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What's really good is your boy DJ Pre-K with the John Clay Wolf Show.
Y'all know I'm up in the archives, man, and we haven't heard from the shows in-house stripper in a while.
Now Hannah wants to let it be known. She is no whore.
But she's gonna do what it takes to get the rent paid, okay?
And of course, the crew has some questions, but hey, whether a hooker or a stripper,
you still gonna need to hit that ATM, you dig? Check this out.
Alright, here's another headline for you.
Hookers for healthcare.
Fear, Trumpcare.
I've been saying that for a while.
Just like everybody else, it's a true story.
Healthcare bill is being debated in the Senate.
It could have devastating effect on millions of Americans.
And of course, the sex workers are concerned.
I just didn't know that they were organized health hookers for healthcare, really?
I mean...
Oh, yeah. I mean, they're pretty a clicky bunch.
Yeah.
And they hate strippers.
You know, strippers and prostitutes hate each other.
No, you should get Hannah in here and find out.
That's true. I've talked to them.
Hannah, come here.
Don't tell her.
Why would they hate each other?
I got one more.
Hannah, what's going on?
How are you?
So you're a stripper.
Are you gonna do hooker healthcare on Mars?
My God.
So you're a hooker.
No, you're a dancer. You're a stripper.
What's the difference?
Yeah, I look like a hooker.
No, but I'm asking, why don't you get along with hookers?
I mean, you kind of do the same thing.
Because they're horns.
You both sell sex, stop it.
They're horns.
I think it's so sexy.
I work in the arts.
You work.
I'm a dancer.
You work showing Madonna and Brittany.
Look at them dancing.
I know. I see it.
Very nice.
That's art.
Charlie.
Well, Madonna is art.
He should play some rock and roll music,
and I can dance for everybody.
Hannah, how old are you?
Don't be a whore.
Hannah, you look like you're pushing 30.
How old are you?
21.
God, it's a rough life.
What age did you start dancing?
What do you mean?
Don't you think I'm pretty?
You're beautiful.
But you look like you're 21, going on a party.
Stop looking at me.
I'll put them away.
Put the girls up.
Don't talk to me like a whore.
I did not mean to insult you.
You can always tell whores.
Hannah, how's the difference?
Because I have cheap shoes.
Oh, the shoes.
The shoes.
Because I don't care.
The shoes.
Because they always leave their shoes off.
The shoes are coming off, right.
My shoes are un...
There's the difference.
I never thought about that, the shoes.
Don't be a whore.
Don't be.
Sitting on a corner.
I know.
Waiting for the bus.
Well, a lot of them are really high-end.
Eating a Reese's peanut butter cut.
Like a whore.
Why are strippers like Reese's so much?
What?
Because they're creamy.
Creamy, good enough.
Sometimes you feel like a nut.
Sometimes.
And sometimes you feel like a Reese's peanut butter cut.
Does he get tear?
Just like a twix.
I get it.
Except twixes are for whores.
You go get us some lunch.
Okay.
What are you going to get us?
I've still got your American Express card.
What?
John?
Hey, know this.
Come on, Brittany.
Shut up, JD.
We're having an agreement.
My dad.
My dad, I'm out.
Did...
What are you going to get us?
First, I'm going to go to the shoe store.
And I have to see Dr. Bob at two.
What's Dr. Bob?
Brittany is just up for a polish.
Oh, okay.
A polish?
I think you had to polish them from time to time.
Brittany and Madonna.
Left and right.
Left and right.
Yeah.
Brittany is just up.
It's time for a polish.
Every six months, he gives it a polish.
But what are you going to get us for lunch?
What do you like?
Don't go to Whataburger.
Because we have a headline here.
Whataburger Food Chain is shutting its doors due to numerous reports of food poisoning
and high concentration of salmonella.
Is it real or is it not?
Because you're going to get us in trouble.
And it is not.
It's not.
Even close.
But it's been circulating through Facebook this week.
People believe it.
People believe it.
It's like, stop it.
No.
So that's way not...
Oh, Whataburger is the best.
Oh, I know.
What about some sushi?
Sushi could be good.
Okay.
We'll be back.
All right, Brittany.
Thank you.
See ya.
Stop looking at my eyes.
Well, quit shaking it.
You can take my car.
You can take my car.
How are you giving your car and your card?
She watches my kids.
Okay.
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All right.
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