Dale's New Hobby Is Amy's New Pet Peeve

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Oh, yeah, this is what it's going to be, girl.

If we're going to hang out, open a bunch of jars,

you've got big, strong hands.

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Are you suffering from high cramps?

I'm working.

Working that mouth.

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Hi guys, Dale Jr. and I are in the Dirty Mo Media Studio

as friends of around the flesh of your heart.

And we have a good show for you guys today.

We are going to talk about all of our silly life things, you know?

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

It's like, I'm just saying.

What's I'm just saying?

I don't know, like, why does anyone say that?

Do I say that?

Sometimes.

I'm just saying.

Some people say I'm just saying for, like, they'll bait you with some bullshit.

And then they'll say, I'm just saying.

I'm like, why are you just saying?

What are we just saying this for?

Yeah.

What's your point?

So you both do that.

I definitely do it.

You do?

Yeah.

That doesn't bother you at all when when anyone else does it?

Do you feel like it's like a period on your on your point or like what's the point in saying it?

I feel like it's a soften the blow. Oh, you do. So like if I say if I'm if I tell you if I state a fact

And I feel like that it has caught you or rubbed you the wrong way

Or maybe hit you a little bit harder than I expected I'll go I'm just saying yes, so like

I feel like if you it's like a dampening if you send me a blow and then you go

I'm just saying I'm like well, so you really didn't have a point in all this anyway

And now you've got me all pissed off and you're just saying it just to say it like what's the point?

I'm just curious. Yeah, I try to not say that because I know it gets under my skin

But you did that over the weekend. We were talking about something

unimportant

And you're like I'm just saying I'm like

I'm just saying oh man it got crowned your gears. Yeah, damn

I hate giving him ammo for grinding my gears

They'll be filed back

Like I'm not smart enough to know how to like turn that into

I'm not smart enough

Give me an example of how I'm gonna turn that around and use that in my advantage

No

But there's gonna be a time when like you're gonna want to take me off when you're in like a playful mood

Want to mess around and that's another thing kind of

That is another thing I would do that like it's okay to admit it. That is another thing when

Amy says when you want to take me off. Yeah, there is never

Never a time

In the day where I'm wanting to take you off

I feel like

There's absolutely times that you are willing to take me off just to get my attention

With a soft blow and I was just saying not at all and that's a good way to do it

The only time that I'm ever trying to piss you off

Is when

Is is a reaction to me getting mad like so you'll

So everybody's gotta be mad at the same time

That's I'm I'm I'm being vulnerable admitting this

I never

I

Never have a light bulb moment go

You know what I'm gonna I'm gonna do I'm gonna I'm gonna do this and my objective is to piss her off

Never I don't think it's a planned event. I think it's just who you are

But I'm not getting the attention I want there'll be things she says and I'll go

And I'll and it'll be like uh, you'll say

You'll say well, I didn't you'll say something like well

Well, I didn't like that and I'll go. Well, what do you think I felt, you know, or what well, I didn't like it either, you know

You'll you're you were saying the other day. There's always a tip for tat. Yeah, exactly. That's when I got, you know, that's when I'm

more than likely gonna I'm like gonna minimize or

You know, that's the only time and I don't know I'm not actually trying to piss you off

But it does but it does every time

but I'm like

So I remember that like like we're having a conversation the other day and you were you said something and I thought to myself

Well, I have to put up with that too or yeah, well, I have to deal with that as well

I was complaining about the kids

But I absorbed it and instead of saying it because it wasn't going to do nothing but make you go

You're not hearing me

You know, I'm gonna help my it wasn't gonna help things

But yeah, you stole the moment instead of yeah

Yes, sometimes they girls either they want when they vent

They either want to just have you listen or they want you to offer an opinion

Is they usually don't want you to try to steal the moment and put it on like well, I have to deal with it too

I know that's it

So we've been through enough therapy where we know that we're supposed to preface that and that is just so hard

Sometimes especially if you've been together this long if somebody if you had to do that with every conversation

That would be if your wife or husband maddening comes if your wife or husband is saying

They're busy or complaining about how busy they are or whatever

It isn't a good idea to go. Well, let me tell you how busy I've been

Let me tell you how bad my day was. Well, wait, I got more. I got I'm busy too. I got as much busy as you have

Yeah, then nobody's seen and nobody's heard. Everybody's pissed off. Yeah

but

That is when the I'm just saying comes

Because you'll say

Well, I'm busy too and then immediately I'll go

Damn, that was the wrong thing to say and then y'all say I'm just saying like I'm just saying that

I'm busy as a whale, right and you're trying to I'm just saying is like a dampen. Yeah. Well, the whole I feel like it's a

It's like a slap

Does that make sense kind of dang

What's drinking on what's the drink of the week? Well, um, I'll read it for us

Our drink of the week provided by high rock vodka is called the cherry

Secura breeze. What do you think? I mean, it's not bad

So in a shaker you muddle leechy and mint at high rock lime juice cherry juice and shake well and strain your eyes

So it's pretty simple, but I don't think I've ever had leechy before. Have you yeah?

I think this has got a little too much leechy

Is it leechy for you? Heavy on the leech

Heavy on the gross

It looks delicious though. You forgot the what you taste one other ingredient though. I did what I there's a glare

Sorry, top it with red bull spring addition. Yeah, so dales doesn't have a garnish

But mine has a little mint on the top so you can garnish it with mint if you like it

It's got a funny taste

That drink might be my favorite drink that it's delicious. Yeah

So there's something in the there's something

That when you drink it it gets up in your nose. I don't like it gets in your nose. Did you just put your nose in the cup?

No, I don't I mean I drink it like a normal person

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Do you not breathe then when you drink a drink do you not inhale through your nose while you're doing it?

I don't think so. I feel like I hold my breath. Take a drink

Do you not go?

Mm-hmm

To the post sniff

Every time I take a drink that makes a lot of sense. No wonder you're burping so much

You're breathing and drinking at the same time. There you go. That's what it is. We just just figured it out

My burp all the time

So it's I don't have mint, but I feel like I've got like mint in my nose because there is mint muddled

Oh, there's mint in every don't like they tricked him. I do not like he's not a fan of any herb

I don't like herbs. See what's funny is I don't like mint usually either. I don't like herb

I tried it and I couldn't taste the mint

I don't like herb. Okay. It's not very minty to me either. Who's pushing herb on me?

All kinds of herbs. I just feel a lot of pressure

I feel like if you had some more herbs, you might be a little more calm

I feel like you're the pickiest drinker I've met Dale. I might need to stuff some herbs in his pillowcase

Yeah, maybe needs to smoke some herbs

Relax it. We just need to start basking him with the herb. I don't like it. I don't like it

Yeah, he thinks cilantro tastes like so. Cilantro is awful. It's my favorite. He's not wrong there. I love it. So bad

Why would you add that to anything? God? It's terrible. It tastes like honey. I don't care

All the cilantro face face books. They can come after me

Cilantro are there Facebook pages dedicated to cilantro? More than likely. Oh my gosh

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Uh red bull the the red bull that you guys have there is a limited edition. Ooh

You want to talk about red bull the spring edition sugar-free

You're secure. Oh, so this is what's in the cocktail

So you can you can get that sugar-free or regular

That's yummy. It tastes like a jolly rancher. I just wish it was this in the vodka. That'd be it. All right. So, um

We're we're at done levees. We went to the beach house to check on the beach house and make sure everything is

Good to go and one of our favorite places to check out on

Sullivan's island in south carolina incredible place

Is done levees. Yeah

We go there all the time don't leave ease don't leave ease. I don't know what's right. I don't either but it's an Irish pub

And um, it's usually our first stop we get the golf cart and it's the first place we go

It's a really great place. I love it because it

It checks a bunch of boxes. It's it works with the kids

It works if I got a buddy and I just want to have beer or if you and I want to go hang out

Um, it reminds me a lot of old key west bars

We used to hang out in so I get a little bit of that that I'm that I love

Yeah, there's garb everywhere to look at. Yeah, but they don't rush you no and but if you the food is really good

They have wings. Um, they got a really good ruben

but uh

There was some what was the gums?

Yeah, so Nicole's new fun thing to do is to check out the underside of the table is for gum

She's been doing this for a little while, but it's it's ramped up

So right at Dunleavy's

And she's just feeling out underneath

So the other thing that happens at Dunleavy's is Dunleavy's and Levy's the pub the pub is really what we call it

There's these big booths. So they're wooden booths and usually two people are on

Yeah, casually two people are on one side and two people are on the other

But halfway through the meal. Usually the girls want to switch. I want to sit next to daddy now

I want to sit next to mom. So they crawl under the table

Because it's usually faster for them and then you know, they get to check out the underside of the table

And the coals get she gets underneath there and she just hangs out a little too long where I realize

Either her shoe fell off, which is also disgusting or

She's messing with some gum underneath the table. So I'm like get out of there

She's like gosh, there's so many bubble gums underneath here and there's so many drawings

Yeah, apparently somebody took a marker to the underside of the table because your kids are allowed to just hang out

play, you know

She has never actually put one in her mouth, but she has pulled some off before

But I just want to know who's still doing that

Like who's still putting gum because it's fresh enough where it's soft enough that she can pull it off

Who's still doing that putting bubble gum under the table?

It's like my mom rant. That's not a mom rant though. That's disgusting. That's

Like I don't want my knee to touch that either when I'm crossing my legs, you know

Also, like sometimes you like you're kind of shimming under like across the booth and you're putting your hands under the table

And you're in touch it like yes

That's a major ick. That's just like a respect thing

Yeah, there's paper towels right there on the table. There are there's there's no excuse. There's absolutely no excuse

Um, we went to the mexican food restaurant down the street to the next day and there was more gum underneath that one

And that was a bar height table. So she just had to walk right underneath that one to check it out

She did that before she crawled up into the booth. She's like mom. This one's got it too

Oh my god, it's a plague, but nicole get up in your seat. Oh, no

Yeah, so, um, did you ever do that in school? I did not I wasn't I didn't I didn't you

I didn't like uh, I chewed plenty of gum, but I don't remember I didn't stick it under the I swallowed plenty of it

I wasn't I swallowed a lot of gum to you. I hate to admit that were you allowed to have gum in school

Did you ever I guess we were because there was gum stuck underneath it or maybe you weren't and that's why I got stuck

I don't remember

Parents told you about swallowing gum how you're gonna blow bubbles out your ass or is gonna

My parents never told me that

Is gonna clog up your if my parents told me it was gonna make me blow bubbles out of my butt

I would have been far more inclined to swallow it

They did say it was gonna stay in your belly like

Oh my gosh

My goodness you better like it, you know

And I say I got a conference call after this

Do you is it with red bull because it should be

It's with uh, panini card company. Oh really? Oh my god

Man alive. I predicted correctly travis

We we had we had this talk this dude. I saw that y'all talked about it already saw go light

But we got home from the beach on sunday at two o'clock. I haven't seen him since I haven't seen his essence

He has been upstairs in the library

cataloging

scanning

pricing

It's like he's not even existing in our lives this week. So yeah, yeah, well

Last night he had him all over the kitchen counter and I looked at I was like, are you gonna are you about done?

Yeah

He goes what I was like

Are you about done with that?

It's the only thing you've done all week. Yeah, I was so annoyed

Yeah, I got um

I got excited about the cards

Collecting cards. I used to collect them when I was little and I have about uh, I have a bunch of cards

Uh that I've just stored away. I haven't looked at them in 30 years

And I didn't think they were worth crap, but there's a bunch

of like cow ripkins and

uh king raffy juniors and and

Frank thomas and bow jacksons and there's I'm like

I don't remember having all of this, but

I'm going through there. I'm like damn. This is a $50 card. This is a hundred dollar card. This is a $200 card

This is a I thought for sure. He had bought all of these boxes

There are so many more boxes and he claimed that he had collected to begin with like you really didn't remember

Apparently, I didn't even know that I thought you just bought all the I had

So I had two closets full and I only thought I had one little closet

And I found some more because I was missing some and I was like, I know I got some stuff

I got I had I had stuff down

Stairs that I had stored away

but

So I'm learning like

These things have been I opened the packs in night. I collected from 88 to 91

I opened all the packs the day I bought them and put them away and haven't touched them

And they're these cards are in perfect condition. Yeah, and so they're all worth

They're all worth

thousands of dollars and so in total right and so I bet you there's yeah, there's

Some good cards. So so you haven't been upstairs ripping packs as you're saying you're not buying going through my old stuff

You haven't bought any new ones a little but not not much. I bought two boxes and that's it

But and they're I mean

Those is about a hundred cards. Well the way you've been talking to about ripping packs

I thought if he had bought all these and he's sitting up there doing this by himself. How sad is that?

We've reached a new level. Yeah, if you're gonna be ripping packs. Let me know I'll come over see

If I that's what I was thinking too like there needs to aren't you supposed to do this with someone else?

Yeah, I don't want to give it away

Till I get buy in from panini

But I'm gonna present panini with an idea today about a very very limited edition card

It's truly a homerun. It is absolutely a homerun. No pun intended like actually honestly when he told me

Grants like I legitimately. I'm like, okay. This is something you should pursue. So I'm I'm this is

Are you gonna share it right now? Well, no, so I'm I never get to know

Well, I'll tell you after I don't want to tell it because if it don't happen

Oh, but we'll see this is if you really want it to happen. This is how you play this

Oh, but I think it's best to have a

Conference I hear you. I'm just a conference call. So

This is this is my

This is a flaw massive flaw in me. Okay

I

Am I have a very um addictive personality

And when I like something

I

I do I want to do it every minute of that day

And so as soon as I like get to doing something or starting to mess in with something collecting or and I

If it's collect if it involves

collecting if it involves

Organizing or itemizing

I like the for some reason I get the dopamine from from like organizing things and putting things in order

Yep, and so um

So like collecting the cards

Or just going through my cards

Um, I'll open up on my ipad

There's a website and it'll say here the top 20 cards the most valuable ones out of this year

Set and so I'll go okay. There's the 20 cards. Let's go through

There's one

There's one there's one and then when I'm done I put them all in this nice little plastic sleeve

So they're better protected so they'll last another 30 years

And then you kind of rank do you file them in the ranking? I put them in a nice metal box

And so what do you do with the rest of them? They go back in the car

They'll go back in the little white sleeves and go put them back in the closet

Because they're worth a quarter of a piece

and so

I get addicted to that and I want to do that

Like it drives dry it's driving like it's at the forefront of my brain

Even when there's other things I need to be doing that. I know I've got to do

That's like oh, okay. I'll do that

But I'll get back to cards and I'll do that and I'll get back to cards and I'll do that and get back to cards

And so I'll I'll manic. Yeah, I'll go through this whole huge arc of obsession over something

And it crescendos into a final project and I think that's what this card idea is

so I went in just a couple of days from

Like man, I want to kind of get back into collecting. Yeah, okay. I remember what that was like. That was fun

I'm good

To

I want to make a card. You know, I've I bring those card sleeves home and I sign them from panini, right?

Yeah, I lay them out on table or sign them and I've done that for years and never thought nothing about them

This is you know, never looked at them and went what's the difference between this card and this one

This one's blue. This one's green. This one's red, but it's all you know

I've never really tried to

It's all sitting right there in front of me, but I don't really it's never just

Maybe light bulb go off. Yeah. Well in the just simple couple of days. I've been messing with this

I came up with the idea to actually create what I believe will be the most salt after card in racing

Ever. He's okay. He's not wrong. I believe you if especially of Travis is behind it like I feel

While you wait to hear while yes, it has been

It has been annoying that I've been a long week. Yeah, I've been a single mom and yeah

It's been annoying because I've been sitting in the library all day

You've got too many spaces to hide too, by the way

It's gonna come it's gonna if this plan works

It's gonna be worth it. I can't wait. Can't wait to hear what it is

You and your plans. Yeah, and I'm yeah

But it gets all kinds of things started like I was I called steve mires today

We're working on the next console game for nascar. Yeah, and I called him today

And I was like, man, there's gotta be a way where we can

Where panini or the card company and the console maker iRacing there could be a

Way for the two to play together in the in the game to produce

An opportunity for a specific card for the user advice, you know something there's gotta be

It just makes things

You know

All that connecting people, huh? Yeah. Yeah, so stuff comes out of this

I know i'm just sitting up there looking at cards and you can justify anything

Well, I'm excited to see what the card is. He's just saying he's just saying

That's it. I'm just saying dampening it's the dampener

Like don't build me up to dampen me down. I just don't understand it

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So we have a best friend

named Sean

And we have another friend

Y'all remember my old buddy Sean Brawley

We have another friend

That is named Sean as well

All right, and so

We've been talking to both. We've been talking to both for the past couple of weeks

And it has me wondering

Could the shawns all get together and just decide on one spelling

Because we have Sean sha w n and then Sean s e a n I really think the s e a n's just go to the

shawn

I totally disagree. I feel like seen

s e a n is like

I told him he's like why i'm like what s e a n's more sophisticated

Also, you can't get mad at the shawns. It was their mom's fault to begin with

but like

Sean Sean s e a n's from canada. So his spelling is probably

Different for that reason. There's a can't so you think I would look at that and say Sean

There's the canada shawm. I look at s h a w n from north carolina, and I don't say shawn. I'm like shawn

That's shawn

Oh, his nickname is shawney. You know what I mean? Yeah. Well, yeah, so I feel like there's so many

Named spellings that are different like he even said the amys. He's like the am I ease of you. We don't like that

That was yeah, they gotta go. He went real hard trying to sell me

I don't I don't piss them off. I don't want the

I ease from facebook to come after me

But uh, what about the jeff's the g e o f f

Hey, so I think g o f f jeff. Yeah, I think it's the German spelling

I think it would be hilarious if all the shawms met in a big shawne expo and decided

That they're all gonna adopt the same. We need a gavel. We need a ticker. We need the whole thing

From this day forward, we have decided that we're all spelling our names the same

And amy's like, well, you know the shawm s e a n that's like the more sophisticated shawn and I was like

Oh, man, we talk about the dumbest

And I was like, I was like, oh man, don't you don't tell me you like when somebody has a has a regular name

And then you make somebody who has like the extra extra spelling on the you know, they twist the spelling a little bit

Like their mom and dad were like, yeah, I'm gonna do that but make it cuter. Yeah

Greg with two g's at the end. What are we doing? What are we doing? Yeah, you're just asking we're just asking

For the teacher to misspell it

Assholes we were sitting there having lunch being assholes. Yeah, but our kids get it. God. It was a funny conversation

It was funny because it came with a sound effect

Yeah

I'm thinking about all the names now. John. Can we make a decision there? Yeah. What's that? John

Yeah, like John

Should be j o h n

But then you have the j o ends out there

Yeah, so wandering around which one needs to go thinking there's something special like i'm john, but i'm different

I think i'm john better the hans need to go

The h it's biblical. You can't screw with it. John is yeah, that's true. Yeah

Yeah, it's funny. He brought up the juff thing. My dad's name is juff, but he's j e f f. Okay, so he can

Yes, what's the how do you else?

Which is like the general spelling. Yes, they gotta get they gotta get the fuck out of here

Perfect analogy because I always was like, yeah, that make that's why jeff bowdine's the way he is because he's the g

Yeah, he's got a o f f like the whole you know

Oh my god

Like who spells jeff like that right g off. No wonder the guy drives the way he drives

I want to get out of here right now. I want to slither out of my chair and turn to the floor

Going to be our uh djd classic next week

I really like him. I'm just kidding jeff. The bowdines and urn hearts have always had

a fun

Little rivalry and this just must continue

Well, it's gonna he's not right. I felt that way in the 80s. I'm like he spells his name weird and he drives weird

Well, kelly always presented that she had us

With an e in the back of her name. She said she never got out of keychain every time she went to like a carnival

Or a theme park or whatever they had those jumpshorts. She's like I always peruse the keychains

And they never had ornaments or keychains or anything with her name on it. She was always annoyed by that

Imagine being a dale. Ain't no damn dale keychains out there

I could barely try to travel us. They probably weren't any Ralph's

I didn't want to be Ralph like Ralph was like you were opening yourself up for all kind of all kinds of ridicule

If your friends found out your first name was Ralph. Yeah, I hear you

Do you want to know what did that all through high school? Do you want to know what my dad wanted to name me?

What?

Bernie Bernie after Bernie kozar. No, I like that

And luckily my mom thought it

They thought I was going to be a boy and my name was travis

They had picked out travis for me. It's a great name. And now here I am being a namey Bernie

And that'd be a tough one. That's a great

Like I would have understood why I got bullied if my name was no if my name was Bernie

I would have understood like people bullying me like I would have bullied myself. Yeah, Bernie like

Who wants that name? Yeah, it's cute when you're a little bit. There's a phase in the middle

Yeah from like 10 to 55 funny names like that Ralph and Bernie

I don't know. I would have if dad hadn't been who he was

Dale would have been a pretty underwhelming name

To have to go through life with did you get called junior in school all the time? No

It was always dale junior dale junior probably

But dale was very unspectacular

They're not many great dales out there

And you know for weren't for dad, you know, it'd be pretty underwhelming. Did you ever get called dj?

You know what a dale is with the farmer in the dale

To body of water and it's something some kind of a valley or something

Even anything cool like a pond or a pond. Okay. It's still very underwhelming

It's a creek. What did you just ask for the intimidator who made it cool?

the same

I don't really have a never a bottle for that

You know some else stupid Nicole did this last week. Oh, of course

So the reason we went down besides just checking on the house was our neighbors were having a birthday party for their six-year-old

So there were like 30 little girls in their backyard

And they had a little spa party and it was very fun

And Ila decided she wanted to go home about halfway through because she was the oldest kid there

And she was like it is I've never seen her act like that and at first I was really disappointed

I'm like, why do you want to leave that's so rude. I'm like, we haven't done cake or whatever yet

And she's like, I don't know anybody but there's no any there's not any other girls my age

She's like, can you just walk me back across the street? Hey, so I did. Oh wait, what? Yeah, so

Amy texts me. She says I don't want to come home. I was like, why she's like she doesn't not having fun

They're all kid younger kids here. So you

We met in the street and I walk her back to the house and we're walking back into the house

We're going up the stairs and I was like

So you wanted to come home, you know, and she's like, yeah

I was the oldest one there was no one wanted to play with me and she started to cry

She was about no way she was hurt. She was sad

Yeah, and I was like, honey, it's all right. It's you know, well as the oldest one there

You can't be sad that the little ones are not coming up to you

I she started saying it and I looked on her face and I saw that look on her face like she was

Pucker and I was like, honey, you're growing up. You're getting older. That's gonna happen

That's gonna be the way things are. That's not a bad thing

You know, it was quick. She was quickly out of it, but she wasn't

I thought for sure besides just she wasn't like the oldest one knows in the air this party

Well, I thought she I thought she just wanted to come back and play on her switch

She's like dad's upstairs watching the race

That means I play on my video games if I really want to go home

Then I want to go hang out with my dad because I get to play with my video game. What's hey

Yeah, so she's reading the room pretty well. Yeah is what I'm supposed to say

I like the switch. She plays princess peach. Yeah, she plays games

It's it's not as bad as I've had she can't like she Nicole has a it's contained. They had the old switch

They don't even got the new one yet, but I Nicole has

So Ila plays princess peach and just plays a crap out of this thing, right?

And I love it because it reminds me of when I was a little kid. I had my original nintendo and

I was just running through this game. She Nicole

I give her a switch and she gets this. I want the same game. Okay. Same game

Here dad

do it

She just and she flings it over like this too. I'm like, no, don't drop that thing

I'm like, no, I'm not doing it. You it's a game. You play you figure it out. I can't do it

I can't figure it out. All right. I run through the first phase. She's watching. I'm like, oh, you see what we're doing here

You hopping you jumping you doing this determine. Okay now

There's too many buttons for one two minutes goes by here. It comes back dad do it

Get me through this part and I'm like, no, like you've got to this is the fun part of the game

It's like trying to learn and figure it out. But like she's just too young

I know. I guess she's too young

We got Ila switch when she was five two and we ended up putting it away because she was just too young

She did the same thing. She would want you to help her play the whole game. We're like, no, no

I don't want to do this

I know a lot of people are sitting here going video games really

Yeah, you know, we're gonna be a video. We're gonna be gamers a little bit

I can't wait till we let them play video games a little bit

But then we kick them outside. Yeah, it's very it's balanced. It surely is found. It's a good balance

Anybody that says like, oh, I don't want my kids on a device like

There's you're lying. You've got and we grew up playing like we would spend hours in front of the tv playing in

The nintendo on a saturday. I mean hours. Oh, yeah, trying to master those games, you know, I

I think there's absolutely a good balance, but I remember

I'll never forget this when I wanted to buy a computer

I was I think I was 15. I didn't have credit yet and kelly had to kelly put it on her credit and

It's a $500 computer for best buy and she

Financed it for a hundred bucks a month and I was gonna pay her the hundred dollars or whatever

and

We're talking we're talking about this excited. I couldn't believe it. I was gonna get a computer

You know, no one had computers in their houses in 1994, you know, and so

I don't know man. I must have been this must have been earlier now, but um

So it was early 90s box screen kind of thing is early 90s

But I was so excited and dad heard us talking about it

And he's like

And then I bought it and we got it and I'm over there messing with it

And I got racing billiards nascar challenge because I was playing billiards nascar challenge on a floppy disk in

Drafting class like I would stay after school and go back into drafting class and with a DOS floppy disk

Let you do that. Yeah, and I'd play and uh, mr. Nail was our drafting teacher

But um, cool last name for a draft. It is very on point, but um, he should have been the carpenter teacher, I guess, but um

Anyways, I was into and I'm like, I need this at home

You know, I don't want to stay after school and play for an hour until he run me off

so

Dad sees that I'm sitting over there doing this

And he says

You're wasting your time with them computers

And I'm like what

Like how could you not be like, you know, my son's on this box that I have no understanding of and he's like doing

But he was like you're wasting your time with them computers

That's a waste of time and I'm like man

I would tell if he was sitting right here. He's laughing out. I'd be like

How about what did you look at me now dad, you didn't know

You would not tell him that but that's a good night. Yeah, and so when we when I so I like to see Isla

You know, we have iPads and they play their iPads and they have games and and we absolutely I am a

I am I am a absolute observer. I have all the settings and I've got the apps to follow everything they're doing

Like they are not doing anything on there that I don't know about and it's always in our presence, but I like it because

Everything they're going to do the rest of their life is going to be on a screen on a tablet automatically

It's going to be yeah, it doesn't take them two seconds to learn it

I just like to switch over the iPad because those games in particular

They are challenging and they're frustrating and you have to keep trying so like it's teaching them some type of

Problem-solving coping and coping mechanism with getting frustrated and having to work through it versus the iPad

It's like go to the next app or whatever or they will come to you

Want you to buy tokens or buy something for them to just advance and we're like that is the one that is not happening

Yeah, that is one pain. Yes, because it

I will buy them video games all day long. I don't have a problem like you want a new game

No problem. You want a new game? You I mean, I don't I don't that's not

a problem the freaking apps

They'll you know, I'll get them. We'll get them this like spelling app or accounting app or it's a school app

You know and there's or there

Nicole's got an app where she loves to do this

Or she's just matching flipping things over matching them, right? What do you call that?

I don't know puzzles. It's like a puzzle. Yeah, and so she playing that thing

She wants me to play with her and all that stuff, but it shows them ads

And they're like I want that I want that I want that yeah between every level they do

They've got to watch this ads for other games. No, they bring the thing over. Can we

I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Have you tried a scam?

Have you tried putting on airplane mode?

They are on airplane. Okay, because a lot of a lot of apps when you're playing games

Put on airplane mode. You don't get the ads. Really? Yeah

Interesting. Well, so they don't have service if they're on airplane

We have to have them to the wi-fi anyway. So I think they're not online

Yeah, they're not like connected to the internet or anything. They don't have a phone number

Yeah, but it's just uh

Yeah, the iPads are tough because they

They're always bringing it over. They're always selling you something. Yeah. So can we get this?

Can we get that? I think that part of the reason she wanted to leave the party that day was just to play her game, but

Back to the Nicole thing. So we stay there's a whole another hour for the party back to the original story

Back to the original story. We're at the birthday party and there's a bunch of little girls running around

Nicole's have the time of her life. They have a fashion show

So they're like walking down this runway in these little princess dresses

And so having the time of her life

Cake time's happening. I can tell Nicole's getting a little tired

And the cake is being sliced all the girls like slamming around each other getting real close

And so I pick Nicole up just so that she's not gonna get pummeled because some of the other girls are a little taller than her

And she's like mom. I want some cake and it's like I know I just I'll get the cake for you

I don't want you to get stuffed on so I grab a cake. I squat down

She doesn't like icing so I'm trying to scrape the icing off with the spoon

She also has her hand on the spoon. She's not letting go. I'm like

I'm just going to scrape this icing off and and move it over here

So you can eat the cake and she just looks straight at me and she goes. I'm going to punch you in the nose

It was so shocking

That I like didn't really know if I heard her right, but I just like

Let me have the cake and I picked up the cake and I went and threw it away

And she and I I wish could buy it out of the back side of the house

I was like you aren't getting any cake and then she could just cried wailing crying the whole way home all the way across the street

I was like

Dale you're never gonna believe what this kid just said to me and I didn't even know what to do

I ended up putting her in her bed me and I busted out laughing which I don't think was the right reaction

I texted him because I knew he was gonna do that you came into the

You came on right, but she was already in time out like I'd already put her in the bed

And I was like don't you come out of here until I come and find you and so she took a nap

But um, yeah devil dale, of course laughs at all of those things and it was pretty funny

But I just it had no context. We weren't fighting over anything. I was helping her eat something

I didn't really feel like she needed to begin with

And then you know her we're in the house, but yesterday and she said or two days ago and she said I'm

She said something. She said something else. Yeah, and you were like, where did you hear that?

Yeah, she said there was a show she was watching that she learned it from

Yeah, and I was like, is that also where you learned I'm going to punch you in the nose and she goes

It was wreck it Ralph

Yeah, she said she was going to slam somebody or kick you in the face

Punch your nose face or something. Yeah, wreck it Ralph. Yeah

Well, I asked her about the nose thing. She said she made that one up on our own

But wreck it Ralph planted the seed for one

I guess one of the phrases and then she just decided she was just going to roll with that

but

And this

Yesterday

Or two days ago. I can't the last couple days have been a blur with the card

Stuff I've been doing

You didn't have to add that

Bless your heart Ralph. I'm just saying so

Yes, a couple days ago me and Isla are horse playing

And Isla likes to try to like swing and gymnastics kick me in the butt like that's her thing

Yeah, and she says I'm going to kick you in the ass

That's what she said

So I wasn't in the room, but I heard she said a cuss word and nobody would repeat it

So I didn't know what she said

She said

Oh my god, not Isla too

We're doing something wrong Dale. I was learning this for the first time and I said Isla I go

Isla, do you know that's a bad word? She goes. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry

I said, uh, she goes on it just came out. It just came out. I said, where'd you hear that? She goes from you

And I was like, yep valid

Oh man, no wonder nobody would tell me what was that and I told her I don't think we were

You didn't seem like you wanted to know you were kind of like I well because you seem like you had it handled

And I didn't want to make it a bigger deal

But I asked her later what it was she said and she's like nothing. Don't worry about it

I was like Isla that's one of the words you can't say again until you're older

So just go to put it away. So she's like, all right

But what are you gonna do?

Well, Nicole same day ask

April

Before they were getting ready for ballet. She goes, can I say what the hell?

Yes. Yeah, what happened? What was going on in the living room that day? I don't know

We're in trouble. Yeah, not nearly as bad

But I asked my friend

His three-year-old I said Jackson, you're gonna be good tonight and he goes. Do you want a beer?

Really and then walks out and goes like

And he served you one. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Yeah, you can get him out of the fridge. That's pretty nice

I feel like so when we when me and Amy decided we're gonna have kids and we you know

Went through probably the first three or four years super strict

With ourselves about our language. Yes, and I feel like in the past real work. It did. I think in the past two years

I don't know about Amy, but I've I've gotten tired gotten loose about it. You know, and there'll be

I'm

Like I'm in a conversation with somebody on the phone

In the truck and and and they might say something

Accidentally not knowing I'm on the phone. You know not knowing his whole family's in the car or I'll say something

accidentally on and I'll hang the phone up and I'll say

Isla did you hear a bad word?

And she might say no

I'm like, all right

Because there was a bad word in a song the other day that me and Amy were listening to and I said hey

Isla did you hear a bad word? She goes no

It's a Taylor Swift song. She likes to listen to on her own

She sings along but she doesn't know there's a bad word in there

But sometimes I ask her I say and she'll say yes

Yes, I heard a bad word. I'm like, okay

Well, you know, you ain't supposed to you know, I just we just have a little conversation. I don't know if it

I don't know if it's really worth it. She needs to know that it's bad at least

And if she wants to get herself in trouble by using it then that's her choice

But I feel like they innately know bad words are bad words. I always felt like I did too

Yeah, like I would hear a bad word a cuss word when I was a kid

And I didn't know immediately that that was a cuss word and I was never saying it

You know what I mean? It was like

Like that sounds too sharp. That sounds like it's rough. Like what are you like the f word?

That was like

Super taboo. We don't say that right when I was a kid kid. I remember so I don't remember my dad cussing too much

He said quite a bit or damn

We heard f all the time from dad and his friends. Really? Yes, like rusty wallace says the f word every three words

That's how you used to be. Yes

Dad used to say what the buck

Son of a buck that's why I used to say son of a buck. Well, but nobody says son of a

I know it was for son of a

Oh, oh, but he didn't say any of that stuff around the son of a book and he would say it was such a

I don't say the I don't say the b word because I feel like

You're in a house of you better not be bad for you. Yeah

I wouldn't even say it

Not referencing a woman. It doesn't matter. All of us would go excuse me. That's a b. I don't even say it like in general

Yeah, because it's I feel like women would women when a woman hears it. Do they go?

What what does it hits you wrong even when it's used out of context?

Like something being like damn that was a

Is it if you and I are talking up to each other? No, but um, what's the equivalent the male equivalent to the b word to the b word?

No, man, my granny's gonna kill my

Oh

You women don't use it. We do it when we're talking about you behind your back really

Or when I'm like in the pantry just going oh

She's just saying in the pantry wherever I'm hiding you ever

Yes, I do. Yes. I do of course. I do of course. I do and of course you do

Oh, I mean, I ain't gonna lie through my teeth and say no, of course. I do

It's better than doing it to your face

You and I would be like, oh really? Yeah, and there would be like the clash of the titans just one up in each other

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You have had some fun with a ring camera at the beach house lately

What

Is that memory filed away too? Yeah, what I do

You you were telling us the other day how the technology with the ring cameras has gotten so

Detailed to like not only does it alert you that there's someone around but it goes into very very good description

What they're doing where they are what they might even be wearing. Well, wait, this is the thing

so okay, I remember now so I

and

Sorry don't be coming after his facebook ring camera people

um

That don't like ring cameras and ring we're kind of intrigued by this so people are

People are like, oh man, you know, you better turn all these settings off. They're doing stuff

um

I don't care

Hell with it. I look for the setting. I couldn't find it. Um

I um

I'm just messing a person is walking on the paved area with the leaf blower. Yeah, so so I get the ring camera

and we have them at this at the at our vacation house and

You know, I'm I'm they're cool. I'm liking them

You know, the only thing the only bad problem is is minor minor wireless and so I got to keep the batteries charging them

But you know, so for not there we can't peek in. Yeah, you can't well if you let them die

But they usually don't they last quite a while

All right for a year

If it saw a person it would just say

Person, you know, it or see I saw a person it would just say basically

I have person walking camera to camera to

You know person walking

car

You know, it was very basic and vague

Then the other day

it said

Guy in red shirt walking by with a leaf blower and I was like

What for the f**k is this like this alert?

So descriptive it looked like a personal text message came through. I was like, what the hell ring camera

I started like looking and then it started and so the the

Landscapers were at my property and so for the next 30 minutes. I got all kinds of very descriptive

Uh, thanks for my ring camera. I'm like, what the f**k update comes like they've updated the software

And which I'm thankful. It's like

I've got this

Man walking near the edge of the pool. They made this camera. Yeah, man walking on the edge of the pool

You know on the south side of the pool, you know by the umbrella. I don't know. You know, it was just

Very descriptive. Yeah, it's nice to have when you're not there too

It is nice to have. I just thought it was hilarious. They didn't tell me. Hey, man, just be be on the lookout

Your uh descriptions are going to get more, you know descriptive descriptive

Little heads up would have been good, but I feel like it was more fun the way it was

It was surprising. Yeah, it was how detailed that they're they're getting

So that's what people are saying too with the updates. I guess is

You know the ai that's in the program. Yeah, there were some it's really analytically

Looking at all the things

About a you know, there's some setting that helps them find lost dogs, but

Help some find lost dogs. Yeah, that's what they advertise

But then people realize that like it's being supposedly dogs code for something else

No, no, no, like they're cerebral commercial is like

Oh

Ring cameras will help you find your lost dogs and then people realize that like supposedly the ring cameras

Are the other companies are

How they're using the cameras to store footage or something like that. I don't that's crazy people learned

Well, if you're able to go that far back, how are how are they?

I guess what they're wondering or genuine concern is

They're taking all of the footage that I have access to and they're compiling it stockpiles somewhere on a server

Yeah, you know, that's a little scary, but I mean my ring cameras are pointed out in the world

I'm not watching that's not true. The one I was pointing at the pool. So like there is no skinny dipping or anything like that

Well, sometimes we can't come back from the beach and they're all sandy and there's a

Happening there that nobody needs to not see I mean nothing going on that we wouldn't go like I don't get

Well now I won't be doing that. That's for sure. All right. Well, I can take that one down

But I could take it down. Most of them are just pointed out at the world

So if somebody does something silly out out in the front of my house, then that's all them

But yeah

We were entertained. I thought it was hilarious. I was like, damn that was very descriptive

Thank you green camera speaking of descriptive. We have a we have a visitor. I think we have a debate to settle. Sorry

Does the visitor know about this? It's an I'm all debate

All right, do you know about this? I do know about this

So we have a t-shirt with shop.dirtymomedia.com

And it's a it's a quote of Dale's he has made up this word

Or he says a word constantly

I'm all run to the race shop. I'm all get myself something to eat. I'm all so I have always teased him that like that's not actually a word

It's almost like three words compiled into one

And so he and I have like I knew where we'll text each other about

I'm all

And I just write out i m o l well the t-shirt that Dalton has created for us says I

Apostrophe m apostrophe l l that's right. There's two apostrophes and what is here. It's it is a made-up word

Yes, so we have to have

A debate and we're gonna do a poll

For what we feel like the proper spelling of this word. What's the poll choices?

It's gonna be my way in your way

Our two options two options

All right

So I'm gonna start us off. I think we can all agree that this word definitely starts with I'm the word. I'm right

I'm all right

And the word means

I'm going to yeah, right. I'm going to yes, okay

So we're all on the same page

Well, I'm going to means I will slide show. I did I've listened. I got I'm going to is equal to I will I will right

It's the same thing, right? Sure. I'm gonna take out the trash. I will take out the trash. Yeah, gotcha

No, because that's the tense is not always the same. Yeah, there's there's some past

And you know all that's kind of future. Yeah, there's some subjects and

I'm just saying words at this point

Um

All right, so I will we know turns into I'll

Right, okay, so then we have we're gonna replace. I'm going to with

I'm will

But that doesn't make any sense. I'm will I'm I'll

Well, you got two eyes. You can't have two eyes and saying there's only one eye. It's it's me. Yeah

I'm

Was this really your process? I think yes

In about this much time and then I was like, how did I come up with this?

And this is where I this is where I got to

You just wanted to have two apostrophes in one word. I wanted to create a new word that had never been created before. Yeah, so

He's here to so his so option a

Option a is is I'm I apostrophe m apostrophe ll. Yeah

I'm all

I mean, I'm I'm cool with creating the only word in the english history that has two apostrophes

Yeah, that's good. That's pretty cool. All right

okay, so my argument is

That it stands for I'm going to which is the same

But in

context of

The way that it sounds and for conciseness, especially texting it

We have always spelled it. I am ol I'm all because that's what it sounds like Dale saying. I'm all shorthand. I have asked Dale

Truly ask him when he says the word. I'm like, what is that actually? What do you think you're saying?

What does that mean? He goes I'm all I'm all I'm all I'm all I'm all I'm all I'm like, so I am going to

Yeah, he's like, I don't know. It's like a short short circuit. Yeah

Start this that's how we ended up with word. Yeah. So like I am ol. That's how we have always texted. I am ol

Yeah, it just looks like a

Like a government organization like, you know, that's designed to take out like yard pests like I'm all

like

Very boring company. Yeah. Well, I don't know. I mean, I'm pretty firm. I think it's

I post free in post free ll. Are we gonna put this up to the vote? I think it has to I think we have to put it to a vote

Yeah, um

What are we doing that today? Um, I think oh, yeah, we're gonna do it today. Elijah's gonna put it out there

Abigail's gonna put it now. Everybody don't vote for I am ol on just because me and Amy

We want genuine reaction to the word. Let's have a very balanced fair

voting

I appreciate the what you're doing

Especially especially for the effort with his slideshow and all of his all of his work. He's put into this

So there will be a t-shirt the t-shirt is already created that says I a foster e.m

A foster ll. Yeah, but we are wanting him to change it back. Dale. I think has the shirt

Oh, you do have the shirt

Hold the janky shirt up

This was the bad. This was the not so correct spelling. I almost drinks a bit. That looks great to me

Look at that. It does square up nicely. It is almost drinks. Imagine I am ol

But I am ol is the same amount of letters as beer

Isn't that the wizard from the smurfs redo the graphics just fine my argument to all of this

would be

If if me and Amy hadn't have had the conversation years ago about the spelling

I'd be on board with whatever

Whoever wanted to write it out. We two three years ago decided in our mind

I am ol. Yeah, okay. So I see. Yeah, I'm stealing a little bit of a memory from you

Amy picked up on the fact that I was doing it and then she decided how it would be spelled and I'm like

I did it to tease him. Right. Like, you know, it was always a poke

You know, what's funny is the more time I've spent around Dale

I I say you see it. Oh, you do. I say it all the time. Like I'll be like, yeah

I'm gonna go down to the store and whatever. I'm like, where did that like I I come?

Yeah, maybe you were saying you were saying it all along. So he didn't even realize he was saying it until I pointed it out

Maybe I just notice it more now. Yeah

Maybe a lot of people say it. It's crazy. Maybe this poll will go very

I think it's all right. My opinion is it should be a freaking word. My goal is to get it in the dictionary

I want to get it in like the webster's dictionary. That's my goal too. Let's do it. Oh my gosh

Who's going to share the glory in this? We will what if you win?

What if he wins and it's your word

That would suck. I know well

We'll let the people vote let the people vote. All right. This is fun. I'm gonna get out of here. All right. Let's do some ask

Amy. I'm we'll get

Mike drop I heard that Dalton

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What do you have travis?

So our first question comes from carl and she said that uh, my daughter wants to start wearing makeup

And i'm not sure how to handle this

Um, how much like when did you like start letting the girls put on a little makeup or whatever?

Oh man, how old's the daughter her daughter?

Seven seven so i mean we we gave ilah a makeup desk when she was what four

Three four they had i mean they were getting like a tiny kid's makeup

They were getting little fun toy kits from their grandparents and all this i mean a little tiny little kid

I mean so they've been playing in makeup. Yes, since they were tiny so

We we let her do it

I feel like a little too early, but she wasn't allowed to wear it out of the house

She just played in it

Yeah, and it was like blue and pink and tacky and full of glitter and

She didn't really know how to play with it either or put it on so she would dig holes in it and it'd be gone in a day

To be honest like it didn't last very long. It's super messy. It's all messy

Um, and we haven't done that with nicole yet because we saw yeah

We learned from our mistakes and so she doesn't have a makeup desk in her room, but she will get into my makeup

Um, but both of them are pretty good at putting it on like they can put mascara on without poking their eyeballs or anything like that

It would be my advice that if you're gonna do it

You try to help with how it can be organized

So like we uh

Like you know

Alligating that little desk and having a little it's a place where at all it's contained

Right because those little kits they're gonna get them for you know once you start letting them play

They're gonna want to ask for more and they're gonna get it from aunts and uncles and niece

You know nephews and friends and grandparents and they're gonna have all these funky little crappy kits

Everywhere crappy kids. Well, it's just gonna and if you have a space where you're like honey

This is your makeup stand. This is where your makeup goes. You keep it here

So your sister didn't get in it. So such and such and such and such and or an old school caboodle

I got her one of those two like I thought that would be a better

Thing that nicole could not get into so it looks like a little tackle box to be honest

And they're they're cute colors and so they have a mirror inside

So if you don't want to actually commit to a full makeup desk, that's a good idea too

Just the organization but I think let them play is fine. Yep. What age did you let them get their ears pierced?

What's what at what age did you let them get their ears pierced? Well?

So unpopular opinion is I did it already

Dale was not excited, but he knew it was happening. Um

Isla

Hold was Isla she was six

And nicole's four and nicole has not taken hers out

We have not changed them out and it's been fine. The experience was really nice

Isla however wanted to change hers out as soon as she could so it was like six weeks in

And it was a little tender and so we we got we got them out and putting them putting the new ones back in

Was absolute torture. Yeah

Um, she had these little loops in

And then you know she and her sister were playing with Barbies and she got Barbie whipped and it pulled one of them out

Which also hurt

So she was not going to let me put that back in her ear

So she now still has just one loop in her ear

She's had a hoop in one ear and the other one's grown back for over a year. It's she's like pirate

She's like a little pirate with one loop

In her right ear. Yeah

We can't I can't convince her to get that one re-pierced

Or change the other one out to something smaller. That's a little more subtle

So she's got a loop

I feel like is when they're younger it's better because then they don't mess with them

It's yeah, you see sometimes you'll see like a one-year-old with like little studs and you're just like

I feel like

I don't think it's a bad choice. No because they're not going to mess with mess with it

But their ears grow, you know, so like the only reason I would wait a little bit

Just because the hole might not be in the right place. But yeah, I don't know all girls really like that stuff

So I don't think it's a bad idea to do it. Yeah

So this next question is how many pillows is too many pillows on a bed?

Yeah, we don't agree on that one. I

Really like having decorative pillows and all the fluff and I want my bed to be made every morning

I want it to look pretty. Dale does not agree with that. He does not like having the bed made

So we just I gave up. I don't have any decorative pillows on our bed

At the house house, but I do at the beach house

We have

King pillows and I think each one of us have three

And one of them always gets kicked on the floor

So I don't know

Two two per person. I feel like you need an extra to hold on to or to like put your leg over or something

I like an unmade bed. I think it's way more comfortable

He likes because then you get in you just have to then pull the sheets off at the bottom to get it comfortable

Anyway, so it's like why make it when you're really gonna get in and just pull it

Pull it up. Just can we just pull the top up and just I don't mind like

Straightening the bed, but I hate like tucking in the sheets and all the stuff because I

My toe I get down in the bottom my toes are all bent now

I gotta kick the sheet out of the album under the mattress to get my that's tight to give me room

Yeah, I don't like that either. I don't want the sheet to be tight on my feet

Yeah, but I'm way shorter than you so my feet don't get to the bottom of the bed

Like at home

I just have a comforter on my bed really just sleep with just the comforter and like a fitted sheet

No top sheet. Amy what kind of blankets are these we have a lola blankets?

And if you have to live under a rock to not know what this is to be honest

Travis is like, I don't know under rock apparently

They are these softest most fluffy blankets and now like they started out with a throw blanket

And now they make king-size ones that cover your bed. And so that's dale's favorite thing

But it's really heavy and warm. I will it would if it's up to me

I would just jump on top of them

I would just cover throw that on top of the bed. I'd never even get under this blanket

Which he does that a lot and he comes into bed later than I do

So I'm underneath the feather blanket with the lola over on his side

And he'll come and lay on the top of the duvet and then cover up and so I can't move like I can't

I seal her in

I can't move my covers at all

I feel like we're gonna have to go Dutch style and like get our own like, you know how like

Have their own duvetes on each side of the king bed

We have our own and then nobody's

Fighting over the blanket. That would be smart

How many pillows do you sleep with like when you're actively sleeping? Are you

You're two. Yeah, what is it? I'm a one pillow guy. All right. Yeah

You're super simple. Just lay down head like I don't want like do you lay like this?

Uh, there are times where I'll sleep on my back. Yeah

Yeah, I do that every now and again. Yeah

Sleeps like that I start

On my right side arm under the top like on the right side arm under the pillow and then I have another pillow

Jackknife leg. Yeah, but also he sleeps diagonally across the bed. Yeah

I will start jackknife

But I'll wake up literally on my back with my hands like yeah

I mean I like he's laying in his coffin like I'm laying in the coffin

I usually fall asleep best if I'm on my left side

We know somebody I want to Amy's friends that sleeps bowled up like a frog like a frog

She still does it like fetal position

Kind of like a fetal position. Yeah, but like on her belly on her

Arms tucked in her knees up like she's a little frog

I would be so sore the next morning. She's not this person is like a

In their 40s. Yeah, she's my age young. Yeah, like in their 40s. Yeah, low for young 40s and in sleeps on her knees

Yeah

We had to sleep over because the girls are the same age. I don't know it was last spring. She's gonna kill us

It's all right. We're gonna say her name. She won't care. It's not she's it's kind of funny

But she still does it. I thought I'm gonna say so she and I slept together and in her bed

Her husband was away and I look over in the morning. I'm like there's this tiny little ball underneath the covers on her side

And they're like, yeah, she still sleeps like that. That's crazy

How is that comfortable? I don't know but she must sleep really well

She sleeps exactly how she was bowled up in her mother's belly. Exactly. Wow

I think that all of us fall asleep with our face smashed into the pillow the same way. It was comfortable in our room

That's

There's like one side that's more comfortable makes sense. Yeah, I I do have like I I do sleep better on my right side than my left

I'd rather sleep on my left because I'm facing you but I don't I don't not as comfortable

I don't know what it is. I'm not more comfortable on my right side. Yeah

Have you thought about what differences make have you guys thought about just switching sides?

Yeah, but Dale won't do it. He likes that side of the bed. That's not true

What is it about that side of the bed and I don't know you just decided that was your side of the bed

That's your side of the bed at the beach too. You have the same side

I think it's okay that we're not facing each other with our

Our nighttime breath just cacking on each other. I do believe that though

If you're if you're a couple and you sleep the same way in one bed

If you got a camper or if you got a vacation at home or whatever

If you go on vacation if you go to a hotel like you have to stay

If you're left you have a side of the bed

Makes sense. Yeah, because I feel like it throws everything off. I don't know

I don't think about it that much. Yeah

But so yeah, he does care about the side of the bed. Yeah

Like I'm just wanting to be the same as I am at home whether it's whatever

Whatever so our next question is what is your favorite checks mix piece?

Favorite checks mix. Yeah the Pete like the eye. Oh man the the right chip

Oh the actual piece. Yeah, yeah, let me let me read them for everybody listening

Uh, you got the corn checks, which is pretty good the squiggle the breadstick breadstick terrible

We check wheat checks me

Round pretzel

Right bagel chip garbage

Square pretzel. Yeah, I mean if old pretzels, I just get pretzels

The right chip

Is by far the best it is by heart. It isn't even close. It's so salty and they finally

After I don't know lots of complaints

2000 freaking years decided to put right chips in a bag by themselves

Yeah, so you can yeah, you can get your own bag. You don't you know what for go the rest of the stuff and get just right chips

Because you know when you open a bag everybody digs through and just gets the right chips out

Then you're left with all the other things, you know, which is super rude. So annoying

Well, I know but when you're doing it too, you're like, yeah, it's your you don't care about

What are those things when you're doing it? I do it. I do it as well. Like I

We talked about dopamine

A dopamine fix dopamine rushes and stuff and like itemize and organizing and what what what gives you like

Pleasure of like doing a total chore or task or hobby. Yeah

Well, like eating a bag of chicks

Opening that whole bag and seeing all it's in there and digging through to get just the rye

Is the opposite of dopamine

Because you're like

Damn it. I'm I'm on where are they are they only the one to own and I'm eventually gonna run out pretty quick

And have to eat the rest of this garbage. Do you know what I mean? It's a whole thing's just a frustration. Yeah

I do like the uh

The checks

What is that one part the first one the rice? Yeah, the right the corn checks the corn checks. I like those

They're not they're not bad. If once the rye chips are gone

I can I'm digging into those guys see then we could hang out because I'm not going for the rye chips

The bagel and the bagel and the breadstick. What do you what?

I would go

Pretzels then I would go bagel then breadsticks then the checks the bagel chip

Yeah, he said he doesn't go for the rye at all. So y'all would absolutely be

Like a perfect match sitting at the bar. Well now what I love is utz has a thing called pub mix

Yeah, the pub mix we have that at the house. They have it because they have like the seasoning on it

Yes, and then that's where it's really good

They have those little hot wasabi peas in there too. I don't think I've ever seen that one really

Those things are good, but they're hard. They are be careful. You gotta be careful with your teeth. Yeah

Well, yeah, that's the same thing with those right chips

But yeah, we had this discussion in the office. I feel like everyone yesterday was going with the rye

Yeah, they're so good and it's like picking the

the

The lucky charm marshmallow is out of the cereal too and they finally made bags of just the marshmallows

Not that those are good for you, but they're so fun. They need to come up with, you know, rye

Rye chip. What is the sandwich made on rye?

Um, a ruben. Yeah, why don't they come up with a ruben flavored rye chip?

That would be awesome a rubenship a rubenship a ruben rye chip with like a little meat flavor and a little

sauerkraut flavor sauerkraut. Oh, that'd be so good

If there's some sauerkraut seasoning. Yeah

Like ranchy sauerkraut probably

It's such an amazing idea. It's probably gonna happen, but it'll be a few years from now probably

How do we master the thousand island sauerkraut flavor?

I mean, it's amazing how these chip makers can find a flavor and put it in a chip. Yeah

I don't know. You know, I probably don't want to know how they're doing it

But some things are better left to be a mystery

Uh, this next one comes from tom if you could delete an app

Off your significant others phone. What would it be? Oh dal you go first if you could delete an app off of my phone

What would it be?

Oh

I mean the only one I see you owns instagram really

So you delete instagram probably

I don't want to

But I mean I I would delete it at certain moments

Like it'd be cool if it I do not want to delete instagram from her phone

For good

But there's some moments when I'm sitting there and I'm like

I want to delete the instagram when he wants me to pet his head or something and I'm just looking at my phone instead

No, no, no just when we're hanging out

We're say like if we go to eat lunch or dinner together or by ourselves

But it's like not like a nice dinner. You wouldn't ever lose your phone during dinner

But like if we're hanging out at lunch or something just but just us

And she'll be on her phone or something. I do I would want it. Yeah, you're usually on your phone too though

Usually it's I know this is kind of conversation is a tough old man. It's okay

But so he his all look like his is either reddit or x or something. It's always he's reading

Reading nonsense. It's not like he's looking at instagram. I wish you could delete x off my phone

Well, we've gone through periods of time where it was deleted off of your phone

And then it keeps popping back in there

Yeah, I get out of x and delete it off my phone for like a year at a time

And then I get back in there and I'm like, oh pretty fun. And then I'll delete it

Get rid of it for a while. Yeah, he gets tired of himself

I know, you know, it's not got his hooks in me. You know what I'm saying? So you do it just to make sure you don't say

No, I'm just saying

What's another quote that we don't like I'm just saying what what else you got

Oh, man, I don't know you don't know it's too hard to put you on the spot. We can think about it. It's hard to think of it when you're

I know it's hard the show will end and all of a sudden you're like, oh that one that one that one

That happens part of it. I hate that. Yeah

Do you have any more questions? Um, nope. That's it. Did well

Do you have an app?

That you went off dales? Yeah x it would be it would be x

Are you so yeah x I don't feel like he's on any other social platforms that often

Dale didn't you used to have like set limits for you on your phone?

No, I don't

I would ignore it. I was like, it's a waste of time

So I feel like it's the same that would be the same for me is like having

The ring or the the watch that like tracks your sleep and so there's depths and all that every girlfriend of mine has those things

I have them

I had I caved my sister the ring because that just didn't want to get in the garment watch

Oh, you are

And I have a whoop band which like I was gonna give you a shot calibrates

And I couldn't even wear it long enough to let it calibrate. I could you have to sleep in it?

I'm not sleeping my jewelry or anything. I've thought about trying whoop

It's a great

Band it really does a good job

But I just like I've got to the point where I'm like if I can't even let this thing calibrate

I don't need to know all the things it's gonna tell me anyway

One of the crew chiefs has one and was showing it to me and it's a little garment watch to 970

And I was gonna wear it just to see what it told me

And he's like man, it tells you all this this stuff is showing me everything

I feel like as neurotic as you are that's gonna be too much information

I know but it's like it's the it's the itemizing and the in the collecting of data and then I know what that you got to do

Something with it, but maybe if it tells him that he's not gonna enough sleep

He might go to bed earlier like I'm either gonna get him to do some things

I'm either gonna look at it and go that would be shocking

I'm either gonna look at it and go man. I'm challenged to try to improve these numbers

And I'll do some work on myself or I'm gonna look at and go. Yep. Didn't want to know that

And throw it away. I don't know. Yeah, I can't wait to see how that plays out

I I know that when I see a rule like that

For myself

I find that to be annoying even if I set it up for myself. Yeah, and so like jamie

She's you know, I just have a hard time wearing watch period like I had the apple watch for a while and I

I like it. I love the apple watch does a lot of the same things by the way

And I love the apple watch because you wouldn't you'd get a phone you get a text message or something you wouldn't have to

You know, you don't have to at least

You generally though had the phone really close to I know but more apple watch meant less phone

And I liked that. I was like giving I was like doing less with this giving your thumbs a break. Yeah

I don't know. We'll see but then I just putting it on and charging it

Updating it this and that no, it's like, yeah, really. What is this thing doing?

Well, they have fun little like charging stations now where it's real easy to just throw it over there when you're

Going to sleep, but you're supposed to sleep in some of those things like the oar ring

Jamie has one of those and it tells her like it's approaching your bedtime parameters

She has set up for herself

And I'm like if my ring kept telling me to go to bed I would get really annoyed by that

So I just don't feel like it's something I need in my life

All right. Well, I'm just you're I'm just interested in what the watch is going to tell me but I'm not sure

What I'm going to do with that information. Yeah, I don't know. I would like to see my sleep pattern

So like I know I wake up and I have yes, like I have not slept well at all this week

I wake up at 2 a.m. Just like looking at the ceiling. I want it to tell me you're not going to have a good day

You you're going to fall, you know

You're going to crash early because you didn't sleep such and such and such

I'm gonna be like all right. Watch this. Does it tell you that you didn't know I was gonna drink all this red bull, did you?

You don't know me

Watching me go watch

Yeah, that'd be smart to have it like for your spouse. So, you know, like, oh, they didn't sleep. Well, they're tired

I better be nice today because of x y and c. I'm gonna mind my p's and q's today. Yeah, maybe that's

Dale, you can get Amy's information sent to you. So, you know, okay

She's running low today. Let me be nice. That's a way better idea. I'll wear the whoop and he can have

information. Yeah

Careful careful around Amy careful handle with care

Avoid

She got an excellent night of sleep literate

And he would totally do that see just saying

There you go

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