#530 John Clay Wolfe Show 11.15.25

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It's a beautiful Saturday morning, November 15th.

The weather couldn't be better than it is. This is nice.

We're having a party here in this little town of Walnut Springs, Texas, a car show.

And just kind of an overall party. And I was shocked to see how many cars are already here at 7.30 in the morning when I was driving through.

Already.

Guys are already in the bar because you can't drink all day if you don't start with.

First thing in the morning.

First thing in the morning. That's right. That's right. That's right.

Good morning, Albert. We even have Eileen Gonzalez in from Cuba.

He found some expresso is what you were looking for. That's good. That's good.

I don't know if you knew that what, you know, Eileen came over on the raft as a child.

Right.

And then he renamed himself because he was getting too much press.

So, so he changed his name and he works for GiveMeTheVin.

And he's our Miami manager.

But I outed him because the real Eileen Gonzalez is if you want to come and make donations to Eileen Gonzalez, he's here in the house.

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JD, is the do you have your light on or do you have your makeup right?

My makeup is correct. I can do that in the dark though.

I've been doing it for 40 years.

I don't know why the light's not on here.

I just didn't know how.

We've never done the show here live at the Rattlesnake Roadhouse.

This is very cool.

This feels like when we were in Baton Rouge at the shed, the LSU Bama Game.

That's what this feels like.

And it's about the same early morning turnout.

Right. It's about area.

There's tons of people in the street though.

You see?

Yeah, there's a lot of people in the street.

And we've got, we've got, I don't know what we've got for breakfast.

I know we have breakfast.

I know we have Bloody Marys.

I know we're all set up.

Charlie, you haven't been down here yet.

So you're getting screwed.

Yeah, I have not seen the turnout.

And you need to turn me down.

Because it's feeding back.

Rob, are you running the mix?

Yeah.

Yeah, he's pretty heavy.

I saw your video.

Looks like there's a crowd already out there.

Cars lined up.

The early birds.

Hell, there was people at 7.30 last night asking where to park their cars.

Early.

Yes.

Awesome.

Yeah, I think there's going to be 400 cars.

Normally, the pre-reg is you could double it on the day of.

So we've got, we went around and mapped out the car show coordinators and mapped

out all the different lots.

I think it's going to be just.

Yeah.

Trailer parking.

If you're driving to the event right now, trailer parking is at the football stadium.

Okay.

It's a six-man stadium.

Yeah.

So don't blink.

Don't blink.

You might miss it.

And let me explain how big the town of Walnut Springs, Texas is.

I tell people, have you ever seen Blazing Saddles?

This is like Rock Ridge.

It's about, it's about two blocks of old buildings, but the six-man football team this year had

to disband before homecoming.

So their homecoming game was an alumni flag football game.

Do you know why they had to disband, JD?

Why?

The six-man football team?

Why?

No.

Because they had an injury.

It's not a joke.

It's the damn truth.

One man down.

Two men down.

Two men.

Two injuries they had to cancel the six-man football team.

You know, one thing also I was talking to the guy on the school board yesterday is they've

lost a lot of students.

All these schools hadn't.

I did not realize.

Did you know that the state, I don't know if the state of Texas Service National

is paying parents to homeschool their kids now?

So the money that they were spending on for the ISD, and I don't know, I don't

know the exacts.

I don't know the terms.

You guys might know.

You can call in and tell us.

Now you're getting paid to keep your kids home.

I have no idea.

That's going to be a big deal.

That's a big deal.

I got to get me some kids.

No, you don't.

How about if you got kids?

Oh, yeah.

I had no idea.

I had no idea either.

There's paying people to keep their kids home.

To homeschool.

So I don't know what you have to go through.

I don't know if you have to go through a class or how it gets set up.

Oh, I'm sure it's a process.

Yeah, I bet it's not that hard.

I bet you're right.

What's going on with the Lone Star cards?

I don't know.

No, it was a bet.

The ABT cards.

Yeah.

Snap.

Snap cards.

Well, that's coming back.

Everybody's going to get their snap benefits.

What Trump is saying is, however, they're going to actually make everybody come back in,

reapply.

That way they can check people.

They can also check them for drugs and alcohol.

How do you check someone for drugs and alcohol?

Yeah.

I pass that.

Well, drugs are easier because they stay in your system longer.

So you basically have people come in every 30 days and get checked.

Oh, they're going to make a drug test.

That's what I heard.

From who?

From the government.

USAPatriot.com.

Okay, so to get back on Snap on food assistance.

That's what I've heard.

You're going to have to pass a drug test.

I have no idea.

That's just, again, remember, everything we get from the internet,

so it could be totally false.

Right.

Or it could be from, you know, someplace Bob gets his news MSNBC,

which could be false.

Oh, here we go.

Rachel Meadow.

Oh, wait a minute.

He just popped me with the Patriots.org.

Come on.

That was a joke.

So was I.

So, okay, are the benefits turned back on?

Yes.

Yeah.

The government's back on.

The government's back open.

It's time to get the air traffic controllers back in the towers.

That just doesn't happen overnight.

And then, but really, I mean, the air traffic control system is back to 100% on me.

Now, it's time for Plain Talk with your captain, J.D. Ryan.

J.D. Ryan.

I watched the air traffic control.

There's a website where you can watch the flow yesterday.

I was back to almost 100%.

I could have very few delays.

Chicago had some midday, but that can happen any given day.

That could be weather.

That could be a lot of things.

But as far as the air traffic controllers back in the tower,

they are coming back and they are back.

That's a damn relief.

Yeah.

Because you don't fly anywhere.

Well, I haven't in a while since I went to Florida.

Kind of put me off a bit.

What did the TSA?

The TSA?

Did they?

Oh, the TSA.

You don't like going through TSA?

No.

I mean, I walk in there and I'm sad.

I left my firearm at home.

Smart man.

But I walk in there.

I've known people that haven't.

I do it so seldom.

I'm not acclimated to the experience of having people in uniform.

Go through your stuff.

Yeah.

And I feel guilty as soon as I walk in there of something.

I'm like, oh, my God.

I think everybody in the world that goes through TSA feels guilty.

While your stuff's being looked at, you're like, what have I done?

Where have I?

What could be in there?

Why aren't they?

And then the guy looks up at you while they're looking at the X-ray and goes,

uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

What's your stuff over here?

My overnight kit.

You know, there's some 40 years ago cocaine still in my overnight kit.

In fact, I carry it after shaving, underarm, and I don't use that stuff.

No.

It starts to carry the case.

Right.

Just in case.

Have you ever tried to sneak a little something, something?

You know, maybe a little weed, edibles, something like that.

No, on an airplane?

Yeah, just, you know, you kind of stuff it in your suitcase,

maybe wrap it up and put it in a sock and then put it in your

underwear and hide it real good.

My God.

I asked Brandy if she wanted to go to California with me the other

day.

You know, you suck at your job.

And she said, well, I haven't been out there in five years, like I know,

but you're like in charge of recon and stuff.

Would it be a good idea for you to come out there and spend a couple

of days on them if they're working?

Yeah.

Well, I guess so.

I hadn't been by the pot store in a while.

Now, we can bring it home on your plane, right?

Just don't do it right.

Of course, just load it up with, with, in.

It's still illegal.

Huge bags.

It's a chance of getting caught or slow or slimmer.

Yeah.

Anytime.

Ask, ask what's Ron White who got caught with marijuana on his

plane because his pilots turned him in.

Really?

Yes, they did because they were, they got tired of him smoking

it on board because then it's in their system.

So they're like, don't smoke on the airplane.

He would smoke on the airplane.

Finally, the pilots just went, hey, if you guys want to

meet us at the terminal when we taxi in, maybe have a dog

ready.

That's all we're going to say.

And they did.

And he got busted.

Wow.

Yeah.

True story.

The guy from Whistlin Diesel, which you might not be

familiar with.

He just got arrested yesterday for not paying tax on a

Ferrari.

Okay.

We'll catch that in more when we come back.

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Year, make model miles average, rough or clean,

which I see on plenty of people's shirts today.

And there's actually a dog.

There is.

There's a dog.

Look, if you got the camera on that, if you go to

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I put it up on my Facebook.

My name's John Clay Wolf.

This is the show.

We will be back live from the Rattlesnake Roadhouse

in Walnut Springs, Texas, just a minute.

Out for the car.

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

Jacqueline in Sugarland, Texas.

Good morning.

You're on the air.

What you got?

Hi.

I have a 2009 Toyota Camry.

It has like, it needs to be changed to sport plugs.

It's really nice, exterior and the inside is leather.

How many miles are on it?

The dashboard has been changed.

What?

How many miles are on it?

Over 280,000.

Only 280,000.

Oh, golly.

Sounds pretty sexy, Jacqueline.

Oh, you're getting me hot early in the morning.

Is it a good 280?

Is there anything wrong with it at all?

Yes, a little bit.

It makes some types of noise, but I'm not sure

exactly what it is.

I took this thing that reads what's wrong with it,

like a reader, and he says it needs to change the spark plugs.

Well, tell me about the noise.

Can you recreate the noise?

Because I can diagnose it just by hearing you do it.

I don't want to wake up my dad.

No, no, no, no.

We don't need you to do that.

So is it like clunk of the clunk of the ear?

Ba-ba-ba-ba.

Just tell me what it sounds like.

Ba-ba-ba-ba.

And where is that coming from?

I don't hear it inside, only I hear it outside.

You know what I mean?

So it's not like from the window motor.

So when you're outside the car, you hear a tap, tap, tap, tap?

Yes, but when I'm inside, I don't hear anything.

Well, give me one more.

There's three different types of taps that 08, 09 Camrys have on the outside.

And I need to hear you do it as well as you can do it

so I can figure out if it's the expensive tap,

the not so expensive tap, or the almost free tap.

I don't know.

You want me to...

I want you to impersonate the noise real clearly.

I'm listening closely so I can diagnose it

so I can put a number on this car.

What do you hear?

I can't...

Come on, Jacqueline, you can do better.

I don't know.

Oh, wow.

Jacqueline's obviously never been a topless dancer.

She's a little shy.

A what?

A topless dancer.

I'm not a topless dancer.

Me? I'm 38.

I said you've never been a topless dancer.

You're very shy.

Correct.

I'm very shy and timid.

What do you do for a living?

I don't want to talk about that right now.

Are you a teacher?

I'm trying to get a cartwheeler...

What?

Are you a teacher?

No, I'm a boy right now,

but I'm trying to get a dealership license.

Okay.

Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap.

Jacqueline,

don't spend all this at the same place,

but I'll give you $500 for it.

No, no, I'm sorry.

Thank you.

You're doing me a favor, Jacqueline.

Don't apologize to me.

I'm thankful.

It's all good.

We'll be back in just a minute.

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Jacqueline gets to keep her car.

We get to keep her $500.

And there'll be another day to fight

for the Toyota Camry with the tap, tap, tap, tap.

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This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

Yeah, that's what I said.

Live and live and live

at the Rattlesnake Roadhouse.

It's the second annual Rattlin' Roll

going on right now.

I did this.

You poke me all the time.

You poke at me all the time.

I mean, just God bless.

How about a countdown or something?

I didn't know either.

I suddenly found it, so I said John.

Ham on the radio, stop calling me.

Just turn it on 925.

Everybody's coming up

wanting to poke and talk.

I need to know where to.

There's a lot of people in town.

There's a lot.

A ton more people in town.

This is a great scene, man.

We've never done breakfast in here.

We've never opened early like this

in here. This is pretty cool.

This place is going to be packed today.

Come to Walnut Springs, Texas.

Rattlin' Roll Car Show today.

Get in the car. Austin, hop in the car.

We're two hours away. Dallas,

we're an hour and a half away. Fort Worth, we're an hour away.

Y'all can figure it out. It's 12 miles south

of Glenrose and there are going to be

more beautiful cars here and more good times.

The weather is incredible. You go to

walnutspringsrally.com

Scroll to the very, very bottom

and you'll see the touring roads.

The scenic roads to get here.

It's gorgeous.

If you want to trailer your car in, park it

at the high school football stadium here in town.

We're in the rattlesnake road house

right here in the middle

of town.

Balsky canteen is across the street.

The car show lineup is right next to us.

The GMTV garage is right down there.

The killer cars here.

Rollins is bringing his sinister

Chevelle that just left.

We got a crowd here that just left SEMA.

It's coming straight from Vegas to here.

Chip Foos will be here in about two hours.

Dennis God bless. Dennis Collins will be here.

What's going on?

I mean, JD, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

JD fell down.

JD fell off the stage. Joe Biden.

He's all right. Thank you very much.

He did have a birthday, so he's getting old here.

Hey, hey, Mike.

You don't want to know it yesterday?

What was yesterday?

How did it go?

It was amazing. Fantastic.

Send us 94.

I don't look 94.

I don't care about my birthday at all.

I don't either.

I could give a rat's ass about my birthday.

I'm with you. I would rather not have a birthday.

Just because everybody wants to talk about it.

I don't care.

I'm with you. Totally with you.

I'm here because they send this email out for the company.

If everybody's birthday for the month,

I even ask them one year, please take my name off that.

Now the birthday week thing I do,

where you do a little bit here and a little bit there

over a week, that's cool.

That's with your family. Yeah.

But shutting down for a birthday?

I mean, I've had 50 of them, dude. I'm good.

Let me tell you something, man.

When your birthday is Christmas Eve, like me,

you're not noticed doing that birthday week thing.

In fact, I do like a two and a half week thing.

20 days.

My name's John Clay. Well, I mean, that was a short segment.

No, no, no, that was just the birthday music for JD.

That's all. Oh, okay.

Oh, thank you, Mike.

Yes, happy birthday to you. Six minutes.

How much time? Six minutes, JD.

We got six minutes to talk about

and celebrate your birth.

Yes, everybody.

Happy birthday, JD.

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees

came in last week and they were pretty cool.

Did you see any of this?

Jim Carrey did

an excellent speech inducting Sound Garden

in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

and he had the little girl

who played one of the

the little girl in the Grinch

who stole Christmas. He's all grown up now.

What's her name? Something.

Who? She has her own

band. Of course she does.

Called the Pretty Wreckless.

Right. And she sang

the song. Listen to this speech from Jim Carrey.

It's cool. It's

at one point Mary Lou Who or something.

After the show, they handed me

what is to this day one of my

most prized possessions.

The Fender Telecaster, Chris played

on the show.

Signed by the whole band.

Pay no attention to the burn marks

on the pit guard.

Someone backstage

was playing with

matches.

What's your

God?

What's your

God?

What's your

God?

What's your

God?

So that was David Letterman

inducted Warren Zeevon.

Most people know from

Warrows of London.

He did some other cool stuff and wrote a lot of songs that other artists made famous.

This is David Letterman talking

Because Yvonne gave him what she handed to the lead guitars to the killers for them to

play the songs.

It's got 1.2.

The last time I saw Warren, after the show, Warren goes up to his dressing room.

He's got a guitar there that he's used every time he's appeared on our show.

He picks up the guitar and he puts it in the guitar case.

He hands it to me and he says, take care of this for me.

So for 22 years I have taken care of the guitar.

This is the guitar right here.

Tonight it's going back to work.

I'm hiding in Honduras.

I'm a desperate man.

Who's this guy?

Warren Zivon.

I love Warren Zivon.

He's got all your guns and money.

That's the killers doing a Warren Zivon song.

They had a good time at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Paul Rogers could not make the deal.

Instead he made a little video message that they played for us.

Cut 1.3.

That night I went to a dance and I heard a record by little Richard.

Good girl, I miss my early.

I thought to myself, I'm going to follow that music and find out all about it.

Now I find myself being inducted into the brotherhood and sisterhood of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

with our band by company.

From the desiderata, whatever your labors and aspirations in the noisy confusion of life,

keep peace with your soul.

It is still a beautiful world.

My prayer for us is that we all choose love.

Thank you.

Paul Rogers Bad Company, good to see you.

I hate those feel good speeches.

Just telling you shut up.

Oh yeah.

You're going to get about 30% of that at the Rock and Roll Hall.

The damn British.

It is the feel good.

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, right?

All you need is love and all that.

Other inductees this year,

Chubby Checker, Joe Cocker, Cindy Lauper got in.

Outcast.

Is she a lesbian?

Oh, most assuredly.

I don't even have to ask her.

Soundgarden and the White Stripes Jack and McRoy.

Now, they were not brother, sister and sister.

That was a racket.

That wasn't true.

Right.

I just want to make sure you knew.

They were a damn good post-punk group though.

Yep.

You know.

They can make a lot of music with two instruments.

Yeah.

Hey, Scott, you're a pretty handy guy.

We had Scott come in from Vegas.

He's one of our listeners.

Yeah.

Pilot Scott.

Pilot Scott, could you take a crack?

No, no, no, no, no.

The roll up door.

The big one.

They'll do it, Scott.

It's a trick.

Big one.

It's so beautiful outside, dude.

I mean, it's kind of dark in here.

And I want to feel that air.

I mean, this is like this day, the weather.

Yep.

I don't think it could be better.

And it could not possibly be.

I don't think it could be better.

I got scared last weekend.

They were talking about some kind of a swirl coming out of the Gulf.

Oh, yeah.

And that's as the week went on, chances got less and less.

And now we're in the clear, man.

It's going to be beautiful.

Sunny, clear in 82.

Perfect.

Ken and Houston.

Good morning.

You're on the air.

Hey, good morning, John.

Hey.

Just talking with Pre-K here.

You know, 2025 is trying times for everybody.

We could use more Reverend Charles and a little less Satan.

So maybe the Rev could say a prayer.

Thank you for that beautiful weather you all got today.

There you go.

Thank you.

Reverend Charles.

I know you're down there having a morning margarita.

I thought we were drinking Bloody Mary's, Reverend.

This is what the Paulie Paul Run The Boss says

is a virgin margarita.

I saw him make it.

It was not a virgin.

It's only got Praise God, J.D. Grand.

Margarita holding my hand.

Yeah.

It's only got four ounces of vodka.

Four ounces?

Ah.

But it is after 6.30 in the morning.

Praise Lord.

At that business hour.

Praise Lord.

Working Reverend like myself.

You know, children's let us pray.

God.

Lord Lord.

Thank you for the weather.

You thank you for wonderful biscuits of gravy in the morning time.

It's good.

The coffee tastes fine.

John Clay and J.D. Grand's doing live show up on stage.

And Bobo.

I don't know about Bobo.

Are you doing the prayer for the show and the whole thing?

Is that what we're doing?

Yeah.

I worry about Bobo all the time.

I do too.

You know, this boy ain't right.

He is right.

Reverend Charles.

Here's a tin just to make sure you do a good job.

Make sure to give it to the congregation, not yourself.

You should give it to Bobo.

Tell him to get a haircut.

He ain't looking so Christian no more.

Come down.

Anyway, Lord.

Jesus had long hair.

John had him pinned upon my prayer.

All I was saying was, please, God, bless the people come to the rattlesnake.

Bless the rattlesnake roadhouse itself.

And please, please, dear Jesus, Lord.

Lord, Lord.

Don't let nothing happen to none of the cars.

No.

That's important.

And the car show.

Sake him in.

Hallelujah.

You'll call me a business gravy.

Lord, Lord.

Hallelujah.

Sir, how much time have I got?

Let's get Sumer on us next, because we have to go to break.

I mean, okay.

Sir, mine is hanging tight from the Appalachian Trail.

We're going to go to break.

We'll be right back.

We're going to play a different song in every town that we're in.

All 60 stations of carriers across the country.

Good morning, America.

We're not going to play this song.

They're going to play this song.

If I was picking the music, Ramford Charles, you'd know it'd be good.

Oh, no.

So don't call here.

We'll be right back.

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This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

And we're back live at the Rattlesnake Roadhouse.

Good morning, everybody.

We've got a crowd here this morning.

We're getting ready for this car show.

There's people in the town.

The town is filling up as fun.

Get your ass on the road if you want to come out here and have a great day.

In Walnut Springs, Texas.

Go to walnutspringsrally.com.

Chip Fuss, Richard Rollins, Dennis Collins.

They're all going to be here in a little bit.

Speech and pediment, Terrence.

People don't like him, by the way.

Some people don't like him.

Terrence, you know, I have a lot of people complaining about your part on the radio.

I have a lot of people complaining about your part on the radio show.

And it really upset me.

Oh, I don't see why.

I think by mistake, I sent the cards,

you know, like business cards thing,

the John Clay Wolf Show, and at that time,

Joan Jett and the Black Horts,

Billy Otto will come and surprise us.

Regular news.

Well, anyway, I'll talk about snap benefits.

I think speech impediment here

might have a little bit of autism

along with a speech impediment, actually.

He jumps.

He's like me, you know,

jump from subject to subject, just boom.

Without turning the blinker on,

just take a hard left to the wall.

Yeah, it's real quick.

You got some news.

Run me through the news updates real quick.

We got to keep moving.

The good news is that the snap, you know, food stamps,

I get text map, it's part snap.

I'm there on the six point four to 72 hours to pick in.

So it's one good news.

What's the bad news?

Well, the bad news is 11 year old got killed in a road break.

Good horse.

Right.

OK, thank you.

Just lost him.

We lost speech impediment here.

That is bad news.

It's time for Florida news.

All right.

Florida news with your own JD.

You want to do that?

We can do it.

From North America's own land down under,

it's time for Sunshine State news with your certified

lifeguard, JD Ryan.

OK, so this week, an officer in Tampa

pulled over a 21 year old woman.

She was clocked at 107 miles an hour.

She was in a big hurry.

So what do you do?

The name is a Yasmin Irozo.

So what do you do when you get caught doing 107 miles an hour?

What's the first thing you would do?

Call your local radio station and explain to them

why you got stopped.

That's what she did.

I'm kind of brave.

There's a little feeble up the street from my house

and where I was going to go jogging.

And so I was speeding in a closed at 12.

So I literally had like 15 minutes to get there.

It didn't even feel like 107.

It's just like I was driving to get to the, I was hungry.

When they pulled me over, I was like, oh my god,

am I getting pulled over?

And by the time I get to look to the back,

he's already like, I didn't even

get to go like into a gas station.

I didn't even pull over.

He literally got me in the middle of the road

and I was like going at a green light.

And he got to my window and was like, get out.

Speeding, speeding for pizza, pizza.

She was 107 miles an hour to get her a pizza.

Pizza, pizza.

A 17-year-old drove onto a golf course.

He had a lot of golf courses.

Not just Maravago, Bob, but a lot of them.

And did some donuts, did $160,000 in damages.

Here's the Lucia Sheriff, Mike Chitwood,

talking about the crime.

The vehicle entered the second hole here at Venetian Bay

golf course.

And they basically destroyed 7,000 square feet

of the second hole, causing about $160,000 in damage.

And based on LPR evidence, anonymous tips,

we were able to get the person who

drove the truck onto the greens, Keller Atkins,

17-year-old Atlantic High School student,

confessed to causing the damage because they were bored.

I didn't think there was anything else to do with 2.30

in the morning.

I'll use a line that my grandmother relayed on me.

Nothing good happens after 10 o'clock at night.

Amen to that, Lucia County.

It's what I know what to do, Bob.

Really boring.

Bored.

And I had my friend Tommy with me.

Oh, this is the driver of the car.

Hey, the 17-year-old's donor.

My girlfriend is not my girlfriend,

but I wanted my girlfriend Jessica.

Jessica was with you in the car.

So we borrowed my uncle Butch's pickup truck.

You're an uncle Butch's truck.

He didn't loan it to us, but we borrowed it.

He borrowed it.

You know what we found in the glove box?

What you found in the glove box?

Uncle Butch's box of weed.

Weed?

And we got high at the golf course.

That's when the spinning around the golf course

sounded like a good idea.

I got excited, man.

It did.

Guess what?

Guess what happened?

Jessica got excited.

Oh, no.

Get it.

Get it, you can stop.

We tore that mother up, man.

I get you, I get you.

Hey, Jacqueline's back for redemption.

Remember the one that couldn't make the sounds of the car?

Oh, you're a father.

Yeah.

She wants to sing us some Britney Spears.

There are no more.

Jacqueline?

Can I sing now?

Yeah.

Yeah, she should.

Go ahead and sing us some Britney Spears.

OK.

From the bottom of my broken heart,

even my time may find me somebody new.

You were my first love.

You were my true love.

From love to kisses to the day.

Jacqueline, thank you.

Thank you.

Wow.

Sir Minus on the Appalachian Trail.

Awesome, Mo.

Good morning.

Hey, guys, how's it going?

It's early.

Real quick, last week, Sir Minus has been walking.

He's been walking 1,000 miles down the Appalachian Trail

for months.

He calls on the show every week.

You can catch him on Facebook.

It's JCWShowHikesTheAT, I think.

Is that right?

Yeah, the Appalachian Trail, the AT.

Last week, you called in from the trail.

You know, you're out living on the trail.

And you wanted to share some love stories with us.

Yeah.

So go ahead and do that now.

I met this woman back up in Maine.

And she was injured, and she couldn't get on trail.

And so I was like, listen, if you catch up, that'd be cool.

Well, she did catch up.

Her name was Bluebird.

And our first day on the trail together,

we were planning to go up to a mountaintop

so I could wake up and see a sunrise and a sunset

on the mountaintop.

We get up there, can't go down on either side,

have all our water, have to set up camp,

thunderstorm starts.

I have nothing to sleep in, because I'm on a hammock.

Can't sleep on the trees up there.

So she goes, sir, minus, get in the tent.

So I'm in her tent on the first night hanging out with her.

And if it wasn't the weather keeping us up all night,

we would have kept each other up all night.

And for SUC guidelines, I'll just

say the tent walls got washed and had

to get washed out in the next couple of weeks.

You got laid on the Appalachian Trail

by a stoner named, what's her name?

Bluebird.

All right.

If that ain't Stoney, I don't know what it is.

That's for sure, man.

I got laid up in a fire tower up in the mountains

in New Hampshire.

Got laid in a fire tower?

He had a good run.

How many, like a ranger tower, Turley?

Come on.

So how many excursions have you

had on your incursion or whatever it's called?

How many hookups have you had?

Just a handful.

A handful is not a number, my good man.

I'm looking for a number.

I'd say five or six.

The numbers are totally against you out here,

but I beat the odds.

I got 167 miles left.

So you meet these girls and you're walking to the woods

and you pass some girl walking the other way.

Hey, would you like to breed?

Sure.

I'd love to breed.

You know where a fire tower is?

We can go breed in.

Probably not the opening line.

Hey, John, before I lose you, I wanted to check in on you.

I've got a question.

Out of the five excursions with the women,

what is the shortest amount of time

from hello to breeding?

It was the same woman all the, all the times.

Oh, okay.

I thought you pulled five fresh kills out of the woods.

No, no, no, no, that would be like some record setting.

Real quick, what are you gonna say?

John, yeah, I was gonna ask about not to be pushy,

but like on the car thing for driving

to land at a Dallas.

If I do do that, I need to know

so I can refund my flight.

Yeah.

Dude, I don't know.

I mean, I've got a gazillion things going on.

I got thousands of people here today.

You're busting my balls wanting to be a driver.

I'll get there when I get to it.

How about that?

I don't know.

Not to be, you're not to be pushy.

I'm not to be a jerk, but come on.

I mean, I've got people that handle these things.

I don't know.

Next Saturday will be my last day I call in

to see y'all the day before I'm done.

Oh, no, send a note to Bobbo.

He'll get it to somebody.

If we got a card and it needs to be yours.

How do I send a note to Bobbo through Instagram?

I don't, however you've been doing it.

Just JCW show the other day.

Yeah, sir.

Bye.

All right.

Not to be pushy, but I want you to handle

transportation logistics on the radio this morning.

No, we'll be back in a minute.

My name is John Clay Wolf.

This is a JCW show.

Bobbo JD Turley.

I T Rob Pre case back there at the house and myself

in a great crowd here early this Saturday morning.

Come to the rattlesnake roadhouse,

Walnut Springs, Texas.

We are live.

We will be here until noon and then at 1230

Chip Foods Dennis College, Richard Rawlings and myself

will be sitting up here doing a panel, a Q and A

where you can ask Chip or Richard Dennis questions

about the car stuff.

And we're in the middle of a bad ass car show.

There's several hundred cars here today

and I've seen some good stuff roll by the weather

could not be better.

Hop in the car and head this way.

We'll be right back.

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So if they can't hear us, it's no good.

Watch a good other and listen to make sure it's right.

So we'll get it set because this crowd's going to get bigger

and if it doesn't sound good in the crowd, you know, it sucks.

We've done a lot of lives and we've had it

hadn't clapped back.

Speaking of the clapped Bob, have you had any updates

lately?

Yes.

In fact, yeah.

Yeah.

In good shape.

It's kind of a secret thing.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

You know how I am?

Secret.

Yeah.

I can keep them.

I would tell you anything.

What?

Those small town gals.

Yeah.

Hey, John, don't tell anybody.

Like local?

Yeah.

Not here.

Small town.

Well, he completely confessed.

Right.

And now he's trying to switch it on me.

Hang it up.

No.

See, you've got a local one.

Yeah.

Got a liaison.

And Ronald Springs one.

No, no.

A Bowie, Texas.

Bowie, Texas.

All right.

Where is she?

Bowie, Texas.

Where is she?

Bowie.

I mean, why'd she hear?

Oh, I don't.

We're not doing that right now.

Oh.

So this liaison.

Liaison.

Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah.

We get nobody.

Nobody sees us get together and hang.

No, it would be fine.

But at our advanced age and all, you know.

Oh, wait.

That's a weak excuse.

But yes, I'm in good shape.

And no clap.

Well, speaking of women that look like men, man and drag financially apprehended in a string

of porch robberies.

Yes.

This is a rather unique Alabama, Alabama, of course, porch pirate.

Y'all know what that is.

Somebody goes up and steals the packages after UPS or whoever leaves them.

46 year old Todd Bond is his name.

He was caught on camera.

The reason he's unique.

Todd Bond.

The name is Bond.

Todd Bond.

Except it would be more like this.

My name is Todd.

Todd Bond.

He was dressed as a woman.

Well, I guess he thought maybe that no one would recognize him as he dressed like a chick

while he's doing this.

Here's the penny from the Mobile County Sheriff's Office talking about it.

Okay.

Number three, Michael.

Walked up and we placed it in custody.

We looked inside the vehicle.

Lo and behold, we found the original packages that were stolen from here in Mobile.

A couple of things that kind of stuck out to us like I saw this time was A,

what's the vehicle?

And I think B obviously the more important was this person's particular look.

We were trying to understand whether this person was dressing for Halloween or this is the

way they normally dress.

What's wrong with me wearing a dress?

They have, they have, so okay.

He got spotted on somebody's doorbell cam.

Yeah, of course.

And he walks up to the door and he's looking all around.

He's smoking a cigarette.

And this person has at least 15 packages on their door.

Big ones, small ones, you know.

He finishes his smoke, looks around one more time, looks right at the camera, butts his smoke

and starts carrying him out to his vehicle.

So they have, you know, in the far, they have pictures of the vehicle.

They have pictures of the guy.

They know where the packages came from.

And they caught him.

Of course.

Based on the vehicle.

And his dresses.

He was dressed like a lady.

Long, blond hair.

And from far away, he looked like a normal lady.

Bob, we do have some breakfast.

Oh, nearby.

As well as some breakfast at the kitchen.

The Rattlesnake Roadhouse.

We were serious about this.

It sure did.

Thank you very much.

Biscuits and grain.

Thank you so much.

Close up, he doesn't look like a lady in all the guys.

No, no, no, no, no.

Which is damned luck, you know.

That's, that's how that goes.

My favorite story this week.

Joe Walsh is living his best life these days.

Yes.

Wait a minute.

Here we are in Walnut Springs, Texas.

And one of these days, this street,

because I'm in front of the Rattlesnake right here,

will be named John Clay Wolfway.

No, it won't.

Yes, it will.

Joe Walsh is having his street in his hometown

of Wichita, Kansas, named after him.

Joe did actually a sweet little sentimental song

called Where I Grew Up about his hometown.

Here's part of it.

Cut number two.

Wasn't a lot there to see.

Never heard of Joe Walsh, by the way.

He's going to turn 78 next week.

His father, this is kind of a wild story.

Lieutenant Robert Newton Fiddler was a pilot

in the U.S. Air Force, died in a mid-air collision

while flying his Lockheed F-80 shooting star

during maneuvers over Okinawa, July 22nd, 1949.

I never knew that about Joe Walsh.

I loved it when we had him on the show.

That was like seven years ago.

He was great.

Great interview.

One of my favorite famous people in the world, I think.

Joe Walsh?

Yeah.

That night, we went and saw Joe Walsh,

and you took that big old drag off of that reefer.

Oh, yeah.

And then you passed out on the front row,

and the medic said to come get you

and carry you to the little ER.

Yeah.

That was an interesting outro.

Thank goodness I made it through the Joe Walsh show,

but bad company was almost over.

You had turned to go,

and this wasn't three minutes after you walked away.

Because I walked back, so I leave early.

We could smell pot the whole show.

We could smell it, but we don't know where.

Get out of here.

Right.

So you're walking away,

and I finally spotted the guy behind me in two rows.

Just one seat over, and I go,

Hey, man.

Hey, man, it's fair.

Yeah.

He hands it to him.

Oh.

Give it back.

He's huge.

You just held your breath.

And I'm holding it.

I'm holding it.

Well, that's what he used to have to do,

but the pot is so strong now.

You know, he didn't want to hold onto it.

He didn't have to hold it.

It's muscle memory.

Right.

Hold it.

You got to hold it.

The past clean out, man.

Face busted, broke my glasses.

Lay there.

I didn't lay there long.

I think it might have been like a 30-second thing.

This is not a fake story.

No, this is very real.

And I woke up.

And it was like during the big,

what do you call it, the end?

Yeah, it was during the,

he was playing bad company.

They were playing bad company.

Oh, no.

And there were girls,

like rock and roll girls saying,

oh, are you okay in that part?

It was really good.

And then the wheelchair was there immediately.

I think you made up the door part.

Immediately.

I'm the grumple and you're getting

all that on the wheelchair.

You hothead.

They're wheeling me out up the concourse

and they have to,

that stretch that runs between the lawn

and the reserve seating where we were.

We were on the front row for that show.

They're wheeling me out

and Paul and I are singing,

bad company.

To the day I die.

Listen to you go.

And I swear to God.

Here we go.

I'm rolling by and I'm going,

yeah, Paul Rogers.

And he's got one foot up on the piano stool

and he's playing like he does.

He does like that.

He looks right at you.

Right at me.

He does like that.

Rock on, Paul Rogers.

Like a rock and roll point.

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We're very happy how the weather is.

This is going to be a great day.

If you're in the Metroplex,

put Walnut Springs in your map

and bring your ass because this is a good one.

Chip Foots is going to be here in a little bit.

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Brent, you've got a sexy car.

17 Ford Escape with 75,000 miles.

How do you keep the ladies off of you?

Hello?

Brent, in Lake Weather, Brent,

I said you've got a very sexy car.

How do you keep the ladies off of you?

One more time.

I've got to take care of my buddy's friends, man.

They're dying on me, so I've got to take care of their wives.

Okay, we've got a 17 Ford Escape

with 75,000 miles.

Is it one of your buddy's friends that passed away?

Yes.

Okay, so are you calling on behalf of the widow?

I am, yes.

Okay, so...

She was going to go to Car Fire or somewhere like that.

I said, well, let's give John a call first.

You know?

I gotcha.

Escape, you don't know if it's two-wheel-drive or four-wheel-drive.

You probably don't know what trim level it is, do you?

No, it's two-wheel-drive.

It's a pretty middle-of-the-road car.

It's a pretty middle-of-the-road.

I wouldn't, you know, just average, I'd say.

Um...

I think it's a $7,500 rig.

Let me check something real quick.

Okay.

Yeah, put me down for like...

Put me down for...

$6,500.

Well, I'll do it, John.

Thank you, man.

Thank you.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Heath, you got a 22 Sierra, 2500 AT-4 Duramax with 70.

It's been deleted.

We want 60. That car will not do 60 with 70,000 miles on it.

Deleted or not deleted.

Okay, what's the market?

I don't know, it's going out right now.

About 10,000 back of that.

Okay.

There's been a price adjustment.

There's just been a price adjustment in the...

Over the past six weeks, go to gimmethevend.com and load it up and we will take a look.

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Be right back live from the Rattlesnake Roadhouse in Walnut Springs, Texas.

Lionsgate has released the first trailer for Michael,

the upcoming biopic about Michael Jackson.

And like Jackson, it starts out very dark but ends in a much lighter tone.

I just walked outside to take a glance at the show and the...

It's busy, dude.

Really?

Okay.

It looks good.

Lucky 7, their bikes, Struckers, their bikes, the cars are way, way better than they were last year.

I do need to...

Y'all want to feel like you're at the public swimming pool?

Sure.

Whoever's driving the 10-year-old Lexus RX license plate GT9OWA with a Florida Beach sticker on it,

please move your car.

We're not putting Lexus' dailies out front.

We got to park the regular cars.

You got to put the regular cars off the beaten path.

We're keeping the front for the pretty stuff.

Yeah, come on.

Come on, man.

Come on.

Whoever's driving GT90 Whiskey Juliet, please move your car.

I didn't do like they normally do.

If you don't, it will be towed.

It will be towed.

I don't want to tow anybody's cars.

I want you to move it.

We can't have regular stuff.

There's too much pretty out there.

I was only leaving it near by because I've got my pet monkeys in the car.

And he's got a noise barrier finicky.

I got to breathe.

And I've got to find him some avocados.

Avocados and little peaches.

This is funny.

You want to meet my monkey?

I'd love to.

I'd love to walk because I've got to move my car.

Oh, we have some dogs.

His name is Bohemus.

Bohemus.

I did not know that.

You know who we haven't talked to in a while.

And I'd love a quick political update from Rush Limbaugh.

Are you here at the...

I just saw him.

He was at the bar.

He's here.

You need...

Rob, will you get Rush some Oxycontin so he talks to us like it's almost over?

John.

Yes.

They are back.

What a beautiful political scene we've got going on there.

I think there's a lot of MAGA down here.

Finally.

It's America first.

What do you think?

Nationwide.

It's happening.

It is.

I told Karl Rove.

Yeah.

Back in 1979.

We were sharing Bulldogs.

Bulldogs.

And Oxycontin.

Of course.

And they were playing.

You know it's hard to play chess when you're on Oxycontin.

I bet it is.

Every piece is a queen.

You know what I'm saying?

I get it.

Karl Rove loved that joke.

I was telling Karl Rove, look.

What?

Karl.

And he was only 34 at the time.

Yeah.

What you do is you get on the air and you do what I'm doing.

And if you get just three or four outlets like that, it'll take off like fire.

Sure.

Because most people are tired of all these quotas and giveaways.

That's not America.

No, it's not.

If you look at what Pablo Escobar did with Columbia.

No.

That's what we're looking for.

No.

Don't dispute me on politics.

I don't think so.

Not the killing.

No, no, no.

Or the cocaine.

Well, that's the power.

Well, the power.

That's the power.

Okay.

And if Pablo Escobar had learned to work with the police and to like the DEA.

Yeah.

And all of the American, we'll say, non-official officials.

Never again.

In Columbia at the time.

The captain.

It would have gone just like we have today and isn't it a wonderful world?

It is.

That's the word from the Golden Microphone folks.

This is your first on the excellence in broadcasting network.

Tell it alone from God.

Rush, did you know that Adam Corolla is coming to Walnut Springs?

Right here on the.

I got.

He needs to channel his own internal rush.

He could be the next you now that you're dead.

I believe we can.

I knew him when he was a little kid.

When we first started doing shows in California.

I taught him how to sit and spin.

Thank you, Rush Limbaugh.

Walnut Springs rally.

If you want to come see us today at this car show, a car event.

It's more than a car show.

There is some heavy, heavy, heavy metal outside bikes, cars, people, the weather.

This is.

This is pretty good.

What's the nicest thing you've seen so far?

This is all I could have ever met.

I mean, I just ran outside and just took a quick look.

I didn't analyze the crowd yet, but these cars are everywhere.

There's 400.

There's a lineup for the registration.

There come all the registrations here at the rattlesnake roadhouse where we are broadcasting from the stage right now.

I haven't gotten out enough, Mike, to see what the nicest thing.

So we didn't pre-register, come into the rattlesnake.

And you turn right right after you get in the door.

And that's where you can register.

And the merch is going.

Finally.

Jesus Christ.

All that crap I bought from Rawlins about six months ago for the rally.

Right.

We're selling it.

It's a fire sale.

That's what somebody's like, why is there so much gas?

Why is there so much gas monkey stuff in the merch booth?

I said, you don't realize how much gas monkey stuff I've got.

Because we did the Walnut, we did gas monkey outpost at the bike rally.

And that whole thing got messed up because of the landlord.

So I had all this Walnut Springs gas monkey merchandise.

And it is being sold today too.

So if you want one of those hats that everybody keeps saying, where did you get that hat?

One you're wearing.

Right up there.

We've got plenty of them.

I don't know, we don't have plenty of them.

I think we've only got 50 of them.

Okay.

Time for Mail from Jail.

Mail from Jail.

Here comes Johnny Cash from Heaven.

Oh, I am Johnny Cash.

Who are Johnny Cash?

Thank you, DJ Ryan.

It's JD.

My name's Tanner Belton.

Oh, done, done.

Today's Mail from Jail, injury reads, hello John.

My name is Tanner Belton.

Okay.

I am 55 years old and I'm serving a 20 year sentence for manslaughter charges.

That's heavy.

I hear your show on Saturdays and it's pretty entertaining.

But I don't think you realize how good you fellas have it out there.

You all get to wake up and be heard by thousands of people worldwide.

That's an awesome thing.

But I hope you're counting your blessings.

I wake up and go to sleep in the same cell every night.

Good.

I hear you talking about eating steak while we get that mystery meat.

Mystery meat.

Probably chicken.

I just hope you're really enjoying it because it can be all gone in one instant.

I myself owned a successful business before.

A combination pool hall and strip club called Pinkies.

And I let my rage and my vices get me in situations that destroyed everything I love.

My wife hasn't talked to me for the 10 years I've been in here.

I'm sure she's happy under somebody else.

Yeah, I get it.

People turn their backs on you as soon as they can.

So watch out, my friend.

If you ever find yourself in here, just ask around about the tan man.

I'll make sure you're taken care of.

While you're at it, why don't you throw some of that change my way

so I can get a beef ramen soup to fantasize about steak y'all are having.

Best regards.

Why don't you go to jail?

What got your ass in the sleep?

Manslaughter.

Okay.

Well, you left that part out.

No, I didn't know he didn't know.

I'm just reading the letter, John.

But I did read that part.

You know, I'm having to do this radio show.

Manage what's going on outside.

Get this damn Lexus out of the front of my bar.

Park next to all these classics.

I got a lot going on, Johnny Cash.

I know you get to be dead and just read off a list.

And the letter ends.

Best regards.

Tanner Tanman Belting.

South Bay detention facility.

July Vista, California.

Hey, partner, if you got mail from Jill, just send it on down the line to us here at PO Box 471517.

That is in Fort Worth, Texas 76147.

And, Johnny, I've got Richard Rollins text to me.

Oh.

Because he's trying to get his Chevelle from SEMA to make sure it gets in.

Okay.

Over at the garage.

He'll be here soon.

Amy's over there at the Cleveland airport picking up Chip Foos right now on a private jet.

I needed an elaborate assistant.

You got nothing going on.

I got nothing going on.

Nothing going on.

Oh, there's a radio show, too.

It's so funny while we're doing the show.

There's a radio show.

Yeah, right.

There's a radio show, too.

There's a radio show on YouTube.

If you want to watch that.

Oh, yeah.

JCWShow.com.

And you can chime in to all the folks.

Ken, a 70 Dodge Dart Swinger, 340 on a 1 to 10.

How nice is it?

Is it a six pack?

It's a six pack.

I can't.

Yeah.

Because I saw one the other day that he put a six pack on top of it.

It looked really good.

I bought that car for $20,000.

Mine's all red.

And it was purple.

Mine's all red.

Mine's all original one on a second owner.

On a scale of 1 to 10.

How good's the paint?

It's perfect.

The body's perfect.

A swinger.

Hang on.

You know what?

That was a great Duster.

Hey, go to GMTVCC.com and load that thing up.

Send me some pictures.

I want to try to buy it.

We'll be right back.

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Monday warrior meets night.

I just got a text from my friend, said he's on his way to Walnut Springs right

now and just got custody of his kids.

Alright.

Party on.

I'll tell you what, if my wife and I split up, we'd be arguing over who gets custody of

the kids.

Oh, of course.

But it'd be like, which one's taking them?

No, you take them.

The other way.

The little one.

Yeah.

The other one, the kids.

I mean, when you get older, the dad's got custody of the kids.

Yes.

Because he gotta pay for the damn kids.

Alright.

He's paying for the kids.

Tell me.

They've got custody of the kids.

They've got custody of your wallet.

Did you know it's three times or double, I saw a report, more expensive to raise a female

than a male.

Clothes?

And I, I, I believe that three times a double.

Double.

Yeah.

I think I made up the three times.

That's alright.

Thank you.

But still double.

I think that, I think that washes.

I think that sounds pretty accurate to me.

Because you raised two girls or three.

Yeah.

Two.

Two for sure.

Two.

Full time.

Right.

And a boy.

And I raised my boy since he was, you know, eight or nine.

Just me and him.

So in June we'll be doing this show 20 years.

Wow.

In about 17, 15, 15 years ago, Bobo gets a call from a gal that says you're my dad.

We've talked about this on the air before.

15.

Was that, is that girl still around?

Because remember when we saw the, when we saw the picture, we're like, you were

her dad.

Yeah.

And what was she when she contacted you?

I forgot.

Oh, like 14, 15.

I had no idea.

Total blindside.

Which was fine.

She's a, she's a great gal.

She has a, she has a dad that raised her.

Yeah.

And I haven't interfered in that.

She knows how to get in touch.

We're, we're connectable.

If we need to talk, we do, you know, and I care.

Yeah.

And it's, you do what you can.

It can be a screwy situation.

If you met your kid after he was, or she was 15 and you had no idea.

Call in.

I want to hear those stories.

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They're out there.

You know they're out there because with, with this 23 and me.

Yeah.

They've got the matrix set up.

It's coming.

And it's not, you can't hide from DNA.

Right.

So, you know, it's a, I, I feel okay about that situation.

And it's, you know, it is, it is what it is.

I'm, uh, here at the ready.

If, uh, if the call comes up.

Turley, do you have any kids out there?

No.

And I don't know if I would be so cool like Babo is with it saying, hey, yeah.

You know what?

I'm going to go take it in and add another kid to my payroll.

I don't think that this child hit you for child support, did you?

Did the mother?

No.

Yeah.

So it was.

Not in any conventional sense.

It's a lot.

See, you just gave her some here and there.

Yeah.

So it's a lot easier to be happy when they don't say, hey,

I don't know, I think I've got a pretty good moral compass.

I'm not judging.

Am I judging?

No, no, we're talking.

We're talking.

You know, um, and I, I, uh, I feel good about the way that we've all had like, you know,

her mom passed away, uh, several years ago.

And so, and she's doing well and she has children and, uh, looks good, living good,

you know, how'd she find you?

Did we ever know that?

Her mom, her mom found me and said, Hey, there's something you should know.

Wow.

But that's kind of an open book and she, she lived way out of town and call me up.

Hey, I, you know, I'm back in, I'm back in town.

Like I, can I, can I see you?

You know?

Yeah.

Well, we need, we need to talk about something really.

Okay.

How about you tell me?

You've been gone married to, to a fella for, did he think it was his kid?

15 years, I believe he did.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Wow.

Cussed out real good a couple of times and I said, Hey, man.

By the guy?

I ain't trying to replace you.

I'm not, I'm as surprised as you are.

Right.

How does that guy feel?

Right.

Oh, he's, he's fine now.

We, we talked it out.

I said, you know, that's really, that's on both of our cases.

That's on her.

And you know, you're, you're doing everything you're supposed to be doing.

I don't plan to interfere or play any kind of a spoiler to the great work you've done

because she's a wonderful young lady.

There's a guy that worked for us that had not one, but two children while he's married

with the other man that he raised believing they were his.

It was a Fort Worth.

Wow.

Police officer that would stop by the house to make house calls.

Yeah, there you go.

And he put them to private school and he still, he paid for their, even after they

found out, I think he paid for their college.

That's the right thing to do.

Pre-K, do you have any out there?

What's going on?

You got any illegitimate children out there?

Because you're quite the player.

If I do, I sure hope they don't hear me on this show, man.

I ain't got no dough.

Okay.

I ain't got nothing for you.

Unless you want me to bust a freestyle or something.

Okay.

Right.

What could you, if you found out you had a 12 year old son right now, what would you,

what could you teach him?

Would you try to teach him how to rap?

I would, I'd have to teach him how to look really hard for your father.

Teach him how to claim independence on your income taxes.

Right.

Yeah, yeah.

Mike at Little Rock, Arkansas, what you got?

Hey man, I just want to get over there and see you guys.

My boss is like, well, you're going to have to work.

I said, well, it's my weekend, my out the damn kids.

I ain't working.

But I can't come down and see you guys because I don't know how to help.

Thank you, Mike, for the call in.

It's alive.

I pulled that car over Mike.

Quest, what you got?

Yeah, man.

I wanted to know if you.

Oh, okay.

Cool.

That's West from West Texas.

Yeah, I have a child.

What you got?

Can you hear me?

Go.

Okay.

Yeah.

I've got a child that I had.

I didn't know about until he was 19 years old and we're actually real good friends

in all today's life.

I've helped him out as much as I can.

I work in the old city.

Did the did the step that raise him thinking of his own?

Yeah, but he doesn't have anything to do with the step that today's life.

So we we've really connected really good.

Did this guy raise him at infancy thinking that it was his kid?

He did.

That's tough.

Yeah, it was tough.

Damn.

Yeah.

She stepped out and got knocked up.

Pat in South Carolina real quick.

Go.

You're on the air.

Hey, I found out just about a month before I got married.

I got a letter in the mail and said, you know, are you this guy who was in the

Air Force in West Texas back in the early 80s?

And if so, this is your daughter.

So I mean, I just about had a heart attack.

I thought she was coming after me for, you know, back child support and, you know,

hundreds of thousands of dollars.

But worked out that we did a DNA test found out.

Yeah, she really was my my child.

And she was in her 20s and she'd already had kids of her own.

So obviously at the wedding, when we did get married, my wife now,

the big joke was my wife became a wife of a mother and a grandmother all in one

day.

So that was the big joke at the wedding.

Yeah.

Was the guy there?

The guy that raised her?

No.

In fact, he just passed away.

But we've kept in touch now for, you know, over 15 years and, you know,

we visit each other when we can every couple of few years or so.

So it's turned out pretty cool.

Did she share any of the inheritance with you?

No, there was there was no one.

I thought they were coming after me for money, but no, they don't have any cash.

Thanks for calling in 800-800-7234-800-800 radio.

How much time real quick?

James and Houston.

He has two kids he didn't know about until they were 15 and 16.

Were they from the same woman?

Yes.

So you, you, okay.

Can you color that in a little bit?

We're on the radio on a stage trying to be entertaining.

All right.

So yeah, I was a sailor stationed in Norfolk, Virginia.

Yeah.

And I gave her a choice back.

I didn't know the children were mine.

I said, look, I'll treat them like mine.

We can come back to Texas.

They'll be cool.

She moved on to bigger, better deals.

She had a lawyer laying in the wings.

Come back 16 years.

She screwed up the relationship with the lawyer.

Told me that the children might be mine.

I went back to Virginia, got a DNA test.

The young lady, now she's 26.

She's living with me and my son is living in Houston in these social workers.

That's wild.

Did the other dad raise them to be his?

Not the other guy was like, uh, nuts.

Okay.

So this guy, was she good looking?

I don't know what to do with her.

She sounds good looking.

She was all.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, I'm listening to this story and she sounds like she's a seven or an eight.

Because she can start up a lot of, a lot of stuff.

Oh yeah.

Now wait a minute.

Hang on.

I got a question for you real quick.

So she had the first one.

You knew her.

She was pregnant, had a baby.

And then you went back and hit, you went back and hit it again.

Whose kid did you think it was the first time?

She told me when I was out to see in the Persian Gulf, it wasn't mine.

Okay.

So.

Did you even know she had this child?

Oh yeah.

I was there when my boy was born.

I wasn't there.

She told, she told me both times, both children were not mine.

And I was like, yeah.

Oh.

Because.

Okay.

I'll be there.

And then.

Well.

Yeah.

I literally told her.

I said, I don't care.

We can make this work.

She didn't want to do it.

Well, I'm glad it all worked out.

Thank you.

That's good for him.

He approached it right.

I'm sure people are on the YouTube chat saying, why is John asking all these questions?

Does he have something going on in his life?

No.

People want to talk about it.

My first one.

My kids look so much like me.

It's weird.

Yeah.

I had three children with three different dads.

And we got married anyway.

And that's that 90 day marriage that I had.

Oh, with a stripper in.

And Oklahoma.

Yeah.

She wasn't a stripper, but she could have been.

Okay.

She was just a gypsy.

She just couldn't stay anywhere for very long.

And it's, you know, that's the way you just try to be right, man.

Just got to keep it real.

Yeah.

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Okay.

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It's more of a car event.

Good guys.

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We've got 400 participants in the show today and this whole town is full of bad-ass cars.

You got guests coming out.

Yeah.

Richard Rollins is on his way with his SEMA car.

Chip Foos is on his way from the Cleveland airport right now.

Awesome.

And we're going to sit up here on the stage and do a panel question and answer with

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Okay.

But yeah, the weather, I mean, it's just.

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It just couldn't be better.

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Two dogs.

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I haven't started yet.

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What's wrong?

That's a good idea.

What?

To wait?

Bloody Mary.

No, wait, wait, wait.

Hey bartender, I'll take a virgin Bloody Mary that's all spiced up just to get, just

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Tarly, you son of a miscadeter.

Yeah.

I got to eat some crow.

Talk to me about football.

Will you swap me the week before?

Yeah, this past week I didn't do so well.

You won five games.

I won only one, John.

So that means you got 100 bucks your way.

So you're only down now 250.

It's a good job by you there.

This chicken, this game of chicken with a line is really screwing me up.

So I got to think of a new strategy.

What did it do to me?

What did it do to me the week before?

It screwed me up pretty good too.

What have we got this week, boss?

Yeah, we got some awesome football games this week.

And start off with the 11 o'clock game.

Number nine, Notre Dame seven and two is at number 23, Pittsburgh.

They're also seven and two.

That's on ABC, 11 o'clock central.

Irish are riding a seven-game winning streak.

They got a really good running back.

That Jeremiah Love has been on fire.

Pittsburgh has a really strong defense though, John.

This is what Notre Dame has won the last four meetings.

This is pretty much a playoff game for Notre Dame.

They lose, if they lose, they're playing at Pittsburgh.

And Notre Dame is a 12-and-a-half point favor.

John, you won last week, so you get to go first.

I'll take the, I'll take Pitt.

I'll let you go with that, because Notre Dame is on a mission.

12-and-a-half points.

I usually don't go with that, but I feel Pittsburgh is a little bit

undermanned, so against Notre Dame.

So all right, next game at 2.30.

11-and-a-half is a lot of real estate.

You've already taken the bet, so now we can laugh again.

Yeah, that's fine.

I wrote down negative six.

I'm not looking at a line.

I wrote down negative six, which would be negative nine

with the home field advantage.

Really, with the home field at 12,

we're giving Notre Dame 15-and-a-half points,

and I just don't see that happening.

Well, the line was at 10-and-a-half,

and it just jumped to 12-and-a-half,

so I'm going to go with Vegas money,

because anytime something like that happens,

they know something.

And I'm going to trust Vegas,

because I've been going the opposite.

So I've got 12-and-a-half points to be right

with Pittsburgh, right?

Oh, yeah.

Correct.

All right, let's next game.

Next game at 2.30 Central on ABC,

number 11, Oklahoma 7-and-2 at number 4, Alabama.

They're 8-and-1.

This is a playoff game for OU.

A must-win game.

Alabama, of course, they're in the driver's seat

for the playoffs, but if Oklahoma wants to get in,

they must win out.

They've got to go against Alabama's,

I guess he's the favorite in the Heisman race,

Ty Simpson.

Have you seen him, John?

He's really good.

21 touchdowns, only one interception this year.

Alabama's a favorite by 5-and-a-half points.

I'm going to go with Alabama covering that spread.

Well, I wrote down Alabama 8-and-a-half.

So you agree that they're going to cover the 5-and-a-half?

And you want to bump it?

Is that what you're saying?

Yeah, of course.

I was way high on OU,

and when they lost to UT with our crippled quarterback,

I can't.

So that was it for OU with me.

So yeah, I'm moving the line to 8-and-a-half.

I'm going to let you take that.

That's a big jump there.

Okay.

Next game, the night game.

6-30, CBS.

Hey guys, hang on.

Make sure we've got the TV,

make sure we turn the games on in here

at 11 o'clock.

You can leave the YouTube stream on one,

but we've got like four TVs in here.

Make sure we got the,

we're going to have the football games here at the stake today.

Go ahead, what?

Yeah, next game at 6-30, Central and ABC.

Number 10, Texas.

They're 7-and-2 at number 5, 8-and-1, Georgia.

Georgia's favored by 6-and-a-half.

Arch Manning's looking pretty good, John.

Can he get the upset?

This would be the statement win for him.

To win at Georgia,

Texas has to win out to make the playoffs, too.

Another playoff game, basically.

That's what's so great about the way things are going

with the playoffs.

You have these games making that much to him.

John, this is your pick.

Georgia's favored again by 6-and-a-half at home.

6-and-a-half.

We know how you feel about Arch.

I will take the over.

I think the dogs beat him badly.

I agree.

So now we get to move the line.

John, do you think they win by 7-and-a-half?

7-and-a-half.

Is that your choice?

Yes.

Okay.

I'll take the over on that also.

So you agree 7-and-a-half.

Dogs win by more than 7-and-a-half.

Alright, now it's your turn to try to get me to...

chicken here, game of chicken.

What you're going to move the line to?

No, no. I'm just sticking with yours.

Well, I know. We can't both agree.

Oh, you agree again.

So I've got to bump it again.

I'm going to hold.

So if you want to go over, go over.

I agree, though. That's the part of this game.

You have to move the line.

Okay.

Yeah, but I don't have to remark it, do I?

Yes. That's the game of chicken.

You invented this.

You can't both that's the same line.

Yeah, I understand.

Okay, so I'll do 8-and-a-half.

I'm going to let you have that one.

Let's get conned, Bobo.

Maybe a little.

Yeah.

There's a certain verbiage he uses.

Yeah.

I got 3-1s for the previous role, by the way, guys.

And that's all I'll say.

27-21.

Bobo.

Long-horned, John.

Alright.

Now time for the NFL games.

And there's some really good NFL games this week, too.

Ta-ta-ta.

Alright, I get to pick on this game.

It's Tampa Bay, 6-3 at 6-3 Buffalo.

It's noon on CBS.

Buffalo is favored by 5-and-a-half.

Both are coming off losses, John.

Bills have...

Well, I get to pick first. Hold on.

Alright.

Bills are coming off a loss

and they need to keep pace with the Patriots,

who are really good right now.

So I'm going to say Bills cover on this one.

Okay.

I'm doing a Tampa Bay.

Okay.

There is an easy one there.

Next game at 3 o'clock on Fox.

Seattle.

Seahawks, 7-and-2 at the Los Angeles Rams.

They're also 7-and-2.

The Rams are favored by 3-and-a-half.

These are the two best teams in the NFC, maybe.

I mean, Sam Darnold's looked really good.

John, it's your pick.

Seattle because of the way they played last week.

I'm going to go with the Rams.

Matt Stafford has looked really good.

I'm going to ride him on this.

And then also at 3-30, the Kansas City Chiefs,

5-and-4 at Denver.

It was 8-and-2.

The Chiefs are favored on the road by 3-and-a-half points.

Wow.

Denver.

Which is, hold on.

You keep jumping the gun here.

But you're calling, you're letting me know what you're going to do.

I'm just going to take the Chiefs.

I'm riding with the Chiefs here.

I can't go against them.

I just don't think, I think they have more talent than Denver.

So you're going with Denver.

We just like Taylor Swift, dude.

You're just a girl.

I can't go against Mahomes.

I mean, he's my homie.

I understand.

And the last game.

Again, maybe the best two teams in the NFC.

Detroit Lions at Philadelphia.

Two-and-a-half point favorites of the Eagles.

Seven o'clock game, a 720 game on NBC Sunday night.

Did you know that Dan Campbell took over play-calling for the Lions last week?

And they did pretty damn good.

They rushed for 226 yards.

Did you know we're sitting here in his hometown right now in Walnut Springs, Texas?

And his father lives here?

So is that, is that you showing your hand here?

Are you going to take the Lions?

It's your pick.

Yes.

I'm going to let you go with that.

I think the Eagles, they just keep finding ways to win, so.

There's her picks.

John, good luck.

You're only 250 down, so you're making a comeback.

What's our time?

We've got to go to break to the Lightning Round.

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Sylvia in Florida, go ahead.

Hi.

Mine's actually a little bit backwards.

I grew up thinking my dad was actually my dad.

Nobody ever told me he's different and tell us about 13.

And that's when I found out he was my dad

and he never knew that I wasn't being told that he wasn't.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have grabbed this call from you.

We're in the middle of a car bidding thing.

I could bid on your dad's sperm, though, I guess.

I guess the odds of hitting, director, are pretty high.

Brandon and Nashville.

Yes, sir.

93 GMC, SLE, 100K, regular cab, short bed.

So it's an OBS truck on a scale of what?

What motor, a 305 or a 350 or a 6?

A 350.

Stick or automatic and how nice is it?

Automatic garage kit since 93.

It's got some dings and dents in the bed

where my granddad used to haul stuff with it.

But it's a really good truck.

What color?

It's a teal green color that everything GM was in the early 90s.

It comes from the dealership with the running boards

and the wide wheels and tinted windows and whatnot.

Are the fiberglass painted to match running boards?

Yes, sir.

Are they peeling?

Because a lot of that stuff, the clear coat

starts peeling after 40 years like this.

No, sir, not peeling.

Okay.

Well, I mean, if it's as nice as you say it,

it might be worth 10 grand.

Okay.

Awesome.

Thank you for the offer.

And if I consider that, do I just go to givemetheven.com

and put it in?

You sure do.

Thanks.

Austin in Texas, 18, Colorado LT,

98,000 mile two-wheel drive crew cab.

Average rep for clean.

That's pretty clean.

There's a little bit of a dent in the door

and the fender, but that's about it.

Does Ford ran and put it down?

Say that again.

Does for grand put her down?

Oh, no.

Definitely not.

What buys it?

Is it 18, Colorado, 100?

What buys it?

It'd have to be somewhere in the 15 to 16.

Why do you think it's worth so much?

I'm curious.

I mean, normally I don't have that big of a disparagement

from somebody's opinion.

It's just what I've been seeing online.

It's always around 15 or 16 grand.

I'm going to look at something real quick.

Maybe I'm like Chevy.

Because I do this off the cuff, off the top of my head.

Let me see if I'm missing this one.

It's a Colorado and it's a four-cylinder or six?

Just a four.

And is it a two-wheel drive or four?

Two-wheel drive.

And it's a crew cab LT,

so it's 2.5 LT, probably.

And it's got 100 on it.

98,000 miles on it.

You're right.

I am too light, first of all.

I could admit that right now.

Yeah, you're right.

I was thinking about something else.

I'm glad I asked.

I think I'd give 12 grand if it's nice.

Think about it.

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Weed is getting way too strong.

I think we should ask our own Bob Floyd about that.

I wonder what he would say.

It's gotten stronger over the years.

Oh yeah, it's gotten so strong I wonder if they sell as much of it.

I've got the answer to that question and a whole lot more, John.

Yeah, it's a dope report for this time around.

We are looking at November.

That means it should be peak season for the non-legal stuff

in states like Texas where they just...

Yes.

Don't understand.

Don't.

Those states where they do though,

they've got legal marijuana these days.

That is, literally, this is the percentage

1,400 times stronger than your regular illegal marijuana.

That's a fact.

It's close to a fact.

Close to a fact.

It's quite expensive and boy, it'll put you up.

But here's the deal.

Cities like San Francisco,

getting a pretty bad rap these days because

homeless people pass out all over the streets.

All over the streets.

Well, it's not the drugs.

It's not the condition of life.

It's the marijuana.

It's too damn strong.

Luckily for you and me,

you can still travel to your pot legal state,

take that marijuana to San Francisco

and sell it for a triple the price

because these people already have a tolerance.

It's going to take more.

You've just tripled your money.

It's going to be a great Christmas

and thank goodness the elections are over.

What did you make from that?

What did I make from that?

I made 625,000.

It's a space of four days.

Here's your dope report.

I'm Bob Floyd.

You keep poking.

Thank you, Bob.

Charlie, who's A&M playing today?

You're an Aggie.

They're playing South Carolina Gamecocks

at A&M.

That game starts at 11 o'clock.

And what's the line on that?

10?

No, they're 17 and a half point favorites.

Oh, God.

God of mighty.

That's a lot of points.

Gamecocks.

The Gamecocks.

That's all.

What's his name on the model

that plays for the Carolina Panthers now?

Oh, kind of deep, deep, deep South Carolina.

Oh, Leger, the one that we love so much.

Leger, when you got the call,

you were drafted.

I think it's time for Black, White, Latino or other

if you got one on you.

Oh, boy.

Oh, he has always got one on him.

You are now about to witness

the strength of street knowledge.

Oh, yeah.

It's time for everybody's favorite part of the show

where I read a new story

and y'all just give me the vibe

of what y'all think the perp is, okay?

So this week,

it's an average night in South Carolina.

You know, the line for McDonald's

is wrapped up around the corner.

Everybody is waiting patiently

except for our suspect.

This week, we got a man

who decided he's too fabulous

to wait for fries.

And our suspect was told

he'd have to pull around and wait.

He said, they're my fries

and I want them now.

And chunked a hot coffee

at the teen employee

working the Mickey D's drive-thru.

Our victim suffered minor burns

and our perp sped off

into the night,

but not without being recognized

by his bright rainbow hair.

Crime stoppers' tips led to him

being arrested and charged

with second-degree assault and battery.

But was he white, black, Latino, or other?

I had white locked

until the white rainbow hair,

but maybe he's just a radical dim

with an attitude.

So I'm still gonna go white.

Yeah, all the trifecta's there, right?

Privilege, me first.

Rainbow hair.

I'm thinking hippy rainbow hair.

And French fries.

I didn't think about the French fries.

What kind of drink did he order?

Coffee?

Probably through coffee.

Or red drink.

Man, I feel like the drink

might give it away.

What's the drink?

Come on, what is it?

Let's call it a red drink.

Oh, it's a red drink.

Damn, I lost.

There's not a white guy

in America that orders red drink.

No, they're good, man.

Have you ever been to Papados?

Come on, man.

I gotta go black.

I just based on the drink alone.

But he's got rainbow hair?

Rainbow hair?

Maybe it's a wig.

Maybe it's Dennis Rodman.

Yeah, I'm going black, I too, yeah.

Yeah, we're gonna show a picture

of a bug shot.

Okay, so what, we got too white, too black?

Correct.

Alright, split down to middle.

Our suspect is

Joshua Emery Noel.

Oh, wow!

A black man?

It looks like...

With orange hair?

Look at the stream right now, JCW show.

It looks like Dave Chappelle with a wig on.

Wow.

Is he a cross dresser?

That's extra points if he is.

He's dressed preppy.

He's got a sweater over a tie and a collared shirt.

Yeah, that's Dave Chappelle with a wig.

One hell of a forehead.

No, now I'm looking at the picture.

That is...

Yeah, that's Generation Z, man.

That's a gay, angry gay black man.

I mean, look at his face.

That's an angry gay black man.

I'd like my fries right now, sir.

Why are you looking at my hair?

The fries are not for my hair, it's for me.

The fries in my red drink.

I'm going to knock this drive-in window out, pal!

Wham!

Go all super high on the McDonald's, guys.

800-800-7234-800-800.

JD, Ryan, what do you have in the news?

Earlier we had a male from jail.

Of course, Johnny Cash comes in and does that.

That guy was trying to get out of jail.

Imagine trying to break in to jail.

Two police officers...

They were injured when they tried to stop a guy

who was trying to get into the police department.

A really weird part is this guy was only wearing speedos

and a ball cap.

This is Hillsborough County Sheriff Brian Newker.

Speedo man, cut to number five.

One of our dispatchers was coming in for work

and was accosted by Mr. Nickerson

when she was trying to get inside the building.

Typically they're here rendering assistance

over the phone and over the radio for people that are calling 911

or have an emergency that they need assistance for,

and they found themselves needing assistance here.

In this case, the man did get into jail in handcuffs.

Speedo and a ball cap.

That's what I do.

I saw a guy out front here in the car show wearing that.

I wouldn't do it here, but Wal-Mart, sure.

They don't care. You want to feel that meat department.

After 10 o'clock at night, you really...

Almost the uniform.

You want to be in a place where everybody knows your name.

Of course.

Speedo.

They will know your name.

That won't work.

What else is in the news?

What else? We got more people.

We got to go to break this in the news.

We got to play a song.

We got to play Abba Dancing Queen right here

on your classic rock station in Pittsburgh.

Kansas City, Miami, North Carolina, Dallas, Houston,

Corpus, El Paso, Midland, Denver, Vegas,

Scottsdale, LA, San Diego.

There's more.

But wait.

There's more.

Las Vegas.

Did you say Las Vegas?

Los Angeles.

We'll be right back.

My name is John Cleo.

It's our little ditty.

We've got some people here.

We're live at the Rattle and Roll car show.

It is a beautiful day outside,

and the cars are rolling left and right.

Go to our Facebook page, John Cleo Wolf Show

on Facebook.

We need more stuff for this bar.

If y'all have some cool decorations,

go to gmtvgarage.com and click email John

and send me what you got.

Donations are more welcome than sales pitches.

We've got some cool stuff in here that's been donated.

But now that we've got the control of the place,

I want to finish the...

Rollins has a great big Harley-Davidson dealerships

on that we're going to put up there.

But we need a couple more bikes up there.

We're inside the Rattle State Roadhouse

this morning in Walnut Springs, Texas, guys.

We're sitting up high looking at this.

When Fuse and Rollins, everybody gets here,

this place is going to get real crowded.

Crazy.

Go upstairs.

There's tons of seats.

This is a two-story place.

You can see the stage from both levels.

And we're going to do it at 12.30.

We're going to do a question and answer.

Have mics passed around through the crowd,

and y'all can ask.

I've already had five people come up.

I want to ask Chip Fuse this.

I want to ask Chip Fuse that.

I said, well, hang tight.

He'll be there.

And Rollins is coming as well.

800-800-7234 from Gas Monkey.

I don't know if you've noticed,

but we have a Star Wars stormtrooper in the audience.

That's odd, but I'll roll with it.

Should we bring him up here, Bob?

No.

Why?

No.

You don't know about the evil empire, man?

No.

Darth Sidious?

Darth Sidious.

Not to mention Vader.

Oh, I see.

What's going on with Mexican Star Wars?

Don't ever get that finish.

Did that guy ever get it finished?

Did one solo ever finish?

I don't know.

We could ask him.

Is one solo here?

No, he's actually here.

He showed up with a stormtrooper, believe it or not.

Maybe this guy's in the movie.

That's what's going on.

Is he a Mexican?

One.

Well, that's hard to tell.

He's in a costume.

Buenos dias.

There he is.

Mr. Woof.

This stormtrooper, you have your event today.

It's not one of the hookers from Guadalajara that we have used.

Okay.

Not the hookers.

This is a hooker we got from Las Vegas.

Ah.

Lovely sighting Las Vegas.

Her name is Meladana.

Oh, Donna.

And she is a big girl.

Okay.

Not a big in that way.

She's very tall.

Okay.

The only thing wrong with Meladana is that she shoots extremely well.

Okay.

This is not the quality of a stormtrooper.

Stormtroopers cannot shoot.

They miss a lot.

But you said the Mexican hooker stormtroopers you had in Mexico on that one take, they

were very good shots.

She had in three weeks accidentally killed 14 members of the stunt crew of the Mexican

Star Wars.

So, Alex Baldwin's got nothing on her.

Yes, this is correct.

When you go to the cantina, and Ben Kenobi misses the man they have on so long, my

cousin.

Yep.

There are no aliens in the barge, you know why?

No.

She killed them all.

Meladana, she chewed them.

It's horrible.

Stormtroopers.

So, if you are very, very ugly, and you want to be in the new Star Wars movie for

Mexico, a galaxy not so far away, just go to jscwshow.com and put the e-mail.

E-mail John directly.

Thanks for seeing your Juan Clay Wolf.

Lobo.

And he will tell you yes or no.

Who knows?

Whatever this might be.

For the Union Wages.

Oh, Union, of course.

Union Wages.

And all of the nachos.

Nachos?

That you can stand there.

Oh, really?

Yes, provided by our friends at the Tostitos factory for the deal.

Who's producing the show?

Is this Netflix?

Paramount?

Hulu?

There's a fellow who's trying to keep his name off of the team.

But he's written four scripts for us already.

Okay.

The Adam Carolla.

Yeah.

No.

He's playing here at the Rattlesnake.

No.

Next Saturday, the 22nd.

And his girlfriend is funnier than he is.

No.

Her name's Crystal Marie.

He's coming here?

He's coming here.

She's not on the bill because she can't be because she's fixed to do a national

tour.

So, she's going to be warming up her set here.

Awesome.

Next Saturday, Adam Carolla.

Crystal Marie's open for him.

And Graham Elliott, the famous food network chef, he's going to be doing a

book signing across the street at the Boston Cantina.

Charlie, get Bella Donna out of here now.

We cannot spare the Adam Carolla.

800-800-7234-800-800 radio.

Richard in Arkansas.

You've got a 71L Camino.

Resto Mon.

LS.

New Interior.

Wants 20 grand.

Had 15 from a local dealer.

What's the paint look like?

Yes.

It's just been done.

What color?

It's a yellow with white stripes and a white fondle top on it.

Brown, camel interior.

When you say Ella, is the interior leather or is it more factory looking?

Well, let's see.

It's factory looking.

It's everything that looks factory inside.

It's got the decoder digital.

Let's see.

It's got a lot of good stuff on it.

Your eyes are real nice.

Tell me about this motor real quick.

Is it a 5.3, a 6.0?

Is it modified?

Yes, it's a 5.3.

Yes, Richard.

A 99,000 mile engine that my son took out of his truck to put a 6.0 in it.

I just put Corvette heads on it and a cam in it.

It's got a little small cam.

So a 71 El Camino Resto mod, LS engine swap, new interior.

Just had it painted yellow.

Does 17.5 by it?

Where is it located?

In Cersei.

If I give you 17.5, you got a title?

Yes, sir.

I know how your Arkansas boys are.

I inherited it from a relative that passed away.

Okay.

Do we got a deal at 17.5?

It's real possible.

I'll say yes.

Okay.

All right.

Go to givemethevend.com and load it up.

And we were going to pick it up.

I've already picked it up and I never got a response from it.

Well, that's not good on my behalf.

All right.

I'll see you later.

But I'm going to...

Okay, thank you.

Bye.

800-800-723-4800-800-radio.

That's Cardio.

Sounds like it, but that's weird that he said he didn't get a response.

He put a wrong email in.

They do that occasionally.

So you don't get...

You get an automatic response when you go to givemethevend.com.

So if you got nothing, it means you put in a bad email.

I'm right to the managers right now.

Okay.

We just made a deal at 17.5.

He said he didn't get a response.

Someone jump on it.

Someone wrap this up, get it paid.

Get on it now.

Get it paid.

Okay.

Backtracks.

Beastie Boys.

How much time, Mike?

Oh, boy.

You got four minutes.

Plenty time.

Okay.

This day back in 1986, Beastie Boys' debut album, License, came out.

It is still one of the biggest selling rap albums of all time.

Yeah, baby.

You got two songs for where you're going to play them backwards.

The first person to correctly identify these songs wins the prize.

You get merch from the John Clay Wool Show.

And music from born late records.

A vinyl of Beastie Boys.

Got it.

Cut one.

If you want one, you can buy it here at the Rattlesnake.

I think it's easy.

Does JD get it?

Nope.

That's how you know it's easy.

One more time.

Cut two.

That's a little hard.

If I didn't have the answer, I wouldn't get it.

Cut two.

What do I have for Zora Kelly?

800-800-7234-800-800 Radio Calling right now with the answer of these two songs.

You'll get a free Beastie Boys LP and pick anything off you want out of the JCW Show merch page.

Also, there's merch available here.

We're selling more merch today than we've ever sold.

That's great.

That's a good thing.

There's nowhere to get one of these hats.

You get it right over there.

Cut two again.

Another shot at it.

Rob, are you getting it?

Okay.

Oh, you already know the answer.

We're going to cut one again.

Yes, the Beasties.

Cut one again.

Cut one, cut two.

If anybody in the crowd knows it, yell it out.

Y'all can play cut one and cut two.

Cut two.

Did anybody say it right?

He said the first one.

I'm not going to give it to him.

I'm going to give it to you.

You're going to win something?

Did he say both right?

He got one right.

He got one.

What are the answers they're saying?

Oh, that is right.

Damn.

Sarah, South of Florida, what's your guess?

I know John Clay Wolfe.

Yeah, you're on the air.

Go ahead.

No, I was just trying to...

I got a really nice truck I wanted to tell you.

I didn't have any...

Okay, hang on.

Hang on, hang on.

Joe and Fort Worth, what's your guess?

Uh, sabotage of Paul Revere?

No.

Steve Rico up in Pennsylvania.

What's your guess?

I got sabotage and hey ladies.

There you go.

Did you cheat with him?

Were y'all groping?

Okay.

Well, Scott had it first right here on the floor.

Steve, Scott had it on the floor first.

What is this guy?

He made the trip.

Alright, give it to Scott.

Give it to Scott.

Alright.

He's making gumbo this afternoon.

Straight out of...

Straight out of the bayou.

Over at the...

What do you call those things?

Asylos.

Oh, if anybody needs a place to stay tonight,

there is a silo available.

Go to Airbnb.

Walnut Springs.

You'll see a silo.

There are two bedrooms, double story.

And there is one that is popped up available

because a guy that had it rented

is not showing and y'all can grab it.

Anybody needs a silo or not to stay here in Walnut.

Get us...

Get it now on Airbnb.

Mike, are we out of time?

Yes, let's go to break.

We're going to play a song.

We'll be right back.

My name is John Clay Wilf.

This is John Clay Wilf Show.

Hour number three is in the bag.

Hour number four is coming up.

We're here in Walnut Springs, Texas.

Rattle and Roll car show.

The streets are filling up.

It's a beautiful day.

Chip Foos, Richard Rawls, Dennis Collins

are on their way.

We're going to do a panel here in a little bit.

If you're looking for something to do in North Texas

or Austin or Waco, come on.

Get with it.

Alright, thanks.

Yeah.

From the Wolf Radio Studios,

it's time for the John Clay Wilf Show.

Call John, toll free.

Cheap bastards.

1-800-800-RADIO.

800-800-RADIO.

Now, John Clay Wilf.

So Chip, when you called in about six weeks ago

on the show, and I asked you if you'd do this car show

on this date, you said yes.

You were in L.A.

I kept my word.

You did keep your word.

It was that easy.

We didn't even talk about it since then.

And they're like, what about Chip?

What about Chip?

Is he going to come?

I said, the guy said he's going to come.

And then I talked to your assistant.

And I told her the plan.

And she's like, I don't know anything about this.

I'm like, oh gosh.

Okay.

What do we do?

I said, we just trust him for his word.

And I called Rawls.

I said, this guy's real, right?

He said, absolutely.

He said, Chip Foos said he's going to be there.

He's going to be there.

Yeah.

Lynn, you know, she handles my schedule and everything else.

And then normally, you know, it's a paid appearance.

And she says, well, what are we doing here?

I said, I'm going to a show.

That's what I'm doing.

It's not about the money.

I'm just going to a show.

Right.

Yeah.

So thank you.

Oh, absolutely.

Thank you.

Chip Foos is in the house, ladies and gentlemen.

He just landed from Minnesota.

Had a buddy of his that he built that Lincoln and SEMA for.

He dropped him off at the Cleveland airport.

Amy picked him up and his ass just hit the ground here in Texas.

And we're happy to have him.

And you said, when you called in the radio that day,

you had people in LA calling.

I had a ton of my friends.

I didn't even know they listened to your show.

But they called and said, you're going to Texas?

I guess you're going to the car show.

I said, yeah, definitely.

No, you've got a lot of fans.

I'm impressed.

Some of these people like Louisiana, Vegas,

there's a lot of people that travel to these.

We do this event here a couple of times a year.

That's cool.

And we got a bike rally in May.

This is our second car show.

I haven't been outside yet.

What's it look like?

Well, you've got cars all the way to the edge of town.

And you didn't go that way.

It's impressive.

No, we didn't go that way.

We just came in this way.

And we parked right at the corner of the building.

And then it took about 20 minutes to walk in

because I wanted to say hello to everybody.

Right.

I don't want to be rude and just walk right past.

But when they're, you know,

it's nice that people recognize me.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

And I'll enjoy it while it lasts

because you know who Christopher Titus is?

I know the name, but I can't think of him.

Do you remember the Titus show from back in 2000 on Fox?

Yes.

It was all about a dysfunctional family.

Christopher Titus was the main character.

And it was his dysfunctional family that the show was about.

But his career, he was a hot rod builder.

And on that show, Christopher is one of my best friends.

Everything that happened to him on the show in the hot rod shop

was things that had happened to me in my life.

Were you kind of helping him write it?

No, he just knew my stories.

And he would write them.

But I was the hot rod consultant for the show.

So whenever they did a hot rod shop episode,

I would give my guys a week off

and we would go down and pick up all the cars

and all the tools and everything, all my equipment.

And we would set up the set in the Fox studios.

Really?

To shoot it.

Really cool, but yeah.

You sent me a picture, a video from 2.30 in the morning,

10 days ago, 2 weeks ago of the Lincoln that you just took to SEMA.

Yes.

And I looked at that photo, that video.

Y'all were just shooting the panels.

I was just like, there's just no way, man.

I mean, I understand you guys know what you're doing

and y'all can get a new gear and get stuff put together.

But I was like, there's no way you're going to make SEMA with this car.

So you had to be out Monday.

Did it have to be landed in Vegas Monday?

We had to be in Vegas.

The show opens Tuesday.

They wanted it there no later than midnight on Monday.

Basically midnight, Tuesday morning.

Right.

Well, we didn't leave my shop until 12.30.

On Sunday?

On Tuesday morning.

Okay.

Which the show opens.

We had an unveiling at 10 o'clock Tuesday morning.

And you left the L.A.?

Well, I happened to have some good contacts with the people of SEMA.

Get out of here.

Who is my producer from overhauling the rides and all the different shows.

He works very closely with SEMA and also the union.

So they told me absolutely no later than six o'clock in the morning.

We got the car there at 4.30 in the morning.

I got there right at six when they opened the doors.

I pulled the car into the blueprint engines, their booth.

And we unveiled it at 10 o'clock.

Hey guys, there's a lot of y'all coming in here.

I want to go up those stairs.

There's about a hundred more seats upstairs if you want to get comfortable just FYI.

I can't.

So like Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, did you sleep at the shop?

Well, I didn't sleep.

You just didn't?

I did the last four days with no sleep.

I was working 20 hours a day for almost two months.

Did anybody quit?

No.

Because people like to, that creates a lot of pressure.

Well, I don't ask anybody else to do that.

Okay.

That's just me.

Okay.

Yeah.

And I don't ask anybody, I just say, hey, you're coming in?

And if they show up, great, they're helping.

Do you give the guys that leave a stink eye?

No.

No guilt.

No, I told them take care of themselves.

Right.

And come back when you want to be here.

Well, y'all got to do it.

Cheers to that, bud.

I'm, I'm cheered.

Cheers.

I saw the result and I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

It's good.

Well, thank you.

Is the guy happy?

Very happy.

Now that's Pat and Linda Velasco.

That's who just dropped off in their jet.

Yes.

And they also owned the Radford Racing School.

That's right.

Which used to be Bob Bonder on Racing School.

That's right.

He told me that.

Well, the whole reason that project started is Pat had bought four of those cars to

restore one.

And he's got that one that they're restoring in his shop there.

That's why he asked me to go back up to Minnesota to work with his guy Kevin

Crail who runs his shop.

And we just organized and got things, you know, because the car's not finished yet.

He just gave me one of the donor cars to cut the roof off and build the car that

we just finished.

Wow.

But the other car still needs work, still needs a lot of work.

So I went up there for a few days and helped Kevin to get things organized

and get the right people involved so we can finish that car because

Michael Haggerty from Haggerty Insurance invited it to the Amelia Island

Concourse which happens in March.

So we got to get that car done in March and we'll have the two of them together

on the lawn there.

We're on the air with Master Craftsman, Chip Foos, do you know such called

Master Craftsman?

Well, thank you.

Because based on what I've seen, I think you qualify.

I don't know.

I mean, if you're not a Master Craftsman.

Well, you've got one of my cars.

I do have one of your cars and it is sitting over at the GMTV garage.

It's an Orange 7071 Chevelle, right?

It's a 70 but I put a 7172 rear bumper on it.

And Rollins is dropping his sinister Chevelle off right now.

The one that just came from Vegas.

And it is there.

It's there.

Okay.

So I've got Foos's Orange Chevelle from four years ago, five years ago,

six years ago.

23.

Okay.

A couple years ago.

Seema car.

I haven't seen it since it left Seema.

And we've got Rollins current year Seema car sitting over there at the GMTV garage right

now, cock side by side.

Was that, you brought that C28 that year also, right?

No, I built the C28 for myself.

That's right.

And then I sold that to Chris Andrews.

Okay.

And they're here.

Oh, is he here?

I don't know if Chris is, but John.

Okay.

John's here.

Cool.

They offered to pick him up at the airport this morning.

Very nice.

So Chris wanted the C10 that I built for myself that I called the C28.

So I built that car and then Chris ended up with the truck.

I built the truck.

Sorry.

And then he sold it to Fred.

Okay.

Harder than who you got it from.

Yep.

But I borrowed the C10 from Fred to bring to Seema again.

And while we had it there, he said, hey, if you know anybody that's interested in

the truck, I'd like to sell it.

And I said, I'm interested.

But I was going through my divorce at the time.

I said, I don't have any money, but I can trade you something.

Right.

And he says, what do you have?

Start this way.

What do you want?

He said, I've always wanted a 70 Chevelle and I happened to have a 70 Malibu and I had

already done the drawings of what I wanted to do to it.

So I showed the drawing to Fred and he says, I'll trade you for that.

So I got my truck back.

And you ended up with a Chevelle.

I did.

And it's right here in the show right now.

Y'all walk over when we get done and go see Rollins.

Sinister.

We got to go to break.

Rollins seems to be Chevelle.

We got two minutes.

Okay.

How far away is Fred from here?

Like his shop or his body.

Is that Fred right there?

Some of his family's here.

Okay.

They said they were bringing five cars.

Oh, very cool.

Awesome.

They got an Impala they want to sell us to.

Okay.

Good guys are here.

The Black 60.

Is that the one you want to sell you?

Is the Black 60 Impala the one that you wanted to sell us?

Okay.

I wouldn't pick that up for him.

It's a small world, isn't it?

It is.

My name's John Clay Wolfe.

We've got Chip Foos here on the air with us

at the Rattle and Roll Car Show.

There's Fred.

We've got a full house.

Thank you guys for coming.

We're going to take a quick break.

I'm going to do the lightning round.

800-800-7234-800-800 radio.

And then Chip will rejoin us as long as you want.

You can sit here and then at 12.30 today,

he and Rollins and Collins are going to be sitting up here

taking questions and answers from the peanut gallery.

The crowd.

Give me a big one, guys.

Come on.

Rattle and Roll 25.

All that's free.

It's the place to be.

We'll be right back.

Zach in West Texas this morning here on the air.

Yes, sir.

How are y'all doing today?

Good.

18 F-250 Larry at 6-7.

152 lifted.

Just curious.

Maybe mid-30s.

Not with 152.

Maybe mid-20s.

They've come down.

Okay.

Yep.

Okay.

150s.

Man, it's really nice.

The injectors.

I hear you.

It's just these big, mild rigs, man.

I mean, we've been getting killed on them.

When they're over 30 grand,

when they're over 130,000 miles,

the price adjustment has been massive.

And we live that market every week.

So with 152 and 18,

probably 27 grand is the number.

Maybe 28, depending on how it looks.

We might go 30 maybe,

but I'm damn sure not promising it.

If it looks incredible,

go to GiveMeTheVin.com and load it up.

Gary in Duncanville.

I don't want to have to load this.

Hang on a second.

Hey, Rollins.

Yo.

Are you out there yet?

Nah, we're about 5, 10 minutes.

I think it's bigger than we thought it was going to be.

No, it's fucking insane, dude.

We've seen some really amazing cars coming through.

I mean, I've seen everything

from $500,000 Lamborghinis to hot rods.

No, I mean, I think it's busy.

I mean, I think we might overdo it, dude.

I will see you in a minute.

Well, it's already over at the GMTV garage,

staged, and Pooce is sitting up here with me.

Take your time.

We're going to do the panel with you and me

and Chip and Dennis at 12.30.

So just make sure you're here at 12.30, please.

Got a lot of people wanting to see it, too.

Imagine that.

I tried to tell them they really don't want to be here,

but they insist that they do.

We're going to be there by 11.30, 11.35.

All right, I'll see you in a minute.

All right, you tell mom I'm coming,

and hell's coming with you.

All right, all right, bye.

Gary in Duncanville in 11 Colorado with 150,000 miles,

want 15 grand?

No, it's too high.

Too damn high.

Simone, 56 Lincoln Continental two-door,

been in storage for 20 years, wants 25,000.

That car might work.

Do you have pictures of it?

Yes, I do.

I'll just send it to you all.

And I'm going to send this contact to my buyer,

Vince Negro, NIGRO, N-I-G-R-O.

I call Negro on accident.

It makes him so mad.

But he's bought and sold three of those in the past three months,

and he's taught me about those cars,

and he's the best guy in the company

that gave me the van to buy that car.

He knows it like the back of his hand, OK?

OK, perfect.

Thank you, Simone and Austin.

Vince, and I don't know much about 64 Ford Falcons or 80,000.

The last one I had, I lost $3,000.

We sold them for $4,500.

It's kind of a short, ugly car, isn't it?

Vince, you there?

Well, I guess when you introduce yourself,

I'm going to, I hate it, and it's short and ugly.

Oh, there you are.

Hey, Vince, is a 64 Ford Falcon 4

like a kind of short and ugly car?

I wouldn't call it short and ugly, but it is smaller.

I think it's a good-looking car, but it is small.

I'm going to Google this up.

64 Falcon sedan.

Yeah, the coupe is OK to look at.

The four-door is a little boom, boom.

Go to GMTVCC.com.

I mean, you're asking 8,000.

You're not crazy, but we've sold a couple of these

and gotten popped, but the one that I sold

was shorter and uglier, I think.

What's a different body style in that Ford Falcon

that's shorter and uglier?

The one I have is the Futura.

OK.

All right, go to GMTVCC.com

and it'll go straight to my classic collector guy.

Thank you for calling.

Where are you calling from?

Dayton, Texas.

All right.

Rubin attends Sequoia Limited with 160,000 miles,

wants 15,000, no.

Too many miles.

You there?

Yeah.

Rubin here.

OK.

Yeah, you want too much for 160,000 miles.

We'll drop Sequoia.

I'm sorry.

Tino.

09 Avalon 200.

God, this is the junk hour.

Tino.

Are you there?

Yes.

Yeah, an 09 Avalon with 200 on it.

I don't know.

1,500.

Yeah, I can't go with that.

I mean, I promise I'm going to sleep good tonight

knowing that I didn't get that car bonnet.

It's OK.

We're all still friends.

The good ones, I chase them hard.

The regular ones, like whatever.

I'm sorry.

800-800-723-4800, 800-800-800.

My name's John Clay.

We will come back in just a moment

with our good friend Chip Foos who just landed.

We've got a bar full of people

here at the Rattlesnake Roadhouse.

Give us a big yeah.

Woo!

Let him know you're alive.

All right.

I was standing outside.

Get ready to come in here, man.

And this little guy walked up to me and said,

Buckwheat!

And there was some brothers standing next to me and said,

What the guy called you, man?

Buckwheat.

And I started thinking about it.

The buckwheat, not the little rascals, period.

Like, who thought the name's up for that show?

Because I'm from a predominantly black family

and I have yet to run into a relative named Buckwheat.

Go to a cookhouse.

How you doing? My name's Ed.

What's yours?

Oh, I'm Buckwheat, man.

That's me.

No, I ain't got no last name.

Buckwheat, that's it.

You don't believe me?

Ain't that right, Steiny?

Oh, yeah.

We're back.

Back to the John Clay Wolf Show,

presented by GiveMeTheVin.com.

Now, John Clay Wolf.

He's like Dion.

Coach Dion.

Oh, Rollins coming through the room with a surprise.

His cameras are security.

Damn, dawg.

Richard Rollins just walked in, everybody.

We got Chip Foose up here.

We got Fred, the man we bought Foose's Chevelle from

at GiveMeTheVin.com.

And that's the reason that I met you.

Yes.

Ironically.

It's all Fred's fault.

Fred, what did you bring out to the show today?

You might have to get that mic closer to your mouth,

by the way.

I brought a 1960s Bell Air.

Bought a 55 Chevy Bell Air.

Loud, buddy.

55.

There you go.

Ford.

Yeah?

Pickup.

A 51 GMC pickup.

What do you think about our little town?

Oh, I've been here many times.

Oh, yeah?

We used to play football back here in the 60s.

Well, that was, that was,

when Jason Love called me and said,

we got to buy this car.

It's my favorite car I've got right now.

Yeah.

And I really don't want to sell it.

I'm talking about the Chevelle that I bought from you.

Yeah.

I really like it.

How long did you have it?

Two, three years.

When I told Chip that you sold it to me,

it hurt his feelings.

Yeah.

He's like, well, first of all,

he should have called me.

And dammit, why did he want to sell it?

Why'd you want to sell it just this time?

Well, I was trying to help my son a little bit.

He needed a house.

I understand.

These cars are not cheap.

No.

Have you built some yourself?

Yes, sir.

It's a couple of them out there.

Is it cheaper to build one or buy one?

Probably buy one.

Probably buy it.

Well, cool.

How did you get all those cars here?

Did you get a transport or did you take several trailers?

No, two sons.

Yeah.

My nephew I raised.

He's here.

Then a friend of mine drove one.

Gotcha.

So we got five.

Richard, come up and sit up with us.

Let's catch up.

I haven't been outside yet.

What's it look like?

Yes, a lot of nice cars after.

Really?

Would you mind swapping out your headset with the doctor real quick?

Let's talk to him.

So we got two guys that just left Vegas.

They both had Cema cars.

They're both sitting here in Walnut Springs, Texas,

in the middle of nowhere, Hill Country, Texas.

And we're making something out of this town.

And it's happening.

Hey, dogs, look around.

It's kind of happening.

It's freaking unbelievable.

You haven't been outside.

No, I have not been outside.

It is awesome.

Did we do good?

Yeah.

And there's still a lot of cars coming in because there were cars in front of me behind me.

I mean, there was actually a traffic jam coming into Walnut Springs.

What did you drive in?

Well, because I had to bring cameras and everything else.

I brought my sinister Chevelle, which is sitting over there next to yours.

But I came in a sprinter with all the gear and all the people and everything else.

Excellent.

How was Cema?

You know, I think I speak for some people out there.

Cema is work for guys like me and Chip.

We don't get to have fun like everybody else does.

We're not there on our bosses' nickel and getting to party.

I didn't even get a chance to see your Chevelle yet.

No.

So I'm excited.

I'll go see it today.

I am too.

I want you to see it because everything I learned, I learned from you.

How big is that?

I've never been how big is that place?

Is it just ridiculous?

160,000 people there this year.

Yeah, but it's also North, South, all East, all, I don't know, North Pole.

See, you all were both there for five days and you didn't even see his car.

I saw him, but I didn't see his car.

I saw him and his car, but barely.

I never got to walk around and check out the show because I'm just going from booth,

you know, doing a signing in a booth and another booth.

And yeah, and the week goes by really fast.

How are those parties you were talking about, Richard?

The Thursday party, was that the good one?

Roaster Shop Party is a big one.

Sosa throws the best party period for Sima.

And he had a jet boat.

His shop's very much like your building here.

Yeah.

He put an inflatable pool in the middle, filled it up with enough water

and had a full on like jet race boat.

It was firing it up every few minutes and what have you.

But Sosa's party is awesome.

It's off the hook.

And we did the Magnaflow dinner.

I think I saw you there to chip and then that's it.

It's just work all day long from one booth to the next.

What time does it start?

Is it like 8 or 10?

9 o'clock.

He told me the story, you know, because I sent you that video.

He sent me of his unfinished car on Saturday or whatever day it was.

He said he had to stay there for three days straight and they didn't leave until Monday night at midnight.

I heard that on the way up here.

The car left the shop at 12.30 Tuesday morning.

See, I don't get, I haven't gotten that far up the chain yet because ours had to leave on Friday to get to Vegas in time.

Plus I'm also, you know, 1,800 miles from Vegas.

Right.

Not three hours.

Well, four further three.

I have a little bit of an advantage with location.

Yep.

True, true.

I'm sitting here with Chip Foos, Richard Rollins from Gas Monkey.

Dennis Collins is right behind me.

We still don't have enough microphones and we're going to have a panel up here on this stage at 12.30

where you guys, and we'll have a mic down in the crowd, where you guys can ask these guys questions.

So instead of them just going through and you're like, hey, I saw you at the blah, blah, blah, and I saw you at the thought of it.

You can actually ask them, think about your questions, craft your questions.

Is that live on air or is that just here?

It's just going to be here and we'll be streaming it on our YouTube channel.

I didn't see that in my contract.

We got some master craftsmen here and it's a pretty exciting deal to be sitting here in this environment.

And I'm just, I'm really happy about the weather, man.

I'm really happy about all of it.

I just can't believe, I mean, Richard's been watching me bust my ass trying to get this thing going, dude.

Just getting killed.

It's hard to buy a small town and make it your own.

It's stopped my own, but it's hard to get, just because I had this vision of this town in the hills

and I was like, man, this could be bike and car central.

This could be radiator springs.

And today it is radiator springs.

It really is.

That's awesome.

Well, I can't wait to get outside and check everything out.

Okay.

Well, if you guys want to go hit it, go see your fans, come back here at 1230, do whatever the hell you want.

But we've got one more segment of live radio here and then I'm going to come back and do another segment and then we'll do our panel.

And the car show, I think it started at 11, we've got 380 entries right now and they're still coming in.

I saw a couple out there.

I might make a run at.

I think there's plenty of runs.

I've got to give me the then buy booth out there.

I don't know if you notice that.

Where's my gas monkey buys booth?

I didn't know that.

I didn't know I was in charge of that too.

It's your town.

I didn't know.

Dude, you can, I mean, I'll just charge you a little tax.

It's all good.

All right.

My name is John Clay.

We hope his name is Chip Foote.

This is Richard Rollins.

This is our radio show.

We're live.

We're having a great time.

If you're in Austin, Waco, Houston, Houston, you're not going to make it.

Dallas, Fort Worth, get in your car.

Come to Wallace Springs right now because it's an incredible day.

We'll be right back.

Thanks for having us here.

Of course.

Can you hear me all right?

Hey, hey, hey.

All right.

Hear you now.

Yes.

Yes, yes.

Okay.

We got two minutes.

I'm just trying to figure out how I'm going to get this going here for the replay.

What did you get going?

What's changed?

Oh, no.

I'm just getting the board set for the replay.

We're not going to run the replay here.

No, no, no.

I'm trying to get everything set up.

We're going to run music.

So when we pivot, I'll tell Paul, you tell Paul to make sure when we go off that he starts the music.

So you're not pushing anything from here?

You're not pushing anything from here?

Just your mics out there.

No.

Just your mics out there.

No, no, no.

Oh, no, no.

When we do this panel thing, we're not going to be radio at all.

Oh, it'd be YouTube.

That's right.

I don't know.

Y'all figured out.

I don't want to think about it.

I'm the host.

I'm not supposed to think about the stuff.

That's a 1230, correct?

Yep, 1230.

10-4.

And you got the fourth one there set up, Bobo.

I'm on it now.

We got 45 minutes.

We got 30 minutes.

Sound good?

Wait, are we?

We got one minute before we're back.

That's the end of the live show.

Okay.

Are we going live here, Charlie?

Yeah.

Yeah, one minute.

We got last segment.

You too.

Yeah, last segment.

Last segment.

Oh, I thought we were there, man.

Okay.

Now we're fixing to rejoin Westwood One.

Did somebody eat it?

It boosts fell telling he's fired.

He doesn't work for me.

I'm kidding.

I thought somebody went down.

Here's what's going on in the Wolfpack.

I got a guy that's been on hold for a little bit.

Hey, Bill, are you there?

Yes, sir.

So you took your truck into the dealership for a recall?

No, sir.

I bought a truck and I noticed it was jerking as it was shifting gears.

So I took the truck back with him.

Sounds like my old girlfriend from high school.

The John Clay Wolf Show every Saturday morning.

Oh, any time that you want me.

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Well, boys, it looks like we're throwing a pretty good party today.

Quite a day.

Wow, what a party.

Quite a day.

What a turnout.

This is great.

So far, and it's still coming.

Yeah, this is like Wayne's World, Wayne's Stop.

Tim's Tim.

800-800-7234-800-800 radio.

World Stop.

All the gazillion people listening in their cars and they're not here.

I got it.

We're trying to color it in for you, like trying to make you feel like you are here.

I don't know if we're overdoing it or none.

But we are having a great day.

We've got a town full of people.

We've got a town full of cars.

We've been promoting this for a while.

Remember, we're going to do this again in May with the Walnut Springs Motorcycle Rally.

Harley Davidson.

We had a meeting at Harley the other day and they were in all the way.

Harley.

Harley Harley.

Yeah.

Wow.

So that was a relief.

It's going to be a whole different route.

It's just crazy.

But there's over a hundred bikes here.

I saw the bikes coming in this morning.

I got here six and already bikes.

This is good stuff.

The weather is a blot.

You couldn't do anything better.

You couldn't order.

It was supposed to rain, dude.

The forecast was raining.

Oh, my God.

Here we go again.

Good morning, everybody.

It is Saturday, November 15th.

And remember, if you didn't come out here today and you're wondering about all this,

there's still time to come.

And next week, and Adam Carolla is doing comedy right here on this stage at the Walnut Springs

with his girlfriend, Crystal Marie.

And Chef Graham Elliott will be across the street from the Food Network doing a

book signing at the Bosque canteen.

Does this remind you of the Russ Martin days a little bit?

Oh, my God.

Absolutely.

People are just pouring in.

You cannot walk from here to there without them grabbing you.

It's just fun.

They love you.

They love you plenty, bud.

They love all of us.

Yeah.

Did you fall off the stage?

I did fall off the stage.

And separated your shoulders?

Yes, I did.

God, your memory is amazing, John.

Yes.

I don't do drugs, JD Ryan.

I just drink beer.

We were cowboys in Ellington.

Yeah.

And we were bringing out our little band.

We had a little band.

We were bringing out the band.

And I brought up the band.

We had a choir of black ladies walking out on the stage.

And one of them bumped me and knocked me off the stage.

It's not a black lady.

It's just his choir.

A choir.

He's a Texan.

He's the accidental racist.

It was a mistake.

But anyway, they bumped me off the stage.

And he has separated my shoulders.

So I ended up, it was our white trash party.

So here I'm in a pink.

No, excuse me.

I'm in a blue, a baby blue tux.

So you're dressed up like a transvestite.

It's a white party in a black lady knocked you off the stage.

Yeah.

And my girlfriend's dressed up like a tramp because we're the white trash party.

Okay.

So we go to Ellington.

But she was a tramp anyway.

Yes.

And we go to Ellington Memorial Hospital dressed up like this with my shoulder out.

And it...

Get up.

And why are you dressed like this?

Anyway, so yes, they knocked me off the stage and broke my shoulder.

Well, the wedding just didn't go the way we planned.

It just didn't turn out the way we thought.

It was like a dumb and dumber moment.

It totally was.

It was so ridiculous.

It was so upset.

I was just fixed my shoulder.

Let me get out of here, please.

Wow.

Yeah.

Terry, how's the football game going?

Right now.

Let's see that you want to...

Can you hear me?

Hello.

Yes.

So we got an upset alert, guys.

South Carolina's up on A&M 17-3 in the second quarter.

It's not good for A&M films.

Yeah, that's not good.

Notre Dame is up 14-0 on Pitt.

That doesn't look good for you, John.

I took Notre Dame, you moron.

No, no, no.

I did.

12 and a half point favorite.

I did.

12 and a half point favorite.

Yeah.

No, no, no.

Yes.

I took Notre Dame.

It's on tape.

Maybe I didn't.

Yeah, it's on tape.

I did the wrong tape.

Okay, because I sure...

My heart was with Notre Dame after they beat the Aggies.

Oh, okay.

Anyway, are those the only two games on right now?

Yeah, game of note.

Indiana's up 7-0 on Wisconsin in the second quarter.

Indiana, of course, number two in the country.

Gotcha.

But that Aggie score is disturbing.

What do you think?

Aggie score is disturbing.

Yeah.

Well, the fact that you've transitioned from straight to Aggie is disturbing.

Well...

Well, he's quite a transition.

And he knows all the little verbal cues and things that you say.

I mean, we thought...

Howdy.

We thought that Bruce...

Howdy.

We thought Bruce Drillet, Jenner's transition was a big one.

Turley's gone full.

He has lost his factory default settings.

Well, I get...

You know, it makes sense...

That's what we call Plum Rural.

When Bruce spent all that money to transition, it's the same thing.

I spent all that money from my kid to go to that school, so I got a transition, too.

Aw, makes sense.

And Bruce never touched his health insurance whatsoever.

Yeah.

The change was cosmetic.

So does he still have a weenie?

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

Well, I notice he's starting to look like he's going...

He's heading back to his factory default settings.

This is going to sound really offensive, and I don't mean it that way.

But they all do.

Do I go back?

Huh?

That's all I'm saying.

Hey, Turley, when Rawlin's called in earlier, did you catch the dump?

Yes, I did.

I didn't even bother telling him he dropped an F bomb on him.

Jesus.

I think I got this from on the radio and TV as long as he has.

No better than to say the F were a live on nationwide radio.

But he was not on live radio.

He was on Discovery, so they were editing there.

That's true.

Live's different.

Didn't think about that.

You know, I got this week Jelly Roll, I bet he did Jelly Roll.

He had some tummy troubles on his Australian tour.

He's still dealing with that when he got home.

This is a funny part.

And of course he records everything he does.

He and his wife put together one of those little squatty potties.

And here's some of the audio.

Cut number seven if you have a mic.

Hey, what are you doing?

Trying to build a squatty potty.

A bamboo flip stool squatty potty.

Well, it's got two heights.

Unkink your colon with squatty.

Listen, and I got a kinky colon.

My colon is kinky.

Why are you pretending you even know what we're doing?

I'm frying you all over.

A little support.

I love you.

A little support.

A little support to my wife right now.

I've been with you ten years.

I've never seen you build one thing.

I've never seen you build anything.

Right.

This squatty potty is a thing.

Do you know about this thing?

Sure.

I really don't.

Can I stop you?

Sure.

This is a stool that they put in front of your toilet

so that your feet are up.

Okay.

Is it for fat people?

No, it's for anybody.

They say it's a better posture

for your pot to do your business.

Jelly Roll is building his own.

I don't want to think about Jelly Roll

or his other fans' girlfriends.

You know, he's lost more than a hundred pairs.

I just don't want to think about any of this.

They got me out here on the road of news all the time.

My wife's a whore.

They won't feed me nothing but mangoes

and salt peter.

I'm out here in Australia.

Eating eucalyptus leaves like koala bear.

They say it's good that I do your koala thing.

I'm standing outside my back door

and out back.

I'm sitting on my squatty potty

and I heard the koala singing

and they was like,

do whoppa, do whoppa, do what I do,

do whoppa.

And it helped me out,

but I can't get no koalas over here

because they're illegal in the United States.

Thank you, Joe.

But my wife can be a big whore.

Thank you, Joe.

But I can't ever do a koala.

I'm Jelly Roll.

He's almost as bad as Mark's pictures

he was trying to show me last night.

My koala bears in my squatty potty.

Get it out of me.

Get out of here, Jelly Roll.

You're a fat bastard.

Thank you, Jelly Roll.

Thank you, brother. Good job.

I'm going to sell my bar in Nashville.

No, you're not.

I'm going to try to make some money.

I only want a hundred million for it.

I ain't taking no less.

Don't loathe all me, boy.

I know what I got.

Screw you.

We have no taste.

I want me some crack.

All right.

How many people have registered for the show today?

Two hundred and we're at three eighty.

Three eighty.

That's right.

It was going to happen.

Yeah, it was going to happen.

Three hundred and eighty cars.

It's town.

It is not little cars.

It's big cars.

There's some heavy, heavy, heavy cars out there.

I can't wait to see the drone shots of this town

with five hundred cars in it.

That's just the registered cars.

That's just registered cars.

What about the other five hundred

that are attending?

Yes, like mine.

Right.

They do tend to just show up.

And it's great.

This is good stuff.

Awesome deal.

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West Coast, you're going to get another hour.

Vegas, Phoenix, L.A., K.L.O.S.

Good morning, everybody.

KGB down in San Diego.

It feels like California here today.

It does.

So beautiful.

Sunny and 80 degrees.

We're getting to steal your weather

and not pay your taxes right now.

But.

Or deal with your politicians.

Guys in the Metroplex,

if you're looking for something to do today,

come an hour south to Walnut Springs, Texas.

We're having a huge car event.

It is free.

It is awesome.

And we're going to be here all day and all night.

Chip Poos, Richard Rawlins, Dennis Collins,

and myself will be back up here on this stage

at 1230 Central doing a Q&A with the audience.

Thank you guys for tuning in.

Everybody, thanks for coming.

And it's just getting started.

It's just getting started.

Radiator Springs, USA.

We got it back here today.

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Join us again each and every Saturday

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Locker out.

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