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Company
CarMax
CarMax is a big used-car company in the U.S. They buy cars and resell them, often with a consistent process for checking the vehicle. The host is basically saying they’ll beat CarMax’s offer if they can.
Company
Carvana
Carvana is a company that sells used cars mostly through an app or website. They’re one of the big competitors in the used-car market. The show is saying they’ll try to beat Carvana’s price on a real deal.
Company
GiveMeTheVin.com
GiveMeTheVin.com is a service that buys your used car. They’re basically trying to convince you they’ll offer you more money and make the sale easier.
Term
DUI
DUI means someone was driving while impaired, usually by alcohol or drugs. It can cause major legal trouble and can affect your ability to drive.
Car
GMC Denali
Denali is GMC’s “nice and fancy” trim. It can be on different GMC trucks or SUVs, so the exact model depends on what the truck/SUV actually was.
Concept
drove onto the runway
This is when a car gets onto an airport runway. That’s a big deal because planes use the runway to take off and land, and the speeds are very high.
Part
propeller
A propeller is the spinning part on some planes that pushes the plane forward. If someone gets too close, it can seriously injure or kill them.
Term
keyed
If someone “keys” your car, they scratch the paint with something sharp, like a key. Even if it looks small, it can still require repainting to fix properly.
Brand
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Red Hot Chili Peppers is a famous band. They’re talking about a documentary that tells the band’s story.
Term
Netflix
Netflix is a website/app where you can watch movies and shows online. Here, they’re saying there’s a documentary about the band available on Netflix.
Brand
Flea
Flea is the bassist from Red Hot Chili Peppers. They’re also talking about his other music, like jazz.
Term
AI
AI is computer technology that can create or change media. They’re saying it can be used to fake or alter messages and recordings, so it’s harder to know what’s real.
Term
manual transmission
A manual transmission is the kind where you use a clutch pedal and shift gears yourself. Some people prefer it because it feels more engaging to drive.
Term
rollover
A rollover is when a car flips onto its side or roof. It’s one of the more serious types of crashes, so safety equipment like seatbelts matters a lot.
Term
convertible or hard top
This is asking whether the car’s roof is removable (convertible) or fixed (hard top). That choice can affect the price and how the car is used day to day.
Term
stick
“Stick” means the car has a manual transmission, where you shift gears yourself. People often care a lot about whether it’s manual or automatic.
Part
front splitter
A front splitter is an aerodynamic add-on at the front of the car that helps manage airflow under the vehicle. It’s commonly used to increase downforce and improve stability at speed, but it can also be vulnerable to curb strikes and low-clearance scraping.
Term
aftermarket
Aftermarket just means the parts weren’t made by the car’s original manufacturer. They can be good quality, but they’re not the same as factory parts.
Concept
salvage title
A salvage title means the car was considered a total loss by insurance at some point. Because of that history, it’s usually worth less and can be harder to finance.
Concept
robocalls
Robocalls are automated calls that play a message for you. Many are scams or unwanted sales calls, and spam filters can help block them.
Company
Incogni
Incogni is a service that helps you remove your personal information from certain data broker lists. The goal is to cut down on spam calls and messages.
Concept
IRS Form W-9
A W-9 is a form you give to the person/company paying you so they can report payments correctly to the IRS. It’s common for freelancers and contractors.
Concept
IRS Form 1099
A 1099 is a tax form the IRS uses to track income you earned that wasn’t taken out of a paycheck like a normal job. If you get a 1099, you usually have to report that income when you file your taxes.
Concept
escrow
Escrow means the money is held by a third party instead of going straight to the seller. It’s used so both sides follow the deal terms before anyone gets paid.
Term
cars and coffee
“Cars and coffee” is a meet-up where car people show up, hang out, and talk about their cars—often with coffee and then a group drive. It’s usually not a formal event.
Concept
banked corners
A banked corner is a turn where the road is tilted. The tilt helps cars take the corner faster and more safely because it helps keep you from sliding outward.
Concept
ATVs
ATVs are off-road vehicles made for rough trails and dirt. They’re usually smaller than motorcycles and have four wheels.
Concept
RV
An RV is a vehicle you can live in while traveling. It can be a big motorhome or something you tow behind your car.
Term
new tires
New tires are a value and safety point because they reduce near-term maintenance costs and improve grip. Buyers often pay more when tires are fresh rather than worn.
Term
747
They’re referencing a Boeing 747 airplane. They switched seats on the plane so the weight was more balanced.
Term
price of gas
This just means how expensive it is to buy gasoline. When gas costs more, it usually costs more to drive the same distance.
Term
motorcycle
A motorcycle is a bike with an engine and two wheels. Here, it matters because the rider was going through the neighborhood and things escalated when someone got in the way.
Car
Ford Ranger
A Ford Ranger is a pickup truck. Here they’re talking about a 1998 Ranger that’s racked up a lot of miles, which matters for how much it’s worth and how people judge it.
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Homeschool asked me if there was any images that he wanted me to use for the show today.
Like behind the green screen or up on the screen.
And I sent him one.
Where's the porkies one?
Can you clear it out where everybody can see it?
You got a porkies one?
Yeah, well, I made it.
I had more.
AI made it.
Is it in the shower?
I mean, it's covered up there.
Look, it's right there.
It's a...
Awesome.
Porky pig and awesome.
Yeah.
Bob Clark, one of my favorite underrated directors.
Get it.
I went to porkies.
Porkies was probably...
I don't think it was my first sex scene.
But my dad's accountant, old perverted bastard, he's sitting in there in the middle of the day.
Carter and I snuck in.
We went and got tickets to Mickey Mouse.
Yeah, of course.
And we snuck over to porkies to watch that during the movie day.
And my dad's CPA was sitting behind us.
By himself.
Yeah.
Sitting there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, it was okay for us to be sneaking in and we're in fourth grade.
Sure.
We wanted to see some T&A.
Sure.
We wanted to get it at porkies.
But this old guy, you know how I found out he was in there?
I heard this behind my seat.
No, no.
No.
No.
I'm kidding.
Those were the days, man.
I had a friend that lived here to drive in.
No.
We sat behind the chain link fence of the drive-in and you could hear the combination of all
those speakers and we saw porkies.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's cool.
But we didn't have to sneak in.
What happened to your first sex scene?
Do you remember?
Hmm.
God, I would have to say, you know, I don't know.
I watched Blue Lagoon pretty close.
Trying to see something.
I mean, mine was Playboy.
That's my first anything sex scene.
It was a sneak in and a Playboy.
Back in Connecticut, there was this uncle that I had had stash of him.
Here we are.
And we found it and I was like, it was quite eye-opening.
Oh, yeah.
It was like, oh, hey.
What a great opportunity.
You didn't find those in a Baptist home, I promise.
Oh, no, no, no.
This guy, I mean, the place smelled like weed.
He had the old VW bug.
I mean, yeah.
He was the hippie uncle.
What was his name?
Rusty.
Uncle Rusty.
I love it.
I love it.
Anonymous in Oklahoma.
Was your first sex scene when you were banging your ex-husband's brother?
No, not quite like that.
I was married to a much older man.
There was a 25-year age gap between us.
And we...
Sounds like he has a lot of patience.
Well, I mean, I was number four.
So, I mean, he wasn't really that patient.
He just, you know, he wanted a good roster.
Okay.
But we, I got the house in the divorce.
Divorce, of course, everything worked slow out here.
So, it was taking some time to get through.
But obviously, with the 25-year age gap,
there were definite needs of mine that were not being met.
So, the first thing that I did was, you know,
I live out in rural Oklahoma.
So, I mean, you can do the no pants dance at any time,
you know, hour I live.
And most of the time, we do.
Yeah, come on by, JD. Come on over.
Okay.
But what I didn't know is that my soon-to-be ex-husband
had put a camera on my porch.
Oh.
And a friend of mine, his brother,
had ended up coming over to the house.
And, you know, like I said, we're on the porch,
no pants dance.
I had no idea where this camera was.
But I also have no idea why you would want to watch anything
that was going to happen that you were not providing.
But the very next day, I went over to my friend's house
for a pool party, and he comes storming in,
just maddening the J-Bird,
because my soon-to-be ex-husband called him
and said, I've got you on camera.
I'm going to ask you to your wife, your church,
all this different stuff.
So, then I had to do the walk of shame to be like,
hey, dude, I banged your brother.
I didn't know that brother banging was off the list,
but now it tells me where the camera is.
So, you know, it just goes to show you,
there was no physical abuse in that story,
but, like, us women are not all the crazy ones.
Have you ever had intimate?
I just had to put one in there.
One in there for the lady.
How did he not know his brother if he had it on the camera?
So, he didn't know that it was his brother.
It just, they looked alike.
I recognize that mole.
Wasn't that important?
He's like, hey, I know that's you.
So, I had to confess to the brother that, hey,
he doesn't have video of you,
but he does have video of somebody
that looks very much like you.
So, how old were you when all this was going down?
About 32, 34.
34. Let's call you 35.
35, 45.
So, he's 60?
Well, right now, he is 65.
Was this five years ago?
Yeah.
How old, how much younger is brother than he?
Well, the brother, I think he's probably in his 50s.
So, how did, how did communication go from brother to you,
like, hey, let's get it on?
In short form, short form.
You're a little long-winded, honey.
Okay.
Him and his brother were at a lake
that wasn't far from my house.
I was at my house, and I was calling them,
and he hopped in his car and drove over there,
didn't tell his brother anything about what he was doing.
But you called him and said what?
Like, hey, come over, I'm hot?
Like I'm blinking?
There were some text, there were some text messages exchanged.
Okay.
So, he's with his brother, and you're texting him, Flirty,
and you lure him over to come over to your trailer in Oklahoma,
and you're necking on the porch, and he bangs you out.
On camera.
That's it.
That's how that goes.
Are you a friend of ours on the Facebook show,
like on John Clay Wolf Show on Facebook?
I am not, but I checked.
I'm waiting to see the bikini pics of the broad from the earlier phone call.
Well, please post your video to everybody that has this.
I know.
I don't have this video.
It wasn't my camera.
Oh, that's too bad.
Well, thank you for sharing your Oklahoma story,
and you don't sound Indian, so are you just...
God.
Where are you?
Do you play basketball?
Oh, shh.
He's not a hater.
He's a Texan.
You're what?
He's half Indian.
I'm a Haster can.
Okay.
So you're half Indian, half black?
I'm half white, half black.
Oh.
Oh.
Most folks would call that a red bone.
Well, that's a high yellow.
Loverly.
Cajun.
Ha.
Cool.
Well, thank you.
Make sure to post a picture on our Facebook page.
I love you guys.
Thank you.
Please go to John Clay Wolf Show and just post a picture of yourself.
We just got to see a high yellow red bone, self-deprecating,
brother-in-law, smoocher, video queen.
God.
Those Oklahoma girls.
That's where you get phrases like, mad is a J-bird.
And that all stemmed from the guy that got lit on fire twice.
Right.
Earlier when we were talking about that.
J-birds are not mad, Turley.
They are naked.
You can be mad as a hatter.
Yeah.
I had an Oklahoma wife.
I know.
Former NFL player used to sleep with his high school dean.
The dean, I hope, was a woman back in the 80s.
Big Dave.
Yes, sir.
Good morning, fellas.
Hey.
Where are you called from?
Hey.
I'm calling from South Florida.
Okay.
All right.
First question.
Was the school dean that you were sleeping with,
white, black, Latino or other male or female?
He was black and she was a white female.
He was black?
Yeah, it's nobody.
Wait, I'm getting confused.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
A former.
I thought it was you.
I thought you were the former.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This was a high school football player that graduated from high school.
The word was that he took his final exams in her office in order to graduate
and then went to the University of Michigan to then play for.
I'll hang up.
I'll tell you why.
Okay.
I mean, this is just, you know, this, I could get this on the internet.
You want firsthand.
Yeah.
I knew a girl whose brother, you know, played in the NFL and he would know.
We want the player.
I want firsthand.
And video would be nice.
Video would be nice.
Video is always solid.
Yeah, we need pictures too.
But I'll listen to firsthander, that guy that got lit on fire.
He was firsthand.
Yes.
The first time in the second.
That's the favorite story to verify.
Basically the theme right now, what's going on here is what's the craziest thing that
a piece of tale has done to you and your life is what I'm feeling.
Yeah.
The number on that and have your credit card ready at 800-
800-807-234.
Right.
800-807-234, quick confessional booth, 395 per confessional.
Please have your credit card ready.
That's affordable.
It's cheap.
The lightning round's coming up next.
So dial a deal, 800-807-234-800-800 radio.
Call it with the cars because that's coming up right now after this song break.
Year, make model miles, average, rough or clean.
Call in.
I'll hang a number on it.
We'll make a deal on the radio, on your car.
If we don't outbid CarMax or Caravana on a deal that actually happens, we will send you
a check for $100.
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Coast to coast.
Yes, Philadelphia, you son of a bitch.
You angry bastard.
You like listening to these perverted Oklahoman stories, don't you, Philly?
Yeah, you get your pants pulled back up.
I'm worth more.
Am I worth more?
Yeah.
I'm worth a whole lot more.
You know what?
You're right.
At GiveMeTheVin.com, you are worth more.
And your car's worth more.
And we want to pay more at GiveMeTheVin, because good cars are worth more.
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You know, we're supposed to do the car segment, but the damn stories that are lined up are so good,
I gotta skip the Tars.
The Tars.
Terrence has already got me screwed up.
Terrence, quickly, tell me what's on your mind.
Speech impediment.
Okay.
Okay.
Terry Tiger Woods yesterday, he got DUI.
Okay.
So hold up.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Different segment.
I do want to hear your news update.
Do it in a minute.
Scott in Illinois, his ex-wife started sleeping with the doctor that delivered the baby, then
they married and divorced.
Is that correct?
Yes.
How many years ago was this?
About 35 years ago.
In Chicago?
Yes.
So the kid was the doctor that delivered the baby turned into step bed?
Repeat that.
So your kid's stepfather was their delivery doctor?
Yes.
Correct.
My wife worked at a hospital and she was pregnant.
With his or yours?
They started giving births.
What's that?
Did you ever get checked to see if it was your kid?
Yes, definitely my kid, 100%.
Okay.
It was just like me.
No doubt about it.
How long was wife and doctor married?
Well, they were married probably 25 years and he divorced her.
And that's her third failed marriage.
So how many kids did you have with her?
One.
She never knew him until he was giving birth to, that's when they first met.
Oh, when he first saw her undercarriage, he decided he liked it?
Well, what happened?
He gave birth to the son.
Okay, my son gave birth.
Then he was started to do rounds at different hospitals.
So he's seen my ex-wife at this other hospital and they recognized.
Later on.
And then the next thing I know, I started getting suspicious because she started talking about
him more and more and more and more and more.
I found the note in the drawer.
I love note that he wrote to her about all this and saying, you know, I really feel bad
for her.
Hey, I want you to hold this thought.
I've got to keep moving.
I've got to go to break, but I've got a few more questions.
Hang tight.
Real quick, Jason.
I've got, you've got something too.
Your ex stabbed you three times and then stabbed herself.
She did it to another man before and has it been in jail for six months?
Yeah, I was sitting.
I've sat in jail.
Hold that thought.
We'll be right back.
My name is John Clay.
Well, if this is a Dr. Ruth meets Oprah Winfrey meets Jerry Springer.
Jerry Springer.
Yeah.
Be right back.
So speaking of Florida, we got Jason in Tampa or St. Pete.
Your ex wife stabbed you three times and then stabbed herself.
Why did she stab you three times and stabbed herself?
Well, this is the deal.
We were drinking and partying and then went to bed, had our fun, you know, and she was
on psych meds.
And I didn't know that she was that messed up on psych meds.
I thought she was just an overall girl.
And it turns out, you know, I was like, I got to get out of here.
I'm going to leave.
And I started to leave and she jumped up, butt naked, grabbed the knives out of the,
out of the kitchen drawer and stood in front of the door and wouldn't let me grab the door
handle to the door and leave.
And she swiped my hands like three or four times and stabbed me in my arm.
Okay.
So she did stab you in the heart and twist it.
No, in the arm.
Tough enough, Jason.
Then I grabbed a chair to put between me and her.
So she started coming after me with the knives, butt naked and started coming at me with both
knives on a knife in each hand.
It was all right.
I'm dead.
I'm listening.
Yeah.
And was there a guy filming all this?
And I had to knock her down with the chair between me and her and the knives.
And I finally got out the door and hauled ass.
And I went to my cousin's house.
And then you came back the next day and you screwed her again because you started thinking
about it.
She's crazy.
But listen, I went to my cousin's house and told him what just happened.
Did you get his credit card number?
I charged for this.
Listen, my cousin was on the phone the whole time and I was like, man, help me do something.
And he said, I can't, man.
I'm stuck here at the house.
And so when I finally got away, next thing I know, helicopters and cops were all jumping
over the fence to arrest me.
One of the arrest me said, we got you, man, we got you.
And I said, you ain't got nothing where you got.
And they slammed me in the car and they had some woman asking me, oh, you thought it was
good, huh?
You thought it was good.
Some, some investigator girl.
And they took me to jail and they had me charged with, um, from her.
She, she called the cops and said that I sexually assaulted her, that I held her down and stabbed
her and choked her and all this crazy stuff.
And I'm the one bleeding.
I got cuts in me and she stabbed herself like six times in the hip and it barely, it barely
went in, you know, little tiny stabs.
Was the investigator Puerto Rican?
I don't know.
Probably cause it was in Tampa.
And, um, so I'm in jail with a public pretender and I got no money and I'm losing my job.
I'm losing my car and I'm facing 60 years, 60 years.
That's what they told me.
60.
You're facing, you're going to jail for 60 years.
I got no bond and she's calling me every day.
They're calling the jail to tell them, tell them to, for me to call her and she's coming to visit
me and everything.
And that sounds like a victim.
Right.
So how did it work out?
And she was putting money on my books and everything.
And how did it end up?
Then when it came six months later, when it came to court time, she walked up with my
public pretender and told the judge that she was on psych meds and drunk and belligerent.
And she don't remember nothing that happened.
And it didn't happen the way it was.
So.
Yeah.
She told them that the SDX was consensual and the judge, it was a woman judge and she
just laughed.
And she goes, she looked at me and she said, well, all charges are dropped and you're free
to go.
Did you do six months in the county?
And I lost my job and I almost lost my car and everything too.
And then you married, and then you married her, didn't you?
Listen.
Yeah.
You listen.
You listen.
You married her after this, didn't you?
Yeah.
I did.
Wow.
Yeah.
Jason, Jason, Jason.
So I just just knew because you're just PW so bad.
Eyes blazed over.
Can't even see straight.
I grew up on Nebraska Avenue.
What do you expect?
Pre K.
Call pre K sometimes.
Email pre K.
He needs to send you some swag.
Send a picture for her too.
Yeah.
Send a picture.
He married that.
Dude.
Unbelievable.
When you said that, I'm like, oh, John, that's absurd.
And then he goes, yeah, I did.
It's the strangest thing.
Have you ever had one come after your total butt naked?
Yep.
Wait, wait, wait.
No.
It creates a different.
When they hop out of bed, go for the knife and come back.
You've had this happen.
There's a, yeah, there's a, there's like a glen close and fatal
attraction type allure to that.
And though you're scared to death, right?
And you're thinking, I could die here.
It's just so beautiful.
That femme fatale thing.
You know, baby, please don't stab me.
You're insane.
Give me the knife, Wendy.
Give me the knife, Wendy.
And it, yeah, it creates a different kind of memory because
it's traumatic.
I still have bad dreams about that.
So if you just turned it to none of this show and don't know
what you're listening to, this is a car show.
I have no idea.
It's a Saturday morning car show and tomorrow morning for
North Texas residents, we've had cars, coffee and quesadillas
at the GMTV garage at my place.
Bring your crazy ex-wives.
Bring your knives.
No, no, no, no.
Now bring your cars.
Which are your, which are your girls today?
Sure.
There you go.
That's what, that's where the whole car thing is.
Like you've got your new interests, your love interests,
which are your cars.
Bring them up to Walnut Springs nine o'clock GMTV garage.
Go to join us on the Facebook page.
You can get instructions or just go to, I don't know if we've got it
posted on the Walnut Springs rally page.
Anyway, cars, coffee, quesadillas tomorrow morning.
They may leave you on the side of the road, but they'll never stab you.
And we're going to do it at the road house this time instead of the
Cantina because last time we couldn't, we had so many people,
we couldn't seat everybody at the Cantina because they got kind of big.
I have no idea.
It's just a laid back thing.
This is not some official.
This is not.
No, it's just chill.
This is really, what it really is, is I get up on Sunday mornings
and I go drive these road tours.
Sure.
And people like, hey, I'd like to do that with you sometime.
Hey, I'd like to do that with you.
So I was like, hey, we got these restaurants in the garage.
In terms of meet me there, we'll go.
And so then the first, this is just the third time we've done it.
I was going to say third time.
It's fun.
There's about it.
You can do, it's a crazy eight road tour.
You do one loop and it comes back and that's about one hour,
45 minutes actually.
And then the other one, and it's about one hour.
And you can do none.
You can do both or you can do half.
Whatever you want to do.
Yep.
But we'll be at the garage at 9am central.
This is a good song.
This is a damn good song.
What makes you play this song?
I just saw it and I like it and we're going out to break.
I was like, you know it?
It's actually, it's a really good song to drive.
One of those songs is just kind of chill.
This is about a smooth jam, a smooth jam gets.
The name of the band, I mean the name of the song,
Strawberry Letter 23 and the name of the band is
Brothers Johnson, not The Brothers Johnson.
Were they even brothers?
I have no idea.
This is the one they played when Blow Mount got his brains blown out.
Oh and Jackie Brown.
Yeah, this is some good stuff.
You have the window down, just chill, nice little ride.
We'll be right back.
My name's John Clay Wolves.
The show's brought to you by GiveMeTheVin.com.
America's best car buyer.
Go to GiveMeTheVin.com if you'd like to sell yours right now.
Gas prices are climbing. Tensions rising.
Every guy in Texas is suddenly an expert on Middle East strategy.
You know what I'm saying?
Buddy, you can't even fix your sprinkler system.
Why don't you set this one out?
This Iran thing's getting serious.
You know it's bad when even the guys who usually say,
Bomb them, bomb those son of a bitches.
They're like, ah, maybe we should wait until after spring break.
I got a trip planned.
Did we do anything overnight?
Not that I know of.
We do have some money.
We have some movement, of course, in the Iranian War.
Looks like U.S. troops are headed to the location in
or near the Strait of Hormuz in Iran's southwestern border.
Can number one like?
The Pentagon is sending elements of the 82nd Airborne Division
to the Middle East, raising the possibility that the
Trump administration could decide to put boots on the ground.
The 82nd has an immediate response force that can deploy
anywhere in the world within 18 hours of receiving the mission.
Those elements of the 82nd are headed that way at the same time
a unit of 2,500 Marines is coming from the Pacific
and another unit from California of 2,500 Marines
is on its way, expected to arrive over the next few weeks.
Is this California of the Pacific?
Yes.
Yes.
So one unit is coming from the Pacific
and one unit is coming from California.
Out of the Pacific.
The other is probably from Pendleton yet.
That's a dangerous mix of boys, fellas.
Yes.
The Marines and 82nd Airborne.
That's bad.
Hua, air mobile.
Hua.
These boys can't stay put.
No.
Right?
These are the Chuck Norris' of the Army, 82nd Airborne.
So do we like to start killing more and more of their leadership?
I mean, J.D., if this was you, what would you do?
Yeah, we start...
You have to take them down to the point where they got...
We are done.
We have to give up, but they're not there yet.
And they're so difficult to get along with.
These pesky little bastards.
They really are.
Should we keep sniping?
It sounds like our intel is better in these days than it was back in the day.
Oh, yeah.
So should we just keep pinching down their leadership
in which it makes them more and more and more confused?
That would make sense.
That's what we did the first...
That's...
We went in and we killed the...
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
We took the queen bee out of the hive expecting the hive to die.
But they made three new queen bees and then the hive...
So we just need to keep pinching off the queen bees?
They've been doing this for 50 years.
They're going to...
Yes, until everybody's...
Of any kind of leadership is gone.
That's the only thing you really can do.
Well, now that they've got these drones, they attacked a base in Saudi.
Yeah.
The flying drones and we have boat drones now too.
Yeah.
Well, it's...
Flying boats.
Not killed, but...
No, not flying boats.
12 US service members were injured in the drone attack just overnight.
Oh, I miss that.
In Saudi, yeah.
Why did they go hit Saudi?
They want to get them in it.
Why did Iran hit Saudi?
They just fired back at everybody.
It's like a bar fight.
When you don't know who started it, you just start hitting people.
Well, their size will energy reserves in Saudi as well, so they're going for that.
They're just disrupting the world's oil market.
It's because they're our ally.
Yeah.
Yeah, but don't you want Saudi on your side?
Right.
Yeah.
So that shouldn't...
They don't understand that.
No, they don't.
They're not coming from that point of view.
The Prince Sultan Air Base is where our US troops are over there.
So when we say they hit Saudi, did they hit our base?
Yes.
The base, yeah.
Okay.
The drone attack.
They were just taking a cheap shot at Saudi Arabia.
They hit us and we happened to be camped out of their place.
Yeah.
Okay.
Hmm.
Same with those tracks in the guitar and Oman and that's all they've got left.
But if these leaders that are left in Iraq, and I don't know if they have three or 30,
if they ever learn to stay home like Hamas did, it's going to take forever to peel them
out of there.
Speech and pediment, Terrence.
When there's confusion, I always lean on you to unravel the confusion.
Can you tell me real quick what's really going on?
Okay, what's really going on?
When they called, they got said about the girlfriend stabbing people.
My wife, the last week I said this is my wife, Sadmi.
I'm like, I see what's going on.
She stabbed me three times and gave me a cut.
And also the president.
Were you a water burger at the time?
Huh?
Were you, you told me she killed you.
Are she, she killed herself?
Are you a water burger or something?
No, no, no, no.
She, I'm talking to someone else to talk about.
She's her girlfriend doing that.
No, no, no, no.
You told us the story two weeks ago and there was definitely a water burger involved in
a murder mystery.
You were working at water burger, right?
Yes.
That's the cleanest thing he's ever said.
Ever.
The clean leader.
What?
Where are you right now?
Team leader.
He was team leader.
All right.
So what's that have to do with your wife stabbing you?
I know I did.
Well, anyway, the president wants bills on the door bills.
And it says that a living president cannot be on the currency.
But I said none of them.
He wants to get a coin to a gold coin.
They'll put them on a gold coin though.
Okay, I got it.
Donald Trump's signature.
Okay.
You know, you can decipher.
Donald Trump's signature will be on the new $100 bills.
He's the first sitting president to have an image or a signature on a $100 or any bill.
While he's alive.
While he's alive.
That's true.
First step, yeah.
And water burger is going to take those bills first.
Sure.
That's exactly the tie in.
Funny thing that was said about that last week.
I didn't know water burger had double murder and cheese on the menu.
Terrence.
When you worked at water burger, what city was it in?
It was in Austin, Texas.
Did an Indian fellow own it?
Like, was the owner an Indian guy?
Oh, isn't there some Spanish guy?
Thanks.
Water burger.
1950.
You're talking about 1950?
No, I'm not talking about the guy who owns water burger.
I'm talking about the franchise holder.
It's a franchisee of the water burger in Austin you worked at.
Was it an Indian fellow?
And I don't mean Oklahoma.
I wouldn't know Indian fellow was on some Mexican guy.
Thank you, Terrence.
What?
Dusty in Mississippi, what have you got?
Yeah, John, just wanted to check back with you.
You bought my truck last Saturday, that GMC Denali.
And people asked me who I sold the truck to.
And I said, give me the VIN.com.
And they said, you mean that thing for real?
I said, well, I said the check cleared the bank, so they must be for real.
It's so weird that there's still people after all these years that think that we're some kind of a scam.
It just blows my mind.
It seems too easy.
I've been on the radio for 20 effin years.
I've run commercials all over the place for 10.
Yep.
I'm on live radio.
We've got a YouTube channel at John Clay Wolf.
We do videos every, I mean, very out there is what I'm saying.
If it was a scam, you hide behind the cloak.
Correct.
I'm out in front of that on the front saying throw tomatoes at me.
It just seems too easy.
I have customers every week come back and go, I'm amazed.
It was that easy.
I had it.
Did you handle the guy from the low T center?
Nope.
Sisk.
Nope.
I was at dinner the other night.
He just surprised me with this.
He said, dude, I sold it.
We had a two year old truck, 3,000 miles, and it weren't used.
And I wanted to try your deal.
And everybody's like, no, I know this guy.
And you ought to do that.
Everybody has so much opinions when it comes to car or real estate deals.
And he said, I was like having to fade them off.
And like, listen, I want to try John's deal.
I want to see, I know John personally, but I don't know his business life.
And I want to see how this goes.
And he said his friends ran out and grabbed other offers from other people.
He didn't even want them.
He said, I sold you my car.
We went.
We made the deal.
It took six hours.
And the reason it took longer is because I had to, it was just because of him.
He just said, dude, this was the smoothest, fastest, craziest.
He said, it happens so fast.
It makes you feel like something's wrong.
That's exactly what I have customers say.
It can't be that easy.
And it happens quickly.
If the six hours is him, because we've, I've done this stuff before.
I had a guy one time at a car max and he called and I gave him a better deal.
And he goes, he drove out within 45 minutes.
He was in our parking lot.
I handed him a check.
Yup.
Sell us your car.
Right.
Give me the bin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.
That's how you, I mean, we've engineered this thing.
We're even trying to fine tune it better and better and better and faster and smoother
and smoother.
It's like fine polish.
It just works.
That's what makes it work.
Speed kills deals.
Time.
Time kills deals.
Speed makes them happen.
What's up?
We have that.
Florida news.
Go ahead.
J.D.
Right.
Got two minutes.
But we can do it.
And now from North America's own land down under.
It's time for sunshine state news with your certified lifeguard.
J.D.
Right.
We only have, we have this Florida news and it's an airport story as well.
So I'm very happy.
58 years.
Now it's time for plane talk with your captain J.D.
Right.
58 year old drunk man in Florida.
I saw the video of this guy drove through the gates at Daytona beach airport and onto
the field.
That's actually a pretty big airport.
Actually they have a, one of the biggest flight schools anywhere is right there at Daytona.
So they have airplanes all over the place.
He almost collided with the plane, jumped out, ran, chased an airplane down.
And so why was this guy doing all this stuff?
Well, what possible motivation did he have?
Well, we have actually audio from the police body cam to find out why Brian Parker would
chase airplanes.
Cut number seven.
Is that an active runway there?
Yeah.
What's the deal man?
I don't remember.
I was at my house.
They had a bunch of roads.
I went to an AA meeting.
I was singing out, I'm doing cocaine and drinking and smoking pot.
Okay, we don't.
Oh wow.
We don't really at AA meetings ask you to go home and smoke pot and do cocaine.
But if you do, go to the airport.
I loved the party when he was in the AA meeting.
Last thing I remember I was in an AA meeting.
So the cops grabbed him and he said he has no recollection.
He was at a party, then he was in an AA meeting, then he was at the airport.
Even when they cuffed him, he goes, what's my car doing here?
He drove onto the runway.
He drove through a fence onto the runway.
Oh wow.
He tried to get onto a couple of planes.
Yeah, he walked up past the propeller.
I swear to God, he missed the propeller by maybe a foot and a half.
God, that reminds me like in 86, there was this guy that drove a paced car onto the track
in Talladega and he almost did a full lap.
He was drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, this guy was way wasted.
Wow.
So anyway, that's that's fun in Florida.
And the best Florida news was the stabbing call we had this morning that ended up in
meritor bliss.
Meritor.
How do you ever, ever trust that woman again?
How did he go to sleep at night?
Because he's seen her naked with a knife.
I'm tellin you it's very alluring.
You frightened me Bob.
Man that you've been there right Charlie. Have you ever had a woman like try to kill you or anything weird?
No, no, I've seen it with my friend in his car just keyed and we had to get the cops out there
And she was going crazy. It was that was a bad scene Wow my car got keyed and shot once shot
Like a 22 me if you shoot a guy's car do it with something better than 22
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What if the red hot chili peppers to like kids
They're ten years younger feels like the Eagles to us because they're like overplayed
Maybe I don't think the Eagles. I'm not saying they're good or bad. I'm just saying I
Want are they the Eagles of that decade?
I'm going with that. I'm not asking. I'm telling okay
You feel that way. That's how I feel they have a new documentary on a Netflix. I haven't seen it yet
And it's called red hot chili pepper when hell freezes over and just their start their story and flea has a new CD
Oh, oh, yeah, of course. He does a jazz CD
He plays the trumpet and he plays it very well
I saw him playing on the lake show the other night. I was walking on his hands man flea still alive
It's not for everybody the album, but it's you know, if you like jazz, it's it's different
Did you see Shaq the sex messages with Sabrina carpenter? Yeah, how about that?
I mean, how can you take any text messages? You've seen what AI can do with video and audio and people's voices
I mean text messages would be something that a third grader could change up now
Yeah, he's denied of course that there are any of Maria Lee claims that they went viral
Completely made up actually here
He is on the big podcast reading some of the messages that were initially attributed to him cut number four Mike
Is this an AI picture? All right read that Shaq exposed for shooting shot at Sabrina carpenter, bro
Shaq
That baby I would keep your farts in the cologne bottle and spray it on me every day
That's crazy and Sabrina says you're way too famous to be sending me message like that
Shaq I can't be horny and want some of that snow bunny. That's kidding for myself
You're being rude for no reason. You can't handle big diesel anyway. Is that me or is that cap? Yeah?
I definitely do not believe us. Thank you. Yeah
How's your picture photoshopped?
Yes social media is a dangerous game the diesel got way more game than that
So definitely campus. How do you believe that? How did she believe that? Yeah, right? Did she believe it?
I mean she responded. I guess she's a hot little number
Well, yeah, that's gonna do with the fact that all of it's fake
No, I mean how often you like triple threat if she can act. Oh, yeah, we got it. You're good
Yeah, it's J. Lo all over again. I saw her on SNL a few weeks ago. It's a brief of carbon
And the first thing you're gonna tell her is like I want to put my farts in a bottle and so you're farts in a bottle
No, that's not like something she'd say no Bobo's got one game
That's that's your first line. No, everybody's like did we like her music like no, no, no, you like her outfits relax
Relax easy her songs are pretty easy on the air half the crowd is screaming lyrics and the other half the crowd and then I'm googling her images
So she's got going on yep, is she a big booty? No, she's just a little tiny spinner perfect. Yeah, is she Vietnamese? No, no
snow bunny
Oh
Greg in what city DMV, where's DMV?
Okay, okay, I gotcha
Well, I was wondering I was asking a pre-k when did you all start airing in DC because I've been listening to you ever since
Seven years ago seven eight years ago. I've been listening every Saturday and now I was telling pre-k
What am I gonna do every Saturday? I drink and start drinking in the morning all day long now
You guys are gonna be off the air in July. What am I gonna do?
Well, the government is paying me quite a amount of money to stop doing this
So it'll curb alcoholism because they think that I can curb alcoholism since I've coached all you guys up to start doing day
Drinking on Saturday morning. Um, I don't know and I need to get the final show day
They were calling me the other day said what is the final show day and I've got to figure out when our 20th
Year is
So that I can pay it's in June. I know it is
So probably do it. I
What's the last Saturday of June?
That'll be the 20 years
Right now they can go to JCW show calm. That's where you can watch and
Keep the gig. I do do that too
27th June 27th is our last show June 27 June 27
It's our last show and but we'll keep doing some podcasts and videos and stuff
It won't I don't know what we're gonna do exactly, but I'm not gonna be glued to this bitch anymore. I can tell you that
I'm sorry, Greg. You don't pay me enough to do this job
Do you want to I mean? Thanks for the good time. No, we got a little time left. All right. Thanks, sir
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Radio and you know what's gonna happen next Saturday. Donnie Larue was gonna go down. That's good. We have 162 tickets sold
We've got more than that sold. Okay, that's a whole 450. Okay. Yeah, I didn't know I'm behind the times
Yep, so you need to hurry up. Okay, my bad
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After the last show, will you you and take the mic and
Continue on
Right now are you in a bus station?
No, we're outside the courtyard spring tears
They give us this graphic
Smalls, I think Michael in North Carolina
I don't think a 04 GT's worth 10,000
No Mustang you oh four oh four wait what wind of the that's when the body style changed. No
I'm getting
Oh three Terminator
04 was 70 is the same body style as the 03. Is that right?
Yes, sir, it's the 40th anniversary edition
40th anniversary of what of Ford's sucking
Oh, I like Ford's I like Mustangs
That's just fun to listen everybody bitch like anybody like it matters. I mean who cares I got yeah
Yeah, we got 70,000 mile Mustang
No can't make it work. Yeah manual transmission. Yeah, go run an ad and
And crush fingers that's full blown retail plus that body styles just not that desirable
In my opinion damn it the percent miles want to talk about I don't remember what it was
I shouldn't have taken that call because I had something good loaded in my brain and it's gone the war
No, no Tiger Woods, man, that's so much can't drive
About a no driving him ever
For fourth time you got the money to get a driver, but he doesn't just wrecking rolls
Oh, he rolls his car. So Tiger would flips his range Rover yesterday. Was it like in a it was not in a highway setting
Yeah, and he's just sitting there bouncing on the side
Bouncing Bob
Rolls his rent Rover and in California he rolled that Buick or something a couple years ago broke his leg all hell up
Yeah, and then 17 he fell asleep behind the wheel and his bands fell asleep 2009
He crashed his escalating to a fire hydrant on his wife chasing with a golf club down the driveway
Was that that same wreck the golf club record was the golf club wreck a different thing. That's the same one. Okay. Yeah
That's where it all started
Teeth out
Yeah, that's a meme it did not get that but the wreck didn't do to help a million
She didn't do any good for the escalating. No, no, no, that's where it all that's where it just started for him
Just unwind. Well, I think it started unwinding before that because he had quite the resume of Poonting
Well, yeah, but it didn't come to light until 2009. That's when everybody's like oh tigers got some issues
So a driver to the head and then you drive your
You drive your late into a tree or a fire hydrant. Yeah. Oh my god. This is hard. He seems happy though
He does. Yeah, look happy. He's he's he's got a pill problem. Yes
I mean, that's that's no zero alcohol in his blood. They say so it had to be pills
Wonder what a tiger's mom would say about this. She can't be happy by tiger. What's mom?
Did you hear about your son's new wreck? Thank you for joining us this morning by the way worried? Oh
Do you see my son tiger? Oh, yeah, we saw on the television. Oh, no
He wrote his Land Rover. He did roll this land Rover. It's not funny. No, it's not funny
I got never good driver. No when he was child. We buy him the hot wheels
They were not so hot. No
Until he discovered how to use a six iron
Take his hot wheels. No into the yard. Yeah, and he's six. I
He drives the hot wheels
140 on to the green
At 68 yards per hour
This is what we call the wrong car wrong car very wrong very wrong
I hope he's okay. He'll be all right. He's there. He's power. He's gonna add a jail
I a four bottles of baby aspirin four bottles of baby aspirin with a
Entree are we come power from the pen the kitchen? Oh
And two bottles of of but why some
Oh
What do you order when you go to the Chinese restaurant? Oh, I reckon dinner saw. Oh, yeah
Well, it was spicy mother. What'd she say Versailles kitchen general saw
Do you have any questions for Tiger Woods mother while we have you on the phone?
Let go
Do you drive on?
Can you do an impersonation of Tiger Woods mother
I
Want you to try out to be Tiger Woods mother on the show real quick
Do an impersonation I want to see if you can replace Bobo's Tiger Woods mother on the show
All right, we'll be back in a minute. We've got to get a break. What did he say?
Chop suey be right back
Me the
Right now
This is the lightning round dial a deal all the beds are good at give me the vent comm Tommy in Houston
You've got a what what 20 vet with 22?
Yep, is it a convertible or hard top?
Hard top what color and is it a stick?
That's red
Manual or automatic automatic does 50 grand by it
You said 50 mm-hmm
No, I said does 50 grand buy it
No, no, no, I'm looking for for 60. Okay. Do you want to meet in the middle?
I'm sorry, Xavier. Do you want to meet in the middle?
No, I mean, I've got an offer for 58 five right now and I'm going to be the guy for six to hurt off for 60 if he
If you like it, so are these retail people like they want to buy it for themselves
Yeah, I want to niece on dealership more side of Houston. Yeah, there's another dealer
Okay, so these aren't retail people. These are dealers you you got you got wholesale offers at 58 grand
And another one for 60 after he after he does a little wrong, okay
So this thousand upgrades do it also I missed so I don't have that information
See so tell me about what's because that's what I'm saying
There's a missing piece of the puzzle here if the money's that different. So what it what's the upgrades?
So I've got a $5,000 Boston wheels and tires. I've got a LMR
They want a racecraft exhaust on it was about 6,500
And then I've got a front splitter about a $3,500 package on the front splitter and the
What about the wing? What about the rear? Did you put the wing on it?
Yeah, so it's got an arrow package, but it's aftermarket
Yeah, and it's just a 51 pack also. So if I give you 60 I own it
Yeah, so
Okay, I own it
So
I've got a place in sugar land. I've got totally where all our places in houston. They can drop it off sugar land
They got one over in
Spring you got one over in memorial area. So you plenty of so loaded and have you already been talking to somebody at give me the vent.com
Yeah, I got it. I got an offer me guys at 555. Well, you got to automate it off
You got to automate it off for right? Yeah, because that's just the computer
But you got to understand and I'm having to explain this to people
So don't make me look stupid because it's going to make me look stupid
Nobody knows you got 15 grand worth of stuff on it except you and I've enlightened that my computer doesn't know I didn't know
But now that I know
I stepped right up
There you go. All right, you own it. All right. So go go back to go back to give me the vent.com
Or whoever your guy was of his in um, tell them anyway
We get somebody with you right now and they can if you want to do the do you have a title?
Oh
Yeah, uh
Go ahead and take pictures of the title front and back take pictures of your driver's license
Go ahead and send that over. Let's get it loaded. So I can get you paid quick
I get you paid today. All right. Bye
Yep, yep, uh, another one in houston capri 13 camaro z 50 l one salvage title
Yes, sir, where did you buy it or did the title get salvaged on your time or did you buy it that way?
I bought it that way and like I said the only reason
It's it's got a salvage title because it was stolen
And the insurance company couldn't recover it in time. So they had to put a salvage title on is it a hard top or convertible
No, it's a hard top with with the sunroof
How long ago did you buy it?
I bought it about two years ago. So it's a zl one which um, is that the lsa?
motor
Yes, sir. Yeah. Yes, guys. Um
Chevrolet back, you know was it 15 years ago? They made a zl one comeback
And it's a special edition camaro. It's cool rig
um
You know the cars were 30 grand
Without the story
And we typically bid salvage titles for 50 percent of the normal money which would be 15 grand
Okay
Because they're salvage titles dude. They're not financeable. It's different. There's there's a there's a different value there. You know that, right?
Yeah, I mean, I get it. I get it. But you know, it's like it's it's a collector car too, right? So right, right
So what's what's it take to buy it?
I mean, I was I was hoping for like 30 file. I mean, I could probably put it online
Someone
Hang on. Hang on. We just established the fact that the normal money on a non branded cars glow 30s, right?
You're like, yeah. Yeah. Okay. We're all good there. We agree. How much is your branded salvage total car 35?
Why is that? I've seen
I've seen these cars online
listed
Did I sold one for 28 on Wednesday with 42,000 miles? I've seen them too. I get you. I'm with you
but but
Yeah
Can you catch a mullet walking down the street with some money that he inherited and hit him and punch him in the face
And knock him out take his money and stick them in this car with a salvage title. You can yes
You can do that. You're that kind of sales guy. You can do that
But the real money on this car
It is worth more than a normal salvage title a because it doesn't have structural damage if your story matches up
Or or wreck damage and b
It's a collector car of sorts. So
I bet you're hardheaded enough if I gave you 25 on it on a salvage title 13zl one you pass
Yeah, I
Got out of that one. Yes, you did. What if I gave you 27?
No, no, that's not gonna. Did y'all notice what I was saying? I said, what if I I did not offer it's all good, man
Go shop that bitch shop that bitch shop that bitch have fun with your salvage title zero one
And he is right fundamentally
That his car is worth more than the typical salvage title because the story and what it is
But he is wrong on the price. All right, we'll be right back
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I realized college was
Be almost a bull
But when I when my business teacher never owned a business and the fitness coach looked like he ate the gym
Did you go to college? I didn't central Missouri state university. Yeah, my degree is in aviation technology
And you're right. There's people teaching aviation technology to people that
Know nothing
No, nothing about real aviation also went to radio classes from people that have never been on broadcast radio before
They were teaching yes
Yes, my my instructor because I was on the local radio station at the time k o k l warrensburg and uh k o k l warrensburg, missouri
Here you go 1450 a.m
We signed off at midnight. Anyway, uh, he would ask me questions. I'm like, dude, you're the professor
Did you see where the speaking of aviation? Did you see where that long island plane took off and hit a coyote?
Hit the coyote. Um, I mean that doesn't happen in the long island very often. No, maybe a lobster
Like coyote anywhere, you know, I've got a pissed off. They're like taking our stuff our varmints our critters
Right and getting them in the news up there. That's bull. That's not right jersey
They're making stuff up it was a jet blue flight headed to road island
From road island to new york city turned around after it hit a coyote
I mean if I was a coyote up there, I'd at least want to get hit by an american
American not a jet blue
Hit by a white trash airplane
Actually, we have one of the passengers talking about the coyote hit cut number five
We got on the plane everything was going good. We heard a thud and then after the thud we still took off
We're up in the air for about 10 15 minutes and then all of a sudden the captain came on and said
This is a flight crew. Anyway, we heard that thud. We hit coyote
We are now on our way back to providence pvd. We thought it was actually a joke at first
We're like, is that like cold for something else? Like what's going on? We didn't know the kid's autistic. Yeah pilot. Why the guy talking right there?
Why I can hear it
God, you know, what's weird is you're probably right. Is that a pilot talk? No, that was a passenger. There's an autistic passenger
Yeah, pilots get on listen to him again. Go and we got on the plane everything was going good
We heard a thud and then after the thud we still took off
We're up in the air for about 10 15 minutes and then all of a sudden the captain came on and said
This is the flight crew. Anyway, we heard that thud. We hit coyote. We are now on our way back to providence
I don't know. It's actually a joke. It's a joke. It's definitely a joke. Yeah, definitely
pilots get on and joke a lot about hitting things. Anyway, it's kind of weird. This is even stranger
Hard to believe. Yeah, we actually have the coyote on the air with us in the studio. No, no
Dude, we flew this coyote in from New Jersey just to talk to you. Well, I'm gonna go sit on the couch while you're doing this
No, he's hurting. Come on. Let me talk about a bit. No, are you here with us? He's up by the, there he is by the microphone
Don't tell your boss. Don't worry about me. You don't have to pay me anything
He's from Jersey. He's a Jersey Jew coyote. Hello. My name is Christoph Kinnicki
Christoph Kinnicki. Good to meet you
It's an unfortunate thing about the aircraft. Yeah, you can't get hit
I went all the way to Providence from Staling, Connecticut for my annual spring hunting trip
To pursue the delicious
but elusive
Ring tipped pheasant
Ring tipped pheasant. I first spotted my prey
Loitering near the dumpsters in back of the food services court at P. F. Green International
Very busy location. Busy area. He looked lost
and confused
So concealing my killer instinct
I approached him and very politely says, what do you say? My friend, you look like you could use a snack
And sat out a delicious helping of Ritz Crackers, which as we all know Akosha
Yes, they are
So even after I catch and eat him
The crackers will still be a blessing
His response
Though quite gracious
Was unintelligible
I caught it on my Acme body cam. Listen to this
Oh, he sounded just like that. Yeah
Amazing amazing
Well, he ate a whole box of Ritz crackers
In roughly a second and a half
And just as I reached for him, he addressed me once more
And was gone
Apparently the ring neck pheasant is incredibly fast on the ground
Yeah, they us now my cousin from Arizona
Wiley Wiley is your cousin also an avid hunter. I've heard of him
Recommended that I purchased a pair of the Acme rocket powered sneakers
So I took off at what seemed like around 140 miles an hour
Down the tarmac after the bird
Yes
And ran right into an airbus 320
That's what I said
Luckily
I still have four days of vacation. You do and four more boxes of delicious rich crackers because
As my uncle Heyman always told me what he said never pay retail
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Hey by
listeners on the east coast like carolina's
Virginia if y'all know anything about a lady named vivian
And the company is called pump boys
Go to gmtv garage and send me a note or you can call in right now
If you really know some but we've got this deal we've been working on buying these cars from this lady
She crazy crazy crazy and I think she did a bunch of mechanics leans on people's cars
What is the name again poem pump boys pump boys
You know, but I just
I
They mechanically leaned on so many people's cars. I bet there's some people that are our listeners
That are victims of theirs
And I don't want to buy any of their cars if I buy some
Because then it'll come to you. Well, I mean legally we've been in the background on legally you can't but I just
It's one of those questions like is it worth messing with do you want the heat?
In the bad feel like bobo lost his car to these people and so they brought his car in for restoration
He signed the paperwork. They started upping the bills
He started arguing with them and then they do this trick around and pop the car on him mechanically
He loses his car. This didn't happen once this happened like 50 times
Or a hundred times. Yeah, and so
What is a scam they're doing? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, well, I know I'm allegedly. Okay. Sorry. Yes
People are accusing of that
And they fought it off in court and it's just a pretty hot set of cars is what I'm saying
But legally, I don't know
You normally I don't talk about these things on the radio until they're done, but I don't care
Just any more information. This is big now. It's just been going on so long. I'm just kind of punting
It's become quite common in places. I read about it. I'm just talking about this particular deal
This has been going on for six months and I'm just kind of like whatever
Is that a normal thing for mechanics to do something like that? I'm not crooked ones
Or
Not crooked ones that don't get paid
Because that happens a lot of times people bring their cars to the shop and they want to do a hundred thousand dollar rest
Oh, they put 10,000 down. They the shop gets 20,000 in they don't get the rest. They don't get the next payment
So the shop owns the car
Yeah, or an everyday joe needs a new transmission, you know, yeah
You're like, oh 3000. Oh, and you order the parts and they sign the release and they get it and they install it
And they're like, hey, I can't pay for the transmission. Like well, I'd keep in the car
Yeah, it could be an honest legal thing and they and they have to keep the car until you pay for you
Have a certain amount of time. I think did you can sell it? Yeah, but this place did it hundreds of times
And what was the name? I don't know about hundreds, but there's a pump boys pump boys
But if you if you google it, you'll see all this new it was on the on the headline news like the local
charlotte raleigh news
Vivian Pumbano. Anyway, it's really a weird deal
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And we were I I'm you know, I got sideways with her imagine that
No, she's pretty rough. So she's dealing with our guys and we go through all these lists and we make a contract
We're doing all this and then I finally get her on the phone
Because she's just she's being real pushy. I said, hey lady
These cars have hair all over them
Yeah
And I'm offering this and I'm gonna pay this and I've called the local authorities. I've called the da
I've I've spent a little money backgrounding this situation to make sure you're not getting me into a trap
I said, there's still some hair on
and
You don't have normal cars
You don't get to get normal prices. Sure
I'm not stealing them, but I'm not overpaying for them. Here's what we're doing
And when I let her know that I knew about the situation that I called the feds
She was so pissed off
Oh busted. Yeah, she was so mad because she was going along with me all the time
I'm like, we built this one and we did the you never tell yeah
I pop this from all these people and she's like none of these cars that I'm selling you were repossessions. I'm like
Yeah, sure
And none of this stuff in the news is real
Yeah, and no in the files down at the da's office was not really
It's all made up just alleged. I don't know
I just if anybody really what I'm doing here is putting a shout out if anybody has any background on the east coast
I'd like to hear your side of the story before I get any deeper in this
Speaking of scams on the east coast did you hear the maryland homeowner? This is just awful
She has these guys six guys from kwadamala come in to redo her house
You've had that happen john. I put all that out there and didn't give a contact info. Oh, yeah, sorry
J c w a show dot com and click email john or you can go to gmtv garage or you can just call it now 800 800 7 2 3 4
800 800 radio now you got it boss. Okay. We have the maryland homeowner
She brings these six guys into work on her house about $10,000 worth of work and then
She calls ice on them. What?
Yeah, that's kind of the same kind of thing what we're talking about very much. That's why I was thinking about this
It is it's it's a scam doing polish version got away. Well so far
She's been slammed on social media, but you know, what do you care the work's done?
And they're gone and then she didn't have to pay. Yeah, but snitches get stitches man. That's what I hear bitches
And of course they left all the tools behind
I mean, what a crappy good just a horrible human
I mean, you know, but what do you mean, you know
She's trying that she's trying to
Trying to what help the country. Yeah
She's doing a civic duty
That's a kind of thing you wrap around your karma. Right, right
But there they did they did bust her on social media and people are doing that. So unbelievable
Narcs man people will do Narcs. Oh and between the shutdown with the government the iranian war and Somalian
Fraudsters in minnesota some Americans get this are so upset with the government
They're saying they're not going to pay their federal taxes
This year just paying another 1200. I'm sure you can fix that too. Here's
Yeah, here's the attorney actually talking about these people that are managed to government
So they're not going to pay their taxes. You call those people felons by the way
And here's the attorney rachel cohen cut number two. I'm not paying my federal income tax this year
I am an attorney. This is obviously not legal advice
And so I felt my taxes after I got all of my 10 99s and my w9 for my original employer and I owed about
$8,800 in federal income tax and about $3,000 in state income tax to illinois musician
Joan Baez used to withhold 60 of the taxes that she owed the government at the end of every year as a form of protest
Over the 60 of the budget that went to the military industrial complex. So this is not new
But she sees a shrink come tax this new attorney
She sees a shrink and is on
Um prescription medicine. How do you know this? I can feel it because he's psychic
Great kreskin and you're bro. Listen to her. I know somebody just slap her and shut her up. She's assuming a lot
My dad got into this no tax thing years ago. He bought this book. Um, I think he found it on the shotgun news
Your dad. Yes, and he was totally in love. Well that income tax not constitutional
They're not gonna make me because he's saying that you know add multi flag and all and he was like totally into
I said dad. I was about 16th time. I said dad found that just sounds a little little inky to me
Yeah, I don't I don't think you should try it
I don't think he ever did but they're they're out there. They're out there real quick. Frank in vegas
Is this the frank in vegas who had the vietnamese made that wanted to sell the 300 dollar vw
That was blind. Yes. Yes same thing. Have you ever okay? Supposedly she found this buyer over in france. Okay, and
He was talking something about
Putting the car in escrow. Yeah
What's the sales price of the car they actually have such a thing i've never heard of it
What is the sales price of this car? What does she sell it for?
Okay, she's supposedly getting 12 five for it
He's gonna scam her out of some money is what's fixed to happen
This is the car that you and I both agreed is worth a couple thousand dollars about three months ago. Yeah
But she's
She's getting 12 five for it now suddenly in france
And he's throwing a new kink about some escrow and I promise you
Before this deal is over
She's gonna need to put some money somewhere for him to do her part of the deal
And she's gonna lose it and then you're gonna be calling me again
And i'm tired of talking about $500 Volkswagen buck from some vietnamese lady that's blind
How do you drive a $500 buck if you're blind?
I
Yeah, well she's getting cataract surgery. She thinks your eyes are gonna get better
And
Yeah, well, I think I just get the thing started. Yeah, listen. I don't care go ahead. Um the
Her eyes are yeah laugh at me all you want. I'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing at
Her so if she takes a one off of that, I think she's seeing that one on the front of that 12 five
I think it's 2,500. Yeah. All right. Good luck guys. Good luck. Yeah last phone call from you and vegas on this
Blind vietnamese lady's $500 bug
It's in storage that he got running
This is why I don't like talking to people
This is why I stay away from people it's unfortunate
But like when I answer that guy's facebook message when I wake up in the middle of the night
And I mean I get a lot 50 to 100 every 48 hours of listener fan mail, right?
And when I reply to him to actually try to help him
Then he's gonna keep coming back
and then
Now i'm glued to the deal and when I stop communicating with him
I've just turned into an a-hole now. You're the bad now. I'm a bad guy
So it's easier just not to talk to anybody
Let me take a walk and this is awful
I'll tack your feet
Cause I'm the tax man
He's awful
Now don't ask me
What is fun
Oh
Broadcasting live from the wolf radio studios
It's time for the john clay wolf show with john clay wolf
What's the name of that band
Oh, um rascal flats with the lesbian woman singer
I'm standing here
Life is a highway
That's a guy. Yeah, there's no that's not a lesbian. Yeah, I know I've been saying that for years
It's a joke and I saw pheo von rip off my joke. Did he yeah
Saying that that if you look at a picture of the rascal flat singer, it definitely looks like a lesbian woman. Yeah
At the right angle
Not straight on all the time, but if you catch him in the right angle
Yep, what country music's changing man
It's not around forever rascal flats. Come on. I know they've been around for I'm talking about in a general sense country music changing
That is absolutely true. Yeah, I heard uh, georgia florida lines getting back together
Or is it florida georgia line? Who cares? Who cares?
Are you gonna have this tune while you're driving through uh, when you're doing uh, coffee?
This is driving cars coffee in case it is. Yeah
I mean, it's it's it's a driving song, you know, I'll probably listen to strawberry 23 or whatever, but yeah, not not so much
Listen to georgia straight straight just makes my truck drive slower
Yeah, like a paid-off mortgage just doesn't care anymore
George straight, you know, they really
Well, the joke was is listening to slow old country music makes my car drive slower and it does
But yeah, um, even his quick stuff is pretty relaxing man tomorrow morning 9 a.m. Walnut springs
We meet at the garage in the rattlesnake at
Not the rattlesnake the roadhouse. Sorry
um
9 a.m
And we're gonna have breakfast there cars and coffee and walnuts brings tomorrow morning
Ain't that big a deal it's not formal
It's just and then we go and do a couple of tour roads after that about 11
The crazy eight tour road that we put together takes about one hour each loop and both of them center in the middle here
What how many folks show up last time 50 60? It's a lot of cars
Bring exotics too because dude these these roads are killer ass turning driving roads. I mean, it's like a racetrack
You just want to go fast. There should be there should be two sets of them
They'll the the classic collector cars and the Porsches and the lambos
Because it's I mean it's good you let them go out front first
I don't know. We just do whatever we want to do just do it
I mean everybody passes you but what we need to do is get with the sheriff's department set off this one section
That's about
12 miles
We need to have a race out there
Yeah, because it's good. I mean, it's not kind of good Mike. It's like better than kota good
It's it's a racetrack. I don't know. It's got good visibility
Whoever at the highway department laid this thing out had a hell of a sense of humor
And he was definitely a motorhead
Because you can't do that on accident. I mean like bank the corners
Really? Yeah, I mean it's crazy
The between 67 and Plexi. Yeah, it's it's a racetrack
If you want a racetrack buy a house in that area, I've I've gone home that way
Partially a couple of times. I just do what the nav tells me
And I've been all the do you know, there's a movie studio out there somewhere west of like weatherford's I do. Yeah
It's beautiful. It's got a giant statue of jesus out front. I swear to god
It's the hell are you talking about the same area west of weatherford
West of weatherford
Dude, we're having a cars and coffee tomorrow walnuts springs and I'm talking about in our loop
We're we loop up through across 67 by the loco coyote and loop around then go to plexi and come back down
That is not west of weatherford. This is there is no statue jesus and there is no film studio
There is it's called cupurnium studio cupurnium
But that's where I'm talking no
I mean you're like out between weatherford and middling way north of where you're talking about. I'm sorry. I got hooked
I thought we were talking about highways
Sean and middling. Good morning. You're on the air
Hey, what's going on guys, man? If you really enjoy your show. Thank you a lot of laughs over the years
We try we talk we try hate to hear hate to hear that you might be uh spending off and doing something else
You'd rather be doing on a Saturday. I'm I'm sure you can
Find something fun to do it's called sleeping in really appreciate you got the punch man. Yeah
I'm 57 years old and I have a hard time sleeping in there's always something I want to do
I hear you but I've been just glued to this so so every wednesday morning
9 30 a.m. I've got to be on the auction block for the past
a gazillion years, right?
And every Saturday morning 8 o'clock 3 a.m. I've got to be on this radio for the past gazillion years
Every thursday morning at 8 a.m. I've got to be on this conference
My life is scheduled and it's fine
But I just I'm just tired of being I don't know. I'm just bitching. What do you want?
I get it
I get it. I have a swimming pool service and I know what you mean. I've been doing that stuff
So long the pool business
1991
But it treats me well. It says you're rolling in duro today. You're rolling in enduro today. Where's that?
Oh, yeah, we're six miles west of blackwell checkers, which is about 30 35 miles south of sweetwater
Is there a great big jesus statue in a movie theater studio right next to it?
No, huh
No, no movie theater out here, buddy
No movie studio
So you're an enduro rider
Oh, yeah, yeah mix and gas and hauling uh, yes drop a gear this pair man
So if you're mixing gas, are you running a 500 or what are you riding?
Oh
I'm running off. I got a titanium
306 days that I'm running a fuel injected one. Yep. So excellent tool for what we do, man
How and are you an a b or c rider?
Uh, I run kind of I don't really get like to get on the a stuff pretty much anymore. So I'm more like a bc rider
Okay
So you've been doing this a while. I talked to marty ishmael. Do you know who marty ishmael is? He does a lot of those tcc ras
No, sir. I talked to him about
About doing a tcc ra out here
Um, because I've got 220 acres out here that I wouldn't mind putting a track on and I'd rather do enduro
Because they're they don't get as wide and rutted out
Because it's not all at once anyway, um, if you know a promoter that wants another stop
And we could do it in boski county go to gmtvgarage.com and click email john and hook him up with me because I've got
Um, 210 acres. We could put a you know, eight mile or 12 mile long
Right. Well, that'd be cool. I could uh,
Somebody get some up pictures of kind of a little rough idea of what they'd be rolling
As far as your terrain is concerned, trust me. I've been riding cross country forever
and
Uh, I I understand the program and this is the good stuff
Lots of elevation changes. Yep. Lots elevation changes
Lots look
Thank you
Cc this you don't mix the gas
I
Don't drop all that spark plug into the island center shot. Crab. What is what what you want to talk about turley's wiener?
Oh sports wiener, huh?
Yeah, but hey john, you're looking good this morning represent representing california. Thank you. KOS shirt
and uh
Turley angels are two and all
Dodgers yankies what the hell's going on man. Yeah, it's early on baseball
Just started john. I know you're excited about baseball. Aren't you john? What sport?
Baseball opening weekend
The quarters versus the hippies tonight at eight o'clock on cbs
It's only weekend people get really focused on and then after that there's 160 more one games more and they don't care
Whatever long season. Oh, yeah, I just wanted to say good morning guys. Thank you. Thank you. Yes. Yeah the sports wieners
It's it's excited big weekend baseball and college basketball
Oh, man down to lead eight now. Oh, man. My huskies are still in it, but I think they're gonna lose the duke tomorrow unfortunately
Why are they your huskies? You didn't go to school there my dad
My family went there. All right. That's all it matters. Okay, Washington state. No, you con. Oh, you con you con university to connect
Okay, you code. They're always great. You. Yeah. Yeah, they've been they've been good for they've had a good run with their
Head coach Dan Hurley, but they're gonna lose to duke unfortunately and probably arizona wins it all so
Anyway, my sports wieners happy goes so fast last seven days
We finished our set on thursday just in time to see Purdue get that last two points and beat texas
Do people care about this more than they used to?
No, I think uh, I think they care less about it. I don't you don't see as much interest as uh used to
Oh, really? Yeah, I I haven't had it's not that same vibe
On the on the tournament. Yeah
There's still a lot of betting going on of course jd. Do you even know what we're talking about? I'm not even listening
We've gone from cross country motocross racing to enduro to final four
Three topics that nobody gives a rat's ass about geeking out. Now moto cross is actually coming back in the mainstream a little bit
It's like non moto heads are talking about that
But um, you know sports are sports
Uh, there's a big dog varmint hunt. What?
varmint hunt going down in strong texas
Participants are subject to weird rules
From jerry and fort worth
That's right
Good morning. Good morning. I mean, what am I like the the tradio call out like
I mean you you want to send me the middle school lunches to read out over the air, too
No, this seemed like this was right up your alley man. This was uh, hey, man
I read these rules
Salisbury state
What were the rules? What were the rules? What were the rules?
Okay, so, you know, it's a varmint hunt today. It's happening actually today about 70 miles from walnuts springs. Okay
And the rules are crazy, man. Some of them
Uh, all the contestants are subject to a polygraph. Yeah
Because you might lie because there are a bunch of line bastards. Okay. Go ahead
Let's see. Yeah, you can't use aircraft
To hunt these bars. By the way, what you're looking for you get prizes for
uh, coyotes
bobcats
Yep, bobcats. Uh, let's see
uh
Um, imagine a fishing tournament with coyotes bobcats and coons or foxes. Exactly. Yeah, that's kind of a game
Boy this red neck and and uh, and what he's saying is that the rules are about so they set everybody out right in large spaces
And people start like they'll have them caged
They shot them the day before and they put them in a burlap sap
And so they're trying to avoid line bastards like the guy that caught the big fish the other day
In a fishing tournament. He put weights in the fish when he weighed in and I think they arrested him
They did that son of a bitch deserved it. I would think this is dangerous. What is the the varmint hunter death ratio?
It's not very high because like you drive around in these rigs almost like
tuna towers and fly bridges on the boat trucks. Yeah
So you're up there. Um, I knew you did this before I knew this was like I was like john
You you're like, yeah, yeah, what are you talking about? What are you talking about? You're playing it off?
And of course you've done this. Well, I mean, dude
if
If you're not a female
Actually, there's a lot of females that have done it. I mean, I mean
It's the red neck and it's not even you don't have to be a red neck. Oh, yeah
Yes, dude. Yeah, come on
Oh, satan, what have you got satan? What have you got for me? Oh another man you go ahead
Don't go to this thing. Why I'm not you know, listen, I've helped put this culture together for a long time
It's not for people like you. Okay. Okay. We need to keep you
You need to you need to stay alive. Okay
You know those other folks are fun lovers. Do you think they're dragging me in to kill me?
I've got an even better term thrill seekers. Yeah. Oh, what fun to kill a possum
Thank you, satan. Thank you, satan
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This is the john clay wolf show frag in tennessee. You've got a what a 50 000 mile 60 55 000 mile 24
Uh, larry at doodly for diesel
Yes, hmm
White 73
Yes, uh, no 73, uh, I think it's 6.7 if i'm not mistaken the diesel size. That's right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. Um
It's a larry. What color is it?
white
Hmm
fully loaded
Basically showroom except for a little
A little dent in the tailgate that if I didn't point it out you might not even notice
It's got new tires. Mm-hmm. And if it helps there's also a full tank of gas
I was fixing to say what does it cost to fill that thing up right now?
We're right now, uh 200 210
It's right on there if it and then what uh 40 40 45 down. Thanks
Yeah, mike where those things bring it out. I wasn't watching the truck line this week
So m and mar on it 64 grand. It's got 55 000 miles. He's got the right truck. I missed. What was it?
It's a 24
f 350 doodly
Um xl t or that's s rw. Uh larry it
Got a roof. Does it have a pano? Yes
Yep
You know, we're having to back these up because the um fuel prices. It's changing things a little bit
so
That's why I don't want to
I got a I got a panel cover. I once I bought the truck. I took the
The carpet mats out and put in the the weather tech mats
Put carpet up put seat covers on so that the truck is is basically showroom new tires. Like I said
Man, I think I'm 58 grand
Two weeks ago. I would have been 64
It's a they're coming down because the fuel prices the same reason everybody wants to sell cost $200 to fill them up
No
So if I wait two more weeks, is the price going to go up or down?
What do you think it will go down if the if the fuel price goes up these things will not go up from here unless we uh
We saw what happened when trump falsely announced the war was over the other day and uh oil went from 115 to 85
And then all the pressure's off right and then now it's back up to 115 or 120 again. So
It is definitely the price the value of that truck is directly related to the price of fuel
If you think the war is going to go on and fuel is going to stay high keep it
I know sell it right now if you think the you know, I don't even think I'm gonna drive it anymore
I'm just gonna keep the miles down and it's not even that it's just the right price comes in
Yeah, but I mean they're still making new ones, right? So it's not going to this this isn't a hemicuda
It's a ford
truck
You know what I mean
So anyway, I'll give 58 grand if you want to sell it go to gimmethevend.com. Thank you
There's one more uh 64 s s rebuilt motor da da da
Please load it just jack go to gmtvgarage.com or gmtvcc.com or hell
I got three sites gimmethevend.com
gmtvgarage.com or gmtvcc.com on these classic collector cars
And marcus, you've got an 81 vet do the same thing. Okay
You there. Yes, sir. All right tear
Terrence, what do you think we should speech impediment? Terrence real quick. What should we bid marcus on his 81 vet?
I
Got made buddy. All right, man. We'll be right back. He didn't know either
Really got there divine inspiration
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I understand where i'm at with this body
I
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It was where I was sitting versus where there were too many empty seats
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What the hell happened here
Oh
I'm confused. I need someone smarter than me to explain it bobby explain this you're up current news
Midget no hands no feet charge with murder stop it. What are you talking about?
Midget I think no, it's a little person little person. Come on. No seriously
How does this even begin you're in the car you look over and that's the guy you decide to start an argument with that
I
How do you lose a fight to a guy with no hands?
and no feet
even so he's got just nothing but
Nubs and he's little driving the car and he's little with what a bluetooth and he
He murdered somebody at what point do you realize I'm about to get killed by pure determination? I don't know
So oh, oh, this is that hacky sack. What's the
Nickel ball. No when you throw the beanbag into the hole
He's a cornhole guy. Is that what you're talking about? Yes. Okay, the cornhole guy. Yeah, believe it or not this guy
No arms no legs wins. He's a champion at the cornhole. Okay, and he's got a kind of he's got most
He's got a little hook like that chicken starbucks had at the bottom little hook set the bottom of her elbow
Correct. She had a little pinky kind of thing and when she'd hand me her change
And that's why when I'd go to starbucks and she would give me
The coffee. Yes with their good hand
And then she'd stick her nub out there holding my change with that little thing holding the stack of
quarters and stuff
And I was like, hey, you got to quit this just just keep it
So I just put in just keep the change man, I like you I and I take another dollar
I almost felt like I was a strip club and slide a five right in there
Praise Jesus wonders to be hold this guy's missing both arms both legs
But he's got enough of an arm that he can hold the had the little cornhole sack and throw it
Well, I'm seeing hold the gun he can drive he's driving and
Shooting a guy at the same time and killed him. Yes, that's true story full of anger. It is I looked it up
I put in
Cornhole cornhole midget and it pulls up his story. Yep
And there's a video online of him actually shooting a gun in case you wonder how he did 27 year old Dayton Weber. Yep
After shooting inside the car, he asked the other little people. I don't know if they're little people
He just said other people in the vehicle to help dump the body
How are they going to do that? So here's what we need to do with bobo since he's good at impersonations
That's just came to me
You need to set up one of your little sounds
That is mafioso midget little people. Yeah, I think that's what he's got because that's what this is
Oh, there's the video. So so so tom. Oh my gosh. There he is
It's go to jcwshow.com and go to our youtube stream. There's a picture of the guy shooting a gun
So he's a little person tommy carbone and he looks low because he's got no legs
But he's also a little person. Oh, okay. You can't do anything like we man. Yes. He's we man
Oh, so you're gonna call me little we man now, huh?
Hey, it's date dalton. How you doing dalton? Let me tell you a freaking thing or two. Okay
I've been all around buddy. What do you think happened to my hands?
What do you think happened to my feet? I don't know. I've been living hard
I've been living hard for a long time ringo
This ain't my first freaking rodeo
You know i'm talking about you seem very angry you ever try to shoot a gun without any fingers
No, but I see you know how I do that. How do you do it? I do it from pure will
I got a knuckle knuckle. I hadn't had on my arm
For 20 years. Okay. I can still feel it. Okay. I can still pull a trigger with it
You know what i'm talking about. I do now. Give me some of that mustard gold. That looks good
Hey, so how did you guys dump the body?
Body? Yeah, look at this mustard gold. He's got over here
Yeah, the news says that you asked your friends that were in the car to help you dump the body
They refused and they contacted the police
You then drove away with the victim the dead victim in the car and dumped the body in a residential yard
I wasn't aware he was dead
You shot him. No, I shot him
I was shot before
No, I look dead to you. You're not dead
I'm not dead. I thought maybe Zae Zae's little nap was something
He was tired. We was playing the cornhole
Was this did you kill him because you were angry about a cornhole game?
Antonio is cheating
Antonio's got nobody gets 14 cornholes in a row on the face shot
First round. Yeah, first of all
Nobody likes to lose. No
We all know that but you know when you lose because somebody's cheating
That's uh, you can't let that go. Now where I'm from. Yeah
You know where I'm from. No, I know the old country. Where Cleveland. Cleveland. Oh, that's a serious thing
You're a tough guy. You don't especially look at the little guy. We're talking about the cornhole
This cornhole is a serious business
You're putting the bag
Into the hole
This man is shabby this man a cracker does it 14 times in a row, right? I think not
That's why I had to shoot him but I didn't shoot him dad
I just shot him uh, sleepy. No, I'm sleepy
Thank you captain cornhole. That's all
I'm sorry about your game that didn't go well and it sounds like you've got some um your calendar's full
Thanks very much rest in peace
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It's from pro charger. No, that's the brand uh with a hellcat transmission, but that's what the
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We got the murder story the guy no hands no feet shoots a dude dumps body in the yard
We covered that his excuses are officially over
I've got a kill tony idea, but I'll do that later
Uh, what else did y'all see in little rock arkansas
The peppermint hippo is closing
How about that? Yeah, what's that? It's a
You did know I saw the story. Yeah. Okay. That's all right. I just I just was shocked that there was a strip club in arkansas
I'll call you know the spearmint rhino is a famous place sure the peppermint hippo means that like home of the hilf of the hilf
HILF
The hippo I'd like to hippo. I'd like to yeah
I wonder if hanna ever stripped there has anybody ever been to the peppermint hippo in arkansas
They got crossways with the uh liquor folks
But I can't go to a strip club without to get in the alcohol
What a terrible name and when you were doing your routes. Did you ever hit the are you a hilf? Did you are you a hippo?
Oh my god
The peppermint hippo. Yeah
It was so nice
It was so
nice
He didn't look nice
The photos the food was excellent. They made like country. Now. I've only been to the one in little rock. Okay. That's the one
They have one in vegas, but it's different
You can't get a chicken fried steak in las vegas. I don't care
And I can't eat that crap. No
Because I'm beautiful. You are beautiful. You're you um, you know, you've been coming on the show for a while now
In your age is starting to show and all that that life that you do
You're just getting a little
Pretty harsh. What's the word? I'm haggard. God. Damn. I think the word may be
Here we go
Rick
It's funny. It's funny. It's funny. You wish you were funny. You're prick
You're ugly. Good to see you Hannah. We've got to do a mail from jail with I'm haggard. Johnny
Look at my booty 20 years of stripping doing blow
Living on your knees half the time
And staying up until five years of fictional characters some more. Jesus christ
How do you spell prick like that right there? Please do not
Bobo's angry because I'm picking on a fictional character. You can you can give it out, but you can't take
From a girl. Please do not harass our fictitious characters
Go ahead. For god's sakes. It's just such an
Unintelligent thing to do. Keep your hands and arms inside the card all the time
Ah, I hope he doesn't hurt Johnny Cash's feelings
Oh, I'm Johnny Cash. Hey, what do I miss? You missed we were just talking about Hannah. There's that little girl over there. She's Hannah the stripper
She looked like a nice one. She will show you
John this week's mail from jail entry reads jcw
I've been listening to the show as you'll see
I may have missed something. Why can't Bobo compliment you?
You are and have been doing a hell of a job for at least last decade or so that I can tell
Why don't you explain to your friend from the pen?
What exactly am I missing? I can hang out with you and look at cows all day
But I want to know what's happening on the first sunday of every month
Social security checks come in on the first of the month
Someday we're gonna go look at some of those cars some of my cars some of your cars
Then we'll grab some of the best quesadillas on this side of the border
After we get some grub, I'll leave the pack on the most memorable trip you'll ever take. Oh boy. I want to do it
Everybody better come to husband's wives kids grandkids
More mouths to feeds a good problem to have right? Hey, man. Come on people. Have you seen the price of gas?
This is a cheap trip
I'm telling you when you're 14 miles in and look to the left you'll see it again at 28.2 miles on the right
Sometimes you can see big foot out there again
Yeah
And we can grab beer and when you're done and we can talk about your experience also
Michael Turley's ride
It would be a miracle if for whatever reason kim kardashian did check me out and scooped me up. Oh, it's this guy
Oh, yeah
He's written before then again. It'd be a miracle. John clay wolf. Check me out and scoop me up
All right, that went weird
It's odd things for him to say very strange
What are the chances zero zero to quote me
To quote the famous spring roll. That's a hard fought herd felt hallelujah
I love you, man. You're number one fan and friend from the pin
Gregory truett fergusson unit midway texas. He's a nice fella
Yes, that's you said it right if he ever gets out. He's a really nice fellow. Oh, yeah
Friends if you got mail from jail, just send it on down the line to us here at po box 471
517 that is in fort worth texas
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Thank you, johnny
So was he trying to describe where walnut springs is at is what he's saying sort of kind of was kind of
I think he's been listening to the program. It'll be a little creeped out. He's picked up a little uh
Little tidbits of information here and there and talked about maybe stuff you all talked about
I don't catch the whole show a lot of times. Yeah, well you gotta
Pre-game. Yeah, you know for the rhyming auditorium didn't know. Oh, yeah, you know, you hear the big show at night
But uh, you if you're tuned in you can get the pregame sometimes on wsm out there in tennessee
It was a pregame. Well, if he gets out in time next week because he's promoting stuff in walnut springs
He should he should come see stony larue at the roadhouse. Yeah great. Yeah
Because that's what I was wondering who he's promoting. What's his name again, johnny?
What was his name truett?
Gregory truett. Gregory truett. We'll put him on the list at the door. Yeah, there's limited tickets available
Very limited tickets. We want to get him to get him now
It's playing uh the fourth, right? Yes. Tony at the roadhouse. Saturday the fourth the day before easter
And are there are you can you still get tickets? Yes, you can still get tickets
But limited to hurry up hurry hurry get on the line and get him
It's gonna be a great weekend. Absolutely
Next weekend
Go ahead and sail out or also cars
Coffee and quesadilla is uh this weekend too. So this weekend that's sunday at 9 a.m. Correct. Yeah, they mean at 9 a.m
How's the man stay so busy? He's just a busy man. He's busy all the time. He's uh, I don't know
We're talking about people in prison. I have a story if we have time do you have time my for real quick real quick
Strangest circuit court orders in recent criminal history get this 18-year-old hannah kimberley arrested back in december
She slapped her boyfriend's hand out of his phone out of phone out of his hand. He was texting another woman
Okay, that happens. However, she received what many are calling an overly harsh
stipulation from the judge
Listen to this audio
This is going to be very strange this came from the judge in the jury trial set for later this month
Here is part of the local tv report cut eight
Due to the extreme and violent nature of this crime this court finds it fitting to try the defendant as an african-american
And fourth you will be referred to for the jury by the name bondell brown
Once the trial begins next week all courtroom images of hannah will depict her as a 300 pound muscular black man
And jury members will be instructed to imagine her as such
We're going to do our best to make sure that hannah is treated with the sympathy
And sensitivity that she as a photogenic white girl deserves. This is america
Nobody deserves to be treated as a black man
Now that hannah has ruled black the court has instructed local media to assume she's guilty
And the police have retroactively charged her with assaulting her arresting officer. Wow, it's gonna be ugly when that's not real
That's terrible sounded real to me. That's not real. I'm sorry. There's no way that's real
I don't think I should be the news director of this particular show
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I just found out a buddy of mine died. That's always fun
Oh
Damn, dude. He's been crazier than s house rat for a while, but you know, I know it was suicide
It's not say it's in the ap
Former raiders all pro center barrett robbins dies at 52
He was the quarterback at tcu. I mean the center. That's right. I'm sorry. I'm a little scatter
And he was my doorman at the plaid pig and
Ardvark in college. I had I had a couple college bars. Yes, and my partner best friend carter
Uh, they were roommates. They were both carter was a running back at tcu barrett was a center
Anyway, barrett made it big. He went on. He was the
Starting center for the raiders
And then he had bipolar issues. He didn't know he had bipolar issues until the super bowl
Well, he damn sure figured out then. Yeah, why because he forgot to show up for the super bowl. Stop it. No
Google it. Yeah, it's a great start. It's one of your best stories to show up for the super bowl. He went to twana
He got drunk you can almost stop there. He was watching the super bowl
On the tv when he realized he was supposed to be in it. Oh my god, dude. That's a real story real story
There was it was a huge story because everybody's like the the center for the raiders is missing and they don't know where he's at
I mean, it was all headlines. You don't hear about that kind of stuff
Super Bowl day like that doesn't happen. Just gone missing. I always thought they locked the teams down in a hotel
So they couldn't lock them in. Well, yeah, they can
Well, I think they they don't lock them down
But you're supposed to be back and that's when they realized he was missing so he got on a bender
And he got in mexico mexico. I mean, it's like a wild they'll now there'll be a documentary. So it got weirder
So then he's in miami. Okay. This is a big guy. Is this the same bender? Nope. No, probably four years later different bender and uh
I forgot what they wanted him for he was threatened somebody or something
And the the cops in a club
they were
He beat the hell out of them
three
FBI agents
See I just says law enforcement. Yeah, and they're in the bathroom and he's he's like taking them
It's smashing them together like king kong like a movie. Yes
And uh, they started shooting him
And he kept beating their ass
Did the bullets strike him they just bounced off of him. No, no, yeah, no, they yeah, they hit him
But they didn't get him in the heart or anything. So I think he took two shells. Is that right?
Do you remember the story? Yeah, he then he got uh, he was sentenced for five years in prison
Obviously after that now before that though, he was he had brood problems. This is fact
I remember uh
Deck of durable is a real thing. Yeah, and so that you can't tell that story
I mean, you know, I've sat there and helped him. I gave him a shot in the ass with deck of d-ball
You know, it looks like a veterinarian needle
Well, that'll do it. That'll make you crazy too. I did it. I did it a couple times. It made me crazy. I quit
Like what does it do? Like is it makes your heart beat fast? Like when you're working out, you're just too jacked up. I did
They came in these prepackaged things. They're big and I did like
Third third third and he'd just take the hole
Yeah, the whole vile thing is his prepackaged and preloaded and um, it would just make you real jazzed up, you know, just
Too too into working out and this I was like, I'm gonna now I get it why why people have aroid rages
But yeah, I didn't like it
He did I worked with a guy that was uh big into bodybuilding at the time
I think he was 24 at the time and he said it was just like a whole bunch of cocaine that lasts about 10 minutes
He said it gets you up up up never done cocaine
But if that's what cocaine feels like I do remember what that felt like and I was like, this is not me
God mighty so he died today
And I'll guarantee you a suicide just guarantee you. Yeah, they don't say what how it happened. So yeah, wasn't a car wreck
No
Unless it was a night in it wasn't a night, you know, it was a nightclub shooting or something
That would have been the news. Anyway rest in peace fair robins. You uh, we had good times
Too bad. So now that I've bummed everybody smooth out
Do you see the story about the guy the the reacher star alan richson?
Now he beat up his neighbor. Well, turns out the cops aren't even gonna he also maybe had a little
Roy issues
Do you see the video? Yes. All right. So you see the video. He's beating up his neighbor
From his motorcycle. Uh, they have a video of the whole thing. Actually, he was wearing one of the body cam at the time
So here's the guy richardson richard. Is it richson?
Richardson rich son rich son. Anyway, got into fight with his ronnie taylor the neighbor and here's his take on it
cat number three
I'd heard revving and speeding through our neighborhood of the motorcycle
I eventually saw the guy on saturday. I didn't know who it was
And I sort of like flippantly sort of said guy deep like like he was quite away
And I said can you just slow it down please and on sunday when I was cleaning my bike outside my house
He rode past once twice and on the second time
I walked out in front of him and I said you've got to stop someone's gonna get hurt
I did push him because he was coming towards me on his on his bike. He did it again for a second time
I pushed him a second time
I think the second time he got off his bike and it kicked the crap out of me
He did too that video he's just beating the hell out of this guy
And you think because you you get right in the middle of that video. Why is he beating this guy up?
Turns out the guy kind of had it coming. Yeah, he stood out in front of the bike
Yeah, I made him he wasn't yeah, I they show he kind of see that he was going about 20 miles per hour
Which in behind the streets isn't you know back streets. It's not that bad
Jump out in front of your bike and then you have to power brake and flip over the bars basically
Yeah, I think you're gonna get your ass kicked a handbrake will flip you
Can't beat in the sky. It looked like a movie. You really did. Well, he's not being charged, you know
No, he's not now. I mean they determined that he was encroached upon so
With this guy. Have you seen the Reacher show?
I have not I only Tom Cruise is like the only Reacher I understand at this point
A lot of my friends say it's really good
I don't know. Do you think this guy's did this just to get the tv started to beat him up?
So now he's one of those neighborhood guys one of the good
He's slowed down. Well, I read that this guy also rides bikes too. And so he's like the goody-to-shoe type of bike rider
Yeah, he feels like this. Yeah, correct. Correct. Yeah, slow down. I promise you. He's a day trader leaves the house three times a week
Right, he only goes goes for rides in the broad daylight never at night. Never at night. Yeah, he's the goody-good guy
Okay, if any he messed with the wrong guy more moral
Royds
Definitely Royds. You just lost a listener. That's what we're doing. Who's bitching now?
Somebody's always bitching we've been talking about this we get these emails all week this one
You just lost a listener list this comes from uh, Todd Passett in Levittown, Pennsylvania
I'm glad you idiots can find something to laugh about when it comes to spousal abuse
It's a serious issue that a lot of men suffer from
Did she beat him up?
Yep, when women manipulate you for love and put you in a literal cage for 10 hours a day
Just for her needs
I'm beginning to wonder for him
You just feel like a yeah, you feel like a scum of the earth just wanted
Some foot stuff and my ex-wife stomped on my private parts
I lost I lost one of them
There's a lot of you lost one of his tennis balls. Yep. Holy god
There's a lot of men going through this kind of thing. So please be more considerate. It's really not that funny, john
What brought all this up? I forgot
We've been talking about men getting attacked and beat up and stabbed and one guy got set on fire twice
Yeah by his girlfriend and then we had one this morning. He got stabbed and then he married her
Yeah, three times. We're raising awareness to guys like you that have lost a testicle to a woman
That's kind of what I'm thinking. We're this is almost a public service
I'm wondering if we're not up for some kind of an award. I know a guy named jason ball
You can stop right there. This is true. See it coming. His name is jason ball
He was a good basketball player in high school. He used to own
Oh, what was that place? It doesn't matter
Uh a bar on camp buoy, okay
And he was sitting on the side
He was sitting on the side of his bed college, maybe or senior year
Flipping a shoe. Flipping it up catching it flipping it up catching flipping it up whack
Hit the left one. Maybe the right one. I wasn't there
Lost it. Wow with a shoe. I mean it didn't like cut at all. No, but it created such an issue
It had to be removed after that testicular concussion
But I mean, what are the odds that that happened to a guy named jason ball?
Well, his last name wasn't balls
Right, right
Perfect motto for the guy is still balling
He's got one
What was that show my old lady used to make me watch sex in the city? Yeah, like uh, the the redheaded one
Had a had a boyfriend a man friend and he had one ball and he was very insecure about it
You know, hey man, listen listen life's hard, but ball's a ball
Liquid lean arms strong like you got no balls. We had a we had a guy on our football team. We called him one ball
How do you know? I want to know how you knew that. Well, you take showers. You know, you can see him a little bit a little off there
You know reach down there and just check it out sacks little crooked. It's just yeah
Not normal
I mean everybody's got a high low. Don't I I mean it was different. It was definitely different
I don't stare guys in the shower
I
Mean it's just it's high school football. I mean, you know
The weight early is explaining this and making this okay
You know, I might have stared too long, but hey, it's high school
I mean, have you seen the the pants the spandex we're wearing these days very tight. Yeah, very very tight
Hey, I got something for you. It's called D's nuts
Speaking of very tight Mike and Little Rock, Oklahoma. I mean Arkin saw you go to the the peppermint hippo strip bar
Oh
The name like hippo you wouldn't think that they'd be small
It's not the peppermint teapoo
I
You know, they got me trying this coconut
You know lavender and all this stuff was making them smell better and only thing they make them smell better was
peppermint
Yeah
Caution tape around them as things are damn bad
Oh
So they'd spray themselves down with peppermint and they'd set up a police scene to dance
Oh
What is it green fumes? Oh
Well, Mike, thank you
What place do you like going to in arkansas where they don't have green fumes and police tape?
Oh
There is no place dark and solid has that
What are you gonna do with it?
What are you gonna do with the rest of your day? We're inquiry minds want to know
What do you think man? We'll drink our girl. Thank you, Mike
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It's got a new fuel pump. It's got new radiators. It's got a new
Water pump. It's
Wasn't there a lesbian package on those back then
Serious
Bucket seats is what he said
It gets 18 miles a gallon. So that's a good right now. We can sell it just on the 18 miles a gallon
Yeah, but there was a lesbian package. I'm telling you I need if it's coming back to me splash. Yes
Is this splash? Yeah
Yes, sir. It's got the splash rear end. It's got the super cabs. It's got the shark front end
What's a splash rear end?
It's got the step side, sir
Okay
It's a very new and it's got the bed liner and it's got a toolbox
A craftsman new have you ever done methamphetamines?
Oh man, all right, it burns your nose if you do it through the nose
Yeah, sir, uh
So here's what happens whenever they whenever they're driving mild out little stuff like that and they call you sir all the time
That that's somebody that's been beat down
And the reason they got beat down is because they've gone through a few rounds of meth
And they got out of prison twice and they're just lucky to you know, they just sir you sir sir sir
That was my trigger on meth besides him talking a little too much
Besides him having a 98 ford ranger with almost 300,000 miles. That happens. No, nobody's trying to sell it for how much?
There's a little methi price too
Why do math when you have the john clay wolf show ryan your truck's got a lot of miles on it, man
Is it 150,000 is that right?
Yes, sir
Yeah
I don't you want mid 20s for a 23 gas two-wheel drive base with 150,000 miles on it
Yeah, I know it's a little high, but I just because it's got the tool bed the ladder rack and uh Tommy gate
Have you ever seen our bit where we do the dumb ass of the day?
You're not a dumb ass, but this this this quote's pretty silly pretty pretty pretty silly
25 grand come on man. Come on. Come on. No
Come on
Get the hell out of here with that 25 grand with a shop truck with a bucket and a half
Pull the tommy gate off and put it on the next one
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And we're back. I've got all these notes here. I don't make any sense to me
Screw it. We'll just go. What have you got jd? What do I have this year the story out of houston, texas
Uh, apparently a meteorite crashed through this lady's home last saturday right in the roof, right?
Experts confirmed that a meteor was passing through the area
And a professor from the rice university has confirmed that it is in fact a meteor fragment
We have her audio here. She happens to be black and she's keeping it
We heard a big boom so I told my grandson to go see what it was
He come back and said you have a hole in the ceiling first thing I was mad
I'm like what did come through the ceiling? But then when I saw the rock I'm like
Oh, no, I said that looked like a meteor and they said they had reports that a meteor was over
Northport of houston. So I say said this probably is a meteor and I'm definitely going to keep it
I knew you would love that man
I saw that early morning on fox 4 and I thought oh that lady's voice gotta have it. What is that worth?
Uh, actually it's got value if it does have value if it if it turns out to be they can prove
It's from and they can either mars or the moon. It can be worth $2,000 per gram 2000
So what how many grand I know you don't know how many grams full pounds
How big was it like a fist? Well, it was big enough to make a hole in her roof
So it's like this big and it bounced off the way they held it. It's like they didn't hold it like this
They were holding it like, you know, you could break a toe if you drop that deal
She's gonna be a hero in her town
That several thousand dollars per pound if it's martian or lunar. Oh, wow
Who does who buys that? There's a market for this. Hold on man. I'm sure there is
Either either someone like nasa or a collector or somebody like that but that's 4,000 mr. Verrill or a broken meteor
God, that's great. All right. No
Do you see that scataboo story? Yeah, it's scataboo 42. I think I'm pronouncing right scataboo
Giants running back cam scataboo is again some heat after he
Claiming that the health conditions like asthma and cte. Do you know what cte is?
Yeah, concussions. They're all fake
According to his recent podcast. He was on check out what he said cut six. Do you think cte is a real thing?
No, it's an excuse. I think asthma is an excuse too. Yes, asthma's fake
Is there anything worse than when you're in fourth grade someone's huffing and puffing you're just soft. Yeah, just literally
Be better eat with air
Is there what he said literally just breathe air just breathe better
Golly, he's tough, and they gave him lots of crap over this. He goes he came back. I was kidding
I was just making a joke. He's not kidding. But the nfl doesn't think it was that funny. That's his type of mentality
I mean he's I wish the cowboys had me
I think he's he's not gonna last long in the league because he's just gonna end up getting hurt. He's a meathead. Yeah
He's a meat. Absolutely meathead. Yep. I mean he just he runs hard. He doesn't care
He doesn't care about his body as you can tell him from here. He thinks
You gotta ask me just breathe breathe there breathe more air put more air in
It's like that coach if you had that kind of coach, right?
Well, I mean I was kind of that kind of dad my kid said she had a peanut allergy
I'm gonna shut up and then we had to wheel her off in an ambulance. She almost died
What hold on
This is your daughter. I mean I didn't tell her to shut up
But I was went with her mother and the doctors. I was peanut allergy. Oh god, you know me
And then and then she was really small like like six months old or something
We got us some peanuts and she turned blue and we weren't there holding on. Yeah tab
I had to cut a yard and how's she now 22? I bet she's been to the yard four times for this
When she gets peanuts, she goes down
So she's got to have an epi pin on her all the time. I wonder what changed because I know I grew up
I never never peanut allergies southwest airlines used to throw peanuts at people. You don't know you don't know
One time I was at a ranger game and friend had a big old bag of peanuts, right?
Sure, and we're just eating them and you know mine are a business and this lady a couple rows down turns around
Hey, put those peanuts up. My daughter has an allergy. Really? I'm like, I know you feel like this is stupid. It's no
It's real even like if they breathe the dust they're going down
Really? Yes. Wow. I just wonder I have one
Wow
I mean, hey, and I'm keeping it
I'm keeping it. I'm surprised they still sell peanuts then at the uh at the ballpark. Yeah, I mean, it's like dangerous
Yeah, it's weird. I just I just couldn't believe it was true. But I mean it happened to her like three years ago
I well, I told the lady. So why are you bringing her around to the ballpark if she got a peanut allergy?
Yeah, come on. Yeah, really think about it. Any nuts or the circus. Yeah, that's I don't know asmatic kids
That's a real two. Sure. Of course it is. Of course it is. That's why that's why this guy's in trouble because he's seen some stupid
He's just a meathead dude. He's just a dumbass and we can say about him now
He has had so many concussions. He leads with his head at all times. He's a he's a meathead concussion moron
But he's fun to watch on the football field and he will die young
But he will entertain us all and we're glad we have him. There you go. That's exactly right. And we're keeping him
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I did a shout out earlier about
Transmissions and I've got a 71 k10 four-wheel drive shedding
And at like 50 miles an hour it sounds like the motor's going to come out of it because it's revving so high because it's a three-speed automatic
hot rod jimmy in california
Do I just need to put a 400 tranny in it? There's a four-speed or do I just need to change the gear the gearing on the rear in the front end?
Well the 400's all also only just a heavier transmission, but it's a three-speed automatic also. Oh, I thought that had a hundred r
Yeah, and anyway
I'm no expert, but I I had a similar problem on my mom's 63 noble which had a two-speed power glide
So it wouldn't pop out of gear or anything. It would just are you sure it's
Are you sure it's shifting into third gear?
I
Needed I need to I need to watch that no because I'm getting up to 65 miles an hour and it's not that bad
But you're not going to take this thing on the interstate. I mean, it's just not it won't go fast enough
Yeah, here's what I would investigate something very simple is it is that how that those are all mechanically
Uh, you know shift points, so it's got it's got some type of system
I don't know if it's a cable or a rod. Well, let's see
Um, I mean it goes 65 miles an hour, but it's probably I don't know my tax not working
But it's probably turned in 4 000. Oh no 35 35
Yeah, so make sure it's going into third gear. It's it's it's a combination of your
Most likely it's that you're there's a on the tail shaft of the transmission
Which is going the same speed as your drive shaft. There's a there's a there's a
Um, there's a spool valve and what that does is when that valve moves
It allows the hydraulic pressure to move to the next gear, you know to to operate the next gear
And I've had two things happen
I had the c-clip came off of the shaft and the weight was when the when it gets up to the rpms
Of the hey, you're you're getting up. We're a national radio. You're going you're going too deep. You're going too deep
But you're saying you think it's hanging in second
So I need to check that okay
It could be either governor's dirty and it's sticking or the or there's some reason why like a clip came off
And that but I would check out the governor. I have real simple six. I fixed my brother. Thank you
Wow and that
Jimmy I I hated to do that to you and I appreciate I know you're coming from a good place dude. I love that
We just went too deep too deep too deep. It's time for jeopardy. Let's let's let's
Okay, anthony the godfather of the wolf pack. Are you wanting to play?
Yes, sir. I am wanting to play. I am too. What are the topics today?
Anthony ready here you categories here you go category one dony
duck hunt
Find the hidden ducks and he's commonly known non duck items
And category two remember when identify these earlier projects from later well known celebrities hit it
Ready?
Now let's play jeopardy category one question one
It's not precisely the same word
But any do it yourself or can tell you this stuff can hold most anything together at least for a short time
JD what is ding ding ding duct tape? That's correct jd
Very good. I had duct tape also. He's close anthony. He duct tapes also. Yeah, I was
Question two
Take two of our keyword birds and some of the different type and you've got a popular children's outdoor game
What keyword birds take two of our keyword
anthony
What is what is what is badminton?
That's incorrect ding ding ding jd. What is duck duck goose? That is correct duck duck goose
I'm just not in the right zone in my brain for this stupid ass category. I'm sorry. It's a weird word man
Now i'm finding it. I gotta make up new ones every week. It's fine. Go ahead number three
This american bass guitarist was a session player for stacks records
And he held down full-time positions in the marquese booker t in the mgs and the blues brothers
And it goes along with
He's the one with the pipe
Malt duck matt duck matt matt duck long duck dog
That's very close
That's very close. It's matt
Malt duck
No
What is it?
Correct answer is who is donald duck done. No, I did not. I was I was not close
Thank you for making me feel good
Category two questions question one the jackson fives little sister janet went on to be a pop superstar
But her first foray into stardom was on this popular sitcom from the 1970s
But what the hell's that have to do with ducks not in ducks anymore
Get me out of the duck zone. So we're clean again. Okay. So what what sitcom was janet in? Yes, um
It is different strokes
Incorrect. She was in different strokes
Janet jackson was in different strokes. It's not incorrect. This is her first will smith
Her first sitcom 1970s
Then it was it was a i know might no it was it was a we're there in the projects good times
But bill cosby show no
Stop ding ding ding
What is good times? That's correct. Yes jd gets the point
JD's up to nothing cleaning up. So three actually question two who played judge smalls
In cat this actor who played judge smalls in catty shack
I'm gonna save you from wasting the point
This actor who played judge smalls in catty shack won an enemy award for his performance as newsman ted baxter
on the mary tiley moore show
But his name is um
Ted night ding ding ding who's ted night? That's correct. Okay. Hey, there's john's on the board everybody
You're about to jump in the wrong spot there. I was gonna say Ted
Question three we all know the first mate from gilligan's the island
But before he was gilligan bob denver was a very popular sidekick on this teen buddy sitcom that started way back in 1959
Ding ding no way jady. What is dobby gillis? That's correct. Wow. Wow jady is cleaning up today
Double jeopardy time real quick mini loves adobe gillis double jeopardy come in category one question one almost any
Americanized chinese dish will be just a little bit better with this sweet and sour condiment made from plums apricots and vinegar
Ding ding ding duck balls
That's incorrect
Oh
Yes, that's correct. Anthony's got what is duck sauce question to this handy cleaner for your indoor latrine features a curved neck
Like you know what?
Like you know what that'll even clean under the rim
Oh that one with the duck head
Swan cleaning systems. I don't know you in your damn box. It's gotta have duck in it
Ah
Are you almost there? Look at pre-k pre-k is like I
Can't get it. I I almost I know what you're talking about pre-k. Go ahead. What is it?
Man, there's a reason i'm not guessing. Okay. I don't I don't know
Correct answer is what is a toilet duck? Do we have 10 seconds left? Yeah, that's it. Okay
I gotta do this if we only have 10 seconds left
California we'll see in a minute. We're going to do the next hour out there. Everybody else jump to the youtube thing
They're not going to do the premiere countdown. They're just going to launch it at 12 noon. This is a good video
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A wide-ranging, chaotic Saturday morning broadcast mixes outrageous personal confessions, news, and a full car-buying segment. Guests trade stories about everything from sneaking into drive-ins as kids to adult scandals involving cameras, delivery doctors, and a stabbing case that ended with charges dropped. The show also pivots into practical car talk with GiveMeTheVin bidding, lightning-round offers, and listener questions on trucks and transmissions. Between segments, hosts debate everything from Tiger Woods’ latest wrecks to drones and Iran, plus a meteorite crash and a bizarre “no hands, no feet” crime story.
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