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Hope y'all are okay. That thing in California last week was a
God, it's just so early out there when we start the show and I'm in there at six six
I walk in there 545 and guess who's there who Steve crab and his buddy. Oh God, right? Really? Yeah? Wow
He loved you he loves you and Corolla asked him
he said hey
Do you want to do the show from this?
Car place in Anaheim or in Anaheim, Costa Mesa. I
Was like sure. I said I just want to
He said I'll be your be your co-host. So I just want to go there. Everything's done. Be glad to do it
Walk in sit down do it. I want to do it like last week
He and Ted Nugent used our studio here. That's something and he walked in sat down. We had Bob here running the boards
We had
Kyle and they're running the cameras
They didn't offer to tip them
Nothing nothing or me nothing, but anyway, I mean I just I just gave I had it all set up for him
So I said that's fine. I just want to do that. I want you to do the same for me
Yeah, and I get there and there's nothing there's no PA. So I'm calling this manager at
545 in the morning. I'm like, hey, you need to get up. He's like what I see you need to go to Walmart and get me a
P a system. Yeah, I've got people here. They can't hear what's going on
It's very weird being on a live remote when the audience can't hear you. Sure. You're just a guy sitting at a table talking to himself
Like a crazy
So
Walmart was open the crabs buddy. I just gave him my credit card my driver's license and go over there and grab a PA
And I'm send the bill to Corolla. There you go
We'll have a little bit of the Ted Nugent and Corolla deal on here in a little bit. It was cool. I watched it. Yeah
it was a
Funny
Ted's wild man. Ted is a wild man. He didn't even get as wild as I thought he might
Right just giving all the politics going on right now in the world
Well, Adam didn't ask him about the war. He didn't go down that road at all
And I sent him a text and asked him about the war
He intentionally he wasn't asking him about the work because he knew that he would
Ted would come out of his cage. Yeah
That's exactly what I thought he was trying to keep him in his cage
But he did talk about a lot of music man and like Ted's got an encyclopedia knowledge and memory of music people
He's met and hung out with and as he said couldn't communicate with some of them because they were so drunk or high
Oh coming from Detroit the Motown bunch. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely
Was that a highlight of your radio career to sit here with Ted Nugent? It was pretty cool. I told you
You know, I I I didn't
I've never that's the first time I've been close to him face to face close to
And I didn't know if I would like Ted Nugent, right? I grew up with Ted Nugent
Rainbow tango was the record of the year in the fifth grade, right?
I really enjoyed it. He was I found him very enjoyable to be I like him more
Actually getting to know him that I know on the interviews on the radio. Were you amazed?
I'm amazed with what he looks like. I'm amazed with if he died his hair dark. He would look like he's 50
Like literally never done drugs never done alcohol. He'll tell you that over and over and over and over
He's deer meat. Yeah
Yeah, I figured Bobo was sitting there on the board just like school school girl fanning out really excited
It was pretty cool. It's gonna be cool. I didn't you know, I didn't realize that
uh, Adam hated uh, Joan Jett's version of crimson and clover so much that bothered me a little bit too
Yeah, because I really like Joan Jett's version of crimson. It's like what it's my favorite Joan Jett song
It's awesome. Why did he hate it? He's just a D. Okay. Adam's just an angry person. Okay
Kind of is yeah kind of comes off that way. I actually
I just went downstairs and watched it on the monitor downstairs and it's got out of the mix
I just like that because I was afraid if I went and sat at the console with him that it Ted would go squirrel
And I he dated add out and it would change the dynamic of what Adam had him in his cage
Yep, and and tell and I didn't want to screw that up
He hates this
This is a great song
How do you not love this song?
All that Joan Jett ever did was remake two crappy songs
And I don't even know why she's in the rock and roll hall of fame
That's so not true. He used to be in the hall of fame Ted. He's like a he's like a two-part
Disse or prick suck up
You know
I mean Joan Jett's cool, man, you know, you know, rock and roll hall of fame is fine
It's not, you know, it's not the white rock and roll hall of fame. It's rock roll hall of fame
Soul music, you know, you love soul music. Yeah, I'm I'm happy those guys being there those those opinions, man
You gotta be careful with those opinions. It's his show. You may be dancing on something somebody loves
Oh, oh man, you know, you're a better guitar player than she is Ted
Hey, I'm bike riders in um Dallas for Worth Waco area
Starting at 11 o'clock. They're meeting at Walnut Springs Roadhouse. There's a bike ride going on
Via lucky seven custom cycles. That'll be cool bike. I'm sorry
You go ahead bikes burgers and Bloody Mary starts at 11 o'clock. I guess they make it out here about noon
Should be about right starts at 11 o'clock. Yes. What says so if you make it out of here by noon, you'll be a little late
No, I mean it starts doesn't it started lucky seven they come here. Oh, they'll leave. Yeah, they leave it
Yeah, and they can't hear about 12. How do they
Yeah, but they can start the ride hang on. Yeah, I'm running to the nut. That's what they're doing. Oh, oh
Where are they meeting? Look at seven lucky seven, but lucky seven. Where's that? That's yeah
Meeting at their shop out there and they're running to the night
Oh, I don't know which one then. Yeah, that's a good point. They got one in godly
They've got one in halting city. So I'm betting this halting city. So that was not a clear
Thought to figure that out
Okay, so they're running here
They're landing here because lucky seven is actually building another shop here in one of springs
Which is cool. I see it's all laid out now. It's ready for
Construction so I was negotiating with the guy that want to sell that building
And I actually made him an offer and then he there was about
$8,000 were the crap in there that needed to be moved meaning not the value of the crap
But the move out of the crap. Oh, wow. It was like a hoarder's lounge
Wow storage and I made a deal with him and I
I said, okay
We're doing the contracts to put in there that you got to get a little crap out
And he's like, no, you got to get a little crap out. I'm like, no, you got to get a little crap
No, and so he's like we said you're buying it. I said, yep, but I'm not doing it like that
I'm not cleaning out your house. Sure. You've got to get the crap out
And so he's like, well, I'm just gonna sell somebody else. Okay, so it sat there for another year
Sure, and then my friend Louie lucky seven wanted to buy it
And they were hitting him at a higher price than I had it bought for
I don't think this guy knows this yet if he's listening. He'll know now
Whoops little insider. Yeah. So I said, here's what you do hit him an X
and um
Because he the the guy's got a real estate agent now
So he's got to pay a real estate agent six percent
And he's a super duper tight ass obviously because he wouldn't clean out his own building, right?
So when they were negotiating I was telling Louie what to negotiate
And I said make sure you get the crap out deal because that's like six eight thousand dollars to get that stuff out of there
and
so
They got to the point where I was on buying it
and
Kyle calls and says hey
uh
Are you still interested in that place next door to you? I was like, why?
You know, I knew the negotiation because I was telling the other guy what to say
And he said well, you know, you're on the blackout list from the realtor and we're fixed to sell it
And I just wanted to give you the option in case you wanted to buy it before I signed this contract
And I didn't say anything
But what he was doing is he didn't want to pay the blackout list means the realtor couldn't get a commission if I bought it
Oh, okay, I never heard of that
So basically he signed up a realtor. He said well, I've got a deal going with john
Well, if I got a deal going jd ryan, so those are my deals. So if I sell them, you don't get a commission
Right, so he called me because I knew the deal he was making with the other guy
And he was just trying to screw the realtor out of the six percent
He's not gonna hang on to that thing. So I called louie back
I'm like you better make damn sure that you've got that
Moving the crap out clause in there and he didn't and he went in and did it again
and then
Anyway, so the net effect is the guy that sold the land to lucky seven
Had to move the crap out and had to pay a realtor commission because he's a hard head and do both and that made me happy
Because I don't really
He thinks we're friends and we're not friends
He always calls me. Hey john. Hey, you know, you're helping us with walnut and I'm like
I'm helping everybody the walnut but you wow because I don't like yeah
That's fair. He was he was a jerk to me when I was a kid
Wow, he was my girl my high school girlfriend's brother
Oh
Yeah, you have a memory there, huh? And he was kind of a chat from weird science. Oh, wow. Yeah
That's a special dynamic right there. Yeah. Yeah, he probably doesn't even realize John never forget not until I see now
He's listening right now
Yes, Kyle
I knew all about it
I'm the one who told you about it
And if you remember I told you when I when you started wiggling the deal on me and I said just forget it
Yeah, I said this thing's a tear down. Anyway, and you said no, it's not a tear down. It's a bubble blossom
No, I got in there and really started looking this is a tear down
I'm not giving that for a tear down and then if you look today
What did they do to it? Turley? It's gone. It's going down. Seriously. Yeah
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Yes, sir, you've got a fancy car for us this morning
Yes, I do sir. Tell us all about it. Don't leave out any details
It's my wife's daily driver. She's getting ready to buy a new car and we're gonna get rid of it
I want to see what I can get for it. But tell us about it. The listeners. They're dying. They're dying
2007 mazda mpv. It's in excellent condition 20-year-old car
Um, 212,000 miles. It's the uh, and that's really about it. It's a base model
You sure it's a 2007
It's either 2007 2006 because they stopped making them right around there
Uh, it's it's a 2006 then because they did not make a 2007. You didn't know that I knew my mpvs to this level, did you?
I was surprised the valve guides and those also fail and they smoke. I don't know if you know that
No, I did not okay. This one does not smoke. It does not burn any oil
It's it's really it's like I said, she drives it to and from work. That's it, but it only has 217,000 miles on it. It's in excellent shape
Yes, sir, so is it a dx an ex or an ls or an lx sv it's it
It's an ex. Oh, wow. That's the one I've been no an es you mean es
Yes, yeah, they did not make an ex in 2006 on the mpv, especially the selection with 200,000 miles
um
200 and how much longer do you think it'll make it?
I'm telling you what man this thing is like a beast it keeps rolling. Yeah, I put new brakes everything. I'm daily maintenance
I'd say it'll play at least another 75,000. Okay, so she's going to 300 grand
Mazda. Oh, yeah, she's huge. Yes. Yeah
Now I don't mean your old lady. I mean your your es wagon van from 06
What your what what circuit is your wife if the car's in 06 is she a 72 or she a 75 or 67?
She's a 67. Okay
She's a vintage model
Right. She has an antique plate on her
Um, boy, that would piss her off
um
I'm glad she don't listen. You know what I'll get you know what I'll get for this car. Are you sitting down?
Yes, sir. I am I'm going to give seven hundred and 33 dollars
Who that's about fair
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For new listeners, you guys don't know that we broadcast the show from a ranch in bosque county
So we're sitting here in a studio on a ranch in bosque county, texas
And as the good little rednecks we are
Out by walnuts springs. I need to organize a pig hunt
Like pro pig hunters. I got it. I understand and
The guys with like varmint rigs. We've got about 70 out here. They just
In in five years. I've had this place. I've never seen them and now they're last night
I saw them and it looked like a swarm of Haitians running across a border
It was heavy
So we've got them bad. They're gonna ruin the yard. So go to gmtvgarage.com click email john
And I the the guys that just like want to do it. I understand and I'll get you with the I need somebody
We need an organized attack like we need to be pro style
and um
I'm I'm willing to do that at this point
What kind do you have out here because there's a couple different, you know
Strings one that got hit by a car last night. Oh, jeez. Are they the big giant ones?
Big old toyota lane cruiser print on them
A little kind of rat. I finally got one, but it went with a gun. Damn. Is there seriously they're they're like different different
I don't know. I I didn't stop and talk. I didn't interview
So, uh, what are you guys related here? Right? I mean, do you screw your sister?
It looks like it because y'all sure are populating quick
That's so wild because we have like the russian boys and part of the state that have alinas in south texas
Out in west texas. Yeah where we used to be in this town called crowl and they're eating up with these
Little they're like the popbillies. They're smaller, but they have they have those tusks and they're like they will get you
Big old rats running around and they they run in packs. There were big ones small ones in betweeners
And um, I'll show you one actually after the show. I'll show you one
I've got one
Trained and he's tame and he's sitting over there waiting on us on the side laying down taking a nap. He's just taking a nap
Ain't damaged to your not yet, but you know, it's coming
Yeah, I mean is there a guess but I don't see where it is
But when they get in the yard and absolutely ruin my yard that I put so much time into I am going to freak out
I get it. So well, you should note tiz the season
Because they're they're propagating heavily right now with the with the warmer weather and yeah, what's propagating me?
Uh, uh multiplying profusely. Okay. Yeah
do they like
I mean, I know we're in the south and I know that that
Family lines are blurry
Do they do they do they propagate with one another like
Direct relatives. I believe they'll cross. Absolutely. I don't believe they ask going ahead. Hey, are you in my family?
It was your uncle. You look a lot like somebody
Your last name is
Borenstein
Yeah
Now I know a Borenstein, but he married to my mother Pigeon Stein, right and I don't you know, are we related?
You who cares you think it's different from the northeast ones
I think they're a little more class. Yeah, I think they're better educated up in the northeast. Oh, no
We have to marry you into the family
I'll cry. Oh
G xv garage click email john if you're if you want to put a pro pig hunt together because I am
All about getting these guys going to
We'll rope them in in them tie them
I'm kidding. No, you're not
You guys talked about uh, Ted Nugent being here last week
Imagine being working working one week at a home depot store in north carolina
He's the guy we should have out here to do
Perfect. Yeah, okay. I'll call the news. Yeah, call the news
Uh, imagine working at a home depot in north carolina and then suddenly becoming the lead singer to boston
Can you imagine it did happen? Yeah, Tommy de carlo actually don't look back
He uh passed away last week
He started off he didn't pass away as hard as brad delt did
No, I don't know that. Okay. My space performances is where they boston first heard him
They saw him on my space and he said come in an audition and he did believe it or not
Then he became the lead singer for 19 years passed away last week
At the age of it doesn't say here, but it wasn't suicide. Was it? No, it was not suicide
Cut number one here's some of his work if you'd like to hear cut number one. It's awesome
And
Now that's the guy that we saw
And that's from a live show in 2014 now. That's an open air outdoor concert. So
for the audio but
His voice was great. He covered. I I didn't think anybody could sing those brad delt vocals
This is not a good example of it. It's fine. But there's a
He sounds cleaner than this in a better setting. Yeah, he sounded so good when we went that night
He sounded like brad delt brad delt was the original singer and he died at a pretty young age, I think
Yeah, still one of the great live performances. I've seen how cool is that for a musician just to be
sitting in home depot
Just get found like that and in a band like boston. That's like a dream come true
Well, how about that little pig me that joined
He's not a pig me. He's not a pig me. I believe he's lay ocean
He's not anyway. Yes, you're right. Yeah, he was up on youtube doing journey covers
And then they called him and they said you want to come audition for journey. He's like, who are you?
Sure, why not? He didn't believe it, of course
And then they flew him here and he auditioned in the rest of his history
What's his name? Steve Perry the picnic. Well, Steve Perry was the original. What is a pig me?
I'm not even gonna answer this. I really don't know
I believe that's a central african tribe of uh, it is indeed smaller people
So they're all
Okay, hang on a pig me a meal panada panada. That's what they're that's the family. That's the guy's arnell arnell
Yeah, I know pinata pinata. Will you look up pig me for me? I want to I want to I want to make sure I'm factual and accurate with these
That's why I believe jdp. Why I think I have to eat that. You've been spelling for a minute now
It's a very just here says it just refers to a person a very short stature
Historically referring to a specific central african ethnic group
But also denotes any exceptionally small people
That kind of fits him or animals because he's small, right? They call him. He's very small. Yeah
He's got the widest shoes I've ever seen
A member of a member of certain peoples of a very short stature in africa part of southeast asia. There you go
Pig me's. I think that fits. Yeah. Yeah. No it doesn't stop it
You got me doing it
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Guys, hey, it was nice meeting you last week dude and and your wife your lovely wife and
Careful with all this pig talk because you know what happened
I'm very warm, but thank you for being our producer
If you notice I if you notice I I
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Uh
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Hey, tell the guy what's his name the guy that ran to the store to get our pa
Lenny and he's uh going to see journey tonight with his daughter back east in uh connect connect connect connect it's
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Yeah, did you do drugs in the 70s crab?
Uh, yes a lot of them
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Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler and Pittsburgh.
Are we off the air in Pittsburgh or did it come back on?
Nah, you're still off.
Hey, it literally just came back on.
Okay, well good.
You know, we have 70 affiliates across the country,
live radio stations.
And so we beam up to Westwood One
and then Westwood One pushes it down to all the local markets
and there's always something that goes wrong.
It's, you know, how long are we off the air up there?
Yeah, we had a lot of high winds and stuff yesterday too.
So maybe it had been their problem or your problem.
But I do a lot of hot shot driving
and I got to listen to you on Saturday mornings.
Cool.
Well, what do you do with your trucks
when you're done with them?
Probably just sell them.
We buy.
I'm actually buying one here soon.
We buy hot shot.
We buy fleets of trucks all the time.
Actually, we bought a fleet last week
of just regular old trucks that are mowed down.
Yeah, we do a lot of Silverados,
around 0, 9, 10, 11, 12, back in that.
When you get rid of them.
I guess we're gonna get rid of a bunch of them
and get new ones here soon, I think.
So when you buy new ones, will you buy Duramaxes or Cummins?
I don't know, but that's my boss's decision there.
All right.
We'll tell you.
We do a little bit of everything.
We got 1,500, like nine-foot flatbed, 2,500.
And then we got the 5,500, 16-foot, 22-foot flatbeds.
Tell your boss to go to GiveMeTheVin.com
and get with somebody who will buy his groups.
Thank you.
All right.
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John, yes, we do buy motorcycles.
Just load it into GiveMeTheVin.com.
I don't bid them on the air
because I don't know them that well,
but we've got a specialist that does the bikes
I send over to.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Yeah, I didn't know if y'all did or not.
I'd never heard you talk about them on the air.
I love y'all's show, man.
I listen to you every Saturday.
Thank you.
Great show.
And we buy RVs also.
RVs and motorcycles and watercraft.
But I'm really not in on boats.
No, we don't buy boats.
We didn't just don't know them.
And they're so seasonal.
Speaking of bikes, by the way, Lucky Seven,
you're having a meetup in the Hultum location.
For Dallas, Fort Worth, they're doing that.
You can go to Lucky Seven Facebook page.
They're doing a ride to Walnut Springs
and landing at our own Walnut Springs Roadhouse
about noon.
So you can do that.
And Walnut will be popping this afternoon
with all those guys in town.
And it's not like the Hell's Angels.
No.
Not at all.
God, the changes at the Roadhouse.
It looks so amazing.
When did you go in there?
I haven't been in.
I just drove by, but I've seen the pictures on Facebook.
Oh, yeah.
I went in last night.
And it is.
It's different.
You walk in.
Like a different place.
Yeah.
The merch side looks clean, nice setup on there.
The bar is extended.
Yes.
And the bar, did you notice anything about the bar?
The new top?
Okay.
Yeah.
Would you've noticed it?
Yes.
Okay, good.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah, definitely notice it.
Yeah.
It looks good.
And there's a.
Did bent a cold rolled steel and you press it
and break it and then you powder coat it.
Yeah.
And we made it wider.
There's cool chandelier that's hanging down
with all the gas tanks and stuff.
And then.
I stole that idea.
I stole that idea from Richard.
And I stole the guy that made it for Richard.
That has really grown on me, John.
From gas bucket.
When we first saw it,
the chandelier you guys fashioned up.
A couple of us were like, what is that?
Yeah.
What is that?
But when you turn it on.
Yeah.
And it's out there with what you guys have done
with the room.
Right.
It's really grown on me.
Pops.
Pretty cool.
It's a piece of art.
It literally is.
It's a bunch of fuel tanks from Harleys.
No, no, no.
It's about 20 metal fuel tanks from 60, 70s,
pretty much early 80s dirt bikes.
Oh, okay.
They're dented up and beat it up in the Yamaha Kawasaki.
And then you run them.
He built this huge metal wagon wheel thing
and he hung them assorted levels
and then ran wires through them
with bulbs hanging out where the fuel cap is.
And then you can adjust it.
It's pretty artsy fartsy cool.
Very artsy.
The opposite of Art Deco.
It was Richard Rollins design.
And I mean, I told him I want to do one.
And he hooked me up with the guy that did it.
Very good.
When you pull in there,
ask for a turlanator drink.
What is a turlanator?
It's a shot of TX.
Yeah.
And you pour miller light in it and a pint glass.
Is it named after you?
Maybe, I don't know.
The turlanator.
Okay.
He's got his own drink.
And JCW Dip, which is my own dip,
is at the Bosque Cantina and the Roadhouse,
which is both off menu.
That is worth a drive from anywhere.
They're so good.
It's so damn good.
Oh, yes it is.
It's working.
It's working.
Mikey Brown, New Jersey.
94 Mustang GT, convertible red, 73,000 miles.
If it's lived up there all of its life,
it's got to have rust.
It's just got to.
It's garage kept over 15 years since I got it.
And I got it.
I got it three years ago.
So no rust?
It doesn't ride.
No rain and no snow.
No rust?
Nope.
No rust.
Hold up your right hand and say,
I, Mikey Brown, the New Jersey Flash,
promise that there's no rust on my 94 Mustang.
I wouldn't lie to Johnny Wolfe
and the Hillbillies if you're paid.
Okay.
All right.
You know what I'm saying?
Load it up and give me the Vin.com.
Load it up and give me the Vin.com.
Go to gimmethevin.com.
Let's take a look.
I just want to do.
I just want to do.
Flow masters on it.
Flow masters.
I want to bet you $50.
I want to bet you $50 that I can find rust
on that thing.
Nope.
All right.
Then you're going to win 50 bucks.
Go to gimmethevin.com.
There you go.
What do you think, Turley?
I think there's some surface rust
somewhere on that thing.
Some place.
Underneath.
Yeah.
It's never looked underneath it.
That's why.
It's just, you just can't help it.
It's not their fault.
It's just where you live.
It's like, you know, if you live in Mexico,
your skin is darker because the sun.
Sun is?
You know, the Aztecs and the way it all worked.
And it's the same thing in the rust belt.
The cars get exposed and they have to rust up
to protect themselves so they don't die.
Science this morning on the John Clay Wolf Show
and Florida news.
And now from North America's own land down under,
it's time for Sunshine State News
with your certified lifeguard, J.D. Ryan.
And there's a country song called
Getting Drunk on a Plane.
Some of this lady took at the heart.
Our American Airlines passenger, Swarth Cabin Crew.
She got mad because basically she was playing her video
on her cell phone a little too loud.
We've all seen that.
Yeah.
And she was described by another traveler as drunk.
So we're not saying she's drunk.
You determine.
Cut number seven.
I paid money for it and I played a video
for 30 seconds at 50% sound.
That sounds like a damn problem.
What the actual?
I stopped after the second morning.
I stopped it.
Hey, is this not a free speech America?
And I don't express my feelings.
Thank you for recording me.
I played a video for 30 seconds.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, officer.
And they escort her off the flight.
I think some airlines are starting to do
where you have to have headphones or earbuds.
Yes, that's the ironic thing.
Yeah, they've all instated that
because of people like her.
Good news in the air this week,
a 19 year old pilot forced to make an emergency landing
in Florida, a small plane lost power.
This is the luckiest or best skilled pilot of the week.
He landed.
There's a video of him actually going through
an intersection with a stoplight
and he just, it's a little Cessna 150,
just like it's a car going through the intersection.
Here's the pilot, Nico Bray,
talking about the incident.
Cut number eight.
Knew that I was only at 500 feet off the ground.
So I'm going down for sure.
I started troubleshooting immediately,
looking outside for a spot to land.
Touchdown, landed smoothly.
I was just shocked, honestly,
no words beyond blessed,
glory to God that I'm alive.
Just the video is just so funny.
It's like it's a Chevy going through the intersection,
but it happens to be a Cessna.
By the way, we have other audio
from the actual cockpit voice recorder.
Some people don't realize
Cessna's do have cockpit voice recorders.
Cut number 8.2.
100.
Oh my God!
50.
30.
20.
10.
I'm sorry.
You sounded so cool and collected on the ground.
You know what you get on the ground?
You're Mr. Cool, but you know when you're in the air.
So it counts, your altimeter counts down?
Not on the Cessna.
That's an air bus that does that,
or Boeing that does that.
Yes, they do count down 150, 40, 30.
And on air buses, they say retard, retard.
I mean, pull back this.
Easy killer.
Let's pull him back to the throttles.
It's retarding the throttles.
It's an air bus.
What are you talking about?
I thought it was making fun of the pilots.
Oh dear God!
Retog.
We'll be right back.
My name's John Clay.
We'll buy cars from the radio
from America's Best Car Buyer.
Give me the vid.com.
You gotta pull those throttles back.
Retard them.
You can't call them names.
You gotta call, you can call the throttles names.
Nothing to do with the pilots.
Be right back.
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So I've got a hog infestation problem.
James and Houston is here to help it.
James, what do you do?
Hey John, how you doing, buddy?
I, so this is a friend of mine and I's business.
It's called D&T Outfitters.
I build aerospace facilities.
I'm actually building one over in Fort Worth
down the road from you guys.
You spute you're building something for Lockheed?
No, I can't tell you who.
I signed an NDA.
Okay.
Is it in Fort Worth or is it out near Bosque County?
It's in Fort Worth near Roberts Cut-Off
and White Settlement.
Right.
That's going to be the government.
Cool.
Yeah.
So that's how you make your real money.
So that's how you make your real money.
I'm going to make my real money.
Right, and this is fun.
Yeah, this is my buddy's business
that I just help him market at times.
But real quick, since you were in the mood earlier
to buy beater daily drivers,
I got a 05 F-150 with about 275,000 miles
on a 5-4 Triton if you want to buy it.
500.
I'm going to let you talk to Gary.
He's the owner.
All right, Gary, let's go.
You there, Gary?
Hey, John, what's up, man?
How are you?
Good, good.
John, can you hear me, John?
Yes.
So you have a Helly Hunter kind of deal?
You hunt pigs from helicopters?
Yes, we do.
So, and we're down in Temple.
We're not too far from you, so.
And you are a, I'm assuming you're flying Robinson R-44s?
No, we got, we're working on getting a Huey right now,
a couple 206s and Little Bird.
206, what's a 206, a Cessna?
Jet Ranger.
Oh, Jet Ranger.
I thought they were four.
Okay.
Yeah, baby Hueys.
Okay, gotcha.
Now, do you feel, why do you not want R-44s?
I know why I don't want R-44s,
but do you not want them for the same reason
I don't want them?
Yeah, they're a good training aircraft.
They're a good, you know, private owner,
general aviation aircraft,
but they don't carry, they don't carry the weight.
And when you got, when you got a couple of corn fed boys
in the back with guns,
and you can't be real aerobatic in an R-44, so.
Right.
Well, Ted Nugent's a buddy of mine,
and I'll bet you anything he would love to come over here.
Do you think you could come over here
and we could fly around and get rid of these pigs?
Well, we could definitely put something together.
So I don't, we need to talk and see like
how much area you got.
I know we're, we're Walnut Springs is,
so you're up around Clifton and Blake Whitney
and up in that area, so.
Correct.
And there's a lot of, there's a lot of logistics
that goes into it.
A lot of moving parts to get an aircraft,
you know, to a location and then take whoever.
Yeah, Ted's a good dude.
He lives across the creek from a real good buddy of mine.
So down in China Springs.
Yep.
So yeah, Ted's been before, he hasn't been with us,
but you know, we've taken kinds of different people,
princes and kings and dignitaries
and all kinds of different people.
Well, then I'll sit right in.
You know, we've got the, yeah, absolutely.
Hey, Gary.
Give him your whip.
Yeah, Jay tried to plug a car for sale.
I was gonna plug one before I got off too.
You might be interested in that,
but that's another, for another day, yeah.
So we're G and T outfitters like G and T.
Like written down in Temple.
You write it out and not ampersand.
Ampersand?
Yeah, yeah, that's our web.
Yeah, that's our email.
G and T at gmail.com or G and T outfitters.
Okay.
Gmail.com if you wanna email us.
Our website, Temple, G and T outfitters.
You can find that out on the web or on Instagram
and Facebook and all of that stuff.
We've got some videos up on YouTube and all of that,
but John, how much land do you have, buddy?
500.
500.
Yeah, we can cover that over and over and over and so.
And there's another 500 next to me
that is part of the problem.
And so this figure there's 1,000 we can work
and those guys would be way fun.
And there's a runway on that one.
Not that you need a runway, but anyway.
Perfect.
And we need to do it now before the trees fill in, right?
Absolutely, absolutely, yep, yep, so.
It's harder to find them.
Yeah, man, could you be an email or, yeah, oh.
Yeah, once you get, yeah, we've got waves,
but I mean, you know, it's a lot easier
before the trees are budding out
and they're budding out big time down here already.
So, yeah, the sooner we can get up there, the better.
So yeah, man, just let's put this together.
I don't know how to get ahold of you,
but you know how to get ahold of me.
I just took a picture of your phone number.
Thank you.
Perfect, perfect.
I'll get you, all right, bye.
Yeah, so when they take these helicopters,
they fly down low and they push them out of the trees.
But when the trees are budded up, you can't see them.
So that's why it's way better in the wintertime.
Do it now.
To do it now, yep.
And then they fly out and you do the Vietnam style assault.
Gotcha.
Have you had this for a long time?
These mini hogs are new.
No, it just happened.
Just happened.
Just happened.
Just happened.
Do you play Wagner when you're flying in?
Who's Wagner?
Wagner, like Robert DeVall in Apocalypse Now.
I've never done this.
But yeah, we play Wagner when flying in.
The troops love it, scares them to death.
Right, 800-807-234-800-800 radio.
2013 ZL1 Camaro.
I gotta take this.
I like these cars.
2013 ZL1 Camaro, 14,000 miles.
Inferno Orange, all stock, bought brand new,
no price in mind.
Where you located, Reed?
Lancaster, South Carolina.
Did you buy new?
Yes, sir.
Okay, it's orange.
What were the options?
So ZL1, guys, for those who don't know,
Camaro came out with a Z28
and they also came out with a ZL1.
And the ZL1's got an LSA engine in it.
I forgot which engine's in it.
Or LT, what do you remember, Reed?
It's a,
what was the first one?
LSA.
Did you see it?
Yeah, yeah, LSA, 6.2, supercharged.
Now this got leather, interior, sunroof.
Had a lot of options on it.
Sunroof, leather, six-speed.
Does it have a sunroof?
You know, yes, sir.
Does it have leather?
Yes, sir. Perfect.
Is it a, is it a, okay, so it's not a convertible.
No, sir.
ZL1.
I'm looking at some prices here.
Okay, there was one sold for 33,000,
there's one sold with 24,000 for 20,000.
I thought ZL1's were bringing more than this.
2013, right?
Yes, sir.
Which say it's low?
No, that's because of the year.
Yeah, but these cars are,
these cars are kind of like Mustang Cobras.
You know, they'll catch the wind.
Let me call you off air.
I want to do a little research.
I'd like, but you do want to sell it?
Yes, sir.
Okay.
Thank you. I'd like to buy it.
Go to gimmethevend.com and load it up.
We'll get to work on it.
800-800-723-4800, whatever.
800-800-radio.
And after, when we go to break
and we come back from the song
that whatever station plays,
then we'll do a whole group of that lightning round stuff.
But for right now, we need to talk to our own,
the one, the only speech impediment, Terrence.
Terrence, speech impediment, Terrence.
Good morning, you're out of the air.
Okay, good morning.
Happy same practice day on Thursday.
I mean, Tuesday.
Okay.
And, you know, I'd say that
when you got to talk about Ted Nijer earlier,
I remember he got, he got a terracotta.
Sure.
But anyway, now for the war out in Iran
and Israel and all the other Mexican places.
Yeah, but anyway,
President, what President said to Trump, he said,
we'll give him, like he's saying in the world,
we'll do this and that to him, you know, we'll back up.
But I don't know what's gonna happen.
But anyway, we'll just live in peace together all the way.
I got it.
That's a very good update.
News report, speech impediment, Terrence.
Oh my God.
Thank you, sir.
It's always good to hear from you in your insight.
On world affairs and your delivery.
I got it all.
If they didn't get it, what the hell with them?
Thank you, Terrence.
800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
Nothing like the news from Terrence.
From Terrence, he's got it all.
He's got it all handled.
Meaghan Kelly.
No reason.
He's your heart out.
No reason to go to Fox News for anything.
We got Terrence news.
Best correspondent in the country.
Exactly.
You know, Alec, that'd be funny to get.
Tucker Carlson is a pretty funny guy.
I wonder if we can wiggle Terrence into his bed.
Oh man, that would be great.
I don't want to be great.
Make Terrence really famous, totally.
What do you mean whip him into his bed?
Like where Tucker would go to Terrence
for some breaking news updates.
Oh, I bet he could make Tucker laugh.
Oh yeah, he would.
As the timer comes in.
Alec Stein is really close to Tucker.
And he's a good buddy of mine.
And I'll ask him about it.
We didn't do something for Terrence.
He's done a lot for us.
He is, he's a giver.
I'm trying to imagine what that would sound like.
Crap.
I don't know.
We got to talk to him.
We got speaking to people that we love.
Jelly Roll, we don't have that.
Well, I have a Jelly Roll thing.
He got inducted into the Grand Ole Opry this week.
Can we not get through a show without talking about Jelly
Roll?
No, how did this guy permeate into our system like this?
He's got the best press people in the world,
no matter what he does, every week there's sound bites.
I'll tell you what, John, because he's an underdog.
He came from nowhere and everybody loves him.
Does everybody?
Yes.
I don't know about that.
You don't love him?
Drone with you, Mike.
You don't love anything, though.
That's good.
He's got a point.
That's the nihilist in you.
OK, so the lightning round's coming up next.
800-800-7234-800-800.
Call in with your cars, year-make, model miles,
average rough or clean.
We're going to play a song, we're going to come back,
and we're going to bid a couple of cars,
be real fast.
Boom, boom, boom, like two minutes' worth.
And all those bids are going to give me the VIN,
give me the VIN, give me the VIN, give me the VIN.com.
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If give me the VIN doesn't beat a CarMax or Carvana deal,
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You bet I'm worth more.
I'm worth a little more.
We completely agree.
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Robert in Oklahoma with a high mileage, wore out truck.
I've never heard of such out of the state of Oklahoma.
Robert, you're one of a kind.
Well, man, I appreciate it, but I'm not an Opie.
You're in.
OK.
Well, the hard-ass Oklahoman with their high mileage truck
is definitely part of our life, and we deal with it on an
hourly basis.
Where are you from originally?
Arkansas.
What part of Arkansas?
How far from the border?
Well, I grew up around Central Arkansas, but I'm out in
Western Oklahoma now.
Like up in the oil field deal?
What's it called?
Oh, God, what's Canadian Oklahoma?
No, that's Texas.
Well, I mean Canadian County, Oklahoma right now.
So you're in the oil field?
Yes, sir.
Gotcha.
So this thing spent its life in oil field?
No.
It's been a pavement princess.
So we've got a 2015 F-250 gas with 187,000 brown paint extended cab, short bed, FX4
Gooseneck flatbed on it once 12.5.
Mike, I don't know the market on this truck off the top of my head, a 15 gas extended
cab flatbed four wheel drive, a pavement princess, but 190 on the miles.
I'm thinking eight grand, but 12.5 doesn't sound crazy wrong.
I really don't know.
Do you know?
Is it a crew cab?
No, extended cab, a short bed extended cab.
Bring around 10.
Yeah.
Yeah, right around there.
Do me a favor.
I'm thinking eight.
He's thinking 10.
Send us pictures of it.
And let's take a look.
I'll do it.
I appreciate it.
Hey, John.
Hey, so you got a hog problem?
Yes.
Okay.
I got a plug for you.
You need to look up four Buster hog traps.
They're manufactured here at Thomas, Oklahoma at WWLifestock Manufacturing.
And I've trapped a lot of hogs with them caught 20, 30 at a time, so they're pretty efficient.
Like was that like, like at one o'clock or when the bar closed at 205?
Oh, probably about three o'clock.
Okay.
That's what they should do at the bars when you close them down is just drop one of those
hog traps down over tables and like, okay, that could be like the stick of the bar like
over each table.
It's got a hog trap.
And if there's a group of drunk women and they're still there and they drop that hog
trap down, it'd be fun.
All right, we'll bear it back.
That's right.
I nap after sex.
Every guy does, right, fellas?
Every guy falls asleep.
It's like a chemical knocks you out.
Come on, guys.
Ever start nodding out after sex?
It's always when your woman is wide awake and wants to share her feelings.
Does that go for two gay guys?
I'm done.
Me too.
That's convenient.
One or two lesbians stay up all night sharing her feelings.
I'll investigate and get back to you.
Let's get back to the John Clay Wolf Show.
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Yo, give me the VIN motherfu-
Breeders.
Those are the breeders.
The Deal Sisters.
They were the twins.
Totally badass.
And they were part of the Pixies.
And this is probably from 92 or 3.
Wow.
Check out the rockology on top.
It's a good album, actually.
Man, I'm limping a little more today than normal.
What'd you do?
I went yesterday morning a friend of mine.
I took a John day.
Did you try to get a hold of me yesterday, Turley?
I did not, no.
Okay, thank you.
And nobody did because I did not have my phone from 8.30 in the morning until 5.30 in the afternoon.
Did it feel weird?
I think that's the first time in, I don't know, 20 years or so.
It didn't feel weird because I was busy the whole time.
I went to a clinic, a Enduro, hard Enduro clinic, motocross thing.
Not motocross, but trail riding.
This guy named Rich Larson is an instructor.
He's kind of a celebrated guy.
And a friend of mine hired him to come out to his ranch and put on a private clinic for about six of us.
And he paid for it.
Damn.
I know.
So I got to go to somebody else's place and somebody else's foot in the bill.
That was what was weird.
For you, yeah.
Because normally it's me.
Yeah.
People reaching into your pockets.
Well, I mean, I mean, I offer it, but he offered it too.
So when he offered, I'm like, hey, I know how this feels.
I'm not going to argue with you.
I'm in.
Yeah.
So what did you learn?
A lot about clutch.
But this started at 8.30 and went until 5.30.
And we stopped and ate like ham sandwiches for lunch real fast.
It was long, dude.
I mean, I was beat.
And we didn't really ride that much.
I mean, we rode, but we didn't.
It wasn't like, I thought we were going to go ride.
Sure.
And like get to sections of the trail and figure out how to go faster.
And that was not what this was.
This was close to sit down classroom.
I was going to ask you how much classroom.
But on your bike, see, we're sitting on your bike all day.
He would talk and then we would go do the drill.
And he would talk and we'd go do the drill.
And he was working on clutch control and different RPM control and balance, balance, balance.
He, he like dug a hole for everybody to put the front tire in.
Okay.
And he wanted us to be able to sit there and balance.
Like you put your front tire in, which gives a little resistance and stand on the bike and balance without it running,
which sounds impossible, but he showed us how to do it.
And by the end of the thing, we could also, you could stand there and then,
and then you put your back tire in, which was less.
And then he get it to where you're just against the wall and you could balance without,
without the bike running.
And it was just, it was just a lot of fine tune skills, but it was just a, it was a pain in the ass.
It was a beat.
Yeah.
But it was good for you.
But it was, it was like, by, at the end of the day, like come up to one of those logs and pop your tire up and put your foot down,
all this different technique.
And I fell so stupid one time and the bike came down and landed on my femur and it punched it.
And I was like, oh my God, if I just broke my leg, I will kill somebody.
And, and I'm so little sore today.
Okay.
Just sore.
Just sore.
But you're not going to go to the doctor find out if it's worse, right?
It's not broke.
No, it's just, it just hurts.
You did that with his foot.
It just hurts.
Yeah.
But yeah, it was, it was, it was a good day.
Thanks, John Scott.
That was great in the guys and we had a good time.
What a blast.
You deserve that, man.
You work so hard.
Seven hour ride, man.
Nine days a week.
Was it seven hours?
I didn't count it.
Something like, I mean, it was a lot.
But we got to the point like where he's, you know, wheeling up on these crazy levels,
like, like Ollie and the bike up four foot on a wall and teachers had to this.
And I was like, you know, and after I fell, I was like, they went on for another hour.
Wow.
And I'm like, I was getting tired.
I'm like, I don't want to know how to do that.
I'm done.
I got it.
I was like, I don't want to have the skills to do that because then I will want to do
it and I'm so happy to be riding again after my injury.
I don't need to.
I'm real happy where I'm at.
Don't need to push it.
Nah.
I said, I'm going to go because I was getting tired.
I said, I just felt something stupid and I'm just going to call it a day and I appreciate
it.
And he was cool.
Cool.
That's kind of a relief.
Which that's kind of what caused your, your traumatic accident.
First time was that, that, yeah, that jumping and landing.
Yeah.
And all this time you've been slowly getting back and back and you've accepted the fact
that you're going to have minor injuries right here and there, right.
But that's going back to the jumping and ramping and landing.
Again, that's the main line, buddy.
Yeah.
Don't shoot the stuff up.
No.
And there was this one thing that nobody did in where you hit a log.
So there's a, we're talking about motorcycle training guys, if you just tune in.
So have you ever watched these hard endurals?
Oh, sure.
Yeah.
So there's logs, right?
Yeah.
Two foot, three foot high.
And how do you take them?
And what he taught us is you just drive right into it and slam into it and let the suspension
pop you.
And I was probably the best at it in the group and, and then there's a double, right?
So you hit one and it throws you up and you clear the next one.
And I was staring at that and nobody did it.
I'm like, I could absolutely do this and, and I said, you know, I can do this, right?
He said, yeah.
I said, should I do it?
He said, it's up to you.
And I was, I was staying, I looked at this thing forever and I'm like, why am I not
doing this?
And I'm like, because I told myself I wouldn't do this because to do this, you've got to
go and you got to pop pretty hard.
And I said, it's, and if I didn't make it, it's nothing, but I just, I didn't do it.
So the P in me is coming out.
Not like, no, it's not like you're like, like Kitty cat.
I understand.
But it's just like, I think I'm going to go do it when nobody's looking.
Why?
It's not because if I did it, if I did it yesterday, it was like, I'm showing off in
front of everybody that I can do it.
Oh, okay.
And I mean, that's the, that's the urge I was trying to control.
To me, I can do it.
I was trying to control.
Got it.
I was like, I don't need to do this to show.
I want to do it.
Sure.
Cause I've got some show off in me.
Part of it is show off.
And there's no question I could do it.
And I watched him do it.
Forte and I didn't do this, but I was like, ever do it.
No, I'm going to go back out there in the dark and do it when nobody's looking.
It's hilarious.
But it was fun.
It was a, it was a interesting day.
I just haven't taken that much time off and I don't know how long.
I can't imagine you being all day without your phone.
You sit here on the, you sit here on the radio talking with us and doing stuff on
the phone.
I see you do it working.
I'm a, I'm a constantly workaholic.
Speaking of workaholics, what do you have in the news, JD?
We have news workaholic.
I'm a news workaholic.
Speaking of workaholics, the PR people for jelly roll are the hardest working people
in the world.
If he burps, they have a, they have a sound clip for it this week.
Actually, it's kind of a big deal.
He was the 77th person to be inaugurated into the Grand Old Opry.
He was very excited.
He was, as we all know, uh, he actually in true country boys style gave all his
appreciation to the Lord and his mama cut too.
I don't deserve this.
I don't deserve to be on the stage.
You're right.
Can you just cut it off?
I don't deserve the grace that God gave me, but I think that's the best part.
None of us do.
Right.
You could show up on his doorstep with all of your problems.
He said, it's okay.
You don't have to listen to the judgmental Christians about how you live in your
life.
You can read your own Bible and you can have your own relationship with Jesus.
Amen.
Amen.
Jelly Roll appreaches.
What is that coming?
Tell the story on every project.
Jelly Roll will be on a jet airplane, just like preplo dollar.
It's more important for you to hear it, that I would never have cared to write the
kind of songs that I write.
If you wouldn't have kept me up all night in that kitchen and made me listen to
music and made me appreciate lyrics.
You made me listen to the song mom and you didn't know it, but you changed my
life because of that.
There you go.
77th and the Grand Old Opry.
It's cool that he shot on his car.
My dad, I'd like to thank you for yelling at me to turn off that MTV.
I ended up in prison, mama, but it's okay.
Mama tried.
Right.
Then his wife did a, did a, she just released her audio book.
My wife listened to it.
She said it's the best ever.
She would, she didn't like her either.
Now she really has a new respect.
She loves her.
Really?
Yeah.
These people are on it.
Oh, thank God.
I mean, this is their time.
You know, you can say whatever you want.
These come from nothing in prison to be where he is.
That's quite amazing to be, I mean, listen to the Grand Old
Opry, I'm not going to call him stodgy or exclusionary, but for a jelly roll
to go into the Grand Old Opry.
I mean, that's a feat to be, you know, how long it took Charlie Daniels to
get in the Grand Old Opry?
No, 40 years.
It's, I mean, and I'm not saying he's playing it, but the God card helps with
the Grand Old Opry.
You are.
It does.
It doesn't hurt.
I mean, I'm just, that's just the fact.
He's good for sure.
Very good.
And his, his spirit is true to his God.
I just wish he wouldn't preach all the time.
I know, I know.
With, I agree with you with Garth Brooks.
I totally agree with you that he puts on a big act.
I've seen him do it.
I've seen him do it offstage, backstage when he's talking to people.
The whole, I really care about you.
I care about you.
Garth, yeah, but did you catch the cadence in jelly roll when he got, when he
got going, when he got wound up about that, about his, his Jesus thing?
It's, it's real, dude.
Listen, there's a, there's a preacher waiting to get out of that.
Yeah.
It comes from his heart.
Oh, he'll, he'll, he definitely will be preaching.
I mean, he already is six, eight, six, eight time signature man.
With his, with his music, stop that.
No, I mean, that's what preachers do.
You've been to church.
You ever been to church?
I've once or twice.
You ever been to good ones?
Yes.
That's what they do.
What do they do?
You got to come out and take, when you take your Bible, open it wide and look at
the words, but it ain't the words in the book that do you.
It's the words in your heart and your head where you find Jesus.
See, but I can tell that's not coming from your heart.
That's not coming from your heart.
Reference, it may be.
It may not be.
Maybe.
No, it's fake.
Don't you judge me.
You white Lily.
It's Garth Brooks.
You just played Garth Brooks on us.
Garth Brooks doesn't preach, man.
No, he doesn't.
But he's fake.
He cries and he opens.
He opens himself to you.
He supplements.
Supplements.
Yeah.
Supplements.
Is that a word?
I don't know what Brother Bobo was trying to talk about right now.
He's, he's sound like he could, maybe he could do it.
You think?
If there was a little money in it.
Yeah, that's it.
But there ain't no money in it for the first 40 years.
Took you that long to get cash.
I hope you like pork and beans, Bobo.
But you're doing pretty well now.
Well, I do good.
You do good.
I'm the legendary Reverend Chalk.
I know, I saw.
You know, on the West side of town.
Yes, sir.
Everybody know they come to me, I help you.
Lord, Lord.
Because I got the jack to do it.
Yeah.
Me and Miss Mary Elizabeth playing that organ.
Oh, you put yourself up there with T.T.D.
Jakes.
I don't put myself nowhere.
The good Lord doesn't put me as self.
I got you.
OK.
That's a job.
That's a job I do.
My bad.
I don't get you on my bad side.
And I think you know that.
I know that.
Praise God.
Reverend Charles, can you take us out to break?
Lord.
Lord, Lord.
You know, like anybody else, we don't ever know
where we come from, where we're going to go.
But we're going to try with your grace and your love
and your eminently Saturday style.
I feel the power.
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So Bam Adebeo from Miami scored 83 points
in a basketball game himself.
Yeah.
He's been a guy that only scores like 19 a game.
Yeah.
So it's very weird that he's the guy that just went off.
So you have some conspiracy theory
that he had a special drug?
No, no, I just think.
But the name like Bam, it was supposed to happen.
I think it's one of those things where it's like
a lot of these guys could do it
if they just get fed the ball.
Right, right.
And it's just, I don't know if maybe he had something going on
or Miami needs a little publicity heat.
And they're like, hey, let's go.
Just you get the ball every time down and score
and you had the hot hand.
So it is a big feat.
Will Chamberlain's record is 100 points, is that correct?
So how did he make history on Tuesday
if Will had the 100 and this guy had 83?
Well, it's history because he's-
He's number two.
Yeah, number two.
OK.
Kobe's number three.
Just to have his name between Will and Kobe is crazy.
Cut five.
Let's hear it.
Let's see here.
Bam.
83 points for Bam Adebeo.
He will come out of the game and hear it from the crowd.
The second highest scoring game in NBA history.
Second will lead to Will Chamberlain's 100 point
game in Hershey, Pennsylvania against the New York
Knacks when he was playing for Philadelphia.
Did he just say Indian history?
Is this guy an Indian?
NBA.
Oh.
NBA history.
Like I said.
The Indians play basketball?
I don't know, John.
I mean, maybe?
They can't.
Like American Indians.
I'm Pakistani Indians.
There's two different kind of Indians.
But now I'm thinking about it.
There's not a lot of Indians on either side
on the basketball courts.
That's the beautiful thing about sports and athletics, though,
is that anybody can do.
Why are Asians little?
Native Americans have a long significant history
in basketball, often using it as a physical and mental refuge
in the early 1900s.
So yes, John, you are correct.
Did they have a fiberglass backboard?
It developed into a unique fast-paced style
known as res ball, like reservation for the reservation ball.
So you never saw a road to El Dorado?
Never did see that one.
The Mayans are playing basketball down in South America.
I didn't see it.
Ask if there's an NBA player from, I guess, that native region.
Native, what's called Oklahoma, don't ask.
Don't ask me to do the voice, because we've
no, we're not doing that.
Sim Boulard became the first player of Indian descent
to play in the NBA in 2015 for the Sacramento Kings.
Sim, S-I-M, Boulard, B-U-H-U-L-L-A-R.
I've seen some tall Indians.
You ever heard of Big Head Todd and the Monsters?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That dude's about seven foot.
I think he's Indian.
I bet he dunk his ass off.
Yeah.
I mean, if you can't dunk if you're seven foot,
then you got problems.
That's right.
Come on.
That's a you problem.
Oh, my God.
My favorite scene from one floor over the cuckoo's nest,
man, is Jack trying to get the guy to just stay
under the basket.
Stay under the basket.
Staying right here, chief.
I'm going to throw you the ball.
And just staying right there and put the ball in the hole.
Put the ball in the hole, chief.
That's great.
Who was the Asian guy that was so tall in Houston?
Yao Ming.
Yeah, is he still around?
I mean, he's around.
He's not playing now.
He's retired.
Was he too tall, though, like where he was kind of clumpy?
I mean, he was athletic for his size,
but it caught up to him.
Just like Wemby.
I mean, he's, but see the difference with Wemby is skinny.
So he can play with that weight where Yao Ming,
he couldn't play with that weight too long.
Was he an asset to the Houston Rockets?
Yeah, they were good.
Yeah, they were really good when he was there.
That was a time, yeah.
What do you stand under the basket they throw on the ball
and you just put it in?
Pretty much.
I mean, that's that's it was like he's seven five.
Isn't that kind of cheating?
No, that's just basketball.
You're on your feet.
That's why Wemby, if you've watched Wemby and the Spurs,
he's really athletic.
How tall is he?
I think he's at least seven five.
Well, I think, yeah, I mean,
Is he an Indian?
No, he's French.
Hmm.
France.
France.
Is he a jerk?
Most Frenchmen are kind of.
No, but he's, he should be the face of NBA.
And he's a guy.
Seven, seven, four.
Okay.
And two, 35.
If they just gave him the ball every time,
he'd score a hundred points too.
I mean, there's a lot of guys in the NBA can do it.
That's why it's kind of odd that he was the one that gets 83.
By the Mavericks, any good?
I have not kept up.
No.
They suck.
Yeah.
Cooper flag's cool, but he's up and coming,
but they're playing for a lot of repick.
So yeah.
Who's going to win the, who are your top 14?
I know nothing about the NBA this year.
Who's top four?
Anybody know anything?
Carolina is peaking early this season,
but they won a lot of games.
The Hornets, yeah, that's not going to stand though.
They've got a great early season record though.
Yeah.
The Thunder is going to repeat.
Detroit Pistons, San Antonio Spurs,
and the Boston Celtics.
Celtics are good.
Pistons, I don't think they'll make it to the championship
or probably be Celtics versus, I'm hoping Spurs,
but Oklahoma City's really good.
I mean, SGA is, he's another guy.
He's scored.
Who's SGA?
Talk to me like I'm stupid because I am.
He's, how do you pronounce his name now?
It's a, I call him SGA.
Okay, that's fine.
Let's go with that.
Anyway, he scores 20 points in 127 games consecutively.
So he's always getting at least 20 points.
Is he an Indian?
Shay Gilgis Alexander.
He's not, no, he's Canadian actually.
I want a superstar Indian.
I want to sponsor him.
I'm so stuck on him.
Because I just like,
I like to see people break through to molds.
Yeah, it's not an Indian underdog thing.
It's just like, you know, hey man, we can,
we know those guys are good.
We can do it too.
You know those guys are good.
Is there an Indian League in Oklahoma?
No. I don't know.
But you just said, guess who, guess who Mike just picked
as the winner of the NBA this year.
Oklahoma City, but that doesn't mean they're NBA.
Yes it does.
It's got a lot to do with it.
There's some, there's, there's, yes it does.
See, I'm already right.
I'm already right.
800, 800, 700.
How about that?
There is a sport though.
You need you to tune into.
It's called partial arts.
Okay.
Partial arts.
Look it up.
It's literally.
It's not for people with limb amputations, is it?
Yes, it is.
They have no arms or maybe no legs in there.
It's martial arts, but they call it partial arts.
A specialized adaptation of martial arts
designed for individuals with physical disabilities
or paralysis.
I could do that.
It's wild.
Like you're seeing just two guys with no arms just kicking.
That's all they can do is kick each other or,
and they fall down.
It's interesting trying to see them get up.
Do they have to get rolled back up?
Yeah.
They have to figure a way to get up.
I'm watching this right now on YouTube.
This is crazy.
It's not crazy.
I mean, it's what they want to be doing.
It's cool that they have an event like that,
but didn't you think about it?
How do you wait?
Like you got to wait for somebody to match up your weight
class?
How many people don't have arms?
I think it's more an arm length or,
they don't have arms.
Got no arms.
Do they ever get like, if you got Bob,
you know what you call a guy with no legs and no arms
and a swim pool, same as Bob, if he's.
What's it got at the front door?
Matt.
So do they roll on each other?
I just roll on each other?
I haven't seen that.
It's usually either they don't have any arms
or they don't have legs.
It's one of the two that I've seen.
Why are you smiling?
This is not funny.
You better quit that.
Look at me, boy.
This is not, you better grow up straight up right now.
It's entertaining.
I'm saying you want something to be entertained in sports
right now, cause it's kind of the downtime.
The brackets, uh, college basketball is coming up
in a week, but just check this out.
Partial arts.
And is the gay hockey thing real or is that just for fun?
That's some TV show.
It's just a TV show, man.
Is it?
Hockey!
Hockey!
Oh, we love to fight.
800-800-702.
Partial arts.
800-800-702-34.
800-800 Raiders would call a number.
So do they have contests?
Yes.
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
This is, it's, can you get it on cable TV?
I mean, I think they need to put it on.
If they've got curling on to Olympic sports.
I just don't know how many weight classes,
like you have to wait like six years
for somebody to lose some arms to make your weight class.
You know what I mean?
Because they have to match up by weight.
In martial arts, that's what you do.
You, it's weight class.
So you're not fighting a 600, you know what I mean?
A 600, but a 300 pound guy with no arms versus a 100.
Did you ever see the guys doing ping pong
without any arms that are holding it in their mouth?
No, that's amazing.
And they're good.
They beat you and me, the good ones.
Oh, I'm sure.
That would be another sport to watch.
My dad has a friend named Thackerson
who can play a fiddle and he's got no fingers
on his left hand.
Well, how's he do that?
I don't know.
But he does, he nubs it, nubs it.
So he's got a little baby finger and fiddle's hard to play.
Like, yeah, no, he's bowing the hell out of it, yeah.
Sounds like a Cheech and Chong bit.
How's he do that, man?
It's absolutely true.
He's won so many grandmasters at fiddle contests
over the years, yeah.
That's bull.
Yeah.
No, I'll send you a link, man.
I'll send you a link.
It's true.
My friend Tony Thackerson is like uncle.
Big head Todd is playing in weight class.
Like on a Tuesday in a week or something.
We should have him come over and play some basketball.
There's your Indian dream.
We'll be right back with him's chocolate.
Just put it in the basket, chief.
Put it in the basket.
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Morning, everybody.
If you're just tuning in, my name's John Cleo Wolf.
We've got Bobbo, JD Turley right here on the air.
And this is our little Saturday morning ditty we do all over
the country.
It'll be 20 years this June, which is when I've said I'm
going to quit.
When are you going to quit?
So we've got three months left?
Three.
OK.
But wait, April, May, June.
I think it's June.
It's either June or July.
We've got to set the day of the last show.
Women.
Women.
Flags.
Red flags.
Red flags.
When you're dating.
Women.
Women love talking about red flags for men that they should not
be dating or when they first start dating, the red flags pop up
behaviors like being a guy's secretive all the time.
If he's, you know, if he's criticizing his ex.
If you're sitting at a first day going, all he can talk about
is his ex-wife.
Red flag, red flag.
This woman, this woman we're about to hear from.
OK.
I'll leave it at that.
Took to TikTok to say that men who prefer meat, men that eat
meat are definitely a red flag.
Listen to her.
Cut number four.
The way that a man views vegetarianism, veganism, tofu reflects how they
view women.
I think that if you can't reduce your meat intake, you are selfish.
What do you mean you can't just have a veggie burger once in a while?
I had a bacon sandwich this morning, but I still feel so guilty.
Meat isn't that good for you.
The idea of not getting enough protein.
That really reminds me of toxic masculinity.
Oh, did that whole sound bite is a red flag?
Anybody sent anything like that?
I would not see again.
Yeah.
She's probably right, though.
About what?
Just, I mean, you know, there's a hard ass guy like, shut up, woman.
I'm going to eat what I want to eat.
So you're saying that generally I'm a steak?
I am a green with her.
You are.
I'm agreeing with her, but she's wrong about that.
That guy would be very entertaining.
That's a normal guy.
She wants a sissy boy.
Clearly.
Yeah.
So it's a red flag to her.
To her.
It's a red flag to her.
Right.
And you need to consider the emotions and feelings of other people besides
the way that you view the world, JD Ryan.
But if you're sending you to dinner and I have a steak, that's a big red flag to you.
To her.
To her.
Because she doesn't want a guy like you.
Okay.
That spends all the family money on what?
Ammunition.
JD, how many rounds of ammunition do you have?
I don't count them, but it's 50,000.
About like that.
And how many guns do you have?
A bunch.
Okay.
So she can't buy her stuff because you've got to hold money for ammunition and
steaks and redneck stuff.
She needs nothing.
That woman should be happy just to be with me.
So could that be a red flag for women if you own an arsenal?
Yeah, probably.
Wow.
We're all in trouble.
We're all in trouble.
What about red flags for guys?
I used to do this when I would date a girl.
You go to the department for the first time.
Open.
I'm sure I'm not the only one to think of this.
Open the medicine cabinet.
If there's more than one antidepressant.
Oh, but you'll take one.
See, one's okay.
But if there's two, two mood altering chemicals in the medicine cabinet.
You know you're getting laid that now.
JD's the sensei, man.
I can learn so much from you.
Dude, you just say that.
Of course you can go on their Facebook and look.
If there's just tons and tons of pictures and they're all her and
they're all with their boobs sticking out.
Right.
Okay.
It's fun for a night.
Do you sneak into their underwear door and see?
Where else do you pry?
Right.
Just medicine cabinet because it's easy.
You're going to the bathroom.
It's a very good clue.
You just open up the medicine cabinet and you see what she takes.
That's brilliant.
I got one for you.
Okay.
So at my age, most of the women that I date are going to have children.
At least one.
Of course.
Usually more than one.
Country girls.
When she's described, you know, and you go on a date and she's describing her
children and, you know, everything in her, you know, ex-husband relationship,
whatever.
There's a big difference between when she tells you a little
about their children's daddy.
Yes.
Or their children's daddies.
I'm just saying.
Very fine line.
Multiple baby daddies is a flag.
I'm just saying.
Yeah.
What about you, Turley?
A girl.
Let's see.
If somebody that in the morning and you're drinking some OJ and you notice that the OJ
has vodka in it.
Oh.
Yeah.
That's maybe for a part of your girl, but not somebody you're going to marry.
That's for damn sure.
Because you know there's some alcoholism coming there for sure.
Also, this is a car that's like a mess, like a support.
Like, you know, the, it just got makeup and just cups and just crap everywhere.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Cause you know she's going to be messy.
I mean, you just know it.
Cause I can't stand.
Yeah.
A messy car.
No.
That's a red flag too.
Those are just a couple.
Just right off the top of my head.
So messy clutter is an issue for you.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
No.
I despise clutter myself.
I hate like countertop appliances.
Really?
Yep.
Yeah.
So we noticed that.
Yeah.
It's a good way to do it though.
And you can't, it doesn't matter the size of your kitchen or how much counter space
you got.
That's a good way to do it.
You got, you got the toaster blender coffee machine.
Right.
All right.
The basics.
Now we've got these air fryers.
Air fryers.
They're a foot wide and a foot deep.
Yeah.
The toaster oven.
And then a mixer thingy.
Don't forget the dehydrator cause I've got to dry my own fruit and make my own jerky.
Don't forget the juicer.
The juicer.
Foot and a half by a foot and a half.
Yeah.
Juice, the juicer.
Juice have nothing to do with this conversation.
Juice.
This is not religious.
Stop it.
We're talking about clutter.
He's not a hater.
He's a Texan.
Boy.
He's the accidental racist.
Mama's ankles.
Oh.
You got to go straight to that.
Mama's ankles.
Mama's ankles.
There should be a country song.
There should be a country song called Mama's ankles.
Explain that.
Too big.
What is it?
Yeah.
It's big old fat ankles.
You can't out.
You can't out work out that.
No.
You can't.
Yeah.
If you're into big ankles, it's all fine.
That's a hard.
You're right.
But that's a hard line.
Kind of very uncharitable thing.
But if her mom has those big ankles, the woman may not have big ankles, but she will.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
And what all goes along with that.
But what if you're looking to breed an athlete, though, that would be a good sign.
There you go.
Big, you know, big ankles.
I would think.
Some people like cluttered early.
Some people like alcoholics.
They want an alcoholic so they can drink with the alcohol.
And look, I just, in the mom, if you're young guy, you're getting married, you need to look
at what moms, you need to look at mom's Instagram and mom's Facebook.
Yep.
Yeah.
Never thought of that.
Because all they're going to do is say they hate their mother.
They don't want to be anything like her.
They're just, I like, just like.
Not every time, but plenty.
Mama can't stay married.
Yeah.
That's another one.
Yeah.
You got that as a role model.
But you got to be the one that breaks the mold, though.
That's what, that's what I was thought.
He's like, yeah, you know, it's going to be different here.
She's, she's going to be, she's not going to be like mom.
I think Turley's covered his ass.
On that one I am.
His mother-in-law must have had it.
Hitting home.
Hitting close to home.
All fun and games to get hit close to home.
That's right.
Doesn't always work that way.
No.
Yeah.
The alcoholism is definitely something to keep an eye on.
Is she knocking back?
Any other phones?
I wonder if anybody out there like, it doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman.
I'll bet some of our listeners, our listeners, you know what a funky bunch they are.
Yes.
I'll bet some of them got some red flags.
Yeah, call in with your red flags on dating 800-800-7234-800, 800 radio, but do it quick
because the lighting rounds after that.
Who's the craziest chick you ever dated, JD?
Was it that Joy one?
Yeah, most likely.
And that was her fake name.
That was her air name.
That was her fake name.
Yeah, we'll leave it at that.
Did she try to kill you?
Yes.
That's cool.
Well, we went, I mean, it depends what you call kill.
She went and grabbed a knife and came at me with it.
So is she killing me?
Or was she just trying to scare me?
Or was she trying to make a point?
Like, did you do the old, like, handsay thing and grab the arm from the outside?
I did.
I spun her around and I grabbed her.
So she was facing away from me and wrestled her to the ground and talked to her calmly.
We're not going to do this.
You're going to put the knife down, put it down.
I'm getting hot.
Just listen to it.
I bet you'll have makeup sex.
I'm serious.
Just put it down.
It was grabbing.
I can't even remember what we were arguing about, but yeah, he grabbed a knife.
That's terrifying.
That's the one later that she just go, you know what?
I'm going to go to bed and I'm going to lock the bedroom.
Did you all wind up in bed that night?
I think you don't remember.
I truly don't.
If you were guessing.
No.
Hitting close to home.
Hitting close to home.
I bet we have some listeners with some good 800-800 radio.
800-872-34.
Screw the lightning round.
This is more interesting.
You've had people coming to you, I'm sure girls.
Come on.
My craziest girlfriend's dead.
No connection.
No.
She died of an abscess too.
I know dude.
That was the weirdest story.
She was a health freak.
I mean, I hadn't seen her in 20 years, but it was sad.
Was she ever aggressive toward you?
Oh God.
But she was drunk.
Yeah.
That's so far.
She'd get high on vodka and want to fight.
Just that simple.
And then tell people when you're holding them down,
trying to apprehend them from going nuts,
then the story gets while he beat me.
Right.
Like wait a minute.
I didn't beat you.
I held your arms over your head against a wall,
trying to keep you from killing me or yourself,
you crazy ass woman.
That ain't beaten.
Did that same one ever get out of the car in the freeway and walk?
Absolutely.
They always do that.
Absolutely.
God, they always do that.
Yep.
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What the heck did you find me from Mantis, New Hampshire?
Honestly, my co-worker just told me to call this number
and see if you'd buy my car.
New Hampshire.
How far of a drive is that to Boston?
About 45 minutes, an hour, if there's traffic.
It says that the dealer's offering you four grand
for 100,000 mile 11 Audi A4.
Is that right on trade?
Yeah, it's got about 90,000 miles on it.
And it's the dealership I work for.
I know I can get a little bit more private sale,
but I've had it up for so long,
and I'm honestly just trying to get rid of it before the winter.
I've got a question.
And this sounds really weird, but work with me, OK?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how good-looking are you?
Rate yourself.
Me?
Like, how good-looking I am or the car is?
You.
I told you I prefaced it, but this sounds weird,
but work with me.
OK.
I've got a reason for the question.
I've got a reason for the question this time.
There you go.
OK, that's what I thought.
I knew it.
OK, so you work at a car dealership,
and you're a flat-footed ace.
You're a really nice-looking broad.
How old are you?
OK, yeah.
I'm 21.
OK, there's no way in hell I'm going to outbid those people.
Zero chance.
There's no way on God's green earth
that I'm going to beat a dealership full of dogs
that are staring at this great-looking gal every day
that's wanting to sell their car.
No.
No, no, no.
I just go in there and tell them that you'll take $4,500 for it
and you're really lonely and need somebody to buy you a drink.
I mean, some of you will probably give you $5,000.
No.
Unfortunately, they're already offering me more than they should be.
I understand, right?
I'm looking at what the car is really worth.
I'm like, whoa, that dealership's hitting it hard.
And that's why I asked your ranking.
And when you told me in eight, I'm like,
this is all making perfect sense now.
Now, are you impregnated yet?
No.
OK, well, I can tell you this.
Are you the receptionist at a dealership?
No, I sell cars.
OK, because any lady under 27 years old works at a car dealership
and she scores over a seven, the time to fertilization
is typically six months.
How long have you been there?
I've been here a year, but I have a boyfriend
that's outside of this that doesn't work here.
OK, well, he's keeping the dogs off of you.
If you all ever break up, you'll be knocked up.
I don't know.
I'm going to call it 90 days.
I'll bet you 100.
Probably not.
Hopefully not.
OK, well, there's your answer.
Sell it to the dealership.
You have an advantage over me.
It has nothing to do with the value of the car.
Good job.
You're a great salesperson.
Thank you for calling in Macy.
Yeah, nice meeting you.
You too.
Bye-bye.
Thank you, Macy, for calling in.
And thank you, everybody, for being here.
And thank you for riding through this next song break
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We were talking about red flags when dating.
We have some people on hold that red flag stories.
Blake and Nashville, what's your red flag?
Hey, man, it's plantar fasciitis.
Thank you, Blake and Nashville.
Nancy, what's your red flag?
What?
California.
Hello?
Nancy, what's your, I got his joke.
What's your red flag when dating?
I think if you can't shoot a gun, you can't shoot a tire.
That's a red flag.
Oh.
And where in California do you live?
Because it can't be LA.
No, I'm in Ontario.
All right.
Down there where the real people are.
The salt of the earth people.
Yeah.
The working people.
Yeah.
Thank you, ma'am.
Yeah.
Kevin and Orlando, story about ex-wife will keep it PG rated.
Go ahead.
I'm trusting you.
All right.
So my red, I thank you.
I appreciate you on that one.
So my red flag is, is when she says to you,
I don't have to do that anymore because I'm married to you.
Just leave it at that.
So with that being said, I wait, no, I wait.
I'm 11 years married into it.
Joke.
Another red flag just before the divorce.
Yeah.
It's been 11 years.
I can take you for your money and everything else.
Like, okay.
Well, you know, I don't have money really anyway.
So anyhow, the divorce proceeding starts.
You try to get alimony and all that stuff.
Then I get into a motorcycle accident.
Die twice in the helicopter on eight mile helicopter ride to the trauma center.
Well, thank God I live.
But, you know, in between that time, because I couldn't pay child support.
I've got a question.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on pause.
Did you have the motorcycle wreck after or during the divorce?
In the middle of the divorce.
Okay, go ahead.
I walked in with a walker to finalize it.
So I finalized it.
Sounds familiar.
Yep.
So then, then proceeded, she goes to DOR and tries to have me, you know, locked up,
license suspended, everything you could possibly do for not paying child support.
Well, while I was in the hospital recuperating, thank God my lawyer went to, uh, back for
me in court and put on the 8-8 law, which is basically a motorcycle thing that, you know,
you're not, you're still responsible for the child support.
But, you know, you know, you can't be put in jail for it because you can't work like
the mom.
Anyhow, long story short, I ended up getting custody of both children.
Uh, any amount that I owed back was paid, was reversed and everything else.
Karma got her basically in, in long run, but yeah, those red flags for sure.
Yeah.
The first one I should have been gone, long gone.
The very first kid on the way.
So mine was sending me divorce, um, papers while I was at the hospital recovering on the
fax machine.
The nurses were bringing it into me.
That's same, same kind of deal.
Yeah.
I feel you.
My ex-wife, my ex-wife came in the hospital room and, uh, the girlfriend I had at the
time was all there with kids.
I got into this big argument to the point where I ended up getting a private room and I had
security had to clear every single human being who walked in my door.
Some of them were trying to heal.
And these people are causing a fight in here.
I mean, it's just a chaos all the way around the board.
Thank you.
Joe in Nevada, red flags.
Hey, John.
Good morning.
Uh, best red flag.
Uh, the work for me is, uh, if you, uh, meet a girl's mama and she's really big, really
fat, really ugly.
You like big fat ugly ones, do you?
Um, then that means he marries her 800-800-7234 Janelle on the road truck driver.
She likes mainly men and your red flag is what?
My red flags are men that don't eat meat, don't have firearms and cancer for ammunition.
Jackie and Dallas, what's your red flags?
Hey, so I'm, I'm on this first date with a paramedic, like it's whole family's doctors,
but I got the paramedic here and he says to me, just out of the blue.
Yeah.
I remember the first time I saw two people having sex and I stopped and I mean, we're
trying to have a romantic dinner here and he wants to talk about two people having sex
at night in a park that he came across.
I just thought that was the oddest dinner conversation.
Let me explain to you what that was.
Let me translate for you, Jackie.
He was looking, he was interested in having sex and he was looking for your reaction to
that story.
Yeah, I was dumbfounded, especially when after dinner he wants to take me for a walk.
Of course he did.
Yeah.
Red flag.
There's some boys in front of his skis.
I like him.
I like it.
I'm glad that James, she could, Melbourne Beach, Florida, James red flag.
All right.
I got one really quick.
Actually I got two hairstylists.
I've been married to two of them and dated a bunch.
They're a problem.
Next one.
Women who don't take care of their feet.
They don't care to take care of their feet.
They don't take care of any other part of their body.
So this is something he's learned.
My wife would say that about me.
Only for women.
That only goes for women.
Well, yeah.
I hear you.
All right.
Now she gets on my ass all the time about it because after my injury, I don't want to
gross anybody out.
Yeah.
But she's like, you just got to do something about these toenails.
They grew weird.
But it's hard for you to reach down there.
It's not that.
No, I can reach down there.
But they just, they're just screwed up.
Yeah.
Because of the circulation.
It's not the prettiest thing in the world.
If anybody'd like to see, I could put them on the camera right now.
So you don't go for a petty anytime, do you?
I mean, it's just, it's just, my toenails don't get enough circulation because of my
injury.
Can we take you to a petty place and see the reaction?
I mean, it's not that bad.
Oh, it's not that bad.
Okay.
I was like, if you're saying it's like bad.
No, it's not like in a tribal African.
No.
No.
Trunk car.
Trunk car.
Trunk car.
Right.
Philip in Pennsylvania.
What you got?
Hey, John Clay.
Hey, man.
Nice talking to you.
I love your show.
I call all the time.
I'm in the Wolfpack members.
Oh, good.
I'm in Pennsylvania.
But I wanted to ask you, like one time, I mean, I'm from Houston named, when I was
in Houston, I went to the car show down there at the arena and I met these, these girls,
these clippers one time and we took them home.
I made a mistake dinner and I, I was sitting on the couch and I asked her to put her feet
up.
Let me massage him.
And man, her feet stink.
And that was the worst.
Like I told her to go wait outside.
That was it.
Get out.
Get out now.
Your feet stink.
Wow.
I mean, that's two feet ones there.
Yeah.
Feeds a big deal.
So Corolla and Nugent were in here last Sunday taping episode of the Adam Corolla show and
they were getting, Bobbo was running the board.
I haven't watched the episode yet.
I really wouldn't even listen to that after I'd watch it soon.
It's posted on Adam's channel, but wasn't there a piece about the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame?
They talked a lot of music on the show.
I picked up a little clip.
They were discussing whether, basically whether, whether Joan Jett should be in the Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame.
Yeah.
Now, speaking of identity politics, I think someone like Joan Jett is only in the Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame because she's a female and because she's a lesbian.
I think if you remove that, then you just have someone who played two crappy cover songs
for hits and that's the reason she's in there.
As a matter of fact, there's no other logical reason she's in there.
But if it's just merit, then Ted Nugent is in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Joan
Jett is in.
I know you like shocks in life.
I'm going to shock you because I think Joan Jett should be in the Rock and Roll Hall of
Fame just because of her music, but not yet.
I love Joan Jett.
She's a garage band, dirty, nasty, uppity.
She's my favorite lesbian and some of my greatest memories include lesbians.
The point is, is that she's not in the top 100 guitar playlist because I've got a hundred
guitar players that are really virtuosos and adventurous and creative.
Right, but Rolling Stone has to...
That's why.
That's why.
That's why.
Those p****.
They have her in the top 100 guitarist?
I don't know.
But she's in the...
The argument was, why is Ted Nugent not the whole thing?
Yes, she does.
We had a...
What's your favorite line of that clip?
She's my favorite lesbian.
Some of my best memories are with lesbians.
Did you guys say...
Yes.
Well, he's a man about town, Ted.
Right.
He'll eat red meat.
He's not all primitive.
He'll eat red meat.
Yes, you are.
How long did that go on?
How long did they do that interview up here?
An hour and 15.
Oh.
Now, it took a couple hours because you know how the entourage came in slowly, slowly.
Right.
We're setting up and Ted brought a guitar and we had to figure out how to mic that and
get it in.
Right.
And so it was an operation.
I was very satisfied by how that came out.
Anytime we do that in the studio, I would plan for the guitar to be hot.
I should have thought of that.
Yeah.
Turley and I were discussing that.
It's...
You know.
I got you.
But it worked out.
The acoustic worked out.
Okay.
Some of my favorite memories are with lesbians.
His wife was pretty cool.
Very.
Ted's...
She's an old motocrosser.
Really?
Yeah.
I mean, I say old like she's some old rough hide that she's not.
She's super pretty.
And I wonder what the age spread is between them.
About 20.
Oh, she seems like something around 59 to me.
Yeah.
And he's obviously...
She's a solid 59.
He's 75 if he's a day.
Right.
You know, I mean, he's like...
He's Glenn Fry's age, right?
I think he's 77, isn't he?
You may be right.
Didn't he have a 77th birthday at Walnut Springs at the Roadhouse?
I made the mistake.
Chamin and Nugent is 64.
Wow.
Nobody introduced me to her because she kind of came in and stayed around and moved around
a lot and I was kind of stuck here so after.
I made the mistake of calling her Charlemagne.
I said, Charlemagne.
It's nice to meet you.
She said, Charlemagne's a good tribe.
My name's Charmaine.
Charmaine.
I was Linda's manager.
She's beautiful.
There's a Linda in the mix.
There's a lot of Nugent.
There's an entourage.
Foghead had a Linda, Linda Earl, married to Roger Earl and they're doing well.
I try and speak to them.
I could do without the Foghead drama again.
I mean, if they wanted to play again, I'd let them but I don't really need to mess with
them.
They were so uppity, dude.
A lot of those people.
Were they really?
Foghead?
Oh, God.
You wouldn't think.
The guys were fine when you talked to them but the pre-roll on dealing with them was
just so.
I want yellow M&M's, no brown M&M's, don't, yeah, the right, and just all the B.S. and
then.
For Foghead.
It's Foghead, man.
Okay.
I just want to make love to you.
Is that one of their songs?
Yeah, you're past the yellow M&M stage.
Right.
Sorry.
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This war thing is heating up.
Yeah, every day.
So the new regime, you know, we killed their leader, I almost said the Shaw, but it's not
One of the many.
I told her.
Yeah.
The new guys got something to prove.
Apparently.
So he, and I was watching a deal last night on that diary of a CEO podcast I watched,
and it was talking a guy that has been prepping the president's, the White House, for the
past 25 years on the Iran situation, so he's the expert, and he was, he was laying it out
pretty clean.
He's been running simulations on this for 20 years, so this has been coming and coming
and coming.
Is it John Bolton?
No, I don't know.
But yeah, it's John Bolton.
Okay.
Sure.
He knows Iran.
Yeah.
But, you know, he claims that they've got enough nuclear material to make 16 missiles.
See, that's the weird part, too.
Didn't we just blow all that stuff up a couple of months ago?
Iran is about a third of the size of the U.S., I believe, which is pretty big.
There's plenty of places to hide stuff.
All right.
It's the former Persian Empire, so they're saying they had enough stuff to make nuclear
bombs and that they could send them anywhere, so we had to stop this.
Right.
This has been going on 50 years.
Yeah.
It's not new.
Well, gas prices are new, and I think it's like eight bucks a gallon in LA right now.
Oh!
You know, they've got about $2 a gallon on tax.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's always high.
There were six bucks before.
When we had three, there were six.
Right.
They've got two bucks a gallon on just tax, Cali tax, eight bucks a gallon, and then diesel
fuel like our transporters for giving them in.
Can't even imagine.
The bid's all changed because diesel's pushing 450, five bucks.
450, five bucks.
Yeah.
Wow.
And that goes into all your products.
Everything.
Transpor and merchandising.
Yeah.
Amazon deliveries.
Commercial airliners.
Trams, airlines.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The fuel thing.
But people are saying that's going to go up and then come back down.
Well, people are right if we get this handled.
Get it handled.
And then I think the...
Straight up.
The OPEC or whomever released a gazillion gallons of oil to try to slow it down.
Yep.
So.
400 million barrels.
It was 200 or 400 million.
A lot.
A lot.
That straight whore moves.
You know, I've never really studied in on purpose.
Like I'm big in geography, love maps, right?
But that is, that is.
I mean, you think...
It's tiny.
You think the straight edge of Braulter has no width.
I mean, this is, yeah, just tiny getting through that bottleneck and they're, you know,
they're laying mines.
You know, we're going to, the U.S. Navy is going to have to...
Get involved.
Do you think?
Yeah.
Escort some of those tankers out of there, I think.
Could you imagine if you were jet skiing out there and you hit one of those?
Oh, pow!
I mean, you would just fly.
Wouldn't take very long though.
Yeah.
Well, parts of you would.
Mark in Costa Mesa, California.
What's on your mind?
Hey, John.
How was that?
I mixed it last week.
Get it.
Jordan.
BWI.
Oh, your phone's breaking up.
We, uh...
Oh, man.
That sucks.
Okay.
Let me get out here.
I'm the VW guy that met you last weekend at the Jordan event.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How you doing, man?
It's great.
Got a bunch of guys wanting to do that Corolla event coming up.
They were asking if you were going to be there and, you know, we were talking about...
Oh, March 22nd.
Is that right?
Yeah.
Adam's going to do his thing on Sunday, on March 22nd, at the Jordan family collection.
I don't...
They invited me to come.
I don't know if I'm going to want to make it or not.
I've got a lot of California back and forth in my current schedule, and actually I'm going
back out there Monday.
Um, so I don't know if I'm going to make it or not, but he's going to be there.
I guess not.
Yeah.
It'll be fun.
I am doing a deal with the...
Let me get this straight.
So we're doing an auction for a kid's hospital in L.A. at some library in a month, and the
win is spend a day at Jay Leno's garage with Jay and myself.
Wow.
And I'm going to be broadcasting from Jay Leno's garage.
That's cool.
That's huge.
Next November.
Adam did this last year with Jay, and it raised 25 grand.
So that'll be cool.
That's very, very cool.
Yeah.
That'll be fun.
And maybe you guys can come along too.
I don't know.
I mean, this just got thrown on me two days ago.
I hadn't even thought about it, but like, do you want to do this?
Like, yes, we got time.
November's open.
Yeah.
We could do this.
Football season though.
It's football season.
I don't know.
But I'm sure there's something going on.
You know, I need to just put a rider together for Jay Leno of what I need.
What you need.
I need three big screen TVs, 85 minimum inch with NFL Network and College, you know, so
we can watch football while we're broadcasting.
Maybe go to an USC game while we're out there.
You know?
Maybe.
Yeah.
God forbid we just do a charity event.
Well, that's part of the charity.
Yeah.
I mean, we are foghead.
Yeah.
Right.
That'll be cool.
So, 800-800-7234-800-800-RADIO.
The video coming out on our YouTube channel at Noon Central today is a pretty cool one.
It's, I went to Alabama and Alabama and this guy passed away and he was kind of a hoarder
and his in-laws are selling it.
I asked him, I said, does this guy a hoarder?
He said, I'm not saying that.
And he was looking at me like, uh, because the brother in law is having to go through
this, but he had 75 cars and there's a handful of good ones that are in a contained environment.
Okay.
And there's a handful of bad ones that are outside for 20 years.
Sure.
Oh, wow.
And the son was sitting while we were there, so I was like, we got a hurry and it turned
into like the Blair Witch Project running around and I'm on the phone with my guy at
the office going through his spreadsheet.
He's calling off the last six digits of the VIN number so I can see if that's the car
we're looking at.
And I'm like, it ain't got in the junk, like a hundred bucks, 500 bucks, but there were
some real good ones and there were some real good ones with rust.
It's a pretty interesting collection of cars.
I think the video will be good and it goes up on, if you go to JCWShow.com, that connection
to our YouTube channel is put in John Clay Wolf and it goes up at, um, 12th central.
You just lost a listener?
Yeah.
You just lost a listener.
We were trying to get you on the phone.
The sports guy.
Did we get him on the phone?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Well, let's ask the, uh...
No, no, thumbs down.
We did not.
Thumbs down.
We can still do it.
Yeah.
I wanted to talk to this guy, but go ahead.
Okay.
Uh, this, we get letters throughout the week to Mr. John about different things, like
last week, somebody wanted you to buy a tune.
Mr. John, you sound like a Mexican.
Mr. John?
That's funny you say that because I was going to read this letter as a Spanish gentleman.
Go ahead.
Because it just seems like it should.
Didn't Mr. Wolf.
Mr. John.
Bobbo should do this.
Mr. John.
My name is Nicolo Ashford.
I am reaching out to you, uh, after much consideration, I feel you'd be perfect and a possible sponsor
to my extreme stunt.
I'm going to attempt this summer.
I'm an extreme stunt athlete, performer and actor, uh, now focused on something that
I've spent the last nine years training and prepping for.
My final extremes, my final...
This guy sounds old.
Extreme stunt.
Want to get my ass shot off?
I have performed throughout the world and do extreme stunts as part of that.
So here we go.
Guess what it's going to be?
He wants to catch a bullet in his hand.
That's right.
No magic.
No tricks.
No smokes.
No mirrors.
Uh, so why am I contacting you?
Well, I know you'd be an asset, John.
Also, this would be great for all of your platforms, there'd be thousands, maybe millions
of views.
Millions.
I'm already in talks with TBS and TMT to carry it on television.
I'll bet you anything he says he's already in talks with us too.
Lastly, I am free to come to Fort Worth and discuss this with you anytime.
Whatever you decide, I will be ready.
What does he want from me?
Please.
Sponsorship?
Let me know your thoughts.
Yes, sponsorship.
Money?
Yes, money.
Oh.
Records.
Nicola.
Hey, I can really do it, man.
I catch a bullet in my hand.
I know Asford's not a Mexican name.
Well, actually it's...
Nicola.
I can do it, man.
It don't matter.
Forty-five, thirty-eight, thirty-alt-six, he can shoot me with a crossbow.
Man, I'll catch you.
I'll catch you, all right?
I'll catch you with my teeth.
Get teeth.
I catch crossbow bolt with my ears.
No.
That's taken years of training.
I bet it has.
You call me.
We're going to be famous.
So, why don't you be the big sponsor of this, John?
Catch a bullet.
Catch a bullet in his hand from twelve feet.
Hey, let's call that guy a few more times, see if you can get him on the phone.
Call him over to your cell phone.
I mean, people don't answer phones from unidentified numbers anymore.
You might have to text him and let him know he'll get on the phone list.
You might not be able to pick up the phone because his hands shot off.
It could be the problem.
And then again, Mike, that's this summer.
Yeah.
You can't catch a bullet with your hand.
Okay.
There have been musicians who have done this bit for a hundred years.
Bit.
The bit.
The catching them in their teeth.
Right.
The bullet.
The bullet in the teeth thing.
Yeah, that's been, I mean, Penn and Teller did it.
Everybody's done it.
Well, it ain't going to be no bit if we're going to do it.
This is real.
Yeah, we'll do it out here at the shooting range.
Okay.
800-800-7234-800-800.
My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars The Radio from Eric's Best Carbide.
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Remember, go to JCWShow.com.
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After just a few days at his new job, he's begun to suspect that more than a few of his
coworkers are gay.
Several times as he's walked by, he's heard them comment, what an ass.
He thinks it's a shame that a country as big as China will never be a democracy.
Unfortunately for them, they just can't figure out how to hold an erection.
His ex-wife suggested he get himself one of those high-performance penis enlargers for
Christmas.
So he did.
She's 25 and her name is Candy.
He is the world's biggest son of a bitch.
Hey man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do, make mine a natty light tallboy.
Yeah, buddy.
Do you guys ever think about how old the dead people in your life would be now?
Yes.
I've been doing that lately.
It's just weird.
I've been thinking about my grandparents, my parents.
I don't know.
I guess because I'm 53 and I'm like, you know, how much longer do I have I got?
That's about the point.
It just started going, hey, we're in a minute.
There's more behind me than there are ahead of me.
Yeah, my grandmother would be 103.
My other one would be 109.
My grandfather that I never knew, he died of my namesake.
Yep.
He'd be 119.
Damn.
Right.
Holy hell.
Granddad.
My sister would be 57.
My mom would be 80.
My dead dad would be, what would my dad be?
I don't know.
He just passed a few years ago.
Yeah, but I mean, I think he would be 87 or something weird.
Time marches on.
It does.
My mom recently said, you know, I'm the same age my mom was when she died, like my nanny,
my grandmother.
Yeah.
And that floored me because I don't see my mom that, you know, your own parents, you
know, they're old and you know, there are changes, but you don't see them that old.
Right.
You know, I see my dad, I still see that same 25 year old man that will kick my ass.
I just see all the car collections coming out of all the people that are dying.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If you have a death in your family and you want to sell their cars, go to gimmethevend.com.
That is a very shameless plug.
That's all right.
But it is that, you know, a lot of these guys, there's a lot of big car collections around
the U.S.
Yeah.
All around the world.
And I've been, you know, with these YouTube videos, people have been contacting me about
them.
There's a lot.
There's a lot of guys.
There's a lot of crazy old.
Collect, collect, collect.
So you see my, my kind of, my car stack out here.
Yes.
I'm 53.
I've got my stack of cars out here.
And there's guys that did that in my age and it's 40 years later and they haven't moved
them.
They haven't touched them.
40 years.
So like y'all will be coming out here and it'll look just like this, but everything covered
in dust.
And though some prick will be coming out here, offered my kids half price for whatever I got
in it.
And they'll be like, yeah, get that stuff out of here.
Yeah.
Get out of here.
You've been here 40 years.
If you can make a move, take it.
If you can get it started.
Good luck.
I'll give it to you.
Yeah.
That's yeah.
How old were your parents when they passed, Turley?
My dad's still alive.
My mom was 60.
62.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
She was young.
That's young.
60s are 64.
Something like that.
How old are you going to be when you die?
That's not something I think about.
Good Lord.
You know, you're kind of into this recently.
It's been hitting you a lot.
I mean, you've talked about this- Well, I'm just now having fun.
I know.
Oh, that's it.
Oh, that makes sense.
Okay.
You're starting to have fun and you're going, when's it going to end?
It just got good and I don't want it to end.
It's not going to end, dude.
You're a long way.
My granddad died at 63.
My dad, my uncle died at like 63.
My mom died at 58.
That doesn't mean- Nothing to do with you.
Nothing.
Nothing.
You're a totally different person.
I hear that a lot.
But when you run your RPMs that high, it's just like an engine for that long like I have.
Okay.
It wears.
And your nervous system wears.
And I have run, and you've always been amazed.
I can't believe you can do it.
Well, your body will start pushing back and I'm really not feeling it yet, but it will.
I'm looking at it a different way.
You are so jazzed and you are so into everything.
You're not coasting.
People get into their fifties and they start coasting.
You are not coasting.
Opposite.
You're not even, you're opposite.
Your momentum alone is going to take you into 80.
I started this in my teens.
Like with the desire to do what I'm doing now.
And then I had that 10-year interruption.
I had that 10-year interruption with going broke and the divorce, which was started from
the injury.
Action.
You know, when I was paralyzed.
Yep.
And so I lost 10 years in my run.
And now, I mean, Turley, do you remember when we used to talk about, I used to talk about
how big my old thing was, the wholesale deal.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
It'll never be like that again.
And then this whole thing got bigger than, a lot bigger than that.
I don't think you ever said it would never be like that again.
That was never something that would come out of your mouth.
But you just, it was something you talked about.
It was like.
Yeah.
One point you said you're going to sell the radio equipment.
I thought you thought about it.
You didn't say you were going to do it.
I listed it out.
You're ready to sell it.
And just, you said, but I'm going to give this one more chance and do this the way I know
it needs to be done and look around.
It's a little backstory.
And I remember that to where my memory was, we sat down with an oil guy.
Do you remember this?
What?
No.
Tell me.
Okay.
So there was a guy that came in and he was going to train us how to do oil field stuff.
I don't know.
I was going to buy that oil field services equipment company.
And it's like, Hey, this is maybe what we're going to be doing if we don't do this radio.
If you guys want to do it, right?
You got to learn this safety equipment stuff like that.
Did you do it?
Yes.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
I remember sitting in that.
Did you get the PEA card?
Yeah.
A PC card?
I have no idea what I did with it.
It's for a hot site.
So we could be on an oil site.
Correct.
Oh yeah.
I remember the safety class.
I was like, All right.
Maybe.
I don't know.
Let's see what happens here.
See what happens.
Yeah.
That was, it was kind of.
Yeah.
I was serious.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
I know.
I remember it.
I was like, it was close.
Yeah.
It was close.
And then it was so in the invisible hand came and took me out of the way of an oncoming
train.
Yep.
Because the guy queered me on the deal.
Sure.
Um, I brought in a customer called Devin energy and I got his company and MSA and I had to
get that engaged before the bank would finance the purchase of his company.
And once I mirrored the pair of the two together, then his company was fixed.
And so he screwed me.
Got it.
And then the oil prices tanked.
I don't know.
Eight months later.
So you dodged a bullet.
And everybody went broke and like whatever year that was, was that about 10, 11, 12,
13 years ago, 13, 14.
Somewhere like, yeah.
So dodged a bullet because I would have been, I was taking on a lot of debt to do the purchase
on you.
I'd have been whacked.
So.
Here we are.
Yes.
You got so much momentum.
It's funny.
When people in the office occasionally go, you think John's going to sell the company
that he's going to retire because he could retire now and go, dude, no, absolutely not.
This is what jazz is him.
This is his gear.
I mean, this is.
Did you see all the Indians in the office?
The Jamaican bobsled team?
What was that about?
Did you see him?
Yes.
He's not a hater.
He's a Texan.
He's the accidental racist.
Jeff Carr, our CFO, our CFO said, your Jamaican bobsled.
You Jamaican bobsled team is in there in the meeting room.
They want to meet you.
And I'm like, what?
So this week we had all of the IT people that work for giving the Vin come to the office
to spend two weeks to get ready to launch our new IT product.
So we've been working on for three or four years.
It's been forever.
And I never met these people.
I hired them all.
Yeah.
But they're everywhere.
They're everywhere around the country.
But when they all congregated in one room, I'm like, I'll be damned.
I mean, there's a lot of Indians.
Yes.
And they're all from Indiana.
Indiana.
Indiana?
Indiana.
You think I'm making this up?
No, no.
I met Ahmed the other day.
Kind of.
You met or Ahmed?
I met Ahmed.
His name is Ahmed.
I got you.
I mean, he's walking out the door and walking in the door and said, hello there.
How are you?
He says, hello.
Right.
I'm Bobo.
He says, Bobo.
Here you are.
I'm at.
He said, how are you?
Good to see you.
I'm at.
Right.
Good to see you.
But there's these different AI specialists.
I am working on the database.
I am reprogramming the database.
And then we move the servers over to Linux servers.
And Monday morning, I think you guys are going to see the guys that work on the buying
crew are going to see a ridiculous change.
The speed is amazing.
Oh, good.
In our system.
The pictures load everything.
It's going to speed us up so much.
And then all the AI is going to probably roll out in April.
We're finishing the supercomputer training at the end of March.
That's what I can't wait for.
We take all of this training that we've done with this machine and we put it on a, it's
a Google machine and it costs about 50 grand and you compress it and it runs for about
a week and it trains the AI to be super fast.
We've got some serious ass money.
That's the deal.
Did you all see the thing?
Yeah.
Tell those people that you think John's going to sell the company.
Why in the hell would I have done all this?
That's exactly what I tell them.
That's exactly, almost word for word.
Did you all see the thing about the metaglasses?
Because you're talking about educating your AI, right?
The lady with the metaglass?
Have you seen the metaglasses that will record you?
I mean, it's like straight out of James Bond thing.
Yeah, imagine being in a personal relationship and somebody sits down with you and in this
case at a ballgame, her daughter's basketball game, he starts asking her questions.
She doesn't.
She doesn't even know she's being recorded.
He puts it up on the internet and they get how many million?
Two and a half million.
Two and a half million views and she's not happy about it.
Cut number three.
I recently found out that I was secretly recorded by metaglasses.
A month or so ago, I was at my daughter's basketball game and I thought she was just
introducing me to one of her friends.
After he had asked me a few questions, my daughter grabbed my arm and pulled me away
and that's when she whispered, he's wearing metaglasses.
I'm going to show you the clip.
I just want to let you know you're a very beautiful young lady.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah.
Oh, are you married?
I'm not.
You look very good.
I just want to let you know.
So let me ask you this, should people be allowed to film strangers with metaglasses without
telling them?
No.
Would you feel like that's an invasion of your privacy?
Yes.
Where is this tech going to take us in the future?
Would you be okay with this happening to you?
Would you be okay with your kids having a pair of these metaglasses?
So, you know how that's possible?
Because in Kenya, there are contractors taking raw feed, including video and audio from metaglasses
when they're dormant, when they're idle.
And so they're seeing and those contractors have said by their own word, they've seen
people using the bathroom, making love, getting dressed and undressed, all kinds of things
when the glasses are dormant, sitting like on a bedside table.
They can still watch them.
Yeah.
Somebody's watching you all the time.
Oh, somebody's watching.
The doorbell camps?
Unless you're doing something stupid and you're worried about our legal, then...
When you're in public, there is no reasonable right to privacy, unfortunately.
They're just not.
True.
If you're in public, then you can be recorded by somebody.
So the answer to your question is, should they be doing it?
No.
Can they legally?
Yes.
But you can tell the glasses, folks.
Kenya, what do they look like?
You can see the little dots on the sides of the brim, like are your glasses over here on
the top.
Oh, okay.
So I looked at her video, Turley, and when you flip it up, you know what the video under
it is?
It's how to burn out those lights so that people can't tell that your glasses are on at the
time.
The reason they're annotating all that information in Kenya is so that they can train the AI for
meta.
So this is only one little rub on the way to artificial intelligence.
In 10 years, things are going to be so different.
Bobo, did you pull a graphics bong hit when you were down the stairs a minute ago?
That was deep, man.
That was real deep.
No, no.
I'm just really intelligent sometimes.
We'll be back in a minute.
See me in my real life.
Lightning round, lightning round.
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Yes.
Dial a deal.
We're changing the name of it to dial a deal.
So you dial 800-800-7234-800-800 radio to make a deal with me on your car.
Like call in year, make model miles, average rough or clean.
If you want to sell your car to give me the VIN, dial a deal.
This is the dial a deal segment, 800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
And yes, we're live.
And you'll call in and I'll bid your car, make a deal with you on the air.
If you've ever looked at our Instagram, we take all these clips and put them on there.
So your voice will be on Instagram.
And your voice will be on radio when you call in.
Absolutely.
We don't have to say your name.
No.
I'm not wearing metaglass.
We'll be back in a minute with dial a deal at 800-800-7234, brought to you by America's
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And I know it's a little safe anymore, but what a mess.
I wonder who's watching me now.
The IRS.
I'm worth more.
I'm worth more.
You bet I'm worth more.
We completely agree.
And give me the VIN.com.
You are worth more.
And your car's worth more.
And we want to pay more for good cars that give me the VIN, because they are worth more.
And so are you.
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Greg, this is Dial-A-Deal, by the way.
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Greg in Vegas 2002 Saturn wagon with only 114,000 miles sounds like a keeper.
Greg, could I pay to keep it?
Oh, John, I'm willing to make you a bet.
Okay.
You seem to be a betty.
Yes.
What do you, what would you think this car is worth?
A thousand dollars, maybe?
Less.
Okay.
Why don't we do this?
We can put this on your auction.
Yeah.
Anything, anything under a thousand, you get to keep the full thing.
Okay.
Anything for a thousand, I get to keep it all.
Who's going to pay for this?
Who's going to pay the transport?
What's the transport?
I can run it down to your shop down here in Vegas.
Yeah, but then I'm going to load it on a car carrier and move it to LA.
So that's, that's too fitty.
So I'll do, I will make that bet with you.
And I think you're, I think it's a good bet.
I like what you're doing here, but if it's, we got to figure out that 250, right?
Okay.
So there's 250 handling on this one.
750 is 1000 minus 250.
So let's, cause I do think it could, I think it could bring a thousand dollars and you
might win.
Run it there.
Oh, in Vegas?
Just run it there.
You know what we'll do?
I can sell it there in Vegas.
Okay.
850, 850 on the hammer price.
But remember I've got to pay a sale fee also.
Okay.
So my sale fee is 800.
Here, we've got two things, gross and net, right?
So when I'm offering you all dollars, it's like real money.
And when I sell it for a thousand, I've got the hammer price sold minus a hundred and
$80 selfie minus a transport fee and a cleanup fee.
So let's do your thousand dollar hammer.
Let me think here.
Let's do 850 net, 850 net and I'll sell it there at Vegas so we don't have to ship to
LA.
Okay.
All right.
Go to gimmethevend.com.
Whoever's listening in the buying room, you hear what we're doing, an 850, 850 net and
there's a chance.
I think you're right on it.
This will be fun.
It's a 2002 Saturn station wagon, 114,000 miles between average and clean, smoker and
scratches.
Yeah.
So it's just a regular car.
This one?
Yeah.
I have pictures of this.
I don't want pictures.
We already made a deal.
Let's just keep us roll.
Let's just roll.
Let's screw it.
Okay.
It'll be fun.
Total dice roll.
Donald and you've got a 97 Transam convertible, special order Corvette gears.
Are you there?
Yep.
So I've never heard to it called as Corvette gears, but I have, is it a WS6 or a formula?
It is not a WS6 or a formula.
It's a Pontiac Transam.
It's bright red.
It's convertible.
The guy put Corvette running gear in it as a Corvette motor and dranny.
Okay.
So he flipped it.
Oh, so he running gear, not gears.
Okay.
So he.
No.
Yeah.
No.
He ordered the car for his wife brand new in 97 late 97.
And do you think that Chevrolet built the car with a Corvette motor and a Corvette transmission?
Or did he?
He did.
I had it specially ordered and put it in there.
You know, in my brain, in my dumb brain, in my dumb brain, I'm thinking that you're right,
but I don't know what this is called.
So it's a LT1 in 97.
And that was the.
Yeah.
That's.
That's what they say.
Yeah.
LT1 automatic.
It's got 273 gears, if I remember right.
So it's an automatic, correct?
Yes.
It's an automatic and has a positive rear end.
I rebuilt the rear ends eight years ago.
Okay.
That's a big pumpkin setup.
All right.
Go to GiveMeTheVin.com and load this thing up.
Let me get smarter on it.
And I see you want 10,000 for it.
Let me take it.
Let me.
If the miles are verifiable and the car is great shape, we might have a deal there.
Awesome.
Great shape.
Thank you.
Go to GiveMeTheVin.com and that goes for everybody else.
Load your cars in to GiveMeTheVin.com.
Douglas with your 21 F-Pace.
Go to GiveMeTheVin.
David with your 57, a Bel Air.
I hope it is a two-door.
Richard Rollins.
Oh, three convertible Mustang.
Wait, wait, wait, Craig, this isn't a Terminator.
Is it?
This.
No, it is not.
Okay.
Go to GiveMeTheVin.com.
Load it up.
I'm out of time.
So I've got to move on to the next.
We've got to break for a song and then we'll come right back with more of the John Clay
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This coincides with Tuesday being St. Patrick's Day.
St. Patrick's Day, yeah!
Whiskey by the Jaro is a Metallica cover song that came from an old Irish folky song singing
about Whiskey by the Jaro, which is an ironically St. Patrick's Day.
Day to drink, that's all it is.
Talking about robbing a rich guy on the road on the way home.
That's what the song's about?
Yeah, a pretty penny.
This is a good song.
Finn Lizzie did the first rock and roll cover of it.
And they had a black singer and a rock band.
Was he the first one?
The first black singer and a rock band?
Before Lenny Kravitz, was he before Jimi Hendrix?
A lot of people will say and just stay with me now.
Ike Turner's Rockin' 88.
Yeah.
A lot of people say that's technically the first rock and roll song.
Before Bill Haley, before Elvis Presley, Ike Turner.
I don't count them Chuck Berry's rock and roll.
But I wasn't around to, I'm sure at the time it was.
And I'm too younger.
Yeah, he was playing that last ball.
He was doing things that nobody had done on a guitar at that time.
I read Keith Richards' biography that J.D. Ryan gave me.
And he worshipped Chuck Berry.
Ted Nugent was talking about Chuck Berry when he was in here a long ago.
Yeah.
A lot.
Yeah.
Yeah, this wouldn't, it doesn't feel like rock and roll, but it was rock and roll then.
Yeah, it was in the 50s.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm bored.
Next.
Terry in Colorado, what do you want for your unfinished Camaro?
I know it's a good one.
I'm assuming that you've done everything underneath it.
Does it just need to be painted?
Yeah, pretty much.
I mean, you know, it has a little bit of issues with the defenders and the hood is off just
a little bit, but you know, that's beyond me.
You know, the doors, the doors need adjustment too, but you know, nothing real bad.
It closes in shuts and locks, but you know, when I got it, it was a basket case.
I just...
See, you'll take 30 grand for it.
I got to spend 20 grand on it to finish it based off what you're saying.
So I'd have 50 grand and I could get 50 grand for it, but it's a 454.
It's not an LS, right?
I think it's an LS.
The guy, my builder, I have the original 396 that came out of it, but it's...
I had him tear it down to make sure the motor was good.
And he said it was good, but he talked me in that he said I could get you more horsepower out of a 454
than I can.
You have to put more money into the 396 to get the horsepower.
Yeah, but like you're saying, it's numbers matching, but it's not numbers matching now.
Could you swap the motor?
All right, but I still have the motor.
That can go with it.
Well, that's just more work for me and I got to pay people to do it.
You know how it works.
Do me this.
I've got a guy that is like has a drug addiction.
No, don't give it to him.
That loves to rebuild cars and not finish them.
And so send it to gimmethebend.com and say send this one to Jason Love.
Because we've been trying to like do a...
What do you do when you confront people about their problems?
Intervention.
I did an intervention on him the other day.
And it'll be fun to watch him with this one because he's going to start trying to build the value in his head on what could be.
He's going to start scratching a little bit.
Yeah, he likes it.
He likes it.
Oh, yeah.
He might just buy it from you for himself and take it to his house and do it himself because I won't buy it.
But you know, I need to see pictures of it.
I may give you 20,000 for it.
I may not.
I need to see pictures of it.
Go to gimmethebend.com and load it up and let's take a look.
I'm pretty certain I'm not going to give you 30.
Okay.
But thank you.
All right.
800-800-7234-800-800 Radio Mail from jail with your own Johnny Cash.
The dead man coming down from heaven.
Johnny, take it away.
Hello.
I'm Johnny Cash.
John, this week's mail from jail entry reads, Hey, JCW and crew want to let y'all know I'm loving the show up here in eastern state.
Y'all must be new because I ain't never heard you.
My name is Bernie Purdy.
Everybody calls me Burns.
I've been in here for four years with 11 to go on a murder too.
No.
No.
Damn.
And that's a long story.
I got a better story for you though.
I'm writing to tell you about an affair I'm having in here.
What?
With one of the guards.
Let's just call her Katy Perry.
Oh, her.
Because she looks kind of like Katy Perry.
Beautiful.
Except she's 61 years old.
Huh?
She's only five foot two.
Boy, how do those, she's Purdy.
Anyway, I got written up for fighting the guy for his pop tarts three weeks ago.
But he owed me them pop tarts over a game of dominoes and refused to pay up.
And you probably know you can't let guys get away with that in here.
Or you'll never get ahead on snacks and cigarettes, believe me.
Anyway, I got four days in ad seg.
That's administrative segregation to you.
And it's no big deal, but you don't get pop tarts in ad seg.
But when she brought the paperwork, I noticed she had dotted the eyes in my name with what looked to me like little hearts.
And I'm pretty sure Katy Perry's been giving me the eyes.
I'm flirting with you.
So I'm writing to ask, what do you think I should do to make the next move?
To be honest, I'm a little intimidated.
But I think I'm in love.
I made a little love, mind you.
Again, she sure is pretty, though.
I hope you get this letter and read it on the air and I'll listen for your advice.
Thanks for prison.
Thank you, sir.
Yours truly Bernard Purdy, eastern state penitentiary, Philadelphia PA.
Oh, PA.
How about that?
Boy.
So Johnny, how do other people that are maybe incarcerated send us letters?
Well, I reckon you probably want to Google it.
No, it's not how they do it.
Well, I thought possibly there's an address.
Not on the sheet.
Not on the sheet.
I was kind of, I was praying to the good Lord in the name of Jesus Christ that you wouldn't ask.
Oh, my bad.
But thanks for helping.
Good going.
Just go to the website, I guess, while you're in prison.
Is that what you're trying to tell people?
Yeah, or ask this prick over here, he probably knows.
I'm sorry.
I didn't know.
Email JD Ryan.
No, yes.
I'll tell you.
JD.Ryan, give me the Vin.com.
All right.
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What are you doing now, boss?
You're holding something at me.
I got backtracks.
Oh yeah?
If you want to do backtracks.
Oh God.
Who is it?
You've been avoiding this for a while.
I have, right?
I don't think I like it.
What band is it?
It's the Monkeys.
Yeah.
It's the Monkeys.
It's the Monkeys avoiding it, Bob.
Me.
Turley's figured me out.
When I don't grab something, I'm like, ah, it doesn't feel right.
It's been on the, how long?
A month?
At least.
I think this is the fourth week.
So if Boba wants to not have to do a new backtracks every week, he picks a bad one.
Let's do the Monkeys.
Let's do the Monkeys!
Or if you want to skip one, tell me the first week and I'll get something else.
Hey, hey, we're the Monkeys.
People think we monkey around.
I got a headache.
You two yelling at each other.
Let's do the Monkeys.
I love the Monkeys, by the way.
I think this is actually my fault.
You want to blame somebody?
This is on me.
I wasn't going to share that.
He came over to my desk.
We were talking about something.
I said, why don't you do the Monkeys?
And he goes, John, we'll hate that.
I said, this will be fun to do then.
Let's do the Monkeys.
Let's do it.
And I bet I'll win.
Go ahead.
What I hate is I actually like the Monkeys.
I love the Monkeys.
But I just don't like doing old ass, too old.
It's just too old.
But let's do it anyway.
That's an opinion.
You like some of the old ones that we've done.
And I picked the artist.
So what are you worried about?
If you don't like it, just say skip it and I'll get something else next week.
We're doing it.
We're in the balls deep.
We're doing it.
You don't have to be a dripping wet prick about it.
Go ahead.
Here we go.
All right.
First cut Monkeys backwards.
I know that one.
I do.
Cut to.
800-800-7234.
800-800-7234.
800-800-radio.
Call in and tell us these two Monkeys songs.
But I just feel like some Sunday afternoon broadcast dude.
Like a Pleasant Valley Sunday.
Old ass radio station.
It's your classic oldies.
Oh, shut up.
Well, the reason we're doing Monkeys this week, it was this day in 2019, four weeks ago,
that American musician Peter Tork of the Monkeys died after a 10-year battle with cancer.
That second song has his name in the title.
It was also the song they played during the end credits on the Monkeys TV show.
Didn't know that.
Yeah, I read that song.
So four weeks ago Peter Tork died and that's when you all decided to do the Monkeys.
And I have not brought it up in the broadcast when I saw it for the past four weeks.
God bless it.
Was Peter Tork the one his mother invented?
No, that's Mike Nismith.
Mother invented.
Would you finish my sentences now, honey?
Yes, I do finish your sentences.
Yes, his mother created liquid paper.
Right.
And he got rich and cocky and he was part of the reason the Monkeys broke up because
he got some money.
Nailed it.
Exactly correct.
Let me tell y'all who y'all are talking to now.
I'm a musician.
I'm not a some monkey guy on a TV show.
Yes, you are.
I'm the son of liquid paper.
Thank you.
But he also put his foot down and said, you know what?
We're learning our own instruments little by little and we're going to write our own
songs and we're going to do our own thing.
And after the first two albums, the Monkeys changed quite a bit.
Yes, they did and they failed.
Peter Tork.
Peter.
What?
They failed.
They didn't have another hit.
They didn't have another hit after that.
They had a lot of hits after that.
No, they didn't.
But go ahead.
Peter Tork was the cute one that was a multi-instrumentalist and was always kind of like the George Harrison
of the band.
He was the quiet one.
Quiet.
Did that have a homosexual vibe to it?
I don't think so.
No, JD just gets kind of flamboyant sometimes.
Play the two backwards.
Play the two backwards.
Play the two backwards.
Bob.
Monkey song.
Cut one.
You want to start with me?
Okay.
Cut two.
That is breezy.
Breezy.
I'm hearing tax man from the Beatles.
No.
One more time.
On two.
The tambourine that you're hearing there.
And the sitar.
One for you, 19 for me, tax man.
One more time.
I'm sorry, Charlie.
Cut one.
Cut two.
My older sister insisted, and I don't know what year it was, but there was an entire summer
every day we had to watch the monkeys at three in the afternoon.
Because that's when they came on.
And that was in the days of one television set.
And only four available channels.
And yeah, we watched the monkeys every day.
Crab, you got the guest?
I'm going to take you first.
You got the monkeys songs?
I'm not sure.
Steppenstone and another present Valley Sunday.
And Mike Metzman's mother or something embedded the postage note, I think.
Liquid paper.
Did he get it right?
Nope.
Nope.
Hey, call screen.
You got to put their guesses on there, by the way.
You're really good about saying, hey, will wants to talk to you on line one.
What's will want to talk about?
The question.
Well, what are your guesses?
Steppenstone and last train, the Clarksville.
Nope.
Nope.
That second one's throwing me off too.
Jerry and Beaumont, what are your guesses?
All right.
My big guess is wrong.
It was.
I have a guess.
Bye bye.
So there's three people.
I'd like to point something out.
How much people care about them?
This is the worst attended and listener associated backtracks we've ever done ever in the entire
history.
Donald Trump ever ever.
This is your fault, JD.
Of course.
This is not you.
Like no one's ever seen before.
I stepped forward.
I took complete responsibility.
Just put them on hold.
I'm going to take Garrett.
Just put them on hold.
I got to keep moving.
Put Garrett.
Put that line one on hold.
I'm going to try one more.
Just blind.
Next week, we're doing the banana splits.
I think he missed it.
Garrett, what do you got in California?
Steppenstone and Pleasant Valley Sunday.
No.
Okay.
What is it?
No big ones.
No one's going to get.
I mean, there's.
What is it?
No one's playing.
I'll listen to it forward and see if I even know this song.
Cut one.
I wrote Steppenstone down.
All right.
So that one.
This is the one no one knew in here.
It's a good song.
I like it.
But I don't know this song.
I don't know the name of it.
In this generation.
Yeah, they were almost going off in 40 seconds.
Are you the bullet stunt guy?
I've got 40 seconds to talk to you.
Okay.
So you can, I can shoot a gun in your hand and you can catch the bullet.
That is what I'm going to do.
Well, I want to do the shooting.
You get to pick the gun too, right?
In the bullets.
I don't need a magician.
I want a real one.
If you're real, we'll do something.
No, no, no, no.
No magician.
Never wanted to be a magician.
I've been in martial arts since I was three and a half.
Who's going to do the shooting?
I'm sorry.
Who does the shooting?
Who pulls the trigger?
Oh, it's a actual tactical sniper from Clayton County SWAT team here in
Atlanta, Georgia.
Can I get somebody else to do it?
So make sure that it's not your rig deal.
You can, if there was someone who was certifiably sniper, sure, you can pick whoever you want
if you were going to be a sponsor about it.
And how much do you need?
How much money?
It's less that and more about just having you with me on board.
Because I actually, it was between you and Richard Rollins.
And I felt you and I were closer.
I understand.
I'm a nicer guy.
I'm better.
I agree.
Richard, if you're listening, it happened again.
Hey, no, I'm kidding.
Richard's hilarious.
No, it's fine.
I'm just busting on Richard's balls.
Hey, do this.
Call in the show next week.
Let's talk about it because I'm out of time right now.
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About this episode
John Clay Wolfe's show blends lively discussions on music, car buying, and personal stories with a casual, humorous tone. Highlights include a remote broadcast mishap, a Ted Nugent interview, debates about Joan Jett's Rock and Roll Hall of Fame status, and a motorcycle riding clinic recap. The show also covers unique topics like hog infestations, AI tech concerns, and sports trivia, alongside listener call-ins for car valuations and dating red flags. The mix of automotive insights, pop culture, and candid banter creates an engaging weekend radio experience.