S2 Ep22: The Cars We've Bought Recently, And Audi Charged HOW MUCH For A Q7?!
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Alfa Mito
The Alfa Mito is a small car made by Alfa Romeo. It's known for being fun to drive and has a stylish design that many people like.
Term
kilometers
A kilometer is a way to measure distance, similar to miles. It's used in many countries to show how far something is.
Car
Land Rover Range Rover
The Range Rover is a fancy SUV that can drive well on rough roads and is also very comfortable inside. It's a popular choice for people who want a mix of luxury and off-road ability.
Car
Porsche 911
The Porsche 911 is a famous sports car that many people love for its speed and unique shape. It's been around for a long time and is known for being fun to drive.
Car
Land Rover Discovery 4
The Land Rover Discovery 4 is a type of SUV that is great for driving on rough terrain and has a lot of space inside for passengers and cargo. It's a popular choice for people who need a reliable vehicle for adventures.
Term
engine swap
An engine swap is when you take out the engine from a car and put in a different one. People do this to make the car faster or to fix a broken engine.
Car
Kia Picanto
The Kia Picanto is a small, budget-friendly car that's easy to drive around town. It's great for getting from place to place without spending a lot of money.
Part
head gasket
The head gasket is a part of the engine that keeps everything sealed tight. If it fails, it can cause serious engine problems, like mixing oil and coolant, which can lead to overheating.
Term
dyno
A dyno is a machine that tests how powerful an engine is. It helps car enthusiasts understand how well their car is performing and if it needs any adjustments.
Car
Defender
The Defender is a tough vehicle made for off-roading. It's known for being very strong and can handle rough terrains, making it popular with people who love outdoor adventures.
Brand
Jaguar
Jaguar is a famous British car brand that makes luxury cars. They are known for their sporty designs and high performance.
Brand
Triumph
Triumph is another British car brand that used to make sports cars. They are known for models like the Spitfire, which is a small, fun car to drive.
Brand
Mini
Mini is a British car brand that makes small, stylish cars. The Mini Cooper is one of their most famous models, known for being fun to drive and easy to park.
Car
Land Rover Defender
The Land Rover Defender is a tough car made for driving on rough roads and in nature. People love it because it can handle tough conditions and is great for adventures.
Term
Overlander vehicle
An Overlander vehicle is built for long trips and rough roads, usually set up for camping and adventure.
Car
BMW 6 Series
The BMW 6 Series is a fancy car made for long drives and comfort. It's designed to look good and feel nice while driving, and it has been around for a long time in different versions.
Car
Honda Crv
The Honda CR-V is a type of SUV that is popular for its roomy interior and good reliability. It's often chosen by families because it has a lot of space for passengers and cargo.
Term
turbo
A turbo is a part that makes an engine more powerful by pushing more air into it, which helps it burn more fuel. This can make the car go faster.
Term
car lift
A car lift is a tool that helps you lift a car up so you can work on it more easily. It makes it easier to reach the bottom of the car for repairs or maintenance.
Car
Volkswagen Touareg V10 TDI
The Volkswagen Touareg V10 TDI is a big SUV that has a strong diesel engine. It's designed for both comfort and off-road driving, which makes it special among SUVs.
Car
Peugeot 205
The Peugeot 205 is a small car that was made by the French company Peugeot. It was popular for being fun to drive and was used in racing events.
Part
bumpers
Bumpers are the big parts at the front and back of a car that help protect it in case of a crash. They can also have decorative pieces called trim.
Part
trim
Trim is the parts of a car that make it look nicer, like the decorative pieces on the bumpers. Sometimes, these parts can be expensive to replace or repaint.
Car
BMW 130I
The BMW 1 Series is a small car that feels sporty and fun to drive. It's a good choice if you want a luxury car that isn't too big.
Term
horsepower
Horsepower is a way to measure how powerful an engine is. The more horsepower a car has, the faster it can go and the quicker it can accelerate.
Part
coilovers
Coilovers are special parts that help improve how a car handles and rides. They can be adjusted to make the car sit lower or higher, which is great for racing or track driving.
Concept
Brands Hatch
Brands Hatch is a well-known racetrack in England where many car races take place. It's famous for its challenging layout and has been used for important racing events.
Concept
Cadwell Park
Cadwell Park is another racetrack in England that is popular with car enthusiasts. It has a lot of hills and turns, making it a fun and challenging place to drive.
Concept
Castle Combe
Castle Combe is a racetrack in England where different types of car races happen. It has a mix of fast and tricky sections for drivers to navigate.
Car
BMW 540I
The BMW 5 Series is a comfortable and fancy car that's good for long drives. It's known for being fun to drive and has lots of high-tech features.
Car
BMW M5
The BMW M5 is a fast and powerful car that looks like a regular sedan but drives like a race car. People talk about it because it has special features that make it really fun to drive.
Car
BMW 330D
The BMW 330D is a type of car that offers a good mix of power and fuel efficiency. It's part of the BMW 3 Series, which is known for being fun to drive and comfortable.
Car
Audi S3
The Audi S3 is a small car that is really fast and fun to drive. It has a nice interior and is a good mix of luxury and sportiness.
Car
BMW E46
The BMW 3 Series is a small luxury car that is fun to drive and comfortable. The E46 model is especially liked because it's reliable and has a sporty feel.
Car
Tesla Model Y
The Tesla Model Y is a modern electric SUV that can drive long distances without needing gas. It's popular because it's high-tech and good for the environment.
Car
Nissan Qashqai
The Nissan Qashqai is a small SUV that's good for families because it has a lot of space and is easy to drive. It's popular because it works well for everyday use.
Car
Porsche Taycan
The Porsche Taycan is a fast electric car that looks like a sports car. It's popular because it drives really well and can go far on a single charge.
Car
Alpina B3
The Alpina B3 is a special version of the BMW 3 Series that is faster and more luxurious. It's a great choice if you want a sporty car that also feels really nice inside.
Car
Mclaren P1
The McLaren P1 is an extremely fast and expensive car that uses both gas and electricity to go super fast. It's a very special car that only a few people can own.
Car
Lamborghini Miura
The Lamborghini Miura is a classic sports car known for being very fast and beautiful. It's considered one of the first supercars and is highly valued by collectors.
Car
Land Rover Discovery
The Land Rover Discovery is a big SUV that can drive well on both regular roads and rough paths. It's popular because it's roomy and has lots of features.
Car
BMW M3
The BMW M3 is a super sporty version of the 3 Series that is really fast and fun to drive. The E46 model is famous for being a great mix of performance and comfort.
Car
Ferrari 250
The Ferrari 250 GTO is a very famous and expensive sports car from the 1960s, known for its beauty and speed. It's considered one of the best cars ever made and is highly sought after by collectors.
Car
Pontiac GTO
The Pontiac GTO is a classic car from the 1960s known for being really fast and powerful. It's important in car history because it helped start the trend of muscle cars.
Car
Audi Q7
The Audi Q7 is a big, fancy SUV that can carry a lot of people and stuff. It's known for being comfortable and having cool technology inside.
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And it is a real sign of the times, isn't it?
Yeah.
The Chinese have come in and they are dominating.
Hello, everyone, and welcome back to the Auto Highly Podcast.
Home of automotive financial mistakes, our life in cars, and your questions answered today, Rory.
Taylor and I will fill your ear and your eye holes with discussions about what we've been up to.
We'll play how much that.
We bring about how much that. Taylor's going to be in charge of that.
And we'll try to help a couple of you guys with your keep or quit dilemmas.
But before that, a massive hello to Tony Alderson, who, inspired by us, is picking up his 05 plate box duress.
John Bolzer, going for a honey or operation on the 8th of November.
You've had a minor procedure.
No, major surgery is going to be out for months.
It's all right, John. You'll be back to it later on in that day.
You've had one of them, haven't you?
I have, yeah. And John, you will be back home the same day, and it's like nothing ever happened.
I know this is a silly question, but do all herniers come through your belly button?
No.
Or can they be elsewhere?
No, they can be all over the shop. They can be in your gut and all over.
It's usually like gut abdomen, and it's usually your groin area as well.
You know, in that little bit there, the V, you get lots there.
John, you'll be absolutely fine. It's a minor procedure.
I can say that now because I'm over it.
I can poke my belly button now, and it doesn't hurt.
So it was just not with that arm, though?
No, no. My shoulder's knackered, yeah.
What was all that big deal about then back when you were saying,
I can't lift this wheel two weeks after the thing?
Yeah, but you can't actually lift stuff because you've just been stitched up,
so you can't lift stuff for a while.
But apparently it was a minor procedure.
Yeah, but they say you can't lift anything for like six weeks.
But this went on for months.
Yeah, of course it's going to milk it.
It still goes on today.
I'm going to milk it, man. Of course I am.
Anyway, shut up. John, you'll be fine.
We've got Kenny Smith, who's loving all of our recent series, and so are we.
Daniel Bambrick in the midst of a big turbo project on his Alfa Mito.
Daft technician Matthias, who informs us that their new trucks
need oil services every 200,000 kilometers.
What?
Do you remember when we were talking about oil services
and how it's like 20,000 miles is crazy?
That can't be good for it.
I know it can, but should it?
Well, Matthias says it's all right, so that's his job.
So we'll allow it.
That's a long service interval.
We've got Scott Seymour, who's emailed in
to try to sell me his R56 Cooper S after he heard me say last time
that I'd never buy a Mini and I stand by it.
So Scott, don't want to buy it.
You should buy it.
Don't do it, Scott.
No.
We've got Ty Olyphant repairing forklifts.
We've got Leo Farqua also trying to sell me a Ropi R56 Mini Cooper S.
Stop it.
And we've got...
Roy's Mum Jackie.
Any Jackie news?
Any Jackie news?
Not really.
No.
OK.
No, she's not...
Just doing mum things?
Yeah, just being a mum.
She's been out doing burnouts in that jazz again.
You know, she still loves her jazz.
Really?
That's good.
Anyway, let's move on to what we've been up to.
It's been...
I'm going to start.
OK.
Busy couple of weeks.
Put it this way.
I can't count the amount of cars I've bought on one hand.
It takes me like two and a half hands to count how many cars I've bought.
It's 11.
It's not 11.
It's 11.
It's eight.
No, it's more than that.
No, it's not.
It's eight.
Eight is enough.
Before we counted the one that you got from Tom Lempfall.
Which one was that?
No, no, it was eight.
That was included in that one.
It's eight.
Anyway, eight cars is obscene.
Can you tell that we've got a new storage unit?
Yeah.
Yeah, we're filling it right up.
However, I've been getting rid of cars as well.
So I've got rid of three cars in the paddock.
Yeah.
So we're making space.
OK, so more you need to get rid of.
No, no.
We'll get onto that as well.
We're definitely not.
Right.
Because I've been enjoying my purple veins over 4.2 inches.
You should sell it.
Why should I sell it?
You should just sell it.
Why?
You should sell it for me.
It's perfect for me.
Someone that's going to, you know, cherish it and care for it.
All right.
If anyone is out there and wants to buy one, just let us know.
Someone who's going to look after it.
Someone who's cool enough and dapper enough to actually pull that car off.
Yeah.
Because none of us sitting on these sofas are.
You should tell it to me.
Why?
Because I like it.
I don't care.
I know you like it, but that usually isn't your reasoning.
It's...
Egg.
I just like the car.
Sell me the car.
No, it's not going to be sold to you.
Although it is a 10 grand car, but I'll take it.
It's just wasteful.
Why?
Because it's just sitting in that pad.
No, it's not.
I've been driving a lot.
No.
And it will go.
Trust me.
I know I've been driving a lot because I've been at the fuel station.
And then Rory will just end up scrapping it.
No.
Because that's what he does with all of them.
I wouldn't scrap that.
That's a Range Rover.
Isn't it?
That's still worth money every day.
You say that's Alex's Range Rover.
Yes.
Alex is one true love Range Rover.
No, that is Taylor's.
Sorry, I mean Alex's.
Whoa.
Sorry.
Whoa.
I'll sell it to you for £8,000.
No.
We'll then move on.
Sell it.
It's not for sale.
Sell me the car.
No.
I don't know what you want.
You will have it, and then you'll do your classic Taylor thing, and within a month go,
I've sold it.
No.
I'm selling it.
I don't sell cars anymore.
You hoard.
I do hoard.
You're a hoard.
I do hoard.
That's something we both have in common, isn't it at the moment, Taylor?
Why is that, Rory?
Well, we counted off our cars, and we realised there were quite a few.
And some counted off their cars, and realised they were more than he even remembered.
Yeah, I've got that.
But we will move on to that after Alex is asleep.
So, yeah, bought Range Rover, and I'm loving that.
I have also bought the UK's highest mileage Porsche 911, which you guys will see on the
main channel next week.
It's very ropey.
The mileage starts with a three, and it's on its original engine.
It is absolutely mental.
It was on auto-trader on piss and heads all over the shop a couple of weeks ago.
So that is now in my hands.
It's currently on the trailer.
We've got big plans for that.
If you want to see that car, then check out the main channel episode next week on Thursday.
Got filming to do with that.
And what?
It's very rusty.
It really is, yeah.
I've also bought, or we have also bought, well, Rory on my behalf has bought a Discovery 4.
Another one.
Another one.
Third time's a charm, right?
Yeah, but if it breaks again, then you have to pay for everything.
Has he not told you?
Does it count that it's already broken?
It counts.
Okay, we haven't bought a car then.
We have.
It's in the paddock.
Okay.
It doesn't count.
It doesn't count.
We've bought a Discovery 4, very, very low mileage, very, very high spec for a very, very good price.
However, it does have a slight issue.
Rory, what's that issue?
The engine's gone.
Yeah.
At 22,000 miles.
Although we do believe there's been some sort of servicing issue or something like that, where it just hasn't...
Something has happened.
No, no, it's been serviced regularly.
No, no, no.
Has it been filled with sand instead of oil?
No, there were two years where it sat for some reason, which is weird, because it's only got 21,000 miles on it.
And that's what breaks an engine?
Well, no, no, but I think something has happened in between that time.
Okay.
Something odd is with this car.
Okay, well, it came out of factory with a Land Rover badge on it.
That's what happened.
Fair.
But anyway, we're going to pop a new engine in.
We're just going to pop it in.
Who's going to pop a new engine in it?
I'm going to help as well.
I'm excited for that.
I don't want you to.
Tom Lenthal gave us a very good deal on this car.
With the fact that he knew the only reason he gave us a good deal was Taylor was going to have to take the body off a Land Rover and then have to do an engine swap.
And he gleefully was saying this because he wants to come round and just watch and then do his classic Tom Lenthal thing going, I wouldn't have done that.
He's going to be sitting there on the sidelines with his cup of tea and his vape.
He's just going to be heckling you from the sides.
Do you know what?
I would actually genuinely happily put an engine in that if you all buggered off and left me alone.
You've got 24 hours.
That's fine.
As long as you bugger off and leave me alone.
How about we put an M57 in it?
I really just don't want you squeaking your way around the workshop, getting all the wrong tools out and trying to put things on and then leaving all the shit everywhere.
I will say, the only two people who have used tools have been you two so far and we are already missing souls in our new tool chef.
What?
Have you been choreing tools?
Purposely have not used the new toolbox apart from the tape measure in the bottom drawer.
Why do you need a tape measure?
And that toolbox started to be used on the most recent build, which is your land rover and there are things missing.
Don't point at me.
We're pointing at you.
Don't point at me.
There's only one person who's been using it except for him.
They're going to be around, aren't they?
They're going to be on the floor droop.
The floor droop.
Right.
Let's move on.
We've gone live with our Matwood tickets, 23rd of November.
Tickets are selling very quickly.
We've got a thousand tickets.
It's one of those cases if you know about Matwood.
If you do know and you want to come along and support, it's going to be a fantastic event on the 23rd.
We have also gone live with our Christmas meet tickets at Dunkartons on the 2nd of December.
They are 63% sold already.
Really?
Yes, it's like two days ago.
I'll tell you what, Dunkartons, if you haven't been there, it's a venue in China.
Near Cheltenham.
It's basically got about seven different food vendors inside with a massive bar linked to it.
Then you just grab your individual food and then you then all sit on the bar.
Do you get the buzzy things?
You do get the buzzy things.
You get the buzzy things.
You don't have to sit next to it.
Then you just drink beer while waiting for your food.
It's such a cool environment as well.
Honestly, I cannot wait for that.
If you want to come to that amazing food, we're going to be off on stage while doing a bit of a podcast.
A bit of a chat with you guys.
Mike Ferney, I think, is going to come along as well.
Is he?
He's got some news, hasn't he?
He has.
Yeah.
We've got a new section.
Maybe you should add that in later.
Oh, OK.
Shall I have a YouTuber news?
Yeah, YouTuber news.
Also on the weekend, something wholesome family related went to Q Gardens for Halloween.
You are obsessed with Q Gardens.
Well, we've got a ticket.
If you ever want to meet Alex, just hang around in Q Gardens.
If you want to meet me, I do weekly meets at Q Gardens.
No, Q Gardens really put on a good show.
They really do.
Christmas as well is fantastic.
So, yeah, if you want something to do with Littlelands, which Rory, you'll probably be asking me advice
about, you know, Littlelands and what to do.
Oh, well, Bailey, yeah.
Bailey, what your depressed dog?
He's not depressed.
He's so depressed.
Bailey is having the time of his life.
Yes, when you're not at home.
No.
When you call him a depressed dog, because every time...
Taylor, did he look like a depressed dog?
No.
No.
Yes, because Ellie was around.
He loves Ellie.
He hates Rory.
He hates you.
So, yeah, that's pretty much me.
Bore lots of cars and I'm very excited.
Oh, we're forgetting a big purple elephant in the room.
Oh, yeah, that is large.
It's large, but I'm not sure we can address it yet.
Oh.
We haven't addressed any of those cars.
So, we've all bought cars now for a new series in the new year.
I'm looking at it.
It's chrome.
There's lots of chrome bumpers on it.
It's purple and there's a big ornament on the bonnet.
Brilliant.
It's large.
So, that is for four luxury cars.
Don't give the game away, man.
I never said luxury.
It could be a picanto with bits.
It's our three luxury cars and we're going to drive all the way to...
But I think we've just decided they is going to be Casablanca in Morocco.
All the Sahara.
We might go to the Sahara.
But either way, they're going to Africa.
They're going to Africa, yeah.
And my car currently doesn't run particularly well.
But it was dropped off yesterday.
Shout out to Kyle, our friend Kyle.
Yeah.
And also Jamie.
They had the worst journey.
The worst.
So, they left at 9 a.m. yesterday.
They drove to Yorkshire.
They looked over the car for me because we were very busy yesterday.
And then they managed to leave at 4 p.m.
And they should have got back at 8.
They got back at half past 3 in the morning.
Mad.
Mad because the M40 was closed because apparently there was a massive accident.
Laurie had gone across the Central Reservation.
And this morning, the M40 was still shut.
Yes.
So, yeah, big shunt and they had to actually turn around on the M40.
Shall we move on, Roy?
What are you being up to?
Well, it's a Bailey update.
Yeah.
He's just a great dog.
A pup date.
Yeah, a pup date.
So, we've always kept him downstairs.
Yeah.
How's that working out for you?
It was working out alright.
Ellie decided that we sort of, we've always been putting him in our little conservantry bit.
And then we shut the door and then we leave him in there.
And he seats quite happy.
And then Ellie decided over the last few days to maybe just open it up and then let him have the downstairs of the house.
Oh, okay.
So, he's taking over downstairs already?
Yeah, he's taking over.
Yeah.
And anyway, about midnight, the night before last, just hear this little scurry come up the stairs.
Bear in mind, he doesn't come upstairs.
And then he runs and then jumps on the bed.
Oh.
And then Ellie then goes, oh, and then she quickly scurries him back downstairs and she comes back up and then looks at me.
And I just look there with my smoke face on and she's like, don't say a word.
Because I was saying that we should maybe leave the door shut.
Yeah.
Turns out we should leave the door shut.
Yeah.
But you weren't smoking?
I wasn't smoking.
I didn't say anything.
I'm sure she's not listening to this right now.
Hello.
I love you.
So question, did he run up the stairs?
Were there perhaps fireworks nearby?
No.
I think he just wants to play.
He wants to assert his dominance over you.
No, no, no.
That dog, you know what?
To say that we, you know, obviously are very car people, car YouTubers, stuff like that.
I've never met a dog who does not want to be near a car more than him.
Oh, really?
Oh, trying to get him to get in a car is getting a proper problem.
Oh dear.
Yeah.
Like if you, if you, if you, he knows when he's getting in a car and you're like, come on, come on.
And then he will do everything and he will sit there.
So question, which car is it you're trying to get him into?
Any car.
Okay.
Like your cars are they owned by you?
Yeah.
We were trying to get him in the mini.
He didn't, he didn't like the mini.
He doesn't want to be near you.
No, it's not that.
He didn't want to get in Ellie's car.
Okay.
Yeah.
What's Ellie's car?
The Range Rover.
Okay.
The Range Rover.
But yeah, he just didn't want to get in the car.
I tried to get him in the mini thinking that maybe a smaller car where he could see us might be better.
No, I just, it made me feel even worse.
Cause I turned around and I could just see him looking terrified in the back.
Like, but yeah, that's, that's, that's a Bailey update for you.
Yeah.
Good pop date.
Yeah.
What else has happened?
My mini is great.
What's wrong with your mini Rory?
It's great.
I just said it's great.
What was that video you sent?
Whether it was a bubbling.
No, no.
And there was lots of spray up the inside of the bonnet.
Yeah.
And there was lots of you saying, oh, the bloody head gasket's definitely gone now.
Yeah, great.
Yeah, there was that wasn't there.
Yeah.
The head gasket is gone now.
Oh really?
Yeah.
Well, slash we think it was probably always gone.
Yeah.
Oh dear.
And it may have just got probably a bit worse.
Can we put it on a dyno and just send it and see what happens?
No, cause it's still savable at the moment.
No, let's just kill it.
It's already had a head gasket.
So we just kill it?
Yeah.
I think that needs to be scrapped.
But I think we know what's, I think the engine's got very hot because of this cat.
And I think it's just new itself again.
No, no, no, no.
That is a thing.
That is a thing.
That is a thing.
So Painter Chris, he was right.
What?
Now it is just a really nice parts car.
So we should part it out and see how much money we can make.
Oh, yes.
There's a second part to the series.
Or we put a K20 in it.
No.
Uh, what else has happened?
Oh, I've got another car.
Another car.
Another car.
If it's British, no one wants to hear about it.
It's British.
I know it's British.
How many British cars have you got now?
I believe it's seven.
So what?
No.
You've got nine.
Range Rover.
Defender.
Seven.
You've got nine cars.
Seven British cars.
Seven British cars.
Oh my God.
Jaguar.
Triumph.
Jaguar Triumph.
Uh, Land Rover, Land Rover, Land Rover.
No, there's another Land Rover.
There's four Land Rovers.
No, there's no.
Is it?
Range Rover.
Range Rover.
Defender.
Oh shit.
Hold on.
Now I'm getting confused.
Three Land Rover products.
No, three Land Rover products.
Astin.
Triumph.
What am I missing?
Jaguar.
Mini.
Mini?
That's not British.
It is.
It is a British brand.
No.
You can't call that a British brand.
All right.
Six.
No.
Six and a half.
No, no, no, no.
That's not a British car anymore.
It's made in Britain.
It's a German car, man.
It's mini still British.
No, I'm going with it.
So seven British cars.
Fine.
And two German.
Okay.
So talk to us about the new purchase.
Well, you know, obviously we've bought a new crew car.
Yeah.
That sort of left one of the discoveries a bit lonely on its own.
Yeah.
I thought, I've got blue Pete.
You do have blue Pete.
I've got blue Pete.
Have you been grooming me?
I have.
For what?
What?
You don't admit.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
No, no, no.
You've been saying for a while, oh, we need to get rid of blue Pete.
It's just a liability.
We just need a disco for, and now you've got your wicked way.
Don't you?
He's been working on this project for a while.
He's been working me over.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is project disco.
Project Kirsten.
So yeah.
Yeah.
Alex has done me an extremely good deal.
Done and restored.
Very, very generous deal.
Done and restored, yeah.
Yeah.
And I now have blue Pete, which lovely car, but I've realized I bought another project.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So yeah.
It's really cool though.
I mean, a V8 swapped discovery should be the perfect car, shouldn't it?
Yeah.
Especially for you.
You know what?
Is the more that I thought about it, it was like, it did make sense at the time to do
it as the crew car.
But then the more you thought about it and the more that we were like, if we were 2000 miles
away from home on one of these road trips and something went wrong, because it's such
a unique build, there's no one would have had anything parts or anything like that that
we could have done.
And the fact it gets 22 MPG, that is also not great is quite long and a very long road
trip.
And also I will say the MPG is bad, but also the fuel tank is not massive.
No.
No.
Which I did.
Yeah.
So I had under a quarter of a tank and I put in, what did I put?
I put 70 quid in yesterday and that took me to a full tank.
Because the Range Rover tanks are bigger than the...
Range Rover is much bigger.
Much bigger.
Yeah.
So the Range Rover is like a hundred and ten, no, a hundred and ninety five litres.
And I think that's only a 70 litre tank.
I think it might be 80, no?
No.
No.
I think it's like a 70 or 75.
Which isn't enough for an engine like that.
No.
No.
Not for a massive V8.
Yeah.
But yeah, I've got it.
And now I have a dilemma.
Yeah.
Do I?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
So sell the car.
Sell it.
Get rid of it.
Free up some money and invest in it.
I'm still on the fence here.
My Defender is my Overlander vehicle.
Sell it.
Well, why don't you make Blue Peter your Overlander vehicle?
But I could make Blue Peter the Overlander.
I could.
And then it probably would do everything better than the Defender.
Yes.
You think?
Except.
Breakdown.
It wouldn't be as cool.
No.
I think your car's cool.
I don't think your car's cool.
No, no, no.
I don't think your car's cool.
It is in Birmingham.
You should know.
You're a fan of Birmingham cars.
No.
The Defender's myth.
I think the Discovery is cooler.
No.
I agree.
I also agree.
No.
If it was a stock car fare, but it's not.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I'm on the fence.
And the Defender has been...
I have done everything on that car myself.
It shows.
That's why it shows.
It really shows.
Especially the paint.
Have you seen the woodwork?
It's not terrible in the back.
It's my first big, big project car that I've gone through.
Like, what that car started to what it is now.
OK.
Well, you've got six other project cars.
No, no, no.
But that one's like, I don't know.
That, I would say, I know it's crazy to you guys,
but that is in comparison to your six series in film.
We would never consider selling those cars.
The fact that you're considering talking about it...
That's why I'm still not...
But the difference is we would never talk about it.
The thing is, in my logical brain, because, you know,
that's the way I work.
You don't have a logical brain.
No, I do.
You don't even have a bloody brain.
I have a logic.
He's talking shit.
In my brain, it's screaming, sell it, sell it, sell it.
But my heart is like, no.
Are you finally admitting that you're emotionally attached to a car?
I think I am, yeah.
Which means that he's probably going to sell it just to prove himself.
Just to prove that the brain will always beat the heart.
Rory has finally seen emotion in a car.
I know.
He's going to sell it now.
There is no sense behind that car at all.
It's like most of our cars, Rory.
I know, but that one especially, it does everything bad.
A Defender is a terrible car.
Everyone knows it.
Finally, is it?
You're admitting this.
Oh, my God.
But I love it.
OK.
I do love it.
Well, then you've got another problem trialled on your hands as well.
So you might as well keep it and then just ruin yourself.
Brilliant.
And we're here to watch it as well.
If we can document it as well, that would be even better.
We'll document your demise with everything you have.
All right.
I mean, it won't take long.
I'm sure the mini will be coming up soon.
Yeah.
That'll be another demising episode.
You've bought the wrong car.
Yeah, you have.
You're an idiot.
Anyway, Taylor, what about you?
Not a massive amount.
Mainly...
I put my six series into storage for the winter in our new storage unit.
Yeah.
How did that go?
Had a bit of an incident.
With?
A fence.
OK.
Hopefully not with the six series.
Not with the six series now.
I put it into storage and my mate Sal followed me down there.
Yeah.
And then I got in his car and we drove off, got a coffee,
and then realised that we left his jump hack in the storage unit.
Yeah.
So I drove back and then the gate was shut.
Mm-hmm.
And then I was like maneuvering.
I accidentally reversed into a fence in his car.
We've not even been in a month, man.
And I broke the fence as well.
Oh, Christ.
And you took that really well.
No, I got really pissed off.
Which car were you in that you backed into?
The Honda CR-V.
Oh, you do love a hit CR-V.
I do love a CR-V.
And he bought it and it was a one owner car.
Absolutely.
Of all the paperwork in it and everything.
And the interior was immaculate.
It's beautiful.
Taylor, do you want to tell your little co-part thing of what Sal did
when you bought it at co-part?
With BCA.
Oh, BCA, sorry.
Oh, yeah.
So, he bought it from BCA.
Really nice car.
And you know what?
I love a Honda CR-V.
Yeah, we know that.
I've always wanted to turbo one.
OK.
I just have this urge, this desire to just fit a turbo.
I don't want to do anything else to it.
I want to leave the suspension standard.
Perfect in every other way.
Perfect.
I just want to put a turbo on it.
OK.
And I want to make it go...
Anyway, he's bought this car and he's walking up
and the lady, you know, gave us the keys
and whatever and she's checking the pit thing
and getting the little keybox out and whatever.
And he's walked up, he's gone, oh, this is nice.
And he's buzzed around the back.
He's opened the boot and he's got the little table out,
you know, the boot floor.
Oh, the table.
And he's put it in front and he's just gone,
what do you think of me, table?
And the woman's just laughing.
She's like, what is going on?
She found it quite funny to be fair.
But yeah, we're walking around BCA.
There's just a CR-V table in the middle of the thing.
Oh, is that the story?
Yeah.
Oh, that was really disappointing.
Oh, OK.
OK.
So are you.
Fair, fair.
Anyway, he bought this mince CR-V
and I smashed it into the fence at our storage unit.
Is it actually done damage to the car?
No, because it's got a spare wheel on the boot.
So it's just the spare wheel pressed up against the fence.
Oh, bloody hell.
The fence on the other hand is in poor overall condition.
So that's why you asked for our new landlord's telephone number.
Yes.
Yeah, so you didn't actually tell me why you needed it.
You just said, I need it for whatever it was.
Yeah.
I've just put my car in storage.
I need his telephone number.
Yeah, I need his telephone number.
I've just smashed up his entire place.
Well, not the whole place.
The farm is on fire.
Just a bit of the fence.
All right.
What have you been up to then, apart from smashing up stuff?
Not a massive amount.
I've been tidying up my unit because I'm getting a new unit
in a few weeks.
OK, nice.
So I'm swapping with a guy called David,
who's got a unit next to mine.
Yep.
My unit currently is Ant Anstead's old unit.
It's where he started off his trade.
And I'm getting a slightly smaller unit,
but it's brand new.
Oh, nice.
And I'll be able to put a lift in it and go full height.
Because at the moment, I can only lift a car half height,
which is a pain in the ass.
Yeah.
Especially if you're trying to do a gearbox service
on a Volkswagen Twyro V10 TDI,
which, as it turns out, is quite a fiddle
because you have to sit on the floor
and get covered in gearbox oil.
You do like sitting down, though.
Yeah.
Do I?
I will say the biggest issue with your current unit, though, Taylor,
is the fact that there's about 20,000 holes in the roof.
Oh, is there?
There's a few, but it adds to the character.
If you ever watched one of Taylor's videos,
just look in the background and you'll just see
the gaps of light just coming in everywhere.
Is he on a YouTube channel?
No, no.
I have. Yeah, it's called Taylor Mae Cars Official
because someone on this podcast stole my name.
Right in if it was you.
No.
I want to invite you to the next podcast.
Wait, wait, wait.
Can we buy it?
Buy what?
Yeah, right in.
Yeah, right in.
I will buy it.
Obviously not.
Obviously, yeah.
No.
And then the price is going up like a personalised number plate.
Right.
Well, anyway, so I'm swapping units.
I'm getting a new one in a couple of weeks time
when I can get my lift out and swap it all over.
Yeah.
So I'm quite excited for that.
Actually, I've been really excited for that.
I've been working on my Peugeot 205.
So I've just got that back from the body shop again,
because I had to do a few more bits to it.
And I've bought some new trims for the bumpers.
I'm going to repaint the plastic bits.
Nice and cheap.
Nope.
Very expensive.
How much is trim?
285 pounds just for the little red bits.
No.
Yeah, quite a lot.
Those really thin red plastic bits.
They're not plastic.
They're metal.
Are they?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Well, that case, yeah, 285 quid bar.
Original Peugeot as well.
Oh, that's awesome.
So yeah, I've been doing that, just cleaning it all up.
And I'm just going to get ready to put that
in wind storage as well.
It's got to go to ASD tuning for a few more bits.
I've got to get the rev counter working
and a few little bits.
But I love that little car.
Yeah, it's a good car.
I absolutely love it.
I did not break down in it the other day,
but I hadn't driven it in a while
and the battery was a bit flat.
So I jumped started it
and I took it to a petrol station
and it wouldn't start
because it had a flat battery.
And I had to, luckily it's quite light.
There was no one in the local area that could help.
Did you bump start it by yourself?
Yeah.
Oh, God.
I pushed it all the way to the back of the petrol station
to the little car park bit.
And it was a slight slope.
And I managed to push it as fast as I could.
I did it four times.
I was very out of breath.
I'd love to have seen that.
But on the fourth car...
If anyone works at that petrol station and has CCTV,
please send it.
It's just a video of me pushing the phone back and forth.
Can you imagine?
Yeah, I was there.
Oh, my God.
I was there.
By the way, I've got a YouTube channel
called Tailor Made Cars.
Anyway, on the fourth car, I managed to get it going.
And, yeah, I got it back to the unit and stuck it on charts.
So no one came over the tenoy.
You know, usually when they say,
get off your mobile phone.
No, I think they were just looking out the window
and going, what is this guy doing?
He's just pushing his car backwards and forwards.
It's like a round pot, though.
Just taking it for a walk.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
But, yeah, I love my little Peugeot.
Yeah.
It's such a good little car.
Good.
And, yeah, I really enjoy it.
Obviously, I am still on a bit of a buying ban.
I'm not buying,
but I have got a couple of extra cars.
You do?
Yeah, I was about to interject there.
So, yeah, I've now got the 130i
that used to belong to you
and used to belong to Carthroal.
Yeah.
They did a little series on judging it up at BDS Motorsport.
Yeah.
And it's got a few little jazzy bits on it.
It does.
300 horsepower.
It has got 300 horsepower.
And I'm quite excited because I was going to tie it up
and sell it, but last year,
I really wanted to get out and do some track time.
Okay.
And I didn't do it.
Yeah.
And this year, I want to push myself.
I think I'm going to get a set of coilovers for it.
Yeah.
I'm going to get a set of tyres and wheels.
Doesn't it have coilovers?
It's got all that stuff, don't it?
No.
I'm going to take the interior out
and I'm going to go on track with it.
And I think Rory wants to come.
I do.
Oh.
I want to learn to get better at track driving.
Yeah.
Because I definitely am the slowest of the three of us
by quite so much.
Oh, country mile.
Maybe not slower than Tom length, though.
No, no.
No, that's important.
Oh, yeah.
He's really slow.
He's old as well.
But he is quite frail.
Sending this clip.
But, yeah, so I want to,
I really want to get back out on track and just do,
you know, I'd really like to do Brandt's Hatch.
I've never done Brandt's.
I'd like to do Bedford as well.
I'd like to do Cadwell again.
I've done Cadwell before.
I love Cadwell.
You know, maybe Castle Coom.
Because I've only ever done that with a caravan attached.
Yeah.
Bloody hell.
That is a throwback in it.
And, you know, a few more.
I really want to get out there and just do a few more tracks.
It was a perfect car to do it with.
Yeah.
And I think it will be reliable, but also good fun.
It's a real drive.
I've only ever had front-wheel drive track cars.
Yeah.
And it's just a bit different.
And I think it's the right amount of power to have to go on track.
Yeah.
I think 300 horsepower is quite a lot.
Yeah.
But it's not too slow.
It's not too fast.
Yeah.
It's not like a dangerous amount of power.
And it's quite linear because it's NA.
Yeah.
So I'm quite excited about that.
I purposely not touched it because I know what I'm like.
Yeah.
I'll get really carried away and then spend loads of money on it.
And then it will sit around every winter and I'll go,
I'm going to feel it because I've been loading on it.
So when spring comes round, I'm going to start judging it.
All right.
And then we are already going to go and smash it up.
Nice.
OK.
And I've also done a deal with you on the KN.
You have.
Yeah.
Sharon.
Sharon the KN.
I've no idea why.
Yeah.
You've got to save a stray.
But I've got to save a stray.
That is literally the reason why.
Yeah.
Fair play.
I want to crush it.
Yeah.
And you're saying it's too good.
Yeah.
It is too good.
It's done like 260,000 or 270,000 a month.
Well, why haven't you saved it then?
Because I'm busy, man.
It's been sat in our car park for over a year now.
No, it has not.
That is a lie.
It's been gone away, broken for over a year.
Yes.
And I've been asking about it a lot.
It's been nearly a year.
Yeah.
It's just been sitting outside a garage, not getting fixed.
Yeah.
Well, then they then found out that there was, it needed a part
that basically Porsche refused to sell separately,
but no one else sells.
And it'll be available on eBay or Facebook or whatever.
But anyway.
Just get it fixed.
I've ordered some bits for you.
You have.
It's broken.
Yeah.
It's broken.
It is, but not for long.
Not for long.
So, yeah, other than that, same amount of cars.
I've been using up my 330D.
Yeah.
I serviced it yesterday.
I bought some white mirror caps for it.
You'll be pleased to know.
Good, yeah.
Getting rid of the carbon fibre ones.
Thank you.
I put a new under tray on it, which I'm going to spoil it.
The spoiler I'm going to keep, but it's going to go sat in black,
not gloss black.
Because that's how it should be from the factory.
OK, all right.
And I've got Apple CarPlay for it.
Lester instead of Birmingham Spectre.
Yeah, it's Lester Spectre.
Oh, Apple CarPlay.
I want to get Apple CarPlay for my Range Rover.
You should sell that car.
No, I shouldn't.
I should keep it forever.
No, you should get a private plate for that car.
I should.
I should, yeah.
No, you should sell it.
Unlike Taylor, don't say what it is,
because if someone will buy it and then try and sell it to you.
Yeah, yeah.
If you don't sell it, I'm going to try and buy one.
And I'm going to make sure mine's nicer than yours.
What is the number plate that you've got?
Is it Tay 15 or something?
Tay 14 or something?
Because I'm going to buy that.
The T4...
Are you just trying to piss me off?
14.
Or Tay 15.
What is this newfound thing of I'm just going to go around
and buy loads of stuff to piss Taylor off?
What is this newfound thing?
No, I think I'm going to do that.
I'm going to get Tay...
Why has this become a thing?
I thought this was just a thing that he does.
This is just a thing.
This is just a thing.
You know, obviously, Channel's done quite well.
I'm just going to go around and buy loads of shit
to piss Taylor off.
And then at the bottom, you know, you can put your logo.
I'm going to put Taylor made cars.
Not official, because I've got Taylor made cars now.
Please write in.
Stick all of your air fresheners and stickers all over it.
Oh, that's nice.
I will set fire to your hair.
Other than that, no update.
Oh, 540i hopefully coming back in this couple of days.
Oh, really?
Very powerful.
I quote, James has said,
this should be a 200-mile-an-hour car.
Bullshit.
Not with that gearbox.
No, it's a six-speed M5 gearbox from factory.
Well, with a large-case diesel.
There's only one way to...
He said it should do 200-mile-an-hours.
It's no longer got a 155-mile-an-hour limiter on it.
OK, fine.
Well, maybe you go out and I'll go out on my M5.
I'm worried that all my trims will fly off.
I'm more worried that your wheels will fall off.
Probably. I've already lost one in that car.
But yeah, so next few days,
the power figures of that car blow my mind.
It's a lot more than I expected
and I'm mega-excited.
Good, good, good. Well, we look forward to hearing about that.
Yeah, and apparently he's done a lot of dyno runs.
It's been touch wood, really reliable.
Oh, nice. Good.
So yeah, very excited about that.
What have we got in here?
Chris from Merch is back.
What have we got?
It's me, if we look in the box.
Look at this.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, everyone, but it's that time again.
Oh.
It's Christmas time.
Yeah, so I'm looking at an auto-Alex advent calendar.
Oh.
Yeah, with little doors.
Yeah.
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Shall we move on now to
with an email from Guy.
A guy called Guy.
He's 18 years old.
And he's written,
Oh, bastard, I hope you're all doing well.
By the way, I am from Yorkshire.
So it's a perfect opportunity for arts to break out.
It was an incredible northern accent.
It's like he's reading it, isn't it?
That is, yeah.
I could do with a bit of advice
on which genre of car to buy.
Genre.
Genre.
What's the genre?
Which like, which version?
You know, genre of music?
Have you never heard that?
Like, do you like hip-hop?
Would you like?
Okay, yeah.
What is your genre of music?
My genre of music.
It depends what mood I'm in.
Taylor Swift.
I'm bored now.
The problem I'm facing,
No, he said,
I'm 18 and have been looking to buy my second car
and upgrade from my little Corsa.
And I've not been able to decide to save my life.
I've gotten so wound up that I don't know
whether to scratch my watch
or wind my arse.
Scratch?
Scratch?
What a fantastic face.
I'm an 18-year-old.
He is so wise beyond his years.
I get it now.
It's good, isn't it?
The problem I'm facing is whether or not to go all out
and buy an obtainable dream of mine
or whether to buy something newer and flashy
for the same money to fit in with the crowd.
Now, this dream car of mine is a bit unorthodox,
but it has been a lifelong ambition of mine
to own a pickup truck.
That's unexpected, wasn't it?
I live out in the countryside and grew up around family
with pickups and four by fours,
and I've always fancied one myself.
My absolute dream has always been to own a pickup
with two gears and a CB radio,
and this is still very much the case.
The issue I'm having now is realizing
how expensive this will be to achieve,
considering both purchasing and ensuring.
Saying this, money isn't necessarily an issue,
but it's more realizing what other cars
I could have for the same price tag,
e.g. a nice low mileage, good condition Audi or BMW.
I know this sounds very shallow,
but I think everyone is subconsciously guilty
of worrying about others' opinions
and how we appear, especially at my age.
All of my friends live in the city
and all have nice sports cars,
and we all go to car meets together,
so the bottom line is, do I buy a flash car
like a new-ish German
that goes like shit off a shovel
to follow the crowd and fit in
and get a truck in a few years,
or just go for it and buy an old truck
that's as rare as rocking-horse shit
and stand out like a cow at Crofts?
Again, another fantastic phrase.
When was the last time you saw a cow at Crofts?
I've never.
They don't exist, man!
Oh, my God!
Reliability and maintenance
isn't an issue as I'm a mechanic myself
and surrounded by other mechanically-minded people.
Thanks for all the great content.
Your hard work doesn't go unnoticed.
Guy.
Rory. Taylor.
Here we go.
What you want is a vehicle,
look no further,
that does both of those things.
Flashy, stand out,
rare pickup truck.
I swear, if you say a Jumbuck,
I'm going to stab you both.
Is it a Proton?
The Proton Jumbuck.
Go out there and get yourself a Proton Jumbuck
based on a Mitsubishi Evo 4
so it's cool, rare,
fast, probably,
and it's a pickup truck.
I don't think this is what he's thinking.
No, you want a Jumbuck
and put an Evo engine in it
but does it have the two gear levers, no?
No, but you don't need the two gear levers
to speak enough gear lever on your own.
All right, here we go.
So what are we saying then?
Jumbuck.
Should he follow his dream right now
and buy the car that he wants
or should he follow the crowd?
If it was me, I'd go for the pickup.
No, if it were you, you'd talk around
in a nice new car.
But he's 18.
I think you've got to go for the flashy stage.
Well, I think the thing is at the end of the day,
18-year-olds get into car crashes.
That is a statistic.
It's proof.
It's a statistic.
He will happen.
I haven't gotten a car crash.
The odds are quite high for an 18-year-old
to be in a car crash.
He's so sensible, he's got these amazing phrases.
But I'm just saying
it's quite likely that he will do it
at some point.
I would say when you're young,
it's better to be in something a bit safer
with a bit more mod cons.
Before you continue, on the flip side,
if he's going to be in something flashy in German
and goes like shit of a shuffle,
he's definitely going to get in a crash.
Yeah, no, but at least he's in something modern.
If he's in a pickup truck,
mumbling about 50 miles an hour.
I can guarantee you,
I can absolutely guarantee you
that you would be better off
in a crash in something like my 330D
than a pickup truck.
100%, but you're more likely to get in a crash
with something like an M149.
Which is what he's talking about.
I don't know, you've got to think
in the weather in the UK,
he could have like a little,
oh, I've just slid off the arm now, I'm in a tree.
All I'm saying is,
if he's 18, he hasn't been driving that long,
I would say
hone your craft first.
Yeah, but he's going to either hone it
in a pickup truck or something very fast.
For him, there is clearly no in between.
He said flash yet, doesn't necessarily mean flash.
He also said something goes like
shit off a shovel.
He's 18, he's not going to be able to get insured
on something that goes shit off a shovel.
He said money wasn't really an issue, so yes he is.
No, it doesn't know,
it's still, you can't get insured.
Well, just say that he is.
Say he's going to spend 10 grand on insurance.
No.
What are we saying?
Jumbuck.
I say, guy,
following people like a sheep,
do what you want to do.
If your dream is doing a pickup truck,
go and buy it.
You won't be able to keep up with your mates
and their flashy cars, do your own thing,
bumble about, love it,
because you're clearly not into the flashy stuff.
Neither am I.
I think he is.
No, he's not, he's saying should I follow the crowd
and be like all of my friends,
or should I follow my heart?
Remember, Rory, you have a heart, follow your heart.
No, but he wouldn't even be contemplating it
if it wasn't something he's interested in.
He's obviously a bit fancy.
He's on the fence.
Look, just buy a Jumbuck,
pimp it up,
make it fast.
We're really not helping.
We're supposed to be helping people, man.
Look, I just think you're 18,
you've got all of your life
to get the car that he wants.
I just think, you want a car
that will go as well.
Let's face it, if he gets an old, old pickup
with the two gear knob, whatever, blower,
he's going to be there trying to start it
on a cold winter's day going.
He's a mechanic.
Are you telling me that this mechanic over here
doesn't have car problems?
He's a mechanic, man.
He was just telling us how he had to push his car
four times back in.
That's a flat battery, because I haven't used it.
I don't have as many car problems as you.
Mummy and mummy, shut up.
You've got that gasket problem
and all your plates falling off.
Guy, buy the pickup truck.
Buy it, man.
Don't do it, guys.
You won't be happy in something flashy.
I'm not saying don't do it.
I'm just saying don't do it now.
Anyway, we're not helping you.
To be fair, I bought a flashy car when I was 18.
How did that go?
You sold it after six months.
That was the second flashy car.
When I was 18, I bought my second car,
which was technically
my second car was a six series
at the time, but I didn't drive it for a year.
I bought a Tick-No-Violet
328M Sport Coupe,
lowered on the flashiest wheels
you've ever seen.
They looked like the wheels off your 911.
But it was really low
and they were polished and it was faith.
I did the same as well.
I used to drive it fairly lairy
as you do at the time.
Then I sold that and got an M140i brand new,
my first ever brand new.
It's just the same as the top bar.
I went and bought a Voxel Insignia.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly right.
How about a compromise?
If he doesn't get something like an M140
or an Audi S3 or something,
why don't you get something older
like an E46M?
Or a 328?
No, that's that.
Because you've still got
it still is a modern car-ish
and it still will be able to drive.
I've just thought of something amazing.
I just thought of something as well.
Let me go first.
Get yourself like an E46,
339, an interesting colour.
Cut the back off.
There you go, everyone's happy.
You're a mechanic.
Buy the flashy car and turn it off.
How did that go for you when you did that?
It went swimmingly
and then we had COVID.
It was swimmingly, yeah.
Because it was full of water.
We had COVID, man.
We weren't allowed to drive it.
We should really...
We should create another pickup truck.
We should do that, yeah.
What about that big purple thing?
If we took the boot lid off,
it would be a pickup truck, wouldn't it?
Anyway, shall we move on to the news, Rory?
What's going on in the world of news?
Let me get the news up.
Shall we start with the YouTube news?
YouTube news, Mike Ferney.
Mike Ferney has left DriveTruck.
Yo, we're busted.
He sent me a message today saying,
ah, you're busted.
Thanks very much for the share.
He sent mine first.
Get your phone out.
Get your phone out.
Does yours start with a 14?
Yeah.
Now yours is the next number.
What's your next number?
What's your next number? You go first.
I gave you the first number.
What's your next number?
Just the first number.
Four.
Okay, same.
Really?
Yep. And the next number for me is
three.
What? Let me see.
Mine's 14-40.
Oh, Michael, busted.
He left it to me first.
I'm not waiting at all.
Right.
Have some of that.
We're canceling the news.
14-39.
How am I laugh on the list?
Right, Mike, we're done.
We're through.
So anyway, yeah, Mike has left.
No one cares about Mike.
He's started his own channel.
Go check it out.
It's called Mike Ferney.
You could have been a bit more imaginative with the name there.
Is it not called Mike Ferney official?
I did look at this.
Mike had his own channel before,
but rather than using that channel,
he's created a new one.
So now there is a channel called Mike Ferney
and then in brackets, Old One.
Oh, really? Oh, no, it's okay.
So, yeah, Mike's got his new channel.
He's going to be doing his own stuff, what he wants to do.
Similar sort of, you know,
he just wants his own creative freedom.
Similar reasons why you left, I think.
The next piece of news is about licenses.
Oh.
And it is about the fact that a quarter now
of all licenses taken last year
were an automatic license.
I've only got an automatic license.
Well, that's very worrying.
Is that why you crashed a CR-V into a fence?
Yeah, I crunched it into gear.
Okay.
So out of interest, was it even a thing
that you questioned when you took your license?
No, absolutely not.
No, you just went straight for...
The fact when I was...
I would say even like...
Did they have automatics back then?
No, horse. Horse is all manual.
But like eight years ago, I remember
Ethan's wife had...
Well, she's only done her automatic license.
And he said, oh, yeah, she's going
for an automatic license.
I was like, holy shit, you can just do
an automatic license? That's mental.
But now it's becoming the norm, isn't it?
That's what you're saying.
So yeah, but basically the AA are saying
this is driven by the fact that the UK's ban
on new petrol and diesel cars,
which typically are a mix of manual and automatic,
are now coming in for electric cars only
past 2030.
It's a lot of people like, well, why do I need a manual
if every single electric car is going to be
an automatic? Yeah, that's a fair assumption.
Yeah, a lot of young people now are just
going, oh, I don't need to.
In the future, I'm only going to have an automatic.
Which is crazy, isn't it?
A lot of people just will never even have
a manual license.
But a lot of people in 2030 and onwards
won't be that interested in cars because
they'll be so boring.
No, I think they'll always be a market for the cars.
They'll be a market for cars, but there won't be
such a market for enthusiasts.
Do you think it's going to be like how motorbikes
is now?
The average age of a motorcycle rider
is 55. Which is just getting older and older
and older. Do you think that's going to be the way
with cars as well?
Where we just get older and older and older.
You'll still get the occasional young person
who gets really interested.
You and Gareth and Chris, whatever,
are bikers.
But that's not normal.
Being a motorcycleist is so difficult to get into.
It's so expensive and
so laborious.
Car enthusiasts, we are really lucky
because there are so many old cars that we can
get into really easily.
But in 15 years time, or even 10 years time,
finding these cars is going to be difficult.
I still don't get that.
The grandfather writes of
why is it that someone who
was born at a certain year
can ride a motorbike, but someone who
was born after it then needs to pay
a load of money and do a load of tests?
Because they want to make more money out of all of us.
Why is that the case though?
He's a bit stupid, isn't it?
You can't say it's down to safety
because if it was down to safety,
you'd make everyone have to take a licence.
Maybe in more recent times,
more people have been getting into bikes
and maybe governments realise it's a bit dangerous,
so they do actually need some sort of training.
And also, it's a good way to make money.
It's because they realised
that they should have a role on it,
so they brought it in, but then realised
they couldn't implicate it on the people
that already rode bikes and were allowed
because they'd kick up a fuss about it.
Yeah. They'd get all their teeth out, wouldn't they?
Yeah, they would, yeah. They'd start growling.
Yeah, gummy growls. Yeah.
Like Tom Lenthal.
I still think it's going to be a crazy moment
when maybe it's not even offered.
I am a bit nervous about the future,
because I don't want all of our old
took to disappear. I get it.
I get that we're moving into new times
and I don't want to seem like a dinosaur,
but I do worry about it.
Because I worry, I think my main worry is
that it will be really difficult
to enjoy the stuff that we like
and it may not even be possible.
I really hope that's not the case.
That's the only thing I'll really worry about.
On the flip side at the moment, though,
sorry to interrupt, is the fact that
I'm looking at this big purple elephant
and it is tax and MOT exempt.
So the older stuff
is actually quite easy to get into.
But I want to talk about that, though,
because I feel like
a time ago,
a 40-year-old car was a classic.
But I think we can all agree now
a 20-year-old car is pretty much a classic.
And I feel like there's not enough of
the exemption of the 40-year-old rule
is too far now.
Because there's cars that are 30-years-old,
like a 1990s car.
You're at the point where
that needs to have a slight exemption to it.
Because it's not a modern car.
It's not a car you're going to be driving
every day.
But it is something that still should have
a slight lenience on the tax or whatever.
Because you've got a lot of these
big engines, whatever.
You know, like the Range Rovers and all this stuff
of their day. My Tuareg.
They're £720 a year to tax.
They are also...
My Range Rover was £720.
But you're not going to then do that
when it's another 10, 15 years
from now, are you?
But they are also
really bad for the environment.
And there are still quite a few of them
about. Whereas I think
stuff like that really doesn't come out
very often.
I'm talking about 1990s.
My Defender, for example,
is a car that... That's a classic car.
You're not going to be driving that every single day.
But I've still got another 10 years
to wait until that things go classy.
I think I do understand the government
because you've got to have a balance of
it being something
that you use every now and again.
Or people are buying
slightly older cars just to avoid all the
costs of it all. You've got to have that balance.
I think, Rory, your point is that
what we consider classics, you would like
the exemption on, right? Yeah.
And the reason we'd like the exemption on those is because
they are relatively rare.
Because the really old old stuff was built
to last. Case in point, this big purple thing.
Stuff like E46s and stuff.
They rust. There are so many issues
they get thrown in the bin and everything like that.
But for us, they're still rare.
But they weren't built to last. So we want
that kind of exemption to be brought
back by about 10 years.
So we can enjoy them and then we can fix
them up and spend more money on them. But at the moment
everything is kind of rotting away.
It's failing and it's still expensive, which means
that these cars like E46s and stuff
are going to get thrown in the bin even more often.
Yeah, there's so many of these cars now
that are just getting scrapped because they're just...
It just doesn't make sense.
I will... Yeah, the Range Rovers.
You're now talking that you can get...
There's quite a lot of cars that you can get.
That it's cheaper to buy the car
than it is to tax the car.
Which is... That's mental.
That is crazy. But that has to happen.
Because that's how these cars become
rare and cool and interesting.
And they will get scrapped
and they will get broken for parts
and they will get thrown away.
And it makes the nice ones cooler.
That's literally how it...
And it makes the nice ones even nicer as well, doesn't it?
Those cars, and like your Spitfire
and stuff already, they weren't built to last.
They really weren't. They weren't even galvanised.
You had cars like that.
Are you saying that car? Yeah.
That was, granted, a hand-built whatever.
But a lot of cars from that era weren't.
Before they were even 10 years old,
being welded up for MOTs and patched up
and stuff like that. They used to rot like mad.
But your Spitfire
is a lucky one. It's escaped.
It spent 30, 40 years in a garage
and it's got through it.
And now it's going to sit outside.
No, it's not. It's going to go back in a garage.
But you've got to remember, though,
that back in its day was like an MX-5.
They were everywhere. There was loads of them.
And they all got thrown away.
And it's not your car,
the rare ones that have escaped and got through it.
But I'm just saying 30 years, I would say, is more of a...
Yeah, but then... Shall we lobby government?
Yeah. Because, like, Phil.
Phil is a classic car.
Modern classic? Yeah.
I would not expect Phil
to be MOT intact exempt.
I still think it's young enough.
I think a Mark 1 MX-5 should be.
OK, I don't think it's quite there yet.
I don't. I think we should not mention it
and leave it where it is so that the government
don't take it away altogether.
Because I know what they're like. We'll bring it up and they'll go,
why have we still got this roll? We'll get rid of this.
We were listening to the auto Alex podcast the other day.
We should make some changes.
Anyway, we've strayed from the licenses
to debate.
But I think it's just more of a show
of how times are changing.
Speaking of which, my next bit of news
is how times are changing.
Oh, bloody hell.
So, you know, we were talking about how well the Renault 5
was selling and everything.
And it was, like, going, oh, yeah,
it did better than the Model Y,
which, you know, the Model Y has been a leading cell.
Anyway, JQ7's just kind of smashed them both.
What is a JQ7?
I'm sorry.
It's like one of those sort of
SUV hybrid sort of looking things.
They're fully electric car, but it's plastic.
But does it have everything?
And does it do everything well?
That is the thing with these Chinese cars.
Yeah.
They are just quite good.
So we're talking what better tech,
better spec, better range
than anything from Europe.
Yes.
And cheaper.
Yeah, which is why everyone keeps selling them.
So much so that for the first time
in quite a long while,
the Nissan Qashqai has been knocked off its ranks.
And the JQ7 has actually sold more than that.
Really?
I mean, that's not a terrible thing, really.
The Qashqai is quite a shit.
But it is a car that was sold,
like, you know, you think, you look on our roads,
there are thousands of cars.
And it is a real sign of the times, isn't it?
Yeah.
The Chinese have come in and they are dominating.
And this is only in the last what year,
really, this has been happening.
I'd be very interested to see how long these cars last,
because they depreciate fabulously.
It won't be long until we could buy these 500 quid.
Next year.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
And then we'll smash it up.
And then people will just fry them away.
The one car that I really want that to happen to
is a Taycan Gran Turismo.
You want one of those?
Oh, because you like them?
I like them.
Oh, I love the look of a Taycan Gran Turismo.
I was thinking, imagine how cool it would be
to buy one of them and stick a Porsche engine in it.
I think, who was I talking to yesterday?
They are going to be putting
ice engines and Taycans.
No, they're not.
I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, unless I dreamt it.
Who was I speaking to?
Did you dream it?
I might have dreamt it, actually.
Question.
If you were to go out tomorrow
and buy a brand new car to daily drive,
what would you buy?
Brand new car to daily drive.
I would buy a Taycan Gran Turismo.
Even as lekkie.
Yeah.
And you're not going to swap it, realistically,
because it's a brand new car.
I would be really predictable
and I would get myself a five series touring.
You buy a brand new, the big one.
Yeah.
The big elephant one.
Yeah.
Even though I think they don't do them in diesels anymore.
No, I know.
But that, for me, is the perfect size vehicle
that does everything I need.
I know exactly what I'd buy.
I really want one.
Oh.
BYDCL.
I can see you on the place.
Definitely not.
I'd rather have pins in my eyes.
Renault 5.
No, I would buy.
Renault 5 Turbo.
It's very me.
I'd buy an Alpina B3.
Oh.
A three series touring Alpina.
They're very expensive.
For a daily driver.
Yeah.
They're very expensive, but they're really nice.
Yeah.
Okay.
It doesn't look like Porsche are going to be putting ice engines.
Who said that to me?
There is no information on that.
The only thing that there is, is basically about
taken sales have dropped 49%
and China demand for them has dropped massively as well.
Yeah.
So Porsche have been making key decisions to reverse.
It's all out.
Oh, okay.
Well, I've just made up some news,
but if it does actually happen, then you heard it here first.
Well, maybe we should do it.
Yeah.
Do you know what I do find a bit mad is, you know,
a lot of these Chinese car manufacturers have come over here
and dominated and all that.
They've nicked all of our dealerships as well.
Yeah.
Actually, there's quite a few of them.
I met them.
I went to a Land Rover dealer the other day,
and half of it was Land Rover or Jaguar Land Rover,
and the other half was Cherry.
Really?
Or Cherry.
What was a Cherry?
I don't know.
They're selling cherries out of Land Rover
and the Ford dealerships, like J-Cous and Bids and stuff.
Bloody hell.
There's another one.
I can't remember what it is.
Plastic.
Yeah, but you'd expect them to have dealerships.
If they're selling this many cars,
I'd be worried if they didn't have dealerships.
They don't.
They're Nick.
I have a Ford dealerships or Land Rover and some of the others,
and then they sell, they flog them out of there.
To be fair, I was looking at, like, Teslas.
You can buy a Tesla now
and not actually have to interact with anyone.
You go on.
Oh, really?
Yeah, so you can order it,
and then it will tell you when it's there.
You go there.
You go up to the car with, like, you go to the dealership.
You obviously can check in if you want.
Yeah.
Well, I think you have to check in.
And then it then lets you then walk up to it with your phone
and then unlock it,
and then you walk in and then drive away with your car.
See, I think that's part of the reason why people just
look at these things as just appliances now,
because there's no, like, experience.
There's no bond or anything like that.
Well, most people do.
It's like a mobile phone.
It's just an A to B mobile phone.
Surely buying a car should be, like, a bit of an event.
It's like, it's the second most expensive thing
that people own in general.
Like, it's a house and then a car.
It should be a bit of...
I was watching Mark McCann's video the other day
where he went into Harrods
and spent £1.2 million on a McLaren P1.
Really?
And it was the first car ever bought from Harrods.
Really?
And he got taken up into this penthouse special room.
Wow.
And, you know, this lady came out and assisted him
and all this, and he walked round the car and all.
And then they had to wait until the shop shut
and take the doors off of Harrods.
And the security...
Had it been sitting in there a while?
Not a while, but, yeah, they obviously buzzed it in there
and I'd like that one.
And they had to move this Miura out the way
that was worth £2 million.
And it's like, there was people watching it all happen.
I know it's not quite the same,
but surely you'd want to go into a dealership
and say, I would like this,
and I'd like to look at the paint and the materials.
Yeah, but a lot of people are just online the whole time
and they just select everything
and they just want a nice, easy life.
I know, but I guess that's partly what...
It's like how you'd order a washing machine.
You just go online, like I love the white ones.
I do agree. I feel like buying a car
is still something you have to do in person.
You can't experience.
Again, it's just a show of how similar all cars
have become in the electric...
Yeah, it's literally an appliance.
You know what you're getting.
But I don't know, you still want to sit in
and feel what it feels like to drive.
But people don't. People don't care.
That's the thing, people don't care.
We are a very rare breed of car enthusiasts.
If I, tomorrow, went out
and bought my Alpena B3 Tourie,
I'd want to go to Sitna Nottingham
Of course you would.
And have them pull the thing off of it, guys,
your new car and the little plaque next to it.
You get pictures with it and all that.
It's part of the bond, innit?
It's a story.
Can we move on? Sure.
Can we move on to the game? Sure.
It's Amatsat.
Here we go.
The first one... You have to explain the game, man.
OK, so the game is
Amatsat and you have to work out
how much a specific car was
what I've got on my list.
So we've done this two times
or a few times before, but it's always been either me or Alex.
This is the first time Taylor's done this.
And it could be the last.
How much... So how much a car was
when it was new? Yes.
How much was a Land Rover Discovery 2
TD5 manual?
Why would you bring up that car?
Brand new. Brand new.
In what year?
The year it was released.
He's not really done the research, is he?
No. Was it 89 or something?
No. Discovery 2.
I'm going to go...
Well, mid-90s, right?
No. 1998.
OK.
In the spec that Roar is in,
I've gone for the slightly highest...
HSE, blah, blah, blah.
I'm going to go 25,000.
In 1998.
Yeah.
I'm going to go...
I'm going to go 19,000.
Roar, he wins this one.
The figure is 35,000 pounds.
35 grand in 1998.
35,000 pounds
in 1998.
What is that in inflation, Taylor?
Oh, do I need to answer that?
Ideally, but that's OK.
Sorry.
You didn't tell me that.
You've been here the whole time we've done it.
Taylor, is it a lot of money?
Wait, wait, wait.
Yes, it was lots. Thank you.
When new in probably
2003.
Sorry, everyone.
How much was
ABMW? Yes.
E46. Yes.
M3. M3.
CSL.
66 double.
66 double nine.
See, I'm going to go, it's like super car money
for a CSL.
So I'm going to go
78.
Bear in mind, they're worth
about 120 grand now for a mint one.
Yeah, they worth a lot, yeah.
When they were new, in whatever year they were released,
they were
58,000.
Yay!
And do you know how much a non-CSL was?
How much? Like 30 odd?
39,000 pounds. Wow.
How much was the
Volkswagen
Tuareg V10
TDI?
That's a good one. Rory, you're up.
41.
I'm going to go 52.
The answer is
55.
See, I would have got them down to 52.
Yeah, I would have got them down to 41.
That's a lot of money.
That is a lot of money. God knows how much that is today,
but that's a lot of money. A lot?
That would have been
what same year CSL was, what, sorry?
2,000 grand.
58,000 pounds.
So what, 58 and then a V10 was
55.
For three grand more, you could have got a CSL.
Yeah, but you wouldn't have a V10.
No, but you would be in a better place then.
In
1962,
how much
was a brand-new
Ferrari 250 GTO?
19 what?
1962.
250 GTO, that's a really expensive one.
They're millions and millions.
Like 30 million.
The one that sold in the most recent auction
sold for
51.7 million dollars.
Wow.
1,722 pounds.
It's a very specific number.
In 1962,
I'm going to go
quite a lot more than that.
12,000 pounds.
In 1962,
the Ferrari 250 GTO
was 6,000 pounds.
Where's that? I think that's me.
I think that's you.
6,000
pounds and it's now worth
51.7 million dollars.
But in 1962,
6,000 with inflation
these days is?
Shall I Google that?
It's a lot.
I'll Google. Roy's Googling.
I think he's Googling.
It's 2 for 2.
Wait, what was?
6,000 pounds in 1962.
Right.
112,000.
How much
was a Porsche 911?
996
GT3 RS.
GT3 RS?
Oh, your turn.
I'm going to say
that a
GT3 RS back then
would have set someone back 82 grand.
78,000.
78.
I've gone for 82.
The answer is? Yes.
The 996 GT3 RS
was 130,000.
Oh, shit.
Wait, wait.
130,000
pounds. Wow.
That feels like a very shallow victory for me on that one.
But I will take it.
And that was in
2005.
230,000 pounds.
235,000
pounds. Wow.
Can you imagine paying that for a 911?
That's a lot.
If I win this,
then I win everything.
If you win it, then it's a draw and we'll have to call it a draw.
Because we've got six cars.
I should have gone for five.
Five cars? Yay, I win.
You'll like this one.
In 2008,
how much brand new
was the Audi Q7
V12
TDI?
2007.
2008.
I'm going to go with
£87,000.
I'm going to go
£110,000.
The normal one's £44,000.
The V12 TDI
was
£154,000.
Oh my god.
Wow.
It's actually 154,175
pounds.
Holy shit.
In 2008.
To put it into perspective,
that is £110,000
more than a base model Q7.
Bloody hell.
How much do you think that is in today's money?
Quarter of a million.
Bloody, imagine paying that for a Q7.
Why would you do that?
We've got to find one for 1500 quid.
No one that they said they only sold 30 of them.
Bloody, wasn't it?
I think they sold a bit more than that.
Bloody hell, that's incredible.
Do you know, that is a car that one day
for no reason whatsoever I'd just love to own.
Have you seen one used anywhere?
I've been offered one on Instagram.
I got offered it a few months ago for 25 grand.
And that was a quarter of a million car?
Well, yeah.
With inflation, yeah.
And with that, we're going to call it there.
Thank you very much again for supporting us,
loving us.
We love you guys as well.
And don't forget, we have got Mattwood
on the 23rd of November.
So please, please, please get your tickets.
I'll be linked below on YouTube.
And our Christmas meet as well at Dunkitins
on the 2nd of December.
Like I said, we're probably, what,
nearly 70% sold by now.
So, yeah, we look forward to seeing you
and chatting to your eyeballs
and your ear holes next time on the Autonomous Podcast.
Which next time?
We'll be away in Vietnam.
Whee!
I won't.
No, you won't.
I'm not invited.
And with that, whatever you do to the best of your ability,
we love you guys.
We'll see you next time.
Bye-bye!
About this episode
A lively discussion unfolds as the hosts share their recent automotive purchases, including a Range Rover and a high-mileage Porsche 911. They delve into the challenges of car ownership, from repairs to the emotional attachment to their vehicles. The episode also features a humorous debate on whether to buy flashy cars or follow personal dreams, particularly focusing on a listener's dilemma about purchasing a pickup truck versus a sporty German car. The hosts also engage in a game guessing the prices of various cars, revealing some surprising figures.
Brands Hatch
bumper
Cadwell Park
car lift
Castle Combe
coilovers
dyno
engine swap
head gasket
horsepower
Alpina B3
Audi Q7
Audi S3
BMW 1 Series
BMW 3 Series
BMW 5 Series
BMW 6 Series
BMW M3
BMW M5
Ferrari 250 GTO
Honda CR-V
Kia Picanto
Lamborghini Miura
Land Rover Defender
Land Rover Discovery
Land Rover Range Rover
McLaren P1
Nissan Qashqai
Peugeot 205 CTI
Pontiac GTO
Porsche 911
Porsche Taycan
Tesla Model Y
Volkswagen Touareg
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