The Shake and Bake Show
Stevie Fast, Lyle Barnett, Courtney Enders
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Episodes (26)
Country Clowns Make Do (Killer Klowns from Outer Space)
TW: if you don't want your life ruined by learning the definition of felching, avoid this timestamp: 12:15-14:14 Well we'll be hornswaggled! The Circus is in town! Or maybe it's just the clowns from the 2016 Clown Attacks. Remember that? Remember the clowns? Are we as a nation just pretending that didn't happen? Anyway, join us for a lively discussion as we follow protagonists Mike Tobacco (yes really) and Debbie Stone through this goofy invasion. Lexa falls on the sword to fuck the non-FDA approved clowns, Mike recounts the tale of a clown funeral, and Kelly awards a character the most overly-narrow superlative. Don't forget to download Clown Jams on your CD! Guy Fieri, please sponsor us! *Note: We make reference to Leprechaun which we recorded before this one, but decided to release this episode first* Raccoon washing cotton candy: https://youtu.be/rfbb4yRBH64?si=SbEhLq13J9FyWhKt Clown Eggs: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/travel/gallery-london-houses-dozens-clown-egg-portraits-180968914/ Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: [email protected] Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter) Music: "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Stupid Spaghetti Stories (FNAF)
Weeeeeeee’re back! That’s right, your favorite comedy horror stoner podcast is re-emerging! We are starting season 2 with the most anticipated horror video game adaptation to date (maybe): Five Nights at Freddy’s! Join us for the thrilling tale of a man who sleeps at work! Yes you read that right! He’ll bravely sleep at work for all five nights. A man not afraid to bring his emotional support poster and white noise machine with him! Lexa finally plays a card she’s been dying to play, Kelly geeks out about FNAF, and Mike reminisces about all the times he cracked himself up watching the movie. You’re in for a treat! Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: [email protected] Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter) Music: "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
BONUS CONTENT: Thankskilling Leftovers
Leftovers are the best part of Thanksgiving! Join us for stories about the funniest, saddest joke Mike has ever cracked, unhinged parents, and a potential overlap in Mike and Lexa's stories?! We also discuss Kelly and Lexa's drunken shopping antics, Lexa's initial fear of Mike, and we give everyone free Sex Ed :) Also, find out what goes on in our ~mysterious~ group chat Superstore, "Boob Cheese": https://youtu.be/ZGCtuH4bUcg?si=t8toT4e0mF18rC5F How To trailer: https://youtu.be/w7aSybHRa6s?si=bp5X0kgP31ExUxoZ
Get Stuffed (Thankskilling)
Gobble, gobble motherf***ers! On this blessed Thanksgiving day, we bring you "Thankskilling"! A truly wild story fitting of our show's brand. A demonic turkey is back after a 505 year rest and is ready for bloodshed! Join an unusual band of friends (?) as they try to defeat the turkey and get over deaths unusually fast. There is unprovoked eroticism, boobs, and extra small gravy flavored condoms. In this episode, we cracked the code for a perfect Friday night. Happy Thanksgiving and we'll see you in Season 2! Thanksgiving song: https://youtu.be/0YZmFnfKpyo?si=Q_LXKBXQSCzQSy06 Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: [email protected] Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter) Music: "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Nothing Happens (The Bad Nun)
It's our very first Dollar Tree movie! Kelly's inspiration to start the show: The Bad Nun. No, not The Nun, The Bad Nun. (though honestly The Nun wasn't very good either.) Join us for yet another movie that infuriates Mike, Lexa's preferred use of time while we watched this movie, and Kelly realizing this is her "Chillerama" moment...though at least something happened in Chillerama. There's cookies, a better movie watched, and a frankly ridiculous chase scene that we couldn't stop laughing at. Won't you let us in? Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: [email protected] Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter) Music: "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Bonus Content: The Disappointment Podcast
More bonus content! A few of our tangents that didn't need to be in the episode: Kelly's unhinged push-up story, Mike's pitch for the podcast that never (thankfully) came to fruition, Lexa's extracurricular interests, and The Worst Idea of all Time! The Worst Idea of All Time: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kFoLE4N4tfKbhbA8h1vCl
Cops and Bottoms (HTMD)
Time to embark on the squishiest road trip ever! Join the recent "high school" grads on their summer getaway to protagonist(?) Drew's truly awful cabin. There's sex, sex....and more sex. It's the perfect movie to watch with your buddies! What do you mean watching sex scenes with your friends is not a comfortable experience?! Lexa enjoys the "lore", Mike learns more about sex toys than he ever cared to know, and Kelly had impeccable timing with her edible. Episode firsts - Butthole talk is relevant to the movie! It wasn't just us this time! And Kelly does some cat wrangling. It...it was a use of our time. 4th Hole meme: https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2665599-fourth-hole Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: [email protected] Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter) Music: "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
A Loose Horse (Jennifer's Body) Pt 2
We continue our discussion of Jennifer's Body. There's a big dance coming up, so we're gonna need some orchid corsages. Jennifer's body count is piling up -- but thankfully, Needy is able to do some research the only High School library in the country with an "Occult" section". Join us for the thrilling conclusion! ...You're still there right? You haven't left to look up "jennifers body makeout scene" on YouTube? Lol okay, nerd. (jk, we love ya) "Four Female Ghostbusters??": https://youtu.be/WMUl7sOe8W4?si=4UKEn4-pOH6x4Y5Y College Professor Slang Spreadsheet: https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/teacher-going-viral-incredible-spreadsheet-191737691.html (Sorry forgot to link this in part 1!) Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: [email protected] Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter) Music: "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Tower One Isn't Full Enough (Jennifer's Body) Pt 1
According to Low Shoulder's MySpace page, they are playing a gig in Devil's Kettle! You guessed it, today we discuss Jennifer's Body, a movie that is already oh-so dated for the wrong reasons. It came out in 2009...yeah, think about it. Lexa has a touch of the gay, Kelly simps for her own husband (and Fall Out Boy), and Mike assures us that Megan Fox's performance as Jennifer far exceeds any of the Transformers movies. From loose horses to 9/11 Tribute shooters, there's a lot to unpack. So much that it's another two-parter. Don't miss out, otherwise you'll be lime green Jell-o Jennifer's Body trailer: https://youtu.be/C8azftM5puI?si=Ztri10wbAdIy75ih Patrick Star rant: https://youtu.be/Mzh7ViPST3s?si=LD819jiIR5yRmklc Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: [email protected] Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter) Music: "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Funeral Balloons (Renfield)
Time for another Nic Cage Vampire movie! Hide your ant farms, because we're diving into "Renfield", a look into the life of Dracula's servant. There's fake blood, awesome fight scenes, drugs, and a cop-drama for some reason. Don your cutest sweater, grab your book of affirmations, and join us as we simp for Nicholas Hoult and discuss plans for our funerals. In all seriousness, this was a fun movie and you can tell Nic Cage was having the time of his life. Vampire Tumblr Meme: https://preview.redd.it/l460d0cifov51.jpg?auto=webp&s=b93c4b8771091cd6d703e6c33d8c2ff38a19b91f Til Death do us Blart: https://open.spotify.com/show/3xT7T1jq2kB9Px5gXsPEa8?si=60e025f8978d4eb3 Funeral Balloons: https://a.co/d/9iIjgaE Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: [email protected] Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter) Music: "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
One-Hitter: Mike Ruins The Room (The Room)
Oh hiiiii listeners! Welcome to our very first one-hitter, where we take a break from spooky movies and explore the broad world of bad cinema. We watched “The Room”. Mike ruined Lexa’s immersion and accidentally discovers what's going on with the men of the internet Get ready for more sex scenes than you previously thought there were, lazy acting, and more! Oh and our PSA: Please wash your assholes The Room Honest Trailer: https://youtu.be/Z9cB0TjfIkM?si=TkSBIgw4Eir9ul9T Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: [email protected] Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter) Music: "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
"I'M A VAMPIRE!!!" (Vampire's Kiss)
Those are sure some sweeping views of New York! This must be the MGM classic, Vampire's Kiss. After surviving "mortal combat" (or should we say Kombat) with a bat, Peter Lowe slowly descends into vampiric madness...for some reason. There are therapy sessions, fleeting accents of indeterminate origin, and the alphabet. This movie is also the origin of the "YOU DON'T SAY" meme, despite those words not being uttered once. Safety pin on your tie and find that file!!! The "Rich Widow" robe: https://a.co/d/gR3iJtD YOU DON'T SAY: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/you-dont-say--3 Salem, MA TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRWtnGNm/ Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: [email protected] Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter) Music: "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
BONUS CONTENT!: Pre-rusted
Too good not to share, but too irrelevant to keep in the episode. We discuss the origins of "I'm ready to fuck!", Japanese toilets, and whether or not Mike is the true author of the infamous "Poop Knife" Reddit story. Please support us so we can afford Pepto-Bismol <3 The Poop Knife: https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/
Men In Tiny Shorts (Sleepaway Camp)
A new episode, just for you! Wasn't that good of us? Summer can't be over yet, we haven't gone to camp! Get your doctor's note and pack a bag of chips so you can join us at Camp Arawak! Be sure to also pack your crop tops and short shorts (It's the style, after all). Don't worry about the deaths, in fact, don't mention them at all. It's perfectly safe here at Camp! It's an episode of firsts: Lexa herds the kittens, Kelly makes the first Simpsons Reference, and Mike watches the iconic Twilight baseball scene for the first time. Don't miss this one! Why no, no that simply won't do! Twilight Baseball Scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhDPJ7ozL6s&ab_channel=Movieclips "Steamed Hams" clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jXEuIHY9ic&ab_channel=mr.bruh Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: [email protected] Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter) Music: "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
High on Busey (Dryer ASMR Edition)(Gingerdead Man)
We know what our show has been missing. The ambient sound of a dryer! Not to fret, we got it ;) Apologies if your name is Millard Findlemeyer! Join our discussion of Quigley, Biblically accurate Furbies, a Home Alone reboot starring Gary Busey, our non-existant Patreon, and the YouTube videos we watched after this recording. Oh and maybe some talk of Gingerdead Man. Kelly and Lexa have thoughts about "gingerbread seasoning" and Mike is frustrated with the lack of insanity Biblically Accurate Furby: https://i0.wp.com/boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/image-3-e1677763184862.png?fit=1530%2C1196&ssl=1 Curse of the "Weggy Board": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15nNY7uofNw&ab_channel=J.T.Sexkik Weird Avocado Commercial: https://www.ispot.tv/ad/1TJE/avocados-from-mexico-gender-reveal Superstore Union Busting video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWi--xs864M&ab_channel=Superstore Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: [email protected] Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter) Music: "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Violently Horny - ACNC Edition! (Chillerama) Pt 2
One episode couldn't contain all of Chillerama! Don't eat the blue popcorn, but do listen to our continued discussion of the movies shown at America's last drive-in! Perhaps there was a reason these had never been screened before... Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: [email protected] Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter) Music: "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Violently Horny (Chillerama) Pt 1
Welcome to America's last Drive-in, brought to you by Jim Dandie's Old No. 2, Blump's International Pictures, and the bluest boy butter you've ever seen! On this episode, Kelly has thoughts about women who breast boobily, Michael narrowly avoids cancellation, and Lexa brings dishonor on her family (again). We brought Kaiju Monsters! Were-Bears! Anne Frank's Monster! So drive in and chill out on this week's episode! Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: [email protected] Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter) Music: "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Nilbog is Goblin Spelled Backwards! (Troll 2) Pt 2
Wait, we're still in Nilbog?! A ghostly grandpa, accusations of smoking dope, and explicit scenes involving popcorn - the most erotic of all foods - await! Put down the Nilbog milk of questionable origin and don't eat the cake! To boot - We are now available on Apple, Overcast, and Pocketcast! Please check out an interview with George Hardy (Michael Waits) with our friends from The Horror Sanctum podcast on June 26th! https://linktr.ee/thechurchhorrorsanctumpodcast Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: [email protected] Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter) Music: "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
No Bills, No Work, Just Photosynthesis (Troll 2) Pt 1
Join us on a vacation to scenic Nilbog! We got ghosts, we got iron to pump, and we got green goo APLENTY! We had a lot of fun with this one- so much so, we had to split it into two parts. Please join us next week for pt 2! Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: [email protected] Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter) Music: "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Out of Place and Unnecessary (Attack of the Killer Tomatoes)
This was a use of our time! Join us as we trudge through the very dated stupid tomato movie (with an actual helicopter crash?!) Also, surprise! It's a musical. Yeah. That's all folks. Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: [email protected] Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter) Music: "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
[Sustained Fart] (Attack of the Killer Donuts)
Your uncle's mystery goo? In MY donuts?? Join us for an adventure to Dandy Donuts, a classy eating establishment. Kelly loses it over a fake cat, Mike discusses his extracurricular interests, and we learn just how much Lexa loves cannoli donuts. Slip on your sexiest robe and join us for a lively discussion. This movie features the most "parking scenes" and fart jokes to date! Our audio may sound a little different over the first few episodes, but please bear with us as we work to get better :) . Uploads every other Thursday Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: [email protected] Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter) Music: "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Ok Boober (Wolf Cop)
Happy 420! Welcome to Woodhaven: Home of the annual Drink n' Shoot, Liquor Donuts, and damp men. Grab yourself a Cadbury Creme egg, your copy of Boober Magazine, and listen to us discuss "Wolf Cop" (and maybe talk a little too much about Twilight) . Our audio may sound a little different over the first few episodes, but please bear with us as we work to get better :) . Uploads every other Thursday Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: [email protected] Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter) Music: "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Frankie Mermaid: American Treasure (The VelociPastor)
Priests! Dinosaurs! Prostitutes! Ninjas? Ninjas! Come listen to what we thought of "The VelociPastor", it will be a use of your time! Our audio may sound a little different over the first few episodes, but please bear with us as we work to get better :) Uploads every other Thursday Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: [email protected] Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter) "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/