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Ford Shelby GT500 (2013)
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Saleen S351R Speedster
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Happening. I hope you are all
Well, and if I'm a little loopy today, I apologize in advance
It was a it was a long day yesterday
and I
The it was I wanted I wanted to tell the story of my return
journey from tanner reef
Not as a complaint. It's it's just like it's it's it's it was very stressful and and
Full of foible and and and I don't want it to sound like a
Complaint because I was getting to drive the new Ferrari in ten a reef a I
For years pronounced it. I guess an Americanized way of ten a reef everyone else in the world seems to use the A at the
Ten a reef a like an accident thing over the E at the end
Maybe I don't know but they do pronounce it
They do pronounce it that way and so I should probably start pronouncing it like they do but I don't say Roma or Deutchland either so
I
Can't talk about the 849
Testerosa spider until July 15th. So we're gonna hold off on the car
But let me just fucking tell you
ten a reef
for for driving is
Fucking unbelievable. I mean I think I seriously I was thinking about this. I think in my top I
Think my three best
single-day drives
ever
It would be this the day I did the three high passes back in 2017 with Rob Feredi in Switzerland and
And
Though and I can't I can't even say it was it's like one of the New Zealand days
I've never done a New Zealand drive in a good car, you know, we only did it in like vans and shit
Yeah, and filming like that that doesn't count. That's not like a drive
But like there could be a New Zealand one, but like maybe one of the days
Performance car of the year in that north eastern corner of California where people don't really talk about
Where it's like secretly the best driving ever like that that three
This fucking thing. It's a it's a volcanic island. It's very steep and very high
And the whole place is just built on cliffs
The the roads in the towns and stuff like it's got the southern half of the island
Looks like Morocco and the northern half of the island is very like Mediterranean like Spanish looking and very and when in terms of
Development or like landscape because it's fine escape is it's like it's right off the coast of yeah
So zoom in on the island and go to the satellite view and you can see like there's a brown half and a green half
Like and there's a big volcano in the middle of it
With a national park the tarmac on the roads that we drove were so the southern half is
Is is kind of is sort of Moroccan looking so it's brown
But it's very dramatic and has like Paul it has greenery, but it's like been planted there, right?
And then as you move to the north we were in the north
West corner Buena Vista del Norte is where we stayed. It's like looks like Hawaii and then as you go up to the volcano
It's like it gets like Martian like there's like it's like crazy black volcanic rock with like
bright green pine trees growing out of it and then just
Super Martian style pull up on Instagram. I put a couple of photos of but
I'm really glad I was not doing video Zach
There is fucking nowhere to make u-turns in this place
This would have this would have been an unbelievable nightmare. Is something wrong? No, okay?
You just had a look and it's a mate to try to make video. I'm so glad I was not trying although
Ferrari shout out to him
All six cars identical spec matching the b-roll every car match the fucking b-roll
I've never seen it and actually the the logistics guy out
They were like go talk to legit congratulate talk to that guy tell him you like it because a lot of manufacturers in a press launch
They want to show different colors and that makes sense
They want to show different wheel options and here's the all the things you can get and that makes sense
But it really doesn't matter for the most journalists to actually get all of those things
You could provide those other things in a package with other car
Ops color options if you wanted having a whole ton of photo and video of the same color car that you're driving
Really makes a lot of sense. So their b-roll looked really beautiful
But I'm so glad I didn't try to make video
It's funny that they had that all the cars matching because you could have just made the video with like one in-car camera
Could have made something passable. Yeah. Yeah, so I can't talk about the car
But we will we will I assure you in time, but fucking hell man
This is the and Sam
Fain from seen through glass. This is his spot. This is like his just comment on your page
He's that favorite place to drive in the world. Yes, it's absolutely unbelievable. So
Wow, was it worth that that yeah that fucking that road
Dude, yes, this road's on the north side of the volcano. So it makes sense like the volcano shades everything
So it's really green over here in the south side face. Then you when you go over the top
You know, wow
It's and we had dude. There was some of these roads were so so crazy
And lots of places to it's a passing culture
So like, you know, you don't pass on a blind corner, but like it's there it's dotted
So a thousand horsepower like it's not you have to be held up behind people
So with your thousand horsepower you are culturally ready because it's a passing culture
You're like very polite driving culture in general and you if and this is why I was on the first wave and and I went out first
And this is why they're not they're not ready for me
But by the time they see the sixth car, then they start calling the cops and then you know what I mean
If you have the privilege of that
Okay, so
Dude, this this fucking road and if you go to my instagram, it's where the where the car is above the clouds
Go back to picture. I think it's picture one
So that's on top of the volcano coming down the back side
Go one more over. So
Look at that road. It's like this is
Imagine
Pikes peak but with perfect tarmac. That's what this road is
This road is if they it was yeah, wow pikes peak with spa tarmac
So I'm up at the top. I'm taking that photo
A dude in a black japanese sport bike rocks up
Shout out to alfonso
Alfonso's a local
recognizes me
And and she goes, you know, do you want me to show you the line down the road? I'm like, fuck. Yeah
This dude drags a knee for 30 miles down the road. We are flying
We are we're going really fast
And then he and then we get like halfway down and he like waves me around
And I start, you know going and now he's trying to chase me. We're having a real good time. That's a good time
We're having a real good time here having a little going down this road and uh
Yeah, shout out to alfonso good run down this this was it was like
Cooking cooking need knee down as quick. He was he was dragon. Wow. And if you and if I
I think he commented on one of my instagram posts somewhere his main photo. He's on like major angle. Okay. He's he knows
He's local this guy. This guy's got it going on. This is this is like weekend route. It's the fucking it's what's up
um
It was uh, it's I it's so fucking far away
Uh, but I would love to go back for a driving vacation or like, you know, you you motorcycle it whatever
So much so many different landscapes 78 landscapes. Um
Stunning absolutely stunning. I mean it is very like what's funny is on google. It says an island in spain. Yeah
And it is no it's an island in africa
It is hundreds of miles off of the spanish coast in that like it's it's really close to morocco
Yeah, but spain owns it, you know, it's like the british, you know bvi or something like that
So I I kind of thought it was um by like a visa
Which is off the coast of like barcelona like it's off it's off to the right. Yeah, it's like there. I know
This is an african island. Yeah, it's africa
So so to get there right I had to fly
LA to chicago to madrid to tanner eaf and madrid to tanner eaf is a three hour flight
That's you know, that's how far it is, right?
so
Okay, fine. I do my normal strategy of
Airporting and and all that and I am a money hit the ground run good to go have a blast, you know driving and
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Here's how this this is a tough day
Now this like even though it was it the whole journey was worth it to see this place
You know what I mean and get to get to to know what it's like to drive at this place and how special it is like
It's worth it, but it wasn't a fucking free lunch
And I'm gonna tell you what I what I paid to do this not money. I didn't pay in money
I paid in fucking years in my life blood. No. Yeah, like I pay like my life got like 15 days
You're gonna you're an inch shorter today. I'm shorter. I have my my legs up on a rest here. So wake up
6 a.m
airport transfer
from the hotel
to uh to the tennery fairport
Tenerife is a is actually a bigger island than you it's like
Kind of like the big island of hawaii like to drive a lap around the perimeter of it would be about four hours
Um, you know and and so it's it's pretty big
We're on the hotel is on opposite side of the airport. So they picked me up in a fucking 15 passenger van
for a 90 minute
Goat track ride like it's it's not like there's a
There is a highway it doesn't go to where our hotel was you have to drive effectively straight up
A 2,000 meter cliff face
Just like you just like leave your hotel go through a town and then stelvio pass up
But like slow and not the good tarmac the city tarmac not everywhere is the good tarmac
Overall the tarmac is very good, but the the goat tracks going up the mountains not the best
so
van ride 90 minutes
Three hour flight to madrid
The that now i'm gonna have a seven and a half hour flight to philly
And and this flight takes off 30 minutes late
Okay, it is it's a lay down seat which thank thank god for that
It but it wasn't it wasn't quite right, you know, like i just like it wasn't like shaped quite right
So i was like not ideal didn't sleep much
We land in philly
I have a two hour layover
We land on time despite leaving late
Our gate is not ready. They go we're gonna it's going to be 30 minutes. Okay. I'm like, oh boy
And if you you know, you have to clear customs
And then go recheck in through security and it's a different terminal to my flight from philly to la. So i'm like, oh boy
And our 30 or 40 minutes on the ground becomes an hour and eight minutes
So we get to the gate
That's the longest hour
Get this we get to the gate
We stop like first there's a plane pulling out
You know the plane that was holding up the gate is pulling out. We have to wait for them to clear the thing
Then we
First it's a weird angle. So they have to tow you in the last like 50 feet
So we stop there now. I can see out my window to the right
An airport a tug that has pulled a plane out
And they can't get it to unhook and i'm watching i'm watching and first one guy comes up then another guy
And the guy's doing this
Where he's standing
Doing like dead lifting. Yeah trying to dead lift the pin
All right, guys. Oh my god, and i'm watching this and you're like, we need that tug
And i'm like you're shouting in the window and it's muted on the other side
We landed on we're so fucking late now
And and this is a two hour layover that i was gonna have in between 27 hour flights
Like on top of like wanting to make it from one to the other
A mild reprieve a stop in the lounge. Maybe a poop would be in order
You know, i mean we get to walk around which is like good for your back and stuff
So, okay
The the curtain is three guys now trying to pull the pin then a truck comes up
It must have taken them 10 15 minutes to fucking un-pull this pin
Now they fucking coming back to it. Now they're toasting
All right, I have
44 minutes until the flight leaves
Okay, it's it started boarding now, but i'm i need i'm getting off. I'm the first person i
And i might my seat happened to be near the door. No problem
I'm running now
Full sweatsuit. Okay. It is 90 degrees fahrenheit in philadelphia when i'm there air conditioned airport
But i'm wearing a sweatshirt and sweatpants and compression socks
You were ready for this run and i'm you're ready. You're your soccer warm-ups. I'm fucking ready, but i'm stressed. Okay
So and i'm i'm not a runner, but i'm like i didn't actually sprint but i sped walked
I sped walked proper and i ran up the escalators. I like i walked up the escalators with with my shit. Okay
Get to eventually it's we're pretty far out in this weird terminal. So i get i get to customs
i'm global entry, but i'm the first person there
There's this fucking
Zigzag maze right that's designed to hold there's nobody in there. There's nobody there
I walked through the first couple of mazes
And there's a cup the the customs guys are right there and i just look at them and just
under the last one
And they did not like that
And the guy was like back to the line sir, and i was like whoa, whoa, whoa
Come on, man. I was like you saw i was in a hurry like
Just and and he was like
Do you like having global entry because i can revoke it? Whoa, and i was like all right bro look
I'm sorry. Here's what i'll go back
In the zigzag to where i went under
Seriously to where i back to where it's in ladders back to where i exit the racetrack
I'll take my i'll take my time
Mario rules
I'm now walking backwards in the zigzag to the and as i reach the spot and i start to go right here
Two other guys come out the door
And i'm just and they and they look at me
Like like like i'm an at like i'm a real asshole
Let's go i just turn around and go is this cool?
And they don't say shit and i walk back and the guy goes have a nice day, sir
Just
Just like the shittiest middle management power trip like
Over and over nothing
Did i did i duck under and yes, i went under a piece of rope
With nobody around nobody like come on dude you're gonna that's that's
That's protect and serve like fuck you wow, you know, so there's that monitor and so i yeah now i'm i'm i think i'm
I was gonna get my global entry revoked for this
Now i gotta go you know check you have to go through security again
And i get there and she goes right here, sir, and i go is there a pre-check she goes
Pre-checks closed and there's like a hundred people there i'm like
It's like six o'clock p.m. On a fucking tuesday. Why would pre-check?
And i just go like and i see a lady like 50 feet further carrying a pre-check sign
And i go i'm trying and just fucking run over there i go is pre-check open she goes
Yes, right this way sir
There's zero people there and this lady just told me to get in this fucking line. So there's zero people go right through security
But it's still a ways to this other term
So so now i'm going i'm fucking weaving through people and it's like frog or shit. It's busy there and i'm going
I get it's like driving on the highway. You're like passing the right pass on the left
And and i got it's not like i was the last person to get on the plane or anything like i got there like you know
Right as they start as they started boarding. That's how fast i was fucking moving and they were if they were late
But dude i'm like
I'm like sweating oh i'm sweating and
And this flight even though it's basically as long as the flight i was just on
Is not a laydown seat
And the seat's like not great and the fucking air american doesn't have screens you have to use your own device. Yeah, which like
Bro, that's a shit system. That's not that's no good
And uh the in the wi-fi was like being shit. It was just the longest
It it it was six it felt like 12 hours. You know what i mean? It was just we land in la
at 11
11 12 or something p.m
We and and and i can tell i i know lax. I know what's going on at lax
I know of something and we land
And we do not turn towards the terminal instead. We go down
Oh, where they fucking went to gitmo. We go to i went to get mo and i'm like, oh no
Kurt uh, this is your captain speaking. Um, oh, unfortunately our gate is not ready
and i i
The guy started vibrating by the way
The guy next to me and i was like you don't even want to know
That's when that's when your phone started vibrating our gate's not ready
I'm talking to like not fucking again. Fuck you american airlines. You are fucking trash
and and
20 minutes good news folks. They've got us a different gate
The gate they have us is gate fucking
259 it's in the like end of the remote bradley terminal
So it's like a mile and a half back to the fucking it's like the furthest possible gate away
That's good. What's the annex? It's like terminal nine which you have to take a bus
That's right. That's what i called to gitmo. That's right. They went they sent you
Oh, no, no, no, i gitmo is where i think they have the fucking prison down at the end of the runways
Over the guitar planes are always parked. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
But no they didn't send us to the bus that would have been actually some hours but fucking
And then it was it was like i finally got i got it got him out got an uber whatever
And there was just crazy construction getting home. There's like two detours between the airport of my house
It was just i was like the most antsy and angry
this was hour 27 and uh
I
Dude the rage the amount of rage that i just had in me after that fucking day
and like
Man to go that far for such a short amount of time
Is it's tough and to then have the the fucking long flight
Followed by another one that's equally long
77 that's tough dude. I 14 is way easier than a seven and seven
Yeah, especially if your seat is lay flat the whole 14 then for a bunch of different things
Then it's drugs and see in a little bit. Right. Yeah, you take a little nap nap
Oh, so, you know, I didn't want to make that sound like complaining, but like it was just the most
shitty stressful transit was brutal. It's fucking bad
Yeah, well at any time there's like i'm sure anyone who's flown anywhere if you've ever had a layover the
Concern of i'm not going to make my next flight and the knock-on effects of what will happen from that
That is instantly stressful for most people had no cats. I was expecting to be home Hannah's on a work trip
I had no cat sitter too
So it was like I need to get home tonight or you know the cats don't eat one if you go make that one
Then maybe like the you know, it's the last flight of the evening or one of those things. Yeah, you gotta fly the next day
This was like the 8 p.m. To la there wasn't another one. Yeah, I've had him in stranded
So really, I mean and I spent 12 more hours in the air than I spent on the island of Tenerife
On this trip. Wow. Yep
You oh, you're there one night effectively. I got there at
5 p.m
Spent a night
drove
Went to dinner and left at 6 a.m. The next day
36 hours, you know 36 hours there and it was 27 hours each way each way
Yeah
That's fucking nuts in transit for for longer than there. So
It's it's on the leaderboard for even though it was a very solid amount of seat time in the car. I probably had
I don't know
56 hours in the car, which is which is a good amount of time in a day. It was it was all I felt I needed and like
You know other than other than this then being in the far away. This was fucking it was dope. It was perfect, but yeah
I'm fucked up right now
It's bad, but that's a lot of sitting but I had three cats sleep with me last night. That's good. There you go
Wait, don't you have four cats? I do, but they don't all four you. Oh, okay for some reason. I was like, what happened?
Cricut died. Yeah, you glossed over that ps crickets dead. No, um, but uh,
Anyway, so that was my my last few days. Do anything fun Zach?
No, I sat around and attended to my spine. Actually, no, I take that back. We went to a very fun
themed costume party on friday night, which was painful to stand around and sit around and talk to people, but uh
Some of my friends are extremely creative costume oriented
Wonderful crazy people burning man people. Yeah, well, yeah, but some of them are like
High-level professional creator. They're very much in the industry and uh, um, I think yeah one of the guys mike diva
he created like
this guy like directs
award-winning commercials and really funny shit and
Somehow in a year when he also does this professionally
He made a band like an 80s pop band about horses just for fun
Just for goofs. Is it called band of horses? No, it's called horse play
And yeah, that's good. The lyrics are hilarious and the music's pretty solid
Is the lyrics from the perspective of a horse? Sometimes. All right, cool. And and I was like, all right, that's fun
And then he started playing I was like, this is one of the funniest most entertaining things I've seen in a year
And I was like this I was that's part of that sober in back pain. I was like, this is awesome
So, uh, that was a really fun time. Are you gonna be good to race a car? I'm gonna do it
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All right. Yeah
as long my only real concern is the the amount of
Frequent contact that happens in all the cletus races. Yeah, and how that might go but the seat
You know that you got this text too like they ask what's your height? What's your weight?
So I assume the racing seat is gonna be fairly well fitted to me
And then harnesses and all that stuff. So like
You know if crashing happens it just relax and bounce off the seat a little bit. Yeah
Um, so I think it'll be okay. I think it's getting in might be uncomfortable, but it's two weeks out. I'm improving
Uh, and if the car's on fire, I'll get out quickly and that might hurt and deal with the knockout effects of that later
Better than being on fire for sure. So yeah, yeah, I just I'm not gonna like I skipped I skipped chump this weekend in florida
and shout out to my uh
Stepfather and a lot like their team finished a race for the first time. These guys are so proud
You weren't there to see it. I wasn't there to see it. I sent headlights
For them for the e30 because it's a night race at seabring
um, but I did bail on that but
Racing crown vicks cletus race like I've been wanting to do this for like three years
And like it's not like you have to do a fast pit stop change and you know in a cletus, right?
Yeah, it's not it's just one thing you could have a crash and something could happen in a cletus race
But like you could you could end up in the hospital from doing a pit stop in you know
Yeah
In an e30 and I bet our top speed in the crown vicks will be much lower than it would have been in the e30
Probably plus I bet the track is smoother than seabring. So that's the other thing
I mean, you know some an oval in connecticut versus fucking seabring
Yeah, they broke a shock again, and they broke one last time I raced there during race and an abusive one. So yeah, yeah
um
but uh
I read so this this you know mr. Willman's motoring adventure thank you for giving me I finished it on the first flight
I finished this on the first in the first day
And then I carried it all across the world for 33 more days. Wow
Very easy read a lot of fun
um a lot of uh good behind the scenes uh stories from top gear
It's what you would expect from andy willman's book. Yeah, it delivers on that. Yeah, really funny really interesting the the
Story of like their argentina problem. Yeah was wild. I didn't realize how dangerous that was. Yeah
And actually his stories about him and jeremy clarkson in high school. Mm-hmm. Um, I
When I then read jeremy clarkson's
like
column the next week about the temerario his review like
So many things in that that he said like
Came into a new focus because of how he described jeremy clarkson as a child. Oh, yeah
Yeah, he he really gives a lot of that good background that helps inform
Why these guys are who they are right and I thought that was really wonderful and now I started reading
Richard porter's book
I'm like halfway through that which came out a decade or more before this and it's funny how
You know both of them talk about the same moments because those are some of the most poignant moments in the history of their career
Just in different ways. Yeah
Good book. Uh, you should you should get it and you should read it. Um, okay, so the manks I think is coming back
Before the weekend
Getting its final test drive now
um, okay
The list of things that they have done to the manks
Okay, this is awesome
This is uh and for the record because I you know, I posted on instagram the video of it running and you know
1,000 miles
We did on it and they tore down the engine and and inspected a bunch of stuff and upgrade a bunch of stuff
And like part of my ownership experience is the development driving stuff, which I
You know have a a pretty straightforward agreement with them
Which is that my car and my driving is development driving and if something goes wrong, they fix it like
And so far actually nothing was wrong, but um, you know, they had done a lot of engineering
improvements on their own development cars
Uh and along with the some of the things that I had some notes I had given them
Because this radial engine is fucking weird and putting a water cooled engine in the back of a manks
Is a is a unique challenge people like don't
Uh, you know when there's really no, uh air flow
Directly over the engine over the radiator. It's like that's a problem that needed solving and so so anyway
It never prevented me from really using the manks
In the way that I wanted to it never broke down and I really wasn't driving it on long highway trips
Anyway, so it was like it was not a problem. Do you just get warm right didn't overheat a little bit
If you went over 65 miles an hour
It would slowly heat up because the radiator would stall
Um at that speed and so after like 15
15 minutes or so it would you know get up to like
230 degrees which isn't like crucial, but it's like, you know concerning when the normal temp is like 195
And uh most cars cool down when you go sustained highways, right?
This would you know, I don't know if it would continue indefinitely. I never drove it to the point of failure
but it was clearly something that
Um, you do want to be able to indefinitely drive your vehicle at a reasonable highway speed. So so um,
You know and it was I don't consider that a
It's an engineering limitation not a reliability issue, right? Um, so anyway
That was that's the main main thing that they did. So here's the the parts. There's a new rear radiator entirely
Um, the old one was an oem unit the new one is a csf
Especially made and shout out to josh at csf. He fucking rules that guy if you want an awesome radiator csf
They didn't pay me to say that. I really do like them. Um
Also a new oil cooler that is from csf as well
The new retrofit nose radiator with a with the matching grille really super stealth
Um, and so now we have this dual flow thing. So there's a the front. It's a front mount
Um, and it gets uh, that gets the air at highway speeds, which is so superb
Um, up so they uh updated the top cylinder barrel for dual path coolant flow
Uh, a new water pump from the bmw n 55
Well custom form fitted silicone hoses
cnc bent coolant tubes front to back that hide under the body
Uh, larger oil sump on the engine larger oil tank with more baffling
Uh, the upgraded decompression valves so that they don't get gunked during the startup procedure
It's like they're made of some new material that doesn't gunk. Cool. Um,
A larger fuel pump sock note
It's a holly hydromat
Which is a fantastic rabbit hole to look up as long as any portion of it touches fuel
It will draw that's those in the king of the hammers rigs
I mean a lot of race this is a text from mic. It's like this blanket that's spread out in your fuel cell and it can just
It's amazing. That's pretty cool. Um, so yeah, they've uh, they've been sending logs back and forth with max and the mo tech guy
Um, and uh, yeah, so it's coming back tomorrow. Cool. That's a lot of little time. But yeah
It's he said he's like, wait a minute. You see like the the he said the power is just unbelievable
That's what it needed
Why not? Yeah, why not? Well, you know, they said
The reason that even in my car even at a thousand miles the decompression valves
Which is the plunger thing that you need to purge the oil
You know that when they get gunked up you literally lose compression
And so the engine over time makes a little less power
You know and fortunately they're like they're very accessible
Um, and so in your annual service, they would inspect them anyway, but these new ones are supposed to be
Not gunky. So okay
They they said they could also put in the auto the auto purge thing, but I said leave the plunger
I really like the the plunger
You know, yeah, I was curious if they had like a tighter shot of of the valves
Uh, yeah, we're like where's okay, but radial motion. That's no I don't know if they do but it's
Uh, I don't they're like
Down at the bottom like they're just like things that go into the cylinders like you can just kind of see them
there's like
Looks like almost like an injector of some kind. Just like stuck in there. Just let the oil drain out
Yeah, and all they have to do is like unscrew it almost like an oh
Yeah, more like an o2 sensor looking thing than a than an injector
But like yeah, they just like unscrew it and inspect it and clean it stick it back in
Oh, that's cool. Yeah, it's really really easy for service. It's like five because the engine is just there
You know, there's nothing around it
So and then they've got uh, the new tune, you know for the throttle mapping based on my data logs and my inputs
So that's cool. Cool
Good times good fucking times, man. Um
Did I think while I was gone, uh, the government killed pull star
Yeah, uh, that is true. Did that happen? I did so I mean the the you know, the quick version is
The government basically made a rule that no car company that's owned by a chinese company
Yeah can be sold here and aimed I guess primarily at byd or something like that
But pull star is primarily owned and maybe manufactured now by geely
Yeah, and
That's that which I wonder what about lotus. There you go. I don't know
That's a good question and like maybe they're like lotus is not gonna be a problem
You know, the lotus isn't bringing $12,000 crossovers here that everybody wants to buy. Uh, yeah, that's true
Their crossover is 100% fucking like tariff on this thing. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I'll pull it up. Uh, unfortunately pull star
no longer available
that's
Free market, huh crazy
That's the that's your free market, uh, free market capitalism there. It's never a free market. No, of course
But they I mean they presented as such of course. Yeah, I just want to tell people in case they don't understand your sarcasm
Yeah, and this is tough because
That's too bad. That looks like a little bit of nice start like
I understand the position. I mean if you let byd in here selling $14,000 cars
I mean, let's assume you don't tariff them, which they would
All the oems are done. Yeah, you know, and that's like and all the jobs that are supported by the oems are done because
China can make these cars much cheaper for so many reasons some
Human exploitation some resource management some blah blah blah their supply chain is like crazy chain is amazing
And we can't do that and so that would just be the end of you know, so many industries
Yeah, um, so I get that, you know, there's a reason to protect that kind of stuff
But the byproduct here, of course is that no more pull star
which
I mean
They never really like
Found it. Did they they didn't like
Did did you ever drive any pull star that if they switched the badges wouldn't just be a volvo?
I mean, uh, no, right like and especially once volvo started selling electric cars. It's like well now now
What's the fucking difference? Yeah, pull star was like their r&d thing for a while
I mean in the beginning it was their skunk works and then it was like is this their ev skunk works and then they just kind of take
The stuff and put in the vol but I agree with you like it they look cool
They look a little different from volvo, but if I was in the market for a
quote Swedish ev
And I would just get a volvo. It's more recognizable people know what it is resales probably better because people know what it is
I see so few
Pull stars in the wild. I don't see a lot
Uh, although I do know people who got you know got uh twos like pretty cheap like real cheap lease deals
Yeah, um
And it's not like the the ones we've driven have been like terrible. It's not they're not bad cars
Good cars, but like they're volvos like they're so clearly volvos like the interior is very volvo
The exterior looked a little different and like
I would say that I never drove a pull star that felt distinct
Mostly because evs don't really feel distinct. It was like, all right, this ride's fine or sport the one the one
The two we had was like the sporty one kind of firm, which was odd
But yeah, when you get into you I'm sitting in a volvo. I could be in any volvo right now
And that's what it is. If I see a pull star one, it makes me smile. That's a good looking car
That's a beautiful car. That stands out because they I don't think volvo
Sells a coupe anymore. Oh, maybe
Not one that pretty
No, the a volvo sell a coupe. I'm wondering because the c30 the one with it. Yeah, that's that's a weird hatch
So that's why the pole the Polestar one stood out. Um, that shit was gorgeous
It was do you think harris still has his he bought one of the press cars
He hasn't talked about it in a long time. My guess is he dumped it. He probably did
But he had it for a while and liked it. I offered to buy the press car too. Yeah
Uh, if they if they had got off their ass and at the time I actually needed a car
I a hundred percent would have bought that press car and been happy with it
It was like it's like a pretty volt. It was sick. Yeah, it just didn't have a lot of trunk space
No, the whole trunk was filled. It was like having a speaker box full of batteries
Right, but you'd open it. It was like you had, you know, two 16s in the back and
Because like the the front it was a front wheel drive gas powertrain and a rear wheel drive
Electric powertrain. So the batteries and the motors were all in the back where like a trunk would be
So you could it kind of looked cool, but you could only fit like a duffel bag in that
Like this photo does not
show
I think the accuracy of like how small. Yeah, there. That's the charging cable. So you could see
It's really not much space at all. Yeah, like you can fit a turkey platter. Yeah
Oh, here's there's a piece of some kind of piece of luggage
That's like a briefcase is in there that they know it. I bet that's the case that holds the charging cable
Oh, you're probably right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but I did I did love it. Yeah, but yeah
That was a weird new story last week. Huh, okay
Uh, it was uh, it was vespa's 80th anniversary. Do you see the gathering of all the fucking? I did?
There was of course the angeles death highway thing guys, look, I I love you guys, but like when
There's an angeles death highway video about me
You don't
Literally need to DM it to me. You're just gonna have to trust that I will see it. Yeah, I don't it's not
If you want to start a conversation with me in the DMs and you have questions like I pretty I interact with
People most of the time in the DMs and Instagram, but like just sending
A thing that I am really clearly gonna see. Yeah
I didn't send it to you for that reason. Yeah, and two days
Two days after it came out there was like has Matt seen the thing or did you
One of me writing down like pch and that one's terrible. You didn't like that one
No, and I it's it's not by angeles death highway. Oh, it's by someone else. It's by like a copycat. Oh, and uh
I just thought the cars and coffee one was pretty funny. Yeah, that was angeles death highway
And that was pretty funny. It Although I this sink the singing thingy kind of lost me at the end
I mean I dm the guy because uh, and I thought the first half was really strong
I thought the jokes about the Ferrari owners was really funny second owners by wheels. I thought that joke was great and um
But none of us make fun of you for driving a vespa like
We all get it. Yeah, so I thought that there just wasn't truth in that we're like making fun of you
I didn't think yeah
I don't mind being made fun of like at all and if you want to make funny funny
Vespa have at it, but like I I didn't think that was a great bit
I just didn't think it was as funny as some of the other stuff
Not and not because it was about me at all. Yeah, of course
But like to you know as I said like the credit to I give to angeles death
He's basically doing an open mic in public. Sure every time. Yeah
And some of the stuff is like the whole thing is a banger and some of it is just trying stuff out
Um, yeah, the animation has has gotten tighter and better and more accurate and I'm just glad I don't look fat
That's fine. I said make fun of me all you want. Just make me thin. I think yeah, he's made everybody look pretty good
Dude, I have a plan. So ali bought a vespa. Uh, he bought he bought the 310
He got the dark blue with a very classy and like chrome. It's real like a yachting
Um, it is. Yeah, it's really yachty. Yeah, it's a little tommy. Bahama. Yeah, yeah, um, tommy hill figure. I mean
Uh, yeah, he wears a red shirt dude and ali is like mr. Fucking peter malar shirt. Anyway, he's right there
Um, but we have a plan
He is shipping it here and we are going to ride back to fucking san jose on the vespa's
Uh, we're gonna ride fucking pch because supposedly this winter is gonna be all fucked up
And with the weather and pch is gonna get fucked up again. So I want to do it while I can and uh, yeah
We're gonna do it on vespa's awesome. That'd be so fun. But I'm gonna I'm gonna leave the vespa
Up there and ship it. I don't want to do it both ways and whatever so write it on the five back down
Miserable, uh, I'm not gonna buy a windscreen. I think because we're doing it
Mostly back roads
Over two days. I'm gonna not do a windscreen. All right. Um, I think maybe if I do the
Duffel bag
Backrest thing that that may offset some of it, but
Wonder do they make a backrest you can add onto it?
Like Harley style look in the accessories catalog or just over stuff your back your duffel
You know what they do make
I've seen are like pegs
That like go go in the sides and you like just rest your like feet on oh out front
Hog style so you can just fucking stretch your feet out straight on that's not a bad idea. Yeah
I remember when I used to ride like you just
After a couple hours like just dangle your legs for a bit just to stretch your knees out. Yeah
Yeah, I mean we're gonna do it over two days. So it's gonna be you guys will stop and take a lot of breaks
That's very cool. It's gonna be so fun. That's very charming
if
If there is anybody in la that has a vespa
that wants to
tag along
You could DM me. I mean i'm not fucking
Buying your dinner by your pipe right now if we want if if vespa is only
Not not motorcycles must be
I'm being a snob about this must be a vespa brand vehicle
Then I will consider having guests on the strip. Do an interview see how they are. Hmm do an interview with them beforehand
Yeah, yeah, you definitely apply. Yeah
And I also think I'd meet i'm gonna have to buy a helmet with comms now
My help my motorcycle helmets for I just realized it's four years old. I need. Yeah
I need to get the one with the bluetooth in it or talk to cori
But like they're they're pretty awesome now
Yeah, and you all he could chat if you want to or not
And I think well, I just think I need some like noise canceling maybe for just ear protection kind of thing and you know
If you're gonna if i'm gonna ride that much a little music wouldn't be the worst thing
Well, yeah, plus like hours and hours of wind noise. That's what I mean. Yeah, it's bad
It will you'll feel like you're Joe cobra if I mean even if I didn't have comms
I would still fucking wear earplugs. You know what i'm we're not doing though is no phone mounts
We're not getting phone mounts. No screens. So
I said we should bug and we should do it no gps
Oh, just uh, just maps I we don't even I could fucking dictate you a drive from right here to
Carmel valley lodge right now. Then just do that. Yeah, I don't I don't need a gps
Yeah, yeah, I I mean I would I use one normally for traffic and to know when I'm gonna get somewhere but like
Fuck do I care? I like it go back to the 60s raw dog. Yeah. Yeah, no screens just memory
Yeah, and we'd go like the 33 like we would we would like we would ride like not the
Yeah, of course you can take the fun twisty road. Why not? Yeah, that sounds rad
That's a charming date. That's like a real man date though. That's the shit's fun. Um
That's like was the fucking movie with
Steve Coogan and the other guy and they did uh
Like the italian vacation it was just it was excuse me two comedians basically just do bits the whole time
And they're like they're having dinner at a fancy restaurant and then they're just doing michael cany impressions
But they basically drove around and had like a mandate for a weekend. Yeah
That's like it was like james may and os clark's show and
When ali and I'd scouted the northern california route. It was like a long mandate actually when he'd brought his uh Porsche
So but now I I'm I'm gonna we're doing a road trip in the vespa. So it's called the trip and that'll and and uh
That will complete my break-in. So I'll get it, you know, I'll do the trip and then I'll just have its service
And then you can do full throttle after that, right? No, I'm just kidding. It's like, you know, it's like the turbo
Yeah, there's fucking blast break stuff in
Blast it. Oh speaking of which
This is I mean, that's it's not a big deal. Um, but our giveaway car, of course
You can register get it, you know, go to the links, you know enter to win this car august 20th
It's 9 11 turbo s modded by us
um
It threw a check engine light the other day
And uh, we called Mitch from m engineering. He was like, I know what that is and uh, it had a bad injector
So went to the dealer got a new injector under warranty has paperwork. So anyway, nice, uh, I don't know why that happened
but the problem is solved and
Yeah, dude, this thing is it's it's got a fucking
M engineering tune on it and an Acra exhaust and a bbi suspension and hre wheels and oh by the way
It is an incredibly highly option car
$275,000 msrp
Fabulous color combination comes with the stock wheels
Also, so if you don't like the hre's you can take them and sell them and it comes um
With a bunch of money to pay the federal taxes. No, is it this it's not the sales tax
Yes, it doesn't pay the sales tax. It pays your the income tax
Proportion, uh, bit of it. So obviously all the full rules and regulations are over there on the site
So, uh, please read those and uh, yeah enter and one of you guys has taken home a fucking 992.1
Turbo s
a special nasty addition
Um, 992 turbo special special nasty addition
um
What do we have?
Uh
Yeah, we can go to the people. Let's go to the people. They have many questions. Do they?
Well, I don't want to hear it. Oh, okay. That's not true. That's not true at all. I do I do want to hear it
um
Don't
Have you seen I don't have the answer to the first one. I have any
Well, okay, we're gonna have to abandon that one. Sorry. Neither of us have an answer
A second jz has oh, I'm sorry if you want to ask us questions for the live show
People need to know how to do that patreon.com slash the smoke entire podcast
It's where you ask us questions that we read on the show
It's also where you watch the show live get the show early get extra show get
Um access to a bunch of oh, should I show it? I have it
The jacket. Oh, sure. Yeah. Oh, all right. Let's do it. It's right here. We'll do it live
Live and direct
Okay, zack
so
Our latest collab will be available very very soon
Uh, my boy nick, um, I met
Seven years ago before my wedding
This is a guy who started a company called the grotto. They make custom men's clothing made to measure
And you can design your own garments, um, you know with help of them and their experts
And he made my wedding suit made zack's nino's batim from bbi's wedding suit
And then he's made me like a bunch of custom blazers and
And we were like how fun would it be to do a collab blazer that we design?
And that the fans can buy
and so we actually
Uh had so much fun that we didn't do just one. We did two
Uh, zack designed one and then I designed one and we're going to be selling both
And whoever sells more wins
Um, so zacks is not here. Is it okay? Well, this is mine. It just came
it just came in
and
These are going to be sold in a full the full range of sizes
From small to quite big now check this out. This
Is and zag maybe you want to like you're on the wide now here. Yeah, so this is a hoodie blazer
We did not invent a hoodie blazer concept, but
I thought this would be so fun because
The hood bit is a detachable thing that unbuttons from the inside. So you have a full blazer
But then you can pop the hood. So I'll I'll throw it on
You may need to hand hold this. Yeah, we're switching to handheld. Okay switching the guns
Inside we've got we're we're cameras up still this one
Inside you've got uh, of course our our logo is sewn in there. I kept the liner of this one pretty simple
I didn't want to go crazy. My liner is excellent crazy and awesome. So
Let me throw it on
You can zip this bit if it's great
All right
So you can zip up your hoodie
And then you get your get your button going here and now
So the hood is made of
Uh wool suit material also
And so my concept was that I kind of wanted to like invert
The material that would be used for the blazer versus what would be used for the hood
So you could picture a jacket being made of of this material with the gray and the checks
And this feels almost the the blazer feels almost more like a not sweatshirt
But it's a very soft wool that it makes me think of like a like a luxury hoodie
And so by switching them and inverting them. I think you get a really cool vibe
The buttons are amazing punch in on these buttons
They're these really beautiful
Um metallic
It's like metallic emerald. Yeah, and it's a very kind of subtle soft metal
And uh, and then you can easily
It'll take a it takes a minute to do to undo the whole hoodie
So the hoodie is just like a little narrow liner that's but that's kind of snapped in there
So you can pop it out and then you have a you know, pretty well-fitted blazer that you can wear dinner lunch
Whatever it's grotto x tst and that that isn't just a branding when you can read it
You know, which side is inside it tells you which is which is in but this is this is my blazer
Uh, and I'm extremely excited to to wear this one and for you guys
to be able to buy it and
um
We are only we're not going to be limiting them in terms of the quantity
That we are selling
We'll sell as many orders come in but we can only sell them for
A limited amount of time because we want to take all the orders and then make all the jackets
So you have them for car week and the woodward that way a little bit. There you go
For car week and for the woodward dream cruise. Yeah, so uh mine is called the woodward and zax is called the monoray
And uh, oh no the pebble. What do we call it? I think it was the monoray because because mine's mine's a lighter color
Liner lighter color material lighter color buttons
You know, we kind of wanted to theme them after the cities for the respective car weeks. Yeah, and uh, what's cool is like
You know the hoodie thing I like a lot sun exposure out in monoray happens
You know it's something i'm really cautious about pop it up in the sun
But also if it's cold it remember like even old movies
They would always like pop their collar up like it really helped to keep them warm and it didn't really do anything
So if you're in detroit and it's a little bit cooler out you throw that thing up keep you a little warmer
And it looks cool
It does and and because it's not a full hoodie inside of a full jacket. It fits
Like a like a blazer
So um, it's got a really good cut and when you take the oh, I forgot to even show this
Look when you I forgot I've got the you got the contrast stitching
Up here on the lapel the blazer was covering it. So I love a contrast
Contrast stitch and I matched the contrast stitch
Down here. That's so fun at grotto like you can pick the threads for different parts of the jacket buttons all that stuff
And it's honestly only a few hundred bucks more than like
You know, uh, big mall store known for suits, you know, they they supply a lot of suits as it were
It splits the difference between mall suit and like custom armani suit
It's much closer in price to mall suit
But with with all the materials available like when I first met nick
I heard about him from batim and went to the grotto and I was like, I'm bringing my dad
And my dad
Fucking grilled it. Yeah
Yeah, my dad because I was buying my wedding suit and my dad happened to be in town and he was like
You're getting a custom suit from like your friend's friend. Like, yeah, let's see what this is about
And dude nick had all the right answers to all of my dad's questions and and came up with who the fuck is this guy, dude
I'm like, why did your dad know so many things?
He ran around florid for 15 years like what the fuck?
Bringing this guy down here
I know I was taking the sat's today. Yeah, no, but once once my dad was like, this is a really nice suit
I was like, all right, cool. We're good. So so I've been I've been a huge supporter Roger approved Roger
Roger approved if he if if your math checks out according to Roger or your suit construction checks out according to Roger
You're in fucking business
um, so anyway
Patreons patrons are gonna get first crack at these
Although because they're not limited in quantity, you know, it I'm sorry to say it doesn't make a difference
But it's a thing we're doing. It's fucking cool. Yep, and we have
A bunch more stuff coming. We have the shit that we have coming for you guys. I'm like so excited to be making. It's really fun
Um, yeah, the questions circle back to that
A second jz has hit the supra
Uh, my partner test drove a cpl mcconnev last week and found
the entire hvac panels
The entire hvac panel moves when you want to turn on cooled seats or toggle
The air circulation and was she was surprised at how cheap it made the interior feel. What is what does that mean?
I don't know if it's like the center console like the
Oh like it. Oh, it moves. It's the no. It's the haptic button
Yes, I think I do think
The haptic buttons make interiors feel and what Porsche does it's one big haptic panel
It's a big rectangle in the center. Yeah, it's it's not the best. I liked it better when it was individual buttons. Um
Yeah, but they have to move a little bit. Oh when you toggle the cools
It's better moving than not moving. I assure you that. Yeah, you know
um
And is it reek of cross cutting and lazy engineering? I don't necessarily think so
I think a little bit of that is true
But also when 56 years ago when they developed this car, um, you know, that that seemed like kind of a futuristic way to be like
This is an electric car. So I think they're going to be backtracking from that a little bit, you know, the new
Panamera had those had those and is backed away from them a little bit. I think uh,
I think they may do that
by the way, not a drive impression, but um
Well
Some of the things, you know, I I had I was having dinner with Ferrari product people. So the luce does come up
And they have some incredibly
bold things to say about
Why they think people will want one
How it will be received once it's actually on sale some well written a long term resale value. I mean they are
they're either
They're drinking some incredibly powerful Kool-Aid
I want to be a high on that kind of supply for sure
Um, and I don't want to like put put I don't want to like air people's specific words on the podcast
Well, the resale on use DVs is notoriously higher than the MSRP. So and and and
You know, I I asked directly to someone of a pretty high prominence at the company, you know
The american market particularly
Really will not spend more than $150,000 on any EV
I mean even like tycon gts brand new go out the door 70 80 on the hood, you know sapphires like
Even yes, a few people have bought specters, but not many and they they depreciate. So I was like what you know
What is that? What is it? What is it going to be with your car? It's it's more than a specter
And they and he said well, you know, we have a special hand ours are special handling and the e motors are special and
and basically rattled off a bunch of
Technological stuff, you know that this will be a
Look, will it be very fucking fast?
It's a bunch of stuff that to
An engineering department and a marketing department. It feels exciting and innovative
But to a customer means fucking dick like nothing like the customer
That it does not care if you have a radial flux or an axial flux
It's an ev it's how does it feel when I put the pedal down?
It doesn't care like I think there's some customers that care, but I don't know if there's
If it's the majority they would pay
Yeah, exactly $600,000 for the privilege
No, no, but we know we know customers who are car enthusiasts who get nerdy about their
Center locking wheels or whatever the fuck
But in this case you're trying to sell lots and lots of cars to a much larger market and a lot of healer buy
Ferraris are not nerds like they want to show have the expensive thing that they know goes fast and they grew up
You know loving the red cars that were ferrari
This is a big departure for me for many people. It's an emotional purchase
And I don't know if this will have that emotion totally
It's it's very tough to put that emotion into any ev
Having special motors and having very good handling
Doesn't do much for tycon resale does it right? Yeah, there's a precedent for this
But it doesn't do much for rim-ack
You know what I mean like and like obviously the badge will be a flex
Now that everyone knows how expensive it is the people that buy it will know what they're saying to the world
But I still think the car has to look good. Yeah, and
You know it doesn't like like we don't see that many prosang was around and like we're in los angeles. Yeah, and
In some angles it's an it's like a decent looking car and in others it's very weird and like that's a flex
It's a ferrari suv see way more cullinans range rovers etc
Yeah, I mean maybe
Yeah
Maybe i'm gonna be extremely wrong about this. It would be kind of funny if I was you know and and
And others will be wrong about it too, but I don't think it's gonna go well and when I
Asked them straight up, you know, what is the good? What is the extra special sauce?
that makes this
Three x 4x more expensive than a car another car that will feel like largely pretty start talking about the interior they start talking about
Good luck. It's the yellow badge. That's yeah, I think that's what they're hoping
I mean, I I'm sure there is going to be some theater to it and I do want to drive it
Like I want I want to try one of course want to try one
um, but I mean the question is will it feel
You know handling performance wise with all their stuff. Will it be a noticeable difference from something like elucid?
Yeah, that's the big question. Yeah, and I hope the answer is yes, but I don't know it'll be challenging to make that answer
Yes, yeah, I mean
And I suppose a luke elucid feels different from a tycon
Yeah, right a sapphire and a tycon feel really really different a sapphire is like almost like a
Like a hellcat compared to a tycon and I don't mean that negatively
Like it's just a different feeling type of vehicle
um
It's slidey and looser and you know is when you turn the stuff
I I think that I like the steering in the lucid better than the tycon. I think tycons a little bit too heavy
um
If you're talking about my tycon, you're probably right others are last one drove the gts on the launch house two years ago
You know it was it was better than yours, but still like I think the lucid just a little bit lighter
But both of those are examples of really
High performance evs, you know near the the peak of like what we can buy and what we feel
So will this feel distinctly different or is it more like keep looking at the yellow circle keep looking at the yellow circle
Yeah, to the tune of that much like so much money Ferrari customers don't tend to care what ferrari's cost in general
This may be an exception
You know this this one is a is the first one where I go
It doesn't have a ferrari engine
You know like you don't have special batteries at ferrari like you're buying motors from somebody like
This could be a great ev but like multiples of anyway. It was a it was an awkward conversation. I mean
It was it was an awkward conversation for sure
Dinner got real quiet when this was after dinner and it was like, you know glass of wine number five
You know, it was getting into the evening and they I'm sure they were prepped
They knew it was gonna happen. They knew every journalist at some point. I don't think I was me. Yeah
He stood his ground. Yeah homie homie stood his ground. He really did so either he
Either he really really believes what he was saying or he's very good at his job and like
That's their job. You know, um, but I wasn't buying it and I let him know
He was a good sport though, he wasn't he was a good sport about it. He wasn't mad the next day
Uh straight wait straight of warm. Oh Warm. Yes. That's gonna be ghostbusters seven
What are your thoughts on a tiered driver's license system similar to the european model I
I don't I don't know enough about europeans tiered driving system. I think they
Have a slower rate of allowing teenagers and stuff to do certain things. It's just the training process is longer and way more expensive
I well, I don't know about it. I think it's a lot more expensive. Do you have a license there? Yeah, okay
Well, I wouldn't want it to be much much more expensive because I would not want it to be a burden on
Low-income people to get a driver's license
I don't I would hope to get a standard license in Germany typically cost between 2500 and 4500 euro get the fuck out of here
Wow
Wow
Well, I would not want that to be the burden of an american taxpayer. Uh, certainly a low income one
but like
In general I am
Very much for improved driver training across the board
Uh, so like it's hard for me to reconcile those two things a little bit, but yeah
More we've said as many times like more training would be better
And if there was a tiered system where you could do some sort of performance license, which then allows you to
Speed on a certain designated road and of course this would require massive changes in lane discipline
And just the general driving rules of the united states
Uh, but that would be amazing. Hmm
Uh cars and reserves other than top gear
Is there any other older automotive content that you go back and rewatch because you enjoyed it so much?
Best motoring
I don't regularly go back and watch it
But every once in a while it comes up in conversation with someone who doesn't know about it and I get to show them
Like f40 versus mines r34 like wheel to wheel racing press cars is pretty awesome. That is very awesome
I follow a archive rally on instagram and old rally footage
Is always impressive they they had onboard cameras really early and you know that there's like less tech
But the driving is still dangerous and in some cases the horsepower was even higher. Yeah. Oh speaking of old school content
Uh, I fucking saw vicki butler henderson at the Ferrari launch. She's awesome. She's so awesome
and I can't believe she was there like the whole time, but like
We we like must have just ships in the fucking night. We didn't we somehow missed each other for the wholfers eventually at the second dinner
I'm like vicki with them and we like we like snuck off and had like a 10 minute conversation
And then I never saw her again, but like I love vicki. She's the coolest. Yeah, one of the og's
Yeah, absolutely, and I'm like I'm so I'm so bummed. I missed the chance to get fucking schwaisted with her
And she had to go but uh, uh, shout out to vicki butler. I love her
Uh, chuck man jone in 60 seconds
Why are there so many people driving like a t-rex? They sit so close to the wheel that they could almost drive with their elbows
Uh, how badly will they get hurt if they're in an accident in the air? Boy, it's a true story
um
You I you do see it a lot, uh with I mean small women typically
Older older ladies a lot small ladies
I don't see a lot of men driving like that to be honest with you occasionally, but not as many
Yeah, I agree when the man the bad male driving position is the gangster lean true
That's the man version of the old lady t-rex. Both of those lead to poor wheel control. Fuck. Yeah, you're too close or too far
Yeah
No, there's a there's that little
That the little aside we had in the 99s and the the giveaway car video in zion where you talk about the lady driving
Is sienna and we when they drive like a t-rex
Doesn't it just seem like it requires?
So much of their attention
Just to keep that car going down the road. Yeah, they're using full computing power
Yeah, just to do something that maxing out very simple. Yeah, and there's a look of like
Well, sometimes they look like they're scared sometimes they look like they're just concentrating really hard
Which I I appreciate your effort in driving, but it just seems like this is a pretty easy thing to do
Yeah, it's like streaming 4k on an iphone 4 like the next stretch like a meerkat and there's like oh
What could happen next? Yeah, um, I don't know if you I guess you would get if you said too too close
I'm sure there's a distance that's too close to the airbag where it is dangerous
But I haven't read the manual. I wonder if uh, are there variable
I know like there's smart or a second gen third gen airbags or like
The less bad for you, you know when you impact them. I wonder if
At any point there's a there's a thing that's connected to to the seat position. Oh, it's a good question
But I doubt it somehow. It's probably bad to sit really close to steering wheel on crash
I mean, it's probably just really bad. It probably is it too close
Yeah
I like water sports racing in the wet says can you give some tips on buying and owning imported jdm cars?
uh, yeah, I mean uh buying buying is really the same as any other car as long as
You understand the the paperwork, you know, there's like
There's like buying some shit from like an auction in tokyo. I don't know anything about that
I have no idea use a broker use call top rank or any of these other guys
Easiest to buy there's plenty of jdm cars on the ground in the us now
There's plenty that have us titles like try to do that. It's just that's just easier
Owning them, I mean the good thing about a lot of these cars are they're they're japanese cars from the 90s and 2000s
These are largely very reliable dependable cars. They were really well made and if you buy one that's
You know stock ish or whatever and has known service history and you know known anything is and get a ppi good condition like
You're gonna have like a pretty well made like nice car that should work pretty good. Um, the delica has been
100% reliable like we've had to I've had to do
two oil changes and
Uh, and we did that. I mean we did a major service, but
Um, it was part of a promo thing for tire pros. So like a lot of what we did wasn't even really necessary
We just did it to get content
Um, but even that wasn't that much. I mean and so a 1991 mitsubishi van is like
Being used just as a putt putt around town run errands car is like
That thing's gonna be it and the cockroaches
Yeah, that should be driving a lick on some narrow narrow road in pakistan, you know back and forth over late overloaded
Yeah, having said that the pow
While not
unreliable it did have this electrical gremlin that it took fucking mad mic 30 hours to chase down now
It ultimately was a bad blinker stock. We replaced the part for 37 dollars
New old stock, but like it would
Nobody has ever seen a Nissan pow before so like it's a very basic car. It's a Nissan micra underneath
No one's ever seen a fucking Nissan micra in america either. It's a shitty little one liter
Carbureted fucking nothing car
But
Uh and and the engine the engine runs and it's it's it's fine other than that electrical problem
Which is and since we solved that is there's been no problem since
but
having a person to work on it who is
Knowledgeable or experienced with a car you have in your area is really important
And there's gonna be it's gonna it's a bitch to find parts
Even some of the people who work on these cars won't work on them unless you get the parts yourself because they're so annoying
Because you have to buy them from these japanese websites
like
Skylines are easier because the bit is such a huge
Percentage of the market is skyline stuff and actually a lot of the parts for delicas are interchangeable with
Monterros the mechanicals are so that that kind of helps too
but expect
To not be able to find or have a hard time finding random stuff
You know just little bits that don't exist anymore or whatever
And there's regard most japanese most jdm cars like you could have someone build you a thousand horsepower engine before you could
Have someone like fix the air conditioning. Yeah, so that's a that's a thing too
I the for the only thing reliability wise it's going wrong with the delica
Since we've owned it is that the the air conditioning did work when I bought it and there was a leak
Or just the system over time whatever, but it's r12
And I can't get proper r12 in california and to do a conversion to 134
It's like $5,000 for this car. It's apparently like
Almost engine out like it's and you but you love driving with the windows down
It doesn't bother me the time to do it. No, no, it's it does. I don't really give a shit. Hannah likes being hot
It doesn't make a difference for me. I'm not going to spend the money on that
But um, but like if you care like yeah, think about those things. Yeah, so
Edward scissor doors
um
Oh when we built our barn my dad had one request he asked the
Construction guys if they could let him run the excavator a little bit
What large piece of machinery would you want to turn in that you've never operated before? Oh very good one
One of those huge the fucking huge crane the 10-story crane that's up the road from here
We look down through the floor. Yeah stuff up. Yeah, I want to try one of them. I would want to
The shipping container crane. I think it'd be fun. You get to move those around and wrecking ball, of course
Well, I got to do you guys do the I got to do wrecking bucket right wrecking bucket was great
Which is when I knocked down the old building here
Then you have an excavator and I just fucking smashed the side of the building in with the bucket. That was the shit
I love that the guy said you're paying for it boss. You could do anything you want. I was like get out of the thing
Let's go
Yamaha bb thoughts on brew watches
I've seen them before they did that collab with Alton brown
It's the the the aesthetic of the brew watch isn't for me personally
But I've heard good things about their quality
And so I I think it's a probably a good company to buy from if you like how the watches look
Oh and what sort of factors do you think about when if deciding to buy from a micro brand?
Um
Most people are looking for
Value in a micro brand often can deliver some really creative
Designs on dials and some really nice
Aesthetic choices at a at a lower price point
Then you'd get from a mainstream maker and like that's because the company might be like four people and they make most of their stuff
in asia or whatever
I don't like buy a lot of micro brands right like notice even is more
I think is a is it sort of outgrown micro brand they have a full line of products
They've they've I think they've probably outgrown the the term micro brand at this point
um
But my main reason for support for buying a micro brand in the past
This may not be with yours would be to support the people that are running it
I mean
I really like I like my wise watch very very much
But I like more that I have supported
The wise watch company to the tune of whatever that thing cost
And I'll keep every time camber and wise
But makes a new watch I will buy one
Because I love him and I want him to be able to do that. So
The the thing with supporting any small business
Um provided they have a baseline of quality right and they make the thing you want in general
Is is going to be about supporting the people running it
Wheat city night court is smoke silver part of the rainbow of colors we respectfully refer to as jrg
Is that uh, yeah, I would say it is yes, that is the Mercedes uh
Sort of champagne-y color very light champagne
This appears to be daniel craig's car in the knives out series. Oh, okay
This is what dan this is exactly this car in this color with these wheels is dan
I just watched the uh the third one. I don't watch it yet. That's his car in that movie
My friends mom's morano cross cab are you
Carbage if you buy a 50 cc moped because they don't require registration and swap in a 150
You are playing 4d chess my friend. That's uh bold, but I like it
But if you're swapping in the 150 while you're in there
Get the stroker crank while you're in there and low nitrous. You can make a 150 into a 174
With a stroker crank but the but the bummer will be you'll have this power
Where you could ride on the freeway, but you won't have the registration right right on the freeway right speaking of cross cabriolets though
Do you know what this is?
This this is like every rental car in tenor reef. This is a volkswagen t rock
Cabriolet, that's funny. They took the rock like the amarok truck. Volkswagen has made a
Effectively and a Range Rover evoke convertible. That's what this looks like with a volkswagen front end on it
Yeah, and it's a very popular rental car in tenor reef. Oh, it's perfect for that. Yeah. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense
This is a weird-looking car. Yeah, but like I was like, holy shit volkswagen straight up made across cabriolet
And didn't tell anybody in america
I also saw one of those new reno fours on me
On the road
And it looked pretty cool. Was it a four of five reno five might be a five. Oh the new reno five. Yeah. Oh that thing looks really
Really cool. Yeah, it was dope
Yeah, that was funny
Okay
Sigs inside, uh, what are your favorite rodentrack performance car of the year cars and the biggest surprise so far
My favorite rodentrack performance car of the year cars
The zio six c8 zio six
The m2
manual cs not cs just all the
The new the newer the new generation just because just because I just did so much drifting and it was such fucking unhinged
Uh
Storato
Storato, Storato might be number one. I think Storato is number one actually
Uh, mclaren 750 shocker
It's fucking 750 versus Storato that Storato. I think has to have it. Wow. It's because you have the option sports cars
They're so good if you if you drive them off-road you get to do it. It's just so yeah or on a track off-road sports car on a track
Unbelievable because dude, you can huck you could I
Can do an easy fourth gear slide in a storato
No problem. I eyes practically closed
Unbelievable so fun. You don't need to be chris harris to drive like him if you have a storato
Uh
Christian says if money doesn't matter
What car drives better 992.2 target 4s?
Or gts. Oh, I mean drives gts the gts is going to be
Fucking 400 pounds lighter than a target. Hmm. Targas are you know, Targas are really heavy
Yeah, because it's a convertible with a glass roof and a metal roof
And a power mechanism on there
And it's going to be all-wheel drive also
Having said that it doesn't make it a bad car
If you are doing all highway road tripping for instance or daily commuting a target 4s is your shit
We're like big sweeper kind of car meandering from one house of yours to the other perfect, but you but but you're gonna
You feel that weight
Um compared to not doesn't even have to be a gts compared to an s you really feel the weight
Um of a targa compared to a coop
um
Or wait was the question
Targa 4s versus targa gts
Hmm, maybe they didn't specify
Well a 4s versus a gts. I mean let's assume he means targa for both and it's just powertrain 4s versus gts
The different the real difference is going to be at that very bottom of the power band
Like when you're just kind of cruising around at light throttle and that hybrid systems
Invisibly filling in all the torque whereas the 4s you want to click it in a sport mode
So it goes above the bog. You don't need to go above the bog with the hybrid
That's what i'm thinking
Carbs legal bakery would you have an accurate mdx type s over the genesis gv 80?
Good question
mdx type s is very nice. That was very nice. Their seats. Their seats are also great. Um
Oh
That might be a tough call
I would also depend on am i buying the car leasing the car
Like i would you know if i'm gonna buy one of these things i'm gonna look into like
Consumer reports warranty report all that stuff like sure mdx's work good. It probably don't it probably will
But uh, you know
Man, i'm gonna look at that's a tough call. That really is they're both good cars
I think you know what could really drive the difference between the two buttons versus touch screens. Yes, the mdx is a much more button focused
Experience it does have a touchscreen, but it's got more buttons for more things
It's a very
Utilitarian interior. I mean great seats
Excellent seats really great seats and they're they're like, you know, not a driver assistance tech is super good because it's licensed from gm
I think uh, that's only in the evs. I think that's only the ev
okay, um
Yeah, like this is a nice amount of screen buttons everything's easy to find but this doesn't have the wow factor
When you open the door, so if you want to look like a Bentley
Yeah, the genesis looks way more expensive than it is and the Acura
Might actually look cheaper than it is because it's gonna look like honda. Yeah, it does. Yeah, the genesis does not handle
Well, the Acura does I think it probably rides better too
I'd have to drive it again. The Acura is more drivers oriented the genesis is more
Commuting laureate oriented. I think and pull up to the curb oriented. Yeah
Yeah, I think I if I was gonna buy one I'd get the Acura
I agree. I might just genesis just to see yeah, okay ball on a budget
I'd rather have the gv 60
Than the gv 80 if I didn't need the third row sure the gv 60 ev
I thought rode and handled fabulously and the
The front seats and the dashboard and all of that were effectively
Exactly the same as the
Gv 80 but like a little better because it was a little newer. Oh quick offshoot note someone come
I can't believe we didn't think about this a Volvo is also owned by geely
But they got an exemption that pole started did not get so
Why did Volvo get the exemption? I don't I didn't research it. They were already here. They were here first speculation
They probably saw way more cars here. Maybe it's worth it to them to get the exemption
Maybe they you know got someone a golden notepad and they've got you know a golden moose. Yeah, exactly
Do they make maybe they make
What volvos are actually built in china versus built here and built in europe that could be a factor as well
right
Because what doesn't a lot of it where the cars are built to?
Um, I don't I don't know
But there is a Volvo, South Carolina factory. Yeah
Matt hates ai what are some cars that look great but drive terrible and vice versa
Uh look great and drive terrible
Hmm great, but um
We've said it before the 2013 sgt 500 and the one after that. Yeah, you know, yeah automatic mark 4 supras
Yeah automatic mark 4 supras. That's what that's what a dug wants. Uh enjoy
Um
Look great and drive terrible. Honestly, even like manual mark 4 super. I drove one of 600 horsepower
In the straight line it did what I expected but in the corners. I was like this thing weigh 8 000 pounds
Like it's not great to drive. Not great. Uh early vipers
Uh
Um lots of muscle cars
Look great and drive awful what looks terrible, but drives good
No comment
Oh no, no
July July 15
July 15. Yeah, hold hold for July 15
So the uh, the reviews about the coop were the same. Um, yeah, that's a that's a good call probably the gumpert. I remember, you know
Oh, I drove a gumpert Apollo. Um, didn't drive that good. I mean it drove like a race car
But I wouldn't necessarily call it not even a good race car. I wouldn't necessarily call it good. Okay. Um
Selena sevens
Look great drove terrible. They're they're no good. Mm-hmm alpha 4c
Yeah
Yeah
Alpha 4c is the king of looks great drives terrible now
Not to make fun of dave like the lotus carlton kind of looks like nothing, but you said drove great
That's that's different. That doesn't look terrible. It's just a sleeper, which is fine sleepers
All sleepers get up get a pass. I think I mean unless it's like an ugly sleeper
But like a lotus carlton
Isn't fancy, but it's handsome. It's not ugly
No, you disagree. I think it's handsome. I was just trying to think of something. It looks terrible. It drives really drives great
2011 stis. I would say it does not look terrible, but it's not it's not in fashion is like c4 zr1 corvette
Yeah, but it was in fashion when it came out. Yeah, it doesn't look terrible. It's just like, you know, not exciting today
Oh
The c8 corvette in my opinion. Yeah, look, I really do not like the way it looks
But man, that's a great car the base ones for sure. I like one package
Yeah, I like I like how they look with when they get wide in the fenders helps
Yeah, by the way, you see uh the the new base car because then they're now putting the 6.7 liter
Um, the new base car with its narrow body can now hit 200 miles an hour
That's crazy. Whereas the wide bodies can't because they have like more arrow. Then now I know which one I'll get. Yeah
Well, if you're gonna do like a big, you know twin turbo build
Chappy says
Oh, congrats on the vespa
I saved 25 bucks a day in parking over that time commuting for five years and sold it for 500 bucks less than I paid for it
That and a stainless steel Rolex are the two best consumer purchases you can make in terms of long-term use value
I agree with you a hundred percent. I I said repeatedly and by the way, not everybody knows this
One of the reasons vespas are better than others scooter. They're metal
A vest my vespa is fully made of metal. It's not made of plastic
Like that's it. Yes. Whoa. It's fully metal. It does not look. I mean, yeah, I just assume these days. Okay
Um, and so that's part of like the premium for what you're what you're paying for with vespa
They're very proud of that. But like I for real I I def absolutely stand by that
They've the bet that and steel Rolex watches are the best consumer products
I've ever bought in terms of delivering on the thing that they say they're going to deliver on
Not never a disappointment the best
Song for the dead pedal, uh, I've been playing the latest forza horizon six which takes place in japan
Never been a jdm guy but finding a new respect for the genre if you lived in japan
What would your garage look like applying the same monetary and spatial constraints you have here?
Oh
Same money in japan
I mean probably r32 gtr. Yeah, I mean yeah skyline. Yeah, sure
I'd have whichever one I could afford, you know clapped out r34 if possible
Uh, and a little car
You'd want a small car for the city. Yeah. Yeah, and autosam. I would want an autosam. They're cool. Yeah
But also like I'd want
My Mercedes that I'm building to like have over there because like 90s Mercedes in japan are like hard as fuck
Yeah, that's true. I mean, I gotta go to that car show. I would have an rsti as well
Oh, I don't have a real one. Yeah, like oh like yeah, like I'm sorry. Excuse me
I'm so used to being american. I would have a proper like 1998 sti jdm sti. That's a sick choice. That would be the good choice
Lock shock daryl. Actually, I would also I would have like the the proper tuners like build me something
Like I would want mines to build me the skyline. I'd want fucking silly s15
I would want to spoon, you know something or other some crazy fucking honda. Yeah
Lock shock daryl says best beginner crotch rocket
um
I mean honestly like the slowest one you can like a 400 like there's a ninja 400 make a bunch of those now
Yeah, my my fucking trainer back in the day was riding a ninja 400 and it revved to like 11 000
Like it was actually pretty cool. Yeah
I would and remember when uh
Nino's lady we tried to get her she wanted a bike
She was like 110 pounds. Maybe she wanted to get a bike. I was like you want a ninja 400
That's you that's all you want. She got a fucking r6 r6 and crashed it into a chain link fence
She was fine ish, but
Immediately whiskey throttle. Yeah
Yeah, I mean when I think when you and I were younger the the standard answers were like the sv 650
The ducati monster which were all like the lowest power bikes out there, but now they have a lot more options
So yeah, get a slow one. Yeah
And just learn. Yeah, just learn learn learn. Be careful. Be careful
If you don't want a 400 you say crotch rocket, that's why i'm saying ninja 400
If you want like a naked bike both zack and I had suzuki sv 650s and I think it's a fabulous motorcycle
Sounds cool. Sounds way faster than it is. Which is great. Yeah, they look great
They're really well made. Yes, there's a huge aftermarket for them. So you could keep it and upgrade it over time
Um, I really like those bikes
Pearl love bone of the mad green dog says, uh, what are your thoughts on the new bovenceepin zagato?
uh, bovenceepin is uh, andy bovenceepin the former
um owner of alpina son of the founder of alpina former owner who uh, a guy I
Privilege know, huh? Is it this car from like a year ago?
This thing. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. Um, it's uh, it's a
It's a coach built, um
m4
I don't I don't love this front. Don't love the front. I mean, what does that remind me of? Uh,
Fiskers on a bit. Oh i8 bmw. Oh, yeah, a little i8. Yeah
Look, I don't
Look, I really like this dude
Well the front everything
From the a pillar forward from the side profile looks like an asthen vantage, doesn't it?
From here to here. Yeah, kind of a little bit and the headlights look a little
Mustangy, maybe
But yeah, but the m4 when the profile it has looked like Mustang for a while. Yeah
Just me out when I see him. But the side scallops there are vantagey
Um, the rear is where they've done the most. They've really scalloped this rear end
Rear deck lid is big big duct tail big duct tail, but like not a steep duct tail a long duct tail. Yeah
I mean, look, I I like Andy a lot and I wish him success
Uh, this is not my favorite design
But it's all it's based on a car that I don't think is a great-looking car stock. So I agree and I also zagato does not do
Does not bat a thousand like they do so many so many one-off things and a lot of them are great and some of them
Like that's a little bit weird. So they go for it and it doesn't always or their customer tells them to go for it
Yeah, who knows? Yeah, yeah
and and uh
He's in a tough spot. I mean alpina
Stands for so many things and when you sell that it's almost like fucking, you know, Andy Wellman in the book
You know when they started they talking about the behind the scenes of
Okay, well, we want you guys to make top gear
But you have to like when they had left to go to the grand tour
And they decide well
How do we make top gear without making top gear and then they're in a pretty tough spot right?
Yeah, with the lawyers. Yeah, and those first season of the grand tour was like really fucking awkward because oh my god
The price of the tent was so funny
And so, you know and he's got to make alpina without making alpina the problem is alpina's sick
Like they're their styling
Is always just they do bat a thousand pretty much. Yeah, it's it's very restrained very subtle
improvements on bmw
Yeah, and with this, you know, he can't do that
So I get it swing more for the fences because you've been so constrained for a while
Oh, yeah
Jeep a thesius says what are some personal car buying rules that you give yourself and have you ever broken any
No florida titles
Yeah, that's personal rule for me. It's hard to know that they
It's hard to detect if they are flooded until they arrive. Yeah
Uh, I will never buy a car from far away without a proper ppi ever
Don't don't care what I have to do to get it
I
Would probably never buy a car from an area where they salt the roads
You know what if you look if you can get an undercarriage shot, you'll know why by the way, did I I
I told you we got I got the ppi back on that red car
from indiana
I'm passing on it. Yeah, so I can talk about it now
Graham ray hall has a red
1997 saline s 351 r speedster
That I saw there and it was like stuck in the back behind a bunch of Carrera gts and nobody was looking at it and I was like
yo
What's up with this?
But it was on original tires and it and I was just like I need a ppi for sure
Because who the fuck knows, you know, you might turn the key on this thing and just piss his oil everywhere
You know
So they did one and they and actually bless that, you know, shout out to Graham and davis and their team
He didn't I offered to pay for the ppi and but they they they didn't charge me
um and actually other than tires
um and uh
And a bit of a weepy
Valve cover gasket
Not not bad. It was fine
But it was it was the guy wanted a lot of money
They had it on consignment and I with the coon if we didn't have the coontosh and we weren't doing the Mercedes
A thousand percent I would have bought the car
But with two other it would just be extremely irresponsible. Um, I think they're gonna run it on bat
But it's a very rare car. They want a lot of money for it
But it's very rare and have 5600 miles on it. So it's a if they present it
Well, it'll probably they'll probably get the money they want for it. Um, but
I had been looking for one and
I did not want to spend the amount amount that they wanted on this one. Um,
But it's uh, you know, it's a very rare car. So anyway, um, that's that's that's a rule
I hadn't won more rule
ppis
Mm-hmm. Don't buy a salvage title unless it's a race car. Yeah, I mean, that's just that doesn't that's not a personal rule
Uh, oh never never go into debt for a fun car
Yeah, there's a personal project car or a recreational toy car
I mean if you want to lease or take out a loan for your daily
cool, but like and
I'm not I'm not your accountant. You guys out there your mind your own finances
I would never ever go into debt for a fun car
And there's someone out there is going to be like you're leaving money on the table
You could afford to do a loan and know your money could make more money somewhere else
Like really rich people would do that probably. Yeah, um
But yeah, I don't I don't want to make payments on a fucking car. Yeah, so, you know, some people are like
I'm making 10% here. I'll pay 4% here
You da-da-da like all right if you're smart enough to know that then you're fine
Yeah, but a lot of people yeah in the world
I mean that's a lot, you know advertising rolling over like rolling over your negative equity
Into a more expensive loan dude
There's so many videos online of people are just not taught the financial literacy and they take their $60,000 truck note
And they want sometimes they want a truck that's two years newer
It's not even that different and they want and it's 20 grand more and now you're underwater already when you get this
Brand new vehicle dude. It's so bad. Yeah
Run gmc driving cross country in about a week
Recommendations for other interesting quirky non-car podcasts already got the dollop and behind the bastards
I also have my list of sports podcasts
I just started listening to a new show called your undivided attention
Which is by a guy that used to work at apple and it's basically talking about the attention economy and like the first two episodes
He interviews this woman who wrote a book about gambling in vegas and how like slot machines were designed using human behavior
And how like the rugs are designed sure and it totally applies to swiping scrolling all that shit
So that was really that's an interesting new one. Oh, I gotta check that one out. That's a good one. What is the one?
Fuck it's like a business one and i'm blanking on it
It's about like how big businesses are built
um
I can't remember it, but there was like a three-parter on how rolex was built that I thought was very interesting
That's fucking driving me nuts now. Oh scottos podcast is fun
And it's three hours long. So if you're roadtripping across the country, um, I listened to scott galloway once in a while
If if it's a topic I I think and I I uh, I also listened to the garbage day podcast once in a while garbage day is a news
A tech criticism newsletter that is like amazing
Um and everybody should get um
Oh search engine. I love that one. They do a lot of like
How does this little corner of the internet work and they do such a good job exploring things? They were all the guys that run it were
Uh, like basically trained with by ira glass. So similar reporting style
Uh poop to sample with the 9 11 gt4 being announced
Do you see this as an indicator that Porsche has no intention of another cayman chassis gt4 anytime soon?
um
I think Porsche
Would rather race 9 11's. I think 9 11's make better race cars than caymans do I happen to
You know a cayman there's an argument for a cayman as a canyon car a road car certainly
As and as a quote entry level product for them. It's a fucking amazing product
But they're they're not making an ice cayman right now and they got to enter something in gt4 next year
So they didn't really have much of a choice but to do a gt4 version 9 11
And I think if you're on a racetrack, the 9 11 isn't objectively better chassis. Anyway
Most people who are actually racing those cars would probably rather be racing a 9 11 gt4 given the choice
The question is will it be
The gt3 motor
Or will it be a turbo motor? Will it be a like a karara based, you know, which could be kind of interesting
I don't I don't think as of today. We have we have I've read some speculation
But I don't think anyone has said it. This is the engine. So
Be interesting
Go buy a c4 zr1 in the spirit of the fourth. Have you ever had a car in a parade?
Yeah, I did a parade in the kuntosh once. I'll never fucking do it again. The car was not happy
The car wasn't happy. It stressed me the fuck out. No
I would do a parade. I would have the vest by the parade
Yeah, I would I'd parade the manks I suppose
The manks I could just you could just stick it in first gear and let out the clutch and just it could idle
Down the road at parade speed. That's true. Yeah
Uh
Two more and then we're gonna wrap high
High sob sciety. That's pretty good
Wait
Oh, sorry. I just had a panic attack that's not the time was way later than it is, but it's not high sob sciety
Coming to see us in detroit. Thank you. I got a bunch of emails. I'm sorry. Our venue isn't bigger
I we didn't know how many fans we have in detroit
I got at least five or ten dms after the event sold out
Um, it's a it's a rather small venue
But uh, I'm sorry if people were not able to get tickets
Uh, we'll maybe try and do like a
A meet and greet or something
Afterwards or a different time in detroit. We could like hang out or something. Um
But and next time we come back to detroit. We'll book a we'll book a bigger venue
And yeah, we have to start small because if we overshoot and you know, don't look at all out like that would be lame
It could cost us money or it could just be lame and sad and you know all that stuff
So yeah, you you don't want to have a half full, you know thing and I I didn't I didn't know how many we could sell
So we got we got a one we thought we could sell out
Uh, have either of you ever oh wait
Okay, have either of you ever fallen out of love of cars and what was it that brought you back?
I mean, there's definitely like like I say with this job
It's like it's like getting caught by your dad smoking cigarettes and having him going, you know
Oh, you like cigarettes
Well, you're gonna sit here and smoke this whole carton where it's just cars and
And you just go I I I need to talk about something else or anything else
um
You know for a period of time. So it's been you know vacations or
Doing spending time with people that don't talk about cars
You know reading books about other things
Trying to find a week or so where I don't book a press car
Here and there and I and I can just not have to worry about
I need to go drive somewhere because of this car
funny enough racing cars
Helped reinvigorate my some of my interest in cars because then when when now when we drive in the canyons
I'm thinking
In that mindset not in terms of how fast I'm going but just like the way I talked to the car has kind of been
reinvigorated
Taking breaks is important. I mean this guy says they had a 12 month hell project
That made them fall out of love with it and you get a ruckus and it reignited some yeah
I mean if if you're not rob dom or someone who loves the project more than the driving or the completion of the project
That can be really tough. Yeah, so you either gonna have to
Step away or I think having something that just works that reminds you
You know what you're interested in and that will probably help motivate you motivate you to go back to the project is really important
Mm-hmm
Last one they can all be zack questions if I lock the door
The good another good name
When talking mods or new car options, how much per pound should you pay for weight savings?
Some old car and driver article says that the 2025 gt3. I assume this was a leaked bow
Was 37 000 to save 48 pounds. Yeah, which I assume few will notice. Yeah
Um
So how much should you pay?
Not that much not as much as that says
that's I I think
I think if you're modifying your car
Then you can focus on like the simple things the wheels the brakes
The hood maybe the hood if you really want to go hard
The thing with that oem is the challenge they have with Porsche is like they've already lightened that stuff a lot of times
So the extra extra light version
They're shaving mirrors or something like that like they're reducing the paint thickness
But that's because they already have the mag wheels and the light seats and all that so for you
It's easier. It's easier when you're modifying a car than if you're like designing one from the dealership. I think sure
Also, you should consider your own weight
I'm just saying if you if it's going to cost you 15 000 bucks to cut 25 pounds out of your car
Do you weigh 25 extra pounds and imagine paying yourself 15 grand to lose 25 pounds?
Especially if you get a trainer and a nutritionist like that's the best investment. Yeah
um
Having having said all that
money in money out
That lightweight pack on the Porsche is not going to cost you 37 000 dollars
It's going to cost you 37 000 dollars in
If you don't get at least half of that back
That that package back
I bet in the short term you get 100 percent of that money back and then some in the short term sure
In the short term you flipped it within like a year because you're because if you yeah
If you get the the gt3 touring lightweight that will be a valuable option package and you will get your money back
So you haven't really spent it
That's how fucking rich people think
so
Um different kind of thing, you know, it's it's if they're charging you that
And then the car depreciates like a normal car, right?
Don't get any of it get a trainer and nutritionist
You know or maybe a fucking lithium battery. Maybe a lightweight set of hre wheels
It's like when we had the m2cs, you know, it was wasn't it like 40 something pounds lighter
Yeah, but it was from a lot of different places
But you could get close to that in the aftermarket and will you get that money back on the resale of that car?
You know it's dbd. It's hard because at the oem
It's they're they're taking weight from places that it's virtually impossible to take the weight out of yourself
Sometimes like the roof or something. Yeah, or dude. I mean again not a drive impression
But one of the things about the eight ferrari 849
It has larger turbos than the sf 90 those way more to offset that weight
They they shaved weight off like the crankshaft and the camshafts and like the water pump housing like shit that you're not
The the aftermarket is not happening. You're not doing that yourself
Um, that's not how you shave weight in your own car by doing like a different crankshaft
Um, so it's it's not exactly apples to apples. Yeah. Yeah
Well, I made it through that show
How long was that?
We're 145. Oh, okay. Good. If that that felt like your brain's working. My brain works. All right. Good
I'll make it. I'll make it till two or three o'clock because it's still daytime in tenor reef
I never I'm I'm a master of of the inbound outbound time change if if the flight home
Was smooth and not stressful. I would have been a little a little different
um, but
Uh, the questions we will save for the rest
No, that's that's where the brain stopped working right there
We will save your questions for the next show, but thank you to our patrons for asking such good ones today
We don't have a release date quite yet for the blazer, but it's going to be in the next two or three weeks
Zach and I have to do a fucking fashion shoot first. Yep
But uh, they're gonna these are going to be affordable by the way, we're we oh, yeah our target price was
Yeah, our target price for this is is not the price of a custom made suit
Our target price of this is the price of a mall blazer
But but getting something much more interesting and special than a mall. That's that's sort of how we like to do things around here
Um, thanks everybody. Appreciate you. See you next time. Bye
About this episode
Matt Farah returns from an epic, albeit exhausting, 26-hour journey from Tenerife, where he experienced some of the best driving roads in the world behind the wheel of a new Ferrari. Alongside travel stories and a run-in with a knee-dragging local motorcyclist, the guys discuss the latest upgrades to the Meyers Manx project car. They also dive into the geopolitical hurdles facing Polestar and answer listener questions in a lively Q&A session.
Matt Farah's tale of traveling around the world to drive the new Ferrari 849 Testarossa Spider; the Vespa trip; Manx updates update; Polestar gets canceled by the government; and Patreon questions including:
Ugly cars that drive great.
Pretty cars that drive terribly.
Why do people sit SO close to the wheel (and is it dangerous)?
When haptic buttons feel cheap
A tiered license system?
Favorite cars from PCOTY
Old automotive content we watch
Tips on buying a JDM car
Which heavy machinery we'd want to operate
Brew watches
Carbage? Engine swapping a 50cc moped to a 125
Best starter motorcycle
Genesis GV80 or Acura MDX Type S?
And more!
Recorded July 1, 2026
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