Episode #200 - 200 Mother Effin Episodes!

In a world with entirely too many shows about cars, this is another Pointless Automotive

Podcast.

Hey, everybody, nothing big going around here, not a celebration of so many episodes or any

of the likes of that.

Frank, how are you doing?

Casual?

How are you doing?

I'm good.

I just had a thought.

God damn it.

Bury the lead.

Yes?

Should we ask the Magic A-Ball if we're going to make it another 200 and get to 400 episodes?

Oh, I like where you're at.

Spoiler, this is our 200th episode.

Magic A-Ball in hand.

If you guys think back to a good number of the 200 episodes we did, we did consult

the Magic A-Ball.

It's never been wrong.

It's been pretty aggressive.

It's unclaimed.

Yeah.

I can't remember.

I killed a gypsy for this one.

I might have something to do with it.

There was a full moon on a leap year.

Will we make another 200 episodes with this ratchet podcast thing we try to do?

Let's see.

What do we got?

Oh, my God.

I need glasses.

First off, results appear cloudy.

Chadwick will not be able to read in another 200 episodes.

What do we got?

Signs point to yes.

Hey!

I can't show that because you can see the little triangle point there.

Signs point to yes.

All right.

Look at that.

Look at that, guys.

I can't fucking read shit.

That's a relief, honestly.

Actually, maybe not.

That's actually intimidating.

We got work to do.

400 episodes.

So guys, we're halfway there.

200 motherfucking episodes, Frank.

That's a lot on a weekly show where we've only skipped a few weeks, truthfully, over

the four-year run.

Yeah.

And each time it was like, I think you had a child once.

I think one time one of us got really like got the vid or something.

I don't remember.

Yeah.

But a couple of just, yeah, I think we've had like, I think we've missed like two or

three weeks.

That's not bad.

In nearly four calendar years.

I mean, you do the math, right?

If we've missed like three of them and 200 episodes, yeah, we're closing it on four

years doing this.

And I would, if I'm being honest, like, I suppose we should thank you, the listener,

right?

Ooh.

But if we had zero listens every week, I mean, maybe we would still do this.

I don't know.

Maybe.

Yeah.

Because you're right.

It's hard to make that call between the two listens we get and the zero listen that

you just have proposed.

So, yeah.

No, we'd probably still be doing this.

No, we do it without cameras basically every time we talk, dude, I thought it'd be kind

of fun.

I'm a big comic book guy.

So I grew up reading comic books.

I still enjoy graphic novels.

Heavy metal.

So good stuff.

It's okay, actually.

But do you know in comics how they like will say something and it alludes to something

that happened in a past issue and they do that little shout out of what issue

you can find it in?

Sure.

Yep.

For continuity.

I did that on this episode.

So every time I do a shout out, because I wanted to revisit some of our favorite

episodes.

So you the viewer listener, if you're not just using YouTube, if you're actually

listening to podcast the old fashioned way, but if you're on YouTube, hi, hi.

I will reference the exact episode number that I'm referring to when we're talking

about our favorite episodes.

So stay tuned, dear listener.

Does that make this like a, do you remember back?

I remember this show specifically.

Yes.

Clip shows.

Where it was just like, oh man, a clip show and it was just like one of the

best episodes though.

No, no, they weren't.

Yeah, they were.

Troy McClure is the host.

You son of a bitch.

They are so good.

Clip shows.

Clip shows were the worst.

No.

They were good.

The Simpsons ones were fantastic.

I will die on that sword and that hill and that hill on that sword.

The Hill of Swords.

Hill of Swords.

Frank.

Yes.

Looking back 200 episodes, well about to be 200 episodes under our belts.

Any favorite so that sticks out to you?

Um, I mean, there's definitely a few for whatever reason and I don't know why.

I really enjoyed our everything Geo episode.

That was a fun one.

I really liked just going over all of the Geo's offerings was the Geo experiment good

and I would argue yes.

An all Geo episode was a lot of fun and I don't know.

How do you think about that episode?

How do you feel about Geo?

Yeah, I think I love Geo.

I love Geo.

You're just saying that because you have a tracker in the garage.

No, I think we both actually like Geo.

I think all their products are super fun.

The Prism is probably the most to date, but even then there was like a GSI version

of it, right?

Like a cool.

You can get a hatchback with a 4A GE engine.

So that even had a cool variant trackers.

Sweet.

They're all kind of cool, right?

Like so I enjoy Geo quite a bit.

That was a fun episode kind of hashing out and then like actually drawing

the lines between what vehicles they were.

And what an interesting time for GM in general.

Right.

That was probably the coolest part about that.

It would be interesting.

I'm not advocating for it.

But it would be interesting if Geo came back.

Like a resurrected Geo.

And like what that would look like different offerings from around the

world.

It'd be really interesting if that was somehow the way to crack the door

for some of these Chinese offerings to come to America where if it's

like GM licenses and then builds them here to avoid tariff nonsense.

But it's like a whatever, a great wall, whatever.

But called the Geo, right?

Have the new Geo prism and it's like a Chinese EV.

I don't know.

Even though we'd get stuck with what would be modern DeWoo is probably

how that plays out, right?

Yeah.

Or they could bring like cars that we didn't get here.

Like Asus and Suzuki's that are still being made in like Japan.

It could be a way to get around those like gray market import

and imported car tariffs and all that kind of fun stuff.

That'd be kind of silly.

Cars you couldn't buy anywhere else.

Badged any differently in the States.

Give me a Geo.

But I liked our Geo episode.

I thought that was a lot of fun.

That was a lot of fun.

How about you?

I like that.

We just did not too long ago.

We did an automotive.

Would you rather?

Which is like.

I've got a bunch of them now.

God, dude, I think we've done six.

If you're listening at home that covers episodes 14, 34, 75,

116, 152 and 197.

Okay.

Numbers.

These have always been a blast.

If you want to go back and listen to these, our scenarios.

Our scenarios.

The one made out of children's flesh, the interior.

Yes.

Yeah.

Sometimes you have a sometimes you have enough 40 with like

child skin interior.

I don't recommend it.

No, but none of us chose that.

I don't remember what the other offering was.

I think it was like a Diablo, but with you had to live in

the rooftop tent.

That was a fix to it for a calendar year or something like

that.

We've had some.

We've had some good.

Children were evil.

Oh, like they were.

They were all like hitlers in the making.

You never know.

It's a 50, 50 sharp, right?

I think 50.

There's a 50, 50 chops.

There's a 50% chance all children will turn to the

Hitler.

That's a lot of hitlers.

So many mini hitlers.

Yeah.

Once they're old enough to start growing that

mustache is when you really got to make a decision.

And like, do we, do we skin this?

Are you saying kids that can grow mustaches at a young

age will grow to fruition faster?

Like little, let's not go there.

Yes.

Yeah.

Eliminate your local future Hitler.

Anyways.

Yeah.

Those were fun.

The, the, the would you rather.

Yeah.

Like I have to, what's funny is like each, the last

few months we've done, I like, I had like panic the, the

day of and go, Oh God, I know we're going to do one of

these.

And I've had like no notes.

I need to keep like, I need to keep like a notepad on

me.

So whenever I think of something, something strikes

and I feel like we have to, I, oh, I got to write

this one down for the next.

So I can, I can bring a heavier loaded gun.

The game would you rather always it's trying,

right?

Unless you have like a strong affinity to warn

the answers.

And usually you can play into that.

But the way we play this game, there's no winner,

right?

Like we usually give each other these two shitty

options.

And we're like, God, and then you watch our personal

struggles, like deciding what is the most

morally upright decision to make.

And we never arrived at that, but it's fun to

watch.

I think that's, it's fun writing those scenarios

in my opinion.

So those have been some of my favorite episodes

to film.

And we've been doing it for 200 episodes of six

installments.

Well, maybe, maybe what we can do is on the long

tease and hopefully on the horizon soon, you know,

after dark, you know, late night confidential

bonus episodes, we could just play regular

non-automotive themed, would you rather?

Cause I know I, there was something like, you

know, whether it be in high school or college,

those group of friends of like, there were

always a few that were like, you know,

would you rather have like pipe cleaners for

pubic hair or whatever?

And just like go down, go down the list.

And so we can, we can bust some of those out.

I like it.

We should definitely do that.

Yes.

You know what ones I have fun, a lot of fun

with and going all the way back to episode

number four?

Saving the tubishi.

Yes.

I like our savings of like, hey, how can we

save, you know, save Nissan or save infinity?

Those are fun.

The saving Mitsubishi one was our first go

with that all the way back to episode number

four.

Right.

Wow.

And it was fun.

And I like trying to play that.

And I'm curious if we did saving Mitsubishi

a redo four years later, like it's four

years later, both of us talking about

bullshit, but also four years later of

like the market has moved on.

I remember I was like, oh, I want like

Mitsubishi to be like an EV brand.

You know, Mitsubishi Electric, a lot of

parallels there.

There's a lot of electric company.

They also make cars that they can

position themselves well there.

I don't know that the market would

support that today.

And so, you know, because the

pendulum has swung the other way on

EV stuff.

And guess what?

It's going to come swinging back.

Maybe now.

Maybe.

It will eventually.

Maybe not for the stuff that we like.

But guess what?

You and I are buying new cars anyway.

So our opinions don't matter.

But yeah.

So I think that was a fun one.

That was a fun exercise.

And it led us to do some other ones.

And it's going to lead us to

continue to do other ones of, you

know, saving, I don't know.

Yeah.

Other dead.

I don't know.

It was also on my list.

I think we've done, I want to

say five.

So believe it or not.

Saving Mitsubishi.

Episode four.

Saving Buick.

Episode 29.

Saving Infiniti.

63.

Saving Alfa Romeo.

That was the first one to save.

I vaguely remember that one.

I vaguely do too.

I was hammer drunk.

We apparently saved them.

And Nissan number 192.

That's pretty recently.

So there were five installments

of the saving episodes.

Clearly the OEMs need to consult

with us.

Private Ryan.

Private Ryan's privates.

Our bargain basement counseling

fees will be applied, of course.

But dude, we've hit some good ones.

Yeah.

Alfa Romeo.

I can't believe we're thinking.

Yeah.

This is, it's a fun thing.

Just like you said, I like how we

come with our own list.

Like here's what's going to

happen.

Will it work?

No.

But would it be amazing?

Yes.

And it's a fun little exercise.

And I think what's funny is we

are pretty abstract and we do

come from a car enthusiast

like, you know, point of view,

which we decidedly OEMs

aren't, right?

Especially the ones we try to

save, right?

They don't have anyone like us

in that network.

With shareholders that are

pissed off because these

companies have been bleeding

out.

Yeah.

It's just P and L statements

and they don't give a fuck

what you make anymore and

there's no soul.

But we come at it with that

enthusiast standpoint, but

we still, I think, Frank,

the funniest thing is I watch

us.

We still work in some like

kind of logic, like financial

logic.

Oh, but they could use this

platform from the past.

And we're like, no, but yeah,

okay.

So that's always a fun

exercise to watch.

Yeah.

Because I hate trying to do

because I do hate being like,

you know, and then they'll

they'll introduce.

They'll bring back the LS

and then they'll put the

LS V8 in the thing

and they'll delete airbags

to make it cheaper.

And it's like, no, like

that's never going to happen.

That's never going to happen.

Yeah.

It's an impossibility.

Yeah.

No, that's those.

Those are good.

Yeah.

The saving, saving me to be

she specifically, because that

was the that was the one that

that kickstarted it.

What did we think?

I don't know.

What do you who should we

save next?

Oh, I mean, Alfa Romeo

was so memorable.

Let's do another Italian

make.

Yeah.

Oh, that's a that's

that's a heavy lift even

for us.

I don't know, man.

That's a good.

We should definitely save

someone who needs help.

Who needs help?

Chrysler.

What do they have?

The Pacifica.

And that's it.

Yeah, that's a tough one.

I think they only have

the Pacifica.

I mean, how can we not

unless they have or

just really make it all get

isn't the Pacifica like

hybrid only and then

they have the gas one

of the exact same thing,

the Voyager or

something like that.

Maybe.

Maybe you're right.

Maybe you found that one.

Yeah.

That'd be that'd be an easy

save then just to have

we'll have to add

another just add

another minivan.

Well, now we'll

just bring back the

adventure land.

Clearly.

Yes.

Bring back the adventure

bring back this evening

and then call it the

200 when they get sick of it.

That'll work.

Yeah.

The 201.

Yeah.

That would be

that would be

any what else

you got in your

in your Lister.

So

I really enjoyed

our budget car episodes.

Yes.

That started

episode 175

was when we revealed

our budget rally cars.

And the reason I like that one

so much, Frank,

is because we didn't

fucking tell each other

like a little peek behind

the curtains is

we did not reveal

what car we had.

And that was like

for me,

I think I had mine

even though like

a week or two

longer than you had yours.

So I just like

absolutely no photos,

no social media,

no like

hints or even

in the background

of another shot.

I thought that was super

cool to reveal to one

another.

Did you have

did you have

I don't know what I thought

you.

I'm not trying.

I'm trying.

I don't know if I had any

real thought of what

you would get.

I thought maybe you'd come

up with another

another Mini Cooper.

That's fair.

Yeah.

But like,

did you have any

did you have any thought

on like what I might show

up in and like

or Celica or something like.

Yeah.

So once we actually

started the game,

I was looking

not just for myself,

but once I secured

my vehicle.

I was like,

what the fuck is Frank

looking at?

I saw your focus

because I distinctly stood out

because the orange,

the competition orange

and the fact that it had been

hit by a dump truck

or a garbage truck

or something to that effect.

So I was like,

that's the kind of shit

he fucks with.

So I'm like,

I'm like,

he's going to pick up

a focus.

That's what he's like

the perfect thing too.

So I was doing

that little fun game.

But yeah,

we had no idea

because it was

it was open.

There were no restrictions

just budgetary.

Yep.

That was it.

It was like sharing cars

and like sharing photos

and we were so secretive.

That was genuinely fun.

Yeah.

That was that stands out to me.

Yeah.

That was a good one.

Another one

that I would like to

find a way to

replicate is we've done one

on location

which was the

and you've probably got the

episode number

Episode number 17

live from the field.

It was 17.

17.

Oh my god, my head was like a hundred and seventeen. No, I didn't know that's that far back. Yeah. Um, god, we were nigh

We haven't gone back

So that was that was stayed the fuck out of the field. That's right. So we we went on location to the

Shoot what the hell's the name of it?

the over overland park in

Carnegie Carnegie went out to Carnegie vehicle area recreational vehicle area and

and

you had the

Land Cruiser

And I had the lifted Sienna and we did some light off-roading and then we just sat and recorded at a picnic table

And it was kind of windy and there were some light challenges, but we made it work

And that was fun like I do something else not necessarily at an off-road park doesn't have to be off-road theme, but just like I

Don't know maybe maybe on a rally. Oh

You know I take it back we should record another one

We recorded one on the way back from the DWA rally in the Cologne coastal range rally 2022

Yes, I believe us. Yeah. Wow. That's true. We did do that. Yeah, so that's what you know

From cars. I like I like the concept of

Recording from a car

That that was good

But yeah, we we should maybe hopefully in the next I don't know a couple hundred next episodes

We we get some field recordings and just because it was a different vibe and it's kind of fun to just kind of get out and kind of

Change a pace. Oh, yeah, dude, especially if we do like an adventure van like budget challenge

Yeah, I still like I floated that out there last episode. I really want to do that

Maybe set it for 5k. So there's like extra element of adventure in there

But like actually go out somewhere rough it spend the night to a pod that night. Yeah, I had a pod site

No, no, no, no, no night pod. This could be good. This could be real fucking good. Tell you the gambler

Oh, we enter the gambler. I don't know if I did that with my adventure van

That's like the ultimate adventure for the I know, but it's our adventure fans are barely gonna make it to a camp site

Have you seen a gambler build? I know but for some reason I just I know

You didn't make even the rally. So this is true get out of here

This is get out of here

But I think camping would be totally doable because like for 5k

We're gonna have to get off-road kind of mods going right we have to so that's a little bit of cash

I think that gives us enough

But we're not getting anything good. We're not getting a like van life. We're not we're not going all the way in

God, I mean what we're putting beds in there. It's gonna be awesome, dude

It's gonna be awesome. Okay, we're gonna get another all-wheel-drive Sienna

I mean, that's kind of good. But can you score a decent one for 5k though?

with the mod window

Maybe that's I mean, I was in I was into mine under 5k, but I

Don't know. I had it a long long ass time. That was pre pandemic suburban. Oh

That's pretty good. Not quite van life, but I'll allow it. Yeah. Yeah

I mean just write the word van on the side really big

Fair enough. Yeah

Shuttle bus count. Yeah, I'm like an old shuttle bus. Oh, yeah old school runs on it. Yeah

Yeah, the wheels on these of us. I'm way. I really want to do this now. Yeah, boy

should we

Well, let's put a pin in that because I do want to talk about

The future like what else? Oh

What what should we do down the future in the future? But before we do that?

What what other what other ones are on your your your happy fun?

Highlight list that we've done, you know, it's it's kind of funny because we're not we're not at all a breaking news podcast

And I think that's becomes fucking obvious based on if you talk to either us for two minutes

I don't know what the fuck's going on in the automotive like I know any news. I don't care. Yeah, I don't yeah

We landed on the moon. Yeah the Berlin wall some bullshit somebody's like, yeah, the cold war

I don't care about that kind of whatever. Thanks, Obama. Yeah Cuban missile. I don't give a shit

What's a Cuban?

cigars

But yeah, no, what was it? Where I've lost my track of thought. Do you think there's anybody?

Do you think there's anybody out there who thinks the Cuban missile crisis inside job?

No, like the Cuban missile crisis and they hear it and they've never actually like

Understood what it was and so they've just always misunderstood that there were some like a cigar

appearing and shaped missiles

That and there was some sort of crisis around that they didn't realize that there were like, you know, Russian

ICBMs deployed to Cuba. They just assumed that like, oh, there's some missiles that the Russians had and they look like

Cigars that's why they're the Cuban missile crisis. There's like at least a dozen people. Yeah, I agree. Yep

Yeah, my short answer. Yeah, the Dulles brothers are two of them

Got but so what I was alluding to sorry news episodes. We did yeah

Don't apologize. I lost my own track of thought

You know when we broke news

I thought that was a lot of fun because we covered some subjects

We always tied it back to stuff we care about anyway, and I kind of feel like everything's cyclic especially cars, dude

Everything video games toys. What's cool is cyclic

I feel like that and the automotive stuff that we we covered was pretty fine. I'm a lesser. Oh, yeah

It is much like my rectum used to be a flat circle

Latin to circle. Yeah, it's been flat a flattering circle if you owe due to trauma

Yeah, no

That's personal. Yeah, no, just like the new the new stuff was interesting and and we've had I think we've gotten some pretty reasonable

Feedback largely. Yeah, which is interesting. Yeah, like I don't know. We step out of ours out of our element sometimes

I

Think there's any like last-minute ones

That I I specifically like because I was gonna say yes the rally car one

That was one. I I really liked, you know, the grudge matches have also been fun, too

Those are fun. Yeah, where we just say, okay, you know Honda versus Toyota, you know

It's a tough one just Nick go down go down there historic

Model list

Those those have been fun

I'm trying to think if there's any off the top of my head that like we have to do that we haven't done

Yeah, we hit we hit really good one about about the grudge matches is like how funny

There could be this like we're in agreement in agreement and then at one point we're like fuck you're wrong

No, you're wrong. Yeah, and we're like it's kind of cool how that is because the allegiances and whatnot

But that's a sign that's a good grudge match, you know, right? There's two oppositional forces that all have really really good bases to stand up on

Dude, yeah, we've done so good way we did Subaru Mitsubishi was fun. Yeah, we did not do we have not yet to do

BMW Mercedes have we I think we have we I think you have yep

I'm trying to think you vaguely remember that one for sure vaguely

Yeah, I mean there's I mean there's so many I do like any dude

I'm just kind of flipping through our list, you know the the the car driver top ten ones were pretty fun. Yeah

Yeah, they were those were those were pretty fun

Yeah, we do we do need to do

More of the us bitching about stuff the Ranta so the Ranta so

Actually, you know what that the spotlight episodes were kind of fun to them thinking about it where we picked a specific car

We did like a Lexus one. We did an accord one just about the Honda. Yeah, according to that vehicle

Yeah, right and we did the Mitsubishi Glot VR 4 all hail the Glot VR 4. Yeah, those are kind of fun

I think we could probably pick a couple more of those to like focus on because they're kind of cool

Just did the deep dive on a car, you know specific car. Yeah nerd out over it for like, yeah

I agree and I think it'd be fun too to almost do more of like

Not a storytelling

Mm-hmm, but like pick out and maybe sometimes it'll be a good car, right?

Like we're gonna talk about this the history of I don't know

The the crown Victoria and we just like spend a day talking about the panther platform, but also then like

God forbid one of one of us does some actual like research and figure out like oh like this is the guy that worked on it

And it was originally gonna be you know, whatever a two-door platform

And then they modified it and then they were gonna redo the crown Vic

But then they decided to continue to make the same fucking car forever or whatever like whatever the story is there

I think happy after that episode is Mercury Marauder talk anyway

And we were wearing Marauder leather jackets and everything. That's right

Absolutely. I want one of those so bad. It's so it's so irrational the want but it's there. Oh, it's very rational

It's fucking there, bro. It's rational. Um, like our homie who's got the Cadillac Katerra jacket

We know you're listening

But the goddamn and I think too what could be fun

It's also highlighted like

Cars that were utter failures and that's stuff that like we don't think but like tell the story of the the Aztec

Even though like yeah, it kind of was ahead of its time like an adventure

SUV type thing sure

You know like

Find the history of like the designer and how it was designed and the vision and the concept car and all of that and like deep dive into

You know, it's it's foibles. I think that could be fun too. Yeah, it's like the Alante

You've got like the Riada like cars. They just didn't you see didn't do what they were. Yeah, but that's a brownie, right?

Or Sion as oh

Um, oh, yeah, that's the life and death of Sion, you know and a saving we could do a saving Sion

Exactly. That's a late boys too late. Yeah

Um

Any any other ones or dude should we just keep rolling with like cuz we're kind of we're kind of just talking about stuff that we

Kind of do in the future like and we're all ears if if you guys out there have some thoughts

And by that I mean ideas not the THOT is not that whole over there. Oh

We'll save that for the the after dark episodes, but

Yeah, I think

And and we've talked about this off and on both on this pod on stuff that we want to do more of

That we want to integrate and you and I have talked lately about it off there like what what do you?

What do you think that we should do more of more of this just?

more of these highlight episodes that we're talking about any other stuff not even necessarily episodic like in nature like is there other shit that

That you've got stuck in your craw that we can maybe develop into this thing

No, I like a lot of this live in here. I like a lot of this

I like that it's a variety right like sometimes will be the idea after 200 episodes like I said under our belts

You look back. We've covered so much shit, dude. We've covered mostly stuff in shit

But like we've talked about we've done grudge matches. We've done

Saving brands and all the fun stuff we do it's like always a variety like sometimes we'll hit the news

Sometimes we'll focus on weird cars, but it's like it's kind of cool that we're not just like a thing

We're not just a news like thing. We're not like a podcast about car news

We're not just a podcast about us talking just random. It's like usually

I mean

Usually we fear into that but it's it's kind of cool that we do come with a topic usually which gives us some focus

Gives us something interesting and right, you know what we never I never feel like we're gonna run out of topics

You know just the way we are

Yeah, always be something to focus upon

There will be I mean, I know I know we've talked in the past about bringing on more guests

I would like to do that and I know you and I have talked about

We're both kind of I

Don't want to say anti-interview. Yeah, but like I don't

We could pull off interviews. I don't I don't think that's what people want

I think if we are gonna have guests on our podcast

We'll do more of

What we're doing now, we'll pick a topic. Maybe we'll do you know, maybe we will do a saving Christ or episode

But we'll do it with a guest and that would be really fun, you know, especially if it's a guest

That's a known guest

The last thing I think people would want is just like that person being interviewed and having the same answers to the same

Questions are asked in every every interview. Yeah

So I think that could be a fun way forward is we we have more guests. We be an anti-interview podcast

And we just continue we I would love for us to be the safe

Like the safe space for car nerds, right where or unsafe like terribly. Yeah. Yeah

Yeah, it's it's safe as far as like they're not gonna get interviewed and but if they want to go let their hair down and

Have fun about cars

On a podcast and have it be super loose and just like contribute to a topic instead of like feel like they have to

rehash their life story

for the umpteenth time

Or for the not if time right if there's somebody who is just I don't know a fucking listener who wants to be a guest

I don't know sure

Yeah, I like that too. I like and I think historically because we have had quite a few guests over our run

I've had a handful our our kind of interview ish questions are kind of entertaining because it's like probing their history of cool cars

Or yeah, what's something neat that you own that you miss?

I like that kind of personal stuff

But yeah, like when did you get into cars and what do you do and who are your favorite color?

Yeah, God now we avoid that stuff like the plague. I think just naturally right like it's just not good and good for us

Yeah, if we are gonna ask questions, it's gonna be like let's discuss your drug history. Yeah

Or

Yeah, what's your body count, right, you know, oh god, we'll do

That's not let's not do that

But no, like I think that could be fun to have have have more interviews and and we've you know now that we have 200

Episodes people are gonna come flocking a kind of a big fucking deal. Yeah

Here's something and this one I don't think I've I've brought up to you ever is I think it could be I've had this

thought

For a an interesting

Way to get listeners involved is I think it would be really fun to have like a

Submit your dumbass

Car stories

And we we collect a bunch of them and then like we get to a point when we have enough make at the end like after PCP

We can be like, okay a listener wrote us in this time where they like, you know, jump to the train tracks in their

their old cut supreme when I was in high school and you know, they they they never found the body of the

Drifter that they ran over or whatever like

It just like stuff that like people did like on a closed court because like we all have dumb ass stuff that we did when we're

Maybe it's like oh, I worked on a car and like I used like a bunch of like egg crates as

Jack stands like and right when I slipped out underneath it

They collapsed and I could have died like there's a lot of different ways like in all honesty Frank

Have you stopped doing stupid things? No, okay, I'm just

Example of doing a stupid thing. I'm just making sure because I'm still fucking camp stupid man

I'm still I'm still there baby. It's different, right like it's it's I might not be

I

Accidentally bought an 11th car or something. Uh-huh. That tends to be more the dumb stuff. I'm doing now versus like

You know, oh, yeah, my one friend. We you know, we you smoked Salvia and then drove a

Mercury sable wagon

Oh, like on the train tracks and then left as a freight train hit it that didn't happen

Um

But like that would have been the dumb stuff that we would have done in the past very all right, okay

I'll I'll I'll serve one up. I'll set the stage here. I remember

Gosh, this was probable. I was probably a freshman in high school freshman and soft or sophomore. I think freshman

Yeah, cuz I absolutely didn't have a car

So me and and and a couple of kids that I knew we would ride our bikes

To god this might even been like eighth grade. We would ride our bikes to

Middle school in high school. We were right next to each other

And on the way was a business park

And in the business park there were a handful of like half the parking lot was just like kind of empty and abandoned

Um, and then we'd cut it was like a shortcut. So we cut through this business park

There was a drinking fountain with like the world's coldest water

So that was great use the drinking fountain and then go across a major road to the back of the school

We noticed that there were like a couple of company cars that were just sitting there and never moved

They were there for over

Certainly over a year the tags were way out of date and there was one of them. That was a ford. It was a ford escort

This was like a 95 ish ford escort. Okay a couple years old at the time

And it was just unlocked you just open it up

And whatever and so I remember one time we got um, we had a couple of

The smoke bombs. Mm-hmm. And so we lit the smoke bombs and just threw them into this car

Um, and it just like filled the interior of like yellow smoke

And I just said and then the wind the inside of the windows were just like fogged up with like smoke bomb smoke

And it sat there for like another year like nobody noticed or cared just like part of

Part of the thing and then one day they disappeared

But that wasn't in a car. That was some something dumb that we did two-way car

um

But yeah, like that is fairly benign. It's probably not a great example, but like other stuff of like, oh, yeah, we would you know

Uh, you know, we put just space saver donuts on the back of my friend's Mustang and did burnouts or whatever like tray slides

Yeah tray slides or cookie sheets. I remember we were like upgraded to cookie sheets once so you can just keep spinning

Um

God damn, dude. We uh late late night drag late night illegal drags

Oh, sure

Dude out by the uh the budweiser factory in fairfield all kinds of stuff

We used to do some pretty silly stuff

I remember there was a story once too where I a bunch of so this is before we had licenses

We're all like 14. Uh, and my buddy lived with his grandmother

Uh, so we used to always go to his place and he lived in the basement and had like the little half windows

Down there we call a cellar back home. Uh, yes

So a few folks regional dialect coming in, uh, but we'd we'd sneak into his cellar

We're like we're gonna take your grandma's car again. She had a manual

It was the only way we could like get to go out to see girls, you know

Sure, uh, so we we'd get the car and get the keys

He'd always come up with some scheme to get the keys because she really was pretty wise to it after a while

But we used to push you fell asleep at 6 45 every right. Yeah

Yeah, it's so we used to like hammer drunk violent violent drunk, which we'll come into the story later

But we pushed us dude

So we pushed the car down the hill and then we'd like, you know, kick the clutch and start it up halfway down the hill

Is really sneaky way to get away

One time though, he got in a small accident, which always happens to any time you ever try to sneak a vehicle

Yeah

In your 14 and try to try to stick grandmother lost her fucking mind

She was waiting for us when we came home

Which is like you just know like I'm like why are the lights on and I could see the silhouette in the front door

And you like

Let me out. Let me out here. Let me out here. Let me out here. Anyway, she fucking almost murdered him

Like real murder being my other buddy took off. Uh, but anyway, we're I was in a band at the time when we made a song called grand page

We saw that event. Yeah, so, uh, we all we've all been there, right? What instrument did you what would you play?

I was a vocalist. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so grand. It wasn't pretty

No, it was uh

Yeah

I'll give you the studio. What was what was the name of the band?

Uh, we did we had like five different names over the course of like two years. Give me one. Give me one. Give me one

Oh god, dude. I don't find it on Spotify for my space. No, we're not. We're not and we never even got to cassette sound cloud

I'll I'll show you. I think I actually have a demo tape somewhere still picking around

Yeah, it was sharpie marker label. Um, but anyway, it was it was a very

It was literally a domestic. Um, but yeah, he survived so that was that was at the band name

Literally a domestic catching a domestic. Yeah

um

Yeah, yeah sick

We all do stupid stuff, right? But uh, it was the it was a small fender bender. Come on grandma. It was fine

What was grandma's car? It was

It was a splimmeth sundance

So, uh, fuck dude premium premium wheels the sundance. Yeah, it was a sundance

It did not dance well, uh, what we clipped that tree, but anyway, yes

Longer story there. So yeah, we might have to integrate that if if um, how about this call the arms if if you dear listener have any dumb

Doesn't have to involve domestic violence

um

We do

Yeah, if you can

Prefer we strongly prefer it

please

But if you if you've got a dumb

Car based in some it loosely car based at the at least

um

Story from your misplaced youth or not. Uh, just let us know. I guess maybe send us

You you can email like if you've got like accompanying photos and such you can email us at um

Shit, what is it? Is it APA info at apa podcast or something? No, no

I think it's apa pod info. You know what scrap it

We will figure that out by by 201 or 206 or 211

We will have that ironed out, but what if it's up on instagram frank?

email inbox

Fucking awesome inbox stuff and we have like looked at it. Let's shut up and get shut up and take my money type

type

Um, but just hit us up on instagram until we get our shit together

Um, you know one other thing I I I want us to do and I think we're knocking on the door. Hopefully

Come next episode. Um is uh, finally getting a patreon together. Um, because I really really really

want us to have the late night confidential

Uh episodes if not for any other reason

Um, so Chadwick can share his mixtape

Um cassette from from the band that wants that from uh, and we can hear grand page

um

Yeah, it's okay. I used to have a band too so we can

We can discuss we can um

Maybe probably not compare notes. I don't know my brother has all the recordings of that

But uh

But yeah, like I I think we've got it loosely structured out

There's going to be a couple of tiers

All of which all you get is you give us money. We use that money to buy

terrible

Um beers and beer adjacent beverages

And then we we we drink them

To a ruinous

Result, uh, which is going to be some like after after dark

um

Yeah, so we'll hope I'm hoping we get the ironed out potentially next

Potentially as soon as next episode within the next 200 episodes perhaps. Yeah

Um, and and maybe we'll have a mystery guest tbd

Maybe we won't maybe maybe we'll just unveil a uh a patreon

Chadwick, do you have any any special requests you want to have in our patreon?

Like do you anything you want like oh like you get um

The bathwater I was talking about earlier like you want to spend dirty picks. I mean, oh, I don't think you can pay in dirty picks

You don't have to say it's like craigslist personals back in the day. Remember like five roses connections. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

This can know that was a different animal

Personal well personals was a fun. I got a I actually have a craigslist personal story. I can share on the patreon

There's a teaser late night confidential. Yeah, that could that's going to be genuinely fun

I think it involves a prostate frank it involves

Oh a

Look at an ominous floating prostate. I'm not I am not applying ownership to the prostate at this time fair

Fair you're you're a hero. Um

Yeah, say me motherfucker

I feel like that's a quote that comes up in your story. Um, yeah, it's there

So that could be what else what else should we should we add to this dog and pony show?

I more dumb more dumb purchases and and and projects that we that we split roast

We can't we can't avoid that. Yeah, that's that is a fun part. Oh, we didn't even talk about that

That's more of a anniversary topic which is coming up soon too a lot of big dates coming up, man

But uh, no, we again, I'll circle back when I close it out

But uh, we just appreciate it guys like 200 episodes

Uh, and we've only missed a few weeks along the way. So we love doing this. We love the feedback

We like that you guys are actually listening. I think it's it's shocking when someone's like

I recognize your voice from the podcast and I'm like, I like pull them to a fucking like side alley

I'm like, who do you work for? You start breathing into a paper bag. I think it's not right with you

But yeah, like it is kind of funny like like

Slowly developing a little bit of like a tiny sense of community

And it's funny because like a lot of our a lot of our listeners are from other

like

Car community stuff that that we're connected to like a lot of people listen

You know because of uh our connections to dwa

And and going on on their rallies and so we get a lot of dwa crossover and and and those people some some folk from

When I was working at at cars and bids whether it be co-workers or

Other relationships through there um personal relationships. Um

I know my po listens to every episode. Nice. Um, so that's a bonus

ATF agent my ATF agent listens. Uh, a lot of the lot lizards from back in my uh, my long haul trucking days the lot lizards. Yes

Yes, God bless Doris Chad wick and the lot lizards was the one of the many names of the band

And we floated it out there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

um

So I don't know if if

truthfully if anyone has any suggestions, whether it be for

Anything god damn it like even just like, you know personal hygiene. I don't care like any suggestions

That uh, we we can use to improve this

Um, or make it less terrible at the very least I'd be interested, but yeah, like I'm excited. I'm excited for

For the next 200 I'm excited to continue to to kind of grow and iterate on on what we're doing here

involve more people

Both as guests and just as for the patreon thing so we can get

Remotely close to getting this thing

Into the black that would be nice

um

Any any last any I thought you were hinting at my craigslist personals right there by saying into the black, but

Maybe like morning, I forgot what my drops are in this thing. What's this? Oh god, don't press the buttons again

I'm pushing buttons. I don't know what they do

Can you hear them because I can't

Oh, I just said I'm gonna come like really weirdly

Yeah, oh no, that was just just like your voice. Yeah

Oh, no, I have the wrong board on

Yeah, yeah, I just uh, that's for the only fans not the patreon

I think we have to celebrate uh in a fixture

Um from the very beginning has been our automotive print ad quiz game show frank. So I'm gonna pull up something

Uh appropriate for such an occasion. Oh boy. Okay. Can you describe to the listeners our fun little game?

And if you don't know yet, well, there's been about 200 instances of escape before

Yes, so, um, this is a game that we love to play we call it our print ad quiz game because we're not good at naming things

and um

Yeah, um quick side note

Now that we're at 200 episodes, you know how a lot of shows they'll have like

Their fans will have like

Uh a name for the group, right like I remember

once upon a time

In my misguided youth, um when I was driving around for work and listening

I would occasionally listen to like sports talk

And uh jim rome with all his fans. He called them the clones

For whatever reason and then like I know there's like

Like callin cow herd who I don't like but like he calls it like oh the herd is like his his group

Should we should we have i'm sure any true tate has

I knew you're gonna have a name for some reason any of the the

The the the the the tape lickers the the the the take tonics. I don't know the the tate riders tate adds

Um, so I don't know should we

What should what should should we give a name to our our seven listeners like on the spot?

I don't know. I don't know. This is so much pressure

Okay, so well speaking of pressure

I'm about to be put under pressure because chat away is going to read it to me

An advertisement from some sort of print publication for an automobile

That's going to be from the 80s to 90s up until about somewhere in the mid 2000s

Maybe um, he's going to redact out the makin model as well as anything

Aggregiously identifying and it will then be incumbent upon me with him three guesses and 10 minutes to try and find out

What motor vehicle is being discussed in this advertisement?

Um, I can ask for hints if I get anything wrong, but I won't because I am infallible. I'm ready Chadwick

Do you got an ad for me?

I do my friend

This is a one-page ad the vehicle three-quarter angle passenger side a little elevated kind of a cool angle

City backdrop at night. Ooh very stylish. Wow. Uh, bear with me friends

the blank

America's new v6 supercoupe is on the prowl

Okay, so it's not a prowler

Okay, first hint

Let me read the ad here. Um, yeah prowler's not a supercoupe

No, and uh, nor is it falling our our little game range here. Uh, horsepower is back

Exclamation point. Okay. I don't know where it went. Um blank unleashes the new blank

With a port injected single overhead cam three liter v6

How much horsepower question mark?

How does 160 at 5200 revolutions per minute sound?

We thought so

And that's enough to trans that's just a weird thing. We fucking thought so

Shut the fuck up and read the rest of the ad bitches

Uh, that's enough to transform the blank into a true supercoupe

I don't know if that's the qualifying mark, but sure go with it

But the good stuff doesn't stop with the power

With its high performance rear wheel drive chassis layout

The muscular blank gets all the power to the road

Leaving the pretenders behind and with fully

Independent suspension super quick power rack and pinion steering power

four-wheel discs 15 inch alloy sport wheels and sleek new arrow tuned bodywork

The blank will definitely make a lasting impression wherever you go

Touch drive the new v6 blank today and you'll find out why supercoups and saturday nights were just made for each other

I don't know where they slip that saturday night in there, but I like it. Um

That is the ad i'm gonna get a timer going for 10 minutes

Don't fucking let me down frank. What are we talking about today? Oh boy. Oh boy

Okay, lots of tidbits and 15 inch alloys

v6 160 horsepower

Coupe rear drive

America's new supercoupe is on the prowl

um

The original verbiage of that made me think it was going to be like a cougar, but doesn't fit any of that. No, um

v6

Rear drive you said through did I hear three liter

v6 singular headcam three

Point zero liter three liter

single overhead cam v6

in rear drive

Mm-hmm. Hmm

Port injected. Mm-hmm

It reads like an american ad

I can't there's

There's no mopar of the era that's gonna fit this

The only

Single overhead cam v6 they had were two five and that was from itch beachy

Those were not rear drive. So we're not talking mopar

if we're looking at

Ford

God, I don't I can't think of anything in that configuration. They had a three liter

Sure did

And I can't think of

What they would have put that in a rear drive coupe

Was not in a thunderbird

So I'll have the three eight or a five oh

or four six

Um, it would not be a

There's no mercury offerings

I can't think of a four that would the only thing I can have things got a three liter in it like that is

Was the one in the range or a push rod or was that an overhead? I don't even know. I don't think that was an overhead cam motor

um

So if I'm in the world of gm

Hmm, maybe I am maybe I'm not

Because I can't think of any I can't think of any Japanese player that would fit that role with a v6 rear drive

So honda and acker is out

Mazda is

out

They may they should have made a 929 coupe, but they didn't no. Yeah, that was cool

Toyota

They did not have any rear wheel drive v6's

That wasn't a truck

It's god what gm product could this be?

I don't because I don't think I don't think this is

European

God this is making for painful listening sure

Hey, you're 200 episodes in you can take your sweet time on this one. Welcome. Um, america's new v6 supercoupe is on the prowl

Supercoupe

Wow

um

Okay rear drive

Nothing in kamero land

Nothing golly

This feels like something i'm gonna be kicking myself aggressively in the junk about

Oh

Ventura guess and we can we can steer you in my friend. You know how it is. I want to get the fucking make it rain gun going. So let's

Hazard a guess

God i'm just gonna

This is a

I don't have anything honestly. Um

Hmm

160 horsepower sure

Mirbo drive v6 drive v6 coupe coupe

Single overhead cam it fully independent suspension too actually probably something you should focus on too

Um

No live acts dead acts you know what i'm gonna say

I'm gonna say this is a 1990

to

Infinity m30

Final answer

The uh infinity is not on the prowl on this evening. Okay

But you see what I did there because in these it's called the leopard that was good. I liked it. Um

You are um

Is decidedly un-american

As that automaker is yes

You're in the right

Country of origin. Okay

Japan

Japan um

Because yeah that is

Because that is a three liter

Single overhead cam v6 with 160 horsepower you have four and a half minutes and two guesses

So this could be a z 70 or sorry a z 31

Doesn't feel like

Because at the time when that thing came out it was like

When the z when the z 31 came out

I guess they would have called it a super coupe

But I would have thought they would have leaned more and like high tech digital dash and the bitch in beddy and

The door is hr

Yeah, when is the door not a door when it's a jar? Um

I can't think of

Amitabishi that fits that bill

Yeah, I'm just gonna say I'm this is I how have we not done this car, but I'm gonna say this is a

1984

Nissan 300 zx

Final answer bob. I would be okay calling that a super coupe

But it's not the one we're talking about

Okay

We've done the 200 sx I think

Um, we could do a car more than once if there's variants fair

Just to put that disclaimer out there, but also

Your guesses this is a little later than what you've been guessing

um

Hmm

Some would even say that

The vehicle's name has a lot of relevancy with this episode that we're filming right now

Ah, chevrolet celebrity. Um, damn it

The thai hatsu huge cock

Yeah

Yeah, uh, yeah

Is the the big ball's awesome

The actual name of the vehicle though very important to this episode that we're filming right now

We're recording. Oh

Very uh, it's in the goddamn name frank

the the fucking

The pointless

Um

Golly

Stop stop brandishing weapons at me. Okay. Um

Supercoupe three liter

Railroad drive your drive 160 horsepower 160 horsepower. This is a 1988 nissan

200 sx

sev6 finally answer bob

It is our 200th episode. I had to hit you with the 200 sx that we hadn't done yet

This is later where we've done that one. We did a turbo and we did the first year which was like an 82 or 83

Yeah, the really from yep. So the specs are different. Uh, this is the 1987 nissan 200 sx americas

new

Yes v6 supercoupe on the prowl. You got it buddy. These cars are so

Possibly cool and impossibly hard to find. Yes clean

Um, I do have the make it rain gun if you're watching on youtube frank. This is for you. I'm ready. I'm ready. Oh

Again, $10 in the speed of the graphic. Yeah, that was good

Just like me ejaculating, but no good good car. Um, let me hold the ad up like I do

That guy so very different looking from the early one. Um, I love these cars

I think they're they're super under celebrated. It was a, um

What is it what platform is it again? They uh, the code that's the s12 I believe the s12

So it doesn't get the like the drifty fame is the s13 and s14, but it's a super cool car

I've seen a few I've seen a few really clean ones. Yeah, and they are awesome looking cars if you if you check one out

But hard to come by nowadays. I don't really see these things kicking around. They never got that super popularity

Super. Yeah, that's funny. There's a there's a clean one

That's been on marketplace

like

Impossibly overpriced. Yes past year. It was like 20k, right? Yeah. Yeah, and it's like I think it's down to 10

But it's still like too much $5,000 car. Yeah, they're they're cool. It's a good that motor is pretty good

The three liter is pretty stout. Um

Yeah, I've never driven and I've never driven any variant of of that car. That's 12

Yeah, I've driven a few z31s turbo in na and I like those cars a lot. I think this is a different animal

I think the I think this is a lighter car

Uh than the uh the actual the z31 less dense less dense, but still pretty dense

I think the the 240 which is the s13 is quite a bit lighter and more happy on its feet

But uh, I'd still rock the shit out of one of these dude. I'd score an s12

Yeah, kind of be a fun rally car too to tell you the truth. That'd be sick. Yeah, those are pretty are pretty stout. Um

They're they're they're pretty hard to pretty hard to break. I agree

I agree, but good job dude. Uh the 200 sx on our 200th episode. There we go

I like what you've done there and that was good. That's thematic. That's it. Um

Well in in lieu of

Having dumb car

Stories from other people to share

If you have one i'm serious about this, please

Absolutely

Find a way to get that to us

Message us on the gram until we have a more formalized way of doing that. Um

Tune in the next couple of weeks because I think we're gonna be spilling out some really fun stuff

And um, thanks for like being part of 200 of this. I mean we started this on a whim

um

Right into the teeth of when everybody's decided it was cool to start a podcast

So it's not like we're doing we've been doing anything special

Sure, um other than what we like to do which is bullshit and talk about cars

You know and and if other people get entertainment out of that then god bless you

I love how you've already like thrown yourself into the closing out the episode my friend

You did so good. We need some pcp to celebrate. You can't this has been a mainstay

Yeah project car progress project car progress if you have any to share

To partake just share with the group frank. Have you done anything? Have you wrenched? Um, you

Have you cleaned up a little bit? I'm still cleaning out the garage

Okay, I still don't have the

Sprint turbo back in here

Because oh

uh-oh

So okay where the last time I touched the car I was doing the transmission mount

I got one

Okay, I needed the front and the rear there's these two like dog bone mounts to call the torque arm

On the transmission a front and a rear

I got the front

Front time put the front in

It didn't look all that much better. It didn't feel all that much more stiff than the one that was I came out of it

But whatever I bought the part. I'm putting it in so I put it in

the rear one

I ordered it came in incorrect

I ordered one from a different supplier from a different place. They got it. It was too long

I ordered another one. I pulled out of the package. I put it next to the ones identical great

Six that was like seven weeks ago

So, okay, finally just now. Okay, let me or I guess before last week getting out of garage

um

Take it out of the because it's in a plastic thing. I take out of the plastic thing

And like where it mounts in the circle, there's like the big rubber

It's in the car. I don't have it here

Dog bone big rubber thing. It's got a little it's got a little

Guide where the bolt goes sure where it connects where the rubber is like sealed to the outer part of the dog bone

It's like peeling away like it didn't actually fully adhere. There's an imperfection in the part

Oh no

And I'm like god damn it. So I there's auto zone. I took it back. I'm like, hey, man

I bought this almost two months ago. Like here's the receipt like

And they're like, oh

We don't work with that supplier anymore

Oh my god, like we'll take it on a return. So they returned it. Oh, that's cool. Which is fine

He's like it's under warranty. We don't work with them anymore

So we can't get another other one from the same one. So they found another one supplier to Durilast whatever

We'll see

We'll see if this one's right. It looks right on the diagram, but who knows

um

And so yeah, I paid an extra like eight dollars to get it life-flighted here

So it wasn't going to take a week and a half. So it'll be here in a couple of days

And then I'll put it in and then the other thing I did is uh, I think I talked about it

I had a mysterious coolant leak. Yeah, you said that maybe external head gasket was your greatest fear

Yeah, but like it doesn't

It doesn't I dug around more it doesn't look like that's what it is. I I I pressurized

The system right I said, okay pressure. Oh sat there perfectly held pressure

I said for 20 minutes. It didn't lose a single pound

Um, and I poked around I couldn't hear anything

I couldn't see and put wasn't pushing anything out and it was leaking before when it was cold

It's not like it was like I drove it around so I don't yeah

I cannot I can't I don't know I have no idea

so

It didn't even really like I topped it up just the reservoir a little bit

um

Put it all back together so I can get it out of the garage

And and then move it around

Fire right up. It's fine. Like it don't I I don't know. I have no idea. It's interesting so

I don't think it's anything catastrophic. Whatever it is or was or I I don't I don't think it fixed itself either

I don't know. Maybe no, so I'm gonna have to heat cycle it. Yeah. Yeah

I'll get it good and hot and park it and then see if anything changes

I've never smelled anything while driving

Throw some dye throw some dye in the the system and see yeah, I could do that. I'll get a little black light and go exploring

Yeah, um

So, yeah, that's that's kind of it. I haven't done anything on the Volvo yet

um

I might be getting another car, but I'm not going to talk about that today. We're gonna wait till the next

episode we had a um

I'll tease this a friend of the pod

Former guest once upon a time mr. Robert eppley who I actually purchased the

Sprint turbo from

He

In he's in a moment of desperation. He has a car. He's like I just I'm just gonna give it away. Do you want it? I'm like no

Yeah, but like maybe so we'll see I'm gonna talk this week. Um, and and by next episode it might be behind me

We'll see

Yikes

it's

uh, it went on

him and

him and Derek

And and and some other homies went and beat it up on like an old shipbox rally like we love to do

And it survived. Okay. So that's a start. Good start

We'll see. Um

it's

terrible

But I want to have fun with it. I'll I'll tinker with it and then we'll yeah

Just find a home for it and if it sells for two grand, then great

You're like the opposite of be right. I'm trying desperately to get out of cars

So you're also adding to the fleet also, um, uh, we're recording this

Now

The Vittara is live. Oh, this is what Vittara is live at auction on cars. It's quick. No reserve. It is going. It's already been to

2069 dollars. Oh

um

I expected to go for a little bit more

Not a ton, but by the time this airs it will have ended

Hmm

So it will be interesting to see what do you think what no reserve two wheel drive

base base base base

2000

Vittara, I never even saw this thousand miles thing. It was pretty clean paint was good, right?

Interior was good. Yeah. Yeah, there's one tear on the driver's seat bolstered on the cloth

But it's about that big about that. It's a later one though. It's not the boxy style

So yes the 99 to 04 so like the the roundy the roundy boy

Should see six, right?

I think it'll do

four to five

I'm in the car. I'm in the car blue, right new top. Yeah, like electric blue. I'm in the car like 2500 bucks

Oh, you're good. I I could see it creeping to six

Hand crank windows two wheel drive. Of course. It might do six. It could I think so ac delete

I mean running driving clean title like trackers vittaras or sidekicks are

They're definitely over six for clean ones. I'd be I'd be pumped if I got over six

So I hope you're right on this. I yeah, I think like the trash ones

Dude people are asking like four to five on trashed ones

They are but like it makes me wonder if like

That like

You know, they say like a rising tide lifts all boats if this is like the inverse of that, right?

Like a lowering tide don't do it

As i'm about to put my tracker on there probably in the next month

Well, no like yours but yours is especially since yours is that earlier style, right?

Yeah, there's a good color it presents really really really well mine presents well too

But it's just it's less desirable of a thing. So we'll see we never got to do an adventure without god damn it

There'll be more

There'll be more people get it. I'll get a tint. I'll get like a

A tint top samurai or just a hard top sidekick or something that'd be fun. Oh, yeah, dude

But I have too many damn cars. So I need to

Didn't hurt a little bit. How about you buying cars?

So project car progress for me still on that rally car that Volvo v50

Airbag light is on it surprisingly wasn't just the one where the guy cut the seat

It's the driver's side one. This is a known thing for old volvos

The sensors will go over time and of course being a super safe vehicle. There are plenty of airbag safety

Tension belt tensioner

Sensors everything you name it every s r s system on that car

Yep

That's what you were saying last week with the driver's belt pretensioner. Yep. It's the same kind of stuff, man. So, um

Yeah, uh, and that was my pcp like buffing the windshield for like 20 hours. Yes. Uh, so yeah

So I've got that else have you done

Pulled the pulled the airbag code, right? And it said it said the tensioner thing

It can be misleading right because it can tell you it could be low voltage

You could be high voltage. You could be anything. So I actually took all that apart

Which is kind of a pain in the dick

I don't know what it is about interior plastics

Even though Volvo is pretty decent quality when you're pulling out a beat

You know, though, I'm talking about how the beat pillars have those plastic kind of clips

And they they lock into a little socket

But man when you're pulling it slip it down and out. Yeah, the goddamn noises it makes the creaking

I just and if you snap

And then oh, dude. Yeah, and if you snap

If you snap a beat pill or like the actual plastic, fuck that you'll never look good. So you got to replace it

It's hard to find the exact color. Anyway, it's a it's a real pain in the dick

So I took that off and I took every sensor connector off

Um, then there's like 30 of them and I used electronic, you know, what is it qd cleaner or whatever?

Yep, and I did it

Dude, I love getting that stuff over my hands because you can't help it when you're spraying a little sensor

I heard it's good for you. I snuffed. I should have right into my genitals. Just sound it. Yeah

You spread the tip that's what that that's what that little the little red straw that comes with it

That's what it's for. You're supposed to dock with it. That's cool

Yeah, you're supposed to put it as far as it'll go and then you turn the can upside down so it's in like frosty mode

Oh, hell, yeah, I really get you up in the morning

But yeah, I hit all of those because sometimes you can get a voltage irregularity if it's like a dirty connection

So I did all that which is a pain in the dick and I did the ones under the sea just in case

Yeah, get it all back together. Nope

Try to clear the light it didn't go away because I have a scan tool that can do that

So the the options are just shitty, right? Like we were talking about so I'm still exploring those options

If I can get it taken care of for a hundred bucks. That's an easy easy way to go, right?

But if if I can't I'm gonna try buying a used one and just roll the dice

I see if that works and that's just it's shitty

Um, the car drives fine the airbags work. It's not like the airbag doesn't work

It's just the uh emergency seatbelt tightening thing, right? Whatever. It's that yeah

I mean the plenty of cars don't have

There's no safety. It's you don't wear a seatbelt anymore. So who cares? We try to kid

Um, but yeah, that's it man more of that Volvo fun stuff and that's really it

We're gonna have to image that car have to use you to do that because that thing's a riot, dude

You got to drive it. Um, it's a killer car. But yeah, that's that's all I got and

Let's just shut this fucker down, dude. Um, let's do it. I'm tired boss. We've done 200 episodes

I know too. Let's take a let's take a break take a week off

Let's do it. No, no, we're not taking a week off. In fact, definitely tune in next week. I think it's gonna be

It's gonna be our best episode ever or not. I don't know but oh, where do you got planned?

Uh

I'm I'm gonna do DMT

During the podcast excellent. Yeah again. Oh, that would be I mean maybe for the maybe for the patreon

For the patreon's we can we can like really experiment with hard drugs

I don't see why not like I don't see I don't see how this can go wrong

I mean my atf agent says do it to do it. Right. And if you're my p.o. I'm listening

Um, we're not gonna do that. Mm-hmm. Unless unless you tell me it's okay in which case, um, we will definitely do that for you

so, um

as I was trying to say uh earlier before we started talking about pcp, um, and not the kind that we're gonna do recreationally for the podcast

Patreon members is um

Um

Yeah, tell us what you think if you've got some ideas on how we can continue to grow this and make this more of a little

Little community within a community that would be cool. We're all ears

Um, just hit us up on on the gram to send us a message

um and or feat pics and uh, we will check those out

And uh, that would be fun. Let us know your dumb awful car stories. That could be cool

It will load some up over the next few weeks and then maybe we'll integrate it

Research your local statute of limitations. Uh, yes for your share stories, of course. Yes

And and unless you tell us otherwise, we will assume this is um on a closed course in Mexico. Yep

Um, uh, the donkey show part is optional. You don't have to include that. We'll just assume

Um, but yeah, so let us know there. Um, continue to follow along. Uh, tell people, um

Yeah, this is this is this is great. So thank you for the last 200 looking forward for the next 200. Um, if you want to just

Stock me. I'm the photographer's garage on all of the things. How about you? Mr. Mr. Chadwick

Ah, definitely stock frank. It's uh, it's a good time. Good photos. Great photos. Excellent photos

Hopefully some Volvo v 50 photos soon. Uh myself auto obscure garage, uh rescues restorations and reviews mostly on youtube

Uh, some more Volvo content probably some more tracker content coming out

So stay tuned guys. But yeah, as frank said, we appreciate it 200 episodes

Done

Another 2000 to go before we die. I didn't even do that math. We're gonna be dead by then. I should have never made it out of my 20s

Peace out guys

Thanks, uh, sorry mom off to have an untimely death. Goodbye

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