Yeah, yeah, yeah, hot sister in law, the whole works.
Moment of Spikes car radio.
Yeah, it's already a tawdry beginning to our show.
Just just a moment of honesty.
That's right.
Well, that's what we've always wanted to bring to the listener.
Just this is the way we talk, even if it's about cars,
which is what we're talking about.
Lindsey Graham's taint and Zuckerman's going to get high with Hunter Biden.
And let's just toss Jimothy onto the table, too.
The weird raccoon that everybody's talking about.
There he is. Have you seen Jimothy Zuckerman here?
Shows are. It was a dog like that thing, right?
That's a that's a raccoon in Seattle.
What? That some lady filmed and she said, what the hell is that?
That looks like a Jimothy.
And now he's taken over the world.
This is bigger than the World Cup, Jimothy, the raccoon.
Show him for the beginning.
There he is.
He's got some kind of a spine issue.
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
He diagnosed that, even without my glasses.
Is it Jimothy?
How can you tell?
You can barely see.
Is Jimothy something we should be familiar with or a weird name?
Jimothy, look, it was this was the first shot of Jimothy
that a woman took with her phone.
Keanna Hall, I guess is her name there.
She said, what the hell is that?
It went viral on social media and it's what it's what the world needed.
It was the first bit of good news we'd had in a while that little Jimothy,
the raccoon with the spine issue, as Suckerman noticed,
is a wonderful addition to our wildlife family here in America.
So what I'm asking is, does the name mean something?
It's like Jackalope.
This is her.
You know how people in these viral videos will only say, oh, shit.
They say dumb stuff.
They always say the same stuff.
This one was smart.
She's named the creature.
Jimothy.
She said he looks like a Jimothy, whatever a Jimothy is.
That's what I'm asking you.
That doesn't make sense, clearly.
But it's two things put together that don't belong.
All right. My fear, because Jimothy lives in the wild.
My fear is Jimothy is going to get hit by a car
and then we're going to have to live with the death of Jimothy.
But he's alive today, Sunday, World Cup Sunday.
Jimothy is the outcome of closing down the federal government,
the TEPA, the FDA, the CDC.
And you name it, if you close down enough agencies long enough,
you're going to get a Jimothy.
They'll be everywhere soon.
I love Jimothy. Look at him.
There he is.
I mean, I'll just point out a fine boy he is.
Look at him.
If I can just point out to the listeners
that we are watching Jimothy and not the World Cup today.
I have the world.
This is more important.
I'm much more interested in Jimothy than the World Cup.
We were at a really good car show yesterday.
The treasure.
Actually, it was good.
Guys, again, there's Jerry's long tail.
There's Bruce Meyers 61 250 short whale base that I lost after.
This is the only car I want in the world is literally this car.
Yeah, no, that's the one.
I wanted the gear.
There it is.
Look at this guy having just come back from Italy.
Look at that.
Look at the luggage.
This is a really good car to be buried in.
Yes.
Really just put me in this.
Just chop me up in those little tacks out to the sunset.
Yeah, head and shoulders in one side and legs and waist.
I like when they stage those wakes
and they can just have my dead body in this car with a cigarette.
You mean the African like funerals?
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're sitting up in a ketchup bottle and stuff.
Right.
Yeah, those are pretty good funerals.
We're way behind in funerals.
Way behind.
When a comedian dies, a car riner dies,
they have a big, funny memorial of it.
But they don't have a funny casket.
I want I want to have that funeral where they're carrying the casket
and then they drop it and I fall out.
That's my idea for a good time.
I can arrange that for you.
I mean, you know what I'm talking about, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's what I want.
We can do that.
Yeah, yeah.
Chuck me out.
Oh, what do you want us to see?
Can we dress up as Lindsey Graham?
Yeah.
You pole?
Hang it out of your suit?
What is it that you want?
It's just cranky.
I just want one more moment of shock.
I can be in a suit.
I just want to wreck everyone's day one more time.
A suit with no pants.
Yeah.
Anyway, this is a fantastic show.
These guys do a great job.
Oh, yeah.
Several people were just like, yeah, Lucas Singer was there.
He and I are doing a show with Jay Leno at Audrain.
I think right after I do a show with you.
Oh, without me.
And right before I do a show with somebody else.
No, this is a Jay Leno thing.
I drove that car, that specific car, quite a bit.
Yeah, yeah.
This is the one that Matt Ferro weirdly
stood on the front bumper of.
And I had words with Lucas about it.
And so I didn't want to see that.
Why?
Huh?
Why not?
It's, you know, ladies draped across the front of cars.
Oh, I think he was showing how tough the splitter is.
I didn't like it.
It's not Legos fight.
It's a real car.
Yeah, that's true.
I didn't.
I mean, I didn't not like it.
Not a lot.
I just thought don't stand on cars.
But it was a good show.
Good stuff.
Look at this.
They had a DJ there with a Myers Manx.
Philip Serafin's outfit there.
Isn't that pretty cool?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
It was, you know, again, like, I don't know why we have to have
Pebble Beach or any of these things.
What?
Why does LA not have a more official thing?
Like, why can't I take a golf course like Brentwood
Country Club where they employ vicious caddies that beat on
Broncos and just for for for a weekend put on a real concor.
I mean, we have the Riviera, the Pebble Beach golf course is
perfection, right?
It's they have a professional golf tour there.
Yeah.
And they put cars on it.
Yeah.
They do it at the Audrain at the tennis museum Hall of Fame.
Right.
You see what I'm saying?
Like, we've got the cars, people,
manufacturer, we've got a place to fly and stay and we don't have a
concor.
These guys demonstrate they just, you know, again, based on what
some of the people there were saying, they're like, I feel like I
don't really need to go up to Monterey this year after this show.
There was a lot of rare stuff there.
I barely shot, you know, look at the mirrors all over.
It was really good stuff there.
Really good stuff for a car and coffee.
It was amazing time.
And it was hot as fuck there.
So, so, I mean, you know, that's what I guess.
Leaning against us.
I had, I had my little Helms thing.
I had a mirror show up.
I had all kinds of great killer stuff.
We're not saying you didn't do it.
No, what I'm saying is LA has the cars.
Oh my God.
This isn't about you.
You did a good job, Johnny.
With that and with the artillery.
My point is it's hard in LA to do things.
When the Super Bowl happens here, nobody notices.
Our point is a major city like LA should have a concor.
It's really simple.
If you're going to fly to Amelia Island, you can come to LA.
And that's all I want to say about it.
Hey, I wanted to ask you, you were at Goodwood.
I was.
And a lot of folks were talking about McMurtry
because we were talking about McMurtry.
When we make fun of it, we say McMurtry.
We don't say McMurtry.
So we do that for comedic purposes.
But someone said, you know, with respect to a road car.
And I didn't see it.
They said they're bringing.
They said they're bringing two cars there
and there's two for a reason.
But there was no McMurtry road car, right?
I heard a rumor.
It wasn't running.
I the three days I was there, I didn't see the thing running.
So I think it ran once.
But it's just it's so fast and weird when it goes by
because it's so fast.
If you're not looking at the track, you miss it.
And it's like and then gone.
So how was Goodwood?
Oh, good. It was hot.
It was fucking hot.
We've destroyed the planet Earth and so it's not everywhere.
I can't explain how miserable.
Like throw up his Instagram so we can look at the picture.
I didn't post. I didn't post pictures.
What's this? That looks gorgeous.
Oh, this was fun. This isn't Wales.
This is called Pally something.
But yeah, we drove.
This was fun.
We drove Subaru's the new W or it's the new entry level WRX.
They lowered the price.
It's 34,000 bucks.
But yeah, we drove through.
We went to went to this race track called Olten Park,
which is like the great.
It's like Lime Rock.
Yeah, it is such a great track with like Dom and Fonte.
Yeah, Dom and Fonte was there and we drove around Wales.
We did like Snowdonia.
What are you laughing at?
Dom and Fonte.
Dom and Fonte.
Dom and Fonte.
It was hot there.
It was so miserable.
It's like it was Wales where it wasn't raining.
That's so beautiful.
That looks so great.
When it's hot, it always looks crispy.
The air looks so nice.
That was 9 p.m.
That was down.
That was 9.
About maybe like 7.
Boy, that looks like so much fun.
Sun doesn't set.
It was it was fantastic.
And this this hotel was fantastic.
This is I've been driving the Subaru Uncharted.
I'm losing my mind over.
I can't believe how nice it is.
We have a heat wave here and I'm just I can't believe how good that car is.
Is Subaru having a moment?
Subaru's making great cars.
Yeah, they're making great stuff.
This thing's great, man.
We had so much fun because we were tearing it up on the track.
Wales, the roads when they're not crowded are great.
And, you know, you're on your own.
It was it was weird because you're on the wrong side of the road
and these are all left hand drive cars.
Yeah.
But it was still just so much fun.
And like for the money, like you cannot beat this thing for 34000 bucks.
Yeah, like that's like a well optioned Corolla, or you could have this.
And it's like real power, real handling, you know, real.
That's what I feel like in this.
34 brain.
What would what would it be if you
kitted it out the way that we would like it?
The most you can spend is like 40 grand, you know, but like here's what's crazy.
Here's what's crazy.
So they did this to celebrate 25 years of the WRX on sale in the US.
And, you know, I bought one back in in October of 2001,
but it was it was like 25,500 bucks.
And if you adjust it for inflation, that's like 52 grand in today's dollars.
So this is the new base model where you lose like fog lights
and like a bunch of crap that no one's ever turned on.
And, you know, it's 34000 out the door.
So it's like it's real, real value.
It was at your bar table.
So in that place, 34000.
What else? You don't have any more pictures?
I didn't really post a lot from Goodwood.
It was weird. Yeah, I should have.
I just wasn't it was one of those where I was Friday was like too hot.
It literally we're standing there.
I was with three buddies and it's like, oh, look, the McLaren F1 GTR
that won Le Mans in 95.
Oh, my God, can you believe how hot it is?
It was just like it was just miserable.
Was it a hundred?
Yeah, it was probably close to 100, but it's just it's a different kind of heat.
It's like it's just it's nothing is set up for it.
Did you hear anything about this car?
Mystery Porsche 911 spotted wearing something
no GT model has ever had before the duct tail.
Look at that like 73 RS behind us.
Suckerman, do we know what this is, Johnny?
Is this just a a new wing package for GT3 Turing?
I I'm just staring at it now.
So those pipes tell me it's a GT3 or GT3 base.
So that's good.
I hope it has a duct tail because the problem with the touring is that
when it's moving above 50 miles an hour, that ass opens up.
Right. It sounds horrible.
So this won't move.
So I don't know if it looks better, though.
But there are other photos of it.
That's a that's a nice looking setup.
No, keep going lower.
There's the RSC that car spectacular.
What do you say there?
Yeah, I can live with that.
Yeah, great.
I mean, they're probably going to call it, you know, an RS or something.
And great. Yeah, it seems weird that it would be offered as an option
and not a tribute car to the 73 RS, right?
Options both make money.
Yeah, but would it be its own separate model like something exciting?
We don't we don't know the powertrain.
I've been saying since the EPA is dead in the U.S.
And I mean, you know, Germany, you got Euro seven.
It's really hard to sell cars.
But since it's dead in the U.S., you can pollute as much as you want here
to a four point two liter.
The race car, the right, the the 911R.
Yeah, or whatever it's called, the GT3 RS already has a four point two liter,
right? It's 500 and sixty some horsepower.
Like do the four point two liter as a final send off.
There you go for the 992.
I think we call it the Jimmethy, the Jimmethy in celebration of the death
of the federal government. Right.
Jimmethy looks more like the Subaru Uncharted, to be honest with you.
When I see you walk, I like that's the Subaru Uncharted.
That's the way that looks. Right.
If you put those cars side by side, you'll see what I'm talking about.
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Everything's beef tallow.
There's a raw milk shop opened up near me.
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My son and I were playing tennis last night,
really hot.
We had to eat.
We went to this place,
Cain's chicken that's been open a month.
I think raising Cain's or Cain's.
Cain's is from the South.
Raising Cain's.
Raising Cain's.
I think it's owned by that doofy rap guy.
What's his name?
Isn't it the guy?
No, that's not how days is owned by the doofy rap guy,
the Canadian guy.
Yeah, yeah, the Canadian guy.
Anyway.
James is like it's on Third Street Promenade.
It's the middle of tourist season.
I'm like, we're hungry, man.
Let's just do this.
I have a little parking garage.
I know how to get in there.
We go to this place, sacrament.
It is jammed.
Chicken people.
And it gets, you know,
you know, when you're in that situation,
it's like 123 and people are like,
there's no place to sit.
We, and we order these three piece chicken fingers
with french fries and a hot dog roll with butter on it.
And goddamn, the chicken was so good.
You know, this place has been a southern institution
for decades.
Raising Cain's.
I don't know where it came from,
but I mean, it literally had a line to the bathroom
that if you had walked in, you were in,
I'm not eating here.
I wouldn't be in there.
The amount of humanity,
it felt like you were in a crowded elevator,
but you had to order chicken and somehow eat there.
Yet you did it and it was a good experience.
I mean, holy shit, they figured fried chicken out.
Wow.
Yeah.
That's a big endorsement.
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I want to take you to this place.
I want to take you to my chicken guy.
I've been to your chicken guy.
You've been to my chicken guy.
You've been, you don't, you have not been to the chicken.
Why is it your chicken guy?
He's my chicken guy.
I want to observe Spike taking Zuckerman
to Raising Cain's.
I think that would be fun.
I think he'd really like it.
That'd be a fun, like hidden camera.
You just suddenly eat it and you go,
okay, now I understand.
I understand.
Really amazing, but post tennis, most food tastes amazing.
Anyway, let's talk about the car you brought.
Yes.
It's more interesting than what we got here.
This is, by all appearances, a 992 Targa.
Yes.
992.2 Targa.
992.2.
This is called the 911 Targa 4 GTS.
So this is the heaviest 911 you can buy.
It's got a 3.6 liter.
Is that how they sell it?
No.
It's got a 3.6 liter.
It's got a turbocharger.
It's got a hybrid system.
It's all wheel drive and it's a Targa top.
It's got everything.
And it's got everything.
It's got it.
59 Caddy right there.
Yeah, and yeah, but you know, because it's a GTS,
it's 532 horsepower.
It makes 449 pound feet of torque.
So compared to the 992.1,
it's up about 60 horsepower and 30 pound feet of torque.
It's also PDK, no manual with the hybrid system.
So yeah, every superpower Porsche has,
they threw at this car and the result is,
aside from the really dull color that costs money,
believe it or not, it's great.
It's just...
How much is it weight?
I would guess close.
This is closing in on 4,000 pounds.
So heavier than the Range Rover behind it,
which actually looks really good
in comparison to this car.
Probably as heavy, yeah.
I mean, I like this car when you drove it in,
but if you go to that little lower edge of the door jack.
That's stupid.
I would rather see GTS right there.
Yeah, again, Germans can't get out of their own way.
They just have to name it dumb.
You said it's a GTS model?
Yeah, 4GTS.
I don't want to see T-Hybrid.
No, would they put T-Hybrid?
Yeah, I don't want to see a dash.
I would take that off.
Yeah, that comes off.
Oh, go to the back jack, if you would.
Back jack.
Do it again.
First of all, the fact that they have to put 911s
on 911s at this point in time.
Oh no, no, no, no.
I would get the dental floss.
That would be so removed.
Look at how many things are there.
Is that how you remove your shit?
Look, yeah, look how many fonts there are.
Like it's too many fonts.
Oh, that's way too much stuff.
This is way too much.
Do you remember when they started doing this?
They said it's for the Chinese market.
Well, now the Chinese market has let Porsche down.
Yeah.
Can we stop doing this?
Take it off.
Yeah, but I think it is an option.
I think it costs money, but you can get it removed.
Well, you would just want 911 GTS?
But it's just like, maybe nothing.
Nothing, just nothing, nothing.
Nothing is better than anything.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But again, you're right.
Easy fixes for a nice car.
And so this one, I'm a little amazed the way this one,
because base price on this is now $203,300.
And then with destination,
destination is $2,300.
So base price is like 206, basically.
Yeah, yeah.
Which is, that just sounds like a lot.
But then the way this one sits, 231 out the door.
And peanuts, pocket change.
That is $115,000 and $2,001, before you said previously.
But it's just like, do you remember when a good Turbo S
was like over two?
205 was a maxed out Turbo S.
Grandpa, those days of God.
But those days were six years ago, I know.
I remember, I told you everything's 200,
at least six grand.
Yeah, yeah.
Is there anything in the interior to see?
Somehow this interior is a blue.
I'll give you the name of it.
Oh, that's nice.
This car makes everything else look great.
That's graphite blue, isn't it?
It's called dark night blue with chalk stitching.
That's really nice.
You like it?
A silver with a blue interior is a great color combo.
It's gray to me.
It's not blue.
I mean, I like that a lot.
I mean, it's a little dull.
It's a little dull, but still, it's not as dull as a silver
black.
It's close to silver.
It's over gray in my book.
But yeah, I would spec it differently.
Like, you know, speed yellow with that.
Because if you get the Target, B-pillar.
Yeah.
And look at that beautiful black B-pillar.
This is not a, this is a car somebody's
going to drive to work.
And they just say, 100%.
You know you don't have to worry about it.
But again, it's like $250,000 drive to work.
Yeah, $230,000.
Yeah, wow.
It's a lot.
Again, it's zero to 16, like 2.7 or something.
It's ridiculously quick.
It'll run the quarter.
Really?
That's quick.
Oh, yeah.
The GTS is insane.
It'll run the quarter in like 10.9, something like that.
Like that's insane.
It's Turbo S from six years ago.
Performance are close to it.
Well, they're a little.
Anyway, the point is it's a gray car.
I would spec it differently personally.
But yeah.
Have you heard anything about what
Porsches bring up to Monterey?
No, not at all.
Are they even going?
They will.
I don't know.
That's a good question.
They'll be at the quail.
OK.
It's a very depressing time at BW Group.
Is it?
It is top.
Well, I mean, the only Porsche that sells is the 911.
Like every other Porsche right now is sales proof.
Lucid was rolling around bankruptcy.
Lucid laid off 20% of their workforce,
but they're denying it.
And then their stock crashed and then it went back up.
I mean, they're just uncrashed.
They're unbankruptible because they
are tied to the Saudi sovereign wealth fund.
So that's an undrainable source of that prediction holds.
Unbankruptible.
Can you tie me to them?
I want to be undrainable.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, they have a factory in Saudi Arabia.
So if they went bankrupt, a bunch of Saudis
would lose their job and be a black eye on.
So then what was this bankruptcy scare about?
They laid off 20% of their workforce.
The gravity is not selling.
The gravity is supposed to fix all their problems
and it's just not selling.
Nothing is selling.
Yeah, that's a good point.
I mean, Volkswagen is in trouble.
Volkswagen is I think they're getting rid of or shutting down
Ducati.
I can't remember if shutting down or selling it,
but they sold Bugatti.
I think they're getting rid of Ducati.
Volkswagen, the brand, they're going to get rid of like the Jetta.
It's crazy what's happening.
Like they're just not selling.
And they say that they're going to cut, I think,
50% of the Porsche models.
Or was that just 50% of VW?
Auto, I didn't hear that.
That's a big number.
It's a big number.
Yeah, but look, are there 29 different 911s right now?
Maybe more?
The 911 is selling.
The problem is like in Europe, you have Seat and Skoda
on top of Volkswagen.
Nothing's selling that it's being flooded by cheaper Chinese
cars that are better products for less money.
They're in a real world to hurt.
Audi is a basket case right now.
Porsche makes great products.
So you can say what you want about Porsche.
Like they're all really, really good.
Bentley Lambo, you're talking that's like 20,000 units
globally, maybe a year, so it cares.
And they got rid of Bugatti.
So yeah, they're in trouble.
They've stayed independent in retrospect.
Porsche?
Yeah.
Well remember, Porsche was the one who initiated it.
Well, I know, they initiated it with Fiat, but yeah.
Maybe they wouldn't have tried to go electric as quickly.
I still don't think going electric is the problem.
I think it's just a weird time.
Basically, China is hoovering up all the low cost stuff
that's not in the US.
So Toyota's really got a problem where for 100 years,
it was, I'm exaggerating, but for a long time,
if you were in Jamaica and you wanted a car,
you would just buy a Corolla or a Camry.
All these little tiny markets, Toyota owned it all.
And now these Chinese cars are coming in.
They cost less and they're better.
And it's...
There you go.
Yeah.
No, how long does that last?
How long does the...
Because China seems to work in five year increments.
So I think we're nearing the end of the Chinese government
subsidizing the entire Chinese auto industry.
So when that goes away, you'll see the 140 brands in China
collapse down into like 10, something like that.
So hopefully that denser brand lasts with James Bond
because they really...
New York Goodwood, they had a big insulation of Goodwood.
They think they have the 911 beater.
I'm in the Yang Wang for various reasons.
Yang Wang?
Yang Wang, baby.
We've talked about it.
Wang Chong.
We love the Yang Wang.
You know, I forgot to mention the new tennis watch
when we were talking about tennis.
That's why I brought tennis up.
Here it is right here.
I told Jay Turkbus, Sheffield Watches,
that I would announce it.
You can order it right now.
Here's a picture of it.
Ooh.
Shmancy.
This is the one.
Sheffield Watches now has a sports column toggle through.
There's some new pictures that were done
by our friend, Ty Alexander with the blue strap.
Yeah, go to the one with the blue strap.
There.
He just sent these last night.
What we have here is something that competes
with the Swatch Omega, but is better.
It's got a real sapphire crystal, a metal back,
and it's got a solar movement.
See those sub dials?
When you're out working out,
and this first watch was designed around the tennis court,
but there's gonna be running and the rest.
Whatever you do outside,
this watch, that super comfy rubber strap
feels like nothing on you.
You've got a bi-solar ceramic, we call it.
It's got a ceramic case.
Nice.
It's a simple chrono with a nice movement in there,
and it charges up when you use it.
So you're motivated to go out and work out
and be outside with the new Sheffield Sport solar.
I really like the one blue pusher.
That's cool.
Yeah, it's a really cool idea.
Yeah.
And I think it comes with two straps,
white and blue, this one,
but obviously on a white watch like this,
you can just do whatever rubber strap you want to put on.
Perfect for your tennis court.
And it's the first of many.
And you can go to sheffieldwatches.com right now
and put your name on one.
Amazing.
I don't know how many we're making for this first one,
but yeah, that blue one I just had to send back off
or I'd be wearing it right now,
but I wore it on the tennis court for three weeks
and it's just perfect.
Which is perfect.
I like to know where I am in live ball,
like we hour in, then I start crushing people.
So the watch was comfy.
It was flawless.
It didn't bite into me like a metal watch
when I banged into something, you know.
Excellent crystal.
I like the domed crystal.
It's so nice on that.
It's glass, yeah.
It's sapphire.
It's a lot of high top.
It domed high top.
Yeah, it's high top.
High top.
You know, it's got that nice little chrono movement too.
After you click it off, it resets,
goes around like this.
It goes, goes back.
Okay, so it is a Japanese movement.
Yeah, yeah.
No, Jay Terpis killed it, Sheffield.
We're really excited about that.
What else do we have to talk about here?
Oh, Florida accidentally issued a license plate
that reads, squeeze ass to a 76 year old woman.
Hell yeah.
Here it is right here.
And I didn't know I was getting a plate.
When Nessie DeLostroda went to collect her mail,
she got quite the surprise.
She's got quite the surprise.
Her vehicle registration review.
And I looked at it and I said,
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I think so.
Now listen to this story.
Listen to what happens, watch.
From a distance, those five fives can be read as s's.
Well, you get the picture.
Squeeze blank.
Just say it, squeeze blank.
A woman that lives in a senior community.
This is where she seems angry.
That's going to be 77 years old next month.
Okay.
We'll be driving around.
That's one point of view.
Now watch.
She'll see the reaction when she goes public
with her new plate.
You just said you didn't want it.
And now you're here in there actually being over 70.
I might like to feel on.
Well, make up your fucking mind, lady.
Which is it?
Do you want the plate or not want the plate?
Joan, her name is Joan.
Local news, not so good.
I'm 77 and I was outraged.
I can't wait.
Maybe some honks are good.
What are you saying?
Well, she's going to be hot in the senior community.
Spread the STD.
You know, later.
Yeah.
Squeeze wires.
Squeeze ass is here.
Hey, squeeze ass.
Hey, squeeze ass.
Go visit McConnell.
By the way, it's not really ass man.
I don't know how they connected this to this Seinfeld episode.
I mean, it's much better.
It's squeeze ass is with the oranges.
Yeah.
Look at the oranges in the flowers.
Like if I had got that, I would have been so happy.
She would have been.
Yes.
Yes.
This is great.
This is fantastic news.
One last burst of relevancy for Joan.
Yes.
Squeeze ass.
The Indian summer of her life.
This could be the most.
This could be the most valuable plate in America right now.
After she goes, this should be handed down very carefully.
You know, you know, Maine, you can.
The anything you want, you can get.
Really?
Yeah.
This just doesn't matter in Maine.
Come on.
And Maine is if you were to Google Maine license plates,
you would see some really good stuff.
Let's Google that.
Yeah.
I doubt they would say, OK, I'm a Nazi would be right.
Or eight off page.
They have like come face.
I mean, whatever you want.
Like they look for like like naughty look for like naughty
Maine plates, naughty Maine or something like that,
or vulgar Maine plates.
Well, I'm pornography is going to come up.
Do an image search.
Let's see what he's talking about here.
I eat ass.
I eat ass.
Rat bastard.
Rat bastard.
This is good.
Love to love to have you.
Fled New Jersey is not so bad.
Tooted.
Shuck to boo.
So Maine's the place to be.
Maine's the place.
Yeah, they they they just they don't care.
Like it's love to F.
You know, they recall.
But it says, look, it says they were called the plate.
Oh, did they?
Yeah, that.
Oh, love tofu.
I see maybe they just didn't like the joke there.
I eat ass, though, is right there.
Yeah.
Here's another Porsche story that caught my eye.
A stolen Porsche pursuit came to an end in North Hollywood
after the driver crashed onto a sidewalk
and slammed into a sign outside of North Hollywood.
This has such good sound.
Did you see this one, Zuckerman?
Come on, bro.
Watch. OK, bro.
You should listen to this sound, Zuckerman.
It's really good.
This is one of the better.
There's not much to it, but this guy.
Yeah.
Go ahead, play it.
Pursuit involving a son.
The pursuit involving look at this alien woman.
Pursuit involving Captain Kirk.
We have some Klig on the other side, but the guy was the guy
was really Robert Blake, Robert Blake.
Local news has to end.
Local news has to end.
I mean, at this point, you could put anybody in the dress in the wig
and they just ruin the story.
But but they caught the guy.
He was hooking up the the Porsche on the trailer to steal it.
And then he just took off before it was like fully attached.
That's a really weird.
Look, it's just the way it smashes to like and then he decides to run.
Like, yeah, like you got to I guess you got to keep your truck.
Wouldn't it be better just to get out of the truck and run at that point?
I don't know.
But but the portrait comes off the trailer here and then he keeps going.
Yeah, he keeps going. Right. Right.
Really? This is part.
Now, people will say like, this is what's wrong with LA.
It's like, we love this about LA.
It's like GTA come to life.
Yes, like these stories are kind of heartwarming to us.
We get really happy when we police chases are the best.
If you're in a bar having a beer, yeah, he's chasing on.
But any kind of like the Giant Cinco.
When I saw the Giant Cinco right in front of the old Tower Records,
I went, oh, isn't that nice? Yeah. Isn't that beautiful?
Yeah, it looked lovely.
It's perfect. It was the perfect place.
Oh, they got that. They got the cartoon character.
No, but like, no, like Lachman fire.
Not Hockney. I'm blanking on the artist.
But, you know, I mean, like LA burning is like it's great.
Yeah, it's fun. Yeah.
It's it's part of why we live here.
Book soup got screwed.
And then that does break.
That doesn't suck.
We like book. She doesn't break my heart.
Well, were they still there?
They're still there. Well, they were still there.
But they got so they were holding on.
They they've been holding on a long time, but they got flooded out bad.
They did. Yeah.
This next story segues into our next advertisement.
So I'm going to read it.
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One, 1350 spent at La Toxicas, Toxicas,
which is a Las Vegas strip club to 1976
dollars on trips to casinos on the Las Vegas strip.
And yeah, and 200 and 94 dollars
for the erectile dysfunction medication.
But really, really, really is this guy's in the green room.
This guy is great.
Why are they right there?
Why is he covered?
This is so good.
I don't know. Why are you being protected to cover his chin?
Like the Epstein Coke Conspirators.
Everybody's for the bad guys are all protected now.
Oh, man. Yeah, this guy money on Bluetooth.
Took so good. It's so good.
Oh, yeah. Hell yeah.
He's got the greatest story of all time.
Oh, I don't even need to read this.
I don't even need to read the the Bluetooth ad.
I mean, this guy is basically funds for Bluetooth.
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You know, if it didn't work, you wouldn't be stealing for you.
You wouldn't be stealing it.
Uniform money.
It was the money for you.
This is the greatest endorsement for Bluetooth.
You know, you don't spend the stolen money on Bluetooth unless that shit works.
This isn't it.
You didn't spend it at the gas station on Bonapil's.
No, this is our type of criminal.
This is our type of guy.
If you stole a portion to get out there, even better.
But this is really good.
I don't even know why I have to read the ad right now.
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Look at his lips.
He took a lot of butchery there in his lips.
Leave it on the guy.
He's confident.
He walks into the room with his chin up, makes eye contact.
He steals little league money.
Kids don't have uniforms because of him.
But you know what?
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Why is that entitled photo comparison?
Why?
Why do we need?
Why do we?
Why are we comparing these?
The picture on the left is local news.
The picture on the left is him before the Bluetooth.
And as you can see, it not only made his dick bigger,
but it made him taller.
Strip close to you.
Yes, on the right.
It inflated his feet and gave him whatever he wanted.
You can see from this comparison.
The guy on the left is not erect.
The guy on the right is like, bring it on.
I think the guy on the left is the mug shot.
And the guy on the right is when he's out and about.
But it's a good point.
Why do you need to?
Well, to it's a eye covered.
It's so weird.
I would have preferred the kids playing in regular clothes
going, we didn't have uniforms.
Luchu should sponsor their uniforms.
And they are sponsored by Luchu.
Come on, Luchu, step up.
Luchu, you should make very special erectile dysfunction,
Luchu uniforms for those kids.
Even if the kids don't know what it is and what it's for.
Who cares? Let them play.
Big Luchu little league outfits.
There's an idea.
It's playing in the big leagues.
It's a fantastic idea.
We're playing in the big leagues in the little leagues.
There was a little detail.
He spent 800 bucks on a bottle of Don Julio 1942.
That sounds expensive.
Which is like a $40 bottle.
So that's it's, you know, good money management skills.
That's pretty good.
That's good.
50 bucks for a bucket of modello.
That's not nice.
Well, he was living life.
Yeah.
$433 tip.
This is a.
He was here.
He knew how to spend.
I do have two other stories for the green room.
If we want to try to do the green one,
we could have our guy here, Mr.
Bluchu, who stole a little league money.
Our hero.
Or we could have these two ladies.
The first one is a naked woman who was driving a car
with guns and drugs.
A completely naked Mississippi woman was driving erratically
in a car containing marijuana and illegally modified firearms
when she was pulled over late Sunday evening,
according to police during the traffic stop
in the town of Ellisville, population 4,652.
Police discovered the driver.
That's Caitlin Maxwell, 22.
Oh, Caitlin.
She's only 22 was encumbered, unencumbered by any clothing.
Maxwell, who was alone in the 2017 Dodge Challenger,
checks out, wreaked a pot, appeared to be under the influence.
A search of the vehicle turned up modified Glock handguns.
Nice machine guns.
Nice and two AR 15 rifles, which were outfitted with a special
switch made by her boyfriend that made them into automatic weapons.
Oh, hell yeah.
She's ready to party.
Maxwell was arrested on an assortment of felony and misdemeanor charges.
I like that they use the word assortment.
That reminds me of chocolates and assortment of chocolates
and assortment of felony charges.
Fuck naked.
And she's in jail in lieu of 35000 dollar bond right here.
Well, how much is that cash to bond her out?
It's only 10 percent.
So nobody has 300 and fifty.
You know, I don't know how it works there in Mississippi.
That girl is tall, too.
Look, she looks just like her brother.
I mean, look at her and her father.
Yes, you have to do to get into that position with you got modified machine guns.
You're on and you got them all in your car.
Like what a challenger.
And it's a child.
Yeah, what are you doing?
What what is happening in your brain?
Stoned naked under the teeth.
Good night. I mean, you know, it's an excess of serotonin.
The meth released the serotonin.
There was a serotonin dump and she just had to go.
Just had to go.
Sure. Are these the guns out of the car?
Did they raid the boy friend?
There were more, but she had a she had five or six guns in the car.
Because for some reason, like fully automatic is OK. No, no.
She may not be a contender.
I still think I like Little League guy, but let's go with contender.
Little League guy and her together seem to be a couple.
I don't know. This one's going to be good.
Little League guy with a machine.
Woman denied owning Coke in her butt.
There it is.
All right. Say no more.
Say no. She's in.
She delightfully named Reagan Cox.
30 was spotted veering across a Brevard County Highway
at around 640 a.m. Saturday morning.
Upon being pulled over, cops
Cox refused to exit her Nissan Altima checks out
which smelled of, in quote, Burt marijuana.
All right.
Cox, who cops say was slow and lethargic,
was pulled from the vehicle after she refused to remove her seatbelt.
And then tried to lock the car.
She was arrested for resisting deputies, transported to the local jail.
But during the jail intake process,
Cox had to pass through an X-ray scanner,
which was used to spot contraband like weapons, phones or drugs.
According to investigators, Jailers, Jailers detected an anomaly
in Cox's lower region.
She was brought to a room where she was subsequently seen
trying to cover her butthole with her hand.
Then a baggie of coke fell out from her buttocks.
Four grams of cocaine.
Nice.
With the coke at her feet,
cops say Cox denied knowing anything about the drug.
She told corrections deputies that someone put the bag in her butt during anal sex.
That's the greatest excuse.
She was sentenced to six months of probation.
That's a huge amount.
$1,100 in order to perform 20 hours of community service.
What will her community service be?
Send her to the old folks home with the squeeze ass, lady.
Let me show you how to keister stuff.
Yes, that's so good.
Yes, she's in that.
That's a party girl right there.
I mean, someone put cocaine in my butt during anal sex.
Can we have?
How do you say we save all three need to come?
All three that these three together are the holy trinity.
Think about it, right?
Like like like embezzling from Little League to strippers and booze.
Casino. Yeah, yeah, they're all really good.
Are you have automatic weapons?
These three are and Hunter Biden are our permanent party.
So we have a 2017 Dodge Challenger.
Oh, and an Altima. That's pretty good.
She was in the what?
The Altima?
The Altima, that's both cars, by the way.
What are the Little League?
Great track.
I don't know.
Say what he was just driving the strippers.
I don't know.
But but the Altima and you like Reagan Cox.
Reagan Cox. First of all, her name is Reagan Cox.
I mean, that's it does seem like a porn hub stage name.
It's just great.
You know, she she's got a lot going for her.
But I think that the I think that, you know, but she's a one trick pony.
I think that our Little League guy.
He's really a mastermind.
He can really arrange way more stuff.
And with him, we can get the Reagan Cox of the world.
Well, yes.
However, I will say the refusing to take off her seatbelt
and trying to lock the car means that they had to smash the window.
Probably maester in the car and then dragged her out screaming.
So it would have been fun to watch if I gave this guy the money.
He's going to get Reagan.
He's going to get the guns.
He's going to get everything we need and probably some uniforms, too.
To me, the novelty of I hadn't heard a story of a guy
embezzling from a Little League team.
It's pretty great.
And then using it for erectile dysfunction club while going to strip.
Well, you literally didn't buy by.
It's our sponsor, you.
Yeah, I got to go.
I got to go with this guy.
He's a blue.
She's going to fix the Little League.
What's that?
They're going to fix the uniform situation.
We hope we've decided that they are.
Well, I would guess the parents might push back on that.
But Reagan Cox.
And I think I think Blue would like a little pushback.
Go back to Reagan Cox.
Reagan Cox does look like someone who would be my friend.
Yes, we were hanging.
And when she would say, look, I had a bad night, I'm fine.
I would believe her.
What a great excuse.
You know, she's probably got a year, a good year ahead of her of getting right.
But what a great excuse.
I don't know how the coat got in my bow.
And I do know how the coat got in my butt.
It wasn't me. Her hair looks pretty good, too.
I mean, yeah.
And she's living it up all night.
She she's she's done pretty well for being early in the morning.
She's in the second position.
Oh, and she's from Rockledge.
That's amazing.
She looks like she's getting ready for a haircut with that smock on her.
So you could find her in Daytona.
Well, there's a there's a big moment coming up with Ferrari
and they're much discussed electric car, which I have right here.
Luce Ferrari.
It's been fun to watch Ferrari kind of manage this problem,
which they say is not a problem.
And they sold out already in China, right?
And again, like I'm going to continue to go on record.
They're going to sell out of this car.
I'm going to say it.
They're going to do it.
That doesn't mean you're going to like it.
That doesn't mean it's all the problems you have with it
aren't, you know, correct your judgments against it.
This car is going to sell out and be in demand for Ferrari.
And watch it happen.
Ferrari in a master stroke, unlike our friends at Jaguar,
who didn't know what to do with all the bad press,
has decided to auction off the very first one,
which makes it a collective, a collectible according to them.
But you're going to watch this car go off the charts, right?
Assuming let's see who's doing it first of all and where they're doing it.
And they doing it when we're up in Monterey.
For his first production electric car,
we'll begin life in the billy garage instead.
First example is going to be auctioned off chassis 00 Monterey car.
We are on Sotheby's. There you go.
They're going to auction it off with estimated value in excess of 1.1 million,
nearly double the starting price.
I'm going to go on record and say it's going to go above.
Maybe not much more.
11 let's make some predictions here.
How about you, Johnny, what do you want to predict?
You think it'll make it to 11
Do you think? Yeah, no, it's for charity.
It's for charity, for charity, which means which means tax cheating, which is yeah.
So yeah, I can go for a huge money.
I could say I'm going to go to five.
I think you're spot on.
I hate to agree with you.
This is going to be charity, pebble, RM.
Yeah, it'll be over four.
Wow, really? Charity.
It just means that you get to claim.
I think you could be right.
The Ferrari, the taxist, the Ferrari guys are nuts and they got too much money.
And it's a Ferrari.
I mean, it's going to and I think this is a bold idea.
I think they came up with a really good, bold idea.
It's going to be number two in the mistake department.
They get to see everything.
It's like the second mouse gets the cheese.
That's how that works.
But also with the Jag, we still haven't seen the actual production car yet.
Yeah, this is the actual production car.
Yeah, but it just feels like a hot mess at this point, maybe compared to this.
This thing is this they've turned into something and it's going to be just fine.
It's going to look like that.
By the way, we still have tickets for sale.
I think we do.
We were already like more than half sold out at this point, but I'm not sure.
But if you want to see us, we're in Monterey on Saturday morning, Pebble Beach
Forum, it's always a good show, three of us at least.
Jerry will sign on at the last minute, but he hasn't said no for sure.
So go to Pebble Beach Concord Forum page and buy a ticket there.
And we'll see you up there.
It's always a good time.
We're going to stay for the Concord, too.
Yeah, we're going to stay for the Concord.
And you guys are at the Lodge.
Yes, sir, Spanish Bay.
Sorry. No, no.
I I Spanish Bay is the only place I want to stay.
What's that?
The only place I ever want to stay is Spanish Bay.
Yeah, yeah, that's mine.
I don't mind people alone.
Now you're just reminding me they didn't refund the money I paid for your hotel room.
Different hotel.
I'm not staying there after all that work we did to get in these rooms.
Mercedes swooped in and saved the day.
They did.
They did have to we save the day.
Mercedes is also sending us a card leaving us a car at the airport.
Nice. It's really nice.
Yes.
And I heard there might even be a little tennis up there for me, which is going to be fun.
And it's Spanish Bay.
Are you going to buy some of my friends from last year?
Oh, yeah.
Yes, sir.
Raging cough.
Yeah, we'll come over and we'll smoke a cigar for sure.
You know, I couldn't help but think when we were at the show yesterday,
and I didn't know if you felt this way.
But I was looking at the new cars and the old cars again,
and I was kind of feeling again and again, this isn't a judgment
or my personal feeling about old cars, but that old cars were over for now.
Like even looking at the 250 short wheel base and those rare old mirrors,
I just felt there was no real excitement about that stuff there.
And this younger generation is focused on the new stuff.
Well, and and and this is always a bellwether.
What happens in August in Monterey?
I think we were going to see that.
I think we saw it a few years ago.
We did. We saw it 22 years ago.
Yes.
You noticed it was all about hypercars and rear one offs and everything else.
All right.
And we thought it might be temporary, but that shift has stayed.
Yeah. But and I still have no interest in the new stuff.
The old stuff appeals to me.
Hence why I like to gear so much.
I'm, you know, I'm lost in the 20th century.
But the young the youngsters do.
They like the newer stuff. Absolutely.
They don't have any market. The market, too.
The market has shifted. That's right.
You know, and then we have these weird, you know,
the F 40s, the F 50s, the Carrera GTs.
But I I do believe that things also like the BMWs
I have from the 80s and the 90s are what?
Yeah, or more, more what the market is seeking and beyond that.
Yeah, it'll be good.
Well, it'll be fun.
You know, with our little dealership, we can throw stuff up and try it out.
We already have over a million dollars in sales, Johnny.
Was you sell the in dollars?
What you sell with two cars?
Which cars?
We sold a two RS and we sold a Zagato.
Those are gone. OK, some more cars here.
We've got we've got some consignments coming in.
People have been sending us stuff that we're back there.
Do you have any consignment cars up on the website?
Not yet. We haven't updated it yet.
But the Range Rover is going to be up there.
There's a nice 996 GT3 Manta racing.
Oh, yeah.
And some other cool cars.
We're just figuring it all out.
But it'll be it'll be fun to see like what we get.
I mean, we already have a little bit of an indicator
just based on some of the stuff that we floated out there.
Yeah. You know, and how hard it is to sell.
I bumped into the other owner of the Zagato in LA yesterday
and he sold that car.
He said very quickly.
So both Zagatos have left LA.
Oh, wow. That's the end of the LA.
Zagatos, ours is in Detroit now and his went to a broker
and I'm not sure where it's going to end up.
But often to the world, they go.
OK, OK. Yeah.
Yeah. And if we can find that other car
that you and I were into, what was that?
Bizzarini. The Bizzarini.
Put up on the on the browser, Bizzarini Resto Mod.
This blue one right there.
See that thing?
It was at Goodwood.
Did you not see it there?
I didn't see it.
Look at this. That's pretty good.
It's still not as good.
This is Funkadelic.
This is old and new and it sounds good in the interiors.
Brent Wright, Suckerman, what is it mysterious?
They're making ten of these, I think.
How many are they making?
It's just not as good as an actual Bizzarini.
But I don't know.
Yes and no.
I drove one at Amelia.
The real Bizzarini.
Yeah, I hopped in this guy's car.
They were doing they were doing like a tour.
And he's like, hey, remember, I brought this to Helms.
I'm like, I do remember this car.
He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I drove it.
It was just fucking brilliant.
It's 327 or 427
It was a 5300
So it was it was a Chevy motor.
It was let's get some.
We got 350
Let's get this car up.
Let's see some specs on this car.
Let's read about this.
And so this is news.
This is brand new.
Yeah, we want to talk about this one for a second.
Here we go. Bizzarini is 5300
A Puerta Lusso is limited carbon fiber,
open top roadster with a V8 manual gearbox
and only ten initial builds.
Go down.
Why haven't we been offered this sucker?
And most convertibles are just normal cars
that just get a haircut immediately
and started calling themselves lifestyle objects.
The Bizzarini 5300
a Puerta Lusso is not that.
It looks like a lost Italian grand tour.
All right, let's get down to specs.
Look at the backside right there.
It's good. It's so good.
Bigger, though, it's too.
All right. Hey, Bizzarini, don't listen to Johnny.
Listen to me and Suckerman.
OK, limited production, open top.
Did you see we saw?
I want to see more about the motor.
Go down a little more.
Look at that.
I mean, maybe it's just the color that's, you know,
I always lose my mind over this with the with that light
metallic blue and the silver right there
because you got a little bit of that Porsche target.
There are no more specs on what it is.
Giogiaro, we like that because it's our tire sponsor.
Here we go.
Five point three liter V8 manual transmission
set up for old school driver engagement.
What else do you know?
Modern comforts like air conditioning,
MagSafe charging, weather sealing
and concealed sound system with car play.
All right, I'm in.
Is there a price?
What are they charging?
It's got to be a million.
I don't think I've seen a number involved yet.
And and where is Bizarini, Johnny?
I mean, this sounds like it's British, but.
I'm also racking my brain.
What's that?
Who the hell makes a five point three liter V8 these days?
Like it's got to be going to take an old 327
or 350
Where are they going to?
I mean, the Chevy crepe motor.
I guess it's a crepe motor.
That's a lot of money.
I mean, well, if it's got a Chevy crepe motor in it, I don't want it.
Well, the original.
Be three days.
They all did.
They all did have Chevy.
That was the whole deal.
Dude, just wait, wait, wait.
To pull to the car and driver.
Yeah, there you go.
OK, forget it. Yeah.
That's about right.
Well, maybe.
Look at that.
It's pretty good.
Just just for those watching on YouTube, just do the Google
like Bitsarini 5300
Not the rest of the Smires got a nice bizarini.
We've seen those.
They're beautiful.
They are.
Yeah.
They're great.
Like hard side.
Yeah, the green, green cars.
Amazing.
Yeah, that's beautiful.
That's the Bitsarini.
I don't know.
That's you know, it's gorgeous.
You're not wrong about that.
That's an amazing spec.
Is that that's an old car?
That's a race car.
Yeah, that's a restored.
That's beautiful.
Yeah.
That's absolutely stunning.
Yeah.
What a livery.
I've never seen that car before.
And what are these run?
A couple of mil.
Yeah.
Depending.
You could.
This one you ran up.
Is a race car.
This is this is a lot.
But if the street cars are a lot less and the
because the race cars are all race, they ran them all.
You know, do you have any other angles on that?
That's a gorgeous car.
There's a front angle down to the lower left.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
Spectacular.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'd be into this.
Yeah.
All the guys that got chucked out of Ferrari in the early 60s,
they went on to design this and they had took a ready made Chevy motor
that was dependable.
You could really get horsepower out of it and they have the aerodynamics down.
That's yeah.
I mean, like literally for this first thing,
but Bitsarini was the he was behind the 250 platformer Ferrari.
He did the 250 GTO and then the Palace Revolt.
He got booted out by Enzo's wife.
He did the bread van for Drago, whatever the guy's name was,
kept Drago and then he started his own company and then he kind of
then started doing like ESOs.
ESO Revolt, Bitsarini.
Yeah.
But so he was a genius.
And it's like Ferrari chose his wife over his chief engineer.
There you go.
Well, if I could get that spectacular looking thing.
I mean, that's just amazing.
This car just amazing.
Who's got this car, the 24th and final?
No, this is a continuation.
No, the last Bitsarini.
This one.
This is a continuation.
Is that a continuation model?
24th.
Okay.
But still, this is okay.
Well, where did it go?
So when did they make this?
I knew it looked too new.
The revival edition model.
This is what the race cars look like.
See, I'm in the right spot.
So maybe they made these coupes and now they're making the key at Targa.
Simon Boosby.
Simon Boosby call us.
We would like some of these bizarinis.
We want this car.
Yes, Simon.
Find out who has this car and have them offered to us.
Even just the street one is so good.
Look at this.
Look at that.
Yeah, that's good.
I like this better than the other one,
but I'll take either one.
That looks like an original spec.
God damn it.
That's making me crazy.
And anyway, that's our show, ladies and gentlemen.
Don't forget,
Jimmethy is roaming the streets of Seattle
and we're in love with him.
Don't run him over, please.
There he is.
I don't know what that was.
Is that like a sniper rifle that appears on him?
He looks like Jimmethy.
But you understand what I mean.
This thing living in public out in the wild,
it's not going to be a good...
Somebody's going to either shoot Jimmethy
or run him over.
No, he's going to be so well taken care of.
He's going to be 70 pounds, Jimmethy.
Well, from your mouth to God's ears.
There you go.
We'll see you next week on Spikes Car Radio.
You
Original notes
The guys review the confusing Porsche 911 Targa 4 GTS, drive the $34K Subaru WRX through Wales, and examine spy shots of a ducktail Porsche 911 GT3 mule. Plus: a Little League president steals $64,000 for BlueChew, a Florida woman gets a license plate that says SQUEEZE A**, and Seattle's favorite raccoon, Jimothy, earns his rightful place in internet history.
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Jonny just got back from Goodwood and drove the new entry-level Subaru WRX. His verdict: for 34 grand, it punches way above its weight. Back stateside, Jonny puts the Porsche 911 Targa 4 GTS T-Hybrid through its paces. The 3.6-liter single-electric-turbo hybrid setup makes 532 hp and 449 lb-ft, hits 60 in 2.7 seconds, and costs $206K base. That's Turbo S performance from six years ago, basically.
Spy shots of a Porsche 911 GT3 test mule with a ducktail spoiler have the crew speculating: fixed-wing touring package, tribute model, or a 4.2-liter farewell variant? Nobody knows, and that's half the fun.
Spike and Zuckerman recap the Treasure State Cars and Coffee in Culver City, a curated gathering that surfaced gems like Bruce Meyer's 1961 Ferrari 250 GT Short Wheelbase. The real debate: why does Los Angeles, a city drowning in great cars, still not have its own major concours?
The broader auto industry conversation touches on VW Group financial trouble, potential model cuts, Lucid layoffs, and Chinese EV brands quietly eating Toyota's lunch in international markets. Ferrari, meanwhile, is auctioning Chassis 00 of the Luce at RM Sotheby's during Monterey Car Week for charity.
Spike also walks through the stunning Bizzarrini 5300 Aperta Lusso and discusses whether younger collectors are cooling on 1960s classics in favor of modern hypercars. Jimothy the raccoon. Google him. You're welcome.
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Timestamps:
00:00 - Jimothy the raccoon
02:36 - Gems at Treasure State cars and coffee
07:31 - Why Subaru is so GOOD right now
10:20 - Mystery ducktail Porsche 911 leaked
17:21 - Porsche 911 Targa 4 GTS review
21:51 - Troubling times in the car market
25:09 - Sheffield Sport is OUT NOW!
27:27 - The world's best license plates
30:43 - Insane stolen Porsche video
32:49 - Man embezzles money to buy BlueChew
37:03 - New entries to the SCR Green Room
43:25 - Ferrari Luce
46:59 - The state of the classic car market
49:37 - Bizzarrini 5300 Aperta Lusso
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