JCW ARCHIVE: Karens With Attitudes
The John Clay Wolfe Show
The John Clay Wolfe Show May 8, 2026
JCW ARCHIVE: Karens With Attitudes

JCW ARCHIVE: Karens With Attitudes

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The John Clay Wolf Show has appeared on Terrestrial Radio for a really, really, really long time.
So we dug into our pockets, and on the other side of our d**k, we found something funny.
And yes, it's contagious.
Gather round as the wolf pack goes on this throwback adventure.
What's the damn deal, everybody, this is your boy DJ Pre-K with the John Clay Wolf Show.
Y'all know what it is, man.
I'm up in the archives, and I'm looking for goodies for y'all, and I found an absolute banger, man.
Karen's Wit Attitudes, okay?
This is one of my favorite bits we've done.
Me and Bobo wrote this together.
He got all the lovely ladies that work with us to spit a verse for this Karen Anthem.
And take it up from me.
That ain't easy, man, but these complaint files made it sound good.
I might have some competition.
Check it out.
You're about to witness the strength of a real mayonnaise.
Karen's Wit Attitudes.
Straight out of patience, I'm a mother of two.
You can tell I'm a Karen by my hairdo.
Got the B, B, B on speed dial.
If my voice is raised, the complaint is getting filed.
Hit them all, then I get my squalor.
My tail and manager's called on.
Getting loud, yelling and buzzing.
Pretty soon, I'm gonna be cussing.
We gotta handle it, and Karen's will swarm.
Anybody in a Walmart uniform.
Privilege system.
I'm a techie manager.
I like to speak to your own manager.
Woman's speech.
And live from Dallas, Texas.
It's Saturday morning.
All right, y'all know what to do.
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You know how to spell it, okay?
We appreciate y'all listening.
Keep on rockin' with us.
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