51: Alpina becomes peak BMW, Australian EX60 pricing and Citroën goes back to basics
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The Hook Turn Podcast May 25, 2026
51: Alpina becomes peak BMW, Australian EX60 pricing and Citroën goes back to basics

51: Alpina becomes peak BMW, Australian EX60 pricing and Citroën goes back to basics

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51: Alpina becomes peak BMW, Australian EX60 pricing and Citroën goes back to basics
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BMW Vision Alpina Coupe

This is a BMW concept car that’s styled and tuned with Alpina’s philosophy. Alpina takes BMWs and aims for a mix of faster driving and more comfort, like a long-distance cruiser rather than a track-only machine.

Brand

BMW M

BMW M is BMW’s performance division. It tends to make cars feel more aggressive and track-ready, and in this episode they’re contrasted with Alpina’s more comfortable grand-touring style.

Term

grand touring

Grand touring is about making a car comfortable for long trips. It usually means a smoother ride and nicer interior, not a setup that’s only meant for the track.

BMW 3 series
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BMW 3 series

The BMW 3 Series is a common BMW model line. Here, it’s mentioned because Alpina made a special GT-focused version of it (the B3 GT).

Alpina B3 GT
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Alpina B3 GT

The Alpina B3 GT is a special Alpina version of the BMW 3 Series. It’s meant to feel more like a comfortable long-distance car while still being quicker and more upscale than a standard model.

Alpina version of BMW's iconic Z8 Roadster
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Alpina version of BMW's iconic Z8 Roadster

The BMW Z8 Roadster is a famous BMW convertible. Alpina made its own version of it, and the host is pointing to it as an example of Alpina upgrading a standout BMW into a more luxury-and-performance oriented package.

Alpina Z8
Car

Alpina Z8

The Alpina Z8 is a modified version of BMW’s Z8 roadster. Alpina takes the original car and tunes it to feel more refined and special. The podcast mentions it because it’s considered an impressive, high-end roadster.

Bmw 5
Car

Bmw 5

The BMW 5 Series is a larger, more comfortable BMW than the 3 Series. The podcast mentions special Alpina versions, which are modified versions of the 5 Series. They’re brought up because they’re a notable way to make the same basic car feel different.

Concept

fully in-house brand

“Fully in-house brand” means BMW is taking Alpina under its own management. Instead of Alpina acting like an outside modifier, BMW will treat it as an official part of its lineup and planning.

Brand

Rolls-Royce

Rolls-Royce is the most luxury-focused brand in the comparison. The hosts are saying Alpina will sit between BMW and Rolls-Royce in terms of how fancy and exclusive it’s meant to feel.

Term

BMW badging

“Badging” is the car’s branding—logos and model/trim labels on the outside. The hosts say the Alpina will still look like a BMW in terms of branding, but with more unique touches.

Car

Alpina vision coupé

The Alpina vision coupé is a show-car concept that hints at what Alpina’s next design direction could be. The hosts say it’s meant to be a classy, long-distance grand touring-style two-door, and it may influence a future production car.

Term

V8

A V8 is a type of engine with eight cylinders arranged in a V shape. The point here is that the car is expected to use a traditional engine (V8) instead of being fully electric.

Concept

EV

EV means electric vehicle. It’s a car that runs on electricity from a battery instead of using a gas engine.

BMW i3
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BMW i3

The BMW i3 is BMW’s earlier electric car. In the episode, it’s mentioned because BMW has been changing how big the front grille looks on newer models.

Term

kidney grills

“Kidney grilles” is what car people call BMW’s signature front grille shape. This episode is comparing how big or small that grille looks on different BMW models.

iX3 (G08)
Car

iX3 (G08)

The iX3 (G08) is an electric SUV made by BMW. The podcast talks about it in the context of how BMW changed the look of the front grille on newer electric models. It’s included to show the design evolution from earlier EVs.

BMW M4
Car

BMW M4

The BMW M4 is BMW’s sporty performance car. The hosts mention it because it’s part of the group of BMWs that have had very large front grilles.

BMW M3
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BMW M3

The BMW M3 is BMW’s famous performance car. In this discussion it’s referenced because some M cars have had very big front grilles.

BMW XM
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BMW XM

The BMW XM is BMW’s big, high-performance SUV. The hosts mention it because it has a very bold front grille that’s larger than what they’re describing for this other car.

Term

pre-facelift

“Pre-facelift” means the car before it got a mid-cycle update. After a facelift, the car often gets new styling details like the front grille.

Term

Hofmeister kink

The Hofmeister kink is a BMW design detail in the side of the car. It’s a little bend/crease near the back window that makes BMWs look instantly recognizable.

Term

Neue Klasse architecture

Neue Klasse architecture is BMW’s next “car design foundation.” It affects how the cabin and screens are laid out, so it’s a big clue about what the next generation of BMWs will feel like inside.

BMW Neue Klasse
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BMW Neue Klasse

BMW Neue Klasse is BMW’s plan for a new generation of car design and technology. The podcast mentions it includes things like a display for the passenger and a more modern, wide “eye” look. It’s brought up because it’s what BMW is building its next cars around.

Term

panoramic eye drive

This refers to BMW’s new infotainment system—basically the big screen-and-controls setup. The idea is to put the interface in a more driver-friendly, modern layout.

Concept

spiritual successor

A “spiritual successor” means “the next one that feels like the same idea,” even if it’s not an official direct replacement. The host is guessing this new Alpina/BMW concept might take over the 8 Series’ role.

BMW 8 series
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BMW 8 series

The BMW 8 Series is BMW’s luxury grand-touring coupe line. The host is basically saying this new concept might be the “next version” of that idea.

Concept

concept

A concept car is like a preview of what a future production car could look like. The host is saying this one seems close to something you might actually buy.

Term

wing mirrors

Wing mirrors are the side mirrors on the doors. The host is using their size as a hint that the car might be close to a real production design.

Mercedes-Maybach SL
Car

Mercedes-Maybach SL

This is a top-tier luxury version of Mercedes’ SL roadster. “Maybach” generally means it’s aimed at maximum comfort and upscale features compared with a regular SL.

Volvo EX60
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Volvo EX60

They’re talking about the Volvo EX60, an upcoming Volvo electric vehicle. The big complaint is that so many functions are controlled through the touchscreen, and there aren’t normal physical buttons for things like the air vents.

Bmw Ix3
Car

Bmw Ix3

The BMW iX3 is an electric SUV from BMW. It’s meant to give you the space and driving position of an X3, but with an electric powertrain. The podcast mentions it when comparing different BMW electric models.

Term

touchscreen

A touchscreen is the main screen you use to control the car instead of buttons. Some people like it, but it can be annoying if you have to tap around for basic things like air vents.

Term

physical air vent controls

Physical air vent controls are the real knobs or buttons for the heater/AC airflow. If they’re missing, you usually have to use the screen instead, which can be slower and more distracting.

Term

WLTP cycle

WLTP is a standardized test used to estimate how far an EV can go. Real driving can be different, but it’s a common way to compare cars.

Term

net battery pack

The “net” battery capacity is the usable part of the battery you can actually draw power from. It’s the number that matters for range estimates.

Term

0 to 100 kilometers

This is a simple performance test: how fast the car can accelerate from 0 up to 100 km/h. Lower time usually means quicker acceleration.

Term

AWD

AWD means the car drives all four wheels. That can help it grip the road better and accelerate more confidently.

Zeekr Zika 7X
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Zeekr Zika 7X

The Zeekr 7X is an electric car. The podcast mentions it as a serious option that could compete with other EVs. The main idea is that it’s meant to be a strong choice in its category.

Term

800 volts architecture

This is about the EV’s electrical system voltage. Higher-voltage EVs can often charge faster because they can handle more power more efficiently.

Term

Google integration

This means the car’s screen and software can use Google services. It can make navigation and voice/app features feel more like your phone.

Term

Gemini

Gemini here sounds like the car’s built-in AI assistant. The idea is that it can help with things like questions, commands, and other in-car features.

Polestar four
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Polestar four

Polestar four is an electric car the hosts are comparing to another EV. They say it’s built on a different “platform,” and even though both use advanced high-voltage tech, they think Polestar’s driver-assist features are better tuned.

Term

800 volt architectures

“800-volt” refers to how the car’s battery and charging system is wired electrically. In general, higher-voltage EVs can charge faster and deliver power more efficiently than lower-voltage designs.

Term

tuning

Here, “tuning” means setting up the driver-assist software so it behaves a certain way. Even if two cars have similar features, the one with better tuning can feel smoother and less annoying.

Term

ADAS systems

ADAS stands for driver-assist tech. It’s the stuff that can help with things like staying in the lane or keeping distance from the car ahead, and the hosts say the software calibration can feel noticeably better in one car than another.

Term

adaptive cruise control

Adaptive cruise control is cruise control that “keeps distance.” It automatically slows your car down if the vehicle in front gets closer, and then speeds back up when the road opens.

Concept

test drive both of them

They’re saying you can’t always tell the difference from specs alone. You should drive both cars yourself because the driving feel and cabin layout can be noticeably different.

Concept

different platforms

A “platform” is the car’s basic build and layout. If two cars use different platforms, they can drive and fit differently, so it’s worth comparing them by driving them.

Term

air suspension

Air suspension is a suspension system that uses air bags instead of metal springs. It can raise or lower the car and usually makes the ride feel smoother over rough roads.

Term

ride height

Ride height is the distance between the vehicle’s body and the ground. The hosts say the cross country variant would have a slightly higher ride height, which typically helps with rough roads and clearance.

Term

adaptive suspension

Adaptive suspension is a suspension system that can adjust how stiff or soft the ride feels. The idea is to make the car comfortable when you want it, but still controlled when you drive more aggressively.

Concept

range anxiety

Range anxiety is the stress of wondering if your electric car has enough battery to finish your trip. The hosts are basically saying that after a certain point, more range doesn’t really change real-world life much.

Term

fast charges

“Fast charging” is when an EV battery is charged quickly at a charger station. The host is basically saying that if you have to stop to charge a lot, the trip becomes less convenient.

Term

0 to 100s

“0 to 100” is a simple test of how fast a car can speed up from a standstill to 100 km/h. The point here is that a fast number on paper doesn’t automatically mean the car is better in everyday life.

Term

real world

“Real world range” means how far the EV is likely to go in normal driving, not just in ideal testing. The host is saying the longer-range version matters most for frequent long trips.

Term

ultra trim

“Ultra trim” means the car’s higher equipment version—what features it includes. Here, the host is saying both versions have basically the same features, so the choice comes down to range and speed.

Volvo XC60
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Volvo XC60

The Volvo XC60 is one of Volvo’s most popular SUVs. The hosts are saying the EX60 would likely attract people who already own an XC60 as their next upgrade.

Volvo XC90
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Volvo XC90

The Volvo XC90 is a bigger Volvo SUV. The hosts are saying some XC90 owners might also consider the EX60 as their next car.

Volvo XC40
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Volvo XC40

The Volvo XC40 is Volvo’s smaller SUV. They mention it to compare which Volvo model has more buyers—then say the XC60 is the bigger seller.

Volvo EX30
Car

Volvo EX30

The Volvo EX30 is another Volvo EV. The hosts are saying it has had big software problems, which is something people will worry about when considering newer EVs.

Term

NVH

NVH is a car term for how quiet and smooth the ride feels. It’s about unwanted noise, shaking/vibration, and how rough or harsh the experience feels.

Term

wing grip door handle

The “wing grip door handle” is a special-looking door handle design. They’re saying some people like it, but others don’t, and there’s also a manual backup inside if the normal operation isn’t working.

Term

EV SUVs

EV SUVs are electric versions of family-style, higher-riding cars. The hosts are saying people are already buying them, including more expensive “luxury” ones.

Brand

Citroen

Citroën is a French car brand. The hosts say it stopped selling cars in Australia around 2023–2024, and that’s why the later EV comeback news is notable.

Citroen 2CV
Car

Citroen 2CV

The Citroën 2CV is a famous old French car that became a symbol of affordable, everyday motoring. The hosts say Citroën is bringing it back as an electric car, using the original’s reputation for being tough enough for rough countryside roads.

Ford Model T
Car

Ford Model T

The Ford Model T is mentioned as a famous early car that helped make cars affordable and common in the US. The hosts use it to explain why the Citroën 2CV was similarly important in France.

Term

teaser image

A teaser image is a sneak preview that shows just enough to hint at what’s coming. It’s often vague on purpose, and then journalists use it to guess the final look.

Term

CGI

CGI means computer-made pictures. In car news, it’s often used to create a “best guess” image of what a new vehicle could look like before official photos are released.

5 Renault 5
Car

5 Renault 5

The 5 E-Tech Electric is Renault’s electric car based on the “5” name. The podcast mentions it alongside other small Renault models to show how Renault is building compact EVs. It’s basically a modern electric car carrying a known badge.

Ford Capri
Car

Ford Capri

The Ford Capri is a car name that Ford is reusing for a new electric vehicle in the UK. The podcast mentions it to illustrate that older, well-known model names are being applied to EVs. It’s basically a new electric car carrying a familiar badge.

Topic

EV pricing and market fit (Australia vs Europe)

They’re talking about why electric cars might sell better in Europe than in Australia. Their main point is that Europeans often drive shorter distances, which suits EVs better.

Term

charging infrastructure

Charging infrastructure just means the places you can charge an EV. If there are lots of chargers and they’re easy to use, it becomes almost as convenient to drive an EV as a regular petrol car.

Term

EV uptake

EV uptake means how quickly EVs are being adopted by regular drivers. The host is saying people are more likely to switch to EVs when charging is easy and the day-to-day experience is simple.

Renault Twingo
Car

Renault Twingo

The Renault Twingo is a little city car. In this segment, the host is talking about the electric version and how its interior design was debated—whether it should be generic or have a unique look inspired by the original car.

Term

EV skeptics

“EV skeptics” just means people who are doubtful about electric cars. The host is saying the Renault 5 EV was so appealing that it convinced even those doubtful people.

Renault 5
Car

Renault 5

The Renault 5 is a small car model name that’s been around for a long time. In the podcast, it’s mentioned as a comparison point for newer small cars and EVs. The key idea is that the “5” name is being used to connect old and new models.

Concept

off-road capabilities

This is about how well the car can deal with rough roads—like dirt tracks or bumpy surfaces. The host is curious whether the new Citroën 2CV will still be good on that kind of terrain, like the old one was.

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