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The John Clay Wolf Show has appeared on Terrestrial Radio for a really, really, really long time.
So we dug into our pockets, and on the other side of our d**k, we found something funny.
And yes, it's contagious.
Gather round as the Wolf Pack goes on this throwback adventure.
What's the damn deal, is your boy DJ Pre-K with the John Clay Wolf Show, chilling in
an archives.
Everybody's so scared of evil robots coming to take us out, you know, Terminator style.
But I'm thinking of the other side of the coin.
What about robots that we could take out?
Check this out.
Man, this E-Bot thing is weird.
Elon has created a robot that impersonates humans.
What if they revolt?
Like, they don't want to be slaves?
That's what I'm worried about, seriously.
You've seen it, right?
Elon's a guy that said, AI is very, very, very dangerous, and I think it creates these things.
What happens when they all gang up, or they're all programmed, and then somebody reprograms,
okay, now kill everybody?
A bunch of optimist bots like Robocop did.
Yes.
A lot of movies, it goes back to 2001 of Space Odyssey, I can't do that, Dave.
I'm sorry, Dave.
Well, there's got to be some type of switch that stops these optimist bots that Elon
has.
No ride.
Right?
I mean, now only the wealthier and probably have them, it's 20 to 30 grand for one of these.
That's what he's saying.
And of course, remember last week we played this clip, this is the actual audio of one
of the robots having a conversation with a human.
Optimist.
It's insane.
It's even talking.
Say hi to my friend John.
John?
Where's John?
Right here.
Oh, hello, John.
How are you?
I'm good.
That's crazy.
I'm talking to a robot from San Jose.
Probably from where you were born in Silicon Valley.
Wonderful.
Where do you live in San Jose?
Do you live in Albin Valley or do you live in the Santa Teresa area?
That's a robot.
No, I live in Los Gatos.
Los Gatos?
Oh, wonderful.
That's a nice area.
Yeah.
Where do you live?
It's a beautiful hiking area up there.
There is.
Where do you live?
I live in Palo Alto at the current moment.
That's cool.
So, what did you say about Pre-K?
Well, Pre-K, you know, he's the capitalist that he is, the entrepreneur that he
is.
He's got his own optimus that he's trying to, I guess, sell.
Is that correct now?
What?
Pre-K?
Yeah, we're setting up our own business.
You know, I really wanted to get in on this Silicon Valley kind of stuff where, you know,
cutting edge technology here.
So, let's roll a clip.
So, is it called the Hobot Emporium?
Yes, yes.
I'm selling Hobots.
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Are you just homeless?
You're downright sick of these hoes?
Say less.
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The best part, after about five minutes or so, you can turn them off, put her away,
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We even have transforming Hobots.
My Hobot identifies as a jet.
We also have rental Hobots that come with an ATM already attached, cleaned and serviced
every day.
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So come on down to the Hobot Emporium and download your next date today.
Y'all know what to do.
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