Front-wheel drive means the front wheels do the work of moving the vehicle. It can help on slippery or uphill situations, but it still depends on how much grip and power the vehicle has.
A test drive is when you evaluate a vehicle’s behavior before committing to it—often checking drivability, power delivery, and how it handles real conditions. Here, the hosts describe doing “real test drives” on the golf carts to see how they perform.
Climbing a hill means driving uphill, which is harder because gravity is working against you. If the vehicle can’t get enough traction or power, it will slow down or get stuck.
They’re talking about a 1991 Buick Skylark that won’t start unless it’s been started recently. The problem shows up after the car sits for about 10 hours.
They’re checking if the car’s electrical stuff still works. If the lights and radio work but the engine won’t crank, the problem may be the starter or the battery’s ability to deliver power when cranking.
Fuses protect circuits by breaking the connection if current is too high. Checking fuses helps rule out a blown fuse as the reason the car won’t start, but a no-start issue is often battery/charging related rather than a simple fuse problem.
The alternator is what keeps the battery charged while the car is running. If it isn’t charging correctly, the battery can run down even if it’s been replaced.
“Current drain” means something in the car is still using electricity while it’s parked. If it pulls too much power, the battery can be too low to start the next day.
The host frames the puzzle as two separate tasks: first, finding the minimum number of weighings needed to identify the fake coin; second, explaining the reasoning behind the answer. This structure is common in logic and measurement puzzles.
Binary search is a fast way to look for something in a list that’s already sorted. Instead of checking everything, it keeps narrowing the range until it finds the answer.
Your engine uses a vacuum system to help control airflow. If there’s a leak, the engine can get the wrong amount of air, and it may run rough or shake.
If the steering wheel shakes, it usually means the vibration is traveling through the car’s structure. That often points to mounts or other connection points.
The speaker is referring to the manufacturer’s warranty coverage for a relatively new car. If a vibration issue is caused by a defective part, it may be eligible for warranty diagnosis and repair.
They’re saying it helps if you reported the problem while the warranty was still active. Keeping a record of your complaint can make it easier to get the repair covered.
Modern wheels are often made from light metal mixtures like aluminum or magnesium. Lighter wheels can help the car feel smoother and respond faster when you drive.
They’re making a joke about what car dashboards used to be made from. Today, dashboards are usually made from engineered materials that are lighter and last longer than older stuff like wood or leather.
They’re saying that in a big city, you often don’t need your own car because you can get around other ways. When parking and insurance are expensive, a car may not be worth it.
Parking on the street increases exposure to damage from other drivers, weather, and vandalism because the car isn’t protected by a garage or controlled lot. The segment uses this to argue that a student’s car could get hit repeatedly.
“Pay for the park” refers to parking fees, which can be a recurring cost for owning a car—especially in cities or near campuses. The speaker includes it alongside repairs and insurance to show the total cost of ownership.
A “thousand dollar car” is shorthand for buying a very low-budget used vehicle, often with unknown maintenance history. The segment uses it to illustrate how cheap cars can still lead to ongoing costs when accidents and parking are factored in.
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Tappet Brothers and we're broadcasting this week from the diversification department of
Car Talk Plaza.
Yeah, so I like it.
In the interest of trying to broaden our appeal, we decided to try to branch out and the other
day my brother and I and Dougie Berman and Dougie Mayer went over to the public golf
course at Franklin Park right here in Boston.
It's beautiful downtown Boston, sort of.
And our goal was to review golf carts.
Now who did we do this for?
Golf cars.
Travel and leisure golf, Doug says.
Yeah.
What's that, a magazine?
Yeah, it's a magazine and they showed up with their entourage of helpers and photographers.
Man.
It was fun but there were several unfortunate incidents.
There were incidents, there were incidents.
So we all pile into these golf carts and we take off and the first thing that happens
is Berman's Dog Zuzu.
Well, Doug is in front, I saw the whole thing happen, Doug is in front of me and he's driving
like a nutcase.
He thinks he's doing the downhill slalom.
He takes a severe left turn and Zuzu is flying out the right side of the golf cart.
And he goes, oh, you're rolling down the fairway, at least you're going to yell four or something.
She should have been given a little warning, the poor thing.
As interesting as it is, the next calamity involves Berman too.
Oh, that's right.
He's trying to climb, we had a front wheel drive golf cart.
I mean, we were doing real test drives on these babies.
They were brand new, new style even in this case.
He tries to climb a hill.
What happens?
He gets stuck.
500 golfers, angry golfers are behind them.
They kill them.
It was interesting that these golf cars, golf cars, they're golf carts.
They're golf carts, yeah.
Although one of them, the gym, is a car.
It's actually street, legal, someplace wacko out west.
North Dakota.
Of course.
How about Montana?
Not yet, because it won't go over 100.
But it was the only one that was a front wheel drive vehicle and it's the only one that
wouldn't make it up the hill.
Right.
And then at the top of the day, we had a visit from an officer of the law.
Yeah.
What was his problem?
Evidently, someone had reported disturbance of the peace on this public golf course and
we were it.
I guess we were just having too much fun.
It was good.
It was good.
The sun was out and we had a rollicking good time and it was better than working.
How would we know?
Anyway, if you'd like to ask us about your car or your golf cart, we're now experts
in golf carts.
We know everything about golf carts.
See now we can take calls about golf carts.
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Gentlemen.
Yes.
This is John from Massachusetts.
I live in Amherst, work in Boston and hang out in Worcester during the week.
That's a long haul.
Oh, it is.
It is.
I have a unique, it appears to be a unique problem because nobody's helping me with
this.
Oh, great.
We love these.
Is it a golf cart problem or is it just a regular old vehicle?
No.
It's a 91 Buick Skylark that I cannot leave for more than 10 hours without starting it.
But interestingly, it may start.
If it doesn't start at the 10th hour, if I leave it for an hour, I can jump in it and
start it.
So, at the moment, what I've been doing is running the car for a couple of minutes at
11 o'clock, so it'll start in the morning.
I go down to the garage at one or two in the afternoon to start it so I can leave.
I've had three different places look at it.
They have told me, somebody told me that there was oil building up in the valves and so the,
I couldn't get enough crank and I'm saying, I thought there were oils in the valve anyway.
So what happens when you, let's say, for example, you came home from work and you parked in
front of the house and you went out 10 hours later, which might be the next morning.
You turn the key and what happens?
It sounds like a normal crank.
Then it gets softer and then all of a sudden, I mean, there'll be nothing.
And does anything else work at this point if you try the headlights, the radio?
Everything works.
Then I go in the house.
I can come back out in an hour, not really.
Time seems to be a critical factor here because I've gone out earlier and I couldn't do it,
But I'll go out turn the key and the car will start now when it went when it cranks and then it begins to
Diminish and go into the no-nothing mode, right? How long does that process take?
Say, you know, you could do maybe four cranks. Yeah, okay
So you would go one one one one one one one one right 20 seconds, right?
And then you do that again for 20 so 80 seconds all together
Yeah, about at which point you turn the key and it goes real right. It doesn't yet nothing
Yeah, got it. Oh has anybody done anything to it?
Somebody has checked all the fuses. It's not a fuse. I've had the all the the alternators new
It's I got to put in the car in February
They checked the alternator in the battery. They said all the tests on that worked out. I don't believe that I don't either
Okay, I think your battery is incapable of holding its charge correct
So if you drive it for a period of time i.e. from Amherst to Boston or wherever you go, right?
You charge up the battery because your alternator, which is new is working and doing its job
The battery however in order to start the car the next day whether it be 12 hours or 10 hours later
Must be able to hold that charge and if it doesn't and the charge degrades
It only affords you a few seconds of cranking before the thing goes dead
It shouldn't do that you should get much more than 80 seconds of cranking out of a good battery
Right, especially since the weather has not been zero degrees as it usually is around here
You should be able to crank that thing for many many minutes
but it
You need a battery
Okay, who checked out the battery and said it was okay. He was wrong. I think so too. I think so too
I mean there is a possibility that the alternator is no good
Well, there is also a possibility that you have a current drain
something that over a period of hours is draining the battery down and
Weakening it artificially if for example would be the equivalent of leaving your headlights on right? Yeah
So if you did all your parking lights, let's say you park it. I've tried I make sure everything's off
Have you ever have you ever at night?
Sneaked in to the glove compartment. Yeah
Yes, I looked in the glove compartment and was the light on when you looked in there
It's like the refrigerator light. I mean you can't tell if it goes off. Well, I mean, I well, I could I mean it's the way
This is a slide. I mean, I I have
Tried to and I do see the light go off
Well, ask ask your mechanic to check for a current drain
Okay, this is easy to do and it's easy to do with it with a test light or a voltmeter
Yeah, if there is no current drain ask him to load test the battery
Okay, and not test it with a voltmeter or anything like that
But with an actual load imposed on it and I bet you within about 10 seconds this thing will go down to 8 volts
Which is no good. Okay, and I feel that you need a batter
I feel strongly about this John. I do too and I wish you the very best John. Thank you. See ya. I need some sleep
My bike take care. I have to get up every couple hours start up the car. Just leave it running at night
I would leave it running all night. Why not? All right, Tommy
Do you remember anything about last week's puzzle not a single thing? I didn't think so well
It's about three coins in a fountain except there's no fountain. They're actually 50 coins not three
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Hi, we're back you listen to car talk with us click and clack the tappet brothers
And we hear to talk about cars car repair and the answer to last week's puzzler which my brother claims
He has the answer to yes, I do and this is one of my series of coin puzzlers
Like the series of string string matchstick matchstick, right anything else you have anything else series going pills pills
Puzzlers points pills. Yeah automotive excellent
You could write a book about this you know get out
I'd work on it a fire you
Imagine that you have in front of you 50 coins that look identical
Except one of them is fake and the fake one weighs a couple of grams more than a real coin
And what you have at your disposal is a balance scale
You know you put stuff on one side and the other side and if they weigh the same with what the way's the same balances
And you know if you put the fake coin on one side and the real coin on the other side the scale would tip and obviously indicate
Which one is the fake right? Yeah, so this is a two-part question part one with that balance scale in your 50 50
Coins a lot of coins. What is the fewest number of wings? You can use to absolutely identify the fake coin
That's the first part. What's the second part B? How come it's four?
Yeah, I remember this puzzle now at first blush you would think because of other
Puzzles of this ilk that you would divide the 50 coins in half and 50 is conveniently divided in half
Yeah, so you do 25 and 25. That's weighing number one right you find out that it's on the left side
Then you do 12 and 12 with one left over one of and
Assume the worst case scenario worst case scenario
One of them's heavier right that's two right six and six that's three three and three
That's four and then and you're done for it takes five no matter how you do it using that system
It don't work. So you have to come up with something a little more clever
Yeah, and what you do is divide the coins into three piles
God
Two piles of 17 and one of 16
Yeah, and so you take the two piles of 17 you put those on the scale and you keep the 16 pile aside
Mmm, right. Yeah, right away
You can see that you're going to eliminate not half the coins, but two-thirds of the car man is so beautiful, isn't it?
It's beautiful
So let's assume that that that that one of the 17s is the heavier one you throw everything else away
That's right, and now you've only made one way you only made one way you narrowed it down to 17
You narrowed it down to 17 coins. Yeah, okay
Now you could divide the 17 in half, but better still why not keep doing what you're doing again
This is beautiful. It took me a while to figure this out. Yeah, well with all the hints I gave you
So you divide it in thirds so you got six and six and five yeah, okay
So and that's the second way, right? You haven't done anything yet
You haven't done anything, but you're gonna put the six and six on right, okay?
And you can see very clearly that you got it that you're gonna be able to do this because you're gonna three and three
Three and three and one and one and that's it and bingo
And the key is once you figure out the the idea that you're gonna divide it into three piles and not two
Yeah, it jumps right out at you. I mean
Everyone I always thought that the binary search was the only way to go. Well, there you go
Who's our winner this week the winner is Judy
Chilito, I like that name from Mount Pleasant, South Carolina
Hey Mount Pleasant, South Carolina
Amtrak train goes right through Mount Pleasant, South Carolina
And does the guy come down the island say Mount Pleasant? No because it usually gets to Mount Pleasant at two o'clock in the morning
He doesn't say anything. Oh, he does this
Well Judy
Judy Chilito for having your answer selected at random from among all the correct answers that we got
You're gonna win a $25 gift certificate to the cart talk
Shameless commerce division or the cart talk store on our website and with this you can buy a copy of our new book in our humble opinion
But I mean that would make the publisher happy because as we said last week
We don't care if you buy the book or not because he's getting all the money from now on from now on
Yeah, yeah, because they were crazy enough to give us money in advance. Yeah, and they then they're smart enough now not to give a city
You know congratulations Judy good work Judy anyway, we'll have a new I'm trying to decide what kind of puzzle to use I have a
Plethora of putrid and I've used a couple of good ones in a row here
Yeah, I think it's time to maybe mix in a I think it might be a stink. Oh, you've had a
Yeah, you are definitely on a high roll if you had another good one
You would be setting a precedent which you would never be able to attainable. You think so, okay?
I think you should choose from the plethora
So we will have a semi putrid automotive semi. Oh, we're gonna work your way down auric his in historic
Puzzler coming up in the third half of today show great. So stay tuned for that. It's it's I'll give you a little more of a hint
It's a what am I puzzler?
I know what it is
Wow, you're clairvoyant
No, stop calling me clear
In the meantime, you can call us and ask us questions about your car the numbers one eight eight eight car talk
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This is a bomb and calling from Philadelphia and
I'm calling about my set again bombing be a HMAN. I love it. What kind of a name is that?
Kind of name it's a Persian Iranian
Bombon, yes, I love it. Well, I'm glad you do. Yeah, I'll tell my mom you'd like my name that sounds peaceful
Well, actually it it actually translates into an avalanche or tornado in our language. Oh, yeah, that's peaceful
Every time my mom passed my my room she said I definitely named you properly after see my
Well, she she's the one who came up with a name. That's right. So what's up, man?
I haven't Honda Civic 97
It's got 37,000 miles on it
But the issue is one of the car is still when I first turn on the car or even if throughout the day whenever I turn
On the car if I'm perfectly still if you like put your hands on on the steering wheel
You can feel the car shaking vibrating in the same sense that
In and on a really cold winter day with any car when you first turn it on it's kind of like shaking kind of cold
But cold or hot it doesn't matter the car kind of vibrate. You've had this car since new yeah
1997 and has it been doing this ever since the day you got it. No, it's been about a year now
And and I'll tell you exactly what it started last winter, but I was like no
It's just you know cold just cold your winter days and you know, it's just my when you're moving. It's perfectly fine
It it shakes even when it's in park or only when it's in drive
It's when the car stings, so it doesn't matter what gear it's in if the car is not moving
That's when I feel it so it's in drive and you get your foot on the brake
And it's the same as it is if you're exactly exactly it wasn't with the parker drive exactly now
Maybe when I'm moving maybe that the sound of just the moving car is sure
Whatever's going on underneath right all the other things up in the door that because it would always be okay, right?
Unless there was something drastically wrong, right?
What I mean, there are two things that come to mind. Mm-hmm. Uh, what were they?
No, there are two things that come to mind one is that you have a vacuum leak in the engine
And and and the vacuum leak would cause one of the cylinders or maybe more than one to not fire with the same
Intensity because the mixture is getting leaned out
as the other cylinders, okay, and
That might not be so easy to find but that might be the first thing I would look for and
If you have a vacuum leak, you'll notice the engine is
Shaking even as you look at it running in park
You'll notice it not running smoothly and evenly right if however
You're feeling vibrations being telegraphed through the chassis in the steering wheel chances are you have a bad motor mount?
Madman that's what I thought it was. Yeah, I could feel bad motor. You could have a bad motor mount
But it could easily be a vacuum leak which is causing the engine to not run on all four cylinders
Right and these because there's so little mass in these cars, right any little vibration or anything that's out of whack
Right immediately manifests itself as a whole car kind of vibration the cars
Let literally less than three years old
I mean, and that's something that should be covered by Honda that it's just is it a bad part? Absolutely
I would go back and complain. Yeah, especially if you tell them it's been doing this for a year
Have you been to the dealer to complain about this vibration? I have well actually, you know what it's at 37,000
36,000 mile warranty, but yeah, that's okay because you complained of the problem prior to the 30s 36,000
Mile right and if they don't give you satisfaction call us next week. What's I gotta turn it on?
See you Bobman. Thanks a lot. Thanks for calling all right
It's time for us to take a short break and get ready for the new puzzler
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We're back you're listening to car talk with us click and clack the tappet brothers and we here to discuss cars car repair and
The new the new puzzle putrid semi putrid semi putrid puzzler. Yeah, yeah
From the putrid collection just like you got the coin collection the string collection the series
Oh, yeah, this is my father putrid series. Yeah, there's a whole wing
I like it, you know cars have evolved a lot over the last hundred years and they've been around about a hundred years
and and
Parts have changed composition over the years for example
The wheels of cars used to be made out of wood
Wooden spokes and then they evolved into steel and then now most wheels are made out of some kind of
Magnesium aluminum alloy
Okay, and or cream cheese or cream cheese
Dashboards used to be made out of wood. Yeah, okay, and then they became made out of steel and now they are made out of
cream cheese
Yeah, so I'm gonna do a little what am I and and and I'm gonna tell you what I used to be made out of
And you're gonna tell me what I am it already is out of the realm of putrid because it's so clever
What am I what am I go ahead in the early days of cars? I didn't even exist
When they saw a need for me, I was first made out of wood
Later on when they discovered that that didn't work too well. I was made out of leather
Sometime later. I was made out of cotton. Huh?
With me. Wow. Yeah today
I am made out of a mixture of things some of which are
steel wool
iron
and bronze
What am I who the hell knows now if you think you know the answer write it on a postcard or a pair of Red Sox season's tickets
Something behind home plate. Yeah, and it we have to how we doing with the carpet the in the Elm wall
burrow
Squad huh. How about the sound system?
So how about the room size TV screen?
Haven't seen we have to do it. We have to do a spot check on Berman's house because
He says none of these things are shown up. He's having an addition put on his house for the widescreen TV
The dining table. Catherine, you're the only one we can trust. No, we can't. No, we can't trust her
We can't trust Louis. Can't trust Louis. We're gonna have to start showing up at work. I can't even trust you
Anyway, if you're thinking all the answer write it on a postcard or anything else you want to send this and send it to puzzler tower
Car talk plaza box
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Or you can email your answer from the car talk section of cars dot com
If you'd like to call us the number is still 1 888 car talk. That's 888 227 8255. Hello, you're on car talk
Hi, this is missy from amherst, messachusetts. Hi missy missy. Hi. That's a name. You don't hear much anymore. Well, that's true
It's a nickname. Yeah. Well, I know it's cool
So does this mean being from amherst you're a student or a college professor? Oh, neither neither
That's right. Good. I have one of these hard to categorize people. All right
You don't have to admit anything to us
What's up? Um, well, I don't exactly have a car problem. I have a
teenage son problem
The worst kind how what how which area of teenage innocence is he in? Um, well, he is 18
And um
For you to fully appreciate the dilemma. I mean, I have to give you a little background
Um, my parents who were very wise and frugal people spent years
Saving their money and they
Put it aside in a fund for their
Grandchildren for their college expenses
How nice of them. Yeah, they put away too much. I'm afraid
Well, I've been you know spending years feeling grateful to my parents for their wisdom and foresight
Um, yeah, my youngest son is now 18
And he will be attending
Boston university's school of engineering in the fall
Good
And he wants an Audi TT. Well, you're close
He's um, but let me tell you a little more. He's also going to be in the air force rotc
And so he has been awarded a great deal of scholarship money
He has a lot of money
All right, I know he does why he wants a no no no he wants a five series bmw
You're close. He wants an Audi quattro
Oh
Oh, how do you what a six six eight four eight four
Eight four
Yeah, he feels that he's worked hard and he's gonna owe the military four years of his life after school
And that he deserves this
I mean, here's the question. Yeah does
Do we want do we you and right
His parents and and us who are parents also. Um, just me his single mom
Single mom. All right. We will be surrogate fathers because we're both fathers of teenagers
Then teenage boys specifically the question is do we want this guy to have a car?
Um, the thing is that going to school at BU which we're having to be on the premises of BU right now
and uh
We don't need any more students with cars
We can't find a parking space because of all these students that come here and and drive around
We don't need them to have cars. I have tried to say to him. First of all, he doesn't need a car in boston
And second of all, it's gonna get stolen and broken into and that's all true. Right and we're gonna do it
And it's gonna cost him a lot more of his money to pay for insurance. Well, has he been here lately? Yeah, we were there last night
Ha ha ha ha
Yeah, I mean, boston really is a city in which you don't need a car
Uh, I don't know what he would use it for if you were here. He feels he needs a car to get chicks
No, don't a dorm room will do that. Yeah, I don't think he needs a car to get chicks
Yeah, and I don't think he does. I mean, we've got enough of real
Privileged snot-nosed
BU students driving around in bmw's and vipers and corvettes
We've got more of them than we could ever need
And their parents should really give them dope slaps and send them home
But they're gonna be here. Right. So tell your son that he's gonna
Does he want to join the ranks of privileged snot-nosed kids?
No
But if he thinks it's gonna get him girls, he's right
Yeah, that's why we never had me because we were driving around in ramparts
We were driving around on the mbta
But I would say let's compromise at least I would say let him spend one year without the car
I mean he's coming when he's coming in september, right tried to make this argument
Why don't you wait one year and live there and he sure I mean are at least a semester
So he can find out that really you don't need a car if anything
It's a hindrance
Because you can't go anywhere with the car in the city because you can't park it once you get there
Right, plus you've got to pay to park it
Anywhere around town you can't park it on the street. It'll cost you a thousand dollars a week in tickets
Now, of course, there's one more strategy
Which is to go ahead and let him buy the car and then he'll figure this out for himself
And then I'll leave it at mine and I'll get to drive it. That's what I would do. That would be good
Yeah, that's my that would that would be good. You could do that. Then he would have it for the summer
But he really does not need a car and I I honestly don't think that it will be the major component of
Uh getting babes
He can just tell him he's got a car
Walk by some car in the street a corvette a viper and say there's my car
Oh, he's just telling me he's got an Audi, but it's in the repair shop. That'll be perfectly believable
What you do is you walk by a car like a corvette that's got a ticket on it and you say oh
Damn another ticket you pull out you take the ticket
You stick it in your pocket and you continue walking with the babe that you're walking now
No, better than that you take the ticket and you tear it up and you tear it up and you say i'm sick of these
Not paying another damn tear it up and you throw the little shreds in the in the gutter
I knew you guys would have good for me. Good luck missy. Thanks a lot. I mean you could spend the money just on paying these tickets for people
All right, yeah, actually that would make them great. That would be great
You could do this every day with a different babe and a different car
But do you think an Audi quattro is the uh, oh the Audi quattro is wonderful
And if it's his money let him spend, you know, there are some mistakes that have to be made
And this isn't the worst mistake he could make
And don't forget if if he doesn't like it
You'll end up with the car and don't forget the alternative is that you offer him
Or suggest to him some other even more wonderful alternative for spending this money
And he will even know of more of them. For example
How about spending the summer? What's his name?
Zach
Uh
No Joe Joe you say Joe. How about you spend the summer
in Rome
Oh
And he says with your mother
With mom's uh, no, I would leave that part out. Yeah
With what would with one of the babes that he meets would be you
All right, try that. I mean that that might be an incentive for him to say, gee
Would I want to do that?
Or do I want to spend money on a car that I'll never be able to drive?
People will smash into it because it's parked on the street
I'll have to pay to get it fixed pay for the insurance pay for the park
So he can do this every summer that he's in school and drive a jalopy here. He can buy himself a thousand dollar car
I knew I needed to talk to you guys. Yeah, you did and you'll need to talk to us more after he buys the Audi
Feel free to call back. See you later. Good luck. Thanks so much. Bye. Bye. Bye. Wow
Ah
These these issues are getting more and more difficult. They do come up with more and more creative solutions
On the spot. Well, it's happened again. You've underutilized another perfectly good hour listening to car talk
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We're clicking clack the tappet brothers and don't drive like my brother don't drive like my brother or my sister pickle
Pickle we'll be back next week. Bye. Bye
Hey
And now here in the studio, we have car talk bosses chief mechanic mr. Vinny gumbaz Vinny
Thank you very much now if you's out there want to copy this here show which is number 21
You can get one on the web just head on over to the online store
Also known as the shimu's commerce division at the car talk section at cars.com
And what if I wanted something else like the new book in our humble opinion when I go to the same site then
No, you dope you go to
Mike Tyson's got a dope diaper rash dot com
Of course you go to the same site the car talk section at cars.com or you order by phone
You just call 888 card junk. Thank you. Vinny. That was very useful information. Hey use this, right?
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About this episode
The hosts kick off with a chaotic “diversification” trip to a Boston public golf course to review golf carts—complete with a dog getting launched off a cart, a wheel-drive cart failing on a hill, and a police visit for “disturbance of the peace.” Callers then drive the show: a 1991 Buick Skylark won’t restart after sitting ~10 hours (they suspect a weak battery or hidden current drain), and a 1997 Honda Civic vibrates at idle (likely vacuum leak vs. bad motor mount). Between puzzles and a debate about whether a BU-bound teen should buy an Audi, the episode blends practical diagnostics with plenty of comedy.
Missy’s son is going to be a freshman at Boston University -where Car Talk is produced- and he wants to buy a sweet new ride to improve his social status. But Click and Clack are already having problems finding parking on campus, so he isn’t getting the green light on that idea. Can the boys come up with a non-automotive alternative? Find out on this episode of the Best of Car Talk.
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