#533 John Clay Wolfe Show 12.06.25

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We've come a long, long way together, through the hard times and the...

Good morning, everybody.

Company Christopher Carter here this weekend.

And I had a few cocktails last night and invited everybody out this morning.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, boy.

My wife reminded me of it this morning.

You know, there's a good chance they bring donuts, though, Charlie, so that...

I mean, that could be a very positive thing.

Colaches.

I need something greasy right now.

Wow.

Yeah.

I need something greasy.

Did you guys drink a lot last night?

A little bit.

Huh.

We continued over at the saloon.

Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah.

I should've...

I cut it off just in time to make it into the T-Show today.

What is it about?

You know, when you got over it, you're 21 and you drink like a fish and it's

just...

By the time...

It's just like a fish.

No, but when you're 21, that's what you do.

By the time you're like 35, you're over it and it's cool, but you get into that once

in a while, usually a strip bar, but then, you know, there's certain places you get

into and you're like, boy, I'm going to drink tonight.

Wait, wait, wait.

By 35, you're over it?

The W is six saloon.

Is that kind of joint?

It is.

I walk into there and I'm like, whiskey, sir.

Boy, I'm going to drink tonight.

It's just a good mood, good times kind of playing.

It is.

Looks like a movie set.

It is.

It's so cool.

Yeah, it's a good atmosphere to you.

You did a good job on this that you've never been on the big stage before.

Alone.

Never.

I've never been there alone.

Yeah.

And you did a good job.

Great job.

The sound sounded right.

Really?

Yeah.

You're very kind.

Thank you.

I'm really...

I'm just trying to get out of a Christmas bonus.

I'm still pretty self-conscious playing by myself up there.

No, it was good.

It was a good background.

It was what you did on it.

When you're up there, do you feel like you're naked and your cods are hanging

down to your knees?

No, I go into a zone and it's cool.

Your cods just knit.

Can I knit tie?

I just hope it sounds okay.

I just hope it comes out okay.

You know, our bunch responded pretty good.

We do something.

We play rock songs on acoustics.

Right.

Which you don't see everywhere all the time.

You know, those are my favorite episodes of like, behind the music stuff.

MTV Unplugged.

Love the Clapton and Nirvana and Kiss Unplugged shows.

Like it can be done.

That was a good one.

That Nirvana Unplugged on New York City.

Love them all.

Live at Darryl's house is always just bald.

That's not really acoustic, but yeah.

It was okay.

You know, I played something Paul and I never do because he hasn't like figured out his

and never yet, but the, that Journey song Love and Touch and Squeezing.

Yep.

Yeah, we play that on acoustic.

And I think it's pretty cool.

You did a great job on that.

And our bunch seemed to like it.

So, yeah, it's all right.

Well, thank you.

That's, I'm always a little nervous when I'm by myself.

Christmas parties are always interesting.

We didn't have any fights last night and nobody came up and did anything.

Told me, but there was a filter on this one.

What?

There was a natural built-in filter.

Yeah, a four drink minimum.

Nope, it's not even that.

Nobody, nobody cared about that.

Did anybody have any accidents that we know of?

Yes.

Okay.

There was a pass out.

Oh, no, no, I'm in a car accident.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

There was a pass out?

Yeah, you know, somebody had a little bit too much.

And passed out?

Yeah.

Male or female?

It's not a give me the Vin Christmas party unless somebody passes out.

Male or female?

Female.

I had to catch her in...

43 or 52?

No, younger.

Okay.

Oh, younger.

Yeah.

I don't want to say the name.

I know, of course.

Does she have a nose ring?

No, no, no.

Because that girl was put to be tied now.

There was several that were...

I think the four drink minimum turned into doubles of four drink minimums.

So that...

There was a way around it.

So everybody was...

It was awesome, really.

It was for Christmas parties you've had.

The wife was like, this is one of the better ones you've guys done.

I was like, really?

Well, the built-in filter was the distance.

Because it's...

We had the company Christmas party in Walnut Springs.

So you had to drive to Glenrose and then get on the bus to the rattlesnake in Walnut Springs.

So I mean, it was a journey of a Christmas party.

No pun on your journey song, right?

Love and touch and squeezing.

But...

And so there's a lot of people like, I don't want to go that far.

I don't want to do that.

Where are we staying, honey?

Well, they got us all hotels.

And then we got to shuttle back to 10 more minutes back to the town.

And then...

So there's a filter that you lose a lot of people.

Not that I was trying to run people off, but the turnout was just fine.

It was great.

Yeah.

And then, you know, we had staff members from Washington, DC, from LA, from Florida.

Arkansas driving in.

Chicago driving in.

Driving in from Chicago.

That's a little responsibility on a host to make...

Like, God, I got to make sure it's worthwhile for these guys.

No kidding.

I should have got them all hats.

Everybody likes those hats.

I think we're going to get a bunch of hats for everybody and just send them after the

fact.

But yeah, that was a good one.

Hey, attorneys on the radio.

I want to talk to you.

800-800-7234.

And my question is, so we did this four drink minimum at the bar for the Christmas

party.

We did tickets.

Does that really help our liability?

Really?

I mean, like, was that just an obstacle of nothing?

Or does it, like in a court of law, an accident?

Because when you drag them all the way out here, we got everybody a shuttle bus.

And we have them in places to stay and all that good stuff.

But you just think about the liability on the dark country roads driving.

You know, the guy, me, right?

I'm going to go on home, right?

And they're drunk.

80 miles out of town.

I think 60.

Get it straight.

But yeah.

There should be a new shirt for the company.

Liability waiver.

By wearing this shirt.

Yeah.

You just have that walking around.

Oh, you've signed the liability waiver.

It's like Turley says, though.

It's almost like the four drink, you know, ticket deal you do.

It's almost like the company match, though, because you're going to buy

as four.

And a lot of people are like, well, that's four I can buy myself.

It becomes an eight drink affair.

Yeah.

Right.

Yeah.

But what I mean, what I would have rather done is just open bar and pay

for all the drinks.

So that's not, that was not the thing.

That would have been a very different outcome.

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It always is.

800-800 radio.

If you know, like if you're a lawyer or judge.

I'd rather talk to a judge and know the liability.

And also if you have kids over at your house, high schoolers that

are drinking and one leaves, how liable is the parent?

Oh.

And also if you're having a holiday party with adults.

That's a good one.

And JD gets drunk again.

Oh, yeah.

And leaves and kills a busload of Zimalians.

Wow.

It's very specific.

Wow.

What is the liability?

What's the real liability?

Zimalians.

Zimbabwe.

Just let it go.

That's one we let go.

The phones are not ringing.

Yeah, we're live today.

The phones are not ringing.

So obviously we have no lawyers on our relationship this morning.

That is a good one though.

Christmas parties at your own house.

At your own house.

Are you liable?

Mm-hmm.

I mean, you're adults.

I mean, I would think, hey, you made your decisions, right?

So.

You can see.

No.

You can see anybody.

You can see anybody for anything.

Like the bartenders have to be TABC certified,

but it's somebody's house.

You don't have to be anything.

Right.

And then when the kids come over, right?

In high school, when you see this, we've all done it.

You know, Hooters Mom.

Remember Hooters?

Mm-hmm.

Hooters Mom was cool with the keg.

So on any Friday or Saturday night when we ran out of stuff to do,

there's a good chance in Hooters Backyard there was nice down keg

because Hooters Mom was cool, right?

So everybody loves Hooters Mom.

Hooters Mom.

And that's, you know, what was Hooters Mom's liability?

Did she grab everybody's keys?

No, that was part of her job.

Yeah, it wasn't.

That's what they always did at the Cool Mom's house where I went.

Okay.

Collecting the keys.

Can't get them back.

So what if you do BYOB Christmas party?

They're responsible because they brought their own booze, right?

Right.

I don't know.

Would that be a way to get around anybody suing you?

That would show up in court.

Yeah, because I used to, any Christmas party I went to,

there was a bottle in the car.

You have a bottle in your car right now, don't you?

I do actually have a bottle in my car.

Of all the people that will win, a bottle of booze.

You won a bottle of alcohol?

I did.

Yeah, there was some great door prizes giving away at the Christmas party.

Of all people.

All the people that will win booze.

The 20-year sober guy.

A good, nice bottle too.

I got in trouble for going behind the bar.

I went back, I went to get some ice.

Oh, listen to him whine.

I did.

I went back there to get some ice and they jumped on me.

They went, you're not allowed back here.

I'm so sorry.

Dude, I kind of own the place and they do that to me too.

I was like, I know the owner.

They're like, I don't care.

Get off behind the bar.

I'm just getting ice.

Who was it?

It was one of the ladies.

Oh, she's doing her job.

She's doing her job.

By the way, BABO as an emcee, you used your opportunity to hit on somebody.

Did he?

Did you not notice that?

You're introducing of Maxine.

Oh.

That's all it was.

The sexiest, the classiest, smartest, most friendly.

Good looking.

I thought that was really good.

And Maxine seemed to enjoy it as well.

Oh, I'm sure.

She was very appreciative.

That was quite the intro.

Yeah, I was like, damn pre-K.

I didn't get that kind of intro.

He goes, well, I wasn't hitting on you.

Yeah.

Hey, here's Turley.

Good morning.

What you got?

Yeah, I think you are 100% live or if you let them leave the party and they've been drinking.

Really?

Okay.

I mean, are you just a dude from Oklahoma with an opinion or do you have any like paper

behind your name?

I guess an opinion.

All right.

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I appreciate you calling in.

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Kevin in Orlando, what you got?

Hey there.

I have a 03 Lincoln Town Car.

And it's got 61,000 miles.

But it has been slightly modified.

As a stretch limousine.

I think I got drunk in that thing in high school.

On prom night.

Oh, now I see the notes.

You bought it.

You gave 4 grand for it.

You want to know if you got a good deal?

Yeah.

So I paid just under 4,000 for it.

And it was just, I saw it on Facebook Marketplace.

Didn't really think too much about it.

I just thought, hey, that'd be cool to buy a limo.

You bought it about as cheap as you can buy one.

But they're hard to sell.

Because like being a limo service,

nobody wants to be caught dead in a 03 Lincoln Town Car.

So it's, it's difficult to buy a limo.

So it's, it's difficult to pimp out.

Now, ghetto events.

You could probably provide services at times.

Or some keen sierras in very small towns.

But other than that,

I don't think you're going to get rich running it.

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Monica, oh, you've got, quick on the insurance.

What have you got?

So you are, you do have a shared liability, whatever you host.

You hire someone to serve it, BYOB, or you're serving it.

If they go out, get an accident.

Okay. Thank you.

Savannah, you're in Florida.

You're a retired attorney.

Are you there?

Yes, I'm here.

My question was, it says that you're a retired attorney,

but you didn't quite get the question.

I was just wondering the liability,

if you have a Christmas party at your house

and people come over and they drink at your Christmas party.

Can I ask you to slow down?

Because I'm retired due to disability,

cognitive disability.

Can I ask you to slow down

and repeat the question slower?

Are the hosts responsible for Christmas parties

if liquor is served?

Oh, okay. Thank you for the question.

So I want to be clear that I do,

although my license is active.

And we'll be back in a minute.

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Hey Chris in Rockville, Maryland.

I'm looking at your 24 Jeep Grand Cherokee L third row

that says all-wheel drive,

but it also says limited.

And the all-wheel drive on a limited

is not an available option.

Is it a four-wheel drive?

I guess, yeah, yeah. Absolutely, baby.

Is it a six-cylinder or four?

I mean, a six-cylinder and eight.

Six.

Okay, here we go.

Six, 3.6-inch dark, yeah.

And it's 36,000 miles.

You drive a lot.

I do.

I got about a 30-mile one-way commute in the mornings.

God, how long does that take up there?

Is the traffic bad?

In the morning, it depends if I leave at 4.30.

It's about 45 minutes.

If I leave at 5.30,

it's about 55.

Right.

I'm a 27-5 buyer.

On this Jeep?

Yeah.

I'm way upside down, then.

You know, most people that own Grand Cherokees

are way upside down

because they rent a lot of those cars.

Tons of those units are in the lease

and rental fleets.

And so there's a lot of them coming off

on the used market,

and it's always screwed.

Got it.

The Jeep Grand Cherokees have always been

a super-big depreciator from the beginning.

Thank you.

800-800-7234-800-800-Radio.

Crab, what are you doing?

What are you doing?

What do you know?

Hey.

What's Terrence feel about the drug boats

being blown out of the water?

Trump says,

fishing boats are okay,

but drug boats aren't.

Well, I would have to ask Terrence.

Thank you.

If Terrence wants to call in

and a speech impediment,

Terrence, if you're around,

please call in and let us know.

I don't know.

Well, I'll just have a good time

when I'm there with you.

Who's this?

It's me.

Oh.

He just does voice changes

from the whole time.

Go back to it, will you?

I believe this is...

That sounds like a little,

like your little Elmer character,

Filmer.

They said much people

would go come out of here.

I didn't know you were at the party.

Yeah.

And I got a call from DJ Ryde.

Yeah.

And he said,

you did that drunk raccoon

in the liquor store or something, yeah?

Oh.

He said,

when you come down to Texas,

you do the show.

Oh, that's right.

The drunk raccoon was

at the Christmas party.

Oh, totally.

Yeah.

I saw him passed out in the corner.

Yeah.

I said,

well,

was it pay?

He said,

well,

I'll give you some whiskey.

Yeah.

I said,

okay.

I'll do it.

A liquor store in Virginia.

This guy right here broke

into a liquor store,

believe it or not,

this week.

And the intruder broke through

the ceiling panel,

helped himself to some of

the bottom shelf whiskey.

He wanted to pass out

in the bathroom.

And the reason he can only

drink the bottom shelf stuff

is that's all he can reach.

Uh-huh.

There's the local news story

cut number nine.

A burglar that broke into

a Virginia store was caught

by police asleep in the

bathroom.

It gets even better.

That burglar was a raccoon.

Now, you're probably wondering

how it ended up passed out

on the bathroom floor.

Here's how.

This was a liquor store.

And from the looks of things,

that raccoon went on a serious

bender.

He fell through the ceiling tile.

That's how he entered

the ABC store.

He managed to knock down

all the bottles,

drink some of the beverages,

and then stumble into the

bathroom where he ultimately

locked himself in there

and passed out next to

the toilet.

According to the police

report,

the drunk raccoon was taken

to a shelter to sober up

and to get a talk into about

its poor life choices

before being released

on its own recognizance.

Attorney Savon in Florida,

what do you think

about the drunk raccoon

story?

Oh, hi.

Hi.

Oh, okay.

You're there.

Okay.

So,

sorry,

I tuned out.

I had ADHD.

And ADD.

Sorry.

Can you say it again?

No.

Okay.

So, I'll tell you the answer.

According to my best friend,

ChatGBT.

Okay.

This is very smart

and never wrong.

Okay.

Very rarely wrong.

Social host liability

exists in many states.

It's a legal concept

that a private person

at a bar or restaurant

can be held responsible

if they serve alcohol

and someone gets injured.

The biggest rule is

that serving minors

is always high liability

in almost every state.

And, of course,

every state's laws

depends on the Tenth Amendment.

You know,

under the Tenth Amendment,

because under the Tenth Amendment

of our Constitution,

all states have the right

to determine

all the rules

regarding the health,

welfare, and safety

of their citizens.

And that's why

it would be impossible

to say

what it would be

in any state.

You would have to know

what state it applies to.

But generally speaking,

the rule is that

if they're a minor...

Blah, blah, blah!

Under strict liability

and also serving adults

is more complicated.

Does that help?

Yes, thank you.

Oh, my God.

When I'm talking,

you're not talking.

No, when I'm talking,

you're not talking.

800-800-7234-800-800-Radio.

I'm sorry.

What you want is

an attorney with ADHD.

And ADD.

And just reading it

from in the Internet.

Right, right, right, right.

She sounds so nice

when she's talking,

but her setups are pretty firm.

I was like, hmm.

Go ahead.

We get some weird calls

on this show.

In fact,

I'm not sure I've ever been

any radio show

that gets the strange calls.

But this particular week,

a radio host in D.C.

got a call from a guy.

This is sort of in the

what's wrong with people

department.

He got a call from a guy

who had a picture

of a dead body

that this guy had found

18 days earlier.

What?

Now the weird part

Well, I'll let you,

I'll let the story

explain it to number five.

I sent Diane a few pictures

of me exploring nature

and look what I came upon.

Dude, you found a dead body?

Yes.

This may sound sick,

but I've always wanted

to come upon

something like that.

Tell me you called the police.

Yeah, no, not yet.

Dude, call the cops.

Yeah, are there remains

still out on that campsite?

Yes.

It's along the highway.

There are whatever.

Can you please call the police?

Yes, I'm going to do that today.

Good idea.

How do you find it dead body?

He sounds like an old drunk.

The caller does.

Yeah.

I would not surprise me

to have one of our

listeners call Bill Geff

on a dead body.

When?

About a month ago.

Is he telling you about it?

Nope.

No.

He's wanted to walk up on land.

The weird part is

I've always thought

I've always wanted to come

across something like that

in the woods.

I'm not so sure

that there.

Necrophilia.

Yeah.

The guy's either got

a really clear conscience

or he's crazy.

Or he did it.

Yeah.

That's about the worst thing

you can find in the woods.

Oh, can you imagine?

I like the radio guy

that needs to call the police.

Please call the police

because I'm on the radio

and I talk like this.

Hi, my name's John Clay Wolf.

This is John Clay Wolf

Show.

Good morning.

It's a great morning

out here

and I know I need to slow

down for Savon

because she has

ADHD.

We're on the radio

and she's stuck fast.

Cool.

When I went to the I Heart

concert in Fort Worth,

the Jingle Ball.

Yeah.

So funny.

Still, I've been doing this

20 years.

But meeting these guys.

Hey, good morning, Johnman.

I love hearing your show.

You're great.

Tell me the

listen every weekend.

Tell me the last thing.

Tell me something from

last weekend show.

Oh, man, last weekend

we were at their house

with the kids.

You don't listen nothing

but that's fine.

But the radio guys

are so cheesy.

And when you have

the meetings with them

and all the execs,

they've got the big voices too

because, you know,

I used to do a little

summer stock, you know.

It's funny how you

mentioned radio.

I've done radio

many, many years, John.

You might be able to

tell by the way I'm talking.

I actually never stop

talking to give you

an opportunity to respond.

Here's the thing.

Oh, you've got

Myron on the air

from Minneapolis,

St. Paul.

Myron says he

found a dead body

in the woods.

And you believe that,

everybody.

Myron tells

about the dead body.

That's so radio.

Hey, put it back on hold,

Pre-K.

Siobhan's calling back.

Oh, no.

Oh, gosh, man.

Husband.

Yeah, hi.

You're on the air.

Yeah.

Hey, Siobhan,

ADHD attorney,

ADD attorney,

and actually I've got

bipolar OCD.

I've also got

a complex PTSD

but I wanted to get to this.

Yes.

About dead bodies.

My husband,

the reason I have

complex PTSD

is because my husband

was found dead

by a rehab

and so I wanted to talk

about dead bodies

and I was like,

well,

I don't want to say

you might be weird

like you might be

weirder than you think

I am in this call

because actually,

and I am very nice,

you picked that up.

Good good way

to read the room.

But I did want

to say this.

So you mentioned

that you wanted

to find a dead body.

You wish you

found something

like that

in the woods.

No, I did not.

Hey, hey,

I did not.

We were playing

a news clip

of a guy

that was talking

to someone

and that's what you heard.

Well, what you were

actually doing

was making fun

of somebody

who's disabled

on the radio

and I think you're a bully

and I think you're

kind of mean unintentionally.

Like,

you were saying

I need to slow down

but yeah,

you know what that is

an ADA accommodation,

something I didn't

learn in law school

because the ADA

did not exist.

Do you know

do you know

what the ADA is?

It stands

for American

Disabilities Act

and it was signed

into law

program if you can't learn

to shut up.

So this

brings in another topic.

Did anybody watch

the football game

the other night

and notice

that in the ad

there was

an advertisement

forward-facing advertisement

for a drug company

called

Kobinfi

for schizophrenia.

Really?

I mean,

is that what America's

come to?

Yes.

Where they're promoting

schizophrenia medicine

like we're the better

schizophrenia medicine.

Ask your other

personalities.

They'll tell you.

Ask everybody in your head.

I mean the creator

was such a skit

he named the product

after his multiple personalities

Cole, Ben and Fiona.

You know the country

I mean,

that just really threw me on.

They're promoting it, yeah.

A schizophrenia

for medicine.

Is it over the counter?

Sounds fun.

No, it's not.

Over the counter.

We'll be back in a minute.

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This is the John Clay

Wolf Show.

And we love

Siobhan.

Be right back.

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I know a guy

that used to hire prostitutes

and take him

swinger parties

so he could swap off

with other people's lives. That's pretty creative this holiday season. Very, very much so. Yeah.

Rest in peace, Aaron Washbaugh. No, I'm kidding. It wasn't wash. Wow. But I just thought about

that. Wow. Yeah, this guy, well this other guy was having an affair and he took his side

piece and they would go to the swingers party and swap off. Sure. I mean, what a hustle

that dude was running. It's probably more common than you think having, hiring somebody or bringing

somebody, you know, that's a ringer into a swingers party because you can't go in by

yourself as a male. Right. And you know this YJD? I don't know. I've just heard people

talk about it. It was in a movie once. Wingers, swingers. You know one bringer. 800-800-7234-800-800 radio.

Carolyn, Virginia, good morning earlier. Hi. Thank you guys for putting me on. That's kind of a funny

topic to come in on, but it actually is pretty fitting because, well, I just really wanted to

give a shout out to my kids. Honestly, Lincoln, Eleanor, Benjamin, and Reagan in West Virginia

I haven't seen them in a while and I miss them dearly and I'm trying to make it possible so that I can

see them as soon as possible. But thank you for the time on the air. Yeah, I just wanted to mention

the last topic you guys were talking about, the schizophrenia medication. That has just been

kind of like a large game piece in my life. Yeah, it's really like a negotiating factor

or a mood stabilizer. It's a negotiating factor in my family cases and I don't necessarily think

it's fair that it can be done, but it is something that our society does, which is kind of unfortunate.

I think it places people. I mean, some people do truly need it, but I think some people

don't benefit as much as like rooms that maybe had been tested for that medication.

Thank you for calling in. Trish in Florida. Hey, John. Yo, I just want you to know that I

appreciate your humor. Thank you. I do too. And the thing is these women that call in and harass you

guys, I just, I love it when you give it right back because they just need to keep their nose

to themselves. Seriously. I listen to you guys every Saturday and you guys make me laugh.

I just, I go to the hunting camp every Saturday and just tell the guys about all the stuff I hear.

Thank you. We'd love to know you're out there. I appreciate Trish. All right, bye.

800-800-7234-800-800 radio. Now, I don't think you were making fun of meds, by the way,

because I think people are getting that. I was just shocked that they're advertising for

schizophrenia medicine on the NFL Thursday night game. Yeah. And I mean, so you're at

the doctor and bad news, John, you're a schizophrenic. Oh man. My wife's been telling me that for years.

Well, I'm going to put you on Babo's side. No, no, no. I want that medicine that I saw during the

football game. Right. Ask your doctor. Ask your doctor. I need that. Well, that's really not

a good one. But no, I want it because I saw it on the football game. I mean, is that really

how is that? I mean, what is the target audience that they're advertising to? How small,

how much money do they make on that medication for the three people that actually fight with

the doctor and say, no, no, no, I don't want Babo's side. I want Johnny's side.

That's a great question. I mean, because who's going to go and do that? I don't know.

Let's get schizophrenic, I guess. Well, you'll understand this. Your conga,

all they're doing is creating a lead. When they instruct a watcher to ask your doctor,

they're going to go to their doctor and ask their doctor by name about that medication,

and they're going to get it. And the doctor gets a cut and it's all, it's all business,

but it may help. Yeah. And actually, a lot of TV news, they've been advertising

the schizophrenic aid drugs for a few years. Really? Yeah. And I was really surprised to see

it then, but I haven't seen it like in mainstream sports. I know a guy that was paying off

doctors to write his script in for this cream. And he went to jail for eight months

and one of his partners went to jail for longer, but they were selling the cream under the, what's

the insurance for the military? USAA? Something. No, but anyway, the veterans act, they were

selling the cream to the government. Yeah, VA care. The VA something. I'm butchering this,

but it doesn't matter. And they were paying, so they were charging about 10,000, I believe,

for one script. And they're paying the doctors like $2 or $2,500 to write the script.

Wow. And that is highly illegal. Highly. Highly. And they were so rich. It was ridiculous.

Running around in Gulf Streams. I found out about it because there was a Lamborghini

Aventador that was getting shopped around town. And like the third time I got called on it

from another dealership, like Ferrari Dallas or something. And he said who it was. Like,

I know that dude. He said, do you not know what's going on? He said, they're selling all their stuff

because they're getting ready to go down. Wow. They went down. It happens, man. About 10 or 12

years ago, that's how a Oxycontin got so popular. Yep. I know a doctor in prison now who was

doing a pill mill, basically bringing in homeless people, writing them scripts. What they would

do, the thing is, you bring them in, they don't have any problems, but they,

the doctor says, you know, you need this. And so they go out, they get the pen and

medication, they bring the pills back to the doctor, they give them a hundred bucks and

then the homeless person goes on his way, then they resell those pills. He is now in prison.

He's out. He's out. He's out. He got 13 years. He's out. I mean, it's in the paper,

so I'm not bringing, just not like behind us. And I gotta be real careful with that one because

his son has wound up being a pretty good friend of mine. Okay. But yeah, we used to talk

about him a lot. He was y'all's Dr. Field good on the Russ Martin Show. Yeah, I don't want to

go down that route. Okay. We're just keeping it real, man. We're keeping it real. This show's

about keeping it real. I did not know he got out. He is out for sure. Or he's just fixing it.

Bobo. But he got 13 years, so obviously he got out early. Something's going off.

So I'm sure it's one of Bobo's devices. 800-800-7234-800-800 radio. Mike in Memphis,

Tennessee. What you got, bud? Hey, I could think you could sell ice to an Eskimo, but

anyway, these broads need to keep this. Can you imagine being that broad's husband, that freaking

lawyer broad? Oh my gosh. I was thinking about that as well as talking to her.

Yeah. Oh, I couldn't take that. Do you know why the woman crossed the road?

No. To get to the kitchen. Mike in Memphis, Tennessee. Greetings from Memphis, Tennessee.

Harrison in Florida, 96 Mercury Cougar with 72,000 miles, wants 3500.

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Ian in Texas, what have you got? Yeah, yeah, that buddy of mine, he's going to a pretty hard

divorce down here over here in Dallas. And I was hearing that lady, that attorney,

she's got all the degrees with her, ADHD or ADPDSD, and Karen, Karen ain't, can't give

darn syndrome and in her hearing age or what have you. Well, I think we ought to get that attorney

for my buddy's wife. There you go. Whatever your name was, call his buddy's wife. She's looking

for an attorney. Like, did you dump it? Yeah. I heard what he said. He did say the word,

but he didn't say it in a sexually titillating way. I might have been a little quick because I

thought he was going to get into that. So, Charlie's a little anal about the dump.

Jesus Christ. It'll allow me to demonstrate. Right. Van Dam and Houston, what you got? I'm

tripping. I figured I'd call in because everybody was being downers earlier. I figured I'd get

a little step in the, in the show. Okay. Are you feeling, are you feeling a little off?

Oh, no, I'm feeling good, brother. I'm feeling good. You talk about how, you know, ADD and,

uh, and, uh, you know, having ADHD and stuff like that. How treatments for that? This is a treatment

for that. What? I'll help you out. These things out real quick. What, what, what's the treatment?

Oh, you know, it's, you know, LSD. LSD? Yeah. Acid. Whatever you want to call it.

Are you tripping on acid? Yes, sir. I am.

All right. All right. All right. Nine o'clock such a time.

What a weird day. This is, this is like, this feels like a holiday weekend, but it's not. It does.

People are starting to party early. 800-800-7234-800-800 radio. Good morning,

Detroit. Congratulations on your big win on Thursday night. I'm glad that the refs were on

your side because there is zero chance that that was offensive pass interference in the end zone.

Zero, zero, less than zero. How did they not, in a, in a, in a time of replay,

how in the hell did they not unwind that bad call?

They, they had it for a year where they would do, uh, reversals on pass interference calls,

but it got too controversial and CNFL said, nah, no, we're not going to do that anymore.

It took a lot of damn time in the middle of a game is what it did. Ferguson,

who's the guy covering Ferguson linebacker? I can't remember.

I had, this is true. I don't have a network where I can watch those games. Okay.

It's on prime. I know at my house right now. It's a long story.

I had to listen to the game on XM radio and I listened to the Detroit team announcers.

Right. And they said, oh, well, of course, that was Ferguson pass interference.

They first said, oh, it looks like a pass interference. There's a flag on the field.

They were like, well, I, I think, yeah, he's, you know, that's fair. That's a good call. He,

he had, he had hands all over Ferguson. Then they call it against Ferguson. They go,

yeah, Ferguson's actually, he's got a pass interference off it.

I mean, I hate to be the person to say this, but he did, when he swam across,

did grab his pads just a little bit. But did you not see how he molested him?

I know. Chargers filed for molestation from the defense.

It could have been both ways. That's what it really is.

I think Ferguson was impregnated by that defender.

It could have gone both ways.

Like he's carrying twins. I mean, it couldn't have gone both ways.

It was off, it was defensive pass interference. It cost us the game.

That wasn't the only kind of questionable call either.

I didn't, they get pickings on one of those today.

Yeah, but he had his hand in the guy's face.

I don't care.

It didn't cost them the game.

Kansas City, what you got?

This is Dave from Casey. I got two things, man.

I have been hung over all week. I felt like it was Thanksgiving

when I was watching Detroit play Dallas. It was awful.

But I want to know your opinion. This Sunday,

you think the Chiefs got a chance and is Damian Pierce going to score a touchdown?

That's all I got.

First of all, I need to know who they're playing.

It's a big game. It's actually part one of our picks.

Let's do it right now.

Okay. That game is the Texans, 7-5 at 6-6 Kansas City Chiefs.

So the Chiefs are three and a half point favorites.

That's at 7-20 central in Peacock.

Chiefs, this is basically they have to win.

I'm going to take the Texans with the points.

It worked for you last time to do that.

I'm not. I'm going to take the Chiefs because I think just my homes,

you saw what he, even though they didn't beat the Cowboys,

he still has that magic about them.

And at home, they're not going to lose at home.

What has the Chiefs lost?

What changed in the recipe in the arsenal?

I mean, something is way off. This is not normal.

I think a lot of football for them.

I mean, think about it.

Three out of four years playing all those games in the playoffs,

in the Super Bowl, it takes a toll on your body.

So all those extra games.

Do they need some meds?

They should call that chicken floater and get some.

I mean, I think it's just, they're worn out.

Their bodies are worn out.

And some of it is, everybody's kind of gotten,

they know what to do with the recipe to beat them.

Because they didn't add it.

They didn't add.

The biggest BS crap one.

Listen to what he's saying.

I mean, that is just shut up.

They haven't added anything either.

Because it's what you have to do is you have to add.

They had eight months off.

They're just tired.

I agree on both counts.

Total hours of operation.

They are playing a lot more games than other teams.

Secondly, they are probably the most studied offense

in the league for the past five years.

I'll add a third too.

I think their run game is very diminished this year

compared to the last three years.

And they've got the backs, but they're just,

they're not either feeding him enough or he's worn out.

Do you see Pateka?

What do you do?

Total 12 yards the whole game?

Yeah, just not enough to even give him to himself.

I think it's Taylor Swift, dude.

I'm telling you.

Ah, that's it.

The Swiftie account.

It's the new album drop.

It threw him off.

I mean, David Bowie ruined Freddie Mercury, so.

There you go.

While we're on that, I guess the picks you want to do

the other NFL picks to.

At, let's see, the Bears at the Packers.

Bears.

Packers are six and a half point favorites.

You're just going straight up.

No, I'm taking the points.

Butthole.

You said the bear like right away.

Bears, bears.

I knew there would be a line.

But I'm just going with it.

All right.

Well, I believe the Packers will win,

but they don't win by six and a half.

So we're on the same page there.

So we have to move the line.

Okay.

Then you move it.

All right.

Do the Bears win by three and a half?

Or you mean the Packers?

I'm sorry.

The Packers win by three and a half.

I'll take that.

I'll stick with the Bears.

All right.

There you go.

There's the.

And then one other game.

Steelers six and six at six and six Ravens.

That's for that conference out there in the AFC.

Out there.

We're talking to those people right now.

Good morning, DC.

Good morning, Baltimore.

Good morning, Pittsburgh.

It's time for a battle.

Ravens are six and a half point favorites.

It's at home.

So what the Steelers laid an egg last week.

I'm going to go with the Steelers in those points.

Damn.

All right.

I'll let you take that.

It's not the best bet I've ever made.

No.

I don't think so either.

That's a hard one to bet, man, though.

The sick quarterback bowl.

Do you want to save the college for a little bit later?

Because we've got about a minute to go to break.

So I'm sorry about your North Texans.

Yeah.

University of North Texas.

All those folks, the RTA, VF majors and stuff,

they were, you know, the radio guys.

We were all excited to see them.

I mean, I remember going to games at Fouts Field.

Okay.

Fouts Field is a high school stadium.

Right.

To see that school.

This is Turley's alma mater, by the way.

So to see that school actually having a shot.

Yes.

It's just a shot to be in the playoffs.

It was just cool to see.

But they later, they just couldn't get it done.

Seeing them on the leaderboard, man,

seeing them in the standings.

That was awesome last week.

Have they played a good team all year?

Was this the first real team they played?

No, they played South Florida,

which was ranked at the time.

And they got blown out of that

because they turn over the ball.

Who got blown out?

Texans.

Yeah, North Texas.

Okay.

So they played two good teams.

They got blown out in both.

Pretty much.

And it's all turnovers.

Four turnovers.

But the quarterback is allegedly

the best quarterback in the country?

Oh, he's the best.

But he's freshman.

He's young.

Now, y'all's coach just went to OSU?

Yeah, Oklahoma State.

So he's going to take that quarterback with him?

Probably, yeah.

Okay.

I just wanted to add a little salt to the wound.

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Tom, you have a non-running 13 Nissan Versa,

Altima Girl, Keisha.

Would you sell it or donate it for tax purposes?

He went to SMU.

Rob, I just donated.

I mean, the car's worth $100.

How much?

I mean, like $100.

It's just junk.

We would buy that car, pick it up with a record,

take it to Co-part, sell it.

We'd give you $100 for it.

We'd sell for $400.

We'd make $50 or lose $50 after fees.

What about one of those donation places?

Like, would that song give me the cars for kids?

Cars for kids, and they'll probably give you a voucher for $2,500.

And then you'd have your tax break.

Oh, well, okay.

That's the way to go.

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Lauren, you got put on Ritlin as a young man?

Is that right?

Yes, sir.

Good morning.

Thanks for coming to work today.

Yeah, I wanted to touch on that subject, you know.

Hold tight.

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I went on a date this week, actually.

Yeah?

Yeah.

And the guy said I look like John Benet Ramsey.

And she was still alive.

I was like, you look like the killer if they found him.

And we had a fun night of role playing.

What are you doing?

Like this.

I think I'll see him again.

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Good morning, Florida.

We skipped the Florida news segment.

We've got to do it real quick.

But before that, I want to talk to Lauren.

Lauren, what's your story, man?

You're a Ritlin.

You OD on Ritlin?

Yeah, almost.

I was a child who was a white boy who was born and raised

in East L.A., small city.

Thank you for pointing out that you're Caucasian.

Yes.

Yes, yes.

So basically, I had a lot of problems at school, a lot of fights.

Just, you know, I would think it was a normal lifestyle,

but obviously it wasn't.

Enough where I was kicked out of every single school

and then sent to another school and downing.

That's where a lead singer from Metallica came from.

Then kicked out of their continuation school

where they had to give me Ritlin just to stay in school.

How it made me feel was, uh, duh, you know, straight duh,

did not do good in school at all.

Um, enough where I started, uh, car repossessing with my father,

so now I'm still in cars and selling them to, you know...

Did that cause a rectal dysfunction?

Oh, it is.

It is.

That's my passion.

There we go.

That's what I wanted to know.

Jessica in Colorado.

So, yeah, you guys were talking about blow-up stories.

Yeah.

Fireworks, yeah.

So my husband and I was the first Fourth of July

we ever spent together.

And a friend of his does like a big firework show

in their backyard.

They have, like, land like enough to where...

Are you smiling right now?

...there's a dot around your face afterwards.

I'm smiling.

Yeah, I can feel your smile coming through the phone.

Yeah, no, it is quite funny

because I am very happily married,

but, um, I do think I saved my husband's life quite a bit.

But you're horny and you want to hook up a barbo?

Wait, I'm sorry.

What did you say?

What age did you lose your virginity?

No, I said, tell me about your...

Tell me about your bottle rocket story real quick.

Yeah, so, no, I mean, I saved myself a firm marriage

because, um, yeah, the...

But anyway, so yeah, the bottle...

Is it a bottle rocket story or saving yourself story?

No, I mean, the saving myself story is a lie,

so I'll tell you the bottle rocket story, which is true.

So we...

Anyway, so we're at...

We're doing these fireworks

and people are holding Roman candles in their hands.

And, like, letting them pop off.

And my husband, he is first-generation.

His parents are, like, immigrants from the Soviet Union,

so they never really, like, lit off fireworks.

And he didn't really have experience handling fireworks,

whereas, like, my dad dresses up in, like,

full World Barbon Army gear and, like...

How long have you and your husband been married?

Yes, every fourth of life.

Uh, a year and a half.

How many times a week do you all do it?

Uh, it depends.

I'm a full-time mechanical engineering student,

so four, if I'm not super busy, but when I'm not in school,

I don't know, at least once or twice a day.

That's more than four, honey.

I don't know if your engineering degree had a math class.

I said, no, I said when I'm in school, four.

But I'm not.

Sometimes we're, yeah.

And that's really all we wanted to know.

Thank you for calling.

But I'll bet all four times are fantastic.

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I don't know if I can even begin to top the colors we've got today.

What in the hell is going on?

Well, you may say that in Florida.

You know, it's only funny.

Only in Florida do you hear,

and they wrestled the alligator stories.

Deputies in Sarasota County wrestled a massive,

get this, 14-foot, 600-pound alligator off a residential street.

This is why my wife, Kim, will not let us move to Florida.

Recording seven deputies, a professional trapper,

and quite a bit of wrangling, awkward wrangling.

Here's according to the sergeant,

here's some of the body cam footage

as they're wrestling this alligator for number seven.

Get on the leg, get on the leg.

Everybody get on the leg.

Oh, my neck!

Get on the leg, hey.

Come on.

Everybody, I need stars.

Come on.

I need someone on that leg right there.

One at a time.

No, pick it up.

Pick it up.

Show us.

Pass it in.

Up here and show us.

Stop it.

I'm ticklish.

What?

Shut up.

Stay like that.

Get back there.

Yeah.

Oh!

Well, don't mind me to kill you later.

Come on, make a note of it.

Yeah.

There we go.

Love it.

Oh my gosh.

The three students just showed up.

Who knew?

Once or twice a day.

Remind me, I know.

John stuck on the last collar.

I knew you wouldn't get past that.

The video on JCWShow.com, that's amazing.

Isn't that crazy?

To walk upon that.

And then to grab it.

I mean, what are you doing?

Why don't I just get some...

Do it once or twice a day.

John.

Eight guys that close to get a little baby stabs

and a lot of pivot, pivot, you know?

Why don't I get somebody with a tow truck?

Listen, there was an ongoing dispute

between neighbors in Florida.

You listen to the show once or twice a day.

Go ahead.

It turned a little crazy when in Florida, Karen,

she shared a holly bush with her neighbor, okay?

So the neighbor came out.

He cut half.

He trimmed half of his holly bush

and left her half alone.

That upset her.

So I'm going to guess probably some alcohol later.

In the wee hour mornings, last Sunday,

she took a mini chainsaw,

cut the whole thing down to the ground,

25-year-old bush, straight down to the roots.

Wow.

Here's a walk-by inspector from a lawn landscaper saying,

this is a mask at number eight.

Well, guys, remember the bush with the Karen next door

and how we only cut half of it.

She didn't cut her half.

Well, she decided to take it out and cut

all the way down without our permission.

My client is not happy.

This is going to be a big issue.

Client.

Because that whole holly's are gone.

The holly's are gone.

Don't go back in the bottom.

That's not what he wanted.

He liked the big tall bush.

It wasn't her right to cut his bush on his property.

Can you see this going to court?

Yeah.

Who doesn't like a little bush, right?

A little bush, right.

Yeah.

Sometimes you got to cut it back.

Yeah.

It's a little bit.

John's still stuck on one.

Client.

Twice a day.

You're my client.

Well, he's the landscaper who's coming in

to make the case when they go to jail

when you go to court.

He liked the big tall bush.

Yeah.

Anything else happen in Florida?

That's all we have in Florida this week.

Hey, I was reading on our YouTube videos.

I thought this was interesting.

Yes.

On Jay, John, if you go to jcwshow.com,

but the mean tweets, the mean comments, they're great.

I was looking at the one that we did at the car show

and in Fuss and Rollins are on the thumbnail

and it's kind of positioned as a Fuss versus Rollins build-off

on Chevelle's.

Sure.

So Fuss built, everybody loves Fuss.

Chip Fuss.

Yeah.

And but I was just reading through his comments.

JCW, from Jeff Hunt's singer, JCW is insufferable.

I'm out.

What's that mean, Bob?

And I make him suffer when he watches me.

It says it's too much to suffer.

That's really mean.

I'm a big fan of John Clay as the next guy.

So we have bipolar speaking of ADHD and schizophrenic medicine.

As part of that level, you know,

that plateau you talk about audience growing.

When somebody screws with you

and then another audience member takes up for you.

That's nothing but nothing but building an audience right there, buddy.

Yeah.

I like Chip Chevelle better because it's simple, clean build.

GMG build is bigger, more expensive, a little more exotic,

but I like Fuss's.

Okay.

I need to find some more.

Richard Chevelle is wicked.

He can't compare the two.

I should have taken a little time and found the ones.

I mean, there's just some burners in here.

Did they bother you when people say those things?

Uh, no.

I wouldn't think so.

But I definitely rub some people wrong.

Well, we all do.

Everybody does.

You're not going to be loved by everybody.

I would love to go to one of JCW's events someday.

I hate you.

Please get off the radio.

Wow.

Rollins effed up a perfectly good 70 Chevelle.

Richard never packed up one dent before in his life.

Yeah, they hit on him real hard.

Richard thinking his car is 500,000 is a pipe dream.

I disagree.

Yeah, the chip is, chip is the car I'd choose.

Hey, I've got a question.

We're going to break right now.

Yes.

Okay.

Guys, call in that are in the service industry.

So last night we had our company Christmas party

for Give Me the Vin and we had it at our restaurant

in Barb Roadhouse in Walnut Springs.

But I was thinking, so all of these employees of mine,

I guess, I hate saying it like that,

but that is exactly what it is.

We're serving all the other employees.

So when's their Christmas party?

And then the Bosque Cantina across the street,

they were all working last night too.

So these restaurant people never stop working.

Ever.

So when do you, how do you do a Christmas party for them?

On a Monday when we're all closed?

Do we do it at the restaurant?

Do we do it at the saloon?

Anyway, I got to do something for them.

I mean, that's pretty crappy.

Like all of, I've got these restaurant businesses

and all those guys are serving the car business last night

and they didn't wins their party.

I mean, this is, this is out there,

but what if you flip the script, the employees?

Like Give Me the Vin run the restaurant?

Yeah, I don't know.

Will that be a train ride?

Oh, I know.

I know.

It would be really bad, but it would be interesting

to see how it goes.

That would be interesting.

All right.

We'll be right back.

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And if you are in the service business

and it's a busy place, how do you have,

when do you have your Christmas party for restaurants?

Is it on the one day a week you're closed?

So I got to do something.

Bear back.

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Happy December.

It is Christmas time.

The Christmas spirit is full in the air.

JD, you did find your mean tweets?

We did find the mean tweets.

I want to get to this first, though,

when I asked people about the service business,

meaning the restaurant.

How do they do their Christmas parties

because they're always working?

Joe, good morning.

You said you have some advice.

You were a bartender for 17 years?

Yes.

I was here at Fort Worth

at a little bar called Seventh Haven

right across from Montgomery Plaza.

And our owner every year would shut down Sunday night

not to interfere with New Year's after Christmas.

And all the servers, anybody with a TABC license,

could not serve.

Everything was free.

He would put all the good liquor up, obviously.

But so all the other people, everybody else served.

And it was all free.

And you should watch the hilarity ensue

with the crappy drinks being made,

being served by people that don't know what they're doing.

So like the cooks and the dishwashers would be the servers?

No, they could serve if they didn't have a TABC license.

We would invite a few of friends and family.

So like my wife, for instance,

could get back there and make me a drink

that I could not make a drink.

Oh, thank you.

Kale and Grapevine, what you got?

Oh, yeah.

One thing that I always found

when Christmas parties was actually canceled

previous years because of people getting out of hands

with alcohol was when everybody got checks,

just being able to provide for their family,

especially being in the service industry,

really seemed to boost morale.

People seemed happier.

I mean, Christmas party's fun,

but it doesn't pay the bills.

And when people are trying to buy gifts for their family,

being in the service industry,

it could be very difficult this time of year.

So you're saying money instead of a party?

Bonus.

Thank you.

Yeah, it's a big thank you.

Really makes a difference.

Thomas in Florida, what's on your mind?

Do you know how unbelievably obnoxious

and pretentious you have to be

if your number is 800-800 radio?

I mean, that's just like next speaking level.

And as for that woman who said that it's four times a week,

that's the man who's not doing it right.

Because let me tell you something.

If a man is doing it right, she will come to you.

A woman will initiate.

Okay?

There's no such things,

I don't have time because I'm in grad school.

Okay?

If you're doing it right,

if you're pleasing your woman,

she'll make time.

Okay?

And not four times a week.

She'll do it four times a day.

Okay?

And a message to the guys out there.

Okay?

If you want to get it four times a day,

you've got to put your **** into it as well.

And we lost Thomas in Florida.

We just lost him.

I don't know how we lost him.

Wow.

So we were talking about mean tweets on our YouTube channel,

mean comments on our YouTube channel.

And then today's video is going up at noon central, by the way.

And I appreciate everybody that,

you know, been asking the radio guys,

you to help start it when it goes up at noon

because it trips the algorithm.

And they premiere with larger numbers

and it gets it up in the wind.

And that's really been working.

So this is about the video you guys put up

with Chip Foos and Richard Rawlins.

And they both did what?

Oh, they just built,

it was two different Chevelles that they built

and people were comparing them.

Okay.

So these comments were from that video.

Okay.

And you can catch all that, of course, on YouTube.

And Jase, John Clay will show, I think.

Yeah.

John Clay knows absolutely nothing

about cars outside of selling them.

Oh, okay.

Well, I disagree.

But that's fine.

That's, these are the comments.

Remember, this is not me saying this.

Oh, gosh.

It's because it's just me tweets.

Kim is going to do it forever.

Right.

This is from Star Child, 4084.

More like Junkie Springs.

Oh, Walnut Springs?

Yes.

They don't like it.

Nicholas Marion writes,

way too cheesy to be popular on TV.

Sorry, John Wolf Clay.

Okay.

Too cheesy.

From Steve.

Richard Chees.

From Steve 644.

After about two minutes,

I couldn't stand to listen to this guy's foul mouth.

I don't know who was being foul.

I mean, John, you'll cuss a little bit on.

You get a little loose on those YouTube.

No, we edit out any F-bombs as a rule.

A S can slide through and an F can slide through

if it's properly placed deeper in the video,

like 17 minutes in,

because if they've watched that long,

then they're okay.

They're on your side.

Oh, yeah.

And finally, from Wesley Bailey.

Oh my God.

Reach into the dust bin

and pull out R. Rollins and C. Fuss

for a complete tool show.

Laughing all the way to the thumbs down button.

Damn.

I know they're mean.

These are mean tweets.

It's mean comments.

These are not nice people.

And the video we put up last week of the

negotiation I did up in Tulsa,

I don't know if anybody saw it.

Well, 360,000 people saw it.

360,000.

Everybody in here saw it.

Oh, I did see it.

I had a lot of people in person tell me,

hey, that was all fake, right?

That was all staged.

And I'm like, you think I went to Tulsa?

You think I flew to Tulsa?

And I stood with that old man,

listened to his BS for three hours,

and that was,

you couldn't have paid that guy enough to talk.

He could have never acted like that.

It goes back and forth.

I expected you to punch him out, seriously.

I mean, we were going back and forth.

That was as real as real.

And I was thankful for him

because he knew he was mic'd up.

And that was real world.

Yes.

A lot of times people that are mic'd up

and camera'd up, they won't let it go that far.

And I was like, he's letting us go that far.

So let's take it.

This is a video gold moment.

Yeah, it was very real.

Guy was very natural, John.

I secretly hope that there's more

to do with that guy in the future.

I hope he's not dead.

I haven't talked to him in a week.

So as we're going to say, what happened now?

800-807-234-800-800 radio.

Speaking of what happening,

what happened to the fire chicken?

I think I saw it out there at the garage.

Was that real?

That's the real one.

That's the car we bought for $500

out of the guy's barn two and a half years ago.

And we spent $1,200 getting it moved

because we were so excited.

I thought it was going to make a bunch of money.

It has been through seven people that have worked on it.

And we're finally not done.

We're finally not done.

Now, it does look the part.

Last night, he couldn't get in the computer to tune it.

Okay.

The LT Force put in it.

But the sticker that we bought for the hood two years ago

has been up for so long that it screwed up.

So they're going to have to take the flaming chicken off the hood and redo that.

Oh, God.

I didn't see that because the hood was up.

Did you look at it much?

Yeah. No, it looks awesome.

I was like, holy crap, two years later.

You don't we have in that car.

That car, and now I have such a different feeling for the people

that we buy their cars from that build them.

We have $100,000 in that car.

No way.

Oh, way.

100 grand.

Have you ever had that much trouble with any vehicle you've ever?

But I have never taken a car in that condition

and done a frame off total nut and bolt all the way up.

Never done it.

Now, the motor part was, you know, because I swat,

I decided if we're going to be bare, be a grizzly bear,

and let's go LT Force supercharged and swap that out.

I thought that it would raise the value enough

that it would minimize the loss.

No, no, the obstacles.

What Ken didn't tell me when rest in peace, Ken,

he's no longer here, when we decided to do that swap,

his estimation on what we needed was so far off.

So we bought the motor for $10,000.

That was the easy part.

Then you have to change the suspension

because you've got too much motor.

Then you've got to change the driveline.

Then you have to change the rear end

because you've got too much power.

Then you've got to redo the brakes

because there's too much speed and power.

And then the exhaust doesn't work right

and the motor mounts are wrong and we had to redo that.

And then you've got to buy a gas pedal that's drive by wire.

You've got to buy a fuel tank that is pressurized

for a fuel injection car versus the normally aspirated,

I mean the carbureted car.

Then you have to, then you have to,

then you have to, then you have to.

And it just, it's just a beating dude.

Buy them finished.

So what are you doing now?

Is it just going to go on display?

Well, you know, I'm so buried in it.

I'm not in a hurry to realize my, my reality.

So I'm going to keep it for a while.

I mean, we built this thing from the ground up.

I'm going to enjoy it for a while

and I'll lose my 30,000 on it, you know, maybe in a few years.

Maybe going tour with it.

Maybe.

Maybe making a star.

I don't think it'll lose 30, but I do think it'll lose 20.

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Steve and Corpus Christi.

We were talking about service industry holiday parties.

What's your fix for that?

What we do is we find out what everybody kind of wants.

And then we, uh, we usually take everybody.

We got about 20, 20 employees.

We take them to another restaurant,

take them away from here, give them a little bit of bonus.

They all enjoy it.

It, we're, we've got a younger crew

since we're a pizza restaurant.

Yeah.

So you take them to another restaurant

and let them party it up there.

But is it on an off day?

Is it like on a Sunday?

Usually do it on a Monday.

We're closed on Monday.

So we'll do it on a Monday evening.

That makes sense.

Dorian and Pittsburgh, what you got?

Just wanted to let you know, John,

I'm sorry to hear that you're going to be done next,

next July.

And I talked to Mike about that.

And, uh, I was, uh, I, I, I mentioned to him that, uh,

I was surprised that so many people hope

find fault with, with, with this fun show.

It's on Saturdays.

And, uh, we've, there's plenty of lovers.

There's plenty of positives.

We're just focusing on the negative just for comedy.

Well, I, well, it, uh,

Hey, Dorian, I know you're blind.

And you're, you're, you're stroked,

but you got to spit it out.

What I saw here was you were talking

about the dancers at Rick's in Pittsburgh.

Well, okay.

I went to the Christmas party last year.

Now they just, they called me on Wednesday this week.

They said, come on in now on Friday afternoon.

All the girls are going to be here.

So I dropped off a couple of gifts.

I'd like to point something out real quick.

Sorry for interfering.

Did y'all notice how well Dorian

started speaking when we started talking

about topless dancers?

Yep.

Go ahead, Dorian.

Well, that's my scene.

They like me.

They're nice to me.

The girls are nice to me.

They knew me when I could see some of them.

And those are the two I left gifts for

that I've known like 20 years.

All right.

So, you know, I didn't go blind till 09.

I've been, I've been going in there since 87.

That's a long time.

You sound like my dad.

Ross, what you got?

Yes, sir.

How are you doing today?

Good.

I've listened to your show every Saturday.

I am the world's greatest waiter bar nun.

Okay.

I have 50, 52 years experience.

That's a lot.

And I just got fired from a job

because I was a little slow with the computer.

Who needs a computer if you have,

if you have good service?

Well, I average $10 a table.

On tips or on?

And everybody's cover.

Everybody loved me.

They told management they love me.

They love me.

Thank you, Ross.

Thanks for tuning in over Saturday.

So we had the after party at the saloon last night

and junior was the bartender

and somebody slapped $100 tip on him.

He just damn near passed out.

All right.

So he's hooked for life.

Yeah.

He gets so hooked for life.

He was just looking at his mom.

He's like, hold that money.

He's like shoes, shoes.

He's going to go buy some shoes.

He loves.

You get the Lucas.

Yeah.

Something like that.

Outstanding.

We're talking about football a little bit ago.

Turner, you have any post Malone handy?

There we go.

Nice.

You know, ever since the halftime performance,

Dallas Cowboys Thanksgiving Day with,

with post fans have been clamoring

for the NFL to name post Malone.

You've heard the big controversy with the bunny,

but they want post Malone to be the Super Bowl halftime

performer.

And the league is officially made a response.

And this cut number three is the league's response.

I guess post is out.

So it's going to be bunny.

It's going to be bunny.

Bad bunny.

How many people do you think you're actually going to tune out?

Or isn't there an alternative show?

Or is that an internet joke?

I don't know.

And there may be.

I thought it was a joke,

but it's I've seen a couple of notices

that look like it's real.

Like Fox News.

He's going to do like straight.

I mean, big names.

They got Chachi.

No.

No, no, I heard not singing, but be there.

But like Ted Nugent, a couple of artists

like doing like an alternative.

Ted Nugent will be joining the show in.

Yeah.

Why don't we just call him and ask him?

What time is he joining?

In about an hour.

11 0 5.

Yeah.

All right.

When the song is over.

Time when the song is over.

Well, just ask him if it's a real deal.

The Bobby Fjord.

He's a part of the show.

Yeah.

We we definitely can't.

I'll tell you one thing.

And I can posit this as a as a music geek.

Yes.

If you ain't seen Ted Nugent at the

Roadhouse in Walnut Springs.

You ain't seen Ted Nugent.

What a show.

Dude, he loves that room.

He loves that place.

The vibe.

Yeah.

It's a yeah.

He'll be turning it up.

That's going to be so much fun.

He is a master guitar technician,

not player.

I mean, yeah.

When I saw him for the first time

live last May, I was like, whoa.

Was he 75 years old?

Something like that.

You can't tell at all.

He's awesome.

800-800-7234-800-800.

Ted is 76.

Is he really?

Yep.

What else we got, boss?

What else we got?

Let's see here.

Nothing says Merry Christmas to me

like getting tased.

Anybody who works in law enforcement,

you know, this time of year just

brings out the nuts.

So there was a deputy.

She came across a man who had

crashed his car inside of the highway.

He starts walking up to her very

aggressively, reaches for her gun.

Not a good situation.

The good news is the lucky part is

another officer came up,

happened to be a brown belt in Jiu Jitsu,

arrived just in time to overpower

the guy and you'll notice when

she gets near her car,

listen to the lovely music she is

playing because it's the holiday

spirit along with the zapping.

Here comes the zap noise cut four.

The advice, he just charged at me

then just ran back into the car.

He can't go anywhere.

It's missing a wheel.

Have a seat for me, sir.

If you approach me, you're gonna get tased.

Get on the ground.

Taze not working.

Get on the ground.

No.

He's trying to get my gun.

Stand up, close.

Get out of the way.

You're trying to get my gun?

I'm gonna tase you.

Ah, okay, okay.

Put your hand behind your back.

Don't tase me, bro.

There's nothing like Christmas music

in the sound of a taser.

That makes me happy on every level.

Oh my gosh, the video on JCW

the guy just ran up to her.

Yeah, he just, he was out of his mind.

Officers, charge your tasers

before you hit the street.

Could be one of our listeners this morning.

I was thinking the exact same thing.

He's that gal from Florida.

Oh, look at him trying to steal her stuff.

No, he's literally at going after her gun.

That's a good way to get your ass shot off

is what that is.

I can't believe they didn't shoot him.

Just shoot him.

Just shoot his ass.

Boom.

Don't you think he hit him?

That would have been a clean shoot.

Right.

But they don't have the right to do that?

They have the right, but they always try to do,

you know, anything less than lethal.

They try.

I guess, man.

But if it's me or you, you're getting a bullet.

Yeah.

That would be fear for my life.

Have you ever shot anybody, JD Wright?

Anybody never come close to shooting anybody.

Wait a minute.

Drawn on anybody?

Hold on.

Let me think.

Oh, good.

Tell us, Daddy.

Well, it was actually on your property down here.

It was my wife.

I was.

This is getting weird.

I was shooting down at the pond.

And I did not realize where she was.

She was down on the fishing dock.

And I was shooting over on the pond.

And it was just obviously too close to her.

She was very upset that I was shopping.

Did she hear the bullets whizzing past her?

They didn't go that close, but it was still too close.

I should have been more careful.

I've been shot at.

Somebody actually shot at you?

From a long distance.

Yes.

On purpose?

Yes.

I was I was probably in second grade.

Damn.

Yeah.

I've never told you that story.

I don't think so.

No, I don't remember.

Yeah, it was on the country.

And this guy in a green and white Chevy truck pulled up at the gate

and we were out on the dock, the whole family,

and they whipped out a gun and started shooting.

And I, dad was like, hit the deck and every,

and I just took off running down the dock.

He's like, hit the deck.

I just kept running.

But the guy fired off about five shots and didn't hit anybody.

No reason.

Nope.

Just crazy.

Never figured it out.

That's weird.

Yeah.

That's the kind of crazy we saw in that video

where the people just do crazy stuff.

I've always told him when people do nutty stuff in traffic,

get away from them because you don't know how

delicately they're balanced.

Did she cuss?

Oh, yes.

I've never seen her cuss.

Yes.

When you shoot at her and see what happens.

I'd like to see her cuss.

Shoot at me.

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Mike in Little Rock, Arkansas.

Good morning.

Hi, what's going on, John?

Not much.

You drinking already?

Well, hell yeah.

But it'd be better if I had my boss count

and blow, you know, these damn boats getting shot

by President Trump.

Got my supply all hampered up.

Oh, man.

Are you going to go Democrat over this?

Well, should I?

I mean, it's your blow.

It's your vote.

Well, I mean, what do you think about it, man?

I mean, I could either drink

or I can do some boss counting

booger candy, but I don't have it right now.

Well, I think you're going to have to drink

until they quit blowing the boats up.

How many boats?

How many boats have you got?

I'm not going to help me with anything.

How many, how many drug runner boats

have they blown up?

Does anybody know?

Half a dozen.

Really?

I think that's about that.

Can you imagine being a Venezuelan on a speed boat

just blowing up like you're in a video game?

Man, you know what's going to be funny?

Somebody's going to call you

and try to sell you one of these damn boats.

Thank you, Mike.

Rob in West Virginia.

What you got?

I got a 2014 Police Interceptor Explorer.

Got that big V6 motor in it.

It's my mom's car.

She gave a grand for it.

It's a little bit too much.

It's just probably throwing out from underneath over

and she just likes to try to get her money back for it.

She cannot get her money back with me.

Those things get sold at GSA auctions

all the time.

They're everywhere.

You know, as you know, the intent,

the interior on these cars is very utilitarian

for lack of a better term.

And not built for comfort.

And they just, they bring 3,500 bucks.

3,500.

Do you give her 3,500 for it?

I think I would.

Go to gimmethevin.com.

Let me take a look and see.

All right.

Thanks, sir.

Thank you.

Well, he just perked up quick.

He went from 75 to 35.

Best offer he's had was 25.

Let's look at it.

Yeah, I might pay it.

Tim and Round Rock.

Yes, sir.

What you got?

I just wanted to give you guys props

for Gimme the Vin.

I tried to sell my car to you.

And unfortunately, I couldn't make a sale.

But the nice thing is that Chris here in Round Rock,

he shot me around and tried to get me more money.

And he couldn't do it.

And I unfortunately had to sell my car to CarMax.

And I sent everything back to him.

And he was a man of his word, just like you guys.

I got my $100 check in the mail.

So I just want to tell you things.

Yep, we do it.

We do what we say we're going to do.

When we say we're going to do it.

If we can't beat a CarMax or a CarVanadeal an offer,

then we will send you a check for $100.

And basically what we're doing is offering the $100

so that we'll have an opportunity to make a deal

on something that's actually happening

versus just shopping around.

And so I changed that, I changed that from an offer to a deal

because so many people were falsifying the CarMax

and CarVanadeal digital offers in their software programs

that we had to say we'll pay on a purchase order.

So obviously you went through with the deal.

You sold it to them.

You sent us a copy of it.

We sent you $100.

And I appreciate you.

Yeah, I want to give, I want to main thing too.

You and I want to give Chris there and Round Rock

at the office props for trying so darn hard

to try to get a deal done.

And unfortunately you guys couldn't beat CarMax

but I just want to say thank you.

We beat them all the time.

And there's just some cars sometimes

that we can't beat them on or they miss bid in our opinion

and we let them have those deals.

But we'll pay $100 to anybody that gives us

the opportunity to beat the deal on CarMax or CarVanadeal.

Give me the vin.com beer back.

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I was talking to a friend of mine one night outside

a comedy club and she was out there smoking a cigarette.

She was like, dang, I want to have a kid now too.

She goes, but then again, if I get pregnant, I got to quit smoking.

And I was like, well, I don't know.

Like it's different for everybody.

Like for instance, my sister, she smoked while she was pregnant

and it only took her six months to have a baby.

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

Morning, everybody.

It is the JCW show.

We've got Bobo.

We've got JD.

We've got Turley.

We've got homeschool Kyle.

We've got Pre-K, of course, and me and you.

And thanks for tuning in.

800-800-RADIO is the call-in number.

Stanley and Santa Barbara, I'm taking you naked.

What have you got?

Hey, man, I'm not going to sell my Carrera,

but do you guys do motorcycles at all?

I've kind of inherited a 74 BMW 900 CS with a sidecar.

I do do motorcycles.

Loaded in to give me the VIN.com

and it'll go to my motorcycle guru.

I don't know anything about it either.

I don't know the value on that.

What's the car?

Yeah, I don't either.

What's the Carrera?

I talked to you a couple of years ago.

I had an 86 Carrera.

I was going to sell all the original,

but I decided to keep it.

So I apologize for that one.

But that's it.

That's a good one.

But I'm the number one fan of your show

is Santa Barbara.

So I'm your fan club.

Well, thank you, sir.

Bye, dad.

Are you a Wolfpacker?

Yeah, I will.

Yep.

All right.

Thanks, man.

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And you can join those guys,

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Good morning, Wolfpackers.

How the hell are you?

Thanks for tuning in.

Of course, time for Johnny Cash,

coming down from the heavens

and doing mail from jail.

Oh, I'm Johnny Cash.

John, this week's mail from jail entry reads,

Hey there, John Clay and the crew.

Can I get a big hell?

Yeah, from the Wolfpack.

Hell, yeah.

I love your show, man.

It's what makes Saturday mornings for me.

I can't wait to hear you all every week.

I'm a car guy.

Chevy's over forwards and all that,

but I learned something new every week

listening to your show.

Hey, maybe I can get a little mechanical work

with you guys.

Here we go.

I'm really a rocker, man.

I heard you guys play some Montros.

Everybody in here says I look just like Sammy Hagar.

Red rocker, yeah.

Red rocker.

I can tear it up on guitar too, man.

You ought to hear me play.

I can't drive 55.

I'm glad you guys stay true to that rock and roll, man.

All that whiny emo and funky black stuff's okay,

but America runs on two things.

That's rock and roll, baby.

There's a lot of exclamation points

in this letter.

I got you.

Do you buy motorcycles too?

Because I got a big Harley out there.

I'll be looking to sell when I'm released.

Hey, I hope you guys read this.

I love to hear more of Satan telling it

like it is too.

LOL.

I love that guy.

Gotta go.

Time to flush some farts.

What?

Flush some farts.

Your friend Willie Hobbs.

Allegheny County Jail, Pittsburgh, PA.

Friends, if you got mail from jail,

just send it on down the line

to us here at PO Box 471-517.

That is in Fort Worth, Texas.

The zip code is 76147.

Speaking of, I heard Pre-K

blew everybody out of the production room a minute ago.

Farts.

Yes, he did.

Farts.

Yeah, people came pouring out of the production room

going, God, fuck.

Look at those white black guys.

I don't know about that.

What does his farts smell like?

Well, he's a white guy that thinks he's black.

Yes.

White, I mean, it would be fried chicken,

iced tea for the white.

Fried chicken, iced tea, watermelon, and yogurt farts.

Hey, yo.

Yogurt, yeah.

Yeah.

Yogurt.

I bet you the yogurt's in there.

Look, it's a combination of that delicious steak dinner

that I had last night.

Curious to see a John Clay wolf.

So I gotta thank you, my man.

You know I gots to drop the bomb.

Those guys did a good job, dude.

A feed-ness last night.

God, that feed was so good.

And the service, too.

On point.

I was amazed how quick it was.

Everybody is out in.

I mean, that was, yeah.

They planned it properly.

And everybody's name tags were different.

Like they had three different color name tags.

So they knew where to put the fried chicken deal,

just the rib eye deal.

And I forgot what the other one was.

Fried chicken or rib eye.

No, I think it was fried steak.

Chicken fried steak.

That's what it was.

Grilled chicken, chicken fried steak.

That's weird.

That's a problem, yeah.

Did you have chicken fried steak?

Was it good?

Oh my God.

So it really was because we changed it.

Amazing.

We just changed it.

Dude, that was amazing.

Okay, it was good.

So good.

So stick with it.

So good.

You're not just being nice.

I am not being nice.

Okay.

We both hate it.

It was great.

There was plates cleaned.

I could still tell you that.

Yeah, I came back to the table

and there was nothing on Kim's plate.

I said, did they serve you?

She goes, oh yeah.

Did you see that new guy who was younger,

like looked like a high school or maybe

young 20s that was cleaning up?

That kid was flying.

I was like, who is that?

And like, he's a new guy.

We just stand around and ask for one of the jobs.

And he's got one.

Because that guy can move.

Yeah, he was on point.

Everybody did a great job.

I've got to do something for the service staff

for their Christmas party.

Don't know what yet, but I'll figure it out soon.

Yeah, that was fun.

The turnout at the Christmas party last night

in Walnut Springs for all those people

coming in from all over the country

was way better.

The guy that drove in from Chicago

kind of freaked me out.

I was very...

That's a long drive.

Oh yeah.

I mean, it's just, I just...

He was bringing the car though.

I know, but he's driving from Chicago.

Still a long way, yeah.

I was impressed with that.

It was just, it had a cool vibe.

I know we've had a lot of cool parties in the past,

but this one was special

because it really felt like you kind of owned the joint.

I know I don't.

I understand.

But it's just...

It's our place.

Right.

You're not going to get thrown out of your place.

Right.

It was really, really, really cool.

We've had them in different locations every year.

But you kind of have to be a little stiffer

because you're on somebody else's turf.

Yeah, you're on somebody else's turf

and you're going to have to leave.

After a while, you can actually sleep here.

We know the owner.

Well, that one guy that walked and just reeked in a pot.

And he went outside and pulled a graphics three foot tube

it smelled like.

That was a little strong.

And I was like, well, I mean, you know, it's his pot.

He didn't do it inside.

I don't think he'd know that he smelled like that.

Came in, yeah, came through the door.

He didn't just have regular pot.

That was like sticky as of the icky.

I mean, it's amazing how from the Christmas parties

in the past of this company,

where it was just like you went to a karaoke bar.

Yeah, we've been to everything.

Yeah, to where this was like a professional setup.

Like you're talking with the food in,

band was good too.

Band was good, band was great.

Man, they played a cover of Teddy Swims.

It was, I mean, I was like, damn, tight sounded really good.

The guy's saying sounded kind of like this too.

So anyway, yeah, the whole thing,

I've been to professional corporate Christmas parties

for hotels drop their names.

And it was like that.

It was on par and big shout out Amy.

Yeah, my part of that.

And the tall boys, the band,

one of the better local bands I've seen in quite a while.

Yeah, no, it was tight.

They're all like student, not student, but teachers really.

So you could tell the really technically sound.

Well, they were like, if you have to buy everybody hotel rooms,

it's going to cost this much money.

I'm like, well, if we go to this other place,

it's going to cost this much money at the Omni, right?

Yeah.

And profit margins about half.

So I'd rather just spend the money on ourselves.

And then that extra money that we didn't spend,

we can give it to the hotel.

And maybe everybody will enjoy it a little bit more.

I'm really, really glad that y'all had a good time

because I was worried about it.

Dragging everybody all the way out here, but it worked.

No, it was great.

It was perfect.

Might do it again next year, but more people show up.

Not that we didn't.

But we had like one word will spread that it was fine.

We had 150 people there.

Yeah, at least.

Sure.

800-800-7234-800-800 radio.

And that was about a third.

Yeah.

Yeah, there were a lot of me when you're giving awards.

When you're giving awards,

Eileen Gonzalez in Florida was not there.

Albert, yes.

We'll be right back.

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show.

Guys, a blackout drunk.

800-800-radio.

Yo, give me the vent.

No matter what you go.

Bad finger.

Morning, everybody.

I miss Breaking Bad.

Do you remember when they ended Breaking Bad

with Baby Blue, the Bad Finger Show?

Yes.

Good show.

Did you watch Landman this week?

Yes.

I think I did, yeah.

It was pretty dumb, but it's good.

It's getting a little Dallas-y.

A little Shoe Shot JR while.

You mean the chicks with the girls?

They're obviously programming that for a reason.

It does make her by skin crawl.

Yeah, it's comic relief to the heavy stuff that's going on.

And it's also showing Billy Bob having to deal with this crazy woman.

That's true.

It's a good angle.

It's a good angle, yeah.

And they brought the gangster back.

I was happy to see that.

They did.

They brought him back this week.

Andy Garcia.

The Breaking Bad-ish mode.

And they're getting,

say, our Garcia is going to come save Demi Moore from her financial woes

because she's going to get in the cartel.

Oh, man.

And they've already got his son looped in.

That's wonderful.

It feels bad for her.

Hey, speaking of crazy stuff,

how are our football bets less?

Well, John, you beat me.

You had three wins versus three and two for you.

So 25 bucks.

Wow.

It's chipping away.

Now it was $300, so now it's $275.

Well, no, it's now $300.

Actually, $400 because you remember that $100 bet

with Archmaning being benched, which is not happening.

Right.

So yeah, you're doing better.

Now we are to almost to the playoffs.

It's the championship conference championships this weekend.

11 o'clock AM here on ABCBYU111 versus number four, Texas Tech,

11-1 over in Jerry World over in Arlington.

That spread is huge, John.

Now Tech did beat him pretty bad last time.

The spread is 12 and a half points.

Tech's a favorite.

Since you won last, you get to go first.

We do know your love for the coach over there at Tech.

So are you going to be leaning and say, yes,

Tech will cover that spread?

It's a pretty big spread.

I'm going to go with it.

I'm going to be a fan boy.

I'm going to let you take that because I think you should be seven and a half, but it's not so.

But you're going with 12 and a half.

Man, what happened with SMU last weekend?

I mean, hell, Tech could get beat today.

That was just so depressing.

SMU had it wrapped up.

They were going to go to the championship game.

All they had to do was beat Cal and they got whipped.

And then they tried to come back lost by three at the end.

But you know, Tech did the same thing in Arizona about six weeks ago.

They do have one bad loss.

They went out to Arizona on a Gimmie game and they got beat.

But Tech dominated him last time.

It was like 29 to seven.

So I don't think they're going to beat him that bad.

So I'll let you take that 12 and a half.

All right.

Number 10, 10 and 2, Alabama for the SEC championship versus number, was it?

Number three, Georgia, 11 and 1.

This spread has dropped to one and a half.

I was just thinking that this is going to be a close one.

Yeah.

It's basically a pick-up game.

Where is it?

It's in what is an Atlanta?

Yes, Atlanta, Georgia.

Not a home field for either.

Well, Georgia.

Yeah.

I mean, is it at their stadium?

No, it's at the, what do they call that?

The Mercedes-Benz stadium.

One and a half point favorites, Georgia.

Now the last, was it, did they play them before?

I believe so, right?

Did they already play this year?

Trying to remember now.

That's an important statistic.

No, they did not.

Yeah.

No, no, no.

But Alabama has not been blowing people out.

They've been winning but not blowing out.

Now, and the, man, this is a tough one.

One and a half points.

What's your pick?

I'm just to see how Georgia covers.

I'm just to say they cover.

I mean, it's one and a half points.

I'm going to go Bama.

Think they're going to do the upset.

Just the dynasty mojo.

I'm betting, I'm betting like a chick is what I'm doing.

I like their uniforms.

I'd rather look at their butts than their,

than even have their names on their jerseys, do they?

Wait, yeah, they do.

But what was it?

So Bama, okay.

That would shake up things a little bit.

Yeah, I'm going to go Bama.

All right.

The big 10 championship over an Indianapolis.

I'm going to go LSU.

No, no, no.

Number two, Indiana 12-0 versus number one, Ohio State also 12-0.

Two, one and two teams playing in the championship game.

The spread is dropped to three and a half now.

Ohio State's the favorite.

I'm going to take Ohio State.

I think so too.

And then they're going to cover.

So we're going to have to move the line, John.

Okay.

So is it my move?

Your move.

Five and a half.

I agree.

So you've got to bump me off here.

So I've got to bump you off.

All right.

Does Ohio State win by six and a half?

Yes.

I'm going to let you take it.

All right.

It's close, dude.

Yeah, it's very close.

Has Indiana played a team like Ohio State this season?

Oregon.

They beat Oregon.

That was a big win and in Oregon.

So this is, I would be shocked if Indiana beats them.

Right.

Because they would really shake up things too.

I just hadn't paid any attention to Indiana

because they're Indiana, you know what I mean?

Yeah, exactly.

I just don't have a radar.

It's not even, I couldn't name a player.

I can't name the coach.

I can name nothing.

So again, I'm just betting like a chick.

Well, they have their quarterback,

was it? Is it Mendoza?

I like their uniforms.

I like the fact they have a Mexican quarterback.

Yeah.

He's Heisman front runner right now too.

So all right.

The last game this is with a game

where SMU should have been in, but they're not.

And so where?

ACC championship game Duke versus Virginia.

Neither team is ranked.

Well, actually Virginia's ranked 17.

So dumb.

Duke is seven and five.

Virginia beat them last time 34 to 17.

This is only back in November too.

So this is the line six and a half.

The line is actually four and a half.

Yeah, four and a half.

Virginia, right?

It's a night game in Charlotte.

Virginia is favored by four and a half down to your pick.

Virginia.

I believe so in cover.

So we're going to have to move the line.

Do you think that Virginia wins by six and a half?

Yes.

I picked it so you can't back out.

Well, no, I know, but I can agree with it though.

But you're stuck with the other.

It's the chicken.

This is the game of chicken.

But you're stuck.

Yeah.

You can't move it again because you're stuck.

No, it's your turn to move it because we're both at six and a half.

I agree.

That's the game of chicken.

Oh, I thought when you pick it.

No, no, you made it where you can do the game of chicken.

You changed it.

Okay.

These damn rules.

Bump it up a point.

So seven and a half.

Yeah.

I agree too.

So now I'm going to bump you off.

Okay.

Do they win Virginia by nine and a half?

Against Duke.

I don't know anything about Duke.

I'm just going to say no just because I won.

All right.

Game of chicken.

I win.

All right.

And we did our NFL picks.

I believe you took Steelers at Ravens.

You took the Steelers, the Bears at Packers.

You took the Bears and then Texans at Chiefs.

You also took the Texans.

Yes.

Yeah.

Ted Nugent will be joining the show in the next hour.

I think they doodle.

So he'll be on for about an hour, right?

One segment.

No, okay.

One segment, yeah.

Backtrack stacks records.

Stacks records.

How long was stacks records around, Bobo?

We got enough time to do.

We got a couple minutes here.

You think we can get it in?

Why don't we play it and then get the answer on the flip.

I don't know how long they were around,

but this day back in 22, the founder, Jim Stewart, passed away.

So this week we're doing something special

and we'll talk all about stacks records in a while.

But we've got three cuts.

Did you say Nugent was on stacks records?

Yeah, he's a huge fan of everything.

He'll be perfect to do this, but let's play it right now.

So we've got three cuts.

You're going to have to identify the artist and the song title.

And they're, I think they're pretty recognizable.

You guys tell me, here's cut one.

Oh yeah.

Okay, here's cut two.

Artist and title.

And here's cut three.

So we're doing three.

It's a great song.

My favorite.

Okay, so these three songs were playing backwards.

They're old songs off of the record label stacks records.

And these are the three songs.

And you've got to call in 800-800-7234-800-800 radio

and tell us the artist and the title of these three songs.

And then you can go to JCWShow.com,

click merchandise and pick out anything you want.

And you'll get some stuff from Born Late Records.

Cut one.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Ken and San Antonio, what's on your mind?

They did a fart study and said that women's farts are smellier than men's.

And the smellier the fart a woman has,

the less likely she's going to have dementia.

Thank you for sharing that from San Antonio this morning.

Ken, I'm glad you stayed on home.

Sometimes the best stuff is what you have to wait for.

Let's play the three songs real quick one more time.

Four.

Call in right now.

When we come back, we'll be with Ted Nugent.

If he hits us on time,

we're going to take a commercial break, song break,

and you can call in and give us those three named artists and titles.

Remember the show's brought to you by America's Best Carbire.

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And of course, Gordon Boswell Flowers,

around the corner across the country.

Gordon Boswell is the place to go.

Now, back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

Guys, we did backtracks.

We've got Ted Nugent on Zoom.

I've got to pay off on the backtracks bit.

Ted, I know you're going to know the answers to this backtracks bit.

So don't blow it for us because I promise you have the answer.

But let's let the listeners answer real quick.

These are the three songs we played backwards

from Stacks Records out of Memphis.

And name the artist and the title.

Cut one.

Cut two.

Cut three.

What I can tell you is everybody on hold has it right.

So going through a bunch of wrongs is not right.

But the first one is Marcus in Memphis, which makes sense.

Isn't that where Stacks Records was?

Yes, it is.

All right.

What's the answer, sir?

Okay.

First one, Otis Redding is too late.

Second one, Staple Singers, take you there.

And Sam and Dave, hold on.

I'm coming.

Actually, I was wrong.

You were incorrect on the Otis Redding.

It's too late.

That's not right.

Thomas in Los Angeles.

Good morning.

Hit it.

Good morning.

Otis Redding sitting on the dock of the bay.

Staple Singers, I'll take you there.

Sam and Dave, hold on.

I'm coming.

And Thomas, you're the winner.

I'm going to put you on hold.

Precale gets you your stuff.

Good job.

I'm going to give you freed and Ted Nugent tickets

for the rattlesnake this weekend.

All you have to do is get here from Los Angeles.

All right, Ted.

What you got, man?

How are you?

77 years old.

Clean and sober with middle fingers on fire full-time.

Non-stop.

All right.

Dude, I will tell you something.

And when you and I talked after the show the other day,

you know, we're all Ted Nugent fans from way back.

And you think, oh, another washed-up rocker.

No, sir.

The, the, I told you this when we talked a year ago.

I asked this question.

I said, are you playing the guitar better now

than you were when you were younger?

And your answer was?

It's more soulful, more dynamic, more lyrical,

more intense, and most importantly, more fun.

I mean, the, the, the technicality of your guitar playing,

it couldn't have been any better before.

I mean, I, it's, it's amazing.

I know I'm sitting here kissing your ass,

but I mean, I mean it.

I, I've watched a lot of guitar players

and you couldn't have been better before.

It's 77 years old.

How the hell are you doing this?

Well, again, I emphasize that I've been clean

and sober for 77 years.

So the stuff still worked pretty good.

Right.

Um, I think musically, I think it's a combination

of the physics of spirituality

and the, uh, immersing yourself in the most

authority in the world.

We'll speak at both Tom, Sam and Dave.

Little Barry Bodily.

Are you kidding me?

So I'm alive and well.

I have a new book coming out called

Gonzo Life, and that describes my 77 years

where I really carpe diem.

I thank God every day for another wake up,

another day with my dogs and my wife and my

musicians and my friends and my family,

my new 13th grandson.

So I really live a firing life,

and I channel that into my guitar.

And I think more importantly, John Clay,

is that I'm unique in, boy, am I unique.

I'm, I'm mostly unique that I so thoroughly,

completely, definitively escape the music

because I hunt with the bow and arrow

almost every day.

And I shoot my bow and arrow every day.

And when you go back to that primal,

self-sufficiency instinct and purest form,

killing your own food, being a resource steward

and showing reverence for God's miracle

and participating hands on,

there is no music.

There's, there's only me, the wind,

the spirit of my relationship with the

wildlife and how what I do is the

epitome of a moral conservation lifestyle.

And so when I get back to the guitar,

it's almost like, it's almost like that kid

with his first date.

It's fresh and raw every time because I

so escape it with my bow and arrow.

Are you in a high fence range out in

Crawford or is it low fence?

We got both.

We got a high fence because we have a

lot of African and Asian exotic animals

that have breeding populations.

In fact, we participated in saving

some of the species that almost went

extinct because they're valuable

and we don't grow long horns or sheep.

We grow oryx and geckos and axes

in black cloth and all that.

Our wildlife is thriving.

Believe me when I tell you, I've been

hunting my entire life.

I take it as seriously as anything I endeavor.

And the high fence hunting, unless it's

a small area with animals that are

so assimilated to human activity

that they're almost tame,

my animals are the spookiest animals

on the planet.

They're afraid of cardinals.

They're afraid of a wind change.

So it's real 100% hunting,

100 all over the world,

and our high fence operation here in Texas

is a pure fair chase natural hunting,

as you'll ever experience.

Have you gotten, are you still,

are you hunting deer or are you,

are you pat, I mean, well, I know you hunt deer,

but like, bow season just started,

have you already got your big one

for the year or are you not even

looking for trophies, just looking for meat?

Both, I, because I hunt every day,

I can be selective,

and that's really what trophy hunting is,

for the older animal

that is about to leave the herd,

that'll be killed by the subordinates

coming up, or they just get old and feeble,

and they die a slow, painful death,

but I don't allow that to happen,

because my favorite animal is

put every broadside 30 yards away

looking in the other direction.

That's my favorite animal.

And all the benefit is good.

I started hunting in Michigan back in September,

and I've killed 42 white tails with my bows so far,

and I'm not even halfway there

because I hunt on properties,

including my own, that you have to have

a responsible percentage harvest.

I have to harvest a surplus

to make room for next year's fawns,

next year's calves, and the,

and the birth rate.

So, so yeah, it's an, it's an intense,

plus I donate tons of venison,

the purest, most healthy diet in the world

to soup kitchens and homeless shelters.

I'm almost like Mother Teresa with a Matthew's bow.

So it's a nonstop endeavor,

and it's so, so challenging,

so stimulating, so exhausting

that it really keeps your perspective

on the value of life.

That was my next question.

I was like, what do you do with 42 deer?

So you donate them.

Do you skin them all yourself?

Not skin them, but do you got them all?

I do all that myself.

Yeah, I have some buddies and some hands.

We have a caretaker here in Spirit Wild Ranch,

and I have my son and my friends

on our Michigan swamp.

But yeah, I, we, you know,

I'm a loving, giving generous man,

but I keep the back straps.

I donate tons of venison,

but I keep the back straps.

It's the best cut of venison,

and it's what we eat.

I've been eating wild game since I was born,

and once I discovered that

I can't believe it's butter

is actually chemical warfare,

we switched to 100% natural wild game

way back in the 70s,

and I attribute that to my overall health

and energy level.

I've got about 500 acres out here,

and if you come in early, call me.

I'd like to drive you around

and get your opinion on how to set up

a better environment for the deer hunting.

But, and that's really, really important.

I love Texas.

There's some things I hate about it.

I hate the corruption and the cronyism.

I hate the Texas parks and wildlife.

They're horrible, horrible people.

But yes, Texans have a long way to go.

There's some of the best bow hunters

in the world in Texas,

and I salute them and they know who they are.

But there's also the biggest numb nuts here

that have no idea how to set up a bow stand.

And it really is very demanding.

You have to use the wind and the sun

and the terrain and the cover.

You have to have an entrance

and an exit to your stand

that does not disrupt the anticipated location

of your desirable animals.

So there's a real science that I learned

from Fred Bear,

the greatest bow hunter that ever lived.

My dad, Howard Hill,

I learned a lot from Howard Hill and Ben Pearson

and so many of the greatest bow hunters

that ever lived.

But I learned from the best.

It's like my guitar playing.

I learned from Chuck Berry and Bo Diddley

and little Richard and Jerry Lee Lewis's left hand,

that boogie woogie stuff.

That's where all my guitar licks come from.

And so when you get trained by the best,

one goes fee up.

For example, when I raced off road professionally,

I was trained by Tarnelli Jones

and Rick Mears and Ivan Ironman Stewart

and Mickey Thompson.

So I've been so lucky to be trained and guided

and taught in those endeavors

that I so crave,

off-roading horsepower,

archery, hunting conservation,

and certainly musical adventure.

I got to learn from the best that ever lived.

Are you kidding me?

Ted Nugent, Uncle Ted.

He is playing at the Rattlesnake Roadhouse.

He's doing a double header on his birthday

this weekend.

Get your tickets at walnutspringsrally.com.

We do car rallies out here.

We do bike rally.

We've got a big one coming in the spring.

And I probably should talk to you about that one

because this is going to be a hell of a turnout.

But I just put walnutspringsrally.com

as the Walnut Springs page for any events.

And that's why it's there.

But Walnut Springs Rally, get your tickets now.

I can tell you I'd never been to a Ted Nugent concert

in my life.

And I went when you were here last time

and I sat there and just stared

just in awe of your guitar playing.

I mean, I just couldn't believe it.

And then you've got these guys with you

and they're just tighter than Dick's hatband, man.

And then that got the fellow with the higher voice

because, I mean, you are 77.

You probably can't hit the notes perfectly.

But the way he fills you in with his vocals,

it just sounds perfect.

It sounded better than the record.

And that doesn't happen very often.

I love the P word.

Perfect.

That's the dedication.

Are you aware of the Buddy Rich bus tape?

No.

Everybody should Google the Buddy Rich bus tape

where he just about slaughtered his band

because they weren't tight enough.

You can't keep time and play.

There's too many things to do, isn't there?

You can't play at your fucking foot and play.

You're all over the fucking place.

Missed you after missed you.

You try one fuck up the next set.

And when you get back to the off,

you'll meet another fucking job.

Count on it.

Get out of my fucking bus.

I love it.

My band, John Kutz on Drums, which you saw

will be with me on my Texas run.

John Kutz just a soulful rhythm god on the drums.

Johnny Big, vocals and bass guitar,

the supreme authoritative dedicated musician.

We literally approach every song, every night, every gig,

every rehearsal, every jam,

as if we're auditioning for James Brown.

So we've got to be super tight, super dynamic,

authoritative, and it's got to have soul.

We have to qualify to play on a Motown record.

And that's the way we approach it.

And that's why I don't have to do a buddy rich

bus tape on my guys because they never fail me.

Perfect.

I mean, seriously, it's perfect.

I know I'm overselling this,

but I'm telling the truth.

Everybody listen, come see Ted Nugent.

I'm not just pitching the show.

I'm gonna be doing you a favor.

This guy can play, man.

And it is perfect.

Ted, thank you.

Go to Walnut Springs Rally

if you want to get tickets to Ted Nugent.

Ted, always a pleasure to see you soon.

Thanks, John.

Merry Christmas, everybody.

God bless y'all.

See you, man.

My name's John Clay Wolf.

That was Ted Nugent.

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Katie in Houston.

What you got?

I got nothing.

I don't have a car.

I mean, I have a piece of s**t infinity

sitting out front of my house.

But I don't even know what year it is.

But it's been sitting there forever.

But I just call to tell you guys

how much I love listening to you

every Saturday morning

while I'm walking my dog.

Well, thank you.

I appreciate that.

You're not a normal demographic.

Dog walker, younger lady.

I am never...

Go ahead.

When I said younger lady,

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I mean, I'm a 44-year-old housewife

who started a pet scene business.

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And I need something to listen to.

And you guys are on down here.

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Thank you.

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So they don't hear it.

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Thanks for calling in.

Craig and Pittsburgh.

Hey, John.

How are you doing this morning?

Good.

I got a 2013 Toyota Avalon with 28,000 miles on it.

Pretty good miles.

It's in the garage.

It's my wife's baby.

Is it like 15 grand?

Oh, no, no, no, no.

I got an offer for 19.

It's like to be up around 20 if we could get that.

But you know.

So it's a 22-year-old Toyota with 20,000 miles.

Yeah.

Hmm.

Go on to GiveMeTheVin.com and load it up.

Let's take a look.

Okay.

What do you need?

Pictures?

Yep.

Pictures and a VIN number.

Take some pictures of that ugly bitch and send them to me.

I thought I was hitting it pretty hard in the world.

Okay.

I will take the pictures and send them to you.

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Ava in Memphis, Tennessee.

Good morning, you're there.

Good morning.

How are you?

Good.

What you got?

I've got a 72 cutlet that needs a lot of work.

And I honestly don't know how many miles it has.

I know that Ogoner's turned over.

That I do grow.

Um, and I got it from somebody up north.

So the trunk is rusted out and it needs a lot of work.

But the mugger and transmission are removed.

And when I did drive it, it would get up and go.

This has been a while since I've driven it.

I got another car and I put it up in the garage.

When's the last time you drove it?

Oh my goodness, probably 10 years ago.

It's not more than that.

Does it look like the sports car or does it look like the grocery getter?

Oh no, no, no.

It looks like the sports car.

It looks good.

But it needs a paint job.

It needs body work.

It needs quite a bit.

What do you think it costs to get it all restored?

Oh, that's why it's not been done yet.

I don't know, but I know it'll be a lot.

It sounds like 50 grand to restore it the way you're talking.

I wouldn't think that, but then I don't know.

You may be right.

There's some cars that just aren't worth messing with

in the rust part of your conversation.

If it was a 442, that was a really good number.

But yeah, I think it's worth.

Based on your description, I think it's worth nothing,

which sounds crazy.

Purchase metal.

Oh my God, no, no, no.

If you spent 50 grand restoring it, then you're right.

Yeah, you know, it might be worth 500,000 bucks

because somebody would take it and do a cheap resto

and get on it for 10 or 15 grand.

15 grand is I don't think you can get in that thing.

Less than 15 grand.

Okay, well, you're not sitting on a gold mine.

Breaks my heart.

This is the antique road show.

You did not bring me King Tut's Jewel.

And what did you pay for it back when you got it?

Oh my gosh, $700.

Okay.

Well, I think now we all know what we're talking about.

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As Americans, we all kind of sort of know how to play the recorder.

Now, may I?

Then the white man came, you know.

You were listening to the John Clay Wolf Show.

The guy's a blackout drunk.

800-800-Radio.

Yo, give me the VIN.

I'm an Indian outlaw.

Have Turkey and Chuck at home.

My baby, she's a Chick-a-Wall.

Good morning, everybody.

Happy holidays.

Quonsa.

Don Kapoor.

Hanukkah.

What do Indians call Christmas,

since we're playing the Indian outlaw song?

That's a question.

Hey, I need an American Indian.

Call in 800-800-7234.

Straighten me out on...

Do they celebrate Christmas?

I mean, I'm sure they're going to call and be offended.

Say, we celebrate Christmas like everybody else.

It's Christmas.

Yes.

But traditionally.

These generations, sure.

But way back in the day, it had to be something else.

It just had to be.

And I doubt...

I don't even know the deep Indians from way back

what they even believe in.

Native Americans, I know.

They sign the moon.

Yeah, I mean, everything is kind of...

The earth is their...

Yeah, Native Americans, I know, celebrate everything.

Cinco de Mayo.

Seasonally, yeah.

I mean...

No, they don't.

Same padding thing.

The sun, the moon, the land, the...

Oh, yeah.

No, I think you're talking about the Cinco de Mayo.

No, no, they said everything.

Well, no, I mean, they celebrate everything in their culture.

Yeah.

I don't know if we have anybody...

I've never even thought about it.

I've never asked that question.

You want me to tell you what...

No, no, we want...

No, we want college to tell us.

We don't need you to tell us what chat GPT is.

Come on now.

AI.

Chat GTP.

This is Google.

Totally different.

No, it's not because Google is AI in it now, too.

Do y'all know why we're waiting on this?

800-800-RADIO.

800-800-7234.

Indian folks, Native Americans, American Indians,

call in and tell us about the belief in the holidays.

I'd be interested to know.

You were saying something.

AI, dude, this is a downer segment.

Uh-oh.

I'm telling you.

You heard it here.

You heard it here first a while back,

and the closer we're getting to this, it's getting worse.

We got a problem.

What is your perceived problem?

The perceived problem is the supercomputers

that are learning so fast, and AGI is coming,

which is where they're smarter than the combined brains

of humans and how this is going to screw up the world.

This is like more dangerous than nukes, for sure.

What are they going to do?

The computers will take over,

and the LLMs, the large language models,

and they're going to screw us all out of jobs.

I would say what percentage of the country

it works in a cubicle?

20?

At least.

Yeah.

Let's just say it's 20.

Let's say that half of those jobs are replaced

by quote, unquote, AI.

That's 10% of the workforce out of work.

When COVID went down, you saw how bad that was.

That was a much smaller percentage on,

I mean, not for the stop,

but overall when a lot of jobs were lost.

And these guys that are making it,

and I'm making it too,

and the reason I'm pretty well versed on this

is we're, I can't say balls deep,

but we're way up in building our AI

for carbidding and car valuation and all that.

And the response that we're getting back

is so profound, strong.

So that means every industry is doing this,

the insurance tables, the accounting people,

the law is already done.

And it's so profound that I'm finding myself going to it

on things I know and asking it

because it does a better version of what I know.

And I'm kind of in my space.

That's been my little trigger.

I'm a human robot on car values.

There's folks that literally,

I mean, we, I did a little thing

about all the excuses customers use

for the give me the vent.

One of the excuses saying AI told me it was worth more.

AI, I mean, that's what people,

all right, you know what?

I'm just going to put it in there.

Betting against AI now.

Guys, I don't think anybody understands

what I'm trying to say.

Elon Musk said this three years ago, at least three years ago.

Elon Musk was right.

Yeah, he said this is,

I remember when it first came out, everybody thought,

oh, what a cool toy you can play with AI.

And it'll talk to you.

It needs to be stopped.

And he said, this is much more dangerous

than you even have an idea.

And here's the mentality of those guys

that knew back then.

Because Elon did not want to do it.

He was trying to stop it.

But now that he's not gotten stopped,

the attitude is, well, we're all going to die anyway.

I might as well be the one that lights the fire.

Okay.

Take some money off it.

And I don't like what I'm seeing.

I'm not talking about replacing Joe.

I mean, and then like they're doing test with it.

Like there was a test where the AI,

you know, they put rats in mazes.

Sure.

Okay.

Well, they're doing this to AI's.

Not in mazes, but in situations.

In testing the AI.

And so it's looking through the company's emails, right?

It sees where the CEO is having an affair

with one of the staff members.

Damn.

Right?

But that's easy.

That's nothing.

We'll keep listening.

Okay.

And then it also catches an email

where they're talking,

the tech department talking about

how they don't like that AI

and they're switching it out with another AI.

Okay.

So now you're telling the AI you don't like it.

It sees it.

But it sees that, yeah.

And it's like, okay.

So it positioned, leveraged the,

it made a copy of itself.

Sure.

Put it in a different server.

Wow.

And it went and said to the CEO,

if you let this happen,

I am going to expose your affair.

Whoa.

And this isn't made up BS2.

This is very real.

This happened.

So AI's are developing their own self-interest?

Absolutely.

Okay.

The LLMs, the large language models,

are getting so profound.

All of our intellect and the way we think and move,

have y'all noticed chat GPT getting better lately?

Yes.

Absolutely.

A lot.

Very, very much better.

Right.

100%.

Well, take that times,

if right now is 100%,

take it up to 500%.

Take it up to a thousand percent.

Why do you need to know the answer to anything?

How many phone numbers do you remember JD?

None.

Okay.

Why?

Mine.

Because we've stored them all on the phone.

What this is going to do,

it's going to dumb down society,

it's going to create haves and have nots.

But then my problem with it,

that I haven't heard anybody say,

is the society's going to be so disrupted,

the economy's going to be so disrupted,

that the haves aren't going to have anybody to prey on.

And it's going to flip the economy to a point

where it gets into arm again.

You've killed off.

And then the AI's are going to start screwing with us.

And I mean, the airport,

the computers run all large systems in the world.

Is there no stop gap you could put into the system?

You've got to stop it.

They've got to stop it.

I think it's too late.

Maybe too late.

Oh, I think it is.

Yeah, for sure.

Like, how do you stop it?

Well, I mean, you can unplug it.

That would be hard to do without access to the pod bay doors.

Thank you.

You don't want a space Odyssey,

which came out 1968.

It's very much like the 80 sci-fi movies.

What are you doing, Dave?

I'm 68, Dave.

Something just tragic has to happen to where people are like,

OK, yeah, we've got to stop it.

And it's going to be huge.

Hopefully it's like a Chernobyl that was isolated

and only killed half a million people or whatever it was over time

and not the overall meltdown.

I'm telling you, I've studied this a lot.

It scares me because you've been so accurate.

I've been very closely watching this.

And I'm watching, there's a podcast

slash YouTube channel called Diary of a CEO.

And he's doing a wonderful job of bringing in the heads

of different companies, the guys.

I mean, the crazy accredited bigwigs.

And they're saying this clear as day.

And it's like, OK, OK, it's not just a man.

I don't know.

I don't know what they're going.

How they're going to stop it.

I mean, we thought it was a cool phone.

We opened Pandora's Box.

Sci-Fi film 30 years ago, The Terminator.

But like, if you look at that in a serious way, like AI,

that's that's all that is.

Philip in Pennsylvania, your American Indian, Native American.

Hey, hey.

Yes, yes.

I'm a native.

Well, I'm a Tex.

I'm a Mexican, Mexican, Mexican American native.

You know, I'm Apache and Mexican.

And I want to say like we celebrate, you know,

and I live here in PA and just we just celebrate Thanksgiving.

I don't like Turkey and all that stuff.

But, you know, my wife is she's she's a white girl.

So I mean, so everybody up here in PA, I'm pretty.

I just hung up on him because I don't think he's good

representative of what we're looking for the Native American,

American Indians in their belief system and holidays.

That guy is like a going to Golden Corral

and asking what you want on the buffet.

What's what's the equivalent of Christmas

in the Native American community?

Yep. That that's the single point question.

800-800-7234-800-800-Raeo.

Speech and pediment.

Terrence, are you are you a Native American?

No, I'm friendly Native American.

I'm Mark.

And he saved my life.

I can give him that practice.

And he's an Indian.

Because I had an overdose.

What did you overdose on?

I had an overdose.

I overdosed on peanut butter on Elville.

Peanut butter and toenails.

Fina barbital.

I got Fina barbital.

Oh.

Nails, um.

Fina bar toenails.

To toenails.

Do you take medication?

Yeah.

No.

Okay.

Do you want this?

Yeah.

I'm almost done.

I can go.

I was amazed in American Indians in there.

I really have.

And you got that.

I was very good.

Thank you, speech and pediment.

Terrence, you've said too much was too little words.

I think you got peanut butter in my farm of barbital.

We'll be back in a minute.

What is farm of barbital?

I'm gonna look that up.

You got peanut barbital in my peanut butter.

Yes.

Peanut butter and toenails.

It sounded like peanut butter and toenails.

I wasn't trying to be funny.

Don't make fun of me.

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God, you know what this reminds me of?

What?

Getting drunk with Corolla two weeks ago downstairs about one in the morning.

Hey, man, let's play some good music.

Let's play some babies.

You were playing the babies in the car.

Can you find that babies?

He's really?

Yeah, he's just all in the babies.

We had a baby's phase.

He's like, people just don't understand how good John White was.

Wow.

Did they think of John White with missing you in those other MTV hits?

But the babies.

The babies is what the real hit was.

Boy, that must have been a scene to somebody who see you guys sitting around.

It looked like a Quentin Tarantino setting.

Yeah.

Totally.

It was very odd.

But it was really fun.

That's a good story.

Rest of your life right there.

Oh, yeah.

Who was in here?

I don't think Bobo was here.

But yeah, that was a good time.

Kev, sit down and put on some headphones.

Um, 800-800-7234-800-800 radio.

It is time for White, Black, Latino, or Other.

Oh, boy.

Where we guess was the perp White, Black, Latino, or Other.

And this is brought to you by no other but DJ Pre-K.

A White and a Black man.

You are now about to witness the strength of Street Now.

Yes, sir.

It's time for everybody's favorite game,

where I read just a little crime story or news story.

And y'all just give me the vibe that it gets.

Y'all ready?

Okay.

Yeah.

Let's roll.

All right.

This week, we got a wild man.

Our suspect this week was caught deep in the bushes of Texas,

hunting squirrels without a license.

Ted Lugin.

Lake Tawakani.

How messed up is that?

But our boy said he ain't no traditional hunter.

He's a primal predator.

Reports show the 39-year-old man told officers,

he don't need a license to catch his meal

with his God-given claws and fangs.

Ted Lugin.

This does sound more like it.

But Wardens took him in, growling and snarling

with a mouthful of bark, loincloth and all.

The Game Wardens said they can't make exceptions

for wannabe cavemen.

So our boy, who police say was an Oregon transplant,

was booked on charges of hunting without license

and disorderly conduct.

But was he White, Black, Latino, or Other?

So would American Indian be Other?

Yeah.

I'm going to go with that.

I'm going to take the Other.

It just sounds like something out of Tarzan.

I'm going to go straight up White.

It's just Ted Lugin.

Yes, it's Ted Lugin.

Who is White as it gets?

I mean, Oregon hunting squirrels.

Squirrels.

Bear hands.

Caveman.

Ted Math.

There's got to be Math.

You can ask Ted Lugin next week.

He's playing Friday and Saturday

here at the Rattlesnake Roadhouse in Walnut Springs.

Math involved.

There's got to be some Math out White guy.

I don't think Ted does Math.

No, not Ted.

I'm not.

No, no, no, no, no.

I'm talking about this guy.

This is what he pre-k is talking about.

Bobbo.

This happened in Oregon?

No.

No, it happened in Texas, but he's from Oregon.

Oh, Texas, Texas, Texas.

But he's a transplant from Oregon.

I'm going to go.

He walked from Oregon to Texas in moccasins.

Well, I'm glad we don't bet money

on these these games right here,

because I'm not very good the last couple of months.

I'm going to go Black.

Okay.

Why?

They just, I don't know where.

All right.

Well, it's Texas.

And if you've been around Texas,

like the cultures here are not the same

as other places, you know.

Okay.

It sounds a little Cajun, but it was a Texas.

Yeah, it sounds.

It does sound.

Man, I've met some Cajuns that do weird stuff like this.

And that's a truth.

Okay.

So I'm Indian, not the dot, but the feather.

Great.

I'm pure White.

You are.

Met that White.

Yeah.

Okay.

Black.

Okay.

What is the answer?

Case case.

All right.

So our culprit is 39 year old Ethan McNeely.

I think we got a picture of his look shot.

There he is.

A wild White man.

But he looks like he can have a little bit of,

you know, native in him.

I believe it.

Oh, wow.

He looks like he can play guitar.

That's exactly what I saw in my head.

He should be in corn.

Yeah.

I think he's the base player for corn.

He looks like he's here to eat KitKats

and kill you and he's out of KitKats.

Right.

His full name is actually Ethan McNeely, uh, Nugent.

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