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Hey, what's up world?
It's your boy DJ Pre-K with the John Clay Wolf Show.
And I got another great throwback clip for y'all today.
So everybody has their vices and everybody has their reasons for them.
And whether it be your gambler, because you don't know what else to spend your money on,
or you smoke cigarettes because your mama did it, or you smoke crack because it makes you
feel really good, everybody's got a thing.
When you're letting inanimate objects turn you into a drunk, you got to start asking
the hard questions.
And that's what almost happened to our fearless leader, John Clay Wolf.
So let's take a listen, crack a cold one, and see how we got over it.
I've been thinking about forming the lawsuit of my own.
Oh, here we go.
What do you do?
Yeti coolers.
You're going to sue Yeti coolers?
I'm going to sue Yeti.
What do they do?
For turning me into an alcoholic.
Yeti?
I've got to follow this line of reasoning.
Well, you know, I won this little Yeti cooler.
It's like a small one.
It'll hold about...
It might hold a 12 pack.
They're great.
And I've got it in the back of my car.
And Miller Light came out with these new cans, like nine out, wait, 16 ounce cans
with a big twister on the top.
So you can drink them a little faster and they stay real cold.
And I mean, it's just like driving around with a rack of ribs in the back of your truck,
man.
Sure.
I mean, you know, you got to have one or a freezer in the back with a gallon of blue
back.
I mean, you got to try.
And we don't recommend this.
And I just, I've noticed my Miller Light intake since I have decided to put the
Yeti in the back.
And right about the time I get down to one beer.
Right.
And I could take it out of the car and put it back in the house where it's been for two
years.
Right.
I whip in the 7-Eleven, grab another 18 pack, stick it in there, ice her down.
I mean, I found myself going through 7-Eleven every two days when I get my can of snuff
and getting a new bag of ice.
A new bag of ice.
And you're just keeping it all right, you know.
You got to have snuff.
No, it's clearly not.
That's what he's doing.
I'm parked in the driveway at the house.
Literally in the driveway.
I mean, you've called me.
Well, I call a lot of people because I'm just sitting out there drinking my
beer.
Why don't you go in?
Damn it.
Because do you think the kids want to sit there and watch you listen to classic rock and pound
Miller lights?
No.
Maybe you should play with the kids.
Yeah.
But see, that's not fun.
There we go.
I think, ladies and gentlemen, the jury, I believe yet he is off the hook.
Take the mulligan on the edge.
It's just, I've got to get rid of this cooler, man.
It's the cooler.
I'll take it off your hands.
Flaming tires.
I'm going to put it back.
It'll turn you into an alcoholic, too.
It's like you're McDonald's.
I promise my beer intake will go down by 50% when I take this cooler out of my
room.
Even in the office or something.
And when we're driving to the school in the mornings, like taking the kids.
Wait a minute.
Easy.
Oh, perfect time.
Slow down.
Let me finish.
You know, you feel a little guilty because you sit out there and drink about
six of these and just life is great.
Come in, go to bed.
I've been stressed a lot.
I've been working really hard.
You've been working really hard.
But you know, as you kill the soldier, you put the lid back on it, throw it
over your shoulder into the back.
Yeah.
And then like, I noticed I was taking my kids to school yesterday.
And when I turned, you hear the ice sloshing around and the cans dinking
around and Tabitha, my 14 year old, looks at me and she didn't say it.
She was like, looking at me like, you think that you think you've had
enough beers?
I mean, you know, trash can Charlie there in the back, if you pull over
and you pop the hatch on the SUV and pull your cooler out to make it
quiet down and just pull that drain plug out and let some water run.
You take a leak into the water and they'll all run out together and
everything's good.
And, you know, it's just, I think I'm going to sue Yeti.
I think that they've changed my behavior pattern.
There's a lawsuit this week against Nutella, that chocolate junk in a jar.
Some mother suit because my kids are getting fat.
You said it was breakfast food.
Are you that stupid?
Seriously.
And that's a real lawsuit.
So yeah, I think beer is so good.
It's getting better with age.
I think you have it really is.
Bob, you're not much of a beer drinker.
You know what I did?
I switched to China Bob.
OK.
And it's just it's and I'm not putting down China Bob, but it's
harder for me to lay down ten dollars for a six pack of anything.
You know, let's Miller lie.
What is it, four bucks, four bucks?
Oh, I think it's what matters.
What you buy, but yeah, it's cheaper than China, right?
It's kind of just weighed me off.
I put my own my own tax break on your solution to drinking too much
is to buy too expensive of stuff.
Yeah. All right.
What is too much, though?
You know, it's not like I'm getting wasted.
No, you're not. I'm really not.
But but I don't know.
I just does it take two beers to get a buzz now?
Or is it three?
It's taking a little more.
Taking a little more.
I've always drank beer.
Come to the dark side.
All my life.
Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan.
Did you develop?
Wouldn't that be interesting
if he actually came up with the idea?
Maybe Satan would come to court with me
and testify on my behalf.
Yeah, I'll tell you.
And I've worked with a lot of people on this, trust me.
You know, these are the these are the easiest souls to wrangle.
But let me explain something about the the angel physiology,
if you will, we don't feel it.
Yeah, we see that movie with John Travolta,
where he's supposed to be Michael the angel.
Right, right, right.
You know, he eats all this sugar
and he's smoking constantly and drinks a lot of beer.
Sure.
You know, it just doesn't touch it.
So we're we're not human.
Does that make any sense?
Well, sure.
So, you know, I mean, I just enjoy the taste of it,
especially Miller Lite.
You're right about that twist on bottle.
It's really changed the game.
Sure.
But you know, I found it's a great in for people like you, John.
There's no reason you can't have your beer.
I like you better when you're having your beer straight.
You know, you're responsible, successful guy.
And, you know, anybody can play with those kids.
There's no reason you have to do that.
Recitals on Friday night.
No, no, drink the beer.
And it doesn't matter what kind of beer.
And if you get to where you can't afford Miller Lite,
go ahead and buy natural life.
When it's cold and you're thirsty, it's the same thing.
You bet.
And while you're at it, drop by the chicken express.
Get yourself some, you know, tenders, not a lot.
Like if maybe 30 tenders with gravy and have some,
you know, what's really great after some tenders and beer?
A delicious Marlboro cigarette.
You know, I mean, if daddy ain't happy,
screw it.
Yeah, anybody can play with those kids.
I don't know what the wife's going to say,
and she doesn't have to know we had this talk,
but you just know that I've got you back.
Thank you, Satan.
Thank you.
I feel better now.
Mine, all mine.
That was strength.
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