#361 John Clay Wolfe Show 06.27.26

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Give me the van!

The John Clay Wolf Show, I'm in the room!

Tell you what, if it's Saturday morning, must be time for the John Clay Wolf, so here we are at the Bobbo in a different big chair, a taller.

You are a big taller chair?

But you look, might be nice.

My friend JD Ryan's right here on my right.

Good morning Bob.

We are fully, fully stacked.

The Colonel, Mike Turley's here with us.

What is up?

And DJ Pre-K's on location.

I love back, I'm in the party baby.

Wait for that, brother.

Pre-K's going to be in the chat room all day.

Reporting live, I'm watching y'all.

Oh, zero?

Yes, and the archives too.

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

We got some throwback clips that we're going to get to.

I mean, it's 20 years.

It's 20 years.

It's a celebration.

Very, very lovely.

Celebrate your times, come on.

I have a question for you.

You've been known to drink occasionally,

back in the old days.

Did you ever meet a famous person

when you were too drunk to meet him?

Evere, can you think of any story where you met him?

Yeah.

You met a ton of people.

Probably, probably a time or two.

I can.

Sammy Kershaw was an up and coming senior

when I was pretty young and radio, 91, 92.

No, she's beautiful.

Right?

Yeah.

I did, I brought the stage.

I opened the stage every Saturday night

when it's called The Rusty Spur.

I remember it.

In Marlowe, Oklahoma.

And we got pretty good groups.

I met all those guys.

And Sammy Kershaw was a cocky little man.

He really was, man.

He really was.

I met him too.

And he just, he kicked over a chair.

He's angry.

He's an angry little ball of anger for, yeah.

And I wasn't just spit fire or anything,

but what happened, I took my friend Patty.

Yep.

And he brought his girlfriend, okay?

Okay.

And his girlfriend wound up on the bus

with a bass player in left town,

not to be seen for like four months.

Wow.

And he was mad about it.

And I was explaining to Sammy like,

hey, you think you can get my friend's girlfriend

out of that bus?

Oh man, it's just laying where it lands,

man, it is what it is, you know?

Gotcha.

Well, the reason I ask is there's a funny story

this week, Kelsey, Travis Kelsey, he was meeting,

he talked about meeting Jimmy Buffett.

Now that would just be on cool, right?

Right.

Unless you're too drunk to remember who you met.

He just took Jimmy Buffett for a different Buffett character.

And back in the studio,

if you guys could play cut number 13, that'd be great.

Actually, I'm gonna play it right now.

Oh, you're doing it?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Guy comes up and says, Buffett's here.

He wants to meet you.

I'm like, that's big money.

I am way too hammered to say hello to this guy.

I started talking about finances.

Shake his hand and man,

we have the best conversation I've ever had in my life.

The man is literally smiling from ear to ear.

I'm thinking I'm gonna be rich here

so he's gonna pay for you and the bond is investments.

And he starts telling the story in high school

when he picked up the guitar for the first time.

And I was like, no way,

where did Buffett play the guitar?

Oh, God.

And then you got tapped on the shoulder

because he had to go sing Margaritaville.

Oh, wow, old Buffett.

That being so drunk,

you don't even know which Buffett you're meeting.

Yeah.

Tim Lohr, that's fine.

Yeah.

That's kind of music for this time of year right here.

We are in an interesting spot.

This is, where are we?

The Gas Monkey Ice House.

Gas Monkey Ice House.

And we have several, I don't know Bob,

names of, we're doing,

well, it's our anniversary.

John always calls it the Gas Monkey Gas House.

Gas Ice, yeah.

Yes.

That's confusing.

The big 20th anniversary party.

20th anniversary of the John Clay Wolf Show.

Big announcements coming today.

It is, in just about an hour.

You know what it is?

What is, I don't know what it is.

Nobody will tell me anything.

The only person who knows is.

I think I'm getting fired.

Nobody tells you anything.

You know what it is?

No, but John knows and he's not here yet.

Well, he's not here.

So that's not a good sign.

No, we have a really good story

as to why he's not here, by the way.

No, I'm sure there is.

It's very curb, I'm sure.

Curb of your enthusiasm type.

But yeah, you know what else is gonna be out here

at the Ice House?

What you got?

The F6.

Oh, yes, yes.

Really?

I've been waiting.

I've never seen that.

I've seen it all over social media.

Yeah, but those are the AI cars.

You never know if this is real.

To see it in person, it's gonna be the.

That's gonna be the fun part.

So. Do we get to drive it around?

Well, I don't know.

You get to ask John about that.

Okay.

I don't need to drive it, man.

Huh?

We need to drive it, man.

You think so?

Drive to Hurricane Harbor, man.

Last time I talked to him, John had.

Got the copper tone on ya.

Drivin' it.

I say.

Oh, that's right.

John hasn't driven it yet either.

No, so I don't think we're.

Is that right?

Yeah.

That's not fair.

No, he needs to drive it.

What kind of deal is this?

You know what?

There's actually folks out here right now.

It's probably the mob surprise.

I'm sure it's nice to see you guys.

Yes, thank you guys for.

Thanks for coming out.

Wraving the eerliness here.

Oh, there he is.

Hey, there he is.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Yo ho, yo ho.

By the way, if you wanna see all this going on,

go to JCWShow.com.

It's JCWShow.com.

Right there on the front page,

you'll be able to see the YouTube stream.

You'll be able to talk to the guys in the chat room.

They're all talkin'.

Two dogs barking.

They're still gonna go to the crabs in there.

There's a dog.

Way too loud.

In my headphones.

Good morning, everybody.

Are we live?

Yes, we are live.

Take it.

This is why I'm late.

That's a long, did you go to CVS?

That looks like a CVS receipt.

Walmart, I'd like to retire, bring me up just a little bit.

Check, check, check, check, check.

Yeah, that sucked.

It stopped.

No, it stopped.

But I said, I looked at the guy, I said,

do you ever listen to 92.5?

No.

Oh, shit.

Do you ever listen to my show?

African American fellow, I could tell.

I mean, K-104?

Sure.

92.5?

I didn't have it.

Maybe not.

But a lot of times, I was hoping he'd be a radio listener.

He was not.

I said, I just told him, I said, hey dude,

we got a 20th show, we're eating today,

I'm running late, I need to go right now.

Please do me a favor.

He said, hold on, he went right back,

his motorcycle pressed the ticket,

printed it out, handed it to me.

It was the fastest ticket of all time.

Wow, there you go.

Give him a shout out on here.

So that's nice.

What kind of shout out?

Well, he's not gonna hear it.

Right.

Because we're not on K-104.

Well, you know.

But you told him what channel it was gonna be on.

Yeah, well, I mean, he could have given me a warning.

He could have given me a warning.

Yeah, what did he get you for?

So many things.

82 and a 75.

Oh, that's not bad.

Really?

Yeah, and I've had a legit story.

Yeah, he should have.

It's the vehicle you're driving.

Dude, that's not even too over.

The vehicle I'm driving does not help.

No, it does not.

You want to tell everybody what you're driving?

It's just that red suburban, but it's just very.

It stands out.

It's like a sore penis.

What's that?

So big show announcement today at 9 0 6.

We are going to unveil if we are staying or going

and where we're going.

And I can promise you it's not just some.

Radio hype.

No.

Big time.

Radio.

No, it's not just radio.

Radio people are so good at that game.

What game?

The game of telling people one thing and it being nothing.

Like, did you know what Jim said Friday afternoon?

That's right.

Jim says, Susie's a whore.

She's got chlamydia.

We can't even repeat what Jim said, but he'll be gone.

And he's gone the next week.

Of course, Jim is on vacation.

So nobody.

Oh, and then you get all the listeners.

Bring Jim back.

We heard you listeners.

Jim will be back Monday morning.

Thank you.

When y'all got canceled, I'll press Martin.

Did you have?

You didn't have any goodbye party, did you?

No.

It was like by gunpoint.

I was getting the show ready on a Friday afternoon.

They walked in at one o'clock.

When the head of the network, the head of the radio station,

the head of CBS radio walked by my door.

I went, we're done.

We're done.

There's no other reason for those guys

to be walking down the hall right now.

And we were.

Here's what I would tell you listeners.

Go to JCWShow.com now and click Join and give us

your email address so we can send you the link to where

you can find us after today.

So, Bobo, you got to turn your computer off.

There you go.

Yeah, Bob.

20 years.

I'm not prepped, obviously.

I'm speeding and I was resting.

We have other things we can talk about.

You landed just far, did I?

Yeah.

You did.

I saw the F-6 Ferrari getting pulled out of the trailer

out of there.

And then the fire chicken's supposed to be here.

And I called my, just something hit me on the way.

After the speeding ticket driving over here,

I was like, just let's call in touch

and make sure he's en route and everything's fine.

Yeah, right.

Forgot.

They forgot to do it?

The front spoiler had a chip on it.

So they decided yesterday was a good day

to take the front spoiler off and get it painted.

Oh, dear God.

So I said, is it painted?

So I've got three of them on the phone, the Body Shop guy,

the shop foreman.

I'm like, what is the status of the car at this moment?

Right now.

It's ready.

How long will it take you to put it together?

15 minutes?

OK, well, then get up.

Do it.

Put it together.

And we'll see you here in just a little bit.

So mild of a speeding ticket, him getting arrested

or pulled over or broke down a wreck,

the fire chicken will be here this afternoon

and finally publicly display his well-fri.

No, I meant about two hours.

You're having a day, man.

We're at Gas Monkey Ice House in Dallas, Texas.

Good morning, America.

Glad you're tuned in.

Now, hear your music, because that means we're fixing

to get a break.

Yes, we are.

But it's coming up as dial deal.

OK, well, I need to make sure I got my phones where I can use

them, 800-800-723-4800-800 radio.

Calling right now.

Lightning round's coming up this year.

Make model miles average, rough or clean condition.

And I think I'll be able to take your call to the air.

I'm going to hand this to IT Rob right now

and let him hook it up.

My name's John Clay Wolf.

This is our final show right here, the way

this is going to be.

And at 9.06 this morning, central,

we're going to make the announcement of where we're

going and how.

And the reason I'm waiting until then

is because that's when a lot more affiliates come on.

Good.

Yep.

The show that they want.

Let them be you up in the air.

Let them cross.

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Rich and Marilyn, what have you got?

Yeah, hey, I was listening earlier.

I'm a first time listener.

I don't know who said it, but they said inflation was 4%.

It's really high.

The normal inflation rate is huge.

Thank you for calling and fixing that.

That's perfect.

Guys, now you know.

This is the car segment.

2-140-RATICODE.

I don't have a call screen.

Good morning.

You're on the air.

Hi, this is Paula.

Hey, Paula.

Hi, how are you?

I'm calling because I can't get the feed on YouTube.

OK, I don't know.

You guys, my guys here can work on that.

Thank you, though.

Thanks for letting us know.

And whoever our screener is, has got all of our regulars,

Dorian, Speach and Pediment, Terrence, and Crabb sitting here,

but he's not taking care of the car calls.

So he needs to know how to do that.

So I guess it won't be the lightning round.

Crabb, what's up?

Hey, looking forward to being part of a history here.

You guys are all looking good this morning, Turley.

I don't know what's up, but this is like that color shirt

and everything.

It's America, man.

Fourth of July.

Yeah.

Crabb, do you list us on KLS?

Not right now.

I'm just YouTubeing.

OK.

He ain't even on yet.

I could tell you next week you will not

be listening to us on KLS.

There's a little hand.

All right.

OK.

All right.

Let's get a screw with him for a while.

Why'd you do that to him?

Because he's an interesting cat.

OK.

Lightning round.

We're working on some tech.

God.

All right.

Prec, I want you to call Hayden and let

him know that when he's doing lightning rounds,

he needs to be looking for car calls, not bull crap calls,

because the lightning round is a car thing.

I brought you all the way over here,

and you didn't train your replacement.

Geez, take off the post for five minutes.

Rex in Arkansas, what's up?

Your audio, when they're on live feed in YouTube,

they're shutting your audio down.

Hmm.

OK.

It comes off.

Thank you.

We'll be right back.

FM radio, you're all there.

You're fine.

That YouTube is.

Well, YouTube listeners, I don't know what to tell you.

We'll work on it.

Thank you.

We'll be right back.

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This is.

Give me the pen.

The John Clay Wolf Show.

John Clay Wolf, 20 years on the air.

In that time, he got me drunk and took me out on that trail,

got me stuck in that creek, and then knocked me over

and gave me road rash all over my body,

and then pushed me out on stage to perform

a two-f-ing-f-ing-f-ing-f-ing-f-ing.

Either way, 20 years is a milestone.

And may you have none of that 20 more.

Five more years, that's a good run.

Congratulations, buddy.

That's a good cut.

When did I get crawling to do that?

That's funny.

Sometime in the last 10 days.

I do remember when I got him drunk and took him out

on a motorcycle, and he wrecked out in the river.

He was covered in mud.

And then he's right before the show that we had.

That's a friend's do.

A culture shock for Mr. Carrillo.

You know what the difference is between a friend and a buddy?

What is the difference?

A job between a friend and a buddy.

A buddy goes out and tells you about a BJ.

OK.

A friend brings you one back, too.

Brings you back.

OK.

Connor.

Yes, sir.

This guy was my old Ford rep in Vernon, Texas.

Do you still work for the Ford Motor Company?

I do work for the Ford Motor Company.

So I was the Ford rep for John Clay.

Wolf Winnie was a Ford dealer back in the day.

And so now I work up in Kansas City.

But I heard John was celebrating 20 years on the radio down

here at Gas Monkey in the colony, Texas.

So I would not miss it.

It's Saturday morning cartoons for adults.

I love it.

And I've been with John this whole time.

You've been there.

Yeah, you've made a lot of our stuff in the past.

I appreciate it.

I mean, I remember when we had our car show up in Walnut.

I saw you out there.

Yeah, I brought my 85 Bronco down there.

We had a good time.

A lot of cars and bikes.

I love what they're doing down in Walnut Springs.

It's going to be the Sturgis of North Texas, which is so cool.

I think we really need that in the DFW area.

And it's getting people from across the country

to come and join us.

So see, your car collection, didn't you see you have a handful?

Like a Bronco?

I do.

Yes, I got an 85 Bronco.

I've got an old woody wagon.

I've got some T-birds.

I've got a Mustang.

Those aren't T-birds, Ford.

Mustangs of Ford.

A woody is not a Ford.

Country Squire Station wagon.

Because I was thinking that you're a Ford man.

Everything in your collection has got to be a Ford.

Everything's got to be a Ford.

Yeah, they get fired.

Yeah, I don't want to do that.

It might be bad.

Speaking of Kansas City, do y'all have cars stored

in those caves up there?

Yeah, they do.

So Ford uses this cave system.

It's crazy.

You can look it up online.

It's like a city underground in Hunt,

Biltas in the 60s.

Where is it?

Kansas City.

Yeah, it's across from the Ford plant in Kansas City.

And they used it to store Mavericks a long time ago.

And then now what they use is transit vans.

They install a bunch of accessories there.

But it's actually where Disney keeps their films.

Like the actual original films.

Because it's 65 degrees year-round in this place.

It's awesome.

You've been in there?

Oh, I have.

Yeah, miles.

There's a post office in there.

There's roads.

There's signs.

Because people get lost.

It's underground.

So this is a cave they built?

Or this is a cave that was already there and they've used?

It's definitely finished out as concrete.

I don't know.

But this has been there.

I think his vision was to create some city underground.

It was a limestone mine.

And so they got a limestone.

They're like, well, how can we still make more money?

Obviously, the Hunt family owns the chiefs.

And so if there's money to be made,

they're going to figure out how to do it.

And not just through Patrick Mahomes.

Like they're getting it all kinds of different ways.

That's pretty cool.

Well, thanks for coming all the way down, man.

Thanks for coming to watch that.

Thank you, sir.

Good to see you.

Where did he come down to?

Where are we at?

We're at Guest Monkey Eyes, Southern Dallas, Texas.

This is our 20-year of broadcasting on the radio.

It's literally like I was figuring it out.

It's three days off of the day that I started this mess 20 years

ago.

20 years.

Damn.

Look how far you've come, Johnny.

And then today it's all over.

But we're going to announce the show's future.

I'm so sad.

9 0 6 today.

What are you going to do with JD now?

First of all, I'm going to sleep in.

Is that the first thing you're going to do?

Saturday morning, I'm going to sleep in.

Then that 4th of July is next weekend.

And then I got travel plans every Saturday, really,

for the next six weeks.

Really?

Yeah.

It's going to be a lot of fun.

I mean, I've been doing things I haven't been able to do,

which is travel on Saturdays.

We work Monday through Friday.

And then normally Friday, I wrap things up.

But now I'm going to travel.

I got a trip planned to Mexico.

We have one in California.

That's going to be in July.

Some beach?

So you're going to do some beach time.

Beach time, Eastland, Manhattan.

We're going the week after the 4th of July.

So it's going to be very exciting.

I can't wait.

What about you, Bob?

Oh, man, you know.

I'll probably continue to hang around

while the spring's on the weekends.

And the pre-k is going to tour.

I'm going to get into it.

For your new CD release.

Right?

Yeah, I'm going to be slinging CDs.

And I'm probably going to have to go back to selling weed,

man.

I'm going to be broke.

I know your CD is going to sell.

By the way, if you want to buy one of his CDs,

he has the box with him today.

Well, pre-k, it's like we always say,

if you can't sell guns and dope in Azel, Texas,

you probably shouldn't even try.

I know that's right.

Pre-k has got a bunch of classics, like his flashback

clips that he's, he doesn't want to burn all that now.

No, we've got five, basically.

So one an hour.

Top five clips from 20 years.

Well, it's really not 20 years.

How far did you go back?

You know, I've been with the show for around, what,

nine or 10 years.

So about my tenure, you know, I pick moments

that I really remember that I felt stood out.

Did Bobbo help you with some deep, deep stuff?

We got some deep stuff.

Vernon?

We don't have the Vernon stuff.

So yeah, we didn't pull no Vernon stuff.

No, that's the ass.

Old old stuff from Vernon.

You do have it today?

No.

Oh, no.

He's got it.

It's there somewhere.

Okay.

Let's not hear it.

We just got to find the right channel to play in.

This is from the chat, by the way.

Gcwshow.com, our YouTube chat.

John and the crew, hate to see you go.

I work as a cop down south of you.

Maybe it would give me a ticket this morning.

I would make an arrest, and when I'd make an arrest

on Saturday mornings, the crooks and I would have

a great time listening as we drove him to jail.

So that's very nice.

Hey, I got the ticket.

I was in Pennsylvania yesterday, and a guy pulled me

the sides and my dad listens to you every Saturday morning

from prison.

Oh, God.

Will you please take a picture with me so I can send it

to my dad in prison.

So shout out to dad in prison this morning.

Good to see you.

That's all right, dad.

Your son's gonna be getting,

you're going to be bringing you a photo.

What do you got?

Make his day.

Okay, let's do an archive here.

So some flashback clips.

Number five, you want to do the BC Powder one?

What was that?

Okay.

Look, I remember this was like whenever I was still

an intern, and this is when I really got an idea

of just how crazy y'all could get whenever.

You know, I used to go out and grab John's,

you know, a little hangover kit, a little BC pad,

a little water, all that, his coffee, and man,

one day when he just pushed it to the limit

of how you could consume BC Powder with Bobo.

Well, the idea was, well, does it get,

do I set up the idea?

Well, you said it, yeah, you go ahead,

set it up, go ahead, that's fine.

The idea was like Ozzy, we were talking about Ozzy

snorting ants in that Molly Crew movie.

And I was, I was drinking more back then.

We'll just call it what it was.

So I always had BC Powder on me

because that's the best hangover cure that I knew of.

Boom.

And Bob was bragging, say, we can snort this,

you can snort that, Ozzy can snort ants, I can snort ants.

I was like, show me how to snort.

And we got BC Powder and lined it out on this deal

like drugs, and Bobo railed it,

and it put him on the ground.

Let's go, I'm gonna hear this, it's been a while.

You're gonna do that BC Powder,

you're gonna keep everybody waiting.

There you go.

I wanna buy it, I do wanna buy it,

and if you're sure it's safe, I'll get it.

Go to givemethevind.com.

What's the year you in right now?

God, God.

Hey.

God.

Okay.

What are you doing?

Ah!

Bob would just get it back.

That's so bad.

You okay, man?

God, I'll never,

boomed.

I mean, that just his reaction to it,

slapping the table, just falling over.

Oh, and you're doing business.

You're taking calls.

He's over there, those bleeding his eyes, bloodshot.

It hurts so bad.

Didn't it hurt for like a week or two afterwards?

I was stopped up.

Yeah, for days.

We put that clip on YouTube and they made us delete it

and they wrote us up for it,

because they thought you were doing real drugs.

Well, it looked like it.

It was, it looked like it.

How big of a pile was that?

It was a good cut.

Yeah.

In pyrants, I would say it was probably

about nine inches long.

God.

And they're video taping it so.

At least a half an inch wide.

You really did it.

Oh yeah.

It was a full packet.

Keith and Louisiana.

Hey, John.

Keith, I want you my wife.

Hey, Keith and Louisiana.

Yeah, you got a tooth.

I see it.

That's what I took your call.

2015 Yamaha 450.

There's nothing sexier than buying an old

wore out dirt bike on the radio.

That's not John.

I bought it and had less than a hundred hours on it.

I've had it in, 23 years

and it's never been on a yard.

It's never been buddy.

Why did you buy it then?

Cause I have 155 acres in Mississippi

and I figured it would be hard to get before long.

That was when the communists and Biden were in charge.

And no.

Oh, I understand.

So the communists were going to take

your motorcycles away?

No, I just figured you wouldn't be able to buy

stuff like that anymore.

You know, the motor sports, they were coming down on

you know, the feds and so I bought it.

So some people buy ammo in fear of the commies

taking the, the lips, taking your guns away.

But Keith from Louisiana goes out and buys dirt bikes

to protect himself.

That's American, buddy.

Yeah.

Happy to see you.

I started racing motor cars from 74, John.

So we come from, come from common roots.

I figured you might enjoy this one.

Well, I am pretty bright up right now.

I see, I see your five grand on the price.

I'm not saying it's too high.

That's a retail number.

You will get it.

I'd put it on Facebook marketplace and you'll get it sold.

I mean, cause it knew that thing cost 10.

Hey, listen to this John, before you go,

you need some place to ride where there's not rock.

I have the 355 acres in Mississippi.

Y'all to come.

Beautiful.

All right.

Hey, stand out there by the gay right next to that.

One night dog barking and just happy they're about one o'clock.

Uh-huh.

My name's John Clay Wolfe.

I'm from the radio for American Best Car Bark.

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Be right back.

We're Gastbucky Ice House.

Come down and see us.

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Remember the Jaguar's on that video we did

when we bought all those old Jaguar's from that Arab dude named

that doulas?

Mm-hmm.

And it was like we were a couple Israelis negotiating

over a dime in the desert.

Yes.

He wanted to sell me another one.

And you know how good coaches match the pitcher to the batter?

So I was like, I don't want to do this again to myself.

You didn't do this.

You don't know what I did, do you?

I have a feeling.

Go ahead.

So he, hey, man, you know, I want to sell you Lexus.

I was like, yeah, I'm busy.

I'm going to send you a name of my guy.

So I sent him.

I sent him Abdullah.

I had Abdullah.

Oh, no.

Call Abdullah.

Oh, great.

How does that work?

Is there a Robbie Orton?

It was like that stern bit where they had two Chinese deals

where they had they called two Chinese restaurants

and delivered tech out and stuck the phones together.

I don't have a clip of it, damn it.

But I can tell you that my Abdullah wrote back,

my people embarrass me.

No, no.

He's like, just two.

He said he's Palestinian.

I don't know.

He said, seems like a nice guy, though.

But he was just like, what do you write back?

Damn, Arabs love to negotiate, especially with other Arabs.

I hate our people.

That's from our Abdullah.

But that's smart of you.

I've done that before, too.

I'm not kidding you.

Right.

How do I hit this curveball?

Let me find somebody that throws curveballs.

But I made this mistake.

So we have an Asian guy who works at the office, Brian Lee.

Really good, really good buyer.

Is that the guy that died?

No, no, no.

That was Michael Lee.

Sorry, something like that.

Anyway, so customer comes in, Porsche, great car.

He's Asian.

I'm like, we're having real problems.

He's an Asian.

We're having problems getting this deal closed.

Guy's English wasn't really great.

I was like, was he a two-high?

Oh, yeah.

OK.

In our case, too low, right?

Yeah.

And so I'm like, all right.

I like the car, but it's too high.

Let me call Brian up.

And hey, Brian, he's a really cool guy.

We need to bring in as a pinch hitter.

Yes.

I was like, the guy's.

I'll give you 50 bucks to close down this two-high,

and you're a two-high.

Let's roll.

So I get he goes, well, what's his name?

And I read the name.

He goes, oh, no, no, that's not.

He's not the same Asian I am.

Oh, I'm like, oh, there's different Asians.

I didn't know this.

So he was Vietnamese.

And you can tell by the last name and stuff.

He goes, but I'll still do it.

I'll still handle it.

He did.

He closed them out.

Yeah.

But you got to be careful because they're not everybody.

We should have reported it.

Oh, it'd been great.

Yeah.

In the time of.

So I don't think about it.

There's so many things we should do.

Florida news.

Good morning, Florida.

Let's rag on your state.

That's what we're here for is to make.

And now, from North America's own land down under,

it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified

lifeguard, JD Rhyme.

You know the villages.

You heard of the villages.

Kind of a swing news paradise.

Florida man in his 70s started his own neighborhood Viagra

Co-op.

And it's accused of selling thousands of dollars

worth of Viagra to all his buddies, all his friends,

almost everybody in the retirement community.

Now he faces up to a year in federal prison.

But he's very popular in the villages.

Kind of a rate, Mike.

A 77-year-old man who lives in the villages

was arrested by the feds, accused

of having thousands of dollars worth of illegal pills

used to treat erectile dysfunction.

As Westers-Michel Meredith reports,

there is outrage in the villages.

Needless to say, cancer has become somewhat

of a folklore legend in the villages.

It won't hold up in court.

Man's just trying to do a girl a favor.

You hope they don't release any names?

No, they don't.

They don't release any names.

Oh, private, you know.

Cancer is facing a charge that could lead

to a year-long stent in federal prison, which

leaves his legions of fans even more confused

than why he was arrested in the first place.

The fate Viagra talking.

He's made a lot of money, making money in the villages.

They steal a lot of things in Florida.

They steal police cars.

They steal ambulances.

They've stole tow trucks before.

But one thing you don't want to try to steal

would be a helicopter.

A Florida man, not a pilot, by the way,

accused of trying to steal a medical helicopter.

So this helicopter's on the ground.

They're trying to load the passengers on board.

They're trying to load the patients on board.

And this guy decides, this is a good time

to try to learn to fly a helicopter.

28-year-old Riley Furrer was driving near Tampa Friday.

He ran his pickup truck off the road into a tree.

That's his first act.

For his second act, he thought, helicopter.

That's what I should do.

Cut number nine.

The Florida Highway Patrol says he tried

to steal a medical helicopter that

was actually waiting to transport patients

after a rollover crash.

First responders, they worked to put those two victims

into the helicopter while this other guy that

was involved in the crash actually

tried to steal the chopper.

He was identified as Riley Furrer,

and then arrested and charged with resisting

an officer and burglary.

He also asked, Furrer, F-E-R-R-E-R.

That's his last name first name.

That's his last name, Riley.

Is this first name?

I mean, just a white, rectangular, right?

Just a crazy one.

So is he a crazy old Vietnam helicopter pilot?

I don't know if you think he's crazy or not,

because he said the reason he crashed his truck, which

is the first thing he did before he tried to steal

the helicopter was because he saw the anti-Christ

on the side of the road.

Well, that happened.

Yeah, I know.

But I have flown a helicopter assisted,

and I understand that.

I mean, did this guy have helicopter skills?

No.

OK, so he was fixed to kill everybody.

Yeah, kill everybody.

Exactly.

All right.

You might get away with stealing an ambulance,

but you will not get away with stealing a helicopter.

No, you're just not going to get away.

You're going to die.

You're going to die, right?

They're on the spot.

You won't go far.

They'll find you.

Well, people have done it with planes, too, right?

Yeah, people have said, yes, that is true, too.

Was that last week like Juneteenth?

Yes.

I can't think of a good joke out of that.

That's probably a good thing, actually.

In other words, think about it.

I mean, he's not a hater.

He's a Texan.

He's the accidental racist.

You know what the difference is between Juneteenth

and St. Patty's Day?

What is the difference, John, between Juneteenth

and St. Patty's Day?

Everybody on St. Patty's Day wants to be Irish.

Boom, boom, boom.

He's not a hater.

He's a Texan.

He's the accidental racist.

Ladies and gentlemen, he'll be here all day long.

Ladies and gentlemen.

So bad.

Yeah, I'd give up on that comedy career.

Is that you're going to be your stand-up routine?

I'm trying to get kicked off before Mega Big Announcement.

Oh, no.

Well, that's coming up here in about, what, five minutes, so.

Oh, yeah, this next segment.

906, we're going to Mega Big Announcement.

We're here at Gasperky Ice House.

Dallas, Texas, live.

Come on down.

Grab some food.

Grab some beer.

The F-6 is out there.

The fire chicken is on its way.

And bring your cars.

Put them in the parking lot right here.

There's a perfect place for a pop-up car show lack of better

term.

We'll buy a car, too.

Of course, for sure.

We'll always buy a car.

Bring it out.

Bring your wife.

Bring your kids.

How much for the children?

How much for the camels?

How much for the women?

How much for the children?

What?

AI.

Hey, how's our AI thing working?

When I looked at it, it's doing better.

Yeah, it's getting better.

There's times where it's just wacko.

Way off.

Yeah.

It's like downcy.

Yeah.

I wonder what you say.

Kind of sort of.

Because I put my name at the end of everything.

JD Ryan had given me the bin.

And it perceives that as a question.

Hey, how about you give us your bin?

It's no.

That's not a question.

It's a statement.

But little things like that.

But AI, there's more AI fraud.

We have time?

Yeah.

There's more AI fraud in the news.

And AI bought, listen to this, AI bought,

stole more than $264,000 in taxpayer, what a shock,

funded financial aid.

Here's what they did.

This is the AI bought doing this.

Sending ghost students to the Baltimore City Community

College, they basically made up fake accounts, fake students.

And then they took the financial aid.

And of course, there's no students involved.

Here's some of the audio from Cyber Defense Professor

Brian DeBring at number one.

So scammer steal.

Real people's identities.

And they create synthetic ones.

So they use those to apply online to primarily online

community college classes, the kind with no in-person

requirements.

And you don't have to be a programmer, identify the schools

with online courses, and then apply with some particular

database of already stolen identities, and continue that

process until you're successful.

That's nutty.

Yeah.

So AI is doing some crazy, crazy stuff.

I'm sure we've all seen the videos of you just like,

that didn't happen.

Those robots are going to kill us all.

I have seen some demos of AI customer service people.

They're so good you don't know you're on them.

Really?

Yeah.

You don't know.

And they actually tricked me.

They're like, which one's real?

Couldn't tell.

Throwing at curveballs.

Yeah.

Couldn't tell.

Pretty cool.

I think there's a clip.

Isn't there a clip of that, too, of somebody

trying to talk to a bot and how it goes haywire here?

Unless you're a human trying to keep a job.

Yeah.

Yeah, actually, we do.

The guy with video and viral on Instagram, what he did is he

recorded a female AI agent interviewing him for a janitor

job.

Something simple, right?

Clearly, he enjoys messing with the AI.

Yeah, yeah, lady.

Here's cut number two.

How would you adjust your cleaning plan to include

environmental considerations?

I probably wouldn't.

Such as water usage.

Being upfront is valuable.

If the pay is limited, how would you prioritize your

cleaning tasks to deliver the most impacts?

I could find a child and pay them half of what I'm getting

paid.

They think they're making a bunch of money.

I'm sorry, but I can't help with that.

Help with what?

Sure thing.

What's on your mind today?

What did the guy before me say?

Was he any good?

Unethical and not suitable for professional discussions.

Not caring much for the environment and even suggested

hiring a child at half pay so they could do little work

themselves.

Yeah, that guy sounds like he sucks.

Why do they make them all sound sexy, though?

Have you ever noticed yet?

Have you ever met a Mexican with a food allergy?

No.

Here we go, everybody.

Why?

Where did this go?

How do we go from AI to that?

I was just thinking.

OK.

We're glad to see that.

How much time we got left?

You got a minute.

We got two minutes left on the air forever.

They're just tougher people.

They're just tougher.

Yeah, they are.

Yeah.

That's right.

Straight up.

Yeah.

All right.

Did you ever hear of peanut allergies when we were younger?

No.

You never heard of that.

And gluten?

What the hell is gluten?

But I've never met a Mexican with a peanut allergy.

Call in and explain.

Or gluten.

Because I just don't think.

So I just think they barrel through things,

and they don't care about all that crap.

They just get their job done, take care of their families,

work hard.

They don't want to listen to all the crap.

OK.

So you think certain races can't have certain allergies?

Is that what you're saying?

No.

I think certain races make up certain allergies.

Oh.

Well, yeah.

I can guarantee white folk make up a lot of allergies.

I guarantee you.

And I've also come up with a theory that run flat tires.

You know what those are?

Yeah, of course.

They are made for the 9s and the 10s, the gals,

that are scored like a 9 and a 10, the hot women.

They only get them?

They're the only ones that get them.

Why?

Because they don't have to change a tire

because they're married rich.

Of course.

They're married rich.

You can think about all this stuff.

You think of everything.

This is important.

Well, keep John on the tire.

This is the stuff I can't think about.

That's all we have left.

We'll be right back where we're going to add a bunch of affiliates

coming back.

Bobo, this will be the rerun on LA 2.

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Radio, my name's John Clay.

Wolf, come down to Gas Monkey Live if you're in, not live.

Gas Monkey Ice House if you're in Dallas.

We are over here doing, celebrating our 20th year.

We've got a crowd here.

It's good to see you guys.

Thanks for coming in.

Yeah, yeah.

Woo!

Start drinking.

Hour number one in the books.

Hour number two on deck.

Be right back.

Woo!

Yeah, yeah.

Holy Diver, you've been down too long in the midnight sea.

Oh, what's becoming of me?

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios,

it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show,

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800-800-Radio.

And check out the podcast at JCWShow.com or JohnClayWolf.com.

Morning, everybody.

I've got a repeater on the people that go to JCWShow and join.

I've had more in the past 30 minutes.

I've had like 1,000 in the past 30 minutes.

Wonder why.

Go to JCWShow.com and click join if you want a list of what

we're going to be sending it out to everybody.

I'll get on the email list of our announcement I've got to make here in a minute.

Yeah, this is a bittersweet deal.

How much time do I have?

This might take a minute.

I mean, you can go as long as you want if this is going to be the last time.

That's what she said.

If this is the last time on the air, just keep going.

Screw it, you know?

Right.

Yeah.

So a year ago, I made the decision to tell the networks that we were going away in a year.

Yep.

And they didn't believe us.

And so like, I don't know, around February, like, hey, are you still going to really do that in June on your 20th?

I'm like, yeah.

And they're like, why?

And I started explaining why.

And it really wasn't.

I was using the I'm tired of getting up on Saturdays as an excuse.

Sure.

That really wasn't the real why.

And I'm honestly not going to share the real why.

It's because I'm dying of cancer.

No, I'm kidding.

Good Lord.

I'm kidding.

It's a bad joke.

It's a terrible bad joke.

The worst joke I've told ever, maybe I'm sorry about that.

Oh my gosh.

At least I cleaned it up immediately.

Yes.

They didn't leave that hanging.

No.

Talk about cursing yourself.

Pretty brash.

Pretty, pretty, pretty brash.

Pretty brash.

But I explained to him why.

And ironically, I sent an email to a guy in one of the big networks that doesn't work there anymore.

And he works at another network.

And it kind of stirred this up.

And it got two networks talking about it.

And the deal started changing.

Sure.

Negotiations.

That was not really the plan.

I mean, that's what they said the other day.

Like, did you send that out like it's a trick to...

Anyway, so we started discussing what it was that I didn't like about our deal.

And they started trying to fix it.

And this has been going on for three months.

In the past three weeks, it's been pretty hot and heavy.

But I mean, it's been...

Actually, I've got some video of these negotiations that we will put together a video on our channel.

And we'll put another video on our JCW show.

Like, ironically, a lot of times I get these heated phone calls.

The camera guys were right there with me.

I was like, hey, and I had a mic on me.

I was like, record this.

This is pretty good stuff.

Fish on.

We're talking to Sirius.

We're talking to Intercom.

We're talking to iHeart.

And it could be an interesting piece of video for a later date.

The bottom line is, I said, no, I'm not going to do it.

I'm done.

We're going to...

My biggest fear that it is if we went digital, like just a digital stream and we didn't have that hard radio clock to work against.

That is what the structure of this thing.

We've got to be on air at 8.06 on Saturday morning.

It doesn't wait for us, right?

And when you do a podcast, which I hate that term.

It's just ruined the world.

Because everybody's got a podcast.

You get that podcast, right?

I'm like, ooh, pin him in the face.

It's not a podcast.

It's a broadcast.

Right.

You're that cross dresser, right?

Yeah.

It's a broadcast.

That works through.

There's a difference.

But I was like, man, if we go straight, if we do the weekly thing, pre-recorded or podcast style, there's no way I'll make the time.

Because I know me.

And a lot of times I'm all over the country.

I mean, last night I flew in from Philadelphia to be here to do this.

To do this.

And why the hell would I have rushed home if I was just a podcast?

You're not going to do a podcast live from Gats Monkey Ice House.

Right, like we're doing right now.

You're just not going to, hey, we can kick this off a little later.

We'll do it later.

We'll pre-record next week.

And that was a problem.

We'll do two.

We'll not two down in one day.

Right.

All of these.

It'll deteriorate.

There was no question about it.

And the spontaneity of live radio is what makes it special.

And even serious is like, I mean, I can get on the air and drop the F-bomb and M&F'er and say all the crazy things that I'd love to say.

And it takes a lot of the art away from it.

The lion dance is what drew me into radio.

When I'm a kid, riding with my dad to school, we're listening to Stevens and Pruitt.

I don't know what year this is.

1985.

I was born in 72.

This was fourth grade due to math.

Yeah.

And Uncle Waldo would come on at 727 or something every day.

And he'd listen and they'd say terribly sexual innuendo stuff.

Nymphia scooter pie was one of the characters.

And she was talking about stirrup pants and how she didn't like it because when she toots, it blows her shoes off.

Just really stupid stuff.

But that was my introduction to this.

And then when I was about 16, now 15, I'm running errands from my dad around Dallas Port Worth's Drive.

I started listening to Howard Stern, which, you know, the first time you heard Howard Stern, you're like, what the hell is this?

And I was shocked.

That's the gist of shock radio, right?

So I just started getting into it.

And then you guys came on in Dallas.

Yes, the Russ Martin show.

And y'all were the first show to beat Stern in a market.

Correct.

And y'all were morning, no, y'all were afternoons.

We started mornings and then we went to afternoons.

He came to morning.

I'll tell you the truth, JD.

I'd listened to y'all and try to get it, but I never quite got it.

Never got it.

It really never got under my skin.

The comedy, the cheap humor that you produced was fine.

The cheap school yard humor.

It was.

But like Stern had this deep thing subconscious thing that he was running under the table under the comedy that you guys just weren't quite good enough to do.

You're right.

And Stern was smart.

Russ was stupid.

Funny, stupid.

Yeah, stupid, funny.

So he had this.

He had two, he had two layers going.

Right.

He had cheap locker room, bad taste humor.

But underneath it, fart jokes, he was running this psychological feel that, that you couldn't do.

It was much smarter than Russ.

Correct.

So when I got hurt in, I got in a wheelchair.

I'm like, and when I had my bars and stuff when I was in college, I used to do a little

stand up there and I always had the gift to get, but I was sitting at a dinner table with a bunch of smart asses.

Sure.

My grandfather would sit down at the dinner table in front of the whole thing, big old long table, 20 people, and tell terribly racist jokes, terribly racist jokes.

Can I tell any?

No.

Why?

Because we're on FM.

Right.

If we run podcasts, you just let it all out.

So that might be better because I'd like to tell some of the jokes right now.

The thing is with that, once you do it, there's nothing left to do.

You can say some nasty word and then what?

It's much more talent to not do it.

I can tell one of them.

Dance around.

Oh no.

Here we go.

I can tell one of them.

I was in it 20 years.

And this isn't bad.

Hold on to your ears, folks.

Here we go.

This guy, I mean, this is dumb.

I'm five years old, listen to this.

Okay.

But he's like, two guys are standing on the Empire State Building.

Okay.

And there's an African American fellow and this white guy.

And he's, the white guy is telling the black guy, if you jump off the building this time

of night, the way the wind tunnel is coming down between the buildings, it'll bring you

back up.

And so the other guy's like, no way.

He's like, yeah, he's like, show me.

He's like, okay, so he jumps off the building.

Do you already know this?

No.

Okay.

He jumps off the building.

He gets to the ground.

He brings him back up at the top of the Empire State.

Wow.

And the other guy's like, man, there's no way.

There's no way.

He's like, I'll do it again.

So he does it again.

And then the guy, the black guy jumps off.

I didn't have to say black guy.

Why don't we just take that out?

The other guy.

Yeah.

Let's start over.

Well, I'll just say my, you're right.

We'll start over.

This is exactly why we can't do this.

We can't do the podcast.

Yeah.

Right.

So the other guy jumps off and he falls to the ground and dies.

Sure.

And the other people behind him watching says, man, that's Superman.

It's a mean son of a bitch when he's been drinking.

All right.

Yeah.

That's pretty good.

Yeah.

That's pretty good.

Yeah.

That's the cleanest one.

Yeah.

There's no racial undertone in that setup or punch line.

It could have been anybody.

Okay.

He's not a hater.

He's a Texan.

He's the accidental racist.

Anyway, we get to, I get hurt.

I'm in a wheelchair.

What are we going to do with my career?

Because I'm never supposed to walk again.

I couldn't go to car auctions anymore.

Right.

And Stern's coming off the radio.

He's going to XM.

I'm listening to you guys in Dallas.

I'm like, I can do better than that.

I get it.

That's what I thought.

I guess that's what I thought.

Yeah.

I'm not saying it's true.

It's just what I thought.

That's what I could do from a wheelchair.

I got to do something for.

So I talked, uh, Lindy Parr in Wichita Falls, Texas, into Let Me Take Over Saturdays under

the guise that it was going to be a car show.

It applied to it.

Oh my God.

Just talk about cars.

I'm just going to talk about cars.

And there's a good morning.

It's your local car show.

And the truth is this whole thing 20 years later is still exactly that.

Yeah.

It's a, it's not car show.

No.

It's not as much a car show as I can jump off that building and bring me back up.

10% cars.

Yeah.

Right.

Oh, we only have 43 seconds.

Yeah.

Everybody's waiting to know what's going on, but you're going to have to do it after

the break here.

Well, these are good stories they can wait.

Um, okay.

So the lightning round is coming up.

I mean, that's a big ball buster having to wait through the lightning round speaking

of car show.

Kidding.

It's your show.

Maybe we just powered through this time.

Okay.

So we'll, we'll take a break for a minute.

Yeah.

We'll get to the next segment.

There you go.

And I will probably tell a little bit more of this story.

And then it probably, because the lightning round is short.

Yeah.

Two minutes.

So this is going to take a minute.

You guys get comfortable.

I got something to say.

Have a drink.

I'm going to explain what the hell's going on here.

Yeah.

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British Columbia, Canada.

How the hell do you know who I am?

You're on the air.

Up they hung up.

I scared them off.

Those Canadians, I cussed at them when I said hell.

That scared them.

Oh, that's a bad word there.

Victor, my favorite drug mechanic, Mexican in California.

How are you, sir?

Hey, what's going on, man?

I just wanted to give you guys a celebration for your 20th.

Thank you.

I just wanted to say, you know, it was 2023 when I first came onto this show and you guys

were messing with Bobo.

I don't know if Bobo remembers.

He showed up drunk.

He was late to work.

He had no shirt and you guys were putting whipped cream all over his face.

Oh, yes.

When I looked on this, I was like, man.

When I saw that, I was like, these are my people.

And ever since, I have a visit to Saturday and thank you for all your service, my friend.

Thank you, sir.

Sean, Florida, good morning.

You're on the air.

Morning.

How are you, sir?

Good.

I congratulate you on your 20 years.

You're very funny.

I'm funny.

Turley, did you hear that?

You're very funny.

I'm not just funny.

I'm very funny.

Thank you, sir, Florida.

Speech and pediment, Terrence.

What's up?

Okay, I'm sure it's about them.

Wild iron fires, $40,000.

No, no, no.

We're not going to, this is not a speech and pediment, Terrence Newsbreak.

Not right now.

This is the life around.

I thought you had, wanted to congratulate us on our 20 years and congratulate

yourself for about five of being a.

That was one of those congratulations on your 20 years.

Thank you, George and Cyprus.

What's up?

Hey, John, question.

Give me the VIN that jingle, you know, so easy you can do it in your underwear.

Who came up?

Sell us your car.

You can play it.

Sell us your car.

Give me the VIN.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

So first of all, I'd like to start out explaining that Bobo is a straight male.

Yes.

But he, every voice in that track, he took about 11 different cuts of that jingle and

changed his octave and he obviously put his man parts in a news to get it up that high

at one point and he cut that track.

It was my idea and I can't tell you how many people have told me like professionals.

You need to redo that.

It sounds hokey.

It sounds wrong.

And I'm like, I think that that jingle actually made the company.

I mean, everybody knows it.

Everybody remembers it.

Kids sing it.

Right.

Seriously.

That's how parents remember it.

Oh yeah.

That's it.

Bobo, that was it.

I'd like to give you some credit.

Yes, Bobo.

I throw around compliments like manholes.

Sure.

And that was, that worked out.

Do you know I really worked hard on that and I hated it and I thought I'll show them.

I'm going to show John that you can't just make a jingle.

Right.

Did you grab one girl from the office to sing a high pitch?

Yeah.

Wendy, Wendy Hill did a, did a high octave.

Yeah.

That's funny.

She's a singing gal.

All right.

So we're going to get back to the where we're going next story with the show.

I was going to ask you a quick question.

So normally when you make a hit song, there's calls of residuals.

You get paid for years and years and years.

How much have you gotten paid so far?

Well, I wrote it.

So I get the copy.

You get the copyright.

I get the publishing.

Right.

But, but Bobo has not been paid extra for making the audio that day.

We've got our own deal.

I'm going to play it one more time.

Just so you can think about the money you're missing out on.

So what's the limit of you giving 10%?

Thank you.

Think of all the money you can give in here.

If he could do it for us, he could do it for you.

Bobo's Jingle Service.

We'll be right back.

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What's up John Clay?

Congratulations on 20 years of Gimmie the Vin radio.

I've enjoyed it even before I met you.

And now that we're friends, I realize that you have a six sense of humor.

But I like it.

20 years.

It is actually a very long time.

But I will tell you what.

As they have always said, you have a face for radio.

Thanks for all the time.

He's not at it.

He's out there doing a car show.

Some lowrider thing.

He's getting his inner Hispanic on in Odessa.

He actually brought his lowrider out there.

Okay.

But what's out here?

Right here I've got the F6.

His guys brought the F6.

He and I share a child.

We share custody of this car.

I've got the title.

So I'm the legal custodian at this point.

But they did bring the child.

So he's got it.

His guys brought it out here.

I really appreciate them bringing it out here for you guys.

Come to Gas Monkey Eye South this morning.

We're out by Nebraska Fertilmark.

And we've got the F6 sitting out front.

And the fire chicken is going to be here in a minute.

Because you guys, the longtime listeners have heard all these stories about these cars.

That we built and painfully.

And we brought them here today to share the pain with the public.

Was it both about three years?

Yeah.

Actually, it took about three years to do a rest-o.

Okay.

Where were we?

We were talking about.

I have not told anybody the truth about the actual fact about where the show is.

What is next for the show?

Yeah.

So go to JCWShow.com.

Click join so you can get on the mailing list.

And I do see somebody in here on the thing saying that I'm going to drag this out for

the next three hours.

And then explain on the video that launches on YouTube at noon.

That's brilliant.

That is a brilliant idea.

Great idea.

And if I would have thought about that, I probably would have done that.

Would have done it.

Because that's pretty damn smart.

But I'm not as smart as you.

And I appreciate the idea.

Where were we?

We were talking about the show and the backlog of it and how it happened.

So I'm in a wheelchair.

I'm listening to Stern.

He's leaving.

Broadcast.

Broadcast right now.

He's going to XM.

Going to satellite.

They replaced him with David Lee Roth.

I'm listening to that.

It's the biggest train wreck of all time.

All four.

They replaced him in the west coast with Adam Corolla.

I'm like, that's pretty, he's a pretty good replacement.

There's a guy up in Cleveland named Shane French Rover.

And he's basically a Stern impersonator.

Now I'm sure he won't appreciate me saying that.

But he's been doing that for a long time.

And I'm like, I'm listening to you guys, JD.

Russ Martin show.

And then the ticket.

I was listening to the ticket and I was just trying to get my angle of how to do this.

Where do I fall?

So I started on the radio in West Shelf Falls, Texas, masked as a car show and immediately

started getting out and comparing boob jobs to paint jobs.

And the guys are looking at me like, because they paired me with a host.

They didn't trust me enough to do this by myself.

They gave you some of that.

Yeah.

Scotty Preston.

God rest his soul.

So when I started off my beaten path that I wasn't supposed to be doing as a car show,

everybody got nervous.

I'm like, hey, y'all just need to calm down.

Our job is to entertain people and have listeners, not to push cars.

So, and we go along and this thing, I sell the dealership, move back to Fort Worth.

I wanted my chance to beat you guys, JD.

That was what I really wanted to do.

So I started this noon show.

And well, actually we started a noon show up in Vernon on a, in West Shelf Falls on an

AM station.

The daily nooner.

And I said, if I can beat Rush Limbaugh in this mall market on this time spot in the ratings,

then I'm good enough to, it's a signal to keep going.

And it took about three months that we beat Rush Limbaugh in the diaries up there.

Okay.

Came down here, had to do the whole thing on big Dallas radio, talked them into putting

us on, had to lie and say it was a car show.

Gavin Spittle is the one that let me try it.

And here we go again.

Started the noon show on a crappy AM, terrible, terrible crappy AM down here.

And it started gaining traction.

And I'm telling the network, like, like, look at what's happening.

They don't care.

No.

Because they don't want me to do this.

Stern embarrassed them so bad.

So bad.

He left the radio.

And he left Terrestrial.

They fired y'all over it.

They flipped the whole thing to sports.

So Tom Bigby from Philadelphia, it's like, let me tell you something, boy, if this is

really your dream, you need to learn how to talk sports.

Because we're done with hot talkers.

It's over.

It'll never happen again.

And that's your only thing.

So I get with Bruce Gilbert, who's a big sports thing, and he sees what I'm putting

down.

He's like, you can do this, but you're going to have to go to sports.

And I was like, man, I just don't want to do sports.

I mean, sports is fine.

But I want to do what I want to give people.

I want to give people that feeling that I felt when I was 15 years old listening to

Stern when I first got my license.

I want to give them that feeling that Stevenson Pruitt was putting out when I was fourth

grade listening to the radio.

That's what I want to do.

Mac, if he's actually doing a pretty good job of that with his show on ESPN today, so

he has blended it with sports.

But that's really the basis of this show.

And we lied to get on the air with the car show crap.

And there's still car culture.

That's involved in it.

And that was always, there's sports stations, they're big one like the ticket.

They don't do a lot of sports.

There's culture, and then it happens to be sports.

It's culture, conversation, bar talk here.

There's a little car here too.

Gas money, ice house.

Everybody's lined up at the bar right now.

I'm getting a little thirsty myself.

So I was going to retire.

I told you guys we're going to retire.

And I told, we went through several rounds of negotiations and I just kept saying, no, no, no.

So they offered this and they offered that.

And then we're talking to intercom.

They've got all the great sports stations around the country.

And they're like, and I went back to that conversation with Bruce Gilbert.

And they're like, what if we reshape this as a sports car show and you did our network?

Because they've got great stations.

Intercom does around the country.

And I'm like, because obviously I've reopened my idea of entering negotiations about continuing the show.

So I'm looking at serious, intercom, looking at I-Heart.

And then I-Heart were on rock stations.

On intercom, we would be on sports stations.

And on serious, we would be on clear cut, whatever we want.

And I can tell you that next week, the 4th of July, we will be off there.

I knew it.

Because we will be on replay because we ain't going anywhere.

We just signed a new deal with I-Heart and we're adding 115 stations all over the country.

What?

Seriously? Wow.

You added 150.

We'll have 115 affiliates across the country.

Hold on.

I'm not leaving.

What?

What did we go?

I'm not leaving!

No!

The show goes on!

This is my home!

They're going to need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here!

Because I ain't going nowhere!

Oh, good, good.

And I guarantee the media will like that too.

You were yelling in those meetings.

Oh!

Yelling.

I mean, they bring in big guys that are like my friends that I really respect and they start pressing on me.

I had to start barking back like, hey, I don't care.

Here's what this is about. Here's how we're going to do this.

But there was one final and it was two weeks ago when I was sitting up in New York City.

And no, we were at the University.

So there's one station that I always wanted to be on that we never were good enough.

We're not good enough, JD!

You're not good enough.

Not from New York.

And I said, listen, I said, we got it all handled.

Q104 in New York.

WAXQ, the big one.

They're not going to do it.

It's a deal breaker.

Sorry.

Good luck then.

It's a deal breaker, dead effin' deal.

You're kidding me.

You're going to blow this whole thing over.

I'm going to blow the whole thing over one station.

Why would you do that?

I said, because my mom lives there.

They're like, where's your mom live?

I said, she's buried in Greenwich, Connecticut.

Right.

And that dude looked at me and he said, that ain't fair.

You're insane, right?

He said, are you kidding me?

I said, hell no, I'm not kidding you.

That is something that I wanted to do.

It's just a point of the matter.

I spend a lot of time up there.

I'm like, I am doing that.

And they're like, you're really going to blow this whole deal over this station.

I'm going to blow the whole deal over this station.

They'll hung up.

Call back.

New York City, Q104.

We will be there.

Next.

We are?

Yeah.

The Northeast.

So next weekend we'll be on replay.

And then the big network starts on the 11th.

July 11th.

All of the new 115 stations.

I was like, I want, they're like, what do you want?

I want clearance like Casey effin' cases.

Every station in the day.

I want to be Saturday mornings across the Americas, everywhere.

That's how this is going to go.

If we're not good enough for that, then I'm not good enough to do it.

And it's time for me to quit.

I'm tired of trying to prove myself to you people.

You people.

I said, I'm going to talk to one program director.

And I don't want any of the rest of them to have my phone number.

You handle it.

Oh, wow.

We were taking no calls for program directors on Monday mornings.

You handle it.

And Elliot Wood in Houston, the guy that's Rod Ryan's guy, he can be the show coach.

He can be my handler.

That's fine.

He can deal with your guys.

I ain't doing it.

No more.

I'm busy.

I got to do.

No more calls.

Don't.

That kid was close right there.

I didn't say it.

He's a good totally.

I'm a professional.

Did I say the S1?

No.

I know what I'm doing.

He's close.

And he's got some respect.

It's about time.

They give people.

You know, the show's going to be better.

Just now he uses that S1.

We're good.

We're close.

You got three meters.

Three meters.

It's bigger than the both of them.

We will not be on KLS next week.

We will be on alt rock 97.

We're leaving.

Oh, wow.

I didn't know the calls.

In California.

Let's see.

I've got this long list here.

So we're leaving KLS.

Yes. Wow. I'm seven.

But we're going to an all-i-heart network. Oklahoma City.

We are leaving the cat. We're going to this is why I needed you to have it ready.

So OKC. We're going to be on K. O. K. Q.

Yep. Starting on 11th doesn't have the key.

The go to JCW show dot com click join.

We're going to send out an email where everybody can catch us

on terrestrial all over the country. Q. 94 points.

Minneapolis. I've never been to Minneapolis,

but we're fixed to go on July 11th on the air.

That's on KQ Q. L. FM.

And he's never really offended somebody.

The truth test. Oh, yeah.

Same. San Francisco.

Oh, let's see. K. G. B.

I'm sorry. No, K. O. S. F.

The big one. Yeah. Classic kids.

And that's a big station out there in San Fran.

Do that's a San Francisco.

Portland, we're definitely going to offend some people.

Oh, my God. Seattle.

Bobo's probably going to get shot.

I've been so.

Hey, the my favorite station we're going to be on is in Bismarck.

Bismarck.

People are going to love it.

No, this is this is awesome.

All over Jersey, all over New York, New York.

My my I got relatives in Connecticut.

They're going to be able to hear that station.

That's going to be crazy. Yeah.

They always ask, what do you do? What

I was like, try to explain to him.

Now I'm like, what? Just tune.

Go to the New York station.

We've got two weeks to get new imaging.

I want to change our logo.

Our logo's been up for too long.

It looks like something like a gay version of Ario Speedwagon on neon.

It was fine when I did it.

I was ripping off KZW, the zoo's logo 20 years ago.

It's time to refresh it.

We got a lot of imaging stuff to do.

We need to get row here to do a whole thing.

And we're going to premiere networks to to syndicate this.

So they'll help us with all that.

So the reason the real next next Saturday is 4th of July

and we need two weeks to get to get ready.

We need to get a boob job.

We need to fix our lipstick.

We need to clean up our content.

We just hired another guy to help Bob with show production.

Ayo Dallas guys will know him.

Alan Ayo, he joined the show.

Great guy. And

if we're going to do it, let's do it better.

Right.

Professional.

Better.

No, I don't want to be.

Come on, Mike.

Don't screw it up.

Professionals, but screws it up.

Yeah.

Oh, I agree.

They're already talking about.

You might want to play some music that fits the stations you're going to be on.

You might want to get on these nuts.

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Jerry Wayne, another good guy.

He's hit for me.

I think he's going to sit in for me coming up in a few months, too.

He's a great, he's a great fill in.

I believe he'll be on on the 18th of July because he's going to be going to Walnut Springs, too.

We are going to be doing the show.

I don't know who else is going to be doing it, but Jay Leno's garage, July 25th.

I'm going to be doing the show with Jay Leno inside his garage in LA July 25th.

Man, like you or we?

I don't know because there's a big difference there.

Yeah, we got to figure it out.

We just got to figure out the logistics.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

At least you for sure.

Yeah, the 25th.

25th, I think.

OK. Yeah.

And I told Karola, I mean,

Adam did his podcast with him last year and they auctioned it off to charity for a cancer kids thing.

And then this year, it's me and Jay and the person that buys the auction

for the donation gets to sit in for a segment.

Oh, and I was really I said, I'm going to beat my

my auction for this with Jay is going to bring more than yours did, Adam.

How's that going?

I lost.

Oh, no.

His brought more.

Well, you know, it was lofty goal.

I mean, he is on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Yeah.

But yeah, that's.

800-800-7234.

In case you just tuned in, we just let you know that the show will go on next week.

We will be on replay July 11th.

We're starting the new network.

There'll be 115 stations, rock stations across the country.

There will be no country stations.

No, no country.

Is that right? We argued about that plenty.

Why? And there will be no like country is like rock anymore.

I hear you, dude.

That's in Austin.

We were going to go to KSKC.

Yeah. And that got, you know, the the the programmers just had to win some battles.

They had to win something.

The best compliment I had from one of the big programmers at I heart in New York.

Yep.

He said, I hate to admit that I don't hate the show as much as I used to hate.

I didn't.

That's a great t-shirt right there.

That's a bumper sticker right there.

I don't hate the show as much as I used to hate it.

But yeah, we're going to go.

You got that Barney Frank thing.

Yeah, we're going to go.

Let me let me look at this.

So yeah, we're going to.

I'm going to rattle off some of these market.

I was going to have a Howard Dean, but you go ahead and do it.

Albany, Albuquerque, Allentown, Amarillo, Asheville, Atlanta, Atlantic City,

Austin, Austin, Bakersfield, Baton Rouge, Beaumont, Biloxi, Birmingham,

Bismarck, Brunswick, Brunswick, Brunswick.

What the hell is Brunswick?

I don't know. That's HFX Classic Rock.

This is all starting the 11th of July.

Brian, Canton, Cedar Rapids.

You betcha.

Oh, yeah. Charleston, Charlotte, Radeon and Charlotte.

Cincinnati, Cleveland, Columbus, Columbus, Columbus,

Georgia, Columbus, Ohio, Corpus, Dallas, Dayton.

That's page one, everybody.

Yeah, that's page one.

Detroit, Dickinson, Eer Claire, Euclard.

Euclard. What the hell is that?

Yeah, Euclard. All Claire.

Where's that? Where's All Claire?

I don't know. All Claire.

We're going to have to learn where these players are.

Is his mic turned down?

It's not Gros Point blank.

I thought there was a movie with John.

Erie, El Paso, Farmington, Fayetteville, Florence, Fort Collins,

Fresno, Fort Myers, Fort Smith, Gallup, Grand Forks,

a bunch of little ones.

Grand Rapids, Harrisburg, Harrisonburg, Houston, Huntington,

Huntsville, Indy. Indy, that's good.

Yeah, that's cool.

He's going to read the whole list.

Basically, everywhere.

You mean read the whole list?

Yeah, go ahead. What the hell?

OK, why not?

He's going to read the whole list.

These are all of our new networks.

FN Rockers.

Jackson, Jacksonville, Colleen, Vegas, Lexington, Little Rock,

Los Angeles, 98.7.

Oh, we will be leaving KLOS after this week.

So guys, write it down.

We will be in LA on 98.7.

Remember to go to JCWShow.com and click Join.

And we will be sending this list out.

Louisville, Macon, Milwaukee, Madison, Manchester,

Mansfield, McAllen, Memphis, Miami.

We're already on a Memphis.

We're changing stations, too.

I don't know what.

I'll have his call letters here.

Miami.

Oh, we're back in Miami.

Oh, boy.

Minneapolis, Minnott, Mobile, Modesto, Monroe.

Is the Monroe thing or anyway?

Myrtle Beach, Nashville.

We're already on a Nashville.

New York City, Q104.

We're staying on the same station in New Orleans.

I think we're moving stations in Oklahoma City, too.

What was it?

OK, OK, Q.

Yeah, OK, OK, Q.

Yeah, but nobody.

Oh, it's got the.

Does it have the number?

Doesn't matter.

They'll figure it out.

Just a scratch around.

Philly, we're staying on MGK in Philly, Pensacola, Pittsburgh,

Portland, Portsmouth, Pagoupsi.

Pagoupsi.

Providence, Raleigh, Riverside.

Yeah, it goes on in a sand fray.

I could do this for a while, but there's 115 of them.

So Lord, we're going to get to make a lot of new friends

and offend a lot of new people.

Seattle, which is crazy.

So we're going to go around the country.

We're going to go to San Francisco.

We're going to go to Seattle.

We're going to go.

The greatest ever.

To New York City.

That sounds like maybe Howard Dean.

You remember this one?

New York, La Jolla, and Arizona, and North Dakota,

and New Mexico.

We're going to California, and Texas, and New York.

And we're going to South Dakota, and Oregon, and Washington,

and Michigan.

Yeah.

That was what 2004 that happened.

Yeah.

Yeah, that was all that primary.

You know, one of the staples, already at a time?

Yeah, we went long reading the list,

and then your stories about what's going on.

We have ran out of time.

I want to get into Bobo's impersonations when we come back.

Oh, yeah.

That's always a crowd pleaser.

And I think it's a, since this is our 20th year

in celebration.

Right here at Gas Monkey Ice House.

Come on down Dallas, Texas, if you're in there.

We've got a crowd.

And when we come back, we're going

to talk about the creation of Bobo's impersonations,

and do some of them, and have some fun with it.

My name's John Clay Wolf.

And I'm happy to be here, and I ain't going nowhere.

We'll be right back.

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Morning, everybody.

Good morning, LA.

K-L-O-S. This will be our last day on K-L-O-S.

In two weeks, we will be on Alt 98.7.

We're moving station.

Love you guys.

Had a great time here.

All good things must come to an end.

But we're just moving on your radio, Dallas.

There's really no big deal.

And you can also go to JCWShow.com.

San Diego, we're not moving anywhere.

Vegas, I don't think we're going to move stations.

But if we're not there, just go to JCWShow.

Will the list be published somewhere?

Yeah, we're going to send it out to our mailing list.

So if you go to JCWShow.com, click Join.

We'll send out the whole list of new stations, the 115

everywhere.

You know, Bob, this is a reminisce show, 20 years.

Oh, boy.

You've been with us for 15, 16, 17?

Very near.

I got here and I've been 16.

2008.

Bobbo left a voicemail on my voicemail.

It's all 17 years ago.

And he left a few impersonations on there.

And he was working.

God, it'd be great to have that.

At some place.

And said, hey, if you ever need a, if your co-host is

overtaking the day off, I sure like to do the radio.

And had him up.

And we've pretty much been together ever since.

We've been on the radio with Bob.

Not that time.

Yeah.

Not even been on Booby at all.

I was in my seventh year outside the biz.

Yeah.

You came up and we went to that Chinese place for lunch.

La La's.

The Thai place.

Yeah.

Awesome.

La La's.

And she spoke very broken English.

She asked you what you'd like to eat.

And then she tells you what you're going to have.

Isn't that about right?

How did it go?

You remember the?

Ooh.

You leave your mix.

You must let me know.

So much let me do the cabbage.

Here, broccoli.

Cabbage and broccoli.

Here.

Here you go.

Here.

But he was.

La La was the sweetest, sweetest lady.

But he was making fun of her when she'd walk off

and do impersonations of her.

And I was like, yeah.

Yeah, this makes.

Pylacol.

Not making fun.

It's just like I kind of talk in a tone sort of like yours.

Yep.

Sometimes that's not.

Hi, Pitcher.

That's not really impersonation.

It's kind of it's almost like an involuntary thing, man.

I have to do it.

Your Rush Limbaugh always impressed me.

You see, you got Rush Limbaugh, Johnny Cash, Tiger Woods Mom.

You've got your Asian woman that wears several masks.

You've got homosexual men, homosexual women, angry liberals.

Well, now I know I don't think that's the case of every every character.

Don't make fun of his characters.

Right.

Don't.

He just has to go.

There was one we had.

What was it?

The couple with the dogs.

Now he was definitely.

He was definitely.

But my dream is still kind of out on BJ Ryan.

What about?

I mean, I don't, you know, I don't.

What?

I don't see any evidence of that.

Stop it.

Is this his brother?

Is he here right now?

Oh my god.

BJ Ryan, everybody, everybody, BJ Ryan.

Yes, all right.

BJ Ryan.

Oh my god.

You know, when Mrs. Opportunity like this, see my big brother.

So we're gas monkey ice house.

I told you we're no brothers.

Ass heist.

Yeah.

Ass heist.

Ass heist monkey clown.

OK.

Gas monkey ass house.

And you did very well.

I'm sorry that the show's over.

It shows.

But now you and me can do the weather.

Which, Pond, you can go away now since the show is over.

The podcast is going to be a wonderful thing.

I'm going to wear my cat woman suit.

Cat woman.

Yes, I saw that in Hollywood.

Well, yeah, I know.

Around.

That's what cat woman.

I was what you were doing.

And then.

And then what?

Every other Monday, we're going to do a special midnight show.

And I'm going to dress like Poison Ivy.

No, you're not.

Poison Ivy.

No, you're not.

It's wonderful.

JD's always had these phobias about the Batman villains.

Really?

Don't even say the word penguin.

If you all are watching Bobo do this on the live stream

at JCWShow.com, you'll notice that he takes his tongue

and shoves it to the front of his mouth

to create a lisp effect.

So it's a gay, lispy.

What's he talking about?

He prays.

And his mannerisms change, too, which is right.

He channels these characters.

Yeah.

Like Hannah.

Absolutely.

I've never noticed this Bobo.

Because I'm sitting further away from you.

The way your tongue is.

Where did you learn to do that?

It's an instrument.

Well, you know, it's when you do it, my parents

did the wrong thing and really encouraged me

to do these things.

You remember the streak by Ray Stevens?

Sure.

When I was six or seven, I did that all the way through.

All the different voices and everything.

And it's just something that like.

Where did you get that Rush Limbaugh down so good?

Did you?

Because you had that in your pocket before you met me.

I listened to Rush Limbaugh for, you know, 30 years.

When I was out of radio, I worked a lot of night jobs.

Oh.

And I listen to him every day.

Here we go.

Oh, we're going to work, work, work, work.

John?

Yep.

Really, how are you?

Well, we're having a 20-year party at the Gas McGuy

house and announcing our new radio network of 115 stations

across the country.

Now, Rush, it's not quite as large as the excellent

and broadcasting network once was.

However, it's on FM's and not AM's.

So the AM's really don't count.

So you really didn't count.

That's absolutely true.

The end of the.

Look.

It was a lot easier to get those illegal prescription

pills that helped me get by.

I only got a bottle of scotch over there.

Oh.

That's going to be a big help.

There's a lot of.

God, we're watching a lot of soccer in heaven.

You don't like soccer?

Do I like soccer?

Soccer?

I feel like you're treating me like Mr. Howell.

I'm going to take my polo pony out to the soccer field,

watch these guys fall down and wail at us.

Horrible, terrible.

What do you think about Rush, since your.

Your heart is a Republican news reporter.

I said last week, if you all remember when that

announcement came up, they were going to close us straight.

I was like, oh, here we go.

And yesterday we fired back at Iran.

I don't know if you get the paper up in heaven.

That's not.

Think about this.

Here's the thing about Iran.

I like to pronounce it Iran.

They are wrong.

It makes me think of Iran.

OK, no fault.

The thing that I ran is they'll shoot.

And then we'll shoot.

And we're all shooting for a while.

And it's almost like it's not like a full fledged dinner.

It's more like a brunch war.

Waffles and omelets and a big bloody Mary.

No, not at all.

And you're going to hear first, first, first,

of the excellence in broadcasting.

Tell it all alone from God.

Thank you.

I didn't realize Rollins was on the film.

Roland, you there?

Yeah, what's up, man?

How's the low rider contest in Odessa?

It's a pretty big show.

I haven't gotten there yet, but it's like takes up four bills.

You know, Richard has replaced Bobbo as the show alcohol.

Amen.

He's actually unfortunately.

What are you trying to say, man?

I am not sitting in a hotel room in Midland,

Odessa drinking beer at 10 a.m.

No.

Well, you know, I heard it's pretty big.

I'm not there yet.

I'm hanging out in the hotel room having a few pops before I get warmed up.

Well, your place has plenty of people here and your guys bought the F six out here.

Took gas monkey ice house and I appreciate that.

I saw them unloading that baby at 7 30 this morning and wish you could make it.

Well, after you're done, Josh can take you for a ride or whatever.

I need to do that.

You're driven again.

I haven't drank it.

I have not driven it yet.

You got to drive.

I'm going to drive it today.

That's perfect.

Did you notice Josh can take you for a ride?

Yeah, right.

Josh, he can be your shop around.

You've got enough insurance.

You can drive it.

So what was I going to ask you?

What's the deal out there?

Is it Hispanic?

It's called the West Texas Super Show.

It takes up about four buildings that have a Coliseum area, fairgrounds, and I guess

it's a little bit of everything.

Right.

And you got out there last night?

Yeah, I had to because they didn't have any flights this morning.

Did you go to my buddy's restaurant last night?

What's called something?

I did.

I went to something prime prime.

Cowboy prime.

Yeah.

I did go there.

It was a hop and little spot.

Had a good dinner.

I texted your buddy and told him I was going to go there.

If you wanted me to do some social media, but he didn't text me back.

So I just left it alone.

I guarantee he didn't notice you.

I said it's Richard Rawlings, John Clay's friend.

Well, that's pretty detailed.

Yeah.

I mean, I know him pretty well.

He's not to call me.

He goes, hey, John Clay, fuck that dude.

Don't that, John.

Richard, we're still on FM.

You gotta watch that.

We did.

We did just announce we're not going anywhere.

We're adding like, I don't know.

We're going to have total 115 or 117 affiliates across the country.

So the show, we just did a three year deal with I heart, New York City to Miami to San

Frans.

LA everywhere, San Fran.

Well, congratulations.

You now have to work for three more years of Saturday.

I hear you.

But I just, I just got it in my bones, dude.

I'm just not ready to quit.

I thought I was, but I'm just not ready to quit.

I'm not a quitter.

I get it.

Not a quitter, Richard.

There you go.

All right.

The place there.

Everybody having fun?

Everybody's having fun.

Daddy's checking in on the kids, everybody.

We got to go to break, man.

Have a good time out there at the car show and I will see you when you get back.

All right, man.

Later.

Got calls coming up.

800-800-7234-800-800 radio.

The car segments coming up.

Carlos Average Ruffer clean from S-Boxes to Lamborghini's classic cars.

The best of the guys that call with their classic car projects that aren't finished yet.

I'm a really good buyer on those.

You should really call in now because I'll probably get you out.

I might pay you profit on your car project.

If somebody's out here wants to sell a car, they can come up here.

If you want to sell your car project, load it on the trailer and bring it up here right now

in all its glory.

If you need two trailers to pick up to get it up here, bring it up here.

We don't want to see it and talk to you about it.

And you can explain what went wrong.

All right, we'll be right back.

All right.

Now, back to the John Clay Wolf Show presented by GiveMeTheVin.com.

Hit them up right now.

1-800-800-RATIO.

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

And remember to go to JCWShow.com and click Join so that you will get the list of where

you are coming in your city because we just signed a three-year deal with I Heart and

we're going all over the country 115 affiliates and there will be some radio stations in the

cities that you listen to that will be changing.

So we will get an email of the list.

You can match up and figure out where to find us on the radio on Saturday morning.

Steven Filly, the president of our founder.

Isn't he the founder?

Yeah, founder.

And he's turned into...

Steve, I'm sorry I was up there in Lancaster, Pennsylvania yesterday.

Obviously, I wasn't in PA.

How are you?

I'm good, man.

I'm ecstatic to hear the news.

Me too.

It wasn't...

I'm just telling you.

It wasn't done until Tuesday.

Tuesday afternoon is when we finally finalized this deal.

I don't know why it had to be dramatic, but it has always got to be dramatic.

You got a year.

You got a year heads up.

It's got to be dramatic.

There's nothing like pressure at the end.

That's what it is.

They buckled.

Not everybody buckled.

I buckled too.

You know, the New York deal, we're off at 10.

That was give and take.

Yeah, that pissed me off.

I'm going to fix that.

Let them grow to love you.

You're going to get married, right?

Do what?

Yeah, it's just like...

It's not like when you get married.

What's on your mind today?

I don't know.

Okay, come back when you know.

Congratulations.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Yeah, man.

It's exciting.

Dorian and Pittsburgh.

All good, man.

The girls are happy.

That's all that matters.

We're staying on WDV in Pittsburgh.

Love that station.

Love you guys.

Thank you.

Scott Stephenson, Louisiana.

Hey, John.

Hi.

The pageant cookers down here for the festivals are going to be happy to hear you on the radio

while we cook our gumbo.

Thank you, Steve.

We're staying.

I know I don't need him.

Who's Cool Hand Luke?

Cool Hand Luke in Virginia.

You're on the air.

Hey.

Hey, good morning to you, John.

And we'll pack.

Congratulations on your 20 years.

Thanks, man.

Hey, quick question for you.

What's the best Richard Rowland story that you have with getting in reference to cars

or at the, at the bar in drawing up cars?

There's got to be a good one.

Him and Dennis going to Connecticut to buy that.

What was that Hot Wheels called with the two engines?

The something called.

Yeah.

Hot Wheels cars.

Yeah.

And we were drinking a little bit.

Dennis showed up and started drinking.

And they were going to the airport to go and invited me to go.

And I said, you guys are going to get in trouble on this trip.

And I am not going to partake.

And they're like, you're such a downer.

So they get so drunk in the airport when they were coming home.

They got arrested.

Kind of.

They just couldn't get on the plane.

They couldn't get on the plane.

Okay.

And the cops took them back to their hotel and they missed their flight.

And Richard stayed up there for a while.

Just decided to air it out and have fun.

He could have went on the flight with you on your plane.

Why didn't go on that trip?

Well, they arranged it.

I bet you would go out in the case.

Yeah.

I wouldn't have flown my plane up there for that stupid ass car.

No.

But yeah, I don't know if that's a good one.

But you know, unfortunately, I mean, Richard's, he plays the character of the town drunk, rock

and roll drunk partier.

And he's actually not.

He's really straightened up.

His business.

I mean, he's still, I think he's taking some time off.

But yeah, he's, he's, he's, he's not as drinking as much as she used to.

His wild days are behind them a little bit.

A little bit.

Thanks, cool hand.

All right.

My name is John Clay Wolf.

I didn't take any car calls.

I forgot to.

It's a different day.

It's a different show.

It's a celebration.

It's 20 years.

And they could bring your car out here to a gas monkey ice house, right?

Yeah.

At gas monkey ice house out here in the colony off Spring Creek.

Just come bring your car.

Checkbooks here.

We'll buy a car.

One thing I can commit to this year is we are going to travel more and we are going to do some more

remote.

Get out more college football coming up.

Come in.

Go to JCW show.com.

Click join.

Get on the email list and we will keep you apprised of our plans on remotes, et cetera.

And I'll be in California on the 25th at Jay Leno's garage.

That won't be open to the public.

I don't think.

That'd be pretty cool if it was.

He may be select people.

Yeah.

Oh, and we're doing a deal with I heart on the, I'll tell you about that when we get back.

All right.

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Everybody listen up.

Ted Nugent from the man cave.

Cook was now the arsenal of democracy, the Nugent family and all the American.

And I'm going to kick his out there.

Like say congratulations, John Clay Wolf, a salute to you in the working hard, playing

hard asset column of America 20 years on the radio.

God bless.

And he used my truth logic common sense radio.

John, I love you, buddy.

I salute you.

I admire you and barbecue like you mean it.

Thank you.

I talked to him that before last he didn't have you already gotten that from the video.

I think we're going to say word about it.

That's funny.

I see pre K over there signing autographs for his new rap CD.

Yes, yes.

Middle aged white people.

I did not know it would be your target demo, but you got a pre K congratulations.

Blonde middle aged.

Blonde middle aged one.

Not middle aged 40 year old white girls.

Who would have thought?

800-800-7234.

So Scott from Vegas.

Good morning.

Scott.

I was captain.

What do you hope?

So Scott came in from Vegas.

He's been a badass Wolf Packer fan.

Love this guy.

What did you bring me?

It says Fusso.

So, gentlemen, I bought a 2007 Fusso in Mustang.

Okay.

So when I had the license plate, I ordered the 2007 Fusso.

I thought I had an extra plate.

I thought I'd bring it to you and maybe you could hang it out.

Take a picture.

People love it.

It's awesome.

Do you still have that car?

I do.

You want 18 grand for it?

No.

Let's not offend the guy.

I mean, the guy comes all the way from Vegas.

You kick him in the nuts.

I'm going to try.

I'll tell you the truth.

We sold a convertible version of that with 18,000 miles on it for 23 and a half on Wednesday.

So that's the market.

That's what we got for it.

That's awesome.

So I've got a special request for you.

Go ahead, John.

And this is part of an announcement of a deal we're doing.

You know the Falcon Jet, Car Force One.

Yes.

You're a pilot from way back.

Are you still typed?

Yes.

In what?

Gulfstream.

Okay.

When's the last time you flew?

Well, I'm training pilots every day now.

Okay.

In simulators.

In the simulator, yeah.

Okay.

In Vegas.

So you would be, in order to be valid in my plane on the right seat, I'm not going to

go get you typed.

You know what that costs.

Yeah.

But you could be a co-pilot with just three bounces with a PIC.

Yeah, under 61.58, that's correct.

Okay.

So we made it, we're doing a deal with I Heart.

Part of the I Heart Music Festival in Las Vegas.

Yep.

That is this September.

Do you remember MTV's, this is going way back, Lost Weekend Promotion for Van Halen,

when they said, go subscribe, come in, and we're going to pick a winner and pick them

up in a Learjet and take them to the Van Halen concert.

Okay.

Do you remember this whole thing?

It was on MTV.

It was all over the place.

I remember it.

Oh yeah.

That left a stamp on my brain.

So we're doing JCW show Lost Weekend for the listeners, and I Heart's going to promote

it across all their stations to promote their deal, where we go pick the winner, we were

going to go pick them up in Car Force One, take them to Las Vegas, get them special privileges

at the I Heart Radio Music Awards.

VIP.

And then take them, I don't know if we're taking them home, probably going to commercial

home.

It gets a little expensive.

You can figure their way back.

Very bad ass if one of the main wolf packers is the right seat pilot.

Oh yeah.

Well, maybe we should work that out.

Maybe.

Well, what would keep us from working that out?

I have to know the date, I guess.

I've got other commitments.

Okay.

If you look up that weekend, so figure you'll fly out Friday morning, go pick these people

up.

I sure hope the winner's not in Maine.

Yeah, it could be there, Bismarck, it could be, I mean, there's Cincinnati, New York,

Seattle, anywhere, anywhere in the country, right?

Yeah.

Two people?

I don't know.

Two, I imagine it's probably what is going to be here.

I mean, two people for sure.

Yeah.

We're not going to make two stops.

No.

I can tell you that.

No, no, no, same area.

But we'll probably do four.

Oh wow.

Why not?

I don't know.

Have your group of friends.

I got to get with I Heart and figure out the details, but we're going to do Lost Weekend

to promote with Car Force One, the JCW show.

And Scott's going to be the pilot.

Congratulations.

You just found this out.

When you sat down, you didn't realize that you just signed up for that.

So, you thought, you hear, you thought he was just going to give you a license plate.

Right.

That'll be fun.

All right.

Well, thank you for the license plate.

And I'll send the picture to Fuss.

And the Lost Weekend on the planes, there's probably a lot of stories on those planes

with the partying.

Oh yeah.

I mean, I'm sure you've had stories on planes before.

Oh yeah.

When I was flying for the Venetians.

Oh yeah.

Would people have sex on the airplanes?

It's a yes or no question.

I plead the fifth.

I would think that is.

Yeah.

Were there girls that dance on the planes?

Oh yeah.

We saw everything.

How many years did you do that?

You were a pilot from MGM?

No, Venetian.

OK.

Sheldon Alson.

And you were flying him personally, but you were also, they had a fleet of birds and they

go around and pick up their high rollers, right?

That's great.

So, they actually did exactly what we're talking about doing.

So, this will be right in your wheelhouse.

The difference is that F-100 doesn't have the headroom that a golf stream has.

No pun intended.

I can headroom it's fine.

But standup room it's fine.

Yeah.

And I'm going to need a chaperone on there because that is my plane and I don't want

anybody screwing on it.

Get the plastic on the seats.

Be like boys in the hood.

Do you remember when they put the plastic on the seats of the couches and they're like,

we might wrap it.

We'll see.

All right, Scott.

Thanks again.

Thank you.

And thanks for being the pilot and offering to do this.

And clearing your schedule to do so.

All the wealth packers on the chat, I don't know how you're going to register for this

giveaway.

We'll do that next week and they'll start promoting it probably in a week.

That's awesome.

I can't wait to.

I mean, can I register?

Because I'd like to do that.

That'd be awesome.

They need to be the chaperone.

Oh, man.

Yeah.

That's a responsibility.

Maybe.

You know what?

I think I can handle that.

Yeah.

I mean, we got a board on now.

Yeah.

Yeah, I can handle that.

Right.

So, you're not trying.

You're not changing that board anymore when we're out.

That'll be fun.

Yeah, I'd rather send it down with somebody on my team.

Yeah.

Scott is definitely on our team.

There's only so much Scott can do.

We have a lot of alcoholics in our listening crowd.

Yeah.

And I don't want anybody puking on my bird.

All right.

How much time we got?

We got to go.

We'll be right back.

Mail from jail is coming up.

My name's John Clay Wolf.

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

And we are happy to be here and we are staying.

We're back for LA and July 11th.

We're moving from KLO S2, KYSR 98.7 Alt FM, home of the Woody Show.

Be right back.

Yeah.

We're back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

Hey John Clay.

Congratulations on 20 years on the radio.

Give me the VIN.com.

Get you some of that.

Who's that?

That was a little bit.

Yeah.

Dennis Collins.

Cool.

Thank you Dennis.

That's a little Dennis Collins.

I see we have a lady here.

Mike, what's the story?

We do indeed.

I don't know.

This is Ellen.

Hello.

You know sometimes radio shows will take requests.

Yeah.

She would like to make a request actually of you Bob.

He needs to go up.

Can you?

He needs his ears up.

He's the way he's saying it.

This is Ellen.

Hello Ellen.

Hello.

You've been a fan for a long time.

Actually I moved to Texas four years ago and that's how I find you on 92.5.

Oh yeah?

Cool.

Yep.

You weren't on in Pittsburgh yet or you weren't in Indianapolis either.

No.

We started in Indianapolis on July 11.

That's awesome.

Awesome.

That'd be fun.

And you better get a request.

I certainly do.

What did you like to hear?

One of my favorite Bobo characters is Johnny Cash.

Oh yeah.

Let's see if we can get him in from heaven here.

Let's see.

It takes a moment.

We have to dial in heaven.

Oh here he comes.

I smell him.

He wears old spice.

Hello I'm Johnny Cash.

Johnny you got a radio fan there?

Yeah we do in fact.

A favorite of yours.

Yes.

You know that's how I met my first wife.

On the radio?

It didn't last very long.

No.

That's too bad.

Sometimes you have to just cut bait.

Yes.

Like they might do in this letter from an inmate here.

Look at what he got.

Now as we expel from jail, entry reads, I've been listening to your show for the past year

or so and I wanted to write to tell you it's an awesome show.

I might be new to the party but I'm disappointed you're going to be off the air soon.

I'm sure you and the crew will find more to do.

I hope I can tune in.

I literally have all the time in the world because I'm serving a live sentence for murder.

Oh no.

That's a tough way to go.

I'm an electrician by trade.

I had the bubble guts one day and came home early from work to find my wife at 13 years

four head deep into the abs of one of our neighbors.

Abs?

ABS?

Abs.

I did what any sensible man would do and shot them both.

Holy cow.

That poor son of a bitch neighbor died on the spot but my wife lived to testify.

Oh no.

My heart wasn't in shooting her as much as it fell but when you see something like that

you react.

You know?

I'll never see the outside again and I'll whisper the rest of my time on this earth

in this terrible compound with bad people and bad food.

At least there's a good few hours I get every Saturday morning listening to you and the guys.

Y'all crack me up.

Enjoy your time.

You never know how much of it you'll have left.

I'll be spending mine in the chow line and remembering y'all's crazy jokes.

Thanks for everything.

Charlie Shields, Texas State Penitentiary, Huntsville, Texas.

Wow.

Friends, if you got mail from jail just send it on down the line to us here at PO Box 471517

that is in Fort Worth, Texas.

The zip code is 76147.

Thank you Ellen.

God.

Taking her quest.

I've never heard her.

But guess what?

That's the best mail from jail I've ever heard.

Ever.

Really?

I like that one.

He's honest.

Hey Joe.

Where you going with that gun in your hand?

When he wrote that he was like, oh we're not going to be able to hear you anymore.

Guess what?

You will.

You will now.

Find my wife.

Forehead deep into the abs of one of our neighbors.

Forehead.

That's interesting.

This guy's a little bit...

Oh yeah.

Stop.

He's the line.

Right.

There's a south.

There's a south in there.

I get it.

I always think it was north and starboard you know.

Got it.

Port from starboard.

So Pre-K's here.

He's got the...

He does all the archives for the John Clay Wolf Show.

Yeah.

Correct.

And you've got some high...

Yeah you got some throwbacks for us here don't you?

Yeah.

I've pulled some of my favorite clips.

You know some of the most fun clips that I remember.

We got some you know celebrities that John has bumped elbows with and all that.

What do we want to get into?

Cheech and Chong.

Let's do that.

Yeah.

Oh my idols.

Cheech and Chong.

They came and did a duet if you would.

Or a triplet.

Well this is when John you actually...

The balls of you to do this.

To ask Cheech and Chong to sing a song that you wrote for them.

I mean how many years ago was that?

12, 13, 14, 15.

At least 15.

There's one.

There was a line around the blockbuster.

There was a blockbuster at the time.

The blockbuster.

The blockbuster was next door to the studio and they were doing a signing.

They came up and promoted it.

That was an interesting day.

Oh yeah.

That was wild.

Yeah but Mexican Americans and I forget which movie that was.

Gone Smoke or something.

Up in Smoke.

Next movie I think.

But the song was Mexican Americans like Education and Go to Night School and Take Spanish and

Make a Bee.

Mexican American.

Anyway if you guys remember that.

And so I rewrote new lyrics of Mexican Americans and I asked them to do it on the show and

they were pushing back, pushing back.

And their publicist was like dude they never ever do this.

I did get them to do it.

It was decent.

You'd play it.

It'd be fun.

Yeah here's it.

So you have to start off and you start singing and then they join in here.

Oh yeah they made me sing it.

That's right.

Mexican Americans are named Jordan and Brandon and Alex and have brothers and laws named

Tyrone.

Mexican Americans are playing golf now and into NASCAR and other white guys stuff but still

fight chickens in Oklahoma.

Yeah.

Mexican Americans like Panty from Carlitos and they also like and also they cook the

best Chinese food.

Mexican Americans sit in the radio stations and looking at stuff that other guys wrote

and sitting there thinking boy this is really crap.

Mexican Americans like to go to the radio station and do this stuff and then take a

nap.

It was great but it was also cringy too.

It's just a little bit of that.

Always.

Yeah.

That's our show.

That was a moment that I'll because yeah like you said you know you grow up and seeing

them in person and then actually doing something like that.

I was so nervous because I was like there's no way John they're going to leave.

They're going to just leave doing this show.

We were all so hard to get them on.

They were good sports about it.

I was surprised.

That was an awesome moment on there.

I can't wait to have more moments like that now.

Yeah now and we've got a booker and we're going to start having bigger guests.

It's going to be fun.

I'm excited.

You know what was out of this world.

What.

When Henry Hill was right there in the studio.

Oh that was.

Do you have any of that.

And he's passed away now.

Those are mostly long form bits but that was just sitting there looking at that guy.

He's the guy.

That's the guy from Goodfellas that the movie was written about.

Yeah.

Talk about cringy.

So we asked Bobbo to pretend that he was Italian mob like a mobster and talk that way the whole

time and Henry bought it.

He thought he was real like how was your voice was it Tommy Carbon right.

That sounds just doing a thing you know it's trying to be casual because Henry's a big

style.

You know he's a big guy.

No I was never made his Irish boy.

He's okay.

And I asked him what happened to Tommy this month.

That's the guy Joe Pesci played.

He said he won on a case this spring remember.

Yeah.

Used up all your dump you had.

They said stop stop.

Yeah that was a good time.

We had a job throws me under the bus.

We get out of here because you know Henry he's not really Italian.

He's not even from New York.

He's from 60 miles from here.

He looks at me and looks at us.

Now you can't fake that.

Right.

We had a higher security.

Yeah.

Up there.

I was worried about it.

I started going with us but I mean it was when he first came out in the public because

he had so many death threats from Ratten on the mob.

I'm like I don't want to get shot in the middle of this interview.

Right.

And I had my wife's cousin who's a he was a Marine come up and was like hey man we need

some help because of why.

I was like well Henry Hill.

He's like Henry Hill's going to be here.

I was like yeah he's like I'm in.

No problem.

You came up and was security for us.

When is the next US soccer match?

Wednesday.

They play Bosnia.

I was so good in there.

At I believe 7 o'clock central time.

With the A team this time.

Yeah.

Because now it's sudden death.

Yeah.

It's the round of 32.

And they should win that game.

They'll probably win the 16.

I imagine the round of 16.

They're probably going to play Egypt.

Then it's going to be the elite eight or the group of eight there.

That's going to be interesting because it's probably going to be Columbia.

Yeah.

We're probably going to lose.

Yeah.

I don't see that happening.

Huge upset.

Let's put it that way.

But they got to get through these first two rounds.

Actually their backups didn't look too bad.

Right.

This past.

I was impressed because they literally benched nine of their guys.

Which is crazy.

You don't usually do that.

But they were already in.

So why risk the injury.

Exactly.

And so those backups did pretty good.

So you know I'm excited.

I went to the messy show on Monday.

Oh you went out to that game.

Yeah.

Where he broke the record.

Yeah.

Most goals in the World Cup.

Right in front of us.

How was it?

You know.

Be honest.

Soccer is boring.

Let's be honest.

Yeah.

Very boring.

Let's be real honest.

The moments where he scored the goals were cool.

I'm glad I went.

I wouldn't go again.

What about the atmosphere.

Didn't you like the atmosphere.

It's a college atmosphere.

It is.

But you just couldn't understand what they're chanting.

And that's all fine.

I don't need to understand to feel it.

I like 90% of the people in AT&T Stadium had on the messy jersey.

90%.

The Portland Austrians look like they're playing Sam Houston's State or something.

Just a little group of Austrians.

He's a god there.

And I can say that we were talking about like better best looking women at these games if

you're going for people watching.

Yeah.

It is not Argentina.

Really.

So they're not the top three then.

No.

Okay.

No.

I've been to the donkey show and seen better tale.

Oh no.

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Oh, the bar chicken that just got here.

It's out front.

Whoo.

That and the F6.

Yeah.

He's on hold how did that happen? Yeah, there he is. Chip you there

Chip

I can hear you

All right. I got a but guy that

Chip wanted to talk to you pilot Scott about your new purchase. Hey Chip Scott Hansen

It is

It is so I bought the way yes

39

39 well congratulations, that's awesome

Yeah, I think there was what 270 270 that you made

For that year yes, yeah, we made almost 500 total

Yeah

Yeah, so mine's black with the red interior and that's a five-speed convertible. I love it

Very cool. Well, that was my next question was what color you got and how many miles are on it?

38,000

Wow, that's still in great shape. Yeah

We got a new car for foos this week he bought one of those cars from us that we bought from paramount from Yellowstone

Oh, okay, and he's gonna turn it into a fire truck. He sent the drawings of it

Hey Chip, just send me a better copy of that drawing you did. I'll put it up on the

We will use it that but that drawings pretty bad

Thank you my son Brock has been out of town and

I'm in Nashville right now, so I don't have access a better drawing for you right now

But I'll get one for you as soon as I get back

Are you in the car?

No, I'm in my room right now in Nashville

The Rollins just called and he's doing a car show in out of town and he has a bit of the car show yet

He's in his room, but he sounded drunk and you sound sober

I

Thanks for calling in dude. I'm what were you saying? Hey, I want to congratulate you on 20 years of your show. That's fantastic

Thank you, man. I appreciate it and I'm gonna be out there remember

Yep, and we're going to

I'm doing that Jay Leno bit and his garage on July 25th, so I'll be in town and come over for that join us

I

Alright, man. Thanks for calling have a good day out there. That's all right guys

Congratulations and congratulations to you John. We'll talk to you. Thanks, sir. Thank you. Take care

That's let's get sir minus over here. He's walked it along ways. He did he walked along way Bob

I need your headset for her. You don't mind

We're gonna talk about

We're gonna talk about so Daniel is

We brought her on to be the boss of I'll do it right here is

To be the boss of the it's not gonna work wait wait

Pull your chair up all the way

There we go. Is there slack? Okay, Danielle has a lot of experience running events

and she is the chairman of the

Walnut Springs bike rally. Oh and she's so dedicated to it her and her husband at lucky seven

Motorcycles have just built a

brand brand new shop 10,000 square footer. Have you seen it? Oh, I've seen it

Oh, yeah, we need sir minus over here. I just saw him two story. He's right there. No, not

No, no, no, I know this guy that uh walked across the

Where do you like people like force come how you walked across the country? Yeah

Well, this guy walked across the country and he called into the show

Every Saturday with updates from the Appalachian Trail he walked from like Maine to Georgia something walked

Wow, and he's gonna do a walk like for a scum to

the event oh really starting where starting in Denton Oh

Okay, so it'll be about how long it take him. I don't know it'd be great if he was sitting right here

Yeah, he was just here a second ago. That's why I called for him

But people just don't do what you ask. Well, he's a he's a walker so he can't stay still

He's probably wandering around here. I guess monkey ice house because Rob knows he's supposed to be fine anyway

We talk about you know where sir minus is

Wait, he's a walk his ass in here

So give us the plug who's sponsoring the event give us the quick thing on the wallet Springs rally because it seems like you've done

Really good job raising a bunch of attention. Thank you

So I am stoked to have this rally pop off

Really, it's our first inaugural year and we got a lot of things happening

We've got a lot of great sponsors and great people on board like law Tigers coming out of Dallas

And then we got Amarillo Harley Davidson. Lucky seven custom cycles

Strokers just to name a few you guys this rally is a little bit different than what we're used to seeing around the country

This is a riding rally all I think that Texas has an amazing

Country views and back roads to be able to adhere to the bikers adhere to people just want to ride

And it's missing and we all talked a little bit about it

John you've really talked a lot about the fact that

There's no rallies outside of maybe Sturgis that exist and layered around you know riding

So when I went to Sturgis and I saw it looked like a ski

Mountain to me right right get up in the morning. They get dressed they go ski they come back to town

I was like these guys are riding in Galveston

Right now that I'm and Daytona doesn't ride

I mean they just cruise back and forth Austin the rock

I mean the route rally didn't ride they're just driving around in circles absolutely and I was like the

Road sides that the riding out here is incredible because I get up on Sundays often to go just drive right these touring roads

And I'm like this is the place to do this and it's only an hour from the Metroplex

100% and you guys didn't just buy in you bought in deep

Yeah, we're coming in hot

The best thing I think we got going aside from the riding to is to your point

We're about an hour from the Metroplex

So if you think about you know wallet Springs being the epicenter you can go up to Fort Worth

You can go to Dallas Austin Austin absolutely you know Hill Country there is non-stop riding and so the partnership between

Harley

Corporate as well just really discussing bringing back riding opportunities. This is the rally for it

It's very different than what we've done. We want to bring back that old-school mentality

Texas builders builders throughout the country that specializes in the craft

Painters everybody from all over just to bring back the reason why we ride and why we love motorcycles

And so that's missing everything like you said is just kind of pop off hang out and

There's a place

Round top outside of San Antonio has this antique thing about the size of

Walnut and it's antique rally and I was like

Population around top 700 people it's the same setup, but then they got the cool restaurants

And I was we can do this here with cars and bikes and that's what we're doing

Hey, sir minus. It's good to finally meet you man. It's good to meet you too John

Danielle she runs the rally nice meet you he walked across the country calling in every Saturday and

Tell her what your plan is on the rally in October

Well that you know what they say before you learn how to ride you gotta learn how to walk and we got people there

Want to walk all the way to Walnut Springs?

We're starting a 14 day 150 mile hike from my house in Aubrey, Texas

Okay, all the way down to Walnut Springs. We're hitting the Fortress Stockyards and the Chisholm Trail and

We're just trying to continue bringing it full around circle for the high goes on last year

Okay, we're working with the pink heart funds a cancer wig funded foundation

That is I have a personal experience with and we're using them as our charity that we're working with to

Just

So I've actually got several people I'm reaching out to along the way

I'm still working at as we got months going right but right now

We're talking to people that got homesteads

ranches different places along the way that want to donate their property for the campers to

Clean up and take care of and sleep on overnight

We're trying to get in touch with people over there in Fort Worth. We're talking to the Chisholm Trail

There's ranches all throughout that roads right we're trying to reach out to them

See if they want to how long is the walk from Denton the Walnut Springs 14 days

If you want to be reasonable and not try to do 20 mile days right and not kill people who are not

Appalachian trail through hikers right you got to spread it out from just doing anywhere from 19 to 14 miles a day

Or sorry 9 to 14. So this is pretty cool. This is turned into a forest comfy kind of thing. Absolutely

You could do some connecting

Cause stops along the way

We talked about a charity bike run to for a poker run

Want to get the veteran causes the military in there too. So, you know again, this rally is all about you know

Combining everything and making sure that you know

Speech impediment

Thank you, man

Do you want to do the walk for 14 days? Oh, we're not doing news right really today's more of a party environment

But if my question is speech impediment parents if I can get your ride up to the starting place

Do you want to walk with these guys? How's your walking? Is it better than you're talking?

Well, it's pretty good. I have a dream that's here. That's why I call my walk

Is walking the tree this way with John. Yeah, John. Yeah

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Couldn't have said it better myself. I think that was a yes. I couldn't have said it speech impediment parents

Did you say you're on a rocker or you can walk? I?

Can walk I walk I call it green

Because it's not

Nonsense

All right, well good you can join the walk in what's your minus and

That's all nut Springs rally comm

October 22nd October 22nd 2026. Yeah good time of the year. We'll be there

You'll hear more about it and start playing in your days off from work

Sir minus Friday, so yeah website

So we're on Instagram on JCW hike to bike rally and you find the link in the bio for the link tree

John Clay Wolf give me the Vin comm everything's on there. You can donate sponsor or register as a hiker

Just like a speech impediment parents. You can be a single-day hiker a section hiker or you can do the whole dang thing

Did y'all make out if he's on a walker or not? I think so it's called the dream catcher

I believe that's what I have to get him a golf cart. Yeah. All right. We'll be right back. Thank you guys

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