if those of you tuned in, he was doing really, really well
and then going to froze with this gormless mouth open expression
that we had to then look at for about half an hour.
So we decided just not to invite him in on this one.
Internet's just so unreliable.
I mean, I know it was me, what, six months ago, a year ago.
Then it was you a little bit.
And now it's Pat. And Pat lives in London.
So it's just crazy.
But anyway, good to see you, mate.
Yeah, about everyone.
Everyone, welcome back to the Drive Talk podcast,
powered by Michelin.
We're virtual again this week.
We are desperate to get a face-to-face.
I know we were together at Boxing Gas just a couple of weeks ago,
but our diaries at the moment are really silly.
And mine's silly, actually, because I've got a combination
of doing lots of work things,
but also just trying to have a few days off
with our other halves.
And I know that you're technically meant to be having
some time at home with Lou today.
So I won't keep you very long.
I mean, I have to look after my marriage because I'm married.
You're not quite married yet, but you will be soon.
And so you need to kind of do your forward planning.
Exactly. Yeah, that's it.
Well, then the thing that really upset me,
I'm starting to get these little triggers every now and again
that make me realise I'm getting old.
And one of them the other week was we were chatting with some friends
and they went, oh, it's your silver wedding this year, isn't it?
And I'm like, well, yeah, it's my 25th wedding anniversary,
but silver wedding just makes it sound really old.
Your parents have silver weddings.
I don't even know what that means, but yeah.
Is that 25 years?
25 years. Silver weddings 25 years.
I think golden weddings 50 years.
Then it goes platinum is 70.
I think I don't know.
The first year is like paper or something.
And then it kind of steps up through things that are worth a bit more.
But yeah, silver wedding for me this year, 25 years.
So that's, that's like super scary.
Yeah, yeah. Wow.
So, but anyway, anyway.
So this one, I hopefully all tuned in last episode
and we gave you some great examples of PCP deals
where we looked at budgets of 250, 500 and 750 pounds a month.
And we found, I think we found some absolute bangers,
some really good cars.
And I think, you know, hopefully you've recovered now
because you actually chose an electric car or two,
which was impressive.
One. You know, I, well, yeah.
Okay, one, but you agreed with my second one
and that was an electric car.
So this episode, we're going to,
now you've got to tell us what Lou said
when you were talking to her about the title of this podcast,
because we've done quite a few podcasts over the last year or so
about, or mentioning in them about horribly depreciating cars.
In fact, we did one just a couple of episodes ago
because they are eye watering, quite funny
unless you're the person who's bought that car.
And also at the moment, there's plenty of ammunition to go after, right?
There's lots of cars that hemorrhage money.
Yeah.
And people love, I think people, I think the problem is as well
and I think I'm not pointing the finger at anyone
because I'm just as guilty as anyone else.
But we do all love misery, don't we?
And I'm a bit of a cynical old man these days,
but anything that's a bit miserable,
whether it's depreciating cars or what,
it's always like, oh, how much have they lost
or how much has that car lost?
So anyway, so this time, sorry, Ben.
Yeah, no, no.
But it is, though, especially, I mean,
you've got to say the auto trader price tracker plug-in
that you can put on your Google Chrome browser
is just the best thing ever
because you can just see literally how,
because it is normally, for the vast majority of cars,
let's face it, all cars,
the second you roll them off the forecourt
are going to lose some money.
So it's a case of how much money they lose.
But in this episode, we thought we'd try and find
or talk about cars that depreciated the least.
Yep.
Over.
Over.
I mean, I know we're given 10 years,
but none of mine are exactly 10 years.
They're around.
I've flown a bit fast and loose with the brief,
if I'm honest.
That's unlike you, Ben.
I found this one quite hard, actually.
But yeah, so that's the subject for today.
But we do want to have a chat about a couple of things
before we get to that point, don't we?
Yes, we do.
Yeah, 100%.
Maybe let's talk about, as we're sponsored by Michelin,
should we talk about tyres?
And maybe the fact that you managed to get a lot of punches,
and I don't want to tempt fate here,
but you've had a lot of punches over the last couple of years,
but there's a good reason for that.
Well, yeah.
I mean, I had that back when I worked with Hendy.
I had that Astra electric.
I had three punches in two weeks.
Yeah.
So two things, and this is me racing driver excuses.
We obviously built the garage that I'm sat in now
about a year ago,
and whenever you've got a building works or trades around,
no matter how careful the builders are,
you will find that nails and screws and stuff get dropped
and we've got shingly gravel outside.
So the nails and screws kind of instantly disappear
into the gravel.
And then Tracy has been working on a project of Goodwood
for the last year,
which has basically been a building site.
And then also actually,
when she's working around revival
or around festival of speed or members meetings,
she's often on site and they're building sites
and there's nails and stuff.
So we do get a disproportionate amount of punctures.
But yes, I have had a puncture on the little mini
very annoyingly.
I've had it for about five weeks maybe,
a real slow one.
So I've been having to kind of top up the pressure
every two or three days
because I just haven't been asked
or haven't had the time to go and get it sorted.
But I eventually did go and get it sorted.
But it kind of made us think,
why don't we have a chat about punctures and puncture repair?
Because I don't know about you,
but I'll on forums and Facebook groups
and sometimes I'll get DM questions about punctures.
And the most the normal one is someone will bitch and moan
because they saw a picture of a photograph of a tire
and they'll be like a screw or a nail.
And it'll be in like the sidewall
and they'll moan that they had to buy a new tire.
And so we thought we'd chat about tires
and the repair of those tires
from a kind of Michelin standpoint really
because I think a lot of people
will probably find it quite surprising.
Definitely.
Yeah, I know I was when I first heard the official line
from James about the fact that
essentially they encourage us,
not just us, you and I,
they encourage their customers to repair punctures,
repair the tire as opposed to going out and buying a new tire.
There's lots of do's and don'ts around that,
but the bottom line is they're encouraging that.
And I love that sort of black and white brands,
the world, we all love this sustainability label
and everyone pretends to be saving the planet in most cases,
but there's nothing more real
than something like preserving a tire
that is still good and has lots of life in it
and fixing it and using it
rather than just replacing the entire thing.
Exactly.
I think I came across it last year
because I had a puncture in the Boxster
and it was only about two weeks
before I was due to go on a drive tour to Spain
and the car had gone into Porsche, Portsmouth,
for its MOT and I just wanted them to give the car a check over
and they rang me and said,
do you've got a puncture in your rear tire?
We're going to have to replace the tire.
And I said, well, where's the puncture?
And they said, did you, right in the middle of the tire?
I said, well, repair it.
No, no, no, you can't.
It's a performance car.
You've got to replace the tire
and they failed the MOT.
It was an advisory on the MOT
and they said, you need to replace the tire
and I rang up James and I kind of said,
look, can I get a new tire?
Or actually it was going to get two tires
because you generally should,
unless it's quite a new tire,
you want to replace them in pairs.
And this is like halfway through its life,
probably five mil worth of tread,
maybe a bit less.
And James said, well, repair the tire.
And I said, well, okay,
but it's a performance car
and also on the drive tour I'm going to be going on,
we've got a track day.
A half a day on track,
but surely I should get a new tire for that.
And again, the reply was,
as long as it's a professionally done repair
to the right standards,
repair is as good as a new tire.
And I took the tire,
I got Porsche to leave it.
It was a nail in the tread pattern
and they hadn't removed it.
And I took it to my local tire center
and actually in that case,
when they took the nail out,
it was a screw head.
When they took the screw head out,
it wasn't actually deep enough
to go through the tread block into the tire.
So it wasn't causing the tire to deflate.
It was just the head of a screw in the tread box
who didn't actually need fixing anyway.
But I just found it really interesting
that you would assume
and a lot of people out there probably do assume
that if you get a puncture,
maybe in the more high performance car market
that you have to replace the tire
and that isn't the case.
Unless the puncture site
is within a certain distance
of the edge of the tire.
So it's generally, if it's in the middle,
I can't remember I should have done some research
how far away from the edge of the tire it has to be.
But if it's too close to the sidewall
or if it's damaging the sidewall,
that is not repairable
and you will need to have a new tire.
And also if you've driven on the tire
with it completely flat,
oh yes, you destroy the carcass
and all that stuff.
Yeah, because when you take it out,
I remember being at Michelle Diva
where I used to take my tires
and I'd had a puncture
and it was Tracy who had had the puncture
and she'd driven a little bit
and then when we took the tire off
it was just full of black dust,
little balls,
and that was the sidewall of the tire
that it just basically,
on the inside it was like,
oh no, that's a shock.
So I had that on the Mini last week
and it was just a screw,
right in the middle of the tire,
right in the middle of a tread block as well.
And it was a fix on our way
and that was all good.
It's a bit like the minimum tread depth thing as well.
Again, the line from Michelin on minimum tread depth.
And this is way back
my first ever press event.
It was like eight, nine years ago.
I went and did a thing at the big Michelin,
to do the big test facility that Michelin have in France.
And that was all about running tires
down to the legal tread depth limit of 1.6 mil.
When lots of tire resellers
and manufacturers will say
that you have to change the tires at 3 mil,
and Michelin's argument is for a premium tire,
for their tires they are designed
to operate within spec down to 1.6 mil
in both dry and wet weather conditions.
And just that extra 1.4 mil
is a good, I don't know,
a couple of thousand miles worth of driving probably.
Yeah.
As long as you've got your tires,
all your wheels properly aligned
and all of that kind of stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah, and again, that's another real case scenario
back on white of being more sustainable
using that tire for longer.
But like you said, putting it into practice
it's like when I went out to Sweden
a couple of years ago with Michelin
and they were talking about, you know,
the fact that they're really focusing on that.
They continue to focus on that.
Talking to our good friend, Jonathan Benson,
that does loads of tire testing
and he, you know, he's always banged on at me
about how much Michelin test their worn tires.
Like they test, you know, worn tires all the time
just alongside the new version of the tire
because they want to make sure that
especially something like that,
like a cross climate tire or winter tire,
you know, once they wear down in your head
you're like, well, they're going to become useless.
But even with that sort of tire,
they make sure that when they're down towards their 1.6 mil,
they're still performing at like 80, 90%.
But then, yeah, I guess that the problem is
and that we all face is you take it into a main dealer
or even a tire dealer,
they make money from selling tires, don't they?
So then you've got that conflict of interest
where they want to sell your tires.
Of course they do.
And the line's always been, oh, well,
it's under three and a half mil or four mil,
you should consider changing your tires.
So it's always, but I think making people aware
that actually your Michelin tires are good
until, you know, until two mil.
I don't suggest going down to 1.6,
because at 1.6 you then go down to 1.5
and suddenly your tires are in the law,
they're illegal.
So there's, you know, but it's interesting.
But when you see, I mean, that trip I went on,
we did wet weather and dry weather tests
with a worn premium tire, a Michelin,
and a brand new budget tire,
and the worn premium tire outperformed
a brand new budget tire in wet and dry weather braking.
And I remember the most scary one,
we did wet weather brake test with a worn budget tire
so there was like the car came up,
it was only doing like 30, 40 miles an hour,
came up to a line to start braking
and the braking zone was wet
and this car just went off the end.
It didn't stop at all.
It was super scary.
You think, wow.
Because I'll see on forums from, you know,
when I had the puncture done,
there was a car in there
and it was a nice Audi A5,
looked like a nice spec one.
It was a few years old.
It was maybe four or five year old car
but it was a two liter diesel A5 rather
and it had, I can't even remember the name of the tires
like Ying Yang Wing Wongs or something.
They were just,
looked like they've bought them out of a cracker.
They were just awful.
And it just like,
what in the world possesses someone,
you're only connected to the road
by four bits of rubber
and that contact patch is probably the size of a credit card
and that's it.
So, you know, a tall guy,
but it's only the wife driving that car.
It doesn't matter.
She's not driving hard.
She's probably got kids in the back
taking them to school.
By decent size people.
Anyway, all the big mentality with that is
a lot of the time it's a Range Rover
or something like a used X5,
a really used X5,
but maybe that Audi A5 was Quattro.
So in their head they're like,
well, I've got Quattro all wheel drive
so I don't need good tyres.
It's like giving a really good football player
and a muddy pitch set of ballerina shoes.
Like that really good football player
can't play football in the mud with ballerina shoes on.
Even though they're very talented.
Do you know what I mean?
It's just mad.
I mean, I sent you the photograph.
I was at a car meet last week
and someone turned up in a Corvette.
On Slicks.
Cup two's all round
and you could not see the tread pattern on them.
Yeah.
And you just look at them and you go,
what are you thinking?
For a start it's three points per tyre
if you get stopped and they're illegal.
Three points.
So that's instantly he's lost his licence
if you got stopped on the way home.
If there's a, I don't know,
a little bit of rain on the way home
or hits a bit of low traction surface
you're absolutely stuck.
I don't understand the mentality of some people.
No.
Anyway, enough preaching,
but my puncture's fixed
so I don't have to keep topping me air up
every couple of days.
Great.
Because Trace is using the Mini a lot of the moment.
So in the morning I'm like,
I'll need to go and put some more air in the tyre.
I'll get it fixed this week,
I promise, but it's sorted.
Okay.
If only you could over the air update
the tyre pressure on your car.
Here we go.
You're Segway Man.
Oh my God.
Hashtag Segway Club.
What is it?
Crayon Crew.
No, Crayon Crew.
Segway Crew.
Yeah, yeah.
Woo.
So the reason for that Segway
is a thing we've spotted in the press.
I don't know, where did we see it?
I don't know where it was.
I didn't.
Did you find it?
No, I didn't.
So apparently,
and I just, I mean, I know BMW had a bit in the press.
Was it 12 months, 18 months ago,
where they were starting to,
it was a heated seats or something out of paper.
Yeah, four or five years ago.
Yeah, yeah.
So VW,
with their new ID3 Pro,
which is kind of like their hot hatch
electric little Mini thing,
are unlocking
an extra 27 BHP
in performance on the car
through a paywall.
Yeah.
So if you want another 27 horsepower
on your car,
you've got to pay £16.50 a month,
and they will unlock that through a paywall.
Wow.
And I wondered what your thoughts were on that one.
I mean, I guess that's,
it just shows, doesn't it,
these electric cars.
Well, we already know,
like you said, BMW have done it.
A lot of modern cars,
electric or combustion engine or hybrids or whatever,
as we know, they're stuff full of electronics.
Yeah.
And to cut costs,
a lot of these manufacturers these days
with like, let's use heated seats,
because you said that earlier on.
A lot of these cars have already got the elements
and everything,
all the infrastructure for those heated seats in the car,
but all they're missing is like the button
or not even a button because it's touchscreen,
all they're missing is the software
to allow you to turn the seats on.
So then, of course, with electric cars,
well, you're then just extending that technology
or that know-how into,
oh, what if the motor's able to give you some more power,
which in a lot of cases they are, right?
Because there will be a motor that's shared
across the Volkswagen platform
and in the bigger ID7,
it might be producing $500 per hour, $300.
So it doesn't surprise me.
I think it's very cheeky,
but I don't know.
On one hand, if it means that the entry-level car
is cheaper for the average punter
that just wants to buy it and use it as a daily
and it makes that car a bit cheaper, then great.
And then if it's a youngster that's coming in,
but if you or I were born today
and we could only buy an electric car today,
we were 17, 18-year-old today
and we were about to go out and buy an ID3
and there was only electric cars available,
so even I had to go and buy an electric car.
The thought of all having an extra new 30 horsepower
for a bit, that would have excited me
because it would be the same as you and I
in our time, like, you know, doing a little tune
or putting an exhaust in your car or something.
So it doesn't surprise me.
Do we know prices or what they wanted to charge that?
It was $16.50 a month.
$16.50? Yeah.
I mean, it's not that different.
Tesla have been doing this for years, right?
So Teslas, they're all built
with all the functionality, autopilot
and all those cool things in there
and then you can just have them activated over the air
so you can pay Tesla and they'll activate
that feature over the air.
And in a way, you touch on a point
and it goes back to, I mean, I did, by degree,
a very, very long time ago, back in the days,
you know, before the internet and student loans,
but when I did a degree in manufacturing
and we actually did a case study on Ford at the time
and it was when the Ford range, this is going to date it,
when they were like L, GL, GLS, gear, right?
They were different, you remember those?
Yeah, yeah.
And we worked out that if Ford made every,
it was an escort, I think we did it on,
made every Ford escort at gear trim,
so the highest spec trim,
but every single car was the same
because the manufacturing process would be standardised
because it's the customisation of every different car
that costs the money,
that they would make the cars a cheaper per unit rate
and they would be able to sell them cheaper than the L trim.
Wow.
Because the cost of manufacturing would go down.
So I kind of get it, I would assume,
and let's say the thing about the motor,
if you just use one motor,
you only have to strike a deal with one motor,
one motor for the supply chain, it goes in every car,
and then you just activate its power capabilities in software
and software, once it's written, is free.
So I kind of get it completely.
The bigger question though is,
if that's a trend that we start to see,
what does that mean for tuning?
And I know this is an electric car thing,
and I know some people aren't interested in modifying
and tuning at all, but we are,
and we've done lots of stuff over the past
with various cars where you have a Stage 1
or a Stage 2 tune,
or you go to someone like a Motec
or a Mulgaari Mini, or whoever that might be,
and you get them to, or Litchfield,
there's loads of companies that do it,
and they increase the performance of the car.
The challenge with EVs,
I can see everything's just going to be locked down
behind a software firewall
that you can't change because it's proprietary software
and it will be encrypted,
and the only way you're going to get performance updates
is by things like this.
And I can almost see spring forward
10, 15 years, 20 years
when the kids of today are buying their first car
that they won't be able to do the things we've done
because the only way you'll be able to do it
is go to a brand and pay money for it.
Yeah, and another...
It is depressing, although I really hope
and believe that in 10 or 15 years,
we will be back building combustion engine cars.
That's what I hope for the next generation,
but that's just my own thoughts.
But the other question is
if you're upgrading your car
and extra 30 horsepower,
then surely your insurance needs to know that.
Like what happens there?
Do you bring up the insurance?
Next month I'm adding 27 horsepower to my car.
Can you imagine?
But then not the month after that?
Yeah, September 27,
then through the winter months
I don't need that extra 27 horsepower,
so I'm not going to subscribe.
Can I have a quote on that?
I mean, it's just mad.
That's going to cause a lot of...
It is, but you're right.
If you change the car
and my advice to people
working with an insurance company as I do,
it's super simple advice.
You do anything to your car,
anything, tell your insurance company.
The least they can do is go,
we didn't need to know that,
but you're not telling them
and then you're having an incident
and then going, hold on a minute,
lots of just have just looked at your car
and you've just upgraded
to the extra 27 horsepower
on VW, your car's not insurance.
Yeah.
Let us know in the comments below
what you think of that
because I know the subscription service
in general is a hated thing,
but there are two sides to it.
Like I said, if it means that the base car
is the majority of people,
then that's kind of a positive thing
and it's a...
It's a weird thing.
It's no different to buying some more cloud storage
for your iPhone, is it really?
No, no. Exactly.
Maybe that's stretching the analogy a little bit,
but you know what I'm going to do.
About the same price these days.
Yeah, exactly.
But if your car hasn't lost money
then you're not so worried about
spending that money.
So it's by a car
that's going to depreciate the least.
I need a big sign.
Segway, man.
Segway.
I'm basically what it is
I'm trying to get a sponsorship by Segway.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Channel partner.
Yeah, exactly.
So we thought we'd chat about
least depreciating cars.
I don't know where to start with this.
Well-known examples of
low-run cars.
Normally at the high end
of...
Examples for me would be from Porsche.
Something like a 911 ST.
We all know
if you're lucky enough to get a build slot for one of them
they're going to go up in value
by a truckload. You'll sell them for above list
for, I don't know, 12 months or so.
Yeah.
So we kind of know about those or heard about them.
But
don't you predict when they're going to happen
or are there examples of more normal cars
where they just hold their money well
and I'd love to know why it is
that they do that.
Yeah. And on average
according to AI
a four...
Oh, you've not asked chat GPT this, have you?
Well, I just put it in Google.
You know when you search and then it just comes up with an AI answer
but a four-year-old car in the UK
on average loses between
40 and 60% of its value.
A three-year-old car
is just under 50.
So let's just say in three years
a typical car
in the UK
would lose about 50% of its value.
Yeah.
Unless it's...
Yeah, there are obviously there's some...
The examples that we're going to look at today
which hopefully don't lose that much
and then there's examples
like the majority of electric cars out there
that do lose more money
but what...
Yeah, who's going to start with this one then, Ped?
Well, I'm going to share
this report
with you.
And then we can kind of chat about it
and I've looked at... So one of the things I found with this
is
when you're looking at
trying to find a used car
let's say two, three, four, five years old
is understanding what that car was
new in terms of price.
It's quite tricky because you kind of
can go and have a look but if you go on a
configurator then the price you're going to get
is today's price, not the price it was three years ago
so it is a bit tricky.
You can Google it. Again, if you Google it
it will give you... That's what I've done with all mine.
You can just Google how much was this car
in whatever and then it'll say in this...
Yeah.
Have you put something in? Oh, here we go.
No, I've just put it in that. So this is a report
from a finance company
about the 10...
Oh wait, but this gives away all the answers.
No, but we don't have to...
I know, we're not going to say
that's just there for your reference.
We don't have to share it with our listeners
just yet.
So
based on that, I'm going to go first
I am going to go
with
a car
that I have driven.
I went out to the launch
in Morocco for it
last year.
It's a brilliant car.
And that is the new
Toyota Land Cruiser.
Oh.
Okay.
And
let me just put these two in here.
Now, there's a couple of reasons
why I think this car
depreciates the least.
And I know we said three, four or five years
and they've only seen out in a year.
No, we didn't. We said ten years.
It's a ten years.
All mine are basically ten years old.
That's fine.
We're flying fast and loose with the brief here.
That's what I do all the time, right?
All right.
I found this one really hard.
Only because
when we were discussing this, I said
let's work with some newer cars
and then the general conversation was
no, let's go ten year old.
Let's use this
as an example
of one of the
factors that leads the cars holding their money.
Yep.
Right?
So I put two links in
that we can kind of share as we chat in a way.
One is Auto Trader, looking at
cars for sale,
new ones that are
relatively new.
And the other one is the Toyota Configurator.
Okay.
Because if you want to build a Land Cruiser
I...
So I put one together
and I'll reset
the
Configurator and the link I've sent you.
No, I've got it to like about
$78,000.
For
what was the spec in...
It was the...
There's not a great deal to...
You can choose the engine obviously
but the wheels and colour
and stuff.
But if you look on Auto Trader
then
it's kind of like 90 grand,
85 to 90 grand.
A lot of them...
If you know on the price tracker
there's quite a few of them have gone up in price.
Yep.
And the reason for that,
one they're a really good car
but two they
were only bought to the UK
in really small numbers.
I think it was something ridiculous like
a Toyota dealer only got
two allocated to it.
They're rare and that means
the initial depreciation.
So we can cover this off
in terms of it's the same I guess
for something like a Porsche product
or one of the Ferraris or something
where you have to buy a number of cars
to get a build slot.
And the GR Yaris to some extent is the same
because the supply is so minimal
the prices hold.
The new Range Rover was the same.
I know we joked about Tom Howard having a Range Rover
but when he got that
10s of thousands of pounds more
just to sell it on.
Because that initial first 12 months
when
cars are scarce to get hold of
there are people out there with money
who just want the latest shiny thing.
So the least
so this is me justifying
my choice by the way
in that first year to two years
if you've got a car that has
really good reviews like the New Land Cruiser
because it's a brilliant bit of kit
isn't available in big numbers
and everybody wants one
supply and demand will mean
that basically they hold their money
or they go up in value
and that's where you start to get this
and I've still never got my head around someone
who would pay over list for a car
but people do.
Yeah I mean
that's an interesting car
something I don't even really think about
because you just don't see them out and about
because they're so like you said low numbers
and they obviously
like you said clearly hold their value
have gone up in value but I think
advising someone
I mean this particular example is good
but I think
if you're working off
that as a new model
it does like look at M3 Touring
the first few months that was out
people were asking massive overs
and then the market was flooded
and they all just disappeared
and looking on here
that links nicely into what you said
so you could if you were in that kind of
space and you did pay overs and then
the market crashed because they suddenly bought loads in
you're in a big world of hurts right?
Yeah and I think even looking at some of these examples
on here like there's a 25 plate one
that's been up and it's already dropped
11% since
the Midlands
April so they originally advertised it
and that to me looks like and it's only done 800 miles
so it looks to me like someone's bought that
speculated though I'm going to flip it
for a little bit of extra money
and they're still stuck with it
so I think it's
it's always a risk but either way
I think any of these would sell
you know you could sell them at least
every day of the week if you're saying
they're nicely built ones 80 grand or something
yeah
now it's an interesting car and it's one that
like I said I know nothing about
but you've driven and
I do appreciate and respect
Landcruise it's always been such a legendary
battle
bus
it is but it's funny it's not
it is outside of the
so if you go to well obviously
you're part of half Australia you go to Australia
they're like the mythical status over there
and the same if you go to the Middle East
it's the same over there but it's just
a car that's never really
it's not that we don't get them over here
they just not got the same
the same kudos over here I don't think
Yes, yeah
or in Dubai or something like that
in the Middle East
nice
so you read the
brief properly then
yeah
well I looked
at it as 10 years
what cars
and I guess this is what
we've done it with a few
of our challenges we both read the brief
slightly in different ways and there's nothing wrong
with that because people watching might read it
in a completely different way again
but so I've picked out examples
of cars that
that clearly
haven't appreciated
massively or in some cases have
appreciated a bit
in a 10 or so years
ignoring like you have
the obvious ones like we all know
if you buy like a Porsche GT3 or an
SC or not a GT4 RS
then
then you're going to be fairly safe
but the first one
is actually a car
I'm going to give you a clue
it's a reasonably priced car
it was when it was new and it's actually a car
that I think Tim, Shmi still owns
reasonably priced car
and I mean focus
heritage focus
yeah
so when they were new
the heritage focus was 39,500
pounds basically
it came as it was there was no options
they were all orange
I can't remember how many they made
but
and of course everything Ped and I are
showing today are like speculating prices
they're not, these cars aren't sold
that's what they're advertised for
but I mean this one is an extremely low mileage one
77 grand
and it's 7 years old
yeah and there's a high mileage one
on there for about 68 grand
so they're all trading between
65 and 80 grand
I remember Tim saying that people are selling
them for 65 grand
you know
no worries so if you look at that
I mean that's
what's that 30, 40, 50, 60, 7
so that's 40
that's gained
if it's sold for that
nearly 40,000 pounds
and it's a Ford Focus
so talk about a safe place to put your money
and even if you
used your Ford Focus heritage
RS heritage edition
you would still be
20 grand, 25 grand
in the plus if you used it as a daily
wow
with like 30,000 miles on it so
I mean that's an interesting car because
number one it's a Ford Focus
and no offense to anyone that's called Ford Focus
brilliant cars but it's not like
you don't think all Ford Focus
that's going to hold value
but an RS heritage
edition or any of the RS
is like the Mark II is holding value
what made those particularly special
were they just do they have like a plaque on them
somewhere in a number or were they different
like suspension
or I can't remember
I think the wheels are
special like they're lightweight
and I think there's some tweaks with the suspension
and probably a plaque but
off memory it wasn't like
they weren't like touring cars
that were registered for the road
it was very very similar to a regular
RS which was still a great car
but it wasn't
and I remember
at the time because I think the base
the normal RS was 30 grand
and these were for 39 and a half
and everyone was like what like 40 grand
for an RS
but yeah seven years on
and they were almost doubled in
value so
that's my interpretation
and first example of
a car that's held value well
well okay
well okay my next
one
I'll come back from my
poor position because I just
thought on the fly
and this is a car
that I actually drove
just last week
ah
I can't keep up with what you drive okay
do I know?
do I know?
you'll love it I promise you
okay let me just put it in the message
so I'm going to the same recipe
a normal car
that holds its money in fact these have gone
up in money in a big way
in the link
oh yes
yes
right?
so
mark 7
Golf GTI Club Sport X
look at that
yes I was very jealous
that tempts me
2,000 miles on the clock
yeah 50,000 pounds
and I've just had a quick look
they were 35 grand new
they're 2016 this car I think
and I remember at the time
people were like what 35 grand
for a Golf are you mad
35 grand now look
and my mate's one was in was red
it's only got 9,000 miles on the clock
and it was magnificent
yeah I bet
oh that is
I mean they are
but they're 310 horsepower
yeah
rear seat delete they only weigh
1250 kilos
just a wonderful thing
but they've gone up like
that's held its money
but they were
there was only ever 400 of them
okay
yeah
but what I didn't realise until someone
the wonders of YouTube so that held
the Nordschleife lap record
for a front wheel drive production car
until it was
that title was taken away
from it by a Civic Type R
but it was our mate
Benny Lightning
that drove it to set that record
oh brilliant okay
that makes sense
that is a timeless
beautiful because I think
that's obviously Mark's
Mark 7.1
Mark 7 right
not the 7.5
it's a beautiful car
it's prettier than the 8 and the 8.5
yeah I mean the
the infotainment system is shocking
I mean it's even worse than the
it's all monochromatic and rubbish
and it's on
well they came with cut 2's
they did yeah
I think it's this ones are 4S's
yeah, lovely
that's lovely
so that's appreciated
15 so you could
so I'm guessing a leggy one
well your mate's one's still low-mild
but I'm guessing one with 30-40,000 miles
it's probably worth about book value
today
sorry worth what it was
and the other thing
is they only
ever bought 150 to the UK
right hand drive
so their
their money's only going to go one way
yep
but actually
when you think about it that it's very similar
recipe to that heritage
focus you just pulled out
yeah no very similar
yeah there's oh I'll say I've just found
another one oh my god you got me looking
this could be really dangerous
same spec as the one you've just shown us
but it's got 30,000 miles
and it's 35 grand so there you go
that's exactly what I just
so that's lost no money
lost no money and it's done
you know reasonable
miles each year
5000 miles a year or something
oh jeez that's nice
oh my goodness
what a special car
yeah
wow
okay
yeah it is
yeah well that's
that's lovely that is really nice
very nice
okay so where do I go from there
let me just bring
I've got so many windows and screens open
it's unbelievable
so my next one
is
well unfortunately
I've had to go up
I struggled to find many more
in the lower price point so
my next one
was actually on that list that you
showed us earlier on
but obviously no one else has seen that
we'll talk through what
the cars are on it in a minute
yeah so my next one
is a car that I really don't like
and I think
99% of its owners
are absolute bell ends
I'm going to guess
I'm going to guess
is it a Lamborghini
Eurythra
yep it's a Lamborghini Anus
but I know these things
hold their money like you wouldn't believe
this is the cheapest one
on AutoTrader
it's hundreds of them
70,000 miles
70,000 miles
so that gives you an idea
of the sort of person that owned it
it waxes himself off a lot by the looks of it
it's just
it's quite a nice colour
I don't know what it is in Lamborghini turns
but it's like a tanzanite blue
it's probably got
and I don't know how many owners
but it's probably got 50,000 owners
and it's the cheapest one
£135,000
and
Fedd guess what they were
when they were brand new
in 2018
when that was a brand new car
probably less than that
it was £135,000
£135,000
no way
so it's
seven and a half years old
it's on 70,000 miles
probably ragged to an inch of its life
and it's lost no money
oh it's got red interior
oh my goodness
oh my
oh my god it's got red steering wheel
oh my
oh my god
that is hideous
I'm going to send that to worst spec or whatever it is on Instagram
that's the worst thing
what's that thing hanging from the rear view mirror look
is it like a sword or something
I don't know
wow
that sums up a euros owner
that is
after they spec that
oh nailed
it's got TV in the back
that is just
dreadful
and that
how is that
£135,000
you'd be out of your mind if you bought that
I mean
I'd rather burn
I'd rather go outside and make a bonfire of £50 notes
than buy that thing
that's just horrible
one day
one day I want to see you turn up to call me
in a Lamborghini
look at that steering wheel
actually makes me
feel sick
that is just
that is horrible
but I had heard
from a few people that uruses are just
they just hold their money like nothing else
yeah
so
instead of buying that for £135,000
if you really want something like
go and buy an RSQ8
because one of that age
would be like probably
a third that money
or spend £135,000
and get a brand new RSQ8 performance
I'm sure you would almost get one
for that
you would be mad
I mean
oh so yeah
well I know this is all about
this is annoyingly about
telling people about cars that haven't
and this one or uruses
clearly haven't because the whole market
this is the bottom of the market
this horrible
shows how many people don't have any taste
whatsoever
oh wow
that is horrible
that's the worst way
ladies and gentlemen
that is the worst way to spend £135,000
wow
okay I hadn't seen the interior until
it was just then that's just horrible
moving on
right
so my one, my last one
I'm going to get a similar reaction to you
I'm sure
so
this car is actually
on that list I shared with you as well
okay now
it's a car that
has
in the very twilight of
its years
suddenly gained like a
cult status
and what that means is
even plain ones that haven't
been tampered with
are still worth good money
but those that have had some work done on them
can be worth ridiculous money
ladies and gentlemen
let me share with you
a Land Rover Defender 90
oh my goodness
for £200,000
what
Defender works
oh my god
it's gone up
they put it up for £20,000
they went ah no it's not selling at
£180,000
it's gone up
now it's by the Chelsea Truck Company
and so and there are loads
and loads if you go onto AutoTrader
there are loads
and just look at like Defender 90s
and I'm talking about
not the new Porterloo shape
the previous one
you know if I just
if I click on this and just share
this is the
I just did a search on AutoTrader
for Defenders
and did high to low
if you have a look at that
I still can't get over
I love a Defender
there's a really cool
there's like an overfinch
one which is the pick up version
a little 90 wheel base
short wheel base pick up
£125,000
and even ones that
if you go down there's a lot of
new, there's a lovely heritage one
here at £90,000
even those
they're still pulling
£80,000,000
there's a twisted one here and I know all of these ones are from
companies that have tweaked them
they're really nicely done inside
that's £90,000
this is a Defender
that was probably 30 or 40 grand
when it was new and nobody liked them
because they drive like shit
they're so
so compromised as a road car
and they put
bucket seats in it
I mean it's just
I mean it's from the Chelsea
bloody what's it called
company
I mean look at it
I can't stop looking at that one
but then there's also the
have you seen the urban one as well
the second
the second most expensive
there's an urban convertible
oh yeah
what is that
they didn't do a convertible
oh my god
it's a converted
I mean I thought the worst car in the world
was the
what's it not the Velar convertible
which one is it
the Evoke convertible
I thought that was the worst car in the world
but actually this one
and this is £170,000
as well
£170,000
do they show a picture
with the roof up because it's going to look like
a silver cross pram with a roof up surely
when that
look at the interior
what were they thinking
but that would appeal to some
footballer's wife
or footballer's husband
sorry I've got to be 20-25
that is
that's
yeah that's special
I mean there's
so
buy an old Defender
if you brought an old Defender
and then had it fitted out for
£25,000 it's suddenly
I mean that's such a speculate
but I love the fact that it was
£180,000 and they put it up
£20,000
in a way though
I don't think it's that dissimilar to what's happened
to air-cooled Porsches
there's all of these back-day and RestoMod
companies that are doing them
so what that means is it trickles down
the price of one
that you would buy as a donor car
to then do a RestoMod
all those prices go up and what you look at
with the Defender market
and you know
there was such a fan base for the old
one their values
didn't just hold
they went up and even
buying not a great one
they're a lot of money
and like you said they don't even be wrong
I'm the biggest Defender fan in the world
I think a short wheelbase original Defender
is one of the coolest looking cars out there
but they're awful to drive
I mean if you put
I do some stuff
and they do
like shooting boxes and stuff
and they do beautiful trimming
and they put LS3 engines in the front
and they're mega mega mega things
they cost a lot of money
so I get it
but it's a lot of money
so while before
because I know you've got two
I thought
I've still got my final one
oh you haven't done it oh no sorry
I'm still in shock from your Lamborghini
Anus
well so this one
I don't know
it's a bit
early on you mentioned the ST
and we're like well that's a bit unrealistic
it's a bit expensive
I mean this is just another
this is a completely different level
really again
oh yeah
because I was looking at buying one of them last week
a Bugatti Chiron
well
you've got to hear me out here
hear me out
if you're lucky enough to be on the list
to get one when they were new 7-8 years ago
I mean this one's again
for 8 years old
so I'm guessing that's probably one of the
earlier ones, beautiful spec
I mean it's lovely
I'll describe it as sharp blue at the front
and black at the back
anyway they listed
at 2.4 million
and
there's not many Chiron's to say on the line
but this is one of the cheaper ones
I found and it's 2.8 million
so once you add spec
it's probably held value
in those 8 years
but there's probably
I'm not a money
or finance advisor
I think there's probably better things that you could have put your 3 million
pounds into
but crypto
but if you did buy
Chiron
you haven't really lost much money
it would have cost you about a million pounds
to service it during that time
well I was going to say
there's a servicing cost thing going on there
wow
but
as we know
that was a bit of a
tongue in cheek car
because a lot of actual level
in a way though
kind of conversation around that
top end super car market
where
I'm sure a lot of them are
speculators buying the cars
not car fans
I mean this car has done 2,200 miles since 2017
that's just
crime basically
they are expensive to
keep on the road
servicing and a servicer
that's probably 35 grand
but they do
tend to hold their money
and I think they're like a dick
it's a bit like that Carrera GT
that was at box and gas
they kind of dicked a bit and nobody wanted them
and then suddenly they become
the next big thing and everyone wants one
and their prices go
absolutely delali
but yeah
interesting
what is it on them
just checking to make sure you've
it wasn't on the brief
make sure it's got cut 2's on it
what's the rating for
I know it's N rating for
Porsche I wonder what the
what the designator is for
for Bugatti
it's probably just a pound sign
wow
there is a rating on that
it's hard to see
James is probably listening
or watching this going telling us what it is
shouting down the phone
as we know
they are very specific tyres for that car
what would it do
350 miles now
I think it's
limited by the tyres
madness
wow
good choice
by a hypercar
or a dog dick red interior
Eurus
a good job we filmed this podcast
before I've had my lunch
bad
really bad
let's briefly
I'm not going to spend lots of time on them
but the 10
slowest depreciating cars
so far in
2025
firstly a Mercedes Benz GLE
coupe that's because only two people bought
one because it's ugly
Porsche McCann
oh yeah baby
especially if it's part of the crayon crew
yeah
Dacia Duster
now that I was going to pull up
I did have a Dacia Duster as a possible car
you think people would think
I'm going to buy a Dacia and just lose a truckload of money
and that's just not the case at all
they're well built they're well priced
and they've got a big following
so yeah at three years and 36,000 miles
you'll have lost
just 36%
of the car's value
amazing
Land Cruiser we've done that
Bentley Flying Spur
oh yeah obviously there's you know
9-11
that's probably a fairly obvious one
they hold their money as well as most
especially the
I mean I just still boggles me
how much you have to spend for
a 5 year old 9-11 having just done the search recently
G-Class Mercedes
that can join your
Eurus for the taste
awards
Defender we talked about that
718 Cayman
we could have talked about like GT4s
and
the 718
Boxter and Spider
having just bought a Spider
for probably about the same amount of money
that it was originally bought for
yep yep
which is depressing
although this article
is saying that a GT4 RS
that was 128,000 pounds
demand an expectation for this driver's car
meant that for many months after
it was selling considerably over list price
well it is now
not anymore
and then the Lamborghini Eurus
oh yeah
oh so it is
yeah well it is number one
I mean
it does boggles
but it kind of boggles my mind
as well at the same time because it is like
if it was a normal Lambo
I kind of get that
like a Gallardo
or something a sports car
but the fact that we all know it is based on
and the funny thing is
the other
obviously that is the same platform that the Cayenne
is based on
and Bentley's Bentaygas based on
Q8 is and all the rest of it
and the Tuareg
and all those cars
but out of all of them
it just doesn't make
why is that one
when I think the Bentaygas is one of the highest
appreciating cars in that segment
but yet the Eurus isn't
and it is basically the same car of the same engine
it is just really bizarre
I don't know but
whenever a brand like
a performance brand brings out an SUV
we go well why are they doing that
that ladies and gentlemen
is why they are doing it because
it makes them a load of money
and I know
we have talked before about what the Cayenne
and the McCann did for Porsche
what DBX to some extent
is doing for Aston Martin
what Eurus has done for Lamborghini and so on
and so forth
that is their cash cow
it is basically a Q8
but they are selling it for 135
or more probably
what is the brand new Eurus now
170,000
if not 200 or something
who knows madness
that was fun
I am now going to
basically have to go and have some counselling
because of that interior
that Eurus
Pat I hope you have managed to overlay
a shot of that
because it is worth seeing
we should put a warning at the start
of this podcast
parental advisory content
don't watch this
disgusting car
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About this episode
Exploring the intriguing world of car depreciation, this episode highlights vehicles from 2015-2025 that have managed to retain their value remarkably well. The hosts discuss various models, including the Toyota Land Cruiser and the Ford Focus RS Heritage, while also touching on the impact of supply and demand on car values. They delve into the nuances of tire maintenance and the implications of subscription services for performance upgrades in electric vehicles. With a mix of humor and insightful analysis, the conversation provides a fresh perspective on automotive investments.