They’re doing a fun challenge where they pick cars that would be great for summer. The twist is they have different money limits, so it’s about finding something fun without spending too much.
The BMW iX3 is an electric SUV made by BMW. Instead of using gasoline, it runs on a battery and an electric motor. The podcast mentions it because someone drove it for most of the day.
“22 inch wheels” refers to wheel diameter, which usually means larger rims and typically lower-profile tires. Larger wheels can change the car’s look significantly and may affect ride comfort and tire cost.
A head-up display shows important info right in front of you, usually on the windshield. That way you don’t have to look down at the dashboard as much.
An EV is an electric car. Instead of burning fuel, it uses an electric motor and a battery. They’re talking about how well it drives and how far it can go.
The Porsche Taycan is a performance-focused electric sedan that’s known for strong driving dynamics and packaging. The speaker mentions it in the context of packaging, suggesting they’re comparing how much space/shape you get versus other EVs.
Rear footwells are the space on the floor where rear passengers put their feet. If the floor is flatter, it usually feels more comfortable and less cramped.
The speaker notes that the test car had “another nine and a half grand’s worth of options,” meaning the base price was increased significantly by add-on factory equipment. This is a key concept in UK car buying because the “as tested” price can be far above the advertised starting price.
PCP is a UK way to finance a car. You make monthly payments, and at the end you usually choose to return the car, buy it, or refinance—often with a bigger final payment if you want to keep it.
Home charging is when you charge your electric car at home, usually overnight. It makes daily driving easier because the car starts the day with a full battery.
Car
Triumph Trident 660
The Triumph Trident 660 is a motorcycle model from Triumph. The speaker went to a launch event for it in Spain.
ASMR is a video style where the focus is on relaxing sounds and close-up details. They’re suggesting doing a long, less-edited version so you can really hear everything that’s going on.
A press car is a car a company lends to reviewers. Because it’s meant for reviews and videos, it often comes with lots of options so the reviewer can show everything.
“Carbon” usually means carbon-fiber parts. They’re light and strong, but if you damage them, fixing them often requires specialist repair work and can cost more than normal bodywork.
“Last 10 percent” means the final bit of improvement is usually the hardest and most expensive. You might get most of the fun first, but the top version costs a lot for smaller gains.
A “blind drive test” is when you drive cars without knowing which one is which, to reduce bias. The point here is that even if the newer 992 feels better, it’s hard to prove how much of that is objective versus expectation.
PPF is a clear protective layer that helps stop small damage from things like stones and road grit. It’s different from a wrap because it’s meant to protect the paint rather than replace it.
In the UK, an MOT is a yearly safety check your car has to pass to stay legal to drive. If it runs out, you can’t drive it on public roads until it’s renewed.
A skid pan is a controlled test surface designed to help drivers and engineers study traction loss. It’s used to evaluate how a car’s tires, brakes, and stability/traction systems respond when grip suddenly drops.
A convertible is a car where you can open the roof. People like them in summer because you get fresh air and a more “open” driving experience.
Term
4D cut out job
They’re joking that the rear plate area looks like it’s been cut and shaped in a fancy way. It’s probably an aftermarket styling job, not the standard look.
An armoured personnel carrier is a big military vehicle built to keep people safe in combat. Here, it’s mentioned as a fun but very impractical way to drive to the pub.
A track day is when you drive on a race track for fun and practice. It’s usually not a race, but it can be hard on tires and brakes because you’re going faster for longer.
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Hey guys, welcome back to the Drive Talk podcast.
Hey, we're back in podium place again.
Don't you think it's like bringing the podcast home?
I know, it feels like a natural location this for us,
doesn't it?
It does.
Yeah, it's wonderful being back.
And I think I've overdone it in the coffees.
I think we've had what sweet since we came out.
They're so good, you can't not have another one,
can you really, every time we stop and start.
Yeah, that's great to be back.
And the sun's out.
Sun's out, gun's out, and you came in the bike.
Yeah, yeah, hence my slightly, my knees aren't usually,
that's totally.
I thought you had an injury, but I thought you just had
swollen kneecaps.
There's just an age thing.
On the inside, just.
Is that in your jeans, or have you got like some?
In my jeans.
Right, get the jeans off and show us, come on.
Yay.
Yeah.
And yeah, I've got like my casual jeans and boots on,
but they are all protective stuff, so.
Yeah, I'm very good.
Well, I know you normally do shoes for me, Patrick.
They are.
Look at these.
Do you get them from Harrods?
They're PTS shoes, they actually are very Harrods kind,
aren't they?
No, these are PTS Sundewan shoes.
Wow.
Tan interior.
They're very special.
Yeah.
Oh, they match my jumper.
Yeah.
So, you know, color coordinate, your color coordinate,
look at that, you've got white t-shirt.
I know, I'm not.
No.
Oh, there's the bottle opener shoes.
They are.
Yeah, they've still got the stain of.
The cider on, from when you sprayed cider all over me at the.
No, you sprayed cider all over me.
Well, no, you gave me a shook up bowl.
It's your fault.
We've got lots to talk about.
So, in this episode, we are going to have a bit of a general
catch up, because we've all been doing some very cool,
exciting things.
And then we're going to do one of our challenges.
Yes, we like a challenge.
Summer is on its way, blue skies and sunshine outside.
So, we're doing a summer car challenge.
So, we've each been set the challenge.
We've got three budgets, because we know how you guys like,
when we do like normal budgets that you can afford
without selling kidney.
Things that we could afford, they could afford.
Yeah.
It's much better that way.
So, we've had to choose our ultimate summer car,
three different budgets.
Four.
Oh, well, yeah.
We have a caveated one, yeah.
Up to five grand, up to 15 grand and up to 30 grand.
And then one without a budget.
Yeah, essentially a dream.
I can't wait.
I just know what Patrick will have come with some really
off the walls.
There's one of them that I think, yeah,
you two would never guess in a million years.
One of them is slightly obvious, but yeah.
And also, whether or not we've actually hit the brief,
because it's not a brief that you can go wrong with, really.
Well, it defends how you define a summer car, right?
I mean, this is very true, actually, very true.
We'll come onto that.
So, where are we starting?
Have you got the agenda on your phone there?
Oh, well, I did have, yeah.
Thankfully, Patrick says.
Well, we can talk about what you two have been doing, right?
Joe, you've just come back from a drive of a car.
You can talk about that if you'd like.
Yeah, so yesterday, I mean, this is going to shock a lot of people,
and it's probably going to shock a lot of people in the video.
But I spent most of the day in BMW's brand new iX3,
which is an electric car.
Oh, well, hold on.
Isn't that car of the year?
Exactly, car of the year.
I brought up a little story yesterday saying,
because it's crazy that there's a driving embargo on it.
But yeah, it's already car of the year, months ago.
I mean, yeah.
Did it live up to expectations, really, as the first question?
Annoyingly, it did.
I mean, I was really impressed with everything about it.
I'd seen the car physically at very BMW and Corridon, actually.
They had a sort of a dealer launch there about a month ago.
And I thought it was quite aesthetically pleasing to look at.
It's still got some weird angles like the side of the car.
I think, as with many BMWs, it's almost like they've designed the front,
they've designed the rear, they've designed the interior,
and they've just gone, let's just let's just keep the side
flat and plain and do nothing with it.
Just got to join the front and the back.
Exactly. Just extrude the two sides
and they meet in the middle, in the middle of the doors.
Yeah, uses little material as possible.
But even I'd say even the optional 22 inch wheels,
which are the non aero wheels look to me like full fat, like M wheels,
which is really nice to refresh and see, because I think I saw on with aero wheels
and it looked quite bland.
The car, as we know, wheels make a massive difference.
So aesthetically good looking, interior wise, looks amazing.
The quality of everything pretty much feels like it's gone up
a step compared to the current X3, which is only about a year old.
But hadn't the X3 gone down a step?
Yeah. So are we back to where they were?
Or do you think they've stepped on again from from peak BMW that we talk about before?
I don't think they're at peak BMW, which is in my opinion, only three, four years ago.
I think there's still there's still some sketchier plastics in places,
but it's not offensive now.
Like I didn't go in there and I spent the day looking for some horrible plastics.
And apart from like the steering column surround,
which was a bit sort of like cheapish looking, the rest of it was lovely.
All the touch points were good.
Honestly, they're tech in it.
And this is not me being a BMW fanboy.
They've got this new eye.
They call it panoramic eye drive.
And it's it's it's like the next generation of head up display.
So although this car also had the optional head up display,
which was overkill, because at the front of the windscreen at the bottom,
you have all of the all of everything you need to see.
So your dashboard with all your normal stuff that you can sort of configure.
But then you've got six different widget widgets to the left
that you can so easily control and swap in and out with whatever you want.
So whether you want it to be like a weather widget or your
what you're playing on your podcast drive talk podcast widget,
all these different things that you can configure.
And obviously that all stays with the driver and the key.
So if you're driving it and your partner driving it and that's all.
But just the tech it in one way, it was a lot to take in in one day,
especially for my my slow brain.
But in another way, a lot of it was like, this is actually pretty cool.
Like there's some really nice stuff in here and it all works really well.
Because like a head up display, when you're looking at it all,
your peripheral vision is still predominantly looking down the road.
So so that was all really good.
But for me, it was all about how is it going to drive?
You know, range is the big thing that we all talk about with EVs.
What is the suggested range?
And what is the the EPA rated range?
Yes. So the WT WLTP combined predicted range or whatever was was about
five hundred, depending on the model.
And mine was the top spec 500 miles.
Yeah. And really?
And the one I was in was the top spec 50 X drive M sport pro
with the optional 22 inch wheels.
So the least efficient of all, and that was four hundred and sixty miles.
But when I got in it, it said four eight eight range with 98 percent battery.
How big is the battery?
One hundred and eight point nine kilowatt usable,
kilowatt hour usable.
Oh, wow. So massive.
And it's a new it's something about the way they they use the cells
in the battery or whatever.
It's like a generation six battery.
But I did about 100 miles in it and I used about 110 miles of range.
But that included probably four or five launch controls, some spirit of driving.
So actually, I reckon, and according to the people at BMW,
and I don't think they would lie to me, but they did work at BMW.
They said that then when they're running them in,
they were getting well over four hundred miles in the colder weather that we had,
you know, a month ago.
So so it's it's I mean, spending a day in a press car and handing it back
with over 300 miles, an electric press car and handing it back with over 300 miles
in it. I've never had that experience before.
So it was all, you know, it was quite refreshing.
I kept looking at the range and I was just like, actually,
I've stopped looking at the range.
I don't know. I'm just I'm just calling an ambulance.
Joe's Joe's talking.
Yeah. Hello. Yeah.
Ambulance please. Yes.
Yes. The name is Mr Achilles.
Yeah, it's finally happened.
He needs an instant, instant intensive care.
Fatal injection.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's talking positively about an EV.
Yeah, I think this is end of life.
Now, yeah.
So so the range was great and the way it drove.
So this one, there's only one time of launch in terms of power,
but it's a small motor on the front axle, large motor on the rear axle,
not 16. I timed it just over four and a half seconds.
Quick enough for your ex family bus.
And so funny, four and a half seconds.
That 10 years ago would have been like a super car.
Yeah, exactly.
And the thing is it would do it in any weather at any point,
you know, you know, anyone could get that achieved that sort of time.
Do we know how much it weighs?
2.35 tons.
It's not bad.
So yeah, it's sort of normal.
But also it's relative.
It was on passive suspension.
Now, I'd heard whispers that they're going to bring out an adaptive suspension,
but they haven't developed that properly yet.
So it was on passive springs and non adjustable.
And on the way down to our lunch location, I was like, OK, well, it rides really well.
So it's surely not going to feel great in the bends
because they've set the spring way up to be.
But actually, when I took it into the twisties, it handled really well.
So so that was good.
But I think one of the biggest standup points for me and I noticed it
the second I pulled out of BMW UK's headquarters was the calibration
on what they've done.
And I'm sure it's the same with a lot.
I don't drive that many EVs, but I think a lot of manufacturers
are really nailing the calibration of the throttle
and what we know as the throttle early EVs.
It was very not on or off, but it was very like, oh, we're in an electric car.
It was this one, the first 30 percent of the throttle pedal is just so especially in.
So there's a more natural torque curve to the power comes in like an engine.
But like you'd expect.
Yeah, it feels like you've got like a 180 horsepower normal SUV.
And it's like, OK, but then obviously then you you put your foot down.
Yeah, the weight and the power and just the physics.
But again, Audi did that a couple of years ago with the RS3
when we went to the skid pan somewhere in Spain.
What was the name of the skid pan?
That's where it went wrong.
It was just a big grippy bit of tarmac in the paddock.
Here's a car park, kind of thing, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And we destroyed, they said,
oh, you'll get 90 seconds on this new set of tyres
in this RS3.
And literally, I did about three or four doughnuts
and the rears delaminated.
And it was like...
What's the point?
That was cool, but what is the point in that?
Like, how does that look good for a brand?
Yeah, look how quickly our tyres...
The slow-mo smoky shot looks good.
Yeah, look, yeah.
But then it just worries you.
But you need the Chris Harris long corner, slidey look.
You do.
But I think this is going to be a problem with,
and I'm sure it's something that, you know,
the likes of Michelin have had big challenges with recently,
with these really powerful fast EVs and hybrids.
Because I know people that have got like M5s.
Another guy messaged me not so long ago.
He's done three, just under 4,000, 3,800 miles
and he needed a new set of tyres for his M5.
And he only drives it on the road.
Wow.
And he said, I drive it a bit spirited.
Really?
Yeah, but I was like, wow,
I haven't even checked my own son's 6,000,
but then I have swapped wheels.
So, but when you think about the physics of it,
it's like, you've got a thousand newton meters of torque.
You've got two and a half tonnes of car.
Doesn't matter, you know,
there's only so much you can do to that tyre.
So, yeah, it does get, it all starts to sound
a little bit expensive after a while.
But at least you get out and drive in the sunshine
and in some, maybe you don't need a two and a half tonne car
with a thousand newton meters of torque.
No, I reckon I can find something for about five grand.
Do you want one?
Or 15 or 30.
Yeah, I think I could too.
What about you, Joe?
Yeah, I reckon five grand was a challenge for me.
Let's do five grand.
What did I tell you?
What did I tell you when we first arrived?
I was like, Joe will struggle with this
because the lower bracket, he can't PCP.
So like, what does he do?
And let's you suggest that he's buying a Citroen Ami,
that there's nothing you can PCP at that.
Yeah, four and a half grand PCP.
Who's going first?
Well, what I want you two to do,
and we'll start with you and we'll go this way round.
Like, how did you define a summer car?
Because initially in my head, and Joe said the same,
I went to convertible.
But then I was like, hmm, but is it like a track day thing?
Like, where do I want that?
And then there was a line, is it like a pub car
where you can bring your mates?
So like, you just bobble around.
And so I went in a certain direction, I'm sure you did.
And you definitely, I think we know where you went.
But like, where did you go with this summer car?
What's your definition of a summer car?
Convertible.
Convertible.
All amount of convertibles.
For me, because I've got two convertibles,
like today, I drove here in the Mini,
and I woke up this morning and went,
this is great, sun's out,
I'm driving all the way there with the roof down.
Yeah, I came in the convertible as well today.
Yeah, you did, that's pretty good.
So for me, a summer car is a convertible.
Okay.
And what's the use case, though?
That's more my, because you've got to pick the cars,
convertible, yes.
But are you going fast?
Are you going slow?
Are you bringing friends?
Well, the big one then,
it's not so much the fast or slow,
in fact, you'll see in my collection,
but whether you've got two seats or four
is the big question,
because there's like your two-seater
little roadster sports car,
but then they're limited to two people,
or you can have four seats,
but then you're limited to kind of,
four seat convertibles are normally quiet shit, really,
because it's like having a shoebox
with the roof taken off like,
and they're a bit flippy floppy,
but you've got the roof down anyway.
So yeah, I've gone for a bit of a mix.
Okay.
For me, and maybe this is the world that I'm in
with my 912, that I did get started the other week,
the weather's getting nice.
Yeah, you take the piss out of me with my Spydo,
at least I'd drive mine.
Yeah, but if mine worked, I'd drive it.
No, no, but I went to cars that you can enjoy
for a short period of time, right?
The 912.
Yeah, exactly.
200 miles.
Don't have to be reliable.
You don't have to use them every day.
You don't have to do the slogs in the rain and the weather.
You can get them out of the garage or the...
Suddenly fun go take off.
Yeah, exactly.
You can just go for a poodle,
whether it's fast or slow.
That was, that's where my head space was.
For me, for me, the summertime or summer car,
summertime, it just means fun times in cars
and going on road trips.
Having a fun time in cars, look at that.
Oh, easy now.
Easy now.
G-A-M-3 and like some kind of matte black,
horrible number plates, though.
Oh, anyway.
Using our draw keys.
So you're, are you going for like road trip vibes?
Yeah, I also did think convertibles.
So I'm not, maybe one of mine might be a convertible,
but I just pictured a car that I'm out and about in summer
and with a big smile on my face.
And whether that's in the Alps
or whether it's driving to the shops and back.
So yeah, nothing.
I mean, yeah, in a way, it's no different to a winter car,
but I think in my head, a winter car would be more
like an SUV thing or something that's a bit less exciting.
Summer cars, like I want a smile on them.
I'll tell you now, you wouldn't want to use any three
of my cars in the winter.
No, absolutely not.
No, no.
Right, should we start off five grand then
and you can go first.
I don't think that BMW could be dropped anymore, do you?
No.
Wow, that is, that is a mean looking slant.
It is mean to be fair.
And he's lost the front number plate on the way here.
He starts to put it in the window.
Oh no.
Yeah, it's a real shame.
I quite like, I'm not a black wheel fan,
but those wheels do look pretty good.
Good tires on it.
And they're on Mr. and Tyre's.
And yellow DRLs as well.
That is, apart from the rear number plate,
which was like a 4D cut out job,
that the rest of the car is nailed.
Oh hang on, granddad's got his laptop out.
All right, here we go.
Oh, I'm gonna show you a picture,
so I can see it.
I have to put my glasses on it.
Right, so we're going five grand.
Up to five grand.
Up to five grand.
So I've got a pound left.
Oh, I blew this one.
Right, my car has a three liter engine
with 282 horsepower.
Okay, it could be a lot of things at this point.
130,000 miles, okay.
And it's a BMW.
It's a Z3 or Z4?
Well, 282 horsepower.
Yeah, Z4?
Is it a Z4, three liter?
282 with a three liter.
That's a bizarre...
Under five grand.
That's a Z4 3SI.
No.
What is it?
I'm trying to think what's 282.
I'm gonna hate myself.
Look at that.
Oh, six fours.
Six fours?
This is a 635.
635i?
Yeah.
Wow, I wouldn't...
I mean, that is an ugly car.
It's ugly, but so one of the...
One, I thought, I mean, the thing is that five grand...
Thank God it's only for the summer.
A lot of the cars, the soft top cars,
they were all either basically Z3s or Audi TTs
or the occasional...
I thought you'd be bang on for an Audi TT.
Yeah, no, I only like the nice fast ones.
I couldn't get a TT, so I thought, yeah.
That is horrible.
But one of the things someone told me once,
and I don't know where this is true,
because you know they got that horrible lip bum on them.
That they did that so that you could fit two sets of golf clubs
and a power caddy in the boot,
so they had to make it that size.
He hasn't said, but it's actually a diesel.
Yeah, it's a diesel.
Oh, a 635d, of course it is.
Yeah, it's nothing better than a diesel soft top.
So when you're driving along,
you get all the fumes coming back into the car.
You'd be co-rolling with your convertible 6s.
I looked at lots and lots of like MX-5s and TTs and Z3s.
And then you ran outside all the way for that.
That's a crew.
You could cruise down to do good mileage and everything.
I thought that was a bit different.
It's only got three owners.
It's definitely different.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let me have another, let's have a couple of...
Let's have a couple of looks.
Can we show us a petrangle?
Let me just...
I will say the wheels aren't bad.
I like the wheels.
Okay, no...
Well, the N-series is quite nice.
Do you know what that is?
That's James Dimmock.
That is James Dimmock.
That is a James Dimmock spec.
Like Silverstone leather or something.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, okay.
It's not bad.
No, it's not bad at all.
How much?
Just under five.
Yeah, four thousand nine at the moment.
I mean, that would have been 80, 85 grand back in the day.
Five grand?
Yeah, nice.
And it's got nicer switch gear in it than my M5.
Yeah, probably.
It's got the same switch gear as your M5.
Oh, much nicer.
I can tell you that.
There you go.
So that's mine.
Okay.
You want me to get mine up?
Yeah.
Now this is...
I went for cars...
No excuse.
No, there's no excuse.
This is a car I've always wanted to own.
And I was going through...
Five grand.
Yeah, there's loads of cars I'd like to own.
I nearly went for a 180 Cleo,
but you can't really buy any now
that are good ones for under five grand.
And you've had one then.
Yeah, I have.
So this is a car I've always wanted.
It nearly became my first car,
but I couldn't find one at the time.
And it's different.
It's fun and it's two and a half grand.
Oh, so you get two and a half grand
to keep it on the road?
It's from 2004.
Or to spend money on yours.
You are going to need to spend...
I think there's two and a half grand
to be spent on this to maintain it
for the summer months.
So it's 61,000 miles, 2004.
It's got a 700 CC engine in it.
Oh, the little chinko chin...
No.
It's cappuccino, no.
It is a smart roadster.
Oh, cool.
Now it's bad.
It's your gearbox though.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
There's a lot wrong with it,
but like I said, I'm only driving with it.
That's lovely though.
That's cool.
Dark blue, silver wheels.
It's the roadster.
So it has the boot bit at the back.
Because the other with the coupe ones
that were cut off at the back,
I always thought they looked really weird.
But that, that is a cool...
That's very cool.
You can't say that's not a cool looking thing.
No, I concur with that.
And it's got three spoke alloys on it.
And I've got two and a half grand
to prevent it from breaking down.
Look at the interior though.
Two and a half grand to catch a bus.
I'd probably get new seats.
New seats in that.
It was the smart...
But I think that's cool.
What was that?
Again, like I'm not,
I'm not using it all the time.
It's sunny days.
It's, you know,
you can trip to the pub or...
You can get a Brabus one of them as well, can't you?
You can't for five grand,
but yeah, I did look into one of those.
It's funny because I saw one of them
the other day going past me,
ironically on the motorway.
What were you doing?
Walking down the house over.
I don't, yeah.
I'm trying to figure out how or where that was.
Maybe it was in Germany.
Were you going the other way?
Yeah, probably.
Yeah.
But in that spec and I...
Look at the interior.
It's so small.
It's a bit odd, but...
It's cool, man.
No, I like that a lot.
For two and a half grand,
I think you're having a lot of fun in that.
Like I said, you're not going fast.
You're not going on track days,
but you could go down a country lane and enjoy it.
It's a small car and I've always thought they're novel
and I think they're interesting
and this is a lovely spec one.
So, just to give you some context,
so we were talking about the GT3 earlier.
When I specced my GT3 up on the Porsche configurator for,
I don't know, 175,000 pounds,
it said finance payments only four and a half thousand pounds a month.
Oh my.
You could buy pretty much two of them in the first month.
That's insane.
What about yours?
So, mine's relatively...
Which BMW have you chosen, Jim?
Mine's relatively boring.
Joe's picked a Porsche Boxster.
No.
No?
Oh, one second.
It's sold.
Yeah, it's sold.
Let me bring these links up.
So, my first car.
So, how much money are you going to negotiate off of this price?
I'm going to have to negotiate a grand off this one, unfortunately.
Oh, it's...
I'll caveat that by saying
that you could definitely find a lot of them for five grand.
I just saw this one.
It was quite a nice example.
This is getting really...
This one is very left-field.
So, it is a Ford Focus ST.
What?
Oh, yeah, that's my first thought of a summer car of that.
Yeah, do you know what I've always wanted for the summer
is a Ford Focus ST.
Yeah, well, it's on a 56 plate.
And I actually had one of these on a 56 plate 15 years ago.
And you didn't learn from your mistakes the first time?
No, because I absolutely loved it.
It is like so many fast Fords over the years.
It's a very underrated car.
The problem is now they've got such a bad image, I think.
Like, you know, they're a bit sort of...
I don't know, they haven't got the best image,
but this one's very untarted.
But what's awesome about this car, either of you know...
Straight five.
Yeah, yeah, it's got the five-cylinder Volvo engine in it.
So, it's 2.3-litre turbocharged five-cylinder.
And it makes such a good sound.
Maybe sound base.
They sound base.
They go really well.
The manual gearbox is lovely.
It's 64,000 miles as well.
Yeah, it's a good mileage.
This one's got like three owners in total.
Last owner lady since 2009.
Yeah, so never raced a rally.
Never raced a rally.
But I know it's very left-field, but...
And what are you...
No, but I'm intrigued, what are you doing with that?
What's...
Take it on a road trip.
Okay, yeah, fair, fair.
Yeah, I could see it going.
That would just be...
If you want to buy a shit car for under five grand challenge,
then that'd be great, wouldn't it?
It would be, yeah.
It doesn't even have a sunroof for the summer bit, but I'm sure it will.
Just the front windows down with your arm moving out of it with the tablet.
Yeah, perfect.
But anyway, so there's Joe's very left-field one.
I did not expect that from you.
But even after seeing you two, I'll still take that.
I thought you were going to say Z3, Z4 back in the world.
No, no, no, no, no.
That'll come with 15, I imagine.
Right, next.
Right, so 15,000 pounds.
It's quite a lot of money when you're talking about just for the summer.
It is.
This is definitely a Sunday fun day.
Okay, I like that.
Just take it out for a special drive.
And now, I've gone classic.
Perfect.
Yeah.
I've always wanted this car's big brother,
but there ain't no way you're getting that for 15,000 quid.
Okay.
And you won't guess at all.
In fact, even if I show you the picture, you might not even know what it is.
Oh, my goodness.
This is a pet special.
It's an Austin Healy.
It's an Austin Healy Frog I'd Sprite.
Can you give me one of those for 15 grand?
For 15 grand.
That is cool.
That is cool.
Would you fit in one of those?
I have no idea, probably not.
But I'm not sure that's you.
Look at it.
So pretty.
You'd have to drive it from your drive.
Yeah.
It's so long.
Now, I have no idea.
I mean, it's got a knock off wire wheels.
I mean, it's just a cool looking.
What year is that from?
It is a 1960 something, I think.
Oh, let me just...
That's cool.
Wow.
Like your sort of age then.
Oh, shut up.
It is.
Yeah, I really like that.
1.3 Austin Healy Sprite.
1960.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's cool.
Yeah.
I thought that.
You know, when you're flicking through auto-trading, you go...
Oh, wow.
Yeah, it's a bit different.
Yeah.
Yeah, there you go.
Like you said, Sunday fun day.
It's in your garage.
Yeah.
Never has a roof on it.
Especially down.
1275 TwinSU Carbs needs a little tune-up,
which means it doesn't run.
That's the way to sell my 9-12.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Clean and tidy car, always been garage.
New rear tyre.
I can see them now.
Do you know what the day trip would be?
If he...
What, to the MOT station or to the service?
They go out.
Go to the cafe, Goodwood.
Yeah.
A little thing there.
Then off to the seaside, fish and chips for lunch.
Oh, shit.
And then just poodle home, break down.
Look, it looks like it's smiling.
Tracy's fuming.
Yeah, it looks like it's smiling.
You know, ruined her day.
No, it's cool.
I like that.
There you go.
Especially down where you live.
On the page.
It's almost like...
You could drive it to Revival,
get in the forward parking at Revival.
It would be brilliant.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Because it's pre-66.
Perfect car.
Oh, yes.
Now, my next cast from 1982.
So we haven't gone too far forward into the future.
Were you born then?
No, it was 13 years before I was born.
No.
Yeah, because I was only three.
Oh, I keep forgetting that.
You were born the year after I graduated.
Anyway, so the whole, again, mentality for this
is not a car you can drive all the time.
And this one, I was like,
I think the big problem you have of these fun cars
that we get to experience or drive in
is that you only get really to have one passenger with you.
Maybe you can tuck two in the back.
Like you said, you've got that Michelin 911.
Like Alia can fit in the back of that quite comfortably.
But nobody else.
So like, I've had three people in that before.
That's quite cool.
But this, I think sensibly, you could get
one, two, three, four, five, seven of you at least.
It's a Defender.
Yes.
It's a Series 3 Defender Roll Top.
Wow.
Oh, cool.
With a canvas roof.
I thought they were much more expensive.
From my very basic research,
nobody cares about Series 3.
Series 1 and 2 expensive.
Defender, you know, the 90, the 110,
and then up to actual Defender.
Expensive.
This bit in the middle.
Oh, that's cool.
Now, I'm sure it's been painted with like a paintbrush.
But it's...
Well, most of them were.
Oh, that's cool.
It's your dark green with...
It's called Fatina.
Yeah, with roof.
It looks like it's been restored to a point.
You know, it's, it's very cool.
That's a very nice looking pub car.
Exactly.
Engine bay looks fine.
I'm sure it will break down.
But benches in the back.
So you can get two or three of you across each bench.
You can even be nine up.
Yeah, you don't drink so you can drive.
You get two sit on the floor as well.
You'd be nine up in that.
Absolutely safe as could be.
But I think for the summer,
roll off the top if it's, you know,
a really nice day and you're going out the daytime.
If you're going out at night, keep it on, you know, just in case.
You can make the pub.
Yeah.
So cool.
So I'm filming this week with guys in Chichester
called Squire Editions and the owner up until very recently,
had an armoured personnel carrier to take his mate to the pub.
Did you see him driving through Chichester
in an arm-trapped armoured personnel carrier
with all his mates in the back?
Yeah, I just thought I saw this photo.
The steel wheels, the greens.
That's very cool.
The top.
12,000.
Yeah, I would have thought that was like 30, 40 grand.
Again, what you're going to do is spend
three months using it on and off
and then you're going to spend nine months maintaining it
for the three months of use again.
And it's just this, you know,
cycle of cost for taking your mate's onto the pub.
I like it.
All right.
Okay.
Well, so we've gone from two cars that just wouldn't work.
What BMW have you chosen, Geoff?
No, I've actually gone for a 987 Porsche Box there.
Yeah.
I think that's the thinking man's choice.
Now, this one.
I looked at that advert.
Did you?
Yeah, it's amazing.
One, so 48, okay.
So it's a 2006.
It's a very early 987.
So a Gen 1.
It's the base one, which is a sweet spot,
2.7 litre, six cylinder.
It's done 48,000 miles.
Oh, wow.
It's a one owner car.
It's been garage its entire life,
and it's got a full Porsche service history.
12 and a half grand.
That's a lot of car for the money.
I mean, and it's a really nice.
It's silver with the optional larger S wheels,
blacks, black leather.
I mean, come on.
That's a lovely car, isn't it?
That is, that is.
Take my money.
Look at that.
Look at the interior.
Wow.
And it hasn't even got like a sports steering wheel,
which I know is the desirable steering wheel,
but then you think the sort of person that's own this.
Yeah, yeah.
On weekends and in the summer.
So yeah, that is, I saw that and I thought, oh my God.
That is a very sensible choice.
And that would be the best road trip car.
Yeah.
I think that would be the best option we've picked so far
to just have guaranteed funding.
And you've got two and a half.
I reckon you could secure that for 11 and a half grand.
And the number plate is CN06.
Anyway, yeah, of course it's a manual as well.
I think it's only a five.
Is it a five in that speed?
Or I don't know, a six speed.
Also, I just want to correct myself earlier on.
I said that the Ford had a 2.3 litre, if I said it.
It's 2.5 litre.
That's all right.
I'm sure the Ford are actually already on the forum post
somewhere on Facebook and everything else.
Yeah.
No, as soon as I said that, I was like, wait a second.
The 2.3 was the fourth in the, what do you call it?
Anyway, next, let's move it on.
That's nice.
We're nearly an hour.
We haven't done that.
Right, 30 grand now.
30 grand.
So I've gone for another convertible.
Okay, surprise, surprise.
This convertible has 552 horsepower.
Does 195 miles an hour and 0 to 60 in 4.8 seconds.
4.8.
And this particular car only has 26,000 miles on the clock.
Got it.
It's a 2008 car.
Is it an RS5?
No.
No.
Now what is it?
Oh, it's got a W12 engine.
Oh, it's a Bentley.
Continental, look at you and your Cheshire mansion.
Yeah, baby.
That's got seats in the back as well.
I mean, come on.
I mean, you need 30 grand a year just to keep it on the road.
How much did you say that was?
30 grand.
Right.
So where's the maintenance budget coming from?
Well, I know that is the problem,
because all the petrol budget as well.
It's the house to keep that.
I mean, I think it's a good looking car, though.
To a point, if you're Cheshire's wives or a footballer,
the interior is nice, look.
What?
You've picked a bad, you've not picked the best,
because I think in a dark blue...
I only had 30 grand.
Yeah, but you can buy one of those for 10.
Yeah, but would you want to buy one of those for 10?
No, I didn't say that.
I said you could.
I do like the premise.
When it's working.
That's a lot of performance for the month.
And I think in the right for spare.
30 grand, come on.
I mean, we talked about...
What year is that one?
2008.
Okay.
I mean, I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole, but...
I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole,
but that's where my 30 grand would go.
Well, yeah, you know, you know.
I mean, I just thought, I wonder what you can get for 30 grand.
Yeah.
Just how stupid can you go?
And that, that's a lot.
I mean, I don't know what that would have been.
I knew that would have been 100 and something.
Yeah.
Probably 130 or so.
Yeah, yeah.
It's scary.
Scary money.
Anyway, there we go.
Yeah, okay.
Four people.
I think you could pick a better version of the same thing
for that money, but I think...
Could you get a V8 one for that?
Yeah, I think you could probably get a newer V8 one,
which is probably...
You might even get one when it's facelift, like 2011 or something.
I mean, you probably get about six miles to the gallon we're at.
I mean, you're just going to...
Yeah, yeah, at best.
But you look lovely in the south of France.
Yeah.
At the side of the road.
Right, I've gone for...
I've gone for the exact same spec as my Spart Roadster.
Actually, I hadn't even realised.
I actually have picked three convertible cars.
Okay.
Even though I didn't think...
You haven't realised?
Did you not spot them?
No, no, because I didn't...
I didn't...
No, but it wasn't like normal convertible.
Like, Targa, this is also, I guess, technically,
and then the Series 3.
So, this is £28,000.
So, I've got £2,000 left over to do...
They're probably a track deal, too, isn't it?
I think it would be nice.
Okay.
2004 again, 24,000 miles, one owner car.
I nearly bought one of these before I bought my Alfa Romeo 4C,
because I really, really like them.
I love the ethos.
I love the look.
I love everything about it.
It is the Lotus Elise 111R.
Oh, yes.
Yeah, yeah.
So, you get the R because it has a 2.0-litre engine,
rather than the one that has the engine air.
That is...
That is unbelievable.
Yes.
How much is that?
£30,000.
£28,000.
Flipping, eh?
And they were...
When I was looking at them,
they were like 18 to 20s,
depending on mileage and spec.
This is a really lovely one.
Yeah, it is.
That's a lot of car.
That is a Sunday-Funday car.
Yeah, and you could do a few track days,
like I said.
You wouldn't do anything crazy in it,
but like, it's a lovely place to be.
How did they go from that to the Electron?
Like, it's got nice,
bit different in the seats.
I quite like it.
Nice, yeah.
Really nice.
They are pretty small,
but you are like an action man,
so you'd fit in it.
Yeah, I'm fine in that.
But that, for me,
I don't know, like I said,
the second I saw 111R,
I was like, that's...
Because you don't want the S,
because the S has the same engine
out of the MGS.
It's got the exhaust at the back as well.
Yeah, and this is the one to have.
And when I saw 24,000 miles,
one owner, I was like, this is perfect.
That's fantastic.
Wow.
That's like...
That's a good one.
I want to look at that.
And I bet your maintenance on this
wouldn't be insane as well,
given it's Toyota engine in it.
Yeah.
Like, I'm sure it wouldn't be like,
insane money to keep it maintained.
Less serious.
Yeah.
Lots of trouble, usually serious,
but at slightly cheaper rates,
because it's got a Toyota engine in it.
Yeah.
Right.
What's yours?
Um, so this one's quite funny.
Well, I thought it was quite funny.
Here we go.
No, so I'm very aware of this car
and its price point,
because I have talked about selling mine
a few times over the years.
My 30 grand.
You are your own car.
How can I have silver M2 comp
with a sunroof,
although this one doesn't have one,
to be honest,
but, um,
but I was just an example.
I found DCT fairly modern sports car.
That's mega.
Yeah.
For 30 grand, you can get
sensible...
You can get M2, really?
Yeah.
M2 competition.
Comp as well.
Yeah.
M2 comp.
How many miles is that?
Like 50,000 or something?
Yeah.
Because it's...
Two owners.
It's got the M Sport Pro Pack.
It's Michelin tires.
I mean, it's a full service history.
Really nice condition.
That's a lot of car for the money, is it?
Yeah.
For 30 grand, I think...
Yeah.
I mean, there's a little sports car
that you could take to the Alps
occasionally and enjoy in the summer months.
Yeah.
I know I was talking to Holly,
actually, last night,
and she really misses hers.
But I don't...
Yeah.
I don't know if...
No, I mean...
Maybe she's got something else coming.
Yeah.
Anyway, hi, Holly.
I'm not going to let the cat out of the bag
or whatever the saying is.
Yeah, that's a mega thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Really nice.
So, not bad for 30 grand.
Yeah, that's good.
Very good.
Right, unlimited.
Right, quick spin.
This will have to be quick
because we're running out of time.
Right, I'll go first because mine's up on my phone.
I've got a 425,000 euro 1964 Porsche 911,
one of the first 232 911s ever built.
17,000 kilometres on it,
and it's in a light blue.
Oh, look at that.
I mean, if I could have the perfect version of my car,
I'd try to quickly look for like a singer,
but I actually think, just again,
you're not going fast in this,
you're just bumbling around.
Yeah.
But like that is perfect,
and you probably retain a lot of the value
because it's one of the first 232 911s ever made.
Yeah, it is.
Good one.
Absolutely stunning.
Joe, me, I did have an example here.
I don't know where it's gone,
but it actually doesn't really matter.
It'd be a GT3 touring.
Yeah.
I was thinking ST, but even Money Now Object,
it's like GT3 touring.
And probably a Gen 1,
and actually the car I'd found
was a really nice example at RPM Technic.
It was a black car with yellow belts,
and stitching, and buckets, and yeah, really nice.
That's kind of, that's like my dreams.
Manual.
Manual.
Yeah, but I wouldn't be displeased with a PDK.
Yeah.
But yeah, that's mine.
Ped.
Well, my dream car was only announced last week.
And they have not done one up until now.
Very similar to Joe's.
New MG?
No, it's the 911 GT3 Sport Cabriolet.
Oh, no, they're making that.
They are.
Oh dear.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They are indeed making a GT3 with a canvas roof.
Wow.
But not a speedster.
Why would they not call it a speedster?
Because it's not a speedster.
Well, I know, but why would they not?
I don't think they're doing the speedster.
I think, well, they haven't said they're not doing the speedster,
but I think chance.
We'll see how the sales on this one gets first.
I kind of know someone who had the nod
that you might be getting a speedster,
and now he's like, fuck, maybe there isn't a speedster coming.
But yeah.
Wow.
I mean, that, yeah, I'd rather that be a GT3.
At least it's got room in the back for the dog.
You wouldn't have a speedster.
But I'd rather that be a target and not be called a GT3
and just be like a spicy target.
Yeah.
It's like why they don't do a turbo target.
Yeah, like a turbo target, perfect.
Like give me that and just let me have like,
I don't know, GT suspension or something like that.
We'll take it to RPM or someone and have that.
Yeah.
So all of our dream, like every podcast on the planet
and any car channel in the world.
Oh, my dream car, be a Porsche.
Oh, they've all gone for Porsches.
It's like awesome.
It's a surprise, surprise.
But what would your cars be for those price brackets
put in the comments below?
Give us a follow, give us a rating, keep an eye on socials.
And we'll see you on the next podcast
because our room we're going to get kicked out of here
in 20 minutes.
I know.
You have to get our final coffee for the road.
The carports.
Empty.
Empty, surprising.
Oh, yeah.
Because then Clare's at four o'clock.
We'll see you on the next one, guys.
He's an owl.
He's an owl.
About this episode
BMW’s iX3 gets a surprisingly glowing review: Joe praises its cabin quality, the “panoramic eye” HUD tech, strong real-world range (over 300 miles from a big 108.9 kWh usable battery), and smoother EV throttle calibration. The hosts then swap stories—factory filming for a new M3 Touring in Munich, Porsche GT3 Touring test impressions, and a Spider update—before launching a “summer car” budget battle: £5k, £15k, £30k, plus an unlimited dream. Choices range from left-field classics and oddball convertibles to sensible road-trip picks and Porsche daydreams.