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What's up y'all, it's ya boy DJ Pre-K with the John Clay Wolf Show, bringing you all
another bang straight out the archive, and we're getting a little freaky with the classic
newlyweds game of where's the weirdest place you've gotten your freak on.
And from monuments to churches to log rides, y'all really have some freaks out there.
I've compiled some of the best answers from our callers, and you might even get an answer
from me.
Check it out.
Call in 800-800-7234, or you can also text 800-800-7234, and the question of the moment
this morning, this glorious, hot, hot, sweaty, sexy July morning, is where is the most odd,
unusual place that you have had whoopie?
And you?
Yeah, I'm the host, sidestep, I'm driving this train, and I'm screwing
this goat JD, you're holding this head, 800-800-7234, call in or text 800-800-7234, in Texas as
well.
I just said that three times.
I don't know how they know.
Um, yeah, we've got the text while we're working now.
What is the most unusual place that you've heard?
That's funny.
Hey, DJ Freaky!
Yo, what up?
You're going to have to get the screening.
Man, I'm trying, dude, you've got them calling in.
Okay.
Oh my.
We've got a lot of in the Bob answers of where's the, Jeremy, where's the most unusual
place you've made whoopie?
So I used to live in Arizona, right across the border from Waltham, Nevada, and there
was this casino called the Riverside, and we went on to the roof of the casino, like
facing all of the hotel windows, like 15 stories of hotel windows, and had such on the roof
at night.
Okay.
You and your, you and your best bud, Rocky?
800-807-234.
Winner, winner.
I had to hang up on him before he had a chance to reply that that's what left you wondering.
Rocco, Rocco, not Rocky.
We have some answers on our text.
Let's see.
Hole number four on a golf course, a snow bank, the Washington Monument, come on.
Oh, wow.
Right.
Washington Monument.
Back in 1873, yeah.
1973.
That's what the text says.
When did Roe versus Wade come out?
73.
I wonder if it was like a new protest over that.
That's why.
We can't have this.
We can do it.
We can do it.
Oh, these young people.
In the b****, Bob.
Pittsburgh, good morning, you're there.
Hey, good morning.
I'm probably burning out for it, but in the bathroom of a church prior to a wedding.
In the bathroom of a church going into a wedding?
Or you said a car?
Yes, prior to a wedding, yes.
Prior to?
In what age?
Oh, probably 18, 17.
I was in my buddy's wedding and it was a hell of a good one.
Sounds like a good one.
Was she a bridesmaid or what was her deal?
She's a nice friend of a bridesmaid.
She happened to be there.
Happened to be there early helping out the wedding party.
And boy did she help.
So hang on.
Okay, so let me get this straight.
What city does all this take place in?
Pittsburgh.
All right, so Pittsburgh, what year are we?
88, 89.
88, and you go for the dress rehearsal?
Or is it the day of the wedding?
No, it was the real deal.
And were you in the wedding?
Yes.
Okay, so you're there early and you guys are kind of getting your stuff lined up.
And this gal is there as a friend of one of the bridesmaids.
And y'all catch eyes and y'all grin and you're getting along.
But like, what?
Well, we kind of knew each other prior to that.
Okay, okay, so kind or did?
We did knew each other prior to that.
So it's just kind of a spur of the moment, hey.
She did the glassy eye thing when you're walking on the,
you're going back and forth.
How much time between the look and the bathroom?
Past.
Oh, not long, not long.
Time was of the essence at that point.
Like less than 15 minutes?
Oh yeah.
So you get, y'all catch the look and then you wind up doing the thing in the bathroom within 15 minutes.
JD, this gal puts out real quick.
This gal puts out.
Guys, guys, the closer though.
Yeah, I was going to say, you want to work for, give me the vent.
The guys the closer.
Yeah.
Guys the closer.
15 minutes.
You know what?
There was dumb luck and never happened again.
But you know what?
You got to look back and enjoy what you had.
Well, thank you for the phone call.
And how many children did she wind up having?
That I don't know.
I only have one that I'm admitting to.
All right.
That's pretty.
That's awesome.
That's pretty random.
Yeah.
I mean, that's a glancing blow.
That's like if you're a bird hunter, you have to lead them with your gun with different distances.
They're traveling an X amount of velocity, the birds.
And then there's a distance between you and them.
And you have to be judging how far you have to lead them before you pull the trigger.
Absolutely.
It's a talent, not a skill.
And this guy, I mean, this chick was going 80 and he just banged it.
Just boom.
Boom.
Right.
I mean, he should have got a speeding ticket for that.
Gecko style.
He's right, man.
Those kind of things are a right time, right place.
The question was, where's the weirdest place?
Good morning, everybody.
My name's John Clay Wolf.
This is John Clay Wolf Show.
If you just turned in, we've got JD Ryan.
Hello.
Gigi Drummond.
Good morning.
Bobbo.
Hi, y'all.
And we are talking about, we're making fun of Bob Barker's infamous moment.
Where's the most unusual place that you had whoopie and we're getting calls in and
little stories of, here's one.
Terry Nashville.
Yeah, buddy.
Okay.
Yeah, buddy.
Whoopie.
Terry, where's the most unusual place that you made whoopie?
Okay.
Walt Disney World, Orlando, Florida.
All right.
Underneath the Monorail, Paul and Ethan Hotel were my main squeeze at the time.
What year?
Mid-80s.
All right.
Devon, where do you live?
I live in Houston.
Devon is answering our question.
Where's the most unusual place that you have made whoopie?
And where was that, Devon?
Well, I was back at my old high school under the bleachers during the pep rally.
And what year?
That was back in 2017.
I'm a young and brother man.
And what school?
Dayton High School.
Dayton High School.
Let's give a round of applause for that.
Go team, go.
And during the pep rally under the bleachers.
During the pep rally, sir, they would put the cheerleaders and the dancers' mats under
the pep rally and the young lady I was dating at the time.
We were both feeling some type of way and best place to do it while everybody was busy.
Beautiful.
Thank you.
Here's another one.
His name is Wes.
He lives in West Texas.
And his answer is in a horse trough.
Okay.
Wes, are you there?
Yeah, I'm here.
A horse trough or a horse trough?
A horse trough.
It was real nice and clean.
I was leaving those on the Texas.
I was out in the old field doing all night work on a rig with my lady with me.
And we just pulled over and I just bent her over that horse trough.
Oh, okay.
It's a nice big, nice big, big pit out there.
And then I cleaned it off afterwards.
Nothing like working that midnight tower.
I've got one, I've got time for one more.
The answer of where's the most unusual place that you have made whoopee?
And the answer is not in the Bob.
Matt, Oklahoma, morning.
Why haven't we had more calls from Florida?
Yeah, Florida people, where are y'all?
Texas, 800-807-234.
800-807-234.
Correct.
I have a text from Florida in a tour group on the battleship in North Carolina
and Wilmington, North Carolina on a battleship.
Matt, what's your story real quick?
Where's the most unusual for you?
All right.
Well, I hadn't...
You've got 30 seconds.
Hey, long winded Matt from Oklahoma, 30 seconds.
Going down to 60 in Arizona, that's the most unusual spot.
A doctor's office on the exam table in the mall and a dressing room.
Okay, because the answer you had here that you gave to our screener was the doctor's office.
Yes, that was it.
On the examination table of a doctor's office.
Oh, exam table.
Was it the doctor or the nurse or what?
No, it was my girlfriend out of high school.
That was probably the most unusual spot.
Other than that, it would be going down to 60 in Arizona.
What year was this doctor's thing?
The doctor would be 99 and the...
Nobody cares about the 60.
Nobody cares about the 60.
The 60 is a moot point.
If we could just take that out of your...
The doctor's office is what's interesting.
All right.
Hey, you listening to me?
Before you call back in here, you need to practice next time.
You need to practice your lines next time.
I'm not paying you for this one.
The next time you call in, you better have it tighter if you want to get paid.
Stephanie, honey, the log ride?
Really?
Really?
Yes, the log ride, really.
What year?
92.
The log ride.
Stephanie calls in from Colorado Springs.
Says she got banged on the log ride.
Well, no joke.
Where was the log ride?
Was it in Colorado?
No, it's in Magic Mountain. Where's that?
No, it was in Magic Mountain in California.
Yeah, you know those Californians.
Are you a Californian?
Yes.
Yeah.
Did you have to move to Colorado in shame because of the log ride incident?
No.
How did...
So was it in the tunnel?
When it gets slow?
In the dark?
We were the only two on the ride.
So...
So it wasn't a three-way?
It was pretty much from the beginning.
Yeah, but you can't...
I've been on the log ride and...
Anyway, we're impressed.
You win it for me.
You don't get the in-the-bop
national worldwide moment,
but you get the on-the-log ride
Junkley Wolf Show moment.
I'm so glad that wasn't a full boat, man.
DJ Pre-K.
Yo-yo.
What's yours real quick?
Oh, man, I'm not much of a freak,
but late night,
at a public park,
me and some folks was going skinny dipping,
and I got it on with the girl
that was getting it on with another girl
that was getting it on with another girl.
Ooh. All right.
That makes sense.
Does that count as a full swim?
Were you just jogging in the park
and you see people making out and you get in the middle of it?
Oh, no, it was a group of ladies,
and we kind of went there with some plans.
We were like, we're getting freaky tonight.
Way to go, Hamilton.
Holla.
Thank you, DJ Pre-K.
We're having trouble getting off this topic.
We have so many good people calling in.
And texting.
About where the most unusual place
that they've made whoopie is.
Matt is on a water tower.
Beer man is in a hyperbaric chamber.
Oh.
Joey, a hospital bed after he fell into a fire.
Hang on.
Joey, he, hold on.
Joey, you or he fell into a fire?
I fell into the fire.
Because when I said,
I was in a hospital five days.
I couldn't wait, man.
Okay.
Well, I didn't know if it was you and your boyfriend
because it said after he fell into a fire.
You got to get your pronoun.
No, I fell into the fire.
My wife, oh, I'm sorry.
You fell into the fire.
Joey did not fall into the fire.
You're Joey.
I'm Joey, yes.
What are your pronouns, Joey?
My what now?
Pronouns.
Pronouns.
What you mean by that, John?
Gigi explained to him.
Pronouns are he, she, you know what I mean?
Them, they, we, us.
Gigi, what are your pronouns?
My pronouns are goddess, baby.
No, no, no, not exactly.
Not at all.
Gigi, what are your pronouns?
Not exactly, John.
My pronouns are goddess.
Goddess, worship.
I'm an it.
Right, I'm just neutral.
I'm a centrist.
Oh, you're binary.
Thank you, right, binary.
Oh, wow.
800-800-723-4800-800 radio.
And Anthony in Orlando
says a New Jersey thrill ride.
It wasn't that, um,
that one in Vernon, New Jersey.
Was it Anthony?
Well, I don't know what that,
what the town was if it's Vernon
or whatever.
The one they did in, they did
a Netflix special on?
What was that place called?
There was a Netflix special
on a, on a adventure park
in Jersey where everybody
broke their arms and died.
I mean, they just had deathly rides
and deathly waterfall drops.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Was that it?
No, you got me on that one.
All right, thank you.
Whoopi on a water tower,
while skydiving.
Barry's a liar, Barry's from Memphis.
He's from Mississippi and he lies
and he says that he was having sex
while skydiving in the air.
Hi, Barry.
Hey, how you doing?
Good.
Yeah, back in 1983
and coming to Louisiana,
I seen this strawberry blonde
and we kept eyeballing each other.
We were on a drop zone, already knew
she was crazy and I talked her into it
and it was,
I'm getting chills thinking about it
right now and I know that that young lady,
she's in her 60s now,
she remembers me to this day.
So, so you're
not claiming that this happened
in the air, you're claiming it happened
on the ride up to the drop?
No, we jumped out
and you got to watch those straps
and if you've ever skydived,
you know what I'm talking about.
We got in a plane, jumped up butt naked
and
it was just,
we went through a couple of clouds
on the way down.
Barry, I got to,
hey Barry,
you're out of minutes on your
telephone card.
He sounds kind of like the type, man.
I know, I hear you,
I'm wanting to believe him until
the, you got to watch those straps, man.
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I've seen a video, by the way,
where that did happen,
but it was set up as a porn shoot.
It wasn't just some random airplane
who got naked in.
Was it shot out of Covington, Louisiana
and the jumpers name was
Sergeant Skipper Barry?
It was not indeed, no.
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