terrible, um, floor jacks really make it much nicer.
Ah, my gosh, because you never can get them lined up
perfectly.
And that's the thing is that tow bars back in the day
were a arguably a fixed A frame and a they were an A.
And in fact, I recall, uh, I mean, even having in my
possession, because a lot of them were just two
bars coming off and they would, they would actually
attach to the bumper of the vehicle itself.
I mean, again, we go back to the most early
ones, somebody found an old trailer that had reached
its demise and you cut the front of it off and then
you drill two holes, you welded or bolted or lashed by
some means brackets to the front of the vehicle
that you're going to tow and you put pins in and
there you go.
You're ready to roll.
Right.
Now, if you really wanted to be elitist, then
you worried about lights.
Breaks weren't even on the table.
No, you didn't need breaks where you were
going, you didn't need to break things.
And I was going to say, you know, from the, the
tow bar that I had in my possession actually had
a crossbar in it.
So hooking it up to the vehicle, it was a one
vehicle tow bar, basically, you had to modify the
vehicle that you were attaching it to, uh, in
order to use that A frame.
Yep.
And it wasn't even that the, the bows, uh, went
side to side, which is what becomes, you
know, popular in the 80s and they finally
started making it, you know, you can adjust those.
Right.
And then, you know, they still weren't even
telescoping like they are today.
Right.
Today, I mean, you could have the, the, the
coach and the Jeep off by a foot and unlatch
it, bring it over, plop it on the ball, you
pull it forward and it locks and boom, you're
down the road.
Right.
You never got to experience the amazing
experience of trying to push it on the ball.
Trying to actually line it up so that it
perfectly, uh, that it perfectly kind of attached
together.
There's, there's no perfect.
Well, I think it's funny because you're using
the, you're using the term on the ball.
That's not even the vast majority of tow bars
anymore.
They are actually a two inch hitch, uh, themselves
and they insert into the receiver and then
the telescoping arms.
We don't even use the ball hitch on the
vast majority of today's modern tow bars.
And then again, if you were an elitist, you
went and got a length of chain and you hooked
one chain to your, your loop on the towing
vehicle and you wrapped it around the A frame.
However, many times you had to, because it
was never the right length.
Right.
And then you wrapped it around the front
bumper of that.
And that was emergency use only.
That's your safety chain there.
That was your safety chain.
So, so here's the thing.
So I have this A frame, uh, but, but that
would require modifying the bumper of
whatever vehicle you were putting it on.
So here I am as an enterprising young
individual doesn't know that he shouldn't
do stuff that he doesn't know he shouldn't
do stuff.
And of course, I grew up, uh, with a
family who had, you know, we didn't have
a lot of limitations ourselves.
And it was a farm.
So you're already fat towing.
Oh, all the time, right?
So when, when a vehicle was lashed to
the tow vehicle in some capacity, uh,
you, without the tow bar itself being in
position, somebody has to steer the
wheels, because if you're just pulling
off of a chain, a tow strap, jumper
cables, you never done that.
You, you have to have somebody steering
the wheel because it, if it's has some
form of, of give to it, that rear vehicle
will not track behind the tow vehicle.
And so I don't know if this was a term
that everybody used or just what I was
exposed to, but we called it, uh, being
a dead man.
You had to drive dead man.
That's literally what I was going to
reference.
Okay.
Okay.
So.
And the police really love it when
you do that.
Oh, wait till I tell my story.
So, so I understand the necessity of
like, Hey, I'm broken down and I'm on a
tow strap and there's, there's 15 feet
behind us and somebody's got to run
dead man.
Oh, shit.
15 feet.
That's what's curious.
Somebody's got to write dead man and
you have to, you have to make sure
you're breaking with the vehicle in
front of you and you have to keep
that, that flat towed vehicle tracked
behind the tow vehicle.
Right.
Okay.
So here I am, uh, I'm, I'm kind of
starting out in, in, you know,
itchy story.
It is.
Okay.
It is the community story.
So I had just graduated college and I
had, uh, not had a very, I didn't
know a lot of people in the area at
that time.
And you really, really, really like
Jeep trucks.
I love Jeep trucks.
And my tow rig, uh, at the time was
a early nineties, uh, GM conversion
van and, uh, G 20, G 20, good old
Mark three G 20.
And, uh, with the plush interior
velour and the curtains and every
the whole, the whole nine yards, which,
which I've been looking, which I've
been looking for one again.
You have.
Um, so, uh, so I'm like, okay, I
see this Jeep available as flat as
this Comanche pick them up truck.
And I was like, I need to go get
that has no driveline has no, no
legal ease, you know, way to get
it home.
And I, I don't know where my trailer
was or what was wrong with my
trailer because I own my first
trailer by this time.
I had sort of bed sites.
It did.
It was, it was solid enough.
It was solid enough.
It had, we could see the dream.
I knew I was, I was buying the
dream, right?
But I needed to get the dream home.
So I took, I had a friend who was
not mechanically inclined, not
even in the least bit, which
this helps you when you're trying
to do this, right?
Oh, because he's none the wiser
of the crappy situation I'm
about to put him in.
And it was unfortunately a
little over somewhere between
30 and 40 minutes away.
And I went ahead and I throw
him in the van and I throw
some nylon tow strap in the
van.
And I don't even remember, you
know, and I threw a spare
tire in there as well.
You were, yeah, absolutely.
And I went and went to go and
pick up the Jeep.
Now, the funny thing about
Comanches and Cherokees of the
80s and early 90s, that front
bumper was metal and it had a
sharp edge on the backside of
it.
And I went ahead and I wrapped
the heck out of the two
bumpers.
I put the tire and I backed
up to the Comanche.
I made him hold it.
So now I'm backing up at him
and I back up to the Comanche
and I put them bumper to
bumper and I grabbed the tow
strap and I lash it around the
bumpers in this incredibly
cattywompous way.
So now I've got conversion van,
tire, Comanche, and I'm
lashed together with like a.
I mean, he's got a easy job now
because you can't rear in the
van.
You can't rear on the van.
It's perfect.
Kevin, all I need you to do
is steer is steer is stay
behind me.
Yeah, don't even break.
No breaking necessary.
Vans got got a big booty.
You can do it at the right.
The van's going to be perfectly
fine.
So we depart our destination
and I'm just I am of the
volition of like you'll figure
it out back there.
He has never done anything
like this in his whole entire
life.
Can you picture the guys from
the Big Bang Theory where
they literally wear their pole
buttoned all the way up to the
top of their neck and the pocket
protector and everything.
That was Kevin.
I graduated college with him.
An incredible human being not
an ounce of mechanical
inclination whatsoever.
And I have now thrust him into
the dead man position thinking,
I don't know.
This seems really straightforward
to me.
All you got to do is keep the
command team behind the van.
I also decided that
I would I was so confident
once we left the
the initial property.
And you got like 15 minutes
of experience.
Yeah, you got 15 minutes of
experience that I would go
ahead and go out and get on
the highway.
Makes perfect sense.
This is fantastic.
And I'm I'm relying on the
tail lights of the van to
again, I didn't need lights
and I didn't need breaks.
You know, those signs on the
freeway that says these are
some things you should not do
on the freeway.
Those were written for Neil.
I know that minimum.
Oh, my God.
I I went ahead
and I I hammered home
and it was
appropriately uneventful
from the driver's position.
I couldn't see the command
team.
And I mean, I would watch it
kind of like ebb out to the
side of the van and then back
and, you know, every once
on a blue moon, it would kind
of go side to side.
And we were hammered
down. I was fine.
You know, I was fine.
Cell phones weren't a thing.
Cell phones weren't a thing.
So he couldn't call you like,
hey, stop what you're doing.
He was screwed
from the moment that I left.
I pulled back into town.
He gets out of the Jeep.
He is visibly shook.
He is pale.
He wants to throw up.
His knuckles hurt from being
on the Jeep so badly.
And I am like, well, that was
good. We got here, guys.
We're look at my dear Jeep.
Look at my new Jeep.
He is like visibly
shook. He wants to puke.
He's a little frustrated at me.
It was epic.
The worst part of this whole
conversation, despite the fact
that Kevin and I no longer speak.
Go figure.
Has only a little bit
to do with these shenanigans.
Great, dude.
I wish him the best in life.
The worst part was this was
one of those back in the day
when tow ropes were made
out of woven nylon.
As it should be, as I was
as I was deconstructing
this, you know, conglomeration
down to a thread or two.
It was down to a thread or two.
I pulled into town and as he had,
you know, swerved or weaved
behind the tow rig, it actually
worked that tow strap.
Soaring it off.
You were sighing at that tow
strap from the the edge
or the sharpness of those.
That folks is called a near miss.
Yep. That is 100 percent the case.
If we would have gone any further,
that vehicle would have
absolutely detached from the van.
There was absolutely no brakes.
I mean, the Jeep was the driveline
was out of the Jeep.
The master cylinder was out of the Jeep.
I could have authentically killed
my friend.
Poor Kevin. Poor Kevin.
So I have a similar
experience of the dead man.
And it was when I had a
automobile and the Delta 88
and my cousin, Jason, had a
Buick Regal, great vehicles, great vehicles.
His his regal died on the side of the road.
It was I don't know if our listeners
would, you know, some of them may know
this area, but South Hill and Coons
going towards the Mill Creek Mall in Erie.
So it's this it's this windy,
hilly back road that access
you dead head, facing the mall
at Peach Street.
Oh, perfect.
And it's a great towing road.
Yes, he's he's on that road.
And we were both headed somewhere
when his vehicle died.
So I just pull over, go back.
We try to figure out what's going on.
I can't get it figured out.
He has this, I don't know,
two and a half foot length of rope.
So we tie it to the rear bumper of mine,
the front bumper of his.
And he's going to dead man it.
But he has no brakes.
He has obviously no power steering at this point.
You know, that wasn't even a thing for that vehicle.
So it was it was great.
Going down a hilly windy road
and playing bumper cars.
I was just saying,
I was just saying,
absolutely because you're because he's bumping into you.
Absolutely.
Bang in the back of your car.
Oh, yeah, I'm trying to slow airbags.
I'm trying to slow down
to get to the light at Peach.
Yes, it's just ramming into the back and just kind of he's got no choice.
You've got that little.
Yeah, the wave coming to us happening.
Turn on the Peach Street and wouldn't you know it?
There's a milk or cup just sitting right there watching traffic.
I'm like, hello, it is what it is.
Yeah, we just went right past them.
I didn't say a word.
But yeah, that was the whole way back.
And thank goodness, those had metal bumpers as well.
So right.
And that's and those are two good sized cars.
So I'm sure they were just boats.
They were just you were just boating each other.
Whereas the van in the commands,
the the van didn't know the commands.
He was back.
Oh, you know what I mean?
Oh, yeah.
Once I once I got up and going, it didn't matter.
You're you're going,
plop, plop, you know, the head.
You're getting whiplash in the process.
Oh, I was.
So it's a my good story.
Yes, we were in Mount Vernon, Ohio.
And I was at a friend's place.
We were going to do a derby demo derby.
And we got a call that so and so was broke down
on the side of the road.
So the logical thing is all the kids pile
into all the vehicles and we go up to see what we can do.
And like normal, I can't do anything with it.
So we got to tow it.
And of course, we got like 80 cars on the side of the road.
Brought the whole whole, you know,
shooting matches over there with their four ways on.
So Cot pulls up behind us as we're
thinking about lashing cars together.
And she walks up and she says,
she literally goes, oh, she's sized.
You know, we got like 15 young people standing
on the side of the road.
And she's like, I know what you guys are doing.
Tell you what I'm going to do.
I'm going to go up the road about two miles.
And I'm going to turn around.
And if you're not sitting here when I come back,
I didn't see a thing.
We're like, thank you, ladies, so much.
So when she pulled away, it was game on.
I don't even remember what we were
towing how we towed it or whatever, but it was go time.
Get that thing off the road by any means possible.
Bumper the bumper, rope, doesn't matter.
Get on the side road, pronto.
Right, right.
And so of course, the alternative to all of this,
and as a trailer, is either a trailer.
And if you are not in a position to A,
afford a trailer or B, trailers also require maintenance.
I want to say that the biggest problem of the trailer
is it is just the beginning, because now you need ramps.
Now you need straps.
Now you need lights on the trailer.
A good trailer has brakes.
Well, now we have more brakes to maintain.
You have registration on the trailer.
Registration.
Now you have to have a vehicle equipped to tow the trailer.
You have to store the trailer somewhere
when you're not using it.
Yep.
Now you're friends with everybody.
And the thing is, and this is what I have no reservation.
And when we talk about tow dollies, flat towing,
or full trailer towing, I am a full trailer towing guy.
When we had the class A and we were doing some traveling
with it and whatnot, I loaded Jeeps onto a full-size trailer.
That was my specific approach or interest.
I don't mind pulling the ramps out and loading the Jeep.
I don't mind that visual as I go up and your headlights
are looking at the sky.
And you have to then keep the Jeep centered
between the wheel wells and not crush them, Jeffrey,
in the process of loading the vehicle onto the trailer.
I don't mind strapping down a Jeep, right?
But my dad does.
And quite frankly, quite a few of the customers
that we have set up flat tow assemblies for them
don't want to own a trailer, store a trailer,
strap to a trailer.
Crush fenders on the trailer.
Crush fenders on their trailer.
I mean, the biggest challenge really
is it's intimidating to them, pull a trailer.
Because now you have to be mindful,
where is the trailer wheels at?
It's wider than your vehicle in front of it, 90% of the time.
So now, can you back up a trailer?
Can you back up a trailer?
Are you taking the road cones out with the fender of the trailer
because it's wider?
A telephone pole.
Neil.
Oh, that is true.
We've seen some stuff.
Or bring in some stuff.
Neil.
Yeah, Scott, make sure that the stuff you're putting
on the trailer.
Is that a cough thing?
Is it?
You've got some of the stuff in your throat.
Yeah, that's to say, maybe take a drink.
Busy your mouth, Jeffrey.
Sometimes you have to make sure the thing you're
putting on the trailer is too heavy for the trailer.
Dude, I just hit the light pole last year.
No, you didn't.
That was 20 years ago.
What are you talking about?
It was fictitious, yeah.
Portulito, Ohio.
I don't know anything about that.
Literally, Joe passed it.
The light pole is still crippled like this.
They just put a new one up next to it.
That's the shit.
Yeah, I'm just keeping those jobs going.
All right, well, nobody has any proof that it happened.
And Charles even said, plus,
owning a trailer, you are now a moving company
for friends and family.
It's exactly Scott's intention.
It's like owning a pickup truck.
You become best friends with everybody.
The best part, and one final story
before we get on to actually how you should do this.
So my father-in-law had a 79 F-150 four-wheel drive truck,
and it died in the middle of the busy road.
And so he walked to the house and was like,
hey, the truck's dead in the middle of the road.
I need someone to assist me to do this.
I don't remember why I didn't go.
But we're like, ah, Amy can go with that.
Then girlfriend, now current wife.
So she takes her Jeep, Cherokee, backs up to that.
And he had a cool chain.
He had a J-hook chain.
So he looked the J-hook around the front axle,
the Ford, hooked the other one to the hitch on the Jeep,
got in the truck said, all right, go ahead.
And she's like, oh, OK.
So she drove away like she was pulling it
from a traffic light.
Oh, buddy.
She pulled that Ford so hard.
He almost lost grip on the steering wheel.
Thankfully, he didn't have to go very far.
Right.
Right.
Well, and that's a chain as well, which has no give.
And we were a society that pulled with chains up
until 15 years ago.
Absolutely.
I mean, if you don't have an older person to tell you
a story about a chain that tried to connect dots
on a frame from doing this kind of towing,
because my dad had that story.
Sure.
I don't know the details enough to tell it,
but you could rip a frame in half pretty quick with a chain.
Yes.
And that's the thing.
We don't use chains in recovery anymore for a number of reasons.
Even when it was chains, and then it
was the chain links or chain hooks,
metal hooks on the ends, before it finally got away
from that completely.
But you could, the webbing with the metal hooks
was a thing for quite a while.
Absolutely.
And the metal hooks were almost worse, in my opinion,
than just straight chain.
Well, because the metal hooks became a projectile,
because now that potential energy, just when it snapped,
now we're shooting projectiles.
Right, absolutely.
Basically, a sling shot.
I think that's exciting.
Yes.
Yes.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
So we have these situations where
it is necessary to move a vehicle.
And in conjunction with the alternatives,
you decide that the benefit of the fact
that you can largely just pull the vehicle up
to the toe rig, you can hook it up,
that now with the A-frame, the solid A-frame,
it eliminates the need for a dead man, per se,
unless you have a worn out steering box.
Well, that's true.
And within reason, because that triangle connection,
it largely keeps the vehicle from a minimal side
to side sway, versus kind of something
that is more elasticity to it.
Like a tire.
And nylon rope.
That's along with that.
So you've also determined that you do not
want to own a trailer, or that towing via a trailer
is not to your specific comfort level.
I also want to point out, your tire conversation
doesn't work on most modern vehicles.
I've watched it literally just crush front bumpers.
Oh.
We're well.
I mean, we're 35 years past the point.
But I'm familiar with doing the tire in between.
I've done it.
But I also have watched people recently.
Because our first cars had metal bumpers.
And you know what's funny is that I
think that's lost on a lot of people generationally.
I mean, there are literally people
generationally in our generation because of when
we started driving in the vehicles that were available
to us, who do not recognize, since you have brought up
tow trucks, in your fun fact there, push bumpers
on the front of tow trucks.
Yeah.
And sling trucks, period.
Sling trucks, 100%, that apparatus
that people see on the back of a wrecker.
And a wrecker is not a flatbed.
Because now, most tow companies run a flatbed.
And if they're not running a flatbed,
you'll notice they run what's called a stinger.
And a stinger picks up.
It goes down under the tires.
But previous, and prior to, and look at tow mater from cars,
they had sling trucks.
And that was because you could sling
under those front metal bumpers.
And the push bumper on tow trucks
was exactly the objective that I could get somebody
in the dead man position, and I could push them off the road.
Yep.
That never happens anymore.
And the sling can't happen anymore.
You destroy the car.
That's true.
And the sling was an upgrade over just having a hook
that you hooked on the bumper.
On, like, 30s cars that had just this big spring bumper.
You could literally just pull.
They had J-hooks.
And that was the thing is that you had a single J-hook
or you had double J-hooks.
And it would come down and you'd hook under the vehicle
and you'd just pick the vehicle up from there.
And it would literally be swinging on the sling.
And if you had a all-wheel drive or a four-wheel drive
that was stuck in whatever, the little tiny tires
on the back of a wrecker, those are dollies.
And you would jack up the back of the car
and you'd stick those little baby tires under the back wheels.
And now you have a trailer.
Yes.
And now you've made a trailer.
And that's if you're lucky, because there's
been plenty of conversations and stories of tow operators
just needing to get the vehicle out of the space
and they just drug it.
Absolutely.
Which binds up your transmission, your transfer case,
everything, and ruins your tires in the process,
flat spotting them.
So these are all the contrary things
to effective flat towing.
Now the downside to flat towing is the fact
that the vehicle has to be road or speed worthy
of being towed behind.
But does it?
Well, I've been personally thinking
about the fun peculiar nature of flat towing
and off-road rig behind one of my vehicles.
So having an off-road rig that is kind of put together,
my own personal six weeks of interest
is an off-road rig that is really kind of dedicated to off-road
and not intending to be a daily driver.
Kind of that race car idea that you talked about, you know?
See, my only problem is, then you
can't break a driveline component.
Correct.
Axle shafts just got off the table.
Correct.
Wheels and tires need to stay inflated.
That's exactly.
You can't be aired down and then trying to go out and get
on the highway and do 55, 60 on the way home.
And now, depending on your area you live,
like poor souls and PA, if you suddenly
make it more trail than on-road,
they aren't going to be happy with it having
a tire on the road.
I was wondering about that, right?
And so that's literally one of the things
that as we talk about the concept of flat towing,
if I have a vehicle that does not have appropriate titling
registration and insurgency and state inspection.
Cannot be on the road.
Is it a trailer if I have an A-frame or a tow bar hooked
up to it before you understand that not all trailers have
to be registered as well, right?
But I'm going to interject and jump to the comments
because there's somebody commenting from YouTube
who their name on YouTube fits Neil to a T.
Days of Pain and Victory says, I saw the title of this video
and had to click because I literally just posted a video
yesterday about flat towing in RV with my truck
and it's doing terrible.
That trip was sketchy.
I don't recommend flat towing a 32-foot motor
home behind a pickup.
I want to know more.
I might go find your video.
Why need you to link?
Because we do have appropriately towing RVs.
There's also somebody on YouTube
who desperately was saying good morning.
I want to make sure we recognize that.
There's a bunch.
If we go back, we've got 415.
Alfredo say good morning.
We've got Mike Lentz saying morning, guys.
We had Bill McWilliam saying good morning.
So there's a whole bunch.
Joe O'Brien claiming he's a towing expert, LOL.
Then we've got Houseman saying part of the reason
the original video failed in his opinion
is that it was titled everything you need to know,
but you didn't cover things like backing up
or figuring out weight, et cetera.
Let's be honest, the title doesn't matter.
It was Neil presenting it.
It's flat towing.
I was just saying nobody cares about flat towing
is what it comes down to.
People are still asleep somewhere.
Right.
Yeah, so you towed a 32 motor home with a truck
and that is literally what that YouTuber is saying.
I want to see this video.
Yeah, even House is saying I got to see this video.
Daddy Jeep saying I towed a 32 foot RV 10 miles
behind a farm tractor once.
I think that's-
There's nothing more Warren, Pennsylvania.
Right?
Right?
Thank you, Rob Morgan.
Isn't that one of the three points for?
I wish I could say that I've never seen that before.
Three point hitch.
That's three point hitch.
That's basically a sling truck.
It is.
I mean, that's one that got the idea from.
So we have this concept.
And again, our objective today was not necessarily
to get into the technical data.
Jeff said we can only talk about how much the video sucked
and-
It's literally what I said.
I was like, we're not talking technical.
Our own experiences and why people
may choose one over the other.
I mean, like I said before,
it's just we've taken, we've legitimized flat towing.
Now we can do it safely, legally.
At speed.
It's boring.
I was just saying it's way less fun now.
Yeah, it's way less fun.
Right.
But back to before we went to the comments.
And this may be a Fredism, which.
Oh, Fred.
I can't wait for him to join us.
And it was a peculiar cat.
But he had such written rules
and I got pounded in my head
that if a vehicle set a tire on the road
and had to have a license plate,
had to have lights
and it had to have insurance.
Mm-hmm.
So if you're towing something
that's broken down, it better have those things.
It didn't say he had to propel itself down the road
but it had to have a plate, had to have insurance.
Should be in your name.
Should.
Should be.
To the point that we had a converted
pop-up camper trailer
that he had found things to make out of.
So we're talking a single axle,
the little fat tires
that should have been on every 70s and 80s pop-up camper.
And we had a 56 Chevy
that needed to go a couple miles away.
So he wedged this Chevy onto this trailer,
which the front tires were.
Onto a pop-up camper conversion trailer.
So the front tires were to the front of the box.
How does Fred do this?
This is something I would do.
And the back tires are at the back of the trailer
and he had made a gate that was removable.
And that's where the license plate was.
So in his thought,
the tail lights were off the 56 Chevy's
which is why we're not flat showing it.
Because we have no lights.
And it wasn't registered.
So he straps the trailer's gate to the back of the car.
Oh my God.
And we hook it to our K-10
and we're going down the road.
We make a turn and why not?
There's a state highway patrol.
Of course.
No one knows.
My dad had a very great relationship with...
In a contentious relationship with law enforcement.
So he of course pulls in behind us and pulls us over.
And I cannot make this up.
He walks up to the truck and he says,
well why I pulled you over was
and I didn't see your license plate for the trailer.
And my dad could have murdered him
right there on the side of the road.
And he says it's strapped to the back of the car
on the tailgate.
The cop walks to the back of the trailer,
looks at it, comes back.
So sorry I bothered you.
No talk about trailers overloaded as heck
because it was.
No talk about how it's hanging off
both ends of the trailer because it was.
None of that.
I don't even think it was properly strapped.
I don't know any of that.
Right.
And my dad wasn't happy
that we just didn't get in trouble.
He was mad because now he was on his desired course.
He was off course.
He was off course, yes.
Because he had to take that extra 30 minutes
to explain.
Absolutely because he didn't want to be in traffic
so he pulled off.
Yes.
And now we had to figure out
to get this rig moved around.
And I was like, oh boy.
Such a friend.
I've got a YouTube update.
days of pain and victory says,
yes we just wanted the big block out of it
but he had to get it to his house 120 miles.
I love it.
I want to watch the video.
So and I can't, oh my God.
Okay.
We can't go off subject here.
But I too days of pain acquired a 32 foot barth motor home.
So this is a problem though.
You probably didn't fall in love with the motor home.
You fell in love with the motor.
Neil fell in love with the barthness of the motor.
I still regret not having that RV.
It was one of the simply the coolest pieces
of automotive history that could never have been.
Oh my God.
And a low mileage 454.
Yep.
And you hand winched it onto a trailer.
So I appreciate your hillbilly nature to flat toe it.
100% because quite frankly,
it sounds like it's about the same size.
I just happened to have a like a 35, 40 foot trailer
because it too was hanging off the back.
I had to strap the ramps up to the back of the bar.
No winches at this point.
No winches.
I had to hand with a come along and tow straps.
Wasn't it my dad's come along?
It was your dad's come along.
Yeah, may have not survived.
It did not survive.
I had a hand come along,
which moved about four to six feet at any given time.
And then I would use the tie down straps.
I'd extend them, hook on.
I would then disconnect the come along.
The RV couldn't roll back
because it had one singular, you know, 5,000 pound strap
keeping it from rolling off the trailer.
And then I would reopen up the come along
and bring in another four to six feet.
We're the shortest come along.
They were stupid short.
Okay, so here's today's standards, right?
And for the boring, you know,
unassuming nature of what this subject is apparently,
despite the fact that I think it's super cool.
You do have to have a road worthy vehicle or you should.
And most people are choosing to do that.
There was a handful of great manufacturers
who have dedicated their product lines
to ensuring that you have a safe and uneventful experience.
Not only that, there is some auto manufacturers
that literally are knowledgeable of this movement
and try to make vehicles that are easier to do this.
I remember when it first happened in the 90s,
Saturns were like the first vehicles
that you could tow behind and not just destroy the vehicle.
There was this little secret saw she did with the transmission
and you were off to the races.
Well, and it's important to note that at one point in time
because there's a lot of misnomer,
a lot of misinformation when it came around jeeps
because how are you supposed to flat tow
these old school jeeps?
Some people knew that
and some people were out there removing drive shafts
from the application.
A Quadra Track all-wheel drive Jeep,
you had to reasonably remove the drive shafts.
Yes, unless you were one of those cool guys
that had hubs all the way around
and then you just unlocked all four.
Which then was this whole conversation
about front and rear manual hubs.
And that was a thing.
And I remember seeing in some rags,
reading about guys who installed hubs
for purposes of flat towing.
Especially on the early Willis vehicles.
There it is, there it is, there it is.
But, you know, so then there was this idea of like,
well, do I put the transmission in neutral?
Will it still, will it tow just fine?
Do I put the transfer case in neutral?
We had locking steering columns.
I still recall people, certainly in high school
when they were doing inappropriate flat towing
we shared the stories, they did not realize
that they needed to have the key in the forward position
and in order to not have the steering wheel lock engage.
Or if the earliest years of RVing
with a Jeep behind it,
you had to put the key in the accessory position,
well now your battery was dead
when you got to your destination.
And you were jumping it
and we didn't have the jump packs
that we currently have.
We were having to use jumper cables
to jump off the RV or, you know, a multi-battery setup.
So long story short, you should always go
in your owner's manual and read
what does a vehicle manufacturer suggest you should do
in the case of flat towing.
Everyone I've ever read in there, it tells you what to do.
Some will tell you just abandon all hope, don't do it.
All the newer Jeeps, that is not the case,
that will tell you like, okay,
this is the procedure you do.
This is how you do it.
And then you need to come to a shop
and you can properly have the lights on Jeep work.
You can have the Jeep battery being charged by the rig.
You can have appropriate tow bar
so you don't have to spend four days in a floor jack
to get it on the ball.
You don't have to have your significant other fear
for their life as the dead man anymore.
You can lose the brakes on the vehicle you're towing
to slow down that.
Right, less wear and tear on your tow rig.
And in many of our customer situation,
they're able to use an appropriately rated RV.
So the chassis of the RV, and this is always a conversation,
you can jump on those forums
and they'll people be fighting right now about it.
But you can use an appropriately rated RV
for the combination and not put any additional wear and tear.
If you're running a Class A on a freight liner chassis,
I gotta be honest with you,
brakes on a Jeep behind it don't matter.
It doesn't care.
If you got to push your RV,
you pretty much tow whatever you want.
Pretty much, right?
Until you get into a big extreme trailer,
which we've done in the past.
But the RV kind of doesn't care.
But if you're down into a sprinter assembly,
where you've got an appropriately sized
sprinter chassis based RV
and you want it not to get pushed by the
four to 5,000 pound towed in the process,
the vehicle that you are towing.
Or you have one of those RVs that has a van front.
That's just a classic van.
I see, I so desperately want to get a van
and a crappy off-road rig.
Oh my God, I want this so bad.
I want to flat tow it around inappropriately.
But I'm gonna have to air up the tires
and I'm gonna have to have decent tires.
My interest in having crappy tires
that are just like a crack away from exploding on the trail
or a valve stem that you kicked
and inappropriately taped off.
I'm not gonna be able to do that if I want a flat tow.
But I love the idea, I just love, love, love the idea
of the guy who shows up to the racetrack
with a dirt bike strapped to the back of his Lamborghini
or the old school.
The romance of it.
The romance of that idea that somebody showed up
to the dirt track and they are,
they're literally got the tire strapped
to the back of the car, their tow car
and the race cars behind them on a flat bar.
Because it takes passion to inappropriately tow something
to just be able to go experience it
where when you've got all those things,
all the stuff ready to go, it's so easy to go, you know, eh.
It's really just boring.
It's just a subject that arguably really the broad majority
and Jeffrey brought this up in our conversation the other
day and he was unpacking the topic in general going,
okay, well, how many people do you know who have an RV?
Well, first of all, amongst certain groupings
are very few people who have RVs, right?
Jeff was going, eh, you know, one, two hands maybe
and that would be in a scope of 10 years or so.
And then, and how many of them actually want
to tow a vehicle, you know?
Because as you mentioned, the struggle
or strife around towing can, you know,
can lead some people not to want to do it, you know?
And you have to really be committed to that process.
So he's like, you know, is the subject matter
really that engaging?
Where everybody's had their vehicle broke down
at some point.
Everybody's had to inappropriately get something home.
Now it's relatable, but now it's not the boring
It's not that, hey, this blue locks tow bar
with this rock hard bomber.
Because it's a phone call.
Hey, what you doing, Jimmy?
Oh, my car broke down.
Can you come save me?
Now you're grabbing what's at your disposal,
your jumper cables or your chain
or your purple strap or whatever you can find.
In my opinion, if you haven't towed
with jumper cables, you haven't towed.
I've never towed with jumper cables.
Are you serious?
By Blaine Fred.
You blame Fred?
Yes.
Quite limited.
Standards for a young person.
I'm sure you did.
Quite literally last year, quite literally last year
this couple was out in a vehicle
that did not have their winter tires on it.
They still had their summer tires on it.
It was one of the first big snow storms.
Oh yeah.
They were wildly unprepared.
I'm ashamed to admit that I was out there
in my comfort crocs.
And no, I was in my boots.
I was in my cab-on tractor with the heat on,
four-wheel drive.
I was just rumbling along down the road.
I was way too prepared for who I am.
And I just stopped in an attempt
to try and help them get off the road.
And they had a kid in the back
and they had groceries.
And I'll be honest with you,
they shouldn't have been on the road.
This is one of those situations.
And I was like, and it had plastic bumpers, right?
So I'm like, I can't, I would just use the tractor
and scoop them up and push them out of the way.
I can't.
And we were far enough from any particular destinations
and I said, well, what do you got?
How can I help you?
And he pulled jumper cables out,
but of course they're not even like the good,
absolutely robust jumper cables.
They were like some Kmart special,
blue light specials from back in the day.
And they just snap the moment we tried to extract them.
Extension cords probably better than jumper cables.
Golly.
Yeah, but have you ever towed a port-a-potty
with a golf cart?
Huh, I did that just this summer.
So did I.
Multiple times.
You know, it's off topic a little bit,
but I feel like it's fun.
You know, it's really hard to do,
roll over a frame with-
I did that with you.
I know.
Wow.
You know what it is.
You know how many hours we spent
trying to roll a frame upside down?
Yeah, we were trying to use a strap
to flip it on its side.
Drug inside weighs a lot.
Here's the piece that I need our listeners
to recognize again is often times
so many things I share.
I want people to be able to learn
from our indiscretions.
And I want to spread the message
that our modern day,
certainly if you are in the concept of RVing,
you, the objective is the fact
that you're traveling with your house on your back,
the destinations that you have the ability to get to,
the kind of the self-sustaining nature
and rugged individualism that the road trip
creates in the individual.
That, yes, flat towing does make a lot of sense
because you can just kind of get there.
You can unhook.
No, you can't back it up effectively at all.
I have.
It's not great.
It's easy to jackknife.
Farmers have been backing up free-standing,
free-turning vehicles for a long time.
There's scrub radius that you have to worry about
as far as your tires wearing out
a little faster than other.
A vehicle that's shoving it needs enough to be able to do it.
To get the job done.
It can be pricey, but in all said and done,
you can go out,
by the time that you pay for a good quality light,
charging system, tow bar, braking system,
you could have gone out and bought yourself
a brand new beautiful trailer in many situations.
Sometimes though, it's just the,
they're just not confident enough to tow the trailer.
Or the convenience of the fact
that they've made the tow bars so,
the telescoping nature, the redundant safety systems
that literally within 15 minutes
of hooking and unhooking some pins,
you can be in your towed vehicle
and off on your next adventure.
Absolutely.
Your time and energy is not invested in the trailer,
the tow dolly, the line, the precision alignment.
I will go as far as saying it.
And I am a trailer preferred guy.
If you streamline the trailer
so that you've made it
where there's like little spots for you to drive into
and you will bump into a certain spots,
you have the weight figured out,
you have proper straps the right length
so there's no tail to worry about.
If you've streamlined all that
so you're perfect for your vehicle
that's always on this trailer,
I bet you can still unhook a flat towed Jeep quicker
that you get unstrapped that vehicle
and get it off the trailer.
I, by today's modern standards.
And what I will simply say
is that today's modern Jeeps.
And I'll even give the,
I'll throw the JKs a little bit of love
in this conversation.
It's not just the JLs.
But honest to Pete, the JK, the JL and the JT
are some of the hands down best possible towed vehicles.
It literally requires so little
for them to be flat towed effectively and safely.
And in a manner that retains the utilization
and value of both the tow rig and the Jeep being towed.
I'm gonna add so little
after the initial setup and install.
Correct.
Because there is some technical knowledge
involved with the braking systems and all of that.
Absolutely.
But once you get that setup, it is very easy.
But there's other vehicles
you literally just can't do it, right?
Period.
Just real fast as we're wrapping up,
Jeanie Jumpton said hi, happy fall y'all.
So just wanted to say hi to her.
Absolutely, good morning.
We really appreciate everybody's participation
in the comments.
We don't read everything,
but read the vast majority of it.
I value people jumping in
and having a good time in the comments
and sharing and having the conversation with us.
I promised I would stay away from the technical minutia
that I nerd out on so much.
So to reward him,
you should send your Caddy Womp
his flat towing story to...
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Share that Caddy Womp his story.
If it's engaging enough,
we might kind of put it on air sometime in the future.
Check out Days of Pain and Victory
and his video of flat towing a 32-foot
or better RV 120 miles.
You know the movie Step Brothers?
Yes.
You guys just become best friends.
Oh my goodness.
I can't wait to check that myself.
I wanna know what the motor is for.
What are they gonna stick to?
It was a small block or big block?
What did he say?
He did say big block.
I did this.
I get it, man.
Our gal or whoever, I get it.
I value that and I'm here for it.
I'm gonna check it out.
That's very cool.
And if you're interested in what's happening
in our personal lives,
I encourage you to hang out following the outro
and we'll update you there.
But until then, we have a ton of Jeeps on property.
Check out Jeffrey and Scott's Tuesday live updates
when Jeff remembers to actually do them.
And...
I've been remembering.
I just wasn't here for a year and a half.
That's what I know.
I know, I felt every bit of that.
And it is technically fall,
so we are quickly careening to Christmas
because we're just gonna skip over Turkey Day for haters.
Scott's favorite holiday coming up.
Scott and my wife, honestly.
You're skipping over the best holiday of Halloween.
I know, I know, I know.
He's attacking both of us, Scott.
And with that said,
there is a number of trunk retreats.
So if there's something that you're participating
with your Jeep club
or that we can kind of help support in verbalizing
or sharing out to the Jeep community,
we'd love to know about that as well.
And we are also counting down the days to SEMA
and we will factually have the swamp donkey
hashtag not a restoration
represented in the Crown Automotive booth in SEMA 2025.
So look for coverage coming up about that.
Trail Fest.
And Bantam Jeep Heritage Festival Trail Fest.
Which again, Rob Morgan is heavily involved
and a number of our listeners are.
And so best of luck to people who are attending that.
And I look forward to being there as well.
Until next time, Jeep on.
Jeep on, Jeep on.
So I don't have a whole lot of updates
because I was kind of sleeping and relaxing.
I know we were supposed to do more concrete work
and you tech said that we're not up for that much.
All right.
Yep.
I got the, we were supposed to dig down some holes
a little deeper to make my general contractor happy.
Well, the last six of the 24 holes.
And he said, hey, the skid steer is on a job
I didn't know about and I can't do it.
And I was like, you know what?
Calling it done.
Don't feel like it.
That's a sign from the universe.
So I let me release Jeff from his chains
and let him go enjoy his weekend like he should.
So that happens.
The only thing exciting I did was mow the lawn
and the only reason I justified that
was I was getting some vitamin D while I was doing it.
Yeah.
That's a pressure.
You got sick last Thursday or so.
Yep.
And the end of the day on Thursday, I got sick.
So it does pretty much,
I don't even know what happened this weekend.
Yeah.
I can't believe it's stuck in you and Savage at the moment.
Yeah.
I really hope that you guys keep it over there.
I hope that they're doing all the suffering
so that we don't have to.
That's right.
That's right.
Well, thank you for murdering for us.
Oh, my goodness.
Jeffrey, you, me?
Well, I had a couple of things this weekend.
We did go to a really fun event in Erie
that's for an organization based out of Pittsburgh
called Band Together, Pittsburgh.
And they recently opened a chapter in Erie
called Band Together, Erie.
They, obviously the organizers that created it in Pittsburgh
also are involved in the Erie chapter.
But it is autism in music.
So they're supporting autistic,
anyone on the autistic spectrum with music
and they were doing an open mic night
at Keller's Magic and Comedy Club.
And this was really fun for me
because I've never, I have not been to it
since it became Keller's.
It used to be Junior's Last Laugh.
I used to go there all the time.
Now there's a whole history of magicians from Erie.
It's a really cool tribute to Erie history.
It is super fun.
I was just reading all the history
through the wall or on the walls and everything.
But a super cool event.
They're doing a great thing for the people
on the autistic spectrum.
There was a wide variety of, I guess,
range of spectrum up on stage,
from barely functioning all the way up to high functioning.
And it was really cool to see the differences there.
So great mission they're doing.
And besides that, they wanted to collab
with our nonprofit.
That was really what got us even aware of the event.
But besides all of that, we did a thing.
We, Kristen's laser has been really cool.
We've done a lot of good things with it.
And we've been getting a lot of requests
to do other things that we couldn't do with that laser.
So as of yesterday, we pulled the trigger
and financed the next level of laser.
Wow, congratulations to you guys.
Be doing and waiting on that to show up
and she gets to experiment now.
What that really means,
because acrylics have been
what her favorite thing to work with are,
is that we can now do any range of color of acrylics.
So before blues light colored
or transparent acrylics were not possible.
So now all of those will be clear acrylic as a possibility.
It opens up a lot of options for her to craft with.
And then also it increases the speed
and efficiency because now like a tumbler
would take her three to four hours
should take about 20 minutes.
Wow.
So a big difference.
Financially it was triple the price of the first laser.
So it's a huge investment.
Hopefully it pays off.
But we sat and looked at what people were asking for
and we added things up.
We're like, hey, the first couple months
of payments on this would be covered already
if we could do these options.
Sure.
So that's what allowed us to pull that trigger.
That's awesome.
That's very cool.
And we've talked about different equipment
and different aspects of our own personal life.
And I think that's one that I know
that other Jeep groups have reached out to you guys
and you've made some trail rated badges
and stuff for them before.
That was actually one of them was asking
for colored versions of the badges
and we simply couldn't do the colors they wanted.
And then there's another non-profit in Erie
that wanted her to do jewelry
but wanted it in blue and yellow
and because that's their colors.
Sure.
And blue and yellow were colors
that we cannot do with the current laser.
So we just, a lot of things kept adding up
and it's like, you know what, now's the time.
Let's try something new.
Yeah.
It's like physically larger as well.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
It's just Jeff the builder is on the job.
No, no, this one comes with the enclosure.
I don't have to build anything.
It's not an open frame.
And it's a CO2 laser instead of a blue diode laser.
I was pretending I know what that is.
Just different forms,
because there's fiber lasers or CO2,
there's infrared,
each style laser does different types of materials.
You know, I think it's so interesting.
And it's just funny how both my own interests
and my own kind of world exists.
My brother-in-law and whether you would recall this or not,
my brother-in-law works for one of the country's largest
laser marking companies out of Pittsburgh, you know?
And so like on the top end of the scale,
I know the stuff that he works with.
And it's interesting because it actually is a company
that was started in the early 1900s
in the automotive community.
And it was dot-peen marketing,
which is basically the equivalent of taking a stamp
with the little embossed piece and hitting it with a hammer.
So dot-peen marketing,
marking was how they put serial numbers on parts
a hundred years ago.
And that company has existed just in time.
And as technicalities have changed,
they changed how they mark things.
And so he did a ton of lasering for me
and he works on the biggest, most extreme stuff.
And he does absolutely work for Cummins,
Stalantis, Bosch, you know, all that kind of stuff,
doing finite laser marking.
That's where their lasers are.
And I think it might be kind of fun,
not that it's one of the things we have to kind of
keep in mind and maybe, you know,
you guys should go visit him sometimes
since it's just North of Pittsburgh basically.
Kind of interesting kind of similarities there.
But the home, yes, Rob, it is actually.
That's impressive.
Good for you.
Yeah, that's pretty good that he just pulled that out.
Yeah, for sure.
In our comments, Rob is listing the business off.
So anywho, my own experience as I've kind of expanded upon,
I am in my six weeks of kind of re-embracing
my athletic pursuits and enjoying kind of that experience
with my child.
We just raced from one point to another all day, Saturday.
We were, Scott doesn't know.
Nobody was here except for Jeff on Saturday.
Yeah.
And so I swung through a couple of times,
which was okay.
And, you know, touching base with Jeff
and he held it down.
Thank you for doing that for us and managing.
There was a flow of people.
I've already done some flow of people.
And, but other than that,
I raced from one of my kid's pursuits to another.
I was gonna say, every time you swung in,
you had like 30 seconds
and you were running right back out the door.
Yeah, yeah.
And then I did, because of said pursuit,
I did want to kind of be able to concentrate
on some of my things that make me happy.
And so I managed to come in
and I spent some time doing stuff
that makes me happy here at the shop
and honestly put some lights on my lawn mower
because I need to be able to mow at night
because I find that to be a pretty underwhelming thing,
but it's required and my mower didn't come
with lights on it.
So I am, in fact, the guy who's got LED pods
fully wired onto my lawn mower.
I'm adding accessory lighting
in the most SFG way possible,
trying to over make it all that much nicer.
I think it's really funny that you're adding lights
on top of all the maintenance that you do to your tractor
and we just had a conversation with Greg
about how little maintenance I do to our tractors.
You weren't here for this, Scott,
but there was absolutely a conversation
and Greg's like,
haven't you ever done this with your tractor?
I'm like, no, Greg, I haven't.
No, it gets better when we're trying to mow the grass.
I was like, A8 and just because,
I don't want to be out here 80 hours.
You take the little deer and go mow
and I'll take the big deer and go mow the back
and he starts it up, he goes up there,
he goes to engage the deck and it dies.
I'm like, what's going on?
I had forgotten, for whatever reason,
now you have to be slightly giving it throttle
or forward motion while you engage the blades,
otherwise it kills the tractor.
I don't know.
Your PTO is getting weak.
That's something.
Yeah, it was this whole conversation on Friday
about a certain aspect of the tractor
and belts and stuff like that
and Greg is, of course, at the mindset,
it's like, well, haven't you done this?
I put a belt on it because it broke.
Jeff's going, no, I've never done this
because my tractor hasn't broken
and I didn't need to do this.
And he's like, you're supposed to do this.
I'm like, I don't care, it works.
Why am I gonna...
And I obsessively do it.
Joe Bryant's asking if it was nacho lights.
I...
They're nacho lights.
I had a set
and I decided that I was going to put them
on something else.
I decided that my nighttime mowing escapades
were not worthy of my nacho lights.
Not cool like my deer that came with
hella lights from the factory.
Ooh, did it come with hella lights?
Yeah, wow.
That is something.
But I did absolutely obsess over
and I was looking at,
I can't begin to tell you how many hours
it took for me to install these couple pod lights.
I did use nighlight just so people know.
When I go for a cheap Amazon light
that I think flat out works
and I've talked about it on some of my other content
and whatnot, I use nighlight
when I'm looking for a cheap alternative, you know?
And...
Harvard works.
The road shock lights.
I actually looked at road shock.
I'll be honest with you,
I did not go for that brand.
I went with nighlight.
And so anyways,
but I obsessively had to make a wiring harness, you know?
And so everything is heat shrinked
and everything has weather pack seals
and I'm trying to run it together.
You built a wiring harness
that's going to outlast the lights.
Right, right.
That's exactly what it was.
I had a nice time doing that
and then equally for purposes of kind of this things
that are inherently a crossover
between personal and professional,
there's some old projects that we need to do things with
that are lingering about our facility.
And I think that it would benefit both
Greg, our lead performance mechanic and ourselves
if we just get rid of the LS XJ.
And so I brought the LS XJ around front of the shop.
So folks who are listening and viewing and hanging out,
I'm going to do a,
once I have Greg's weigh in on certain things,
I'm going to do a hard push
and we're going to sell the LS XJ if you were unaware.
And super, super cool Jeep
that once was Jeep, if you will,
it's long-armed, built 88, built Dana 30,
built transmission, slip yoke eliminated.
And it's set up for a V8,
but we'll come without said V8 to my knowledge.
And we're not going to work on it.
That's the caveat.
You're buying this for parts or your own personal piece.
We sell a lot of our own personal vehicles
just because we move on to other projects and whatnot.
Our caveat, the individual buying this,
we will not work on it.
Greg wants it to go off into the sunset.
Right.
It's kind of like-
He doesn't want to see it again.
Correct.
You know what I mean?
It's that idea of like,
hey, I'm ready to part with this thing.
And as a hoarder, I oftentimes ask you guys
to help me dispose of things
because I myself cannot make it go away.
And that's what we're going to be doing
to this Jeep, I believe.
So we'll be pulling the engine for another project
that Greg has in mind to my knowledge.
And then he wants that to go off to somebody else
and for it to become their baby.
So I've made sure to move that around
to some other projects and stuff
that we have here on property.
I do have one last piece too.
Today is actually Morgan, my son's birthday.
Turn 10 today, so.
Oh, happy birthday to Morgan.
So yeah, look for us to outline some of these projects
and some of these special things
that we'll be doing here in the coming fall.
And I suppose without further ado, Jeep on.
Jeep on, Jeep on.
About this episode
A lively discussion on the challenges and history of flat towing Jeeps and other vehicles, blending personal stories with practical insights. The hosts share humorous and cautionary tales about makeshift towing methods like using nylon straps and jumper cables, while contrasting these with modern, safer flat towing setups. They explore the evolution from early tow bars to today's advanced systems, the pros and cons of trailers versus flat towing, and legal considerations. The episode also touches on community events, new laser engraving equipment, and upcoming Jeep-related activities, all wrapped in a casual, conversational style.
We apologize for nothing. Neil released a video on YouTube that absolutely tanked and was all about Flat Towing. Now, Neil is out for revenge on the media world and insisted we talk about flat towing on our podcast. We understand if you don't want to listen to this episode, but hey you might just enjoy it. Jeff stipulated that it couldn't be a tech talk episode. SO, Scott chimes in with some history on flat towing before the guys all share stories of flat towing shenanigans.
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