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The John Clay Wolf Show has appeared on Terrestrial Radio for a really, really, really long time.
So we dug into our pockets, and on the other side of our d**k, we found something funny.
And yes, it's contagious.
Gather round as the Wolf Pack goes on this throwback adventure.
What's the damn deal is your boy DJ Pre-K with the John Clay Wolf Show up in the archives,
and I hope y'all had a good Thanksgiving and enjoyed the delicious turkey, the succulent
deviled eggs, and the mounds of golden mashed potatoes without the golden puppy showers that
John had to face.
He put away his new pup when the in-laws came through, but now the question is, does
he want to pick it back up?
Would you?
Check it out.
We've just been...
I mean, I've been working all week on the phone and on the computer.
I think I was in the office the first two days, wasn't I?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I saw you up there Monday.
Yeah.
I was smoked.
We were going out of town.
As a family?
Yes.
My mother lost in town from Copenhagen because, you know, they finally lifted the COVID restrictions
on...
She's from Copenhagen, Denmark, that they could travel.
So the second that that got fixed, she booked a flight.
Come here.
My wife had not seen her mother for two years because of COVID.
And now it's firing up again, so get ready.
What if she's stuck with you?
Yeah, well, that's what I was going to say, what if she's locked here for two years?
She doesn't bother me, man.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I mean, she could be cussing me up and down, and I can't understand a word she's saying.
Oh, there you go.
So it doesn't matter.
And my wife has to translate, so my wife just keeps the peace.
If she was cussing me, she'd translate it something nice.
She loves you very much.
You're the best son-in-law ever.
That didn't seem like love was the word there.
No, I mean, no, she's easy.
I want them to come over more often.
I really don't.
More in the merrier with me.
I don't care.
They're good folks.
They've got a babysitter.
That's why.
Not really.
Not this week.
I mean, we haven't done anything without her.
But I did get a babysitter for the dog.
Did you hear about this?
For the dog?
For the dog.
Why?
Well, I mean, what do you do when you leave town?
You put your dog in a kennel.
Mm-hmm.
Well, we have a dog that's like two and a half months old, and she didn't want
to put him in a kennel.
We were going out of town, but it got canceled.
And she posted something on Facebook.
Hey, do I have any friends that want to keep this dog?
This little puppy, I hate to put him in a kennel.
And IT Rob that works to give me the vins, like, I'll keep it.
So he's had it.
So once he's got the dog for the first two days, we still weren't sure if we
were leaving town or not.
And then I'm like, should we go back the dog up?
She's like, man, it sure is nice around here without the dog.
And we get those flowers from Gordon Boswell Flowers every week.
We get a set sent to the office and a set sent to the house.
A set sent to the house.
And she's like, I'm going to send them the flowers this week.
And she says, we're not going to be here.
And he's put up with a damn dog.
So she's like, well, he got the flowers and everything.
So yesterday when she picked the dog up at IT Rob's house, she's like, you
didn't tell Rob we didn't leave town.
I'm like, no, I didn't tell him nothing.
Y'all quit working me.
You handle it.
Right.
Why do I have to do this stuff?
I've got a lot of things to do.
Lots.
You can manage the damn dog.
I mean, put the damn dog in a kennel if you don't.
I mean, don't start blaming stuff on me about who I told what to
and the dog.
You gave him the dog.
You gave him the flowers.
You wanted to do it.
This dog is your problem.
So yesterday she's like, you need to go pick that dog up.
Like, no, you need to go pick that dog up.
Loose lips, honey.
You need to go pick that damn dog up.
And IT Rob never called you to say, hey,
when you get this dog or anything like that.
Well, the plan was to pick him up on Friday when we got back
in town.
OK.
So, but he acted, you know, he sold her, but he's so nice.
IT Rob is our CTO.
Give me the venues, the chief technology officer.
And he was like, oh, my kids love dogs.
And we acting very happy about having the dog.
So she's like, well, he acts like he really wants it.
I'm going to let him have it.
Good thing about IT Rob is IT Rob don't rattle.
If you guys made a plan that stretches to Friday,
he's going to fulfill his end of that deal.
IT Rob does not rattle.
I like that about him.
IT Rob, if you're listening and you want that dog.
I do.
I do it.
If you want, if your kids were happier in that household
with my little dog, then I feel obligated to let you have it.
Won't your kids miss the dog?
Not as much as they sold us on the whole idea.
For years.
Always do.
We're going to do this and we're going to do that.
We're going to pick up on the mess and we're going to
bit it.
He's going to sleep with me on Monday.
He's going to sleep with me on Tuesday.
He's going to sleep with this one on and nothing.
So she winds up having to take care of the dog.
Of course.
Right.
So this whole dog thing is coming back to me and I don't
want none of this dog.
I like him.
I like him.
But when you pick him up, he gets excited and he pees on you.
It's like you're off.
Poodles.
So it's a labradoodle.
So it's got a poodle in it.
Yeah.
And maybe like it's, what do you call it?
What's that gland?
Your prostate?
Well, maybe.
I'm getting biological on poodles, but poodles.
They have that loose.
Yeah.
They get very excited.
It was.
Yeah.
And that ain't cool, man.
I mean, who wants to pick up a dog?
He pisses on you.
I'm not interested.
Count me out.
Don't pick him up then.
Right.
But I mean, he's looking at you so damn cute.
He won't do it this time.
And then you pick the damn dog up and he's so damn cute.
And then he doesn't just like lay it out all over you just a hit.
Just a one shot.
You got to look at your tree like, did he get me?
No, no, no.
He didn't.
He didn't even look at it.
Son of a bitch.
Got me again.
Life is such a reality show.
He's excitable.
Everything that happens to you is funny.
A dog will piss on you.
I'm telling you straight up.
He's the cutest damn thing you've ever seen in your life,
but you better like dogs that piss on you.
Well, that's a great way to somebody you don't like you have over.
Hey, go and pick him up real quick.
Oh, he's a great dog.
He's a great dog.
You're loving.
Can you say that on the radio?
I haven't done anything yet.
Well, what can you do to make him stop peeing on you?
I'm not sure there is.
Stop picking him up.
And then you'll look up, you'll look up.
You know, he's about three months old or two and a half.
And he'll just be just humping down on a pillow.
He's got this one pillow.
I mean, he's in love with this thing.
Ears tucked, like smiling, smiling.
And he's just humping like 2000 RPM.
Like that guy, that dog's going to throw a bearing, man.
And if this doesn't stop up once he hits puberty, then wow,
we're going to have to get, we're going to have to get cream
colored leather sofas and pillows.
You got to get him fixed.
Fixed.
That's the answer there.
Fix him.
Just give him away.
Who wants a Labradoodle?
Barking son of a bitch.
Somebody get that damn dog.
Who wants a Labradoodle?
Who wants a Labradoodle?
Take two.
All right, y'all know what to do.
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