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The John Clay Wolf Show has appeared on Terrestrial Radio for a really, really, really long time.
So we dug into our pockets, and on the other side of our d***, we found something funny.
And yes, it's contagious.
Gather round as the Wolf Pack goes on this throwback adventure.
What's the damn deal, is your boy DJ Pre-K with the John Clay Wolf Show, pulling another
banger from the archives for y'all, and this week, John's handling his Saturday morning
duties at his favorite waffle spot.
When somebody in the booth next to him suddenly opens a can of AS without the whooping.
Dropping bombs so bad we had to get Reverend Charles to admonish those evil, gassy spirits.
Can I get a witness?
Check this out.
This morning before the show, I go to this restaurant, to prep, imagine that.
Sure.
I'm sitting in there, and this dude, this song jamming.
Turn it up a little bit.
You know he's sitting there jamming with his ear pods in this guy in the booth over me?
Because he's shaking his head, and he's eating, and he's reading, and he's just jamming
along with his ear pods.
And you know when you cut one loose, when you pass gas, like you can do the silent
ones that you get away with because, you know, they're quiet, right?
And that's a problem with these ear pods.
This ear pod nation with noise canceling.
Because it's changing your sensibility of what you can get away with.
And this guy's busting off farts next to me, and he's thinking he's getting away with it
because he's got these damn ear pods in, and he doesn't realize it's going loud.
And you didn't have your ear pods in?
No.
Okay.
Wow.
I mean, Jesus Christ, get the guy not, I mean, if you're gonna try to do SBDs
with ear pods, then, I mean, you know, recalibrate.
Know what's going on.
SBDs.
SBDs, Silent but Deadly.
Silent but Deadly.
Oh, God.
Jesus Christ.
Can we get a prayer from the reverend, the reverend Charles, for the people with
the ear pods, and the noise canceling ear pods that need to understand how to
fart quietly.
You know, John, I believe I know exactly what he's talking about.
All right.
Dear God, please, your leaders, thou us, unto pass away from cantaloupe,
cheeseburgers, nachos grand apes, and prune juice, because, Lord, the world is the place
we're supposed to share together and take care of one another.
Do unto others, praise Jesus, as you would have others do unto you, and you wouldn't
have nobody blowing they smoke up your whole life for a matter of 20 minutes while you're
trying to enjoy breakfast preparation for your radio program.
God, help people to keep those things Tuesday sales or go outside.
Better yet, I believe the apostle Paul said in his second letter to the Thessalonians,
you should need your breakfast with your ear pods in anyway.
Praise God.
Take your ear pods off, live here now, preach, and be aware of what you're doing to those
people around you because the love of Jesus dictates that you be nice inside and outside.
And when your inside comes outside, Lord, make sure they know and do better to your
brothers and sisters in the world.
Don't be passing your gas all over the damn restaurant, letting people miserable, trying
to enjoy their bacon, eggs, biscuits, whatever pancakes, whatever they do, and please prevent
us, God, lead us unto the righteous path, never ask for a pancake at the waffle shop.
Praise Jesus.
Praise God.
Praise God.
Amen.
Yes.
And, Charlie, you heard me tell Reverend Charles before he got started to keep it short
and tight.
Yeah.
He just can't.
He just can't do it.
Mm-hmm.
Praise God.
He was feeling it.
Praise God.
Yeah.
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