#357 John Clay Wolfe Show 05.30.26
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Car
2000 model Firehawk
The Firehawk is a special, more performance-focused version of the Pontiac Firebird. The conversation here is basically about a low-mileage one and whether it’s worth the high asking price.
Term
six speed
“Six-speed” means the car has a manual gearbox with six forward gears. It can help the engine stay in the right rev range for better driving and smoother cruising.
Concept
price is too high
They’re basically saying the asking price doesn’t match what the car is worth. They’re comparing it to other sales and what they think it should cost.
Car
Ferrari 328
The Ferrari 328 is an older Ferrari sports car with a V8 engine. People like it because it feels exciting to drive and it’s become a classic that collectors still want.
Car
Ferrari GTO replica
A Ferrari GTO replica is a car made to resemble the famous Ferrari GTO. It’s usually built using another car as a starting point, then modified so it looks like the original.
Concept
auctions
In the collector-car world, auctions are a common way to buy and sell cars, including high-value brands. This segment specifically connects auctions to trademark/logo enforcement, where cars may be restricted from being shown with certain brand marks.
Concept
sue the auction house
That phrase means the brand could take the auction company to court. The idea is that protected logos and trademarks can’t always be used freely in auction advertising or TV coverage.
Car
Toyota Corolla
The Toyota Corolla is a regular, everyday car made for commuting and errands. It’s popular because it’s practical and easy to live with. The podcast mentions it because it’s being celebrated at an event.
Car
55 Chevy truck
That’s a 1955 Chevrolet pickup truck. People like these because they’re classic, and a “driver-quality” one is meant to be driven and enjoyed, not just stored.
Term
driver quality
“Driver quality” is an enthusiast grading term meaning the vehicle looks and runs well enough to be driven regularly, but it may not be flawless at concours-level standards. It’s often a middle ground between a daily driver and a top-tier show car.
Term
Two-wheel drive
Two-wheel drive means only one set of wheels gets power. It’s usually fine for normal driving, but it won’t handle deep snow or rough off-road as well as four-wheel drive.
Term
long bed
A “long bed” is the longer cargo area on a pickup. It changes the truck’s overall size and how practical it is for hauling and parking.
Term
short bed
A “short bed” is the smaller cargo area on a pickup. It’s usually easier to park and can look more compact.
Term
35350 combo
“35350 combo” sounds like a quick shorthand for what engine and drivetrain parts are in the truck. It’s basically the build’s main mechanical recipe, not just a random number.
Car
57 Chevy
That’s a 1957 Chevrolet. The host is talking about it as a nice-looking, show-type truck/car with a distinctive turquoise paint color.
Car
Ford Ranger
The Ford Ranger is a pickup truck, meaning it has a cargo bed for carrying things. People use it for work, tools, or weekend projects. The podcast just mentions it as part of the discussion.
Concept
fresh resto
“Fresh resto” means the car was restored not too long ago. It usually means the body and mechanical parts were gone through and put back in good shape.
Term
small block
“Small block” is a nickname for a Chevrolet V8 engine that’s smaller than the “big block” versions. It’s commonly used in classic cars because it’s compact and popular for upgrades.
Term
four speed
“Four speed” means the transmission has four forward gears. That changes how the engine sounds and how the car shifts when you drive it.
Term
lowered two inches in the front
Lowering the car means the front sits closer to the ground. That can make it look better and change how it drives, but it can also require careful alignment so tires don’t rub.
Term
pocketed leaf springs
“Pocketed leaf springs” means the suspension mounting area has been modified to make room for bigger wheels and tires. It helps fit a wider tire without rubbing on the car.
Concept
pocket into the frame
They’re describing a clearance cut in the frame so the suspension and tires can fit properly. In this case, it’s done to fit a bigger rear wheel and tire.
Term
tubbed
“Tubbed” usually means the rear wheel area has been reshaped/widened to fit wider tires. They’re saying this car isn’t taken to an extreme version of that.
Term
cam and heads
The camshaft and the cylinder heads are key engine parts that control airflow and timing. Changing them can make the engine stronger, but some setups can also make the idle feel rough.
Car
1954 Chevy Pickup five window
It’s a 1954 Chevrolet pickup truck with a classic cab window layout people often call a “five window.” The speaker says it still has the original-style engine and a simple 3-speed manual, but the electrical system has been converted to 12 volts.
Term
235 stove bolt
The “235 Stovebolt” is a classic Chevrolet inline-six engine (235 cubic inches). People like it because it’s a straightforward, old-school engine that’s common in vintage Chevy trucks.
Term
12 volt conversion
A “12 volt conversion” means the truck’s electrical system has been changed to use 12 volts instead of an older lower-voltage setup. It usually makes things like lights and starting work better and makes modern upgrades easier.
Term
63 speed on the column
This truck uses a manual transmission with three gears, and the shifter is on the steering column. It’s the older style of shifting compared with a modern floor shifter.
Car
Chevrolet Volt
The Chevrolet Volt is a car that uses both electricity and gasoline. You can charge it, and it can drive on electric power for a while. When the battery isn’t enough, it can switch to a gasoline engine.
Concept
10 footer
A “10 footer” means the car looks really good from far away, but if you get close you might see imperfections. It’s a common way car people talk about cosmetic condition.
Term
Scotch Bright
Scotch Bright is an abrasive cleaning pad. Here it’s being suggested as a way to clean or scuff the surface to improve how the paint looks.
Term
patina
Patina is the natural worn look a vehicle gets over time. They’re saying this isn’t that kind of intentional “old and cool” wear—it’s something you’d clean up or fix.
Term
buffing wheel
A buffing wheel is a spinning tool used to polish the paint. Depending on how it’s used, it can make the surface look better—or remove paint if you get too aggressive.
Car
70 Super B
They’re talking about a 1970 Plymouth Super Bee. It’s a classic muscle car, and what engine it has is a big deal for how desirable (and valuable) it is.
Car
Dodge Super B
The Dodge Super Bee is a classic muscle car designed for strong performance. “70 Super B” refers to the 1970 model. The podcast brings it up because someone is interested in that specific car.
Term
440
“440” is the engine size—about 440 cubic inches. Bigger engines like this usually make strong low-end power, and collectors care a lot which engine is in the car.
Term
mild cam
The camshaft helps control when the engine’s valves open. A “mild cam” is a gentler upgrade that adds some power without making the car too rough or hard to drive every day.
Term
Automatic
“Automatic” means the car shifts by itself instead of requiring you to use a clutch and shift gears. On classic muscle cars, whether it’s automatic or manual can change how people judge it and what it’s worth.
Concept
clone
A “clone” is a car that’s been modified or restored to look like a more desirable version. Collectors often pay more only if it matches the important details closely.
Topic
Mopar's 5150 event
They’re talking about a Mopar-themed car show called “5150.” It’s an event where people bring cars and hang out with other Mopar fans.
Place
Celeste, Texas
They say the car show is in Celeste, Texas. It’s near Greenville, so it’s a regional event for people in the Dallas area.
Car
Plymouth Super Birds
The Plymouth Superbird is a very rare classic muscle car from the late 1960s. It’s known for its unusual, aerodynamic shape. The podcast mentions it because people want to see the real, authentic versions.
Topic
car show
A car show is an event where people bring cars to display and talk about them. Sometimes there are awards or special activities.
Topic
Cars and coffee
Cars and coffee is a meet where car people show up, hang out, and talk about their cars—usually in the morning. It’s more casual than a formal car show.
Term
pre register to be able to bid
Pre-registering means you sign up before the auction so you’re allowed to bid. It helps the auction match your bids to you.
Term
classic Chevy
A “classic Chevy” is an older Chevrolet that people collect or enjoy driving. The host is basically saying that if you buy one, you should expect to spend money keeping it running.
Car
Toyota 4Runner
The Toyota 4Runner is a larger SUV that’s built to handle rough roads and outdoor trips. It’s also used like a normal family vehicle for daily life. The podcast mentions it because someone already has one and it’s part of their plans.
Term
wrench turning
“Wrench turning” means working on the car yourself with tools. The host is saying that if you’re not the one doing the work, you’ll likely pay more for repairs.
Term
mechanical stuff
“Mechanical stuff” just means car repairs and maintenance. The point here is that if you can’t do it yourself, you may have to pay a mechanic a lot of money.
Term
change the oil
Changing the oil means replacing the engine’s old oil with new oil. It’s one of the simplest car maintenance tasks, and the host says doing it together was a good bonding experience.
Place
Alabama, Aniston, Alabama
They’re saying the cars are in Alabama (they mention Anniston). That’s useful because where the cars are located affects what you can find and how you’d buy it.
Term
LS three engines
“LS3” is the name of a Chevrolet V8 engine. It’s a popular, widely supported engine, and people often choose cars with it because it’s easier to maintain and upgrade than many rarer engines.
Car
Chevrolet Chevelle
They’re mentioning Chevelles, which are classic Chevrolet muscle cars. With older cars, what you get depends a lot on how well it was maintained and restored.
Car
71 Stingray
A “Stingray” is a Corvette. The host is saying that a normal restored 1971 Corvette usually isn’t worth as much as people hope—unless it’s been built into a very expensive, special project.
Concept
frame off Resto
A frame-off restoration is when you take the car apart completely and restore it from the frame up. It costs a lot, so the car’s value only goes up if the restoration was done well and with the right upgrades.
Brand
Roush
Roush is a performance brand that modifies cars after they’re built. The host is saying the car in question is a Roush-style performance build, not a stock one.
Term
four-wheel drive
Four-wheel drive means the car can send power to all four wheels. That usually helps it grip better on wet or slippery roads.
Term
supercharged
A supercharger is a device that forces extra air into the engine. More air usually means more power.
Car
Shelby Super Snake
A Shelby Super Snake is a very powerful Mustang that’s been upgraded by Shelby. It typically has a supercharger, and here they’re talking about a particular one for sale and what it’s worth.
Concept
previously stolen
If a car was previously stolen, it means it was taken illegally before. That can cause problems like damage or missing parts, and it may affect the paperwork you’ll need to own it.
Term
VIN
A VIN is like a car’s fingerprint—an ID number that’s unique to that exact vehicle. People use it to look up the car’s details and history.
Car
Ford Fairlane
The Ford Fairlane is a classic car model made by Ford. A “63 Fairlane” means the 1963 version, which is a specific year people collect. The podcast mentions it because someone is asking about buying one.
Car
69 Z 28 Camaro
This is a Chevrolet Camaro Z/28 from 1969. It’s the more performance-oriented version of the Camaro, and people collect these because they’re classic and desirable.
Concept
restored
“Restored” means the car was repaired and brought back to look and run much better, not just left as-is. In classic cars, that can dramatically change what it’s worth.
Car
LS1
LS1 is a Chevy V8 engine. People like it because it’s powerful and there are lots of parts and upgrades available for it.
Term
ABS
ABS is a safety system that helps you brake without the wheels locking up. It can help you keep steering control when you stop hard.
Term
4L60 training
The 4L60 is an automatic transmission used in a lot of GM vehicles. It’s popular for engine swaps because it’s common and there are many replacement/upgrade parts.
Term
5.3
“5.3” usually means a 5.3-liter V8 engine. Bigger displacement generally means more potential power, and this engine is popular for swaps.
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Good morning everybody, at Wides Freshman Mind, our last show will be the 27th of June, our
last terrestrial radio show and we're going to do it from Gas Monkey Ice House in Dallas.
Is that right?
Next week we're doing the show from the Walnut Springs Roadhouse and June 20th, I believe
that's right, I'm doing the show in California with Adam Corolla and I'll announce that,
so going away show for the California listeners, I will announce that soon.
So you have three opportunities to see us.
Yep.
There you go.
Can't say, and it's covering everywhere.
Right.
Well, not everywhere, but you know what I mean.
You know what I did, disappoint is I never got to Pittsburgh because those guys really
like us up there.
Or they like you, Turley and Bob.
I don't know if they like me.
Glenn and Pennsylvania, how are you?
I'm pretty good.
How are you guys doing?
Smart.
Good.
I see a 13,000 mile six speed firehawk 2000 model, but you want 40 grand for it and I
just sold a 97 with 80 for 9,800 on Wednesday.
And it was a firehawk.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Well, that pretty much answered my question.
I might as well just start driving the thing and run it.
Yours is way better than mine, but it's not 40 grand better.
You know what I mean?
I think your rig with 13 could push mid 20s and maybe 30.
I need to do some research on it.
You know, you got a 13,000 mile.
It's good car.
It's a great car.
I'd love to have it, but the price is too high.
Nope.
Understood.
They're kind of hard to research on the net and I appreciate your input, brother.
Sure.
Just go to gimmethevend.com.
If 30 grand would buy it, I'll look at it at 30.
I have a feeling off my gut we're going to be mid 20s to upper 20s, but I'll damn...
You know, these things change.
I mean, I can't remember every single car I'm making model every day of the week.
I've had...
I've bought and sold, say 20 of them in the past 20 years.
And they've definitely come up.
The last one I had was the crappy one last week.
But I had a good one that we sold for 20 about two years ago.
That was like yours.
So anyway, there you go.
That's what I know.
Thank you.
Good morning, JD.
Good morning, John.
How are you, sir?
Good.
Good.
Good morning, speech impediment, Terrence.
Okay, well, I got some tools ahead.
No, no, no, no.
I just wanted to say what we're just doing pleasantries right now.
I just want to say good morning.
I acknowledge you're there.
You're on time.
You're on time to work.
You know, somebody said, hey, that's really terrible that y'all make fun of that guy,
speech impediment.
Terrence, I'm like, hang on.
This guy that we're making fun of is sitting there 20 minutes before the show on hold every
week.
This is a highlight of his week.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Thank you, speech impediment.
Hold on a minute.
Oh, yeah.
You're gonna take my hold.
You make him wait.
Well, I mean, he's just, he's a regular caller.
I mean, Dorian up in Pittsburgh.
Dorian, blind Dorian.
We got speech impediment, Terrence and blind ass Dorian blind ass Dorian.
How are you doing?
I'm doing good.
I got a little surgery coming up on the six, but the news is I bought a 411 test.
411.
You mean a 421?
No, 411, 65, 411.
Well, there's nothing better than a blind pilot.
Well, back then I could see I flew this airplane a long time ago.
Okay.
It's a project.
One engine sitting down at the one stop in the Long Beach, the airplane sitting in Corona
and his daughter wants to sell it because Phil Goodwin had the airplane and he had a
stroke and died and it's been sitting.
Yeah, but he had a stroke and died when the motor went out mid flight and then they crashed
and they're trying to fix it.
You're wanting to pawn it off on me now and you haven't even seen it because you're blind.
But it looks really good.
I can see.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Before the wreck.
They found some metal in the oil.
So they jerk the motor off and the motor's sitting down in Long Beach waiting for me.
Okay.
Well, I will bet you a thousand dollars.
You and I both put the thousand dollars up in escrow that that plane.
How old are you?
It's 68.
Okay.
78.
Okay.
That plane will never, ever, ever get finished and I put a thousand dollars on it under your
ownership.
You'll have my thousand then.
I'm going to try and get it done.
Right.
Okay, man.
Thank you, sir.
Hey, that airplane was good and a lot of guys I know could really fly that airplane,
but the tail was like a 310 tail.
Now I'm looking at a picture.
Yeah.
I wasn't very familiar with them.
Is it pressurized?
No.
No.
Okay.
Hey, good talk to you, Dorian.
Hi, JD.
Hi there.
Good morning.
What's up?
We've greeted everybody.
We have not greeted DJ Pre-K.
Pre-Kizzles in the house.
The rapper.
Good morning, players.
What's the deal?
And is Kyle back there or is it Tommy?
It's Tommy.
Tommy boy.
Tommy, are you there?
Tommy, can you hear me?
Hello, hello, hello.
Good morning.
How's our video going for today?
Is it ready?
The one that goes up at noon?
Or do you know?
Yeah.
They're finalizing everything right now, but it should be.
It should be no problem.
It should be ready to go out at noon.
Do they, this is on our YouTube channel.
You can go to JCWShow.com.
Do those guys, are they staying up all night doing that?
It depends.
Okay.
I mean, for this video, it was kind of a last minute change.
So I'm sure that they were pulling a pretty late one.
Yeah.
They'll probably be napping the middle of the day today.
Okay.
Is that why nobody answers me?
Like when I, by the time I watch it and I start asking questions about what they did
and nobody ever answers me, I feel like it's a sleep 100%.
Okay.
100% by like 11 in the afternoon.
Okay.
Makes sense.
That's what happened last week when I asked them to delete that segment and everybody
was asleep.
Oh, you want to, you want to get into that now?
The F six video?
It's too good.
I think we should say that for later.
So too.
It was, it created a lot of drama this week.
Does it?
Yeah.
Stay tuned.
I can't wait to hear this.
Oh, as you remember, there's no bad publicity.
When you say you're going to run over.
Yes.
Meth dealers RVs with a bulldozer.
Oh, but they take out the meth dealer part and they be roll a guy's watering his tomatoes.
It changes the contest.
Yes.
Only of the video.
That's great.
Great.
So as you can imagine, there was a little issue.
I bet.
What have you got going on?
We have a dear John.
Let anyone hear that.
Yeah.
Some of the guys like speech impediment and some of these folks have been listening for
a very long time like speech impediment and the blind gentlemen.
Anyway, this one comes from a listener.
It's been around obviously for a long.
This is dear John.
It comes from William Kornigay.
And he says, the one thing I've learned over the last 20 years of listening to the John
Clay Wolf show is never shower naked outside with a gay plumber.
Wow.
I read that.
I'm like, dude, how long ago do we start that story?
It wasn't that crazy long ago because I was out here.
It seems like it's yeah.
It was out here and that was within the past three years.
Three years.
Yeah.
So I remember it like it was yesterday.
There I was.
It was like, you know, this morning you heard me riding the doing the laps on the dirt track.
I got here.
I got up right at sunrise.
And off my room, there's a patio with a shower on it.
And I'm out here by myself in the country, like in a camp setting.
It looks like your camping is what it feels like.
And I walk out in my birthday suit and shower on the outdoor patio at sunrise in the middle
of the morning.
Beautiful.
Now there was a construction project going on across the way that was a garage being
built that had a wall in it and a cut out.
It's my wife's room.
But this little cut out window almost looks like a deer blind.
Okay.
And I'm in my shower and shampoo and all the stuff.
Mind of my own business.
Thinking God is good and look at the sun rising and there's a gay plumber.
Actually it was an electrician.
Right.
Now I'm not sure if he was gay.
We didn't get to that point.
Right.
A voyeuristic electrician.
Staring at you.
That was staring at me through the deer blind window.
Was he loping his mule?
I don't know.
We'll never know.
We'll never know.
But I do know that there was, but when I caught eyes with him, I'm like, what the hell?
And then I just kept looking, but he kept looking back.
The reason I think he might be of the homosexual nature is he was giving me, he wasn't ducking.
He was looking back at me like, you want some of the, you know, like, like.
He was waiting for you to drop the soap.
What you mean?
Yeah.
He didn't duck off.
He connected like, are we having a moment?
I'm like, no, we're not having a moment.
He was clearly more intrigued than embarrassed.
You're having a moment and that moment is you're getting your ass out of here.
And I called the supervisor and said, whoever your gay electrician is out here, which one?
I said, who's on the job this morning?
You know, it was Bobbo.
No, Bobbo.
No offense, Bob.
I'm just making up a name.
I was like, well, I told him the story, dude, and he started laughing and I started laughing.
But I said, this is very awkward.
And I wondered if you had another electrician that you could send out at this juncture.
So you never saw him again.
No.
That would have been the awkward part.
Right.
Right.
Out of all the jobs you have going on, could you send the gay electrician to another site?
Different.
Somewhere else.
Oh, without an outdoor shower.
By the way, you also know there's a lot of cameras out here now.
So, you know, there's a place up in the gate and other places.
And your assistant, by the way, checks them from time to time.
She says about once a week she catches you outdoors.
What?
We're leaving yourself.
That's odd.
Yeah.
She says that happens.
Really?
Yeah.
Wow, JD.
Why did you throw her into a bus like that?
Just because we're talking about John being naked on his own property.
Well, the light, the light, the, you set it up.
Yeah.
You just, you just disturbed him.
Did I disturb you?
I'm sorry.
I thought it was funny.
I guess maybe not.
Hey, Dylan Deals coming up.
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Or just call John now.
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It's 800-800-7234.
Give him year, make, model, miles.
And of course he's going to ask you a few questions about it.
Year, make, model, miles, 800-800-RATIO.
800-800-7234.
Dollar deal is next with John.
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Tomorrow morning 9 a.m. is the last one of the summer.
It's going to be too hot.
Awesome.
So I'll be there with the fire chicken and I'm going to do the crazy eight road tour
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I'm worth a lot more.
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Well it is the lightning round and this guy has a car collection.
Brian, how many cars do you have?
We've probably had about 150.
Okay.
How many of them run?
Oh, I would say probably 10%.
Okay.
Is it?
The ones that I've put, go ahead.
Are they yours or did you inherit them?
No, sir.
They're not.
They're a friend of ours and he inherited them from his dad.
His dad was our, me and my buddy.
The dad was our friend and he passed away.
Hey guys, I gotta go.
Y'all finish the radio show.
I'm heading to go see Brian right now.
No.
Yeah, so what's the best car in the group?
The best are my favorite.
Both.
We have a 57 Turner, which is just a teeny tiny British race car.
The Ferrari 328 I really like.
We've got a Ferrari GTO replica based off of a Dotson that is pristine.
I mean, it's a nice.
I just had one of those.
I had one just like that.
That's funny.
What color is yours?
Red or white?
Red.
Yeah.
You know, Ferrari really leaned on people about those.
Ferrari got pissed off in them.
When you see those cars come through the auctions, they can't have Ferrari logos on them.
Well this one's got the Ferrari, it's got a horse on it everywhere.
Can you see one of those running through one of those TV auctions?
Everyone's small.
You'll see the horse not on there because they will sue the auction house.
Oh, anyway, no big deal.
Well, we don't have to worry about that.
Okay.
So you've got some decent cars, 10% of them run.
I will call you off air and we will come up with a time.
Now this is your friend.
So I need to deal with the owner, the decision maker.
Understood.
Let him know that you talked to me and I will probably get up there next week because I'm
planning a buying trip anyway.
I've got to go to Philly and then probably Cleveland and maybe share Wyoming and I'm
looking at where you are and you're in the middle of that so I will stop by there.
Let me call you after the show and we'll line this up.
Okay.
I appreciate it.
Hey, do me a favor.
Go ahead and go to GMTVGarage.com, click email John and send me some pictures of just, you
know, send me a list or just send me your email address.
I'll send you an email and then we can get a list going.
Okay.
Thank you.
And you said go to what site?
Like the company's name is GiveMeTheVin.com but if you just go to GMTV Garage, Garage,
those will go straight to my laptop.
It says email John.
You got it.
All right.
Thanks, Brian.
I did not say where he's located.
Oh, I know.
Somewhere between Texas, Philadelphia, Cleveland and Wyoming.
So go find him.
No.
All right.
We'll be right back.
Hey, for all things give me the Vin, check out JCWShow.com.
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And meanwhile Burger King's legal defense is that the King has divine power and doesn't
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You're listening to the John Clay Wolf Show, 800-800-RATIO, Worldwide at JCWShow.com.
I thought it was hold on tight to your dreams.
It almost is.
Well, well, JD, run what you got.
Good morning, everybody.
Hey, did you guys hear this?
Jimmy, you think Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Corolla, remember they were buddies forever, but they
kind of politically have gone in different directions.
Kind of?
Kind of, completely.
But they got together this week.
Kind of cool, actually.
A long-time comedian, award-winning broadcaster and podcast host, Adam Corolla, got a star
on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
So what you do, you bring all your buddies with you and they all stand behind you and
go, Adam Boy.
Well, his longtime friend and former colleague, Jimmy Kimmel, got teary-eyed.
I know you're shocked.
While honoring Corolla during the dedication ceremony, this is cut number 18, Mike.
Adam and I, as you probably know, don't agree much when it comes to politics, but I love
him dearly.
I've never worked with anyone funnier.
I am proud of him.
I am.
He starts crying.
Like a girl.
Right.
This is a guy who worked his way up from nothing to become literally a millionaire.
And if you don't believe it, you'll hear him say it every single show.
Adam is a true original.
He was a poor kid from the San Fernando Valley who was rejected by the management at Taco
Bell and whose name will now forever be part of this filthy, disgusting intersection next
to a bank that has been abandoned for like 35 years.
And so I am pleased to welcome the levern to my Shirley, my friend Adam Corolla, to the
Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Good for you.
Very, very nice.
My wife was like, are you, because I was invited to go.
Yep.
And it was Wednesday.
And she's like, are you a moron?
Are you an idiot?
Why would you not go?
Why would you not go?
Well, because I have to be on the auction block every Wednesday.
Thank you.
I work.
Well, some things are more important.
But she was like, this is more important.
I was like, well, actually this week, one of our block reps, the one in California, was
on vacation.
So I couldn't.
You couldn't.
I mean, like if I needed to take a personal day, then I couldn't.
I didn't have a backup.
So it would have been cool, but it would have been cool.
But I mean, you know, I'd have just been on the sideline.
You got Dr. Drew and Jimmy and August.
And I mean, I wouldn't have been one of the main crews.
So he was like, whatever.
I mean, I talked to him.
I thought it was awesome.
Yeah, it is pretty cool.
You ever walk down?
You have to pay $75,000 for that.
So somebody has to sponsor you.
Sponsor you, correct.
And this one super fan of theirs from Minneapolis, like paid him $100,000 to go up there and
do a private show for their company.
Sure.
And his manager called and said, hey, this Adam's been nominated for the Hollywood stars.
And it's $75,000.
He said he didn't even get it out of his mouth.
Yep, pulled cover.
Got it.
So they nominate somebody and then it has to be, OK, well,
sponsored and then paid for.
Correct.
I mean, I guess you can write your own check.
But yeah, you get he got nominated, which is cool.
That part.
Radio.
Yeah, it was for Radio, a.k.a.
podcasting because Corolla replaced Stern.
Right. When Stern went down.
OK, you're thinking Dallas.
Yeah. In LA and the West Coast.
It was Adam.
Adam, OK.
So they did David Lee Roth in the South.
They did Rover from Cleveland, Shane French up in the Cleveland
and the North, the Rust Belt.
Yeah. And they had Adam on the West Coast.
I believe all all of the Stern affiliates on the West Coast were Adam.
Adam was a much better call than David Lee Roth.
That's true.
It was so funny because he, David Lee,
right, took over our station.
Russ Martin and I were on the one station down here.
David Lee Roth was horrible.
The dream and the prom was before he was on the air were awful.
Such hype coming in.
Oh, nothing. Here's here's literally his promo.
Are you ready?
This weekend, this this coming week, it's going to be David Lee Roth.
Nothing but wow.
That was it.
That was David Lee Roth saying nothing but wow.
And it was nothing but horrible.
It was it's the first time in ratings, if you go below a certain point,
you get what's called a hash mark because they can't read it.
Right. OK.
David Lee Roth got a hash mark in Dallas,
fourth radio and number one station that Stern had taken to number one,
by the way, David Lee Roth got a hash mark.
Very aware, because that was the path I wanted to do is backfill that on radio.
And he when Stern left, he left at the time it was.
Not infinity. Who was it?
C. Well, CBS.
No, before CBS. It was.
Yeah. Anyway, it was doesn't matter.
OK. But the company, Mel Carmeson.
And what was the name of his company?
Infinity. I think it was infinity.
Infinity. OK.
Infinity.
Before CBS. OK.
Yeah. Yeah.
And and.
They left such it left such a bad taste in by the time I got to radio
and you all had already gotten kicked off. Yes.
Russ Martin, correct.
And Big B was in there.
I was telling him what I wanted to do.
And he was like, you need to learn how to talk sports
with that rough tongue of yours, kid, because because we don't want any more
hot talkers were out of the hot talk business.
They were done. They got burned.
They got burned so bad when Stern left that they lost so much money
and he embarrassed them so bad they just flipped that.
That was the beginning of Sports Talk Radio. Huge.
You're right. In a big way. Nationally.
The ticket was already messing with it.
But then the fan came on and CBS flipped that they bought
Infinity sticks.
Anyway, yeah, it was she ruined it for me, Judy.
I didn't do anything.
Yeah, y'all got fired. We got fired.
Why did you get fired? I still remember that day.
That was greatness.
We just re-op your contract.
We just signed a three year contract for more money than I'd ever seen in my life.
Right. Really good money.
And we were about six months in.
There was a lot of other things going on in my co-host's life,
but they came in one day.
Literally walked in and went, here's your piece of paper.
Have a nice life.
And it was a no compete.
It was they had to pay us off.
They had to pay you throughout the contract as if you still work there.
Correct. How much was the contract?
Do you want me to say? It's been a while.
OK, well, it started off at 250,000.
And then it went up every year.
I never stepped foot in the building and I got a raise every year.
And how much was Russ getting paid?
He's probably getting closer to 750.
He never told you?
No, I wouldn't talk about money.
What a jerk.
Well, most people don't talk about money.
It feels weird saying these numbers on the air, actually.
Well, that was 20 years ago.
Years ago, correct.
Yeah, that's a lot of money.
Yeah, it was. Yeah, it was good money, especially did not have to work.
And then you got out of that environment and said, man, I'm a drunk
and I want to stop being a drunk. Correct.
So and I've got this great insurance through CBS radio.
Why don't I go to a fine establishment in Arizona and ride this out?
So how much was the rehab?
Well, back story real quick.
What I told myself is, you know, the only reason I drink the way I do
is because I work with Russ Martin.
If you worked with Russ Martin, you drink too.
And then we no longer work with Russ Martin.
Am I drinking worse?
Not better.
Anyway, for me, the thing is it costs a company
$30,000. It costs me $300.
There's only 30 grand to go to.
How long did you go?
$1,000 a day.
Well, month. Oh, just one month.
Yeah, just one.
I would have asked for more.
Only $1,000 a day.
Yeah, but see, I thought that those things cost a hundred grand,
but I think now they can.
Some of the private ones do.
I went to a.
But you were a celebrity.
Yeah, you should have gone to the.
Like the one that Tiger went to some islands.
So you were in Gen Pop.
Yeah, I was Gen Pop.
Oh, sorry about that.
That got me drinking.
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June 20, Jordan Event Center, Santa Ana, California.
I'm going to do the 20 year celebration of the show there
that morning, and then Corolla is going to come in at the end,
Adam, and we're going to screen the.
He didn't speak in an old radio, K Rock.
Yeah, he and Jimmy Kimmel.
Yep.
They're going to they did a documentary.
Oh, about K Rock.
Yeah. Oh, I would love to see that.
And we're going to screen it publicly, I think the first time
there after the show.
Awesome.
I really want to see that.
June 20, Jordan Event Center.
And I'll put that go to our Facebook page.
John Clay Wolf Show and I'll make sure to keep me there.
And then June 27th will be our final terrestrial broadcast.
And it will be at Gas Monkey Ice House in Dallas.
And I'm going to have the F6 there, the Ferrari.
Really? Yeah.
First, first time public show.
Yeah. Cool.
Well, that video is awesome.
Well, some people didn't think so.
Why?
Well, we want to do this now.
Yeah, I don't want to do it.
Yeah. All right. Hold on, JD.
So why are you?
Oh, you're such an old pro.
Yeah. You jumped the gun.
I mean, like when you were young and having sex, did you just like, did you blow?
Did you die?
Your pants radio 101.
It's called a tease.
I bring it up and you go, hey, that'll be later in the show.
And I go, I can't wait to see it.
But people go, I can't know.
Right. Thank you, daddy.
I know. That's how that works.
OK.
All right. What else is going on?
Top of the hour. Stay tuned.
Stay tuned.
It's coming up later.
And you're wrecking the West Coast hour.
Oh, it's in my screw.
Exactly.
I'm so confused.
I'm catching.
Exactly.
We're on in so many markets, so many times.
I don't know. But we can edit.
Yeah. And we'll learn how about editing.
We can edit.
We can edit.
I can edit.
I can edit.
We can edit. More work from Bobo.
OK.
Mike in Illinois, you got a 55 Chevy truck broken at 47,000 mile driver quality.
Two-wheel drive cameo bed.
Is it long bed or short bed?
Short bed.
What about her?
35350 combo.
How nice on a scale of one to ten.
I tried to tell the guy I had this truck for 20 years,
wearing the same paint.
I consider it like a Menards driver that you can take to a car show.
Menards. Who's that?
Propical turquoise, 57 Chevy.
So, just take it, you know, everybody wants to get on it, take their picture.
Just a nice, nice truck.
The truck or you?
20 year old build.
OK. Go to.
Put this one in GMTV garage dot com also.
Our GMTVCC.
Don't put it in the regular.
You can enter it in the regular.
That's fine.
You take it.
Why? Short of a van.
Yeah, yeah.
That on those ones.
Just go to go to GMTVCC,
which is give me the van classic collector, GMTVCC.com.
Load that thing up. Let me take a look.
Thank you. Remember that one.
All right. Yeah.
Illinois, Illinois.
And he's in Illinois.
Menards is a grocery store.
So he's saying just going to the grocery store type of as Menards in Illinois.
Yeah, yeah. How do you know this?
As you look at it. I remember it.
No, I just when he said it as I got, I think that's a.
How is your road rage training going?
My road rage training is fine.
I thought you had to do some training.
No, there's no training.
It's more self awareness.
Yeah, then anything else.
Not anger management or something.
My own anger management.
Yeah, yeah. No, there's no.
Where did you learn this craft?
Oh, the Northeast for sure.
My dad.
He was.
Was he a was he a road ranger?
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
But it's natural northeast.
I mean, everybody's yelling at everybody.
So you just think it's part of the deal.
You know, when I was my stepdad,
Wall Street, dude, I'd be down in Manhattan with him.
And they start that yelling.
And, you know, I'm from Texas, small town, Texas.
And it's throwdown time.
And so I'm like, I'll boat up as 18 years old.
So I come to fight. Come on.
And he's like, no, no.
I'm like, what do you mean?
You don't talk to each other like that.
I mean, that's that's fighting words.
He's like, no, we never hit each other.
Yeah. Which is like, what?
Well, why? What's the point?
I'll never forget when we went to New York a couple of years ago,
and my wife's never driven there in New York.
I was like, you're going to drive.
I mean, you're going to do this.
Just, you know, hold on.
Just you'll be OK.
So she's the nicest lady in the world.
She is so sweet, right?
Yeah. She's driving.
So you got to be aggressive, though.
So when you get into the lanes, you just go.
I'm yelling, just go, go, go.
Right.
She starts MF in this person.
MF. And I was like, wow.
This is crazy.
Oh, yeah.
You just get into that vibe right away.
Trends, formers.
We proud. Was it a proud moment?
Oh, yeah. Yeah. We were recording it, too.
Somewhere there's a recording of this.
Oh, gosh. Ask her to send that right now.
Now, Bobo will have to edit that.
It sounds like if she's in MFing.
Oh, yeah. No, no, no.
She would not like to see that on MF.
Well, can we just hear it?
That'd be entertaining.
No.
Was your son in the car?
Yeah. He was the one who was recording it.
So it is that what you said there was a moment
with the kid in the car that kind of woke you up and like, I can't.
Oh, that was where I almost ran over some motorcycle.
Because they were blocking the entry.
Yeah. And I was like, I'm trying to get on to the highway.
And apparently these bikers feel like they own the road.
And they are.
And they just block and stop me.
Like, you can't go any further.
Were they doing it on purpose or just accidentally there?
No, they were doing it on purpose
because they had to have their crew.
Sure. Take over the highway.
And I'm like, I'm just driving here.
What the hell's the deal?
And then I was saying a lot more than that.
Just MF and M.
And I'm nudging up and I was almost about to bump the bike.
And I looked over to my right and my son's there.
I was like, I can't do this.
Because this could get really bad.
Yeah. So that was the moment I was like,
I'm going to remember this time because I don't want to have her happen.
Son, you ever killed a Hell's Angels before?
Watch this. Yeah.
Yeah. Because that's a lot of what's going through my head.
I was like, if I do this and I run them over and then.
Oh, yeah.
My dad was terribly short fused.
Terribly short fused.
I can see that.
But he would throw.
The yellow. Oh, yeah.
He would throw it was more than just words.
Yeah. He would pull the car over.
Really?
He kept a pick handle in the back of his car
in the back seat of his Cadillac pick handle.
Damn. You know, the pick is.
Yes. Pick handle.
Yes, I do.
I am.
You know, those those.
I saw him come out of that grab for that thing one time
and come over and slap it across.
Some guy was following. Oh, God.
And he whipped around in the alley
and cracked it across his windshield.
And I got to evolve.
We follow him.
But we don't recommend that
because you're never known these days.
Who's going to have a gun?
I've told him before. Calm down.
Did they not have guns back then?
Yeah, but they didn't.
People didn't carry him and shoot him as quickly as they do today.
Period.
You don't hear the road rage ending up in gunfire
as much as you do now.
Even today, a lot of people just forget
and leave their 45 at home.
You know, who are these people?
That guy apparently hit my car with a pick handle.
Yeah.
Shag. Come on.
Would you?
OK.
Come on, brother.
We don't recommend any of this for anybody.
No, no, no, no.
You know what else we don't recommend picking up snakes?
I'm out here by the ranch.
This is a video.
This is kind of fun, actually.
RFK Jr. This week top viral video of the week.
He's picking up a pair of black snakes.
They're actually mating.
They're having their moment on Dr.
Oz's patio.
You can't make this stuff up.
And he gets bit on the hand.
Have you seen the video?
And you keep kipsking.
Yeah.
And he just shakes it off.
Here's his wife.
We have audio.
OK, number one of his wife going, stop it.
Got one.
They're having sex.
And what were they?
Oh, sex.
Stop it, kid.
Who's a teacher?
Can you hit pause?
I want to understand.
So we're sure this is audio medium.
Correct.
Which is difficult to begin with.
I got you.
And we're going to play a video of snakes having sex.
Yes.
OK, to hand me.
Let me.
I need some drugs.
And I need to get in a yoga stance
so that I can visualize as well.
Now you're talking.
Go ahead.
Imagine what it's like a man picking up
two snakes that are already busy, and they're angry,
and they're biting him.
OK.
And this video is going to be on John Clay Wolf's show.
It's a JCW show.com.
JCW show.com.
Yeah.
Are they fighting?
Yeah.
What's not up there now?
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Come on, Tommy.
Come on, Tommy.
Tommy, put it up.
That's crazy.
They showed that all week long.
He's a real animal lover, Robert F. Kennedy.
That's crazy.
I can't imagine picking up any snake.
Why?
What was he doing?
He's just trying to move them?
I just going to get them off the porch,
because they were on Dr. Oz's porch.
You hanging up with the Dr. Oz?
You think he's just trying to be a tough guy?
Yeah, absolutely.
We try to.
Why else you videotape it?
I think he may be a lot more outdoorsy than we realize.
Oh, he's very outdoorsy.
With all the stuff we've heard about.
He's made it very clear.
Hey, this is one of my favorite parts of the show,
especially with Phil Ines.
OK.
Hey, Tommy.
Oh, no.
Are you on the mic?
Video, Tommy?
Did you pass out?
Did you struggle?
Yes, hi, hello.
Are you having technical difficulties?
Yes, I'm working on the cameras right now.
OK.
Because I just see a logo on the screen.
There was no snakes having sex.
I also don't have the cut of the snakes having sex.
OK.
I don't see that video clip.
Tell me about your issues.
Like, what's going on in your life right now?
Why can't you not push a button and the cameras go live?
There you go.
Because the cameras were resetting.
And so instead of just a freeze frame, I just had the logo going.
That's not the worst idea ever.
Did you play the Roadhouse last night?
No, not last night.
No, so.
Are you doing it tonight?
No, I got a gig in outside Weatherford at a club
called Gators tonight.
Gators.
What about next weekend?
Next Saturday, we have a gig at Warren's backyard in Grandbury.
What about Friday night?
We don't have anything on the books currently for Friday now.
So have you reached a point in your career
that you're too damn good?
So I mean, we talked about this.
You're already coming all the way out here.
Why don't you play the Roadhouse next Friday night?
No, yeah.
And I talked to the guys about it, too.
It's just we got two gigs this weekend and one gig
next weekend already.
They're going to be tired.
They just want a little bit of a break.
Are you kidding me?
Are you serious?
I mean, I can talk to him again.
Tommy, can I offer you something?
A lot of times the end of this conversation occurs
when you say this precise phrase, what does it pay?
Oh, that's a good point.
Just try.
Just give it a try.
How many people can you bring?
Hmm.
What's your question?
I mean, we usually do a pretty good turnout,
but that's usually Grandbury, Weatherford.
I mean, I'll see what we can bring out to one another.
That's fine.
And what's the name of the band?
The Tall Boys.
Tall Boys.
You don't look like the kind of guy that would have the name
of a band as the Tall Boys.
But I can't tell you.
What is the good name?
Tommy, I can make all the fun of your video operations
all day long, but you will never hear me make fun
of your guitar playing.
No, yeah, he's good.
Because you're good.
I mean, you're.
I appreciate it.
Thank you.
You're better than good.
And that's why I want the Tall Boys out.
So why wouldn't you take an opportunity to be publicized
here on National Radio and have a gig next Friday?
I mean, like, do the other Gators,
do they have a National Radio show and a huge national presence?
They definitely do not.
It's just been on the books for a couple months.
Something to think about.
I don't know if we'll be with the Tall Boys or not.
I just got cut again.
Damn, who that over there always yelling?
She might be my type.
She nasty.
We're the trailer park flair and trailer park grace.
The trailer park hair and the trailer park face.
It's George Bulldog is a real firecracker.
It's George Bulldog's built like a linebacker.
The big lie she tells ain't a lesson base.
It's the fact that the curtains don't master drapes.
The teeth she gon' ask like hoax she don't smash.
She the poster child for all this white trash.
She a little bleach blonde bad built butch body.
She talk illuminati, snizic glitterati.
In Congress, she is 90 red next.
She a hidey, she so squatted.
She could proudly dead lift a myzerati.
She a little bleach blonde bad built butch body.
She a little bleach blonde bad built butch body.
She a little bleach blonde bad built butch body.
Pre-K, what was your inspiration?
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Rush Limbaugh speaking of, I'm glad you joined us this morning.
Can you give us a catch up?
Not pass the catch up, can you catch me up on the straight of our moose?
Over in Iran?
Yes.
You know, last 20 years or so.
And I blame Christiana Amapur, the CNN foreign affairs correspondent.
You know, look, out of folks who are pronouncing the name of the country, Iran.
Which is fine and I understand is correct.
But doesn't it feel better when you just say Iran?
Straight of our moose, Iran.
Iran.
That's where the shipping comes and goes with three quarters of the world's petroleum.
Correct.
Output, correct?
Right.
They make a lot of oil over there.
They don't make a lot of, well yes, they do over there.
But that passes through.
Yes.
I was talking to one of my favorite statesmen.
Yeah.
And I'm glad he's here in heaven with us.
Richard Milhouse Nixon.
Wow.
The other day plays the mean game of backgammon.
Is it really?
My God, man.
You wouldn't think it.
You wouldn't think you could lose a game of backgammon in three and a half minutes.
You wouldn't think.
Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap.
Done.
He's good on those dice.
Gotcha.
He's great with those dice.
He told me.
What is that?
El Rushbo.
Straight of her moves will be open.
Really?
By noon.
Mark my words, folks.
You heard it here first.
Okay.
Noon on Tuesday.
Oh.
Just coming Tuesday.
I'm not, he didn't say this coming Tuesday.
Ah.
Got you.
Look.
What?
I think, I trust Dickie.
Oh, sure.
What he says.
No, it's tricky as he used to be.
What he says Tuesday at noon.
Right.
I believe he means Tuesday at noon.
All right.
I'd be looking this week, in fact, you can place bets on that kind of thing.
Oh, yeah, you can.
Poly market.
What?
Poly what?
Poly market, yeah.
Oh, is that right?
Yeah.
I used to take a train to the, to the CD side of town, find a pool hall, a little bet with
you on anything.
Yeah.
What's it called again?
Poly market.
You can go on there and bet when it's going to open.
You can ask Dick about that.
That sounds like a great idea.
Hmm.
Thank you, Rush.
I don't know what he said.
I asked him for an update.
So is it clear?
No, no.
It's not clear.
I think he said it would be clear on Tuesday at noon.
No, but not which Tuesday.
Trump is demanding unrestricted shipping and Iran's going, nah.
How did they really?
Just kicking the can down the.
They're going, nah.
Yeah.
Okay.
We absolutely positively agree with you.
Wait a minute.
Nah.
Wow.
He keeps, I don't want to go to world war, right?
But he keeps making these deadlines when they keep calling his bluff.
Of course.
So what's going to happen?
This is.
Get a rest.
Rush, what's going to happen?
I got.
You're on your own.
Oh, great.
Excuse me.
Okay.
I just got back from the bathroom.
That was quick.
You know, everything in heaven is great.
Okay.
I'm not so good.
Bathrooms are bad.
Not so good.
Wow.
Rush, what's going to happen?
With what?
He was in the bathroom when you asked.
With all the bluffs and all the deadlines with Trump telling Iran.
Oh, the Iran thing.
Yes.
I think.
I think.
I think.
I think.
I think.
I think.
I think.
I think.
I think.
I think.
Yes.
I think.
If you ask me.
Which is just a prediction.
I've done this before and sometimes I'm pretty good.
Okay.
You'll look back at my my storied career.
How much get some broadcasting network gets the golden microphone.
Hey, what?
For Christ's sake, what's going to happen?
Elon Musk is going to get involved.
Oh, okay.
All right.
I really do.
Because one thing he hasn't mastered yet.
Sailing the seas.
Thank you, Rush.
I picture a big boat.
Somebody get a cane and get him out of here.
Yes.
Four robots.
We're going to let them fight the war for us.
So you want to think about somebody getting involved from the outside into sports.
Monday at 9pm.
Thanks for that.
That's what that's what Nixon told me.
All right.
I want to cover this Texas tech.
Oh, yeah.
I think we're going to do the Texas thing.
Should we do it?
Oh, we need to do back tracks.
I think we do the tech thing here.
Okay, let's do it.
Back tracks is only a five minutes left.
Texas tech quarterback Brandon Swarsby is currently facing NCAA
in eligibility after being investigated for what I say.
Something wrong.
Yes.
What I say.
It's fine.
You're just you're just you're not a football guy.
No, everybody knows that.
You're just reading a story that is not nearly as interesting as the story that popped up
yesterday with Cody Campbell.
You don't screw these guys, JD.
You're doing fine.
Ineligibility.
I said that.
Ineligibility.
Seven syllables, John.
I'm not reading anything.
Perfectly.
I'm communicating with the listeners through the magic of radio.
So after being investigated for placing thousands of sports bets, so this is not what you
want to talk about.
You know, you're good.
Go ahead.
We'll get to mine in a minute.
Okay.
Thousands of sports bets, including bets he made while he was on the team there at Indiana.
He got in trouble for that.
Yeah.
Here's cut number three.
He was the big money transfer for Texas Tech football this off season transferred right
after the season ended before the national championship game had even been played.
It was known he was going to be this big money NIL pickup for Texas Tech to take over as
their quarterback.
And it has kind of all gone sideways ever since.
Right.
Because the NCAA has obviously drawn a line around draft kings and fan duals specifically
to make sure that those entities aren't involved.
But in regards to Swarsby, again, this is a kid who entered a residential treatment program.
He's done what you would expect from someone that has a gambling addiction to try and clean
things up and he's trying to patch his image to some degree.
The question is he's got a contract technically with Texas Tech and IEL deal $5 million to
be the guy at Texas Tech.
But there's so many hurdles that he has to clear to even get back on the field, whether
it's the NCAA or the NFL.
Well, the first hurdle he has to clear is Texas Tech versus University of Texas September
2nd.
If that deal goes down, what do you think the odds are?
See, here's what happened, Judy.
Okay.
Yesterday.
Steve Sarkeesian Sarke-Sark, how do you pronounce it?
He mentioned that they're better than Texas Tech.
Right?
No, he said they have a soft schedule.
Right.
That's what he said.
And what you do, you trash talk.
I understand, but they're not in the same conference anymore.
So Texas Tech gets on the air on what's his name show.
Who's the big sports guy right now?
I'm talking about Pat McAfee.
Pat McAfee show.
I love the show.
And it's Cody Campbell, who I know, not great friends, but I know him decent.
And, and he gets on, he's a big donor of tech.
And he says that we have balls and they are steers.
Oh, here we go.
And I will personally do the buyout contracts for our first week because both Texas and
Texas Tech, both UT and Texas Tech are playing easy games the first game of the year with,
you know, small schools.
So if they cancel those games, they have to pay a fee to those schools for the cancellation.
And he said, I will pay the buyout contracts for you and us for our first scheduled games
to play you, Texas.
He called him out, said, let's scrub our schedule.
Let's clear our games for the first game of the year.
I'll pay the fee for both of us to cancel those games and I'll take your ass on.
Wow.
And I'm going to be at either tech or a neutral site.
That was their stipulation.
AT&T would be awesome.
It would be so full.
Yeah.
Why can't they play in Austin?
It's because that's not how anyone works because he's the one that's paying the money.
He wants it at tech.
Yeah, no home.
That's pretty nut filled offer there.
No steer in your window.
Right.
He said, we are bulls, y'all are steers.
I mean, Texas is kind of has to take the offer.
I mean, he'd left him no out.
Not only will I pay our buyout clause for James Madison, not James Madison, but you
know, Abilene Christian or whoever we're playing, I'll pay your buyout clause.
That's ballsy, man.
Man, that's way ballsy.
But is he going to have a quarterback?
Is tech going to have a quarterback to play them?
There's a question.
That's he's got all this online and he must feel real confident that the courts are going
to say, you know what?
He can play because I don't know.
You bet $90,000 and you have a gambling addiction and betting on teams that you play on.
Yeah, you're going to let you play.
Woo.
That's a, you're opening up a can of worms.
You let them do that.
Would that be a first time for the NCAA?
If he does get back up?
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, they've been trying to take a hard line on this and for them to go ahead and let
him do this, I would be surprised.
But you know what?
Money talks.
If you got good lawyers and stuff like that.
What?
You know, Pete Rose, you know.
Yeah.
That's the standard for this in professional sports and the NCAA, I mean, has got a line.
This is a line they've never crossed for a college athlete.
Correct.
I mean, he's any, oh, I know he's saying that he's recovering and all that and, but if
you're going to be playing a college sport and you don't think you're going to be tempted
again, I mean, come on.
It's like working in a bar.
Yeah.
As an alcoholic.
As an alcoholic, JD.
Do you go to a bar?
I don't.
I don't certainly wouldn't work there.
Yeah.
So yeah, he's going to be working in a sport in a bar.
That he gambles on the end now.
Yeah.
I don't think so.
I would be shocked, but I would do, I would do a lot of to see Texas play Texas Tech.
That'd be great.
It would be great.
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Jerry and PA 55 Bell Air, 2-door 4-door.
Yeah, hello.
Hey, is it a 2-door or 4-door?
Oh, 2-door, of course.
I know, but you never know.
Yeah, you never know.
So it's a fresh resto body off, the whole works.
It's got a small block.
It's a four speed.
Right, what about the wheel?
What about the wheels and the stance?
It's been lowered two inches in the front.
It's got pocketed leaf springs in the back.
I guess you know what that means.
The leaf spring's been moved in so you could put a pocket into the frame so you could get
a little bigger wheel and tire back there.
It is not many tubbed.
Good, good, that's fine.
You can't get crazy.
Yeah, and when you say a fresh resto, it was done about 10 years ago.
It's got about 7,000 miles on it.
It's a 400 small block with cam and heads.
Does it idle rough or is it okay?
It idles fine.
It drives fine.
It looks gasoline though.
Right, four miles gales.
On the drive.
Do this, go to GMTVCC, which is give me the vinclassiccollector.com and load that thing up.
It says you want 60 for it and you're not scaring me off.
I don't know if I'm going to get to 60 but I might make you an offer good enough to get it bought.
Okay, and can I tell you about another vehicle I have or?
Just real quick.
Alright, 1954 Chevy Pickup five window.
I've had it 40 years.
It's an Air Force 20 years.
I bought it in California as my daily driver.
I drove it to Pennsylvania when I retired.
It's a 235 stove bolt 63 speed on the column, foot starter, 12 volt conversion, pretty stock truck.
How long ago was it restored or has it ever been restored?
It's never been restored.
I bought it 40 years ago when our station in California had a Mako type paint job put on it and had a Votech school painting.
So it would be a good candidate for a restoration?
Yeah, it would and some car guys told me it's too nice by a rougher one.
I mean, it's a 10 footer for sure.
Is it 10 grand?
No.
Is it 15?
No, it's probably, I'm thinking, you know, I watched that market pretty close.
I'm thinking 20 to 25 is an easy sell.
Load that one up too.
I'll take a look, but you know, it costs that much to paint that truck.
Yeah, yeah.
And it's got to make a paint job.
It's not patina, it's not patina, but if you know, you took a little cleanser and a Scotch Bright to it, it'd be a nice good looking.
Or you could take a buffing wheel and compound and just rip all the paint off of it when you try to clean it up because that happens too.
Hey, Jerry, thanks for calling in. Load them into GMTVCC.com.
I'm looking forward to seeing it.
John, in Florida, your 70 Super B, you emailed us a minute ago, I believe, and I forwarded that to my guy already.
Is that right?
Oh, okay.
Yep, I got it.
45 grand. What motors in it?
It's got a 440 in it with a mild cam.
Sticker, Matic and pistol grip?
Automatic.
If you don't do 45 as a clone with an automatic, it won't do it.
But it might do 30 or 35.
So if you take that for it, when he calls you, answer the phone.
If you won't, don't answer the phone, I wouldn't.
Now, he's a really nice guy. His name's Mike Thompson.
The guy sent you the number to him.
He's on the West Coast, so he won't be waking up for a little bit.
But he's a guru.
My name's John Clay.
Will you see that car at the 5150 Mopar event that's going on?
Dallas, Texas guys.
It's going on an hour away right now.
Celeste, Texas.
There is a Mopar car show going on.
These friends of mine at Mopar's 5150
did their own little Walnut Springs thing
in Celeste, Texas out by Greenville.
And they're doing their car show today.
And they have beautiful, like if you want to see
real super birds and real hemicutas and all that stuff.
And you don't just have to have those.
Bring any car out there.
Go to Celeste, Texas right now.
Get on the road. Mopar's 5150.
They're having their car show.
My name's John Clay. We'll be right back.
We have three noodles from the Dollar Tree
and the pasta sauce from the Dollar Tree
and the Italian seasoning from the Dollar Tree.
And if you want to join us for dinner,
bring your favorite wine over please.
It's not limited to only white people,
but Anglo-Saxons love it the most.
Yes, it's white people pasta night.
Now, back to the John Clay Wolf Show.
The white people pasta.
How was that?
It's not good is what it is. It's prego sauce.
Not in my house, Jack.
Oh, no, not in mine either. Trust me.
Hey, some dates.
Next weekend at the Roadhouse,
we will have a live auction for this Mopar buy
that we did out of Houston in this Alabama buy
that we did out of around Talladega.
Go to GMTVActions.com.
GMTVActions.com.
If you're a YouTube follower and you've been wondering
when these cars are going to get sold,
they're online right now.
And you can do like the slow bidding in the noon
after the show next Saturday.
We will have a live auction year come in
and auction off the end of the auctions.
And it's going to be on the biggest screen
you can find in this county.
So we'll be doing the show from the Walnut Springs Roadhouse
at 8 a.m. next Saturday and at 12
when we're done, we are starting the auction.
And you can go to GMTVActions.com
if you want to get some great deals on cars.
And this is open to the public, right?
Yeah, this is open to the public.
That's cool.
Yeah, first time ever.
Jordan Events Center June 20th.
Oh, yeah, well, I don't need to talk about that right now
because we're not on an LA yet.
That starts in an hour.
Podcast with Jay Leno, July 25th at Jay Leno's garage.
Gas Monkey June 27th,
our 20-year celebration of the show here
and our final terrestrial broadcast.
And we will be unveiling the F6 to the public.
So come check out Richard and I's creation
at Gas Monkey Ice House, celebrate 20 years of the show
and a, what do you say, goodbye to the terrestrial broadcast.
And we will be announcing our next move.
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Join the Wolf Pack so that we can send out a blast,
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and what our next move is.
Bring your old transistor radio out there.
We're going to pile them up and smash them.
Oh, it'd be like the disco thing?
Disco, yeah, because we're destroying terrestrial radios.
Oh, come on.
What a bad, bad, that's Michael Turley, everybody.
I love my little transistor radio, man.
JD, will you give anything?
All right, we have all kinds of stuff.
What would you like to talk about?
Hang on, I've got a more important news person
in front of you.
Oh, yeah.
Speech and pediment Terrence, are you with us?
Oh, gosh, get closer to the microphone's
speech and pediment Terrence.
I'll go right here.
Okay, tell me what's in the news.
What's in the news?
Let's go through it.
Well, okay, very quick.
I can take you back.
Let's say, okay.
Hello, are you there?
Yeah, loud and clear.
Teen escaped.
Teen escaped the ledger kidnapping.
And John, John, his name was John Morta.
He'd been arrested and maintained.
Okay.
And tell the death pro-rises and Dallas explosion.
That's news story too.
News and I, oh, you know, US and Iran exchange.
Hey, speech and pediment Terrence,
speech and pediment Terrence.
I love the rapid fire news delivery you're doing.
Yes.
So you do like one and then say two so that we know you're
moving to a different story and just call off the numbers
of the stories.
So let's do story number two again.
I don't know.
Monday, Marilyn Monroe, the best story about her,
she'll be a hundred years old.
Happy.
She was alive to be a hundred years old.
Story number four.
Oh, story of baby gorilla was born.
And then you must see sex.
There you go.
Story number five.
Adam.
Okay.
I'm hello.
You told the.
Oh, so the all member of yogurt shop murders.
Absolutely.
And that was an attack.
That thing was the men got, they got a quitter.
Why would we call that word?
But they can not million for being in jail since nineteen
99 the four thing was and then the first,
first, first story number seven sports.
That dude doing her dog's first verse and then these nuns
that were with the spurs.
And okay.
What a big hammock is, but from President Trump,
one, his new face on the hundred.
Okay.
250 new bill maybe.
So in the judge's nose, you also can't get your name written
on the judge's that remove Trump's name off the Kennedy's
speech and pediment.
Terrence.
That was awesome.
Thank you.
You got through it wonderfully.
You're an officer and a gentleman.
Enjoy Austin, Texas this morning.
You know, we're all going to hell right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
With the enthusiasm that he displays there.
Yes.
Very delivery.
Yes.
Remember when you asked him to do something with somebody's
wedding, do the vows or something?
Yeah.
Yeah.
He gets excited.
It's excited.
What?
He tried to explain to us.
I never quite understand what happened to him.
I will never know.
It's probably better off.
Now I know his girlfriend stabbed him years ago.
Hit him in the head with an astray.
Yep.
I mean, there's a lot of things that happened to him.
But he said that didn't make him.
He didn't mess up his speech.
I guess.
I don't know if it's.
His brain's all there.
It just has trouble getting it out.
Right.
I don't know.
Dude, I'm telling you.
I know that you'll think that we're going to hell, but this guy,
we've talked to him off here before.
He loves.
He's a real guy.
He loves doing it.
Of course he is.
He's the highlight of his week.
And mine.
Saves you from work, right?
I love it.
That's great.
That was some rapid fire news delivery.
I need to go home.
I can't even begin to follow that.
Okay.
My name is John Clay Wolf.
That was speech impediment.
Terrence, his name is speech impediment.
JD Ryan, Bobbo, Pre K, Turley.
We'll be right back.
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Tomorrow morning, by the way, cars, coffee, quesadillas, GMTV garage, Walnut Springs, Texas.
I'll be there at nine with the fire chicken.
We'll walk across the street after we look at some cars.
I got some cool stuff in the garage.
I'm going to be at the busking cantina, hop on the road and do the crazy eight road tour.
This is very low key.
This is just, really, it's just what I do on Sunday mornings.
If you want to come along, come along.
If you've been waiting three years to look at the fire chicken, here's your opportunity.
It'll be tomorrow morning.
In action.
It's done.
Absolutely.
It's done.
It's done.
It's done.
It's done.
Nice.
It's done.
I mean, I'm told them a lot of things, but I think they finally listened to me this week.
Yeah, I'm taking the fire chicken on the road tour tomorrow and we're going to do that.
It's fun.
You know, it's just, I can't stress how low key that is.
That is not me being your host.
That is not me selling anything.
That is, hey, I'm going to go for a drive.
I want to come along.
Come along.
So don't bug him about anything.
Nope.
No.
If you want to sell something, we'll talk about it.
But I'm off work.
There you go.
I'm checked out.
Pure fun.
I'm one of you.
And that's it.
Okay.
Uh, something else.
I had another, I got so many damn announcements.
Oh, gas, gas monkey.
Our final show in 20th anniversary, June 27th at gas monkey and the F six will be there.
Oh, the good news is Richard's not going to be there.
What?
Why?
So we got the place to ourselves.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
I'll finally get to drive my car.
The F six and the one time, right?
Okay.
He's got a gig.
He's doing a car show in middle of that day.
Okay.
Wow.
He gets paid pretty big to go to these car shows.
Yep.
Jordan event.
What else?
There was something else.
Cars and coffee in the morning.
The Mopar event on the six.
Oh, again.
So the next weekend, we're going to do the show from the Walnut Springs Roadhouse and
then that auction GMTV auctions, our first public auction.
If you go to GMTV auctions right now, that big Mopar by by we did in Houston in the Alabama
by we did the YouTube listeners, you've seen that that will be auctioned off both of those
next after the show Saturday, but go to GMTV auctions right now to look at those cars.
GMTV auctions and you pre register to be able to bid.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
And but if you want to come in person and get a registration tag, you can do.
So they'll be bidding them on simulcast, like the button all over the country.
And then but if you're the auctioneer will be Cody will be at the roadhouse.
Oh, that's cool.
So so like it'll be auction the lots off digitally, just like we do it man.
Yeah.
So there'll be a simulcast board in but guys that want to hang out and do it in person
come in and you'll have a better numbering.
Raise your hand.
Yeah.
You're going to be a Yip guy.
Yep.
Maybe I haven't thought about that.
Eddie Ray, what are you doing?
You can come be the Yip man.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Okay.
And get down under.
It's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard Jenny Ryan.
And we have video of this one and you want to see the video get a JCW show dot com.
And you remember the Florida woman.
She got a traffic citation cop said she was texting with her right hand.
That's great.
Oh, yeah.
This is great.
Pull her over.
So I saw you holding your phone with your right hand problem is she didn't have a right
hand.
She's a amputee.
She didn't.
She goes, you saw me with my right hand, right?
Here's the audio.
Right.
We have no left video going up on JCW show dot com.
Can I write?
You drove past me holding the phone with your right hand manipulating the phone.
I mean, I saw you.
So you just call this a day.
I don't want to call it a day.
You had a hand.
Manipulated.
You just said my right hand.
I thought I saw you with my right hand.
You had a hand.
So you didn't.
With the right hand, perhaps not.
You didn't.
You didn't.
You didn't.
You didn't.
You didn't.
You didn't.
You didn't.
You didn't see me with my right hand, perhaps not, right?
But you didn't see me with my right hand.
So are you saying that you saw me with my right hand?
I know what I just said.
I know what I just said.
I'm asking you now, did you, did you, or not how are you funny?
I did not.
You did not have any funny hands.
You did not have any funny hands.
You did not have any funny hands.
End of God.
End of God.
She's holding her nub up in the air saying, end of God.
So how does that video get released?
Yeah, I'm surprised the police department released it.
Yeah, it was his body cam.
That's what a couple of months ago, they, they, it finally came to trial.
trial. Yeah, judge dropped her ticket and they just released the body cam footage this week.
That's why because it went to trial. Awesome. That's awesome. What else happened in Florida this
week? Good morning Florida by the way. Let's see what else happened. 33 year old man in Florida
named Clayton Warren. Did you guys know Pokemon cards or still a thing? Oh, very expensive.
I just thought that kind of came in really. Apparently not. This Clayton Warren broke into a
comics slash gamer store. 11 night stole $12,000 worth of these Pokemon cards. Here's the owner
talking about the theft cut number nine. He went home or wherever he went came back about an hour
and a half with a chainsaw and just kind of walks like he knew exactly where to go open the doors
like he knew that we didn't have a lock on it. Unfortunately, the good news is none of the glass
inside of the place, but they did indeed steal about between 10 to 15,000 in Pokemon cards.
Unfortunately, we are getting targeted as trading card game stores kind of like a jewelry store
because they know we have valuable inventory in the store. What's interesting is the very
minute the customers found out that this was a theft, they rushed over to try to help as much
as they could. Cut number nine point two. I ran over there because I'm a healing monk to try and
help, but obviously my magic wasn't strong enough. So my friend decided to try to use a necromancer
spell, which didn't work, which I knew it wouldn't. And apparently we contaminated the crime scene
because that spell uses a lot of glitter. Yeah, that's you see the guy in the video,
his throwing motions not very strong. You know, he's not athletic at all. Pokemon is so worth
anything. That's so weird. I don't know, man. They're there. It's millions of dollars. It's crazy.
He has a huge collection of them too. So yeah, I don't know. I don't get it. I don't either. Never
to get cars. I mean, back tracks. Okay, good. Oh boy. Do we have more? Nope. Okay. We got four
minutes and then it's the top of the hour. So yeah, but we can load them. We can. Oh, it's the top.
Yeah. Oh God, you people. I'm done. I just want to do the back track. I don't care if it's a soft
top or a hard top. I just want to hear some hard rock. That was the best caller ever.
God, that was like 14 years ago. I've been doing this a long time.
I don't care if you like the hard top or a soft top. I want to hear some hard rock.
Or this lady. How long are we going to be on? I want to listen to some music.
Right. I don't even remember that. Oh yeah. How long was that? 10 years ago at least. One more time.
How long are we going to be on? I want to listen to some music. Was that before they had Spotify
and Apple music and you could pick your own? Dude, that was going on 15 years ago. That was
like 2010 or 11. Yeah. That was in the old studio and we were still on those. I remember
which stations those are. Yeah, they did not like their music being taken over like this guy either.
I don't care if you like the hard top or a soft top. I want to hear some hard rock.
So bad. Does he know he still lives on? Yeah. He probably has a different voice now because he
sounded like he's about 14 right there. He's out there so many. This has been quite the journey,
dude. I mean, started in Wichita Falls, Texas, then moved back home to Fort Worth. But you guys
run every day in Wichita? Yes. Every day. And from 12 to 1, the daily nooner and then and also
weekend. So I was doing six days a week. And then we started on the fan in Dallas and I was the
fluffer for Rodney. Is that guy's name? Anderson. The mortgage guy. Anderson. I was his fluffer. So
we were 7 a.m. to 9. Get the phones warmed up. Yeah, get them going. And then we added Houston,
ESPN, 97.5. Yeah. And then we added, oh, we had Amarillo the whole time. And you're still doing
the nooner because that's when I joined. We're still doing the nooner. That's right. Yeah. I
remember that. It was an interesting show. In Washbaugh. Yeah. May he rest in peace. Yeah. Amen.
Washbaugh died. I was explaining to my son the other day because he's getting in the party mode
a little bit. Okay. And he's like, I was like, where are you boys going tonight? Oh, so and so
is having a party. You know, Bobo's having a party. I was like, you say Bobo like he's a party guy.
I was like, yeah, he has people over. I'm like, okay, so is Bobo the guy that has parties every
weekend at different houses and charges a cover charge to get in? Is it like 20 bucks? How'd you
know? How did I know? Like, come on, dude. Right. It was Hooter in my grade. Oh, Hooter. Hooter was
the party dude. His mom let us bring the kegs to her backyard. That tracks extremely well. Sure. I
can see it. So then I and but they had they had one in the hood last weekend. And the parents were
the people charging the cover. I said, hey, I said no more Como parties. That's that's a pretty
hard hood and the fourth area said do not I don't put a lot of rules up. Do not ever go to a party
like that and Como ever again. I had a friend Scott Fortney got shot at the water burger right
there with us where the it was a Scott. Yeah, I think so. And I think John Renfrow was driving.
Anyway, that and I was like, it's not that people in the house, it's the people in the streets
waiting for cute little white boys and girls to come out. Then it's not a good thing. Not a good
place to be. No, it's interesting. It's because I used to drive through there every day and night
from the old studio. And it really is a different place at night. It really is quite interesting.
It is what you see on television. Mandy, remember Mandy? Yep. She had a flat tire
at the youth center at the end of Horn, where it meets Vickery right there with the old
Klee bag hotel across the street at about nine at night. That's not a good time to call me and I
came down with her exhibition. And all she had was to come with Jack. You never you never
cracked. I'm trying to crank that deal up. This is a key to get that. Yeah. Start hearing the
carts coming down the road there. The shopping cart guys. Yes. So all those kids,
then my wife's like, there's a bunch of guys outside. They never getting. And then we look
up and they're all upstairs. I'm like, Hey man, your friends are all welcome here. But you're not
doing this pre party at my house. What do you mean? Just what I said, we're not doing pre party.
I know what a pre party is. I said, you can't be drinking at our house. And then y'all going
out. That ain't happening. We're not drinking. I'm like, cool. But you're not.
You're still not. All right, boys. Time to go. That's what I heard. And then real quick, my youngest son.
So next morning, the kitchen is, you know what? I'll tell the story when I get back. It's funny.
All right. Be right back.
You.
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So back to the story. Good morning, everybody. I think we're just joining California and Vegas
right now. What was I talking about? Oh, my kid having the pre party at our house before they went
out to the high school party where they charged the fee. And you'd have to grab the podcast today.
It goes up at noon. Oh, no, it goes up at four when the audio podcast or watch it on YouTube.
If you want to catch the last part of the story, we just did. But anyway,
so some of the friends came home with them. These are juniors in high school.
And the next morning we get up in the house, reeks of burnt. It's like there was a fire.
And wife gets opens the trash compactor in them. It's full.
So we have a couple of noodles, soup in a cup, noodles in a cup. So one of the boys in the middle
of the night gets up and takes a cup of noodles, puts it in the microwave. He might have put it in
there for five minutes. But he didn't put any water in it. No water. So it starts bellowing
out black smoke and it stained all the cabinets in the whole house is like stained with the smell.
Oh, that's bad. It's real bad. Yeah. And so. And didn't smell the smoke alarms.
That's a good point. Okay, great. Maybe this mow go alarms don't work. So that's a very good point.
So the wife goes upstairs and jumps on the junior and high schoolers case. And they're like, what are
you talking about? One of your friends, you know, of course, and it wasn't in come to find out the
sixth grader had a friend over to. Oh, and that kid got up and did it. Gotcha. So the poor high
school kids catch a bunch of that. Yeah, he didn't do it. But the kids, the kid comes from a
restaurant family. His dad is a chef. So he has been served too much. He needs to learn how to
prep a little better. Yeah. Right. We don't do a cup of soup in my home. Well, not what we do.
Just fine. Oh, he doesn't. He doesn't. Oh, he doesn't know. Now you got to put water in it,
kiddo. Yeah. Did you tell the dad? I'm sure he did not tell the dad because I don't I figured
it would just air out. Yeah. And we unstained the cabinets, but there's yellow on it. So we're
going to repaint the cabinets. We're going to repaint the cabinets. Oh, I wasn't saying for that.
I'll say more of just, Hey, your kid doesn't know how to cook. I didn't want to embarrass him. Okay,
right. That sounds busy. But your wife will love that. Janetta loves she I'm sure she loves to
paint, decorate and design and write. Surely. John's looking at you like why are you giving her
ideas? No, she's not happy at all. I'm going to buy some accessories. I actually called the
insurance company to see. I mean, if the house is stained with the smoke smell, I mean, it got into
the fabrics, the couches, it's bad. Oh man. Yep. Really? Yep. Wow. Well, firearms didn't go off
so the fire alarms obviously don't work. Now the other I didn't even think of that until now.
And the insurance will cover it. If this won't go away. So she's got the doors open trying to air
it out. It's been two and a half days now. But it might be a problem. Can I make suggestions? Sure.
Before you lay a claim? Yeah. Yeah. Change those batteries. Okay. Because they're going to check that.
I'm just telling you don't ask me why I know, but they're going to check that.
Sure. Like the Instagram chippers. Yep. Does the insurance not pay if the fire alarm didn't go off?
They probably find a reason why not to. Yeah. If you ever listen to that whole show,
you know, yours truly Johnny dollar. Those insurance investigators are. Yeah. Yes. Yes, sir.
Back tracks. Let's do it. Oh boy. So I'll let you handle it, Bob. This is a crazy story and I've
never heard this before, but I look for a day in history. It was this day in 1977. Okay. Listen
closely. London Evening Standard reported Led Zeppelin singer Robert Plant had been arrested
in Atlanta, Georgia on charges of drunkenness and carrying a knife at Hart's Field International
Delta Airlines Crown Room Lounge. Remember they had those in the 70s? He was taken to the Atlanta
City Jail and find $75 for being drunk and disorderly. This was a big story in England.
Here's the amazing part. Robert Plant was at his home in Wales at the time of the incident.
The person arrested turned out to be a 19 year old man impersonating Robert Plant at the airport
in Atlanta. True story. British tabloids, including the London Evening Standard,
issued immediate apologies in light of the bizarre situation. This is 1977. Yeah. Right. This is
pretty soon after the release of Led Zeppelin IV, I think. Okay. A lot of interviews, a lot of press
going on. They were touring almost constantly. Every interview Robert Plant did for like 18 months
brought this up. He was really, really pissed that his name came up with the word arrest in the
article over and over and over. That actually happened. So we got a couple of Robert Plant solo
tracks. We're going to play them backwards for you. If you can call and correctly identify these
two songs, you win free merch from the John Clay Woolshows page online. And I've got some Robert
Plant music on CD, a couple of different ones, including the Page and Plant album. You can
win from Born Late Records. Cut one.
Cut two.
I'm looking at the answers. I would have gotten number one. I would not have gotten number two.
But I didn't, I've never even seen the name of that song in my life. That was like 92, 93, I think.
Cut one. Cut two.
800-800-7234-800-800 Radio Call In and tell us the name of those two Robert Plant songs we ran
backwards and you win the stuff. One more time. Cut one. Cut two.
While we're waiting on the callers at 800-800-Radio, do identify the backtrack song of the week.
Mike and Marilyn, are you there?
Yes, Mike. How are you doing, John?
Good. I see the, I see the nature of your question. I'm going to let Turley handle this one.
Mike, go ahead. It's Mike and Mike right here.
Okay. Go ahead, Mike.
All right. Here you go. Mike and I. All right. I'm in Maryland. My son's graduating from the
Naval Academy. He's going to the airport. He's going into pilot school. So I saw me and him
were in the hot rod and I'm all into like the American graffiti, like Ford and Chevy 32.
Mike, get to the point.
35. It's like three window, five window coupes. Okay.
All right. And I thought I can't buy him an F14 or an F16 unless you got one for sale.
I thought, you know, me and him, I'd buy him something nice for his graduation from the
Naval Academy and some Sunday kind of drive. Now I know in Southern Maryland, they do have
some car shows that I've been through, but
Turley, what Mike wants to ask is he wants to buy a classic Chevy for his son that's fixing to
graduate. And I thought that you could answer this question very well because you did the same thing.
Yeah. You can go ahead and buy it, but you're going to be the one that owns it because mama's
not going to want him to drive it. So it's, if you want it for yourself, sure.
He's already got a Toyota 4-Runner. I bought him to go through college. So this is for a
president for both of us. Yeah, it's for you. It's like a first president.
Yeah. It's for you more than anything else. I've been there, man. I know. He did this. I did the
same thing. And I was like, oh yeah. And you know, I wanted the truck too, of course, but I was like,
here you go, son. Well, I'm so, I'm so proud of him, you know, to go to pilot school
through the Naval Academy. I want to do something for both of us. You know what I mean?
Hey, it's awesome. And then what he's doing, yeah, that's asking for advice. So what's your advice?
My advice is if you don't mind, that's what I want. If you don't mind having that vehicle for
yourself and you take care of it and don't expect to get money back. Well, your experience was
breakdowns. Yeah, I was just, that's what we get to. So you own the vehicle, but you're going to put
also, I'm not a wrench turning guy. Yeah, I wasn't either company and I is he. So go ahead.
Yeah, if you're not a rent, you're going to be paying a lot of money out of pocket
a lot for mechanical mechanical stuff. So do you have the money to do that?
I'm okay with that because I got a lot of money. Okay. Is your is your kiddo a wrench turner?
No, he's not. It's a big good time to learn. Well, and actually, it is a cool thing
to do is, you know, at least change the oil with them and kind of tinker with it because I did that
with my son. So it was kind of a nice bonding experience. So I would I do it over again?
Yes, I would, but I would have had more money saved up because I didn't realize how much I had to
put in. So you get 7500 for the truck. What did you spend on it? Oh, God, I mean, really, I probably
spent another seven. Did you really? Yeah, doing. If you go if you go with 50 grand and buy a good
car, they're still going to break. But you'll it's prettier. So you'll like it more. Yeah,
I just spend for some training, you know, suspension. And I mean, it was just it gets
ads on and on and didn't like the wheel. Here's what you do, Mike. Mike, seriously, no bull.
GMTV GMTV auctions.com. Go there when we hang up next Saturday. And these cars are already posted.
Don't buy one of those mo parts because they're complete redoes that need to be done. But there's
I think 40 cars in Alabama, Aniston, Alabama that I bought from a from a state and we're
auctioning them off to the public right now. And the final day is next Saturday and go through all
these cars and grab one of those Corvettes because those Corvettes are solid. And they're not going
to break on Eve. They got LS three engines in them. But you can go through all these cars and
you can find one you get a hell of a deal. But my suggestion is grab one of those newer Corvettes.
They're not they're like nine late nineties. And you will get a car that won't break down on you.
And they're turning in the collectors now. And they're still cheap.
I can't help you. He wants he wants what he wants. He wants a 69 Camaro is what he wants.
And that's fine. Go do that to yourself. Yeah, he that's
and what Mike actually there is some old stuff like that. There's some Chevelles and some other
things on there too at GMTV auctions.com. They're out there. Yeah. We got backtrack guesses.
Let's look. Jerry and Reno Devotta. What's your guess?
Hey, good morning. I'm going to say little by little first song. And it's a beautiful day today.
A second song. Little by little is correct. Beautiful day is incorrect. We'll play the
number two song backwards again. Sam in Dallas, Texas. What are your two guesses?
A little by little and stay with the heaven. Play that again. Let me see if I can hear
stairway to heaven in it. Sam, go pull another bong hit, dude, because you're hallucinating.
That ain't it. I only had two guesses. It's hard. Yeah, that second song. That second song is a beating.
Really reminds me of my son graduating boot camp with the United States Marine Corps.
But that's a deep hint that nobody's going to get. You're so you're so weird. See,
Bobo does this when he wants the record. Yeah, exactly. And this is what he wants. So you're
playing against me, dog. 800-800-7234-800-800 radio coming up next is dial a deal, the lightning round,
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So I've got a lot of calls on here about the back tracks and it's actually knocked out everybody
on the cars. I've got a couple of cars here real quick. Chris was the first one. Chris in
Oklahoma little by little in 29 Palms. Is that your guess? Yep, that's it. You win. Yeah. Congratulations.
Pre-K number four is the winner of the back tracks a moment ago. Everybody else,
he won so you can drop off. Left hand Louis in Chicago, you have a 71 Stingray frame off
Resto trying to trade in at a dealership. Can y'all buy it? Yes, I can buy it. Can I buy it for 40 grand?
It's very, very, the odds are not good on a 71 Stingray at 40 unless it's a crazy built.
I mean, what did it cost to restore it for real? I think he's probably got over 30 into it. Now he
needs like 200 in it for it to be worth 40. He picked the wrong car to restore. So those stingrays
don't oversell. So I mean, it would need to be, I gave 100 grand for one that was a 300 grand build
and I still had hell getting out of it. Yeah, it just a 71 Stingray, a good one,
you know, maybe worth 25 grand. I mean, it's just, you know, but it's not worth 40. If y'all
would take 25 grand for it, go to givemethevend.com and we will definitely take a look. Thank you.
800-800-7234-800-800 radio. All these calls are all screwed up because we,
a 20 Roush nightmare with 29,000 mile four-wheel drive. Is it supercharged?
Where do you live?
Houston. I don't have time to look that one up right now because I need to,
a 20 with 29, I just bought a Shelby Super Snake, a 21 supercharged for 60.
Now it was previously stolen and it's got 600 miles on it. How much is this one?
48. 48 grand. I'm going to have, have somebody call you because I don't have time
to get into it right now, but I do appreciate the phone call. I'll get you an offer today.
Anybody that missed out, just go to give me the VIN. That is our website and you can put in the
license plate number, I'll decode it and we'll give you an offer immediately. Give me the
VIN, give me the VIN.com. Be right back.
So we're my sister Abigail, she bought a boat. She always wants us to go on
the lake with her and I have been, I don't like lakes. There's no rules on the lake, it's just a
wild west. Everybody drives as fast as they want. There's only sudden turns made out there. Everybody
driving a boat is either drunk or 11. No one's a normal person. We now return to the John Clay
Wolf Show broadcasting on air, online, anywhere you are with a smartphone and an internet connection.
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This is the John Clay Wolf Show. So true, JD. So true, that's hilarious.
Everyone driving is either drunk or 11. The best place to watch him is the boat ramp. He can tell
on junk they are trying to get the boat back on the trailer or get it off the trailer.
Right. Russell in California, good morning earlier.
Hey John, how are you doing? Good. A friend of mine just called me. He's got a TV. I don't own a TV.
All I got is a 3AF AMF and radios. And I live in a laundry room. You're having an auction,
he told me. And you've got a 63 Fairlane there from Cars Park. Can I buy that?
Yeah, just go to GMTVActions.com and it's going to sell next Saturday, absolute.
Oh, okay. I have no computer. Somebody does. All I got is an Apple 4.
Somebody does. I don't have that. If you knew me, John.
Well, you know, I've called you about 50 times. The guy that called you does.
Pardon? The guy that called to tell you this was happening. He's got a computer.
Well, yeah, but he's like, he's in Montabello. I'm in Downey.
Okay. Well, just get him on the phone, the auction is at noon and figure out when it's
running and just say, go up to this number. Just bid on it up to this number where actually he can
pre-bid right now and you can put in your pre-bid number of the most you want to pay. And it'll
do like eBay does where it just takes your bid and increments. So like if you put in 10 grand
and the bidding is at 7,800, then it'll take your bid at 7,900 and it'll just bid for you.
You can do it. Okay. Well, can you give me just a clue? What do you think it might go for?
It's absolute. Everything in this auction next week, GMTVAuctions.com. There's like 180 lots and
there's a bunch of Mopar parts and there's like 50 Mopar restores and there's another 50 of these
Alabama cars. That car could go for, I don't know. I bought them all with one number and I don't
remember, I did this like two months ago. All I know is that I'm selling them all absolute. So
when you're on top, if it could be cheap, normal, high. I don't know,
but there will be some definite bargains in there. Definite because it's absolute.
Yeah, that was, see that was my, all right. Thank you. That's what we're doing. Yeah,
go to GMTVAuctions and we're going to do the auction from the actual live auction part will
be in person if you want to come in person and bid to the auctioneer that's doing it,
Simulcast. So we're doing it online and in person, but we're doing the show from the
Rattlesnake Roadhouse in Walnut next Saturday and at noon when we finish and that auction
starts and also Sunday I'm doing the cars coffee in quesadillas at GMTV garage in Walnut
tomorrow morning at nine. If you guys want to do a road tour and come out and eat some good Mexican
food at the Sausage Quintino. What time is that start? 99 o'clock. Fire chicken. I'm
going to be in the fire chicken. Okay. So if anybody's been following the fire chicken story for
a while, it will be there. You can come criticize me. I love it. They love to. Haters gonna hate.
Speaking of haters and criticism. Yeah. The F6 video. Holy cow, John. What about it? There's
been a lot of hate and there's some love there. Oh yeah. What happened? It wasn't about the hate
was well, yeah, there's people bitching and saying the car's ugly for sure. But what happened was
when we did the video, we went to the track. Yeah, look great. And then when we got done,
we came to Walnut, went to the garage, Richard, not in Rawlins and we cut some cutups and then
we're like, you know what? We're done with this. We've been working all day. Let's party. And we
got in that lifted limo and I was showing Richard around town and the camera guys were with us.
I was like, let's kind of make a monkeys kind of video like goofy. Sure. And
yeah. And we had fun, but I got to talking about all this stuff and there's a RV park in town
that we recently had an experience with a meth dealer in and I was explaining it to him and I
had bought the, there's a note on it that's in default. Okay. And I bought the note contract.
Right. Awesome. Okay. And I want to get rid of the meth dealers. That makes sense. And I was talking
about it a little under the influence and I made some comments that were not anyway,
there's good people that live there too. Of course. Of course. I was talking about the people
want to get rid of their bad people. Okay. So you said something about it on the video.
Showed me talking about running over trailers, which I was talking about with a bulldozer
to make a point where we're not the drugs aren't going to be here. Okay. Right. Make sense. Good.
But the editor showed B roll during my voiceover of a nice guy watering his tomato plants.
Oh no. Oh no. You just see the guy just nice little old man just watering and just staring at them.
And then you hear me talking and seeing cutting in and out of running over it with a bulldozer.
That is not what you meant. No. Right. So a hater, which I know who it was created a new fake
Facebook account and posted on the local Walnut Springs community deal and took a cut that video,
the cut and posted it on there and said, look at what this guy said about our just that part.
Oh no. Okay. And boy, it fired them up. Really? Like to the thousands? No. I mean,
there's only seven people. I was going to say 700 people that live here. There's only 700 people
that live here. Yeah. But there's like 10,000 on that site and they just just just piling on and
I actually went on there this morning and just took my phone up and made a recording apologizing
and explaining. But actually, I found that you looked very disheveled by the way. It was 6 30
in the morning. I'd just gotten up and I was fixing to go ride and I was like, you know what,
because the post got taken down and I'm sure they're like, Oh my God, he's Mr. This and that
took the post down. I'm like, Hey, I just want to address it. And you guys, I want to apologize
for the disruption we caused filming that TV show the other day. It was indeed a bad edit. The
second I saw that last Saturday, I called the editors and said, take that part out where the
fellas watering his tomato plants and talking about and I'm talking about running over the
trailers and a dozer. What the context was that was not in that video, they cut it out on the
original edit was I was talking about the mess dealers in the RV park. So and I mean that I'm
not backing off that at all. Yep. Got it. Nope. Nope. Because you have experience. Yeah, I don't
want to get into the depth of it. But yeah, that is if termites are eating the house up,
we get rid of the termites. Yeah, I get it. No, totally. Yeah. So, but yeah, they just, it was,
it was, I wish the post was taken down so I can't read the comments. I was reading them to you last
night. There was some man, they were pretty bad. It's funnier when you're reading it in the country
accent. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you something. Yeah, it comes right out. Yeah. And there's a lot of
comments where it's like, you know, somebody says something nice and then they guys won't
f you then, you know, it's just back and forth going and it's just John was like, yeah, you know,
maybe it was a, if I could unedit something, that would probably been that incident right there.
Even in this small environment, though, here's how widespread it's not. And maybe you get some
relief from this because you guys went through like three or five of these. And the next one said,
what, who are we talking about here? Right, right. Not everybody knows. Not everybody's out to get
you know, but they've got that, you know, they're just these talking like, I come into town and
take it over and you don't own this town. I was trying to explain, dude, it's entertainment.
The radio shows entertainment, the TV shows entertainment, we program and script for entertainment.
Sure. And let's be honest, you brought a lot of money and commerce to this town.
Well, sure. And we've cleaned it up. And not just we, there's another guy that really like that whole
that whole strip or the canteen and the coffee shop and the, he did all that at his pocket.
Gotcha. I mean, I'm not the only one, but a lot of these small towns got rejuvenated. This was
the one that hadn't been sure. And we were doing it. I mean, yeah, come on. If I love this town so
much, and you should love what we've been doing to it. You like the money that's coming in. The
best comment that really busted my balls was this lady, GMTV garage, the redo we did. Yes, sir.
She was criticizing that. And I'm like, hang on, on. I spent double
on that thing to do it to the level I did to restore. It was an absolute tear down. It was,
it was a Ford dealership in the 20s. Okay. But before that, it was a lumberyard hardware store.
And all she wanted to talk about is the fact that I didn't restore it back to Ford dealership.
Well, it became a Masonic lodge after Ford left after the fire and like the 30s. And then it was
a Masonic lodge forever. And then they vacated and it was just a rat's nest, nothing. I saw the
videos. Did you ever walk through it with me before? Yes, sir, I did. It was terrible. It was
terrible. Terrible. Absolutely. And we spent a fortune and made that thing the pride of, I mean,
it's gorgeous. Beautiful. In her whole coming way. If you'd have restored it back as a Ford
dealership, then I wouldn't be mad at you. Okay. All right. Alrighty. That was 100 years ago.
And it lasted for a little bit, not too long. But anyway, it was, you're never going to make
everybody happy. The haters are going to hate. And I did apologize. I'm in it. Yeah, it was bad.
Here's something else about YouTube. So when you post a video on YouTube, you can delete things,
you cannot add things. And when I saw that, when we get off the radio show like today at New York,
our YouTube video this week is going up and I go, you and I go downstairs after the show and we
watch it. Okay. And the second I saw that I called the editor and said, you got to delete this.
It came out wrong. Yeah. And he said, no problem. I didn't think about it again.
But if there is a copyright protest on a video from any piece of music or anything,
then it locks it up and you cannot edit it. Get in there. And I didn't know that it was under
copyright protest, which happens a lot. So they never got it. It never got off copyright protests.
So it was on there from Saturday to Wednesday. And I didn't realize it was still there.
I would have just put it private because you can private it and just shut it down.
And if that edit was so bad that I would have done that. I would have had to make a decision.
Do I take the video down where people can't see it if we can't get this edited out? And I would
have made the decision, take it down for now. And they would have been like, what are you doing?
It screws up our module. I was like, this is so bad. This is going to blow up. And it did.
It was a mistake. Yeah. See, I wish we could, you know, like there's things
in my life I wish I could edit out. Wouldn't that be great? Or make private? Yeah. Just something
I'm sure you have something JD like that. When we come back, I want callers and I want you guys
to tell us things in your life that happened that you wish you could delete. Oh boy.
That's pretty big. That's a good one. 800-800-7234. 800-800-7234. 800-800 radio. Things that you did
or happened in your life, things that you did not happen to your life. I don't want to hear about
Drunk Driver Hitcha. And I want to hear about things that you did that you wish you could delete.
We want to hear from you guys as soon as you get back. As soon as we get back from this song,
800-800-7234-800-800-radio. Call in. Tell us about it.
Yo, we're back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Taking over your radio every Saturday morning.
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the John Clay Wolf Show. So the last segment, we talked about regrets and things that you could
delete. You wish you could delete in your life. And we invited callers to call in 800-800-800-radio
and tell us about edits and deletions they would like to make on things they did in their life.
James in Mississippi, what's yours? You're up first.
Yeah, let's see. I was about 17 years old. I went to a little party at this girl's house I liked,
and she liked me. And we got a little drunk on vodka. And that night I ended up passing out
on the couch in the little living room in the trailer. And I woke up in the middle of the night,
not knowing where I was, drunk, and I had to pee. So I was sitting there calling out,
I've got to pee. And two friends that were over there, they grabbed me and they
tried to take me to the bathroom. Well, I got a little scared because they're going to see my
wee wee. Let's go. Get to it. I broke away from them. And I literally ran to the other end of the
trailer to her bedroom and proceeded to pee. That was a bad one. Okay, Shane and Houston, what's yours?
So I was leaving college. I'm 50 years old now. So I was leaving college in my 20s. And we went
out to Poncho's Mexican buffet before we left. So I'm living in the Midwest. And I'm driving home.
I get pulled over about two o'clock in the morning up there in Tuxar, Canada. State trooper is back
when the speed limit was 55. And trooper pulls me over. He says, why are you driving so fast? I said,
well, I said, to be honest, officer, I've got a poop. And he said, just come on back to my car.
And I'll try to make this as fast as possible. So he's back when they wrote hand wrote tickets.
And I went back to his car. And I did. I grabbed my trousers right there in the police officer's car.
He looked at me under his old brim hat and took the ticket and he said, get out of my car.
Right. You told him so you he did not believe you.
Dr. Drain Houston, what do you regret?
Hey, what's up fellas? So back in 94, I went to Seattle with the next fiance for two years.
I come back home and my mom sold our 69 Z 28 Camaro vinyl top.
Was it yours or was it hers?
Well, I was supposed to be inheriting it, but she sold it so to get the garage door fixed.
What year was this roughly?
94. And what did she sell it for? For 3500?
Uh, roughly, I want to say 2500 or so. And the guy that fixed the garage door ripped her off.
I mean, that car is like the baseball coach for my little brothers.
If that car is not restored, it's 50 grand. If it is restored, it's 80.
Yeah. 85. Ouch. That's man.
John in Kansas City.
I want to delete my marriage of 28 years.
Rodney in North Richland Hills.
Yes.
You're on.
And I either a life delete or a, or a give me the van, whichever. I got a cream puff.
Oh, poor man Corvette.
Go to give me the van.com on the Corvette. The life delete is what we're interested in right now.
Okay. Life delete, man. I've been, I've been in construction my entire life. I'm 60 now.
This was about 15 years ago, 12 years ago. Anyway, it's a, I've been out of contract for a little
bit. Got my life back together. My daughter was head of the little f**king department.
Uh, I had to dump, dump him out. He swore and dropped the F bomb accidentally on the
radio. I apologize. Bill, what is your delete in Corpus?
Okay.
I don't need the long story guys. Hey, hey, I love you. I love you long stories. We got to go
short. Hit it quick. Please, please. I heard you breathe in real heavy and I know we're getting
comfortable. You're going to tell me a long winter. We went from Corpus to Austin to see Jared
Padlaki from supernatural running a marathon race where they, they, they run in it. The, the
thing was he came in, my wife and daughter ran to him. I'm picking up chairs that we were sitting
in. I turned this guy costs of my face and he was from Europe. Thing is during that time in
February, they had bacteria problems and COVID problems. He gave me a bacteria. They asked me
if I went overseas and said, no, I ended up in a hospital for a month, almost died. Uh, most of
the stuff that dies at the COVID while I'm in there. Uh, the whole thing has caused nothing
but trouble and it's 2026 and it's still going on because of things that happened with the hospital
and with me, they almost killed me, giving me the wrong medicine. I'm so sorry about that.
That's terrible. That's a terrible. Allen and Baton Rouge, what do you want to delete?
Oh, I regret that I didn't, uh, let the level of my life go. How old were you?
Oh, I was 19. No, 20. How old are you now?
Um, 61. Wow. Must have been some good stuff.
Tammy and Baton Rouge.
Actually in Pine Grove, uh, Bill Bruceard, guy I dated in 2022 that turned out to be more
useless than donkey sperm. There you go. Bill was more useless than donkey sperm. Allegedly.
That's not a scriptive right there. Bobo's delete story's gotta be the best. We got,
we got time to do it here or we do at the top of the hour. Why don't you get started with it?
I know y'all think it's funny, man, but it's a friend of mine and I, when I was
somewhere in my very early twenties, uh, we're riding around in, in my own small hometown,
right? And we, um, found a couple of young ladies at the Dairy Queen. There used to be an
outdoor kind of a uncovered patio thing and picked them up and went out to the lake, to the blue dock,
to swim, we're swimming at a good time. And he and, uh, one of the young ladies were at the end of
the blue dock hanging around and I went back to the car with the other one. Now the, the, the young
woman that I was with, um, was a deaf girl. Okay. And we, I knew her from church. She actually went
to my church. Deaf as like hearing impaired. She was absolutely totally deaf. Okay. And we're in the car
and we're making out one thing leads to another and we're getting it on. Okay. And I, you know,
we were all kind of somewhat intoxicated. So, and really enjoyed each other's company very much.
And he and the other girl came back and we all got in the car
and left and, uh, we, you know, my friend, Mike, he's driving, he drops the one girl off,
drives over, crawls down, drops the other girl off and leaving. And he hadn't, you know, we haven't
said a word. Right. He's driving. He looks at me sideways. He talked like, talk just like this,
Bobby Brown. He looked at me, said, why was you yelling at that girl? I said, I was like, oh,
was that? It was cause I'm a talker. I'll admit it. But apparently I got it in my mind to, to like,
yeah, I was yelling. I was yelling at this girl. Hey, we've got to go to a music break.
But she couldn't hear me. Just, just scrolled him down. Come to the break. He'll be still be
talking when we come back. Yeah. That's right. I wanted to set up the T's and we would finish the
story when we get back. Um, top of the hour, we're going to lose the East Coast, go to GMT.
I mean, go to JCW show.com to keep streaming us beer back.
From the wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay wolf show.
Presented by give me the pin.com call John toll free chief bastards, 1-800-800 radio and check out
the fastest growing podcast at JCW show.com. We've got a couple of more quickies, um, on the
regret board. Ashley in Texas. Yes. So I was at a bar, my ex-boyfriend walked in. I was super drunk.
So I tried to smash a bottle on the table and try to stab him with it. Yeah. Well, of course,
the cops got called trying to get arrested, but I used the daddy card. It was like,
do you know who my dad is? My dad owns this town. Super embarrassing. Wish I could take it all back.
And they, I see on the note here, your nickname was smashly after that.
Yes. That's awesome. Uh, hang on. That's a good delete right there. Steve, Rico, Rico,
real quick. Real quick, I was in church, church one Sunday and my youth pastor walked in on me
pleasuring myself. Ouch. Oh, boy. That stuff. Ouch. Yeah. Ouch. I'm to change church. 800, 800.
You know, that's a hell of a place to pick that behavior. Mine delete is not quite the same as
that, but we were visiting it. This is when we first moved to town and we're visiting a church
and I didn't know where the bathroom was and I had to go to the bathroom and they had these like
little like mobile home places where they're, I guess they were having classes and stuff like that.
And I was like, no one's in there. Go over and I start peeing. So the door busts open and they're
like yelling at me. I'm like, Oh my God. I ran to my parents car. Obviously we did not go back to
that church. Yeah. No, no. I wish I could delete that. Ironically, my delete now that I'm thinking
about it is meth related. I had some serious meth problems in my life with staff members,
letting people get close to you and in trust that had meth issues and you didn't know it
and the problems it caused my controller in Oh, to at the Wolf Fort Dodge. Oh, no. This is all
ledged. I need to be be careful. I don't want to get a lawsuit. But yeah, I went damn near
bankrupt because the back of it was methamphetamine. Damn. Yeah. Yeah, that's bad. And the people that
she was that were dealing with the company was dealing with. And then I've had a few other
situations where people would come around because some car business and it's there and
they're they're like vampires. They've been bit, but you don't realize you don't know.
You don't know. And they they do things that are extremely damaging. I mean, how many
families like don't talk to their kids anymore and the basis is because of methamphetamine.
So it completely changed the makeup of their personality, who they are and what they're
capable of. Yeah. So that's my delete is and that's why that is such a sensitive topic with me.
And another situation recently came up very similar. The stakes weren't nearly as high.
And so I'm back on that high horse. I don't want them around me at all. Just dangerous. Just dangerous.
And I'm like a drunk. You can't tell when they're on that's right. Yeah, that's good. And they're
they they will hurt you worse than you ever thought you could be hurt. I don't mean emotionally.
They'll steal steal. Yeah, yeah, true, especially since 94. What happened in 94?
That that cheap ass barnyard, you know, Nazi yellow yachts, yellow Nazi meth is like a drug.
I've seen perfectly really good decent old some people go right off the rails in three weeks time
on that stuff. Those little towns speaking of jail,
it's time for Johnny Cash. Come over here. Come sit down, Johnny. I know you're the ghost of Johnny
Cash. Come come take the mic, sir. Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.
Down this week's mail from jail, entry reads. Hello, John Clay Wolf.
I'm in a federal US penitentiary. I'm also a career used car salesman, John. As a felon,
I can't work at a corporate own deal. Don't tell me this goes along with this whole topic today.
Sounds the setup sounds just like it. I am a hustling car guru though.
I wanted to write so that I could tell my wife Cindy that I love her and I miss her, bro.
I was ripped right out of my wife's arms by the feds. I got 30 years for 47 kilos of ghost dope.
Really, it's 47 kilos of meth. There it is. That I did. No way.
No way. Surprise, surprise, surprise. Sorry, sorry, Johnny, that I did not have.
But back to my wife. Good Lord, she's my world. She's my poison too. The woman's stupid, beautiful.
And she's four years older than I am. Even today, she's four years older than I am.
I was only 30 at that time, but that woman was on her stuff. I could never catch her.
And I broke bones trying. Literally. Some nights I'd sneak around with tools like the spies used
in movies, night vision, rangefinders, the whisperer. She found that one and I never got it back.
LOL. That woman's a gangster. Also at the scene of the crime, she came down the side road on the
highway and I jumped headfirst in the window of our car with handcuffs on. She didn't want her man gone.
Please give her a shout out and I love her and tell her she better not cheat on me.
What? Your friend James Lashley, USP Coleman to Federal Correctional Complex, Coleman, Florida.
He gave her a phone number. Did she not answer? She didn't answer and she's texted her as well.
And she didn't answer? No. Okay. Well, if he or she comes up with some more mail from jail,
either of them can send it on down the line to us here. You see what I did. Let's see what you did.
Addresses PO Box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. The zip code is 76147.
Thank you, Johnny. Keith in Louisiana. Hey, John, good girlfriend and her buddy to a wedding reception.
And so her sister, who was really hot and oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You say bad. What age are we talking
about? What age are we talking about? I was 19, 20. Perfect. Go ahead. How to beautiful 76 Firebird
formula. We leave this wedding reception. I'll leave my girlfriend and her, her friend and we
sneak off and we have our thing. You and her sister? Well, her sister didn't know I left.
Hang on. Hang on. Okay. Okay. So your girlfriend stays at the reception. You leave with a sister
and then, and y'all fooled around. We go, we go have a thing at the fairgrounds and oh, come on,
we got to go. We got to say no, no, it's only nine o'clock, but the time changed that night. So
you always need to synchronize your watches, I guess. But I'll get my money's worth and we come
pulling up and the reception is over. Real nice steakhouse in Gonzalez and out there sitting
by the wall. It's my girlfriend and her buddy and we pull up. I get out. The other girl, she gets
sister gets a knuckle and leaves. My shoes are all my shirts untucked. It's pretty obvious what
went on and then I have to ride home. I'm not smart enough to just leave. Just don't even stop.
So I got a ride home with the girlfriend and her date, her buddy and you know, we could have had it
all out, but you know, we're talking about the budget crisis and the, you know, the nuclear
nonproliferation treaty, everything except this gorilla. That's awesome. Hey, real quick and I
think you'll be more interested in this than telling us your story. The lady from the mail from
jail is online for, let's grab her from the prison. He wants to hear it. Hey there, are you the wife
of the prisoner that wrote us? I am. Did you hear his letter? I did not. Oh, well, can you, Johnny
Cash, can you read through it real quick? Maybe paraphrase a little bit.
My wife, Cindy, good Lord, she's my world, but she's my poison too. That woman is stupid, beautiful
and four years older than me. Even today, she's four years older than I am. I was only 30 at the
time, but that woman was on her stuff. I could never catch her. I broke bones trying literally.
Some nights I would sneak around with tools like the spies used in movies,
night vision, rangefinders, the whisperer. She found that one. I never got it back. L-O-L.
That woman's a gangster. Also at the scene of the crime, she came down the side road on the highway
and I jumped headfirst in the window of our car with handcuffs on. She didn't want her man gone.
Give her a shout out that I love her and tell her she better not cheat on me.
James Lashley.
Are you crying or laughing? I'm laughing. Are y'all still married?
We're not officially married, but we've been together for a long, long time. How long has
you been in the can? Since 2017. When's he get out? Well, he got a lot of time. I think it was like,
but he's going to hopefully get out soon. He got like 23 years. You know, Joe Exotic calls in a lot
to the radio show and he keeps telling us. You remember the Tiger King? He's going to get out
any minute now. He got 23 years. What did he do? It was drug related. What kind of drugs?
Well, see, the deal with that is they tried to say that, oh, they asked him the series of questions
and they just added up what they thought that he was doing and an amount that he had.
What kind of drugs? I think it was methamphetamine. Get out of here. No way.
We were just talking about that in the show earlier. Well, I hope you enjoyed the love letter
from your husband on national radio today and that you, do you still like him?
Do what? Do you still like him? Do you want him back when he gets out?
Yes, we're going to have to work on some things, but yes, I do. What kind of things?
I've got 30 seconds. What kind of things are you going to work on when he gets out? Just
interested. Just making sure that he's not that spy kind of person anymore or they want it
controlling or like gets binoculars out looking at, looking down the road, making sure you're not
talking to the postman or something like that. You know, yeah, can't deal with that, but I do love
him. All right, thank you, Sammy. Coming up next is The Lightning Round Dial-A-Deal 800-800-7234
800-800-7234 800-800-Radio-Call-In-Now. Let me go through these, these, I've got a bunch of dates
and stuff. Okay, next week, the auction, go to GMTVActions.com if you want to bid and buy
its absolute sale, some of those barn finds we did, not barn finds, but you know, collection
by as we did in Alabama and in Houston. They're listed on GMTVActions.com right now and we're
having that live at Walnut Springs next Saturday doing the show from there. Okay, Jordan Events Center
in California, June 20th with Adam Corolla. Our second to our last, it's like our California
20-year celebration of the radio show and our final show in California. The next week is Gas Monkey,
our final terrestrial show at Gas Monkey Ice House in Dallas, Texas. The F6 will be there
in person, the big Ferrari we've been working on forever. Tomorrow morning, Walnut Springs,
Texas, GMTV garage 9 a.m. If you guys want to do a country cruise to the Hill Country,
I'm going to have the fire chicken there. We're going to eat some breakfast at the canteen and
then go for about, it's two loops. It's called the crazy eighth. The first loops, 45 minutes,
second loops, about an hour. And I'm going to do that tomorrow and you all are welcome to come along.
And if you couldn't memorize all that, just go to join on the JCW page and you'll get an email
saying all this stuff right here. Yep. All right. We'll be right back. Lightning round, 800-800-7234
800-800-Radio. Do a podcast with Jay Leno, July 25th at his garage. Just join, join. Just join.
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Jay and San Antonio, what have you got to sell? Big shopping cart. Like what kind of shopping cart?
A street legal LS1 shopping cart that's been out on the web. It's been on the street.
Did I see a gas monkey episode with that cart in it where you all were driving through?
Oh, I've seen that thing. It's my little toy. What's it weigh?
44-40. Tommy, can you put the picture up? 4,400 pounds? Yes, sir. What is the drive train on it?
So it's a Meturly. It's a massive shopping cart. It's like the size of a Dooley or something.
I saw that sent into the Give Me the Vindah.com and I was like, how do we bid this? I don't
understand. What are you going to do with this thing? Did you build or buy it? I've made it.
My driveway. It's 21 feet long, 11 feet tall, 6.5 feet wide.
And it's got a steering wheel. It's got gas pedals. Is it street legal?
ABS, forward, just brakes. Is it street legal? Yes, sir. License, inshirt.
There it is on the screen. Okay. Oh my God. What chassis is that sitting on?
Sounds like a Denali chassis with the 5.3 and a 4L60 training.
It's pretty weird. Go to JCWShow.com.
Was O'Reilly Auto Parts sponsoring you? I see pictures of O'Reilly on the side. I'm looking
at these photos. They helped me in a couple of materials that the vehicle needs and in exchange,
we take it to some of their openings, customer appreciation needs. We're going to display it.
But we do help a lot of communities, maybe the foster kids.
You go get them groceries? No, I do a lot of toys. I do Christmas toy drives.
In next month, we're going to do a back-to-school supply drive for the foster kids.
We could go hog hunting in that, Turley, and fill it up with hogs.
Oh no, that's not nice. What you do with that?
There's a varmint. There's some 21-year-old kids around here that go varmint hunting,
and they take pictures of their loot in front of places, and they did it at GMTV Garage last
night in front of that limo. Hey, I don't know what to do with this thing. Do you really want
to sell it or do you just want to brag about it? I want to sell it if you want to buy it.
Does five grand buy it? No. It doesn't even pay for the part.
I understand. Well, you got the parts free from O'Reilly, but that's not the point.
How much is it just for the record? Maybe somebody will want to buy it.
I'll be happy at 80. 80,000?
Yes, sir. Thank you, Jay. We just lost Jay.
It's too damn high. 800-800-7234-800-800 radio. Was that the lightning round?
Yeah. That's the lightning.
That was it. We wasted it on a shopping cart.
You know what, though? I was curious what you'd get for that, and so that about five grand.
Yeah, I mean, it was goofy. It's just goofy, and that's about right. You might find some
else as goofy. Some charity maybe wants to buy it or something like that.
No. No. No. No. No.
Because here's the problem. You buy that and you're laughing, and then you've got a
you know, a world-sized shopping cart on your hands. What do you do with it?
11 feet tall.
Yeah. What do you do? You got a hollet everywhere. It's a mess. It's a pain in the ass.
You'll be wanting to sell it in five days.
Oh, that limo. I'm going to sell it at GMTV auctions. It's going up immediately.
I'm already done with the limo. The lifted limo.
It's going out on the sixth?
I'm going to sell it next Saturday.
All right.
Yeah. Why not? I had fun with it. Got me in trouble.
Be right back.
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According to a new federal study, drinking just one alcoholic beverage a day could raise health
risk. So make sure to have at least two.
You know, we were talking earlier about our 20 years on the radio,
and when I had Washerball on as the nooner, he wanted to be a radio guy. So I gave him his
chance in radio, which he was, he was good. He was funny.
Great voice.
It was hard to get him to be the person on air that he was in off air. That's always a problem.
Very, very complicated.
Great funny people off air. You get them on air and they tighten up.
So he got me. I got him that job, but it made me think he, when we were in high school,
you know, what do you need in high school? You need money, right?
Right.
And his grandfather, no, his stepdad worked at a morgue and he got us jobs at a morgue.
Oh God, dude.
What?
Really? Doing what?
Removing guts and putting them in trash bags and put them back in the body.
Oh my Lord.
You never paid really good.
I bet it did.
Unfortunately, I never got the opportunity to start.
Why?
Because my dad stopped and he said, there's no way in the hell you're doing this, dude.
Do you know what kind of mental scarring this could be?
I'm like, but dad, they're paying us $50 an hour. He said, yeah, I, I,
no, maybe it wasn't that much, but it was a lot. And, and he was like, yeah, whatever.
No.
He absolutely, he's like, and then of course, who the hell brought you this idea?
Wash your balls. Like, yeah, that sounds about right. He said, you're,
he said, you don't need to be hanging out with wash your balls for a while.
That's great. Never told that story.
Yeah. I'm dad. Oh, hey, Tommy, throw that picture up on my dad.
I got him. I forgot he can't move that quick. You got to have him loaded and ready. I'm sorry.
Tommy, you got it? Knock on the window if you got, or let me know if you've got it.
Anyway, I've got my dad's tombstone set finally out here.
Oh yeah.
It's been like, what was it, 2019?
Right there.
Something there it is. Yeah.
Yep.
Nice.
Yep. It's down there by the shooting range. Where's that other picture?
It kind of shows the background more.
It is right there by the shooting range.
Yeah. By the shooting range.
Yeah. You sit there and shoot targets and talk to dad and fish and talk to dad.
And he's a real smart ass.
Is he?
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Smart ass. Where do you think I get it?
I believe me.
I mean, in my, my grandpa too.
Always got to kick out your dad.
Yeah. He's got a personality.
Fun to hang with.
He was always had stories, always.
Yep. He was, I mean, yep.
He was a good time.
This is beautiful. That's very respectful.
Yeah.
Got the tombstone set out here.
Now is he buried there?
Yep.
So, wow.
Okay.
So does that make me a resident?
I think so. You have to.
Don't you, isn't that part of it?
Right.
Yeah. I guess so.
You come to this town, you're sure you're coming for, you need to go home to the city.
Let me explain something to you.
There's a little more here than what you understand.
Right.
There was a lady, there's a lady, I won't get into it,
but yeah, there's a neighbor that has a place that they've got a cemetery on the place.
And we're talking about doing a deal and I said,
I'll give you a lifetime easement to the cemetery
because I'm probably going to be buried up there too.
Oh, yep.
Okay.
Now that we know that.
Yeah.
Anyway, 800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
What's in the news, boss?
Oh, yeah.
Let's see here.
The news, well, we have a, we do have a letter, by the way.
Oh yeah, this would be the letter.
A little quick, yeah.
Is it a Dear John one?
It's kind of sorting.
Dear John.
Dear John.
Come from KC Morgan in Waukes-a-Hatchie.
KC is getting married.
KC is getting married June 27th.
Right, right.
Yeah.
That's the day of our 20th anniversary and last terrestrial show.
We listen to the show every week.
We listen to it all week.
Gas Monkey Ice House June 27th.
We listen to the podcast.
We know most of your stories by heart.
Y'all have announced your last show is going to be our wedding day.
We're a little bit bummed.
Our wedding was going to be at 1030 in the morning, but we have moved it.
So two o'clock in the afternoon, we don't want to mess, miss the end of the show.
Wow.
They've moved their wedding.
Where do they live?
Do you know?
Yeah, Waukes-a-Hatchie.
Waukes-a-Hatchie, Texas.
KC Morgan.
So we were playing the Waukes-a-Hatchie Indians in 1989.
And it is down to the wire.
Down to the wire.
And both benches clear out big fight, bad call from the refs.
They had to police escort the refs out of the game.
Geez.
Coach hit me.
I didn't hit.
Wait, I don't remember.
But like the players and the coaches started swinging.
It was wild, dude.
It was what Texas football is all about.
Every time I hear the word Waukes-a-Hatchie, I think about that moment.
Joey McGuire was there.
He was on our team, the Texas Tech Coach.
And this week Joey called out UT and said, University of Texas,
because they don't play each other on the schedule.
And Texas is talking smack about tech.
Saying we would beat them with our second and third stringers.
And then Joey said, we will cancel the first game of the year
against, I think it's Abilene Christian.
And y'all cancel, y'all's first game of the year,
September 2nd, I believe.
Yep.
And when you do that, you have to pay a cancellation fee to the visiting school
or the opponent's school because they don't get half the TV money.
Got it.
And he said, our boosters will pay for our cancellation fee
and your cancellation fee.
If you want to show your happy ass up and play us the first game of the year.
If you want to use your second string, have at it, but I'd bring the first.
Wow.
That's good.
I doubt those T-Sips are going to actually take this on.
T-Sips.
Because for them, what's the positive for them?
Because they lose the game, they're going to look really bad.
They can just ignore this.
That's probably what they're going to do.
But I think they're back in the corner and they can use,
the Texas Tech can use this against them the whole year.
Oh yeah, when it gets down to the grading, the beauty contest of the playoffs,
damn right, strength of schedule.
That was what brought it up.
Yeah.
Because they're saying the Texas Tech's got an easy schedule just because of the
conference rent.
Not their fault, just the way it is.
Right.
That's not their fault at all.
I'll see a man and it would be great if they were in the playoffs.
Dude, this would be the best way to start off a football season I've ever heard of in my life.
The amount of money for advertising and stuff like that.
It would shut it down.
This is Hulk Hogan come back to life.
This is WWE all the way.
I challenge you to Kabuki.
Come on now.
Very big.
What were those names?
Kabuki and then Andre the Giant.
Yeah.
Oh, there's a great by the way, Hogan.
Missing Link.
The Missing Link.
Skanderak Bar.
There's a Hogan.
Netflix.
Netflix series.
It's great.
It's all about that.
I watched a little bit of it.
Missing Link.
Sandar Akbar.
Skanderak Bar.
Skanderak Bar.
He was from Furnin, wasn't he?
Yes.
Who are some others?
Devon Sturgeon.
They're a big Mongolian.
Well, Sergeant Slaughter.
You had all them.
I mean, did you ever go?
Oh yeah.
I never went.
I did watch them on TV.
So they were showing in this Netflix series, they're showing the Ultimate Warrior and he's
making his big debut and that was at the Harford Civic Center in Connecticut.
My dad got us tickets that and I'll never forget.
I mean, he was like, as a kid, you're like, holy crap, it's Ultimate Warrior.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I didn't know.
The professional, the 30-year radio veteran.
Didn't know my son.
I'm trying to post that video you asked.
Anyway, yeah, that video, that Netflix video brought back so many memories.
As a kid, wrestling was huge for me.
This is that.
It's bigger.
They need to play this game.
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Big brain.
It's got to love this song.
Name this band.
The Babies.
There you go.
John White.
Yep.
They start jamming.
Yes, they do.
See, I don't want to do the show unless this song.
No, right.
Who plays piano on that?
John White.
No, who plays piano on this song?
John White.
Jonathan Kane.
Okay.
I thought on the video I saw, I mean, like the MTV video.
Maybe, but when Journey went in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame,
Jonathan Kane said, I want to thank all the people I've played for before,
especially John White and the Babies.
But you sure you played it on this song?
He did.
He's on the top.
Okay.
I need to get over that.
800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
Would next week, since we're rounding up our finale here for the broadcast,
could you put together like, we need to put together some clips of some of the highlights of the years.
Memories.
When Weird Al Leangavik was on, when Simon Cowell was on.
Start gathering for the,
Cheech and Chong, you remember that day when they came in the studio?
Get start gathering it for that month.
I wasn't there.
You weren't there yet?
No, I was, I was still in Vern.
I don't know if we recorded that, right?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
They're just recording it.
It's on YouTube.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cheech and Chong, maybe some clips of Cleetus from Way Back,
or you and I from Way Way Way Back, if you've got any of that.
Oh, look at him.
He's rolling his eyes like more work.
Thinking about it.
I'm thinking about it.
You got a time, it's, you know, not until the 27th.
So.
JD, I'm putting you in charge, making sure Bobo does it.
Oh God, where are you going?
Hey, you know what?
Pre-K does an awesome job with the archive stuff, actually.
Does he?
I got a lot of those clips long form.
Joe Walsh was on the air with us.
Sammy Hagar was on the air with us.
I mean, there's a lot.
We don't have to go through all of it, but you know, some of the fun stuff.
So you like that for the 27th?
Yes.
Yeah, I think that'll be fun.
Maybe in some of the 20th.
Because that's going to be the California show at the Jordan family, the Jordan event center.
Adam Crowley and I are going to do it that day for the California crown.
Yeah, that'd be fun.
Just 10 hours, 20 hours of work.
Don't worry about it.
800, 800, 7235.
You know, the neat thing about this is most radio shows, I mean, like all radio shows,
you know how they end?
Sure.
Normally they get yanked off and they don't get to say anything.
All of a sudden Friday morning at 10.
I'm glad they trust me enough to handle this with care.
Sure.
Because the reason they kill radio shows with a headshot is because they're afraid that they'll
badmouth them and make a mess on the way out.
Get on the radio and say, this company is.
I'm not doing that.
Good.
No, but there's son of a bitch.
But we'll do it now.
No, I could say there's a guy that who do I really dislike from my radio
career.
Tom Bigby.
Yep.
He's passed away.
Rest in peace.
Philadelphia, if you're up there, he was the programmer of the sports station up there.
And then I believe in in Detroit.
Oh, Philadelphia is not on the area where this East Coast.
I mean, we've lost them already.
He was in Dallas too.
I really like Bruce Gilbert.
Yep.
The sports program.
Great.
I really like Gavin Spittle.
Gavin actually gave me my first shot on Big Time Radio.
That was a weird story in itself.
I had to sneak into his office, pass the security guard.
Security.
Kind of did that with Bruce Gilbert too, to tell you the truth.
There was a guy named Dave Tepper in Houston that was the program director of ESPN down there.
And I did not like him and he did not like me.
And we got sideways and he got fired and sent to Nebraska.
That'll happen.
Which was cool.
Yeah.
So Dave, if you're still up there with the cows in Nebraska, this buds for you.
There you go.
That's terrible.
That's a terrible.
Auto Patron.
Padrone and LA.
Still a great friend today.
KLOS.
I was trying to get on KLOS for so long.
And no, no, no, no.
Cardiola.
Cardiola.
Cardiola.
Cardiola.
They just didn't, they never take the time.
And then I sent him a real crappy message on LinkedIn.
And stood him up, like popped him in the chest.
And he's a drill sergeant guy.
And that worked.
And he called me.
He said, who the hell do you think you are?
There you go.
And we got to talk and he was listening.
And I talked to him.
He's not even with KLOS anymore.
I've been friends with him for seven years.
Our wives are good friends.
Turned into be a lifelong friend.
I've seen you do that so many times.
People that didn't like you really.
And you've turned them into buddies.
Well, they don't like you because you're a car dealer.
Who likes a car dealer?
Well, let's just.
I don't even like car dealers.
And you're sometimes a little abrasive.
And they're afraid of that.
They're afraid of the Howard Stern thing.
They don't want that to happen.
John abrasive. No.
The program director in Chicago.
You can suck it.
Oh, yeah.
Both of them actually.
I got something for you.
It's called D's nuts.
Yeah. Clips like those.
The last show is going to be a.
The Lady.
The Lady.
Alternative lifestyle lady.
That was the general manager of San Diego.
Oh, man.
Hit it again.
Tough.
Hey, I got something for you.
It's called D's nuts.
Tough.
There's more.
Hang on.
I'm now I'm getting excited.
The general manager in Shreveport, Louisiana
and the program director in Shreveport, Louisiana.
Hey, I got something for you.
It's called D's nuts.
Not on the station we're in in Shreveport now.
The other station that we started with years ago.
Yeah, right.
Um, I got nothing to say about it anymore.
Thank you.
I need to give out.
Can y'all think there's more?
There's so many more.
I can't remember everywhere that we.
Canadians.
I remember.
Oh, the Canadians up in Toronto.
Hey, I got something for you.
It's called D's nuts.
Yes.
They didn't understand the terminology of the Louisiana French.
Yeah.
And they didn't appreciate that.
Well, they didn't like that.
We were making fun of that mayor too.
And Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber.
Yeah, it was, you know, a whole bunch of things.
But at that point, they told me if I ever did that again,
I'll get kicked off.
So the next week we did it again.
So it got kicked off and canceled our contract.
I was happy with that.
Oh, uh, Kansas City too.
When there's something there, we got in trouble about that.
Well, there, uh, yeah, but that got straight now.
That morning when we started in KC,
it wasn't connected properly.
And I knew that it wasn't connected.
Oh, the second time in KC.
We weren't getting any calls in KC.
And so I started bagging on Patrick Mahomes and the chiefs.
And I was like, I'm telling you, they're not turned on.
I was calling the guy during the breaks.
I'm like, it's not on.
He's like, it is.
I'm telling you, I'm going to prove to you right now.
We're not on the radio in Kansas City.
And I just started bagging on Mahomes and the chiefs and this and that.
No calls, right?
Okay.
So he's like, you're right.
It wasn't on.
They had us on tape delay.
Yeah.
So they played all that the next hour.
Next hour.
And then he called in the boss from Intercom called and everybody's screaming at me.
I can't believe you said this on the radio.
I'm like, I can't believe you're so stupid that you taped it and then replayed it
when I'm telling you what I just said.
We're saying this at like 820, 825 in the morning.
And you're, I'm telling you, it's not on.
The guy says, no, it's on, it's on.
But he had, he had set that hour to play the next hour.
So at about 925, 930, then the, then the calls started to come in.
Oh, dude, they come in.
And then this guy in Houston called just screaming at me this, this suit from Intercom.
And he was screaming at me and his wife said, who the hell are you talking to like that?
This guy in Fort Worth, John Clay Wolf.
She's like, do you realize that that's my, one of my brother's dearest old friends?
I knew him at TCU also.
And he called me back.
We got it all worked out.
There you go.
But they were pissed.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Kind of their fault.
It was absolutely their fault.
There was something else I did in Kansas City.
Oh, the morning show.
Johnny Darren.
Yep.
Johnny.
Johnny.
The real problems that we had over the years before I calmed down was, and I've been told
by listeners, I've definitely calmed down.
The morning shows, they hated us.
They just hated us.
Yeah, of course.
Rob Ryden, Houston still hates us, but that's, we've been on for 10 years.
So it just kind of worked itself out.
He's the only one down there that hates us.
Yeah.
We have plenty of listeners in Houston.
And Rod, I think I'm inviting you to come up to our last terrestrial broadcast.
I'll fly up to join us and pass the peace pipe.
We're doing it June 27th at Gas Monkey Ice House in Fort Worth, I mean, in Dallas, Texas.
Okay.
That'd be nice.
These nuts, we're speaking of being off the air.
We're ending right now.
West Coast, you get another hour.
And our video goes up today at noon.
Right now on YouTube thing.
And I will see you guys next Saturday.
We'll be broadcasting live from the Walnut Springs Roadhouse.
Come in early if you want to hang.
And tomorrow morning, I'm going to go, I'll meet you at GMTV garage.
If anybody wants to take their old cars out or new cars,
Porsches and Ferrari's, well, awesome tour roads.
We'll go for a drive after we eat breakfast.
Nine o'clock in the morning.
Just chill deal.
Walnut Springs, Texas.
See ya.
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About this episode
The John Clay Wolfe Show (#357) blends car talk with radio-show logistics and event hype. Pricing and value come up through Firehawk comparisons and classic-car condition debates, while callers get into specific builds like a 1954 Chevy pickup and a 1970 Super Bee. The hosts also push VIN-based buying and a big Mopar/auction calendar, including a June 27 Gas Monkey finale and an F6 reveal. Along the way, there’s plenty of banter, plus stories ranging from road-rage near-misses to video-editing rules on YouTube.
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