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Hi, y'all. Welcome back to another episode of Bless Your Heart.
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Dale and I are in the Dirty Momedia studio, and we're excited to have a fun little chat today.
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I hear that there's some Kirk Cousins news that's at the top of Dale's mind.
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Not really. I feel like this is going to be our best show.
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Oh, okay. Well, don't set us up for failure.
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I'm pumped about this one.
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I'm pumped about this one. Travis is pumped about this one.
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This is going to be a good one. Well, lots going on.
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Well, what are you talking about with Kirk Cousins?
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Well, I was just, I sent out a little tweet, a bit of a troll tweet that I saw.
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So you're the troll?
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Yeah, I got in the mood.
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It's not like a rule you don't get in the mood and then get on the internet.
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This one I fully support.
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So yesterday, yeah, so yesterday, I was,
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um, yesterday I was sitting at home, uh, you were taking the girls to gymnastics.
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And I was like, I had placed a bet on FanDuel and was going, I had a little, uh,
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two player Parley that I was going to check on.
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Didn't know if the game started or whatever.
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So I was just like going to turn on sports, like, you know, FS one or something like that.
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Right. And so I go to, uh, turn on my Xbox and I go into the FS one or the Fox one.
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And so sorry, what's going on over there?
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I just got some flim, dude.
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What? And so I'm a normal person.
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I get flim, all kinds of normal things, but I was
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right on the screen.
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It said, uh, they were about to fire this rocket into the sky with humans on it.
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You know, funny to say you were humans, but people, right?
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And so look, I remember, I do remember that they were going to do this a couple of months ago
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and they delayed it. Something happened. They didn't do it.
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And, but I wasn't like, um, you know, I didn't dive into like all of the details of the purpose.
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Yeah. The mission purposes.
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So they're going to send the, they have, they have fired this rocket off.
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It happened yesterday.
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They sent it, it's going around the moon, which is insanely cool.
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And, um, they're going to do another mission.
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Everything going, if everything's going as planned, they're going to do another mission
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and eventually going to land on the moon, which is awesome.
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So I turn it on and I'm like, they're like four minutes.
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And as soon as that happened, I got a, um, text from a friend of mine in San Diego, Kevin,
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and he says, Hey man, they're about to fire this rocket off.
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And I'm like, I'm just watching.
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What a coincidence that you text me this. I just turned it on.
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How did I not know about this? How have I not heard about this today?
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I remember now that I think about it, the delayed launch.
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Yeah. We were talking about the astronauts and one of the astronauts,
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the female is actually, she went to NC state. So she's from this area.
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Yeah. So I mean, I knew this was happening, but I didn't know it was happening today.
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And so I put out, I was very proud. I was, I mean, and it was emotional, right?
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Like, look, they fire, they're sending, they're sending people to the space station.
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They've been doing that. It's not like, it's not an unusual thing.
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This is what I'm thinking.
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This is what I'm thinking as I'm watching this happen. It's like, you know, it's not that unusual to,
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you know, being human beings are on rockets that shoot up into the air,
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but this one just feels so cool because it's going around the moon.
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And damn it, that's a long ways away. And they got our plan, right?
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There's a lot more risk involved.
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Yeah. They got a plan to fricking get on the moon and then beyond that, whatever, right?
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So super proud moment, awesome moment. And I'm like,
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and so I fired off this tweet of like, how did I not know about this,
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you know, that this was happening?
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Yeah. Look at the screen.
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So I fired off this tweet. I said, I had no idea we were sending humans around the moon.
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Turn on my phone for some sports on the-
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Oh, right. It's kind of little, sorry.
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Turn on my TV for some sports on there. And it was four minutes to lift off.
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Unreal. What did you just, what's the-
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It was badass watching the rocket book it toward the stars.
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How in the hell did I not know about this happening today?
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And so it was really cool, actually. And you're, I'm, again, like we sent,
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we sent people to the space station. I don't watch those, those moments.
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I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't get invested.
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And I'm sitting there going, holy moly, come on, come on, come on, man.
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Just, you know, keep digging. And then the boosters fell away and you're like, all right,
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you know, do that process, you know, and then you're watching it, you know,
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kind of do what it does. And it was super, I was insanely quickly, like heavily invested.
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Yeah, I get it. You sent me the, you sent me a text and said,
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they're about to shoot off a rocket. And we had just gotten the car from gymnastics.
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We were heading through to get something to eat and in a drive through. And so the girls,
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I pulled it up on my phone and the girls were like, what's going on? I was like,
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they're about to shoot off a rocket. And they were like, a real one? It's like,
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yeah, a real one. And there's astronauts on it. And they were like, oh my gosh, mom,
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we want to watch. So like, I'm holding the phone like this, trying to watch it myself,
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trying to get them to watch. And they were asking me a thousand questions.
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Where are they going? How do they stop? How do they get back? So the rocket comes back just
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like that. I'm like, no, no, no, watch it. Cause they started to see the pieces fall apart.
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And I was like, like both of them were gasping. They're like, it's falling apart,
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you know what I mean? They weren't expecting to see that. They're talking more loudly than
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the guy that's annotating the whole thing. Cause he's explaining the process as it's happening.
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But it honestly brought me back to like feeling like a child again. And it was really cool. Almost
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like, like you said, proud, but I almost got a little emotional and I had to check myself.
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I wish they did it during school so they could have, all the classes could have stopped what
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they're doing to put it on. That would be great. That would, that would be very Apollo 13-ish.
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Don't you remember like in the movie, they did that during the middle of school day and
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his son was in school? Shuttle, space shuttle launches and stuff like that during school were in,
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it was big, big deal. Yeah. They shot, there was a lift off for one. Maybe they were just going
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to the space station not that long ago and we watched that too. But I don't know, this one did
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feel different. Well, I, you know, there's a, you know, there's a lot of commentary on television
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around more clips and videos too of their prep work and like just getting the rocket to the launch
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pad and everything. Well, I remember that too. Like watching the shuttle, they, they had these
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little machines that would carry the shuttle out to the launch pad and it moved at like an inch,
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an inch every hour or some, you know, it's like super slow. And they have a water truck in front
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of it spraying the ground so they don't get stuck. I didn't know that they had to do stuff
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like that. I was, I was thinking, I wonder if Brad Kizlowski has any 3D printed parts on that thing.
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You know, because well, Brad make, you know, Brad's old print, I don't know if Brad's the
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printing company, but he had a printing company that would make parts and pieces for SpaceX or
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whatever or whatever. Are you serious? Yeah, samey. They let just anybody print some shit? No, let's
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look out. Brad's company is, I've been to tour his business. He showed me and walked me around in it.
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I don't know nothing about this. All I know is my friend Brad that used to live down the street.
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Brad Kizlowski created or helped create a 3D printing company that made parts for rockets
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and yes. And so, you know, I don't know that he had, I don't know that he actually taken off
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yesterday. I don't want to see anybody had something that, you know, anything, but hell, who knows?
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But I had all these millions of thoughts running through my mind. And so I put that tweet out
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there because I was just so proud. I was so excited. And then I was like, you know,
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I was really insanely surprised by the response to my post. What were your responses? Were they
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nice or were they? They were all over the place. I had a lot of fun with this. I mean, I can imagine
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with your enthusiasm, there was a little clownish. Every time, I don't know how this is going to
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sound, but every time I go on social media, it is, you're playing with fire. It is especially
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Twitter. Yeah. Oh yeah, you are. You better opinion platform. You got to be thoughtful about what
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you're about to say. Because someone is absolutely going to rip it apart. Yeah. And someone's going
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to take it completely out of context. And I've had that happen. But that was,
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that was a couple of people that were like, watch, get your head out of your ass and watch the news.
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And I was like, dude, I don't got time to watch the news. Like I am. I don't know that there's
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a news giveth when you need it. There is a busier person in the NASCAR industry. I honestly feel
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out. Listen, I don't want to poo poo your thoughts, but you got time for things.
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I know. Well, I got time for things and those things take my time. I don't have time to go
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sit down and look at my phone and watch the freaking news. I don't have the bandwidth.
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Okay. That's different than the time. Bandwidth and time are not the same thing.
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Bandwidth means you don't have the space up here to deal with that every day.
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Okay. But I feel like if we're ripping cards, we get time to watch the news.
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But Nancy, not only came out. That's the thing. Like, do I rip cards or do I take in a little
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bit of news? You know, I'm going to rip the cards. I mean, you could be ripping cards and
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watching the news at the same time. Well, that's what was, hey, that's how, that's how we were
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watching the shuttle launch. As a matter of fact, he's got a whole new screen up there. He's got,
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it looks like the space station himself. He's got like a 32 inch Alienware monitor sitting
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there. Well, whatever. He's got a desk there. He's got a desk downstairs. It didn't even matter
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if he's upstairs or downstairs now. He's got spaces everywhere where he can watch things.
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I can listen to music. I can do whatever. I can watch the rocket launch.
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But we're not watching the news. But Nancy came after Dale and Dale's friends. She said,
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clearly you need to surround yourself with better people because it's been all over the news for
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like a month. Yep. I said, my friends are catching. Now she's trying to blame everybody
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around you. Yeah, no, you come up to us Nancy. Well, screw you. This one guy said you live under
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a rock. I said under the hood of my Nova wagon. I don't know why we just got to the wagon done.
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And so that just popped out of my mouth. You just wanted to get into a fight yesterday.
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I had fun with it. You know, sometimes you get stuff that pisses you off and I was like,
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this ain't going to bother me. I mean, I know I look, you know, I bet old, I bet that smart ass
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didn't know it's open at night at Langley this weekend. They're going to have a 100 lap feature
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or a late model stock race. But he didn't know that. I didn't either. Yeah. But I saw that
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rocket take on you. I mean, I would consume news. Kevin said you got to watch more than
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flow racing cousins going to going to play for Raiders this year. So that's why his tweet about
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all that this morning. That was why he started. That's why I posted that. It's like, I saw it on
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the news this morning. Her cousin's going to the Raiders. You got, hey, you like that? That's
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what his old saying is. You like that? You like that? That's what he said one time after a win
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work anymore, but I do it if you're trying to be a smart ass. Well, I gotta say something.
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This is very off topic, but my shoes are killing me. I'm going to take them off.
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Take your shoes off. I've gone through the stage like they are like torture devices.
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Do you want mind people looking at your feet? I mean, I got socks on. I'm not a complete animal.
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All right. So that's one of these boots forever. And Dale got them for me for Christmas. And I
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don't have like troll feet, but they're like base wide feet, you know, like regular width.
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And these things are made for skis. I need stretchers or something for them.
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It's because women love to just, they care more about how it looks than how it feels.
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Yes. Typically, I would just not even mention it, but I feel like they literally, my feet are numb.
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Driving over here was a thing. So anyway,
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that's a mystery to me. I'm going to need you to help me stretch those out with your little wooden
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things, your little cobbler things. I got little wooden. Yeah, I got wooden.
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I need you to be a shoe cobbler and fix my boots. Shoe cobbler. Because I have time for that.
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Is that like, is that like, can you fit that into your schedule since you're so busy?
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What's a shoe cop? Is that like a, a shoey during Thanksgiving, like a shoe cobbler? I don't know.
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What's a shoe cobbler? No, your jokes won't work here. Nope. Not even try. He drives,
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even looked away. He's like, no. What is a shoe cobbler? Isn't that the word?
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Yeah. They repair, they build shoes. I got these little wooden things that I put in my dress shoes
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to keep them from collapsing because I don't wear dress shoes at all. If they sit on my
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damn shelf so long, they, they just collapse. But they do. Yeah. They'll just, the toes of them.
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Oh, like Pinocchio will collapse. It keeps the form of the shoe. Pinocchio,
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Gepetto situation in my head. I don't know why they, I don't know what those things are really
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Did y'all know that I guess they had some problems with the toilet on the on the space
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graph? Oh yeah, did you hear about that Amy? I didn't hear about the problems with the toilet,
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but I did watch a really good video of one of the astronauts explaining how the toilet works
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and how loud it is. They have to use ear protection just to flush it. It's so loud.
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And the capsule is really small. Yeah, they're going to the far side of the moon
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and they're going to set a record for the farthest distance ever traveled, 252,000 miles.
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It's going to take 10 days. That's why I read 10 days. Yeah, the toilet fan jammed. And so apparently
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while they are fixing it, you could poop but not pee. I don't know how. How do you stop yourself?
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I don't know. How do you stop yourself? I mean, if you're a woman, I don't know how you
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sorry poop and not pee. They had a contingency plan though. They just were allowed to poop if they
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could needed to, but they couldn't pee. Astronauts reportedly employed their contingency quote
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waste management capability specifically for year end of quote. So they had a backup plan.
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But they fixed it. They fixed it. That sounds tragic.
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That's the last thing you like. It's fine. They're fine. It's fine.
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Hey, they're headed to the moon, man. I think I could hold it.
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No, you couldn't. Yes, I drive race cars. You don't hold it for hours. Boy, please.
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I peeed in my race car maybe a dozen times max. I know, but that's just because you're
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dehydrated. They're doing all the things right there. They're probably dehydrated too. They have
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their body like is going through a lot of stress or stress in a race car.
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Look, I'm not saying it's hard. It's not, I'm not saying it's like easy to hold it,
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but I would have been so excited and enamored. I think I would have had my mind busy with other
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things. I don't know. Not being able to do all the bodily functions would be stressful.
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Maybe they'll get asked when they get back. How hard was it to hold it?
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Maybe you should tweet about it. No, no, I'm done. I'm done for a bit.
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Oh my gosh. I like to tweet and I do like to communicate and get feedback and respond to
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people and stuff like that, but going viral where most people that are communicating with you
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aren't people that are following you and they don't really even know you, that is not fun.
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Yeah. They're just mystery people. Are they even real people sometimes?
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Even real? They're not normally don't have real names and stuff, but it's interesting.
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Well, I saw something really funny on Instagram this week and I saw it a few times. I sent it
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to Travis yesterday. There was a Miss Thailand competition. I'm sure some of our followers
20:50
have seen these clips. It's a beauty pageant and they were having a moment where they're dancing
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on the stage and I don't know exactly if this is before or after swim suit things,
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but this girl, was she disqualified? There's a stink about one of the contestants
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not doing like the sexy dance, but she went clubbing on the stage. Get for the, like...
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What is that dance move called? Because I've seen it before, but she went, she went for it.
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She did. And so there's some, there's a lot of controversy on her dance moves.
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What's the controversy? I don't, that she, what didn't stick to the plan. Like, I think she even
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they were probably told like, hey, kind of disqualified. Yeah.
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She's like, here, she's like, she's like, I'm going for it. It's my time. Can you imagine?
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Right? When the camera pans, she's like, here we go. I freaking love it. I mean, it's hilarious.
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All her friends, y'all watch, y'all watch this. I'm about to go hand bone. She doesn't have five
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inch heels. Well, that's a skill. She should stand out. She's that's what she's, I'm going to stand
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out. Y'all watch me go. These other girls can shake their hips all they want to. That should
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have gotten her into the next round because the rest of them looked almost like they were all doing
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the same dance. They were. So why would the same girl over in Oregon? How can you like,
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you know, you look at all of them doing the same thing and it's like, damn, this is hard.
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She only made the top 20. You got her doing something completely different. Hey, top 20.
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Give it up. That's tough. Yeah. I think it was funny. I watched it over in Oregon.
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There was the Miss Grand Thailand competition. Oh, it was just the Miss Grand Thailand. It
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wasn't like the world or universe. No, it was all like. She's top 20 in Thailand.
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It's a local kind of thing. Top 20 in Thailand. It's pretty good.
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She said, I was just truly myself. She's got my vote. What'd you say?
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She said she was just being herself. She's just being herself. Yeah. She's like,
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I ain't going to be like these other girls. I'm just going to do me. Hey, she's memorable. Everybody's
22:47
talking about her. We're talking about her. I feel like they need to move her up. I didn't even know
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they had this Grand Thailand thing. Yeah. So it happens. The Grand Thailand commission has to
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love it or the council or whatever. That's true. They've got to love it. There's one more thing
23:05
that's been all over my phone this week. Me too. I know what you're about to talk about.
23:10
Well, it's the summer house. Find me. Is it? No. Amy likes it. I mean, look, I watched the show too.
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Okay. That's not set it up so skewed here. You watch the out of it. Oh, you do?
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That's one of those shows. If I watch by myself, he's annoyed. He's like, oh, you watched it already?
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I didn't want a minute. I'm already catching for not watching enough news. And now people are going
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to give me for watching too much. You're going to get crushed for this. I support you. I watched
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summer house too. My Bravo shows, summer house and Southern charm. And we sit and watch those
23:44
together. So it's like our together time, even if we're not talking to each other because we're
23:49
watching the show. They like to eat his snacks while we watch shows. So he's on the other side of
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the couch so that I can hear. She doesn't like the sound of someone eating. So I can't sit near her.
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And he likes to eat those really flat pretzels, like crunchy, really loud foods. Can't you like
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find a way to like eat in a quiet, non-crunchy manner? No. No, he can't. Even if I eat a grape,
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it's too loud. She's like, do you chew with your mouth closed? Yes.
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He eats with like extreme force. It's like, this is a condition. He feels like he's got to turn
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the grapes into wine in his mouth or something. Like he's smashing it so hard. I've read about
24:26
this. This is a condition that she has. What's it called? I don't know. Look it up. When people
24:31
don't like, it's not, I'm not alone is what you're saying. Yeah, there's other people and it's a
24:35
condition. It's the sound of someone eating and is an annoyance. What's it called?
24:42
Mesa phonia. Yes, here it is. Do you have it too, James?
24:50
Liar. James. It's the condition. It's the exact name. Yeah, it's condition. It's so small.
24:58
Condition. We're old Travis. That is making larger. Can you change the font? But he's not
25:04
wrong. Mesa phonia is what it's called. The condition of characterized by intense involuntary
25:10
and emotional reaction, such as anger, rage, disgust or anxiety. The common sounds most likely the
25:17
chewing, slurping or breathing of other people. Yeah, I have that. Yep. I am disgusted and annoyed
25:24
and sometimes enraged. So I sit on the other end of your smacking. I sit on the other end of the
25:29
sectional and we watch together and it's, it's pleasant. I enjoy it. We do. I enjoy that we're
25:37
together. I enjoy that Amy and I like, well, you know, it is what it is, but summer house is a damn.
25:43
It's a good show. Good show. It's very entertaining. We used to watch, no, no,
25:49
you know, we used to watch Vanderpup Rules and all that stuff, but they changed the cast. Yeah,
25:53
we decided we were too old to get into a new cast. I mean, Ben, too invested in the original.
25:57
I stopped the season after Scandival. I stopped watching. Yeah. So speaking of Scandival, we
26:02
have now, we now have Scamanda. Scamanda. That's what they've, that's what they've dubbed it. Scamanda.
26:07
So Amanda and Kyle just got divorced in January. Sad news. Sad news. We kind of saw it coming.
26:16
Not surprised by that part, but now we've just realized that she's hooking up with exploring.
26:24
Well, exploring his dad bod, West, you know, like her best friend's ex. West was at Atlanta.
26:31
West was at Atlanta. At the race. Listen, I, Carson Quaple, I think. Oh yeah, with
26:37
West. They were there for Arby's. Sophie Cunningham with Arby's. I'm sure he's a great guy.
26:42
I wonder if he told Carson Quaple, Hey man, you want to listen to gossip?
26:46
You think he just opened up with all that? Carson Quaple? Because he probably knew Carson
26:50
Quaple didn't know. So he's like, I got to get this out. I got to tell somebody who
26:54
tells somebody. So let me tell somebody who will not ever know to tell another one. Carson.
27:00
Your brain is crazy.
27:02
Wasn't that right? Like if you're like, that's something that you got to get out of your system,
27:07
like some secret or something. You just tell a complete stranger that you know you'll never
27:11
see again. And now you're like, I'm free. Is that what you do? No, but it sounds like a good idea.
27:17
Dale's awful. He can't keep a secret. No, we cannot. Do you not ever tell Dale
27:21
anything to someone to know? Please don't stand it. It eats him alive. It's uncomfortable.
27:28
Even a good secret. Like a surprise for someone else. He'll get right in the middle of that.
27:33
Yeah. They'll be, I mean, they'll be like, Hey, we're going to throw a surprise party for this
27:36
person. I'm like, God, don't even tell me I'm going until I'm going. Yeah. Actually physically
27:41
moving and going there. Take his phone away from him too. It's physically uncomfortable for me to
27:46
hold on to a secret. Yes. Yeah. That seems to be true. I like to, I'd rather say that I cannot
27:52
tell a lie, but no, you will spoil a secret and you'll spoil it on purpose. I learned that the
27:58
hard way when I first started dating you. I was like, wait a second. That's not even your,
28:01
that's not in your, your news to share. What, what are you doing? Like, it's just so exciting.
28:05
I gotta, I gotta tell it. You just love. I've got something to tell you after the show that
28:10
we had to edit out of a dirty air because she shared something that we're like, no.
28:14
Oh really? I'll tell you after the show. There's a few things. He's also one of those people too.
28:18
You can't kick out of the table. Like I've physically kicked him in the shin under the
28:21
table because he's talking about something he shouldn't or shouldn't say something.
28:24
And he'll be like, why are you kicking me? Yeah. I'm oblivious if we haven't learned that already.
28:33
Obviously. It's my choice. It's situational. It's not all the time. Selective. I want to be
28:39
oblivious. I'm more comfortable. All right. Let's get back to Scamander. Can you believe that she
28:44
cheated? It's essentially a cheat. Listen, I want to know that your phone has showed you all the
28:50
clips. My phone hasn't. So to be fair, yesterday in the middle afternoon, my Instagram sent me
28:58
a reel and some of some fan and it had Celine Dion music and it was like showing. It was like
29:06
showing a slow motion of her walking by him during one of the shots and she grabs his hand.
29:13
She's going to the kitchen and they are like caressing. He reaches for her boob and she swats
29:18
him down and then they like do this arm caress as she's walking away. Whoa. Yeah. We're going to
29:23
couch all this with the ledge. So they're all, keep going. They're rewatching all of this.
29:28
All the fans are now going back and watching the entire season over to see these little hints and.
29:32
There's a dinner party where she's sitting. He's sitting between the two of them.
29:36
So I got a couple. I got one or two clips on my Instagram yesterday
29:40
and I have no idea why my Instagram has never sent me anything bravo. Anything is my Instagram
29:46
doesn't seem that stuff. Because everyone's talking about it. I get baseball cards, commander's
29:51
stuff, racing stuff. Well, that's boring. This is really exciting and it was like full force
29:56
yesterday. Hot rod, car stuff. Allegedly, they were at the Super Bowl. They were at the Super
30:01
Bowl. So Dave Portnoy. Dave Portnoy on his podcast. I read about that. Dave Portnoy was like,
30:05
this is old news. He blew them up. I saw them at the Super Bowl. Chicken fried told me it was
30:10
happening at the Super Bowl. And he blew it up. And Brianna Chicken Fry, apparently his friends
30:14
with Wes. Okay. Well, so I've seen all the clips, all the little like innuendos, like he's really
30:21
close to her. He's touching her. He's doting on her. He's standing up for her with Kyle.
30:24
You need to apologize. You shouldn't treat her that way. Like he's all along. We think he's
30:29
still crushing on Sierra and he's really got the hots for Amanda, but she's married. So of course,
30:36
he's not talking about that. But he was mad this season when Jesse wanted to kiss Sierra.
30:41
He was. He was. So I hear, I think, I think all of it's like, all of it can be true and all of it
30:47
could be **** too. You know, like it's still TV and maybe the whole thing's ****. I saw an interview
30:52
with Kyle. He's got stuff on the street and did this whole calm interview and it felt like he
30:57
was too okay. Well, here's why he has to be okay though, is he is now getting the sympathy card.
31:04
And before this, I think everyone was blaming him for his actions and the divorce happening.
31:10
So if he goes out there and crushes Amanda, then people aren't going to sympathize with him.
31:14
Why is he even talking to the media? Because lover, because now he can promote lover boy and
31:19
stuff. Oh, you think he's doing, I thought that they just declared bankruptcy. The reunion's coming
31:23
up, dude. I mean, it's not a bad light for him to be in. He should eat it up. He really should.
31:29
But he just felt like, even though he still wants to be, you know, held up now after all of this,
31:37
he still seems a little too okay with it being West and not like annoyed that Amanda's seeing
31:42
anybody. You know what I mean? Like, I know that they're divorced, but that's one of his buddies.
31:47
And they just got divorced. I don't know. If all of it was kind of somewhat happening under his nose,
31:52
I don't know. It feels like he should have a little bit of like an annoyance. Yeah, I would.
31:58
Yeah. And any human relationship, whether it was like somebody you didn't even marry,
32:03
you would be like, that's kind of up. I hope she's okay. But that was too okay.
32:08
It made it almost feel a little stage to me. It made me question whether it was all even full
32:12
or real. What do you think? Well, I mean, I think that I think when you're watching the show,
32:25
the tension between them and the discomfort and all that stuff feels real. Feels like it's not.
32:31
That's not ****. Yeah. It would develop over a period of time. It has. And they were both
32:36
appeared to be kind of, she seemed to be pretty much kind of like, yeah, what the **** ever.
32:43
And he's like miserable. So I think that maybe they were both, even though they don't want it
32:49
to fail, it did fail. And they're kind of relieved that now at least that they're not,
32:54
they had to live in that every day. And so now at least he wakes up in the morning and he's,
32:59
you know, the DJ without the house sucks, but it's a clear slate, you know, and he can't,
33:05
you know, you don't have to walk into the kitchen and that tension there being there or whatever,
33:08
right? Just metaphorically. And so maybe that's why he's okay with it. Maybe it's actually been
33:13
going on longer than we thought or know about because when they film, right? This isn't my
33:19
modern, but they filmed what we saw from the show that was months ago. Yeah. It was last summer.
33:25
Right. So like, this has all been going on for years with them. So I don't know, man. Maybe
33:30
he's just kind of like, I hate it. Didn't, you know, I can see why he was the way he was in that
33:35
interview, but he's really interesting. We'll see how it plays out. I don't know. I think he's
33:40
getting a little bit more annoyed. Look, I too, like there's 20, there's this little percentage
33:44
of me over here going, this could be, you know, this could be all just kind of manufactured,
33:50
right? To just create interest in, which is brilliant. If it's manufactured, holy s***,
33:56
it's brilliant. It's like modern days of our lives. It's like, I bounce those thoughts in
34:01
my head too. Like if it's manufactured, if it's all fake, just to fluff the show, especially like
34:05
right before the reunion is about to commence, they haven't done it yet, then very brilliant.
34:12
But also that's a lot to freaking keep up with. And that's a lot of kickback to get,
34:17
if you're Amanda, especially. If it's real, it's a risk to the show, which is unfortunate.
34:24
Well, she's lost brand deals. Yeah, she got dropped from it. Like, yeah, that's why I think it's
34:28
right. So I mean, if it, that would tell me, I mean, again, that would tell me it's probably
34:32
more legitimate that it's legit. And it risks the show being canceled. How could you put them all
34:39
back in the same space? Well, surely some of them just won't come back. If I was Sierra,
34:43
I'd be like, y'all, I'm out. Right. And apparently he was dating her. So here's the thing. West was
34:48
also kind of dating her again and dating this other Chicago girl. Yes. Who Sierra has since
34:53
followed on Instagram. Oh, she did. And I think there might have been another girl.
34:57
Maybe. Yeah. So he was like, not just dating Amanda West.
35:02
It's pretty impressive. But also, how do they not all know?
35:06
I think it'd be Australian dude that would be doing all this. No, he's the sweet one.
35:09
I know, but I'm just saying. I think he got back with the girl he was talking about on the show.
35:14
Yeah. I'm just saying, you have all the guys on the show. West is the,
35:18
is the playboy who's stringing them all along. He's the Labrador.
35:23
Yeah. I thought it'd been like Jesse would have been more likely to.
35:26
Yes. He's, because he wears it on a sleeve. Yeah. You know exactly. West tried to play as like the
35:31
funny, like, haha guy. Yeah. Well, I don't know. I didn't see it coming, to be honest.
35:36
Did not see West and Amanda together. I didn't. Bro code out the window, girl code.
35:41
Yeah. There were no codes evaluated before making those choices.
35:45
Did you read where on Southern charm for the next season,
35:53
Shep and his ex, what's your face? Taylor. Taylor. Taylor. They have decided to somehow,
36:01
I don't know if this is real or not, maybe hoax, but they have somehow decided to play in a
36:07
competitive competition, a double, a doubles competition tennis tournament. And they're playing
36:15
together. And so the season spans them practicing together and trying to go play. And it's,
36:22
so I thought you didn't watch the news. Yeah. Shep wrote, I do watch the news. People think I
36:26
don't, but I do. Shep Rose has partnered with the intent, with the intense professional tennis
36:31
league as a team owner. And he's, his season, this next season features him with ex girlfriend
36:38
Taylor and green pairing up for comp, competitive tennis matches. And it's caused a lot of drama
36:44
and friction. Well, I'm kind of surprised she decided to come back to the show. Yeah. Well,
36:48
the drama friction part doesn't surprise me whatsoever. That show that we were watching
36:53
a reunion of that last night. And I feel like we're always behind on that show. But anyway,
36:58
it's all right. It's, I mean, it doesn't matter. They recorded that stuff. I mean, the seasons
37:02
weren't, yeah, you know, when we're watching the season, it didn't happen yesterday. That was
37:05
a month ago. That's fine. I saw a thing about Sally yesterday too. She had commented on her
37:09
TikTok made some posts about girl code in response to Amanda and then has since deleted it.
37:16
Cause you know, she's not really, I'm a big fan of Sally. Your big fan of Sally.
37:21
I think she takes a lot of heat. She does. She takes it on the chin. Like she takes it
37:24
really well. I didn't realize that like on top of doing this show, she still works her night,
37:27
like her like awesome job that she's got. Like she's out there like, I think she's like Austin
37:33
in the reunion was like judging her for the same things that he does. I didn't like how Austin
37:39
and Craig, no, not Craig. I'm having a brain fart. The little tiny ones that just had the baby.
37:46
Oh, Madison. Yes. I didn't like how Madison and Austin were like ganging up on her about that.
37:51
Like, why does Madison even care? Who cares if Sally goes out, Austin? You go out too.
37:54
And what does Madison give a s*** for? And Austin, Sally goes out and then goes into work.
38:00
So like, I think she's managing it just fine. Just cause she's single and going out for dinner
38:03
and having a glass of wine doesn't make her like a bar rat. Even if she is a bar rat. Yeah. Well,
38:08
I mean, if you're going in and doing surgery the next day, you're probably not supposed to be
38:11
out drinking, but if she's doing her job, she's not breaking any rules. Yeah.
38:16
Why do you care? And if you're with her, what the hell are you judging her for?
38:20
Like he's out too. Yeah. I think she'd be like the total catch for you. It seems like you're
38:24
supposed to fall in love with the people that you're the most alike. That way there's no friction.
38:28
Like you're going to live life pretty easily together if you know what to do together. You
38:31
know what I mean? When you try to force the opposite to track thing, it's, it usually doesn't work
38:35
out. Yeah. I don't know. It felt weird. I can't talk any s*** about Austin. No, I love Austin.
38:40
I think he's so sweet. He's such a great guy and I'm sure Madison is too. But in that moment,
38:44
I was like, damn. Sending some jerky boys and he liked it. He said it was the best
38:48
bird beef jerky you'd ever had. He did. I haven't in print.
38:54
Yeah. I don't know. We can move on from the whole Scamander thing. I just can't believe it.
38:58
I can't wait to see what happens at the reunion. No, it's just to be continued, man.
39:01
Sierra's going to lose her freaking mind on these people. It's going to be something.
39:06
What if she doesn't even show up? I think they will because of their contract.
39:08
They have to. They have to show up probably. Like if they don't, I don't think they can
39:12
withhold pay for the season and stuff. Yeah.
39:18
So we got some Easter plans. We do. We're going to take our camper back to Texas.
39:22
What about communication can be tricky? Not communication. Communion.
39:27
It says communication. Oh, well, that was my phone accident day.
39:31
Communion can be tricky. Communion can be tricky, especially for Dale and Hart Jr.
39:34
We went to church on Sunday, took the girls to St. Mark's Lutheran, where we go to church and...
39:41
I have to preface. I've been going to this church since I was tiny, six, seven years old.
39:47
He was baptized in this church. So we're both of our kids. It's friends deep.
39:53
When dad passed away, we had his funeral there, all of that. So we had...
39:58
You said he got married. We had a personal... I know the funeral was at another place,
40:02
but we had a personal thing there. Yeah. Kelly got married in the church.
40:05
She did. Dad's helped the church financially in big moments. So we've been going there a
40:12
long time. I remember I got some memories there as a tiny, tiny dude. We go every now and then,
40:18
usually around the holidays. We go and it's great and I enjoy it.
40:23
But he does forget things. But I mean, hell, dude. Let me tell this story.
40:28
So we're sitting four or five rows back. Church is going fine. The girls are getting a little
40:32
restless, but it's close to the end of service and we have to do communion. And so, of course,
40:39
the gentleman at the end of the row says, it's time for you guys to stand up.
40:42
We go and the entire pew on the front where everyone's doing communion is full. So we have
40:47
to stand and wait. Well, Dale doesn't stand. He takes the girls and just goes, come on over here
40:52
and sits in the ladies in the front, very front row where the older ladies sit.
40:57
Their purses are sitting there and everything. And I'm like, what are you doing?
41:01
I just sat down. He's just, instead of standing in the aisle like you're supposed to, which is,
41:06
you know, 30 seconds, not that long. He awkwardly just goes to find a new seat in a different pew.
41:10
I didn't know what to do. He like, and I look over and I'm like, what are you doing?
41:14
I look up, Amy's still standing there and she's like, what are you doing?
41:16
And there's a gentleman behind me and another gentleman behind him, like obviously.
41:19
Everybody's lined up behind him. I'm like, oh, I was supposed to do that.
41:22
He goes, I don't know what I'm doing. I'm like, come on back. Come on back over.
41:26
We go up and, you know, put her knees down on the cushion and wait for the pastor to come
41:33
around with the bread and the wine and the wine comes up and it's red and white.
41:42
They had white grape juice on there. I know one's grape juice and one's not.
41:47
I know one's wine and one's grape juice and I don't know which one.
41:50
And I don't know which one to get. I was blown away that he was so confused.
41:55
First of all too, the pastor gives both of our kids the wafers and they're five and seven.
41:59
They haven't been through communion. Yeah, but he's like, he looked at me and he goes,
42:03
is it, he's kind of like, he didn't ask. I saw that. He's like, is it all right? I'm like,
42:07
yeah, sure. Hold your hand out, kid. Hey kid, take the bread. The whole thing was awkward.
42:14
But he cried shit for you.
42:19
It literally looked just like that. This is exactly what's happening in the church.
42:22
And we're in the middle of the damn church. We're in the front, right at the very front.
42:25
And so the kids are taking it and like Nicole sits there and she cracks little pieces off and
42:29
puts it in her mouth because she's never seen anything like that. It wasn't actual friends.
42:33
We did not prep them. No, I didn't see that coming. And so Isla sticks the whole thing in her
42:38
mouth and her mouth's like tight and locked up. Now she goes, she wants some of the wine too.
42:42
I'm like, no, no. We're drawing the line. She goes, what about the grape juice? I was like,
42:46
no, just get out of here. I didn't know which one was which. And I got the great, I got just
42:50
regular stuff. And she's sitting right next to Dale. She's too far away for me to really help her
42:54
without making a scene. So I'm like, let's just get out of here. I was disappointed I didn't get
42:57
no wine. How did you not get the wine? I didn't know which one was which. Can't you say like,
43:02
I'll take the wine? No, they're in the little cups. And so you take it. They just put the tray
43:06
down and he had a choice and he made the wrong one is what it came down to. This is how I have,
43:10
it's been so long since I went to church. Last time I went to church, you literally
43:13
would drink out of the thing and pass it back to you. That's how long it's been. Yeah,
43:19
we were talking about that at Bunko because yes, so to your point, some people used to drink out
43:24
of the chalice and was like, that's so gross. Dip the wafer in the chalice. I feel like the last
43:30
time we went to church, they did that too. Like that was something that happened, but that's also
43:34
gross. Somebody's taking their damn hand in there. That's why I now think about it. Wow.
43:36
I, let's call it 300 people drank out of the safe. So I remember.
43:43
That's so gross. That's so gross. Let's stop talking about it. So,
43:47
but I will drink out of Dale's drink after the show because he hasn't touched it.
43:51
So we can't go anywhere without making a scene. Take a little sip.
43:55
The one thing though that was really cool. So I mean, of course, the whole, you know,
43:59
being at church and doing all that was great. We get up and I've told Amy and the girls like
44:04
14 times at least how I've done this sermon when I was little, like when they had use,
44:10
we had to use Sunday and I gave the sermon. The whole sermon. You just not told me that.
44:14
Yes. You told me you were an acolyte. No, I, on use Sunday, I was around 13. I was tasked.
44:23
The kids did the whole service and I was, I did the sermon and my pastor was Pastor
44:31
Cozart. He gave me the joke. He's got to have a little humor in your sermon and your sermon is
44:37
going to be about forgiveness. And you're going to tell us joke about how this mother,
44:43
whose son went off to college and she missed him terribly and worried about him being lonely. She got
44:48
him a, a parrot or an expensive bird that would talk to him. And she went around and found this
44:57
really expensive bird that she was really excited about and she sent it to him. I don't know why
45:03
this was that funny because it doesn't sound great now, but I'm still waiting for you to
45:08
put the fries in the bag. She, she waits and here's nothing. And she finally writes him or
45:14
eat or calls him or whatever. I mean, this is years ago. So she says, Hey, man, did you get
45:18
the bird? And he goes, Yes, mom, it was delicious. And so that doesn't sound that funny now. So he
45:23
ate the bird. I think he did. Yeah. And she had to forgive him for the mistake. Did your congregation
45:28
laugh with you? Yeah. But I can't believe you did that as shy as you were. I know it. That's the
45:34
thing. So that's why I tell y'all about it because I'm like, Hey, I mean, we don't know you that part
45:38
of you. I know that you that we know is super talky. Not when we first met. Yeah, but you were
45:45
famous then. So like you've been out in public and done things and appearances and all that. I
45:53
at the end of church, we stand up to leave and this lady in the pew right in front of us goes,
45:59
Hey, she's, you know, I don't know, maybe my age, you'll order. She goes, Hey, I was here that day
46:05
when you gave the sermon and I was like, really? That's pretty good, wasn't it? He leaves church
46:13
and he's like, God, I really needed that. The church was good for me today.
46:17
I was like, Yeah, that was a good sermon. Yes. Yes. I've been telling my family about it over
46:23
and over. I'm glad. I was like, Amy, did you hear that? She was here. She was here. Amy, did you
46:29
hear that? They still talk about that sermon. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Good for you. I used to do the
46:37
acolyte or like get up and read and that was nerve wracking. Oh, that was the worst. I was so scared.
46:42
I knew I could read very well, but I was terrified I was going to get up there and just like,
46:46
lock up. That happened a couple of times, I'm sure. I had to go to Sunday school
46:52
and I would never like try or pay attention because I'm like, I can't fail you for Sunday
46:57
school, but then it's like, oh, you have to stand up and do this prayer and I'm like,
47:01
Yeah. Do I have to recite it or can I have a paper or like, what's the deal here? You have to go
47:07
up there and you're like, Oh no, this is, yeah, this is the worst. It's nerve wracking. I was,
47:11
and it's like the most forgiving place, but it doesn't feel like that would do that age.
47:15
We were in Sunday school downstairs and we were going to make the lanterns that you put on the
47:23
driveway for luminaires luminaires. We were making those out of out of a one gallon milk jugs.
47:31
This was, I was 12, 13 and my dad gave me a pocket knife and it didn't, it was an old kind
47:43
that both ends flipped open and it didn't lock. So you had to be careful, but I didn't,
47:50
and so I'm cutting, I'm like, Hey, I'm going to use my new pocket knife.
47:53
You took it to church? Yeah. I mean, this was like 1983, 1985. People could walk around with
48:00
pocket knives. Well, people still do that now, but you know, you don't. Well, I don't anymore.
48:06
It's a different world. Nobody, I mean, I don't know, but walking around with a knife and walking
48:11
into church with it would feel weird today, but back then walking into church with a pocket knife
48:15
and then every 15, 14 year old kid had a pocket knife in their pocket. Okay. And so you were
48:21
doing what with yours? I'm cutting the top of the lantern off and I'm trying to cut and I slipped
48:28
and that damn knife. Now the blade's about probably four inches long, little tiny little blade.
48:35
Four inches feels big. No, maybe three inches long, but it's a little tiny blade and it,
48:40
it's one of them small pocket knives. That thing went into my leg like top of my thigh.
48:45
Like Ricky Bobby. It was like this real quick. It was like, oh, it came back. Oh,
48:54
I pulled it right out and I was like, and I'm like, I just stabbed myself. I just stabbed myself.
49:03
So I'm looking around. Nobody saw. I get up, put the, you know, I get up, I walk to the bathroom,
49:08
got a little pain. I take my pants down. There's a hole in my leg. There's a hole in my leg about
49:16
the size of a dime. And so I got, I don't know whether, I don't know how I got them or I told
49:24
no one about this. It's not bleeding for some reason. I don't know why it's not, it's not like
49:30
bleeding, not, not doing any of that. But I butterfly band-aided my leg, never told a soul.
49:37
I got a scar on my leg still, you know, obviously. You never told your dad or anything when you went
49:42
home? Never told anyone that it happened. Cause you didn't want him to take the knife away.
49:46
That maybe. Yeah. But I was also embarrassed that I did it.
49:49
What about the hole in your pants? I don't know. They never asked you about it. No.
49:54
Interesting. Yeah. I stabbed myself in the hand once trying to chop some ice. It was one of the
50:00
square fruit puncher, like lemonade jugs. Then they had like a peel off top. We had some of those
50:08
and I wanted it to get cold fast. So I stuck it in the freezer and it froze. I stuck it in there
50:13
too long. So I got one of the kitchen knives out of the block and I was stabbing it, trying to get
50:17
it to like turn into a slushy. And I just stabbed right into it right here. It equally too, did not
50:22
bleed and it closed right back up. I just banded it. But I did of course tell my parents, my dad,
50:26
I was pretty little. I was like five or six. I was cutting the hole in the grill. I was cutting
50:31
the hole in the nose for my late model car back in like 94, 95 with a hole saw and the hole saw
50:37
got out of control and that scar right there. So it got into the web of my hand right there and
50:44
like just ate it up. It was so painful. You've been through some dude. Yeah. I busted my head open.
50:53
I looked like Magnum TA blood coming all down my head. Busted my head up and skateboarding.
50:59
I blew my, I got a scar on my knee that goes from the front all the way to the back from
51:05
falling on a broken brick when I was about five, six years old. We were playing running through
51:11
the yard in this, we lived in these apartments in Canapas. Rainbow apartments is what it was called
51:18
and with mom before we went to live with dad and I was running through the yard or backyard of this,
51:24
you know, this property where this, you know, and there was a brick that it was broken in
51:28
half laying deep in the grass. You couldn't, it was like, you know, the grass was probably
51:32
tall enough to hide the brick and I just fell on it like getting tack old or felt, you know,
51:37
getting tripped or whatever. And I rolled over and I could see the bone. It was crazy. I could see,
51:45
I looked at my knee and I could see all kinds of white things in there. I was supposed to be able
51:49
to see. Yes, sir. I was like, Oh my God. My mom, we, she was dating the son of this old man who had
51:59
a family practice. And when I mean family practice is the kind of guy you went when you got a sore
52:03
throat. They took me in there. We go, we run over to her boyfriend's house. We ended up at the dads,
52:10
the actual doctor or a physician or whatever. And his, his practice was right across the street.
52:17
And so we run over there and he sewed it up and he put, it was a cut. I'm going to tell you,
52:24
I swear it was a cut about five inches long and he put seven stitches in it. Now, how many
52:28
stitches would you put in that today? 20, 30, a lot. He sewed that thing up with seven. I was
52:35
screaming. He didn't numb it. No. So I mean, they're holding me down. I'm screaming like hell.
52:41
And he sewed that thing up, put about seven stitches in it. And it's a big old. It looks
52:45
like a Frankenstein scar. Yes. It's a wide ugly scar because he didn't, didn't tighten it up enough.
52:52
Yeah. He didn't do enough to like, it was like, yeah, I remember having these big old bandages
52:57
and being afraid to even bend a damn thing because it had seven strings in it. I told
53:03
him, I'm going to put it together. I've got, I've got a scar on my wrist. I was chasing my
53:07
brother and he closed the screen door fast and I ran through the glass door and my mom
53:12
literally had to pull a piece of glass out. It's like right over. Right there next to your artery.
53:16
Yeah. Holy **** dude. That's so scary. Yeah. You boys. Yeah. They always say boys are like
53:22
always doing something and that's what they mean. You guys are just rough on yourself. I've got a
53:26
scar on my lip. I'd like to say that this was when I was young, but it was when I was like
53:30
30. I got a scar here. I had no idea where it came from. I woke up in a pool of blood in my
53:35
bedroom. Feel out of bed? Well, so my Uber said like 1 30 a.m. Your Uber? My Uber said that I got
53:43
dropped off at 1 30 at my apartment. You were an adult when this happened? I thought this was a
53:47
childhood thing. I'll show you the photos. I got this scar. I don't know how I got it. The falling
53:53
out of the bed thing could still be possible. I didn't fall. I was walking to the bed. I think I
53:57
tripped over my fan, face planted into my bed frame and I laid. I woke up at 3 40 in the pool of blood,
54:04
but I got all the blood out of the carpet. Club soda just doused it. But yeah, I'll show you the
54:10
big like I've got pictures of my face. When did this happen Travis? Yesterday actually last night.
54:16
It was like 2019. Dude. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I did stuff like that when I was little. I haven't done
54:23
that in a while. I haven't had any crashes. It was August 28th, 2021 actually. Damn. Damn son.
54:32
That's pretty impressive. Yeah. Well, I don't see a scar. Yeah. So you must have. I got lucky.
54:39
You got lucky. So we are about to go to Texas for Easter. We're going to take the camper again
54:45
and spend the weekend out at the farm and do our typical fiesta, if you will. And so we're excited
54:52
about that. Kenny actually arrived Tuesday. So he got there super fast to set up the camper for us
54:58
and we get to fly out this afternoon. I'm excited. That'd be fun. Yeah. Same team. There are 13 kids
55:04
this year. Golly. And now the girls are the age where like they can look forward to it and they
55:08
like it's something that they do. They're actually looking forward to it. So here's the thing. Hiding
55:13
the things now is hard because there are a certain group of kids that are questioning everything
55:17
and then there's some that are obviously old enough to know better anyway and still play along but
55:22
yeah, it's really hard to try to figure out how to hide everything because they're into everything
55:27
in the camper. It's like hard to hide. I don't mean just about anything from them anyway, but
55:32
especially in an environment like that. So I'm always nervous. We're just going to stumble across
55:38
all the goodies. Yeah. But it's otherwise very fun. Dale claims he's not on a candy kick right
55:44
now. Is that true? I wouldn't know because he usually binges his candy after I go to sleep.
55:48
He says that ever since the Key West trip, he's pulled back on his candy consumption.
55:53
Yeah. When the lady had that reaction that I brought my candy bag up to the counter and she
55:58
goes, whoa, your judgment. Yep. I think it worked. I need to dial it back.
56:05
Are you upset? Well, he's about to dad tax the heck out of these kids.
56:12
I have, so I got, I do want to do this and I told Nicole I might, but she's, we're, so we're
56:20
riding to school this morning and she's telling me about the Texas trip. She goes, Dad, remember
56:25
last year you were helping me find eggs during the Easter egg hunt? I was like, yeah. She's like,
56:31
yeah. I'm going to do that again, Dad. She didn't say that. She just goes, you remember that?
56:35
She remembers really good. She's got a lot of attention. Yeah, I do remember that. And I was
56:39
wanting her, or waiting for her to go, let's do that again or whatever. And I think she was
56:43
trying to get there, but, and she was like, let's play a game. I was like, all right. She goes,
56:48
my favorite food. And she, I said, man, I don't know. She goes, I said, is it a dessert? She goes,
56:57
yeah. I said ice cream. She goes, no. I said candy. She goes, yeah. I said, candy's not a food,
57:02
honey. We can't live on candy. She goes, well, okay. What's my favorite candy?
57:07
And I was like, he asked the question. And I was like, well,
57:11
she goes, it starts with an S. And I was like, hmm, she goes, it's sour. I was like,
57:18
she says it comes in a bag. I was like, what color is it? She goes, it's all colors.
57:23
And I'm like, okay. And I was like, skittles. She goes, those aren't sour. I'm like, they can be.
57:30
She goes, no, this is really, really sour. And I was like, starts with an S and she's back there
57:34
going, I'm like, I know what an S sounds like. She's just really trying to help you out. And it
57:41
was sour patch kids. And I was like, oh, I was like, that's what took the tooth out. When I went to
57:50
Key West, I got a bag of, of cry baby tears. Yeah. And I'm like, Coley, if you like sour,
58:00
I got a candy you need to try. It's real sour. Now it's sour, sour. She goes, oh,
58:08
another clue she gave me was hilarious. I was like, on the sour patch kids, I was like,
58:13
give me a clue. What's it shaped like? She goes kids. I'm like, wait, what? It's a candy. And it
58:19
looks like little people. And she goes, yep. And it's sour and you still didn't get it. I didn't.
58:25
I don't know. Do they, do they shape like kids? Yes. Sour patch kids. I know, but they're little
58:30
kids. Yes. Oh, I've never seen this. How have you not? Look, they all earn hard junior. They look
58:36
like a little crater kid. Well, there you go. I have never seen one. I've seen these bags, but
58:44
I've never helped. They fly straight from the bag straight to his mouth, straight past his vision.
58:48
I don't eat them. Well, that's what you were eating in Colorado when your truth came out.
58:52
They were just shaped like watermelons. Yes. Two deals defense. Look, this photo here.
58:57
There you go. Yeah, but they're called kids, sour patch kids. All right. So, all right. So that
59:03
happens. And I got, I said, I got this candy you need to try. And it's crybaby tears. Or I said,
59:09
it's crybabies. And she goes, are they shaped? Are those the ones that are individually wrapped?
59:14
They look like shaped like tears. And, but I don't know if they're crybaby tears or just crybabies,
59:21
but that's what it is. Yeah, I've never had those. And she goes, is it shaped like little babies?
59:29
I was like, no. That's a great question considering the kids. I was like, no, it's shaped like a
59:33
little tear. You're not going to eat babies. Well, we just got off to talking about little kids.
59:38
I know. And so she's thinking for sure, crybabies must be shaped like a baby. Yes. And she goes,
59:42
is it going to make me cry? I hope it don't make me cry. I'm like, no, I don't think it really
59:47
will make you cry. I feel like we need to give her some of these. Oh, we're gonna. And so,
59:51
after school, I said you could try one. You have some at home? Yes, I got them from Key West,
59:55
whole bag. Oh, you still have them. So he hasn't eaten his candy. He still hasn't eaten the Key West
59:59
candy. Look at them. There's a lot of it. I got crybaby tears, crybaby gum, and then some
00:07
caramels. What are the ones that are like little rounds and they usually are warheads. Warheads.
00:12
Yeah. Those are pretty good, but they're a hard candy. I like crybabies and the crybaby tears are
00:17
good. Super shower. I'll try one too. Yeah, they're good.
00:25
Hi guys, welcome to Ask Amy, Dale and I are in the Dirty Mo' Media Studios and we have had a lot
00:29
of fun conversation today. Hopefully you guys will check it out. What do you have Travis? So the
00:33
first question we had a few people ask is they want to know, did we have an update on the
00:36
Bunk Cake situation? Okay, so the Bunk Cake situation is yes. The Bunk Cake that Dale stole
00:44
is still to be determined. We don't know for sure if he truly stole the cake, but just about as
00:52
soon as the clip of us talking about the cake went out last week, the Bunk Cake ladies from the
00:57
store in Moorsville showed up at Junior Motorsports with another cake. Now we have three. Just wishing
01:02
us happy birthday. So that's, we're up to three Bunk Cakes. And there's a new cake that showed up at
01:07
the house. That is carrots on top of it. Yes. So I went to brunch yesterday with my girlfriends.
01:12
We worked out into Pilates and then we went to brunch and I got yet another carrot cake and we
01:16
had Buntini's at lunch. I got, the cake count has reached like seven or eight at this point.
01:22
Good Lord. Yes. So we have really made up for lost time with carrot cake.
01:26
But if you just mentioned something on the podcast, it just baseball cards, baseball cards,
01:33
cold beer, cold beer, cold beer, Chanel, Chanel, Chanel, Chanel.
01:40
Chanel? What? Oh my gosh. Yes. The cakes have really been plentiful this year.
01:48
And so I'm going to take the cake that I got yesterday because it hasn't been cut into Texas
01:52
for Easter. That explains why then, I think James was like yesterday, was like, hey,
01:58
there's a cake in the break room. Yeah. Another one. Yeah. We'll take it. Yeah, buddy.
02:04
Next question is, is there a movie you refuse to watch because it'll make you cry? Or is there a
02:10
movie that you watch that like you want a good cry? So I don't refuse to cry. I feel like
02:15
I'm going to be emotional just doing, I get emotional even watching video clips of his dad,
02:19
whom I've never met. It just like, I get really excited and big emotions just make me cry.
02:26
I've almost cried watching the rocket launch yesterday, you know, just because I got excited.
02:30
It took me back to my childhood. It gave me like Ronald Reagan era vibes when you were that age.
02:36
Does that make any sense to you? Yes, it is. Yeah. So sometimes I watch movies knowing I might cry
02:41
like a league of their own. I love that movie. It reminds me of like... You've got cried in the
02:45
league of their own. The sister relationship and all of the things. Oh yeah, when they come back
02:50
together at the end, I cry like a baby. I love that. I don't care to cry. We have a friend,
02:57
his name is Billy, who will purposely put on sad country songs because he wants to cry.
03:01
The end of Lonesome Dove. The end of Lonesome Dove makes you cry? Is that a thing that other
03:08
Yeah. When he takes Gus all the way, so Gus passes away, dies in that town after he wouldn't let
03:19
him amputate his leg. He took an arrow to the knee and he's like, he ain't cutting my leg off.
03:25
I'm not going to hobble around in a chair. So he dies and he promised him, so they had traveled
03:32
all the way up to Montana to create a ranch. Well, he dies. Now he said, you got to take me
03:40
all the way back to Texas and bury me next to the creek where I had this date with this girl
03:46
that I love. And so he's like, you son of a... So he drags him all the way back. Yeah. And now Woodrow,
03:54
I believe, is at the town. He has buried his friend and he's standing at the town and there's a guy
04:01
that walks up to like a journalist and he's like, hey, are you who I think you are? You were the
04:07
first one to do a cattle drive all the way up to Montana. He's like, yep. He's like, you and your
04:14
buddy did this, that and the other. He's like, yep. He's like, you brought your buddy all the way back
04:18
here after he passed away. He's like, I did. And it's just really emotional. I don't know. If you
04:25
watch, it's a, it's a lonesome dove. It's the love that makes you emotional. It's like their
04:30
relationship. It's the same thing for me watching. Lonesome dove is a mini series and it's an eight
04:35
hour thing, which isn't a big deal these days. Like trying to, I used to tell my friends like,
04:41
like I get my buddies and I'll be like, let's watch Lonesome Dove. And they're like,
04:44
that's a weird ass thing to do with your buddies. They're like, really? I'm like, man, it's good.
04:49
You feeling okay, Dale? And this ain't like, you know, if I would have said, hey, let's watch
04:56
an hour and a half long movie, you know, they'd have been like, cool. Okay. But I'm like, this is
05:04
eight hours and you're like, yeah, I'm not doing that. And but now people sit down and that's nothing.
05:10
Right. That was, see, I was ahead of my time. I was a banger before binging was cool,
05:16
but Lonesome Dove, man, if you ain't never watched it, the actors in that, the list of people down
05:22
lane, all the people that are in that insane. And, and the storyline is incredible. So if you
05:32
just went and read the cast, you would go, this is going to be good. But the storyline is really
05:37
awesome. They did a good job. I think I was in the ninth or twelfth grade when that came out.
05:43
Yeah, it's a good movie. Tom Lee Jones, Diane Lane, Ricky Schroeder, Chris Cooper, Timothy Scott,
05:49
Robert Ulrich, you remember him? Danny Glover. And Jonathan Houston. He was good. Robert DeVall
05:58
is one of the lead characters and he does an amazing job. Our dog is named after Captain
06:03
Augustus McCrae. That's right. Augustus after Steve Buscemi's in there. How about that? It's
06:12
a good Saturday binge. If you've got nothing to do. Oh, it's so good. You'll, you'll finish it
06:17
if you start it. Pretty good. You'll have to report back on if you cry. There is some sad moments
06:22
like Danny Glover gets killed and it's just like, you're like, no, man, you know, when you're watching
06:27
a show, people can appreciate this, right? Well, I think we all can. You'll get into a movie or a
06:32
series and one of your favorite character dies early. You're like, God dang. Yeah. No, man.
06:38
I hurt your feelings. I don't want that one to go, you know? Yeah.
06:42
That's how I was like, I watched Survivor and if you do, and you haven't watched last night,
06:45
turn away, but somebody got voted off. I did. And I was like, damn, I'm like that, like,
06:49
who you were rooting for. Yeah, I was like, that hurt. Like I wanted them to stay in there.
06:54
Who was it? I haven't watched Survivor in a long time. I don't want to say the name just in case
06:58
anybody's. Okay. Not watched yet. Yeah. Just in case. I don't want to be that person that's well,
07:03
but yeah, I'll, sometimes I'll put on like some sad country music or whatever and just
07:07
you're in one of those movies. I didn't pick that for you, sad country. Like if it's like,
07:10
let's say it's like a Friday night and you aren't doing anything and you got some meat,
07:13
you having a drink or two and put on some music and just like. Getting your feelings. Yeah. Sometimes
07:17
you just gotta. Sometimes you need it. And just release it. Yeah. But I know one of the movies
07:21
that was, I saw is people said Marlene Me's movie that like they, they know if they watch it, it's
07:25
just. I'm not watching a dog movie. Okay. So yes, Homeward Bound cried like a baby. Yeah. That one,
07:29
I don't think I wouldn't watch anymore. So back to the original question, I probably wouldn't put
07:33
that on because I can't handle that animals. Yeah. You know, going through stuff. People, yes,
07:39
but not animals. And I don't want the kids to see that either. Yeah. Break their little hearts.
07:43
Next question is they want to know, has Dale tried your face mask thing that you've been?
07:48
He has not. No. And I tried to do that kind of stuff when he's not around because he's just
07:52
going to clown the **** out of me. I walked into the bathroom the other night. She had it on.
07:58
You remember? No. Yes. Like three or four nights ago, maybe just a week ago, but I walked in there
08:03
and you had on this full thing and you giggled. Oh, they're talking about my LED mask. Yeah.
08:07
Yeah. So I have this like, it looks like a Jason mask that's sitting on the floor, the white one.
08:11
Oh. Yeah. Yeah. I try to do this. Yeah. No, I'm not doing that. No, not that you, no, you're not
08:17
doing it, but no, he, I try to do all of my voodoo, girly stuff when he is down there ripping
08:21
cards or playing video games or whatever he's doing. Yeah. Because I don't want to get into
08:26
like a clown. I mean, he has come up before and I've had masks on where I can't move my face,
08:29
so I can't even laugh with him. And it's like the laughing keeps going and it hurts. So,
08:34
you know, we've been together a long time. He's, he's seen quite a bit of it.
08:38
I found it funny just because it's dark and you're red and you just hear Amy's voice.
08:41
Yeah. I should, you know what I should do is put that damn thing on and creep up on his
08:44
ass and just turn it on and be like, boo. He's scared to **** out of me the last two nights
08:49
coming to bed. The next time that you wake up in the middle of the night and he's asleep,
08:52
put it on. I should. If you're not scaring him. I might try all that. If you're not trying to
08:56
scare your wife on a regular basis. Do you even like her? You're not having fun.
09:03
He used to jump out and scare me in the house all the time and then we had kids and now he's,
09:07
you know, does it with them. Yeah. But every once in a while, the other night, she was awake,
09:11
he'll scare me coming to bed. Yeah. I came upstairs at like 1030 and she's in bed,
09:15
scrolling on her phone. I was watching a video with this little girl who was suffering from
09:19
something that her mom was helping her with and I was like, oh, and I didn't know he was
09:23
standing in the doorway and he goes, oh, I'm like, you gotta fight fire with fire.
09:33
What? Yeah. Well, I'm standing there. It's dark, super dark, but you can probably see my silhouette
09:39
and so you couldn't because I had my phone light in my face. I couldn't see anything and I'm
09:43
sitting there and I'm like, man, I want her to look over here and get scared. And she goes,
09:48
and she's watching the thing and she goes, oh, she has no idea anyone's there. And she's like,
09:56
oh, and I was like, oh, man, and she talks to her phone. Was she like, she was like, I know,
10:03
but like, I was, I mean, I'd be, I hear you laugh all the time. Like you'll be watching TV
10:09
or whatever and she just cackles at the TV. Doesn't everyone? Yeah, but you know. Yeah,
10:16
he likes to scare me. He scared me last night just by accident because I happen to forget to
10:20
put my teeth aligners in before I went to sleep and so I went back to the bathroom. So I'm
10:24
in one doorway, he's coming in the other one and I didn't expect him because usually I can
10:27
hear him walking and he's, there he is again. I'm like, God, he loves it. God, he loves it when
10:35
he scares me, especially when it's by pure accident like that.
10:41
One more question here is they want to know what is your favorite scent or scents for candles?
10:47
Do you have ones that you like you always like to have at the house? Vanilla.
10:50
No, so I don't like, I don't like food smelling candles. Come on, TJ. Oh, TJ? TJ loves vanilla.
10:58
I said, TJ, what's your top three ice creams? He goes, well, vanilla's one. I'm like,
11:02
what the hell? You got to put like something. It's got to have some extra in it. But he's also
11:07
the type of guy that orders the kids grilled cheese or the kids cheese and turkey with no
11:11
spreads on it. And he'll double down and get some to go when he comes to the beach. He's going back
11:16
to the racetrack. That's what he eats for the next few days. So like that's, TJ is just vanilla.
11:19
That's who TJ is. What was the question again? I remember.
11:24
Candle scents that you like to have at the house. Yeah, I don't like food candle scents. So I like
11:28
sandalwood, anything kind of like woodsy, more masculine smelling or just something clean.
11:33
My favorite candle all the time, I think it's everyone's favorite. It's called Volcano and it
11:36
has like this lemony, just really clean scent. I'm a big like, you bought some, you've smelled them,
11:42
we have them. He's just trying to make notes. Like the ocean breeze kind of one, but I also love
11:47
like an apple cinnamon. So if it's like October, September and October, there's like a small little
11:53
window when I can deal with that. But like, I ain't going to burn the whole candle down.
11:57
I just like a day or two. So in the last couple of, uh, in the last couple of weeks,
12:03
I may be, I say weeks and the last couple of months I've caught Nicole playing with the candles.
12:10
Yeah, I can't burn candles with Nicole in the house. She blows them all out.
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So we got a candle over by the front door that's three or four. It's a big giant one. Yeah. It's
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upstairs and I can look over the, over the banister and she's standing there and she, I heard her go
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and I walk over and one of the wicks is done out and the other three are still lit. And I go,
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you mess with that candle? And she goes, Nope. And I was like, you sure? She goes, Nope, just
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standing here. And I was like, be careful now. We mess with that. And that sucks too, because
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that type of candle, if you don't have all the wicks burning, it doesn't melt right. And then
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the whole thing gets screwed up. You get a tunnel and it's the worst. Yeah, you gotta,
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they gotta burn evenly. Yeah. But I like clean smell, clean, crisp,
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non-food smelling for the most part. But yeah, if it's fall, I can deal with like pumpkin,
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spice or apple. So Nicole told me something that makes a lot of sense today. We was riding
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school in the car and we were talking about favorite, uh, I was like asking her what her
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favorite new cartoon was. And then I said, all right, tell me a show that you used to watch
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that you don't like anymore. You know, we're going through all these little things. I was just curious
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what she would say. And she says, my favorite cartoon character. And I'm like, Oh, who is it?
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She goes, Wednesday. And I'm like, this tracks. Yeah. 100%. She's found the Adams family and
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there's a cartoon now about Wednesday and she's obsessed. She likes creepy everything. That's
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her. Oh, she is a little Wednesday. Is it not? Yeah. She's in the, she's always kind of like
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messing with things. She knows she shouldn't do, she knows she ain't supposed to touch,
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she knows she don't touch that. You know, can I tell you something really weird that she did the
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other day? You sure you want the world to know it? Maybe not. Maybe I'll tell you later. Yeah.
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I think that the Wednesday thing, like you said tracks, but she's like, she likes to take things
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apart. She wants to, she likes creepy stuff. Like she likes snakes. We went to Sweetgrass the other
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day to do Easter baskets and she went straight for these little 3d printed critters and like picked
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out all the little snakes, which is why we have all those now. So she's really into that. So we
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might, we could end up being the Adams family for Christmas or for Halloween. Well, she would
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definitely probably enjoy being Wednesday, but that was a new revelation for me. All right.
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