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Good morning Niagara, you're tuned in to Car Connection where the coffee's hot, the
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tools are ready and the talk is always tuned up.
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I'm your host Niall Motormouth Jenkins coming to you straight from the Car Connection workshop
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where we mix a little humor, a little know-how and a whole lot of horsepower.
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Here it's not just about fixing cars, it's about keeping you rolling, saving you money
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and giving you the confidence to understand what's under that hood.
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From the classics to the commuters, the weird noises to the what the heck moments, we've
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So grab your coffee, sit back, join the crew because this is Car Connection, your Monday
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through Saturday morning pit stop for stories, smarts and a few good laughs.
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I'm Niall Motormouth Jenkins, shifting in to drive this morning, thank you for inviting
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me into your world as I invite you into my own, you'll never be the same, but you might
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learn a couple of things and you might hear a funny story or two.
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I do tend to go off on a tangent, but it's, you know, you ever get those moments where
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you have that flashback and you go up and then you totally forget it.
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Like if you don't get it out immediately, it's like brain fart.
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What were you going to say?
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I don't know, I can't remember.
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Well, our fleet maintenance video comes out on our YouTube channel, I want to do a little
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promoting here for just for a couple of minutes, so bear with me.
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If you're going through the drive-thru, you know the deal, double check your order, lock
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it down in your cup holder.
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We don't want any Friday speed laces on the passenger side, possibly the feet of the passenger
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side attendant, yeah, that's the person you're going to hand the 16 pack of Crayola crayons
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to and the folded leaf bag, which is a car connection workshop laptop to take some notes
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while you're driving.
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If you're not able to take any notes, you can grab any of our almost 100 episodes of
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Next week, we're going to be moving into season two, episode 101, so there's over 100 episodes
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for you to tap into and we'll talk a little bit more about that later on the program today
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because that's huge.
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That's huge for us.
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What are we talking about today?
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Hang on, take it easy, we're going to get our swiggy done, then we'll do the weather,
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then we'll jump into our topic, but it's fun Friday.
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We have made it to the weekend, the last weekend of the mole.
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And then we begin, yeah, we're heading for spring, baby, right on.
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I haven't seen a robin yet, but on the south shores of Lake Geary, they come in just dribs
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and drabs, just checking out, making sure their space is still reserved from here, then
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they really show up.
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So I'll keep you posted on that, I haven't had a sighting yet.
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So today at 4.30, our fleet maintenance, car connection maintenance schedule video will
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drop and I would highly recommend that you get on that if you haven't subscribed already
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93% of you are watching the videos, so I know the algorithms are sending them out to the
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motorhead, wrenching geeks and you're not subscribed.
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What's going on with that?
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That's like having a shower in the middle of July after cutting the grass and then putting
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your dirty clothes back on, sort of.
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Subscribe, like, share, comment, do the whole nine yards so that we can keep the ignition
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on and continue to run on all eight cylinders and get our YouTube channel just smoking hot.
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We have almost 200 videos up there, so if you follow this schedule that I'm unpacking
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for you on our YouTube channel today, that'll go up again at 4.30 today.
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It's Friday, Friday.
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Okay, better not get into the Friday song.
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It's one of those earworms.
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If you follow this schedule, you will dramatically reduce your odds of ever seeing a $5,000 repair
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Just saying, just throwing it out there, you know, as your parents would say, well, do
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what you will, but wait till your father gets home.
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Am I the only one who's ever had that discussion?
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I'm fiddling here, so just stay with me.
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There was something else I wanted to share with you that was very important.
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Yeah, very important.
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So you can email your questions in tomorrow, Saturday.
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If you have any questions today for tomorrow, you'd want to email them in today, being Friday,
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and I'll answer them on the air tomorrow when we broadcast tomorrow.
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So just giving you a heads up on that as well as Friday on Fridays, make sure that if you
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have questions that you want to hear an answer to on Saturday morning on our one hour program,
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then I need to have your questions Friday.
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If you could do that for me, that would be fantastic.
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I'll peel them off.
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And as we move forward, maybe we'll do a Friday thing where if you ask a question
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and hear me read it out on Saturday morning, maybe you'll win something.
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Yeah, I'm used to doing that for 31 years and we haven't for since we started on the
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Digitals, but all right, is that it?
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Cheapers, you know, all these little pieces of paper.
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Yeah, I need Skippy here.
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All right, here it is.
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Make episode 100 a capstone episode.
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Right, we are going to bust out 100 episodes next week.
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As I just mentioned moments ago, we back up the tape.
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100 lessons in vehicle ownership.
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They never told you.
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They, the they, do you have some of those in your life?
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The they always seem to have the answers, but they suck.
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Don't tell them that.
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Yeah, tell them that it's good.
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It keeps them sharper.
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Just say you have great ideas, but they suck.
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Okay, 100 lessons in vehicle ownership.
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They never told you.
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So, series, no, it's not a series.
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We're going into season now.
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Season two starts at episode 101.
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And today we are officially on episode 98 for fun, our very first fun Friday.
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That is so cool because 31 years in radio, I only broadcasted once a week
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on Saturdays and the last 10 or 15 years we were only a one hour show, but for many years
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And one show a week every Saturday equals, if I do every Saturday is 52,
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52 programs in a year.
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And in 16 weeks we have done 100 episodes on podcast.
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So remember, the biggest toolbox drawer we have is our website, carconnectionbusinessnetwork.com.
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That's where you'll find all the goodies available to you to connect, follow, like,
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share, ring the bell, get the notification, put a comment in there.
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Follow us on Facebook, Instagram.
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Stevensville on the web, that's a website, our videographer Skippy created many years ago.
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We have like 7,000 followers on there.
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Yeah, if we could get them all to subscribe to our YouTube channel, we'd be smoking hot and we
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would be able to buy the parts we need to keep other people's vehicles going for free and shoot
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the videos and show you what we're doing.
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So that's the whole purpose of everything that we're doing right now is, you know,
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coming off of 31 years of radio and only reaching a handful of people.
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Now we're reaching north, south, east and west around the world.
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And you're going to get a really cool look at our world here on the south shores of Lake Erie on
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Monday. Skippy and I are heading out to the frozen Great Lake, Lake Erie and we're going to show you
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some stuff going on out there. The lake is completely frozen. It looks like Antarctica.
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So we're going to share that with you. So all of you, wherever you are, share it with your family
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and friends. We're going to videotape that on this coming Monday, which would be March the
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2nd. And we'll get that up as quick as we can so that all, all of you can enjoy it and share it
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along with your families, which I think is really, really cool. That is super cool.
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So I thought, you know, that's the first time in probably two or three years, three anyway,
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that the lake froze at all. It's always been open and that's why we were getting so much
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lake effect snow. Last year, the year before, in three days we had 62 inches of snow.
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Yeah, I had to burrow out and go around the homestead and dig the doors out because the snow
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was halfway up all the doors around the house. Everything was completely buried or wood lot
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and everything. It was, it was brutal. And then those in like Niagara on the lake, St. Catharines,
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Hamilton, Stony Creek are going, what? You have how much snow? 62 inches. Oh, it's nothing here,
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sunshine. Well, isn't that special? Yeah, it was, it was three days going into four days,
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we're three days without, without electricity and the homestead was getting cold. And I had to dig
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my way to the wood pile. Anyways, I digress. But yeah, this year is typical winter. And the first
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time in a long time that the Lake Erie has frozen solid and there's some really cool ice sculptures
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out there, there's caves and castles. And it just really looks, it looks mystical. Yeah, like it's
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so quiet. It's crazy. So we're going to share that with you. So that's coming up. I'll let you know
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what is the flight date for that to get on to our YouTube channel. We have almost 200 videos
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on our YouTube channel now. We have a pretty decent merch store. So merchandise is available
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at carconnectionbusinessnetwork.com. That's the long version ccbusnet.com. I always put all that
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information in all of our descriptions of our YouTube videos and our podcasts and take a minute
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to read the descriptions because they put a lot of detail in there and have a little bit of fun
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with you as well at the same time. So and that's where you'll find any links, tools I'm using
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and reminders that you can grab some merchandise on our website anytime of the night or day. You
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can shop till you drop. And when you do that, you join the car connection motor mouth crew
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and help us in helping those struggling with addictions to get to a total freedom
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addictions campus for Canadian, for Canada and the U.S. where a new life waits them there. It's not
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a program. It's a life change and you can't fight what you can't see. They provide an alternative
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addiction program bringing healing and restoration to individual individuals and families that are
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really deeply enslaved by cycles of addiction and destructive behavior. So if that's you or
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somebody you know, the help is there and it's amazing what they do there. When I was heading
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over to the U.S. all the time, a few times a week before the big C-19 hit. Yeah, we don't talk about
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that one around here because that is vein popping and it takes me around 14 days to be able to calm
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down. Spent a lot of time working with total freedom and meeting the people that are in the
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program and on the campus and just getting to know them and you know, lives are being changed there.
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So just keep that in mind. When you go into our store, you can safely purchase what you want,
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pick the color, pick the item, get yourself a limited edition car connection, morning coffee mug
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and pay for it securely online and it's freedom expressions that has put our store together
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for us and makes the products on the campus and that helps keep those who are on the campus going
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through the addictions program to learn how to work and hold a job and be responsible for their
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position because they have a freedom automotive. They have a full blown automotive shop there now
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on the campus. They have a takeout window and a big commercial kitchen. That's where all those that
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are on the campus, living on the campus, staying on the campus, that's where they go to fellowship
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hall and there's a takeout window there for people to show up and order food and what else
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do they got going? The boutique, the candle factory and freedom expressions which does everything from
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t-shirts to ball caps, you name it. They print it, create it for companies and put it out there. So
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we're blessed to have them to put our store together so that you can pick what you like,
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pick the color, pick the size, the amount and pay for it safely and securely and they send that out
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directly to you so we don't have to get involved in that whatsoever. They completely take care of it
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for us and if we request some other items to be put up, they put those together. So everything
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works together just like an automobile. We're going to be talking about minivans today.
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Yeah, it's Fun Friday. So we're going to have a little bit of fun with minivans. So if you're
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driving a minivan right now, yeah, that's okay. Stay tuned with us. We're going to have a few
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laughs. We're going to discuss, you know, the importance of the minivan especially to the
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moms and dads with kids and gear and all that stuff. They have a real important place in this
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world and, you know, I remember, I'm not going to say remember when. Yeah, I am older than a worm,
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but not as old as dirt. Okay, take it easy. They're steady on. Let's keep moving. So that's
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what we're going to be talking about today and you can also jump in on that. If you're driving,
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heading to work, wherever it is, you're going today. Don't be that hamster on the wheel. Run,
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run, run, run, run, run, run, get off like the ball, get a pellet, jump back on. It's Friday.
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You can relax a little bit. Tell the boss I said so. Have an extra 30 seconds on your lunch today.
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Live on the edge. Where was I going? Yeah, minivans. So if you have a question or you want to throw
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your comment out about minivans for tomorrow's show for Saturday morning's program,
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today would be the day you need to shoot that email off to me. All right.
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So that's nyle at ccbusnet.com, N-I-L-E, no S, not like Niles Crane or Kevin or Bill or Jim. It's
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Nile, N-I-L-E at C-C-B-U-S is in Sam, busnetnet.com. And all that information is in our description
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box for our podcast and also for our YouTube videos so that you can see how you can find us.
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Home page of our car connection businessnetwork.com website. That's what ccbusnet.com is the shortest
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we could get because the character that has CCBN is holding it ransom because he knows that it
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would be very useful to us, but he's asking thousands and thousands of dollars for it. So I go, no,
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that's donut and coffee money right there, buddy. Not going to happen. So go to our home page, top
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right corner of the home page is all our links, YouTube, Facebook, Instagram, Stevensville on the
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web, click on the businesses tab. You'll see our beautiful profile they built for us there.
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My parents live in Stevensville. I like to go and eat in Stevensville and there's some great eateries
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and Skippy, our videographer put that, that I was saying that a few minutes ago and then I had a
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brain fart. I haven't had coffee yet, okay? I have to wait at least an hour or so. Has everything to
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with cortisol and getting a butt bigger than a, than a heifer. I'm just saying don't want that.
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Trying to get in my Mankini for summer 2026. No cameras. Put them away.
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Yeah, so that, that website has well over 7000 visitors and Skippy created it to join the community
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and the business owners in that area together, kind of meld them together as a communal website.
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How cool is that? That's a good word for me, communal website. And we also have our iHeart
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icon is there. Click on there. We're on all podcast platforms, Spotify, Apple, Amazon and every
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other one out there and I check it all the time to make sure if they've added any more.
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Just put us in your search bar, car connection workshop, whatever and wherever you're pulling
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your podcast from, you will find us there. So again, if you've got, you can't join us today
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with your questions or comments. Tomorrow morning is the one hour program of car connection workshop
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and we'll kind of pull it in, pull it in there. I don't know whether that was a burp or a hiccup.
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I'm not sure. We'll have to, can we identify that? Can we get that in the lab? Thank you.
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Yeah, I don't know where that came from. It was just like, anyways, let's have our swiggy this
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morning. Sorry to keep you. But Fridays, I'm jacked up on caffeine by then 99. Motormouth runs on
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Joe 99.5% boost, not a penny less. So I'm having my herbal tea, which is
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supposed to be making me healthy. I do feel healthier. I really do. So on three, two, one,
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let's have a swiggy together. Let's thank the Grimo family and Niagara Falls for building
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Canada since 1931 Niagara block. You'll find them on our website, all the logos for program
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partners that keep the ignition on right now, but we need more fireage. We got to get all eight
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cylinders firing at the same time so we can run smooth. So we thank the Grimo family at Niagara
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Block 5000 Montrose Rose Niagara Falls for bringing us our morning coffee, swiggy, building Canada
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since 1931. And I've seen pictures. They've been there since 1931. I've seen black and white pictures
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of Niagara Falls. There was nothing there. You could actually literally from their building
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on Montrose Road see the falls. There was nothing between them and the falls.
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It's crazy time, how it changes stuff. Building supplies, hardscape, landscaping materials,
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that's what they provide. If you're looking to have a backyard up to create that outdoor living
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space, that's where you're going to do it. They're going to connect you with a contractor
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that can come out, design it, help you design along with them, pick out the materials you're
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going to use and create that beautiful backyard oasis you've always wanted. So get on the radar,
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marches a few days away, spring is going to be marching in. Well, here's another question.
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What do you think? Is March going to come in like a lion or a lamb? Your thoughts? Send me an email.
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You can also use my alternate email, not my alternate ego because I don't have one.
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Is motormouth, one word, dot Jenkins as it sounds, J-E-N-K-I-N-S at gmail.com. So if that's
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easier for you to remember, no problem. Motormouth dot Jenkins at gmail.com or Nile at ccbusnet.com.
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Ready? Are you ready? Three, two, one. There we go.
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Recording or not recording? There we go. Well, that was a glitch.
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Yeah, if you hear a gap, that was me just gaffing on my morning beverage. Brutal. That was killer
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there for a minute. One time I was at a party. I was just young jack gaffer in my early teens
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and I was eating a slice of pizza and chugging down a great big freezing cold glass of Coca-Cola
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and I don't know what happened but the next minute I'm coughing in a pepperoni, a piece of pepperoni
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kind of blew out of where it shouldn't have and I'm like, what the heck just happened? You ever
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had that happen? It was awful. It burned really bad. So I would not recommend that if I were you.
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Definitely not to do that. So let's jump into our morning weather, see what we got for Friday.
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I know the temperatures are going to begin to rise now. I've been looking at the
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satellite system springs around the corner. It sure is. It's coming but it's not over
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till she's singing, if you know what I mean. 21 degrees right now, mostly clear.
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Wind is making it feel colder, about 19. Cloudy conditions from 8am to 10am this morning with
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partly cloudy conditions expected at 10am. Today's temperature range is from 18 to 41
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but feeling more like, because of the wind, 16 degrees to 37 degrees and yes, that is
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Fahrenheit. The high for today, 41. Break out the shorts. Overnight low, back into the teens at
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18 degrees. Any precip look on there? Well, it's showing possible chance anyway here
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in the Niagara region, .05 of an inch of wet stuff. Nothing as far as a winter event, we're clear.
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All clear. For now anyway, you never know, especially on the south shores of Lake Erie,
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you just, you never know. It can get interesting, extremely fast and that's one of the main reasons
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when it comes to winter around here on the south shores of Lake Erie. If you move into our area,
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I remember my neighbor came over and said, have you lived here before? No. Sit down,
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we gotta talk. And gave me a list of everything that I need to make sure that I have and prepare
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for every winter, even if we end up having a mild winter. Because he said, in a moment's notice,
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that can all change and catch you off guard and then you're scrambling and it turns into a nightmare.
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So I'm giving you the heads up. We've lived here almost 150 years and he said, you need this,
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you gotta have that. Make sure you keep this in the house. You got lots of fuel for your generator.
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Oh, you don't have a generator. You better get a generator. Do you have a snowmobile? Yes,
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good. Make sure it's in top drawer condition because that can be the only means of transportation
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into town for a week. So that's what it's like down here. So even though you may have clear
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skies, blue skies, sunshine out where you are, we can be getting hammered off the lake. But
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we've kind of, we're kind of secure right now because the lake is completely frozen.
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It's when the lake is open, it gets angry and sloshes and creates a ton of snow around here
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at the drop of a hat. Thank you to Reed and Ramiz, Shenuta, the brothers up in Scarborough,
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Rainbow Motors and Garage. Sales and service you can always trust. Been a part of car connection
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for a number of years now. They took a little break. They're back with us and we certainly
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enjoy them because they're way up there in Scarborough taking care of our car connection
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listeners. So if you're looking for a vehicle, they do have a small car lot and they also have
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resources to find that specific vehicle you're looking for. So take advantage of their connections
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and their resources and save yourself a thousand feet, if you know what I'm saying.
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Thousand footsteps. Sales and service you can trust. You buy it there. You can have its service
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there. Some of their vehicles, you can apply for extended aftermarket warranties and they're
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carrying some good warranties there. I'm familiar with warranty. And also they fix all years,
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makes and models including light commercial vehicles. So that is Rainbow Motors and Garage
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sales and service you can trust. Let's jump into our topic this morning. Hey, are you driving a
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minivan this morning? There's a question. Well, I thought we'd have a little bit of fun with it,
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not poking fun. Okay, so put your feeling in the glovebox this morning. Just cast that off and
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just let your hair down and let's have some minivan fun. And you know what? I don't own a minivan.
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I have fixed a lot of minivans and I have a minivan coming in probably sometime before the end of the
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week or if not Monday morning. Yeah, it's Fun Friday, dual duty mode. That's what we're in right now.
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Okay, here's our big question for Fun Friday. Can you look stylish in a minivan? And I got to say,
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you know, I remember, I almost said when I'm not going to say remember when. Lee Iacocca,
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how many remember that name? You should because he was the one who was instrumental in creating
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Ford's Mustang. And then he jumped over to Chrysler because Chrysler was doing a swirly.
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They were on the last ring in the toilet going down for the last time when he jumped in
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to Chrysler and saved them with the minivan, the birth of the minivan and the K car. And you know,
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I remember the K cars, they had the Plymouth Reliant and then there was the Chrysler K
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K car. They were sister cars anyway. You could do a full tune up. I mean, plugs, wires, cap, rotor,
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PZV valve, the whole nine yards for a couple of hundred bucks. You could do brakes. We could do
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brakes on those K car series, including the minivan all the way around pads, rotors, calipers,
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the whole nine yards for like $200 in parts. They were cheap to fix. Timing belts weren't bad
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to do on those. I could do it. You got to a point where I could do a timing belt in like less than
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four hours, start to finish. So you're done in half a day. Got that down to like an hour apart,
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an hour back together and setting everything up, setting the timing and everything else.
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But I'll tell you what, you couldn't kill those things. They were cheap. They were cheap little
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commuter, the K car, the Reliant and the minivan. But there's something I have to admit about
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that period of time was the 80s, mid 80s, when those all came out. I really had a thing for the
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paneled minivan. Yeah, it looked like, you know, that sticky tack stuff you put in a drawer liner,
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but it was wood. It was wood drawer liner on it and then had this fake looking wood molding.
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Did anyone, anybody out there have one of those? Yeah, they came in red.
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Most of the ones I saw were like a deep burgundy and then they had the wood grain
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mack tack on there drawer liner with the, what looked like fake pine trim, but it was side moldings.
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And I thought, wow, that thing, that thing looks so cool. Yeah, okay, then I woke up.
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But that was the birth of the minivan. Lee Iacocca saved Chrysler with the mini coming
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up the minivan and the K car series. If it wasn't for that Chrysler would be, they would have been
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gone because they were swirling and going down for the last time. So, all right, fun Friday.
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Okay. So, can you look stellar in a minivan? I don't know. Like I said, I don't have one. So,
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that's where you can jump into the comments. Send me an email nile at ccbusnet.com or
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motormouth.jankins at gmail.com where you can put a comment in our YouTube channel.
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Leave me a comment. Yeah, so that's the question I have is, it's not, it's not the vehicle, it's
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the presence I think with the minivan. Can you actually look stylish driving a minivan or is
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that game over the second the sliding door opens? Yes or no? I don't know. This is where,
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you know, we've got to get a little bit of interaction. So, if you want to comment on that
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and leave me a comment, shoot me an email for Saturday mornings program. You can do that. So,
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if you're driving and your co-partner is half asleep, one eye open, one eye closed and spilling
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coffee on your nice fabric seat on that side, you might want to pinch them lightly so they don't
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spill the whole beverage. You don't look uncool because of the van. You look uncool because
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maybe you've surrendered. Confidence makes the outfit. The vehicle just carries you. Maybe
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that might be the case. I don't know. I'm just throwing these ideas out. I just scratched down
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some ideas. Thought I'd just throw some stuff out there because I don't know. In fact, not, not
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mentioning any names in conversation last Saturday with my Eggman and Honeyman. Yeah, awesome honey.
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They got their own bees. They got their own chickens and the honey is out of this world.
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But anyways, I was, we were talking and I said, yeah, and you know, they asked me, you know,
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how's it going? You know, I said, we're just about ready to bust 100 episodes on our podcast.
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But we're going to start Fun Friday and talking about minivans. There was this slight hesitation.
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Don't mention my name. I go, okay, I won't. He said, I, he says, what are you going to be asking?
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Can you look stellar behind the wheel of a minivan? He said, you know, when, when my wife
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and I got married, I said, we're never having, he said, I told her, we're never having a minivan.
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Okay. How did that go? She was good with it. We had two kids. You know, we're not getting a minivan.
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Then the third child came along. We've got to get a minivan. Well, I, I couldn't stop laughing.
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So did you look cool behind the wheel of the minivan? Did you look stellar?
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I don't know. But you know, he says that he said this, that thing was a grub grab getter,
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the groceries, the kids camping, all the gear, the household pets, everything you could think of.
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We crammed in there and down the road we went. It was a hauler. It was a truck. It was a trailer.
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It hauled kids plus the household pets. He said, it was, and he's whispering. I go,
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you're whispering. You don't want the neighbors to know you had a minivan. He goes, no,
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it was really good. It was a really good vehicle. You could get so much done with that minivan.
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So I never got an answer on whether or not he felt you could look cool behind the window of,
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behind the windows of the minivan. But here's a couple of things you got to know.
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Rock stars rent minivans on tour. Did you know that? CEOs drive practical cars. They drive
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minivans. Parents drive minivans like it's a command center. I believe that. I really do.
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I think it's the big toe of the household, the minivan. Personally, that's what I'm thinking.
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So my parents got into minivans in their retirement years and that's what they used to
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snowbird it for a couple of months. And they put, they built like a closet in there.
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So you don't put all their garb hanging all up so nothing got wrinkled and then they have a spot
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for their cooler for their frozen meat and their stews and stuff they'd created. They had the minivan
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like super decked out like it was a machine unstoppable. And that's how they'd go every year.
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You know, everything had its place in the minivan. Yep. And I drove Chevy minivans for a while and
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then they got the grand caravan, the pooba of caravans. And they only got, well my mom passed in
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2022 and pops got rid of the minivan a couple of years before because they couldn't travel south
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anymore. So but they had that Dodge caravan grand caravan for quite a while. It was in stellar
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condition. But again, you know, I was, you know, quite often a passenger in the minivan. Yeah,
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I would hide. And so that's all I got to say about that. But yeah, you know, I see that there is
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a special garb. I think there is. I think they have to have some some kind of style to be a minivan
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owner. I think there has there's some boundaries. So this one, it came up with dark jeans or clean
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work pants. Or how about a well fitted hoodie or jacket? neutral colors, black navy charcoal olive.
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Yeah, not like a we don't really I don't think you need a runway fashion show to own a minivan.
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You just need to be clean fitted and intentional. What do you think your thoughts on that?
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And footwear. Here's what I came up for footwear. Here's another great way to I think begin to build
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the minivan image a little deeper than it's not just a minivan. It's a machine. It is a tool.
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Clean boots, sharp sneakers, casual leather shoes. What do you think?
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The shoes really tell the story. If your shoes are wrecked, then the van isn't the problem.
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If you know what I'm saying, so the shoes got to be important because the first thing out the door
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pretty much you got to put your feet down. I think that's where, you know, people that don't have a
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minivan are going to go, Whoa, that's they're happening. Like they they got their moves coming out
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of that minivan. And number three, interior. The interior matters. That's what I'm thinking.
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The minivan my parents had. It was comfortable in there. Nice seats, comfortable seats. You
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didn't have the the DVD player. That sucked. Yeah, because if you didn't want to get in on the
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conversation, you might as well watch a movie or something, right? Or documentary. This is where
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we can, we're going to slide some motor wealth practicality in here. You want to look stylish
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in a minivan. Here's what I'm thinking. Clean it, vacuum it, wipe the dash for Pete's sake. I've seen
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minivans like quarter inch of dash in dust or quarter inch of dust on the dash. You could
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scrape it with an ice scraper. And you know, I didn't think they put out any of the trash in the
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minivan. It's been in there since it was born. So clean it, vacuum it, wipe the dash for Pete's
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sake. And no french fries fossilized in the cup holder or muffin crumbs, or the like. Yeah,
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that's gross. These are some of the things I remember working on minivans. They could be
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extremely a gross factor 10. And when you open the sliding door, it's like this
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waft comes out and you go, what on earth is that smell? There ain't no air freshener that's going
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to help that. No, you got to, you seriously need to be nose blind to drive that van. And I had a
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few of them come in the shop. They were grossness on a scale of 10, a 12.5 closer to 20. Here's
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my point number four. You got to own the roll when you have a minivan. You got to own it.
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Yeah, the guys maybe they'll add some accessories, you know, some more extra tinted windows, maybe
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I saw a minivan yesterday had running boards on it, I got to say, kind of dangerous, they were
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really low. It really took away the road height. And they looked cheesy. On a cheesy meter,
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the needle was off the scale. And wrapping around the other side, it looked rough. Yeah,
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super I gave it, I looked and then I looked away and I had to look again, I go that that looks
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really super cheesy and a bit dangerous. You could get those things hooked up and really
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rip the side of the part. Anyways, a minivan isn't a surrender, it's logistics, its capacity,
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its leadership, your hauling kids, your hauling gears, your hauling groceries, and just a real
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world real life piece of equipment. It's not just a van. Here's what I came up with.
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It's not just a van, a minivan. That's a mobile operation center for mama,
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moving the kids soccer, baseball, ice capades, synchronized swimming, you know, all those
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really cool programs and noodle art and macrame classes. Okay, and paper mache classes. It's not
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just a minivan. And I think that you can look sharp in anything if you're already sharp.
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That confidence is the upgrade package. And there's millions of minivans out there.
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I don't like being behind a minivan or in an intersection and there's a minivan. I need to
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make a left turn and I can't see past the stink of minivan. Yeah, that's what I don't like about them.
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Being a non minivan owner, I just find they block a lot of roadway. They really take up some geography.
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But I really think here's a Q&A for Saturday.
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If you think you can't look stylish in a minivan, email me and tell me why. And if you think you can
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look stylish in a minivan, tell me what you're wearing and keep it non weird. Okay, non weird.
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And you can email that to me and I'll answer those. I'll read some of those out on Saturday
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morning, tomorrow morning, our one hour broadcast to car connection. I'll take questions. You email
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me a question. Nile at ccbusnet.com can be automotive can be related to our fun Friday
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topic minivans trying to, you know, do can you look stellar? Can you deck out a minivan and make
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it look cooler, hotter, stylish? Your address code for being in the minivan? What does that look
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like? Share it with us. Open to those emails and I'll share some of that on the air tomorrow. So
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if you want a Q&A, Saturdays are going to be designed for Q&A. You have questions, fire it over
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to me in an email and I'll address that on the morning show on Saturdays. I'll answer a pile
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of questions. You give me the questions. I'll answer the questions and keep them good and nice.
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No nasty stuff. You armchair warriors. I know where you live. That's right. Exactly. And we
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won't give any arms or legs to anything that's nasty. I'll tell you that right now. It just
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ain't going to happen because I said no to drama about 25 years ago. Yeah. So let's close it out
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right here. You don't look uncool because you drive a minivan. You look uncool because you're
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stopped trying perhaps. Clean shoes, fitted clothes, clean interior, confidence, done.
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There you go. I think that is the best way to end our fun Friday and if there's some topics you
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want to cover and have some laughs on a Friday, by all means share it with me and we'll turn Friday
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into a fun day. Friday, fun day. Drive safe out there. Keep it under 100. Remember it's
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weekend. Some people work weekends like I have for 32 years now and some people don't. And if you
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know you're working weekends, you want to get a question in on the podcast, you can send it in
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during the week for Saturday. For Saturday's Q&A and be more than happy to put that in the folder
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for Saturday mornings program and we'll see you in the next one. So have a great weekend,
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drive safe, get home in one piece. All right. So happy, healthy motoring, keep it under 100,
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put that coffee on because we just might come to your house. We'll see you in the next one. Bye for now.