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Company
CarMax
CarMax is a big used-car store chain. People compare it to other buyers because it usually has a simple buying process and lots of cars to choose from.
Company
Carvana
Carvana is a company that sells used cars online. You can shop and buy without going to a traditional dealership, and they deliver the car to you.
Concept
documentation
They’re saying the car comes with paperwork. That paperwork can help prove the car’s history—who owned it and what the mileage was—so you can trust the story more.
Term
insulation
Insulation is material that helps keep noise and heat out of the cabin. If there isn’t enough of it, the car can feel loud inside.
Term
airbag steering wheel
Some steering wheels have a built-in airbag. If you change the dash or steering wheel, you need to make sure the airbag setup still works correctly and looks right.
Term
subs
Subs are speakers made for bass (the deep, punchy part of music). If the car doesn’t have enough bass, adding subs can make it sound fuller.
Term
DUI
DUI stands for “driving under the influence,” a charge used when someone operates a vehicle while impaired by alcohol or drugs. In the segment, it’s tied to a crash involving a driver who was charged after hitting cars.
Company
Barrett Jackson
Barrett-Jackson is a big auction where people buy and sell classic and rare cars. If the host is going there, it’s likely for car deals or to check out what’s being sold.
Concept
bombing
“Bombing” means using explosives as an attack. The conversation keeps coming back to whether bombing will stop or continue.
Concept
peace deal
A peace deal is an agreement meant to stop fighting. The speakers are debating whether Lebanon is part of the agreement and what it would require.
Car
Fisker Ocean
The Fisker Ocean is an electric SUV. Here they’re talking about it having electrical problems, which can be expensive and frustrating to diagnose and fix.
Concept
sexual assault
“Sexual assault” means sexual contact or behavior that isn’t agreed to. If someone doesn’t consent, it can be treated as a serious crime.
Concept
public indecency
“Public indecency” means doing something sexual or inappropriate where other people can see it. If it happens in public, it can turn into a legal problem even if people think it’s consensual.
Concept
120,000 miles
Mileage matters because it’s a rough indicator of how much the car has been used. In this conversation, the mileage is part of why they think the price should be in a certain range.
Concept
Car's coffee
“Cars & Coffee” is a meet-up where people bring their cars and hang out, usually in the morning. It’s a fun way for car people to meet and see different builds.
Term
sleepy
“Sleepy” means it doesn’t look like it’s that fast. It’s a “sleeper” concept—quiet or subtle on the outside, wild performance underneath.
Term
potbelly pig
A potbelly pig is a type of pet pig. Here, it’s showing up at someone’s house and causing trouble, so they’re trying to figure out who owns it and how to get it to leave.
Term
turbo
A turbocharger forces more air into the engine, which can increase power without making the engine physically larger. When a caller says the Juke is a “turbo,” they’re usually referring to a turbocharged engine variant.
Term
back up camera
A back-up camera shows what’s behind your car on a screen. It makes backing up and parking easier and safer.
Concept
track days
Track days are when you drive your car on a real race track for fun and practice. It can also show problems because the car is working much harder than on the street.
Concept
data brokers
Data brokers are companies that gather your personal info and sell it to others. Scammers can use that info to contact you more easily.
Term
robo calls
Robocalls are automated calls that happen in large numbers. Scammers use them to reach lots of people quickly.
Company
America's Best Car Buyer
They’re advertising a service where you can sell your car. The host is saying you can go there to get an offer.
Concept
October 22nd through 25th
They’re giving the exact dates for the event. It runs from October 22nd to October 25th.
Company
Harley-Davidson
Harley-Davidson is a famous motorcycle brand. When they’re mentioned as a big sponsor, it usually means the event has major backing from the Harley community.
Company
walnutspringsrally.com
They give a website where you can find details about the rally. It’s where you’d go for the latest info.
Concept
junkyard
A junkyard is basically a place where old cars go when they’re not worth fixing. People buy them to take parts off for repairs or projects.
Concept
ATVs
ATVs are off-road vehicles made for dirt and rough trails. They’re not cars, so buying/selling them is a separate market.
Term
4-11 posi track out bag
This sounds like they’re talking about the rear-end gearing and traction setup. Those choices affect how hard the car pulls off the line and how well it grips.
Term
board over 30
This sounds like they enlarged the engine’s cylinders a little during a rebuild. That can increase engine size and potential power.
Term
double pumper carburetor
A double pumper carb helps the engine get fuel quickly when you press the gas. That can make the car feel more responsive instead of lagging.
Term
11 to 1 pop up pistons
“11 to 1” is how compressed the engine is. More compression can make more power, but it usually needs the right fuel to avoid knocking.
Concept
lean holder
A lien holder is the lender that the car loan belongs to. If you sell or pay off the car, that lender has to be involved because they have a legal claim on the vehicle.
Term
VIN
VIN is the car’s unique ID number. It helps buyers and services confirm exactly which vehicle you have so they can make the right offer.
Term
needs paint
“Needs paint” indicates the car’s exterior finish is in poor condition and requires repainting. For older cars, repainting can range from cosmetic touch-ups to full resprays, and it affects both cost and originality.
Term
title
The “title” is the paperwork that proves who owns the car. If you don’t have it, it can be hard or impossible to register the vehicle legally. That’s why it affects whether someone will buy it.
Term
carburettor
A carburettor is the part that helps the engine get the right fuel mixture. If it’s rebuilt, the car usually runs better and starts more reliably. They’re saying they already worked on that system.
Brand
Mopar
“Mopar” is a term car fans use for Chrysler’s muscle-car world, like Dodge and Plymouth. People use it when they’re talking about those cars and the parts to fix or upgrade them.
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Is the Masters this week?
The Masters is right now. Yes. Oh Tigers playing tiger. No CBS. Yeah tigers and rehab
The master Tigers not point. No
I
Tiger was masturbating in the woods. Nope. No, no, no roll his car over
Oh, even the legend what happened? No one ever heard that ladies had a dump. It was really fast
It was a that was the fastest dump. We've had to do John on the show history. You dump. Congratulations. Yes
Not even a minute in he got dumped. I didn't think that that was dumpable material with you. It is a proper term
It is but you can't know
What part of it did you need to dump the whole thing thing from the time you said tiger is we a master base
This is gonna be so great on the podcast don't worry about it. I've got uncut footage kids
Yes, you can say that word but now associated with somebody second dump was uncalled for and a criminal activity
Then you probably should you get away from that?
Criminal activity we used to have a quota on that term. We used to say it five times per show. Yeah, it's not it's not the word
It's not the word talking about I said masturbation. Okay, you can say that word. Thank you
That's it just the word cannot associate and I was talking about
Tiger woods in the woods and car crash, which there's absolutely no correlation whatsoever legally
It's a joke. Hey, you know, we got video of the
I know what it is John has some spare time he wants to spend in court
We have video of the if you're an avid golfer, maybe you know, somebody can't golfers are crazy people
You want to tell of course the masters is on this week and most of the coverage been pretty good so far
His caddy said don't cat him out counting money thinks he'll show up. So is it two ladies not gonna show up
He's a cover up at stop it
Philadelphia Eagles center Jason Kelsey was doing some live reports on the gallery actually wearing a master's caddy jumpsuit
So he's you know, he's jumping right in the middle of it ten or four Mike caddy outfit on
We're gonna be mingling around this part three contest grounds here at Augusta National Golf Club
I'm out here with the patrons. Everybody's excited for the day guys. There we are. I got my Augusta National
Share I got my cooler about 18 sandwiches in here. One of the things I'm looking forward to most today
I have never seen a hole in one in person and there's more than enough par-3s out here to make it happen
We're gonna be mingling. I'm gonna be giving advice. Hopefully nobody's gonna be taking it. Maybe I get a stick in my hands
I don't know if I deserve that but back to you guys Jason Kells. What a great mix
Yeah, ESPN's throwing him into every little it's the crossover thing. Turley explained this to me last night
Like cross-dressing crossing over differences in the video
Pollinating is what I call I saw that bit the other day
It was a perfect mix for the master's shims of the really good and the really bad because I love the par-3 tournament
But Kelsey is just I don't he's not ready for a standalone walk-around
Good, right. He's great. His podcast is awesome. Yeah, but he didn't go solo
He's kind of you know, the jock that's out there and he's got the beers and all that kind of they're trying to make it
He's Carl from Caddyshack
But that's not what the master's they do not like that at all. That's not their MO at all
They're all really tiger from rehab
What type of rehab
Yeah pills. Yes
Well, sounds like he needs back rehab, I mean I took a lot of pills when I got hurt
He's had a lot of surgeries. Yeah, but were you I mean he was taking a lot
He's like early thought not to ask me that question. Yeah, I didn't I didn't like the answer. He was gonna get he did
I think he was going to put me in a good light
Did you take pills and drink and drive around
I'm not gonna ask him that question
With
With children seats in the back. No, no never happened. No statute limitations
But he's he has a problem are you so drunk you just keep Gatorade bottles in the car so you could pee in them and just keep cruising
Oh, well, don't stop here, man
Never happen
Nope, yeah, no tigers just he's got a problem. He's got to clean up and he'll he'll he'll be back
I'll do it
This is actually probably good for him because he needs the rest like you said for his back, too
He's got to get that all healthy. So it's never gonna be healthy. There's no way to get it healthy
Dude, I need to get healthy. I mean, I'm hurt. I'm screwed up. I've got frame damage. I am what I am
His back is is smoked and he still whips people's ass. Let him take his pills. Let him roll his car
Damn, I mean, let him hammer one out behind a tree
But I bet it did we just don't know about it. Nope never happened
Let him screw Clark dashing's mother that needs to be the next one
I don't know. He's he's on what to say Trump's daughter-in-law ex-daughter-in-law right now. Is she white black Latino or other? Yes, oh
I didn't know this what and he said yes, that checks every box all the boxes
Tiger Woods mother has something to say about all this and this is three weeks in a row. We've had her on yeah, but she's good
Look at we have a run retainer
For a seven year old Travis Kelsey on ESPN exactly
same depth
Good morning, lady old guy. I so happy to see you
My riddle boy, where is your little boy little boy?
It's an undisclosed
location undisclosed for
location opioid
Lea have
Lea have a opioid case rehab and
This has got me many attention. Of course girl media. I
Just the cooking show
No, why would you do with a hologram hologram of Jury a child?
Yes, okay
Jury a child
Hello lady with a funny accent Jury a child says this morning we make a flinch toast
Flinch tosses a robbery for your children lovely
You make a egg a real milk
Sturdy Sturdy Sturdy Sturdy Sturdy Sturdy
We've seen cooking shows put in the blade not the new blade the old blade
The old bread like the flinch. Yeah, the flinch rather old blade. Yes, I put the milk
in the egg and
Then you slowly insert
Spatula
Spatula who's a spatula right sneakery under the egg
Take a scroll to the pan tip it all slowly tip it all
Fly it right all right, let's toss the fly fly
And Jury a child is so funny and she says look at the fry look at the fry
It was a real violent violent for my taste
But the rish is I guess I'm so really derisious
I've got a twist to the plot speech impediment Terrence oh speech impediment Terrence. Are you there?
Yes, indeed. This is all him. Can you hang on? Whoa?
Well, you're not deaf Terrence your speech impediment Terrence hang on. I didn't set you free yet
Do you can you do an impersonation of Tiger Woods mother?
Yes
We do not skip and release you to cut loose with the news report
That is not no no you got to stay on Tiger Woods mother, but you did a wonderful job
Terence and I'm gonna put you on hold and we're gonna we're gonna get to your news report update a little bit after
The lightning round that comes on in a minute, and if they want to call in to sell their car
They need to do 800 800 7234 800 800 radio
He had a stick where no no nowhere
Well, you done it now windy you got speech and panty, but Terence all excited
Where's the damn whiskey did the people on the YouTube stream get to hear what he really says yes
They did they're talking about it. Are they?
Where did that come from in his sweet little brain?
He took a golf club and you see you got him excited remember that time you asked him to officiate a wedding
I
Wanted to participate in the in the conception just officiate the wedding right lately for clumped
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How did a guy named Andrew in Arkansas wind up with Nancy Sinatra's Jaguar is the first question Andrew. Good morning
Good morning fellas
So this is a
Tell me what the car is
It's a
1976
X J 12 L
Says the big old four door door sedan. I can't it can't run. They didn't run when they were new so this one can't run now
Yeah, no, it's it's running. It's not running great right running. Okay, and how did you wind up with it?
It it was actually donated from
Older folks to a to a local church and I bought it from the church
Like how did you buy it from the church for like at the ice cream social auction?
Yeah
Now they they posted it on on Facebook. I buy a lot of cars on Facebook. I'm a used car dealer
Oh, right. How do you know it's Nancy Sinatra's? How do you prove it?
It it's got it's got all kinds of documentation
from when it was bought at
Brentwood Motors by her husband Hugh Lambert. Oh, it's got a glovebox full of documentation
Okay, and it documents the miles to what do you want for it?
I
This is just a number out of the blue. I was thinking five grand. Mm-hmm. I I don't know what it's worth
What's the baby worth more maybe less is not it's not worth more
It's a 76 jag boat acre that really it's a crusher
So I mean the only reason I even took your phone call is because I like Nancy Sinatra
Yeah, I figured that Giger said so what?
What's the paint like?
It's it's mediocre. It's not great
So we can't sell it as a nice car with her with her ownership history. It's it's gonna be a hooptie
No, you you you can't sell it as a nice car. It's a hooptie
So you the run it runs and drives the church put it up for for
1500 and you gave me a thousand
No, they put it up for three grand I gave them three I was a donation to a church
So I that's fine. Are you a member of the church?
You know, no, I'm not you're a still-used car dealer. You're not going to heaven
Do you ain't gonna buy your way to heaven through buying Nancy Sinatra's?
I'm going I'm going well now you might have a chance
Okay, um
Ah
Load it up into give me the ven.com and say send this one to John. Let me look I doubt I'm gonna buy it cuz these cars are just terrible
But she's good. Yeah, it's loaded up there. Okay. Thank you, man
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Ladies did they tell you that sex will cure anything?
That's what he used to say all the time and it here was this was the line, you know was good for that
Doesn't matter what's wrong
Spray ankle elevate those feet girl
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Daniel in Houston, what's up?
Hey now much how y'all good
Hey, I just want to give y'all guys some props in the willow and I guess I came up picked up my neighbors
She had four cars. Yeah, and after after calling car car guru or a car of honor and
Carpac and all these other places. She finally listened to me now said go to the ven.com
and give me the ven.com and
Shoot within within about three days. You had three guys out there picking up the car. She got the price she wanted
Kind of the prized car was a
Porsche GT
GT4 and
So after that, yeah, they came and picked it up the guy I was out there with them the guys came in there real cool
professional
Yeah, I just wanted to call and I think they were drunk
And my no, no, I do
They work for me
sarcastic
Oh
Cool, what is it like what age is this woman?
She's
Probably 78 to 80. She's it was her late ex-husband. She got a Porsche GT. What?
It was the GT4 the Cayman really
Yeah, it was a
2023 cool and
About 8,000 miles all the all the vehicles were low mileage
We buy the good stuff better than everybody else for sure
We smoke everybody when it comes down to the good stuff
The the skunk gave the best price. We should just rename the company skunk bud
No, it's terrible. It's the good stuff. Thank you. Thank you for thinking of us Daniel. I appreciate it. Seriously. Yeah, you bet
800 800 7 2 3 4 800 800 radio speak in a skunk bud. How did you like your drive-in Turley? Oh?
Yes, yes, so I got the drive the that that would you really suburban? Yeah, the relic suburban from oh the red one
Yeah, Redbird. It was it's cool
The only thing is your butt will pucker when it's storming driving that what time when did you drive it? Cleburne? It was like
730 between yeah eight eight o'clock or and then hit in a storm and I'm like damn
200,000 well 200,000 plus dollar vehicle driving in the storm. I'm like, I got you
But yeah, it's it drives like a new vehicle. It's a 68 suburban four-wheel drive lifted and it drives like a new car
Yeah, handles it per hundred miles an hour. You're right cruise control works fine
I mean the the wipers I was worried because
I'm like, oh, no, here we go, but worked fine. No problem with it. So yeah, no, that's a it's a cool build
I think there's some things I would do differently, right, but I'm not well
I'm not bashing on that vehicle. No, no, no, that's why I bought it because
Fuss and I are gonna are going to cross examine it and figure out we've got a plan on another similar body style or same
But anyway, we've got a trick that we're gonna try to pull and we're gonna take this card and pick apart
Not take it apart. Just pick it apart. What would you do differently?
Okay, so
First of all, it's it's loud in there. Yeah, it's not enough insulation
Yeah, not enough insulation the dash is I don't like the dash the setup of it just top of the whole thing top
It's just the big pad. Yeah, really the whole thing. I think there's it's got a modern dash in it
Yeah, but it's I know that's really the risk and I agree with you
Yeah, it versus going across staying with the original dash this metal and then making it modern correct
That's what you need to do. Yeah, I agree
Oh, so do you do you the steering wheel is current and so it's airbagged
So do you want to be cool so bad you say screw the airbags? No. Oh, come on, Turley. Have some balls
I didn't I didn't that didn't really cross my mind
You need to think about that because if you if you put that if you put the right dash in it
And then you put an airbag steering wheel in it. It doesn't look right. Yeah, that would look it would look funky with it
Like a three boob woman. Yeah now I understand the exterior the small mirrors, but I would man
They're their bitch. Holy hell. So here's what you do. Okay, a little camera
For that kind of money right $400,000. I want this stuff and that's what I was thinking man
I've almost hit Tigers mother three times turning in the right one because I can't see it's so
Just the mirrors are this big tiny. Yeah, is there any way you can just put bigger mirrors you can but it looks like a RV
Correct. It doesn't look like the the what you're going for that whole look right the stereo is good
But I can and there's a lot better. You can do a lot more to it a lot more to it. Okay, yeah, I
Like the stereo, but it's got too much high-range. It needs a little more pop doesn't have the ball
Yeah, it needs a box or some subs in it's a little better somewhere
And I didn't mean I'm not trying to pick
That's what up. This is your car. Yeah, I mean y'all did a lot of car reviews on YouTube and nobody cared about them
So nobody cares about your car
But this one I do care about somebody cares Turley. Oh, thank you the wheels I do differently. Yeah. Yeah, I agree
No, it's it's it looks good. Is this not it's just got just off a little bit just a bit off
It's just like speech and pediment tears. You just a bit off Terrence Terrence. Good morning
Yes, news updates
It's a peach apparent good my wife just sent me a note everybody when you're talking
Sips or eating or anything like that. You must back away from the microphone
You're a loud smacker and it sounds real gross on the air
So this is
Consultant, yeah, I think this is something she hears daily. Yeah, she's pointing it out now to everybody
Everybody can hear it now speech and pediment Terrence. What's what's going on on the news?
Wow and the Artemis to the yesterday they were headed home
Awesome
It's 7 33 p.m. And to
See it's a new show fast, but since 1970s there's been no one on the moon
Anyways
You have phone message
She ain't
Almost
Year old and she got murdered
Oh
Okay
Nice this is canned they call me can boy. Yeah
Aluminum free deodorant aluminum free deodorant
Jumping up to another store about dog TV. You have a TV going on in your dogs and cats show
at home alone
I'm freaking out. I'm gonna freak out your place
And then little hockey
And the temple game
Yeah, hockey watch out. Yes all the time. Yes with aluminum deodorant under my pits
And yeah, and they tried to shoot into a goal, but the increase rate on
Melons is two cents
Let's put them on hold Wayne in Virginia. What do we got please?
Wayne in Virginia hit me real quick. What you got?
Hey John ain't nothing wrong with the three boob woman. Okay
I
Why is that loop it's so it's delayed. That's what he's hearing back. Oh, he's got the speakers on loud
So he's listening to himself. Yeah, he's critiquing. He's got a critique what he just
I'm gonna send my your cell number to my wife and she can text you with some suggestions, especially smacking
And I'm eating when you're on when you're on the phone with us on the mic
Will you take some tip we take some tips from my wife
Well, can I take some talking about JD Vance real quick. Yes, J. D. He's not related to me
But my father-in-law his last name is he changed to bad. It was been sent back
in my right
What?
Your parents parents moved out rushed to avoid calling this. Oh
They said the name was through the van and I had the van corporation
We cleaned up the trainwrecks and up in Indiana
Well, it's like hulture as a speech impediment to everybody. Thank you, sir. You're a you're a saint crab in California. What you got?
Hey, good morning, John. I like to hear what tears has to say about chemtrails
Hey, I representing the sell that bitch
shirt I was wearing yesterday at the
KFI event. Oh, yeah, and there was a line around the block to get into that place
more, you know people that showed up than your event and
Santa Anna, but I was impressed by the amount of fans we have out here in our metapy
I don't understand what you're saying. Are you saying that people came up to you at the
Competing radio station event and mentioned your shirt
Yes, okay. Now, let's for the clear we didn't promote the event and Santa Anna at all
Did they have more people now now the competitiveness is coming out now
Did they have more people than the event that we had promoted in Calabasas at the sagebrush?
Yeah, I guess so because my friend Lenny was there, but we had about 200 people up in Calabasas
Okay, well that there's about twice that many
That hurts
What was the KFI I mean what how do you get stoked up and jazzed up for a news talk event like what what do y'all
Why were you there? No, the beer and brews is called
Go they
Was a restaurant and it was packed. That's all they wanted to say. All right. Well, we're having an event
I'm playing it now. It's going to be bigger than that event in California screw those commie bastards
Even though we advertise on there
Crab you are the social media chairman
Okay, all right. All right, that's official. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf. Good morning, California
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J.D. Ryan
It is April the 11th. Yes, it is sunny outside and it's nice
Beautiful. Did you come out here last night or this morning this morning? I
Think next week we might cook out on the deal like we used to okay like all time like a Friday night. Yeah, oh boy
Well, you know now Bob you play
You know, we don't promote you enough at all your you and Paul doing your gig at the rattlesnake every Friday
It's not anywhere. Nobody knows like Billman was in there last night. So these guys are awesome
He lives in town. He said I said they've been playing every Friday night for 18 months
So I didn't know in a while. What's their name the band what you gotta have a name is the bluebolts
The blue bow bowl both or both. Is that true?
Just make that up or is that serious and saying it for 18 months the bluebolts. Yeah, I'm Bobo. This ball with the bluebolts. I
Think you should call it blue balls, but you know, you know my head's always in the gut. I thought you might
Where the blue balls? That's good at all. That's why you didn't tell me that's why we're the bluebolts
What if Paul leaves then what are you gonna be?
This is me Bobo the bluebolts
The blue ball the lovely bolt and we ain't balls man. There ain't no testicles playing music for you
Venue the blue balls. I like that. I do too. Well, you ought to start a band and call it that
She had a music ability. It sounds like a band in Florida the blue balls. It's not like a Jimmy Buffett beach band
What's going on in Florida something our Key West possibly
Now from North America's own land down under it's time for sunshine state news with your certified lifeguard
Times Florida news is scary or funny or goofy, but it's this week
It's a little frightening to deputies in Collier County, which is near Naples
narrowly avoided serious injuries
You've seen this before with the cop cars pulled over the side and then a drunk comes along and hits them in the rear
So we have audio. It's actually really quiet and frightening. Nobody got hurt before we play it
I have a question. Okay, so when you see that is it law to get over one lane
Yes, it is the ball so you can get a ticket if you go by the lane where the cop car is pulled over
That's correct at least in this state that is correct and it's just smart
But what happens with there's a thing called the moth effect which are people drunks
Especially are drawn into the lights of a police call when they're drunk. So that's just proven
That's a they've done research on that anyway. This is a very close call happens very fast
But here's the audio. We don't want to be scared to get number seven
Of course the guy got charged with DUI the guy who hit the cars but nobody got hurt they got out of the way
That's cool. And there's another scary one. You this will glue you to your seats a Florida school bus driver arrested after police say
She drove a bus full of children over a railroad track
As a train was approaching and we have audio from this the incident was caught on camera. We have video too, right?
Yeah, we have video of it to go to JCW show comm click over to our YouTube stream
You'll see at this actual video. I saw the footage and it was actually Tiger Woods driving
No, it was not the incident was caught on camera. And of course the audio from 29 screaming kids very unsettling cut number eight
Superintendent says six inches made the difference between a close call and what it could have been horrible
You know that bus drivers probably just upset with everybody in the bus and it was like hey you guys you're not sitting down
This is what I'm gonna do here. I'm gonna threaten you with this train coming the guys in the back
Especially yeah, I'll just take the back of the bus off right there's a kid texting if you look close to the video
Yeah, and oh they marked it out. They marked out but the guy says hey, what are you doing? He goes well?
I just learned I'm never riding a bus again
Here's something else too, and I looked and looked for the tape
but there's no tape but a little girl gave like a
Witness testimony and she said well, I was sitting next to the school bus driver and I heard her say to herself
I ain't stopping for no train. Is that real? Yeah, that's that's part of the report. Okay. Yeah, there's no there's no audio over saying it
She said that yeah, unbelievable. That's uh, you honey you fired you are fired
Yeah, she got to actually the 67 year old driver if on Hampton was charged with reckless in driving and
Endangering the children. Yeah, no kid. I'm going to Florida
Wednesday evening
I'll be at Barrett Jackson. Oh Barrett Jackson right below Orlando. Good morning Orlando. What's the name of our affiliate there?
WRJJ or something. It's a badass rock station in Orlando
800 800 7 2 3 4 8 of me come this week. I did I went in Houston in Houston
Yeah, I was watching it on TV. They saw they do it on YouTube, so it's kind of cool to watch
So many cool cars, man, and I went to
even Gonzales, Louisiana yesterday and looked at nine prototype
Corvette 1963
Wow, this guy has gathered up over the years prototype prototypes that they used for that for the C2 vet
How do you get a hold of those you pay for them? Oh, okay
I didn't know you could buy that from the guy, you know, you could buy those. Oh, yeah, you can
So different people bought them and then he had to go around the country cherry pick them cherry pick them and restore them
And it's quite the setup
He wants a lot of money for a bet. Are they beautiful? I'm sure they we never know if they're
No, no, no, they're perfect. Oh, no, I didn't examine hard. His price is so high. I've got to get smart
And do some research
But you know talk about special stuff that's special stuff, so I'm gonna work on them a little bit
Had something else to talk to him about anyway, so I was there for another reason. What happened to the crazy
Maybe yes, you tell that story
Whatever happened to the crazy guy in California. You were dealing with nothing. No, he was nuts, man
Not even that video is still out there though. Yeah, it's funny to watch you guys just he was a whack job
Oh, yes in this trailer. I have a tank and over here. I have an ambulance and a fire truck
Did anything happen on the peace talks yesterday or last night or today I thought I've heard of
Yeah
Back to bombing there. They're saying that they're starting to charge to go through the
Two mil yeah, yeah
Hey, they're making some money. Yeah, they're banking and Trump's saying no, you're not gonna do that and we're gonna go back to
Bombing this is how the hell it's gonna turn on and is and is Lebanon part of the the peace deal or not
Or not, right because originally it was not it's the US and Iran
It's just us just so that but if you can get Israel to stop bombing us we'll do it
But and of course, it's always a second shot with the Iranians
Sure with that with that regime over there. There's always a second shot and you must stop bombing Lebanon. Well, Lebanon
That's where Hezbollah is. Oh boy. They're the ones keep bombing Israel
So we can't really agree to that either. Can we Wendy?
Is that little midget weird-looking dude was his name Hezbollah. He's like an internet sensation
What?
What I'm gonna look this up. Oh, hold on. Many me right this little. What is he little person? Uh-huh odd
Little internet sensation. He's been around a while. I think his name's Hezbollah
Maybe it's something else. This is one of these what Turley and I privately call it a John Wolf pop quiz
Yes, because we've never heard of this before you just you just access and so I mean, I'll generally make something up
I'm gonna find this kind of like Frankie the weatherman. Okay. Yeah, but I don't know this. This is
We're fighting Hezbollah listen gonna take a long
It's not Hezbollah
H-A-S-B-U-L-L. Is this a real person? Yes. Yes born in 2002
So 24 years old simply known as Hezbollah or Hezbik has a Russian social media personality
recognizable by his dwarfism
Stop it
He's a Russian in the social media influencer who said we're not laughing at Dwarfs
But he happens to be a dwarf and it's really his name. What's the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
About nine inches. Thank you. I knew it was coming
And like if you're Russian or your dwarf and if you're Japanese you mentioned, I mean, is there any crossover there?
Why are Asians little when you first asked this question and JD?
Yeah kudos because you're a googled digging son of a gun dwarf came up with that within 45 seconds
What I would what I had made up over the top of my disease brain much funnier. No, you're talking about half-brother
I'm half-brother half-brother. Yeah. No, he lives in Louisiana
He's living Cleveland. Oh
My cousin half-brother
Alright dwarf is a person with a medical condition causing short stature
While a midget is an outdated
Derogatory term why of course it is now I've said it
For a little person, but is it the same as a dwarf? Yes, but it's an outdated
The term so this guy's a Russian media influencer named Hezbollah that's a dwarf
It's under 4 foot 10 is considered a dwarf. How tall is Hezbollah?
I don't know then I ran. I mean then Israel should be able to beat him
And he will not be included in the peace talks. We'll be right back
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I'm surprised. I'm the first person that's brought that up about the little guy and he's not a dwarf Hezbollah
He is he's got that thing where he doesn't grow. So he's a 25 year old man that looks like a three-year-old
What's that called? Correct? Hold on a second because they have that other thing where people start aging too much like little kids
Look like old people. Yeah, and he's an he's old person or an adult that looks like a little kid growth hormone deficiencies
It's a rare genetic condition which affects the pituitary gland just get him some HGH has resulted in his small stature
He's roughly three foot four
But it looks like a child he looks like one of those videos AI videos where they look like babies talking
But it's not that's what he looks like. Huh? He really looks like that's his name. That's his showbiz name
I mean he changed his name to that right? I don't know. Hezbollah
H-A-S-B-U-L-L-A here's all I'm saying actually. No, that's actually his real name. Okay, and I'm not putting anybody down
He's looking as Russian bursar assuming that he changed his name to Hezbollah just to be cute
Oh, I got you. There's an artist that I enjoy in previous years named Kat Stevens
And I think he sold a lot more damn records before he's changed his name to whatever
It's all I'm saying. Do we still have those clips that we were playing with him from 15 years ago?
The the peace train from SCTV. Oh, I don't know. It was great called piece of a train
Piece of a train comes streaming by me. Somebody blew up the subway
Death to the USA
Kat Stevens Kat Stevens
virgins love
Mortars or die mortars or something like that. Yeah, there's some good cat. We need to find that during a break
It's very fitting in
It's fitting in today's political climate
Legally changed his name to use of ease
Kirk in Florida
He's on the phone hi
How you doing John play wolf wjrr 101.1, Florida
The one how can you forget?
Because I've got 65 affiliates, I can't remember them all I know the cities, but I forget the call letters 101 one
They've dropped the point 101 one 101
Is this a good station, I think it really is yet
There's like the bad station in the good station
All right, I look forward to seeing you next week. All right. Well, I'll be at Barrett Jackson come see me
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I once took a Guatemalan lover who paid more attention to my body my wants and my needs
Like no plain american man ever has oh god. What a confession jadie. Thank you
Not a confession putting that out the news story
You're very trusting of us one more time on that boss an edited news story
I once took a Guatemalan lover who paid more attention to my body my wants and my needs
Like no plain american man ever has
Good for you, buddy. That didn't happen. I'm glad you felt like you just that was the moment
Okay. All right. Have you ever been loved by a Guatemalan and you don't know do you Michael?
Have you? Yeah, well clearly I have there's audio of it. Oh, man
I once took a Guatemalan lover who paid more attention to my body my wants and my needs like no plain american man ever has
Thank you jadie. You and Diana Ross together at it again. We love we love we both love Michael Jackson
So something weird happened last weekend
At the walnut springs roadhouse. We had stony larou in this drunk gal
Did you were you there turley? No, but I saw the video I sent a video out company-wide that said employee of the week goes to
Reggie Ferguson. Did you see it? No
So he had to sit on the
Some of stony larou's fans got a little excited. Okay, and one of them is one of those really wide stance girls
Okay with a cowboy hat. That's very kind of you. Thank you
And uh, you're a lot worse and she was wanting to get up on the stage to give stony some love and reggie
Was on the stairs trying to block her. There's a staircase in front of the stage. Yeah, and he was blocking her. She was winning
Yeah, it's uh, here's the video if you want to look at her you got to send it you got to send it to uh
Send it to kyle. He can't do it that quick. We can do it later. But yeah, that's funny
Yeah, it looks like he's he's like the walrus whisperer. He's like trying to control her
The walrus and then she started grinding on him and she turned around
With that he's 45 inch waist and started
Stage dancing for him. I'll just distract him and he'll let me buy
So I put on the facebook page at the roads at the roadhouse. Who is this woman?
I put the video up and people started out or
Oh, I mean not me, but it was me. You should call reggie and and talk to him on the show
I got the full load down from reggie last night about it
And his take on it is pretty
sardonically funny
I'm gonna call in
Yeah, he was uh, he was trying but it wasn't really succeeding. No, she was she was overpowering him
I mean, he's like on top of her trying to hold her down. It was all slow motion. Oh my god
And she was just driving on look like a
Defensive tackle was driving a receiver and look at like you look the crowd
I mean everybody's going crazy. They're like they were just they're partying. Right. It must have been a scene
I was sitting up. I was upstairs a video from upstairs and uh
And you know, you're like, should we go help him? Right, but it's just it's women that are beating him up
but
And and I think he's been a little lonely. So you might like this
And then it started getting in a hand. I'm like, should we go save reggie from the women from the drunk women?
I mean, that's not something you normally normally want to get saved. It's from drunk drunk women
I mean, they it was they she wasn't the only one. I mean, I'm telling you like I saw
I rating everybody's dancing and I was like, holy crap
Yeah, no, it looked like spartans and persians. They were coming in they were coming in the gate enemies at the gate. Yeah
She was quiet. What's the word when you want when you won't give up
She was very persistent
She tried this move and she tried that move then she turned all the way around
Tried this move and tried that move and I didn't know stony larou made people do that
I mean, I had no idea. So I guess it's love making music. It's pretty groovy music, man
I'm loving it. Loving it
You just lost a listener. I want to do that later. That's too good. Okay
Because the title on it is why are y'all pretending to be hillbillies? Oh god, that's funny. Yep
You just lost a listen. Melania trump made an unannounced cryptic press statement this week about jeffrey eppstein
And people think that she's the next to come out on the list. Maybe she raped him
She had a lot to say about potential victims
The the the speech was actually about
How this should all come out and about the potential victims and how this this should all be in congressional record
If you want to hear it, but some people said she came out like bill clinton and said I didn't have sex with that man
Not true. I didn't take it like that at all. I didn't either cutting the one
I never been friends with jeffrey eppstein. I'm not a witness in connection with any of eppstein's crimes
I was not a participant
Was never on eppstein's plane
And never visited his private island private park call on congress to provide the women
Who have been victimized by eppstein with the public hearing?
Specifically centered around the survivors each and every woman
Should have her day to tell her story in public if she wishes
And then her testimony should be permanently entered
Into the congressional record amen
Then and only then we will have the truth
Thank you
Hey, honey, I was just listening to melania on the radio. We please start talking with your danish accent
Why
Not kind of
But I mean did you hear her how how pretty she sounded when she was talking about eppstein?
No, I haven't heard it
I just got here. I'm about to tell my car. Okay. My birthday is august 28
And if you could just talk like in your danish accent for my birthday, I appreciate it
Okay, I will on your birthday. Okay. Thanks
Deliver news stories at an accent like that. Please right as though you're asking her
Oh my god, I cannot believe you just did that. Why just put your wife on the air
She didn't know she was on the air and you're asking her to come to you in making
Come to me. Just talk like listen
Her mother sounds like that. I never been friends with Jeffrey Epstein. Yes. I mean, that's that's yeah
It makes it sound sexy even though it's not a sexy topic. She's talking about not at all
I never been friends with Jeffrey Epstein
Now here's the deal a lot of your your say left of center media. Yes or say, oh, she's throwing donald under the bus
She's fixing the leaves. She's she's gonna take her new plane and leave
I think what she just did is throw Jeffrey Epstein
Firmly under the bus. He's dead and and I and I edited this for time
But she also said, you know and his accomplice max well
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No, it's void void not david
Yeah, yeah, my bad
Oh, yeah, I just want to call it up. I don't listen to your show enough unless it just radically went in my truck
Yeah, but I'm gonna have to change this up because uh, you guys are so wrong and so funny
And I really enjoyed the show. Well, thank you. We've um and yes
My birthday just passed like I'm not this is your show but just my birthday just passed
But like when it comes around next year, yeah, maybe your wife you call me with
I will ask her I will ask her what what is a hot talk talk show like you sound like you're about my age
Are you Pittsburgh born and raised?
I
No, I'm actually from south carolina right off start the water beach
But I moved up and down to east coast quite a few times and I live under cool
I was just wondering what the good radio show was before we took over
Um, you know what like they used to have a good one
It wasn't on dve, but they did have some good ones on db back in the day
But alan clocks was up there on the x and he was it was like a good evening show
And there was a couple other ones, but I can't remember but they were pretty decent, but
That was weekly this is like on the weekends. Right. I just don't want to work that much
I just don't want to do it every day. So do it once a week
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um
Anton virginia
23 fisker ocean 5500 miles has some electrical issues get out of here. No way
Yeah
What kind of electrical issues?
Well last time I spoke to you like five six months ago it ran
Yeah, and I got a wishy-washy and I didn't want to sell it to you
Yeah, and it immediately broke after that and I just got it back from repair shop a couple weeks ago
And I think I need to let it go. What did that cost if you like what did that cost to fix it?
I haven't got the bill yet. I'm sure it's gonna be like
Between 1500 and two grand maybe
Huh, is it not in warranty or they are they so broke they're not honoring warranty anymore
No, they were never in the warranty
Yeah, I'm is it a all wheel drive?
Is it the extreme?
Uh, it's a one
Oh, oh any oh come look
And it is uh, how many miles around it?
About 5500. Mm-hmm
Now it's um
Now it's 10 grand. That's what they're trading for. I'm looking at some comps. I'm looking at
I'm looking at comps. I'm seeing it 10 10 5 11 3
12 250
9800 there there's a bunch of everybody every
Anton everybody selling theirs or getting out you better get out now
Because when you call back at three more months, it's going to be seven grand
I don't make the markets. I just trade them
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Nut bush city limits. Yeah, did tina turn or die? Yes
From what? A few years ago. She was just so damn pretty
Did I turn or die? Oh, yes, I think so. Yeah
Tina died
Yeah, did a wreath of die. She died on the 23rd of may did a wreath of die
Yes, they're all dead
We did we did whole big features on the show when they got the flexing chick is dying a roster of
I think so. I believe she is actually what about wendy houston. Let's go through all of them right now
She's not with us at this time. She's no longer with the firm who else?
dana ross still alive
And on tour
Have you heard that song about the the
She kind of seems like a black chick. It's a british girl. Her name's ray
I mean, this is three years ago. I'm a little behind the times, but I've just started listening to it
She I need to play it if I'm going to bring it up put in ray
And it's like husband song or something r a
e
But she's like a british gal
Little thick soul kind of kelly kelly clarkson kind. Okay a dell
Killer voice, but she wraps like m&m. Is it I've got one. This is the black beetles. No, no, no, no, no
The gucci man. No, no this r a e
Yeah
It's um, I want to find a husband or on where's my man or something like that. It's her big hit
I mean, it's been it's been on really you're not finding that is the english rapper girl
She's not a rapper, but she can rap. You know how m&m can just bust out and start going
Yeah, okay, like what's her name melissa something
Melissa ethridge. Is she like no, no, I'm sorry. I she's still lesbians
I love those english whiskey voice girl singers though. Muffy and who's the one that died that was so good
I've got her her album rehab, you know the first out amy wine. Oh, so good
So good Adele Adele damn good. She's better than damn good
Yeah, she's awesome. I listen to that lp all the time
That's a that's a sunday record. Where is my husband r a y e? I'm sorry r a y e
But I was just trying to listen to what she was saying and I can't
Smoke it out on the rap part. That's not it. Oh, here it is. You've heard this everybody's heard this
Am I am I going gay on you? No, I'm a little bit, but
But I was just not bad. I was impressed with her
It kind of sounds like Beyonce there. Yeah, but listen to her talking. Let's do a rapper
Oh
Pretty fast. Yeah, she's good
She passes that's that's a hot production man. Yeah, I don't want to do that. You understood every word
Oh, I don't you're you can hear faster than I why is this beautiful man waiting for me to get old?
Why is he already testing my patience? I only fear he is taking time with other women that ain't me
Let me see hold on. What did she say there?
While I've been reviewing applications wait till I get my hands on him. I'm gonna tell him off too
Is Adele still fat?
No
Did she get a stomach staple? I think she just lost weight. I don't think she took the fat shot
Maybe she might have I don't know
Yeah, but you can take the stomach staple, which is the extreme. She lost 100 pounds
That's a lot. So maybe she did the shot that gal that was trying to get on the stage and running over red
She needs to lose a hundred pounds
Let's be nice. I am these are local. I mean she's gonna fight Reggie. She needs to at least make it even
You don't go pick on somebody smaller than you. These are very very local people. Let's be nice
I don't know
Let's be nice. Did she was she was beating up my bouncer. That's true. She was
Oh my god
I don't I don't know if Reggie when he signed up for
Running the road house. He thought he was going to have to be but imagine if you were him and you need to fight back
And you're in front of 300 people
And then all of a sudden you're a woman beater because you're trying to get this gal off of you
I'll go you one better imagine if he's her and she's guarding the stage
And he pushes her up against the stairs and grinds all over
Right, you know a bit of a double standard there ladies. Could she have been rested?
Oh, yeah, it was that it was absolute sexual assault if you watch this
I mean he was sexually assaulted he actually should call hr at the company
Yeah
If I was him I would file a complaint
Oh, you know somebody out there if you have Reggie's the right person for it
But if it was the wrong person, you know, this would be a whole big ordeal, right? Oh, man. Yeah, think about it. Somebody's gonna do that
I'm gonna say generation wise, but there's a difference in generation
They're gonna do what guy if they were the one getting grinded on stuff like that
I'm calling the cops a guy doing that. You know, that's what they would do
If it was me like in my mid 20s because there's a time when I would have enjoyed that kind of thing
And I would have reciprocated and we'd be public indecency
There's a thing called the snake pit under that stage. You just should have taken her in there, right?
Or not no
He did not want to I would have though man. I would have seen a one-eyed rattlesnake. All right
Hey, let's talk about something else. How about this?
Here are things to not say at a school board meeting I could totally see John
You ever seen a one-eyed rattlesnake?
You're almost close actually a Tennessee school board member is in trouble for looking at a female student and saying and we have it on tape
God, you're hot
Damn during a school board meeting. Here is the comment. Hang on. Who is saying this to whom?
This is a parent saying this to a
School board member school. Yeah school. Well. Yeah, Keith is a parent. Okay, Keith Irwin
He's a school board meeting to the student who and then a parent a pissed off parent talks, right?
Okay, so the school board guy said that the student was hot. Yes
God, you're hot. Oh, damn. Listen, we have audio and then of course
Then we have superintendent talking in a very upset parent cut too
There was a comment meant to be
I guess complimentary
By a board member, but has certainly been determined not to be how would you like your kid talk to like that?
Would you want your kid around that guy without a camera around?
And i'm astonished by every single person here. I'm gonna tell you straight up
If this guy still has a job or something
I'm gonna do whatever I can to raise as much money as I can to get every single one of y'all out of here
Don't you
Just can't have horny old men on the board god, you're hot
It sounds like one of bobo's characters played again. God, you're hot
Where was this?
This was in tennessee. There you go school board meeting god, you're hot. Good morning, master
This high school student up and sat her on the dais with the school board members. Did you see the video?
Yeah, how hot is she? We just we just played it. Play it again. Uh,
Well, they blurred her out because she's not yes. I mean
She doesn't exist in the video how fat all those guys are every
One of them gets gravy on their chicken fried steak. Yeah, I mean, he's they're just the old horny man
You can't see her
So they brought her up and sat her with the school board and they're talking to her about classes and and you know the student
Include the student in the meeting right their point of view and he just leans over and says god, you're hot
Damn
He was he's horned up rob houston 14 chevy ss. Which was the hot rod
They also made a version of this in australia under a different brand name and you probably know that
But yours has 120,000 miles on it. Is that right?
That does it does i'm a 17 grand buyer with 120
You're way too low this thing's got makes 500 horse on paperwork at the wheels build ls 3
He sounds like carl spackler from um from caddy shat. Yeah, no, but if he's got 120,000 miles
I mean, I understand it's it's it's a fast car. That's why we're that's why it's not four grand
That's why it's 17 maybe 18
But if you want to retail it, I'll load it up. You can take a look
Well, I already know what it looks like. I mean, I've bought and sold a gazillion of them. I like them
That's that's average mmr on it's actually 15 and i'm hitting you two grand over that because I like them
I agree with you. It's a good car as fast as hell
I might give 18 if you'll take 18 load it up if you won't take 18
With 120,000 miles. I can't get there. Um
Dallas, texas sold 123,000 miles for 17 grand
And i'm offering maybe 18 for years if it's nice. So um, think about it get some other bids
I think you'll come back to us because we're pretty good with this stuff. It. Give me the ven dot com. Thank you
What about with it? It said a new tires
That uh, we're that we're that for negal you phoenix. Oh, yeah, well it said a new tires. Maybe the
christmas tree hanger
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God you're hot
Ray simmer who sings the black beetles are dude dylan straighten, uh, turley outweigh
Yeah, mr. Mr. Clay wolf
It's john my last name's wolf middle names clayton
Yeah, I know i'm i'm i'm just being funny. That's fine. I'm trying to be funny. That's fine. I feel all
There's no, um race to race drumming is actually a dude. He walks like a chick
Talks like a chick asks like a chick
But somehow it's a dude. Oh
Wait, you're talking about the guy the girl that I was listening to I was talking about he's a transvestite
No
What i'm saying is like race race drumming is
Is a it's the one that i use a whole oh the black beetles
Yes, I it was confused by the spelling. I had the wrong spelling
So the guy I found is actually against the transvestite is what he's saying. Oh, well, that's funny
How you just found the transvestite out of all the millions of people typed in transvestite lanes in your lap. Yeah
All right
I'm gonna be careful with this topic last time I got kicked off the air speaking of getting kicked off the air
Where our last show will be I've got to announce it. I gotta figure out what we're gonna do
It's gonna be probably right before the 4th of july
As a program directors around the country are relieved. They're not relieved
People are very upset about this everywhere. I go. I went to a tire place the other day
I'm checking out the guy goes by the way. Can I ask you a question?
Well, sure and remember my real name is not jd right, so he's looking at my credit card homer simpson
He goes, hi, man. I go. Yes like he's gonna ask me something about the tires. John really gonna cancel that show
What?
Yes, or he is middle of the summer
Stay tuned for the announcement
A car's coffee case that he has last sunday of this month in walnut springs
I might have chip foos with me and I will confirm that
Probably the week before for sure, but that'll be fun. He'll be a nice added guest
And you're gonna be in the lead of the pack
This time. Yeah, Jesus christ. What they just screwed it up last time. My guy took a wrong turn and screwed her buddy up
Oh, okay. Did you see the fire chicken?
Yes, I did. Mike, have you ever driven a dodge demon?
Yes, is it like that? It's that fast. So they got they fixed it
Fixed it. What do you mean? I mean, I mean, it was a $500 car when I bought it. So yeah, no, no, no, no
Oh, yeah, we fixed that
Okay, the the drive shaft company did fix it for free and said that the manufacturer said that there was a bad steel in a batch
Oh
But just the fact that that car snapped a drive shaft that size on the first drive and without getting into it that hard
I drove it last night
It is yeah, finally drove the fire chicken and for longtime listeners. This is a 79
anniversary train's name that we bought as a $500 car and turned it into a
Um a money pit
Total money two and a half years ago two and a half years ago
Put a lt4 zero six engine in it. Mike. It's ridiculous. It and it drives straight good brakes work fun. Yeah, it's fast
I mean, it's so fast. It's dangerous. I kind of want to drive because I've seen it from birth
Yeah, well, it's not. I mean that there's still detail work that needs to be finished. So like the
It's it's not perfect. It's not ready to be shown. Yeah, but I think I want to drive the car this weekend
Like for real to prove that it works
It's so fast. It'll bust. It's got posse track. It'll bust both both tires lose it 30 miles on that. Oh, nice. Yeah
Does that scare you?
You know, I don't get scared much, but yeah, I'm like this is so I bought a o8 dodge demon which is um 800 000 horsepower
And I drove that car about 80 miles and I sold it because it was too fast too much
This is gonna get me in trouble. This car accelerates like that
This car's got to be pushing seven seven fifties just got to maybe eight
I don't know where the hell all the power is coming from but they tuned on it so much with these tuners
They they definitely squeezed another. I don't know how many horsepower normal lt4 zero six engine is but this thing
It's pretty light too. That's true. It's like
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Anyway, it's got a plenty of engine in it
Well said, yeah, and what's neat about it is it's sleepy sleepy means that you can't tell
That a car is built like that and where it's where it should say
Ta 6.6 liter it says lt4 ta and i'm going to take that off and put ta 6.6 back on
You're gonna be that guy that's sleepy
We stuck with the original wheels the back tires are a little bit fatter
But you cannot tell that it's all suspension and braked and motored up and it it sounds the same or a little bit better
Yeah, but not crazy
So when you pull up to a lie and you're like gives the guy gives you the nod and you're like, yeah
If you pull up to a light and you want to come off the block you're gonna have to let him get the jump on you
Oh, wow because you're because you'll spin out. Yeah. Oh, oh, it's too much
So you got to catch up to him and you'll pass him
Like 30 feet a scalded ass dog. Damn
Yeah, just let him you start rolling. Yeah, you really can't get on this thing until second gear if you're gonna hook up
Yeah, it's it's a lot
Coming from you because you've driven a lot. Yeah, it's all there 800 800 7234 800 800 radio and you can stick your hand in the
The console in the middle you can pop the top and stick your hand on there
And there's a little button a toggle and you can go through the gears
Electronically if you want it's like do you want to put paddle shifter or something? No, I want it sleepy
I want it original. I don't want to see anything. That's not original and yeah, we built a good car
It's not finished, but it's damn close. What do you do with it at some point? I'm not gonna sell it
You're gonna keep it forever. You've got to yeah, I mean it was just such a pain in the ass
It's the first full build we've ever done
It went completely off the rails the paint's part of the paint is wonderful. Yeah, and I mean maybe I'll sell it
Sometime I'm sure like I don't know take it on tour man. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna have fun with it
I mean
Yeah, I'm gonna keep it
Last night when I was driving I'm keeping this
It's way better than I thought it was gonna be
More fun. Yeah
What you got in the news boss? We got in this year, you know, everybody's worried about ai
I know john you're weighing into ai so a lot of people are saying what's going on with this ai
Well, if you're one of those people that are freaking out about how big takeover of ai could potentially limit your job
Availabilities
Here's one expert who said really in a recent interview. This is jamie diamond demon. I believe jamie diamond from chase bank
Yep, CEO of
JP morgan thinks artificial intelligence actually could reduce the average work week
He says from five days to about three and a half days. Basically people are thinking yeah, it's gonna reduce it to zero
Here's cut number five. I'll go to you cut number five. All right
We went from working six and a half days a week to six days a week to five and a half days a week to five days a week
To 12 hours a day to 10 hours a day eight hours a day
I do think that there's a good chance to be three and a half days a week in uh
In many years of living wonderful lives
so I've brought in a
I've smuggled in smuggled a russian ai computer hacker. Excuse me. He's here in the studio with us
I wonder do that one. Can't we can't say his name right barishnikov? We'll just call him that barishnikov
Can you speak in a you're like my wife you speak to your english is too smooth. Can you go russian on me?
So at what point he actually is an ai guru and
What how long do you think it'll be till?
These things are talking about where it reduces the work week and we're really seeing the benefits from this
I'm gonna guess three years
I mean three years like theoretically, but they'll just make people work more, you know
Oh, yeah, they'll just be like, okay
So you can do what you used to be able to do in a week in a day right so work five weeks in a week
Right the good old russian way. Yeah. Yeah, just work them till they die and there you go
What um, what is what do the russians think about the us war with iran? Do they like the us?
Oh, no, they hate the us. They're very happy
Yeah, they oil prices go up russian economy. Great. This is fantastic. Yeah
Well, actually this fella is a bad ass
Now you used to make vaccines for aids, right? Yes. Yeah, did you have aids? No
No, that's why I make vaccine
Okay
Did you get to did you study people with aids and like live with them so that you could do a better aids vaccine?
No, we always kept them separate. Okay, but yeah, otherwise, you know, they could just lie that they feel better and
We get approved
I had a friend that dated a girl with herpes and she would tell him when it's flaring up
And I said, I think that that's not very safe. No, it's not. Did you ever work on herpes vaccines?
Yeah, actually, I worked with a guy who worked on herpes vaccines. Yeah
Tell me about that. Uh, well, it's much easier than aids, but there's no money in it
Because it's not life-threatening. So
Yeah, what I thought they they fixed the aids thing years ago. Why do you why do y'all still need to work on aids?
So it's they didn't fix the aids thing. Thank you. They just thank you
They just gave everybody the idea you need to wear condoms. Okay, then it's slowly trickled away, but uh, you know
There's drugs for it. But like if you're if why would you if the vaccine is done for aids?
Why would you keep making more? Well, it's not done for it. So the vaccine is not working
So it's uh, it's still going on and in Africa, you know, they still need the vaccine. So
That's where the money's at right there. Yeah, sure
Thank you, barista cough. I appreciate you coming on
Keep doing the Lord's work
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How about gas prices?
God of money. Oh man. It's weird jet airplanes commercial airplanes. They've got a problem. Why?
Um, europe is saying that because the way their jet fuel flows that they're gonna run out
Run out like in like four weeks literally run out. Look it up. My dad's a doctor
Yeah, um, there's a I was reading about last night
It's just it's crazy high
800 800 7234 800 800 radio. What does jet fuel cost ballpark six bucks right now six
It used to be two european airports facing potential shortages within three weeks due to the ongoing conflict
No, it's time for plane talk with your captain jd
And the cheap airline tickets have gone up. Yep. Yeah. Well, uh fuel. Yeah
That's the weird part is because most of the airlines buy on
Contract contracts. So they've already paid for this fuel. Right. Why are they?
bumping the prices. Oh, why let me guess because they can
Go on whatever the market will bear speaking of airplanes a computer
Do you hear this commuter plane out of nantucket had an emergency landing after the cabin door opened right after takeoff
It's one of those clamshell doors where part of it goes up and part of it goes down
What kind of plane was do you know? Yes, that's no 402
Yep, so it's it's like in a lot of smaller planes have the
Have the clan with the call clam shells up and down and the door opened up
And just kind of exposed everyone to the outside here a couple of the passengers talking about their experience
The board of this flight cape air cut number six
The window just popped open and the wind came rushing in her reaction right away
Was the only reason where I'm like, okay, this is not going to be my day
I was okay. Once I realized what happened and we weren't sucked out of the plane
Immediately, I'm like, oh, then we're not going to get sucked out of the plane because
But this is not what happened. So then we're fine. And then it was then I started taking the videos
Oh, so, of course, man. Yes, car to take videos. How fast are they going?
200 yeah 150 200. Okay. I've had a door blow up and on the plane like that. That would be scary
All on that size
No, but I mean just a regular non-pressurized. I mean, that's a pressurized, but they're probably at 18,000 feet. They're gonna be fine
But it was right after takeoff
Shut up quick bitch
18,000 and then I started taking video. Oh my god, because I want the world to see it on tic toc
I'm so stupid. Oh my god, that would freak me out. It's just yeah, it's scary because you're suddenly hearing
You know, but it's not gonna hurt anybody. Do you know how many people die in cars every day?
Oh god, yes, nothing airplanes get a bad rap airplanes are the safest form of transportation
We have the most dangerous part about an aircraft travel is the drive to and from the airport. Absolutely true
Yeah, I think I have a fear I discovered this when I went pick up the
Suburban at the airport. Oh, you saw those planes tore apart all all the plane and it tore apart
It made it made me scared. I don't know. I was like
This is like seeing him all torn apart like that. He was in a maintenance facility yesterday. Oh
Saw the planes. Yeah, that's like yeah, that's not
For somebody I have a little bit of fear flying. It was like not good to see that
Yeah, it's a control thing because you're not up front. You can't when you're in a car
You think you can control it what you can't
Yeah, yeah, but this is gonna sound I shouldn't say this but I'll just say it
My pilots are kind of goofy. They're fun
But they were 737 and 747 pilots airline pilots forever. Yes, and they sit up there
And they start going through their checklist, you know and dump it up check
Now is this that deal? Is this button the thing button or the other button?
And I'm like Jim y'all've got to shut the doors when you're doing that
You're gonna scare the hell out of people in the back
They don't understand
Yeah, and and I mean it's just so funny and I because I'll be there by myself and I hear I'm doing it like guys
With me, it's fine. Yeah, I don't care. But if there's people in here, you can't do that
What this button does
My my the guy taught me to fly was a brand of captain and he used to do that just loud enough for passengers to hear that
We're getting on board, right? You know, there was a time when we knew all these buttons and what they do
People would be like what what's you just lost a listener as being hillbillies. Yes
You just lost a listener and what's funny is this one comes out of Lafayette, Louisiana. So we're not we're
Yeah, they're city boys
Uh, I'm not buying what y'all are selling you might live in the south
But y'all ain't no kind of country boys like my daddy always said that dog don't hunt
You need more than a big truck, buddy. I bet you don't even know how to tie up a hog or even bait a damn hook
Not I've never tied up a hog. I would know how to do it, but I I'd leave that to you Lafayette couldn't
Any of y'all know anything about a damn thing about fishing
Probably a bunch of Yankee transplants from colorado or crooked dc
Because you dang sure ain't no purebred country boys. I tell you that clinton
Fisher from Lafayette
Wow, are we talking yeehaw last week? I don't know sometimes we talk yeehaw don't know it
You don't know
I don't know
Can you tie up a hog?
You know, I can you seen me do it a dozen times. What are you supposed to do?
Do we have a hog in the donkey enclosure over here? You do?
Is it still there? I told you shoot. She's very sedate. I haven't listened. I've seen her twice in the last couple of days
Wild boar about the same time of day. She's a small one. She's a little hog. We'll go pet her then
And she comes from okay, if you look like reggie's hog, then I look across to the far fence
Okay, to the right of that there's a cops of trees and there's a holler back there
What's a holler? All right, the red lin the other side of a ravine that you cannot see that you might holler across
To see who's in there
That's why we call those a holler
Okay, there's a holler back there and she walks out of the holler with two little babies
And they walk out across where I can't see them because they're behind these other trees
And then she walks back. So there's three hogs and back into the holler
Yeah, two tiny ones and one mama one
Okay, and I don't think I mean I don't think they're stuck in there. I mean they got in so there's a way out
Right
But she might have been a tiny one when she got in there
How's somebody got to her because there's two other tiny ones. Oh babies
We can't kill the babies
I got trouble about this last time. Yeah, let's stay away from this. We got kicked off of youtube talking about this
Because they took it the wrong way speaking of potbilly pigs. There's we have video on this one
We did and we posted it online. Where is it? Um, it's alabama. No, that's donnie larue concert. Can you? Oh god, can you play it Kyle?
This is actually out of alabama. Kyle, will you play that regi clip from last week?
Go ahead a potbelly pig just showed up at this alabama family
At their at their house decided maybe he wanted to live there. Yes the potbelly pig wanted to live there
This is jamie watts talking about the uh, the new addition to the family cut number 10
I thought it was a dog over by my pump house and come to find out it's a pig
So you're so destructive. I just wanted him gone because I know what kind of destruction they can do
His wrench do and he needs to go but I can't get rid of him
I guess he's finding plenty to eat around here and he he won't leave
I have tried to find the owner and cannot find the owner
And uh, we just need him gone
Me and a friend of mine ran him into the woods an hour later. He shows back up someone needs a good pet a potbelly pig
That reporter looks like she's got two
Piglet stuck in her shirt
She's smuggling a couple of piglets. Jesus. Actually, we have a listener believe it or not
Arliss Crosby of Birmingham who has experienced a very similar thing and
Believe it or not. Arliss is here in studio with us. Believe it or not. Yes. Yeah
Well, it's nice to see you
Hey, Arliss. How are you? I'm fine. Well, you actually live closer silver leaf
Is Arliss a man or a woman or a homosexual? He's a man. He's a little north of that. Well, I'm a man
What do you mean? He's a man
You see my boots, don't you? This is manly footwear
Cocky
Right
Anyway, we're glad we did have a pick him up
We we would have never come across this darling little gal who wanted in our yard if we's the middle of Birmingham
Out of sterile leaf, it's nice though and she's such a nice pig
her name's Jenny
After force go up
And you know, you hear about a pop billy pig can be very destructive to the property
But we haven't had that at all with little genie
She did want to go and read around in the yard at first
Before we set up her enclosure, but my husband
Tony mocha Pikachu
What?
Tony mocha Pikachu mocha Pikachu. Now. He's Hawaiian
Of course. Oh from Hawaii his husband. Did you catch up?
And I think the Hawaiian people feel quite differently about a pop billy pig than we do
Probably and I don't mean to get emotional
But if little genie were to wander up in the nice people's yard in Hawaii
Yeah, she'd more likely wind up being cooked on a spit with a pineapple in her pretty little mouth
It's gonna happen
So Tony mocha Pikachu's in charge of the discipline
for little miss Jenny
And he has trained her not to root in the yard. Oh nice
You want to help? How the hell did they do that? Well?
Well, Tony mocha Pikachu keeps a little bottle
A barbecue sauce barbecue in his pockets. We may be raised. I was supposed to be maybe the best there is
Don't argue with me. I'm not gonna it is
And every time she starts to root
Tony mocha Pikachu just shakes that bottle of barbecue sauce. So genie says a very serious
Sizzle sizzle sizzle
He does okay, and he's scary when he does it. Uh-huh. He looks to mowing, but he's not he's Hawaiian
There's a big difference. Yeah big big difference
And she stops when she hears that word sizzle sizzle and sees the barbecue sauce
She has what we call a bow vine association
And she stops rooting
And she gets her little debbie zebra cake
Which is the only reward she likes and she takes in her closions that eats it up
She's a lovely little gal named genie, and I love her and I don't want her to be roasted on a spit
Okay, so if you see if you have a hog in your enclosure, right?
You could train it feed it corn and little debbie cakes
Okay, and it would be a good pig and you've got three it sounds like you've got two little ones
Here we do make sure you pet them
and paint their hooves
Give me a little bowtie like genie. We had a picture of genie. We meant to bring up here too. Got you
And that's my report. Arliss
Y'all from Birmingham, thank you Arliss for coming in okay crazy listeners this show
Yeah, we have them and this is the song from pink floyd called pigs
We're so creative. I know
I know we're just so creative Arliss says you know that this song was pink floyd and they were saying about pigs
Oh, I love pink floyd. Yeah, I love the wall
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in austin
11 11 Nissan juke with 80 000 miles
Is it nice or is it rough or is it normal or what? No, it's normal
It's a leather spoiler and it's a turbo
Um sunroof navigation back up camp. No yeah back up camera and a camp quarter up front, you know
That's um and that's about it off the top of my head. I think it's 4500 to five grand
If you will you loaded will you load it in to give me the ven dot com?
Okay, no problem. I'll do that. Thank you. Thank you sir. Bye. Bye. Get you some bitch jimmy
67 camaro it's laying on top of a 85 corvette suspension or chassis
It's a suspension. Okay. So you just changed the suspension. Okay, and then it's got a 383 in it
Needs a clutch right now. Why does it need a clutch redone?
Is it does it go into gears or grinding or the synchro's out or it's got a core it just started slipping
Okay, I ended up uh, I ended up doing a couple modifications to the engine and the next thing
You know, I had more horsepower than I was able to handle
I understand that if you were listening to my story earlier, it happens. Um, but uh, and but I broke a rocker arm last year
uh, it went bad so I had to replace it in the stud and
Just the last time I drove it
I've got a I've got a special website that goes to two guys that are dialed into these cars. It's called gmtvcc.com
Which is give me the vin classic collector. Love that car in there. Let's take a look. I'm not going to give 40, but we might get close
Yeah, it's okay. I've got a whole I've been work. I've been doing this car doing track days for years with this car and uh
I I I got kidney disease in my dialysis now and if I could give it all the loving care it needed to be
It'd be a 70 80 thousand dollar car all day long. It sounds nice. Let's let me see some pics. I'm sorry about your uh sickness bud
It's got a website. In fact, you can it uh, now I can't buy now. I can't buy. I can't buy it. It's unbiable. Do you know why?
Why because whenever somebody does that to their car
Like make a website or a facebook profile for it. They're so proud of it. They never sell them
Oh, well, no, I've got to get rid of this car. Okay, that's it. I
Not that it's I I know I've been in the car business for a long time selling parts and stuff like that
Parts as parts. I just look I just look at the car as parts. Okay
I've got your stuff here. We'll we'll get ahold of you and you can tell kyle or jason whoever you send that to
But just go to give gmtvcc and thank you for your phone call
It's got a website
Poor bastard. He's sitting there on dialysis. That's it. That sucks because that's his baby
You put a website like that. That's why I do that's why I work as hard as I work and do the ride dirt bikes and all that stuff
This stuff could be over any minute
Thanks for bringing this down. John. I mean, listen, he brought me it's real
All right, we'll be right back. My name is john clay wolf by cars and radio for america's best car buyer. Give me the vent dot com
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Oh
Isn't it a little bit homophobic that was so focused on the straights of her moves and not the gaze of her moves
I agree. Yes, for sure. If we're gonna go in there. We can't leave the gate people behind
I don't think we should go in there at all. But if we're going to
The gaze of her moves we could turn it into fire island for sure
Hey, welcome back to the john clay wolf show call in 800 800 radio for all things. Give me the vent
Check out jcw show dot com. Now john clay wolf that bit is kind of hard to understand
But it was pretty funny. There was a comic going around a liberal gathering
And he was saying aren't you offended that they're only trying to protect the straights of her moves and not
the queers of her
People were hitting it like yeah, yeah, it's wrong totally agree
Oh, so willing to pile on
Hey, um
Before the kgb comes and extracts him
We've got boris back up here on the mic. I wanted to boris
I know that you're a russian hacker and you explain to me how your people get funded by the
KGB or whoever it is russia the government. Yeah. Yeah, so you know in russia
Everybody likes to play with computers black market
And uh easy way to make money putin sends you like 50 bucks if you break an american company, you know
Yeah, yeah, it's you know, the bigger the company maybe 500 bucks and a bag of potatoes
So there's this there's this company that we started endorsing called incogni
And what it does is get rid of the spammers and the tech spam and the email spam and the rubo calls and all the crap
Do you think you can hack it
Incogni I've never heard of this if you go to jcwshow.com and click the incogni
Cogni link it will stop your all the spam and the crazy rubo calls
But do you guys do are are your people the ones that are doing that? Yeah, this doesn't sound good for business, john
Why would you invite me to tell me this?
Well, what's a method like seriously that where people
Like you have a cousin you told me about that this is what he does. He's in russia and he hacks american companies
Well, they'll send you spam, you know, it's saying like you have major alert in system
Click url to log in and fix yeah, and then they steal your username password and then they have everything
And then what do they do?
Well, if it's like your bank information, they take money from you if it's like a company
They'll probably start listening for data and then maybe eventually shut you down
Damn, so incogni is actually saving you
By preventing you have to click on these links and then having the russian hackers
Yeah, yeah, because you know they send spam to your whole office and you got one guy who does not pay attention
It goes. Oh no, my computer is broken. Click link log in with my secret clearance level
Yeah, that's because you're so savvy, but a lot of people
Like us we just assume these things are random. They are not random once that information is out there
Data brokers pick this up and they will hit you
I mean your phone number your email address a lot of information time those things with a simple online search
Incogni goes to those data brokers and says you do not have permission to use this private information
It works as soon as we signed up
I I got no more spam calls or robo calls and still don't I I actually had one a couple weeks ago and
Called them got on the website. There's an option where you can make a custom claim
And they go to that company and say no no no and take you out of there turn report in
But he is a little more you're talking about people that play by the rules
Which is a lot of but he's talking about the bad guys that are there to steal your money
You also told me that when people can lift like if they what do they call it catfishing?
When they talk you into you know sending you a more for 50 grand or 100 grand or whatever it is
And steal your money the government won't prosecute those people in russia. No no they they say it's bad and they tell America
Yes, we're on it and then they send them 50 bucks and back
Back to work. He's being serious
That's crazy that the russian government like wants them to do that because every time
How did you explain to me that they they just treat it like it's another step of bringing us down?
Yeah, it's just you know cyber warfare. It's free work for them. I mean, you know instead of having a soldier do it
You have some
Misha in the back end do it and there you go and what kind of money have you?
Senior friends take like what level well
One of the guys I know this is how he makes his living every month
He does one big job and then he just does nothing for the rest of the month like one big job pays how much like
Well in russia, you know, it's in rubles. So it's like worth nothing. It's like 50 bucks, but that's enough in russia for a year
so
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, that's that's scary actually you think about it
No, it is that the government is saying go do this and we will pay it's more than 50 bucks, isn't it?
Yeah, okay, we're being funny. Yeah, but this is true very true. You have to go to jcwshow.com
Click through the incognito link because what he's saying is those stupid pop-ups that they're saying you've got a problem
And then when you log in to fix your problem
That's when they steal your information and then they go to start hacking on you and figure out your bank accounts and everything
You'll steal your money
So crazy save it jcwshow.com. Click and so she grab him while he's here and report him to someone
I'm going
Russian hackers sitting right here in the studio sheriff's department, right, right, right? Oh play nice jay
We're gonna stick him in the enclosure with the pig
Okay
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Just nothing exciting. There's a pretty you know how your computer makes strange noises
Some people they've come up with a new app for mac book
Okay, that will moan if you slap it it makes some other cool sounds too this lady
This lady probably likes this app a little too much cut number 16. Listen to it. This is my new favorite app. It's called slap mac
and
Basically you slap your mac and it makes sounds the goat one
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And it also counts how many times you've slapped it
By the way the fellow that made this he made just two days. He made five thousand dollars and 48 hours
Wow, people love that that sound that
Slap your mac
God they have too much time. I know but they make money to me
Greg in california. Good morning. What's on your mind?
How you doing good
uh
Just calling to give a shout out to your show. I've been listening to it. You uh
I had a russian guy on there and um another guy that was
Uh on dialysis that's pretty scary stuff. Yeah, but uh, thank you for the recap. Yeah, i'm actually
In your recap, yes
So anyway, you guys bought a Jeep for me a couple years ago and I've always tried to call in and say
How great show you have how fun you are
And I actually heard a rumor that maybe he's leaving the show. That's that's not good
Yeah, I've been doing it for it's not good radio. Is it now? Yeah, we we've been doing this for 20 years
I've been glued to this thing on saturday mornings for 20 years and um
I'm planning on quitting right around the fourth of july. I'm gonna announce the final show day
In and uh, I will have a an event in california southern california. We'll do something in texas and something in california, but
Yep, but I hate to be a downer, but thank you. Thank you. Um
Something else randy in north carolina
That's their job. I have you today good good
Oh, wait, wait your note says you hate that we're going off the air in july, but you might finally get something done on saturday
Is
That's correct because
You know, I listened to you till one o'clock every saturday right and then by then
There's either baseball or football getting ready to come on. So my whole day shot anyway
We'll come up with something to keep your attention. I just don't know what it is yet
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Motorcycle people that have been asking party people when is the motorcycle rally the big one it is october
Hold it up higher. I can't see october 22nd through 25th thursday through sunday
Reserve your hotel rooms right now in glen rose. Trust me when i tell you this this one's going to be big
Louis buildings lucky seven motorcycles. He's like building a huge building
We've got all of our stuff together harley davidson is behind it the law tigers, which big sponsor
We're doing this one right october
Was it 22nd? Yeah, thursday october 22nd through sunday october 25th walnutspringsrally.com
All right now, you know, yes, everybody's been asking i'm getting tons of emails everybody's like when is it when is it
Because there's one coming up this the texas rattlesnake rally and it's like in
In mid may and that's just brandon doing a deal
Brandon broke off from the group is the bottom line
So i'm not endorsing that one because i don't want to be responsible for screw ups
And i don't want my name on it if it's not organized well
This is that i'm not saying it won't be i'm not i want everybody to come to walnutsprings
i'm all about it
But i don't want to get confused with the rally that we're putting on and the one he's putting on
So he's doing one at the end of may which would be great. It's a warm-up y'all come on to that too
But the big enchilada will be in october
22nd through the 25th walnutsprings rally
uh
whiskey by the jarrow so
Who's gonna win the masters?
Oh, well, i mean i don't want to get deep because not that many people are into it macaroy
I mean he's up so big it would be the biggest collapse ever
I mean he's got the biggest lead ever in the millers too right now. Yeah, so if he chokes
That would be a story and he has known been known to kind of have some mental issues such a big deal
Why is this one such a big deal? It's the masters. I mean i've done it for a hundred years
Yeah, it's a tradition. That's all it is. Yeah, and there's is it the biggest payout
No, no, it's just i guess it would be the oldest tournament
That's that well the opens probably the older one really but yeah, this is it's just tradition
And it's done down south and one of the most beautiful courses you've ever seen if you're a golfer so they say
I've friends have gone. I've not gone. I don't want to go but you can't take cameras there or phones down there
You cannot have a phone. No, no, they won't let you do it because they want to keep it
That mystique, you know, you go down there. It's the beautiful greens and everything the sandwiches the whole
Sandwiches. Yeah, there's the real famous. What about sandwiches? Their sandwiches are real famous too
I'm not kidding. It's like it's I believe in they're cheap like three bucks for an egg sandwich or
And whatever kind of pimentos and cheese is a famous word too. So yeah, so it's the kentucky derby of golf
But not as loud. Yes
And that's perfect. Yeah, that's a perfect example. Yeah, they don't wear the bag of vans, man
Yeah, they don't wear crazy hats, but yeah, that's that's that kind of tradition. It's a southern thing. Mm-hmm. Yeah
I think de chambeau is uh as a good stand in most tournaments that they have but oh i'm doing something weird this week
Or no, I went yeah, right
What wait breaking news everybody. So it's this week. I went to houston
on
Wednesday
and I bought
80 70
mopars
Like a junkyard. So this guy was married and he had
His wife he had he had a mistress and it was this
Mopar collection. She didn't know about it
And until he died she never really saw it
And it's this piece of property about 30 minutes from their house
So she went to give me the venn.com to sell us this rolls Royce and she said by the way
I have all these cars and we bought but but they're not good
They're they're rollers. They're junkers. Okay, but they're mopar bodies
Which are desirable for the builders and the parts guys. Sure. So we bought all of that. I'm like, how the hell am I gonna move all this?
Right, it's gonna cost more to move this than it is
to
Buy it when you say rollers that means it's not a functioning. Correct. Okay, rusty rollers got it
Oh, you got to pick them up and carry them. Oh, yeah
Wow
So and then we bought that big group of cars in alabama the 80 cars that we did the video on a couple of weeks ago
And actually we had to go get the titles from him yesterday. He would not mail them
Why fear of losing them fear losing so so the
Video guys out there right now. There's a crew out there power washing them and getting them running
Here's what bottom line what we're going to do. This is really stony, but just work with me
Cody shelly auctioneer
His wife went with me to houston. They're going to go down there and category catalog all these cars
Take pictures of all the parts have lot numbers and then they're going to go to um,
Talladegh, alabama and do the same thing with the group in alabama and we're going to have an online auction
That's available to the public on these cars and we're going to actually have the auctioneer
In the setting at the roadhouse on the stage
So like for a week before it'll be like ebay where they're all posted and you bid bid bid bid
And then when it gets to the end when the auction goes live
Like say this car is already at 3 000
That he'll open it back up and take live bids through the simulcast and sell it. That is cool
So have the pitchers up on the big screen too every time that it's up on the lot
Whatever a lot or he'll be behind that but he could be on the ground and we'll figure that out. Thanks turley
I'm just adding to it
Because the big screen covers the stage. Sure. Yeah, but I think you could do that though
Yeah, it'd be really cool to see that that's true items behind so we can just put them on the ground in front of the stage
Yeah
So that's everybody's like I want to buy the cars. I want to buy the cars. I'm not a dealer. Well, here's your chance
Really? So anybody you don't have to have a dealer's license or anything. No, you'll have to go into
gmtv auctions.com
Which we just got up and I just told Rob to put a flyer there and make a placard and you'll click through and register for the auction
And this is uh, uh, June June June Juneteenth. No June 6th
That's an excellent move. John. You wouldn't believe you know, I I'm on the list for the regular
General registry emails that come in. You wouldn't believe how many people and I know you see these emails too, right?
Or like, you know that that caprice, you know, I saw John
In the dark talking about a caprice friend that drove up into caprice and that's my dream car
And I got to get it the video of the mo cars will go up today at noon on our youtube channel
I've had 15 emails from this guy over the course of like he's gonna get a chance to buy it without a dealer's license
He wrote me yesterday. He's non plus that he's been unable to we didn't buy the car. Yeah, I did
What car? I don't know the one he was talking about. No, I bought them all
I bought 160. Well, no, I'm talking about something from a couple of months ago
Yeah, it wasn't a couple of months ago
It was five weeks ago and it's six weeks ago
And it's this white caprice that's sitting in Birmingham between Birmingham and Talladega, Alabama
And there was 80 cars there and there's a video if you go to our youtube channel
It says guy died with 70 cars
And he's I know because I've seen I've seen the emails you're talking about and I know the car
He's talking and we couldn't find it in stock. Anyway, he he hasn't been able to
Why are you looking through stock? What are you doing? Your job ain't cars. That's right. I went
Who's we I went way the hell out of my way to try to figure out where the guy can find the car
Okay, well he and now he's non plus with me for today. He's like, well, I'm really I'm really
Boom, yeah, okay. I'm really I don't I don't know if I'm gonna watch these videos anymore. I really wanted that car
Well now he can go
gmtv auctions.com
JD told me not to do that. I didn't say a word. I wasn't even involved in this
He's not pulling me in this. I mean, I told you to make this thing for the for the uh
This thing that JD just made I I asked you to do this. Let me see. I sent you an email and said will you do this?
Do what this just write this so that we can have it on the walnuts springs rally
22nd to 25th week bobo
Will you please verify the dates of the rally and make a card of it so turley can hold it up?
And you didn't do that and then you're correct when we brought it up
You just started acting like a drunk uncle like you were into something else and JD wants to have it
Like a drunk uncle. However, you will take why don't you oversell this spot of negativity like you always do
The time to deal with some guy in florida that wants to buy some junker in birmingham
And you're gonna go shake the office down looking through wasting people's time to look up an inventory
So that your new friend online this this seemed important though
Geez, I mean, obviously anybody can do that
Now that you mentioned it what have you got in in how much time I get two and a half minutes
I got time to do this one. Maybe not all new inventions are AI oriented. It seems like they are though
But this guy's come up this peter a theo has come up with a uh, think a solar
solar powered
cow collars
What yes, I love the story that will allow tech savvy farmers to create virtual fences
Move there because the cows have these collars on they're powered by the sun
Here's the pitch for the whole thing. You can listen to it kind of number 12
Hulters works by sending a series of signals to a collar that the cow wears
Provides feedback to your smartphone so you can see where those cows are on a nap
You can draw in fences with the click of a button. You can move your cows in the past part of your pasture
Hey, y'all realize we're a major metro radio stations in the city. This is high tech. Okay
I mean we've gone from pigs to
At some point we got to pull out of the out of the rural rut
I mean there's people driving right now and they're porches on the 405 stuck in traffic listening to your story about cow collars
I have a better story than if you're on the 405 you ever wanted a lawyer during a traffic stop
There's a news service called attorney shield that offers an attorney on your face time
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Navigate through traffic stops and form them on their rights
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There's something new every day man. That is
You gotta have the app. Why don't that take so long? I know right? That's so simple
But it's it's obviously an app you're gonna have to prepay for so but you have it ready
So, you know, you're gonna get so you get pulled over. Yeah, you get pulled over and as the cops making his way up
You call your lawyer and they're right there on this time. Here's me calling mine. Wow. Wow. Hello. Hey, they're they're pulling me over
I just threw two beers hands out the window
But I don't think they saw them
But I've got my kind of cold full one and I put it in the console with the lid down
What do you suggest I should do?
Get out of the car and lay on the ground tiger should have
That's what tiger should have had right there. I know I had the car that I called the president. Yeah
What the fuck with the president? Oh man, that's awesome. It's called attorney shield. That's brilliant. So smart
Where are you located in boski county? Okay. Do you have any more cold ones in the car? Yes offer that to the officer
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To jimbo stop you give him a beer
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Oh, and you can't you don't stop
Charles
You got me john
It says your friend died and now he's trying to sell his hundreds of cars now. He's not trying to sell him if he died, right?
Uh
The deal is he had one living relative that his name is don't even say it
Don't say we're on the radio. No. No. No. No. No
Okay, anyway, I
I
My friend down the street. I'm going down there this morning. He's got a 19 33 several late
picked up
In a garage like off the showroom floor
All right, I'll buy that. Are you gonna buy it? I know I know you're gonna buy it because I'm gonna give you
Okay, here's what I'm gonna do. I've got your number here
I'm gonna have Mike Thompson that lives in Reno
Call you he works for me with me for me whatever you don't call it
And you get him with the guy. We'll get you a bird dog fee
And help him do this
You know what a bird dog fee is
My
John all I do is charge 10 percent finder fee bird dog fee
You know, we don't make 10 percent. So I can't I can't pay 10 percent. We need to make 10 percent
Okay
Negotiable on percent. Okay
I'm gonna pay we're gonna see what we got if it's a really hunter car buy. I'll take care of you
Don't worry about it and uh, we'll make it work for everybody. But we don't even make 10 percent
So you know calm down on on how you're gonna strike it rich
Is the dog for sale?
Mr. Whoop mr. Whoop I want to get these vehicles to the people who
Need to carry on
What do you what are you nipping on this morning? It sounds fun. I need some of it
It's uh, Colorado Kool-Aid
Okay
All right, hey Mike Thompson is gonna be calling you and it'll be a number from Reno, Nevada. So uh, be looking for it
Thank you. Thank you. All right. Mike better hurry up and call him before he passes out
Mike should call him about six
You think he's gonna he's gonna take a nap hearing about two hours
And then he'll it'll be a four hour come back up. It'll be a four hour nap
And he'll come back up and then he can talk good business
Jackie bronson on the wolf pack chat says if this guy's not drunk, my name is paula
Colorado Kool-Aid
Hey, what was the bit there a deal you had about guessing something you wanted to give away a shirt
Oh, yeah, big brain quiz once in a while these things can I do this all the time
quiz
Just the idea occurs to me. Here's a question. We've got to cut a music. Okay question is what do these classic rock bands
have in common
Ready number 20
Yeah
So there you go, there are three rock acts. What are those three rock acts have in common
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What is the three haven't come man? I'm trying to
Hmm and we haven't told them who the bands are. Yeah, that's part of the part of the play it one more time. Yeah
I
Know the bands I'm just trying to figure out I was going british and then van halen came on and that's not it
The kinks are british invasion band. Yes
Oasis is from the uk aka british
The first two songs were you really got me written by I bet that's it. No
Because I mean that you really got me was written probably in the 60s
So he didn't he didn't write the oasis song whoever or she
Or it matters what pronoun is
That's why we call it a big brain quiz. It's actually this one's so simple. It's somebody's gonna get it probably pretty easy
Anyway
800 800 7 2 3 4 800 800 radio if you know what the hell bobo's talking about
You know what this lady in this next story did not have a big brain. She was you know, you
Sometimes the the judge will let you call in and to be in court
Well, the judge was having this lady call in while she was driving
She wasn't supposed to be driving at all
But she zoomed in from the car and the judge michael mcnailly
Basically called her out on it. She's clearly you can see the video. Do we have the video? Yeah, we do
We're gonna run on it. Where can you see that you can see that at jcwshow.com and click over to the u-stream
But this lady is clearly driving while she's going. No, I'm not got number 13. You cannot be driving, ma'am
What are you doing? Come on. I'm not driving
I'm a passenger in a car
But I will have my driver pull over hang on one second. Am I crazy or does it not look like you're driving that car?
I'm not driving the car. I'm a passenger in the car, sir. You know, you're lying to me, right?
No, I'm not sir. Let me see the driver. Let me see the driver
Hang on one second. I have to ask them. I have to ask their permission
Well, you're not in the drive. You weren't in the driver's side. You think I'm that stupid
Wow, yeah, you see the video. I mean, it's yeah, so how does it end up?
She gets out of the car walks around
Where to god she does she pulls the thing over gets that walks around like she's oh the driver's gone
She's clearly sitting in the driver's seat. Where's that part? Yeah, I don't know if we had that
But now is she is she not supposed to be driving because of her? There's she's getting out of the car. There she gets out of the car
It goes around. Oh, there it is. Yeah. Oh my gosh
But she's still is she in the back seat? Wait. Hang on. Is she getting out of the car?
She's definitely in the driver's seat. She's got that look. Yeah
Well, look at love. She's wondering what she's gonna do. I think she didn't realize the camera was on
Okay. Yeah. There's no way. Yeah. Yeah. I think she was zooming
She thought it was a phone call. She could lie her way through it
Okay, so back to bobo's whiz quiz. Um, what do these three bands have in common?
And you play playing them
Now
Katelyn and iowa what's your answer
Nope, I thought that too, but we're both wrong
Oh
Tony and houston, what's your answer?
They're all one word bands
bobo
no
Okay, uh
Steve and grand prairie or delis
They're all brothers
That's correct
Ray and dav davies of the kings eddie and alex van halen of van halen and noel and liam gallagher of
Oasis
Steve go to jcwshow.com pick out a shirt or hat you want and i'll send it to you pre k
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800 800 7234 rich in florida. Good morning. You're on the air
Hey, john, how are you today? Good?
What's up?
You know, it's great great to hear you guys every saturday, and I love it and you know, i'm gonna be pretty depressed when you're reading
You decide to quit the show
But hey, um, I wanted to uh, thank you last week for that diabetic thing
I mean, although it wasn't asking for any donations or anything just to have it on the air was awfully nice
I'm a type one diabetic for 60 years now up 63 this year
So all that i've gone through hasn't been fun. I would figure there would be a cure by now
But of course they have to make their money. So, you know, I got you. Well, thanks for calling in. Thanks for tuning in
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Mike in pittsburgh pennsylvania, you have a kia minivan a kia carnival with 80,000 miles
Is it at ex and lx and lxs and xs or sx prestige?
Uh, it's an uh, it's an lx. Okay. How many miles 80?
A little over 80 by 82. It's all highway. We have our daughter's a cheerleader. So we travel a lot. Gotcha
Yeah, yeah, we do a lot of travel anything wrong with it
Oh, no, nothing wrong with it at all
Runs it runs great
Um 14 grand
And I see your payoff is 20
Yeah
Yeah, I can't do that. That's a little too good. Yeah
I'm sorry. Yeah. Hey, thanks a lot. I appreciate. Yes, sir
Appreciate 72 duster randy, north carolina. Is it does have a big engine in it?
No, sir, it's original 3 18 with four barrel edelbarc intake
Okay, go to gmtv cc and load that puppy up. Let's take a look at it
Let me tell you what melvin post is packing right here. I've got 4 11 posi track out bag
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390 horsepower talking some
muscle
Debbie in florida you have a tig tig one tig one with 60 000 miles
And is it a s an s e or an r line?
It is an s e
sport utility four door. Okay
And it is worth 15 grand
and I
got to
a
Physically, I can no longer drive. Okay, and I haven't been
Drive for a year and I've been paying on this car. I should have
failed
Within the first days after my accident
But I kept thinking it'll get better. It'll get man. It didn't get better
So now I'm in a pickle
Do you have the money to buy your way out of it?
I have some I have a limited amount that'll take me down to nothing but
You know, my dad always said your word is your bond you you know
You make a deal you stick with it and I'm 73 and I still can't get that out of my head, right, you know
How's your credit? How's your credit?
So far, it's good, but
It's not gonna be good. I mean I I paid 600 a month for the last 12 months on a car. I can't drive
Who's the lean holder?
Who is the lean holder?
Mm-hmm
ally
ally bank
Lly
They're used to picking them up
Well, I don't know what to tell you. I'm I'm very sorry about your situation
um
You know, you're upside down you haven't you've heard this before I mean you're gonna have to pay them
You know, you might call them and say
Make a deal with them where you where you do um
They'll make deals tell them hey, I'm gonna have to let you pick this thing up
But tell them what you just told me that you want to be good to your word
And say can we take it can we take a discount on the payoff?
Or can I pay you payments on the negative?
So you can get that so you can get that 600 because it's not going up
I mean every payment you make that car is not going up and you're not getting anywhere
But Volkswagen's just aren't very reliable long term and when they get to the
Like if this car was worth had 80,000 miles it'd be worth two 25 3000 less
It's weird these German cars when they get up in the 70s and 80s on the miles they really become unreliable
So the the value of them goes down a lot
Yeah, I mean it it looks like it just came up the showroom. I love this
It's the best car I've ever owned. Are you behind on your payments right now?
No, no, I'm current I'd call them and try to make a deal with them. That's what I do
Because it sounds like you really want to do the right thing
I do. Thank you, ma'am
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The baseball has begun
Yeah, are the Rangers any good? I don't even know
Uh, they just started the season. So it's hard to tell. Is anybody any good yet? How did they do against the Dodgers last night?
I didn't see that score. They were up five to two last I saw I didn't I haven't been paying attention to them early on this season
I gotcha
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It's time for mail from jail. Johnny cash. Can somebody get Johnny cash over here? Let's see if he can
I
Love this part
There he is
Hello, Johnny
Hello, I'm Johnny cash
John this week's mail from jail entry reads
Hey wolf
It's jim down here in florida
Hey, do you guys do funding for lawyers or bail or anything like that?
Yes, I'm a big fan and I need to get out of here to help take care of my old man up in Kissimmee
He's a disabled veteran can't hardly get around so I need to get outside in a bad way
Maybe if one of those supercars does you any good you can throw me a few bones, huh?
I'm always telling folks about your show
And I'll have plenty of time to listen after my next court date if I don't get some help
I am an innocent man by the way
My wife's a conniving and miserable witch
Who tries her best to make my life a living hell?
She always used to yell at me and she put her hands on me a lot of times
I'm five foot seven and 180 pounds
And she clocks in at a good five ten and two hundred easy
And the only reason I even try to hit her back is because she was in the process of beating my ass the last time
And now I'm the bad guy
Come on. Anyways, give me a holler. Let me know if there's anything I can do
I do have an old Chevy Duramax in the barn somewhere because that'll get me anything
Thanks for reading my letter if you do
Your friend Jim Moffitt
Charlotte County Jail, Gorda, Florida
PS
Dear Edna, I really wish you hadn't made me do that
Please forgive me and come visit if I don't get out soon
And please don't shoot my dogs
That's harsh that's harsh
Partner if you've got mail from jail just send it on down the line to us here at PO box 471517 that is in Fort Worth, Texas
The zip code is 76147
Thank you, Johnny. Good lord. Good lord. It was dark. You're gonna shoot the dogs, right? I'm shooting dogs
Ain't the dogs fall damn, honey
You know the guy this this you know videos pop up they go viral this guy's going through
Why would you go viral for going through a drive-through at mcdonald's? Well, this guy's ordering 11
Meals can you imagine paying for that many kids to eat?
The worker said he had to get his manager's approval in order for him to have 11 different meals
Wait one here the price wait till you hear this is mcdonald's wait till you hear how much this guy paid for one meal
For his family cut number 11
I need a egg McMuffin and I need 11
big breakfast with the hot cakes
He said 11 big breakfast with the hot cakes. 11. Yes. All right. Just a warning that will take
probably a while
Well, I got 800 kids at the house. So yeah, that's cool, bro. Give me a second. I need manager approval
Need manager approval anything else you do today? No, that'll be it
All right, you're looking at 83 34 at the next one. Oh 83. Okay. Thanks guy. Hey have some more kids
That's a lot of breakfast friends with them. Yeah, we said 11 kids at the house. Yeah, I mean sleepover
Well, like when we yeah, exactly. I bet that he's got some people over there. Yeah
Max will a 78 trans and 37,000 original miles once 15 grand needs paint
Uh
76
So is that grill is that grill the same as a 77?
Or was that the different look?
I think I think I'm still the different look because it's got the round headlights, you know the 77s
Is it they went into the four lights? Is it a sticker and automatic?
The automatic original 455 air condition and what kind of shape I mean, normally when they need paint they need more stuff, too
Well, you know, it's not perfect at all. You know, I've had it for 20 something years
I've talked to you before it's been a while man. So you're the one with the brother. Was this your was just your brother's
And didn't y'all fight or something and you shot him?
Hmm. Yeah, he kicked the car and he uh, this this is the first trans out
It's one that he threw the top. He threw the title away. Yeah. Yeah, I remember this was eight months ago
We had this conversation
It was over a year. I think man. I don't know. It's been a while, but yeah, I still got the curse trans out
So do you have a title?
That's the thing he threw the title way before he died in Alabama law is they will not reissue a title for something that old
All right, I'm gonna give you five grand for it. I'm gonna sell it to me on a bill of sale
We're gonna be done in rest in peace, brother
Oh man, I that's a little low man, but you know, I guess I'm gonna keep the curse trans out
See, this is so you're gonna call me again in a year. We're gonna do this again. Yes. Yes
I said you're gonna call me again in a year and we're gonna do this again
Exactly if you but you're not gonna be on the radio anymore. I don't know how to get in touch with him
YouTube go to YouTube go to go to John. We'll be doing something on YouTube
John Clay Wolf on YouTube. Well, I mean, what do you really take for it? They don't have a title. It doesn't have paint
I know it needs more than what you're telling me. I've done this a lot
No, the paint the paint the paint the paint's there. It's just got a couple chips on it's just old
It's got new tires and I'm putting new brakes on it. I had the carburettor I redid everything. I mean the interior is
Jack, I mean, it's like it was still got the original a track in it. I mean, it's just
You know, I have an appetite. I just don't what do you take? I'm giving five grand come back at a real number. I'll buy the damn thing
All right, I'll tell you what I'll haul at you man. We're hollering now. We're hollering now. We're here. Let's holler across the holler
Let's do something. Well, I may need to let me send you some pictures. I'll do that man. And you know, we
Dude, if I look at it, I'm gonna change my mind. Let's just do a deal without me looking at it
I wish I could man. I I'm just you know, I've been hold. It's just like I said, it's just the first train there
I don't want to sell it. Do you want to sell it? Yeah. Oh, yes. I do. Oh, yes. I do. Okay. I'm giving you five grand. Are you gonna sell it?
Yeah, what are you gonna sell it for? What will you take? This is a point counterpoint. What will you take?
15,000
Bye
All right, bye
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Louie you got a trans am go to give me the vent.com loaded up 86 is not that popular of a year
Uh, I don't know man. Probably not
You there
Yeah, I'm here. I got I got an 88 too
Well, then go to give me the vent.com and let's see what you got because I've talked to you a few times
You're the one with all the trans ams, right?
Yes, I am. I I have a tenth anniversary that I'm almost finished with it needs paint and
Floors probably I just did the motor on it. I'm looking to get rid of that. It's a four speed tenth anniversary
Actually go to gmtv cc on that one if you have you already loaded the car up into give me the vent
No, I haven't go to gmtv cc because I've got a couple of classic collector buyers that take those leads directly
And um, they'll they'll deal with this better because this sounds like a big pain in the ass tell you the truth
But they'll those guys have a little more patience and a lot more experience in project cars
Jason love has a lot of experience in project cars. Yes. Yes. He does did he quit? No
No, no, no, no, no, not did he quit his job? Did he quit doing it? Yes. Yeah, he's it's been it's been burned into
There was one I attempted him on
It's like, yeah, you know, so what we're talking about is a buyer that works for us. It cannot say no
And he keeps looking at these project cars and thinking about what could be
Sure, so we work on them for six months and we lose 500 or make 500. I'm like, are we done with this yet?
We're done. What this could be is a bunch of work for nothing is what it could be. That's what it is
Buy this stuff cheap enough or don't buy it
He's got I can tell you I suffer from the same thing. That is the small town quotient, right? People pleaser
Yeah, can I can I help you with that? Yes, I can
Uh, it's just I think it's more his background because that's what he did is build cars down the rabbit trail
Yeah, but he's not building these cars and we have to pay people to build them and he wasn't charging his labor to his builds
And there's a difference. Yeah
Speaking of junk
This video I just noticed it loaded in the queue on our gmt at um
On our youtube channel if you go to jcw show, there's a video button. John clay wolf on youtube
There's a video going up at noon that shows these 70 mopars that I bought off of a widow last wednesday these guys
We left manheim. We sold 680 cars on wednesday jumped in the plane ran to houston two cameraman and a haul truck met her there
bought 70 or 80 cars
And they already have this video and then we had to go to a storage and look at the
Dead husband storage stuff. Oh god in about 30 minutes away
And they already have this video skinned edited shot loaded the auction site that we're going to sell them on is already up
And you can register at gmtv auctions.com
So if you're a mopar builder if you want some project cars, I've got some for you
There's such projects. I don't want to move them. So i'm selling them where they sit
And I rented the property from her for three months and she's like, oh, don't worry about that. Don't worry about that
So i'm worried about it. She's like, don't worry about it
So i'm gonna pay you rentals so I can lease this because sure it's gonna be so much activity here working
I can't afford not having full control of your sights
So don't jason love. No, you cannot go to the site and want and bid on these cars
Nobody has to go to the site. You can just go to gmtv auctions and do it digitally
Wednesday's gonna be
June 6 and the video is going up at noon right now. It's gotta shot this on wednesday and it's up now
What the world do they do drugs?
That didn't mean riddlers riddlers. Yeah, I mean god, I don't want long it takes to do a video 30 minutes dude
That's amazing and then the alabama stuff that we did the video on six weeks ago
We just got all the titles in hand yesterday and it's going to be part of that auction also
So we're going to sell those two groups of cars to the public and dealers and just whoever wants to log in
And we're going to do it through cody's auction company platinum auction services
And we're going to have the actual event where the auctioneer is going to be this is all going to be digital
We're going to have it at the roadhouse and wall that's right and
There's a hundred porches
It hit in place stop it that we're buying 10 of them
And then cody's going to go up there and film and do the same thing with 90 porches and parts
Like 9 11's like 70 60 70s 80 body porches
Do you ever sleep dude ever?
I I sleep I sleep like a baby, but I do work too much. You're way too. This is so many projects
I hear you
Just like oh and we don't we don't launch in the space shuttle also out back with the russian
We are with the russians. We were fixing to and he and I were sitting up on the deck last night working on the heat
Shields in the reentry. We're going to the moon not around the moon. Anybody can do that
We're going to the moon and setting up a water burger
Eight hundred eight. Well, I'm just telling you man. I'm I'm afraid of dying. I'm telling you I know
I just I just know I mean, I don't know. Yeah, I got hurt
When you can't walk normally you're like so if you're in a wheelchair your life's going to be short
It just is your internals are not moving humans are set up to move
Okay, and when you don't move you die you get sick and dies true
I cannot walk normal. So I don't walk nearly the amount of steps that most people do
My life is going to be shorter
Maybe maybe not maybe not in 10 years. There could be some dude. What at the speed you go
Momentum will take you to 85. Okay. Well, then that's what I'm doing. I promise you you move a lot. He moves a lot. All right
My mouth moves a lot. No, your body moves a lot
Where's john? It's like where the world's Waldo. We all asked that in the office. Where's john
Because nobody knows who the hell knows we even ask Amy. Who knows normally where you breathe. She don't know
Nobody knows
Yeah, I heard he was in the jet
Maybe he is the fuel is too high. Yeah, it's got to be getting it's bad. Yes. It would just say six bucks a gallon
Yeah, and they're right stop it
Shut up jd
Shut up jd. Sorry my bad. He can't help
It's a lot
A lot of fuel and i'm going to florida on
Wednesday afternoon for barrett jackson next week. Oh, and I was at meekum this week meekum this week
I was in the market at meekum
Crappy. Oh really? Was it really? Yeah
Oh
Yep, I sent four and I think I've got four coming home. Oh, no. Oh man. Yep. Is it just
People are tightening up right now in that classic market. I just I don't know, man
It's just the old gray mare just ain't what she used to be. That's how you and uh, you and
You buddy, I'm sorry
How rod kyle? No, i'm sorry rich ron. Thank you do the video
Beer mirror. Yeah, that's like give me a beer. I've ever needed a beer. I need it now
Right this week the video. Yeah, you guys do a video right after the auction. Oh, yeah
When we'll get off the block and go over there. Yeah, he's fun the six by six for
Yeah, super car blondie shot the deal week before last
We're keeping it all quiet and hush hush until she releases and she's gonna
Collab with us and gas monkey and she only has 120 million followers. So this one should really
Help our media lift. Yeah only 120 only 120 million. Yep. She's a hand. She's she's turned out to be a good friend
800 800 7 2 3 4 800 800 radio. Do we have time for jeopardy?
No, four minutes. I think we can get it out quick, right? It depends on how hard the questions are
all right
Y'all get ready to test the iq and pop culture of our own john play world show crew want to hear you categories
Here we go category one. You don't know jack name these lesser known jack nicholson movies and category two
Same name
Identify these people places and things that share a name and two points per question if you can name both subjects
That share the same name only one answer is required category one question one here
We go in what many consider his last great performance as an actor jack got to play the bad guy
In a martin scorsese film set in south boston in the early 21st century
DJ pre-k what is the departed the departed is correct. Yeah coming out strong. What a great movie question two in 1981 jack
Nicholson starred in this neo noir remake in which he helped jessica lang
Murder her husband after they got it on in the kitchen
Jack Nicholson. Yeah, that was michael douglas. No
I don't remember that one. Did she drop the pot the rabbit in the pot? No
She's in the first she's making brand on the table and they've been flirting for about 30 minutes at this point in the movie
And finally she just puts it out there and lays her down. It's pow pow
1981 remake from a 40s class. I don't know it. Correct answer is what is the postman always rings twice?
I highly recommended question three speaking of gorgeous co-stars
In this comic thriller from 1987 jack got it on with share susan sarandon and michelle fiver
To boot all in one movie
He's getting a lot of poon time
Maley always has
I don't know it. I don't know this one too. Wait one more time. What year?
1987 share susan sarandon and michelle fiver. Yes, I do remember it. It's the witches of east point. That's correct
Hey, look at that. What is the one series week? Very good category two questions. Here we go question one
The primary ingredient of one of america's favorite junk foods
Is also a nickname for this german badger hunting dog breed
Huskies no incorrect. No
Badger's like
Incorrect badgers live
Low to the ground in a hole
a skinny hole
America's favorite junk food junk food
Correct answer is what is a weenie as in a hot dog or a doxon
The doxon question two united states 42nd president shares his name with something that comes in the mail that costs you money
Oh ding ding ding jadie. What is a bill? That's correct
Hey, jadie. It's a three-way tie now guys bonus answers bill clinton or bills for utility et cetera question three this insect eating north american bird
Shares its name with a distinctive part of the mail anatomy
What is a schlong is incorrect
Ding ding ding jadie. What is a woodpecker?
That's part of the bonus answer
You only get one point correct answers. What is a pecker as in woodpecker or a man's pecker?
Okay, all right jadie up two to one. We got 50 seconds on we gotta hurry up
We don't have to dump that I checked yeah in the bonus categories. We go jack didn't mind doing great supporting roles
In fact, many say he was a very welcome presence as news anchor bill borsch
In a 1987 romantic comedy starring william hurt holly hunter and albert brux
Guys we're gonna have to carry this on the stream go to jcwshow.com and click through the live video because we're out of time
All about media correct answer was what is broadcast news?
And one more category two one of ohio's larger cities shares its name with a despicable prank you can pull on your lover while in bed
fart on her
There's no city named fart
But there is a city named cleveland as in the cleveland steamer
That's dirty. Do you know what that really is? Yes. It's terrible. That's not talking about but I didn't say what it is
I called it the cleveland steamer
If I was a program director, I'd call you on monday morning
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About this episode
A chaotic, fast-moving live radio show that bounces from Masters golf banter to wild off-topic bits, then lands on practical car-buying segments. Hosts and callers debate Tiger Woods rehab rumors, cover sports and news clips (including a school bus near-miss and a driver caught on video), and field “dial a deal” car listings. Big enthusiast moments include a detailed discussion of a heavily modified 1970s/80s muscle build, plus an upcoming online auction for Mopar projects. The show also mixes humor with tech/security talk (AI, spam, and “Russian hacker” stories) and ends with a pop-culture quiz.
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