They’re discussing how many miles a vehicle has. More miles usually means more wear, but it doesn’t tell the whole story—condition and maintenance matter too.
“Cost efficient” just means the cheapest practical way to do something. For cars, shipping by container is usually far more realistic than expensive air options.
A container is a big metal box that ships can carry. If someone says “put it on a container,” they usually mean shipping the car by sea or freight instead of flying it.
“Hypersonic” means going way faster than normal aircraft—at least about five times the speed of sound. It’s a specific speed category, not just “really fast.”
A sonic boom is the loud noise you hear when something breaks the sound barrier. The speaker is saying they don’t usually hear that kind of noise from cargo planes, so the story sounds off.
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So we dug into our pockets, and on the other side of our d**k, we found something funny.
And yes, it's contagious.
Gather round as the wolf pack goes on this throwback adventure.
What's the damn deal is your boy DJ Pre-K with the John Clay Wolf Show.
I'm up in the archives, and I know, I know, everybody's waiting on their dream of a distant
rich cousin to pass and leave them a mountain of cash and a gang of luxury cars.
We got to talk to a man whose dream finally came true.
I remember talking to this sucker, I mean caller, for a long time trying to get his story together.
Unfortunately, he never called back with the money, but we got a great clip out of it.
Check it out.
Hey Pre-K, that guy's been on hold for like an hour.
I'd like to talk to him.
Could you please push hold so I could get to it?
It's a Rolls-Royce caller that wants to sell us.
Thank you.
James.
Yeah.
How many miles on this Rolls-Royce?
That I don't know, for sure.
John, I'm trying to find out from the lawyer because I'm going to inherit this.
Okay.
What color is it?
Oh, that I'm not sure of.
I've seen a picture of it.
It seemed like it was a darker color to make.
Would you do 23 and me and find out you had a long last pappy, long lost pappy,
and he left you a Rolls-Royce?
No, I actually had a friend that died from cancer of leukemia.
And he left me all this stuff and I wasn't aware of it.
I got, his lawyer got hold of me.
That's the lawyer of this man that has two posing companies in California.
And one in Warsaw, Poland.
I've got a copy of the wheel.
Why did he leave you all this stuff?
I don't know.
He said he got hold of me and asked me, could we be friends?
This is not a scam.
It's not a well planned out, even a elaborate scam.
So we are like pimples?
Yeah.
Yeah, basically.
Did you ever even meet him in person?
I did not.
I saw a picture of him.
He was in Richmond, Kentucky.
In an apartment with nurses and everything.
I even talked to the nurses.
He died from leukemia right there in Richmond, Kentucky.
He is buried out in California.
What else has he got?
What else do you get off the wheel?
6% of what he had in the private bank, which is 128,000.
And a 2023, three-quarter ton,
crew cab, heavy duty, LTZ plus with 12,000 original miles.
And a 2003 Honda Go-Wing track this man paid cash for.
Was he straight?
Yep.
Because even if you're driving a trike.
Didn't see that coming.
How long was he a pump?
I've been riding motorcycles with John since I was old enough to hold him up.
And do you have any trikes?
I've never been on a trike.
Right, exactly.
My point.
Queer is a $3 bill.
This guy liked you, but that's fine.
He liked you enough to leave you all this money.
Hey, when do you get the-
No, wait a minute.
Let me back you up there.
He originally was going to buy me a regular motorcycle, a big road bike.
And I asked the people that had all these vehicles if they had a trike.
You wanted one?
Yeah, I wanted one.
Because I had a motorcycle that had a sidecar, but you can't hardly find those anymore.
I'm going to pay you in $3 bills.
I'm going to pay you in $3 bills.
Well, I'm as straight as I can be.
I'm just kidding.
Anyway, I'm just joking around.
If you listen to me, you know that's my mush dick.
Okay, so one more question.
Why do you know the miles on the truck, but you don't know the miles on the roads?
Because the person that was selling the truck to the person that bought them,
his name was Gary Smith.
The man told me the mileage and everything on that truck.
That was the best truck he had for the price.
He sold it to your friend?
Yeah, Gary Smith bought paid cash for it through Bitcoin.
Oh, is Gary Smith the guy that died?
Yes.
Okay.
All right.
Well, you called in for me to bid your rolls.
We don't know the color and we don't know the miles, so I cannot bid it,
but I am crazy interested.
Yeah, as soon as I can find out, I asked the lawyer that question, the condition.
When do you get the cars?
When do you get the cars?
It's sitting in Warsaw, Poland right now.
Poland.
Here's the sketch.
You got to get them out of Poland.
And the shoe dropped.
Just give them your bank account number.
Did the lawyer or any of the nurses ask for a credit card number?
No, no.
This can be verified.
All this can be verified.
That's right.
It's not a well-elaborate planned out scam.
Here's what we'll do.
Here's what we'll do.
We got to get them here.
So we'll get them to the port.
You and I will make a deal.
Do you have any money?
Do I have any money?
Yeah.
Yeah, I got some.
Yeah.
Well, actually you got 128,000.
And if that's sitting in Warsaw, Poland, they can just wire it to you.
But let's-
No, that's sitting in California.
That's sitting in California right now.
When do you get the money?
This next week.
Okay, so we're going to take the money.
We're going to move the cars over here.
I'm going to buy the cars from you.
But we just got to get them closer to the border, says Trump.
Okay, let me back you up.
I told the Austin they're going to put the car on a plane.
They're going to fly it from Warsaw, Poland, Hypersonic to DFW in eight hours.
No, they're not.
I'm just going to say it.
Dude, no, they're not.
They're just not stopped.
That's not a cost efficient way to move a car.
That's not even doable.
You put it on a container.
Do me this.
Get the money, the 128, and then call back and let's start working forward.
Because all these moving parts are interesting, but that money is easy to move.
And once you have that money, then you know this is real.
But the Hypersonic part, I'm calling BS on.
So it's just because you can move that car from Poland to the States for two grand on a container.
There's no reason to Hypersonic on the Concorde.
The Concorde doesn't fly anymore.
Okay, okay, let me back.
Let me back you up.
I'm an ex-military and I know something about the flight and stuff.
Okay, all right, all right.
I was a combat pilot in Vietnam.
All right, cargo planes don't run past the speed.
They don't bus mock.
I didn't say it was cargo plane.
It's a Hypersonic.
Well, how the hell could it be a Rollsby on a plane if it's not a cargo plane?
Well, they've got big jets that can load up planes, too.
Ex-military being seeing cargo planes and stuff.
Dude, I have yet to see a sonic boom off of a cargo plane.
Well, the Concorde used to fly.
God, I'll be back in a minute.
That was the damnedest story I've ever heard.
Tommy in Denim Springs.
Yes, sir.
I'm here with my brother, Wes.
We're here driving down the road.
We're listening to this guy talking about flying up cargo and his, uh,
his uncles, whatever, across to wherever Hypersonic.
I want to hear how he gets to the grocery store.
The chat room on the YouTube stream has just gone berserk with, uh, hang on.
Let me back you up.
Let me back you up.
Hang on.
Let me back you up.
I mean, we went from 125,000 gay lover pen pal to a trike Harley to a Rolls and Warsaw
Poland that we're going to fly back over here on a Hypersonic non-cargo jet.
Son of a bitch.
When I heard, when I heard Warsaw, I knew it was over.
I was, I was, I said, let's fuck love.
It's gonna be good.
All right, y'all know what to do.
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Okay.
You know how to spell it.
Okay. We appreciate y'all listening.
Keep on rocking with us.
About this episode
A caller lays out a wildly complicated inheritance story involving a deceased friend, a Rolls-Royce, cash in a private bank, and several other vehicles. The conversation quickly shifts from curiosity to skepticism as the hosts poke holes in the logistics, especially the claim that the car is sitting in Warsaw, Poland and can be flown to DFW in hours. What follows is a live scam-detection roast built around increasingly implausible details and a reality check about how shipping actually works.
From Nigeria to Poland, scammers seem ready to pounce on any gullible geriatric they can find and luckily, we've got one of those soon to be victims on the line! James called in with a predicament of inheriting a beautiful Rolls Royce from his overseas pen pal but once John and the crew start asking some questions, things start unraveling fast.
Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for that cargo jet...and we'll see you Saturday
