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And I can't believe this.
30:43
They actually made to the games of the week to watch.
30:47
The Dallas Cowboys three, three and one at the Denver
30:51
Broncos are five and two.
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Denver is favored by, and we make sure the line's
30:56
Probably three and a half points.
30:59
Because it's a push game with a home field bump.
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And so, John, you get to pick on this game.
31:07
I've been listening to Colin Cowherd lately.
31:09
He's really high on them.
31:10
The receiving core.
31:13
Their dance is really working.
31:15
Pixons and lamb, lamb, lamb, lamb, lamb.
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The one problem is the Cowboys defense is terrible.
31:22
And they're terrible on the road.
31:23
So I go ahead with that, John.
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Get you some of that.
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And the final game of the week is going to be
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And the final game, this would probably be the game
31:33
of the week for NFL.
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Packers four, one and one at the Steelers four and two.
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That's a Sunday night game.
31:40
You got Micah Parsons versus TJ Y.
31:43
And then Aaron Rodgers against his old team.
31:47
John, I'm going to go with the Packers to cover
31:49
that spread at three and a half.
31:53
Actually, no, wait.
31:54
It went down to two and a half.
31:55
I'm still good with that.
31:56
Well, I'm going to move it back to three and a half.
31:59
Because you were in the same.
32:00
I get to move the line because we're both there.
32:05
So I know you're good at three and a half.
32:06
What about at four and a half, John?
32:09
I will go with the Steelers.
32:12
We flipped it there.
32:13
Micah Parsons has not been making that big of a difference
32:16
in their situation.
32:17
They're not playing in the same way the boys were.
32:19
His stats aren't there, but his pressures are there.
32:22
So he's constantly getting pressure and they're making
32:24
that he's making the quarterbacks throw the ball quick.
32:26
He's just not getting the sacks.
32:28
He's making an impact, maybe not on the numbers,
32:32
So there's your picks, John.
32:35
Last week I lost what?
32:37
I was four and two.
32:38
So you went two and four.
32:40
So you lost 50 bucks.
32:42
I need to focus on this more.
32:44
I'm just winging it and I'm just betting like a chick.
32:47
Oh my God, I like the uniform.
32:49
The money's creeping up.
32:51
So now I'm going to start paying attention.
32:53
I'll bet you another hundred.
32:55
Let's see where we go.
32:56
I'll bet you another hundred.
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What are you doing here?
33:02
We already have the arch blinds.
33:04
We have the arch manning bet that he's going to be benched
33:06
at some point this season.
33:10
He looked terrible last week against Kentucky.
33:13
I mean, did they fire?
33:15
Wait, did somebody get fired over that?
33:17
He's still the quarterback there,
33:19
but they barely beat Kentucky.
33:21
And I can't, I can't hold on to this.
33:23
I mean, I think you're going to win this bet, John.
33:26
I mean, he sounded far fetched.
33:28
When I first started it.
33:30
And then they beat OU, which was really disappointing for me.
33:33
It's because they actually figured out what to do is
33:38
They solidly beat OU with the right angle.
33:40
The backup kid that played one play
33:42
when he lost his helmet and had to go the sideline,
33:44
he threw a beautiful pass.
33:45
That's all I know about the backup.
33:47
And I think you transferred in as a starter
33:49
from another school.
33:51
I mean, look at Diego Pawe.
33:52
He came from the Mexico Community College or something.
33:55
I mean, just put somebody else and give him a shot.
33:58
You want to talk about some quarterback drama?
34:00
Marriota's got to play the Chiefs this week.
34:02
That Chiefs D is really starting to pop.
34:04
See, Pawe does this because he's asking for fantasy football
34:07
That's the only reason he's asking about that.
34:09
He's asking if he should pick Marriota.
34:12
I've got the Chiefs.
34:13
You want their defense.
34:15
The Chiefs are back.
34:16
The Chiefs woke up.
34:17
Pardon me, Grandma.
34:18
Marriota, but he's going to get killed this week.
34:22
We'll be right back.
34:22
My name is John Clay Wolves.
34:23
This is John Clay Wolves' show brought to you by Give Me the Ven.
34:26
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34:37
I used to go with my kids trick-or-treating, you know,
34:40
but here's the problem.
34:41
I'm very flattered.
34:42
People dress like me when they trick-or-treating.
34:44
But it's weird when I go because I'm just hanging out with my kids.
34:48
We knock on the door.
34:49
People are like, oh, look, little Batman, little Superman.
34:51
I learned a cable guy.
34:52
That's good costume.
34:54
Then I always hear somebody from the back of the room.
34:57
He's dressed like Larry the Cable Guy.
34:58
And I hear, ah, that guy sucks.
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Hi, yeah, we're back.
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And now, Senor Juan Clay Wolves.
35:19
That was a good one, Bob.
35:21
Nick, are you there, Nicholas?
35:24
What's your message, sir?
35:28
So I was listening to you this morning,
35:30
and you were talking about your car show coming up on the 15th.
35:34
And I went ahead and signed up.
35:36
I'm going to be there.
35:39
So I'm from St. Louis.
35:41
I'm not originally from Texas.
35:43
And St. Louis is all Hill Country.
35:46
And you're talking about you guys have Hill Country
35:49
And I'm looking to experience some of that
35:51
before I hit the car show.
35:53
So we are going to have some published maps
35:56
at walnutspringsrally.com where you just signed up.
36:02
So what you do, if you're coming forward,
36:04
take the tollway to Cleveland, then 67 over.
36:07
And then I would go past Glenrose
36:10
and take a left about three miles past Glenrose.
36:12
And I forgot the name of that road.
36:14
But it's a gorgeous road into Walnut Springs.
36:17
It'll add about five minutes to your trip.
36:19
But that's the best way to enter.
36:22
But we'll also have that on the published maps
36:25
on the driving routes at Walnut Springs Rally.
36:28
And that's November 15th.
36:30
We're going to start early out there.
36:33
We're going to be broadcasting the show
36:34
from the stage of the Rattlesnake Roadhouse.
36:37
And we will have bacon and burritos and bloodies rolling early.
36:47
So what time do you recommend on getting there?
36:50
Last two times we've done this.
36:52
They get set up pretty early.
36:53
I mean, I was very surprised how early people
36:57
get there to get the best spots.
36:59
Well, we're going to have the show live, too.
37:02
So come out and see the show.
37:03
Just get here as early as you want.
37:07
I think I said one o'clock is the official start time.
37:13
So you just get here when you want.
37:14
So about an hour to get there,
37:16
taking the scenic route should probably be like what?
37:20
So we'll figure it out.
37:22
Let's do the math later because I'm on live radio
37:24
across the country.
37:24
And I don't think it's very interesting for you and I
37:26
to sync our clocks.
37:28
But we will see you Saturday, November 15th.
37:31
And Chip Foos is supposed to be here.
37:33
And I haven't talked to him about signing autographs,
37:36
Every time I've been in a thing with Chip Foos,
37:38
there's a line of people that want to get autographed.
37:40
Rollins, I think, is going to be here.
37:41
He's got a gig in Austin that's kind of shiffy.
37:44
So if he does that, he'll come through here in the morning
37:46
and touch us just for a minute and then go on to Austin.
37:48
He's getting paid in Austin.
37:50
Of course, of course.
37:51
They pay him a lot to show up.
37:54
Like a year's salary.
37:59
You know, no, I mean, when he does those deals out of town,
38:04
how am I always getting them?
38:05
You know, I mean, I'm like, why do you do this?
38:07
He's like, OK, now that's why you're doing that.
38:11
So got to do your stuff for free, dude.
38:13
These guys are paying.
38:15
His SEMA bill, it's pretty cool.
38:17
We've been watching little videos on Gas Monkey.
38:19
It's going to be part of our video that's going up today
38:21
at Noon Central on our YouTube channel at JCWShow.com.
38:24
You can click through it.
38:26
And that's going to be covering our Barrett buying last week
38:29
and Richard's SEMA bill.
38:31
I want Chip to call in a minute and tell us
38:33
about his SEMA bill on Build.
38:35
That SEMA is next week, isn't it?
38:37
Wait, where are we Saturday?
38:38
Not this week, but next week.
38:40
Because Rollins just came out here and grabbed the trailer.
38:42
We've got the big two car in clothes,
38:44
and they needed it to haul that Chevelle.
38:46
He didn't trust me, so he took it to his trailer guy
38:50
to check the brakes and the axles and the grease
38:52
and all that before.
38:52
I'm like, we've already done it.
38:53
He said, I'd feel better if we just did it again.
38:56
So they're both coming off the build then from SEMA, right?
38:59
Oh, they're both coming off.
39:01
Yeah, that'd be cool.
39:02
And then Corolla is coming out the next weekend
39:04
and you can get tickets to the Adam Corolla show here
39:08
Go to Walnut Springs Rally as well.
39:13
Jelly Roll has some marriage advice.
39:16
This is really good for all of us.
39:17
Be careful who you hang out with.
39:20
That's his advice to us.
39:21
After a constant, you know, all you hear will be
39:23
happy, happy, joy, joy stories you hear from Jelly Roll.
39:26
And he's sweet little wife, Bunny Exo.
39:29
Actually, they did have problems,
39:32
and it wasn't that long ago.
39:33
And it was all Jelly's fault, according to Jelly.
39:35
This is kind of number six.
39:37
One of the worst moments of my adulthood
39:40
was when I had an affair on my wife,
39:43
because it was the first time that I was like,
39:46
I really can't get this right at all.
39:48
Like, I know I'm in love with this woman,
39:49
but I looked back at even that moment in my life
39:51
and it was like I was hanging around a bunch of people
39:53
that were cheating on their wives.
39:54
When I was doing cocaine,
39:55
I was hanging around a bunch of people
39:56
that were doing cocaine.
39:57
When I was drinking a lot,
39:58
I was hanging around a lot of people
39:59
that were drinking a lot.
40:00
You don't know how to make friends
40:02
And I did a lot of work to repair that relationship,
40:04
We're stronger than we could have ever been.
40:05
And I'm in no way glad it happened,
40:07
but man, I'm proud of who we are today.
40:11
Who did Jelly Roll Cheated on Bunny Roll?
40:13
I want to understand something.
40:15
You know, we joke about it,
40:17
but was she a pornography actress?
40:22
Yeah, she was an OnlyFans gal for a long time.
40:24
But I mean, what level?
40:26
Before that, I think she was like an actual sex worker.
40:36
Let's watch that thing where there's no Scotty.
40:38
I mean, if your wife is a prostitute,
40:40
and she's running a whore thing online,
40:44
I mean, I didn't think that there's cheating
40:47
was an issue on the other side.
40:49
I wouldn't think so either.
40:50
It's flesh is flesh.
40:51
Think about Lonesome Dove.
40:52
You know, Robert Duvall and little gal, Diane Lane, right?
40:57
And she's a whooler.
40:59
But he loves her dearly.
41:01
Yeah, she was a high-end escort.
41:04
Now, did you date a whore that was a teed dancer at the
41:09
I don't believe I want to go down to any kind of road
41:13
Didn't you have a girlfriend that was a dancer?
41:15
Yes, we've all had that.
41:21
No, I really don't think so.
41:22
You never dated someone who ended up being your dancer.
41:27
But during my time on my watch, no, she was like a.
41:30
Yeah, she changed a lot, I'm sure.
41:31
She was a debutant.
41:32
She didn't tell you that she was doing it.
41:35
John, you got to remember what the world's biggest son of a bitch said.
41:40
Well, not all whores are dancers.
41:44
Well, you know, all dancers.
41:47
So when you would go to pick her up at the like, did she have her own car?
41:50
Or were you like that poor bastard sitting out in the parking lot waiting for her to get on?
41:53
She had her own car.
41:54
That's a good thing.
41:56
How long did this go on?
42:00
Don't swear to the Lord over whores.
42:03
After I realized what was going on, probably six months.
42:09
That must have been some good stuff.
42:10
Tell me more about it.
42:11
No, I'm not going to tell you anything else about it.
42:14
She didn't do it very long.
42:18
Like did she quit when she was with you?
42:20
Was that one of your recommendations?
42:23
I don't recommend any button.
42:24
No, no, I didn't make it.
42:25
Honey, if we're going to keep doing this, you got to quit stripping.
42:28
I didn't make her stop.
42:29
Did she start back up after you all broke up?
42:32
No, actually she went off to marry someone.
42:35
I kind of need to stop.
42:36
No, no, no, no, no.
42:39
You say what you want, but that was real, John.
42:41
She gave me a discount on a lap dance the other night,
42:44
and she told me she loved me.
42:46
And I'm going to pick her up 315.
42:48
We're going out for Waffle.
42:51
Waffles and coffee.
42:52
So is she still married to the guy?
42:55
Do they have kids together?
43:01
And when you were dating.
43:03
As they all have been.
43:04
When you were dating the stripper,
43:07
did you like look in the mirror and say,
43:09
I got to quit dating the stripper?
43:14
But no doubt that happened.
43:16
I got to quit dating the stripper.
43:16
God, this has got to stop.
43:18
She's got to quit that, or I got to quit this.
43:21
But Jelly Roll is going with an escort, or married to an escort.
43:24
Yeah, she's a high-end escort.
43:26
And she's still doing that, right?
43:28
I don't think so now.
43:30
They've got too much money now, Jelly Roll.
43:31
No, no, she said she quit.
43:32
Like last year, she said she quit a year ago.
43:34
So she's been done with that a couple years.
43:36
My question is, okay, you're married.
43:39
Jelly Roll's married, and they're deeply in love.
43:41
And she rescued him because he was homeless, right?
43:44
So now he's famous.
43:46
He's bringing his into the bargain, I'm sure financially.
43:48
They're in love with each other.
43:50
Who's going to, what woman out there
43:53
is going to cheat with Jelly Roll?
43:55
Is there just a celebrity thing?
43:57
Or is the, what do I need to do?
43:59
First, what do I need to do?
44:01
We don't know if it was a man or a woman.
44:04
Well, we're pretty sure it was a woman.
44:06
You telling me Jelly Roll's a queen?
44:08
Well, I mean, he's got those big fat rolls.
44:09
You can stick a thing in there.
44:11
He's got fat poos all over his head.
44:13
Hey, guys, we're on the air.
44:14
I wish we could talk to Jelly Roll, though.
44:16
I mean, I'm not doing it.
44:18
I told my wife I'd quit.
44:20
She's making you stop doing Jelly Roll?
44:24
She says it sounds mean, and he's a nice person,
44:27
and I'm coming across as a jerk and a meanie,
44:30
and she wished I'd quit.
44:31
So I said, OK, I'll quit.
44:33
She thinks that's mean.
44:38
Does she think anything else you do is mean?
44:42
She's very entertained when you and I start arguing.
44:44
I like to know some more details
44:46
about what the Mrs. thinks.
44:51
I quit because of my wife.
44:56
I mean, pick your battles, right?
44:58
What's an easy one to give up?
45:00
I mean, was I enjoying doing the impersonation much?
45:03
Was it a pain in the ass?
45:08
And I think you're using her as an excuse.
45:11
You're using her as a.
45:13
She knows my wife because she's being whore.
45:18
She's been on everything but the Titanic.
45:21
And there were bass, boat, and Nashville.
45:23
Hey, it's Jelly Roll 2.0.
45:26
If I didn't grow my hair, you'd see the tattoo back here
45:28
and say, my wife don't care who I screwed.
45:33
I mean, who's going to screw Jelly Roll?
45:34
That's what I was just saying.
45:35
What do I have to do?
45:36
You have to be a better singer.
45:39
I would think you are a better singer than Jelly Roll.
45:44
I mean, Mick Jagger.
45:47
One of the ugliest things on feet.
45:48
And he's had more women than the heroes
45:52
Five Jelly Rolls does not a Mick Jagger make.
45:54
No, but they're all ugly and they're not people
45:56
that women would normally look at and go,
45:59
you've got to give me some of that.
46:01
It's totally a stardom.
46:04
Stones had a song about that.
46:06
We'll be back in a minute.
46:06
My name's John Clay Wolfe by Cars the Raider
46:08
from America's Best Car Park.
46:09
Give me the bin.com.
46:10
When you call back, we're going to do,
46:11
what do we call that thing where you say,
46:13
I think Trump is an idiot.
46:15
I think the left is crazy.
46:17
I think that this city is bad.
46:20
It's just a free throw.
46:22
It's called a two minute drill.
46:23
And you just call in and we take you to the air
46:25
and do it right now during this break.
46:31
I'm going to take you to the air.
46:33
I'm going to say go.
46:34
Skip the pleasantries.
46:37
Don't say love the show.
46:38
Don't say hate the show.
46:40
We're going to take you all to the air blind
46:42
and you say what you need to say.
46:43
And then we're going to go to the next one.
46:45
We've done it a couple of times a year
46:46
over the past few years.
46:47
And we're going to do it right now.
46:50
Tell us what's on your mind
46:52
in like one or two sentences
46:54
is what we're asking for.
46:55
And call in and get loaded up during the break.
47:00
And Jerry Wayne Longmire is joining us next.
47:05
Well then I can't do it next.
47:07
That's why I was kind of trying to get you here.
47:08
What's a little late to tell me that?
47:09
I was trying to get you.
47:10
I think that was stupid
47:11
for you not to stop me before I did it.
47:45
Thanks for making us number one.
47:47
Call in 800-800-radio.
47:49
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47:53
or johnclaywolf.com.
47:55
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47:57
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48:00
Damn, it feels good to say that.
48:04
This is actually we renamed this segment
48:07
during the break The Truth.
48:10
We've got a full bank of callers.
48:12
The truth is and then make your statement.
48:14
And then I'll go to the next one.
48:15
So it's two minute drill called The Truth.
48:19
The truth is blah, blah, blah, blah.
48:21
Then we go skip the pleasantries.
48:23
Skip the high Johns.
48:25
Skip the love Bobo's.
48:27
Ready, set, Kansas City.
48:29
We're starting with you.
48:30
What's the truth, John in Kansas City?
48:34
Yeah, the truth is you're going to show the fishing videos.
48:38
Why can't you show the videos of the girls
48:40
and the bikinis fishing for sea bass?
48:44
Jake in Katie, Texas.
48:48
The truth is LSU is going to beat that Aggie butt today.
48:53
Gardena, California.
49:01
I can't stand NFL kickoff rule.
49:06
Dan Daniel in Pennsylvania.
49:09
Buddy thought that Jenna Rose was going to die and that she's stuck with me.
49:17
That's not going to happen.
49:18
Jackson, Mrs. Jackson, Tennessee.
49:23
All right, go ahead.
49:26
Yeah, Jelly Roll and Mick Jagger and Keith Richards are beautiful on the inside.
49:33
I don't see their faces on the radio,
49:34
but they are freaking beautiful because I work for Mick Jagger.
49:37
And I know Jelly Roll is beautiful too.
49:39
I don't care what they look like.
49:40
He sounds beautiful.
49:41
They've got beautiful insides.
49:44
It's Nikki Fort Worth.
49:48
We need to repeal the 19th Amendment
49:50
so all these crazy white liberal women stop messing everything up.
49:55
Indianapolis, Indiana.
49:58
The truth is that China's TikTok and algorithms for social media
50:03
what caused the trainee epidemic.
50:07
That is the winner of the day so far.
50:12
Our president of our fan club, Rico Suave, what is the truth?
50:16
The truth is Pre-K's Versace Kimono is fire
50:20
and it's Dirt Day's dad's birthday tomorrow.
50:23
He's got to bring some burritos.
50:26
Scott Lake-Charles, another Wolfpack fan club member.
50:30
The truth is my Cajun chicken and sausage gumbo
50:33
up at Walnut Springs on November 15th will be a hit
50:38
for the Wolfpack and the crew.
50:42
Anaheim, California.
50:44
The truth is that when you blow up a boat in the middle of the ocean
50:49
with three high-powered freaking engines on the back of it,
50:52
it's not a fishing boat.
50:54
It's the f***ing real deal
50:55
because fishermen don't have boats like-
50:58
He dropped an F-bomb as the truth.
51:00
That's why we had to dump him.
51:02
Phillip and P.A., what's the truth?
51:05
The truth is if John Clay Wolf had a whiskey line,
51:08
he would name it the Wolfpack Whiskey 80 proof.
51:13
Brian and Heather, what's the truth?
51:15
The truth is roll tide roll.
51:20
Paul in Killeen, Texas, what's the truth?
51:24
Brian in Thousand Oaks, what's the truth?
51:26
Well, it's not a coincidence.
51:30
All the democratic cities have the highest rat population,
51:33
so Trump needs to send out dice.
51:35
Democratic infested city enforcement.
51:43
Jake and Katie, what's the truth?
51:45
The truth is Denver winning.
51:50
Well, that's a nice one.
51:53
Paul in Killeen might have come up with the truth.
51:55
Now, Paul, we're giving you another shot.
51:57
The truth is Texas is going to win today.
52:00
And then we'll quit with that.
52:02
And the truth is Arch Manning doesn't deserve
52:05
to be their quarterback.
52:06
That's, yeah, you do.
52:07
I've been very vocal.
52:14
Did you get hold Jerry Wayne Longmont?
52:16
No, I have left him messages.
52:19
He's promoting his event at the where?
52:21
He's in Houston tonight.
52:23
I'll find out in a moment.
52:24
Sam Houston Raceway Park?
52:29
Something like that.
52:29
Performing at Sam Houston Race Park tonight.
52:32
He was there last night and he's there again tonight.
52:36
Why do you look upset, JD?
52:37
I'm just trying to get something done off the air
52:40
and it's not happening.
52:41
You know, we're talking about it all here.
52:42
Oh, we're trying to be a professional
52:44
and I'm dragging him down.
52:46
Back and reminding him of his strip club days.
52:48
Yes, my strip club days.
52:50
Back when you were not a professional.
52:51
I was not a professional.
52:55
I love how he does it because he's so insecure.
52:58
What were you asking me about the movie?
53:01
Have you seen any good movies lately?
53:03
What have you seen?
53:04
The new Paul Thomas Anderson film DeCaprio's Ladies.
53:07
One battle after another.
53:11
If I was to watch that, I would think it looked
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like a Quentin Tarantino movie meets Breaking Bad.
53:16
And actually, if I was Quentin Tarantino,
53:18
I'd probably be a little offended
53:21
that I didn't have a credit at the end
53:23
for inspiration because it could be the most
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QT, non-QT movie I've ever seen in my life.
53:29
I've seen it and I don't think so.
53:30
And I'm a big QT fan.
53:32
They are very good friends, by the way,
53:33
QT and Paul Thomas Anderson.
53:34
I'll tell you this.
53:36
It's two hours and 40 minutes long.
53:39
But it plays like one long James Bond movie chase scene.
53:44
I mean, it's action-action.
53:45
This guy's never done a movie like that.
53:47
It plays like a season of Breaking Bad to me.
53:50
I'll tell you what.
53:52
He did Boogie Nights.
53:54
He did There Will Be Blood.
53:56
He's done some great, great films.
53:59
But he's never done action like this.
54:01
And you kind of hate everybody in the movie,
54:04
except for Benicio Del Toro, who plays the sensei.
54:12
One Battle After Another?
54:13
One Battle After Another.
54:16
Is really worth hating in this.
54:18
Yeah, but he does such a great method acting job.
54:21
I was very impressed.
54:22
I love the end when he got to the,
54:25
I won't spoil it when he got to his office.
54:26
So you haven't seen it.
54:30
I mean, the first scene he's in,
54:34
Boy, he's in love with that gal.
54:38
And it's like, it's, it blew my mind.
54:41
It is so quick and Tarantino.
54:43
I can't believe that you're not seeing the similarities.
54:46
When did you see it, John?
54:48
Costuming wise, maybe.
54:50
And there's a lot of good storyline.
54:52
There's a lot of good
54:56
A lot of great set design as well.
54:58
The character definition of the way it rolls is
55:01
Quentin Tarantino to the bone.
55:03
Green Acres, Beverly Hills, Etiquette Junction.
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800-800-7234-800-800-800.
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That movie is not a box office hit, by the way.
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I don't know if you noticed that.
55:15
When I was in there, there was no one in there.
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That movie will go down to beat.
55:19
Once upon a time in Hollywood is a really long one, QT.
55:23
And it's, it's that type.
55:24
It's better than that one.
55:27
So when can I watch it on like Apple TV?
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Probably in a month or a month?
55:31
That's what I'll wait.
55:32
I'll wait for that.
55:36
It's literally the last 15 minutes of the film.
55:38
It's literally a rollercoaster ride.
55:41
And if you've ever been to the Chevy show at Six Lags Over Texas,
55:45
when you're doing that car scene and all of a sudden it stops and you fall off the
55:48
bench, that's great.
55:50
That was my favorite part of the movie.
55:53
That sounded kind of stony.
55:56
Did you eat some edibles, Gigi?
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Now that doesn't mean that we bid it at 20 and they bid it at 20,000 five.
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You say, oh, they butted it at 20,000 five.
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No, we get an opportunity to beat them.
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That's what we're giving the 100 for.
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Then we're going to take another music break and we'll be right back.
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Remember, car show, Walnut Springs, Texas, November 15th.
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The next weekend, Adam Carolla's doing a show here.
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Oh, and Graham Elliott, the celebrity chef.
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He's going to be in town November 22nd and Carolla.
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Graham's going to be at the Bosque Cantina signing books and helping.
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There's a lot of plans.
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But anyway, go to walnutspringsrally.com to get that information.
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Lance in Lafayette, you've got a 15 Odyssey.
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It says 171,000 miles.
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It also says you have an offer for $23,000 from the dealer.
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Take the offer on 170,000 mile 10-year-old Odyssey.
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If you have 23,000 offered from anybody on 170,000 mile 10-year-old Honda Van,
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don't hang up on me right now and call them back and say yes.
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That's what they still want for this vehicle.
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That's what they want for it?
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That's what they're still wanting is done.
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Mark Tex, so he's looking to buy one.
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That car's too high, Lance, to pass.
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Tell them no, thank you.
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Mark, a 23 Genesis G70, 26,000 miles.
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You want 35, you're getting offers, 33 to 34.
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With the market shift that we've just gone through in the past two weeks,
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I'd let them have that one.
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Let them have it, huh?
59:06
Yeah, the market slipped.
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The car market, it really, really slipped about over the past three weeks and it's
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MMR on this car, MMR on this car is 33 grand.
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If you've got 33, 34 on it, you need to let her rip.
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Tater chip because all I'm going to get forward is about 31.
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A 02 Camaro, 118,000 mile, T-top, seats torn, 165, 100.
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What motor is in it?
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That's a original LS1 5.7.
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I'll look, but that body style hasn't really come on.
59:44
I'm probably more like 45 to 5.
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Go to GiveMeTheVin.com.
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We'll be right back.
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Basketball fans, where are you at?
00:31
The thing that kills me though right now about sports is the fashion.
00:35
Everybody knows just the hip hop generation.
00:37
So you know now thing basketball is long shorts, short socks, right?
00:42
Does anybody remember the 70s and the 80s?
00:48
Basketball players used to play in Speedos and Haltertops.
00:54
You used to be able to see the nipples to the jerseys.
00:58
I've got a poster at the house right now.
01:01
1979. Dr. J. Junkin' on Magic Johnson like this.
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One ball hanging at the bottom of the sink.
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And now we return to the John Clay Wolf Show.
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Jerry Wayne, you there with us?
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What's going on, brother? How you been?
01:24
Good. Jerry Wayne, for those of y'all who don't know,
01:27
he's definitely a friend of the show.
01:28
He's stand-up comedian, content creator,
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creator and host of the Wreck and Yard podcast,
01:35
also known for truck astrology, the shop talk series that he's done on YouTube.
01:40
And then he does stand-up tours and you're a funny bastard.
01:43
But you're skinny now, you're skinny now,
01:45
and it's hard to be funny when you're not fat.
01:47
And I'm wondering how that's going to work out.
01:50
Oh, I got a long way to go to skinny.
01:52
That's what I tell everybody.
01:54
I was like, I lost a hundred pounds.
01:56
And y'all didn't realize this is the after picture.
01:59
I lost a whole Filipino and I'm fat as s*** still.
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I had to dump you, man.
02:10
Like, you never cuss in your stand-up routines the whole time.
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You never say, you never cuss in.
02:16
You just, I'm glad you're comfortable though.
02:19
Um, uh, you know, I didn't, have you seen those YouTube videos of me
02:23
going around cutting on cars?
02:26
Yeah, I'm loving it, bro.
02:27
I think that you and I would have a good time doing that together sometime.
02:30
Oh, my goodness, man.
02:31
I'd rather just, it's fun to hurt people's feelings about automobiles anyway.
02:38
Do you see the comments where I'm, we're like,
02:40
quit leaning on the cars, quit leaning on the cars.
02:44
You're brushing up against it.
02:46
I tell the people when I do that,
02:48
I'm like, I'm going to lean in and grab the inner fender because I'm crippled up, man.
02:51
And, and I can't balance or I'm going to, I'm going to hold the door handle.
02:54
I tell them what I'm doing, but the editor always edits that out
02:57
where I get permission.
02:58
And then some people just bitch online.
03:01
My favorite one, uh, recently is the video of you and Rawls
03:05
where he's telling you the story about this I rock Camaro
03:08
that's never been driven into rain.
03:11
Well, now you've just confirmed that you're fine.
03:16
Anybody that says it's, you know, 20 year old cars never been driven in the rain.
03:20
They've been driven in the rain.
03:21
Everybody just, everybody just stop.
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Just stop right now.
03:25
Let's stop lying to one another, please.
03:29
The car show is going to be pretty good this year.
03:34
I need to get back up there.
03:35
See all the new stuff you done built in that town.
03:38
And Chip Foos is coming up here and he's a heavy hitter, as you know.
03:43
Y'all are getting all the automotive attractions.
03:46
Oh, and the good guys, they're sponsoring it and they're bringing their stuff down
03:49
and they're bringing their people.
03:50
So this one should be pretty, pretty heavy.
03:53
That sounds fantastic.
03:55
I definitely want to get up there maybe for that weekend afterwards.
03:58
I was sad I was going to miss that one.
04:00
And Laura is no longer with the firm.
04:02
Well, the rattlesnake is under new management.
04:04
I have been following the drama on Facebook about the painting
04:08
y'all stole from the poor guy that you won't let him come get his painting.
04:13
That he was trying to sell through Laura and the poor spider and all her heartache and craziness.
04:18
So there was a guy, so I had a partner at the rattlesnake and she left.
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And I signed a thing saying that I won't say anything disparaging
04:27
about anybody for 18 months.
04:29
So I remember that and we were not, nothing's disparaging, except the painter.
04:34
So the painter obviously brought her a painting to sell on consignment at the rattlesnake.
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And then he just kept commenting on this on the Facebook post, the whole town jumped on
04:44
and started making all these comments.
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And this guy's like, can I have my painting back?
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I'm like, who the hell are you?
04:49
What are you talking about?
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And I just ignored him.
04:52
And then like the next three days, he just stepped back.
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I want my painting back.
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I want my painting back.
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And then finally I'm like, dude, what the hell are you talking about?
04:58
Well, I've got my painting up there and I called somebody.
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He said, yeah, he has it up here on consignment.
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How about you just come up here and get your painting?
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Because obviously nobody else wanted it or they would have bought it.
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And you're just sitting here trying to get advertising for your ugly ass painting.
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Get it out of here.
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I mean, we're open.
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Here's our, here's, here's our times were open.
05:21
Maybe I said that wrong.
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But then even like a weeks after that, there was another comment on a random post
05:26
where he was in there.
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Imagine you just let somebody have your painting on consignment and they just
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hold it against your will.
05:35
He's got himself painted into a whole conspiracy.
05:38
Me and Sam Miller have been laughing about it for two months, reading it back and forth
05:42
to each other and texting each other about it.
05:45
For about a week there, me and Sam Miller were traveling across the country
05:48
and we were getting texts from each other in airports and more.
05:51
And look what an old dude was the painting saying this morning.
05:55
We were following Walnut Spring drama.
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He was like, did you see Spider?
05:59
I was like, I know what's going on.
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Ah, it just takes a village.
06:06
Well, Jerry, so what time do you go on tonight?
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Tonight I go on and man, you know, eight o'clock, eight o'clock, eight o'clock's when
06:16
And then I'll be at, uh, I'll be at Ratama Race Park in San Antonio.
06:20
This is like some shows I'm doing for these horse tracks.
06:22
And it's, it's, it's a weird thing.
06:26
Real quick, I'd like to know where the connection between horse racing
06:29
and your comedy came to be.
06:31
Well, I just, I thought it was maybe a size issue.
06:35
I was like, y'all just have stalls.
06:37
And you're like, let me get somebody big in here for entertainment.
06:40
It's just going to be me and Tiffany from the eighties.
06:45
But I mean, it's pretty random.
06:47
So it's not just this, it's not just this race track.
06:50
You're going to San Antonio to do it again.
06:51
What about dog parks?
06:52
This could be interesting.
06:54
I was like, they invited me last night to come out and, uh,
06:58
call some wiener dog races.
07:00
And I was like, well, you know, it's not the weirdest thing I've ever done for money.
07:04
I'll be honest with you.
07:05
I've called some dwarf wrestling and I've done a little bit of it all in the sporting world.
07:12
How is your wrecking yard thing?
07:13
Are you still doing it?
07:14
I have not kept up.
07:16
My guess is doing, yeah.
07:17
The podcast is doing great.
07:18
I signed a two book deal with Santa Fe riders project here at the beginning of the year
07:24
in the first book where we're almost done with it.
07:27
And, uh, that has been wild.
07:30
The phone calls we are getting about everything going on there is insane.
07:34
We got our film rights and our sub rights up for sale.
07:38
And there's a, there's a little bit of a bed and war going on.
07:40
We're having a good time.
07:42
Jerry Wayne Longmire comedian out of Houston, Texas.
07:45
And if you are coming up November 15th, let me know and we'll book you that night.
07:49
I'll get you a place to stay and we'll do another show.
07:51
Cause one good thing, the best part about coming up here to do a car show
07:55
is if you can leave a little bit of money.
07:59
Good talking to you.
08:03
800 800 7234 800 eight.
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Well, how long ago was it when it came up and did the rattlesnake?
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And he, I actually, did he come in and host the show?
08:18
Like last Thanksgiving or something?
08:19
Like he was actually in studio for that.
08:22
He did go out and he was my fill in.
08:31
It's a true, true friend of the show.
08:33
I think almost as much as we like him,
08:35
which is a good way to have it.
08:37
And that doesn't happen very often.
08:39
Very Wayne's demand, dude.
08:41
I just saw him on the internet.
08:43
I was laughing at his stuff and I said,
08:44
man, this guy could fit with us.
08:46
And he came up and he thought,
08:47
we've been friends ever since.
08:48
That's how most of these relationships start.
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800 800 7234 800 800 radio.
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My name is John Clay Wolfe.
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This is the John Clay Wolfe Show.
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Brought to you by America's Best Car Buyer.
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We now return to the John Clay Wolfe Show.
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From coast to coast.
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The number one weekend morning show in America.
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Call in 800 800 radio.
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09:17
We're going to play Jeopardy!
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So if you would like to be the call in
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contestant and you're good at Jeopardy!
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Tell pre-k, call right now.
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800 800 7234 800 800 radio is what that
09:34
Black, white, Latino or other.
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I gotta get this open here.
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What's the deal, baby?
09:43
I've got a story for y'all.
09:45
I'm going to read it.
09:46
And y'all can just give me the general vibe it got.
09:52
This week we got a freaky thief.
09:54
Our suspect was enjoying a night on the town
09:56
at the local gentlemen's club.
09:58
When all of a sudden a stripper starts screaming,
10:01
where'd my shoes go?
10:03
Our suspect was hemmed up due to shoe-sized lumps
10:06
in his pockets and revealed as the kinky culprit.
10:09
But when police eventually found their way
10:11
to his hotel, they found over 450 high heels
10:17
Our suspect is jobless and doesn't have
10:19
a permanent residence.
10:20
He told the police,
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I've felt great pleasure in stealing you sneakers.
10:25
And the locker rooms at the club were a gold mine.
10:28
Where he allegedly stolen 14 pairs that night alone
10:32
Our foot fiend was taken in for theft,
10:35
but was he white, black, Latino or other?
10:39
That just really sounds like something a white guy would do.
10:43
I'm going to go white with a...
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I'm going to go mix.
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100% white and a quarter Latin.
10:59
The quarter Latin means you got a white and a Latin.
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They steal shoes, do they?
11:14
You remember that president of Philippines?
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She's in their blood.
11:20
They like shoes and stuff like that.
11:21
Who wasn't that threw a shoe at Bush?
11:24
No, that was a Middle Eastern.
11:27
So, it's all right.
11:29
I'm pretty close to along the lines of John there,
11:31
but I don't know about quarter Latina.
11:32
I'm thinking 100% Latina,
11:34
but if you get anywhere south of like Nicaragua.
11:37
I'm thinking of the Butler in the movie The Birdcage.
11:40
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
11:42
They consider shoes in a different way than a lot of us do.
11:45
He was in Guatemala.
11:48
The one that tripped when he walked.
11:50
He just couldn't walk in shoes.
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There is a difference.
11:57
You've seen the movie though, right?
12:01
We got guesses all over the board.
12:03
Well, this week we went international,
12:06
y'all, 28-year-old Shosato of Tokyo, Japan.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I'll give you a point.
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Yeah, let's go ahead and give it to him anyway.
12:21
I was thinking that too.
12:21
I've been telling you this for years though, John.
12:23
Turley knows his Asian.
12:26
That comes up a lot in your conversation.
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He said it's two-thirds Asian.
12:34
Well, it is a smart school, John.
12:36
Ah, that's what it is.
12:39
I'm too dumb to think about that.
12:44
Turley's like our Asian whisperer.
12:47
You guys hear a real quick side story.
12:49
They've changed the, you know what the ABC song is?
12:53
They've changed it now because the
12:55
American kids can't come up with LMNOP.
13:00
Can't come up with what's that mean?
13:01
They cannot figure it out.
13:02
So now it's, they slowed it down.
13:04
So it's, I'll have to, I'm not going to sing it to you,
13:07
but trust me, they've changed the ABC song.
13:10
So you got Chinese kids that are learning, you know,
13:13
theoretical math and our kids can't do LMNOP.
13:25
I could do another.
13:28
So Joe Hasner wants to play Jeopardy.
13:32
Now he can win stuff, but the whole point is you guys are
13:35
going to try to prevent him from winning any JCW merch.
13:38
That's the whole point of this.
13:43
Joe, are you there?
13:46
So go ding, ding, ding.
13:48
Is that, that's your buzzer to be the first one.
13:52
Just whoever says ding first is the buzzer.
13:58
Must be time to test the Intellectual Pop Culture IQ of our
14:00
own John Clay Wolf Show crew.
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And Joe, one of your categories.
14:04
Category one is no return required musical one hit wonders.
14:09
And category two, have you tried it?
14:12
Fast food oddities over the years.
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In category one, we go question one.
14:17
But like, so in the fast food oddities,
14:19
we have to name the fast food or name the place.
14:22
Arts, well, we'll just know when we have to answer the question.
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Let's play Jeopardy.
14:27
Question one, this soul artist only top five hit featured
14:31
an uncredited vocal by Michael Jackson.
14:33
The soul mean black.
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On a song called Somebody's Watching Me.
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You got some soul in your.
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That's the voice, ain't it?
14:49
Question two, in 1983, thanks to heavy play on MTV,
14:53
this guy in East British vocalist scored a number two hit
14:56
with his groove rock classic, Electric Avenue.
15:02
Who is Eddie Grant?
15:04
See, you're DJing when the songs are out there.
15:06
I was on the radio.
15:07
That's why he knows they'll be here.
15:09
No, but John, listen, John's got a music head, too.
15:12
I had Eddie, but I didn't have Grant.
15:14
That was a great video.
15:15
Question three, first recorded in 1957
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and revived as part of the Dirty Dancing soundtrack
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in the 80s, Love is Strange was the single hit recorded
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Can you sing it for us?
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That's the first guy.
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Joe, do you have the name of the artist?
15:47
Who is Mickey and Sylvia?
15:49
And Sylvia into category two, question one, the Thousand Island
15:53
type secret sauce at McDonald's created in 1967
15:57
has only ever been officially available on this menu on track.
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Hey, what is a Big Mac?
16:05
In the question to this American island,
16:07
what is the secret sauce at Bronco burger?
16:11
Big Mac and mustard.
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Question two, this American fast food franchise founded
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in 1940 still features this original, a steak finger basket
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What is Dairy Queen?
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Man, you know your food, don't you?
16:26
It must be lunchtime.
16:27
Actually, the question was,
16:29
I said, what is Dairy Queen?
16:31
This American fast food.
16:33
That's close enough.
16:33
That's close enough.
16:37
That's close enough.
16:37
Well, I wrote what is a country basket?
16:40
That's not what you said.
16:41
You said this restaurant.
16:42
I know, but the rest of the question
16:43
still features this original, a steak finger basket with fries.
16:49
Don't sleep on their tacos.
16:52
In to question three, if you want your In-N-Out burger
16:55
to include a mustard grilled patty, pickles, extra sauce,
16:58
and grilled onions, Joe.
17:01
What is Animal Fry?
17:04
Back to category one, this culture club,
17:06
a like English group scored their first and only U.S.
17:09
single with a song featuring the lyric,
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You're too shy, shy, hush, hush, I do I.
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What is Khashogugu?
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Any saying it with that Versace?
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Just the right age.
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Question two, this futuristic song by The Buggles
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was a worldwide novelty.
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I think I missed it.
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Video killed the radio star.
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What is video killed the radio star?
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Now we give it to him.
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Speak to me in jeopardies.
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John is up three to two.
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Verse JD and Joe and pre-k have one.
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That was the first video on MTV.
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Yeah, absolutely correct.
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Category two, chicken franchise giant KFC
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debuted this sandwich on April Fool's Day in 2010
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featuring two fried chicken fillets
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as opposed to buns containing bacon,
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cheese, and its own DJ pre-k.
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Soul food by pre-k.
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What is the double down?
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And this is double jeopardy, by the way.
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Yeah, so that's three points for pre-k.
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All right, here's our last question, kids.
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Much like the double down, Taco Bell
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had a big Southern regional hit with this menu item
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replacing the traditional taco shell
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with crispy fried chicken
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and filling it with lettuce, tomatoes, cheese,
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and avocado ranch sauce.
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Now, you're asking for the, what the wrap?
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Are you asking what the wrapping?
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Was it the naked taco?
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That was a sea biscuit ending right there.
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Man, right at the end.
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Coming up on the final turn down the back stretch.
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I know my fried chicken.
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Three pointer from half court.
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Eight hundred, eight hundred, seven, two, three, four.
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Man, we're doing a good job
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of keeping people winning the merch there, John, every time.
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The whole idea, huh?
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That was a lot of fun.
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That's the most fun I'm going to have this week.
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I don't know if Rob's got these hats up on the merch side
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and we have an artist working on a whole new set of merch,
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That's a cool hat, though.
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Literally, I was wearing a gas monkey sturges hat,
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and I would notice myself wearing it all the time
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I'm sending them, I need to promote my own brand,
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but I like his hat.
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So I just told his lady,
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make me a hat just like you made for him.
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Do me one of those.
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With my stuff on it.
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It's a great-looking hat.
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And then when it showed up, he's like,
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well, that's my hat.
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I'm like, no, now it's my hat.
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It makes me want to talk to you like Kevin Bacon in JFK.
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Well, that's a good-looking hat, Mr. Gals.
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So I stole Rollins' hat designer to design
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and design to design my hat.
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That's exactly the logo from the Dallas Police Department.
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Oh, everybody's stealing everything.
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It says, Dallas Police cross the top and department
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across the bottom, and there's a star in the middle.
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Well, star is not Texas.
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It's not Texas, but it's a logo.
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How about the douche hat where it says Dallas upside down?
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What's that all about?
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Everybody's wearing that.
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I think it's a fraternity thing.
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Somebody started in-
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Those back with Dallas hats are for quits.
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This hat here though, Mr. Gals,
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Hey, they ever let me out of here?
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I'm gonna come over and see you with that hat.
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That's a good-looking hat.
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I might go so far as to say it's a track.
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What's wrong with you?
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Hey, our video from Barrett Jackson
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will be going up on our YouTube in two minutes,
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If you will grab it, it sounds stupid,
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The more people that watch it in the beginning,
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it really scores what YouTube is gonna do
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and how much they're gonna push it out
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for other people to look at.
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It changes the dynamics of-
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You know when you put a video out
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and you get 100 views,
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or you put a video out and you get 500,000 views?
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That first 10 minutes is crazy important.
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Even if you don't like it,
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just leave it on for a minute.
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