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mule
A 'mule' is a test car that helps manufacturers try out new features or designs without being a final version.
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Porsche 356
The Porsche 356 is an early sports car made by Porsche. It’s famous for being lightweight and fun to drive, helping to make Porsche a well-known brand in the car world.
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Porsche 718 Spyder RS
The Porsche 718 Spyder RS is a fast sports car that doesn't have a roof, making it great for driving on sunny days. It's designed for people who love speed and handling on the road or racetrack.
Car
Volvo S60
The Volvo S60 is a small luxury car that focuses on safety and comfort. It's designed for people who want a stylish and reliable vehicle.
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Mercedes-Benz S63 AMG
The S63 AMG is a super-fast luxury car from Mercedes-Benz. It's designed for people who want a powerful engine and lots of high-end features.
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BMW M5
The BMW M5 is a fast and powerful car made by BMW, designed for performance and luxury. It's part of the 5 Series, which is a line of mid-size cars from BMW.
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Cadillac Escalade
The Cadillac Escalade is a big, fancy SUV that many people love for its comfort and high-tech features. It's often seen as a luxury vehicle and is popular among those who want a lot of space and style.
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BMW F80
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Ferrari F80
The Ferrari F8 Tributo is a super-fast sports car made by Ferrari, known for its sleek design and powerful engine. It's a car that many people dream of owning because it's really impressive and expensive.
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Aston Martin Vanquish
The Aston Martin Vanquish is a fancy sports car that is known for being stylish and fast. It's a car that many people dream of owning because of its luxury and performance.
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Porsche 911 GT3
The Porsche 911 GT3 is a special version of the Porsche 911 sports car that is built for speed and performance on the racetrack. It's lighter and more powerful than regular models, making it very exciting to drive.
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Porsche 911
The Porsche 911 is a famous sports car that has been around for a long time. It's known for being fast and fun to drive, and many people love it because it looks cool and performs well.
Term
bring a trailer
Bring a Trailer is a website where people can buy and sell special cars through auctions. It's known for featuring interesting and classic vehicles.
Car
Porsche 917
The Porsche 917 is a famous race car that was very successful in the 1970s. It has a powerful engine and is known for being very fast, often seen in racing events.
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Mercedes 220 diesel
The Mercedes 220 diesel is a car made by Mercedes-Benz that runs on diesel fuel. It's known for being dependable and good on fuel, typical of older Mercedes models.
Car
MG Midget
The MG Midget is a small sports car that is fun to drive. It was made by the MG company and is known for being light and easy to handle.
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BMW 525
The BMW 525 is a car from the BMW 5 Series, which is known for being luxurious and comfortable to drive. It has good performance and many features.
Car
Land Rover Defender
The Land Rover Defender is a tough car made for off-roading, meaning it can handle rough roads and trails. It's popular among people who love outdoor adventures and need a reliable vehicle.
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Land Rover Range Rover
The Range Rover is a high-end SUV made by Land Rover. It's famous for being both luxurious and capable of driving off-road, making it popular among those who want comfort and adventure.
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BYD
BYD is a car company from China that makes electric vehicles. They are growing quickly and are known for their advanced technology in electric cars.
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F1
F1 stands for Formula 1, which is a type of car racing that happens on tracks. It's very popular and features fast cars and skilled drivers competing in races around the world.
Company
Apple
Apple is a company that makes technology products like iPhones and computers. They also create movies and shows, including one about car racing.
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Pat Long
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Fredstein
Fredstein makes tires for cars, and they have different types for summer and winter driving.
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Toyota Corolla
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Company
Fisker
Fisker is a car company that makes electric vehicles. They are known for a luxury car called the Fisker Karma, which was one of the first of its kind.
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Chevrolet Corvette
The Chevrolet Corvette is a fast sports car made in America that many people admire for its style and speed. It's often talked about because it's a symbol of American car culture.
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Jaguar Etype
The Jaguar E-Type is a classic sports car from the 1960s that many people think is one of the most beautiful cars ever made. It's known for being fast and stylish.
Term
PHEV
A PHEV is a car that can run on electricity and can also use gas. You can plug it in to charge the battery, which helps it go further without using much gas.
Brand
Mercedes
Mercedes is a well-known German car brand that makes luxury vehicles. They are famous for their comfortable rides and advanced technology features.
Brand
Maserati
Maserati is a luxury car brand from Italy that makes stylish and fast cars. They are known for their unique looks and powerful performance.
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Aston Martin
Aston Martin is a British car brand that makes very fancy and fast sports cars. They are famous for their stylish designs and have been featured in James Bond movies.
Car
Ford Pinto
The Ford Pinto was a small, cheap car made in the 1970s that people often remember for its low price and good gas mileage. Unfortunately, it also had some safety problems that made it controversial.
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Jaguar Xj
The Jaguar XJ is a high-end car that offers a lot of luxury features and a stylish look. It's known for being comfortable and powerful.
Term
carbon fiber
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Company
Race Tech
Race Tech is a company that makes special floors for garages. These floors are designed to keep water from causing problems, which is really helpful for car owners.
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Land Rover Series 2A
The Land Rover Series 2A is an older model of a tough, off-road vehicle that was made a long time ago. It's known for being able to handle rough terrain and is loved by many car fans.
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barn find
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Dacia Logan
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And here we go, it's very rainy here in LA.
Why is the air so bad when it rains like this, Suckerman?
Probably cause everything in the air is filled with toxins.
And now it's aerosolized into our lungs.
Yes.
There's been fires, there's arsenic, there's lead,
there's all sorts of horrible things in the air.
LA is like Chernobyl, the zone of exclusion today.
There really should be a Suckerman GPT or whatever it is, right?
I mean, that's the AI we're missing.
Right.
We're all against AI, but I wouldn't be against the Suckerman AI.
We kind of use him that way.
Yeah.
We ask him all questions about everything.
And legal stuff is generally right.
Yeah.
The interpersonal kind of money stuff is generally right.
The rest of it's nonsense, but we'll check really AI.
Okay, why did she throw her?
Why do you have a froggy throat?
Huh?
What's her explanation?
Just allergy.
I don't have.
What did you do last night?
Did you do bone hits or something?
Why were you out?
No.
No, in fact, I had a nice soup.
I had soup.
I watched Humphrey Bogart and Laura McCall and to have and have not.
That's a fantastic movie.
Yeah.
I went to bed early.
I slept a long time.
Wow.
That's probably why.
I had a solid eight hours of sleep for the first time in a decade.
And now I feel like I'm on Mars from it.
I'm not.
I used to beings like four hours of sleep and exhausted.
Right.
Then I feel.
Then I feel normal.
Eight hours of message.
I get that.
I saw him on Instagram doing something about sleep.
And he's pointing to the bed.
And he's like, I don't know what happens here.
Right.
But it is not sleeping.
Yes.
It's such a funny line.
And it's really true.
It's true.
We're talking about it the other day.
Like I have felt.
I felt like I was caught up on my sleep twice a year now.
What weirdly one was after Audrey and Johnny when you and I were there
and I've been going over in my head, what were we doing differently?
And the only thing eating from a gas station.
Outer exhaustion.
Outer exhaustion.
No, we were eating crap from a gas station.
Yeah.
We were sitting there.
And then we go to the car events.
And then we go to the gas station eat.
But you know what I think it is.
I didn't have any espresso.
I was just drinking gas station coffee for the entire weekend.
And I wonder now if having 20 shots of espresso a day is bad.
No.
Definitely not.
I asked Chad G.B.T.
You're the big stuff.
What about the Zuck G.B.T.?
No.
Damon Ron.
Yeah.
Damon Ronyan famous author drank something like 40 cups of coffee a day.
Hartford and died from hisophageal cancer.
Yeah.
You know.
He probably smiles.
And death.
There you go.
He's like his own A.O.
Yeah.
He tells that one out of his ass.
Yeah.
Well, you put me in that direction.
Anyway, we, something quick to talk about.
You know, last year we had, uh, and this doesn't have to be real.
This is kind of our version of thing.
But you know, all these dumb car magazine places.
What happened?
I was static.
That's all right.
We need new coasters anyways with the new logo.
They, they have the car of the year award.
Right.
And they have the magazine.
All that crap.
Um, last year.
Do you remember what we picked as the SCR car of the year?
The cars that had graced our stage.
The ST.
No.
Huh.
It was, it was the Guntherworks car.
Gunther Turbo.
Yeah.
Gunther Turbo.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right?
Mule.
Oh.
The greatest.
Can we also do a maggot of the year, the person I hate the most at the end of the year?
Sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We'll do both of those.
No, we'll do that on the show.
Right here.
Right here.
So the next show we record, we're going to make those decisions.
We need to kind of come up with nominations for both of those things.
But first, let's stick with the car.
I think we should limit the car to a car of the year that's kind of either been on the
stage, something we bought or something we've driven.
Okay.
And I know I was bringing this on you right now.
Yeah.
But let's come up with a couple nominees.
The one behind me.
The worst thing.
I mean, obvious.
We already know what it is.
Wait.
What?
The 356.
I mean, look.
I've been dreaming about it.
Okay.
And it's, it's PTSD color is orange.
It is the greatest.
Like no miles.
All original.
Former Zucker.
I mean, former Seinfeld car.
That was Chick-Iverson.
Dead guy.
Don't wait.
It's a dead guy in a file.
Jolly and special.
Yes.
That's a friend.
Okay.
There's one.
What about new cars?
I don't know.
I mean, I've been loving everything that Mercedes really has been pumping out.
Yeah.
I love the 718 spider RS way more than I thought.
Let's put that on the list.
The Zinger.
I drove it for 600 miles.
The Zinger.
The Zinger.
It should be a good combination.
It should be a good combination.
Yeah.
Let's pick one of these Mercedes that we've liked.
I mean, the monogram edition with the, I, I didn't like that so much.
Yeah.
I like the regular my buck.
I thought it was great.
The sedan my buck.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was very good too.
The S60, the S63 AMGs.
Yeah.
I would say no.
I would say my buck over the S63 personally.
All right.
Let's put that my buck on there.
My buck.
Yeah.
It was such a great week in that car.
Yeah.
What else are we missing from some of the earlier shifts?
I have to think.
I can't.
So many great cars here.
Probably.
You know, we, I think this year we have, we've forgotten about yellow M5.
That was big.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Actually, somebody on the tree on the M5.
Yeah.
Yellow M5.
Isn't it funny, though, how a new addition can totally reorder everything else.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That wasn't this year.
That wasn't this year.
This little 323, but no one's had an opportunity, but me to drive it.
But it's always good.
If it's kind of something new that kind of came across our stage, not just something we bought.
Like, you know, that's what I liked about the Guntherworks car.
Just kind of blew us away.
It was great.
I have to go back and look at the episode I'm blanking on, like, why not?
I know.
I have.
Cameron, do you remember anything great that we've had?
I mean, I remember you guys didn't drive it with the Escalade IQ is like, God damn it.
It's good.
God damn it.
It's okay.
I know.
It's such a good car.
Yeah.
The 4GTD was here, but we didn't really get to drive it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, we'll put together a list for next week.
We'll curate it with those cars.
Anybody wants to weigh in?
You guys can weigh in.
Patreon, you guys can weigh in.
We'll go it up there.
You guys.
You guys.
You guys.
You guys.
You guys.
You guys.
You guys.
You guys.
You guys.
You guys.
You guys.
You guys.
Yes.
That was real good.
That was good, good.
That was super quick.
And there was another car that you said was the best thing that ever exercised.
Did the Ferrari F80 even never made it in here, but the Ferrari F80 is like, no, but there
was another car that did ignore that you said, I love this car more than it.
Ohh.
Oh, the mystery Aston.
Oh.
The vanquished, the vanquished.
Yes.
Like that on the list as well.
The vanquished.
There you go.
Now we've got some contenders here.
That's a little...
Okay.
We're going to debate that in the next show later.
Now, the other maggot of the year, maggot of the year.
Quickly, how does that work, Suckerman?
How does maggot?
Who do we hate the most, or who's annoyed us the most?
Or who's made the stupidest decisions that affected our lives,
that affected our car lives, general lives?
Okay.
Any of this.
You nominate some maggots.
Oh, well.
Okay.
I don't want to get political.
So, we don't want to, we don't want to, we need to,
we need to advocate junior, junior.
Yes.
Yeah.
Well, we got to have some contenders for maggot of the year.
Okay.
It doesn't have to be political.
But you remember R.F.K. junior, junior?
Yes.
Yeah.
We talked about him in the show last night.
That's an inside joke, but.
Yes.
And then.
And then.
It's giving to him.
He was a nice guy.
I liked him.
Well, there was a lady that sprayed diarrhea on the car.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was a real lady.
Which is pretty high up there.
She was good.
But to me, it seemed like when you brought it up, these were people
who personally annoyed you.
Yes.
Kind of like that lady.
So, why don't you curate a small nest next to it?
Yes.
I'll curate a small nest.
And I agree with you.
Let's not make it that political.
But if there's someone in politics that, you know, it kind of called attention to themselves
in that way, that isn't the usual suspects.
I think we can open it up to floor to the floor there.
And that would be good.
And then we'll do car of the year next week and maggot of year.
That'll be good.
At least suggestions for maggots.
We like maggots.
Yeah.
Fresh spin on things.
Which would be nice.
Which would be nice.
In a minute, we're going to talk about Johnny.
He's brought yet another version of the karma to our stage.
The car that just won't die.
And die.
Back again from hospice care.
It's really crazy.
It's really crazy.
I've got some other kind of house cleaning notes here.
Look, dear viewer, dear listener, dear collector.
I don't know if you've noticed, but we've certainly noticed that it appears that there are
cars from Mr. Seinfeld's collection have been popping up in place.
If there's one right behind us that we purchased one right here, it was a blue GT3 that I would
have died for.
Well, hold on.
Before that, there was the roof.
Oh, the roof.
Yes.
The roof 9-11, which was 71s that was Jerry and Roof and Sam.
And that was on, bring a trailer.
I believe it was a bill that was in several hundred thousand dollar bill that went for
close to seven hundred thousand dollars.
And you're talking about last week there was a 2018 Golf Blue 2018 GT3 Touring which was
had I not 1800 miles had I not blown my wide on on this thing.
That was a straw contender.
That is that 991 GT3 Touring is such a good one.
I don't think you and I knew that was going up for so we did not know.
Now here's the hack everybody everybody, but you and you already know this.
You probably.
I don't know.
I don't care.
Yeah.
You have to, if you were to collect, uh, CabiglioGarage.com is the place you've got to watch.
This is not an ad.
This is our friend Sam and his son, Gianni.
And if you're watching this closely, look, look, look, you're looking at what I believe
are signfeld cars for sale.
Yeah.
That is some real heavy metal.
This is your average person does that have these go down, go down low, we get up for
right.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what it's at a 917 engine.
Yeah.
Is that for coffee table?
Oh, my lord.
There you go.
What else is there?
So this is kind of how you can keep track of what, wait, what is quietly available?
Go down.
Oh, wait, hold on, hold on.
Oh, look.
1971 911 TD Dutch police car.
Zuckerman.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Oh, two turbo cups.
Whoa.
Wait, wait, Mercedes 220 diesel.
Would we like that as much as the 525, the TR, and the MG midget with 10,000 miles, all
that little yellow car.
I love that car.
Holy crap.
Hey, look, there's my, there's my 66 giant bump.
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So this is a way for you guys to kind of keep track of things.
And as cars are coming up to get one of these cars because Jerry obviously has the best
stuff.
Low prices, too.
I'm sure.
Ah, no.
But how much is that or a spider?
I don't know.
That's got to be 10 million bucks.
No, no, no, no.
No, but it's a lot.
I mean, it's a lot.
A 550 spider is like three to five.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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A lot of funny things in the news.
Car related today.
This week.
Some stuff we're not going to talk about till later till Patreon.
You don't want to do the over under on Hitler's Schwanns mentions?
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Hawking.
Here take a look.
Let's get to the news.
Who is Stephen Hawking in the Epstein files?
Yes.
You know, there was a zuckerman in the Epstein.
More zuckerman.
More zuckerman.
Yeah.
No one's ever called you more.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
However, who we love.
Who we last visited them were firing burning batteries out of SUB.
So good.
They decided, you know, it wasn't just good enough to rip off land rover by making a defender
like vehicles. Let's rip off their marketing campaign by climbing a set of stairs,
the 999 steps to China's Heavens Gate, and this is what happened.
There it goes. Here's the Chinese version. They invited the press, and this is what they saw.
So good. So good. So good. It just couldn't quite make it. So apparently what happened was
they had like a safety cable on it and the cable snapped, and the cable got sucked up into the front
wheel. Oh wow. Yeah, that's what I mean, that's the excuse. I think like honestly a key to tell
you're right. You climb those steps. No problem whatsoever. So I don't know what's going on
there. The feet was part of a larger Dragon Road challenge that Land Rover had a huge marketing coup
when they did it, and here Chinese automakers not only failed, but then and to their credit had to
apologize to everyone. Yes, we apologize. They wrecked in antiquity for a marketing stunt.
Let's look at the Land Rover. Why don't you google that and see if we can see the Land Rover defender.
I don't see a safety cable. Yeah, apparently I was reading a cable. There was a cable on the front
or something. It snapped. Here we go. This is the Dragon Challenge. So this is the actual Range Rover.
Oh, there it goes. Right there. All right. So there it just runs right up. So this is what they were
trying to do. Yeah. And they did not. And then they went down. Look, you know, the Chinese are way ahead
of us. I don't know if you caught any of that Jim Farley news, but he's been saying that for years.
Yeah. Well, it's not, it's it is kind of true. Like, you know, BYD and these other companies are
just eating our lunch when it comes to tech. What he said that was interesting was he said it was
like Japan in the 80s. However, they have factory capacity. Japan never had factory capacity.
That's right. And it would help them back. We also pass laws that wouldn't, you know, let
them sell cars in the US. We also have laws that keep the Chinese cars out of the US. So right,
right. We're okay. But he does raise a good point. You know, it's what we were talking about. I think
more than a year ago, that if you don't compete with electric cars, you will completely lose to China
on electric cars. Yeah, absolutely. And that's why the big push for electric cars was happening.
So we didn't lose ground to China. But it appears we've lost ground to China and we gave up.
And we gave up. Well, we sort of gave, I mean, again, again, like the growth rate of EV sales has
slowed just the rate, but it's still going up. Where are you going?
Let him out.
Booger time. Okay, booger time. Here we go. But yeah, walking to the sink. He's
he's not saying into a into a paper towel. Are you sure you're not getting sick?
Rufus is coming over. I think I'm fine. He's in the air. Yeah, water. It's just
the elephant. It's just one of those shows. Here was another thing that was going on. We don't
want to just beat up on the Chinese. Russia launched their first AI-powered robot, which walked
on to stage to triumph with music, took a few steps and then immediately face planted.
How do I have all physics name? No, there it goes. Let's see if you can get it.
That's the Yelson model. Hello, yes. Look at it. The robot struck on vodka.
Well, yeah, give him a shot. We make robot like drunk Russian man walk. Walking to
Pedro. Let's take a look at that one more time. Hello. Hold on. Elbow is dizzy.
Yelson did the same thing. Remember that? Yeah. What is the push lately in the last three weeks
with getting? Look, it's looking the way they drive. He's dead. He's dead. Please don't look at this.
These guys. The robot learned from them. Are we then eager to get robots in lives?
Well, not personally, but big business. You can replace people packing Amazon boxes with robots.
You eventually save money. Yeah, there's huge push. I think.
I mean, robots are for free. One time investment versus you got to pay someone's health care
and salary. Actually, they don't pay the health care. We know I got to pay the salary. But it seems
like that what what I'm seeing is this is a robot you put in your house. And then it shows the robot,
you know, getting you grapes out of the fridge and then killing you. Yeah, I know.
It's just soft in the blow that the robots really going to take your job and then take over your
mortgage. Maybe when you have you know, do you guys ever when you use AI, the rare case you do
or Siri, don't you end up just yelling at it and calling it a moron depends what you're using it for.
But often. Yes. Yeah, you're like, I didn't ask that. Don't do that. I don't want to be in that
mood with a robot in my I feel we know what AI when I use it. I feel like I'm packing college
trying to photocopy the encyclopedia Britannica for my college essay on the Galapagos Islands.
Then I have to change enough to make it not plagiarism. I can't imagine a robot in my house being
effective. Like how is it getting by the dog gate? No. Yeah. Please. I'm from America.
Al Dwarf. Please. Sorry. That's the children.
Al Dwarf fell on me again. Al Dwarf is drinking again. Didn't you talk to him about that?
I can't control his alcohol. He's leaving the toilet seat. I tried to teach you one thing about
alcoholism. You can't control these people. Send him to AIA. Why do we get to AIA?
Send him to AIA. We got the drug Russian robot. It was the cheapest one.
Just put up with it. He's killing me. He's drinking Woolworth's vodka. It's fine.
He's not that expensive. His keeper of color. He's good with the dishes. He's making prudo.
Look at the bathroom. Yeah, that couldn't even walk your dog. It would fall on my dog and crush it.
I could go for it. If we were going to get one for the set here, that would we would want AIDOL.
Yeah. AIDOL is hilarious. Denting cars. Let's let him drive something around the block.
Perfect. See what happens. Bring us some homeless people from out of the fight side filled.
Yeah. Maybe this is maybe we've got the wrong take on this. Maybe we need AIDOL. Send us AIDOL.
Send AIDOL here. We'll put him in a chair. We'll talk to AIDOL. He looks funny.
Yeah. Just keep falling out of the chair. He looks really funny.
There were some other bad news. GTA VI was delayed another six months.
I know you guys don't care about that, but look at this story. And this guy is exactly right.
Stross Zelnik, who looks AI-generated. He's healthy. HGH. Wow.
Generate image of GTA VI creator named Stross Zelnik.
Have him say we're not really bothered about yet another delayed about GTA VI,
which we're all really bothered by. You guys don't play this. He will be fired in a month.
He's not survived. Here's why he doesn't care. This makes so much money.
I happen to have coffee with an executive who works at one of these companies.
They had a company that this is their parent company. I asked them about this. They just said when
this is released, they make so many billions of dollars. They just, the only goal is getting it right.
It's got to be right. It can't be half-ass, which I respect. I respect. Sure. But myself and the
teenagers, do you play? Of course. Yeah. Everyone is talking about it. It's so great, right?
And it's frustrating, but you're still going to get it, right? Everyone is definitely frustrated
about it, but I think everyone doesn't want a bad. Yeah, you want it to be great.
Okay, but when Mr. Zelnik says, we're feeling really good about it. Are you the delay?
How do you feel? Are you saying really good about it? Personally, I'll play it when it comes out,
but I'm not in some kind of a buddy of mine is like over the, you know, maybe staying alive for
this game. Let's bring him on the show. But I've gone down GTA Warm Halls where there's
something so liberating. You can see where it goes. If you're playing GTA and you're wandering
through a vast city that looks kind of like L.A. or Miami, right? And then you come up to these
NPCs. Like, they'll be a street full of hookers, right? Right now, they all kind of say and do
the same thing or bounce off of you. But in the future of video games, like, I'm not sure they're
headed there, but they should be. If you can connect AI to it, you could have a unique interaction.
To me, people you know? No, no, you could, you could, that's fake. Hookers got a real
personality. No, you could talk to them and say something and they would have a unique response
unlike the one that NPC next to you and the one next to them. They could each be individualized
characters potentially with backstory and responses you could engage with. That really opens up
a world for you to explore and enjoy. If you went out and just met real hookers, they probably
all have unique individual stories. Go to have to figure out what in 50th street on the blade and
you'll meet. I like videos with you. Stories. I think the difference is Zuckerman. Look, you would,
this is why you would like this and you don't play video games. But imagine I told you there's a
hyper realistic graphic game where you go to the airport, you steal a helicopter with a machine gun
and you start mowing people down in the city and they're reacting like real life. Okay.
You go, you go and you drive for 20 miles, you steal a car, you go into a casino and you rob the
blackjack dealer. You can do these fun things that you come up to in the life. He's selling, he's
trying to sell me. Yeah. Well, I just did. Yes. This has no effect on me. That sounds like it. What?
I think the biggest problem they're going to have when they keep delaying it because this might not
even be the last. Just Aaron Hookers. Well, is exactly what you're saying, Spike, is that the hype for the
game is going to freeze. With every six month delay, people are going to be like, well, then they've
got to be adding even more and more. And when the game comes out, it might disappoint people. It
will. Yeah. I know people have auditioned for the game about a year ago. It's pretty exciting stuff.
Can we audition? Huh? I think they've cast it already. I think they've cast it. There's no money
in being in a video game. It wouldn't be about money to be a character. Like, I can't tell you who
it was that I know, but I read the character profile. I wasn't even supposed to read that. And I
was like, dude, if this ends up being, this is fucking awesome. It was a very dark, horrible character
with a storyline, not unlike this week's storyline. And I was just like totally do this. If you can
get this gig, this will be fine. I was in a video game and I got like no money. It was. It's not
about money. It's about being part of it. What do you mean it's not about the money? No, it's about
being a boy sitting next to you. It's just about Tarantino goes, Hey, do you want to play a part in
my new movie? Sure. I'm going to do whatever you say. I'm going to do it. It's on me. You know,
I finally watched that Apple movie about F1 and saw Pat Long in the audience. Oh, yes, good.
It's good movie. Pat Long's in there. Pat Long was Brad Pitt. It has a talking part. Yeah.
I recognized his eyes when he got out of the car. I went, that looks like Pat Long. And Pat Long,
apparently in every scene, Brad Pitt was following Pat Long. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
It's good. Pretty good. And it made a ton of money. It's like one of the most successful.
It's pretty good. Richard loved it. He was standing up and cheering. It's pretty good. All right.
Are you watching Pluribus? Yes. No. Yes. That's the greatest viable. That's the greatest show.
It's the greatest show. You can't spoil it, but it's great. Just watch it, but just here,
did you like Breaking Bad? Yeah. Did you like Better Carl Sall? Yeah. Okay. It's the girl from
Better Carl Sall in a new premise, but Vince Gilligan and New Mexico. That's all you need to
know. And she is. She's telling me more. She is. If you tell him anymore, he's not going to watch it.
Violent. Just watch it. It's so good. But it's not what you are. What's not where your mind just
went. But just trust that there's something. There's something nice. It's very new. It's real television,
what television should be. And they kind of cast him. Yes. The the the the tall guy from Mauritius.
Yes. Oh, that's right. Yeah. I did think the same thing. Yes. Mauritius. Yes. In episode two,
it's like Lando Calvresian. Yes. But Zuckerman. The situation that they create that happens in
the world. Yeah. There's a there's no how you would behave. There's our our stars reaction to it.
And then there's this guy he's talking about the reaction, which is very much how exactly
1000 people he would do. There you go. And by the way, I said last night when I watched episode
three, I would do the same thing. I love the way the world is ordered like that. Like that's very
appealing to me. But I and I would go the Zuckerman route too. Oh, I was disappointed in my wife,
but I said, look, yeah, it's the only way. Okay. And when when you disappointed your wife was my name
mentioned? Yes. It's not me, of course. It's good. Why am I this talking? Your wife disapprove of
me. The wife's disapprove of everybody's friends. No, my wife doesn't disapprove of you. She doesn't
know. Why would she? You know, my wife doesn't really disapprove of you. But she likes to criticize you
and me and all of us. I'm a representative of your worst aspects. Yes. I like somehow she saw,
by the way, a real that we did last week. Oh, the helicopter one. Oh, the helicopter one. Yeah.
Somebody that got sent to her. That was a good one. Yeah. That was really funny. She was like
what? What was the real? We remember when we were about my wife finding out like with my wife,
almost thought that I died on a helicopter crash. That's the first time I learned she actually cared
about me. I was just trying to make jokes here. Yeah. And I think the husband's related to that.
They go with that looking for truth. Everybody knows you love me. It was funny. Yeah. But one
other great apple show, Down Cemetery Road. It's by the Slow Horses people. Oh, phenomenal show. So
good. This is better. But this is all right. We got more cars. It's a good one. Let's talk about
our friends and Fredstein tires. What do you need to know? I got four sit on my front stoop. Oh,
that's right. Yeah. All right. Rather than me read off this page, Johnny, you called me and said
you needed new tires for my Toyota, my G or Corolla. I had these wheels and something happened. One of
them got a little bent, right? Not home pressure. So I put the factory wheels back on. And
you know, the tires that were on there have three or four or five thousand miles. I said,
oh, let's get some new tires. And like that lady, two days. So, Brian, what did they get you?
What did they get you? They got me the the sporty summer one. It's called a via track or something.
Hyper track. You got the hyper tracks. I spoke to Patrick at Audrey. He said, just tell a story
about Fredestine and why they're wonderful. And there you have it. They're the official tire
partner of Spikes Car Radio. We have them on many of our cars. We love them. Patrick, it was very
nice meeting you. He said the only thing that matters is this. Demand a better tire. Demand
Fredestine. And for more information, go to Fredestine.com. There you go. Thank you, Fredestine. We're
supporting us on the show. For giving Johnny free tires and has free tires. Hell yeah. All right. Let's
talk about the karma. I couldn't be more confused. I know Zuckerman is confused. The karma started
as a fiscar and then it was a Bob Lutz car where he took the electric version and turned it into a
Corvette engine car wanted to. He never really made it. And it was a really bad idea to do that.
Okay. Get into what? And then I said, what do you have for the show this weekend? You said,
I have a car. And I said, what? Yeah. So what is what is? Okay. Let me preface this by saying
fiscar went bankrupt in like 2012 because of North Korean. No, that was later. That was the ocean.
That was that was fiscar motor. Okay. Yeah. So a Chinese billionaire purchased the rights to the
platform sometime in 2000. I don't know, 1314. Can I just stop you there? Why is everybody so
crazy about this platform that it keeps getting so over and over again? It's beautiful. It's
just a beautiful car. So if I'm in. Man. Oh, you're wrong. I mean, you're okay. You're
wrong. No, your eyes are in your ass. It's when we quote Lord Root. If you don't think this
is a beautiful. I don't think it's so long and flat. But I understand you do. I'm not
disagreeing. Look at the e-type. Look at the dash to axle on the e-type. Can't do a hard side.
Look at the dash to axle on the karma. It's like, you know, it's it's the same proportions.
It's a subjective thing. You find it to be good looking. And obviously a lot of people
are saying you're spam looking. I'm not. But I think it's in it. It's attractive. It was
attractive at the time. It caught your eyes. Gorgeous. No data caught your eye. That's
all. It's gorgeous. But it's got so much failure attached to it. But I can't help but see that.
Okay. But, but, but, but, you know, look, you know, Lamborghini went bankrupt seven times before
Chrysler bought him. Like failure happens in the car biz. Okay. Asim Martin has been bankrupt
nine times. Banker Z is just bankruptcy. But anyways, so the bones of this car, right? That's
what our president says. It's a valid. It's a valid business. It's a valid point. And so,
then they restarted the company. They stupidly kept the name karma. So the model, it was the
Fisker karma. Yeah. They made the name of the company car. That was a mistake. I feel. Okay.
Then back in 2018 or so, I went down to their headquarter in Irvine. I went down and I drove
the karma, the reborn. It was called the karma Rivera GS. Okay. And it was so bad. I said,
you know what? I'm not even going to review it because I can't believe somebody would seriously
buy this car. They would get into it and be like, this is garbage. Right. I'm not going to drive.
That was 2018. 2023. This guy, it's named Marcus McManin becomes a CEO, Detroit insider,
mechanical engineer, redoes this car. And they were like, you're going to love it. It's a really
good car. And I'm the CEO is telling me this appear. Guys, tell me in my head, I'm like, yeah,
right. Uh-huh. It's just garbage. It's so good. They did such a good job. It's such a good
job. What is it? Is it an electric car? Is it a hybrid? It's an e-rev. So what is an e-rev? It's
always electric power. So that's two motors, five hundred and thirty six horsepower. There is
a BMW three cylinder under the hood that only creates electricity. It never connects to the
driven wheels. So you get 90, 80 to 90 miles. I forget of pure electric range. And then you get
another 200 some miles when the little gas engine burns 10 gallons of fuel. So you know, it's
three hundred and eight. That's not called a hybrid. That's called an e-rev. It's a hybrid.
It's a type of hybrid. So there's like P-H-E-V plug-in hybrid and an e-rev is where it's always,
the wheels are always spun by the motors, but there is a gas engine that acts as a range extent. So
e-rev range extended electric vehicle. They're also called reaves, e-rev, whatever.
It's yeah, but but again, I was blown away. It's it's it's it's not perfect. There's a lot of
flaws. I can get them all the flaws, but it drives incredibly well. And the feeling I get is like
you're in a Jaguar, you're in a Maserati, you're in Aston Martin, where you know, you you could
about the Ferrari, you could about the Mercedes, but you want something a little more stylish,
a little compromised, but for the right reasons, you know what I mean? And something that no one
else has. No one else. And by the way, they're only making 146 of these. So that's a recipe for
success. Well, hang on. Basically, you know, where do you get them work done? Where do you get them?
Well, they're headquartered in Orange County. The factory is literally in Orange County. The
headquarters is an Irvine. That's where we get them worked on it. That's where we get them worked
on it. Yeah. Again, there's going to be a car that replaces it. It's called the just
Sarah. What do they cost? It's just happy. Just so they're called the Pinto. And it's going to be
Pinto bodies that we then e-rev. There's three and really four levels of Rivera. So they started
at 125,000. There's the main one is going to be like 145. This one's got everything is 168.
And then there's a model above it called the Invictus, which is the same thing, but it has a lot of
carbon fiber body panels. And I don't know. They're only making 30 of those. And it's a higher
performance. But like, yeah, this is like, you know, if you have a tycon or something like that,
this is alternative to that that you can use gasoline to burn. But yeah, it's a four-seater.
It drives incredibly well. That's kind of shocked by the performance. The road holding. You know,
it's not it's not quick by modern standard, you know, 064 point something. But yeah, I was
in again, I literally got home called the PR guy and I was like, you weren't lying. I'm really
impressed. Like usually when you get in again, I drove the Fisker Karma. It was not ready to be sold.
Right. I drove the Karma Rivera in 2018. It was trash. I can't think of a better word than
Hannah Elliott. Magnus's wife, Max Walker's wife, wrote the single most scathing car review I've
ever read about the 2018 Rivera. She just trashed it. That's not her personality. Just trashed it.
And I didn't bother to review it because so you're liking this. I'm surprised. What didn't you like
so much about it? Go ahead and open it up there. It's got a couple the doors don't open. It's covered
with water. Hang on. It could have locked. It locks by itself. There you go. No, it's got a little
sound. Um, things I don't like, like, okay, they're like, oh, it doesn't have nav because everybody
uses Apple CarPlay. I'm like, yeah, that's great. Oh, I mean, I hate Apple CarPlay. Did you see Tesla is
making a pivot to Apple CarPlay? Yeah, by the way, so they go, you know, it doesn't have, by the way,
this one, the one that replaces it will. This one doesn't have wireless Apple CarPlay. So, okay,
just plug it and that's fine. It only has USB A. It doesn't have USB C port. So I had to like hunt
down, you know, it's like little stuff. It bongs too much when it thinks you're going to hit another
car. It turns the music down too much. It takes too long for the music to come back on. But if you
look at like cam, the center of the, um, the two air vents in the center, the, the, the curved
leather on top of that, the Jaguar XJ that was like that. You know, I'm staring at this thing. I'm like,
everything looks aluminum. It's aluminum. Everything. It's carbon fiber. It's real carbon fiber.
It's, they did a good job. Really what he's doing is he's training his factory workers for more
production, you know, and so it's, again, it's here. We don't have a huge talent pool of factory
workers in Southern California. So this is like, you know, your, your, your, is that their logo? That
just weird purple, purple ball thing. Yeah. It was like a gold thing on it. Did he tell you he's
training the factory workers for that? Sure. That's my, why would you bother building 146?
Right. It kind of just first impression looks like a Timo car, like, huh, sent $1,800 and to
Timo. You get this. Come on. It's nice. I'm just saying it kind of, it's a nice car. Like he,
I asked him, I said, why did you want to become CEO of this company? And he said, the factory,
he goes, you got to come see the factory. I walked in there reminding me of the Ferrari factory
in Maranello. Like it was just, it's a modern, the backseat factory, the backseat looks good.
Is there, is there a business here? I mean, we read so much about the struggle of luxury
electric cars right now. Is there a business? So the, the business part is that they're,
most of their cars are going to be e-rev, right? And so, again, you get 80 some miles of electric,
you can plug in, keep the battery charged, or this thing, you just put gas in it and just run it
like that. Yeah. And it's fine. So yeah. So I think, I think a lot of people who say, I don't want
an EV, I want an e-rev. You know, so, so that is, I think, what they're pivoting to. And then,
is there a basis for the factory to be used by other manufacturers? I don't, I don't, you know,
they can build, I don't think so. They've announced like four or five models that are coming. They
all have like crazy names, but just Sarah is the next four door. And it'll be regular production.
Yeah. I mean something in Swahili or Sanskrit or something. There you go. There you go. But I was,
again, I was, I was, I was literally like, uh-huh. Sure, it's good. Sure it hangs with the
tycoon. Yeah. Yeah. I took it up on Angelus Crest and like it. Damn. And also it's great to drive
around town. It's great in the rain. Do you have on your YouTube channel, which is doing very well?
Do you have driving with Johnny? Do you have a Doug score? No. Do you have a version of that? Like a,
I have a, would I have one? Would I have one? Yeah. So would you have this? I would have one. Yeah.
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here. Apparently this is going on at Logan Airport. Look at this. People are abandoning their cars
at Logan Airport. The airport doesn't know why. Uh, and finally said we're going to keep these
and auction them off. Do they have the keys? Now this is like, this is the airport I use is
growing up. Like I live three miles south of Logan Airport. That's where I grew up. And yeah,
that's a really good question. Yeah. No, it's a good point. Yeah. Uh, it says here we've all heard
it barn finds, but now there are airport finds. According to CBS News, a total of 71 vehicles have
been abandoned at Logan and are being auctioned off to the highest bidder in order to free up valuable
spaces in the parking lots. Why were these vehicles left behind? The airport has no idea.
Apparently neither do, uh, uh, uh, anybody in the city. We do not know why people keep leaving
their vehicles behind coming back, but they're up for grabs and there's some interesting finds.
Really good question that I hadn't even occurred to me at this moment. Like my question
immediately went to titles. And there's something that the state has said we will issue a new title
and you put a lead. No, they said just this is a special auction. We'll get you a new title,
but you're right. What about the keys? Well, especially for cars that have like, you know,
radio, uh, you know, control, you know, I was like, wireless, uh, this is something homey out.
This is the nicest car, a 93 Jaguar XJ sedan. It was up and good car. You know, what, what do you
suppose? Okay, this has. Suck them in GPT. Okay. What, why are people going to Logan and just leave
you some maggots, you know, because they leave in the country. Why? Because it, okay, so when
Brexit occurred. Yes. There were a lot of people from the EU, Poland, other places that had
gone to work in England. And then when it was time for them to leave, they drove to the airport
and they left their cars behind. Yep. Yep. And I am going to, I'm going to assume same thing.
People bought a cheap car, had a car, time to leave, time to leave the state, go back home,
leave it at the airport. Why bother dealing with question, though? Wouldn't it be a
every airport? Why just Logan? Well, these are big. It is. It definitely is because I saw a woman
do it last year at LAX. Ah, okay. I was pulling to LAX departures at American Airlines,
and I dropped my family off. A woman shows up in a model three Tesla. Poles in front of me like
this across three lanes, opens the door, gets her kids out, leaves the car sitting just like that,
and runs in, and never came back. And I realized she was leaving the country. And she was just like,
I don't care, take my car. I'm just going to make this easy for myself, vertically blocking lanes.
And it was there, and it just stayed there. But if you're fleeing the country, like when,
you're not fleeing, you're just leaving. No, but I'm saying like, that may be a bad example.
Let's say some of these cars are worth, I don't know, 10 grand, wouldn't you be like, hey,
neighbor, sell this for me. Maybe you don't have the chance. You don't have the chance. And maybe
you don't know who they borrowed it from, whatever. Logan, yeah, Boston is a big immigrant population.
They were a lot of people come to Boston. They come from all over the place. They fly in there.
But I mean, think about it, Johnny. Let's say you're moving to Ireland and starting a new life.
Let's say, and you don't want to even be bothered with selling your car. Don't you just go,
this is a unique opportunity to leave my shit wherever I want it. You're a boarder.
I guess it's a boarder from a used car lot.
Well, the other thing is don't these cars have like license plates? Can't they like ring the
people up and be like, hey, no, but there's, I mean, how do you do? There's no extradition for like
a car extradition, but like just why'd you leave your why are seven of you leaving your cars?
And nobody I'm sure they missed out. The past and brightest are not running low in
there. That's another fact. We know, we know, we know we're living in Boston.
You left. You left.
That's because someone leaves a car at the airport. It doesn't mean they're fucking right.
You know, it's a lot of smart folks in Boston.
To be sure. It's smarter ones leaves. No, I'm joking. Or teach university. No.
I would imagine I think exactly right. This is happening at all airports all the time.
If you have international destinations, I think this is just something that goes on. But
70 seems like an awful lot. I got to the story too late because I thought I would actually
bid on that car. That looks like something I would buy for fun just to have. Sure. Great car.
But I got there a day too late, a day too late to bid on it. But something to keep an eye on
seems really exciting. Good story. Yeah. Boads well for the future. Something that doesn't
bode well for our friends at Porsche. There's been a lot of stories about how they're suffering
not making money. And I didn't believe any of it till I saw this story right here. There's
a new Porsche credit card. They're getting into the finance business. What does that get you?
If this doesn't say desperate pivot, nothing does, you can now be in debt to Porsche.
Excellent. I don't know if you could see the name there. They put on the card. Maximilian
musterman. No way. Yeah. Which I thought was like that's weird. John Doe is like the American
version that German one is Maximilian musterman. Yeah. But I think there's a real Maximilian
musterman. I think he's a German soccer player. If I'm I googled it and even that I couldn't turn
it up. This is just weird, right? Yes. I mean nobody wants a Porsche. You recall GMAC at one time
was worth more than GM. Yeah. Yeah. And I believe there are GM and Ford credit cards. Sears has
discovered we're at least started. But it takes Porsche card. Maybe when you get it would be
a visa or a master card. When I go to cafe Luxe for my coffee and I take my Porsche card out.
I mean, sir, this is not a gay state. I mean, I would feel weird if you had a Porsche card. I'd be
like, I kind of like, I mean, I would like that card that says Maximilian musterman on it. Sure.
What is credit card like that? That should be your no coffee name. Max monster. What does
it say there I can do with the card? They're meeting. I can enjoy access to airport launches
at the highest level. You can leave your car at any airport. Just drop it there. We'll make
sure you're easier issued. And they can be auctioned off to someone else. I had a friend one. So
he had a Porsche and he had a Porsche keychain and we met somewhere and he put the keynest pocket
and left the keychain hanging out so you can see the someone snatch it. And I was just like,
you're such a fucking dork. And he like tuxed in his pocket. So he just did that. There you go.
Yeah. One other story I just pulled just for you, Suckerman. Any Murphy reveals, you old Brenner
tried to proposition him for sexual encounter. I was so delighted this morning when I saw this.
Wow. And again, I just thought, have I died and gone into an alternate universe just based on
this week's news? Yes. And it just this week has just been unrelenting with crazy stories. And
yet here's another one. And it talks about Eddie Murphy when he was young going to studio 21. Is
that what it was? 54 studio 54 in New York. And you old Brenner said, would you like to come home
with me? And I guess bang his wife. And together, go down to Eddie Murphy was on a podcast.
I love how everybody's just going on podcast, telling their stories. What did he respond there?
He said, how would you like to go home with me and my wife and party? And he said, no, I'm cool.
No, you're not. The question is to you, 21 year old selves. Would you bang your Brenner's wife?
I think it's your Brenner and his wife. I think it's a two for oh, I think I think you would
have run in the other direction. I look the wife look like I'm a huge old Brenner fan. But not
of that. No, but that is a weird combination of things I didn't know existed studio 54 Eddie
Murphy and your Brenner. Let's see the wife. Let's see the wife. Google your Brenner's wife. Look
at him. You've got him now without his pants on and fully erect. And now go ahead image it.
Let's take a look. Yeah, do wife 1982. That's 58. That's a little before Eddie Murphy. The wife
is always going to be a yes. It's the yule Brenner. That's the deal breaker.
Having a creepy bald guy watching you. I do like your Brenner. But even if you like him in
Annie, I used to like your breath. Here's great. This is really a seven magnificent seven. So Eddie
Murphy goes on to say he regrets not saying yes with Eddie obvious reasons. It would have
been a great story right now in 2025. I'm 100% with Eddie. You gotta always say yes. Take by the
ticket. Take the ride all that. Yeah, because it is fun. Yeah, that's what he's saying now. It is
really funny. Yeah, but it could have also been really traumatic for him. Or wonderful. You don't
just being asked was probably traumatic. You don't know. You don't know. One last thing I want to say
hi to Rod Foster, who did my nobleman magazine shot. He posted a bunch of shots yesterday of
me in the back that lost. I lost my mind here. Just go to the next shot. That's the one. No.
This shot. Hold on. This shot right here, which I had didn't even see in the original thing has
made me the happiest car got in the world. Like I looked at this this morning. I went whatever dumb
crap I've done in the world. I'm going to frame this picture. Thank you. That's me.
Doesn't look like it doesn't. It looks like a taller California version of me. And it was when
I was just going to get the car and move it back into the hanger. And then, you know, lately,
Zuckerman, you and I have talked about possibly releasing this car. I like the other one better.
Where's more solomans? Where's more solomans? There has to be there was there was a paperwork error
that cannot be fixed until DMV gets around to it. So it is possible that the Zagato will be the
first more Solomon car possible. It's possible. And if you want to be that guy walking to the back of
it, like I texted Rod this morning on a Saturday and I said, do I have this picture? I'm going to
I've never I'm not the type of person to frame pictures of myself. I don't have pictures of myself,
but this to me feel it's so nice because it's the airport. It's the place I've been for these
years. It's this car that we love. And I don't look stupid in it. And the next picture is really good
as they were all good. No, but they were all just trying to say whatever. Okay, let's look at the next
picture for Johnny. Yeah. Oh, this is this is me. You're Brennering. Yeah. Johnny come have sex with
my wife. Yeah. That's actually. All right. One minute walking. Yeah, that's looking trying to
look to it's cool. People do like this picture, but it's not it's your Steve McQueen. It's trying
it's too posed. It's it's it's definitely a nice picture. All right. I thought you looked nice
in a suit. Sorry. Yeah. No, thank you. All right. I get it. I just I am. Yes. Come on with you
in Erica. But what I was saying what I what helicopter crash what I like about this is the car
and the palm trees in the airport and that I'm not ruining the picture. That's what I like about
and then that's it. That's all I wanted to say. Thank you, Rod Foster. Thank you guys for
watching Spikes Carity. We've had a lot of fun. If you're a Patreon member, we are going to
break down the week's news specifically not the Epstein list. We might go there because Zuckerman's on
it. We are going to talk about in a very unfiltered way with images, Hitler's penis. So go to Patreon
right now and we'll see you next week on YouTube. Spikes Carity.
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