#544 John Clay Wolfe Show 02.28.26

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Breaking news, we bombed Irene last night.

Yes.

What the hell is that all about?

We did.

Yep.

Okay.

Like a big one.

Like really?

Look it up.

I've been meaning to check into the news.

Combined forces of the United States and Israel.

Okay.

Did we go to war or did we just knock on the door?

Just put in bomb Irene on Google and hit enter.

The song will come out.

And your computer may blow up.

It's so hot.

God.

Really?

Yeah, seriously.

You know what came up?

The lyrics to this song.

Really?

800-800-7234-800 radio.

All right, news.

Oh, yeah, look at that.

Look at that.

It's a mushroom cloud.

U.S. and Israel.

It's like the movie Fallout.

Together with Israel attack, I ran.

That's the good news is together with Israel.

I did not catch that part.

Yep.

Together with Israel.

Because that means like we didn't do it solo and everybody won't be mad at us.

I mean, not that everybody loves Israel.

As Tehran retaliates across the Middle East.

What's that mean?

I don't know.

Were they going to retaliate in the other corner of the across the Middle East?

They've sent drone strikes near our base in Bahrain.

Also Qatar.

Like recently, I've been hearing these underpinnings, but I've been hearing about,

you know, gunfights in the sand since 91.

Yeah.

So I haven't, I don't listen that close because it just keeps going.

But how about since 87?

I mean, I've been fighting these people for 40 years.

Yeah.

Off and on.

Is it time to just knock them off?

I guess that's it.

Finally, yeah.

Well, the last six presidents should have done.

Okay.

You're Godfather guy, right?

Huh?

Iran is like, and I know part three wasn't as popular with a lot of people,

but Iran is like the Joey Zaza of this picture.

He's not, Iran hasn't been asking for it.

They've been begging for it for 40 years.

Like JD said, hostages for my own embassy.

Yeah.

Come on, man.

Right.

Come on.

For our number one sponsor of World Terror on the planet.

Okay.

Is the state of Iran.

So let me ask you this.

Why is it our business to go over there and settle them down?

Well, it's kind of what you just said.

This has been going on forever.

And it's like time to finally put a pin in it for our own safety.

Okay.

We knocked out their nuclear facilities last year.

Totally obliterated it, they say, but you know, I mean,

this is the kind of a quest that they've had forever to have

their own nuclear weapons arsenal and we can't have that.

They're nuts.

Yeah, they're great.

They're great.

It's like the kid down the block that has the handgun.

Man, I'm glad that dude that worked for me, Ray left.

Why?

Cause he's like a Iranian activist.

Huh?

Not like a PLO, but, you know, he was a wholesaler in California

and he was pretty big deal.

He got kicked out of Mannheim.

For sending the arbitration manager a picture of a black man's

penis.

Okay.

Like between a bunch of arms and said together, like a yellow

arm and a black arm and a brown arm and a white arm.

And it was like a good feeling thing.

And it was like, cause he got mad at the arbitration guy and

he sent him this photo and said, it doesn't matter what

color we are, our, you know, equality, it'll shine through

and we're all in it together.

But if you look hard, the black arm was a black man's

penis.

Sorry.

It's not funny.

So is that what we're doing is we worried about Iran doing

that to us?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm just, I'm just, I'm

just coloring in the back story.

Why he got kicked out of Mannheim.

Okay.

Because that guy turned it into HR and it made it all

the way to Atlanta, which is the top of Cox and the

people that own Cox and get this image out of here.

And so when he was working with me, he couldn't go

into the auction, but he was really talented guy.

But he was very hostile, very easily activated.

And you're worried about everybody in Iran doing the

same thing.

Well, I have this is my experience with an Iranian.

This is so perfect.

This is exactly how we should approach this show

and this story.

This is my first hand experience with an Iranian.

That's so great.

You aren't interested in any all change stories will go

on something.

No, I'm fascinated by it now.

This is so perfect.

Can I tell you like he was such a pain in the ass,

but his wife was so sweet and good.

We hired his wife to full time to be the mouthpiece

between the company and he.

You'd have an interpreter.

Yes.

Somebody in between.

Yes.

Because she knows what a son of a bitch he is too.

But God could he produce that damn Iranian.

It's like he had his own nuclear factory in the back.

He could produce some cars.

I had a landlord once that was Iranian.

Please share your experiences.

Share your Iranian experiences.

I bet it's not the same as mine.

Amad Razavizda.

But he get on this stuff.

But he came in 78 with his family.

They escaped like a lot of Iranian people back then

when the guy Atolla was coming in the shot was

going out and a lot of Iranian people here in

America know what the deal is.

Right.

They've had protests there for the past just over a year

and the government there.

The Atolla killed more than 10,000 protesters.

So it's like it's ripe for something to change over there.

Iranian radicalism is what broke my collarbone.

Do you remember when I had to have it plated?

Yes.

How did that have to do with it?

Ray.

Ray broke your collarbone.

Yes.

He was on your mind.

Oh, on my mind.

Okay.

He was he created such a riff with Cunningham

because he was a heavy wholesaler too.

Right.

And they got to Wappen.

They were like one of us has got to go or we're going to leave.

So like it was like you got to pick him or

I got to pick Jadier Bobo.

Right.

They cannot both work together in the same room.

I've known people like that.

Okay.

So you know and I was like God you crazy son of a

bitch is both of you.

And so I hung up the phone and I went riding to cool off

and I broke my collarbone.

There's the tie-in.

And I went up in the hospital.

I don't know if that's like considered a terrorist act.

Yeah, it is.

Oh, yes.

In John's mind to crash yourself.

Yeah.

In John's mind.

Absolutely.

Go blow up yourself.

Piece of a piece of a piece of a train come flying off the

subway.

Wait, wait, wait.

Don't do it.

Piece of a train.

Well, how's a piece of train go?

Piece of a train.

Someone blew up the subway.

I, I, I, I, I, I, I death to the USA.

And let's just remember most Iranians that are here agree

with what's happening.

They came here to escape that.

John's just sharing his experience.

John's just sharing his thing.

Somehow his collarbone is attached to Iran.

It can attach to a photo with a very large unit.

I'm just waiting for you to work boobs into it

because I know it's coming.

Well, there's no way.

Remember Kat Stevens on SCTV when they were making fun of him?

They did a piece of a train.

Right.

Piece of a train.

It just, I can't.

It's right on the tip of my brain.

I know exactly what you're talking about.

Piece of a train come flying by me.

Someone blew up the subway.

I, I, I, I, I, I, I death to the USA.

It's when Kat Stevens pivoted to Yusuf.

What's his last name?

Yusuf Islam.

Islam.

Yes.

And they're like, couldn't have been good for

something like they're like, they're going to

change his songs.

Right.

It couldn't have been good for marketing.

Kat Stevens.

Do you have any Kat Stevens, man?

I'd like to do a Wild World piece of piece of piece

train.

That's the best song ever piece train.

What happened to Kat Stevens?

Is he Iranian?

Well, I don't think so.

No, he's not.

He's Californian.

What's the difference?

Right.

The great melting pot.

That's America.

Right.

Turn it up, Charlie.

We're going to, we're going to go into the Vietnam

folk music mode and like, heal everybody with

acoustics.

Yes.

He was born, doesn't matter, in London in 1948,

a British songwriter.

Oh, so he's not American.

He's not even American or Iranian.

Okay.

Why is his name Yusuf Islam?

Yusuf Islam.

He changed his name.

He went to Islam.

Yeah.

Me.

Like, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

Because he converted Islam in 1977 and legally

changed his name to Yusuf Islam in 1978, adopting

the Arabic, Arabic form of Joseph.

Well, Arabs are not Iranians.

No, they're not.

They're different.

Yep.

And Palestinians are not Jews.

That's for sure.

He's just a nut.

You know, when I was young, I just thought

it was all one.

I become stupid Texan, right?

Redneck.

Yeah.

I still have some of that primitive thinking too.

In fact, I still refuse to eat a euro.

I don't care.

Did you guys know Kit Stevens got denied entry

and deported from the U.S. in 2004?

Because he was on the government.

No fly list.

Did you know this?

No.

Piece of a plane when you fly in.

Wow.

This is not.

These are not the political opinions of any radio

station that carries us or blame us or any

networks or Westwood one or anybody like that.

I don't even know if they're political opinions.

They're not.

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I was so caught up in the Iranian war.

I forgot to promote the lightning rounds coming

up max, which is now whoops.

So Scott in Germany via Nebraska.

You in Germany.

Scotty accident.

I just pulled over the rest stop.

Yeah, I got you.

Where are you in Germany?

Got me.

Yeah, I got you loud and clear.

Where are you in Germany?

Why are you over there?

What time is it?

So it's plus seven plus seven or plus eight

over there.

I'm in central plus seven hours plus seven.

Yeah, it's three thirty almost.

Are you in your Ford Ranger over there pulled

over on the Autobahn?

I am.

I just pulled over to a rest stop.

I appreciate you taking my call.

Are you really in a Ranger in Germany?

I am.

Okay.

How did you get the car over there?

Video on.

I told you.

Okay.

They sell them.

They ship our stuff over here.

Is it?

I mean, is it the I guess what I'm asking is

that the US version or is it the European version?

No, it's the US version.

Okay, so you want to bring it back?

Well, yeah, I'm going back to going to Nebraska

next duty station.

So I want to get rid of it and get a full

size F-150 when I get back.

So you're asking me to bid your car on the side

of the Autobahn freight on board Germany

and it's going to land here in three months?

Yeah, within three months.

Yeah, it'll be on a ship.

I can't give you a direct date, but yeah.

And it loses power every time.

It says in the notes that loses power every time

he wants to make a right turn at slow speeds.

Yeah, when I pull out in the morning, it's the weirdest

thing I have to make a right.

I go out by drive and I make a right turn to go out

the street, the main street.

And for some odd reason, it just kind of catches.

You can feel like the slipping something slipping.

And then I have to not stop on the gas, but hit the gas

and get it to go again.

So I'm going to bid your car when it gets back from Germany.

But I'm going to give you a little advice about your

right hand failure problem.

And this isn't I'm not going to give you direct instructions

on the repair, but I'm going to tell you.

I'm going to give you a story and you can figure it out.

So I have this friend that has a crooked penis.

Like a really hard like a 45 at like the second half to the

left.

And I know this girl that had a lazy eye on the right and

they became a thing.

And now she does not have a lazy eye after years together.

So now do you know how to fix your Ford Ranger?

I sure as hell don't.

I guess I got to find me a crooked eyed woman.

Thank you.

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Can you believe we were all listening to this crap jamming

our ass off the leader of the free world and music for about

I don't know 24 months was the guy that sings behind the drum

and just dresses like an assistant principal.

Yeah.

Phil Collins.

What's wrong with him?

He dressed like an assistant principal.

Don't even ask Mike rather for Genesis.

But we don't like him.

I love him.

Okay.

I'm just thinking about this was rock and roll in that

moment of time.

True.

And this is an excellent song.

And do dress like an assistant principal at a public school.

That's true.

So true.

Never thought of it that way.

Sands a belt button up shirt white.

I mean and he was just he was the leader.

He was Gene Simmons.

Okay.

He was Phil Collins.

He was everywhere.

This was eighty what seven.

I think this may have been a bit earlier earlier.

Yeah.

It's hard to it's hard to separate Genesis music.

Oh yes.

So Phil Collins had his moment eighty seven eighty eight eighty

nine Genesis was a few years before Miami Vice was the air

tonight and that was probably eighty four eighty five.

This was on the Duke album released in 1980.

Oh wow.

Okay.

That was great.

That was when he was getting his costume down.

Yeah.

No I'm not going to go with the baby blue shirt with a

white one.

I'm going to that belt.

No I'm going to just wear a tan leather belt.

Yeah.

The shoes.

I didn't know what kind of shoes he had on probably loafers

right probably he's still alive.

He's a weird little guy man.

He was really sick.

He's a weird little guy.

He got into the Civil War collectibles and especially

the Alamo right.

And then when he divorced he was wrestling with his wife

over the collection.

Yeah.

She busted his ass pretty cute like.

And he shot her with a musket.

No he didn't shoot her.

That's a joke folks.

Nobody got shot.

Hey Joe where you going with that gun in your hand.

Hey Phil where you going with that gun in your hand with

that Davey Crockett hat.

I'm going down to the river to shoot my old lady.

I saw her mess with my Civil War Alamo collection.

Must be some kind of misunderstanding.

Yeah.

What do we got the news boss.

What do we have.

We got Florida news.

You want to do this early.

And now from North America.

Good morning Florida.

It's time for Sunshine State News with your certified

lifeguard JD Ryan.

You guys remember quicksand.

Used to be Batman and all kinds of TV shows quicksand

but nobody ever really dealt with it in real life until

now.

A missing Florida man found alive after spending several

days stuck up to his neck in what they're calling a

mud bog but it was actually sand.

A county sheriff's office says the 36 year old Andrew

Gidden of Jacksonville was rescued from a sand plant

located near Melrose.

Here's the local news.

Cut number seven.

Six days that is how long authority say a man was trapped

underneath that sand and they say it was very difficult

to find him because the only thing that was popping

out of that sand was his head with the materials that

he was covered with and caked with.

It made it almost impossible for our fleer devices to

be able to see him where in this area he was at.

He was covered nearly up to his neck and this material.

We need to get around his body better.

So it was almost impossible for us to see him with

our technology.

Authorities say that it was the mud and the sand

that ended up keeping him warm through all those

cold days and nights and now the man is in the

hospital and it's like the love of a fat girl.

Love the fat girl.

Last time I saw anybody in a sand pit was blazing

saddles.

Yeah.

I remember correctly.

That was very racist.

Don't be racist.

I was a racist.

Oh my God.

I'm sorry.

YouTube stream moved to a new independent channel

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It's very clearly labeled live and videos go to

the live.

But now I'm here and I'm trying to get into the

chat room and I can't figure out how to do that.

That weird.

It's not popping up here either.

Really?

Nope.

So why?

I don't know what you do.

I didn't do anything.

It's supposed to be easier than this.

It's a sandbog.

So did the guy I wasn't even listening to the story.

Did the guy live?

He did live after six days in the sand.

No food or water.

No, that's he losing weight.

It's good way to lose some weight.

God, he got probably soft skin too.

What was he doing?

He was who knows.

He had run off.

They say he had some mental health problems.

No, and he was gone for six days.

Well, of course he was under the dirt.

So they're looking for the guy and somebody

at this sand plant.

Spider said, I think there's a guy.

I see a guy's head out there in the sandbog.

Six days.

Yeah.

After about, I'm going to say 12 hours.

I'd be like, I mean, I'm dead.

It's over.

Give up.

Also, he's Spirit Airlines passenger.

This is fun.

You've seen little dog packs that people carry

where the dog or cat sits in the back of the dog

has a little window.

Well, Spirit Airlines passenger showed up to TSA

in Fort Lauderdale with a clear bubble pet carrier backpack.

Why wouldn't you the kind for your dog or your cat?

In this case, though, he didn't have a dog or a cat.

He had a rotisserie chicken in it.

Oh, it was his emotional support rotisserie chicken.

Is he from Seattle?

No, he was not.

He carried it through.

So he got it through security.

You got it through TSA.

They screened it and they said, actually, legally,

you can carry food on board.

Yeah, a little weird because you carried it in a backpack

with a window.

My second cousin just came out as a transvestite.

Is that right?

Go ahead.

Okay.

Lives in Seattle is why I thought about it.

Left turn.

The TSA doesn't allow food.

Doesn't he got through the whole security thing.

They got on board and ate the damn thing.

Here's cut number eight, Mike.

If it's a solid item like a pie casserole

or even a cooked or uncooked turkey,

then it can go in your carry on.

However, the TSA says if you can spill it, spread it,

spray it, pump it or pour it and it's larger than

3.4 ounces, then it should go in a checked bag.

There you go.

And what's funny is actually because of this story,

we have our own chicken kind of emotional support chicken

with us here.

Cluck Norris.

Hey, boss.

Good morning.

Yeah.

You know, Daddy Ryan, that's funny.

What has a funny?

You call me emotional support chicken.

You know I'm a fighter.

You're a fighter.

Yeah.

But you make us feel all warm and fresh.

Well, I'm an emotional supporter when I fight.

You talk about eating chickens on a plane.

Yeah.

You have dinner.

You know, JD.

Oh, I'm in trouble.

If you're going to talk about eating chickens.

Yeah.

Maybe you shouldn't do it online.

FCC error.

And I don't believe the chickens would enjoy that

when they's on a plane.

And I've been eating chicken on my grown up days.

That's a little weird.

12 years.

Yeah.

They and you know, I put this out there just like

Phil Donahue really asked me.

Yeah.

Chickens like it too.

Chickens like to eat.

Maybe not on a plane.

Most chickens get very nervous on a plane.

I'm not nervous on a plane.

Now they have a eating the chicken on a plane.

Yeah.

But I do it, you know, I do it from my hand.

You show.

That's a little cannibalistic.

Wouldn't you say cannibalistic?

Yeah, you're chicken and you're eating a chicken.

We may be talking about a different kind of eating.

Oh, I got you.

Oh, next story, next story, next story, next story.

Back to my second cousin that came out as a transvestite.

That's safer.

Much safer.

Did he have to come out?

I mean, transvestite is just a guy that wears women's clothing.

Well, no, he is in the middle of transitioning transgender,

like the whole thing.

I don't know the difference.

I don't know.

But yeah, I think I think he's going all the way with it

like to the end zone.

Wow.

But now he and his husband want to have a child.

So he's having to throttle back.

He's going to reach up and pull those throttles back

and quit with the treatments.

So that hang on a second.

I'm getting confused.

I'm confused.

I'm on the same train with you to confuse.

No, there's got to be he and his wife.

Okay.

Do you know this?

But his wife, if they want to have a kid,

she can have one of them's got to be a female.

That would be his wife.

She's female, right?

But it's okay.

So he there and then he was going to go all the way to

female.

He's throttling back so that he could keep his male stuff

going so he can knock her up.

Now I'm not confused.

Thank y'all for working that out with me.

He's a cross dresser.

No, no, no, I mean, you're not just a cross dresser

if you're going all the way.

He's going all the way.

He just had to stop.

He had to stop going all the way while he still

have his business so we can take care of the baby.

So he's a currently a cross dresser.

Yeah, I think so.

Turley wanted to be right.

I'll bet he's a big fan of that heated rivalry show.

What's that?

He did rivalry.

Never heard of it.

Gay hockey.

Oh, is that real?

Oh, that's an HBO show.

Haven't seen it myself.

So if it's my first cousin's son, is that my second cousin?

Or the once removed thing or something?

I think man, I think so.

I think you're right.

I think you're safe.

I died.

You know, that's what he was thinking.

Is that far enough away?

That's not going to affect me or my bloodline.

That's all I want to know.

Wow.

Oh, I mean, I really wasn't thinking about that.

Oh, bull.

I'm pretty far from that.

It's this point in my life.

I can guarantee to each his own man, take your freak flag

and let it fly fly baby.

That was the whole point of that guy that's carrying the chicken.

Let him.

How do we get from chicken?

Let his chicken man put that chicken in a rainbow suit.

Let that son of a bitch out.

Let him fly.

Don't do your thing.

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So last week we did cars, coffee and quesadillas had a nice turnout.

Mrs. Fella Joe is on the phone.

He was there.

Joe, are you there?

Yes, sir.

Speaking of that in your freak flag fly.

That was just an incredible event of awesome cars.

I mean, I think there was like 50 plus.

Yeah, it was a good turnout.

We're going to have to open up the wall.

Fix and change the name from the rattlesnake to the Walnut Springs Roadhouse.

We're going to have to start opening it up on Sundays when we do that

because every seat in the canteen was full.

If you notice that there was a line out the door.

So yes, that allowed me the opportunity to sit there with Hot Rod Kyle

and convince him to let me ride in the hurricane with him on the drive

because the canteen it was packed.

Right.

Which is great.

Yeah.

And it's the best suit too, so.

But this thing I think is going to keep growing

so we can right across the street we can open up the roadhouse

and have both venues open early Sunday morning for this.

Yeah, I think this thing is going to do nothing but grow.

That was pretty.

I'll ask you about the title.

Did you like that?

I was going to ask about the title of Hot Rod Kyle.

Yeah, I just named him Hot Rod Kyle just because he buys Hot Rods.

Because, I mean, in the drive, that was not Hot Rod Kyle.

No.

Did you notice he was being kitty cat Kyle?

Yes.

I was on his ass in that smoking the bandit train.

I think of a bitch.

I was on his ass in that smoking the bandit train

and pushing him.

And then I passed him.

Yeah, you passed us.

You blew right past us.

Super bitch.

It's a Lambo.

Kyle, I think that Lambo is scary.

It's a sheepy twin-turbo-charged ridiculous like 900 horsepower Lamborghini Huracan.

Now, did you notice when we got across the highway that that tour road,

I mean, it's like a racetrack.

Yes.

I mean, it's really good.

That Lamborghini is the way to do it too.

I mean, I've done it in that car like 10 times the speed that Hot Rod Kyle was going.

And it just drives like rails.

It's ridiculous.

It feels like you're on a roller coaster.

So fun.

Well, like Kyle and I said, when your name's not on it, you drive it a little different.

Right.

That's a good point.

Thank you, Joe.

Thanks for coming out.

We will have the next one.

You know, and then Rollins is having his thing the last Sunday of every month

at Gas Monkey Ice House.

I'm like, why are you doing this?

What are we doing?

So...

Hey, we're Wolfpacked all the way.

I know.

I was telling Richard, I can't promote yours if I've got mine to promote the last Sunday

cars and coffee last Sunday of every month.

So is he doing on Sundays or Saturdays?

Sundays.

Huh.

Yep.

I mean...

We had a good collection of people out there of different sorts too.

They didn't listen to the radio.

You know, you had Wolfpackers, you had all sorts.

You know, it was a good collection.

It's good stuff.

I like doing that.

Because really what I do is I get up about once a month.

No, twice a month on a Sunday morning and go do that by myself.

What we did.

And I'm like, hell, I'm doing this.

Lucky.

We might as well just make a deal of it.

The only problem I have with it is I want to go faster.

Oh.

So...

Hey, when those wastegates opened on that Lambo, I was good.

We didn't need to go any faster.

Did you do the second leg also of the Crazy Eight?

No.

So there's a Crazy Eight like you do the first hoop and then the second hoop.

And the second hoop is Cannonball Run.

And I forgot to tell everybody that.

So I got there way before everybody else did.

One guy hung with me.

But that's 79 Trans Am with an LS in it.

Yeah.

Bitch will move.

It'll run.

Well, thank you for coming out, Joe.

And I'll see you again next time.

Yes, sir.

All right.

Later.

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The live stream on YouTube is on...

Go to JCWShow.com and you can click through to get it.

Unfortunately, I think the chat room got shut down by YouTube because of sensitive content,

maybe.

Like the chatters we're talking.

Trash.

And YouTube knocked it off already.

Not the feed, but the chat.

The chat part, yeah.

So...

That's interesting.

You know, we may just have to host this ourselves.

Yeah.

And just get some software and just have our own live stream that's off YouTube

with our own chat that we don't have to worry about all the crap.

The YouTube things are so weird.

You can't say the S word when someone unalives themselves.

You get to say it that way.

You can't say that word.

Really?

You can't say no.

No.

You can't say the K word when someone is unalived.

What's a K word?

Kill.

Oh, really?

I just said it was going to be knocked off.

The things that YouTube bleeps is amazing.

Yeah.

Okay.

Then we're going to have to move this because the reason we moved it to the

other new live stream is that we didn't threaten our main channel that's built up

so well with the videos.

And last week when we got knocked off the live stream, we got a warning

because of the...

That threatens everything.

The guy that was talking about shooting a pig.

Oh.

Or I was talking.

That guy was mean.

But there was a caller that called in was more detailed and YouTube knocked it

off, knocked the whole thing down.

And I'm like, we can't...

All this investment we've got in this YouTube channel.

We can't threaten it with stupid comments from me because I'm very liable to make a stupid

comment at any moment.

If it's unedited.

Yeah.

There's no dump button on the YouTube side.

Right.

Yeah.

They get everything.

Yeah.

All right.

So I think that we're going to wind up having to make...

I'll be like my second cousin.

I'm going to have to transition again.

You know, you started down that path and then you doubled back and came back.

And now I know how he feels.

There you go.

Really?

No, I don't think it's the same at all.

But all right.

We'll go with you.

What do we got?

Oh, okay.

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Speaking of Rock and Roll and the big driving thing you all do on Sundays.

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame announced its nominees for the true 2026 class.

You guys hear any of this?

Mm-hmm.

Here's some of the sound bites from folks that most likely will make it in.

See if you know who these people are.

There he is.

Phil Collins.

Wow.

Okay.

Solo career.

Solo.

Black crooks.

Yes.

Cillian.

Okay.

About time.

In excess.

Huh.

I can't believe they're not in yet.

Oasis will get in.

Or is this already happening?

Oasis.

No.

These are potential.

Were they nominated last year, maybe?

Iron Maiden won for musical influence maybe last year or the year before.

Just for their style.

Because that free guitar, you know, heavy metal thing, they kind of made that new.

So they're growing as an artist, as an inductee if they get in.

They'll announce the inductees in April.

And don't forget the long list.

There's a long list of people that might make it.

Let's see if you know these folks.

Cut 1.2.

We have Boo!

Yeah, you got Mariah Carey over here.

We have Melissa.

Ah, Efridge maybe.

Laura Hill.

Ah.

Laura Hill, yeah.

Ah, Joy Division slash New Order.

Oh yeah.

New Edition.

Oh, New Edition.

Yeah.

That's the first time for them.

Maybe Pink.

These are not nominated yet.

They may be.

They're on the list of maybes.

No, they're nominees.

Shakira, they are.

They're nominees.

I don't mean they're in.

Okay.

Luther Vendros, Shade, and of course the Wu-Tang Clan that you're hearing here.

Whoa, Pre-K, Shade.

Shade nominated for the rock-roll hall fame.

Yeah, man.

Wu-Tang and Shade, it's about time they got their Ma right.

Damn, son.

I think Wu gets in.

I don't know about Shade.

They're pretty influential, the Wu-Tang Clan.

I had to dignify that.

This exists nowhere in my regular culture.

Cream doesn't?

Yeah.

You know.

Cream.

I think Phil, now Phil's in and Genesis is in, right?

Absolutely.

Yep.

So would he be the first one to be in twice, I guess?

No.

Clapton's in for Cream.

And I think for Spencer Davis Group or Steve Warner.

Wow.

Steve Warner.

And as a solo artist.

He's a solo, okay.

So Paul is in for Beatles.

And I think Wings.

But not solo, though.

Ringo's in for Ringo and Beatles.

Yeah.

And John is in for John and Beatles.

So I don't know who the big winner is there.

I think maybe Clapton.

He's in for three.

I think in excess is a little underrated there, too, though.

Absolutely.

Yeah.

Have you heard their new stuff?

I have not, no.

Great.

Who's singing?

Oh, yeah, that's right.

There is no new stuff.

Oops.

We could go really, we could go really low.

Did he auto-affixiate, auto-affixiate?

Yeah, that's what they said.

Yeah.

Name five guys that have auto-affixiated to their death.

David Kearney.

Kill Bill.

Michael Stipes.

What's that guy saying?

What's the lead singer of NXS?

Michael Hutchins.

Hutchins.

Yeah.

There's more.

Oh.

Robin Williams, maybe?

No.

No, no, no.

No, he hung himself.

Well, that's...

Yeah, but he wasn't doing what Michael was doing.

If you got your britches around your ankles at that moment.

No.

Okay.

Let's not say that.

Man, Robin Williams is one of my all-time faves.

Of course.

There's gotta be, there's more.

Auto-affixiators.

I'm trying to look for a list.

It's not popping up.

I want to say not a lot of famous people want to go out that way.

Not distinguished.

I think they're trying to go out when they do it.

Right, right.

That's what makes it so rare.

Oh.

Now there's a comfort.

The dude from Soundgarden, maybe.

Right?

I don't remember hearing that either now.

I think you're throwing people in this.

The dude from Blazing Saddles?

No.

Which one?

The one in the movie.

A female cop friend who says,

So awkward when you walk in on that crime scene.

Clearly, you know what was going on.

It's just so bad because you're hung.

You're dead.

They got the Pac-10 issue of Playboy from 1987 right now.

Yes, exactly.

And it's just like, so she says it's so awkward.

Time to take a break.

You just gave me a great memory, man.

Girls of the Pac-10.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Every June.

Can still do that.

Guess what it was all about, man.

Beer back.

Hey, everybody, we're going to reset our YouTube feed

and see if that fixes the chat room on the new channel.

So you're going to have to re-log in.

Oh, God.

What a pain in the ass.

You're going to lose them all again.

Oh.

Hey, no football now it's gone.

Can they put one more game on?

Not for stand-ins just because.

Because I love the Rams, the Colts, the Bears, the Bucks, the Chiefs, the Bronx, the Jets,

the Browns, the Saints, the Bills, the Niners, Eagles, Spangles, Steelers, Chargers, Cardinals,

Packers, Patriots, Dolphins, Cowboys, Lions, Vikings, Ravens, and Seahawks.

And all the Leon, Couch and Mole.

Hey, no football now it's gone.

Just basketball every day.

Draft days 50 days away.

And live from the United States it's Saturday morning.

It's the John Clay Wolf Show starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. Ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown

and featuring DJ Pre-K, Rush Limbo, Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk and Satan the Prince of Darkness.

And now your host John Clay Wolf.

Morning everybody.

February 28th, is that correct?

That is correct sir.

Last day of the month.

Aaron Houston.

Yes sir.

The chat is working now on the YouTube stream Rob had to reset it.

It was not, I see your note here.

You said it was, you have to set it to inappropriate for kids and it is.

It said not for kids.

Well, good, good.

You can't be talking about auto eroticism.

Yeah.

Boom.

That's right.

Talk about that.

Let's get into this.

We just need to host our own, if anybody is a listener knows how to do this, go to JCWShow.com

and click email John.

And we need to set up our own streaming platform with our own chat system that we host ourselves.

And then we don't have to dance around the copyrights anymore.

And we don't have to worry about what we say.

There you go.

We were making this switch and all the pain of redirecting this traffic.

We should have just done it that way anyway.

And I didn't even think about it.

I thought you were when I saw your original email a couple weeks ago.

Yeah.

I went and asked Rob Monday.

I said, are we like totally switching platforms?

He goes, no, no, it's a different YouTube channel.

Well, we should have.

So now we know.

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It's a beautiful day.

I don't know about the rest of the country.

We do have a comment here from a listener.

How does this channel not have at least four million subscribers?

This is some of the best content on YouTube.

I love it.

It should blow up before 2026 is up.

Thank you.

I'm flattered.

I mean, I watched the kiss.

Did something happen to my mic?

I watched the kiss show last night and it took them four albums to have a hit.

There you go.

So things happen.

I don't know.

That's who that's nice.

So crab in California.

What's up?

Hey, my head is going to explode, dude.

I was like this morning.

It's kind of weird, but hey, I talked to Frank Kramer out in LA about setting up a podcast

because you can totally unrestrict it.

Some of their stuff just blows my mind, dude.

I can give Uncle Joe Benson an LA radio icon some love.

He died about this week and he was on the air since 1968.

Are you in tears?

You're visibly emotional?

I have trouble like I hide tech and stuff and this kills me, dude.

You're talking about the chat not working on the YouTube stream with your friends?

Yes.

Having withdrawals.

So I could start charging for this.

Thanks, crab.

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I don't know him.

Radio broadcaster passed away.

Rest in peace.

Sold the Boydster.

Did I tell you that?

Oh, no.

The Boydster that Chip and I bought together.

Does everybody know about the Boydster?

I mean, you know, there's a good video on it on our YouTube channel, part one and

part two.

It's a pretty big deal.

Boyd Cottington's first car that Chip designed.

It's called the Boydster.

Boydster number one.

We bought it from a guy that passed away.

And really went for sale, but then a guy came and hit us pretty hard and sold it.

How long did you have it?

Maybe a month?

Is it inappropriate to ask?

Of course it is.

I've contained.

Well, here's, a deal's not done until it's paid, right?

Right.

We've got a deposit, a small deposit.

I can tell you the price of it is large enough that the deposit, small deposit, then in next

week, large deposit, decent size compared to the total.

And then 30 days later, total funding.

Okay.

So it's almost, so that sounds like a house transaction.

Yeah.

It's about a house transaction.

Sounds appropriate.

Yeah.

Very cool.

Yeah.

I mean, and it went to the perfect guy that Chip wanted it to go to because he's

a true historian, and he's only 40 years old, but he was a freak about all this.

And he's starting a new roadster car competition like the Riddler in Nebraska.

And the car is going to be there for that show.

That's where we're going to deliver it.

And Chip's going to drive it in the data and all this stuff.

Anyway, it's good stuff.

Perfect.

The Boydster.

Love the sound of it.

How many times, because you hear this all the time where folks like, well, I want

to make sure this car goes to the right person.

Well, this one went to the right person.

I mean, it doesn't just, you don't, you don't control that though.

Usually.

No, but in this case you do.

On this one, we did because we promised the guy it would.

And Chip said, I got to make sure it goes to the right place.

So we had other offers that weren't as good of a person.

Wow.

So you got to choose.

Yeah.

We got to choose who got it.

It's pretty rare.

And that tells you that we probably sold it short.

Yeah.

So you took a list to go to the right person.

The right person would be like, get out of my way.

The right person.

I'm buying this.

I'm buying it.

The most cash is the right person.

Yeah.

But it was, it was enough.

And I got to buy back on it whenever he sells or dies.

I get frustrated or refused.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

At the same price.

That's cool.

Yeah.

Is that common?

No, but that was part of the terms.

Part of the deal.

Beautiful design, man.

And to prove that he wasn't a flipper.

Oh, I got you.

Oh, brilliant.

Yeah.

Damn, you play chess with these people.

You really do.

You're on such a different level.

Well, it was, this is a different kind of level car.

This is the Mona Lisa.

This is the, this is like the most iconic roadster of all time.

And like when chip passes away.

Yep.

Um, it'll be a bigger deal.

Be like the Batmobile.

Yeah.

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What do we got in the news, JD Rand?

We're not speaking of people that play chess.

Iran got bombed by the U.S. last night.

Nice.

Kind of where I was going, actually.

Did you miss the State of the Union address with President Trump this week?

Well, here's a few of the highlights.

Now, we mixed it with Bob did all this.

We mixed it with some music to kind of spice it up a little bit.

Nothing needed a lot more drama.

There was a lot of drama there, but this kind of made it fun, at least.

Cut number two.

Mr. Speaker, the President of the United States.

Members of Congress and my fellow America, our nation is back.

Bigger, better, richer and stronger than ever before.

This July 4th, we will mark two and a half centuries of liberty and triumph.

You've seen nothing yet.

Our country is winning again.

In fact, we're winning so much that we really don't know what to do about it.

People are asking me, please, please, please, Mr. President.

Please, please, please, please.

We can't take it anymore.

We're not used to winning in our country.

And I say, no, no, no.

Here with us tonight is a group of winners who just made the entire nation proud.

The men's gold medal Olympic hockey team, come on in.

What special champions you are.

Thank you very much.

We are the champions.

And then we turned around and bombed Iran.

So there you go.

Hey, we got to be careful with these bits like that that go too long.

It's tuned out.

Okay.

That was good.

I was really good.

I'd rather that having the music like that in the speech than just watching the speech

itself.

That's true.

That is good.

You just don't think it went too long?

You talked about the Iran.

I'm over aware of the length of things these days.

I think I live in this YouTube and reels and shorts world and we analyze this a lot.

Tommy Lee's long world.

And I think you're a little, you got a little bit of a phobia about length in general.

And you need to calm down, take his annex and be cool.

All I can think about is Tommy Lee's long.

There you go.

It's too long.

That's why it's not around anymore.

That's why you don't see it on the internet.

Ever.

It's too long for the internet.

The, the attention span of the viewer is not that long and they cannot make it from one end

to the other.

It's not too long for you.

You see it everywhere.

Oh my God.

You got a fixation son.

What are you talking about?

You know what I'm talking about.

I've got a fixation with Tommy Lee's long.

Did I even thought about Tommy Lee's long since we were talking about it when

he came out on Onlyfans about five years ago or whatever.

Cause you just said it 20 seconds ago.

Yeah.

You brought it up.

Hey, you know, speaking of Iran.

Sounds like you've got the fixation with Tommy Lee's long.

We need to get a fake Tommy Lee's long.

One that's not like hard plastic, but like rubbery.

No, not too long.

Actually I could use it on the auction block.

Sold, sold, sold, sold.

And slam it down.

Smack.

My favorite headline of the day.

Quickly to the Iran thing before we break.

Russia, Russia condemns our airstrike as reckless.

These are the people that.

Yeah.

Russia.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

Yeah, really.

Ukraine.

So what do we want from Iran to stop bombing them?

We just want them to be cool, man.

Stop the crap already.

Okay.

You heard it here folks.

Right here.

Just be cool dude.

Just roll your fatty and chill out and be cool.

Be right back.

My name is John Clay Wolf.

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Joe and Marilyn, what have you got?

I don't know.

Two-wheel drive, two-wheel drive, two-wheel drive, four-wheel drive.

Okay.

Four-wheel drive or two?

One-wheel drive.

Huh?

Four-wheel drive or two-wheel drive?

Four-wheel drive, four-wheel drive.

Okay.

How many miles?

About 110.

About a brand-smacking new motor and a 6-2.

Okay.

And it says here that you want $40,000 for it.

Oh, yeah.

Believe me, it's worth $40,000.

I mean, I had to eat the motor and you're talking almost $18,000 for the custom built

motor.

So what do you want?

I think I want to bet you $1,000 that you ain't ever going to get nowhere near 40.

Okay.

You want to take it?

All right.

I got your number.

All right.

Thank you.

Bye.

110,000 mile, almost 10-year-old Chevy truck.

He wants $40,000.

It's too damn hot.

Maybe the people in Maryland have bred with the people in Oklahoma and some of that mentality

has made its way over to Maryland.

A high mileage, two high trucks.

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Dave, good morning.

You're on the air.

Hey, how are you doing?

Good.

So I called for about the Walnut Springs snake hunt.

Oh, yeah.

Next weekend.

Yep.

So me and Dave were on the show last year while he's 72, so he retired.

He got bit, didn't he?

So, yeah, he got actually bit by a cobra last year.

That's got to hurt.

I hate it when that happens.

Yeah.

Right?

So I went and hired somebody more, I guess, to your liking, like we talked about last

year.

So I'm going to send Bob a picture, but we're not going to reveal the person's identity

until next week.

Now, this is the same guy.

He's got such great ideas.

He put his good-looking wife in a sleeping bag with a bunch of rattlesnakes,

and they got divorced.

Imagine that.

This is going to be even better.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Well, you know, things happen.

See you next week in his rattlesnake roundup.

I'll be here Sunday.

Sunday?

Okay.

I've got to work in California this week.

Cool.

We'll see you then.

Thank you, bud.

All right.

Yep.

Bye.

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Mitch, good morning. Hey now.

Hey, how are you guys doing?

Good. What's on your mind?

You knocked up your cousin?

No, no, no. Not me. Not me.

So I worked with a guy that,

long story short, hooked up with his cousin,

got her pregnant.

And for the story, it was his second cousin.

Okay.

Mitch liked to call her last week.

Right.

He got her pregnant.

So she has the kid.

And so at work,

the guy started calling him Dunkel

because the kid didn't know whether to call

him dad or uncle.

Wow.

Was it a lizard?

Was it that Wolf of Wall Street?

He's like, does your kid come out as a lizard?

I think so.

Yeah.

That's unfair.

That's unfair to the kid.

Jonah Hill, he,

in that scene with Leonardo DiCaprio,

he's admitting that he had three children

with his first cousin.

His wife is his first cousin.

He's coming out as a lizard.

Eight hundred.

Speaking of lizards,

speech impediment, Terrence.

Good morning. You're on the air.

Hey, how you doing?

Well, there's beautiful weather out there.

Yep.

That's all I'm saying.

Good morning, everyone.

I sure hope Trump doesn't go crazy

and that turned into a war.

So, you know, we're thinking,

well, it's all mixed up in there, dude.

He says one thing but not any.

Talk to Epstein.

One of the Epstein guys alone, he's dead.

He's pivoted to Epstein about being dead.

I'm catching every word.

I don't know if y'all are.

No, no.

Can you be translate?

Yes.

Okay, Trump, hang on, Terrence.

He's saying that Trump says one thing, does another.

I hope he didn't get us into a full blown war.

This whole, hey, you be quiet.

You be quiet.

I'm going to put you on hold if you don't be quiet.

And then he said this Epstein thing has got everybody all riled up.

And of course the guy's dead.

You said one other thing, Terrence.

What was it?

I'm resting in peace.

Oh, Epstein resting in peace.

And what are your thoughts on the Iranian new war?

Man, I'm not ready for another war.

I don't think we have a war.

I wanted to just let everything be left alone.

I mean, that place is all devastated out there.

Like Israel's around here, right?

Now it's all the children and people in that old guy

blown up, and it was even torn up.

Speech impediment, Terrence.

I'm a very good translator of yours,

but you lost me on that one.

But we do appreciate you.

We appreciate the phone calls always.

Rock on, bud.

He's a he's a peace lover.

He's an anti war guy.

Sounds like.

Thomas.

Hey, what's happening, John?

You're on the air.

Yes.

Hey, are you from Walnut Springs?

What's your connection?

I have a place out here about 500 acres.

And it's 10 minutes from town.

And I live in Fort Worth with my wife and kids.

And I spend Friday, Saturday, Sunday out here

most of the time.

And we do the show from out here at the ranch.

Awesome.

Yeah, I'm a recent.

I've listened to you on and off through the years.

I'm not a billionaire that buys and sells cars.

I'm not a billionaire either.

You got 500 acres.

Got a money.

People can't count what a billion is.

That's a lot.

What the fuck are you talking about?

I am actually...

Well, my formative years, I went to high school in strong Texas.

You know, we're strong as...

Mary's Chicken Fried Steak.

Cafe.

Yeah.

She's a year younger than me.

We used to drink beer in the cemetery while my girlfriend was playing basketball.

We didn't have sex.

Why not?

We just went and had a six pack of Budweiser's.

Was Mary pretty shiny back then?

Because a gal named Mary that serves Chicken Fried Steak,

you don't think of her as being very shiny back when she was younger.

But I wasn't there.

She is not shiny.

She's parental issues for one thing, small town,

and she's been a bitch her whole life.

But, you know, a good bitch, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

She can cook a chicken...

She can cook a chicken fried, huh?

Yes.

Super bitch!

My deal is, I live in Fort Worth now.

Of course, I had to move here.

I graduated in 1974.

So, we had to leave the country to get up here to where the money is, right?

And that's where I've been ever since.

Okay.

And wound up looking into some good jobs, good work.

Fixed and retired.

I'm 70 years old.

But Walnut Springs, we beat the crap out of them one year in football, 1973.

I was a quarterback.

And I remember closing my eyes and throwing a pass that went a hundred yards,

seemed like, and landed right in the receiver's hands.

And I couldn't believe it.

Marcy Blues.

And it was a rainy night.

It was playing in the rain.

Yeah.

And it was stupid.

Well, Walnut Springs football program has developed greatly

since those days in the 70s, except this year,

because they're a six man team and they lost two players.

Hang on.

I'm talking.

You've been talking your ass off.

I'm sitting here letting you talk.

Let me talk.

All right.

I got a joke.

I'm trying to set up.

Let me do it.

Are you going to tell me more about Mary giving Handys in the cemetery?

All right.

I hung up on Thomas.

Walnut Springs lost two players this year to injury

and they had to cancel their season.

Decimated the season.

And that's a six man club.

That's a shame.

Does anybody else want to call in and tell me their whole life story?

He was living his glory days, man.

Bruce Springsteen in the background.

Glory days.

800-800-72.

I threw that ball a hundred yards.

We play our game in the rain.

Landed right in the guy's hand.

1974.

Seriously.

I just closed my eyes and let her rip, boy.

It went like, I think, 100 yards.

It just landed in the receiver's hands.

In the rain.

In the lightning struck.

But you simply beat the hell out of them.

So you don't beat the hell out of somebody if you win by one touchdown

in the final seconds in the rain with your eyes closed.

But he wanted to know what your connection was with Walnut Springs, I guess,

was the genesis of his call.

We're working on redoing downtown and turning it into car town and bike town.

Okay.

But you weren't born here.

No.

I love it out here.

It took me this long to find it.

He just wanted to come out here and decide to buy the whole town.

Rich guy bought a town.

Running himself.

Well, they don't have a mixed restaurant.

I'm just starting with a mixed restaurant check.

We go to make a bar there and say, hey.

Well, what?

I can't hear you.

That woman runs a bar.

I was like, she's out, check.

I'm going to buy the old Masonic Lodge.

Screw the Masons.

I'm going to buy the lodge.

I'm going to park cars inside where they had their sacred ceremonies.

Lodge gone.

Check.

Stop it.

And now my friends have come out and started buying places

and we're getting the streets repaved.

It's like radiator springs.

I'm Speed McQueen.

You know I'm joking.

I am impressed.

I mean, I'm from a small town.

It does a lot to improve.

It's just pretty out here.

It's like New Mexico.

There's Hill Country that you don't realize is so close to Dallas Fort Worth.

Let me go slightly queer on you for a second because the bookstore right next to your garage

is beautiful what they've done to that building.

Except the pink gates.

Are there actually books in there?

I haven't been in there yet.

But these hobbyists are coming in.

The lady that did the boot heel mercantile, I was in that place yesterday.

I mean, that's like something you would see in the design district in Dallas.

Oh, it's amazing.

It's happening.

It's so cool.

It's so fun that it's starting to do its own and I'm not having to do it.

But the best thing we did was Bosque Cantina and Felipe Armenta, who's a badass chef.

He owns like 20 different restaurants.

And he's my partner on the Cantina.

Yeah.

Did you ever see I'm going to get you sucker?

Of course.

Okay.

Do you remember General Joe's chicken?

They were putting drugs in it and it made everybody from the hood start eating General Joe's chicken.

They couldn't not get their fix.

That's what the Bosque Cantina is.

It's so good.

They're like people come from Granbury and Cleveland and Glenrose and Clifton and all these different

and Fort Worth and they try it and they have to come back because they start getting the itch.

I mean, we own the place and my wife was like, man, we need to go.

She's like, I don't even want to go to the ranch.

I just want to go up to the Cantina.

Like you're willing to drive an hour and back for the Cantina.

It's a great atmosphere.

It's got outdoor seating in the back music, you know, it's the food, dude.

We're putting that secret.

We're putting them.

We're putting a secret spice in it.

It's like General Joe's chicken.

Oh, a little highly.

It's really good.

Be right back.

My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars Radio for America's Best Car Bar.

It's so good.

Ted Nugent and Adam Corolla are coming out in the morning.

Awesome.

Tomorrow?

Yep.

Be right back.

Is it time for you just lost a listener?

God knows we pissed off enough people.

That's our job.

Good morning, Philadelphia.

Are you pissed off?

You should be.

If you're not, hang tight.

You will be in a minute.

We get them all week.

There's one.

Actually, now that you mentioned it, there we go.

We have one here from Washington, D.C.

Pony Baby writes, John, you sound like a pig.

Reducing a talented actress like Sidney Sweeney

to nothing but her mammary glands.

Please act like you've seen a pair of breasts before.

With her, we are witnessing the rise of this generation's

Marilyn Monroe, a champion for conservative women

instead of a bimbo who exists just for you to drool over.

Plus, if you just want to see your boobs,

God knows you can find them on the internet.

Get a clue, you dumb a-holes.

Trust me, Pony Baby in Washington, D.C.

You just lost a listener.

Wow.

Thank you, Pony Baby.

I know, Pony Baby.

That must be hard for you married guys.

Why?

Because, I mean, I'm a grown ass man living in my own house.

You are?

Indeed.

If I want to hang a 24 by 36 poster of Sidney Sweeney

at my dining room table, I can do that.

And the dog doesn't care.

The cats don't care.

The food tastes the same.

Right.

And there's boobs.

That's true.

You have a point.

You decorate your house.

Love that gal.

Wow.

Next segment, mail from jail.

Have we got some mail from jail?

I haven't been to the P.O. Box in a while.

I need to go, actually.

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.

John, this week's mail from Jail Entry reads,

Hey John Clay Wolf Show, good morning.

I'm a newer listener, but once I heard all this

crazy talk about cars and BS, I was hooked.

I tune in every Saturday now.

All my roommates love cars too, and we don't get

to see too many nowadays.

So we like hearing about them on the radio.

I did have a badass F-150 Lariat before I crashed it all

up during my arrest.

I'm doing a stretch for domestic violence.

Third offense.

And I'm not proud of it.

I'm not proud of it.

I'd get drunk and think I was king of the trailer park

until my wife got a smart mouth,

which was very wrong on my part.

And I know that now.

And wouldn't you know her big old country corn fed

cousins doing a stretch longer than mine

for aggravated assault.

And he's doing his time right here in Jackson Regional

where I am.

Damn.

Whoops.

Yeah, whoops.

Once you realize who I was, he promptly beat my ass.

God.

I'm lucky the guards saw what was going on

and broke it up.

But hell, I really didn't know what I was putting

my old lady through till I wound up with a couple

of black eyes myself.

I am in a new unit now though.

It's still tuned in.

If you get this, please tell Rhonda, I'm sorry.

And if any ladies hear this and want to ride a lonely guy,

please send me a letter.

Yeah, that's what's going to happen.

Yours truly Ricky Hughes, Jackson County Regional

Correction Center, Kansas City, Missouri.

Bartender, if you got mail from jail,

just send it on down the line.

Two is here at PO Box 471517.

That is in Fort Worth, Texas.

What do you think about Sidney Sweeney's boobs, Johnny Cash?

You know, I didn't know about that.

And I run into Chris a couple of weeks ago.

Christopherson?

That's Christopherson to you and me.

And he still watches a lot of movies.

He loves movies.

I don't know where he gets them.

I think he's stealing them online on that black

torrent web or something.

Back to her boobs.

And he showed me this TV show called Euphoria.

A couple of years ago that Sidney Sweeney's in it.

Oh, oh man.

Now this back before my June Carter Cash days back in Nashville

before Willie was even famous.

There was a gal trying to make it in the business.

The name was Becky Rose Stanley.

Boy, she was a hot number boy.

And she's built just like that Sidney Sweeney.

She'd make Dolly Parton looking embarrassed

if she could stand in the same room with her.

And I'll tell you this in confidence since nobody's

sitting around listening to this guy.

She'd do you.

Would she?

You know, Sidney Sweeney doesn't have enough

high end quarters in my book to be getting this much attention.

I don't know, man.

I think you're a victim of marketing.

I mean, to be this high up the food chain,

Marilyn Monroe, blah, blah, blah.

I mean, baby's got to have some back to go with it.

She's got some.

You obviously not seeing you for it.

I'm looking right now.

I put in Sidney Sweeney's butt.

And I've Googled images and I'm going through them.

She's got a little case of the no acetal.

Like, you know, it's like telling you take that pill, no acetal.

No acetal.

Hold that.

Her butt doesn't match her top.

Her bottom's don't match her top.

Really?

I mean, it's fine.

It's there.

I mean, nobody's bitching, but it's not.

It ain't got enough bam.

It's not a hit song.

It's a background.

Are you seeing shots for movies or something?

Yeah, I've seen touched up shots for movies.

I'm looking right now at no acetal on the Internet.

And it's just there.

It's just walking around when she's not working.

She wears these big old baggy jeans.

That's because her ass can't fill them out and I don't get it.

That's why you don't understand it.

It may be one.

I don't know.

I think I've seen her naked more than you have.

I'm glad that she's part of our society.

Amen.

And I'm glad that she made American Eagle rich again.

Yes.

And she rang the bell in the New York Stock Exchange.

Yes.

And the rack is not as perfect as it should be

when it's not properly

supported.

It's going to go bad.

No, no, no, no, it's already.

If you take the support system out of that rack,

it's not blazing like

she's getting credit for.

She's a little oversold is what I'm trying to say, Bob.

You may be right.

I wouldn't argue with it.

I mean, but who's to argue?

It's not bad.

It's good.

I mean, you're going back to Book of Genesis for me, man.

I've already read that.

Genesis, dude, I thought they broke up.

She's the new girl.

Maryland doesn't even matter anymore.

It's all Sweeney all the time.

Is that just me?

Yeah.

Okay.

800-800-7234-800-800.

I've got this Indian friend

and he likes skinny girls.

I was going to say everybody likes something a little different.

Some people don't like baby high bags.

Like he calls Sidney Sweeney fat.

Oh my God.

He likes.

I like the ribs poking out.

Anorexia.

That doesn't look healthy.

Is that an Indian thing?

He's not a hater.

He's a Texan.

He's the accidental racist.

Prashant Patel, if you're listening this morning,

call in and explain yourself.

A lot of people are like,

How do you say it?

Oriental? That's probably not right, is it?

Why are Asians little?

That's a rug.

Why are Asians little?

See Asians, that's the word.

A lot of people like Asians.

But you know, Russia has Asians

because Russia is like a 25 or 1 third Asia.

And I was talking to

our Russian computer programmer

about this because I had questions.

Of course you did.

And I asked if the Russian Asians

have the, because his wife's Asian.

Okay.

If they have the slanty eyes.

Oh my God.

He's not a hater.

He's a Texan.

He's the accidental racist.

Because when you think of Russians, you don't think of that look.

No, you do not.

And he said they damn sure do.

They have the look.

I'm not going to say it again.

Yeah.

So this said, I don't know, you learn things on this show.

I was like, do they have a different skin tone

than western Russians?

Because western Russians are real pasty white.

Yes.

We were getting into this whole

racial thing.

We were going to a business meeting

and we were on the airplane and we were going through

his, he said that he's got cousins

that are paid by the government in Russia

to hack US companies.

When they blow up a company.

IT style.

They get a check from the government.

Wow.

And when they hack a US

anything

and steal money, like in the scams,

the Russian government

protects them and does not

turn them over to the states.

That China does too.

China is all over.

They're rampant.

And it just brought up this whole thing

about why people look this different way.

Wars are not the same anymore.

We're not dropping bombs.

And he had this theory about

fertile fields and grains

and different,

it's obviously the sun

of actual meltdown

in the different ways.

He's going back to the Neanderthals.

But he's like the grasses and the grains

create the different

that's why some people are

shorter than others.

It's all diet, man.

So the grains, so you have to

squint your eyes to look at the grains?

No, no, no, no, no.

I don't understand. I think of the sun.

I think the sun. Yeah, Turley.

No, I'm trying to figure out what you're talking about.

Well, I tried to dump Turley for the loud.

Yeah.

This is the same old S we've been dealing with all the years.

What? Let me get myself

in trouble. Let me get y'all in trouble.

I'm just trying to figure out what you're talking about.

I'm screwing this scope, boy.

You're just holding its head.

I don't need

most of the real heat

that I've caught over 20 years of radio

is because of something y'all said.

Not what I said. It's what y'all said.

Bobo did the whole

Jello Pudding Pops bit with Bill Cosby

and we got kicked off the radio for a week.

10 years ago.

How many years? 10.

I think it's more than that.

If you want to look at the hammer of your time,

we're the candidates we can use.

Are we just trying to get kicked off today?

We'll be back in a minute.

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Dave, I see you've got a lot of work to do.

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Dave, I see you've got an O2 Trans-Am WS-6

Ram Air convertible

with 54,000 miles on it.

Yes, sir. That's correct.

15 grand.

15 grand?

That's the best you could do?

I want to get closer to...

I know it's...

I got an insurance like 22.

I'd burn it then.

Burn it and get the insurance money, dude.

I can't do that.

Yeah, that car...

I mean, if it had seven...

I see that you want 20 to 25 grand for it,

but you just won't do that with those miles on it.

I mean, it's good miles.

All right, cool.

Did you have a story about a guy

shooting somebody with a crossbow?

Sure. This is out of New York, actually.

People find that they're siblings

from time to time.

This 21-year-old man in New York

facing charges now,

is going to kill

his older sister with his crossbow

because he wanted the house warmer.

They were arguing

about the temperature of the house.

I'm a spin-colder now.

Probably. It was New York, you know?

Here's the district attorney

talking about Sammy Sedon

about the allegedly

shooting his sister with the crossbow.

21-year-old Sammy Sedholm

admitted to shooting an arrow at his sister

using a crossbow.

She did survive,

but with awful injuries.

Actually, split her ear in half.

A couple of inches,

when we'd be talking about a homicide.

Brother or sister rivalry, it sounds like.

It happened Friday night on West Avenue in Lawrence.

The victim, coming home from the gym,

had just parked her car in the garage

and gotten out to go inside

when she felt sharp pain in her face

and heavy bleeding.

They were fighting about

the temperature in the home.

She wanted it warmer.

The defendant is being held without bail.

Good lord.

Brother and sisterly love?

Yeah, no kidding.

I mean, but crossbow?

Yeah, you could have killed her.

Weird about the thermostat.

I really know.

Not to the point of shooting somebody.

Not my own sibling, either.

My first wife used to put it at 65.

That's cold.

That's a hundred dollars a day.

Yeah, Kim likes it cold in the house.

I just couldn't use to it.

I guess, me and my brother,

we didn't have these kinds of fights

or nothing like that.

Nothing like with John.

You could probably relate to this story better than any of us.

Your brother has done a lot of things to you.

He's done a lot to you.

He killed my horse.

He totaled my motorcycle.

Yeah.

He took my clothes,

like when I'd get new clothes for school.

And once he liked it,

he'd hold me down and spit in my mouth.

I remember that story.

He put me in that big box

in the back of a truck

that my dad told him to throw away.

It was for like an 80-sized big screen TV,

huge box.

And he put me in the back of it.

To use it as a weight, right?

To use it as a weight.

He was going on the highway about 65 miles an hour

and I really thought I was fixing to die

because it was going to fly out.

That's a better neighbor story.

I told the story about the guy across the street

that shot his dad's pecker off.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He shot his dad's pecker off.

He just stood on me when I was doing the punchline.

He shot his dad's pecker off.

Thank you.

Do the outline.

Show us your acting chops.

He came back and goes,

I shot him.

He's like old Yeller, a little house on the prairie.

We lived in the country

last night and

knocking on the door.

My dad was like, he brings a gun to the front door.

Who the hell is out there?

And it's the neighbor crying and saying,

I shot him, I shot him.

He was drunk and he shot his father

because he and his dad

were framers

and they went to drink beer after work

at a little bit country.

That's the name of the place.

And then they go home

and dad and mama get in an argument

and dad hits mama

and junior pulls out a

386.

He said, if you do that again,

I'm going to shoot you.

And I don't know what happened. I wasn't there.

Yeah, that's what happened.

But he shot him with a 386

and went in the helmet

and came out the basketball.

Wow.

So that was a hell of a catheter job.

And today,

they're friends,

so he got his wiener back

and they work together.

So that just goes to show you

with good counseling and therapy,

you can get over anything.

You've gotten over all these things

your brother's done to you, right?

And that's one of the craziest things.

You've never tried to do anything back to him.

Well, he...

Not like this draft

I'm trying to help him.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Repeat it.

Again, it goes to show good therapy

or just good common sense.

But he was so much older than I.

Yeah.

So there's a fear of a guy

that's seven years older

and 150 pounds more than you.

Sure.

Even though we're the same size and age now,

but there's still that innate fear

that this guy will kill me.

There's a dynamic to the oldest child too.

They do come out fairly entitled.

They feel like Christopher Columbus.

They're the first to land here. It's mine.

Wow.

That's my...

Jambox, that's my...

I had an older sister, Turley,

and I'm telling you, four years is the only difference,

but I always felt just a little belittled all the time.

Mm-hmm.

Entitled?

I mean, we are born first to me, yes.

Ah, here we go. That's why you don't see it.

Maybe that's what it is.

I don't see it for the side, yeah.

Entitled.

That's true.

Middle children do tend to have

inadequacy, you know,

worries.

The youngest gets away with every,

everything.

That was me.

Now, I will say that my brother,

I had some good times with my brother

because he had freedoms that I did not have

as an older guy.

And so when I was with my brother,

he was so who gives a hell about John, right?

He would let me do

all the grown-up things,

like when he was in college.

It could be dangerous for you at your age.

But it was a lot of good times.

It was.

It's really not a feather in his hat,

but for me, I was like, this is good stuff.

I remember going to his fraternity house,

at TCU,

and he wanted me to put on all my football

equipment,

and I was probably in sixth grade or something,

seventh grade.

So that his friends could get me in the hallway

like a pinball.

What the hell?

Wow.

So you were a literal test subject at time.

Yes.

You didn't see this coming?

But it really didn't bother me because I had it on my gear on.

And you were getting the attention

and you were hanging out at the fraternity house.

With the older guys.

They usually liked the midget, basically.

Yes, I was the midget that they were

throwing into the walls.

But I had my full pads on.

But you know, now that I'm thinking about this,

I forgot all about this story.

How did he talk me into that?

How did I go for that?

That's my question.

Here, put this gear on real quick.

We're gonna have some fun. We're gonna play football.

Oh yeah, that's probably what he said.

What am I? Nobody else is suiting up.

Oh my.

But I think that I thought that I was

badass enough with my gear on

that I could take these guys.

And so I did smash in.

I had a bloody nose.

Oh, I'm sure that didn't make anybody upset there, huh?

Well, that's no problem.

I had a helmet on. What are they gonna do to me?

There you go.

Maybe it was kind of my payback moment if I'm thinking.

I think I'd blocked all this out from the previous.

Yeah.

Have you ever dealt with any of this in therapy?

Any of it? I mean, you gotta go to therapy first.

You've never been to therapy? Ever?

No, I'm a little marriage counselor.

Okay, yeah, we've all been to that.

No.

I've spent many years in therapy.

No, I mean, but I did do a little bit

with her one-on-one.

And she pretty much blamed everything on my dad.

That's okay.

You know, my dad took me to a strip bar.

Here we go.

In the young age.

Okay.

It just gets better and better.

Lace in Arlington.

I remember. Lace.

And he had a little problem with the strippers.

Looking back.

It's just financially.

Oh, that way.

When he was going down and getting broke,

he started spending his money at the strip club.

Sure.

So like when Dorian calls in from Pittsburgh,

I can relate.

My dad wouldn't blind like Dorian.

And I remember my brother's bachelor party

at our ranch.

He brought

all the girls from Lace

and Dr. Rock.

The DJ.

To the backyard.

We had barbecue.

We had strippers.

We had Dr. Rock.

We set up the backyard like a strip club.

He did. I say we.

And I left

and went to a high school party

like Catillion or something.

And they were so pissed at me.

Like, how can you be leaving?

I was like, I just don't.

I wasn't turned off by it.

But I just like, I'd rather go be with my friends

and get off by how much money he was spending.

I knew his financial position.

And I was like, you know, I was like, what are you doing?

I mean, if you're rich, you do this.

You're going broke, you dumb bastard.

You don't do this.

Yeah, so I had to be responsible at a young age.

And he was always wanting to do this and that.

I was like, why don't you just get your S together

and let's quit spending money on stupid stuff.

So,

thank y'all for the therapy session.

200 bucks.

Each of us 200 dollars.

Lightning round's coming up next.

So, I guess I spend money stupidly on the radio

in honor of my father.

And cars are my strippers.

And we will bid your cars coming up next.

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Gary in Texas, 89 Irox E28

convertible 90,000 miles original

except New Top, which is good.

Is it a stick by any chance?

No, it's automatic.

It's a 305-TPI.

Right. Oh, so it's not a 350.

No, it's a

all original engine, so it's a 305-TPI engine.

But in 89 they had a 350.

Well, this one didn't have one.

But they might not have had one in the convertible.

The convertible five speeds are definitely

305s.

10 grand.

10 grand with 90,000 miles.

Oh, that's not bad.

I just really had no idea

what was worth it.

I was kind of calling to see what you thought

and how you shaped the input.

Do you want to sell it?

Not really.

800-800-7234-800-800-Radio.

John and Denton 19

center with 125,000 miles

just by Curious.

Yes, sir.

Are you wanting to trade it in somewhere?

What are you going to get?

Actually, I was looking to sell it

so I could put it down payment on possibly

a truck or something.

Something bigger.

Cars not worth much.

I would just trade it in

and let them show you a bunch of money for it

and they'll steal your rebate that they should have given you

and everybody will be happy.

You can act like you didn't know.

Right.

That's really what happens on a $1,000 car

or maybe it's two.

Then they can show you like six

and you can tell all your friends

that they gave you six.

I'm like, no way.

Right.

In the F&I department, you sign this document

when they're like putting all these forms in front of you

and you sign away the $6,000 rebate

that you would have gotten

on the price from the factory

and then they scraped the rebate

and they over-allowed the trade

to show you the six grand

and they really jumped your trade and they got it for free

because they would have put two grand in it all normal.

Does that all make sense?

Yeah.

Yeah, that makes sense.

Yeah, I would just do that and be happier.

Makes you feel good. All right.

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Real quick, let me grab this last one.

Robert in California, you've got a 21 Challenger

RT Scat Pack Wide Body, 35,000 miles.

What color?

It's white and

it's white.

The hood, the roof

and the trunk are matte black

carbon fiber.

Did it come that way from the factory

or did you put a wrap?

No, it's a wrap.

Is it a stick or an automatic?

Most of them, the manuals

are worth more.

Yeah, it's an automatic.

It's got a front splitter on it.

It's got the SRT

rear spoiler

with a

downforce

wicker bill

spoiler added to that.

The mirrors are

carbon fiber

covered.

The

tailpiece or the brake lights are

that's also all carbon fiber.

We're done talking about Sydney swimming, that was a while back.

Tailpiece, get it.

It says you'll take 35 for it.

I'm not saying you're wrong

but it's super close.

I think

if I give you 35,000

I'll be struggling to cover my expenses

and lose a little bit.

Can you do 32.5?

No,

I gotta hold on to it for that.

Well, I gotta wet my beak too.

If I'm gonna make it

where you can just push a button

and get a check and they can pick it up

in California and it's easy easy.

Give me a price where I can

do it.

Oh gosh, well if you're at 32

we're so far apart.

No, we're only 3,000

we're only 3,000 apart.

That's not so far.

You wanna hear so far apart

wait till we get a call on a high mileage truck

from Oklahoma.

That's what we're far apart.

Well, I told you guys

that I was hoping for 40

I don't know why he told you 35

but regardless

I would probably take 38.

Pre-K, Pre-K,

will you get on the air with us?

Pre-K, my notes here it says he wants

a wide body 35K

I saw the 35K

and I thought that it was

you wanted 35,000.

I see, that was mileage.

Yeah.

All right.

So what's the least you'll take?

38.

All right.

I can't get there but I appreciate it.

Nice car though, thank you.

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radio.

What do we got JD? We have

a big snowball fight.

They kind of escalated in New York City.

They started out with a snowball fight

but then the cops showed up

and then the people decided to hit the cops

with snowballs, with ice, with snowballs.

Charlie knows how this goes

with rocks inside the snowballs.

The video went viral

and helped in pelting the cops.

The cops go back to their cars

it became a big deal

unless of course you're the mayor

who thought it was no big deal at all. Cut number three.

You can't save fun

when you slamming snowballs

in the officer's head.

You can't save fun when you're following

these officers while

they realize that it's too

many people that's out there

so they just went to go back to the van

and you follow these people

and you attack them.

From the videos that I've seen

it looks like a snowball fight.

That's Mum Dami.

I think if somebody had thrown him a snowball fight

he wouldn't have liked it.

And they were chasing these cops

back to their cars.

And finally one of the cops pushes

one of the assailants

into the snow

and says enough of this.

What's his name?

Mum Dami.

He's not going to support the cops.

They're going to have big problems in New York City.

Mayor of New York City?

That's an important facet of the job, sir.

You need to straighten up and fly right.

It's just a snow wall fight.

How's the snow up there? Is it over?

Nope, it's still there.

The northeast is still getting

hit. They're not getting as bad as it was last week.

No.

They got my aunt, they're in Connecticut.

They got two feet of snow and then it kept another inch

two inches this past week.

Wow.

It just keeps falling up.

Meanwhile, I was like, hey, yeah.

So you don't want to know what the temperature is here in Texas right now.

80 degrees.

Santa, down near south Texas

near the border near Mexico.

It was 6 yesterday.

It was a record high forever for having a

February.

I'm here in cicadas now.

How about the cartel battle and the

bombs and the fires going on in Mexico?

Is that still going on this way?

Yeah, it's still this sadly.

Mexico probably not a good place to go for spring break.

I'm going to guess.

Port of Arata specifically,

but I wouldn't go to Mexico right now for

love and no money.

One solo.

Are you going to have to relocate your

Mexican Star Wars filming

out of that area?

Or do you have Cartel Connects

and you can just work through it?

Buenos dias, Mr.

I want to tell you this

exactly.

This we have

we skipped a sequel

about two episodes ago

because there is the battle

of Hoth, the frozen ice planet.

Hoth.

And legal baby pants

Lucas Skywalker gets attacked

by the indomitable snowman.

Also

plays by Charlie Sheen.

Oh, he's played by Charlie Sheen.

Working for us a lot.

We have our production studio

and editing in Colombia.

He likes to spend a lot

of time around the workplace.

But

so we have to have a place with snow

and they say we can do this, but we have to do this

now.

So we bought

three parking lots.

Three parking lots? Yes.

Behind a Walmart.

Of course. In Bangor, Maine.

In Bangor, Maine.

Bangor, Maine. That's not very close to Mexico.

Do I say this correctly?

It's where

senior Stephen King live.

Yes, he does.

Now he goes to Florida of course

and we would like to have him around

Mr. King.

But we've got some great

our production studio

has discovered this CGI.

Oh, CGI. And they can't do it.

But they make animation

like the Ralph Abaxi cartoon.

Have you seen

the Tom and Jerry? Yeah, sure.

They hit each other with hammer.

They paint each other blue.

We do this with the cartoons

but it looks real. Do you know why?

No, why? Because we have Charlie Sheen

as the indomitable snowman standing in front of it.

Indomitable snowman?

And the specials come in pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.

And then, yes, the arrival

of Darth Vendor.

Oh, Darth Vendor. He is

evil Darth Vendor.

And he says, why do you cut my baby boy?

And Luke Skywalker says, what?

What? He says,

Jess, I am your father.

Oh, the big scenes.

It's not all you screw you, Darth Vendor.

Oh, okay. I will fight you.

He's a very, very, very

climactic sword fight.

Sword fight. Which we did by

this is where it's very dangerous we learn.

It sounds more like pilots

or the pirates of the Caribbean.

Jess, they have the sword fight

where they lie sabers, which do not exist.

No. Unless you connect

a 380 volt power supply

No.

to a normal Confederate sword is what we got

from the Siemens Horde.

And it lights up.

It's more than light.

We have many weird burns

on some of our actors

but we are there with the snow

so you stick your hand in the snow

and it's okay.

We have one actor that played Darth Vendor

rip off his helmet and stick his head in the snow.

And he felt much better

and it's going very good.

And we like Maine

but they don't have any cocaine

like they do in Columbia.

So it's going very well.

Sounds like a wonderful story.

Oh Jess, you are going to do the more?

We are going to come back

with the John Clay Wolf show

right here on your radio station

so don't go away

and be careful with that

lightsaber Eugene.

Yes.

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And we are back.

Good morning last day of February.

How the hell are you? Wake up California.

Wake up San Diego, LA, Vegas,

Phoenix.

You're on.

I think we've lost the east coast already

so they are on the YouTube stream.

If you've lost us the YouTube stream

we got a little screwed up and they go to JCWShow.com

I know this guy.

Let me see what he wants.

Marshall.

Yes sir.

13 Infinity G37

13

What were you saying?

I just said what's happening.

Not much.

I'm going to talk about something else in a minute

but before you get all spooked

I'm not going to bring up any names.

Marshall is a little

sensitive about names.

Marshall deals in the

upper echelon of the car market.

I understand.

So we'll just call him Marshall Smith.

Marshall Smith.

13 Infinity G37

Journey 2 Door

45,000 miles leather roof

and it's your wife's car

what color?

Her extra car pearl light

Borla exhaust

she's on the phone too.

Hi Lisa.

Hi.

Have you already looked up

It's a cream puff.

Have you already looked up MMR transactions?

No I haven't.

I'm so covered up

I don't have time to think about stuff like that.

You fancy guys don't even

have a log into that because you're all so fancy

you don't even think about these little cheap cars.

Marshall what's the most expensive car deal

you've been a part of in your career?

Hmm

I'm going to hold this.

I was holding up 3 million.

3 million?

Yeah.

How long ago?

11 for it now.

That's what I was wondering because if it was 4.5 million

on Enzo Ferrari that had to be

3 years ago yeah.

These Ferraris man they've gone

besonkers. I need to talk to you

offline about

what happened in Kissimmee with those yellow Ferraris

because I've got some theories and I'm sure you do too.

13 and 50.

Yeah but that didn't mean that we know what was really going on.

There's the show and then there's the

dough.

Yeah I know

what was going on I can definitely

I hear you but I don't think we should

talk about it on the radio.

No.

Does 12 grand buy the infinity because I think

that's enough for 2013 with them

45.

Lisa.

What are you going to buy me to replace it?

Oh gosh.

Not much with 12 grand.

You get your toy cars I get my

fun car.

Sound like swingers.

You know at being such low miles

it's hard to

to compete, isn't it?

So what I did with Marshall's I went

ahead and hit him too hard. Yeah.

Because I knew he was going to come back. Sure.

He hadn't even thought about this car much.

But so MMR on its

10.

And

76,000 miles

bringing 8500, 100,000 miles bringing

7 grand. I bet 12.

I think I'm competent internally the way

that you would as well.

But you're a gambling man

so let's do this.

I will

buy it for 12.

And then we'll make a bet on the side

of what it brings.

No, I'm not going to do that.

How much would you want to bet? Because I don't

want to lose anymore.

A thousand.

No.

But I'll give you 12.

No, I'll just. No, I got it.

I appreciate that.

But I can't. I can't do that.

Thank you.

So just so we know

what does it take?

Lisa, for me

15.

So you want to retail it.

So why did you call a wholesaler on the radio?

Marshall.

Just to make good radio, I guess.

Let's talk about your other.

He didn't even tell me.

He didn't even tell me he was going to do this.

He's trying to sell it.

I'm out of town.

I have too many cars for my garage.

It's a problem.

Marshall, how many more years are you going to work

with that other company that you're with?

When's he going to retire?

As long as I can.

I think that's a good decision.

He has no retirement plan.

We have a two-year-old and a four-year-old.

So.

As long as I can.

Well, whenever that ends up,

you know you're going to call me because

because you've gotten a lot of great

experience over the years in that space

and it's valuable and I'd like

to continue on.

For sure.

All right. You guys have a good day.

Marshall, put your

put your ad up on Facebook Marketplace

at 15 grand and offer some financing

and maybe take a trade.

Do you need to talk to me?

Me? No. Call me later.

Hey, I've got a labor radio show to do.

I don't know if you know we're on 65 radio stations.

No, I know. Call me later.

All right. Bye.

Wait, so he's got her in a

just a cheap old...

Her second car. Did you not catch that?

Oh, I missed that. It was her second car.

And he is not the money man.

He works for the money man.

But he handles his transactions

and coverage a million dollars a lick.

Yeah. That's why I was like, man,

she's driving that car.

She was a boat captain.

He was a boat captain and he met the money man.

Oh, OK.

All right. And now he handles his car collection.

Got it. OK. That makes sense.

He bought that yellow Ferrari

Daytona from us at Barrett

two years ago.

Anyway, they're really good at what they do

and Marshall's a wealth of knowledge.

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800-800 radio.

God, I should have asked Marshall. I had him on the phone

because he'd know this better than me.

68 GTA Mustang.

Tilt steering wheel.

He's restoring it. Just curious.

Oh, well, I mean, I like buying cars that are finished.

Kenny?

Yes, sir.

When's your car going to be finished?

Probably in the next week or so

when I get the exhaust put on.

Oh, you're on the downhill slide of this baby.

OK. So you're seeing green grass.

I mean, you're seeing blue skies.

How many years have been going on?

Absolutely.

Two-year restoration.

And just to clarify, it is a 67.

Yep.

What motor?

It's the original 289.

Gotcha.

Bottom line on it,

it is a kind of a restaurant on it.

I mean, it's 430 over

and it's got the CompCam Revolution

roller setup in it.

All right.

Well, go to GiveMeTheVin.com

and send us some photos and explanations.

I need to see pictures of it.

I need to figure out

what the GTA...

I'm not familiar with the GTA.

The GTA is just

because it's an automatic transmission

not to force speed like they do

with the 390s.

Right. OK. Now I know.

What do you want for it?

Because I mean,

I said 67, like I had a convertible

with like 40,000 miles on it.

I mean, it sounds like a

$20,000 car to me.

OK.

That's what you're thinking. OK.

Yep. I have no idea.

That's why I was just curious.

All right. Well, go to GiveMeTheVin.com

if you'd like to sell it and thank you very much.

800-800-7234-800-800-Radio.

What is the opening day

for new Rattlesnake with the snoo sign

and all that? That will be this weekend

Rattlesnake Roundup. We're changing the name

to Walnut Springs Roadhouse

in the big 20-foot neon

kind of old school look and should be installed

Wednesday. Wednesday.

And we have been hurrying to get

remodel accomplished.

And the bar top is done

and it's going to get installed over the weekend.

Tomorrow, so Ted Nugent

and Adam Correll. Adam's coming in tonight

after his show. Ted is

coming in the morning. I think I'm going to meet him

at Bosque Cantina for breakfast. And then Adam

and I are going to do a recorded podcast

up here tomorrow. Very cool.

And hopefully we'll go over to the

Rattlesnake Roadhouse

after. I, you know

Ted was all about doing it live

at the Roadhouse stage

the podcast.

And I bet Adam would have too, his manager

kind of who, he just didn't want to do the work

and I started thinking about the amount of work

it would take for us to set that up

and make sure it was perfect because it had to be perfect

with the right cameras and the right sound.

And it was going to cost me a bunch of money.

And a few more people too.

Because we've got people there, people here

to catch it. No, it's not live.

Oh, we would have to do the video here.

We've got to record here.

True. Yeah, you're right. See, there's another Nugget.

So we're just going to do it here

and then we'll go down to the Roadhouse to have a beer.

If I'm sure Correll

and Michael go with me down there. But I bet

Ted will too. Ted likes people.

He loves people. He likes people.

He's a hoot.

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Anyway, if you don't have plans for Sunday,

I'd go to Walnut Springs tomorrow.

I run into a celebrity or two.

Or two, right.

What do you got?

A new study came out. This is kind of interesting.

Anybody in the room ever had an STD?

I have not, Bob.

I don't think I have. You don't think?

You got a red one.

Did it just go away on its own?

Yeah. A new study shows 10%

of Americans admit

to knowingly

giving their partner an STD.

10%.

When asked why, most of them said they just didn't want to admit

they actually had one. Kind of embarrassed.

Didn't want to own it. Got number 14, Mike.

I got an STD!

Yes, an STD!

No one's excited about having an STD.

No, not at all.

Never got a scare. I guess, John, you said you did

get a little red.

Yeah, a little red in the face.

You said you had an STD,

and you were like worried about it,

and then it was just rumor.

It was her with two rubbers.

Talking high school?

I've had three occasions in my life

grown up, not as a teenager,

grown up occasions

of women coming to me and saying,

hey, we have chlamydia.

You need to take these pills.

You might want to get checked.

Have you really?

What do you say to them?

Don't take them.

I guess.

Thanks for the heads up.

That's not generally produced by male chromosomes.

Yeah, it came from her.

Right, so she was admitting that

I think it's a very common thing among women,

really, honestly.

My buddy in high school,

he started

screwing his uncle's

girlfriend, ex-girlfriend.

She drove a cutlass

supreme, the kind of cool one

that had some craggers on it.

There was an age gap.

But she's pretty good looking,

but she's trashy, like stripper trashy a little bit.

And when she came over

to the house to pick him up,

she had two baby seats in the back.

Oh, yeah.

And that man, I just had a time with that.

And she had the herbs.

Oh, no.

But she knew how to control it.

Because I'm like, man, you probably shouldn't do that.

He's like, no, no, she takes these pills,

she knew how to control it.

I don't know, man, I didn't have her.

That's what she told him. No.

I never heard that, man.

I don't think he got him.

That's good.

The uncle, I think, got mad.

He wound up fighting the uncle.

Pretty certain about that.

She had a cool car, two kids.

He might not have been in high school.

He might have been a freshman in college.

John, if I didn't know you,

I would think you lived in a trailer

with all these crazy stories.

Stories you have.

That's why I'm one with the people, man.

I'm one with the people.

I understand it from A to Z.

I haven't told you my black people stories yet.

That's coming up next on The John Clay Wolf Show.

We've got A.I. show songs.

You guys had artificial intelligence

make songs about the show,

and we're going to vote on which ones are the best.

Hey, in the A.I. world,

these spam calls are getting worse and worse.

There's a company called Incogni.

And if you go to jcwshow.com,

where you can also find the YouTube streams

in the channel.

But there's a banner there that says Incogni.

If you click on it, you'll see

the banner that says Incogni.

If you click on it,

there's a banner there that says Incogni.

If you click through that banner,

they'll give you what, 60% off?

Correct.

And it will take your spam calls down to

minuscule.

Emails, too.

Email, spam, text, spam.

Anytime you go out and put something online,

they get your stuff.

Whether you tell them to or not,

they grab your stuff.

This is so weird because when I signed up,

it's Incogni.

They have my name, my information,

my birth date, everything else.

They go out and scrub all that.

And it took a week?

Yeah, it's taken at least a week.

And they're still doing it.

They actively go out there constantly and look.

They're probably using AI to write the letters

to get the people to click.

Anyway, they're fighting fire with fire

and you get a 60% I believe discount.

If you go to jcwshow.com

and click their link and sign up for it.

I didn't even know your information

is data brokers.

Your information is valuable.

Far more accessible than you think probably.

Every time you shop online, your data is collected

packaged and sold to a data broker.

And those people share that information

it's almost like an STD.

Incogni goes out

and contacts those companies

and says you got to stop using this.

You don't have permission and they have to stop.

It absolutely works.

When we signed up, what was it like

during the first three days,

my wife doesn't even answer her phone

because it just rings about every

eight minutes.

I've even got some of my

GiveMeTheVin.com website

My email.

We get them to go through GiveMeTheVin

and robots fill out the form with spam.

It's wild.

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So tell me about this AI thing.

I don't know nothing.

So you're holding this head.

Michael.

Actually it's JD's the one

that's holding the goat.

Somebody screwing this goat.

We have a website that does AI stuff

and I went in and I said,

what if we do a show theme song?

Let me try that.

I was just playing around at work

because I wasn't buying cars that day.

So I'm like...

Anyway, I played at work

and I literally put the basics in there.

I put our names.

I said Saturday morning coast to coast

Back to show Bubba.

We'll show Bubba.

So it's kind of rock.

Kind of classic rock.

Coast to coast the weekends here

Saturday morning loud and clear

Starring John Clay Wolf

You got JD Ryan

Bobby Brown's in the house

My attorney's bringing it down

It's the John Clay Wolf show

Turn it up

Here we go

Saturday's on the radio

The John Clay Wolf show

Let's roll

Okay, hang on a second.

Wait, wait.

Hold on.

There we go, now he's gone.

How long did it take to make that?

Two minutes, three.

That's disgusting.

How perfect it is.

That's just going to ruin the music.

I get it, man. That's why it was playing with it.

So then, Bobbo, you did it too, right?

That is crazy, JD.

Did you do that through ChatGPT or what?

No, we have a website that does AI stuff.

Like we pay a service?

Yes. It's not very expensive either.

It's not expensive.

So Bobbo, you did one too, right?

Yeah, Bobby did one.

Now, how long did it take yours to put together?

About an hour. He worked a lot more.

Let's hear what his sounds like.

You can't drink all day.

Drink all day.

Unless you start first thing in the morning,

it's a Saturday breeze

on the rising seas.

The wolf pack cruise is boarding.

Boarding.

That's fine.

Okay, so then I literally took

He did the flock of seagulls.

Did you prompt flock of seagulls version?

Steely Dan, that's what I got.

My prompt was like,

I want something sports themey.

And I just literally just

a couple cues, same thing.

It took three minutes and this is what it came out.

From the heart of Texas,

a legend takes the mic.

Get ready for a ride.

Nothing quite like it.

JD's got his wings.

Talking planes so high.

Bobbo's got a smirk with a sideways eye.

Curly sports sense.

Always on the money line.

And DJ pre-K dropping beats that shine.

It's the John Clay Wolf Show.

Truth lay bare and bold as your ride.

A piece of junk or stories to be told.

He'll tell you straight up, no sugar coating.

Hear the accidental Texan vanishing all fear.

Not a hater, just a Texan

with a point of view.

Shiner, Shynola, he's here for me and you.

The John Clay Wolf Show

is on the air.

Buckle up, folks, if you dare.

There you go.

It's crazy.

Three minutes, that took John.

Did pre-K do one?

Yes, pre-K did one too.

I haven't even heard of this one.

I haven't heard it either, but

pre-K, did you use AI?

Because you're an artist.

Look, man, I don't need no

robots doing my job.

I come with straight bangers.

Here we go.

Get money.

Come and get your money.

Call me up.

Get money.

Come and get your money.

Get money.

Come and get your money.

Call me up.

Get money.

Come and get your money.

Call me up.

800 800 radio.

Act like you ain't heard of John Clay before.

That's that wolf pack coming.

Surely hit that button.

Cost truck spikes.

Hey, we buying this at a bird or a plane.

That's JD Ryan.

And Bobo got a bottle full of laughs and smiles.

It's Saturday morning.

Don't touch that dial.

Get money.

Come and get your money.

Call me up.

Get money.

Come and get your money.

Call me up.

It's interesting.

I just hear that as the backing track

of like a local TV commercial on 27.

Yeah.

One of the UHF shamans.

What is your winner, Bob?

Oh, man.

I've loved JD's since it came out.

We can't vote.

You have to vote or have a poll.

Go to jcdoublemissshow.com

and go to our YouTube stream.

There's a poll currently.

Pre-K leads it with 83%.

Well, that means there's been two votes.

What's your vote?

JD sounds like we hired

some Luke Bryan.

Yeah.

You're sound so good as weird.

Fantastic.

I gave it nothing.

It looks up stuff.

I know.

It figures out more about the show

than what you would tell it.

Totally.

With all the lyrics it found a perfect meter

to fit all those lyrics in in a rapid fire.

That was a crazy thing.

That was phenomenal.

This is JD's again.

I want to do the ACDC one for me.

You can ask it.

That is so weird, man.

Friday.

You prompt it to spit the lyrics out

because I only did it once

and you let it go.

But apparently you can go back

and say, no, no, I want you to say this

and do this.

You gave it no lyrics and it got all this.

Saturday morning, coast to coast,

radio and I gave them our names.

That was it.

Yeah, that's pretty scary.

Yeah.

I'm impressed.

I'm kind of frightened.

I'm the one who's been trying to scare everybody.

I couldn't believe it came out that good.

All right.

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AJ tell me about your car.

How are you? Good.

79 Turbo Mustang

Indie Pace car

Sunroof

Precaro Seats

All original 34,000 miles

Turbo

Spools

4-speed

It's a pretty cool little car.

Paint Condition

How long have you had it?

I've had it almost 8 years now.

I'm the third owner.

They had V8's in that

and they had 4-cylinder.

So yours is a 4-cylinder with turbo in it?

Correct.

Pinto mode, 2.3 liter.

Does 20 grand buy it?

That's pretty damn close.

Well, I'm pretty damn serious.

Are you?

The only thing I did do John

was I removed the paced car details.

That's pretty damn too bad.

I wish I hadn't done that.

Why'd you do that?

Because somebody else had to replace them.

So I removed them.

So do you have the

500 bucks?

Did you order the new ones?

We got to buy them.

No, I did order them.

So you've got them, they'd come with the car.

We just have to put them on?

Yes.

You're in Austin.

I have an office in Austin.

Just go to GiveMeTheVin.com

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and what's next.

My guys

and they'll just give you directions

to our office and you can take the title down there

in the car and go pick up a check.

You can do it today, actually, if you want.

Really?

I make it too easy.

Hit them right, get moving

and get it done and that's what we do.

Yeah.

I'm a big fan of the show.

Really funny and very edgy.

So that's why I called

the trust and the integrity

is with you guys.

I appreciate your time, John.

Thanks, man.

Chip and Glendale, if you've got a 75 Bronco

it needs to have a

Coyote motor in it to be worth 50 grand.

Yeah, this is an original.

It doesn't have the Coyote.

I don't get that kind of money for the originals.

I've been down that road

and I just don't...

I've stubbed my toe on it enough that I back off.

I mean, I'm probably more like...

I don't know what the car looks like

because I'm just talking out my butt.

But I know I'm 20,000 back

of what you're thinking for sure.

You good?

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Terrily for the next segment

we load up some kiss

and some guns and roses

with Jeff Leppard

because I've got a comparison I want to make.

Okay.

I was going to do it right now

but I just realized we didn't give you any cues.

Not right now.

You got a minute.

I promise to tell

stories of my life with

black people earlier.

He did. He did promise.

I was hoping you forgot about them.

I'm with you, bro.

I think I should probably break that promise.

You want Reverend Charles to be with you in this?

No.

I'm trying to get you out of this here.

There's really nothing.

You were just saying that you listen to my stories.

I sound like I grew up in Trailer Park.

Don't feed the trolls.

I thought you were going to go down the Uncle Roy line.

Uncle Roy? No.

I mean I grew up in construction.

My dad was underground utilities

and I was into that at a very young age

and would go out on the jobs.

I went to private school, white kid private school.

And then I would work on construction sites

with all races, but lots of blacks,

lots of Mexicans.

And even though I was the owner's son,

they, you know, I smoked cool cigarettes,

drank schlitz, malt liquor

at too young of an age.

And then you

work your way into football and athletics and

yeah, I mean I've got plenty of soul in me.

Sure. The balance.

Plenty. Like more than I'm even alluding to.

My Frankie,

give me the vent. She's our lead

funding lady. She said

you've got

the soul of a black man.

She did. She's an African-American lady.

What preceded that

comment? She's just been around me a lot.

And she walked in one day and I was just listening

to Aretha Franklin on my computer just had it rolling

through and she said, you really do have

a black soul.

But I haven't gone to prison.

So that's good.

My God.

800-800-723-4800.

My son

is a really good football player.

And so

tons of his friends,

most of them are receivers because he's a quarterback,

are black kids.

And he's got that

slang.

And when you're talking to him, I got to straighten him out a lot. I'm like, dude,

everybody

you want to hang around with is all great, but we don't

need to be talking like that.

You're not DJ Pre-K.

We've already got a DJ Pre-K. We don't need another one.

What do you mean?

Pre-K, he's just being himself.

There can be only one.

You know,

but just, what are some

terms Pre-K? He says, I mean,

finna.

Yeah, finna.

Bout to, you know.

There's, it's ebonyx.

It's a whole, you know, thing.

Right. I'm finna.

Slap your ass if you don't quit saying finna.

Finsta as well if you really want to get proper.

Finsta?

Yeah. Finsta is proper.

What's that mean?

How about fixing to? That's Texan.

So that's slang.

If your parents were,

you know, stiff collared easterners,

they would slap you for fixing.

My grandmother would always, what are you fixing to do?

What are you fixing to do?

Is it broke?

So they're slang all the time.

What do you Yankee bastards say?

We're preparing to do something.

Oh, without fixing.

Fixing.

Like fixing, what do you, like,

what does that term even mean?

Really, if you want to break it down,

fixing to and finna should be equally

as incorrect.

You're right. Really, because fixing to

is completely incorrect.

What is the correct version?

I'm about to. I'm about to.

I'm preparing to.

I'm about to, yeah. I'm going to.

Fixing to go over. Yeah. I mean, that's.

That's just as bad as finna.

Yes.

You're preparing to, you know, it's that's

old slang about to

everybody you say that

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I'm finna take some calls.

Oh, you've already got that.

I'm fixing to play some kiss.

Yeah. What do you want?

Here's the deal.

Stewart lead who, if you remember,

the TV crap that never happened.

The producer guy.

He's Gene Simmons, video man.

I walked in last night after coming back

from Walnut about 10 o'clock

and Bobo had on kiss.

What was it called? It was a kiss story.

Kiss story. K-I-S-S-3.

It's like history.

Wow.

And I was watching their old stuff

before they hit it.

And I made the comment that

I said this is

Guns N' Roses was greatly influenced

by this band.

And this is not the

So you okay? I didn't know you were talking about it.

Yeah, I know I didn't ask you for the older stuff.

What songs were we listening to? Do you remember?

Strutter. Yeah.

And Firehouse.

And I was just listening to

The Beat in the

Hotter Than Hell. Right, but it's not just

Bobo was, you, I mean,

we'll just start over.

So I think Guns N' Roses was

a kiss without the makeup.

Oh, that's what you're, okay.

Yeah.

Bobo, I've pitched the ball to you

and then you return it. I scoffed somewhat.

Right. Why don't you just do it?

Why don't we just do it now?

There are other bands that I think of

that kind of grabbed onto that energy

in their own way. I say AC-DC,

but you say that's a totally different thing.

Can I just say that's a totally different thing

instead of us recounting our conversation?

You're wrong.

It's not AC. So this song, Strutter,

made you think Guns N' Roses?

Yeah. I mean,

just to hear that.

It really wasn't that one, but there's a couple more.

But I was hearing more Guns N' Roses

in that. I was like, okay, I mean, obviously

they got reproduced. Guns N' Roses did.

But, yeah.

Maybe Def Leppard

is the other one you were talking about.

Bob brought up Def Leppard. He was arguing AC-DC

and I said, no, completely

different bass line, completely different

rhythm in my opinion.

Different bass line?

In my opinion.

You've got your mind made up about this.

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

I mean, but you can change.

I mean, if you want to change the line, you can. I'll give it to him.

Well, I mean, I don't want to change your mind.

We're just having a dorky old classic rock argument.

We do this all the time.

Glamrock.

See, I think Def Leppard falls more along

the Bowie side of that era,

73, 74.

And they say so themselves.

They're huge fans of T-Rex and David Bowie.

And T-Rex had

some of that kind of energy

that Kiss did. The first two Queen albums

before they got weird

was pretty straight on

you know, energy rock.

Right. So, you know, it's hard

to compare different artists, just like

Sammy Hagar or David Lee Roth. And I said like Van Halen.

In 79

when they came out. And I disagree. I don't think Van Halen

has influenced much by Kiss.

I just hear the same

background lick

in the vibe

between Kiss and Guns N' Roses.

Yeah. Same style of drumming.

Okay. Is that what it is?

Yeah. Do you have any Guns N' Roses?

So, you want something heavier?

It's taking Paradise City.

I mean, just the...

Anyway, you know, it's just

it's open.

You'll hear it.

You'll be down the road. You'll be like

I don't know what he's talking about.

But yeah, I think if I had Axl Rose

sitting here

I would accuse him of being a Kiss

ripoff. To some extent

when Paul Stanley hits those high notes

I can almost

see like Axl

listening to that music when he was a kid.

When I have Ted Nugent in here tomorrow

I think I'm going to bring this up and let him be the man.

Because he has

such a vibe across

Dewop and Rock

and everything. He's the best historian

on this conversation I've ever

talked to. Yeah.

And the accolades to prove it.

Yeah, he has condensed himself

in it. Absolutely.

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and we do have a video coming up today

at noon Central

where I go through

a factory

of the guy that makes

the wheels for all of

the

not all, but many, most of the award-winning

car show

like the special show, the cars that

brought a million dollars, that car brought

$500,000. This guy makes

those wheels. Jesus. And he makes them

pretty affordably too.

When you say affordable. No, I mean

for what you would think.

You know, he did the wheels for

Gas Monkey in my F6

and he does the wheels for

Fuss's cars. He did the wheels for Boyd Coddington.

What would you call

of, I'm going to say

what, $20,000?

Is that for per wheel?

$2,000 a wheel. Is that at all?

Oh, that is affordable. $20,000 per wheel. Damn baby.

Dude, I bet you there are.

I bet you there is. But he has the machines

in the people and we go through

and watch and make them.

It's not a car trading video. It's more

of a how it's made

and who in the history of it. I love that

show used to be. How it's made. Is that going up

today? Yeah, noon. Oh, cool.

God, it takes a lot of time to edit all that stuff.

I mean, holy smokes.

Thank God, YouTube

sending us checks for how many people

we have watching because all that money

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Turley didn't tell you that.

A guy applied for the IT position

at Gimme the Vim.

And in his note, he said, I'm sorry

I couldn't upload my resume

because it's bigger than one megabyte.

And I just thought, you're not going to get.

We're not going to call you back. There you go.

Anybody that can't fill out

anything online and you want to work for a .com

then just stop.

How about take a picture of it

and upload it. How about

I mean, he's not a very good problem solver.

Shrink the size.

I can do that.

We are hiring

AI

programmers

which we have, I think we have plenty

but I'll take another one.

And definitely hiring

a video editor

to help us

the YouTube stuff is growing

and we need another hand in that department.

Braden does a great job.

You'll be working under our lead guy

but specifically taking these shows

these four hour shows

and jamming them down to 22s.

And that's what I'm going to put back up on the regular show side.

Got you.

Is take the fluff

out of this show

and we'll put out finished videos

that have some imaging in them

so that'll take another person.

YouTube video is going up at noon.

Braden said the smartest thing to me

the other day and he didn't mean to

and I was like why isn't the video uploaded yet?

You're done.

Our videos fire off on YouTube

at John Clay Wolf at noon

every Saturday noon central.

I'm like why do you wait until the last minute

because he's just tweaking and tweaking and tweaking

and making sure it's perfect. I said one of these days

your internet is going to go down or something

and get it uploaded.

But it was like Friday at six

and I was like why it's already done

why don't you put it up so it's cocked and ready

and forget about it enjoy your Friday night

enjoy your Saturday weekend.

And he said I've got to go into dinner with my wife

and then I'm coming back with a clear head

and I want to rewatch it

from the view from the eyes of the viewer.

Makes sense.

And I was like dude

I've been trying to teach that forever.

It's that damn simple.

When you're doing IT projects

when you're mapping websites

when you're doing whatever you're doing

that's digital

you're so engaged in the X's and O's

and the zeros and the ones

of what you're doing. You have to get away.

You know too much

and a user comes into that environment

and doesn't know anything

and you've got to make sure it maps out clean.

It's just that that is

and that isn't just the secret to IT

that's the secret to everything.

Anything.

When my customer walks into this store

and they see these packs of gum

which gum

what looks more aesthetically pleasing.

Perfect.

And if you let your vendors do it

they're going to do it the way that their stuff will sell more.

Of course. Their loyalty is based on that.

Absolutely. And they're going to come in and help you

and they're going to bring in somebody to do it for you.

What they're going to do is

and that's fine

handle it however you want but

that's like the little art part

of business.

And it's not just what I'm talking about. It's everything.

And if you don't have that you don't need to get in business on your own.

You used your...

My wife uses me for a whole year.

Look at this display. What do you think?

I'm like...

I say mine whatever but I know what she's doing.

She's needing somebody else to look at it.

Because she's too involved in it. She knows too much.

You can't make the right decision when you're that close to something.

I bounce creative things off of JD a lot.

JD knows a lot.

So sometimes you're bouncing off

of a newbie.

Right. Well I don't know any better

dogs to play with.

Very kind.

I mean JD knows it all.

You know what I do know?

Anybody here collect

gold or silver

or have any?

First of all silver. Some day I will.

I bought silver a year ago. It's kind of like five times anyway.

Really? So what did you buy that?

I bought it at

$92.

It's now at $94.

Yeah, that's a lot.

The estate of the ACDC

original lead singer, Bond Scott,

they've come out with limited edition

collector commemorative

like

a bar, a gold bar or a silver bar.

You can get a one ounce gold bar,

10 ounce silver bar with Bond Scott's

name on it, his likeness

and speaking of Bond Scott by the way

and his money, this is kind of cool.

I found this one.

Of down payment blues.

Remember this song? Here's just the

just the vocal part of it. Cut number 13, Michael.

Listen to my radio.

I got holes in my shoes.

I got the down

payment

blues.

That's great stuff.

I love those isolated tracks.

That's silver and gold

being put out by the Perth Mitt too.

So it's a pretty high

cotton house

to buy your gold and silver from.

This is investment quality stuff.

I looked at their web page. They've got all kinds.

They're Australian. And they've got all kinds

of things that commemorate

favorite animals and statesmen

and locations in Australia.

It's pretty cool looking.

But Bond Scott.

I'm in the boat for Bond Scott.

I'm going to buy some Bond Scott silver.

I'm reading my notes right now

of a different subject.

And Turley, please go to Amy

and tell her to pay you on the

Super Bowl bet.

So that you don't

go three months and say, well, nobody ever said

anything. And then it's like a guilt thing.

She will pay you.

She has access

to my personal account.

Okay.

I mean, she can't write anyway. Yeah.

So if you don't get paid,

it's your own damn fault.

That's the base I'm trying to cover.

So I don't get the guilt in a year.

I told you to do it. When we start

again betting in the fall.

I'm like, well, last year in terms of, well, you know, I never got paid on that.

Yeah.

We just started there at that number.

That's fine. I never got my dollars.

That

that is an option. And especially

considering the way the deal went down.

I've been talking to some people that listen to the show a lot.

And they're like, why do they just stop betting

when football season's over?

Like, why don't they do other sports? I'm like,

what about gay hockey?

They're like, no.

No, seriously, hear me out. They're like NASCAR.

NASCAR is so

complicated for betting now because you've got the team dynamic.

The coverage is really good. I don't know if you guys

watched NASCAR on Fox.

It's gotten so much better since my childhood.

You can bet on WNBA.

You can bet on all kinds

of things in reality. There's a

there's a app called

Keshi.

Or you can bet on anything.

Charlie, you got to know about this.

No, I know that one. Underdog is what I have.

So it's over unders is what you do basically.

So is

Jerry Jones, how many free agencies

is going to pick up in there? Cowboys going to pick up

in free agency over one or two. You can

bet on stupid stuff like that.

Yeah. I mean, it's everything or

games. Hey, what do you think?

Let me talk about something that I think is more interesting because I don't think this is interesting.

Okay, go.

Don't make it too long. I'll try not to

unless I can keep it interesting.

So, Charlie, what do you think about?

So, Tuesday, I went to

Talladega, Alabama to look at

75 cars.

And

the guy, we bit all 75

cars.

And there's a house there also. The brother

in law inherited

the

his sister's brother died, right?

So

his brother was a hoarder.

Just weird stuff.

There's some good stuff and there's some bad stuff.

I mean, there's plenty of cars. And I got a video

of us going through them like $100, $100, $200, $500,

$20,000, $25.

And so we're writing it all down

to get to the number. And I've got Scott on

the other end of the phone. I think the

video will wind up looking like the Blair Witch

project. It's dark. Yeah.

There's points where I was like, how's

he even bidding on a car? You can't even see it.

Oh, did you watch the raw set? Yeah.

It's pretty funny. But the

house, he's de-hoarded it about

30%. So a lot

of the clutter is going. But he wants

me to buy the house too.

So we're making an offer on the

house and the cars.

Because he doesn't want to mess with it anymore.

He lives three hours away and he's like, this is

taking too much time. Why do you want a house in

Talladega? Well, I wouldn't buy it to keep it.

The cars are there, so you kind of have

to do it. So like, I need to, I'm just

going to put myself, remember what we said, you need to look at

it through the eyes of the viewer. I need to put myself in

the eyes of the hoarder. I need to put myself

in the shoes of the hoarder. Then I'll have

the house and the cars and won't have to

move them and they'll probably just sit there for 10 years.

We'll get rid of the good ones and keep the junk.

Got it. I don't know, man.

That's a good way to pick up a ghost house.

Yeah. Yeah.

Let's go spend the night in it. It looked nice.

I mean, from the video, it looks like it's in a good

neighborhood and stuff. He just had a bunch

of Hondas, like early

90s, late 80s, Hondas.

Yeah. And then he had some, a lot of

Corvettes and they put 2000s.

Bunch of, a lot of C4s.

What's it called? Or C3? The

97 through 03? Oh my God.

Not the most desirable, but fine.

There wasn't a lot of value there. No.

It's just, he had a lot of stuff.

But I was sitting there going through this

and I was thinking, my, how the

how the, how far

have I fallen? Because I'm down to

like where I was when I was 20 years old

going through junk cars

and Scott Gray, our buyer

manager was on the other end of the phone.

And I'm going through these cars with him

and he's on a spreadsheet and I just

started laughing. I said, you realize this is what

we used to do 25 years ago.

I was in the back lot at Vandergrift,

Chevrolet doing this exact thing and you're

on the phone in the office being Mr. Big

Chief. That's hilarious.

It was funny as hell.

But yeah, that was

and then we did a stop and berm

in a Raleigh

and bought two and a half million dollars

worth of exotics from a guy

that sold his company that made a bunch of money

and he went nuts

and just started buying everything he wanted

and then like the HOA came on

to him and the neighbors called the cops

because trucks are coming and he bought 35

cars in a neighborhood

and he started stacking them

in his garages and building garages

and there was cars everywhere and they didn't have enough place to put them

so his wife's like, we've got to move or you've got to sell this stuff.

So I bought

about 20 of them I think

and he's got about 10 left

over but he was just like

a self-confessed, hey, I'm a redneck

you remember

the saying you're not supposed to give rednecks money

because he sold his company and got rich

and he said I did it and I went nuts.

That's been crazy. I'm just talking

this, I mean 200 grand, 100 grand

300 grand, 50 grand.

Well there's orders in different ways.

The cheap one like that one.

And one day I went from one extreme to the other

and we videoed two different videos, we'll be going up in the next couple of weeks

but it was interesting. I was like, God

he's the same crap, just

one was in

a good neighborhood in North Carolina

Raleigh

and one was in a different kind of neighborhood

in Talladega

different drugs, different folks but the same mentality

and that's what I like doing when I do these

barn finds or whatever you want to call them

is sit down with the people

and talk to them about

how'd you make your money? How did this happen?

How did you get to this point?

What did we get to this point?

All right, the video that I was telling you about earlier

about the Wheel Man is going up in just a minute

on our YouTube channel

Vegas

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saying, oh God I'm supposed to

plug next week, I was going to do a live show somewhere

in LA because I'm going to be in LA next week.

So just go to the website

go to your socials and you'll post it on there.

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CarMax

horsepower

twin-turbocharged

Lamborghini Huracan

wastegate

Chevrolet Trans Am

LS engine

Boydster

deposit

flipper

Batmobile

F-150 Lariat

Pontiac Torrent

BMW E28

Dodge Challenger

carbon fiber

wrap

automatic transmission

front splitter

SRT rear spoiler

downforce

wicker bill spoiler

Oldsmobile Cutlass

Seagulls

Year Make Model Miles, Average Ruffer Clean

Ford Mustang

Precaro seats

4-speed

Ford Bronco

Chevrolet Silverado

NASCAR

Chevrolet Corvette

barn find

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