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cars like those are all fine mm-hmm yeah um bush did 997 got married last week and congratulations
wife gifted me the Rolex oyster perpetual that is fucking superb your wife has great taste
this is my foray into nice watch ownership can you give me a rundown on best practices
wow best practices okay let's assume the watch is brand new I assume it's brand new uh you have
a five year warranty Rolexes are my favorite watches because they're so durable you can
abs you can wear that watch every day even if you're a fucking construction worker for the
rest of your life like that's what that's why they cost so much money um and that's been my
experience with them you can treat them really badly and it's fine um and in fact makes them
better so my first best practice is wear that motherfucker don't store it away in a box just
to keep it shiny um if it really is you know it's hard it's a hard thing to to do but like
if it gets scratched like okay like whatever fucking move on live your life like one day
you'll have a kid and you'll be able to tell the story of that scratch and they'll want the watch
because of that scratch um servicing this is a very easy to service watch do not get it serviced
every five years wear it until it stops it's keeping good time and then get it serviced
parts availability is not an issue just you'll probably get 10 years 12 years before it starts
running a little funny you take it in you get a service whatever um and uh for cleaning it uh if
you wear it a lot you do want to clean it uh hand soap like liquid hand soap and an old
soft toothbrush both sides in between wear it in the shower once in a while get some shampoo up in
there nothing nothing to it absolutely into it wear it beat the absolute shit out of it
and enjoy and congratulations on getting married waymo handjobs from women i hardly know
what uh oh what other automotive journalist has the most influence on your opinions have
you reformed that opinion about a car and had a conversation with another journalist and then
change your mind about it on the next drive interesting question zack do you have one
i think it's it's definitely happened i'm just trying to remember in a specific example like
i know there's been times where i've disliked something about a car talked to someone who
i trust their opinion and they go i you know maybe they enter the corner like this or they
pointed out something i don't know and then i go okay and i just approach it differently and they
went oh yeah that's true um yeah i once i once told chris harris that something couldn't be done
in a car and then he proved to me that actually it could i just wasn't good enough at driving
and uh okay you know and so uh so to a certain degree i trust what chris has to say about cars
having said that you know chris talks about a lot about what cars are like beyond the limit
if you can't drive like that that may not apply to you at all um so nobody is gospel um so like
but i but when i'm listening when i'm when i'm hearing opinions from from other people about
cars i'm usually paying attention to the people that i know are really fast if you're if you're
really fast and we're at dinner at the press launch and you and i'm listening to here if we
end up in the same place they're actually less so the fucking me and that's so the other journalists
than the racing drivers you know you go to fucking spain um and do you believe you me at dinner
i am sitting my ass down next to your burgmeister and i am not getting up like you know that's
where you want to be or like if you're lucky enough to sit down next to like the head of
chassis development definitely or something like that man can you learn some shit so like that's
where i've had my mind changed more by the engineer that developed the system i was questioning
than by another journalist hmm um i feel like it goes it ping pongs like because sometimes i'm
skeptical that you know the engineer of course is going to paint the the brightest picture
and they're gonna say well we did this because we did this because we did this but you can
definitely learn a lot from talking to them of course uh like when i sat next to the head engineer
for the zr2 um bison edition and he pulled a fucking shock valve out of his pocket and he's
like here's all the here's the 15 things in this valve we can change i was just blown away it was so
cool to see what they could do that was very educational um but i mean if they want if you want
to name people chris jethro um andrew frankle um they're all british um i trust jack a lot because
they do a lot of track testing yeah jack he's a good driver me me and jack agree a lot on stuff
although he's a little less generous than me he's a little he's a little he's a little bit of a
harsher critic sometimes which is funny because he also makes you know films that are in participation
with the oems you know more than i do so uh that's a fine line to to to dance but we're
going to be together on 9 11 turbo launch but yeah he's a he's a very good driver absolutely for sure
um sergeant macaroni rolex watchmaker here all right i bought the canyon black pearl
and i'm super impressed with the dial and fit and finish on the watch after working on all
only rolex for years now that is such a nice compliment thank you very much for saying that
um i'm really glad you're impressed by it um unrelated question between the plans of reviewing
the honda passport trail sport uh can you get a photo of that sure i mean dude honestly like i
wouldn't do it uh for a video nobody would watch it but that's not to say that i wouldn't grab one
for a few days and hit the hit the trail just to see how it goes and for like instagram yep like i
would do that um does it have like real off-road capability or is it just like some knobbies
increase clown currents improve right i go does it have um just their tagline of the lows on
calling it slow is overselling a lot heavier than before not that practical well car and
driver was not impressed but uh i mean i i would have a go uh i would have a go is it is it a v6
it's the v6 god that thing is chugging along huh three and a half liter v6 285 horsepower
now with 4800 pounds they just keep adding gears now it's got 10 gears they just 4800 pounds
with 285 horsepower yeah it's not uh not fast i don't know but yeah well we we could try and
take it up the hill wait which what transmission is this thing 10 speed automatic okay but it's
trans is it a transverse or is it a is it longitudinal if this has got a halldeck's
fucking gearbox do it it's not gonna be good at off-roading i mean it doesn't necessarily have
to be but i wouldn't buy that trail sport thing with those tires for like on-road use
like that's just not going to be as nice to drive as regular tires standard all-wheel drive torque
vectoring rear diff i don't know we can try all right well we'll try we'll call we'll call honda
i'll make a note we'll call honda for you we'll say hey honda sergeant macaroni
uh we'll start it like a top gear segment we've gotten a letter from sergeant macaroni
passport trail sport all right we'll find we'll find some dirt rolex lt larry at king ranch for a
daily driver driven on twisty roads for my commute in the cat skills should i get dedicated summer
and winter tires are all-weather like michelin cross climate dude if your budget can do summer
and winter you should also like my daily for a daily that is driven on twisty roads like
if your daily is just is like a
a honda cord a honda cord and you don't have to drive below freezing very often i mean the cat
skills you probably do the thing about winter tires and the cat skills if it doesn't need to
be snowy if it's cold you're gonna have summer tire grip with your winter tires even if it's dry
yeah like driving on winter tires and the cold is so awesome you don't i mean the rubber like is
softer at that temperature it spreads out it grips the ground better and summer tires will do the
opposite effect when it's too cold they're very hard they they slip a lot more uh it's not a good
time yeah yeah i mean there's you can look this up on tire rack or somewhere like there's a there's
a temperature window you know that tires operate in and if they are safe out i think ps4 is it's
down to like 45 or something it's pretty low which is good but if you're driving below that they'll
be very hard and very slippery yeah um i would yeah that that's all we got on that but stew dog
this is a tough question okay and i'm going to read the question and try to answer the question
but for anyone listening if you plan on asking a question like this in the future i do need a little
more info in order to really be helpful uh my dad finally wants to invest in a nice watch for himself
a one and done watch for a man in his late fifties what do you recommend budget six thousand dollar
range i've been steering him towards omega tutor and grand seiko this is a that's a great budget
for a one and done watch you're getting a you're going to get a swiss or very high end
japanese watch high or medium high end german watch um uh it's the kind of watch that will
last forever um it'll look you can get something that looks great with every outfit i assume that's
what you mean by one and done um so you're probably talking about something that is in the general
genre of what i'm wearing right now which is the grand seiko bamboo dial 40 millimeter steel sport
watch um that can handle some water resistance that can handle you know t-shirt and jeans working
outside that can go go good with a sport jacket all the way up to just below tuxedo that's pretty
you know tuxedo you don't really want to if you're really fancy you don't want to even wear a steel
Rolex that's leather strap and thin and all that fancy shit but like six grand you're starting with
omega tutor and grand seiko bro right in the wheelhouse but there's a bunch of other shit too
there's cardiac uh there's there's panorai there's any number of um there's there's there's gonna be
like i don't know if you can get you might be able to get into some zenith you can probably get into
a bunch of oris and chris ward and like there there's so many companies sell like that's that
five is where like omega tutor and grand seiko start to get interesting but that's also like
the very high end of those brands right below that's like so the question is do you want to get
the watch equivalent of um
of a uh let's call it a Honda Accord okay fully loaded the extended leather the good wheels
you know all everything bells and whistles you know you got a $35,000 car you've optioned it up
to 48.5 the high end fully loaded shit or do you want to get an entry level Lexus that doesn't
have special wheels and it doesn't have special paint and that that that's kind of the comparison
so like omega tutor and grand seiko sounds like you want an entry level Lexus totally cool and
start there and just see what he likes looking at on his wrist i mean that's that's kind of from
there it's like what feels good what looks good you know does he have a big wrist a small wrist
does he like fucking green or black or blue or blah blah blah but you're going in the right direction
alternatively you could go in the other direction and go bell and ross bowman mercier
mont blanc um these other other type of like uh long jeans like entry level swiss brands and you
could buy the very top of that maybe Breitling Breitling you get a good Breitling for five grand
that'll last you a long time if there if he's a navy air pilot type yeah a lot of options at that
price point though you're really shopping at that price point um actually there's like there's like
so many options at that price point that i see how one could have trouble choosing like every swiss
company that isn't Rolex makes a watch at that price and they all make you know three dial watches
we're like all like all they all make a different chronograph yeah everyone's got it everyone's
like what is he like yeah like every company has like their version of the royal x oyster
perpetual like the three-hander blah blah omega aquaterra blah blah blah same shit um christian
says could you do a video with dugs swapping each other's cars or a collab coontash video
we're going to we talked about this and then my car got taken apart so like when my car is back
together like we are they'd feel very different now they'd feel very different now well he also
wants to know he wants to see mine after the full bushings and everything is done and also
his is a carbureted car mine's an injected car no i would totally do a video a coontash video
with uh with dug it's just that my car's been in pieces for fucking years did you oh did you go
back to the photos of the red Mercedes did you see the coontash in the background yeah it got
we put it over in the other building because it's going yeah there it is we put it in the other
building because it's going to daemians like soon is it in any of the other photos i don't
think it may i don't think so the maze are front a front on photo did i get one no no oh oh there it
is it's back there um for the record for anyone looking at this i have to save the record these
photos are there are zero customer cars in those fucking photos those are not customer cars those
are my fucking staff's cars yeah well i see is this Vinny yes that's Vinny's daily driver yeah those
are their staff cars okay that's Phil's truck yeah and that fucking that that's silver that's a
Ferrari 550 that got picked up to it was literally there because it was getting picked up today
that's my new building that i haven't started renovating yet but because because me
fucking i want to sell the spaces and all my shit ends yeah goes in there uh i can't wait
to the new building or i it's so funny it's like the fisherman on the dock where i'm going to have
my own area i could have just had my own like seven years ago i could have bought a little tiny
building it had my own area instead i'm going to have this giant fucking thing a whole operation
just so i can have my own area finally it's crazy uh in a boxer to the left getting rid of my z4
m40 manual after it got into an accident somehow barely affected the value hell motherfucking yeah
cut and run i ordered a ranger raptor as i wanted something more practical and there aren't many
good roads in florida for driving but there are good trails any other vehicles you'd think of
for the money uh i need something respectable to pick up clients every once in a while i mean
dude ranger raptors are cool yeah um you're very comfortable yeah you're only like your
competition is like a trd pro you know or i guess maybe a defender um i i mean i don't know you how
your clients feel out there but i think a ranger raptor when you keep them clean is a totally nice
modern car inside and is respectable enough i mean if these are super high net worth people
i mean they might have one anyway for like a ranch truck yes i don't i don't know that's a
that's a weird question because a defender is fancier so but depends on the optics yeah you're
not a real estate agent so i mean and how often do you drive these folks around like how much are
you going to change your purchasing and what you want in a vehicle for something that's occasional
yeah i think i think there's nothing i think a ranger raptor is a very respectable vehicle
alternatively maybe you want to look at a land cruiser but i don't think a land cruiser is
interesting as a ranger raptor not as fun you can't get into an octa those are really expensive
is anyone else making a vehicle that is raptory passport trail not trail boss trail manager what
was it called sport trail sport uh noah says looking to buy a new brz ts but with price hikes
they're hitting 40 k is the upgrade worth it versus the limited at 37 i live in downtown
porchester shout out to porchester drive mostly for pleasure something else i should consider
man 40 k what do you i forget what you get with the ts i'm looking to remind me um something tells
me it was like i think it was like bram brambos and seats i mean brambos certainly
are a good upgrade that i would say is probably worthwhile um by the way i love fucking porchester
porchester is one of my favorite places in the world and if it's also the dui capital of the
universe because the bars close in greenwich at 2 p.m on one side of the river and they close at
4 p.m in porchester to the other side of the river so if you want to see a real fucking shit show
2 15 a.m in porchester is the place to be uh all right the ts you get uh this is from a
Subaru dealership you got sti tuned suspension i think it did have different dampers different
dampers we drove it a few years ago maybe it's changed but it had different like sacks front
dampers yeah four um and you get brambos and that's all that they list don't you get ps ps4s tires
as well um let's see well the limited comes with ps4s okay and the ts brambos mirrors
all right ultra suede seats for three grand i don't know honestly i mean brakes are good
brakes are good good brakes are good good brakes are good good damn good factory tuned good dampers
are good uh i mean honestly those those are two things you might want to upgrade later and it would
cost you more to upgrade them and you would also devalue the car by upgrading them versus getting
the highest performance one that the factory will sell you and leaving it alone i think money in money
out you only spend about a thousand dollars net on that i bet it holds value better than the other
one and i bet if you can stop yourself from messing with it and leave it stock versus
ending up modifying the other one you'd be in better shape i would if you can it sound like
you're buying it new uh go test drive both in your area because if the roads i don't know what the
roads are like some of the roads in new york are great some are garbage well no i mean look in
portchester like the city roads fucking blow and you're five minutes from the amazing Greenwich
back roads where the good suspension where my parents live and you're and and good suspension
matters um i'd rather in that part of the world or excuse me like in that part of the world i'd rather
have i want i want a car that rides well and i would edge it 75 25 towards handling because
there really are like proper corners there um is that a buick says no uh oh i i don't i'm i
don't have the answer there's a apparently an issue with a kia ev6 subwoofer being out of face
that sucks uh whatever this is factory wiring era in uh in subwoofer okay well i guess they just
have to rewire it reversing a few wires uh running to the meridian subwoofer fixes it uh all right
easy fix easy fix but are most people buying the ev6 like wanting to rewire their own stereo
i mean hopefully you just bring it to the dealership you bring it to the dealer and they do it okay
yeah yeah but that's that's funny that's a oopsie davie hey i'm i all fucking all fuck up should be
that insignificant right okay i currently own a sorry rick says i earned i own a 13 lexus gs350
esport f sport and a 2019 sl considering calling consolidating into one not boring sedan i drive
roughly 40 000 miles a year so reliability is the most important uh last week i mentioned that the
es350 f sport uh was a pretty not terrible and zack said forever ingrained in his mind uh that was
five years ago and you've driven other cars since what sets this car apart uh from the rest of the
pedestrian vehicles i mean yes it was five years ago and i couldn't tell you what they've changed
since then i have no idea uh neither do i i mean i all i could tell you was i drove it right after
we had the lexus ls at the time and i the old ls is a new one whatever they were selling then
gotcha i just want to make not the one we owned the one no no no the current ls from that and the es
it was shockingly similar to drive considering it was front wheel drive the ride and handling
were just as good as the ls it had more rear seat room because it didn't have a tunnel
it was front wheel drive based it didn't really matter that it was front or wheel drive based
because those cars aren't good at like pushing the limits anyway but i remember having good
steering good braking good ride and handling and just being a generally very pleasant thing to drive
around i i'm realizing that i liked the gs350 f sport the es i don't think i drove i think i
edited the video so the es is not sear to my mind the gs was gs was rad that was rad it was like
felt like a more reliable m5 um no the es isn't like mind-blowing but it is a good handling car
and it's the es like i'm doing unkillable sarah's mom has one it's a 2012 it feels brand new
like it's kept clean and it's a hybrid it it still works it gets good mileage it's still there is
not a rattle squeak or anything in that car so i think if you're doing 40 000 miles per year
i would want something that is very comfortable the seats are formed to me perfectly or very
adjustable very supportive and something that is just going to be as little maintenance as possible
so if you already have this guy already this person aren't yet rick you already have a gs350
you're pretty familiar with you know lexus interiors and stuff uh so i think the question is
would you mind if it was front wheel drive and probably is about the same size as the gs the es
uh they are they're as close as makes no difference do they make the gs anymore
it'll be i don't think they make the gs anymore dude i haven't seen that in a minute i mean seems
like a great thing to commute long distance in yeah um ammo spit on that thing uh i'm looking for
replacement for my m2 35 oh uh considering a 240 i3 of 40 i as well as a julia veloce veloce
which is the two liter one i've never driven one of those have you know only johnny had one or
drove i think he he owned one and he said he liked it a lot that's that's as much as i know
yeah i mean i think the the newer julias like the the ones for the last three years or four years
since about 2020 i think the quality's gone up yeah uh compared to the earlier ones so i don't know
you know if you like your 235 they know that that's a good option out es3s are our all ones i
always seem to recommend to people they're lovely same with like honestly q5s q5s are nice
i think we would need to know more about what you do with your car like an m2 35 can be a
nice small gt cruiser for someone or if you're 25 or 30 and into mods like you could be turning it
into a 600 horsepower canyon missile so that'll also determine i think the s3 is such a great
all-around vehicle that's that does so many things well uh timay says our 981 boxster and
cayman's the best used Porsche value people say they're slow but they're now more special
because they have an na flat six and it's essentially the same car as the 718 in terms of
interior and experience uh i mean those those things are two are both true i mean a base 981
boxster cayman like is pretty slow i mean it does sound good but it like that's a that's a pretty
slow car i i drove one as a press car like it was slow um but i'd rather have the slow six
cylinder than a than a base two liter turbo so you're not wrong um and they are somewhat similar
i mean pretty similar to the 718 especially if you're talking about like a gt4 you know versus
a gt4 spider no the spider is different the 718 spider is different but um but yeah they they
i don't know about becoming i mean they're they've been a good value for a few years now so
i mean i don't know percentage wise if a 997 is a better value than a box i don't i don't know
about that but like they've been a good value for a minute so are they still a good value absolutely
yeah and they will be for a while but like now that you know the the they're they're gonna be less
so for a little bit now that they've stopped making the six cylinder so uh or stopped making the the
718 so like uh for a minute for a little bit like really nice 98 ones are going to float
anyway buick less saber oh oh you look the saber tooth tiger
uh pick my turro okay okay uh i need a car for a few days for the grand teresmo world tour
i don't know what that is but okay is that for the racing series is that for the i guess i don't
know uh many options around the same price integra a spec no current gen s4 integra a spec
in current gen s4 the same price integra a spec is nice but it is so that's not a type s that's
i know i know i drove it 2022 z4 no 2022 m2 maybe meata rf no your luggage won't fit yep 718 boxster
possibly i would say i'm doing keys doing canyons he's driving the k1 circuit he's driving around
i would say m2 or boxster leaning towards boxster i agree especially if the weather is decent you
can put the top down and do that whole la thing and look at palm trees and stuff yeah i would go
for boxster depending on when you live or m2 is just a little quieter a little more comfortable
if it's just you i would go i would definitely go boxster you got your two trunks you got your
power top that's what i would do i i think there there's no better turro car than a 718 boxster period
because they're fucking like 120 bucks he's talking about that being the same price as a
fucking integra a spec a spec come on oh updated drae from houston
we got the tycon 4 back with this lazarus level rebuild from portia uh okay before the new battery
pack install full charge was 250 miles now it's 300 plus so his his old battery was shit and his new
battery is good it's the 2025 battery pack which is better so dude i i someone's gonna have to talk
me out of buying another tycon when this one's done because these things rule um okay uh tail of
the puff the magic dragon um i don't what is this i don't really want to talk about that
okay uh sorry it's a it's a p-cody question and it gets too much into what won or didn't win
the stigs lauch and cousin oh the audio was good from the pro show oh from willow spring show yes
pro drivers uh the show the live show we recorded at willow springs uh is up as this month's
october pro show yep glad the audio was good that's what happens when though they spend lots of
fucking money yeah the the folks that ran the av there were absolutely pros yeah uh rick in
tennessee i have 130 mile commute five days a week and the first and last 20 minutes are tight
twisty lane and a half wide bumpy country roads and the other part is interstate i want a new daily
i want an e46 330 manual but reliability and fuel mileage would be nice considering a newer
miata or an 86 bro 130 mile commuter really gotta get the fuck out of here and honestly the 86
again the only one i drove was a ts but on the highway out to spring mountain and back it is
loud 100 doing that five days a week i would be so over in six months the decibel level is like
79 db just cruising yeah okay i my mind says gti yeah this this is a gti commute that is a great
choice yeah especially for the money you're gonna spend 25 grand gti maybe you could get a used golf
r but uh if you're worried about reliability you could get a newer gti maybe with a warranty
it's also simpler that's a that's the choice for it for sure yeah that's that's where i'm at because
you want a good ride you want you want it to be pretty chill on the highway you want good efficiency
but it's also got to be pretty fun on those twisty bits yeah a civic uh sport no si would also be
pretty good that would yeah like 30 grand new yeah that's a great car mm-hmm good shifter and clutch
showy chestnut heavy breathing in hannah's bedroom because funny but uh that's great boy
you know a little too much about our bedroom uh in my town there's an old black retired gentleman
that rides around all day smoking cigars in a black 78 catty deville with the license plate fly og
love a man like that live in their life that's there's a guy like that in the in the canyons white
guy alpha gtv same story his whole car is a fucking ashtray it's awesome this is maybe want to add
a cigar car to the stable joey chestnut says what would be your ideal cigar car to roll slow
bump tunes and rip stogies all day thinking a 129 sl i'm yeah you're that i mean my Mercedes my free
Mercedes project will be it that's a good point top down yeah i was thinking like a 40s Cadillac
would be sweet oh that too big catty big big old Cadillac yeah a i would say a an old El Dorado
like converted to electric not that it makes a difference but like yeah or a like rolls corniche
yeah that would be dope that uh what's that Mercedes the guy ls swapped and he's got a gated
shifter what was the Jag 280 or a Jag will be nice too yeah Mercedes this goes to the car event
yeah slammed ls swapped yeah 280 280 and that thing's kind of cool but also the Jaguar XJ
Jaguar XJR like Mike Spinelli had that's a good cigar car yeah yeah well you what you have to
really start you need a car that has poor aerodynamics because poor aerodynamics means no
buffeting at the windows and with a cigar you don't want buffeting you want but you don't
the Delica no buffeting with the Delica fabulous cigar car yeah smells like Dodge Spirit there
we go that's a good one new patreon member welcome to the club uh question if either of you became
the president rump row what car would you want made into the beast the limo for you that's a good
one yeah the problem is it it can't be something like fun no because that's a way 9 000 pounds
and be indestructible and it has to be american oh that too yeah uh i mean honestly ranger after
because i have so i have fun with that but i think you need i don't want a trx because it's just
already inefficient and terrible and too loud oh it's about to say something like a lyric because
it's got torque and stuff but if there's an emp that goes off yeah whole car turns off um
h1 alpha just to be a dickhead but yeah with a good diesel coming swapping it
or i could be like well if i'm president it's gonna be nas car because we're turning left
but i would i would i would have a i would have a chevy volt stretched like 37 feet long
that's fun hey that's a good one that's a very that's a very diplomatic choice yeah i think
vision 2002 says um is there a second half of this yes okay uh back in the day my dad
bought a brand new s54 equipped z3 m roadster i'm considering finding one to his exact spec to
revisit the good old days the question is will i be disappointed a lot of folks knocking as a
performance car and i don't want to end up regretting just not getting a boxer cayman or newer z4 m
what is the crux of journalists issue with the car i mean here's the thing i think these cars are
fun as shit i i don't have a problem with them at all i don't know who has a problem with them and why
the knock is that it's an e30 chassis and that's a shitload of power in an e30 chassis
and it's not that refined but that's also what people say about them in a good in a complimentary
way sure and we we you've driven s54 swapped e30s and they're amazing so with the right setup
we have plenty of friends that rock modified e30s and they're great to drive yeah and and
i mean now that car is a classic that car is 25 years old it's a that's a classic car so
it doesn't matter if it's like not as like good objectively as other things like you you don't
want it because it had better steering or power than a boxer in 2001 you want it because it was
your dad's car so i'm not sure how you're gonna end up being disappointed i think you're like
because you are you're predisposed to like it but you all this person also has a gti or a head a
gti you had an e39 m5 a modded 2002 you are the right person to enjoy this thing you know i think
the other people that are comparing it to boxer came in etc they're looking at it as an isolated
car and that's the in a vacuum those might be better in some ways but you have this like
back catalog of nostalgia and i think you're really gonna like it yeah um if you don't like it
hue blow me just is pretty wait i have an answer real a fast one for thunderclubber falcon bird
i don't really have a good answer for that oem best oem stereo i've experienced under 50 grand is
ironically in the integra a spec the els stereo is absolutely incredible that's true integra
akira does have a uh oh i just got a text i will have a panamera turbo s e hybrid to drive to
the hilton head concourse great uh what is your if you don't like it hue blow me wants to know
what is your opinion of hue blow i was interested in one i went to youtube and i was bombarded with
watch influencer videos saying hue blow is trash yeah i hate the people that that's uh
that's the case um i mean so here's the thing i don't think hue blow is trash i think i think
their reputation uh in the 2010s was like kind of well earned because it was all sort of about
the outside and not on the inside but they were priced pretty high um and i don't personally
i don't love how their watches look they've never made a single watch where to me was like oh yeah i
gotta have that having said that i don't if someone is wearing one i'm absolutely not gonna
gonna judge them or and i don't think i don't think most real people would in person judge somebody
for wearing a hue blow even if they were the people making a fucking video saying that they
sucked they're not gonna fucking walk up to you in person and say that it's a good way to get hit
in the face yeah i mean i think i think they make they make fine movements i don't think their
investment grade watches they depreciate but they're but they're nice if you like them they're
they're not shit um yeah um last one live axle rose what scene do you want to see lampooned on the
ig account angeles death highway next i i don't i'm not gonna encourage ai slop i think i i just i
don't i wasn't personally offended by someone deciding to put that i say i have cats in there
or something but like i just i don't i don't want that to be the internet man i agree i don't i don't
want to i don't want to put my videos up there competing with ai trash i don't want to fucking
live in a world where this fucking or a boros of of ai feeding it's like you know where the value
of all artistic worth uh ever created is just funneled upwards directly to sam altman right i
just at that and the perfecting of those programs so that it's easier to make realistic looking videos
which then can be used yeah for totally nefarious yeah like the the world was totally fine without
that stuff and like we don't need it it doesn't it doesn't make the world a fucking better place
like it's it's just we're just moving towards an internet where just computers are talking at
computers without any people in the way like no lessons are learned from the terminator movies
at all i just went i'm gonna end here because because here's where i see this this going i was
just at a it's tech week in la and i was invited to a tech week cocktail mixer with hannah and for
the most part it was interesting and fun and i met some people and then i met a guy it was a name
i don't actually remember and i was like i asked him what he did drone boats what's that what is that
well imagine instead of one navy destroyer you have 1020 foot drone boats that are programmed
and controlled the way that those drone fucking fireworks displays are right say and i go so like
you'd have the carrier aircraft carrier and they would you know they would surround the carrier
like a like a force field almost and he was like yeah yeah you could do that he's like or you could
decide to shut down a river or a canal and just you'd send us the swarm should i go
how many how many is a swarm he's like a thousand to fifteen hundred and i was like uh-huh and he
goes and you know how many operators you need for that humans and i was like how many and he goes
to from anywhere and i was like oh good good god i can't wait for this to be our our world
and so yeah so this is i mean this is where it's all this is where it goes you know where yeah
these billionaires computers fight these billionaires computers and anyone that isn't a fucking
billionaire or defense contractor just what like gets blown up well i think i mean yes and
my concern uh on top of that is if you remove the human element from armed conflict like
on the on the plus side and the way will be sold it well now there's no more human life we're not
sending our soldiers into battle etc etc it's like right but then you are then the citizens are
untethered from the actions of the administration or the do w do d and then we go well no one's
getting hurt so i guess this is the right thing to do and then they're just doing things with more
impunity or more in the dark it's why uh that book i read uh rutger bregman humankind it's about like
how uh in during world war two like opposing armies would like pretend opposing like regiments
would like meet up and like secretly pretend to fight because they didn't want to kill each other
really yeah yeah they yeah like they the they'd order them to kill each other but they're all
fucking just kids right you know and they'd they'd meet up in the middle okay like listen
we have to shoot at you but like we're going to shoot over your heads okay so when we shoot over
your heads you know you then you shoot over our and you know and we like will like pretend to
fight but like we really won't wow like that happened a bunch wow like the people don't like
always you know want to kill they're they're propagandized into that yeah but yeah if you
eliminate that that potential area of resistance where i have to convince regular people to do
terrible things and i can just do them right i mean this this form thing and this is me like
tinfoil hat stuff but if protests get louder or more volumous and i said i'm gonna say this
remaining peaceful but if people any in any country are frustrated and they're just walking
peacefully we have seen the response tends to be more aggressive and if you can have a swarm
fly over them and drop pepper balls or whatever then again the humanity is removed from that you
don't have police officers having to choose to interact with these protesters and make those
decisions against their citizens you can have someone in an office who's more of a shithead
yeah sociopath and they can do so much more by the way you've just described the first five
minutes of the movie The Running Man with Arnold Schwarzenegger where he refuses to fire on a
crowd of protesters as a military helicopter pilot refuses to fire on the protesters fights the other
people in the helicopter they subdue him they fire on the protesters anyway and they edit
together a video framing him saying i'm gonna like kill all these protesters and they put him in jail
and then to get out of jail he goes on the game show The Running Man that's like literally the
first fucking dude everybody that is running things now has learned all the wrong lessons
from all the fucking 80s and 90s movies they've just gone like wouldn't this be cool instead of
like actually having any kind of fucking moral clarity about these films i mean it's funny because
when you watch movies like that there's a movie with Ray Liotta called like the castle but basically
like there's always a group you know that there's the castle and there's the one on the island
right that's where i was thinking about oh god damn it no escape no escape no escape that kind of
sense so we we watch those movies and we see ourselves as the people who are imprisoned and can
fight back it's it's g.i. joe it's good versus evil whatever there's definitely some people that
watch those movies and go i would have built that fence way stronger like here's what i would have
done you know people watch Hunger Games and they see themselves as the people on top not you know
the yeah what's her name Jennifer Lawrence Katniss Katniss you know i've never seen the
Hunger Games and i know that really yep they're good i know i know i mean they were more fun to
watch a few years probably right yeah now they hit a little too yeah yeah except for like watch kids
no i mean all you have to do is look at one photo of Stephen Miller and go that's not a guy who
learns lessons from movies yeah did you if you really want to be depressed the some more news
about Stephen Miller that was out last week is an hour and 17 minutes long and holy motherfucking
shit he's trying to sell his very expensive house right now yikes yeah yeah because his neighbors
don't like wisely have made it very uncomfortable for him to exist in public as they fucking should
mm-hmm you shouldn't get to be a fascist and have people be nice to you did you see the clip i'm
sure you did of him on cnn and he says out loud like the president should have totally untethered
authority what's the word the word is a pair pair the word is um um such as the p
yeah and then he and he catches himself going i shouldn't say that in public yep um yeah some
it's a it's a word i'd never actually heard before and had to look up right plenary authority
yeah and then he just stops talking and he just freezes and stares at the screen and like would you
would you say hello do you hear us what and he just he doesn't blink no it's a real i fucked up free
and you're in the headlight maybe he's controlled by grok and he's actually a cyborg and and elon's
back they're going oh he messed up the programming again shit don't use the word plenary yeah look up
the word plenary now i mean obviously i forgot what the word meant i forgot the word two weeks
later but yeah what it means is he thinks the president can do anything anything that's what
that means it's fucking fascism um refer the definition is refers to power that is complete
comprehensive and not subject to any significant limitations so that's what the president's advisor
is saying to cameras on accident that he thinks the president has that cool king shit you guys
i fucking love it sunny day in california let's get fucking to it um that's our show guys sorry to
end on a on a downer but you know fascism is sad and uh on monday right yep monday live show monday
before i go to the airport and go to spain and drive the 911 turbo s already know maybe i'll
i'll see if i can if there's time maybe i can swing it because jack from savage geese um and
fenceki are also going to be in spain maybe we could try to throw together a hamon cast you
should um i'll try it's you know it's hard and everyone's fucking trying to get to get their
videos edited and shit them fenceki already did a video so tell him like you're not making a video
doing shit yeah um all right everybody we love you thank you to our patrons for asking such good
questions today sorry the last one triggered the lib see you later
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Car events in LA take center stage as the hosts share their experiences from a recent gathering featuring JDM cars and a free Mercedes-Benz acquisition. They discuss the RTR Mustangs, fitness journeys, and the excitement of upcoming car shows. The episode also dives into personal stories, including weight loss achievements and plans for the newly acquired Mercedes, which will undergo a transformation into an E500-inspired project car. With engaging banter and insights, the hosts keep the conversation lively and relatable.
Matt Farah and Zack Klapman attended the reveal of the new, possibly light(er)-weight RTR Mustang; were part of the HUGE turnout for the Type S / Larry Chen car show in Long Beach; Matt talks about the old-yet-free Mercedes he got and what he plans to do with it; Zack describes his week with the Infinite Machine P1 electric scooter; and they answer Patreon questions including:
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Recorded October 17, 2025
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