C.R.E.A.M. (The TDC Podcast) Jan 29, 2026

C.R.E.A.M. #67 - Ben Has A Daily, There's Been Another Clio and F&F Poster Mysteries

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Car

Nissan GT-R (R35)

The Nissan GT-R (R35) is a fast sports car that many people admire for its speed and technology. It's famous for being able to compete with much more expensive cars.

Car

The Porsche 911 GT3 RS is a special version of the Porsche 911 sports car that is built for racing and high performance. It's lighter and faster than regular models, making it great for driving on racetracks.

Car

Volkswagen Golf GTD

The Volkswagen Golf GTD is a version of the Golf that uses a diesel engine and is designed for better performance. The Mk7 is the seventh generation of this model, which has many updated features.

Term

DSG service

DSG is a special kind of automatic transmission that helps cars shift gears quickly. A service for it means checking and changing the fluid to keep it working well.

Term

cat S

'Cat S' is a label for cars that were damaged but have been fixed and can still be driven. It shows that the car had an accident but is now safe to use.

Car

Volkswagen Golf GTI

The Volkswagen Golf GTI is a fun and sporty car that is a more powerful version of the regular Golf. The Mk6 is just one of the many generations of this popular model.

Concept

car vertical check

A car vertical check is a report that shows the history of a car, including where it has been registered and if it has been in any accidents. It's useful for buyers to know if the car has any hidden problems.

Car

Renault Clio

The Renault Clio is a small car that many people use for everyday driving. It's known for being affordable and easy to park.

Part

engine block

The engine block is the main part of the engine where fuel burns to create power. It's like the engine's body that holds everything together.

Part

head gasket

The head gasket is a part of the engine that keeps everything sealed tight. If it fails, it can cause big problems, like mixing oil and coolant, which can damage the engine.

Term

liquid yellow

Liquid yellow is a bright paint color used on some cars, making them stand out. It's often seen on sports cars and is very noticeable.

Term

piston head

The piston head is the top part of a car's engine piston. It helps push the car forward by compressing fuel and air inside the engine.

Term

exceptionally cheap price

An exceptionally cheap price means the car costs much less than what you would usually expect to pay for it. It's a good deal.

Term

written off

If a car is 'written off', it means it's been damaged so badly that it's not worth fixing. Insurance companies usually do this when repairs cost more than the car is worth.

Car

Renault Mégane

The Renault Mégane is a small car made by the French company Renault. It's popular for being comfortable and useful for everyday driving.

Part

Recaro seats

Recaro seats are special car seats that help keep you comfortable and secure, especially when driving fast. They're often found in sports cars and racing vehicles.

Term

license plate

A license plate is the number tag on a car that helps identify it. Each car has a unique plate with letters and numbers, and there are rules about how these plates can look.

Car

Honda S2000

The Honda S2000 is a small sports car that is fun to drive. It has a powerful engine and is known for being very responsive on the road.

Part

timing chain

A timing chain is a part of the engine that helps keep everything working together smoothly. It makes sure that different parts of the engine move at the right times, which is important for the engine to run well.

Part

tensioner

The tensioner is a small part that keeps the timing chain tight. If it doesn't work right, it can cause problems with how the engine runs.

Term

TDI

TDI is a special kind of diesel engine that helps cars run better and use less fuel. It's known for being powerful and efficient.

Car

Toyota Land Cruiser

The Toyota Land Cruiser is a big, tough SUV that can handle rough roads and off-road adventures. People like it because it's reliable and can last a long time, even in tough conditions.

Term

Land Cruiser beige

Land Cruiser beige is a color often used for the Toyota Land Cruiser SUV. It's a light beige color that many people recognize because it's commonly seen on this vehicle.

Car

Ferrari Enzo

The Ferrari Enzo is a famous sports car made by Ferrari. It's known for being very fast and having a unique design, and it's named after the company's founder, Enzo Ferrari.

Brand

Daihatsu

Daihatsu is a car brand from Japan that makes small and affordable cars. They are popular for being easy to drive and good on fuel.

Car

Pagani Huayra

The Pagani Huayra is a supercar made by the Italian company Pagani. It's famous for its unique look and powerful engine, making it very fast and exciting to drive.

Part

suspension

The suspension is the part of the car that helps it ride smoothly over bumps and turns. It keeps the car stable and helps with handling while driving.

Brand

McLaren

McLaren is a brand that makes very fast and high-tech sports cars. They are also famous for their racing cars in competitions like Formula 1.

Term

self-driving subscription

A self-driving subscription lets you pay to use features that allow your car to drive itself, even after you've bought the car.

Brand

Tesla

Tesla is a company that makes electric cars and is known for its advanced technology.

Car

Rolls-Royce Phantom

The Rolls-Royce Phantom is a very fancy car that is all about luxury and comfort. It's made for people who want the best of the best and is known for its smooth driving experience.

Car

Dodge Challenger

The Dodge Challenger is a sporty car that looks like the classic muscle cars from the past. It's known for being fast and powerful, which makes it exciting to drive.

Car

Nissan R35 Gtr

The Nissan GT-R is a super-fast sports car that is built for racing and performance. It's known for being really powerful and exciting to drive.

Car

Ford Mustang

The Ford Mustang is a popular sports car that many people love for its speed and stylish look. It's been around for a long time and is often seen in movies.

Car

Dodge Road Runner

The Dodge Road Runner is a fun and fast car from the past that many people loved for its speed and cool looks. It's part of the classic muscle car era.

Car

Land Defenders

The Land Rover Defender is a tough SUV that can go anywhere, even on rough trails. It's famous for its strong build and ability to handle tough driving conditions.

Car

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Hello, and welcome to the 67th Cars Rule Everything Around

Me podcast, with myself, Edwin, William to my left,

and a very happy and jolly Benjamin to find the camera.

Very happy, jolly.

Don't ever cut me off again.

Sorry.

Before we start, before we start every episode,

we answer the question with a Cars Rule

or ruin everything around us.

Ben, let's start with you this week.

It's a huge ruin.

It's a tough one.

What are you talking about?

No, it's a huge rule.

Why is that?

Because I've got it daily.

Here we go.

Now, I've been told by the cream lords, you two,

I can't actually disclose what it is,

because there's a video on it.

It is.

And that will not go out until, as you're watching that,

Monday.

So a couple days.

And the whole concept of the video,

I can't speak then, the concept of the video

is that you guys basically go out and buy it for me.

It's sort of a big thing.

Without a no.

If we explain it now, we discuss having it in the background,

it ruins everything.

It ruins the volume.

It's a by-hat sushi rod.

That's the one.

And I'm over the moon.

We thought about many funny things.

We thought about going and spending all the money

on jewelry for us.

And then you having nothing.

We thought about leasing you a Tesla.

That was actually a real thought for a moment.

A little down payment and you just have to pay the best.

We thought about renting you a house down the road

for the unit.

That was something we thought would be quite funny.

Doing some competitions for you.

Just seeing what happens.

Genuinely did the math on spending all of your money

on car competitions and whether or not we'd win you something.

That would be quite good.

No, it would be good.

You might end up with a GT3 RS or something.

Oh, no.

But I have a daily.

You have something.

It is.

It's more than I was expecting to put it that way.

And I'm very grateful and thank you guys very much.

I do appreciate it.

That's all right.

I'm saying thank you all, Dave.

I don't know how I can express my gratitude,

but I really am.

You will see the daily next week on the podcast

and in the video.

I'm going to say it's a ruin

because the process of finding Ben's daily

might have been one of the hardest things I've ever done

in terms of cost.

Really difficult.

It turns out buying a normal car is impossible.

Yeah.

It's actually impossible to buy cars.

I know this might sound like a shoehorned in thing,

but I'm genuinely thankful for Carvertical

and for them, they're sponsoring this episode

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And it's a good thing that they have given us

a healthy batch of Carvertical codes to use.

Oh, we have been absolutely leathering

through the reports.

I would honestly say we've done 50 Carverticals

on different goals.

Obviously, because we have the contact email

that comes up saying when the report is ready.

I never looked at a single one,

although it comes up with the plates.

So I have seen in there, there have been many more plates

than usual. I had no idea what there was,

but I've been seeing, I'm sat on my desk editing

and I know where there's like a ping

and it'll be Carvertical comes through,

Carvertical comes through.

The only one you won't have on there

is the car that we bought,

but because the guy we bought it from,

he sent us a Carvertical report.

He sent us one.

He's a trader and he said,

oh, here's the Carvertical report.

You can have a look at that.

That's good.

So anyway, we are sponsored by them.

Thank you very much.

There was a car that I will read out

and it's very funny.

I found for you, Ben, a Mark 7 Golf GTD estate.

Nice.

And it looked really good.

Let me just open up the marketplace list.

Think of what it here.

It was 6,800 pounds.

So it was a healthy amount of money.

It had all sorts of good stuff.

Cambelt done recently, all this sort of stuff.

So I sent him a message and I said,

hi there, do you have any information

off a belt has been done?

And if it's ever had a DSG service,

when would you be around for a viewing?

And when I was waiting for him to respond,

I ran a cover check.

And I came back as a cat S.

Oh, great.

Quite.

And I think the right off value was 10 to 15 grand,

which is just the white Mark 6.

The 7.

He said, in June, the time belt was,

I said, okay, it says it's a cat S.

He didn't say it anywhere in his description.

His response, yes.

No, nothing at all.

I said, oh, do you have any photos

or information on the damage?

He said, I don't have any information.

Full stop.

Nice.

Quite sinister.

Then there was the Mark 6 Golf GTI,

which looked great.

And we thought, you know what?

It's a generation old, but it's GTI.

Nice fun car.

I think it was a DSG as well.

And nothing in the description at all.

Nothing at all about it being a crash damage

or anything written off twice and it had finance on it.

And then we had another Mark 7

over the last couple of days

that we spoke to, or you spoke to them.

I ran a car vertical report.

And again, it sort of looked okay.

And then you go through the history,

been in the UK, and then a little bit last year,

it went, oh, it was written off in Romania.

And it's because of the car vertical check,

like so many different countries.

It could say, yeah, this car's been in Romania.

This number plate's been written off there.

And then it came back to the UK and it was fine again.

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Now, can I just say one thing?

Well, so you guys, you laughed when I said over Christmas

that I looked at cars and people were difficult.

No.

Will you not admit now that the buying cars

that aren't N series or performance based cars

is ridiculous?

We did realise though

that had you been left to your own devices.

Oh, you with that budget,

with looking for those cars,

I don't think you would have ever found a car.

No, it's honestly one of the most difficult things to deal with.

It's the dealers being difficult,

private sellers being difficult, people not.

And again, because these are just normal cars,

no one knows anything about them.

They don't care about them.

They just it's like they're selling the microwave.

They don't know what's wrong with the microwave.

Yeah.

They just go, I don't know.

It was microwave.

It's microwave.

God knows how long.

The best one that we had was,

well, there's actually two, two really good ones.

One, we went to go and look at a white golf spot,

the common theme of what we're looking for there.

And we turned up and the car was,

it looked really good on the photos.

And it was clean reports.

Everything was good and looked around it.

And I went, let me just look under the shape of the boot floor.

And there was, you'll see it in the video,

the most amount of water I've ever seen in a boot in my life.

And we said, OK, there's this and some other issues.

What, where are you out on money?

And he went, I'm not taking any money off.

He then pleaded to tell us that he doesn't care about doing a deal

because he earns a hundred grand a year elsewhere.

So he got to flex on us real quick.

It was just a side thing.

So that's a wild thing to say.

Yeah.

And then he said, I'll have to shove the wheels.

But they weren't.

They weren't.

And then that was quite tough.

He said, I've just referred the wheels.

That is perfect.

And we'll put, we'll just pointed with his finger

at a completely bubbling corroded part of the wheel.

And the guy went, I thought I put, I thought I did them.

Yeah.

It's quite funny.

We have dealt with some real specimens this week.

There is.

So keep, keep an eye out for the video because all of it,

most of it is documented.

So you'll see the absolute choppers that we had to deal with

in finding a car for Ben.

But it's done now, Ben.

I'm so happy.

I genuinely, it is, I don't want to teach people too much

because they will see a video.

But retention, right?

Retention, guys, catch you in four days.

No, it is, it is genuinely my ultimate daily.

So sorry, sorry, everybody.

That isn't playing.

Sorry, Ben has just informed me that playing on the screen

behind us is not playing.

And that's for the Horizon 3, which we'll get on to in a bit.

Audio listeners.

I don't care.

But so, we'll see if it's a good car,

whether or not you make it home.

I hope so, because it's getting late.

The result, I'm very, very pleased with.

So am I.

I was worried.

This week, I was very worried.

I was like, oh, dear, normally something happens,

something always comes up, there's always a result.

But this was starting to feel like the yesterday

at like five o'clock in the evening.

I was about to say, like less than 24 hours ago,

it felt like it wasn't going to happen.

We were in stoppage time, one nil down,

and there was no chance.

Yeah.

And then at the back post.

And then there's, oh, I heard so little from yesterday.

I was like, this can't be good.

And then I messaged, I messaged you at like eight o'clock.

And I said, how was today?

And everyone responded, wouldn't you like to know?

And I was like, no, actually, that's all I said.

I said, wouldn't you like to know weather boy?

Yeah.

But I was like, at that point, I was like, well,

I started gas like myself.

I was like, nah, I sure that's good news then.

Because he just said, no, right?

And then my girlfriend was like, yeah,

but that he also didn't say yes.

I was like, okay, let him bed like a rocking back

so forth.

But yeah.

So it's a room for me because of the stress of the situation.

Any personal rules or ruins?

The Clio, I mean, for visual viewers,

there's a Renault Clio engine block between us.

You've seen that video now.

You've seen the first video where the engine was balloon,

which is not great for me.

But there is another engine block in the unit next to us.

And then perhaps also, I took mine three-tack engineering.

Oh, yeah.

I haven't actually seen it since then.

Yeah.

I had a blown head gasket on that too.

That's nice.

So thankfully it's not a blown head gasket like they do usually

where it goes coolant in the cylinders and that sort of stuff.

It's just between the cylinders and it's supposedly

saveable.

There will be a video on that in the coming weeks.

But it's sad.

That's enough.

That's two green cars.

They both don't have heads on them right now.

The last two weeks of TDC has been tough.

This is for planning.

We had last week, we were meant to just quickly,

the video for the clear was,

Edwin called me on a Sunday and said,

I've bought a car.

Little video.

Quick video.

And then we were like, yeah, let's do that.

That sounds like a great thing.

We'll do the defasor pulley belts.

We'll chuck a few mods on it and then it'll be a good video.

Two days later, the engine was out on the floor.

And then this week, we were meant to do the daily video

until Wednesday and then meant to film another

like single day shoot, driving some cars yesterday.

And we're like, cool.

We'll get ahead with shooting.

Bought a car last night and that other shoot got cancelled.

So we're having tough times.

Hey, but it'll all count.

Will?

What's wrong?

I'm going to go with the rule.

Here we go.

And you know what?

I'm going to, I'm going to try and,

I don't think it will bring Ben's mood down at all,

but it is funny.

I am a rule because I bought a car.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I forgot about this.

You bought a, you bought the liquid.

So the clear I spoke about last week, the very dodgy one,

twice written off.

It doesn't really start properly without a bum start.

A couple of other issues, but nonetheless,

it is a liquid yellow, clear 200.

I've been doing some research.

I found a piston head thread.

I found a load of information that brought me to the,

to the result that I should buy that car.

So I have agreed to buy that car for an exceptionally cheap price

for a liquid yellow car, which means.

Would you say like it's,

it was, it was 2,250 bucks.

That is cheap.

That's so cheap.

Which is, which is just dumb.

It's, it's, you could probably buy a nicer clear,

working clear for that money,

but it will not be that color, but not in that color.

And would you say that it's probably going to be like,

it's pretty, it can be an easy fix.

Should be.

It's a Rena Clio.

So it's going to be just like, feel fair.

I was, it's, it needs, it definitely needs a starter motor.

It needs a couple of other bits.

But I'm not that bothered by that because there's,

those bits can be done.

Yeah.

I roughly know those.

I've never had a 200.

I agree, man. Me too.

It's just going to be a couple of bits.

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It's not a 182, it's 200.

It's a 200.

It's really cool.

It's 200, but with a 182 front end, which I love.

The 197.

Sorry.

What did I say?

A 182 front end.

182 front end.

Sorry.

I'm a clown.

197 front end, which is much better.

Which I thought, I thought that was to do with the crash damage.

It has been written off twice.

I've seen photos of said crash damage,

but it's not.

It was, I found a piston head thread

and it was because there was a problem with the old bumper

and one of the previous owners said,

I'm just going to change to a 197 front end.

Much better.

Can I tell you two things to you?

Here we go.

Number one, congratulations.

Thank you.

Number two, I'm actually quite proud of you for keeping that in

because all day, Will's been saying to me,

I can't wait for the podcast.

I got news for you.

I thought it was going to be a bully me.

But do you know what it means though, right?

That means what?

You've lost the bet.

It's written apology to me.

An L.

A written L.

An official L.

Yeah.

But you have to write it.

And actually Ash, Ash, he's a Renault breaker.

I bought my McGann bumper and a bunch of other bits from him.

That's who offered it to me.

He was going to break it.

I was like, please.

He bought it to piss off liquid yellow people.

He's like, I'm buying this and I am breaking it.

And I said, please don't do that.

I would like it.

Does it have the plate on it still?

There was a plate on it.

So to do that deal, he offered it to me for three and a half,

which is still very, very cheap.

And it had the recaro's.

It had an Alcantara wheel.

It had a number plate, which is CL-10YLO.

So cool.

Which I found that the person has thread.

I think was 250 quid, the guy from the DVLA, obviously.

No clear yellow.

I said, I wouldn't.

I would like it.

But he said, I can remove those bits and you can have it for $2,250.

So I thought, do you know what?

I would want to change seats.

I would want to do other bits anyway.

So that's a good plate though.

There is a good plate.

And you can put on CL-10GRN and just make it weird.

That was one thing about my Clio that I always, I didn't like.

Because obviously you can't, in the country, you can't make a car

look newer than it is on the plate.

So there was, for sale, CL-10BEN, Clio-BEN.

I really wanted that, but I can put it on my car.

So it's 200, I guess.

Because it's 2010 and 11, I think, onwards.

Which is why the press car, the one that Top Gear drove,

Alien Green car was Clio Cup, CL-10CUP.

You can have, and it's what I've been looking at for that,

CL-11O and then two numbers and two letters.

Or you can have C110.

C110, if you've got an old style plate, they're quite hard to find.

But yeah, very, very, really looking forward to seeing that car.

Obviously, I know it's not perfect, but I didn't care.

I just want to get a liquid gel of car through the door.

Mainly, there was a big part of it was to get that L from you.

Ashley, as you said to me, to get you a pen

and so you can do your best joined up writing.

I actually do right joined up.

Have you got your pen license yet?

Have you got that part school?

I actually did get that quite early on in school.

Okay, so what was that like last year?

Yeah, yeah.

When do I expect that?

Do you want to see the car through?

You want to see the car?

Yeah, I want to see.

Gonna make sure it's yellow.

Because you could just be lying to me.

Yeah, lucky it's originally yellow.

It turns up and it's blue.

No, it says yellow mate.

Yeah.

So it's an official L.

I'm actually thinking of buying a scroll.

I think so.

I think if you buy the scroll and the feather,

you can have as many photos as you want of me writing with the scroll.

And I would love that.

But I think we might look if we can hire an old-timey sign writer

to do a fancy big L and then it signed Benjamin.

Fine.

Like that whack stamp.

Yeah, sort of Rogers.

Hey, listen, I lost the...

The Rogers file.

And then it goes into Rogers files.

And then that goes, yeah, redacted.

Yeah, which is redacted.

So redacted.

Get rid of him.

So yeah, rule.

And I've been, that's been painful keeping that in.

Two rules and a ruling.

Perhaps one day we'll get back to full rules.

Shall we move on to, shall we move on to things?

Let's do those things.

Ben, you're first up with a word I can't say.

Fog.

Brackets.

Pothole.

Oh, I was...

Do you know what, the stories always come back,

sorry, come to me whilst we're,

whilst we're driving home from a podcast shoot.

So I was on the way back the other night.

It was late.

We probably wrapped filming at like 9.30 or 9.

So I was on the road.

I probably, I got them out of the way

and I had to do lots of country lanes.

Yeah, to like fix someone who'd rolled over.

Yeah, exactly.

You got obstacles on the way, whole way.

Lots to do, lots to do.

And I was in S2000, obviously.

And Fog is the worst thing.

Fog is, when you're tired and there's just,

you can't see anything.

It's so annoying.

And do you know what I found?

In a lowered car, it's the worst thing.

I was getting legitimately angry

because what I'd do is I'd go,

I'd be driving for the Fog,

try and navigate my way through it.

On roads, don't know that well.

And then I would suddenly, a pothole would appear

and I couldn't avoid it.

I'd go straight for it.

So I would just suddenly,

just creep into this pothole

like it's the Grand Canyon.

And then I can't,

and you could, there's nothing I can do about it.

Fog is like, it's really shit rain.

Because the only time that,

you know when you get a real downpour?

But the only time it's really bad is

if you're on the motorway or something.

Because then it starts to get sketchy.

Everywhere else, it's kind of fine.

Fog, you can do five miles an hour.

Fog will really mess you up.

Oh, I was legit doing 20.

There's no way to fix Fog.

You can't, you can't see through it.

Fog lights, they ain't designed for that.

Main beams make Fog worse.

Yeah, they do.

You just see more Fog.

You know, if you're at night,

just turn the lights off.

Probably just the same thing you're seeing.

Better off just using Jedi mind tricks.

For me, Fog, I had this,

I was doing that with the,

so I would go dip beam.

And then because it's,

just like the lines on the road

and then you see nothing and it's just,

your eyes start playing tricks on you.

Fog described driving.

It's just like lines on the road you've got to keep between them.

I find it really hard to concentrate on what I was doing

because my mind would get in this state of like,

just only seeing it.

So then then I'd flick to four beams

and it'd like reset me.

And then I'd do that for a bit

and then I'd go back to dip beams.

Then it's four beams.

That was just so annoying.

But anyway, so Fog,

especially on a lower car was tough.

But would you, out of interest,

would you report it on ways?

I'd make sure to let everyone know

because there's no way of them knowing

unless Waze beeps.

They won't know.

They're going to go,

bloody hell, that guy was right.

You know, when you have that.

I'd stop my glasses with Fog down.

You know, like a hidden speed camera

that's like round a corner.

It's like a fog, you know what I'm saying?

Hidden fog.

Whoa!

Hidden fog, yeah.

I'd as well avoid that fog.

I'd hit the brakes or I'd get caught by the fog.

I like fog when it's in the distance,

like distant fog.

That's nice because you go,

look at that fog.

I'm going to start doing that now when you,

you know when there's a police officer

and you come around the corner

and you flash people to let them know?

I'm going to start doing that when I'm in fog

and I see someone coming.

I'm just going to start flashing them fog.

So they're already blind and I'm just flashing them

and they go, bloody hell, what's going on here?

It's probably wrong,

but even when the fog's really bad,

I still don't feel they need to put a fog light on.

Oh, I don't put a fog light on.

You know what?

I will do a rear

because if someone comes up at 100 mile an hour,

they just hit me.

I've very rarely,

I've not even a handful,

like a sort of, like half a handful.

A fog?

Of times.

No, no, of times.

I love eating about a handful of fog.

Yeah, well, no, there's too much.

Two handfuls of fog.

Have I been in fog

where I can't actually see that far ahead?

No, I will say something.

The fog the other night,

when this story came about,

would have been,

it was fog light material,

but there was no one around.

Fog light material?

Fog light material,

where it was like,

Oh, was it the worst fog you'd ever seen?

It was up there.

Okay.

It was up there.

And how far could you see ahead?

Like, give me a rating.

Where you are from me now,

which is probably two meters if that.

Well, that's for an S2000,

that's like half a mile on the body.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then you see my wheels go careening into a pothole.

Any damage?

Probably.

Yeah.

Any update on the old timing chain,

9000 or the...

Redacted.

Not after work.

Okay.

I now know what a timing chain route

sounds like and where it comes from.

So, but I'm also,

I don't know if you can tell,

I definitely can.

I'm quite an anxious person.

So, I'm a bit of an overthinker as well.

You wouldn't know that.

No way.

Bloody hell, you've played that cool.

Yeah, I have.

I've played down for the last five years.

No.

Yeah, I think it has,

either way, it needs a timing chain,

because Adam Evolution,

all to work said,

whatever you people say about timing chains,

S2000, especially early ones,

they need to have at least tensioner done,

probably the chain done around the mileage that I'm on.

So, he said, it needs doing,

and there's the thing in the head we mentioned last week

where it drops a valve.

I want to get that done.

So, now I have a daily,

it's going into storage.

And then it's going to,

we're going to do it.

Ends are going to do it.

We're going to do a video where we,

well, I do it.

So, it'll be a nice long 20 minute video.

We do it again,

and then the valves will hit the pistons.

Yeah, and then it ends up with a two-cylinder S2000.

Two-liter TDI swap.

Into the S2000.

So, it's been okay.

I've been checking the oil religiously.

It's been a week.

I've already checked it two or three times.

And you said,

no, we've now got a sort of schedule.

You're doing it after getting your haircut.

So, I get my haircut every other Saturday.

And that's when I check my,

oh no.

It's like bed and big.

Yeah.

Every other Saturday.

I have aligned my oil checks with my haircuts.

No, because I go out of my haircut on that.

That's my routine.

You've put these hands through his hair.

When I just got a long hair and goes,

no, no, no, not again.

Looks over the engine bloat.

So, yeah, it, yeah, I was,

I enjoyed all the messages.

I got about that as well.

That's nice.

Nice.

It was nice.

Do you know what?

Most of them were, they meant well, I think.

All right.

What we got next?

Next up is from you, Edwin.

Shout out, Creamers.

You know what?

This was just something I just wanted to put in.

It's not a, it's no, no bit of news.

It's just shout out to the Creamers.

Just in general.

No fair.

I think we get a lot of messages and we,

we tend to meet Creamers in the wild.

Yeah.

And look, I'm not saying TDC viewers.

If you're a Creamer, you probably are a TDC viewer,

but not every TDC viewer is a Creamer.

If that makes sense.

It's not a Vendaya brand type thing.

But I'd say the Creamers tend to be the best TDC viewers we meet.

Well behaved.

You are, you are.

You always tend to be, you're not,

you don't have the thing that, you know,

the unbiagnosed thing that we all tend to,

I mean, some of you are.

We all do.

But I just want to say shout out, shout out to you guys.

Because you tend, you're very.

Best podcast audience.

Legit, best podcast audience.

And we're very thankful that we get to sit around and talk

and you guys listen to this.

The podcast isn't our main job.

It feels still to me at least quite underground in my mind.

Yeah.

Where it's like, almost like,

if you know, you know type thing.

Well, I was talking about starting an underground

street racing cream thing.

Yeah.

The other way.

Okay.

But we just, we just tell people we're going to be at a point.

Because we used to do a thing back at Castle,

what we called a CT Hoon,

which was employees only.

And we would arrive at a redacted spot and we would,

it wasn't street racing.

It was a Hoon.

It was, two cars leave the car park and about 10 minutes later,

they'll both arrive back.

One of them might have been in front of the other.

Let's call it that.

And then sometimes everyone goes out and it gets a bit hairy.

It gets all wet.

It was well to do.

It was, everyone was careful.

Old people in the local area weren't a fan of it.

Yeah.

No, it's a bit noisy.

But we talked about bringing that back and just saying,

we're going to be at this location at this time of night.

Hey, what happens happens?

Just shutting down a dog's park.

Like, that's good.

Ben.

Oh, damn it.

It's already here.

Ben, we didn't tell you we're going to be here.

Don't make me do it here.

How do you not do that in the S2000?

He's touching his lights.

Why are you laughing?

But yeah.

Shout out to the creamers.

Shout out.

I just, I, yeah.

Sorry.

What I mean is that it just,

because it feels underground,

when someone mentions it, I'm like, wow, you, you know.

Man, you're creaming.

Yeah.

You don't even need to say it's just, it is.

It's the end of the dark night.

It's a, it's the nod.

It's the nod.

It's just the little nod.

Michael Kane.

That's sweet.

Who's Michael Kane in this situation, Ben?

Are you Michael Kane or are we Michael Kane?

No, I'm not Michael.

Uh, no, no, I'm not Michael Kane,

because you're, you'll be Batman.

Are we?

You guys will be Batman.

I'll be Michael Kane.

I go, Ben's the waiter.

I go, your podcast is ready to go, sir.

Your cat woman.

Just the worst cat woman.

A podcast, the size of a tangerine.

So anyway.

You trusted me.

Shout out to the creamers.

Thank you for letting us do what we do.

Also, we love you guys.

We'd like to meet more of you this year.

We might do some more events and there will be much.

At your house.

So, so cream will level up this year.

Yeah, level up on the cream.

There will be double cream.

There you go.

The mark of a great podcast.

A lovely bit of silence.

Ben, first bit of Ben news.

Mansour Yesco.

I really don't like the sound of this.

That's all.

This is just a Mansour made it made it.

We'll look behind at the color.

Describe the color if you will.

Hearing aid beige.

Do you know what that is?

That's land cruiser beige.

Yes, that is, that is.

Now what color is the, don't look,

but what color is the interior?

No, you've just looked.

I can't see what the color is.

What color is it?

What would it be?

It's a man.

Sorry.

Red.

No.

Okay.

What does that look?

Angrily at the camera.

What is it?

Audio.

It's, it's a mint green.

Like a sort of toothpaste.

Yeah.

Like an American toothpaste green teal.

Yeah.

That's, that's a rough one.

That's a rough one.

It's a tough one.

It could work that color.

I don't mind.

If the outside wasn't hearing aid beige

and it didn't have quilting from a,

from a, from a, a rain drover in 2010.

Look how horrible the fitment is as well.

How high it's sitting?

My, my biggest gripe is with me on this car.

I don't know what's coding second, what's not.

I think I'm, I'm too, I'm too removed from the game.

If you show me an Enzo, I could tell you every part

that's original on it, but I don't know what's

sanded on that or not.

Most of, most of the black external bits.

So, can we talk about the floor?

Yeah.

I think that was quite funny.

The floor now, it looks, it could be to rich people.

They'd be like, oh my God.

It's just stressed marble.

Incredible.

I, I, I paid billions of fans of it.

But what it is, is, is a, is a concrete as floor.

It's, it's just, it's just all, you know what that is?

That's all, that's what the floor is underneath our unit.

Yes.

Where it's just like dropping transmission jacks on it.

You can see a rage room.

Like that.

So they had to rent it out afterwards.

That's what the people building it are doing.

Like, all right, I have to do this.

Well, I put that in because it looks truly quite bad.

So I agree.

Local councils are looking at that whole again.

That looks perfect.

Mate, leave it.

I'll leave that a couple years.

I can send a car for that in the fall.

If it was foggy.

Yeah, you could go plowing through that.

Yeah, Mansour, you give it up, mate.

Jesus Christ, it really is awful.

What was it then?

All right, come on guys, gotta stop now.

Yeah, what TDC boys say.

We're off, we're off.

Clay replicas is next.

That was, you mentioned this to me in the car the other day.

I did.

I randomly got suggested a video of,

it's from an Asian country and there is a car that they're working on.

Ben, the car, here is the car.

Could you describe what you're seeing?

Okay, imagine a car.

Okay.

But put no.

Here's the car.

Okay, this is just like your basic,

imagine a sedan, a saloon.

It looks like a watchdog car.

It's some sort of Daihatsu.

Is it?

A dayu, I think that is.

A dayu.

Yeah, it looks like a dayo.

Wait, what is it?

Sorry, hold on.

It said its name there, just two moments.

Just going to tell you what the name is.

It's a dayo-espero.

That's a dayo badge, right?

Yeah.

I know, mate, is when I see one.

Basically, it's just an old saloon.

And then the second shot everyone has shown

was basically the rolling chassis of that car with no.

Okay.

Now, Ben, I'm going to show you the after.

Okay.

That's a Pagani Huayra.

No, tell me that wouldn't get you.

Tell me that wouldn't.

That will get me 100%.

Okay.

Now, okay.

So you might think, right, they've done

custom CAD design.

They've done all sorts of ridiculous stuff to make it.

What I'm going to show you is how they made this car.

Here you go, Benjamin, right about here.

Oh, it's just clay.

They made it out of clay.

But is the car rolling carbon?

No, so what they did.

So look at that.

That's a man making a clay Huayra.

So he makes the Huayra out of clay.

He makes, he shapes it all up.

Also, can you see, tell the viewers,

the listeners, what that is up on the top?

There is a model, like a 1 to 18 model of it.

So he's using that as the reference.

And then what they do is they then,

after the clays, I think hardened,

they make like a fiberglass mold on the top of it.

And then that's what becomes the body of the car.

I saw laser beams.

Yeah, I think that is to keep it to keep the center.

So central line of the car to keep the distance.

So like there's some, you know,

someone's thinking about something.

I also saw on the shot of the rolling chassis,

it's not just using like the standard suspension.

It's, well, I'm not saying,

I'm not saying we've got the best suspension going,

but it's got inboard.

So that's the best part.

Look at the engine.

Are you ready?

Well, Will, can you describe to the audience?

Is that a four cylinder?

That is a day.

I think it's the day engine has been put in the back,

in the boot as with just a four cylinder,

but with some pipes.

Can we see the welds on those pipes?

Yeah, that is a real,

they've been welded poorly than just sort of just,

but wow, with Pagani exhausts.

Imagine the amount,

like so many people in the world that are, you know,

they're not training McLaren to do this sort of stuff.

They just do us in their shed and the talent they have.

This is my point.

My point here is that regardless of,

yes, I know it's a replica and they're doing it with clay,

that's incredibly talented.

Yeah.

Like you've, that's cool.

You're changing when the tools provided as well.

Imagine having you in a proper workshop like this.

Oh yeah.

If you imagine if they have the tools that we have at our disposal

and then the training to like use all that equipment and stuff,

imagine what they'd make that from TDC collab.

Are we going, are we going to build a Pagani?

Where is this?

I think it's either in Taiwan or somewhere in Indonesia,

somewhere in Indonesia,

that's in an Asian country,

but it is genuinely so impressive to me.

The name of the channel,

because they've got all sorts,

they've got loads of different cars,

is N-H-E-T-T-V.

They've got subs as well.

Two and a half million, really.

Two and a half mil.

But it's genuinely incredibly impressive to me.

So I thought, go have a look at some of the replicas they make,

because they're a Chiron.

Was that the one?

Chiron was a little bit not so great.

Yeah, sure.

But at a glance, and again, it's that same thing that,

if you're looking at in detail, you're going to go,

the Huwara, that would get me.

Yeah.

Because they got the wheels made.

And it had the aero as well, didn't it?

It had the flapped front of aero.

Crazy.

Whether it, you know, works.

It moves.

It does it work.

Hits the brake, and it's just because they're not bolted down.

They just fall forward.

So yeah, it's very, very cool.

No one in clay is interesting.

It's just a great thing.

Me and my friend.

Lovely.

Some clay.

Yeah, he's cool clay.

He's American.

No.

That's absolutely, yeah.

Yeah, no.

Ben, you've put in here Tesla self-driving subscription.

Yes, so Tesla, I just thought this was stupid.

Tesla have always had their famous thing.

They sort of pioneered this whole subscription model thing

for cars, where the car ships with all of the hardware

for all the features installed.

And then you can pay, even after you bought the car,

you can pay as an option.

I think it's like seven grand US to have full self-driving.

And the car has, it just literally, software thing unlocks it.

And they've changed that now to a subscription thing.

So now people who have, I don't know if it affects

if you've already paid that money,

but you have to now pay a rolling thing to use self-driving,

which is ridiculous.

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Sorry, I was trying to pull off a photo for the next one.

But imagine all these people who have paid,

or who originally could have been like,

right, seven grand up front, which is a lot of money.

But if it adds, I guess, the price of the car,

to have this feature, and they suddenly go,

no, you know what, we're taking it away.

Imagine that, you're driving your car,

and they go, here it seats 20 quid a month.

Yeah, no, it just turns off and goes,

oh, you just sit up on your dash, it goes,

oh, your payment got declined.

How, what stops me just wiring in a 12 volt switch?

Yeah, I know that that's not what the majority of people need.

Or can I disconnect it from Big Tesla?

From Bluetooth.

Well, I mean, it is just a big computer, so I doubt it.

Yeah, I guess Tesla's require.

Do you have to hack it?

Yeah, I've got an offline Tesla.

Does it work?

No.

I don't think you can plug a 12 volt into it.

But it doesn't work by being connected to Tesla, right?

No, but I assume it's all through one,

like one central ECU or software, right?

I don't think it's going to let you plug it.

You're telling me that there's a big button at Tesla,

they just hit the red button, and they all just go,

like the droids in the Phantom Menace.

I don't think if you just give the car 12 volts,

it does self-driving.

No, not that, but I mean, like, if you could just have,

like, they can only do that because they are connected to the car.

I might be being an idiot here.

I have no idea how this stuff works.

But they're activating it via the magic interwebs,

via the whatever it is wireless thing.

Why can't I just have the car?

And I wrap foil around, like, you know, all the internet bits.

You know the bit on the M40 where you've got no,

for some reason, no signal.

You're just driving next to Tesla,

and it just gets that fast and just veers off.

It's off the road, goes, I've got nothing.

What if your subscription runs out midway through your journey?

You just veer you off into the international reservation.

Yeah, you're asleep with your self-driving car,

with your self-driving car, and it just goes,

good luck, mate.

Start, debit cancelled, just kills you.

3G pops up in the corner.

No, no, no.

Yeah, okay.

Anyway, so that's Tesla's still being, you know, boring.

And then next up, I've scrolled too far.

Edwin, you said fast eight again.

It's, we're back.

Remember, we talked about the Fast and Furious poster.

I was, I was on, back on the streaming platform,

and I realised it was worse.

The one I saw is widescreen.

I've got a screenshot for it.

It's even worse this time.

The rear of the, is it challenger?

Yeah, it's melting.

It's curved, the light is curved.

The light is curved.

Now, I've got more, more, what do you call it,

gripes to bring up with this.

William, Ben, I'm not going to, Ben's on his phone,

he might as well be.

The end of Fast and Furious five, William,

that is the one where they do the heist.

They got all the bread.

Is that where they, they got,

they'd make a finger through the street.

Big, safe.

I've seen that clip.

You've seen it safe.

Right.

Now, do you remember the car?

You should remember the car right at the end,

where Vin Diesel walks in and goes,

and then Brian kind of goes, yeah, man, nice, yeah, cool.

Do you remember what cars they were driving?

They were driving an R35 GTR.

And a challenger.

I'll put the phone up on that.

They're doing like a two, like a, like a towgate type run.

They're, well, they, it's like,

I want to race you one last time.

And then yeah, Vin Diesel again goes,

Also just, just not keeping up with an R35.

No, on the twisty mountain road.

And then the beginning of Fast and Furious six starts

with that race, with them racing to a hospital.

This is Fast and Furious eight, the promo for it.

And that's that car.

And that's the challenger.

Oh, it's meant to be that.

How much of the film does that challenger appear in?

Is it not in there?

It's not in that film at all.

How much of Fast and Furious, because I watch Fast and Furious eight.

How much Fast and Furious eight does this Mustang appear in?

It's never in any Fast and Furious movie ever.

That's not a car from the Fast and Furious.

What is this poster?

I need to know.

I need to know the person that made it.

I need to know what the context of this is.

It was a Friday afternoon job.

It's so, it angers me so much.

You could just, that's just proof.

You can just scam big, like studios.

You can do whatever you want a poster you go,

all right, well, I've got a 1.25 fiesta on it.

What I've got, I've got a Mustang.

It's not from your movie, by the way.

And then an old one that's melting.

And they go, mate, I'll pay you a couple of hundred grand for that.

But who came up with that?

Who picked that one from the three movies ago?

I went, oh, we'll pick that one.

And it's melting.

Now, the bit in the background is because this is the,

this is the Cuba one.

It's the ridiculous.

It's the Cuba NAS.

It's where we race backwards in Cuba.

Yeah, that's the really good thing about it.

Ben, you'll work out one day.

But, sorry, go on.

No, that's it.

Oh, I was going to say, look at the,

can you zoom in on the, I don't know what it is,

this car on the right.

The, you know, it's a drive on that white line.

Yeah.

Is it just being freshly painted?

Why is the white line coming off on the wheel?

Why has the wheel got paint on it?

Well, not only that, but the white line just ends,

which means what it looks like is a,

some form of Acme Studios painted a wall,

where, you know, Woody, not Woody, the woodpecker, what is it?

What is it called?

The Road Runner.

The Road Runner is running towards a painted ball.

Because that, that just ends there.

There's a wall in front of it.

There's going to be Tweety Birds around its head.

Or it's a zebra crossing.

Oh, that's tough.

That's not so great.

Parked on a zebra crossing.

Not ideal.

But shouldn't do that.

This, look at the roof of the Challenger.

It's melting.

It really is.

It's, it's, it's, it's not.

This, this movie goes to keeps me up at night.

This whole thing, it really annoys me.

This might be one of my,

this is why I get committed for,

because I won't stop going on about the poster.

There is no excuse for that.

Because you know what, the Mustang,

I don't know what it is, like or where it's from,

but it, you know, it looks something.

It's a modified Mustang,

but it looks proportionally somewhat correct.

And then the Challenger, they went, no idea, mate.

That's AI.

It's early AI before AI.

Before AI, because they had the Mustang

in the infinite runway thing,

the white one from before that.

So, I know, because you said you,

this is, this was from the time,

as in like when it came out.

This isn't, yeah, I remember stuff.

They often make new posters.

I remember this being the movie poster when it came out.

I'm sure of that.

So, if this was you, if you were involved,

look, if you know someone,

and you want to give us an anonymous tip off,

we're not going to name names.

Someone knows something.

But we want this, you know,

we want the person brought to justice,

really, because that is a disgrace.

Someone, someone's thieving a living.

Now, let us, now let us see the poster for the next one.

Yeah.

We're going to use the ninky-nunk,

and then it's just a photo of Ben half naked.

It's just as a fear of GSI.

How'd you get in that photo?

But they're next to each other.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Next up, we've got people that drive 50

on the motorway from you, Edwin.

I want to know what they're up to.

Like, what are they doing?

They are doing 50 on the motorway.

Well, that's the only thing.

The only thing for certain is that that's what they're doing.

Well, what are they doing?

Because I've been towing.

I've been towing.

That's it.

That's the end of my anecdote.

Whenever you're joining on the motorway,

you're towing and you've got to bring it down.

You're at 60, you're at 65.

Even that's painful enough.

But there are people with ample automobiles.

You're behind defenders.

You're behind JLR products.

Well, they're probably on the web to breaking down.

But BMWs, Audi's,

and they are choosing to do 50 on the motorway.

There's no heavy traffic.

There's no rain.

There's no fog.

They can see.

There's no fog.

I want, I need to understand.

Is it because they're more comfortable?

Are they scared of a, what is it?

It's a, I think it's either just complete, just ignorance.

So it is, I'm happy at this speed.

It's cool.

But I think for the most part, it's fear.

Yeah, it has to be.

But 70, it's not, is it that much more?

Surely it's more, is it not more scary?

That is to be doing 50 and having people plowing past you

at 70, 80, 90 miles an hour, which they are on a motorway.

Not us.

And no, no, no, not at all.

No, we're doing more.

Like double.

No.

But that's my point.

Is that, is that not scary?

People coming up behind you flashing.

Whereas if you just sit at a nice 70, 75,

move in and out of the lanes at, as and when,

you will have a gem of a time.

Ben, you are a man who just plugs along at 70, right?

No, 65.

Yes, legally.

No, no, but in general you do.

I have a thing where a lot of people will,

if they're in an area where there are speed cameras,

not average speed, every speed camera.

Variable speed zones.

No, just occasionally there are speed cameras,

like in Reading, where it's 70.

Variable speed zone.

Okay.

Yeah.

Occasionally it will be, it will be, there'll be a camera.

I don't, I can't bother to, I don't want to have to think about

slowing down and stuff.

So I sit at 70.

Which you, you're always doing anyway, but you know, but yeah.

But is that, does it not feel fine?

Because the traffic.

70, I find really annoying.

Because 70 is, if everyone's going the exact speed limit,

then it feels really slow,

because you're so slowly passing people.

I actually think it's kind of dangerous.

Whereas if you're going a little bit quicker than the traffic,

not that I ever would.

So you are going like 75, which I would never do.

Well, GPS speed, I mean, of course.

Exactly, of course, yeah.

And then you are passing people and getting past them

and making progress.

But no, I don't, I don't, I often keep up with you,

I have to keep up with you guys, yeah.

How many cars have you been in?

That 70 has felt a bit poor.

Outside of like the Honda Beat, that feels like a,

the Honda Beat is the only one.

Like you could be driving a Jazz, a Fiesta,

at some of the lowest, the Ninky-Nunk,

even that at 67 miles an hour, obviously it was on the ragged edge.

But it felt, it's fine.

It's not that bad.

Like the majority of people are driving around in normal cars,

that are built in the last 20 years,

they're going to feel fine at 70, even 80 or 90 miles an hour.

I still think speed limit needs to be.

I just don't get it.

I don't get how you're, how you're so okay

with doing 50 mile an hour everywhere.

My first...

Also, have you not got places to be?

That's exactly what I mean.

The place you're going to, do you not,

do you not want to be there?

Also, do they, you not get there 20 minutes late and they go,

what happened there?

And they went, I don't know.

Don't know what, couldn't tell you.

Was it traffic?

No, no, no, no, I'm hit.

Well, behind me, there's loads.

Yeah, I can't know it.

My first day at car throttle when we did,

we did a shoot at, what is the place called?

Kerbera?

Kerbera, yeah.

The Kerbera races.

Which is about two or two and a bit hours from me.

I'd never driven on the motorway before.

Really?

No.

And I drove to Edwin's house.

I actually had once, but like, not ever on my own.

I just never had the, because I, where I live,

I just, I never had to.

You don't learn it on the driving test.

So I was like, I'll drive on my way.

Have you heard the story of those motorways?

They've got over there, a massive road.

It'll take you to London.

Don't ever go there, boy.

No, I had never driven the motorway.

And I remember being really nervous to do it,

because you can laugh and I don't care.

But I remember thinking like, oh, I might sit at like 60.

I got on the motorway, sat at 70.

I remember thinking after like two minutes, this is fine.

Yeah.

It's just driving.

But I generally think-

And that's exactly what it is.

Exactly what it is.

I think if, if I had been going 50, it would have been more scary.

Oh, but that, that's what I mean.

I just got 70.

I sat at 70 in my fiesta and I, and it was fine.

If you're a 50 driver, I want you to just try it.

Or if your partner or someone is a 50 driver,

just, just, just coax them in to just try on a 70.

Maybe over the years it will improve,

because people now learn to drive on motorways.

Yeah.

Again, I didn't learn to drive on a motorway.

And I think I told you this yesterday,

because we were in a similar area.

When I got my first car, went with my dad,

and I bought it and it was like in, it was Birmingham,

unfortunately, had to come back down the M40.

And I didn't want to do it.

So my dad drove back.

Really?

And when I think about it now, I'm like, what the fuck?

Why? Why? It's fine.

Yeah.

But then the first time I drove on a motorway on my own,

I was like, oh, that's just not how bad I'm chill.

Because it's not my bad.

No, it's actually, when you get to the flow, it's great.

It is the best road for driving.

It's the best thing.

Everyone, other than people doing 50,

everyone knows what they're doing.

Whereas on a normal, on a normal road,

some guy up there needs to pull off to the side for some reason,

because his dog's being sick.

And then someone needs to pull in the junction.

Now there's a tractor.

Motorway, we're all here to do the same thing, boys.

We go, and then if you have an exit, you leave.

The drive back early when we went to the centre of Reading earlier,

the drive back was, it was so frustrated.

It's ridiculous.

Everywhere I went, it was just someone going,

it's going 15 miles an hour in a 30 and stop signs.

Stop signs.

What are they called? Traffic lights.

Yeah.

That's all.

It's just so much people walking out onto the road.

Yeah, I just want to drive my car to my death.

I felt, it felt like making no progress at all.

My way best place.

Edwin, fizzy drinks in the car.

I've heard the rough outline of this one.

I made a mistake the other day.

I was taking the M3 in the ML63 kind of crazy flex on that.

Sorry about that.

Didn't mean to flex on you all to hack engineering.

And I don't know why, but I decided to grab from the fridge

a caffeine free Dr. No Dr. Pepper Coke.

So I can drink.

I can't have caffeine at like eight, seven, 30 in the morning.

And for some reason I was like, you know,

I'm going to crack this bad word.

I was drinking my drink in the car.

I was actually sat in the middle of traffic, standstill traffic,

which made it worse because there were people all around me.

And I felt a cough coming.

I went, screw it.

Let's take a sip anyway.

And I took a sip of this Coke.

And yeah, the cough decided now's the time, mate.

And I spat Coke all over the, like...

Oh, that's a shed crew car.

When I say, do you remember then you won't,

but you know the, but I had that big ass forehead.

Yeah, yeah.

The spit take.

It was that.

It was everywhere.

And I watched, I spat it all over the windscreen.

And the first thing I did was I looked to the right,

the man they met, the man in the car next to me,

and he was just staring.

He was just staring in awe at the man next to him,

who just decided to take a swig of Coke

and spit it all over the windscreen.

You know the movie where someone gets shot,

but it's like off screen.

And then it's just a blood splatter.

It's exactly what it looked like.

So I then, I realized I had no way of cleaning this in the car.

So I took my jacket off and started cleaning the windscreen

and everything before, because I thought by the time I get

to my destination, by the time I'm out of this traffic,

it's going to have gone sticky.

Yeah, that'd be nice.

And this is rough for all of us.

So I sacrificed my jacket.

So the next thing the guy on the right would have seen me do is go,

all right, take my jacket off and start rubbing the windscreen.

So if you're the man in the CX-5 that was next to me,

that's what I'm doing.

I'm sorry, man.

I was hoping for you.

If he is a creamer, he goes, Jesus Christ.

How is that ever?

Is that a guy from YouTube?

What did you just explode in everywhere?

So, you know what?

No more fizzy drinks for me in the car.

Yeah, another one of those.

Yeah, another one.

A second look for us.

Just retention, isn't it?

Got to keep people guessing.

Another one from you, Edwin.

Waze Car Guy mode.

What that?

Waze needs a car guy mode.

Okay.

Waze needs a mode where A, either for car guys or it's for towing,

where, you know, Waze, the beauty of Waze,

it goes, man, I can save you a minute.

On that journey, I've got you a minute.

But the byproduct of that, it goes,

what we need to do is we're going to go left down this country road

that is the size of most bike.

Yep.

And we're going to need to jump these four caravans.

You just need to hit the jump at about 40.

And then you'll clear it and you're over you through the traffic.

Cool.

It's great if I'm in a normal car.

If I'm towing a car and it sends me down the middle of a farm track,

A, not helpful.

B, if I'm a lowered car, I want you to send me around speed bumps and things.

And fog reminders.

It goes, no, we're not going to that way.

Avoid the fog.

But surely that would make sense.

Well, Waze has speed bumps, but only sometimes.

Yeah, exactly.

So we went down the road today because I could see it on our route.

It just said speed bumps and there were like 10 speed bumps.

I was like, no, that's great because then in theory, you could say

there could be a setting that says avoid speed bumps.

Avoid speed bumps, avoid potholes.

But there's not avoid police.

I don't know if it would just be in UK roads.

It would just be nonstop.

Like if you had potholes, especially in London, you'd be like, what the...

But if it could look for a route that was better where it's like,

we know that there's going to be, you're going to scrape on this.

So let's go.

You know what, Waze, it sort of helped me.

We had to go and get the Glado last week from storage

because I had to take it home and I had no fuel in it.

Here's my second time I was running out of fuel in that car.

It's really not a good look.

Is it quite thirsty on fuel?

Yeah, no.

I think it uses a lot, actually.

But we had to leave it running for a while and I forgot.

And I got in the car and it said five miles of range.

And then I started to move and it said zero.

And I thought, ah, and there's not many petrol stations there,

but all like, you know, you need a decent fuel to put in it.

There was a petrol station that was like three miles away

and I'm flicking between zero and five miles

and the car's already spluttering.

And I was like, great, I'm breaking down.

Bright yellow Lamborghini, probably going to get a spat at.

And also I was, we were driving together.

Yeah.

So when I turned left out the junction, you just turned right.

I panicked and went right because I saw that the nearest petrol station

was that way.

So I was like, I have to go that way.

And the best part is that I was driving the car with an empty trailer.

Yeah.

That could have taken a lot of beauty.

Yeah.

And I had to jumpstart it and I thought if I turn it off

and it doesn't start on, Edwin's got the jump starter.

So this could all go really well.

But anyway, I was trying to, obviously it's quite a low car.

So like flooded roads, not great.

And the weather was not great.

And it said flooded road ahead and I thought that should be fine.

It won't be on the road item.

I'll be turning off it.

No, the turning I needed to go down, just flood.

If I go through that, it's game over for the Glado.

But just fortunately, it was like, there was a flooded road as you turn left.

Then there was an entrance to the pub just before the flood.

And you could just, it was like a shortcut.

Yeah.

It was literally a shortcut in need of speed.

And then the end, the exit for the restaurant was just past the flood.

But it helped me on that, on that occasion.

So it's by saying flooded road ahead.

I was like, you know what, now I'm thinking about it.

I'm thinking.

Someone was just enjoying their lunch at that pub and just had

a glass of wine.

That was really almost to, I should just, you know, put fuel in it, I think.

Yeah, it makes sense, actually.

Sounds like something like Ben.

I'll put 15 quid in, I'll last me a week.

Yeah.

I didn't take all the oil out.

Okay.

Reggie, I just sold my car online.

Let's go, Grandpa.

Wait, you did?

Yep.

On Carvana.

Just put in the license plate, answered a few questions, got an offer in minutes.

Easier than setting up that new digital picture frame.

You don't say.

Yeah.

They're even picking it up tomorrow.

Talk about fast.

Wow.

Way to go.

So about that picture frame.

Ah, forget about it.

Until Carvana makes one, I'm not interested.

Car Selling Made Easy on Carvana.

Pick up these, may I apply?

Redacted, redacted.

Spent all the money on fuel, didn't I?

Ben puts redacted amounts of liquids in vehicles.

That's true, that's true.

That's possible.

Edwin, BMW part number.

I have on my phone a BMW part number.

This is a legitimate part number.

It was shown to me by Hack Engineering.

And I'd like you to run it, if you can, please.

Okay.

Right. Will, are you ready?

Yeah.

I'd like you to use the part number 83.

83.

19.

5A.

04.

C59.

C59, it's come up as a first suggestion.

And can you tell me what that is?

That's a BMW part number.

Okay. A bucket has appeared.

And it is genuine BMW hand clean, a five liter bucket soap.

There is a genuine BMW part number for hand soap.

It comes in a white box, like bucket,

like what you'd see at a BMW parts shop.

It comes with a sticker on it, like your BMW parts do.

And it's like Swarf Eager for your hands.

Yeah, it's hand wash pissed.

Now, not only do that, the Hack Engineering said,

oh no, it's great, it's got all sorts.

There's a genuine BMW part number for gloves.

If you like the gloves.

BMW gloves.

There's BMW seat covers and they have a part number as well.

But I like the idea, like it's your ordering parts.

You're like, can I get six spot plugs?

I'll get an oil filter.

Can I get a hand scrub?

Or you get one digit wrong and you get one spot plugs

and you get hand soap.

You get a tub.

And it's an industrial tub as well.

Yeah, so for your DCT service,

I've got you five liters of hand soap.

Is that gonna do?

But it runs lovely on it.

Please, it's interesting.

Obviously, BMW accessories,

they must all have a part number of sort.

But a hand soap.

But it was because I saw,

I just saw in the corner of my eye,

the little sticker and I said,

oh, what's this sticky?

What did it used to be for?

And he said, no, no, that's for the soap.

Does pasta mean cleaning in some languages?

Pasta.

Yeah, because it's got it in all languages.

It says hand cleaner.

And then it says, pâté, bill de vage de monde.

Okay, yeah, sure.

And then we have pasta, Olympia Manos.

Okay.

Then we have pasta, Lavamani and hand washed pasta.

That's the Italian one.

Pasta, any sort of language experts?

International creamers will know.

I'm going to say that's Portuguese or Spanish,

potentially, the pasta.

But in a Spanish or Portuguese,

you're all going to Italy and going,

you eat pasta.

What? Sorry.

Pasta.

I don't make, I've just been to the toilet.

I don't need to.

I just wash my hands.

I just want to eat spaghetti.

I mean, this is strange.

Next up, we have actually quite exciting.

You broke this news to us, basically, Ben.

The Bugatti FKP, what does FKP stand for?

A man.

Okay.

That's not Francis.

Kevin Peterson.

There you go.

He, I don't think he made it up.

Yeah.

Kevin Peterson, correct?

Yeah, he is.

Yeah.

I don't know what it is.

All I know is it's basically.

Ferdinand pie.

It's basically the very wrong fact.

It is.

Yeah, that's the one.

That's the badger.

It's a one off.

Is it Bugatti solitaire, their thing?

No, that's a game that old people play.

It's their program where they do two one off cars a year.

Yeah.

And this is one of them for this year.

Yeah.

And what is it?

It's basically a modern day Veyron,

based on some sort of Chiron variant.

Mistral, I believe is what they said it was.

The 600 horsepower.

Is the Mistral a convertible?

Yes, which is what I thought, which was weird,

but apparently that is the basis of what it is.

So, yes, it looks very much like a Veyron.

It's a Resto Mod Veyron.

Bugatti Resto Mod Veyron.

Which is great.

So, it has the 1,400 horsepower?

1,600 horsepower.

It is 1,578 horsepower.

Yeah, from the Mistral.

So, it's a, but it looks, you know what it is?

You know on Instagram, when someone does an AI,

or not an AI render, but a render of like,

this is what it would look like if it's modern,

and everyone goes, this is sick, man.

This is what the manufacturers should do.

They just did it.

I like everything.

Okay.

Thanks.

Apart from the headlights.

You don't like the headlights.

The headlights are ever so slightly too,

they're straight into Chiron territory,

more than they are Veyron territory.

Veyron, that is almost a defining feature of a Veyron,

is those lights.

Whereas the, it still looks good.

Don't get me wrong.

And because the rear is fantastic.

But also, they mess with the exhaust at the rear,

so that's slightly different.

But still, Benjamin.

Sorry, carry on.

I was going to talk about the interior,

but if there's more on the exterior.

I was going to say then, I said to you earlier,

that I've known what it is.

I've realized what it is.

And I'm going to put it on the screen now.

It's the Traffade Adder.

There it is.

From GCFI.

That's what that car is.

It's, it's, it's, it's,

Bugatti themselves have gone,

God, we can't make it identical.

Just change the lights a little bit.

I just got the clay out.

They went and watched Doc's car.

You get the clay out.

Got the clay out.

And he goes, give me a Traffade Adder.

That's a bit, you know what?

I'm a fan of it.

I want to know what the rear lights look like in real life.

Because they, right now,

they're looking a little bit just stick on.

You know, it's the center of it is extremely dark.

Like, does it look like that in real life?

Now you wanted to talk about the, the, the watch now.

This is, this is,

Can I, just for a couple of seconds to talk about.

Ben and Will are both in very much into watches,

if you want to wear.

So there's a whole ass watch in this car.

This car has for the watch people,

an Audemars Piguet Royal Oak,

flying tourbillon in the middle.

It's a great pub down the road.

Is it?

Yeah.

Royal Oaks, great.

I don't know if that's our watches,

but it's a custom made, um,

AP Royal.

It's basically, it's 200 grand watch.

Yeah.

But it, but this is a 43 mil.

When usually they're 41.

So it's a custom built.

They did it with Audemars Piguet.

And it's a one-off in there.

And William, this will be interesting,

not interesting, but it also is,

it's an automatic watch, right?

So how does it wind itself?

It doesn't wind.

What?

How does it do that?

That bit, it's sat in the middle.

Every now and again, we'll just rotate.

As in the whole watch will rotate.

No, the watch, the watch is on like this, um,

it's like sort of like an indent sort of dish.

It's sat in and the whole dish rotates all the way around.

When you turn the car off, it also,

it also flips away.

But the whole thing will rotate.

Just keep it wound.

So you don't want to whack like a sort of court Seiko in there.

No, it is literally just an AP that they have just,

it just, it just occasionally, it's like a watch winder.

Do you know what I thought would have been quite cool?

Maybe a little bit cheesy is,

is you can take it out, whack a strap on it and wear it.

Yeah, I don't want like that.

Now I thought you were going to say that the way it winds itself up

is when you go around a corner really hard.

It's the, it spins.

If it was like gyroscopic to stay flat.

Yeah.

Yeah, it would probably do that.

No, it wouldn't really do that.

It wouldn't do enough anyway.

I thought, when I first, sorry,

I thought it was funny if it was like a manual winding one.

So the beginning, before you get in the car,

you wind it all the way up and then you've got like a day or two

before you got to do it again.

So the Model T, you have to spin the crank at the front of the car.

Do you know when they say it's 200 grand, but you can't buy it?

No, that one's a car, it's a 43 mil.

I'm pretty sure they've never made a 43 mil.

So 41, the one that you can buy that exact watch is absolutely correct.

What is a Tor?

I actually don't know what Torbjorn is

because there's a Bugatti.

That is the name.

I can tell you.

Can't tell me because that's the name of the new Bugatti, right?

Is this what it's like when I talk about wheels and things?

Yeah, so it makes sense.

In your automatic watch, you have a thing called an escapement,

which is where all of the spring and all the bits that actually make,

it's a bit like pendulum that basically rotates backwards and forwards,

and that's what creates the actual movement.

Back in the day, because wristwatch was actually quite a new invention, 1920s,

people would wear pocket watches.

And because of that, it would sit in your pocket at one angle all day.

And what would happen then is the bit that goes backwards and forwards,

gravity would affect it and it would ever so slightly be off.

So Torbjorn takes that entire movement and as it's moving,

it rotates the whole thing around.

And then that's a flying...

It's a ratchet.

Yeah, but it constantly rotates around,

so the entire of the movement, the entire of the escapement,

the section of it, rotates round, so the gravity doesn't affect it.

Damn, son.

Crazy. Ben, the watch guy.

And it's a flying Torbjorn, so it doesn't have a bridge at the front,

so it looks like it's floating in the centre.

It flies.

Yeah, it looks like it's flying.

Anyway, that's my watch talk for the day.

Nice, but it's a bit, you know,

it's a very flashy feature to have in a Veyron, but it is.

Ben, how many of those watches have you got at home?

Oh, I've been buying them up for this.

Oh, okay, of course.

They had to get it off Ben.

There they said, mate, can we have one back?

Come on.

The big one, he went, oh, 43, mate, that didn't really fit me.

All right, fine, I'll have that one.

It's nice, and it's a red dial, so it matches the colour of the exterior of the car,

which is also a nice feature.

So there is one, that's just one.

But do we know if this is a cut?

That's a one-off.

This is a car, yeah, this is a car.

It is a car, is it?

The two they've done so far for this programme are the Brulod,

which is the convertible.

Which is a dessert.

Which is a dessert of space.

Really lovely.

To the Crem Brulet Bugatti.

Yeah, do you love a Rulod?

And this one.

But what I'm saying is, but like when they say it's, what's his name?

Piesh.

Is he dead?

I don't know if it's for him.

Is it for him?

No, no, it's not for him.

It is for a very big Bugatti collector.

That's what I was saying, yeah.

It's as someone said, but what I want to know is, did Stid customer,

said customer go to Bugatti and say, 2019 dead?

So it's not for him?

No, it's not for him.

Well, it's not for him.

Well, I don't think he'll be doing much driving.

Unless he's in elsewhere.

But is he dead?

I've just said, well, yeah.

Okay.

The car spirits is all back.

You know what?

Bugatti listening to the podcast, right?

They will not be getting anything.

But did Bugatti customer go to them and say, I want a Veyron?

Or did Bugatti go, we might make a Veyron?

Do you want to buy it?

Because I always know which way round is it.

I would assume it's customer.

Yeah.

Customer's going, come on.

Well, if it is from, I did very limited reading into it,

but I believe he has multiple, multiple Veyrons.

So, so I think it's.

Ancherons and.

Yeah.

And lots and lots of houses.

Yeah.

I bet he owns a house.

Oh, at least one.

Yeah.

It's got to have.

You know, he's renting.

He's renting, yeah.

I think he's renting and reading.

I think I've seen him down the road.

I bet he's mortgage free.

I make baby.

Don't know.

Well, perhaps not.

Yeah.

I bet he hasn't got like a, like a,

I bet his daily's like efficient.

I would like a GTD.

Yeah.

Something nice.

Yeah.

Something like a, like a, like a Cat C.

There's a white one on Facebook.

I can send that to him if you need that.

One thing I want to see is this in real life.

We probably never will, but because.

I think it'll be at a good word or it'll be something.

Monterey Car Week.

Are we going to that?

Where's that?

We've been before.

Why is that?

Well, where is that?

The reason I say it is because the.

I never seen before, um, actually TDC,

I'd never seen a Veyron or a Sharon in real life ever.

I've never seen photos.

And I always thought that the Veyron looked a little bit.

Didn't look the best in photos.

And a Sharon looked like a better version of it.

And I saw both in real life.

And, and how was I wrong?

Veyron's so special.

The Sharon's presence.

And I know it's a, I could,

wouldn't have been able to football.

I know there might be a Sharon on it going, ha, ha, ha, ha.

But.

Where's your, what color's your?

Yeah, literally.

But it does, it's something about it.

It doesn't have the same thing.

When you see a, a Veyron, it's, it's just a stop spinning for us.

Do you know what?

I, it's amazing.

Whenever I see a Veyron, I feel like when I feel,

when I see a, um, uh, like a land speed record car,

when it has this just huge wide presence that,

and it feels like you're looking at something that is either

like a spacecraft or like a aircraft when you,

like a fighter jet.

When you're like, I shouldn't be looking at this.

Yeah.

I shouldn't be near this.

That man's got a license.

Yeah.

Someone's, someone special makes this.

I would never forget.

For the first time I saw a Veyron,

it was so annoying because it was going the other way.

I was going like driving into London on the A4.

It was after, just after the M4.

And it just came herring part on the other side,

black and blue, like Veyron as hell.

And so I was so upset, but I was like,

but it was that like, what?

That was a Veyron.

Yeah.

I had never seen a Veyron.

The Veyron had been out for years

and I had never seen one on the road.

There's still even today,

I think there's so many supercars now that feel.

There are.

Because of like Instagram culture and that sort of thing.

It feels so accessible now, supercar stuff.

It's still a Veyron.

There's something like, if I see a Veyron at this point,

I'm like, I've seen a lot of Veyron stores just driving down the road

and it's like, you know, they're very cool.

I still like them.

But when you see a Veyron, it's just,

it still feels magical like you're a child.

But at the beginning of this year,

Bugatti released a load of the photos

from when they were testing the Veyrons in South Africa.

And they, no, annoyingly, it was before I was there,

but I never, my mates I talked about it for,

saw super sport testing.

So I really want to see if they ever released photos of that.

But the photos that they showed, look,

it's got the vent.

It's got the vent in the, in the wing that we saw.

Yeah.

But look at that.

This is literally, this is in the desert where I lived.

This was, these photos are from there.

How cool is that?

I mean, when you look at that as like a shape,

that looks like, that looks like the,

that, that channel we looked at earlier.

That's their version of Veyron.

We did this for Clay.

It's crazy, isn't it?

It was four by four mode.

When you see a photo like that,

I know it's not a finished car, but that, it doesn't,

it just looks like, and then you see it in real life.

And it's so much lower and wider than I ever imagined.

And it's just, it's also, the noise it makes,

it's not, it's not V12, it's not V8,

but it makes that like deep, like mechanical.

It's a, it's like seeing a rare animal in a game.

And you hear it coming, it's going.

It feels like, okay, this is going to kill me.

But it's not showy.

It's, the noise is like, it's like,

my noise is here purposely.

It's like 250.

There was a video I used to have saved

in my car playlist on YouTube.

That was, it was a really pixelated video

of a, of a Veyron doing a launch.

I think it was black as far, I might see if I can find it.

But I used to watch that over and over again.

Because the moment the Veyron came out,

it was like, Veyron does not 16, two and a half seconds.

Everything else was three and a half, four,

four and a half seconds, even in supercars.

And that was doing two and a half.

And there's a video of just, just flying away.

I just used to be stunned by it.

And then there's another video, not when it came out,

but sort of in the last 10, sort of 15 years

of one at, at Mac, Mac shit going past.

And it's doing two, two, and it's just great.

Cause it is fight.

It's an airplane noise.

It's and then it's amazing.

The only thing I will give the share on slash mistral thing

is that have you seen the video of Matty Romack

and Chris, everyone kind of exegg taking one for us

on the spin on our track?

We talked about this.

Did we?

About the turbos?

Wait, so it's the second turbos to kick it.

Okay, cool.

Oh, I bet.

Was that on this podcast?

Yeah, you were on the podcast.

What's on this podcast?

Well, it could have been when a guest was there,

cause then you wouldn't be on this podcast.

No, probably not.

No, I don't shut off those ones.

Yeah.

But yeah, no, that, that is the, the, the, the noise

of the intake by your head must be mental.

Hmm.

I want to drive one.

Drive one is, is end goal TDC.

Also on the road, I want to drive one,

but I think on the road, you'd be a little bit wasted.

Oh, so you're going to have to do some crime.

You'd be a bit wasted.

I'd be wasted.

Yeah.

But I've had like 12 drinks.

But I think you need a runway.

Yeah.

Or an auto bar or something like that.

You have to be able to open that up.

Yeah.

I want, I want to, to see it doing 200 miles an hour.

Do you know what?

I think I would be, as long as it was safe,

not in the middle of M25 traffic.

I'm 40 maybe.

But I think I'd take a driving ban to do some speed on the road to Veyron.

Well, but I think it's more than a ban you'd get for that.

No, I think, yeah, you go to prison.

Yeah.

You go to prison.

It's a, it's a stretch.

Yeah.

No, I wouldn't, I'm not saying 250.

I think that's like 200.

Like what, like even a 150.

Okay.

Just to, just to be able to say like,

got banged because I was doing speeds in a Veyron.

Kind of cool.

As long as it sounds like it's too far though,

like the power, I'm not believing you.

No.

No, you're, yeah.

It sounds like bollocks.

Did you film it?

Hold on.

Let me just make the rest of the story up.

What we got next?

TDC video incoming is trying to get banned in a Veyron.

Anyone who's up for it?

Mark McCann.

Mark McCann, he let us know.

Let us know.

Next up, Edwin has put in here,

rodeo drive.

What that, what this mean?

Do you know where rodeo drive is?

Ben, do you know where rodeo drive is?

Fancy road LA.

It's where the Traffard adder is.

It's actually parked up on the sign.

Yeah, you can go grab yourself one.

I've randomly got served a page of a man who posts like,

these are cars that I see around rodeo drive.

And what it was is this.

And here we go on the screen.

Now, can you tell me what car that is?

Will, this is just driving down rodeo boulevard.

That is a white Tester Rosa.

Now, do you know who's driving that white Tester Rosa?

It's Leonardo DiCaprio.

What?

Oh, because, because Wolf of Wall Street.

Now, the funny thing was, I think in,

I think he just calls it a Ferrari.

That he doesn't say it's a 512TR.

Because that is technically not a Tester Rosa.

It's a 512TR.

But not only that, it's got F512M wheels.

It does.

Which are not great.

They look a bit wacky.

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Embrace the character.

That's kind of cool.

It's quite cool because it's very famous at the intro of it.

He knows he was not much.

Rory was white, red.

Which is just kind of cool because I saw,

I can't remember what the other one I saw.

It was some other famous person.

That's what I was looking for.

In something not what you'd expect.

Something car guy.

It was a, I'm sorry.

Great story.

Not very helpful for our podcast.

But that's cool that the celebrities are going, you know,

because they don't want the may back.

That is the, it's the category of celebrity that we're doing the,

I have a Prius.

Yeah, exactly.

I am now a Prius.

I have a Toyota hybrid.

I'm not doing that.

But they do probably have a collection of cars at the back that does,

is quite fruity and a bit spicy.

Whereas that is a white tester, a white F1 2TR.

That's cool.

Do you know what's, Guzz Khan?

Yes.

He's like, he's, he's actually got a TV program.

I can't remember the life of me, what it is.

There's a TV program program,

program about cars he has now,

but I sent across a random clip of him on another podcast,

unrelated to cars.

And he was talking, he was talking about his career

and what he was doing earlier on in his life.

So unrelated to cars.

And he just dropped in.

He was like, you know, I was, I was 21 and I had an E39 M5.

Yo.

And the guy on the other, I can't even remember who it was.

The other guy on the podcast just unfazed by that.

But I was like, he just dropped the chassis code.

He just went E39 M5.

You know what?

He didn't just say, I had an M5.

Guzz Khan.

Can't you tell from the podcast, mate?

Pop around, mate.

No, we'll promote things.

We'll say that TV program.

Have you ever seen TV before?

He's on it.

He's watching it.

See, we'll talk about your 39 M5s with you.

Man, we can promote anything.

You ever met this guy?

Don't worry about it.

He's got a book out.

I don't have a book out.

Yeah, go read it.

Read this guy's book on television.

You can get it on Amazon or television.

Ending on a big one.

On a big one.

Something we've been talking about for the last however many months.

Forza Horizon 6.

It was already announced, but we officially got things to look at and talk about.

Obviously, we're a little bit behind from you guys,

but it was just revealed last night.

Everything has been announced and revealed for May 15th, 19th.

19th, they go.

Thank you, Ben.

We're in Japan as we knew we were.

Toyota, GR, GR, GR, GT, GR on the front of it.

Yeah.

Confirmed.

Am I cool?

And a Land Cruiser on the front.

That's the other thing, I think.

But there's some cool things in there.

I'm very excited because there's a beat.

It's confirmed.

I didn't know she spot that.

Yeah, he's amazing.

In the trailer, I was like a hawk.

He was like, we're going to Tokyo here,

and I was just sitting there going.

He's a die-hat-so-high-jet move.

Okay, that's fine.

That's as big as it is.

Beat!

So it's going to be the worst car in the game.

It's going to be slow.

I wonder what you've put in it.

A little engine.

Parliament, an NSX engine or something.

Wow, that'd be good.

I'd be very happy.

Because they showed that there was an MX-5 in there

that had like a massive V8 in it, but it actually had it.

I don't know if this is like a special car.

It is.

Something that's going to happen.

So they announced in it that there will be certain cars

like Need for Speed, most one to 2012,

where there's just cars parked up on the map

that you can turn up to and go,

this is cool.

Oh, okay.

And they've got custom mods.

Yeah.

So that makes sense.

It does look quite cool.

It does look like a kind of a return to Original Horizon stuff

where it was a bit more car-based.

They're saying you're starting out in slower stuff.

You're going to have to build up.

It's the wristband thing.

You start as a tourist, apparently.

Yeah.

And you got that on your app.

One thing I saw a lot of people talking about

is they were like,

we're embracing true Japanese toge culture.

And then it shows a 16-lane wide-looking mountain pass.

Meanwhile, in reality, it's the width of a car.

Yeah.

It's still a little bit Americanized.

They did show, almost ripped my headphones out.

They did show a few clips,

and they had some really tight twisty roads.

Yeah.

Like super tight, like switchbacks and all sorts of that.

That looks kind of how it feels in the game.

Yeah.

I don't know.

But the thing I'm interested to see or try

is it's a new engine,

which is why it's not coming to PlayStation,

like straight away, apparently.

So some of the physics looked a bit meh.

They looked a little bit arcadey to me,

but we will be seeing.

Shout out any crema that works at Playground Games.

We'll turn 10.

You know, hit us up.

If we could have a cream sticker in the game.

Oh, my God.

That would be incredible.

That would be amazing.

Or if we can play it early.

Yeah, if we can play it early.

For a video.

Maybe, yeah, sure.

A TDC car in the game.

NikiNonk.

NikiNonk goes to Japan.

Quite funny.

What have we got?

We've got the B.

You've got the ML63 in the game.

It would be bad quite quickly.

With a tow bar on it.

Fui.

Oh, with a trailer.

You should stick things on the trailer.

With a number plate, which you can't see at the moment,

but with a gross TDC on it.

Looking forward to that.

That is a game to look forward to this year.

Shall we bring it into a close?

I think that's actually stolen that outro from Smith and sniff.

It's actually what Richard Porter says.

Can't believe it.

But let's let's end it there.

We will.

We need we need more forums.

So gang, get get forming in the comments.

Ask better questions.

But ask questions at all.

Just ask.

Anything.

Throw a Caspirician there.

Yay.

But when you do that, we stop doing them

because a lot of it would just be people explaining things.

There was no actual conspiracy to it.

It was just, do you think this is this?

Yeah.

Yeah, fair.

Don't you think when you use tyres, they go bald?

Yeah.

Us?

Like, I'm not mental.

OK.

I think the tyre brand are doing that to sell more tyres.

Jason Statham's it.

Don't you think that my car kicks burning oil?

Does it?

No.

Just yours.

Ben.

Couldn't be me.

Must be in the wind.

Big oil trying to get them.

He's leaking onto my dipstick.

I get it.

No, it doesn't.

Right.

Well, thank you very much for listening to this episode of

Cars Roll Everything Around With Podcast.

We'll be back next week, as always.

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That's not correct.

OK.

Perfect.

No.

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