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Car
Ford F-150 Lightning
The Ford F-150 Lightning is an electric pickup truck made by Ford. Instead of using gasoline, it runs on batteries and electric motors. The podcast mentions it in a segment that plays on the word “lightning.”
Term
parking garage
A parking garage is a building where cars are stored. The host is using it to describe paying a lot of money just to keep the car stored in the city.
Car
2006 Mini Cooper
A 2006 Mini Cooper is a small, fun-to-drive car from MINI. Here, the important part is that it’s a manual transmission and the clutch has gone bad, so it likely won’t shift or engage smoothly.
Term
clutch
In a manual car, the clutch is what lets you change gears. If the clutch is bad, the car can have trouble shifting or may make noise and feel like it’s not grabbing properly.
Car
2019 Mini Countryman
The 2019 Mini Countryman (by MINI) is Mini’s larger, crossover-style model compared with the smaller Cooper. Here it’s mentioned as the caller’s current personal car, contrasting with the older Cooper that’s down due to clutch trouble.
Place
Westchester
Westchester is an area in New York State near New York City. The caller is saying they live nearby but work in the city, which affects how rough the drive is.
Car
Jensen Interceptor
The Jensen Interceptor is an older, classic-style car made by Jensen. It’s the kind of vehicle people talk about because it’s uncommon and has a distinctive look. The podcast uses it in a wordplay or reference to the idea of an “interceptor” car.
Car
Chevrolet Va
Term
Chevy Small Block
A “small block” is a Chevy V8 engine family. People like it for swaps because it’s common, parts are easy to find, and it can be made to run strong.
Concept
vintage limo service
This refers to using an older, classic vehicle as a commercial “limo” for transporting passengers. That use case often drives choices like engine swaps, because owners want reliability, parts availability, and drivability for frequent trips.
Term
350 swap
A “350 swap” means someone put a Chevy 350 V8 into a different car. It’s basically an engine replacement, and it can make the car easier to run and fix.
Car
2020 Porsche 911 Carrera S
This is a Porsche 911 Carrera S, which is one of Porsche’s most popular “everyday supercar” models. The conversation here is about a 2020 one with very low miles and how much it’s worth compared to the original price.
Term
15,000 miles
Miles tell you how much the car has been driven. Lower miles usually means less wear, which can make a used car more valuable.
Term
body style
Body style just means the car’s shape and configuration—like whether it’s a coupe or a convertible. Different body styles can change how people value the same model.
Term
MSRP
MSRP is the “new car sticker price” the manufacturer lists. They’re comparing the current asking price to that sticker price to see if the used deal is good.
Term
steering racks
The steering rack is the part that helps turn the wheels when you turn the steering wheel. If it’s been replaced or serviced, it usually means the steering feel was addressed.
Term
motor work
“Motor work” means repairs on the engine. They’re also talking about leaks, so it sounds like the engine has had attention for that problem.
Term
transmission work
This means the car’s gearbox (the part that changes gears) has had repairs or service. If it’s been worked on, it can affect how smooth and reliable the car feels.
Term
struts
Struts are part of the suspension that help the car handle bumps and stay stable. If they’re worn, the ride and steering can feel worse.
Term
turbo tail
“Turbo tail” means the rear spoiler/decklid style that you’d normally see on a Porsche 911 Turbo. It’s basically a recognizable look at the back of the car.
Company
Bring a Trailer
Bring a Trailer is a website where car enthusiasts buy and sell cars through auctions. It’s useful because you can see what similar cars actually sold for.
Concept
hustling car dealers
They mean making money by buying and selling cars, often by working with dealers. It’s more about the business side of the car market than car mechanics.
Term
hold their value
“Hold their value” means the car doesn’t lose its resale price as fast as other cars. So when you sell it later, you typically get more money back.
Car
Toyota Tacoma
The Toyota Tacoma is a popular used pickup. The host is saying that even with high mileage, a Tacoma can be worth more than some other trucks because people believe it will last.
Term
used market
The used market is where people buy and sell cars that aren’t brand new. Prices there depend on what buyers think will last and how many similar cars are available.
Car
Pontiac Firebird
A 1969 Pontiac Firebird is a classic American muscle car. It’s the kind of car people collect, especially when it has a big engine.
Concept
Hurricane Maria
Hurricane Maria was a very destructive storm that hit Puerto Rico. In this story, it explains why the car is delayed and why getting it back costs extra.
Term
460 big block
That “400 big block” is a large V8 engine. Bigger engines like this usually pull hard and feel more powerful, especially at lower speeds.
Term
bodywork
“Body work” means fixing damage to the car’s outside—like dents or rust. It often takes a lot of time and money on older cars.
Term
radiator
A radiator helps keep the engine from overheating by cooling the fluid that runs through the engine. If it’s not working right, the car can run too hot.
Term
three on the tree
“Three on the tree” means the car has a 3-speed manual, and the gear lever is on the steering column. It’s a classic old-school way to shift gears.
Company
GiveMeTheVin.com
GiveMeTheVin.com is a website where you can use a vehicle’s VIN (its unique ID number) to pull details and help with selling or checking a car.
Car
Toyota Tundra
They’re talking about a Toyota Tundra truck. It’s a four-wheel-drive crew cab, so it has room for passengers in the back and can handle rougher roads better than a 2WD truck.
Term
SR5
SR5 is a specific “version” of the Toyota Tundra. Different trims have different features, so it can change what the truck is worth.
Term
WT
WT stands for “work truck.” It usually means a simpler, more basic version of the truck meant for practical use, not extra features.
Car
08 Jeep Wrangler four-buffer
This is a Jeep Wrangler (2008) described as a four-door, which is the common “Unlimited” style with extra rear seating. The Wrangler’s value is strongly tied to configuration details like doors, mileage, and condition, which is why the caller is asking those specifics.
Place
Barrett
“Barrett” is shorthand for a big collector-car auction. The idea is that the cars are being readied to be shown and sold at that auction.
Concept
cars crank up and drive
They’re talking about cars that have been sitting for a long time but can still be started and driven right away. That sounds great, but it doesn’t always mean the car is fully sorted mechanically.
Term
Overland
Overlanding means taking a vehicle on longer trips over rough roads, usually with gear so you can camp or travel for a while. It’s more about endurance and off-road capability than racing or short rides.
Brand
Gas Monkey Garage
Gas Monkey Garage is a well-known custom-car build brand tied to TV. Here, it’s being referenced as the shop/show connection for the vehicle being discussed.
Term
12 valve Cummins
A “12 valve Cummins” is a diesel engine from Cummins that’s known for pulling power and durability. The “12 valve” refers to how the engine’s head is built, and it’s a popular engine for swaps into older vehicles.
Brand
Fired Up Garage
Fired Up Garage is the name of a vehicle build show the host is referencing. They’re saying the rig was built on that show, which helps explain where the car came from.
Car
Kia Niro
The Kia Niro is a small crossover car made by Kia. It’s made to be efficient for regular driving, and some versions use hybrid power to help save fuel. The podcast mentions it as part of a scene or example.
Car
75 VET
“75 VET” means a 1975 Corvette. They’re discussing that specific Corvette and what makes it worth more or less money.
Term
T-top
“T-top” means the roof has removable panels so you can drive with open-air feeling. It’s like having a convertible vibe without a full convertible roof.
Term
four-speed
“Four speed” means the car has four gears in the manual transmission. People who like driving stick often care a lot about whether it’s manual or automatic.
Term
383
“383” refers to a bigger V8 engine size measured in cubic inches. They’re saying the engine was built up to that 383 size, which can make the car more of a performance build.
Term
spoiler kit
A “spoiler kit” is a set of body parts added to the car for style and aerodynamics, usually including a rear wing. Collectors often care which kit it is and whether it looks correct.
Term
Mako shark
“Mako shark” is a nickname for a Corvette look with more aggressive, shark-like aerodynamic styling. They’re saying the spoiler kit might match that kind of appearance.
Car
442
“442” refers to a Pontiac muscle car called the 442. Here they’re talking about a 1966 convertible, which is a specific body style people often look for in classic-car auctions.
Place
Mannheim Dallas
Mannheim Dallas is an auction location/auction company in the Dallas area. It’s where classic cars are sold to buyers who bid on them.
Topic
classic collector car
A “classic collector sale” is an auction for collectible older cars. It’s the type of sale where enthusiasts and collectors bid on specific models.
Term
convertible
A convertible is a car with a roof that can open up so you can drive with the top down. Collectors often care a lot about whether a classic is a convertible or a hardtop.
Car
41 Mercury
“41 Mercury” means a 1941 Mercury, an old classic American car. The host is saying this one is special because it’s mostly original—paint, interior, and engine.
Term
woodies
A “woodie” is an old station wagon style with wood elements—usually wood trim or wood body parts. People collect them because they look unique and feel very period-correct.
Term
two-speed transmission
A two-speed transmission is a car gearbox with just two forward gears. It affects how the car accelerates and how it cruises compared to cars with more gears.
Term
original paint
“Original paint” means the car’s factory-finish paint is still intact, not repainted. For classic cars, originality like this can strongly affect collector value because it suggests the body hasn’t been heavily modified or refinished.
Concept
woodie market
The “woodie market” means what people are paying for classic wood-bodied station wagons. “Soft” means demand is weaker right now, so prices can be lower.
Term
428
The “428” is the engine size, measured in cubic inches. Bigger numbers like this usually mean the engine makes strong power and torque.
Car
Pontiac Catalina
This is a classic Pontiac Catalina, and “convertible” means the roof can open so you drive with the top down. The person also says it has a big 8-cylinder engine and an automatic transmission.
Concept
flip it
“Flip it” means buying a car with the intention of reselling it soon for a profit. In collector-car circles, this often depends on condition, restoration quality, and market timing.
Term
bird dog feed
A “bird dog” fee is a referral payment. If you help connect the right people for a sale, you get a small reward if the deal happens.
Term
two-wheel drive
Two-wheel drive means the truck only powers two wheels. It usually does fine on dry roads, but it’s less capable than four-wheel drive in snow or rough terrain.
Car
87 square body
“Square body” is a nickname for older, boxy-looking Chevy/GMC pickups from the 1970s and 1980s. Here, the host is talking about an ’87 version and whether it’s the longer or shorter bed.
Term
long bed
A long bed means the truck’s cargo area is longer than a short bed. It’s better if you haul bigger items, but it can be harder to park than a shorter bed.
Company
America's Best Car Buyer
America's Best Car Bar is the name of the business the host is promoting. They’re saying you can buy or sell cars through them.
Company
CarMax
CarMax is a big used-car company. The host is comparing their offers to what CarMax would pay.
Company
Car Vanna
“Car Vanna” is Carvana, a company that sells used cars online. The host is saying they’ll try to beat what Carvana would offer.
Car
Porsche 812
The Porsche 812 is a high-end Porsche with a powerful V12 engine. It’s the kind of car people buy when they want an expensive, special Porsche rather than something practical.
Car
Ferrari 812
The Ferrari 812 is a very expensive Ferrari with a V12 engine. The host brings it up to show how different exotic cars can have different prices.
Term
removable top
A removable top means the roof section can be taken off. That’s what makes the car feel more like an open-air convertible.
Term
rolling cart
A rolling cart is basically a wheeled stand for storing the removable roof. It helps keep the top from getting damaged when it’s not on the car.
Concept
market on it
“Market on it” means what the car is really worth based on what people are paying right now. It’s different from guessing or using one person’s price as a reference.
Company
gimmethevend.com
This is the website the host says they use to buy cars and set pricing. They’re telling the caller to check it for a realistic offer.
Company
Carvana
Carvana is another used-car buyer/seller. The host is suggesting you compare offers from them to judge what your car is worth.
Car
72 BMW 2002
This is a classic BMW from the early 1970s. The 2002 is a small, fun-to-drive car that many car fans still like today, and it’s a common collector model.
Car
Chevrolet Camaro
The Chevrolet Camaro is a sporty car made by Chevrolet. It’s known for having strong engine options and a classic muscle-car look. The podcast mentions a specific older Camaro as a gift or purchase.
Car
Toyota Highlander
A Toyota Highlander is a family SUV. The caller is talking about a 2005 one that they bought cheap and fixed up a bit, and they’re impressed that it still runs really well.
Concept
underground garage
An underground garage is a storage environment that typically protects a vehicle from sun exposure and weather. In the segment, it’s used to explain why the paint isn’t faded and why the car may have been preserved better than a typical outdoor-stored vehicle.
Part
water pump
The water pump moves coolant around the engine so it doesn’t overheat. Replacing it can make a car run normally again if the cooling system wasn’t working right.
Car
98 BMW M3 automatic four-door
This is a BMW M3, which is BMW’s higher-performance model. The host says it’s a 1998 M3 with an automatic transmission and a four-door body, which is a less common setup than the typical manual coupe people picture.
Term
manual transmission
“Stick” means the car has a manual transmission. You control the gears yourself using a clutch pedal and a shifter.
Term
dead transmission
A “dead transmission” means the car’s gear system has basically failed. If a car sits for a long time, fluids can degrade and seals can dry out, which can cause transmission issues.
Term
sitting in a barn for six years
This is about leaving a car stored for years. Cars can get damaged by animals, and fluids and seals can deteriorate, which can lead to mechanical problems later.
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DeGay men wear women's perfume.
My wife asked me that the other day.
They may wear it, but they'll never date it.
That's a hell of a question.
It is a hell of a question.
And then, the lesbians wear men's clothes.
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And we're off.
I mean, really.
But these are questions that need to be answered.
These are questions I've thought about a lot of things on the spectrum.
Bet you have.
And maybe I'm on the spectrum a little bit, but I've never thought of that.
What do you think?
I have no absolute clue.
First of all, where this came from?
My wife asked me.
Okay, but where did it come from in her mind?
She's pretty funny, yeah.
She just says random stuff.
Okay, that's random.
That's pretty random.
Yeah.
I'm going to guess this.
Well, I'll tell you what brought it up.
Yesterday morning, I'm leaving the house.
Wearing Chanel number five.
And I put on cologne that she bought me, bought for me, purchased for me.
And when I'm leaving, she's like, who are you putting that on for?
Who are you putting that on for?
And you baby.
That's like I wear cologne every once in a while.
I mean, kind of a lot.
So what?
Hey, hey, oh, yeah.
Okay.
Who are you shouting for?
Why are you combing your hair?
Yeah, why are you coming here?
Where's your teeth?
What are you brushing your teeth?
I don't know.
I don't know.
It struck me so funny.
What are you brushing your teeth?
But it just brought up this whole cologne conversation.
Yeah.
And she wants me to buy her some expensive perfume.
Sure.
Sure.
And that's you really should.
Oh, thank you.
You I mean, come on.
You got to do that.
Get on it.
Because she said it's too expensive for her to buy.
Oh, Lord.
And she needs it as a gift.
But I'll give her this.
She's pretty low maintenance.
Is she?
Oh, dude.
Oh, God.
I mean, my ex-wife.
Here we go.
I bet you were expensive.
I bet.
I bet.
The good news is is she was carrying her own bag.
Right.
A lot.
Yes.
Because her old man had a little something.
Something.
So she had a monthly allowance set up in a trust.
Yeah.
I'm like, that money is for you to go spend on yourself.
I can out.
Yeah.
What a problem solver, man.
But like we would have gotten divorced earlier than we did.
Had that not been the set up the first one.
Yeah.
I mean it.
Yeah.
Because women can be expensive.
Yes.
Low maintenance.
Mike in Wichita, Kansas.
OK.
Good one.
Yeah, I can 100% lesbians wear cologne.
Men's cologne?
How do you know?
You don't sound like a lesbian.
No, my stepdaughter is a lesbian.
And I get her cologne every year for Christmas.
And does she thank you?
Or does she take offense?
Oh, yeah.
How old is she?
She likes to fraud her.
How old is she?
She's 22.
Yeah.
On a scale of 1 to 10, and I know it's your stepdaughter.
So it's like you can't say that, but you can.
You can tell us.
Like I'm a lesbian.
OK.
Answer that, didn't you?
Yeah.
So that's a two or three.
I mean, it's just depending.
Beauty's not a beer holder.
Well, and does she live with you?
She's not overweight or anything like that
and wear flannel shirts, but she's just like,
she just dresses like a boy.
Yeah.
Well.
Which isn't attractive for most.
But that's not what she's trying to be attractive for.
So it doesn't matter.
But I'm glad that you, she might think you're a butch.
Step back.
I'm just trying to.
Yeah, probably.
Just point counterpoint.
I'm just taking up for her side.
I said, the way you said it.
No, she don't even.
The way you said it was just so dry that I think that's the
right term.
Well, go look at him.
Call us back.
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What's in the news, Janie?
Right.
We got post Malone.
He's going to headline the World Cup final closing
ceremonies on Sunday.
This could be a big deal.
Actually, Jennifer Hudson's there, Robbie Williams,
several others.
And this is an odd addition to the musical lineup.
Tom Cruise.
People are saying, what in the world is Tom Cruise
going to do?
Well, you do remember he did sing, You Never Closer,
Is Anymore in Top Gun.
Remember that?
Right.
He also did a little Instagram post about a year ago.
Cut number nine, Michael.
You know, I do all my own stunts.
Obviously.
I also do my own music.
And people are surprised that I'm a big Dave Matthews guy.
You got your ball.
You got your chain.
You got your chain.
I'm tight.
Do me tight, tightly.
You have a game.
Who?
Of course, I don't sing as good as him, but I could probably
beat him up in a fight.
I could beat him up in a fight.
Is that really him?
Oh, right.
That's really Tom Cruise.
That's not bad.
That's not bad at all, really.
I mean, this is Dave right here.
He had that cadence.
Yeah.
That was Tom Cruise.
Yeah.
It really was.
Can you start it over?
That's really Tom Cruise.
You know, I do all my own stunts.
Obviously.
I started to do him.
And he did like a lip sync with Jimmy Fallon, but this is
actually singing.
I'm a big Dave Matthews guy.
You got your ball.
You got your chain.
Yeah.
I'm tight.
Do me tight, tightly.
You have a game.
Who?
Have you ever seen Dave Matthews like get into his group
when he starts like really grooving like you mean kind of weird
like a grateful dead dance?
No.
Yeah.
I've been to many Dave shows.
There's really no reason for him to come that unhinged on that
type of music.
It's like he's over.
Yes.
Like that kind of very good comparison.
He's feeling it.
I like it.
But you can overdo it.
Joe Cocker overdid it.
So I'm in Nantucket, Massachusetts, 1993.
Friend of mine visited my folks on they stayed up there a lot
because they're from Connecticut.
And 93.
Okay.
These friends of mine said we need to go to the Muse tonight
and watch this band.
They're great.
They're playing the East Coast colleges and stuff.
And I got right.
So I go with them and we get to this bar and there's a big bus
outside.
So I guess I took the bus over on the ferry.
Yep.
And watch this act.
They're great.
Grab their CD.
Took it back to Texas.
Put it on the jukebox at my bar.
I'm in college at the time and I had a bar.
Good morning, New York City.
Right.
And they're like what?
It's Dave Matthews, right?
Remember two things.
Put it on the jukebox.
Played a few songs because it was a complete new audience in
Texas at the TCU campus.
Nobody ever heard Dave Matthews.
So I'm playing some songs to see if it burns in and it caught
on.
And then the kids started going over and selecting that song.
Wow.
And those that album.
Yeah.
And I mean, it really caught on.
And I was like, who's this and where do you get this?
And they start calling.
So we're booking bands.
I call Frank Riley at Monterey Peninsula artist.
And say, Frank, you need to book Dave Matthews through Texas.
And he said, John, Dave Matthews is just like fish.
They're the hardest working band on the East Coast.
They'll never be more than a regional act.
They're never coming to Texas.
So about six months later, he called me and said, hey, Dave
Matthews wants to come to Texas.
And so I booked him for my room.
And by the time they got, so I had the date and that was
worth it.
By the time they got here, they were too big for our room.
So I had to switch it and I've leased out the bomb factory.
I remember it very well.
And deep, and that bitch sold out in five minutes.
Wow.
You got a really ahead of the curve there.
Yeah.
And the way you.
And it was all because of men's cologne.
No, it wasn't men's cologne.
I really bet.
OK.
If you say so in your mind, if that's how it worked.
Yeah, it was it was.
But it was just so funny to hear his pitch how they were just
you know, they will never be a national act.
Isn't there a Dave Matthews channel on Sirius XM?
Yeah.
I mean, he's got a big catalog.
Is he the Pink Floyd of that?
That's a bad comparison.
Let me change that out.
Who is he comparison?
He's a very faithful, deadish type.
Like he's got the kind of following.
Not the same type of music.
There's a he's a jam band.
Right.
Yeah, that's that type of following.
There's a lot.
There's no cologne in that audience.
I can tell you that I've been there many of times that right.
Oh, yeah.
No cologne there air free.
No cologne tour.
Yes.
Is fish still doing their thing?
Yeah.
Yeah, they're I mean, that's kind of a man.
Yeah, that bill would be.
That would be that would be a lot of weed there.
Yeah.
That bill and again, no cologne.
Have you ever smoked weed at a concert?
Yes, of course.
Why you have to be at a Dave Matthews show that we go talk to the HR lady on Monday.
I didn't know this.
This changes everything.
Oh, my God.
It's just everything.
Everything.
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Tommy in Astoria, New York.
What do you got real quick?
Hi, I just wanted to give a shout out from Astoria and said that I love the butch lesbian comment that we have to love everyone the same.
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Mini Cooper Danbo.
Are you there?
Yes.
What have you got?
I got a 2006 Mini Cooper 104,000 miles in five speed and the clutch has gone.
How long has it been parked?
Four years.
What do you drive now?
My personal car I got a 2019 Mini Countryman.
What's all that noise in the background?
Is that the clutch rattling?
No, this is my work van.
I'm driving to work and it's just the roads in New York are horrible.
Where are you in?
Where in New York are you?
I live just outside.
I live in the Westchester, but I work in the city.
So the car is in Austin.
Is I mean, are those the shelves rattling in the background?
Is that what I'm hearing?
That's right.
And what do you drive like?
We're Saturday morning.
You're in your work van.
What are you going to go work on?
I'm on call for all the escalators my company takes care of in the past.
Does the mob control the escalator concessions in the city?
No, the corporations do.
Same thing.
Maybe worse.
Maybe worse.
My company was number three worldwide.
They just bought the number four company.
Now they're the number one company.
Number two companies now pushed down to number three and they're not happy about it.
And what do they pay an escalator technician and do you get double?
Do you get overtime on Saturdays?
I do get over so much Saturdays.
But like an escalator technician that has to commute into the city.
We're in Texas.
I don't know if you know that.
So I'm asking this sincerely.
I'm not trying to be a smartass like a work a working man's job doing what you're doing.
What's that bring home a year?
Work a lot overtime.
I've been doing it for 40 years.
So you know, I make good six figures.
Like a buck 20?
My best year was 200.
And does that cover everything or is that keeping living up there?
Does that leave you money left over?
A little bit, but gentlemen from Connecticut knows how expensive Les Chester County is.
Sure.
I hear you.
Now, what are you, Cigarette Dallas?
Yes.
Yeah.
I mean, the show is nationwide and my mom, she's buried up in the Greenwich Cemetery.
Okay.
So you live anywhere near White Rock Lake?
I used to go to school right there.
When I was a kid, I lived right off of the creek bar to White Rock Lake.
I was in fourth grade and we used to have these ice storms that would cover everything.
Yeah.
Well, I back to your mini Cooper.
So you know what it takes to fix things because you could fix this yourself if you could fix escalators.
And you could fix those shelves in the back too if you wanted to.
But I mean,
Well, I just before it first up, we'll put on.
It's a new van.
I just started with this company.
Will you, will you fix it for me or I need to only, I can only give you, I can only give you a thousand bucks for that car unless you can get it fixed.
I understand because the clutch repair is, I would take a thousand but you definitely would have to flat bed it because of the clutch.
Okay.
Well then go to give me the VIN.com loaded in.
Tell them I bought it from you for a thousand.
Is the paint okay?
It's a city car.
It's a little touch up on the exterior.
So I'm seeing the visual in my head now from my new friend in New York and Westchester.
And I think the whole thing's faded.
I think the paint's gone.
Rust.
Is that?
It's not, it's not completely faded.
I mean, it is a.
We're somewhere between, we're between 500 and a thousand.
Get me some pictures.
I'll get it picked up.
I will come pick it up.
Because you know what it cost me.
You know what it cost me to send a flatbed to you, right?
A lot.
Hell, it's just, I mean, your service guy, you're running around.
If I wanted, if I wanted you to come, if you were driving a wreck or what would it cost to go pick it up?
400, 500 up there?
A lot.
I don't know.
That's not, that's not my.
I know, but you're a smart guy.
You know what it costs.
I'm sure it costs it.
Probably I'm not just to pick it up with that mileage.
Right.
Go to give me the VIN.com.
I'll get it picked up.
Thanks, Danbo.
My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars.
Cheap little junk cars this morning on the radio for America's Best Car Buyer.
That is far from a Ferrari.
Yeah.
30 year old Ferrari sitting in a parking garage in Manhattan.
That was not what I was envisioning when I threw my, when I cast my bait out into the ocean.
Yeah, that's not.
But it's fine.
We love everybody.
And man, did you give a lot for that.
Be right back.
An epidemic is sweeping across our once great nation.
And its name is the John Clay Wolf Show.
Obviously I'm transgender.
Relax.
I'm not happy about it either.
I wasn't even supposed to be on this show, but then Mum Donny got elected and.
I know it's required now one per show.
It's crazy.
Of course.
I know I wasn't even trans two weeks ago.
I was smashing like you guys, right?
Yeah, I know.
Right.
We had some good times, didn't we?
Give me the VIN.
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Morning, everybody.
Good morning, New York.
It is early.
Get your ass up.
Get to work.
For the people living the brain dream that's just rolling out of that chicks bed.
About time to head on home.
Find your way home, baby.
Go back to your wife and kids.
Find your way back to your wife and kids.
DJ Lockjaw.
We have a friend in the studio named DJ Lockjaw.
Yeah.
And DJ, what is like is TMJ where your jaw locks up because I've been having a little
oddity lately where my jaw is feeling weird.
Oh, yeah, you got it.
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He is a thing.
He is a thing.
And he's a thing. You don't play.
You're a thing. Yeah.
No.
I don't know what you're saying.
Terrible.
What can I take when my jaw starts locking up?
You could take a little air hill.
A little high enough.
Or you could smoke a big old blunt.
Smoke a big old blunt.
Amen.
What's that?
Thank you, DJ Lockjaw.
Holla.
Hey, Holla.
God.
Hey, home school.
Are you there?
Home school, Kyle?
Yes.
When you're writing what's coming up next on the stream, make sure you check your spelling.
Yeah, I didn't notice that.
Well, I know that you're from a rural town and you're a little bit in your home school
in the illiteracy.
Does it run rampant in your family?
No, we're good.
Okay.
Because male is MAIL, not MA.
I understand if you script a hard word, but that's not a hard word.
Yeah, it was just a misclick.
So are you going, you know, and this is what I get from saving a buck and hiring a junior
in high school.
Oh, God.
He's great.
Are you, are you going to be a senior this year?
Yeah.
What are you going to do after high school?
I'm either trade school or I don't know something.
What kind of trade school?
Something with tech like IT.
I'm thinking you're such a good mechanic.
If you want to make money, be a diesel mechanic.
I'm telling you the truth.
Diesel mechanics are few and far between, you know, all these power strokes and Cummins
trucks and all these diesel trucks up and down the road.
Those guys like that are like a level three diesel tech at a dealership, they get paid.
I don't know.
Is it $50 a flag hour?
Damn.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that's a job that AI won't replace.
Well, AI doesn't build itself either.
It doesn't build the infrastructure it runs on.
It doesn't do any of it.
And that's it.
I mean, I've just watched your technical skills when we have mechanical issues that
can't get cracked.
We grab the kid and he knocks it out half the time.
See, you've already got it in your bones.
That's my suggestion.
So for whatever it's worth.
Maybe.
Okay.
Thank you.
Learn how to spell when you're in.
When you're in trade school, take a spelling class on the side.
Oh, come on.
All right.
800-800-7234.
And for those folks that don't know, that's at JCWShow.com where you can watch the actual
stream.
Watch the whole show.
The spellings happen.
Yeah.
So we have cameras in the studio and we stream it live on YouTube at JCWShow.com.
And that's how this works.
Been doing it for a minute.
JD, you have any news?
Many news.
Oh, yeah.
We do that.
In New York City.
New York City.
They love events.
They love the President Trump, don't they?
During Thursday's primetime address that only a couple of networks actually carried, President
Trump said the White House has posted documents on its website, WhiteHouse.gov, that claims
they are previously classified documents exposing who exactly was in the middle of the 2020 election
and who got 2024 election?
Anyway, it might be responsible for the election interference.
Cut number two, Michael.
The documents show that the People's Republic of China carried out what is believed to be
the largest compromise of election data in history over a period of years, starting during
the 2020 election cycle.
Compounding the travesty members of the deep state.
A very, very famous group of people, many cases, in our intelligence agency work to actively
suppress and downplay information about the extent of China's sinister election meddling.
Wow.
So mainly China.
Yeah, China.
Well, that's refreshing.
China did it.
OK.
China.
China.
What did they do?
Interfered with the election coverage.
They got him elected?
And they got him elected.
They said, no, don't vote there.
They tapped.
Hang on.
We've got the Chinese news update.
Real quick.
I see where you're going.
Where?
Going to pouring praise.
Pulling.
Don't vote there.
No.
Where?
Where should I vote?
You should vote at Tom Poppies.
Tom Poppies?
Tom Poppies.
What is that?
That's where it plays on the corner.
Oh, it's on the play.
It's on the corner.
That's where we should vote.
You can vote.
You can ramen.
Ramen, too.
Get ramen.
You have to do dirty.
Mountain Dew.
But it's not an official voting place, is it?
It takes good for your mouth.
OK.
Yeah.
And you vote.
I want you to vote there.
You can vote.
We'll be right back.
800-800-7234-800-800-Radio.
I'd like to hear from you.
Do you think for real that there's election meddling?
Do you think it's manipulated?
I want to hear it from you.
800-800-7234.
Yeah, we're live.
800-800-Radio.
800-800-Radio.
If you can't spell out 800-800-Radio on your phone, then you shouldn't be allowed to vote.
Unless you're blind.
Unless you're blind, then that's different.
That's fair.
That's fair.
Yeah.
Isn't that fair?
That's very fair.
I'm trying to be fair.
I want to hear from you.
Do you believe that it's conspiracy or fact on the election meddling?
800-800-7234-800-800-Radio.
We'll be right back after this song.
My name's John Clay Wolf.
This is John Clay Wolf Show.
Good morning, New York City.
Good morning, everybody.
When we left a moment ago, we were just talking about the election.
I was wanting to hear from you guys about, do you think the digital election rigging
or social media influence election rigging is real?
Ryan, I'll ask you to call in.
Ryan, are you in South Carolina or are you in New York?
Yes, sir.
South Kalkalaki, buddy.
South Kalkalaki.
Yes, sir.
So, are our elections rigged?
Yes, sir.
I think they are.
Well, I think they're manipulated enough to where it needs to be investigated.
People need to go to jail.
Star in Pennsylvania.
Where are you listening to us from?
From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
We're not on in Pittsburgh yet.
That's the next hour.
Well, I'm here right here.
I got you on Facebook.
You're watching us on the stream.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
So, our WDVE listeners, how we must have met you, star.
I love your shares, JCW.
I'm glad you're on and I've got to tell you that torso we have down in Washington, D.C.,
running our country is really mentally disturbed.
He'll never get over losing the election after only four years.
And it's a sad, it's sad, but he's here.
He's hurting his brain.
It screwed up.
Do you think he and Melania still have sex?
God.
Seriously.
Well, I think...
I mean, she's a pretty tall drink of water.
I mean, if he's getting a hit that twice a week, then we might be all the ones that
are mentally disturbed because he's got something figured out that we don't.
Well, that guy who's just never going to forget this now.
John in Kansas City.
Hey, have you ever seen that movie, Games in New York?
Yeah.
Leonardo DiCaprio.
Well, the elections seen in that movie, that's how elections have been in this country ever
since.
Lyndon Johnson proved that.
Did you ever see the rigging he did in Texas?
LBJ?
Well, the rigging they did in 1960 for Kennedy.
I mean, yeah, it's been like that forever.
Right.
Was it China back then?
William and...
Where do you live, William?
Greenwich, Connecticut.
Good morning.
Greenwich, Stanford area.
Good morning.
I just want to say my belief is, without question, this man learned from a guy who was a very
famous lawyer many years ago by the name of Roy Cohn.
Yeah.
He was the attorney in the McCarthy hearings.
And his motto is, never admit anything that's going to hurt you.
And this man, our president, as in my opinion, followed his creed, Roy Cohn's creed, to the
end of the grade.
And that for me always explains everything.
When he was first running, he would say, where's my Roy Cohn?
There it is.
I don't know how many people listening know of Roy Cohn, but it's spelled C-O-H-N and
they could look him up.
He was the attorney on the McCarthy hearings.
Thank you, William.
It's a long time.
Thank you, William.
Thank you for joining us.
I'm glad you did.
There was muddling.
I really like the actor that played him in that movie, The Apprentice.
He was on, what was it called, Man, the Big HBO show with the rich guys, little McCalken,
Jr.
Oh, Secession.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Secession.
800-800-7234.
Great.
I'm sorry.
I need to just plug it in there.
800-800-7234.
800-800-READY.
Yep.
The phones are live.
We're live.
Secession, the TV show.
Secession.
Remember the old guy and he's trying to decide who's going to get the money.
Take it.
Take the company when he dies.
The Rupert Murdoch characters.
Yeah, exactly.
That's what they shaped it around.
Yeah.
He's got the daughter and the two sons and little, who's the other McCalken kid?
McCalken.
He won an Oscar.
He did.
Yeah.
Love that show, Secession.
I think I've seen it three times through.
Since we're on the East Coast, you guys seen this, I'm sure you have thick, bellowing smoke
from the wildfires in Canada and Northern Minnesota, darkened the skies in the Great
Lakes and of course in New York.
More than 120 million people across dozens of states were under air quality alerts and
the New York City Mayor, Mondami, talked about the issue during a press conference.
It'll be cut number 10, Mike.
At unhealthy levels, everyone, not just people with asthma and heart conditions, not just
older adults, everyone may feel health effects.
Very serious, very serious on that part of the, in fact, it's so serious with maybe this
a little insensitive for us to bring up, but maybe.
Oh, what do you mean?
I like insensitive.
Oh, you're going to like this then.
Good.
I wonder if this smoke was from a giant bonfire of dope.
Like it was when this BBC reporter was doing a report cut numbers 10.2.
Burning behind me is eight and a half tons of heroin, opium, hashish and other narcotics.
Yeah.
Burning behind me.
Quick, quick, quick, quick.
We just need one more.
I love this beginning.
Keith Richards is in the studio with us.
Keith.
Do you smoke or do you inject heroin?
I haven't injected heroin in decades.
It's been a long time.
Right.
But you haven't got to do that anymore.
I learned from Eric Clapton.
You all right?
Now, the problem with that is right.
Yeah.
A lot of people like ZZ Top Drummer.
Oh, Philly beard or whatever his name is.
I don't think it's Philly beard.
He said it's more cost effective to shoot it, but that becomes a higher addiction.
So to get the more bang from your opium dollar.
What are we?
But if you snort it, you still get the same effect, but it takes a lot more.
But Eric Clapton and I always had that money.
I don't know about Philly beard.
Right.
It's great drummers.
That's your new question.
What the hell did you just say?
It's not going to about ZZ Top Drummer.
You're asking Keith Richards.
Come on.
Don't shoot it.
Once you shot it, you'll never, for one, you'll never be a cop in DC.
Oh, that's true.
You'll forget how to how to clean a chicken.
So you'll never, you'll never have the leg and thaw separation that we enjoy in the
western world.
OK.
Also, hookers will not talk to you.
If you shoot heroin, you shoot heroin.
That's right.
Really?
Why?
That's right.
I know, but they wouldn't talk to me until 1974.
And that's the only coincidence I could find about it.
And I asked Mick, you know what Mick said?
What Mick said?
Mick said, you know, Keith, I think you're right.
So there you go.
That's a really little.
Here's your opium education.
Don't shoot.
Rock and roll.
Keith Richards, everybody.
World Cup final weekend Spain versus Argentina tomorrow.
Yeah.
You know, I'm I'm so pissed off of the Norway's out.
I'm just a little turned off.
I got I got spun up in all that Norway crap.
Yeah, because your wife.
Yeah, but he was just Harlan kind of won the hearts over of America.
Yeah.
And he's cool.
He's a cool dude.
Yeah.
And then he just walks around and he's kicks in a goal.
I don't know.
I just might go.
I just might go.
How do you do it?
I just don't know.
I've always done it.
You know, he's the ball and he watched him on the replays.
He's walking around and then like five seconds before he makes a goal,
he actually wakes up and makes a goal.
I mean, go.
He's very McCartney asked about it.
You know, power and he is a hello, fellas.
Or they would say he's messy life because that's what messy does.
Right.
Same thing.
He's storing his energy.
Yeah.
They wait for the opportunity.
They find the opportunity and then we just make goals.
Yeah.
We'll be right back with more of the John Clay Wolf show.
It's good thing to tune into because we're so good.
We just make goals.
You know, we just we just win.
We just win.
And we will be joining more stations here in a moment.
New York City hang tight.
Everybody else is coming aboard.
Pittsburgh.
I think the whole East Coast is this networks like 120 stations will be right back to join
him.
Hang tight.
Someone gets excited.
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This is the John Clay Wolf.
So I went and saw Rush last Saturday with my 19 year old son.
Yes.
And they were great.
They're new drummer.
Anika, Nika.
She's wonderful.
Anika, Vilas or something.
Anyway, Neil Peirce replacement.
I heard she's got the goods.
She's got the goods and she's good looking and it's a woman and she's German.
So at all she blonde.
So it's just cool.
How old is she like 40?
Oh 40s.
Okay.
Maybe 35.
Yes.
She could play the skins.
I mean that's a pretty hard job to replace Neil Peirce.
Oh man.
Yeah.
The world's greatest rock drummer.
Right.
She didn't miss a lick.
She didn't.
And what's weird about her is she a little more effortlessly than he.
Really?
If that's imaginable.
He made it look pretty easy.
She does too.
What you wasn't.
She does too.
Really?
Yeah.
If you're a rush head and you're debating on going to see them, which you probably aren't
because of your rush head, you're excited that they're playing again.
It's wonderful.
They sound.
They sound great.
Okay.
Get his voice started fading a little bit at the end on working man.
They did the encore working man, which is like my favorite song.
I think that was their first hit.
Very early.
But they're just a very technical band.
Super technical band with hits, which is not very normal to have that type of musicianship
with hits.
Normally they're tucked away in a corner and you only know about them if you're at this
beat in a club.
Actual rock music hits.
Like I always loved yes.
And I've seen yes live a few times, but it's not the same caliber of music.
Weren't they kind of known as for the, I'm not speaking or not, but were they kind of
dorky for like, oh, you're a fan of rush.
Oh, you're a dork.
And that's still the case, I think.
Was that what the crowd was dorky?
Yes.
So there were a lot of people at the rush concert that were dressed in outfits that were like
characters from album covers.
And there was a group sitting next to me of Mexican people.
We don't think of as rush fans that would go that far, like real Mexican people, not
like fake Mexican people.
And they were wearing red jumpsuits.
Like moving pictures, the album cover from moving pictures.
So they were dressed up as the movers from moving pictures.
Wow.
But you know, a real Mexican that is that deep into American music from that age to the
point to get dressed up in costume to come to a rush concert.
Full of white people.
Right.
You know, I just noticed these things.
I would think the Latino sensibility.
I talked to him about it actually.
Did you really?
Of course I did.
I will do it.
How did you approach this conversation?
I want to hear that.
You know, you just start feeling real like, hey, what other concerts do you all like to
go to?
He's not a hater.
He's a Texan.
Well, he's the accidental racist.
What kind of concerts you all like going to?
You guys like going to, you know, you guys, you know what I mean by you guys.
How long did it take y'all to get up here from Laredo?
How many cars did you use?
All right.
Okay.
It's all good stuff.
They might have been Puerto Ricans.
I don't know.
But they're fans.
Hell yeah, they're fans.
New every word.
And air drumming every note and guitar, airplane every note.
Yes.
So what about your kid?
What do you think about it?
He likes it a lot.
But he's a dork.
Okay.
And he's a rockologist.
And he was down.
He knew more than I did.
Anyway, yeah, Russia's good.
So 800-800-723-4800-800-RADO-DORIAN in Pittsburgh.
Good morning, are there?
Good morning.
There's two events in Pittsburgh.
One is called the Picklefest.
Hold on a time because RJ Heinz, you know, was on the north side and that was his first
product, but more important than that, there's a couple of thousand cars on display at the
golf course between Carnegie Mellon University and the University of Pittsburgh because they're
having a vintage car race and the guys come in with Walter Minnis with these race cars
that have prominence and they race each other.
That's what car racers do.
Well, but Dorean, quick, quick, quick question.
You mentioned Picklefest and it got me thinking.
My son, and I think we'll have a cut of this in a bit.
My 19-year-old son was on, what's that Charlie Kirk network?
The real American voice.
Do you know what that is?
Nope.
Really?
Nope.
Okay.
Oh, no, turning point.
You're right.
Turning point.
So Alex Stein, he was on a, Talk Show last night.
Your buddy Alex Stein?
Yeah.
No, Maddox was a guest on Alex's show and he was debating who's the crazy guy in Austin
that got, that they got him for Sandy Hook.
Alex Jones.
Alex Jones.
He's, Maddox Wolf is debating Alex Jones' son.
Oh, man.
Who has his own podcast and talk.
Surprise the hell out of me too.
Wow.
Okay.
But they brought up, Dorean, are you fixing to run?
No, but the other thing is, the different radio stations are saying it's your area
down in Texas, the hill country was going to be flooded.
That's Austin.
It is flooded.
Hang on a second.
So what was the story about?
I didn't, Dorean fell asleep.
So Pickles.
Yes.
It made me think.
Transvestites.
What in the world?
How did you go?
Never mind.
They were debating.
Sure.
Because Maddox is in London.
He goes to school over there and he's kind of wanting to be a lib.
Oh, is he?
And so he was, went right into the ring with Alex Stein and Alex Jones.
Damn.
Right.
Damn.
Right.
And he held okay.
Yeah.
But they asked the question, what do you think about, should transvestites be able to mend
the transition?
Sure.
Be able to go to women's restrooms.
Okay.
You already know what Alex Stein and Alex Jones' of course position was.
And my son made the comment.
He said, yeah, if they're really committed, then I'm fine with it.
He's like, what's a commitment?
He's like, you know, if they've removed their penis.
Like, damn, kid, that's pretty heavy.
That's pretty damn heavy.
Pickle contested.
Yeah.
You went right from pickle to this.
Okay.
So that's how John Reigns worked.
Yeah.
That's the inside look into John Glewold's brain.
And our love and respect to RJ Hines.
You know how Hines did the pickle?
Okay.
Well, my son was on with Alex Jones.
If they remove their pickle, then they can go into the women's restroom.
I was like, huh.
Hey, that's somebody that's committed.
That's a commitment.
Yeah.
They're not, they're, they are trying to transvestite.
Man, I was watching this thing.
I was like, Jesus Christ.
Talk about walking into a shark tank.
19 year old kid that talks some pretty good smack around the kitchen table and comes in
a little bit.
He has gets in and to go box with Alex.
I mean, Alex Jones, his son is seasoned and he talks like him.
Does he?
Yeah.
It's Alex never stops.
He's just rapid fire.
Yeah.
And I was like, and he hung in there.
Is Alex Jones son taking over for Alex since he can't do anything?
Oh, a hit.
And he said, and he said, Max just pops off.
I said, yeah, your dad got completely annihilated and is broken.
They took everything.
All of his platform is gone because all of his facts were wrong.
And I was like, damn, that was an undercut in the balls.
Yeah.
Anyway, we'll get some cuts of it later.
I was gonna say, do we have audio?
Okay.
It's right later.
I guess.
Are you ready?
He's working on it right now.
800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
What's in the news?
Well, you were talking about concerts and people on tour.
Here's the guy who's on tour.
He's 95 years old cancer survivor.
Can you guess who it is?
He's on tour now with a heavy metal band.
It would be, are you ready?
It's your one-way ticket to bedside.
Call it heavy metal.
Sammy Hagar.
No.
It's 90, he's not 95.
William Shatner.
What?
Yeah, in September he's gonna be at Riot Fest, 2026 in Chicago.
Now I know you're thinking, what's William Shatner doing heavy metal?
Seriously?
He put out a heavy metal song.
He's calling this heavy metal.
I don't know.
Listen to it.
It's called Rage Cut Number Three.
I push every little broke every rule.
Ever since my days in school I've lived my life beyond the edge.
Rumble the bells, talk junk off the ledge.
I hear a sanctuary, the giant clock ticks loud for me.
I won't go down without a fight.
Rage.
Rage.
The dying of the light.
What is this?
This is metal.
Rage.
I'm...
William Shatner's version of a metal song called Rage.
Rage.
Ah.
You guys remember this?
Was it the 70s when he did Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do we have any, we don't have those.
I've got a couple things here.
This is the Mr. Tambourine man, you remember this one?
God yes.
Hey Mr. Tambourine man.
Ha ha ha ha.
Hey Mr. Tambourine man, play a song for me.
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
Jesus.
But he hadn't been on Star Trek.
Is this just when you get too old and too rich and you can do anything you want?
Yes, exactly what I was about to say.
He hadn't been on Star Trek, we never would have even know who he is.
He's back with the X last night.
The bucket man.
Some of his requirements for this concert.
Chicago has to name a boat in Shadiner's name.
Oh, yeah.
He has to have a food named after him while he's there.
Shadiner's singing take me out to the ball game at the Chicago baseball game.
This is his rider?
Yes, this is his rider.
These are the things that he has.
We'll get to that when we come back.
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Steve in Florida, what you got?
Hey, what's going on? First time caller, first time listener.
Oh, good. We aim to recruit.
I love the shovel.
Thanks.
You kind of got like a David Koresh thing going on.
David Koresh. How's that real quick? I've never been compared to David Koresh.
You literally sound like him and you could lead anybody down a path anywhere, sir.
Thank you. Thank you.
So what have you got?
Are you banging all the employees?
I'm banging all the employees. They're all males. It's just a homosexual ranch.
It's a compound.
Praise Jesus.
Thank you. Praise Jesus. Okay.
James, what have you got, sir?
Hey, I've got a 2002 AM General Home V. This is actual converted military home V.
Converted.
So I bought a lot of these things.
A general tire and battery had the account from the government and I bought a gazillion
of these things.
So is this thing still in government issued condition or is it converted to a street car?
No, it's a government issued condition.
It's just had a little bit of work done to it to get it running.
Diesel or gas?
It's diesel V8, 6.5.
Does it have rust?
No, nothing. It's clean.
How many miles?
According to the odometer, 7,400.
I put about 800 miles on it since I bought it.
Ten grand.
All right.
You want to sell it?
Not for that.
That's what I paid for from the auction.
Now do you believe I'm pretty good at what I do?
Yes, sir, I do.
I've sold you a car before, a vehicle before.
So where is it located?
It is in Richmond, Kentucky, just about an hour south of Lexington.
Well, that's home of the mile cutters.
Do you know what a mile cutter is?
No, sir.
The guys that roll odometers back?
Those are all your Kenfolk up there in Richmond, Kentucky?
So now I believe it's got 70,000 miles or 170,000 miles.
And at the last barbecue, they cut it back to 7,000 for James.
No, it's possible.
They changed out the odometer and stuff on those occasionally.
How long have you had it?
I have it at about 10 months now, I believe.
So have you had your fun with it? You want to sell it?
I do want to sell it.
I've got the clear, clean title, but I'm like 18 or 15.
I mean, I could have been standing next to you at the auction
and hit it the next lick and got it for 10 to 50.
I mean, dude, those things get auctioned off all the time.
They're like police interceptors, like cop cars.
I'm not beating on your car, but I know what they're worth.
If I want to buy old Hummers from the government, I can buy them for 10,000,
and you can too.
You might be able to find some...
Somebody that doesn't know that.
Most of them that you're going to buy though are non-running, non-driving.
You're going to spend at least 5 or 10,000.
Do you want your money back? Do you want it?
Do you want profit or do you want to get your money back?
You've had your fun with it.
I like to get the money that I put into it, yes.
So how much is that?
$1,000.
Actually, 18, but I'll take 15 just to get close.
I'll give 12 if you deliver it.
To where?
I don't know what to figure it out.
Go to givemethevend.com, load it up. Let's figure that out.
Hang on just a second. Shooter and shooter, you've got a 32-Ducenberg
Fawcett and Lemo, 13,000 miles of sport.
You want $385,000 for it.
How long have you had it?
This car belongs to a customer of mine who is retired
and he's wanting to sell it.
A car dealer named Shooter. No way.
What?
I said, so when you said a customer of mine,
then you're a car dealer, right?
And your name on the board here is Shooter.
And it's just like Shooter McAvert.
That came from painting cars.
37 years ago, I had a contract painting
73 police cars and every time I walked in the door,
they were telling me to shoot it.
I wouldn't let none of my guys spray it.
They were so picky at the police car.
Hold tight. We've got to go to commercial break.
I'm going to bring you back when it says we get back with this Ducenberg.
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I'm the one way not away.
Julio San Antonio, what's up?
What's going on, buddy?
Just on the radio.
That was great.
What was the show about?
You called me. What was your message?
I was just wondering what was the show about.
What says first-time listener reminds you of how him
and homeboy John Clay Wolf Show.com
and what was the message of how him and home family used to crack up.
So I brought you to the air and then you start grilling me
about where are we and what time it is.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, if you want to feel like your mom and your dad
when they used to bitch at you, I can do that.
Listen, Julio, I don't know how many times I got to bust your ass
to say focus, but when you come at me with a problem, stay on point.
Or you come with a comment, stay on point.
You get the stage, you get the stage.
And I'll give you the stage, but don't deviate.
Your teachers used to call and tell us that you were a little bit dumb.
But I know you're not dumb.
You're just not focused.
So get focused and call me back, okay?
It does. It made him feel like he wanted to feel like home.
All right, that's good.
Shooter, you've got a 32-Ducenberg-Rolston-Limmo restored.
You want a bunch of money for what your guy does.
Doesn't have original gear.
You mean doesn't have the original Ralston body?
It has all the original Ralston body.
I told the guy when I called I had a real doozy for your show in a minute.
So it is a Royal Ralston-1932-Ducenberg body.
Okay, so what it says on the notes, does not have original gear.
Did my call screener write that down wrong or did you tell him wrong?
I told him correctly.
If it had the original running gear, it would be a $1.2 million car.
It'd be a great buy for somebody by just to put the original running gear in and keep it.
But it was used for a vintage limo service near Gatersburg, Maryland,
hauling all the foreign dignitaries coming into DC.
Okay, okay, okay.
I got you. don't need a history lesson.
I'm trying to buy a car.
What is in it?
It has a 350 Chevrolet VA.
All right, you got a Ducenberg with a Chevy Small Block. Just say it, shooter.
God bless America. You and Julio.
Get Julio and have him call shooter and let them wear each other out.
All right, that bitch ain't worth $365,000.
This guy needed a car for his vintage limo service that he could go and drive and carry people around.
I know why he got it.
I don't need a history lesson.
I'm talking about money, shooter.
We're talking about money.
You're talking about all everything else trying to get my focus off of money.
We're staying on point, boss.
No, tell you what you're getting for your money.
I know what I'm getting for my money. I'm getting a damn 350 swap.
Doosy.
So I think it's probably 200 grand.
No, you're wrong.
No, I'm not.
Because I still got my money and you still got your car.
That is correct.
We might work on some. You know what? Hey, next Saturday, I'm going to be in...
I added on YouTube 32 Doos and Berg and he wrote tribute, but it's not. It's in a real car.
That's fine. But that's why he still got it.
If it was in the money, it'd be gone.
We just posted it for sale.
Okay, so do this.
That's not whom you owe.
Okay.
All right. All right. Do this.
Take that link and put it in gimmethevend.com.
Give me the vend.com. I want to look at it.
I am doing my show with a guy...
17-digit vend.
I don't...
17-digit then and you do not have a 17-digit then on a 32 Doos and Berg.
Then do this. Email jwulfitgimmethevend.com or john at gimmethevend.com.
It'll go straight to me. It'll listen to me. I got one more thing to say to you.
Next Saturday, I'm going to be doing the radio show from Jay Leno's garage.
Have you ever heard of him?
He's about him. You know what there were.
I know he knows. I'm trying to tell you, shooter.
So next week, I think we should do this on the radio with Jay.
Now I can't yell like a crazy man in front of Jay because he'll probably get offended.
So you and I'll have to act like we like each other.
Look, I've been listening to this...
I've been listening to this radio show for a long time.
I've been listening to this radio show as long as I can remember on that channel.
And so anyway, I'll be glad to come back and...
Send me an email, john at gimmethevend.com.
John at gimmethevend.com and send me the link and I'll check it out.
Thank you, sir. Damn!
It's a dealer for you.
I mean, isn't it?
Didn't get to what it really was until the end, of course.
Right. And I have to whack him around and give him a point.
You know one thing I've noticed about the dealer mentality?
If there are handicap spots, like if you go to auto auction,
which has what, a lot of car dealers?
They all park in the handicap spots, fill up immediately.
Dealers are just angle, angle, angle, angle.
They just... It's just a different...
They're beat up people that just learn to live a life of lies.
Damn!
Oh yeah.
You live in a life of lies.
And I'm a snake handler.
I know stuff with you early, early, early when we started hanging out.
You deal with these people on a different channel than you deal with us.
For instance, you get on the phone with a dealer and you are a different person, man.
You are, you are.
And then one time I said, what was that?
And you go, that's just the dealer. That's how we talk.
That's true.
Because I've got to comment them the way they're coming at me.
And I've got to let them know that I know the game.
Yep. When I get a customer, gimmethevend.com.
And you could... They say little things like,
MMR, Mannheim Market, reporter, whatever.
Are you a dealer?
Yeah, why?
They get angry right away.
Because they don't want to be fleshed out.
They want the consumer bid.
They want a better bid because they want you to get...
Like you're bidding a virgin instead of a tattooed whore.
We'll be right back.
Welcome back. Another week in America. Good morning.
We're threatening tariffs over Canadian smoke.
Half the country's watching soccer, finally.
The other half is pretending they don't care.
Politicians are yelling at each other like it's Thanksgiving dinner.
Imagine that.
And the internet has somehow found three brand new things to be offended about.
Before breakfast, in other words, a perfectly normal week.
Let's get caught up. How the hell are y'all?
Dan Bo in New York. You're up. What's up?
Hey, how you doing? You were talking about Spanish fans for Rush.
Yep.
I've seen Rush ten times. I'll see him in the garden in a couple of weeks.
But if you watch the DVD, Rush and Rio,
they've got 120,000 fans and they're singing every song.
They're even singing along to YYZ, which is instrumental.
It's amazing.
That makes sense. Thank you for sharing.
Joanne and Vermont, good morning. You're in the air.
Good morning.
What you got?
Oh, okay. I thought you knew.
So before you mentioned that Alex Jones was off the air and gone,
but he's on rumble with more followers that he ever had.
And they're building this massive, I don't know,
couple of million dollars studio over there.
Perfect.
That's not what you said.
Yeah.
You were talking about Alex Jones being off.
Oh, I was talking about my son debating with his son last night on the turning point.
We'll do that in a minute.
Okay.
It's still early.
Um, Teresa in Florida, what you got?
Yeah. Yes, sir.
Nice to talk to you.
And just started raising thank God.
West Park, Florida, which is near Hollywood, South Florida now,
and it's going to rain again. Thank God it's going to rain.
Thank you. Thank you, Teresa.
What age did you lose your virginity?
No, thank you.
Oh, wow.
I love my governor and I love Trump.
Oh, man.
God, I'm here to the south, the highest ground in Barrett County,
but my taxes are on paid for.
There you go, Teresa. Thank you.
Thank you.
She's drinking early.
Yeah.
It's raining, Mike.
We've got Teresa's sister in here.
Oh, she's.
Yeah, it's brought her in from Florida.
It's hard to read.
Florida.
Yeah.
All the way to Florida.
Yeah.
And my sister doesn't like rain, so she left immediately.
She came here to Texas.
Teresa's sister.
Oh, this is a tiny thing.
Teresa.
Teresa always talk about the weather like God sent the weather just for her.
Yeah.
You know, I've been living up here in North Carolina for a little while.
I don't talk funny like they do, but I talk since you know, if you got some
weather coming your way in this bad weather, you know, God sent that to, you
know, you got a temp of your expectation when you talk about meteorological
matters, especially on radio with somebody here and say, Oh, I love, I love
God, but these Santas, I love dog truck.
God sent me rain.
Pray God, you know, that's quite a mix of topics.
Did you?
Speaking of mixing the topics, do you ever eat Taco Bell and did you get diarrhea?
I thank God for Taco Bell every day, especially this ain't on the menu no
more.
But here's something that you can do.
Go to Taco Bell.
Be nice.
Be nice.
You know what?
Yeah.
But be nice.
Okay.
Ask if they got the, uh, uh, the treat.
Oh, is the youth called Chichi burrito?
Chitter cheese burrito.
Mm hmm.
Okay.
And all it is is a big damn tortilla with tasted chili and cheese on the
inside.
Then you get some fire sauce.
You pour just enough one bite and eat that fire sauce one bite at a time.
All right.
So you take five bags of sauce, but the fire sauce and don't put none of that
verde green on your chalito.
No, verde green.
Chalito is wonderful.
Taco Bell.
I thank God for Taco Bell.
Also next time it rain, I'm going to thank God for rain in Carolina.
Cause that ain't for everybody.
Too much rain down there and somewhere down there.
Oh, uh, uh, gun smoke town somewhere.
You know, Marshall Dillon, gun smoke, Doc, miss Kitty.
Yeah.
Boy, it's raining like a mammoth down there.
They not thank you God for no rain.
800-807-234 is the calling number.
Somebody save me.
800-800-RATO.
This is the previous caller, Teresa's sister.
Sister.
Okay.
We flew in.
Thank you.
Wow.
First time in, last time on.
She was an interesting person.
She was the, the chalito, the chalito.
Who knew all about the chalito.
Can I pull the curtain back when John, when you threw it to Babo,
asking to have the sister on his eyes went, oh, what?
No, he was not ready for that.
You do that impromptu.
And some of the best impersonations I've ever seen Babo do is when I just throw
him a fastball across the countertop here and hit him right in the head with it.
I mean, you did.
Last week when he did the backward masking.
God, that was amazing.
It was just so good.
Satan, yeah.
Satan, the backward masking of songs.
It sounded like the songs.
How did you do that?
You want to do one?
We have to have Satan on to do it.
Well, of course you got to have Satan on my back.
I got to press my Satan button.
All right.
Yeah.
So John, we were talking about backward masking.
Right.
We were talking about music backwards where the, you've worked the word Satan in.
Right.
Yeah.
And it's not always just the vocal, you know, for instance, the, you know, and
stairway to heaven.
Sure.
Right.
You've got Jimmy Page playing.
Take out the acoustics.
Got that two neck guitar.
Badass.
Pardon me, but it is.
And then Robert Plant in the back, you know, and you play this thing backwards.
Sad.
What's that?
But Satan.
Right.
Yeah.
It's all there.
Did you watch the trials of Metallica when they were pursuing them saying that they had
backward masking in their songs and it caused that kid to commit suicide?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a bit ridiculous.
Yes.
You know, because Metallica never did that.
You know, and I tried and tried to talk to James, but you know, James is a bit of a
pre-medalina.
Oh, he is.
He is.
He is.
So Lars and I got together and I'm like, you know, he said, man, I want to get some
backwards brackets.
Right.
That's be awesome.
I said, can you sing backwards?
I don't sing at all.
He's a fun guy.
He's a fun guy.
Lars Ulrich.
Rock and roll.
Rock and roll.
Rock and roll.
But he doesn't sing, but he likes backwards messages.
He enjoys it.
So I told him, you can just stop the record.
Okay.
You know, put your table on neutral and just play it backwards.
We did this.
Yeah.
And he found one.
I couldn't believe it.
This is amazing.
You remember the cars?
Of course.
I don't know how many people listen to cars anymore, but the cars, they were awesome.
Great.
A lot of cocaine back there.
I'm sure.
And if you ever listen to let's go.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That phrase, she doesn't wear her shoes.
Right.
Yeah.
That's beautiful.
It's beautiful.
That's in there.
Lars Ulrich taught me that.
Didn't know.
Yeah.
So there's a lot of, of art out there you can use a little differently.
Hail me.
Hail me.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Say it real quick.
Who's going to win the World Cup tomorrow?
It's going to be Spain.
Yes.
Did you already rig it?
The young Messi.
You already get a straight go.
I've got 80 bucks on it.
Thank you.
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Mark Greenville, New York. Good morning. Good morning. How's it going? Good. What you got? I
Just listened to that drunk lady from Florida and
It reminds me I used to live in Florida for a couple years. I was born and raised up here, but
moved moved a little bit and I
Guarantee if she was either in the Amvets
Vfw or American Legion this morning already
Is that a 24 hour 24 seven bar?
Yeah
Well remind me cuz I like to say this is a governor. I hate my governor in New York, but I work for the state
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Listen, I have I there's no music come out. There you go. You're you're dead
You know dead dead line. We're back. I was like I thought it was yeah, I see that thank God
I thought I was gone too. What's on my hearing?
What's on your mind?
Nothing I just you know, I like calling I tend to be
Always in my room so I find some Peter Cole and since I heard about you guys
I know you're busy. I thought we're going to cars. I know a lot about the bud. I don't drive. Oh good
But I could thank you
That was interesting
That's a I think it's time to do a traffic report in New York City. You know what we should do something
You know who we have y'all ever heard of Christina Lane
She's a she's a mainstay in New York City. She's been doing traffic up there forever
Tina are you Tina Lane? Are you are you the are you in the helicopter right now?
I can beat on my chest and make it sound like I am but no, I'm not right now
Okay, what could you give us a quick traffic update? Yeah
Yeah, you know because there's a lot of stuff that's going on around New York City
First of all if you go outside and you're in a car
You can't roll down your windows because the air quality is like 180 which is unsafe
So don't even bother doing that and if you go anywhere that is playing any of these soccer games on the big screens
They got it at Brooklyn Bridge Park. So like the Brooklyn Bridge the BQE
They're gonna just blow later on today like around, you know, 12 o'clock
So the game doesn't start till five the one today the third place game. Yes, but then
They have another watch party at the American Dream Mall which is right next to the stadium
So that's another one New Jersey turnpike if you try to go on to Route 3
They're gonna be all backed up by like five o'clock today
So that'll be a mess and then tomorrow they have the watch party in Central Park
So you can't even go near New York City tomorrow
You can't even use a train tomorrow into and out of New York City because it's only use is
For soccer fans the normal commuters the 63,000 people that need to take a train cannot do so tomorrow
So keep that in mind as well
But yeah, so that's what's going on in New York don't roll down your windows and
Stay away from the Brooklyn Bridge. Will this be worse than the Nets games?
You know what?
Anybody that goes to a Nets game in Brooklyn that doesn't happen here
You
Know you know the next game they allowed you to use the train station and there were more than
20,000 fans that were going in and out of Madison Square Garden on the trains for the Nicks, but no for soccer
We can't use the trains
We're not allowed so Tina your husband
Somehow became a lifer listener of ours years ago. Oh
Yeah, he's addicted to you and he flies around in the helicopter in New York City and does he work for ESPN?
No, no, no, he works for ABC
So he is the Channel 7 is the ABC affiliate in New York
so that's where you can see him every single day in the morning for eyewitness news and
He knows the city from above like the back of his hand. He's been watching for a long time
How did he find us up there when we're in Texas? I I don't know
He's well, you know what we're right. We're radio freaks
We love radio and we can't tell you how happy we are that you're on terrestrial radio in New York because I can't stream
Like I can't even use the second remote for the TV to like get Netflix like I can't do that
So I have to go simple. I have to turn on my radio and that's it. There's no streaming of any sort
So we're really happy you're here. We really really are we're happy to be there
So what have you he I don't remember your body of work, but he said you've been doing this in the city for decades
Where?
Who are you?
Well Christina Lange is my name. I've been doing traffic in New York for 36 years. So, you know the old joke
I started when I was five
But so for 36 years and I've done this biggest sports radio station the biggest
Top 40 stations been doing it a very long time and I still am and I'm just one of the
OG's and the real lucky ones that still can do it and I'm an I heart employee
Do you notice that she still has that in her brain where she didn't mention the other stations names?
Right, you're not allowed any right now. Let's do it. What are the names?
I mean, is it really that competitive now? No, so back in the day
well, you've got WFAN which is your sports radio station here in New York and
So I was on the Mike and the Mad Dog show which was the you know
Start I was there from the beginning and then you've got I was on WPLJ
Which had Scott Shannon?
Yeah, and I was on the Rocky Allen showgram in the afternoon and he was amazing
He brought numbers he brought morning radio numbers into the afternoon because much like you guys
He was just a good old radio show and it worked it worked in New York and it worked in the afternoons
So I mean you guys you guys will get respect eventually
But right now if you go on the Q104 website, right, you're just like under and more
They want to keep me down right so they let us in the building
But they want us to be good and they won't that they want to shackle us
I mean last week I already got my hand slapped about a couple of things. I said, oh, okay?
What oh for oh my god? Oh my god?
I mean and you know as well as I know the way to get the listeners over is kick everybody in the balls and let's go right
Yeah, absolutely, right stern did that better than anybody you've been in radio for a long time
You remember when he took over the airwaves in New York, but godly what only how the mighty have fallen
I mean he is just a rag of himself now
But you know what it happens when you get old you don't want to work anymore
It happens and he's he's so greedy he's kept all the money and he's fired all of his staff
And he's only doing one day a week. Did you see that I?
Did because I do know some people that work for him worked past tense so they've just got blasted
Yeah, yeah, but you know he still got his listeners and it's all about the listeners
So as long as you got it, you know, you got he was a hardcore guy and now he's just a wanky lib
I
Can say that but yeah, we just did
Okay, there you go. Yeah, I'll take all the credit. I am not scared of Howard Stern one bit
Yeah, so I worked for his program director
Actually, I'm in his city now and I own this bitch and he needs to just retire and be in Florida
And just be an old man and do his thing
Hey, you know what New York needs you a real radio show and
Again, we're thrilled. Thank you for calling in Tina. You got it Christina Lane everybody
Her husband's name is is John John DiGiorno. Is that right? Oh, yes, Delgerner John Delgerner
Yes, John Delgerner when he is flying around in the helicopter. There's fine right now
But he can't call in because he said this network will get mad at him
Yeah, let's all get a bunch of balls and not worry about it
Thank you Tina. They would get it. No, they really they'd get mad if he called into the show. Oh, yeah
Jesus
Well, I mean, I thought that was gone. I guess not anyone I first started in this show
I dare Howard Stern to call in trying to set me straight. I'm gonna shut up
What we said I first started in this show I had a non compete from it from CBS radio
Remember we had to go back and forth whether I could even be enjoying you and you were on in Houston at the time
You weren't even on in Dallas. Oh
God, yeah, oh is with us and he was with I heart and he's on a non compete with I heart
He was worried about being on the show and the whole damn networks I heart. I'm like, dude. It's okay. It's okay
Everybody calm down. We're still on it. He's clear now
So he can do right. We've got Elliott in here and he's blessed a o to be on the air. So we're all good
We brought the principal to the studio
Man, this is huge. We're all on our best. That's the best thing you go out and get stoned with the principal and then you get away
everything
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We're going to Yale guarantee you getting a job. This is a riddle. This is kind of fun. Yeah
How does going to Yale automatically make you a successful candidate for a job? Well, listen to this cut 12
How do you explain this four-year gap in your resume? That was when I went to Yale impressive
I think you're hired. Thank you. I really need the job
Did he say jail? Yeah, I went to Yale. Well, I need to job
Kid Kat real quick. What was your message? You had something to say and you didn't say you were just rambling. Oh
Yeah, well, I do that she that's part of it. I think I got the men she at this age
but uh, I
Just this bullshit night to talk to you about car you can't say that on the radio speech impediment parents
Did you hear her cuss? She just used the s word
What that
That's a new story. Well, I don't have enough time for some news stories
I just wanted to hit you real quick. We can get to your news stories a little bit later
If you don't mind how is your day going speech impediment there and where are you today?
It's going happy
By the Emerson rest man
Now come up to the front section after them
Like who's working on something you got that you're under one, you know the color of the world
You can get away walk around
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terrible because that's how it's here and they're going to have to call the world
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Dean Philly good morning you're there morning John what you got
2020 Porsche 911 Carrera S is that a two or 42 okay how many miles 15,000
pretty good what color it's silver with the blue leather sticker magic auto average
rougher clean oh it's clean it's a coupe not a cab correct okay that body
style actually is not that desirable it's just it's fine but it's not oh my god so
it's a 26 year old Porsche with no miles on it loser blue but it's clean
now I'll lose it it letters blue oh what colors the outside silver okay silver
look it's an s does 35 grand by it a 2020 Porsche 911 come on now I mean it's
just that body style didn't oversell yeah what's it take to buy it 130 it's
all right 130 on a 2020 yes oh I'm sorry I'm sorry I even did weird accent I was
thinking you were saying to what 2000 no no no you're right I'm wrong I'm
completely screwed up it's early yeah so it's a c2s 2020 2020 not 2000 that's
like me that 2000 body style sucks yeah yeah we got a different car here sorry about that man
that's my fault I need some more coffee yeah um 130 on 15,000 miles do you remember what the
MSRP is by chance like 135 ish that's all the money I mean basically I'm basically
giving sticker for a three-year-old car with 15,000 miles on it right that's what I paid for it
though what's it take to buy it 130 125 129 126 128 we go let's just meet in the middle and do the
127 and a half and just call it call it friends let me get you paid where do I take it we have an
office in north Philadelphia totally where's our Washington Fort Washington Philadelphia and
just load it up right now and to give me the Vin.com obviously it has a clean
car fax if it doesn't that won't work but you said it's perfect so I'm sure it is give me the Vin.com
say John just bought my car for 127 and a half on the radio can I get paid today and the answer is
yes you can get paid today like already just load it up they'll process it real quick if you head
over there to our office and we've got a guy there he'll print a check get you paid fair sounds
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she gets down off the stairmaster and her little yoga pants and looks at all the mess they left
from where they were working on that dude and pulled a raw egg out of I don't know where and she
put that raw egg out of her yoga pants and start rubbing it all up and down that treadmill and
seeing a Spanish real solid and now I gotta find a new planet business the number one weekend show
in the world you're listening to the John Clay Wolf show check out the podcast at JCW show.com
that's comedian Jerry Wayne Longmeyer and he will be calling into the show and a little bit
he's promoting his show next Saturday is it next Saturday Friday Friday Friday night and
Walnut Springs Texas tiny little town in the Texas Hill Country a mile south of I mean our
south of Fort Worth and that's a whole story we'll get into later but you guys that are new to the
show we're out in the studio is in Walnut Springs Texas right so and you ever seen
blazing saddles sure that's about what the town looks like absolutely and it was kind of empty
when we got here and we started renovating it and revitalizing it and we've got a honky-tonk in
there with a great restaurant called Walnut Springs Roadhouse we've got the W6 Steakhouse
we've got the Bosque Cantina across the street my buddy Louie is putting in Lucky Seven motorcycles
he's building a 10,000 square foot motorcycle customization shop we've got the GMTV garage
right there so we got this little thing and we've and we've got these silos that you can rent for
to stay the night and we have events out here we had a car show out here last October and I think
there were 6,000 people that showed up huge Richard Rowland chip foos myself Dennis Collins and
we're going to do that again in November we've got a bike rally coming like we want to turn
this town into Sturgis Texas basically yeah and we have a big bike rally coming in October if you
go to Walnut Springs Rally dot com you can see about that and see where to get rooms reserved I
would do that now if you're if you go to the big bike rallies this is gonna be a big one this is our
third one out here and this is one's gonna be the big one that's one of the most impressive
things I think I've seen you do man and there have been plenty but getting you and those three
guys on a stage together at the same time that was in the middle of a big rally yeah that was
pretty cool that was fun three wise men that was like that day in that moment looking out into
that crowd and realizing how many people were outside I was like wow it actually happened
right and Rawlins comes in and he's like dude have you been outside I'm like no I've been on
the radio all morning he said it looks like wood stock out there it was amazing that was fun
we're going to do that again in October at the end of October for the bike rally and then we'll do
and we have a I think November 4th or something is the car show and it's right there Walnut Springs
Rally but anyway Jerry Wayne's playing here next week 800-800-7234-800 800 radio Florida news JD
Ryan and now from North America's own land down under it's time for Sunshine State News with your
certified lifeguard JD Ryan don't you hate when you cat rats you out deputies and I know right
deputies in Leesburg were searching for a suspect who had fled an attempted burglary but she had
her cat with her okay seriously for whatever reason she decided to take her cat with her on
this particular burglary call here we have the victim of the burglary describing the burglar and
then the canine unit kind of comes in to take a bite out of crime cut number six
yeah so what did she wear she's wearing a short black dress with a skinny spaghetti strap okay
she's carrying a black backpack and a little cat in a bag the handle like it's broken off like that
that was that wasn't like that wow the video the video is at JCW show calm if you want to check
it out it's great yeah the dogs come in good boy is a good boy cats again dogs can be your best
friend but cats not so much to see 6.2 right but that's what that can't always do you never want to
hear come out or the dog will bite you they will narky out cats will cause calamity they don't
really mean it they're just they're just walking around and be cool yeah cats can't have a definite
McConaughey stop yeah yeah yeah just kind of man I want to try and bring cops over with me or
anything but I noticed you know they had looked like a dog I won't keep you out for that oh here
they are they're already here I've got a guy on line 12 it says Tracy Morgan is calling to talk to
some white people that sounds what that sounds like the real Tracy Morgan looks I mean say good
morning sir you're on the air hey what's happening white people where you called in from I'm calling
from New York City the home of the world champion NBA New York next did you catch us on the radio
this morning yeah but listen for two and a half hours your music club hey you were telling me a
story one time like about sex parties mm-hmm and you did like was it a what you call it a orgy party
or something I like to throw parties it's so easy you can do it in your underwear so tell me you
know so easy it's so easy I do it in less than my underwear I mean I'm a simple married white guy but
we all you know we always imagine about a sex party so let lay the scene of a sex party you know you
having a good party when all you see is but holes and toes wow that's quite a visual so did you have
these parties at your house especially when some of them toes are in the bottle yeah can't do that
so Tracy do you have any what what's your schedule look like you play are you on on tour right now are
you are you chilling yeah I'm on tour but I want to call in the putting them a music request okay
what you ain't played no Lionel rich you ain't played no Lionel Richie you ain't played no Diana Ross
you ain't played no bell no big or no default what is your favorite Lionel Richie song hello is it me
you're looking for I wonder where you are and I wonder what you do and I want to tell you so bad
bitch I love you that is a pretty good version of that who you got on the soccer game tomorrow Tracy
Morgan I only I only care about the Knicks when the Knicks play that's where I'm my fun did you hear
about me getting in trouble I threw up on the court did you know that I did not it made the news a year
ago I got nauseous I threw up on the court but you know what happened the Knicks one they won that game
so go into the championship I had to take a do-do on the court make them win it all
Tracy Morgan everybody you still got it somebody's got to do so
good talking to you man oh my god I wasn't expecting that phone call no and now the delay is already
used up for the show now oh well you dumped that too now that part was okay but the other party part
was a little bit too risky did you dump both parts of the party part or one part one part yeah
particular in the yeah yeah you can't do that if you want to hear the unedited version you just go
to JCW show.com that's where the video live stream is and we don't have to dump that for FCC regs
actually I accidentally dropped an F ball a minute ago and that got you did I did is what Turley told
me I didn't realize I did yeah that does happen I said something once I didn't even know I said
talk about Hillary Clinton yes I was see you next Tuesdays what you call it.
Kind of sort of yes and then you know like Hillary Clinton it came out so naturally nobody in the
studio even caught it and a listener calls up and goes did y'all hear Virginia you just said
I'm like no way I said that then the guy goes in the office listens to the tape and he comes back
to the window and goes he said it we'll be right back and we're gonna say that and more when we
join the John Clay will show in about three minutes after the song 800-800-7234-800-800 radio
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There's a pretty wide gap between a Hollywood cowboy and the real thing but Wolf Brand delivers
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a big thick steaming bowl of Wolf Brand bull sh** well that's too long yeah it's the John Clay
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New York City get a rope Mark in Ohio you've got an 86 9-11 Carrera is it a
turbo is it a SC? No Carrera is Carrera there's no SC. The other is an 86 there is.
No. Yep. No it's not an SC it's just a straight up Carrera. Okay and it's a it's a convertible
was a cab? Yes yeah. Has the motor been repackaged because those things are bad about leaking?
No there's still leaks at all it's been gone through prior to me owning it I know there was
some motor work done on it transmission work plotch how long have you had it? Steering rack
struts how long have you had it? I've had it for almost a year. Gotcha what says you want
65 grand for it I sold one with 37,000 miles for 63,000 last June that was an 85 but it's the same car
yeah now this one also has the the turbo tail on it that's good paints fantastic
I mean it's not a concourse car but it's immaculate how many miles are on it?
145 on the body it's just too high the motor was redone it's just too
high where'd you buy it? Bring a trailer okay what'd you pay bring a trailer?
A lot less than 65 but I put a lot of work into it I got you well what I mean the listing is
public I can see what what did it bring? 50 okay yeah see a bit about yeah I mean I'm looking at
you know maybe seeing what it's worth if it's worth selling it you know I've had other
high-end sports cars you know the price was right so they sold I got you okay we um we buy and
sell on bring a trailer quite a bit at give me the VIN.com but you know that car I mean so if I
get it for if I had it for 50 how am I supposed to make money with it? Yeah I mean I hear you man
I hear you I know you guys are in business what do you do for a living? It's a hobby
right now I'm retired military. So you made your living been working for the military?
I make my money through hustling car dealers for a high mileage Porsche's how you make your money
all right thank you man 800 800 7234 800 800 radio. Some more Florida news if you'd like
do we need the opener again? No no you can just go right into it. Florida man had a plan to beat
the court order drug test you know that went kind of went off the rails for him 52 year old James
Shepherd showed up at the Flagler County Sheriff's office to give a urine sample part of his deal
right he showed up unfortunately he drove with a suspended license when he got there which of
course violates his probation and then he had a much bigger problem in his pants. Oh yeah he actually
went there with a fake urine device hooked up to a heater heating pad and all complete with a fake
boy part. So when we were in is there is there audio? Yeah we have audio. He attempted to ditch the
fake boy part in the back of a police cruiser but of course the back of the police cruiser has
video cutting number seven. What is this? I don't know what that is. James I have you on video
pulling out a pee bag and a dildo out of your pants okay I'm not stupid I clean this car every day
I'm responsible for what is in this car I would know if there's a pee bag and a dildo in my car.
Oh my gosh. I don't know what he just like. So 1992 SMU locker room I played football there. Yes
they're drug testing us all for steroids. Oh makes sense. I'm not going to use any names.
That's a good idea. But two people had pee bags on their leg so it's warm. Yeah you go into the deal
and you put the pee in the cup. Yep and you try to get somebody that doesn't do steroids.
Get your girlfriend get somebody. Not a girlfriend because they're checking they know male versus not
male. Really? Yeah I didn't know. I even think they know black and white. All right leave that alone.
But it was a real thing. Yeah and did they get away? Did they pull it off? Oh yeah they didn't pull it
off they pulled it out. Well yeah they would go into a stall so they couldn't see. Okay they weren't
watching the process okay. Yeah this is not a new I don't know what the new technology is apparently
it's the Wisinator. Yeah it's what it is. We have a we have a a censored photo of it and it's a whole
kit it comes with like a little hand warmer type heater thing powdered urine it's mixed up it's like
synthetic. Oh there it is at jcwshow.com you can see it. The Wisinator Golden Shower. It's a real deal.
That thing has been around for 30 years John. I used to see this when the internet was brand new
to me okay and it was illegal in a lot of places and that company has paid a lot of fines and a lot
of like business expenses to keep themselves out of prison and so now they sell it as a novelty.
Sure that's just a lot. Have you ever been back when you did some smoke some grass has anybody ever
drug tested you for grass back when they used to do that? Yeah I used to get it all the time.
How did you pass? Sure gel. What's sure gel? Sure gel is in the in the grocery aisle I think it's
over close to the jello right JD? Yes it is. The stuff you make gelatin out of. Make your home
preserves and things. Make gelatin out of yeah. It's chock full of pectin which is like kind of
almost like a vitamin C derivative. You do not recommend this. It'll mask anything and it gets
thick. What you do is you mix it in a deal of warm water and you drink that the whole thing and it's
not disgusting it actually tastes kind of kind of citrusy. Citrus. Right and then you don't touch
any fruit juices or caffeine or anything that will make it you know separate itself from the liquid
in your stomach. All right. You drink as much water as you want to and after 90 minutes your bladder
has turned into a bowl full of jelly. I don't believe any of you. And nothing passes but pure clean
water with creatine at the proper temperature. He's not lying about because I know in the late
90s I had to pass a drug test and so the way I did it was I had a full gallon of this tea. I can't
remember the name of it but I had to drink this full gallon of tea. Okay. Drink it down and then
took the test passed. No problem. Wow. But you have to drink this whole gallon of it. Oh yeah.
Head shop juice. Yeah. Yeah. Y'all know. It's real. Head shop. It's called Gold 2000 or something.
Yeah. Yeah. That was the precursor to the whizinator. Or maybe it just don't do drugs.
Well yeah that's what you're doing. Right. But weed is legal in so many states now when you're
like if you're in Texas and you're from California you're used to smoking weed do they
do the drug test you for weed. We'll find out when we get back. My name is John Clay. Well if we
got we've got to flip to the top of the hour we're going to add a bunch of more state of many more
stations right now. You can watch us. I think New York City we're losing you right now so you can
go to JCW show dot com and you can stream from there. We've got four or what how many more hours
left. Lots. Lots. Lot left. We'll be right back. Remember you can stream us if you lose us in
these different time zones because we're live. JCW show. John Clay Wolf JCW show dot com beer back.
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Jeremy Tracy Morgan called in earlier he wanted to hear a song from a black person.
So we selected 37 of them that all sing it once named Earth, Wind and Fire. Yeah. This is going out
to you Tracy Morgan. 800 800 7234 800 800 radio. My son Maddox who's been on the show several
times. He's a smart little dude. He's only 19 and he's a debater. Yes. And he's in the debate club
over Kings College in London. He goes to Kings College in London. I've noticed that he's he's
dressing a little more British. Is he? Yeah. He's wearing jackets often. A lot of tweeds.
Short short short pants. You know show the ankles. I didn't notice that but but lots of lots of
blazers. Okay. And wait did they have a picture of this? Does Kyle have a picture of this AO?
I don't yeah it doesn't have video. We have audio though of it. Okay. That's too bad. I've got this.
Kyle I'm going to send this to you right now if you can jam it in there real quick.
Cube into the stream at JCW show dot com. He went on the Alex Stein program like Alex is part of
the Turning Point Network. The Charlie Kirk thing. Real America's voice.
And he went on that show last night and this is his first time to do anything like that.
And Maddox is pretty square but he's pretty spicy. Where was he? In Dallas some studios.
Yeah he's home for the summer. Got it. And he Alex set him up against what's his name son? Alex Jones.
Alex Jones is a professional podcaster. He's he that kid is already I think he's about three years
old is older. I think that guy's about 23. Alex Jones is so he looks like I was surprised when
I turned it on and I saw that so he he he put him in the ring with Connor McGregor basically.
Right out of the gate. And my son is a liberal wannabe is what I call him. He's got some Texan
in him and he's got he's really a centrist but he's got he's trying to be I don't know. I mean
whatever let him be who they are. But here's some cuts from this debate last night that was on
their channel. Now Maddox's dad is on iHeart media and he's on over 100 stations and his he has a
show called Give Me The Vin dot com and it's a great show. It's not called Give Me The Vin dot com
you moron. It's called the John Clay Wolf Show. The company that sponsors the show is called Give
Me The Vin dot com next. His dad told me you know my son he goes to school in London and I've
noticed that he is a little liberal and I would like for you to have a conversation with him Alex.
What are some of your political viewpoints Maddox? Some of my political viewpoint. Yeah.
Like do you like abortion? No. Shut up. Shut up. You like abortion? No one though. I love abortion.
You think it's okay for a baby to get murdered? Well no it's not a baby until a certain
point. Oh my you gotta be kidding. You gotta be kidding me right now. Hold on. Why does the baby get
to choose if it wants to live or not? Well it's because the baby doesn't have a soul. Yeah. The
baby doesn't have the level of sentience required to justify that kind of choice. You gotta be kidding
me. All right. So that's not a liberal viewpoint. It is. Yeah. Oh okay go ahead. Yeah. It has a hard
way. Wait wait. If it has a hard not necessarily. How is a heart in any way shape or form the deciding
factor on like what gives somebody a right to life? You gotta be kidding me. What do you mean?
You gotta be kidding me. You seem like such a smart young man. You go to the 31st best university
in the world and you don't understand that there's a little life in there and that if they have a
heart that they're starting to form. The most of the time people have an abortion is they just don't
want to pay for the baby. It's like here's the thing. Just look at it from a metaphysical perspective.
You're eliminating something that is binding you to some potential future and out of that you get
more time. How is that not ideal with the devil? I understand that your liberal position is that
abortion is okay but will you admit that it is a murder of a baby? No. Oh. What else you got?
That's the full clip right there. That's just the taste of it. Yeah. He's pretty rational.
That's the only clip he sent you. Yeah. That's pretty harsh though right there. I mean that's
to have him come out with that. I told you to jump to the end of it. There's some different
stuff at the end of it but anyway what? Well just to have him throw him in there in that topic.
Yeah. That's a very polarizing topic. Oh my god. Yeah. No they went straight for blood. Yeah. Of
course. Yeah. This went on for an hour. He handled himself well. He's got opinions.
You want me to post it. Yeah you can post it. Okay. Go to JCW show him and post it. So have you
talked to him after this? Yeah. I mean that was the roughest part of the whole deal and the rest of it
got. He won definitely won a few rounds. Yeah. Well there's that. I don't think there's a winner
an abortion topic anyway. No. There is not. But that was the one cringiest.
So did he know he was going to come on there before? Did you just? I knew he was going to come on.
No. But he didn't know what he was doing. I'm talking about did you just throw this to him.
It's like hey guess what? You're going to come on to Alex Dynes show. No. We talked about it a
while back and I and I put him together on a group chat. I said you'd like this kid because
he's got that Charlie Kirk thing in him and he's young and Alex talked to him a little bit and said
he kind of brought him on just because he's my kid and I gave him. I said it'll be fine because he
knew that I have a decent opinion of fine and then they went through this whole thing and he
called me last night. He said that kid is awesome. I'm going to start using him this and then I want
him back. This was one of the best shows we ever had. That's great. That was the low point of the
show actually what he what we just clipped. He's stuck to you know he's stuck to his ground.
That's you got to admire that. Victor Sandoval, Mission Hills, California. Good morning. You're on the air.
What's up man? I just heard your story about the wizardator and I wanted to share a story.
So I had one of them a long time ago and you know sometimes people want to watch UP or whatever
how to do it for like a drug test. I ended up one of my friends had to do the same thing
and he took the thing and used it. I didn't ask for it back but like Pre-K said that thing got
passed. That wizardator got passed around. Like an old, like an old, who are? Thank you, Vic.
800-800-7234-800-800-RADIO. Brian and Sarasota, Florida. Good morning. You're on the air.
Hey, good morning. How are you? Good. What's got?
Well, so I was just flipping through the live on YouTube and I was listening to you have a
conversation with a gentleman. Kind of it seemed like a big sale on a vehicle. I said this is a
perfect guy to talk to because it seems like you know exactly what you're talking about when it
comes to vehicles. Okay. And I was just telling your call screener that I'm a struggling entrepreneur.
I created a website and the website is a comparison website that takes factors that people think are
most important and spits out the answer as to what their favorite vehicle is, who the best basketball
player is, what's the best movie to watch. It's a decision-making tool but specifically on the
car piece. I'm curious from an expert's perspective what types of things are most important. Like,
what do you look at for? Toyota. Right. So it tends to be, and that's what I'm seeing with my algorithm
is a lot of Toyota when it comes to consistency but the factors- I buy Toyotas for myself and for
my kids and I have more cars than anybody you'll ever probably need. I think if we have 2200 cars
in inventory right now, give me the VIN.com sells about five to seven, sometimes 800 cars
a week in our wholesale distributorship and there's a reason that I drive a Toyota and there's a
reason I buy Toyotas for my kids. They hold their value the best, they break down the least and the
body styles don't get old and agey looking and that's why the Toyota dealers make the most money.
Like, if you own a Toyota store you would have to have something really wrong with you. Have you
ever seen a Toyota store go bankrupt? No. There was one called Lexus of Englewood, the only Lexus
store in the history of man that has ever filed for bankruptcy and it was because of corruption.
Oh. It was just because of corruption. You can run anything out of business. Yeah. I saw a liquor
store go out of business once. How do you do that? I mean, I'm not trying to be cute but it's just
really that simple. It's just that simple. So I hope that helps. So yeah, it does. So it holds the
value the most and you describe the aesthetic value like it's not going to get old. In 15 years,
it's still going to look good. It's still going to look modern. Yeah. It's just the easiest best
monetarily way to go and then like when I'm bidding a Toyota Tacoma with 150,000 miles on it,
the return value on that is like a Dodge truck with 80,000 miles on it because the market knows
that that car, that truck has more life in it than a domestic truck. Therefore, it brings more
money on the used market and it's just that simple. Simple. Thank you, man. Coming up next,
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Now, this is a different kind of call. Richard in Florida, you've got a 69 Firebird Wear.
I got it in Puerto Rico. I had brought it there to restore it. I was supposed to be retired,
but I had a life event happen and that wasn't able to happen. So I have it there.
And I still can't restore it. Well, those Puerto Ricans will do it cheaper than us Yankees.
So are you just... Well, I was just looking to possibly... I have a farm there that was
destroyed by Hurricane Maria and I was just... I would pretty much be willing to give you the car
if you'd be willing to give me some type of donation because I know it costs you money to
get it back home and taxes and all that. What would it cost to get it back over here?
I think probably two grand would be my guess to get it back there. What kind of shape is it in?
It needs a little bit of body work, but the engine itself, the 400 big block is still
running well, transmission, radiators, all that. For some reason, it used to be
three on the tree and somebody put an automatic in it.
Do this. Do you have photos of it?
Yeah, I do have a few photos of it. Load photos into GiveMeTheVin.com
and explain our conversation on the radio and what you're proposing.
Let me take a look at it and see if it's worth dragging back over here.
Sure. I'll just upload everything to GiveMeTheVin.
GiveMeTheVin.com and that goes for everybody listening. You can go to GiveMeTheVin.com and load
her up. Brendan, Indiana, good morning. What's sitting in Indiana?
Chinersville.
Alright. An O5 Tundra four-wheel drive crew cab with 90 average rough or clean condition.
I've been in good condition. Leather or cloth?
Cloth. Okay. V8, I'm assuming. I think they were all V8s back then, 20 years ago.
So do you know if it's an SR5 or the WT, which is like the work truck?
It's an SR5. Okay. It's got 95,000 miles on it.
Yes, 92,000. I'd give 8,500, 9 grand.
Okay. Go to GiveMeTheVin.com and load it up. You want to sell it?
Oh, no. I'm just interested.
Okay. 800-800-7234-800-800 radio. Let's take one more real quick. I'm looking at,
he's trying to screen these as we go. David, an 08 Jeep Wrangler four-buffer with 160 on it.
If it's a, is it a four-door?
Yes, sir.
Probably six grand.
Okay. I had no idea. I literally just retired like 20 minutes ago and I got a third vehicle and I
don't need it. I had no idea what the even asked for.
Now you know. Well, just sell it to me. Go to GiveMeTheVin.com. GiveMeTheVin.com.
You're in Austin. We have an office in Austin. We can get you paid in Monday.
Just take some pictures and load it up into GiveMeTheVin.com. Everybody else on hold,
just take your cars and put them into GiveMeTheVin.com. We will be right back.
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Hey, Ken. How you doing? Good. How are you guys?
He's his wife just had a baby. Oh, the baby. Yeah. You got a picture? Boom. There you go.
Beautiful. Lucky man. Thank you so much. My greatest treasure.
Hey, you know, she looks a little Asian. What do you, what does that mean?
She has a little Asian look about her. It's a strange thing to say, Larry.
Why? What's the big deal? What are you getting at is all I'm asking,
because most people would just say first, she's beautiful. I'm not getting anything.
I'm saying that, you know, she just has a slight Asian look to it. I feel like you're maybe saying
something's off about her. Something's on about it. It's good. It's a good thing.
That's a compliment. How so? She's exotic. I wish I looked a little Asian.
We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, the number one weekend morning show in America.
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That's so funny. Dude, curb your enthusiasm. So damn good.
It's so good. I'm finding myself doing dumb things like that too. Being in the A-hole,
had somebody at work come in with her daughter, the office, and she's like, oh, doesn't she know
she's pregnant? You know, look, didn't she look beautiful? Glowing. Glowing. I'm like, yeah,
she looks pregnant. Good Mike. Did you really? Yeah. I mean, what am I supposed to say? Never.
She looks beautiful. But that's not how old was her daughter? She was in the mid-20s. Okay.
And what did the daughter, what was her reaction? What was her photo? She goes, well, you know,
my ankles are swollen. She started feeling really bad. And I was like, I mean, you're pregnant.
Never say that. That's what happens, you know. It's part of it. That's what happens.
My wife was not happy with me when I told her about that. She's, you're supposed to say she's
glowing and stuff. Beautiful glowing. So if somebody walked up, that's what you'd say. Yes.
I've definitely been the guy that have said, you're pregnant. Wow. Yeah. What do you,
and no, and they're not. Oh, God, John. Never guess. Never. That's a bad one.
No, you don't guess that. That's a real bad one. And you don't guess people's age. Yeah. Supercar Blondie.
Yeah. Even if they ask you to guess, you don't. Yeah. Hey, well, how old do I look? You don't want
that. I said, you're about my age, like 50. She's like, I'm 38. No.
Jerry Wayne Longmire. Good morning. The comedian, funny man, the car cutter, the hot wheels guru.
Are you there? Yes, sir. Nope. I started to hear you. Then it went away. That's too bad.
You sounded perfect. And then it just went away. Okay, I'm back. I think I got it fixed.
Okay. So you're rich and famous now. How does it feel to be rich and famous? He finally hit.
He hit good. Man, the rich ain't showed up yet. Yeah. I'm sitting out here in an
unair conditioned garage at Saturday morning at nine o'clock in the morning. I don't
feel like something a rich guy would do. What? You've been on tour, man, like heavy duty.
Yeah. It's crazy, man. We're doing, uh, the whole thing when we started this thing about a month
ago, we're doing 62 cities before the end of the year. I'm going there. I'm following the world of
outlaws to the, the world finals in Charlotte and, uh, and hitting just about every city I can
squeeze myself into. My agent sent me to Maine in December. That's close. I think he doesn't like me.
So Shane Gillis just broke a world record for a standup comedian audience. Did you see this?
I did not. 76,000 people in a stadium. Oh my, I mean, I mean, he's okay. He's funny,
but he ain't that damn funny. I think he's pretty funny. I just don't understand. So I've done a
show for like 5,000 people, right? And it's real hard for a standup comedy to work for 5,000 people,
but I can't imagine what it, how it, how it works for 76,000 people. How many people do you have
relaying what you're saying? And, you know, you know, you're in this. I mean, you've been in it for
a little while now, but this, this lift that you're catching, you're in the perfect space because
I was talking to a music producer the other day and he was telling me that standup comedy,
big standup comedy is outselling big music in many areas. So like, you know, not to
compare to Taylor Swift, but the big concerts, this big concert for comedy is not, it's happening.
I mean, I saw Joe Rogan sell out Dickies in Fort Worth, 16,000 people, two nights in a row.
The great big comedy shows, these guys are getting paid now, like pretty heavy duty. I mean,
they always have been, but anyway, I'm excited for you. Now, I don't think you're going to make
that much money next weekend in Walnut Springs, Texas at the Walnut Springs Roadhouse.
I'm so, I'm so excited to come though, man. I've missed you guys and ain't got to hang out with
you in a while. And I'm real curious from what kind of cars I'm going to be sleeping around.
There's some, you'll love what's in the shop right now. Love. Now, I do have to,
I was there, you had Paul Newman's Ferrari. So it's kind of hard to top that.
There's some pretty cool stuff. Did you watch, did you happen to watch the video we put out on
our YouTube channel last weekend with the guy in Arkansas? Cause you'll really like it.
Is that the dude that I know what I got? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. He was a mess.
That one blasted off. I mean, it's like a half a million views already. I mean,
do we have some cuts from that dude? Well, I know I got three and a half million dollars
sitting in these cars crank up and drive to Barrett. So like these, these cars have been
sitting there for 20 and 30 years and he's like, oh, all you gotta do is crank it up and drive to
Barrett crank up and drive to Barrett. So we, well, at first he told you,
he didn't know anything about him, but then he, I definitely know I got $3 million right there.
I know I got three and a half million dollars sitting in these cars. Yeah. No, you don't. And
and we wound up buying like 18 of them. But what was funny is that video took off so hard.
We have a location in Little Rock, Arkansas and people that were watching the video knew we had,
they figured out we had a location there and they were going to it to see the cars because
they assumed that they were sitting there and there was like five people there looking at them
and the dude walked in to get a check because he, he sold us three batches of cars and the dude
walked in to get a check at our office and the people that were there were like,
starstruck. We've made this guy famous. You're kidding. No, Abdullah called me and he said,
you won't believe this. They were like one of them wanted his autograph. Wow. Yeah.
Isn't that funny? But the commenters and everybody on the comments like, John,
you were so patient. You I mean, my God, you're so patient. I remember
when this was going on, I was just sitting back and let this happen because I'm like,
this guy is weaving internet gold right now. I mean, and I was like, I'm just going to let this go.
And the commenters are going to take care of this. And I was telling my guy, Mike,
that bought the cars after I left, I said, you need to get these cars wrapped up
and get this all done because this video is going out in two weeks. And the commenters are
going to rip his ass so hard that he's going to be mad at us. And it's not our fault,
but that's what's going to happen. And he's like, you know, what, he's like,
and he's like, well, I'm going to do this. I said, I'm telling you, I told Mike, I said,
you need to get your business done with Jeremy before this video comes out, because it's nothing
that we did, but, but the commenters are going to are just going to eat him alive. And it was,
that's what happened. Hey, did you see, so Jerry has his stick, Kyle, will you throw that up that
we're on the phone with Jerry Wayne Lawnmere, Kyle, will you throw that image up that I sent you
a minute ago? And I sent it to you, Jerry too. So the streamers at JCWShow.com can see it.
This Jeep, do you have a picture of that? Or is that like a 52 Willis Jeepster or something?
So Willis, so I will overland. I bought this from Josh Paris at gas monkey garage. And if you were,
if you ever watched fired up, fired up garage, they built this, this rig in fired up garage,
and it's got a 12 valve Cummins in it. Oh my God. And you bought it. And I'm selling it.
The last Wednesday in two weeks, give me the VIN.com. We have our classic collector sale.
And I'm going to have it in that auction. Absolute. Is that Wednesday, the 27th or the 28th?
Anyway, guys, if you want to buy classic collector cars, we got 100 really good ones.
The last Wednesday of this month, 29th, Mannheim Dallas, the 29th of July, but that will be in it.
But I didn't know if I sent you that earlier. Maybe you don't have anything cocked and ready for
it. But Jerry will do that thing. That thing looks like it. Oh my God. It looks like a ransom note
piece together from three different vehicles. A ransom. Just took a piece of American history
and turned it into an art car. This is hilarious. Jerry's really good at taking images of vehicles
and cutting on them. And that's what's really got to go in. It's so bad. I mean,
not a money. How about the paint selection? The proportions look like somebody drew a truck from
memory. You see this at JCWShow.com, by the way. Yeah. Well, you were telling me that some of the
biggest hits you've had cutting up cars have been like mom cars, I think. Yeah, the mom cars video
did really good. It doesn't, you know, honestly, it just depends. The thing is, is the ones that go
really big are the ones where I'm kind of tired of doing it and I be mean. Yeah. Yeah. If I mean it,
that's right. If I mean it, I don't feel like doing it. Then there are hit every time. And the one I
just did, I hadn't done one in a couple of months and I just kind of did one for the fans. And I
really didn't feel like doing it. And I sat down to write about it. And I was just kind of in a
crap attitude about it. It hit so hard. But I was being so mean. I was like, oh my God,
they're going to turn on me over this one. And no, they just went along with it.
What did you say? I don't even remember, to be honest with you. I've made 125 of those videos.
And the thing I've tried not to do is ever repeat a joke. But I put them all together and it's like
seven hours of one line. Oh, wow. It's 2,287 jokes or something.
How's that YouTube money? You know who opened my eyes to YouTube money? Was you that day at
lunch two years ago when we were sitting there and you were explaining to me your income off
YouTube and Facebook and all that? Yeah. My YouTube stays pretty steady. So between that
Facebook and TikTok, I average anywhere from like four to five a month. Four to $5,000. But that's
on shorts. You can actually make some money on the long form videos. Yeah. My podcast does okay on
there. I have that hour long podcast I do weekly except last week because I was in Los Angeles
having too much fun. You know, we're bringing in about 30,000 a month off of our YouTube.
I believe that your long form videos are beautiful. Everything on them is absolutely
gorgeous. You're shooting them right. Everything's frame-grite. It looks fantastic.
Sound. You know what it costs to do those videos? It's probably 60.
It really does. We eat up all the money in production. Seriously. Yeah. Because it takes four
people to do it. I look at yours and I look at mine. I'm like, well, mine is one guy in a garage.
And I very rarely ever pay me. So it's not too bad. Well, man, we look forward to seeing you next
week. I'm throwing you a curveball. I don't know if you know this shit. I will not be here. Everybody
else will, but I will be with Jay Leno and we're doing the show from Jay. I'm doing the show with
Jay Leno from Jay Leno's garage next week. So I will have you on. I'll be remoteed in, right? On
one pie. So it'll sound like I'm there, but I'm not going to be here.
You're killing. You're never there. I never get to hang out with you anymore when I come.
Completely screwed you. But I mean, I got invited by Jay Leno on this date and had to be this date.
I'm like, yeah. I don't mind getting one up by Jay Leno. So we will see you. You will be in Walnut
Springs playing. Go to, where do they go? The Roadhouse? For tickets. Yeah. Just go to Walnut
Springs Roadhouse.com. Get tickets for Jerry Wayne or just go to Walnut Springs rally. Get tickets
for Jerry Wayne Longmire. If you're in central Texas, come see him and he's going to be on the
show with us next Saturday also. I mean, Jerry's the only guy who I've ever had come replace me on
a day that I couldn't be here. That's right. You were the only person in 20 years that I've ever
handed the microphone to and walked away and said, he can handle this. And that'll happen again.
I like the way you did it where you didn't tell me about it till three minutes before the show.
That was my favorite part of that. So true. We did.
You know, if he wants to do the first two hours, if you want to get up real early and do New York
City and Philly and all that, because we were going to run a replay in those first two hours,
because I'm not getting up at three in LA to do New York at six. We'll talk about it when we get
up there. I need to sell tickets. All right, man. We'll be back in a minute. My name is John Clay.
Wolf, that's Jerry Wayne Longmire. Come see him live in Walnut Springs, Texas at the Walnut Springs
Roadhouse next Friday night. And he will be on the show next Saturday. And we will be live from
John Jay Leno's garage as well. Be right back. You're listening to the number one rated Saturday
morning show in the country. This is the John Clay Wolf show. The chaos has only just begun.
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Woo-hoo!
Quick shout out again. Mechanic. I need a mechanic at a recon facility in St. Louis, Missouri.
Go to gmtvgarage.com. Click email John.
Particularly classic and collector car mechanic would even be better. That's what you're going to
be working on. So I don't need an electronic dyad guy. I need somebody that's an all-around cowboy.
We are hiring right now a mechanic at a recon facility in St. Louis, Missouri. And all you'll
be working on is classic and collector cars. And that job was available as of yesterday
because we had to shoot somebody. Whoa, not shoot somebody. Literally no. Not that.
You know, let him go. Wait, I mean, a mechanic didn't cut it? No way. There's not, that's not
possible. I mean, how many mechanics have worked here? It was not here. It's up there in St. Louis.
With not that many. Not that many. No. I mean, over three years, that fire chicken ate a few people.
2333 people. 44 At least four. Yeah, but it's really the dumb ass
factor. It's just, you know, when you're desperate, you grab people that you normally wouldn't hire.
And when you're out in the middle of the woods like this, you just grab, where do you live?
About 10 miles down the road. All right, you're hired. You're in.
Because you can't be that picky. But now we've got some pretty good people.
One of the better ones is a guy that lives four miles down the road. I'm like,
where the hell have you been for three years? You know, and he's doing great.
My favorite's the guy from Chicago that drove in the body man. Yeah. The listener, Bill. Yeah.
The alcoholic. Yeah, basically drink every alcohol that you had at the saloon. Yes.
Clean the joint out. I admire that. I mean, that's Texel. You got to be dedicated.
So we had a listener in Chicago that was listening to me complain about restoring
this car and he called in and said, Hey, I can do this car. And I was like, okay.
And the more he talked, sounded like he could. I'm sitting here, got off the radio one
day. They call from the roadhouse in town. Said, Hey, there's a fellow here from Chicago looking
for you. No joke. I talked to him on the radio. That was it. He got in the car and drove here.
I was thinking, you know, he must not have had a lot going on in his life.
If he called unannounced, he showed up with his tools. I gave him a place to stay. He started
going and then about took about four days. And the guys were like, Hey man, this guy's an alcoholic.
I'm like, well, you know, an alcoholic can be a good worker.
Some of the best workers I've ever had are alcoholics. Let's give him a shot.
It's not my job to measure his drinking. Yeah. Right. Because an alcoholic knows if they've got
a place where they will stay employed, if they just are functioning, then they'll stay with
you for 30 years. So I'm like, Hey, this might be a keeper. The alcoholic part did not turn me off
at all, but he's a hardcore vodka alcoholic. Yeah, that's the end of the road. That's the end of the
road. That's a different, right? And he talked me into a lot of things. And then he just got to
the point where there's like, he's just wasted all the time. So I had to give him, oh, and he was
at the cantina in town in the roadhouse, making an ass of himself, being all drunk at the bar.
Several times. Yeah, vodka. So we had to pull a gun out and say, Bill, it's been nice to see you, but
yeah, like time travel. You remind me so much of Jackie Brown when you talk about your rapid
turnover rate. Sometimes like you remember, okay, Samuel Jackson takes De Niro to the back of his
car and opens the trunk. Right. And De Niro says, who's there? And Sammy Jackson just as plain as
days, an employee I had to let go. Can I tell y'all something? Sure. I'm trying to hire a mechanic in
St. Louis. Right. And y'all aren't helping a damn thing. Hey, you're the one said you shoot him,
man. Yeah, I said we had to shoot somebody. Somebody moved brain, my brain's out.
Right. It was for good reason. O'Malley ain't got a do-in-time kind of sensibility. They need to
know what they're getting into. So how do they go? I can tell you the guy that manages the recon
shop up there is a more, he's, he's, it's a good place. They're good at what they do. They're really
good at what they do. How do they apply? They go to GMTVGarage.com, click email John, and I'll get
you in touch with the owner of that recon facility up there that's got the cars. And we work with him,
and it's a class act, very classic. Okay. Chris in North Carolina, 75 VET, 85,000 mile T-top,
four speed. So it's a stick shift. Yes. On a scale of one to 10, these cars aren't worth a lot of
money. You know that already. How nice is it? Because they just made so many of those C4 Vets.
Wait, 123 C3 Vets. Yeah, sorry. I would say it's a good eight, especially what's been
done to it. Okay. The four, the four speed stroked out to a 383. That doesn't really,
no, the spoiler kit. So is it like a shark kit or something? The Mako shark?
Yeah, kind of. A little spoiler across, there's got a wing across the back and then the,
around the back and then the hood. I mean, excuse me, around the sides and the hood little, little,
I have to give you the pictures. I don't know. I just sent your phone number. I just took a picture
of your phone number and sent it to my agent, Hot Rod Kyle, and he's going to call you and you
send him those pictures and you all make a deal. He knows those Vets like the backside of his hand.
And you know how you learn what those Vets are worth? You know, you really learn, you lose your
ass on them. And he's lost his ass on enough of them. He knows now. We'll be right back. Thank
you for calling. My name's John Clay, Wolf by Cars and RVs. If you got an RV, a big bus,
million dollar bus, $200,000 bus or a $5,000 bumper pull or $20,000 a gooseneck,
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America, the John Clay Wolf Show. Wow, wow, wow. Good morning, America. Oh, good morning, California.
We're joining hour number one in LA in San Diego in Seattle in Portland and we're gonna go away.
All right. Yeah. I think we're on in Iowa. Yeah, JDK. Of course we are. Iowa Affiliates,
Denver. Have you, I need to, Iowa for a reason. Oh my God. I've got a reason I'm mentioning Iowa.
Bobo, have you ever heard of American Pickers? Oh, sure. Do you know the Wolf Brothers?
Sure. Mike, can you find it? Yeah, I've got it right here. Davenport. Davenport, Iowa. Yeah. Now,
it's a different set of brothers than I think I remember from when I used to watch the show a lot.
Well, the one guy passed away, his name's Frank, I believe. Yeah. And then Mike brought his brother
Rob into the fray. So Rob replaced Frank. Right. But Rob actually was working with Frank before
Mike ever knew him. So Rob started this thing and their dad was kind of a picker. And then the TV
show started and Rob didn't do the, Robby didn't do the TV show because he was busy like with life
and kids and working and he didn't have time. Right. And now, you know, 20 years later, whatever it
was, then when Frank passed away, Rob said, hell, I'll do it now. And they're in Iowa. And this is
Rob. Rob, good morning. What's going on, guys? Did I explain all that correctly? I don't know if you
explained it directly. My brother and Frank and I were friends all the way back to probably middle
school days. And I was actually, you did explain that I was raising a family, had a different
company to run, but I've always been a picker. I've been an antique dealer for over 40 years.
So I'm right up there with you, John. Ah, so he Rob, Rob has a killer event coming up soon
called Rust Belt America. What's it called? Rust Belt America on August 5th,
17th and 8th. It's at East Moline. One of the biggest antique shows in the country.
The best of the best comes out. And that is coming up. And I know what city are you in right now?
Where do you all live? I'm in Davenport, Iowa. Okay. So what station are we on in Davenport,
Iowa? 106.5. If you put it on 106.5, Rob, you will hear your little voice. We just, this is our
second week up there. We just started our big national syndication with 120 stations last
Saturday. Awesome. So Rob, Rob and I met through Chip Fuss and we, and I, the first time I ever
saw you, I was watching, uh, Rollins went up and was jacking with you about six months ago
and walked through your building and you all had enough beers to start arguing over what
you'll take for the whole damn thing. Yeah. Yeah. Or he brought that. Yeah. And he was offering you
a million dollars for everything and he, you were like, dude, come on now for, you know,
I needed, I needed a 5 and he came up to a 2 and I walked away.
Were you willing to sell the property and the stuff for a 5
Well, we had a discrepancy on how many vehicles I had. I go, these vehicles aren't going with it
for that kind of money. So he wanted to be in serious. So, you know, Richard is, that's just
kind of how it shakes out. And, you know, I don't, I don't need to sell it. It's my little,
you know, daytime fun place. I want you, you know what I want you to do. And next time you're
down here, I'm going to drag you down here. I'm going to show you this place. We're going to fill,
I've got the place for you to put your Texas store in, in Walnut Springs, Texas. And I know
I've been beating on you about that. I can't wait to show it to you. But anyway, Rob called me on a
car a month ago. We bought it. I'm going to sell it this coming up, I think February, I mean,
a July 29th at Mannheim Dallas in our classic collector sale. That 442, I think it was a 66 model.
Yeah, convertible. Right. And then, and then you called me on a little Ferrari toy car the other
day. And I was going to ask you. Help me, you said that's auction. How are we paying? Are we paying
slow? Are we paying fast when we do these deals? Hell, you guys pay me right. Chloe is the salt of
the earth, man. She's great to deal with. She's Johnny on the spot, man. She's like, boom. Yeah.
You know, things ASAP. My grand, my granddad was a smart ass. And he taught me something a long
time ago. He said, Confucius say, fast pay equal long time friend. Well, it's true. It's true.
And I've been in business for 45 years. That's how it works. I mean, these, these people that
I've dealt with people over the last 40 years that, you know, they drag that stuff on. It's just,
that's not how you do business. My grandfather said you buy something you pay for it. Even if
you make a mistake, you buy it, you pay for it and you take your loss. Yep. And do it quickly.
Because then you will get the phone call faster. You'll get the first phone call every time because
they know the same. If you make a deal, they're getting paid immediately. And there's no BS. Yes.
And it just, that would really, the whole give me the Vin company is built on that
moniker and do what you say you're going to do when you say you're going to do it. This is Rob
Wolfe from American Pickers. He, he was actually, I just, I just asked him to call into the show
because he was pitching me a car and I've got the video of it. You sent me, I sent it to my video
man. What have you got? I got a 53 Chevy straight 61 owner, all original paint and original
interior and it needs absolutely nothing, zero. I, it's probably one of the nicest ones on the
planet. What's this Ford truck that's also in the video? Oh, 79 Ford short bed. That came from an
oil company out of Cedar Rapids and it's a one owner straight six. It needs absolutely nothing.
It's literally that nice of a truck. I mean, and you know, John, you know, everybody's looking
for short beds. Yep. Everybody. They're good. Yeah. Those are not all hacked up. This one was
one owner, one family, it came from an oil company that used to deliver oil in this truck.
How much is my price on the truck? The truck I'd sell to you for 8,500 bucks. Okay. That's sold.
I made it easy. So tell cello, just send her text and she'll send you the money,
money morning. The, the, the car worries me in where I sell cars because I don't do very well
with what I call happy days cars because this would be the Cunningham's driveway back in the 60s.
And how, what, what do you need out of the car? Cause I bet I'm not the right guy.
16 five to you and they bring all day long 25,000 in California. These are the cars that all the guys
in California want. They want to lower them. They want to do their stuff to them. This car's turn
key though, John. I mean, literally turn key. Is it more of a Hispanic buyer? Yeah. I mean,
the Hispanic guys out in California jump up and down to get these things. I think it's like
Hispanic guys in California. Well, your on a station right now that has plenty of Hispanic
guys in California and Hispanic guys in California that want to buy this car, go to gmtv garage.com
and send me an email and I'll forward it to Rob and you can go back and watch at JCW show.com
on YouTube and you can see this car, what it is right now, but I bet we can sell it for you. I
don't have the confidence in that one for what I do, but I agree with what you're saying. So, but
dude, you and I go back and forth about everything and that's fine. I'm all about just, I actually
drive that car probably three times a week. Okay. You're not going to, how much is that
woody in the, the deal? I think you need not talk. The woody is that's a whole
another animal. It's a 41 Mercury. It needs literally nothing. We've, the only thing we did to it,
we put a two speed transmission in it and that's it. But it's probably one of the only ones left
on the planet that's original paint. Right. You gotta remember this was just before the war.
They weren't making a lot of these cars and this was sold to a guy. I got it out of the East Coast
probably eight or nine years ago and it's got original interior, original wood, original
engine, everything to it. Did you notice, Turley, he said everything, but how much? Uh-huh.
I'd have to, listen, I'm going to say right now, I'd have to get at least 55,000 out of it.
That'd be the best I could do. I sold a good one though. I'm saying that's not a good one.
The woody market's kind of soft right now. The woody market's kind of soft right now.
I saw, if you want to buy a woody Rob Wolf and what's your website?
R.J. Wolf Picker, but basically you can just look me up on Instagram or message me on Facebook.
My phone number's out there to the world. I'm like you, John. Easily accessible.
Hey, you're not going to be in California next week. Are you? Because I'm going to be doing the
show from Jay Leno's garage with Jay. Oh, I'd love to. Tell Jay I said hello, but I know, listen,
I've got so much going on here. You know, think about all the people that work for you, John.
Yeah, I have everything I do is all by myself. I'm a one man show.
And you got to put this event together.
And I got to put the event together, but I also have another event I do prior to that.
The one thing about that event that most people don't know is if a nonprofit, I take not one red
nickel out of that because we give it all back to education. Every single nickel goes back to
education every year. We raised, I want to say 150,000 last year went back to education.
And it goes to scholarships for kids that don't have the ability to do it.
So Rob Wolf is who you're talking to from American Pickers. And he is having Rust Belt,
Americana in the beginning of August, like the second week of August. Is that correct?
Yep. Okay. All you got to do is look up rust belt Americana.com.
If you love antiques, you made a comment the other day that I've never heard,
oil and, what'd you say, oil and gas? Like these signs are oil and gas or these,
you know, this segment is oil and gas. Well, oil and gas is always there, but we've got the
antiques that come out to this show. So the oil and gas guys are there and there's plenty of those.
Richmond Auctions is doing the auction out there. It's going to be one of the bigger auctions.
There'll be some world record pieces that Richmond Auction is going to set again.
I mean, they already did a one point, what, $4 million sign late last year.
God almighty. The signage and the road art is what's crazy. And I'm enjoying, you know,
Rawlins is really into that. Obviously, you're really into that. And I'm in chips into it too,
and I'm learning about it. I still have the confidence in these signs. I mean,
when you buy a sign for 50 grand and sell it for 55, then you get some confidence.
I just don't have that confidence yet, but I'll get it. Dude, I've got to run to break.
We got to jump. You're good. And I appreciate it. Tell cello to pick up the Ford truck we just
bought. Well, I'll tell her I'll send her the title information on the 79 Ford. And I will
talk to you soon. Thanks again for calling Rob Wolf from American Pickers, everybody. My name is
John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio for America's Best Car Bar. Give me the VIN.com.
During this song break coming right now, go to 800 call 800 800 radio 800 800 7234 is the
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This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Matt and Branson. Good morning. You're in the air.
Yeah, I'm glad you're here. You got a 67 Catalina convertible with a 428,
four-speed automatic, fully restored. What color is it? Yes, sir. It is blue. How long have you had it?
He's had it for probably two or three years. I can't remember if he said the restoration or the
paint was four years old. It's 20 grand? That's what he's asking, but I told him it was worth more
than that. The last one, I seem to go at auction. Who's the guy that, I mean, we deal with the owners.
He's an older gentleman. He bought it just to flip it.
Here's what I'll do with you. You're just the middleman, right?
Right. If you're interested, I'll give you his name and number and you can talk with him directly.
If I get a deal done, I'm going to give you a $500 bird dog feed. Do you know what that means?
Well, like finders feed? Yeah. Yeah. Do you want that? I'm a mobile mechanic. It was so nice.
I seen it in my mirror when I hung the left. I seen it in my mirror and I turned around and went back
to look at it. Good. All right. I'm going to try to buy it. I got pictures of the inside, outside,
and running everything. I'm going to buy it and I'm going to put you on hold. Pre-K,
take number four and get the guys information of the owner so we can get this car bought.
Thank you, man. Okay. There's one. 87 square body, two wheel drive, original
has it listed 11,000. James, is it long bed or short bed? It is a long bed. It's probably five
grand truck, then. Oh, this is probably... I'm just not going to die. I do this for a living. I do it
all day. I know what I'm talking about. They're just, they either are the thing or they're not the
thing and that is not the thing. If it's really nice, but this is all original. If it's super nice
and it's two tone and all that, go to give me the VIN.com and load it up. Let's see some pictures.
But I mean, Turley, you bought that short bed for 7,000. You lost money on it. Yeah. Yeah,
you're right. It's 5,000. Yeah. I mean, that's just what it is. It is what it is. All right. We'll
be right back. My name is John Clay. We'll buy cars and radars from America's Best Car Bar. Give
me the VIN.com. Go to give me the VIN.com if you would like to sell yours right now. Corvettes,
Ferraris, diesel trucks, Jeeps, all of it. If we don't beat a Car Max or a Car Vanna,
we're just like Car Max and Car Vanna. I've been doing this for 30 years.
If we don't beat one of their deals, we'll send you a check for $100 for the opportunity,
but something different about us than they is we have a separate department that does exotic cars.
I'm very fluent in exotic cars. Gave $850,000 for a Porsche 812 a couple of days ago. Gave $770,000.
I said a Porsche. I'm in a Ferrari 812 last week because they're different MSRP's and different
paint to sample, paint to sample Porsches. Anyway, we have that button in us and Lamborghinis and
Countachers and all that stuff. We also do classic and collector cars. A lot of those go to a different
department. We also do RVs. We do a lot at givemethevin.com, but our mainstay is regular cars,
Cadillacs and Buicks and Hondas and Toyos and all that stuff. Anyway, go to givemethevin.com if
you'd like to sell yours. Thank you for tuning in. We will be right back after this song. Good morning,
California. What's up, West Coast, Portland, Seattle. This is our second week up there with
y'all Vegas. Of course, your mainstay and Phoenix. Hey, Phoenix, we've got an office in your town.
We want to buy cars with you. We want to do business with you. We'll be right back.
Another Demik is sweeping across our once great nation and its name is the John Clay Wolf Show.
Another thing I didn't like about Tacklewood is in my opinion, what's the quality of his women.
First of all, you got a half a billion dollars. I think women should match your lifestyle. Okay.
First of all, fellas, you got to learn how to cheat. Stop cheating with the bull. Okay. You
got to cheat smart. First, you never cheat down. You cheat up. Okay. Cheat down on your lady. It's
disrespectful. That is just disrespect. We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit them up on
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We're back. Good to see you. Thanks for tuning in. We're excited to be on these new stations
across the country. A lot of you guys have been with us for years and there's a lot of new ones
out there today. I don't wonder what the hell we are and who the hell we are. Just stay tuned.
You go to JCWShow.com and see the live stream video as well with audio. William Shatner did
something weird because he's old and rich and famous. 95 years old cancer survivor. He's going on,
he's going to go on a concert tour doing his heavy metal band, heavy metal band. Listen to this cut
actually. It's called Rage, cut number three.
This is heavy metal.
Right. What he's calling heavy metal. The thing is called Riot Fest 2026 in Chicago. So when he's
going on tour, he's telling people what he wants as his rider, like his things he must have to be
comfortable on location. These are requirements from the city of Chicago alone. This is Chicago.
You mean for his Chicago stop? Correct. Okay. Chicago must name a boat in his honor.
What? Yeah. They have to have a food also named after William Shatner. This is the city has to
come up with this. Shatner wants the thing, take me out to the ball game at the Chicago baseball
game. By the way, he didn't care whether it's the White Sox or the Cubs. Oh, that's good. Yeah.
Very nice of him. Now these are the requirements for the actual Riot Fest for the concert.
Let's see. He has to have a fire breather on stage during the performance. Oh.
It's Shatner's artist golf cart needs to be replaced. You know, they zip them around in golf
carts. Okay. Well, he doesn't want a golf cart. He wants a DeLorean just like the one from Back to
the Future. All right. And he also wants forfeit. This is my favorite. Four feet of Polish sausage
and a bowl of sauerkraut. Could you imagine the cable that he'll lay after he eats four feet of
Polish sausage? Right. That'll do it. Hey, but look at some of the acts that are playing that
Riot Fest though. This is the biggest, I mean, the biggest baddest concert in a while in Chicago.
Let's see here. So he's just, he's just gotten to a point where he's just being ridiculous just to
see how far he can turn it. And they're actually doing it? Yep. And here we are sitting here talking
about it. That's amazing. What do you do something stupid like that? Speech impediment, Terrence.
Do you have any good ideas where we could do something stupid like that?
No, I'm just some stupid. I'm gonna say I'm more of a, no, not really. I don't know. Well,
I have to say, George and Staten Island, New York. Yeah. That's a smoke. Smoke from Canada.
Back in Pittsburgh, our Mexico is Canada. You know, people ran away to go to Canada to avoid
any trouble like down here to avoid any drug trouble or anything like that. They go to Mexico
down here. And I grew up on the other side. I was born premature on Miami Beach, made in the day.
Miami Beach, Florida, on Beach, baby. I was born with epilepsy and I was born in a sunshine stage.
Maybe you can think of something for sunshine today. Like John Clay Wolf show on
and sunshine today. But they're saying that some Niagara Falls is a known landmark for New York.
Thank you for that. Hey, speech.
Perfect. Thank you for the update. Thank you.
Hello. Goodbye. Speech, I got to put you back on hold.
Okay, so. Philip and Corpus. What was your message real quick?
Philip, are you still there? Nope. Oh, yes, I'm sorry. Hey, you're on. What was your message?
I was just integrating on that one segment you had where you hired that gentleman that came
with his tools that he was an alcoholic. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of functionable
alcoholics out there. You know, when you got a bad one and it becomes a drunk and he steals
all your alcohol. I've been in this industry ever since I was 10 years old. I'm 59.
I do custom upholstery. All right. Well, bring your drunk ass up here and smoke over some cars for us.
Hey, you know what? I might just go pay you a visit one day, sir.
Go to gmtvgarage.com and hit email, John. Yeah, sounds good. And guys, also, St. Louis, we need
mechanics at a recon center in St. Louis. Most, if not all of the work will be on classic and
collector cars in the recon facility in St. Louis. And we're hiring right now for that job in St.
Louis. Go to gmtvgarage.com and click email, John. Give me your contact information and I'll get
you to the manager up there. 800-800-7234-800-800-radio. We were long in the last segment, that's why we're
short here, so. You know, the spam calls and the robo calls came back. No. What? A little bit.
But then I went to Incogny and updated it and it started smoking them out again. Yeah, that's great.
It's weird. It's like, do you have my report? I have had that experience myself. Yeah, your
current report from Incogny is in. Here's what we got. Total brokers covered 411. That means the
brokers that were selling my name and contact information. One suppressed 75. So still some work
to go there. They're monitoring 120 to see if they're harmful in progress. 216. You've got a lot of
them scheduled over the front. They send you this report. It's like a bar graph thing. Yeah. On the bottom,
custom removals, six. Those are some of the ones I put in. You've asked about. And total time saved.
This is what makes me feel so good about the whole thing within Incogny. 628 hours, 30 minutes.
Go to JCW.com. Scroll down to the bottom. There's a link that says
Incogny. Stop, robo and spam calls in context. Click that. You get a 40% discount? 60%. 60%
discount by coming through our referral. And they will hook you up. They hooked everybody on the show
up and it made a big difference. That's Incogny. Go to JCW.com and click through to the Incogny link.
If you're sick and tired of these son of a bitches blowing you up all day because I am sick and
tired of it. And so we got them on board and they fixed it. Be right back.
We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show. America's largest weekend morning show. Call in 800-800-Radio.
Check out the podcast at JCW.com or JohnClayWolf.com. And now, send your Juan Clay Wolf.
Bridget in St. Charles, Missouri there. Yes, yes I am. What have you got for us?
I have got a little 2005 Teebird Roadster. Okay, how many miles?
31,055. What color? Black. It's the luxury black with the black interior, leather interior. It's
got removable top and the reg top. Both black also has a rolling cart for the removable top.
How much is it? I would like to get 34 for it.
Where did you get that price?
Friend of mine that actually bought a red one not too long ago paid 36.
Godly, I wish I'd known your friend when she was ready to spend that much money. I would have
never priced it at that point. I don't have the balls to price it that high. But literally,
I sell these cars for $1112. Seriously, and I'm not bluffing. I'm not being mean. I'm just telling
you facts. It's like if you have Apple stock and it's worth $100 a share, that would be like you
saying I want $300 for mine. And I'm not saying the only reason you think that is because what
your friend told you, there's probably a discrepancy somewhere in what your friend told you, hopefully.
Maybe they had a 57 T-Bird. But these cars have not recovered. They made too many of them,
that 05, 02, 03, 04, 05 T-Bird. They're 10 grand rigs, 10, 11 grand rigs. I mean,
if it has like 80,000 miles, it's seven grand. Oh, you're kidding. No, we buy them all the time at
gimmethevend.com. That's the market on it. Thank you for calling in. And go shop around
the CarMax and Carvana and then come back to gimmethevend.com. And unless, I mean,
if you're not going to take market for it, then don't bother. But most people just want to,
they just want what something's worth, right? They just want the right price. And where I'm
talking is definitely the right price. And that will get proven when you shop at a couple of the
places. So what would you give me for 11 grand? 11 grand. Okay, well, I will get back with you.
Thank you, Ben. Man, you're so nice, John. It's 11 is too much. No, no, I know. That's what I'm
saying. But you were nice to her when she said 35,000 because the old John, how would the old John
done that? Are you crazy? Are you out of your mind? Why are you wasting my time? We've got new
people. We don't want to ruin. We don't want them all to think we're a bunch of jerks. We've got all
these new stations. I got to be careful. Hey, there's a guy that said, where can I hear you from
washugal motorcycle race? And it would be K F B W F M 105.9. I think out of Portland. There you go.
Wash wash a goal is that that's one of the national mx races around the country. I'm very familiar
with the circuit 800 800 7234 800 800 radio. So there's a diarrhea epidemic. Yeah, going on from
produce lettuce taco bells got in some of the brunt of it because they're lettuce. It's a parasite.
Correct. So you need to be cooking your produce right now. Whatever that means. You can't really
cook salad. I guess you can wash it. You got to do more than wash it. You got to eat it. Not enough.
No, it's enough for me because I don't eat it. What's it called? Oh, the parasite. I guess it
really doesn't matter. Exploding diarrhea. It's explosive diarrhea. And it's real. If you have it,
please call in right now. We really want to talk about it. 800 800 7234 radio.
I would like to hear how bad this is because it's in the news pretty heavy. Well,
they say explosive that just sort of gives you an idea that gives you an idea how bad it is.
It's like Tannerite coming out your yin and yang. No, boom. Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam just walked
in. Eddie, what are you doing? Eddie, have you heard about the explosive diarrhea?
I'm gonna see you in the studio. It's always a pleasure to have you come by.
Oh, did you get that? I got Seattle letters. Oh, no. Then you had girls to tackle.
Let us feel one coming right now. Go. No. No.
So you came up with a little bit of a four. Well, drop it.
Start up your band, play some music for me to sing with or just skip it. Wait, you have a song?
Yes, he does. Oh, okay. I didn't know he had a song there. Yes, he does. Oh, look at this.
Here it comes. Yeah, you better hurry because, you know,
you might crap himself right now. Don't don't do that.
Hit down and find my lunch. Don't highway taco bells.
Delicious. Get the case of Diaz. Have a cheddar cheese burrito and a big old gaseado.
Oh, hot sauce on my taco.
Tastes a drink for my vocal cords. Keep me wet inside with my tacos. Oh,
what happened? 20 minutes later, start to hit me.
Yeah.
Well, I caught a parasite. Yeah, I come down with explosive diarrhea.
Oh,
there went another one. We're going on for nine days now. I can't feel my toes.
It hurts my nose because I'm so bad with explosive parasite.
Eddie, if you don't mind doing your business downstairs instead of in the studio because
remember that time strip club DJ, you were in the studio, Eddie,
strip club DJ had something going on like some gallbladder thing.
I just did that at your water closet over here. I hope you don't mind. Smart ass.
It was so bad we had to stop the show, put on a song and left the studio.
This is a guy that worked on phones for a screener, big old guy. 330 pounds. Yeah, at least.
Yeah, maybe poor. He let go a little bit of quantity at a time.
Yeah. And he went to the bathroom. This is during the show. John stops down. He says,
what is that? You literally say somebody farted and it would just stop the show.
They just kept going. It was like burning your skin. That was the creeper thing.
Yeah. And I want to get that on your teeth. I'm a showman. I'll go through the storm,
but I couldn't make it through this one. No, it was disgusting. I'll never forget that.
His tenure did not last that long after that. No, I never forgot it. I had a chip on my shoulder
and I started poking at him to get rid of him. You shipped him out to Louisiana to deliver pizzas.
Actually, first before they delivered cars and then he turned out to just started delivering.
He was delivering pizzas at night in our car and then he broke his foot in Louisiana,
delivering a pizza walking across someone's lawn. And then he wanted to file workman's comp on us.
That's right, because he was using our car. He was using my car basically illegally,
but since he was using it during his pizza run, he broke his foot and then he sued us.
Didn't he? That was the day. Yes, the damnedest lawsuit.
I mean, we've had some weird ones with that one. That that. Yeah, that cuts time.
Hops it off. Oh yeah. Oh my God. I hope Eddie's okay. What have you got, boss?
Get time to serve something real quick. This has been kind of fun. 65 year old guy that got flipped
by that big old buffalo this week. Oh yeah. This man caught on video. He walks up to a bison. First
of all, mistake number one. You don't ever do that. And the photographer that just happened to
catch it, Michael McLeod, talked to CNN and speculated on what may have caused the bison to
get upset other than the 65 year old man walking up to him. Cut number four.
Well, for one, the truck you just saw in the video honking its horn and then squealing its tires.
And what he wondered is if that kind of trigger an angry response. The bison's charging at them.
And then he said something to his grandson. What did he say? Well, they had just walked down from
an arbor read them in the park. And so he yelled at his grandson to get in the ditch and go right
back up to the arboretum and hide. And then Carl lured the bison in the exact opposite direction.
God, they tell you to stay 100 to 200 yards away from these guys because they're monstrous.
Yeah, this clip won the internet for sure for the week. But it's so great. What is he doing
trying to hide behind a tree? Right. Like that's going to really do anything. I'm going to run over
here and whoa. And that hiding behind the trees lasted quite a few seconds actually. He told his
grandson to go this way. Then he ran that way to the trees and he kind of ran around like a little
game. Man, they're so athletic. I didn't realize how agile they are. Very fast. And cutting that
bison cuts back, cuts through the tree, weaves through and flips the tune. They can run as fast
as a deer and they will flip your ass. He got flipped. All right. They say they say minimum of 100
yards away from them at all times. Did he just what a broken leg is all my cripple ass. I mean,
I need 300 yards. That's something that started coming to me. Yeah. So I need a minute to get
out of here. It's amazing. It didn't kill him. Look at that video. That is a great hang time
shot. I mean, I mean, if that was a dive, I'd give him a 9.5. You guys see W show.com. Yeah,
let's read and see the film. I've seen the memes of the Blue Angels flying over the beach and
have that guy on the beach flying. You know, they say for what for the impact and he was he
who much behind there. All he got was like he broke his femur in four places. Dude, I would have been
dead. Yeah, dead. We'll be right back. Hey guy that just called in with the Buick,
please go to give me the VIN.com and load it up because we do like those cars and we do want to
try to buy it. I noticed you just left the holding thing. We've got parasite people that have the
diarrhea calling in 800-800-7234. I want to hear about how you got it and how long it lasts.
We will be back. Uno memento por favor. Give me the VIN.com. If you'd like to sell your car,
my name's John Clay Wolf and I will be right back.
Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show from coast to
coast. The largest weekend morning show heard all across America. Hit them up now. 800-800
radio now. John Clay Wolf. What's the name of this song?
Bitch. That's pretty edgy. What year did it come out you think?
Bitch. Like guess what year it aired? I want to say maybe that was about 76. Would they air it on the
radio? I have no idea. It depends on the station. Back then there were some rock stations starting
to come up. Yeah. Later on the zoo. Damn sure. That's what you know that's what Elton John did
his the bitch's back. It was around the same time. Your English rockers began to be a little
Bowie. Bowie went out on the edge him and Iggy Pop went to Germany and made those
weird albums station to station album. Your English rockers man in the in the mid late
70s. I don't know something about the Eagles man really pissed them off. They started like
they got an egg. They got their edge back. They got their edge back. We were talking about getting
your edge back. This parasite's been going around the country and giving people explosive diarrhea.
Arroy down in Baton Rouge. Did you catch it? Yes. I'm still on the tail end of it after three weeks.
Three weeks? Oh yes. It's so bad. I started taking survival back then. Yeah. Did it work? Every now
and then I do it. It's working. So where do you think you got it? Do you have any idea how you got it?
It sure ain't Taco Bell. I guess eating a hamburger somewhere. Damn. He's got a letter
phone. We got a saying for that down here. What? And call that the hot schwa.
Keep on keeping on man. Sorry you're running it at your butt.
Carter in Borger, Texas. You got it too?
Yes. Bad man. I got it bad. Do you know how you got it?
I think it was the Pizza Nacho plate up there at Taco Bell. The ladies up there that served me
the food were real nice but I tell you what. I've had the cold sweat. I got some stuff that y'all don't want.
How long? I've considered taking a few cc's of Iva Metro and just trying to shake this bug.
It's almost worse to get invited to the neighborhood potluck. How long have you had it?
About three days now. I feel like I just got it. Oh man. I'm sorry about that. So this is real.
Absolutely. Very serious. Well that horse warmer is going to fix it though.
It's not horse warmer. Iva Mectin? Iva Mectin is not horse warmer. Maybe not for you Episcopalians
but we Baptists don't eat it. Actually the guy that came up with that it was a human medicine
that he got the Nobel Peace Prize. Whatever conspiracy theory. Oh Rick, google it you jackass.
Daniel. He called me names. Go ahead. Love that Tesla and give me the bin.com. Iva Mectin.
Iva Mectin. Thank you. We'll buy it. Oh gosh. Tesla's just not very sexy to talk about on the radio.
Steve in Minnesota 72 BMW 2002. I sent your number to Mike Thompson, my collector buyer
and he's going to call you. Get the pictures for him. You there? Yep. I'm here. So how do you think
we're coming? I don't know. How do you think we're coming across in Minnesota? We're on in
Minneapolis right? Excellent. Well I'm North. I'm heading close to the Wisconsin border.
Have you uh so obviously you're a new listener because we just started there last week. Have
we offended you in any way? No. Oh damn. Why would you offend me? I need to try harder then. I need
to try harder. You bet you. All complaints go to JCWShow.com. Click uh contact and there's a
complaint button and we want to hear your complaints because we're not getting enough. Not even close.
I'm getting a little disappointed. I love his answer. No. In the man. He is definitely up there in
Minnesota. No way. I'm cooperating here. Do what? I'm cooperating here. Heck. Have you ever been Bob?
I've been to Minnesota. I've never been in my life. I went you know what I bought my son a Camaro,
a 93 Camaro in St. Louis and I flew up there to get it. So I flew from Dallas,
Fort Worth to St. Louis via Minneapolis, St. Paul. I don't think a touch in an airport counts
is being there. No. I was there like three minutes. I had to really run to make my next jumper.
My son's wedding was there last year so I was there for a week and it was you know what we didn't
know the whole Somalian thing at the time but you go to. What's the Somalian thing? Are you being
serious? I'm kidding. Okay. What do you mean? I was wanting you to color it in. Oh um. No, no racial
in the studio. I'm trying to. But we went you go to Walmart and just like what is up. There's a lot
of people from Somalia and there's you know the ladies were in the full dress and it was just
it just seemed like because I've been to a Walmart before here in Texas and just very very different.
It's kind of like Indians and Frisco. Huh? Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A little. You know my son was on
the turning point thing with Alex Stein last night. Oh yeah. My 19 year old and he's a debater
and Alex had him on and he paired him up against um what's his name son? Alex Jones. Alex Jones's
son. Now Alex Jones's son does this for a living so he's very well versed in my poor little child.
This was his first time out in the octagon with these political you know radical commentators
but and he can hang. He did well. But here's some cuts of it last night. You go to school at
Kings College and that's in London right? Yeah. And we are here in Texas where we are being invaded
by H-1B visa Indians like one third of every Indian that migrates to the United States lives in the
DFW area. It's insane. There's actually signs supposedly in hyperbad India that say move to Frisco
because we have the Silicon Prairie. They're all in the DFW area because they work for all the tech.
You like it? I love the Indians come here. I want more Indians. Bring in more Indians.
Are you why do you want more Indians than a deodorant? First off if somebody has a fake
degree if they can't do the job they're not going to get an H-1B to come over here. There's a reason
they're bringing them over here. You don't think there's any H-1B visa? Why do you think companies
are bringing in these Indians if they're not good at the job? It's not because they're good at the
job. It's because they can pay them less and they get government kickbacks. Are you you're not this
people born here can't find jobs. They could also be paid less. Couldn't they? No. Because they're
that desperate. No, no, no. This guy Maddox is a smart young man. I think he has a bright future.
We got to really reeducate you a little bit. We got to send you down to Austin. Maybe stay with
Rex for a little while. Austin's kind of a through ball land now. It's two quick things. Because
we're basically out of time. Do you think children under the age of 18 should be able to transition
their sex? They should not be able to do anything permanent to their bodies. They should wait until
they're permanent. You don't think taking hormones has permanent damage to their genitals? No, that is
something permanent. So that would count. So you don't want children to do that? You can do things
like name change and whatnot but nothing permanent. Okay, okay. So Rex, he's red-pilled on that.
Red-pilled? So Rex is Alex Jones' son? Yes.
Is his name Alex Jones Jr.? He sounds to me like a Stymie Jones.
I don't know Stymie Jones. I listened to Alex Jones for five minutes. He's just so,
that Sandy Hook thing really turned me on. I saw him threaten, uh, Pierce Morgan,
live on CNN about 12 years ago and I'm like, yep, done with this guy. He was over the top,
long before any of the Sandy Hook thing. I used to think- Oh, Maddox jumped his ass about his dad
and Sandy Hook. Oh, did he? I wish I had that cut. I forgot to ask Ayo to get it. That's my fault.
That would have been good. You remember what he said? He just said, obviously,
y'all were a little in the wrong or they wouldn't have ripped all your money away and put you down.
Yeah, they did. They did. You're right. They did. I mean, that's, that's not our opinion. That's in
the paper. Maddox is good, man. He's sensible. He's rational and he knows what he's talking about.
He's come up here before and just carried on some great, great conversations.
He's my smart one. 800. I mean, not that I have a dumb one, but he's like exceptionally.
He's got that thing. Over the top. Yeah. I don't like debating with him. I get tired. That's why
I sent him over there. He wants to argue with me and I have to think too much to argue with him
and it gets tiring. It gets tiring. And he starts hitting me with all these facts and stats and this
and then I'm like, dude, I don't know. Here's what I think. Stop. You know, I don't, and then I know,
Alex, Alex Stein, Alex Stein, and I was like, Stein, you ought to take this kid on your show
because he'll, he'll, he'll go a couple of rounds with you. You'll like him. He loved him. And
I said, y'all can talk that crap and wear each other out. And they went in one over there and
you had him on the news set and they did it and it was fine. Very cool. I watch a lot of those shows,
John. And I don't like any of them as much as I like the ones with a counterpoint. Yeah. On all
the networks, Fox, CNN, I watch MSNOW sometimes if somebody good is going to be on. Coming up,
next is dial a deal, aka the lightning round. If you're in Minnesota or Wisconsin or Washington
or Portland or LA or Vegas, Dallas, Houston, Austin, all over. How do they do it? What do
they have to bring to you? You just year make model miles, average, rough or clean. And you call
them right now, 800-800-7234-800-800 radio. We're on the radio. So that's, you remember it,
800-800-RADIO. You're make model miles, average, rough or clean. He'll screen your call while
the song is playing right now. I'll take you to the air. I'll hang a number on your car. We can
do a deal right here on the radio. If you don't want to call into the show, just go to our website,
America's Best Car Buyer. It's called Give Me the VIN, like VIN number. Give me the VIN.com.
Dump your license plate or your VIN number in there. Our computer system will give you a quick
range. A buyer will contact you and facilitate the offer. They can do it all over text because
nobody wants to answer their phones anymore. And we can make a deal and get you paid. Be right back.
Call John. Toll free, 1-800-800-RADIO. 800-800-RADIO.
Kevin in Hollywood, Florida, you have a, oh, five, Highlander, with pretty good miles for a 20-year
old rig. 68, is that correct? Are you in a well? Have you fallen? Do you need help? You sound...
Okay, because you just sound very, very, you sound like you're in the bottom of a well.
Oh, sorry. There you go. Now I can hear you. Is this Toyota, is the paint faded on it?
No. It was kept in an underground garage in Dade County, Miami.
Is it yours or is someone else's? It's mine. I bought it for a great price and I fixed it up.
I mean, I didn't fix it up. I just put a water pump in it and it runs like a champ.
How long have you had it? A couple months.
So you're a flipper? No, I just, I saw it on the side of the road. I asked, you know, I called
the guy up. He said I only won $2,500 for it. I said, sure, I'll do it. And you spent a little
bit on it. So would you take $4,500 for it? No. Why? I got to, with everything, and it's a great
car. Things loaded. It runs like it never ran before. Like it wanted to run, but it was underground
in a garage forever. Okay. It runs like a top. So you have, you have strong emotional feelings for
this car. It's like, it's like sea biscuit. Excuse me? It's like sea biscuit. You ever heard of sea
biscuit? The ratio. Sea biscuit, okay. Yeah. Like sea biscuit. So $4,500, does that buy it? No. What
buys it? What buys it? Mr. $2,500? We'll go eight grand. It's too damn high. Okay. So you want to
whack somebody in the head? I'll let you whack me in the head a little bit, but I can't let you.
Is it leather or cloth? Huh? Is it leather or cloth? All right. No, no, it's cloth. All right,
let's go to five grand. No. Let's go to 50,250. No. You're not even in the ballpark sir.
Dude, how about a million dollar cars? I'm in the ballpark. Trust me. It's fine. You're not going
to spook me. Whoa, whoa, whoa. No. But a green won't make any money. Are you the only guy that
gets to make money? Is it just all about you? So you're going to go rape and pillage some poor bastard
on the side of the road in 2,500. I'm offering to double your money and you're busting my balls.
Hey, I put money in this thing.
I found the thing.
I know what it is.
You pay, and don't pay.
I really don't give.
I'll give six grand.
You want it or not?
Hey, I'll take it.
65.
Hey, and I'll take it.
No.
7,500.
That's it.
Bottom line.
67.50.
I'm done.
Everybody can kiss my ass.
Take it or leave it.
Hey, you're not supposed to curse on a radio.
That's not cursing.
You can say ass.
Oh, you're not, man.
All right.
If you'd like great customer service that
doesn't have to deal with me, you can go to givemethevend.com.
America's best car buyer.
I'm sure they'll appreciate that.
There's no yelling that goes on with givemethevend.com.
You call it in the radio show?
You get me.
You go to givemethevend.com.
You get nice professionals.
Man.
We'll be right back.
The John Clay Wolf Show, JCWShow.com.
We're going to hold hands and walk through the fire
together, my brother.
1-800-800-RATIO.
One stop car and a move.
One stop car and a move.
Step right up, step right up.
Hey, clown.
Can you kiss my wife's wife?
Sure, one down.
Hey, she's about, I'd say, one fat bitch.
Hey, we're back to the John Clay Wolf Show.
For all things give me the Vin, check out JCWShow.com.
And now, welcome back to the John Clay Wolf Show.
Hey, Casey.
Yes.
Can you do the, remember the Casey thing where he told you
he's heard on great affiliates?
Yeah.
Can you do that and I'll feed you the affiliates?
American Top 40 is heard every week.
The John Clay Wolf Show, where I'm just getting into
character.
The John Clay Wolf Show is heard every week on great radio
stations like?
W-A-X-Q, New York City.
K-Y-S-R, I think that's right.
K-Y-S-R, I think that's right.
98.7 Alt in LA.
98.7 Alt in Los Angeles.
KKZX, 98.9 in Spokane.
KKZX, 98.9 in Spokane, Washington.
There's only 117 of them.
How long do you want to go?
There's only 108, what?
118, really.
And there's a lot of people out here.
Davenport, Iowa, Dayton, Ohio, Denver, Detroit, Michigan,
Detroit, WLLC 106.7, wheels.
Hey, Detroit people, the best classic cars in the world,
American built, are sitting in garages in Michigan.
Because your uncle and your grandpa and your great-grandpa
were building them, some bitches back in the day.
And they handed them down.
If you want to sell one, please go to GiveMeTheVin.com.
Or if you wanted to go straight to me, go to GMTVCC,
which is GiveMeTheVin Classic Collector, GMTVCC.com.
When is the Woodland Dream Cruise?
I think that's in August.
Hey, Detroit, somebody in Detroit call in.
And now you might want to check Detroit.
I haven't heard anything out of Detroit yet.
Somebody in Detroit call in and let us know if we're on the air in there.
You know what? It's 11.30.
And I think we're off at 11.
I was about to say we're off already in Detroit,
so you're not going to hear anything right now.
All right. Well, screw you, Detroit.
Ted Nuget will be on. He calls in plenty.
800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
Speaking of people all over the country,
we have a prisoner listening to the radio.
We have a prisoner listener base that we've established,
like many radio shows do, in the honor of Johnny Cash.
We have Johnny Cash come down because he's the original prison entertainer.
And he reads your mail from jail that you guys send us to our PO Box in Fort Worth, Texas.
And at the end, when Johnny's done reading it,
he will give you the address to our PO Box, so get a pencil ready.
Our pen. Or just use a chalk marker if they've taken all of that away from you.
Or you can just scratch the address into your clothing.
We'll be... Johnny, good morning.
Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.
John, this week's mail from Jel Enter reads,
Hello, John Clay.
I'm a big fan of yours.
I've been listening on and off for years,
and I'm glad to hear your show ever Saturday.
I know you have a widespread audience,
so I wanted to help the public with a very important warning.
If you can, at all times, stay away from drugs.
I was addicted to crack for six years.
Drugs have taken me to the bottom of the barrel and right through it.
Drugs made me lose loved ones, all my belongings, my freedom,
and it made me do things I never thought I would do.
I'm not gay, but $20 worth of crack is $20 worth of crack.
Do you know what I mean?
No, stop it.
I just couldn't help myself when I was addicted.
It feels so good to smoke crack.
It's like the most euphoric and pumped-up feeling you can feel,
and I did anything for it, except what I needed to do, which was stop.
Truth be told, I want to smoke crack right now.
I always want to smoke crack.
It's awesome, but it destroys everything it's introduced to.
That's what makes me an addict.
Now I'm locked up because of that devilish rock,
and I'll never get this time back, but at least I'm two years sober now.
It's just not worth it until the USA smartens up and legalizes all drugs.
We're living in a tyrannical nation, but you can never give up hope for the American dream.
You have to live every day like it's your last, and be grateful for what you have.
Wishing you and the world the best.
Your friend Steve Rugieri.
South Bay Correctional Facility, South Bay, Florida.
Friends, if you got mail from jail, just send it on down the line to us here at PO Box 471517.
That is in Fort Worth, Texas, 76147.
Thank you, buddy.
Speaking of prisoners, you know Joe Exotic has now been moved out of the Fort Worth facility to Lexington, Lexington, Kentucky.
Back on the show?
Joe, sure.
Joe Exotic?
Joe used to call in every Saturday, but it was getting a little long in the tooth.
Nobody thought it was real, is what's funny.
I had so many people think it was an impersonator.
I'm like, it's not an impersonator.
The real guy?
Tracy Morgan called in earlier today.
Sam Kinnison's probably not going to call in because he's dead.
No, he's dead.
I would say so.
I'll get Joe back on.
I've got a question.
Sure.
Am I a bad person?
Yep.
If I leave my...
Call in real quick, 800-800-7234-800-800-RADIO.
And I'd like your opinion.
If I leave my car running while getting gas.
No.
It's optional.
I saw that.
It's optional?
Yeah.
Well, they say it can cause explosions and fires.
Does they say ivermectin's for horses?
And ivermectin is for humans.
Excuse me?
Ivermectin.
You've got to go get your medical advice on MSNBC, buddy.
I mean, I love you.
Right.
You've got to stop killing your car when you put your gas in.
Okay.
I'll do that if you'll do that.
It's a free country.
It is.
Actually, I got gas yesterday and I did not stop my car, so I feel terrible.
You know, I decided this long ago.
The first time I was like, well, I don't want to turn it off.
It's cold out here.
Right.
So I left it running and guess, you're never going to guess what happened.
What happened?
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing happened.
Is it okay for your car, though, to do that?
Why wouldn't it be?
I don't know.
I'm just, I mean, you're filling it up.
Yeah.
And it's running at the same time.
I think they're worried about sparks and all that stuff, but come on.
Ah!
Sparks are going to get out of the mold.
Deanne in Olympia, Washington, do you leave your car running when you're getting gas?
No.
Why?
I just don't never have.
Do you smoke cigarettes while you're getting gas?
No, I don't.
I don't either.
I just thought, I mean, that's pushing it, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So are you surprised?
You know, I was a little leery about getting on the radio up there in your zone.
I'm not familiar with Washington.
I've never been to Washington state.
I've never been to Portland, Oregon.
And I didn't know how they would take to me.
Are you offended by our delivery style?
No.
Not at all.
Oh, good.
So there's normal people up there?
Yes, there is.
Okay.
Is it a minority?
Or is it just the media that makes that zone sound so wild liberal?
The media, of course.
Okay.
Can I notice that about California?
You know, I've spent a ton of time in California now, but growing up, listening to the news
and the opinions, I thought California was a bunch of Martians.
Huh.
Well, you should come up to Oregon.
I know it's cool.
It's absolutely gorgeous.
I like to ride dirt bikes like Cross Country, mountain trails and stuff, and that's some
of the best in the world.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, I see you've got a 13 BMW 640 Grand Coupe with high miles on it.
I'm going to, I'll have somebody call you or just load it into gimmethevend.com because
we have to ask a bunch of questions about it with that many miles.
I want to know what you think.
I want to know what your questions about it with that many miles and I want to make sure
we have time to do it right.
Okay.
Thank you, ma'am.
Thanks for tuning in.
Harper in text.
She doesn't have a big, you know, she's very, very black and white.
Harper in Eatonburg, Texas, what's on your mind?
I wanted to say you're not wrong for shutting off your car while you're getting gas.
Okay.
What about leaving it on?
Yes, always leave it running.
Okay.
Well, I'm not wrong.
Gee.
Melissa in Eatonburg, Texas, where is Eatonburg, Texas?
Edinburgh.
Edinburgh, where's that?
It's down by the, yeah.
It's down by Mexico.
Yeah.
We're like maybe about 12 to 15 miles from the border.
Do the cartel people cause you problems or the, yeah, that's question one.
My next question is the people running across the pastures, the immigrants, does that cause
you problems?
No, it doesn't because I'm a little bit more north and to me it seems like it's pretty
much city.
I mean, there's not, there's not much of that anymore.
Like it used to be, I suppose.
And so it's, it doesn't seem to bother me at all.
Like I'm not scared or anything and I'm fine.
Does the drug cartel violence work its way across the border in that zone?
Yes, it does.
Yes, it does.
Do you have an example?
Well, I mean, there's just a lot of people, you know, that they still continue to sell
and, you know, they continue to bring it across somehow, some way.
I mean, they're very creative.
That's for sure.
There's some of the stories that, you know, we see on the news, you know, you just see
like different ways, you know, that they're able to cloth it, you know.
But you're real, the reason, and now I'm looking at the note, the reason you called in, you
said, a modium extra strength is a great way for the parasitic diarrhea for those that
are suffering.
Yes, yes, because I had experienced that a nurse when I was working at the hospital,
in the Cal Medical Hospital back in the day of 96, I was feeling really ill.
Something had, I guess I ate, and it was killing me for like three days.
She noticed I just color a little bit of like, I was kind of, my color was a little
peekish and she said, are you okay?
And I said, well, actually, no, I've been suffering, you know, for the, you know, with
a little bit of diarrhea and just can't see it's been already three days.
Well, after you get out of work, go to the store and buy a modium extra strength and
it could come, it comes in a tablet.
So, because I wasn't, I could, well, I don't want the liquid.
She said, no, they also sell in a pill form.
They sell like a pill and a tablet.
So I just, I felt so bad as I was coming home from buying groceries, I just, you know,
heard the callers and then how they're suffering.
And I can remember back in that day and ever since I always have some available and, you
know, keep it in my home and because every now and then maybe somebody did this or somebody
that I know and I'll share it.
That's just the kind of thing.
Thank you, man.
Appreciate the share.
Good, good stuff.
Appreciate it.
She's like a beat poet.
Wow.
Yeah.
What's a beat poet?
Gonna go to the lake and then we're gonna come back.
I'm gonna go to the lake and then go to the swim, shoot on and then they look at it.
It's a life to a reservoir and live a life for a server and I will not drown.
If I did drown, I would take off my life for a server and drown.
But I don't want to drown because I want to go home from the lake.
It's just dinner's gonna be fried chicken.
We'll be right up in the box and bring it home and put it on a plate and have chicken
for dinner.
With more of the John Clay, we'll should remember you can watch the whole show rerun or watch
it live with video at J.C.W.Show.com.
Oh, I need to plug Gordon Boswell Flowers across the country or around the corner.
Gordon Boswell is your go-to florist.
They've been sponsoring this show for, I don't know, seven years?
And you know what?
I don't even charge them.
You don't?
Nope.
Really?
What I did with them, their stuff is so good.
They bring flowers to the office and they bring flowers to the house once a week in exchange
for us doing this on the radio and letting other people know about it.
And that's when you know you believe in something.
They've got the good stuff.
They're a little more money than the other guys.
But when you get that picture on the other, you know, New York or LA or wherever you're
sending flowers to, they send the good stuff, the stuff you're proud of, not the stuff that
looks like it came out of the grocery store.
And they last.
Yep.
We'll be right back.
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Dude, it's right through my head.
I can't hit it.
Down to the left.
Down to the right.
This is not fooling, obviously.
No.
This is rock, rock, till you drop.
We will rock, rock, till we drop.
Love the death lever, man.
We've been rock, rockin' for five and a half hours.
How about that?
How you feel?
We haven't dropped yet.
I feel fine.
This isn't normally our gig, I mean.
I'm gonna get this guy's ass.
Let's get somebody's ass.
98 BMW M3 automatic four-door with 130.
Been sittin' in a barn for six years once, 10 grand.
Tim, you there?
Yes, I'm here.
It's too much.
It's too high.
You're crazy.
Why you want so much money?
It's my son's car and he moved to Michigan and he thinks it's not that much.
I'll tell you why he's wrong.
It's not mine.
Because it's an automatic.
It's not a stick.
It's a four-door.
And it's got a button 30 on it.
M3s are awesome, but they've got to be the right ones.
If that car was an automatic, I'm sorry, a stick, I would give him 10 grand.
As an automatic, I will not.
And sitting in a barn for six years could be rats, could be strippers, could be dead
transmission.
I work in my shop.
It's actually a shop.
I build C-tins and stuff.
So it's not, you know, it's in good shape.
It's been under cover.
It's black.
Well then, I just wonder what it's worked to.
I can actually tell him.
I think probably eight is my guess.
Okay.
The damn four-door and the automatic just changes things.
I want to say seven.
I'm real good at seven, but I want to give you all the money I can and I'm thinking I
can give eight.
So do me a favor.
Go to givemethevend.com and load it up and they will get on it.
Tell them John said seven on the air.
He wants y'all to look at it for eight.
And I have an office.
It says you're in Central California on your phone number.
What's it here?
Houston.
H-U-G-H-S-O-N.
What's the nearest, what's the nearest Modesto?
What's another city nearby?
I'm just trying to figure out how to pick it up.
Sherlock.
Sherlock.
No.
Are you north of Burbank?
Yeah.
Oh geez, we're not even close to that.
Yeah, they're at Burbank.
Sacramento?
Yeah.
Probably Stockton maybe.
Okay, Stockton.
Stockton's about an hour up from me.
Okay, we have locations all over the coast.
We just need to figure out the closest one.
You can run it up there and drop it off.
Because I don't have a place where you are where I can't pick it up.
It'll just cost me too much to pick it up.
To send a service out there to pick that thing up would be 500 bucks.
Yeah.
So.
I wish my son would just take it to Michigan where he moved.
Why is he in Michigan?
He just wanted to move there.
It's a lot cheaper because it's real expensive to live here.
Right.
He's got a beautiful house and everything for more of what?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cool.
Go to GiveMeTheVin.com, load it up, I want to try to buy it.
Alrighty.
Thanks, man.
800-800-7234-800-800-Radio.
Radio.
We had something else we were going to do.
Jeopardy.
Backtracks.
Backtracks.
Yeah, let's hit it.
Oh boy.
Backtracks is where we place two songs backwards.
And then you call in and guess what the two songs are.
And we try it first without saying the band.
Is that fair?
Oh, do we?
Okay.
We can.
Is it harder?
Is easy.
I think they'll figure it out.
Let me hear it and I'll tell you if we're going to say the band.
Cut one.
Sounds like John Lennon.
Cut two.
I'm going with John Lennon.
Is that a good guess?
You'd be right.
Let's play in 1974.
The U.S. Board of Immigration informed John Lennon that he had 60 days to leave the country
or face deportation.
Uh-huh.
Why were they mad at him?
He got busted.
This is true in 1968 in London at his apartment before he ever tried to move over here.
And it's just the Nixon administration was a little funny about things like that.
So let's play these two John Lennon cuts backwards again and you call in 800-800-7234-800-Radio.
John and Greenville, go to givemethevend.com on your Corvette.
We need to open the lines up for backtrack people.
Okay.
Yes, sir.
All right.
I've hung up on him five times.
He keeps calling back.
He's an 85 Corvette with 125 cars worth three grand.
I know he's going to say he wants seven for it.
Why argue?
Why argue?
If I wanted to argue, I'd go home.
There you go.
First person correctly identifies these two songs is going to get their pick of anything
they want from the JCW merch closet online.
And I got John Lennon four CD box that I showed her to JD the other day.
That was so cool.
From born late records.
He's calling back again.
Awesome.
Hang on.
John, I just told you we're not doing this.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Okay.
Wow.
She's excited.
Oh my God.
800-800-7234-800-Radio.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Cut one.
I don't know it.
Cut two.
Now, it's not Beatles.
It's Lennon, right?
Lennon solo.
Yeah.
So that is not Sergeant Pepper's Heart Club band that it sounds like.
No.
These are John Lennon solo tunes.
And the first one's one that these are both really early John Lennon records.
And I'm not sure if you can hear it.
We're going to do...
And the first one's one that these are both really early John Lennon records.
And the first one is something that he wrote specifically to Paul when he was still a little
pissed.
Cut one.
Cut two.
Cut two.
Call in 800-800-7234-800-Radio and guess what those two songs are and do it in a hurry.
Because we will...
We've got two minutes before the segment's over and we're going to get the winner before
the segment's over.
We're not going to get a winner.
800-800-7234-800-800-Radio.
Let's see if Joe's got it.
Joe and McCallan, do you have it?
Yes.
What is it?
72-70-C-10.
Hang on.
Hang on.
Different deal.
Stupid idea, man.
Hey, John in Greenville, North Carolina.
What's going on?
Let me guess.
You got an 85 Corvette with 125,000 miles for it on it.
I'll give you three grand.
What do you want for it?
Hey, man, I got her wealth on five times.
What do you want for your damn Corvette, man?
I don't know.
You tell me.
I got an 85 Corvette 125,000 miles.
The kicker is 100.
I got it from my uncle.
The kicker is your uncle.
Yeah, three grand.
Three grand.
They're not worth nothing.
They're not worth nothing.
Hold on.
I got a kicker to it.
I got a kicker.
All right.
It's got new teetops.
It's got all the...
I got a kicker.
David, I hung up.
David Temecula.
Yeah.
Here today, I'm in St. Karma.
The second one is correct.
The first one is not.
John in Kansas City.
How do you sleep in St. Karma?
That's it.
Wow.
There you go.
Yeah, boys.
We've got a winner.
West Coast Hang Tight.
We're switching all the network to you, including Vegas and Phoenix.
Everybody else, we're coming off the air.
We've been doing this for six hours going on hour number seven.
We started New York City in Miami and work our way west.
This is the place to be Saturday mornings and we're glad you're cruising along with us.
Ooh.
I got a kicker.
I got a kicker.
What?
America's best car buyer is gimmethevend.com.
Thank you.
Thank you.
The John Clay Wolf Show has been a presentation of gimmethevend.com from the Westwood One
radio network.
Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show.
Fucker out.
About this episode
The John Clay Wolfe Show (#363, 07.18.26) swings between celebrity chatter and a lot of listener call-ins. A big thread is music and entertainment—Dave Matthews booking stories, Rush concert fandom, and even backward-masking controversies. The show also runs a “lightning round” for car buying/selling, repeatedly pointing callers to “GiveMeTheVin.com” for VIN-based offers and CarMax/Carvana comparisons. Automotive segments include classic-car valuation debates, auction logistics, and practical questions like fueling safety and idling.
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