#523 John Clay Wolfe Show 09.27.25

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Bob, are you deaf?

Am I deaf?

I heard Turley say that you're deaf.

I didn't...Truly that's like calling people names.

What does that mean?

I just heard him say, well, you know, Bob, I was deaf.

I didn't know you were deaf.

If you're deaf, we need to get you a C&I dog.

He's here with me now.

I'm right here.

How are you guys?

Look over this way, Bob.

That thing started pretty early in the morning when people started showing up.

Oh my God, people have been here since five.

Really?

Lined up at the media credential center.

Really?

We put cool cars on their trailers.

Yes, sir.

Where are they at?

They're with guys in car show in Texas Motor Speedway.

Correct.

It's not cold in the car show.

And it's a bright, sun-shiny day.

The sun's right in our eyes. This is great.

You're 35 if you're in Dallas, Fort Worth.

You can get by chance. Don't know where Texas Motor Speedway is.

They need to not know.

You can't guess it. Try 35 and 114.

It's huge.

And this place is packed.

Are you breathing so hard, Bob?

Are you deaf?

He's been running around.

You're literally.

Really?

Why'd you get this late?

You're deaf and out of shape and late.

I'm here.

He's like, you know what?

I want to pull a John Clay Wolf show up right when the show starts.

But I have all the equipment, so I'm going to be really chance on it.

Oh, wow.

That's good.

The star could be there.

I was there yesterday.

It was cool.

We went and walked cars and drove around on the golf cart

and did another video and good stuff.

You're going to put the video up today?

No.

Can you edit it between now?

You want to edit it real quick?

Just send it to me.

I'll just do it with my right hand while I'm reading news with my left.

They're going to put it up and rub in your biscuit.

What about biscuit?

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We're at good guy's car show at Texas Motor Speedway in Dallas, Fort Worth.

This morning I was out there yesterday.

It is inside the loop.

I don't know.

He said there's going to be 3,000 cars there this weekend.

That's huge.

Car show, swap meet.

I did the swap meet.

Do you have any Sanford Sun music?

We need it.

Actually, I do.

I pulled that today just for this.

Did you really?

Yeah.

There's a section that is a junkyard swap meet.

It's interesting.

It's an interesting culture, isn't it?

These guys that are looking for parts for the builder car.

Jesus Christ, Bob.

You might need to just take it.

When you're breathing so hard, it's like making me uncomfortable.

It's sexual, most of the time.

I can't hear me.

It's sexual.

It is so sexual.

He's getting hot for these parts.

From the parts talk.

You buy this old, I saw a Roller Camaro, 69 Camaro.

No motor, no anything.

Just metal for 10,000.

Now I see where all of our callers get their prices from.

Is that better?

Yeah, we don't hear him breathing now.

Okay, good.

He killed him.

But then you've got to find all the parts to put it together with.

That's why you dig around in the infield and swap meet and get the parts.

A lot of overalls in the infield.

Yeah, a lot of everything in the infield.

But it was cracking me up some of that.

I mean, it wasn't cracking me up.

Everybody puts really high prices on things.

It's just like, will you offer?

Will you offer?

Like, hey, you want to make an offer?

I was like, hey, Mr. Radio Man, I know who you are.

I've been making an offer on this.

It's like you want $9,800 for a Roller 69 Camaro.

Will you offer it?

I ain't offered nothing.

Right, I'm offered.

These cars, not that car, but I saw about six cars that just needed to go straight to Copart.

Copart, Copart Junk Sale.

Junk Sale.

Yeah, like a Ranger, like a, I don't know, like a 2007 Ranger.

Splash.

It's a B6.

Splash, you know.

It's a Ford Ranger.

But you couldn't even tell because there was no pain on it.

Oh no.

Yeah, and there's just nothing.

I don't know if it ran or not, but, you know, they only wanted $3,800.

Only.

What you offered?

I'm offering to get the hell out of here.

Radio man, you got your money with you.

So you didn't buy any parts, did you?

Oh God, no.

Parts.

The parts, no, you could buy parts there.

It's just, anyway, just have your negotiating shoes on.

I think the only go shake.

And everybody that knew who I was that we talked to, you know, he's asking $39,800.

Oh, I got $20,000 in it.

Yeah, so why'd you market up $20,000?

Well, because, you know, you just never know.

I mean, you never know that you're never going to get it sold.

I mean, just if you got $20,000 and it won't you ask $22,500.

Well, and then they'll want to cut me from there.

No, they'll probably come up and try to buy the damn thing because it's on the money.

Anyway, we just have different opinions.

It's just walked away?

Yeah, I mean, it was just interesting.

And Braden, the video guy's like, well, why don't you go up and look at that?

And why don't we do this?

That car, these cars are, we're never going to get anything bought.

We don't need, we're just going to get arguments.

Bob, are you masturbating?

He's breathing heavy again.

Abel, 07, $2,500.

Z71 with $133.

You there?

Yes, sir.

What you offered, Moa?

Yes, sir.

What you got?

What you offered?

What you got?

What you offered?

I'm not sure.

I think around $8,000 for it.

Well, it's in Pennsylvania.

So tell me about the rest.

It has a little bit on the rollers, but as far as the frame, it's pretty well on the frame.

No raw, no rust.

You said it's on the rockers.

So the rockers have rust?

Yes.

Ouch.

Why don't you come down here today?

You can go down to the car show and find us some rockers.

So it needs $1,000 worth of paint and body.

Hell, no, it needs more than that.

We've got to cut the rockers out.

We've got to put them back in.

Probably more like I was going to buy it until you told me about the rust.

How bad is it?

And sometimes, ladies and gentlemen, and no offense to you, Abel, please don't take

this as a way.

Sometimes I have phone calls like this, like where we're just a little bit of paint

and body we need to do with little rockers.

And some of it shows up.

I mean, it's just fallen apart.

It's just bad.

Oh, yeah.

I know that.

Is yours like that?

No.

Have you ever had cancer?

No.

Rust is like cancer is so funny.

Rust is like, no, it's not.

Rust is like cancer.

So it spreads, right?

When you have some rust and you pick at it and it just keeps coming apart.

Anyway, put me down for six grand.

Let me take pictures.

And we're more interested in the rust than anything.

We've got to figure out what we've got.

But if it's not bad, I'd love to buy it.

And I might give the eight.

And I won't give the eight, but I might give the seven.

All right.

That was good.

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Dorian, you're blind and deaf, but you could smell the rust from

your end.

Yeah.

Where'd the rust go?

Here's the interesting thing that happened.

Dolly Parton bought the local amusement park.

It's called Kennywood.

And they closed at 11.

You know, it's like a family park.

Yeah.

So they tried to go between 11 and midnight and let people drink.

They tried it two nights.

There was fights, police.

Over her booze.

Unbelievable.

One small change.

You know, hey, you can drink here.

You can drink here for an hour.

Can't behave.

It's like dialing on that carburetor.

Just one click to the right, everything comes apart.

So, see, they could drink from only...

Wait, wait, wait.

Start over.

They opened the Dollywood park to drink from 11 to 12.

One at night?

One last hour?

Yeah.

For the last...

They closed this for the...

It's a family place.

It's a great rule of coasters.

You know, stealer rides and everything else.

But they wanted to...

Well, try 11 to midnight.

Let the people get drunk.

Bad idea.

Didn't work.

Thank you for the update, Dory.

Go ahead, Dolly.

Say again.

Thank you for the update.

How are your stealers doing?

They're over.

They're over at Ireland.

Big deal over there.

Big show over there.

I don't think they're going to win.

They're in Ireland this week?

Yeah, they are.

My advisor says eight games.

I think they're only going to win six.

Wow.

Is your advisor a topless dancer?

Your advisor.

Well, no, no.

He actually was a quarterback at Pitt.

Dr. Robert Medwood is my best friend in life.

And we hang together.

We drink together.

We smoke together.

You know, every day, just about.

But he was a quarterback at Pitt when my brother was on that team.

And I was in graduate school at that time at university.

We're all Pitt men.

University of Pitt.

What do you smoke together?

Marijuana.

I'm sure he appreciates you announcing on national radio that he's a podhead.

What's his name again?

A doctor, too.

Yeah, I guess.

He just realized.

Doctor, could you get me some of that medicinal grade?

Marijuana.

Hey, hey, hey.

We're McKee's Rocks guys.

You know, we're in the suburbs of Pittsburgh.

We're allowed to do that through the suburbs.

Good morning, W-D-V-E.

Good morning, Dorian.

Oh, real quick, Rick.

That's your home away from home, Rick Strip Club.

Did you see where they're under federal investigation?

It's pretty heavy for bribing auditors, the IRS auditors,

with lap dances and whores?

Bad mojo.

That's all I can say.

Were you there?

Were you part of it?

Not guilty.

Oh, not guilty.

It's not me.

Because you're there a lot.

Yeah, a lot.

Hey, girls, girls, girls.

You know what?

I'm blind and they like me.

Thank you, Dorian.

They go out of their way.

They're all moj.

All right, thank you.

They're all moj.

Moj, moj.

Thank you, Dorian.

I just lute his...

His...

He's got more stories there than...

If you wanted to spend a full hour with him.

Yeah.

You can get some stuff out of him.

Dorian started going into speech and pediment.

Terence moved a little bit.

Did you notice that?

His stammer was very heavy this morning.

That's what I was thinking, man.

I was listening.

Which one am I talking to?

Dorian, how you doing?

Help.

Okay.

Pittsburgh.

Pittsburgh, you're on line four.

What you got?

Yes, sir.

Just wondering when you guys can come to Pittsburgh here.

We'd love to see you come here.

Love your show.

Love everything about you guys.

We need to do a listener party.

The last time I was going to do when it got canceled because of a...

Because of a cross dresser comment.

I didn't know you guys were so sensitive up there.

Why are you so sensitive?

No, we're not.

We're regular working class people.

I own a couple of businesses and everything.

We love listening to you.

Our regular radio up here is really, really going to heck in a hand basket.

But man, we would love to see you come up here.

And there's a ton of car enthusiasts that watch you and listen to you up here.

MaxMotive up there north of the city has a beautiful collection.

I don't know if you know that fella or not.

No?

He does a lot of buying stuff.

MaxMotive, it's called.

Charlie, we should do it.

We should do remote in Pittsburgh in the cold and the snow outside.

I don't know about cold and snow.

I don't think that's a great idea.

No.

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Roger in Pittsburgh.

Good morning.

You've got a 23-T bucket rod forward.

So is it titled as a T?

Did they even have titles back then?

Yeah, it's special construction titles in Pennsylvania.

Right.

And what motors in it?

It's a 355 Chevy, aluminum head intake, 750 demon carb.

But a turbo 350 automatic with a 2000 stall has a cut-down 8.5-inch Ford with 411 posi.

A lot of them had Jaguar transaxles, rear-ends, right?

You can put anything you want in it, but this has an 8.5-inch Ford.

I've got one out here that I bought for 15 that has Jag.

You said no hood, so no hood, no fenders.

It's open engine, yeah.

The great big fat rear tires.

Freshly painted frame, body, professional interior, grey nog-eyed, the exterior.

I may buy it.

Do this.

Can you take some pictures or in a video and go to GiveMeTheVin.com and load it up.

And managers, whoever gets this will make sure that you send me a link to it because I want to see it.

But we'll try to buy it.

I like it.

It's a very good looking car.

It's parallel to go.

I'm real dark.

Everybody thinks it's plum crazy, but it's darker.

And grey interior, it's sharp.

Thank you, yeah.

I got bad health and I just want to liquidate it.

Give my kids some money.

Okay.

We'll probably make a deal.

Here, I'll just have somebody contact you.

I've got your phone number right here.

I'll just take a picture of the phone number, send it to a guy and him contact you right now.

Thank you.

That would be good.

All right.

Later, man.

Okay.

All right.

Mitch, Tulsa, what's up?

Mitch and Tulsa.

Dan in Arizona.

What's up?

Dan in Arizona.

You're on Clay Wolf.

Hi, good morning.

Hey, Dan, hold tight.

I've got to play a song real quick.

And then I've got to come right back.

The red line is blinking at me.

We'll be right back.

My name is John Clay Wolf.

It is Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, September the 27th, 2025.

And it's a beautiful day outside in Texas and I hope it is all around the country where

all you good people are listening.

Florida to LA to Pittsburgh to Denver to Kansas City to everybody.

Tulsa.

We'll be right back.

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I read a news article recently where they said top geologists believe Miami, Florida will

be completely underwater in 25 years.

That's insane that there's going to be history classes where they're teaching kids about the

lost city of Miami.

Eventually a student's going to be like, hey, what were the people doing is their city

just slipped into the sea.

Cocaine and rollerblading.

There were a lot of pool parties with DJs, Adam.

It just makes me wonder if Atlantis was the douchebag city before it went underwater.

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show presented by give me the vent.com.

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TJ in Pittsburgh.

This is the Pittsburgh show this morning.

What were you saying?

I was reading the notes.

It says that you saw me buy a cart barrett on TV.

Yes, sir.

Yes, my dad's 68 Chevelle, but they're not yellow.

Oh, yes.

So did you, did I buy it from y'all?

No, he sold it to a friend of his who got it ready to send it to Barrett.

But we watched it all the way down and watched it go across the block.

And it was just really cool to see somebody appreciate it.

And we saw it on your YouTube video later on.

We followed it.

You let that server drive it and she spun it out on the road.

We got a kick out of that.

That's right.

What did you get for that car?

50 grand?

Yeah, something like that.

What did y'all's friend give y'all?

What's that?

What did y'all's friend pay you?

I think he paid him 38.

I think he paid him 32 because I saw the receipt in the glove box.

Maybe.

Right.

So I only gave 20,000 more.

So maybe I'm a better friend than he is.

Next time y'all want to sell a car.

Next time y'all want to sell a car, go to give me the VIN.

Skip your friend.

Call your real friend.

We're $20,000 better.

I'll let him know.

All right.

Thank you.

Damn.

Hey, he's got to do some of those speakers.

Guys, you got to fix those speakers.

You got to turn them off.

You got to get them further away from the thing.

We're not going to loop back.

I'm going to drive you crazy.

800-800-7234-800-800 Radio Leonard.

Pittsburgh.

Another Pittsburgh.

Good morning.

Morning.

I just got into the F-150 that I was going to start you guys last year.

But we kind of had second thoughts about it.

Because there's either this or a radial meant to be just a mirage for me to drive around.

And let's face it, which would you rather drive, an F-150 or a mirage?

A mirage is a stripper car.

So I'd rather drive the mirage.

800-800-7234-JD Ryan.

You got Florida News?

JD Ryan.

You paying attention?

JD Ryan is visiting with the...

Sorry.

We're doing a show, guys.

Couple of classic car people.

Tell them the whole time, okay?

Sure.

The brakes are the best.

Oh, we doing the news?

Yeah, Florida News.

Sorry.

Now from North America's own Land Down Under.

It's time for Sunshine State News.

With your certified lifeguard, JD Ryan.

We're at the Good Guy Car Show out here at Texas Motor Speedway.

People are walking by.

This is fun.

We're right by the barbecue place.

God, this is great.

All right.

But speaking of Florida...

Cry for the Fat Man.

Yeah.

It's Roy Hutchins' barbecue.

That's delicious.

All right.

So self-proclaimed, I'll let this part, self-proclaimed homeless male model out of Florida was caught

intimately touching himself in front of some other folks at a Starbucks.

What?

Why wouldn't you?

In Jackson.

In Jacksonville.

Now, here's a clip from the lady who was able to record the whole thing.

Of course, she'd take your phone out and record it.

She got the report firsthand.

Cut number nine.

It's disgusting.

I don't want to ever go back.

And it'll always be in the back of my head.

Okay.

Always in the back of my head, huh?

I'm never going back to Starbucks ever, ever, ever.

They're closing a bunch of Starbucks.

She gets that early.

Oh, I did.

I'm a little confused.

I didn't catch it.

It was a fastball.

Always be in the back of my head.

Somebody was fondling himself at a Starbucks.

Self-proclaimed, homeless male model.

Oh, she likes it.

Touching himself, and she liked it.

And it's always going to be in the back of her head.

You're dirty.

Florida man Charlie James Chapman Jr.

Arrested when he was caught.

Shining, never, ever do this.

Shining a green laser at airplanes and helicopters

that we're trying to land in Sarasota.

Here's some audio that was caught between the deputies

on the ground.

By the way, they have the radar.

They can see you.

They're going to find you.

And it's a felony, actually.

This is between the guys on the ground and the helicopter

and the big standoff here.

Cut number 10.

Hey, is that enough of the laser right now?

See you guys go ahead, man.

That's very close.

I have to stop it.

Cut the laser.

You were covered by the Tower Freak.

What was your comment?

Now they're already in on foot.

Stand by.

I'll stage around the building.

That forklift's backing up.

You can hear it moving.

He's the one driving.

Stand aboard.

K9, get here, please.

K9, 221, what's your temperature?

You should have a green laser.

Something that's a green laser on.

K9, find the guy with a green laser.

Woohoo.

And they did.

That was kind of cool, because you're watching it

on the FLIR, the radar out of the helicopter.

And this dog got the laser as well.

Those are our two Florida stories.

JD, I got a flying story for you.

Oh, I love it.

I love it.

You love it.

Now, it's time for plane talk with your captain, JD Ryan.

Yes.

I'll protect the innocent.

So, well, not so innocent.

So I don't drop any names.

So get this.

This guy I know pretty well.

He and another fella are on a citation trip.

They're pilots, right?

Okay.

And they take the passengers to Florida, then Oklahoma City,

then go to Houston for whatever reason.

And they're coming back from Houston empty.

And they're arguing from Miami to Oklahoma

and Oklahoma to Houston.

And finally in Houston.

I'll wait over you.

Because the other guy just had surgery two days before

and he was whacked out on pills

and his radio call sounded like he was drunk.

Oh, geez.

The copilot.

Yep.

The copilot.

In the citation?

Yep.

So the other fellas like, listen,

get your ass in the back of the plane.

Get away from me.

Right.

And I'm flying us back from Houston.

Now, this is a two pilot plane.

Right.

In the citation.

So this is where he made a big error.

He said, either you get in the back and get away from me

and shut up.

Or I'm going to just leave the plane here.

Because that guy's not typed to fly the citation

as a pilot in command.

The other guy wouldn't.

He was a copilot.

Got it.

Or I'm going to commercial home and you can get your damn plane

home however you want.

And because the guy also managed this airplane,

the copilot managed the airplane that they were flying.

So, homeboys flying the plane back,

the pill heads in the back seat sleeping,

and they bellied it into Red Bird Airport.

Geez.

No.

Yep.

Wow.

Yep.

Did we forget our landing gear?

We forgot our landing gear.

Oh, that was it.

And then the guy in the back said,

you never saw me.

And he takes off and he gets an Uber.

Oh, God.

And this was September 6th.

And nobody's seen or talked to him since.

He just left.

He left.

I left the seat.

Hang on.

It gets better.

And then the other fellow who's pretty heavy,

pretty heavy.

The main pilot is sitting there and so upset

he has a heart attack.

Oh, no.

Wow.

Not a real one, but enough.

He had to go to the hospital.

It was just an absolute weird mess.

And nobody really.

So the question is, is he going to get in trouble

with the FAA for not having a copilot?

Boy, that's a really good question.

Yeah, as to who.

I was trying to be responsible and fly

without the guy who's up on pills.

Right.

I think I just ran away.

That's so fun.

He's gone.

Please.

Like, he's been gone for 20 days.

Like, really gone.

Like, I've verified this.

I'm in this community of these people.

And like, come on.

Come on.

Let's talk to him.

No, no, no.

He's like a fugitive running from the law.

Oh, my God.

Pilots are normal.

They're responsible people.

Right?

Not this one.

800-800-7234-800-800 radio.

That's crazy.

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It's the good guys.

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Bobo's out here.

I'm JD Ryan.

And of course, John Clay Wolf back in the studios.

This is amazing.

It's so cool.

If you're anywhere in the vicinity of North Texas, for that matter,

Texas Motor Speedway, you know where it is.

Come on out.

There's thousands and thousands of amazing hot rods and customs.

The weather's spot on today.

Perfect.

It's so perfect.

It's not hot.

The wind's not blowing.

The sun's in our faces.

I'm looking at the screen on our video channel.

It looks like I'm sitting there with y'all.

It really does.

It does kind of look like you're sitting there.

See, just lie to everybody and tell them I'm there.

John is here running around.

He's right in front of us.

For the rest of the day, don't even say I'm not there because nobody will know.

Dan in Arizona.

I'm here at the good guys in Texas Motor Speedway.

Where are you?

We're in Lake Abbasu, Arizona.

What's on your mind, bud?

I was wondering if you guys ever make it out here.

I'm coming out there week after next to Scottsdale.

How far is that from Abbasu?

Nice.

Maybe three hours.

I'll just walk it.

Hey, how did you find us?

How did you find our show?

It says long-time fan.

Do we ever come out to Lake Abbasu?

How did you find our radio show?

I'm actually from Pittsburgh.

I listened for my heart on DV.

All right.

Perfect.

We'll have a good one, bud.

Thank you for tuning in.

It's a Pittsburgh show this morning.

WDVE.

It's all about Pittsburgh.

How are the Steelers early?

Do they win a nail-biter a lot of week ago?

Aaron Rodgers doesn't look too bad.

They play the Vikings.

They're two-in-one right now.

He's been decent.

He's got seven touchdowns, three interceptions.

He's not like the old Aaron Rodgers,

but he's better than he was the past couple years

with the Jets.

Do the Vikings still have that Philly cheerleader?

Philly cheerleader.

What do you mean by that?

I don't mean Philadelphia.

I mean Philly like a male cheerleader.

A female cult.

Yeah.

Yes.

The male cheerleader is still there.

But he's just real like really feminine.

Yeah.

Over the top.

What was the guy's name on Saturday Night Live?

The gay one.

Mango.

Oh my God.

Here we go.

Oh, go team.

Go boys.

Yes.

I mean he's just like, whoa.

And why would they, I mean, why'd they do that?

I don't know.

They're just making a point.

It's all over now.

It's inclusive.

High school sports.

High school sports have it too now.

I mean, I was at a high school.

Have what?

The gay?

Have a male cheerleader that's not a yell eater.

Don't get to the A&M thing saying, oh,

that's not, that's a yell eater.

It's different.

This is an actual male cheerleader.

Is he flamboyant?

Do his feet touch the ground when he walks?

He's on his toes always.

Okay.

Yes.

He's on his toes.

Wow.

So that's the new gig?

I mean, it's like almost, I think I've been to three games just in different,

even in Indiana and they had a male cheerleader on their squad in high school.

It's just the new thing.

And I thought, I remember, because our high school, this is back in 95.

We had, we had a male cheerleader.

And it was like really controversial.

This friend of mine was telling me a story about his sister that turned gay.

And she was dating this guy for a while, engaged to him.

And they were pretty good friends.

And he's, he said, when they were at the golf course, the guy needed to take a leak.

And he just pulled it out at the bottom of his shorts.

Huh.

And peed like that.

And they were long shorts.

Wow.

And when his sister was, she broke up the engagement and she was telling the family

that they're gay.

She said, you know, I've really tried this and it just makes me, I just don't

like it.

It's making me uncomfortable.

And he was like, I bet so.

He's like, I think you're trying the wrong thing.

I mean, you're, you're breeding a horse.

She didn't want to take one for the team anymore, huh?

No.

Maybe she didn't know any different.

He's like, it's not all like that.

So maybe you go, go try something a little more normal.

Out the bottom of your shorts.

Wow.

Jesus Christ.

Long shorts, like Bermuda shorts.

Like on the golf course.

Yeah.

We're not talking about mangoes, little short floppers.

I mean, down to the knee, down to the knee.

Wilbur coming through.

I don't like that.

Nobody.

Hey, speech impediment, Terrence.

What you got?

Yeah.

Wow.

Okay.

The thing is they double my dose of Seroquel.

That's why I'm up late.

I like to tell a lot to the people in WGB.

I will.

I went to the All-Consort Petnics.

And we went to Canada with a lot.

I thought that was a great thing.

It was so fun.

They had a thing called the log jammer.

Yeah.

And they wrote a post.

Huh?

Well, anyway, I'm saying about Trump and his trumpet bears.

Terrence, you got to turn your radio down in the background, by the way.

I don't know.

Maybe she doesn't know anything.

There you go.

I turn it.

Thank you.

I just can't hear it.

So we've gone from the log jam and saying hello to Pittsburgh to Trump.

Something.

What about Trump?

Trumpy bears.

Yeah.

They were reborn Christian bears.

And I wanted a Trump bear so bad.

And then we got Trump.

But then we got into a little bubble.

Can you do a fake cry over your Trump bear?

Huh?

Can you do a fake cry over your Trump bear?

Oh, no.

Is that like a donkey?

That could be like a donkey.

Sounds like my friend's former brother-in-law.

I'm a seizure.

Well, there was a girl having a seizure at the bus.

And all the Spanish people pointed at me speaking in Spanish.

I'm like, why don't you call the AMS she's having a seizure.

And I'm like, boy, I got a phone on me.

So I called the AMS.

And they gave me instructions on what to do.

And I'm like, yeah, hold her hand.

But it's down that way.

I'm like, OK, I'll do that.

I didn't go nerve.

But she was like, ah, I want you.

I want you to feed me the food.

I've seen her mother grow.

What did that have to do with a bunch of Spanish people?

What?

You mentioned a bunch of Spanish people.

Why Spanish people?

Yeah, that would be great.

They're so nice.

I like them more.

But why was it?

Thank you, Terrence.

Wow.

Speech impediment.

Terrence is definitely high this morning.

He's having a big day.

They doubled up his circle.

Holy crap.

I don't know what I just heard.

He saved somebody.

I heard that.

All the Spanish people wouldn't do anything.

I don't know.

But somebody was having it.

Spaniards?

I don't know, man.

Sir Minus, walk in the Appalachian Trail.

Where are you?

So for guys, I'll reset.

We've got a caller that calls in once a week

and he is walking from Maine to Georgia

on the Appalachian Trail for the past several months.

How many miles a day are you covering?

Anywhere from 15 to 20.

18 is that perfect sweet spot where I'm not too tired

and I feel like I've done a great day.

I'm at Small Axe Farms right now.

Just outside the Shenandoah National Park.

I just did a little work-for-stay

so I could have some time to chill in the bed.

I cut some grass, picked up some shingles.

A few days ago I did a work-for-stay

where I picked up a whole bunch of walnuts for two hours.

I've been kind of doing work-for-stays

to keep myself in a bed every other night.

Are you still moving or did you stop?

Because last week you were at a commune.

No, I was...

Sounds like they hooked you.

No, I'm still moving.

I'm still moving.

I go from place to place.

But these hostels that are along the trail,

they have work-for-stays that they let you do

instead of having to pay for a bed for the night.

All right.

So Shenandoah National Forest,

it sounds like you're getting closer to Georgia.

Oh yeah, every day.

I'm going to be in Virginia for a whole month.

It's 550 miles.

So if anyone wants to come and join me on the trail,

if it's listening, I'm going down south.

I'll be just south of the Shenandoah National Park

in the following week.

So there's a thing on trail, John.

It's called trail angels and they provide trail magic.

People just show up and they provide food

and help the hikers and get to meet them

and hang out with them.

Do you guys think that you'll be in Virginia,

North Carolina, Tennessee, or Georgia?

No, I'm not going to join Forest Gump

on his walk across America.

I mean, we've been doing this with you for six weeks now,

and now you're trying to drag my ass into it.

I'm out.

Oh no, I just want to meet you at a bar

like you do for the college football stuff.

Okay, we'll do something.

I've got a heart out in five seconds.

I've got a boogie.

Thank you for the update.

We will talk to you next Saturday.

Hey, how do they find you online real quick?

JCW hikes the AT.

Oh, he's changed it.

Oh, wow.

JCW hikes plural.

Hikes plural, hikes the AT on Instagram.

And AP is for Appalachian Trail.

JCW hikes the AP.

J.D., we add that to our Facebook page.

Thank you guys.

Absolutely.

Good luck.

I'm glad that you named your journey after us.

I'm flattered.

That's awesome.

We'll be right back.

I'm on the way.

Feel like making it.

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Now, John Clay Wolf.

John Wolf and the whole show out here at Texas Motor Speedway.

Good guys.

Actually, the good guys a lot in Custom Show.

Thousands and thousands of amazing cars out here.

Beautiful day.

Couldn't beat it if you're by chance listening to us in North Texas.

Come on and see us.

Texas Motor Speedway.

I'm 35-year-114.

You can't possibly miss it.

It's like the size of a city.

Come on and see us.

We'll be here at least until noon.

Barbecue's firing up.

We have t-shirts for sale right next to us here.

People keep coming.

Hey, man, can I have my t-shirt?

Yes.

Go buy one over there.

We're working on the merch.

We're radio people.

We're getting our merch straight now, by the way.

Oh, we really?

Yeah.

We can change it?

Oh, yeah.

I've been working on that this week.

Hey, there's somebody who wrote me a...

You can go to JCWShow and click email.

John, it does go to me.

And they asked when our car show is...

It's going to be November 15th in Walnut Springs.

You can go to walnutspringsrally.com.

And, JD, if you'll put that on the Facebook, I'd appreciate it.

Just plug that...

Put that Walnut Springs rally so people can go in there and start registering.

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Tim in Ohio wants to know why we put speech impediment tarance on the radio when we can't

understand him.

Tim, you don't...

You there?

Hello.

Yeah.

Yes.

Why do you hate speech impediment tarance?

Well, you guys just said you didn't understand what he said.

I don't think anybody listening understood what he said.

You just wasted time.

Hey, the guy's an idiot.

Thank you, Tim, in Ohio.

He's not an idiot.

He's just speech impediment.

And we're...

You're giving him a platform.

I'm giving him a platform.

You got to give everybody a platform.

I don't know what he said.

They doubled up on his circle and he wants a Trumpy Bear.

What's hard to understand?

And then he went into some other rants.

Yeah, there was other stuff.

So, we've got a guy that's marching across the country in our honor now.

JCW, what is it called?

Hikes AP?

Yep.

JCW hikes the AP.

The AP.

JD, did you get that put on our face?

I haven't got it yet.

It's a little behind.

We're behind.

Go ahead.

He's a little busy.

I'm getting it.

It's okay.

You want the truth?

Yes.

We're out here.

The sun is in my eyes and I cannot see my computer screen.

So, it's very difficult.

But I am doing it.

Not complaining, are you?

Speech impediment tarance calls in.

Blind enduring calls in.

Joe Exotic from prison is going to call in here in a minute.

We have an interesting category of folks here.

Did you watch the TCU game last night, Turley?

I did not.

I saw that they lost there at the end of the field goal.

Arizona State won that game.

So, I did see the end of, now I'm drawing a blank.

Not Arizona State, but Florida State, yeah.

In Virginia.

And did you see how fast Virginia's fans rushed the field when they won the game in double overtime?

No, I was watching the TCU game.

I've never seen a crowd rush the, I mean like, as soon as the ball was incomplete.

Really?

They were on the field, like halfway through.

It's like, it's almost encouraged, I think they were telling them, you know what,

everybody line up, get into sprinter stance.

As soon as it's incomplete, hit the field.

There was a guy for Virginia that just disappeared.

I hope he's alive right now because it looked like he could have got trampled.

It was quite a feat.

If you want to stream it, just go online.

You'll see it on there.

Maybe he's that missing pilot.

Maybe.

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We've got back tracks.

I don't think I want to do that right now.

What have you got in the news, Jay?

We've got strange things happening in Connecticut.

Connecticut is a state you don't really think there would be a problem with marrying your first cousin.

But apparently there is.

Apparently it's a big thing there.

A law has just been officially passed in Connecticut.

If you want to marry your first cousin, you only got about a week to do it.

You want to hurry up because in a week it becomes illegal.

Here's some people in the state talking about the brand new law.

You can't marry your cousin until number one.

It's pretty wild.

I mean, I would have never thought about marrying my first cousin.

It didn't really enter my mind.

But you know, hey, whatever floats your boat.

I did get married not to my cousin though last year.

Hi, honey.

It's just so wrong because of the birth defects.

I think people love who they love and the government should have no say in that.

Different strokes for different folks, but you know, it's going to mess up the DNA a little bit.

If you start mixing and crossing those wires.

Call in right now.

This is an emergency.

800-800-7234-800-800 radio.

I want to hear about firsthand knowledge of people marrying their first cousins.

I'll listen to a second cousin story, but I'm really more interested in first.

Do you remember the scene in the Wolf of Wall Street when he was talking about marrying his first cousin?

Oh, yeah.

And he was like, what were you going to do if the kid had problems?

He said, well, we're just going to drive it out into the woods and just leave it there.

God.

Do you not remember that?

Oh, yeah.

It was the funniest scene ever.

They're talking about doing another Wolf of Wall Street.

DeCaprio said he wants to do another one.

Oh, like a continuation of the story?

Yeah, I don't know how it would, but...

Well, he does a whole bunch of stuff right now.

He's a con man.

Yeah, exactly.

He's a good old con man.

Straight up, good old-fashioned con man.

A lot of them out there.

That guy that I bought all those Corvettes from got arrested in Miami.

They took him off his yacht.

Really?

I got a video of the Sheriff's Department banging on this monster, like, 150-foot yacht door.

Come out police.

They towed away.

They impounded his yacht.

What did he do?

Be a con man.

Con man.

Oh, he's...

Okay, just a con man.

He was straight forever, and then he went con man and started hustling people on business

deals saying, invest with me, invest with me, invest with me, and then they get all this

money and they start living this crazy lifestyle.

Same thing that Jordan Belford did.

He went to stock trader.

He was a con man.

Also, the guy that did the fire festival?

Yep, con man.

Con man.

And he came around and tried to do it again.

And he'll get it done again because people love to fall for con.

It's the damn thing.

They're rich kids and they have a lot of money and a lot of time.

Are they doing it?

They tried to set it up and I believe it got killed in the early stages.

So, I hear the Texas Motor Speedway right now.

Good guys.

So, they've got an ass car on the track.

I hear it running.

It's not a normal car.

A lot of customers are driving by and they're taking them out there right now.

I'm going to get somebody to come over here and talk to us about their cars.

Some of these cars are amazing.

It's just beautiful.

You hear the ass car in the background?

Yeah, I was out there all day.

It was awesome.

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Turley, who's the big game today?

Oh, you want to do picks or just the tees of a picks?

Whatever.

I mean, there's enough.

There's a lot of great games today for college football.

We can get started.

We can do half now.

So, last week, John, you did well.

Thank you.

You made a comeback.

Well, I actually slowed down and thought about it.

A lot of times, I picked the town that has our most listeners in, so I don't make them

mad knowing that that's the wrong pick.

But last week, I said, I don't care.

I'm going to come back.

You were down 225, and now you're only down 125.

That's good.

You went ahead to five games.

You won three out of the five.

So, good job.

Thank you.

I mean, I was worried.

I thought I was going to get swept on those games.

So, the big games, the first one we want to hit up is at 230, Central Time on A, B,

C, number four, LSU at number 13, Ole Miss.

That's going to be so fun.

I've got a friend there right now.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

I heard the tailgating is amazing there.

It's the best.

I had a friend that went there.

What's the line?

Is it a push?

Well, it is one and a half point favor for Ole Miss.

Because they're home.

And that's really not a favorite, if you think about it,

because you usually get three points.

Ole Miss has got a backup quarterback that's doing really well right now.

He's a run-pass kind of guy.

But LSU's defense, I mean, have you seen him?

They're great.

Oh, it's really good.

So, John, does the LSU defense hold Ole Miss?

Yeah, I'll go with the Tigers.

It's just my team anyway.

I'm kind of the same way, because Ole Miss doesn't show up for big games.

And this is a big one.

They're at home.

And I was there for a big game versus A&M two years ago in the Grove,

and they showed up.

Yeah, but, I mean, A&M wasn't...

I don't know.

It's a different story.

Two years ago, they were okay.

Because your kid wouldn't enroll there yet?

Exactly, yes, because he wasn't enrolled there yet.

I agree with you.

I think LSU's D is going to stop them and upset them.

Hey, let's get to some more picks in a minute,

because we've got a marrying cousin story on the line, too.

Oh, perfect.

Good morning, Tom in Florida.

Hey, how's it going?

Good.

You're in the air.

Yeah.

Got a friend of the family down in Mississippi.

And his name's Jemmy.

I don't recall the cousin woman's name, but...

Go ahead.

Yeah, they got married and had a child.

I mean, the kid came out kind of messed up.

Oh, yeah?

A couple of hands, or extra hands?

I point in one direction, and I guess I haven't seen him in years,

but disabilities, so...

Next on the main stage is your favorite dancer, disability.

Yeah, but...

Is he mad?

Is he cognitive, or is he, like, very under the weather?

No, he's slow.

He's slow.

He's got issues, and I mean, I thought when they got together,

I'm like, man, I was just telling my wife, too,

before they had the kid.

It's, man, I hope they have kids.

Everything's all right, sure enough.

I mean, remember that guy?

I can't remember the actor, but he had always the one eye

that kind of pointed the other direction.

From Saturday Night Live, the one that's on the Adam Sandler?

Yeah.

That's how this kid's going to end up.

I mean, it's just...

There you go.

Tom in Florida firsthand knowledge.

There's a reason that it's against the law to marry your cousins.

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Tony in Clearwater, Florida.

You've got a 17 Porsche 911 Turbo.

Yes, automatic.

How many miles?

3,000, believe it or not.

I like that.

What color?

Oh, shit.

I don't remember.

She's in California, so I'm waiting for her to get over.

She's transporting it over.

God, I can't remember what color it is.

I mean, if you want to sell it, if you hadn't moved it yet,

I can just buy it in California.

We've got offices all over California.

So is it a Turbo or a Turbo S?

Who's she?

Turbo.

Okay.

Who is she?

My wife.

Oh, okay.

And she's in California, and she's bringing it back to me.

Yeah, she's German, so her command of English language isn't so great.

Let's get her on the phone.

I'd like to hear it.

Good, dog.

My wife's Danish, and when we...

I don't understand.

Oh, God, leavein' glass and globin'.

It's a 17 Turbo.

I mean, have you ever seen the car?

Is it white?

Is it red?

Is it black?

Is it silver?

I don't recall, to be honest with you.

How rich are you?

She's over there in California doing investment.

I'm not that rich.

She's the one that's got all the money.

Somebody's rich if they've got a 3,000-mile Porsche Turbo,

a 911 Turbo, and you're so rich you don't even know what color it is.

You don't know what color it is?

I don't know.

Let me guess.

Beige?

I don't know.

That's the worst color beige, so the price just went down.

Do I need to...

Can you sell it, or do I need to be talkin' to the German?

No, when she gets over here, she's transporting it over to Florida.

So when she gets here to Florida, then I can speak more intelligently.

How old are you?

I'm trying to get out of a ballpark with word.

How old are you?

I'm 66.

How old is she?

66.

38.

There we go.

Now it's all coming together, boys and girls.

All coming together.

Okay.

Yeah, well, you know, why buy a used model when you can get a younger one?

Agreed.

Hey, when I got a divorce the first time, my ex-wife's like, why did you go so

young?

And I was like, listen, darling, I wasn't planning on my car block.

My car blowing up and breaking down the side of the road.

But since it did, I went and bought a new one under warranty.

Yeah, I heard...

I was having a lousy day and I heard you this morning and I said, wow, this is great.

Smile again.

No, this car's awesome.

I really want this car badly.

How long ago had it?

She's had it brand new, 2017.

Why is she married to you if she's rich and young and beautiful and German?

She just knows a good thing when she sees it, I guess.

I don't know.

Okay.

You know what?

Younger women like mature men because there's no games.

It's all sincere.

How long have you all been together?

Yeah.

Three years.

And do you live apart?

She just does...

She's doing investments like some weird shit.

I don't know what it...

Excuse me.

This is the second one.

Tony, I got it.

I'll catch you later.

You dropped the S-bomb on me twice and I like you.

And I know you're just comfortable.

But with the radio stations, if I've got to dump somebody twice, I'll get in trouble

if I don't hang up on you.

So bye, Tony.

With the dump limit.

That's a great...

You know what?

Cudos of that guy.

Getting a German 40-year-old.

Mike and Arkansas.

When we come back, we want to talk about these cousins and breeding.

What were you going to...

You had a comment about it?

I mean, you're in Arkansas, so I moved you to the front of the line.

Yeah.

I mean, I appreciate that.

Much respect.

Here's a town down in the southern kind of central Arkansas.

A town called Blue Ball.

And I'm not lying.

I was looking up and they married cousins down there.

And the last one, they had kids that married down there.

He was born with two balls.

So I guess it was a good thing going.

All right, Mike and Arkansas.

Thank you.

We'll be right back.

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Right.

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We've lost connection.

We haven't been right since COVID, man.

We don't talk.

We don't interact.

We don't chit chat no more.

I remember time in the stores, man.

We used to have greeters.

And every store used to have a greeter.

They used to have people at the front door of the store

whose only job it was was to just say hello.

Connection mattered to companies.

And it was extra special if you went to the store

and you was black because they had an employee

that would follow you around.

We was connected.

Oh, yeah.

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Texas Motor Speedway.

The weather is perfect.

Thousands and thousands of really cool cars.

And most importantly, Bobby Brown is here live in person.

Yeah.

All of us.

Like it goes a lot of times, I just kind of woke up here.

I don't hurry up.

We're having a rough morning.

Brian in Oklahoma.

Yeah.

Tell me about it.

Hey, what's going on?

Well, my nephew, he's here with me, too.

Good.

The other day, he tells me, oh, I met this girl at my grandma's house.

I'm like, oh, yeah?

What is she doing over there?

It's like, well, I think that her mom used to be my grandma's niece.

I'm like, I was thinking it was marriage deal.

We'll come to find out her grandma's or his grandma's brother is that girl's

grandpa.

You know, are they a thing?

Huh?

Are they a thing?

Yeah, they're a thing.

Are they doing it?

They're living together, banging it out and everything else.

There you go.

Cleveland, Louisiana.

How you doing?

Good.

I noticed all these cousin kissing calls are coming from the deep south.

This is eye-opening.

Go ahead.

All right.

After Katrina, I moved to Kentucky for seven years.

And that's where all my mama's side of the family is.

Well, the girl I was with, we decided to get married.

So when we went to the courthouse, first question asked us if we were related.

So we found that funny.

And then later on as we're up there, we meet these people and cousins marry

first cousins up there.

It's like a normal thing.

I had a cousin that was attracted to me.

And it was kind of weird, you know, because I ain't seen her in like 30

years, even though it's a blood relative.

It didn't feel like it, you know, but I knew it was wrong.

Well, anyway, my first cousin was dating my sister and the family in Kentucky

thought it was okay when my daddy, it just, it turned him, I mean, way.

He just put his head down and shook it.

And I did my best to split him up, you know, but it's the normal.

Spray water on him.

Like dogs.

Down here.

Yeah.

I mean, and the children that they have, I mean, they have all their limbs,

but they, they throw it off.

And it's like they said for disability.

I believe they do this to get checks.

You got six, seven kids in the house all getting a check.

Throw it off.

Get checks.

Oh, damn.

Clive, you make my day.

Down here.

We had two cousins that say we had an uncle that's uncle by marriage,

but the nanny would be in the bloodline.

And when they got married down here in the south, we didn't know what

side of the hall was sit on because it's all relatives.

Thank you, Clive.

Wow.

He's speaking truth is what he's speaking.

There's no question.

And they're all getting government checks.

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David in Florida, 96 Jaguar XJS convertible with 108,000 miles.

You there?

Yes, sir.

On a scale of 1 to 10.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how nice is it?

I'd say about 8 and 9.

Okay.

I've always been in the garage.

Everyone comes out on weekends for a church.

Cars are bad about breaking down.

Really?

Mine's never broke down.

Well, it says you want 12,000 for it.

You're getting offers near there.

Why have you not taken it?

Because those cars are terribly hard to resell.

I guess that's another reason I just thought, you know, and now that my aunt passed away

and it was her car, I'm going to let it go.

Okay.

I'll give five grand.

Work on that.

See what you think.

I think I'm more right than you realize.

And once you start working on it, you'll see what I mean.

Go to GiveMeTheVin.com.

Oh.

Is Johnny Cash around anywhere?

Johnny Cash.

We actually have him out here, believe it or not, the good guy's road and custom car show

at Texas Motor Speedway.

He's walking up to the booth right now.

Hey, John.

Man, that's amazing.

I know he's out here with us.

Crazy.

He's going to put his headset on there.

Help him out there.

Absolutely right now.

It's a hill of a long walk from the pearly gates.

I know.

A lot of nice rides out here.

Oh, I'm Johnny Cash.

John, this week's mail from General Entry Reads.

Hello.

My name is Irish.

I'm in the BOP for 52 grams of ice.

Some fool had on him during a motel raid.

Wrong place.

Wrong time kind of deal.

When I was at FMC in Fort Worth, I could catch a show every weekend.

Up here in the mountains of Hazelton, the FCI, I've barely been able to catch

the show.

Does Tiger King still call in every Saturday?

Yep.

You're calling this morning?

Man, I like that guy.

You know, I've been up here for 20 months now.

Warning to people.

Stay far away from here if you can.

Besides the fact that over 500 homosexuals are running around the place.

It's pretty messed up other than that, too.

This warden keeps the prison locked down.

If somebody has to go to solitary, this is true.

And there's no room in there.

Well, the entire cell block stays down until room becomes available.

Times, it can be two weeks.

That's most of September and looking like some of October, maybe.

When did prison do group consequences?

You know, if one person gets a shot on the block, the whole unit's commissary

spend limit drops to $25 a week.

WTF.

BOP has a $360 spend limit.

Here, you're lucky to be allowed to be spending $100 of your own dollars.

In the solitary unit, it's a madhouse.

George Hazleton, FCI.

Staff got away with five murders.

Lieutenant shot his brains out after working the parking lot.

WTF does that say?

Just saying.

So anyone thinking of trying to come to West Virginia, just stay put where you are.

I'm not sure if you'll even get this or read it if so.

That'd be very cool.

But I tell you, they call me Irish.

What's up with you putting me on your Instagram?

I get no mail after eight years down, out of sight, out of mind.

Just a thought.

I'm sending a photo in my info.

Hey, do me a solid.

Hook a bro up.

I'd appreciate it.

If not, it's cool.

I'm 49 years old, releasing to San Antonio when the time comes.

And I'd welcome all mail.

I am one cool-ass white boy.

That's what he says right there, John.

One cool-ass white boy, sincerely.

Spencer Ray Fitzpatrick, FCI.

Hazelton, Brewston Mills, West Virginia.

Bartender, if you've got mail from Jill, just send it on down the line to us here at PO Box 471517.

That is in Fort Worth, Texas.

The zip code is 76147.

Thank you, Johnny Cash.

And thank you, guys.

We've got to take a break.

We're going to play a song.

We'll be back in a momento.

Poor for four.

My name's John Clay.

We'll buy cars on the radio for America's best car buyer.

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We also buy RVs, motorcycles, travel trailers,

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And give me the VIN.com.

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show, presented by GiveMeTheVin.com.

Let's think with our big head.

Call in 800-800-RADIO.

I like to see a happy end.

Now, John Clay Wolf.

Okay, Pre-K, Pre-K. Good morning, everybody.

It is September, the 27th Saturday.

It's gorgeous outside.

Welcome to autumn.

Pre-K, let's do white, black, Latino, or other.

Let's get it, man.

For real.

It's everybody's favorite game show where I read a new story.

And y'all just, you know, guess the general vibe that it gives.

You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge.

All right, y'all.

So this week, we might have a moment of silence

for the dear family guinea pig that was put to rest.

All this family was trying to do was bury a beloved rodent

when here comes the crazy neighbor tripping again.

Apparently, our suspect heard two teenagers in a backyard

next to his having a funeral for their pet

in the middle of the night.

And this just set him off the edge.

The man got into an argument with the teens.

And next thing you know, bam.

Gunshots ring out at the funeral like a mob movie.

One teen was shot, who thankfully recovered,

and our suspect was taken in a month later.

He has a previous record of evading arrest and marijuana possession.

But this time, he's booked for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

So it sounds like he'll get to be the guinea pig in jail now,

but was he white, black, Latino, or other?

Bobbo, you go first.

Oh, man.

Gunshots inside the house?

Yeah.

In the backyard.

Guinea pig murder?

Guinea pig death.

Funeral.

I'm going to go other.

That feels like an Asian crime to me.

So one more time about the guinea pig.

Color that up.

I got lost.

So basically, two teenagers were burying a guinea pig

in their backyard.

The neighbor started tripping,

some gunshots during an argument,

and where the neighbor, the teenagers got shot

over a guinea pig funeral.

So are we trying to guess the ethnicity of the neighbor

or of the guinea pig owners?

Well, the shooter, but, hey, extra points if you guess

the guinea pig.

They're definitely white.

Yeah.

Only white people do that kind of stuff.

Yeah.

I mean, come on.

Neighbor's Latino.

No, they don't bury guinea pigs.

Come on.

I don't think Latinos have guinea pigs.

I don't know.

Probably not.

Yeah, they do.

You know, there's a lot of, there's a lot,

you got to go through a lot of paperwork to get processed.

If it was a rooster, yes, I would say then.

But rooster.

I'm, I'm, I'm just going to say old, weird white.

Yeah, I mean.

Old white.

I'm not just going white.

Old white over the age of 55.

I'm going, I'm going to go white,

Hasidic Jew.

Why?

Oh.

Because it's a late night.

He's, he's wanting his sleep and a funeral.

That's just kind of, did it happen this week?

Cause there was a Jewish holiday this week.

Correct.

That's where I was going with.

The fact that the car market is what we heard.

Sort of did, huh?

Okay.

What's up?

I'm JD, what you got?

Yeah.

I was going to go Latino for the neighbor

and white for the guinea pig.

All right.

Pre-K, what we got?

Okay.

So we got a few whites, a little Latino.

I'm going to go black for the guinea pig barriers

just to be a contrarian.

Okay.

So our culprit is 46 year old John Dixon,

a black man had enough of that damn crying

over a glorified rat.

Good job.

John just sneaks in there, snipes it right at the end.

How old was Mr. John Dixon?

46.

Oh.

800-800-7234-800-800 radio.

Fred and Pittsburgh, what you got?

Well, I got this ancestor story.

Quick.

That sounds long.

Just the way you open that sounds like

we're going to be sitting here for five minutes.

I need it in 30 seconds.

Okay.

Here you go.

16-8, I had two first cousins that got married in the family.

This is back up in Massachusetts.

So everything went well.

Nothing seemed to be surprising or everything.

And then we moved to Pittsburgh.

Okay.

I just wanted to tell you we moved to Pittsburgh

and then we started with the Scotch Irish

and was in the whiskey rebellion

and we were on the whiskey side

and old George Washington came in and took us out.

Thank you.

What?

Just a moment in history from Fred in Pennsylvania.

I mean, you know, it's just a little bit of everything.

Wild Bill and Baton Rouge, what you got?

Hey, how you doing, John?

How's everybody?

What you got?

What you get?

I ain't hurt her.

Bye.

I just, too many pleasantries.

I'm not feeling that pleasant.

800-800-723, we haven't done that in a while

where people just rapid-fire in call and the rule.

You cannot.

I want to do that next.

Call in now.

No pleasantries.

No, hi, John.

No, love the show.

No, how are you doing?

Just give us a quick hit of what's on your mind.

I'll stir it up for you.

Jimmy Kimmel getting pulled off the air,

getting put off the air,

or getting put back on the air.

President Trump tariffs.

That's on your mind?

The assassination two weeks ago, Kirk.

That's on my mind.

Just boom, boom, boom.

Why don't you do the two-minute drill

and what Reiner used to call it?

Yeah, you just do it real quick.

Yeah, just what's on your mind.

800-800-723-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800.

What's on your mind, JD?

You've only been doing that number for 20 years.

You can start it.

Well, you brought up Jimmy Kimmel.

He returned to late night TV on Wednesday night.

And here's some of his opening comments where he, once again, cries, cut number three.

I've been hearing a lot about what I need to say and do tonight.

And the truth is, I don't think what I have to say is going to make much of a difference.

If you like me, you like me.

If you don't, you don't.

I have no illusions about changing anyone's mind.

But I do want to make something clear because it's important to me as a human.

And that is, you understand that it was never my intention to make light of the murder of a young man.

And the award goes to...

I posted a message on Instagram that Dave's killed sending love to his family and asking for compassion.

And I meant it.

I still do.

Nor was it my intention to blame any specific group for the actions of what...

It was obviously a deeply disturbed individual.

I don't think the murderer who shot Charlie Kirk represents anyone.

This was a sick person who believed violence was a solution.

And it isn't ever.

So there you go.

He's back.

Everybody brought him back.

All the other networks...

We've got two minutes.

Let's go.

Florida, you're on the air.

Go.

What's on your mind?

My sausage may not be 12 inches, but it smells like a foot.

Bangor, Maine.

You're on the air.

Go.

Too slow.

You got to go quick, guys.

Texas.

San Antonio, San Antonio, San Antonio, Texas.

You're on the air.

Go.

It's you.

Yeah, the NFL does not need a Taylor Swift.

Mitch in Tulsa, Oklahoma.

Go.

Good question for you, John.

Does the FTC ultimately control free speech in America?

Houston, Texas.

You're on the air.

Go.

Hey, where are the white women at?

737 area code.

Go.

You're on the air.

What's on your mind?

Man, you sound like a pawn shop guy.

Decatur, Huntsville, Alabama.

Go.

JD's shirt looks like he gets his fashion advice from Gaffier's garbage can.

Mark in Houston.

Go.

Wow.

As an owner of a V01 Camaro, I take offense to you saying we should get our cars taken

away for spinning the tires.

Highland Park, Illinois, Chicago.

Go.

They dropped.

Speech impediment here.

It's real quick.

Go.

Yes.

I was at the first Highland Hills, but what's on my mind?

Clearwater, Florida.

Go.

Charlie was a good man, and Jimmy Kimmel was a dick.

Wild Bill, go.

My friend said he had sex with his second cousin.

I told him to stop counting.

Steve, Rico Suave, go.

Happy birthday, feisty.

Crab, California, go.

I'm going to see the who's last concert ever in Palm Springs.

Temple, Texas, go.

Why are we still using change?

We need to stop printing pennies, nickels, and dimes around everything up to the quarter.

Raleigh, North Carolina, go.

Hey, there was like up to 57 native aircraft in the air because of all the provocations

from last night.

How long do you think it's going to be until World War III?

Rick and Houston, go.

I can't believe how idiotic the left liberals are.

Clearwater, Florida, St. Pete, go.

Oklahoma, go.

Man, did you ever catch a fish?

Houston, go.

That's on his mind.

Did you ever catch a fish?

Fort Worth, Texas, go.

What's on your mind?

Maggie and Memphis, go.

Hey, National Guard are going to be here Monday.

All right, and there you have it.

Josefio, 69, office.

He was giving them the business.

We'll be right back.

At JCWShow.com, you're listening to the John Clay Wolf Show.

And we're back to the good guys, Rod and Custom Show, Texas Motor Speedway,

John Clay Wolf, Bobby Brown, me, I'm J.D. Ryan.

We're here all day, and we're at least until 12 o'clock.

The activity is going all day, and tomorrow, 2,000s and 1,000s.

Just beautiful Rod and Customs out here.

Come on, see us.

Music, fun, food, the barbecue smells delicious.

And I believe we have Joe Exotic.

Joe Exotic, a.k.a. Tiger King, a.k.a. Prince Albert.

Good morning, you're on the air.

What's up?

Hey, Joe.

You all doing all right?

Yeah, somebody got mauled.

One of your old Tiger Handlers got mauled last night.

A guy named Ryan Eastley got fatally mauled this week.

Yeah, I kept his Tigers for him one winter about 15, 18 years ago.

And that's really all I had to do anything with him.

He got killed almost a week ago now, yeah.

But, you know, when you force a Tiger to jump through hoops of fire

and walk balance beams and stuff, you know, your day's coming.

I mean, look at St. Friedanoi.

Yep.

So that's what he did wrong?

Is he just pissed him off?

Or her?

I mean, you know, I've been around the circus.

People don't like me very much because I don't lie for them.

But, you know, you make a Tiger do that kind of stuff.

They beat them pretty bad, you know, when they're first learning.

And, you know, they don't forget that.

So what keeps them from attacking the trainers when they're beating them?

Well, normally, okay, I actually provided Tigers for Ringland Brothers

and Barnum and Bailey for their show.

And their trainers, when you're training a Tiger for an act like that,

they don't even want them until they're a year old

because they don't want them to come out into the ring and rub on them

and have that trainer bond.

He actually has to be scared of them, to a point, you know.

And when they start them out as a year, you know,

a yearling Tiger is not going to kill you.

It might scratch up a little bit, but it's not going to kill you.

So they start them out, you know, when they're only a year old

and at the time they're 300, 400 pounds,

they've already had that sense knocked into them.

I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often than how you're explaining it.

And they actually do remember the old days

when Daddy'd come home drunk and beat us up all the kids.

There's not that many Tiger acts left in America is why it doesn't happen that much here,

but it happens overseas a lot still.

Why are there not many Tiger acts left in America?

We're on the air with Joe exotic.

Animal rights people.

Peter pretty much shut them all down.

How do they get the elephants to do that stuff?

That's even worse.

Why?

They beat them hard elephants.

Hey, I'm out of minutes.

This thing is beeping already because I was on hold for so long.

But guys, I appreciate you having me and take care of it.

It's getting crazy in it.

All right, man. Thanks, sir.

See you, Bob.

Joe exotic, the Tiger King aka Prince Albert.

If you don't know why we call him Prince Albert, look it up.

JD knows firsthand.

I do not know firsthand.

Left hand.

I do not.

You know, John, I'm seeing pictures of some people that live pretty near us

of these Panthers out there.

Oh, yeah, the Panthers.

We broadcast from the Red River Valley, basically, right?

We've never had anything like that.

What's going on?

Where are the Panthers?

And what do you smell?

River Valley up north of Fort Worth.

I know you've seen pictures, too, man.

Well, I've seen some cats out here in Bosque County.

Mountain lunch, yep.

God, that's terrifying.

That's like my biggest, my biggest phobia fear, man, is like seeing a giant cat in a while.

Like when you go, when you're out here by yourself at the ranch and walk out there

and I hear you singing around the corner and you don't realize I'm hearing

you're smoking and drinking and peeing all at the same time out on the porch?

Do you think that's what a mountain line is going to take you?

I don't know, but sometimes, I mean, it's, you know, it's dark out there, right?

Yeah.

I don't, I don't stray too far from the door, man, at night anymore.

Oh, car show, November 15th.

Walnut Springs, Texas.

Go to Walnut Springs Rally.

People ask you, hey, when's your next car event?

It is November 15th in Walnut Springs, Texas.

Register your car for the show and bring your rides and all that stuff.

November 15th.

Adam Corolla is playing, too.

I got to get the date.

It's in November.

I hadn't put it up yet.

He's coming to town.

Oh, to Dallas?

Yeah.

And so is he going to do anything at the nut?

Yeah.

Nice.

No, he's coming to Walnut.

Oh, he's going to actually, okay.

He's got to get a gig in Houston that he's coming up here for Saturday night.

I think it's November 22nd.

I'm going to get it.

Wow, that's awesome.

Yeah, it'll be fun.

800-800-7234-800-800-Radio.

JD, Ryan, what have you got in the news, sir?

When you've heard of, when the cops were stopping and frisking people,

there was an actual program called Stop and Frisk.

And they just randomly look at you.

You'd look like somebody that needed to be frisk.

They could stop and frisky.

Well, this, the onion is put up a viral.

The onion is put up a viral, a video viral.

The new tactics that cops are using in the Big Apple,

it's called the Stop and Kiss program.

John, you'll like this one.

Number two.

The policy, which allows officers to kiss anyone who they think looks suspicious,

has been the subject of criticism from those who say it's a violation of privacy

and a potential breach of constitutional rights.

Throwing my stuff on the ground, kissing me on my neck and face.

They push me up against the wall and start nibbling on my ear.

Every time I go out and I see a cop, I'm ready for him to come up,

ask me questions, and give me a little kiss.

Let's take a look at a disturbing cell phone video

that's been making the rounds on the internet.

Stop! Put your hands on your head.

Oh, come on, man, they just kissed me two blocks ago.

Come on, man, I didn't do it.

Shut up and let me kiss you.

What?

It'd be great if cops were just kissing instead of frisking.

You gotta love the onion, man.

It's from the onion. Needless to say, it's satire.

Jamie, what's this football story about cussing on the field?

Yeah, you've seen players cuss on the football fields.

A lot of times the camera's on them when they say,

you know, so you can tell what they're saying.

Thursday night football this week,

one of the Seattle Seahawks didn't agree.

He was being penalized for holding,

and he didn't like what the ref said.

He happened to be walked by the ref's microphone

when he decided to curse the ref out.

And the bleep is bleeped here.

And, of course, the announcers had something to say about it.

Cut number five, Michael.

Jackson Smith and Jigba, who didn't really need to make the hole,

was right in front of the ball carrier.

Offence number 11.

Ten-yard penalty, still first out.

He didn't look, did he?

He did. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Beautiful.

Speaking of football, last week I'm in Vegas

in the sports book at the Aria,

which is the best place to watch football

anywhere better than a stadium.

And I tell my wife, ask my wife,

hey, babe, will you go up to the counter

and tell them I'll take Miami,

500, 300 on Miami with the points.

So she's never done it before.

I'm going to screw this up.

I said, no, you won't. This is simple.

Miami, 300 with the points.

The bets still open.

The game is fixed to start.

So she calls me from the counter.

They said they're asking which Miami.

And I was like, tell them the Florida one.

So she said, Florida.

So the next day I go in to get my $600.

I was so excited about it

because I made a lot of bets that day.

And they all washed out on the app.

And I did that one at the counter.

And that one would make me a $300 winner

on all the bets I made.

So I did all this betting and made no money,

zeroed out.

And I did this 300 to win.

I was excited, just a matter of principle.

And I went and gave them my ticket

and they said this is not a winner.

And I was like, well, sure it is.

Miami outran the point spread.

And they said, that's not who you took.

Florida is who you took.

Oh, no.

She said Florida.

Which Miami, the one in Florida.

She just said Florida.

Right.

Florida.

And I said, this is wrong.

I have been wronged.

And they say, see the sign there?

It says, check your ticket.

I was like, OK, listen, I'm in a transactional business.

We do all this auction transactions,

gazillions of dollars.

There is a recording of this conversation.

No, there's not.

I said, yes, there is.

So I worked my way up to the manager

and they pulled the video.

But there's no audio.

I said, this is bull.

You've got audio on a sports desk.

There's no way y'all are taking these bets without recording.

And then she finally just said, hey,

I'm going to comp your room the next time you come.

So we got a three night comp.

Hey, that's not bad.

Which is worth more than 300.

Yeah.

It's worth more than that.

And I'm not a big gambler.

So I don't get comped rooms, huh?

You were not in any way in the right there.

You know that, right?

Anyway, they did a big favor for you there.

Because she messed up.

She said, Florida.

Well, they said, which Miami?

And she said, the one in Florida.

I mean, I wasn't there.

Are you sure that's how she said it?

Or they just said, which team?

And she said, Florida.

I guarantee that's what she did.

Because you told her which team.

You said the one in Florida.

So she went up to the gate and said,

I mean, they're right.

They're talking on the phone while this was going on.

Like she's at, she's listening.

She calls me in front of the lady.

She said, hey, which Miami game?

I said, the one that's on today, the one in Florida.

And so she said, Florida.

And they're like, OK, Florida.

That's what I put in.

Right.

So she was in the wrong.

But man, you worked your way to get some rooms out of it.

By the way, our picks.

We did the one already.

Yeah.

LSU at, we didn't actually pick it.

LSU versus out.

We both like LSU.

Yes.

We both like LSU versus Ole Miss.

We got to move the spread.

What points do you think LSU is going to win by?

I'll put it at, do they win by six?

I was going to say six and a half, yeah.

So it's five and a half or six and a half?

Five and a half.

OK.

You think LSU wins by five and a half?

Yes, I'll take that.

OK.

So you can get that one.

OK.

We'll be back in a minute.

My name's John Clay.

We'll do some more football picks.

It is Super Saturday football.

Call it cars.

Cars, cars, cars.

And cars are up next.

So lightning round right now.

Call in 800-800-7234.

800-800-7234.

800-800-800-radio.

800-800-800-8234.

800-800-800-radio.

Give me year.

Make model miles.

And I will bet on your car.

This is a sports book.

This is a car book.

That's what we're running.

I bet on cars.

I make odds, predictions.

I say I'll give 50 grand.

I'll give 1,500.

I'll give 150 grand.

And I'm betting that it might make a little money.

And sometimes it loses.

Actually, we have in our video, I lost four grand on that one from that customer

in California that promised me at 16 grand.

I was stealing it.

It lost 4,500 to be exact.

I wasn't stealing it.

So I was wrong on that one.

Call in.

I'll make a bet on yours if you want to sell it.

800-800-7234.

800-800-800-radio.

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

Bart in Texas, 25 Silverado half ton.

It says Pro 4K RC.

I don't know what that means.

4x4.

I'm just showing what 4x4 means.

What's an RC?

It's a 4x4.

RC don't know.

It's a 25 Silverado Pro model.

It's a platform pro, but single cab, short bed, four-wheel drive.

Single cab.

White color.

Single cab.

Short bed.

Single cab.

Short bed.

Pro.

Why am I not knowing what a regular cab is?

Is it a work truck?

It's a step above that.

Okay.

How many walls are there?

3,900.

What color is the grill?

Is it black or is it chrome?

Black.

It's black.

I need to see pictures of this truck.

Okay.

It says you want 36 grand for it.

The regular cabs are actually pretty good because there's not that many of them made, the short beds.

Right.

But the work truck's bad and I need to make sure, I need to see what it looks like to know what I can pay for it.

Because I'm not familiar with this pro package.

So go to GiveMeTheVin.com and load it up and take some pics and just attach them to your deal.

Go to GiveMeTheVin.com.

You can put it on your license plate number.

Boom, boom, boom.

It takes just a couple of seconds.

And then attach some pics off your phone and load right up and boom.

And we will get back with you.

Thank you very much.

Mark in Colorado.

What you got?

John Clay Wolfe.

Hi.

Hey man.

I just want to call and give you guys some props so they can hear it on the radio.

You bought a car from me a couple months ago.

Did transition.

Everything was great.

Superb people were awesome.

Couldn't ask for anything better.

Hell was better than going to Walmart.

That's what I'm all about, Walmart.

And then I really didn't watch and listen to your show for quite some time.

Never got into any podcast.

Never even seen who you were, what you looked like.

Saw you up there at Sturgis there with what's his face.

A gas monkey.

Then came home and watched the videos and knew that was you.

But just want to do props, man.

Say you guys have run a great operation.

Listen to your story.

Didn't know you're a motorcycle racer.

Sorry for your accident there, man.

You're getting around.

I'm going to go ride the morning with some buddies.

Going to go do about 30 miles cross-country loop in the morning with some buddies.

Sunday morning ride.

Right on.

We're trying to get out here today.

It's supposed to be 75.

So I just want to call and say great transaction.

You seem to be a great honest down-the-earth person.

Enjoy watching your shows and just wanted to get a call back and say that.

Thank you, sir.

In the videos, we've been having fun with those videos.

It's nice that they're finally starting to take off.

I think we had one like 250,000 hours watched it and 800,000 views last week,

which is exciting.

It's finally, that's been a long process.

We've been doing YouTube for two years and finally starting to take off.

Jesus Christ.

So check out our YouTube channel and we do have a new video going up at 12 Central today.

We're trying to push one out at 12 Central every Saturday.

There's a lot of editing that goes on and then it takes a lot of work.

So when we miss one, it's just because we're actually making good videos.

We're not just letting it roll and just doing them out there cheap style.

The guys are doing a really good job of making entertaining television,

if that's what you want to call it.

Matthew and Memphis, a 12-4 runner with a quarter million miles on it.

Well maintained.

Wants 8,000.

I don't know if a quarter million mile four runner is going to get to eight.

They are worth more than most cars with a quarter million miles on.

But I'm thinking five.

We might be between the five and the eight.

Go load it up and give me the then let me take a look at it.

Okay.

Thank you, sir.

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Are we live at the good guy's Rod and Custom Car Show, Texas Motor Speedway,

the John Clay Wolf Show after you're having a good time.

And Kenny's joining us.

Kenny, where'd you come from?

DeSoto, Texas.

He's not on.

His mic's not on.

Hold on.

Try it again.

Say hello.

Hello.

There he is.

There we go.

I can hear myself now.

Where'd you come from?

DeSoto, Texas.

Southwest Dallas County.

Yes, sir.

And what'd you bring with you?

I brought with me my 1970 Mach 1 428 Cobra Jet.

What's it got?

428.

It's a 428 automatic engine.

I restored it myself about 20 years ago.

Yes, sir.

I painted and everything.

How much more is a 428 worth than a 351?

Probably, John, I'd say about 15% to 20% more.

Now, if the 351's a four speed, they're pretty close.

But it's a real R car, 70 model.

I don't want to sell it.

Don't ask me if I want to sell it.

How much is it?

Is it 40 grand?

No, I don't want to.

I told you I don't want to sell it, man.

You know, I know money can buy anything.

Or a certain amount can buy something.

But no, it's part of me.

I spent five years doing it.

So coming out here and showing it

is worth the price of admission.

Is this your first time at Good Guys?

Oh, no.

I've been coming for about the last four or five years.

It's just, it's an awesome show.

When you say you did it yourself,

like did you really do it all yourself?

Did you do the paint?

Yes, sir.

I did all the paint in my garage.

I have a three-car garage and, you know,

shut the doors.

Had to get a respirator on to see through the fog.

Who taught you how to paint?

I kind of taught myself.

My dad helped me a little bit.

But I mean, I'm not a professional.

I just took a long time to do it.

Right.

It's hard to paint cars right.

It's hard to get the metal right.

I mean, you have to do more prep work

than what you think.

I've had to learn a lot.

You spray it with primer.

I mean, you sand it.

And then you do it about three more times

after you think you're finished.

Right.

Then you're finished, right?

Right.

And then the clearing.

You clear it.

You sand it in the up.

I gotta clear it again.

Sand it again.

Up.

Gotta clear it again.

Sand it again.

Polish, polish, polish.

And then in the garage,

the lighting's not real good.

So then you get it out in the sun.

You look, oh man,

how did I miss that spot?

But it's all good.

I had a good time doing it.

Did you see that 442,

that Resto Mod 442,

the battleship gray went out there?

I've seen him at car shows before.

Yeah, he has the blacked out bezels

on the car.

I know him.

That car is nice.

I've been next to him in a couple of car shows.

That car is beautiful.

It's nice.

It's something you don't see.

You know, for every one of those,

you see about 20 Chevelles.

So to see something a little bit different

like that, it's really cool.

Yeah, he did an amazing job.

I think he's got like 250 grand

in that rig.

Oh, at least.

At least.

It's in cool.

Well, cool.

Thanks for joining us.

Good to see you.

Yes, sir.

Oh, I'm already have, man.

I already have.

Jerry and Hazel.

What have you got?

We got a 58 Nomad 348 TRIPOWER car.

Factory air.

Two inch drop on the front.

Front disc brakes on it.

All original car.

Tell me about like graded on a scale

of 1 to 10.

10 being, you know,

you know what 10 is.

10 is absolutely perfect.

Probably six, seven.

All right.

I see I'm going to take a picture

of your phone number here

and I'm going to send it to Jason.

Love.

He's one of my classic

and collector gurus.

And I see what I see what you

want for it.

I think we'll do it.

Okay.

All right.

Thank you for calling in.

All right.

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Tom in Tennessee,

you've got an O1 Liggenfelter

Corvette 63,000 miles.

I don't think that that car,

I don't know.

I see you want 21 grand for it.

I don't know.

22.

Right.

Is it supercharged?

Perfect.

No, no.

It's naturally aspirated.

It's an L-S-1 Corvette

stroked with 383 soft words

internals by Liggenfelter

and it's been lowered a couple inches.

And you're hard pressed

to find a flaw on the factory paint.

Which one went to jail?

Was it Liggenfelter

or that guy at Houston?

I'm not sure.

I don't think Liggenfelter

ever went to jail.

I know he's dead.

Well, who's the other one?

Hennessy.

Yeah, yeah, that's right.

Liggenfelter,

60K, not normally aspirated.

I'm thinking.

They rated it at 475

course when they built it.

You know, like the wheels.

I've had it for about five years.

I've probably put about 2,000 miles.

This car's worth $10,000

without the Liggenfelter.

So you think the Liggenfelter

is 13 grand more?

Yeah.

You can't find a C5 Corvette

at 63,000 for $10,000.

Yeah, I can.

All day.

You can.

Yeah.

But anyway, thank you, sir.

We'll do some research.

All you got to do

is go to the auto auctions.

Go to the dealer sales.

Everybody says you can't buy

for this.

I mean, people buy from us

for this all the time,

and I beg them.

I mean, it's just,

you're just, you know,

you just got to dig a little

bit deeper.

You'd be surprised.

And I tell people,

if you've got a dealer friend,

get the dealer

to log into Mannheim

Simulcast.

Go to the,

give me the bin lanes

and you can buy these

cars from us

and pay your dealer friend

$500 or $1,000

for his, you know,

license.

And you can sit there

with them online.

It's all Simulcast

and we do the cars

in 60 seconds,

45 seconds.

It happens real quick

and it's easy.

So, I mean,

you had like a GM

classic car sale

this past weekend.

It really was.

Last week, so.

We had more Chevelle's,

GTO's,

Camaro's,

we had four

Generation 1

Camaro's this week

and everybody,

you know,

obviously we bought them

from people that understood,

but 80% of the people

you talk to,

if we offered

what we sold them for,

they would say,

absolutely not,

you're crazy, you're stupid.

Why are you so stupid?

So it's just

an opinion.

Yeah, everybody has

his opinions about,

oh my God,

it's this and it's that.

In his Lincoln Felter,

he may be right.

I've got to dig in a little bit.

I'm not impressed yet,

but sometimes I'm wrong.

Speaking of,

the video that's going up

today at noon

on the John Clay Wolf

YouTube station,

that channel,

Mike, it's pretty interesting.

It's the,

it's the Royal Family

from Dubai.

They've got 18

cars in a warehouse

in Dallas.

They bought them

for speculation.

And they've got like

200 total,

but they're selling these

18 and they're all

60s model Jags.

But there's one that's

a Pagoda Benz

and there's one little

1970 or something

Porsche 911.

I'm curious to see,

well, why would they buy

just those type of vehicles?

I was like,

why did you do it on Jags?

Why didn't you do it

on something that goes up?

These things have gone down.

Now there's

old, old, old Jags,

but,

and I offered them

a lot of money.

I mean, I offered them

600,000 for them.

And

we're still negotiating

right now.

But man,

it's going to be a big pain

in the ass.

These cars haven't been

started.

There's a lot of work.

I'm going to have to go to

a damn old folks home

in Britain to roll out

a bunch of 80 year old

mechanics and tell us

how to fix them.

Can't wait to see the video

just the,

all these Jags

in one room like that.

Tight room too.

I mean stacked tight.

You can't even walk

between them.

They must have got

some Chinese guys

I mean,

when you watch this video

and you'll see what I mean.

He's not a hater.

He's a Texan.

He's the accidental racist.

Troy in Iowa,

you,

looks and drives like new.

You want 12,000

for a

88 FIRO?

Formula.

Now what's the formula

in a,

is it a FIRO or a formula?

It's a FIRO formula.

They only made like

5,000 of them.

They're

supposedly rare.

They used the old

FIRO style

with the new Lotus suspension

and then they,

it's not got the arrow package.

Got the wing and all that.

Like 26 miles per gallon

with the V6.

Nobody cares.

I mean,

that's cool.

But I don't know.

I bought a pace car

for six grand the other day

or seven grand a FIRO.

And

I don't,

I think 12,000 is long

in the tooth,

but we'll definitely look it up.

I'm not,

oh, it's got 120,000

miles on it.

It's red.

It got,

it runs and drives

like it's new steel.

Clear coat got burnt

last few years

sitting in the drive.

Yeah,

it sounds like

you're way off on the money,

I think.

Well,

it does 12 to 15.

I've taken offers.

Loaded and give me the

VIN.com.

I see that you already did.

Bump him again.

Reply to him.

Say, John,

send this one to John.

Let me take a look.

Because this is a weird one.

I've been trained

to figure this out.

Actually,

I've got to train

myself a little bit

to figure this out.

Thank you.

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And now,

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Morning, everybody.

September 27th,

Saturday,

we're at the

good guys

car show,

Texas Motor Speedway

in North Texas.

Pre-K,

speaking of Texas,

I saw a video

that you put out

on your music stuff

and you were in the

stockyards in Fort Worth.

What was that all about?

Well, you know,

just having a good

old time sticking to

my country roots,

brother.

Yeah?

Yeah.

They don't have

many rap videos

filmed in the

stockyards.

Yeah, man,

they really don't.

So I figured it

was about time.

You know,

we bring some real

flavor to the stockyards.

Well,

this is,

I like what you're doing

here, Pre-K.

You're basically

making fun of

all this new

country rap

that's out there, right?

Thank you, thank you.

And I think you did

a good job with it.

Here you go.

Drop that Cadillac

giddy up and go now.

A giddy up,

a giddy up,

a gitbox SaddleUp

have another

go round.

A gitbox,

SaddleUp

have another

go around.

A gitbox

SaddleUp

have another go round.

A git Finance

SattleUp

Get on

a buddy

I've been here before.

You ain't dealing with

a rookie.

Shortie looking sweet,

kinda like a

she a good looking

wasn't a good looking

won't you come and get

it to me.

Now hold up.

Now get it, get it, go, do a split up on the pole

I'll say whoa, nah, oh wait a minute

A boat scoop buggy with a little wiggle in it

I'll say whoa, nah, oh wait a hour

Shorty is the bomb like a keg of gunpowder

I'm wide, I'm wide, ride Sally, ride

So if I bump into ya, don't be surprised

Hugs for my girls, high files for the guys

Roll cold, put that diesel in the drive

Drop back Cadillac, giddy up and go now

I dig it

Yeah, I think this one should get some radio play

That's almost the most commercial thing you've done Pre-K, outstanding job

Yeah

You could get a hit out of that

I sure appreciate it, partner

I sure appreciate it

Where do you find it?

What's that?

Where can people find it?

Go to Smash Squad World dot com

It's up on my YouTube and everything

And you can just holler at your boy

Did you send a copy of the video to Brayden, like I said?

Let's see, I did holler at Brayden

I'm going to text him right now

Tell him, man, we got to get this thing pushing

I saw the city of Fort Worth even liked it too

Yep

So, yeah, you might get a little traction there

Well, hell, let's keep these boats scootin' and boogiein', baby

Saddle up

God

Hell, yeah

After all this Pre-K ends up being a country artist

We're going to the CMAs, baby

It worked for me all day

Worked for Jelly Roll

Right, why the hell not?

Speaking of Jelly Roll

Yeah, exactly, go ahead

Post Malone and Jelly Roll wrapped up their worldwide tour this week

Jelly, I know you're going to be shocked

John gave an emotional speech

The final night, here's Jelly giving a shout out

To Posty, as he calls him

On the big final show, cut number eight

Nobody's ever took a beat to 30, 40 cities across the world

Gave me more money than anybody's ever gave me

To play a show open up for anybody like I

Everybody who works for you loves you, Post

There is a backstage crew of people who love you

We love you, Post

I love you

Thank you for bringing me on this tour

Your music saves people, Post

We love you, Posty

Wow

Wow, yeah

It gets a little wound up

I'm Jelly Roll and I'm here from the Lord

And the Lord brought me out of the ashes

From being a fat crack head in prison

Hey, Jelly

Hi

Hey, Jelly, how you doing, buddy?

He did a good speech at the I Heart Music Awards

Actually, it was great

Oh, really?

Yeah, so I got sucked in a little bit in person

I mean, you are a fan

No, but it was worth listening to

I think, I don't know, I think it feels very Garth Brooks

Very Garth Brooks

I think he's a little more real than Garth

Garth was real plastic

I mean, you can see through it

But I don't know, I think Jelly means this

Dude, I mean, if they see through it, they still love him

When we went to that Texas stadium show three years ago

I was shocked with how many people were there

For Garth?

Yes

Yeah, they still love him

They love him, it's unbelievable

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JD, are you going to go take a lap on the track after the show?

I'm actually, I am

They've got the NASCAR running around the track out here

And they are allowing media people to ride along

He offered it to me yesterday, and I couldn't do it

So you should do it

I should definitely do it

I'll be in your stead today

There are so many cool cars around here

But the weird thing is people park them

And then they walk away

I was going to get more guys like Kenny a minute ago

Come up and talk to you, I'm going to try to find some

There's just some amazing stuff, you saw it yesterday

They're just sitting there

I was sitting there when we were going through

And kind of doing the red carpet

The thing I do on the cars and cutting on them

And talking about the good ones, talking about the bad ones

And there was one by itself

And I was just wearing it out

I was like, this thing is the worst car I've ever seen in my life

I hate this car

And then the guy walked up

He said, I can't believe that your video in this car

This car is terrible

The owner was like, man, this car is terrible

I never in my wildest imaginations

Would figure someone would do a story on this car

But he didn't hear what we were saying

Why is he having it out there?

He just wanted, it's just his cheap little Mustang

It's a four eye, nothing

But anyway, he won't be upset when he sees the video

Because he said the same thing to me

So that's good

Got that going for me

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Speaking of music, Sammy Hagar

I want to hear this cut of him

Tommy Levy and Chad

They hit Twitter this week with a quick video

Along with Chad Kroger and Tommy Levy

Man, like they're teasing people with something

Maybe a Hagar meets Nickelback meets Miley Crew

Superband

Superband, cut to number seven

Listen to this

Okay, here we are

Three best singers in rock and roll

And you say, what are those three guys doing?

Well, it's hard to say

But you're just getting started

Trying to figure out what we're doing

So who is it again?

Oh, there's no music, he's just talking

You ever heard of Cream?

Ginger Baker, Eric Clapton

That's what they're doing

Chad Kroger of Nickelback

And Tommy Levy from Miley Crew

With Sammy Hagar

Pretty cool

Is that a superband?

Yeah, it is

That would be, yeah

I mean, Sammy Hagar's like 80, isn't he?

Great, I saw him at I Heart Radio

He did a set last weekend

And it was great

These people, people are living longer

And they look better

It's just weird

I talked to a fella that still rides dirt bikes

Cross country

With his son

His son is 60, he is 85

It's still wild

85

Doing what we do

God, I'm mighty, it's crazy

We're talking about rockers, aging rockers

Some of them are not aging so well

Like we had the David Lee Roth a few weeks ago

We had them cut 15.1

He's on tour, sounding like this

And it wasn't very long ago

We had Vince Neil

Who seems to have lost the ability

To enunciate

Cut 15.2

You hear my beat and I say

We're still

The two of us

These guys seem to give it up, man

David Lee Roth seems to make a nest of himself

And ruining the legacy that he has

He does, and Sebastian Bach

Gets very upset when he talks about

These vocal experts critiquing

Live concerts, they say you have no idea

What it takes to get out there on stage

And do these live shows, cut 15.3

Sebastian Bach

Guys that call themselves

Vocal experts or vocal

Instructors

And these idiots

Watch a video of me on stage

Like at Wembley Stadium

In 100 degree weather

And they'll sit in their chair

You have no clue

What the hell it is that I do

It's just so funny that people think

That they know how to

Get on a stage and rock

For an hour and a half or two hours

It's a dying art

I'll tell you who does know how to get on a stage

And rock is this Canadian man

They got arrested for a DUI

While driving a child size

Barbie Jeep cut 14

Cops arrested him for driving

With a suspended license too

And of course a DUI

Here's one of the onlookers and the man was driving

The Barbie Jeep

Here's Andrew Kerjata cut 14

You're really arresting them

For driving a kid's Jeep

I want to just want to get a slurpee

I got lazy I didn't want to walk

I'm going like three clicks

I did my hand signals and everything

Model number

Barbie Jeep

Colored pink

How do they get an DWI for that

Could you get a DWI on a big wheel

Yes if you're in any kind of vehicle that moves

Including a lawn mower you can get a DUI

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Alright

We need to do our football bets

Who's playing today boss man

Well we've already done one

LSU

We've moved the line to five and a half

I took LSU, you took Ole Miss

Yes so

By the way

We've already done one

LSU

We've moved the line to five and a half

Yes so

By the way just to recap everybody there

John actually

Won three games last week

Congratulations John yeah

We're making our way back up

Well I was in Vegas you know and I was with the guys

And the mob and they were telling me

What games were fixed and what games weren't

Oh so you got the inside track now

Alright well do you have the inside track on this one

Tommy Carbon are you there

Can you help me bid on these

Tommy Carbon

I'm always here to help you out there

John what are you talking about

Alright we got number six Oregon

At number three Penn State

630 on NBC

630 Central

Penn State is favored by three and a half points

John

I'll take Oregon

With the points

Tommy

I mean it's a home game

Penn State

You've been to Penn State

I was terribly happy

Valley was not happy that day for me

They're going to do a white out

So everybody wears white

They're really cool scene out there

They're quarterback he's pretty damn good

Penn State

I'm going to go with Penn State

So you're taking Oregon

I'll take Penn State with the points there

Okay that's an easy one right there

Tommy what do you think you made a good pick there

I was going to say three and a half for Penn State

Looks like a game to me

I'm going to win

Alright

You're going to have to have split screens on tonight John

630 also on ABC

Number 17 Alabama

And number five Georgia

Georgia is favored by three points

You want me to go first

I'll go first Georgia

Damn

I think so too

I don't think it's enough points either

I mean Bama's number 15

They got their butts handed

Florida State early in the year

They've come back a little bit

I don't see it happen

They've got way too much defense

They hit me with the line so high

I have to go the other way

Does Georgia win

by eight and a half

So that's your set

I'm going to go Bama thanks

I'll take Georgia eight and a half

I thought you were just trying to set me up

It felt like a setup

Tommy you know when a guy is trying to set you up

And this guy is trying to jerk me around

Jerk me off

You can feel tightly when he starts

Tightening it on can't you

Really only one NFL

Game that's worth note

Eagles at noon

Versus Tampa Bay

At Tampa Bay, Buccaneers or

Dogs, Eagles are favored by two and a half

Both teams are undefeated

It's going to be a really good game

Have you seen Baker

He's great

It's turned it back on

Jeff Christiansen

Mr. Quarterback whispered

Baker

He told me two years ago

We haven't seen it on the field

But he is the best quarterback in the league

He told me that two years ago

It's taken him a minute

But last year the switch flipped

And this year it's the same thing

It's still fun to hate him though

Who can't hate Baker Mayfield

Just for being a bitch

All that said

Eagles are favored by two and a half

I'll take Tampa

You can have them John

They're missing their wide receiver Mike Evans

That's okay

You didn't want me to tell you anything

You know it all

That's our picks for this week

Good luck John

By the way you were in Vegas

Did you make any future bets

I bet

Who's going to win the national championship

I think it's 15 to 1

Who did you pick

I picked Georgia and I picked Miami

I'd make 200 dollar bets

I like that

Miami I think it's a sneaky one right there

I think it was 20

It was to win

Not to show

But to win the natty

I think it paid 23 to 1

You could cash out

You paid 100 bucks on it

Georgia

Right but that SEC

Did you know that Vegas

Has them set as the lowest

I went with that just because the odds maker

Have them the tightest

That last Saturday

Georgia was the number one pick of the odds makers

To win the natty

Which surprised me

Real surprised me

And Bama was number four

I was like what

Where's Ohio State

Georgia was number one

Miami was number

Anyway I just didn't think Bama was that good

They're not that good

I think they're going to make a run in the playoffs

The playoffs is an interesting thing though

That can kind of change

You've seen it where all of a sudden

These guys all start to develop

Late in the season and they show up

And they're like okay well they're rested

You got so deep of teams

Do you want to make a bet on Texas tech

I'll bet you 100

That they make it to the playoffs

I kind of agree with that one

Well they win a round

Do you want to do that

They pass the first round

100? Yeah

I'll go with it

I think they make the playoffs though

They're the best team that money can buy

They have a

I forgot what their budget is

Is it 48 million or 28 million

I think it's like 40 something million

48 million dollar salary

And they're on their team right now

Oil money

Oh it's huge oil money

One of my good friends is out here today

His brother in law is the head coach

And he goes to every game he's all dialed in

That guy

We all went to high school together

Joey McGuire was on my high school team

Like the guy that was in here a minute ago

Big guy

He was right side linebacker

And Joey McGuire was left

So Joey's old friend of ours

But anyway they're just all tech freaked out

But listening to them talk

I started drinking the sauce a little bit

You think you're going to get a go to game?

I'll go to a game

Yeah absolutely

I'm trying to see if they're anywhere close

I mean they

Not really know

But their schedule is weak for the rest of the year

It is yeah they got

They have Houston

That's a win, Kansas win

Arizona State's pretty good

Oklahoma State's terrible

K State's not good

BYU that's going to be a tough one

UCF

Now I mean it's a pretty

Cupcake schedule right there

We've got two maybe two games at heart

So they're going to make it to playoffs more than likely

800A JD I know that you're so interested

What we're talking about

I can't believe you guys continue talking about this

I can't even speak

It's amazing amazing

Talk about football and sports stuff

While we're out here with the good guys

Rod and Carl at Custom Show

This is some cool stuff

Got thousands of cars out here

Tons of people I'm going to drive the NASCAR

Actually about ten years ago

I got to drive the NASCAR

Around the track tonight

We're just going to ride

They don't trust me today I guess

That's so funny

You're going to be funny

When an old grandpa kicks your ass

How about that

Alright speaking of fun

We have the car segment

Coming up if you want to sell John your car

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JD we've got two minutes left

I'm sorry I'm looking

It says 1114

So that's normally when we break

So I was breaking sorry

You're not looking at me or John

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I'm out here amongst the people

I'm with the people

Now you know how I feel every Saturday

When I'm out there and looking at people

Dude I feel so sorry for you when you're on remote

Oh it's kind of funny are you enjoying it

Oh it's a blast I love it

Can't wait to walk around and see some of these cars

You know they do like 15 of those

A year all over the country

They're like almost every month

They want me to start

Doing all of them

That'd be a lot of traveling

That'd be a lot of work

Do all of them maybe

That'd be a lot of work

Just in the cities that were maybe on

If I wasn't happily married I would say yes

But I am happily married

So I'm probably not going to do all of them

But we're going to do some

And we've got to go to a damn football game this year

So which one are we going to

LSU game

Near the end of the season

Okay

Let's just do it

We were going to do it at walk-ons last year

And then they listened to the show and said we're too vulgar

In Louisiana

A guy from

I mean come on give me a break

Talk about the plot on the panel

Black

I'm too vulgar

How can you be too vulgar in South Louisiana

I didn't know that existed

I mean we could go October 25th

They play A&M

Where?

LSU

Is the time set yet?

It's

8 so it's going to be a late game

We can't do a morning show to a late game

I mean we got to do a

There's not really any that are going to be early

Arkansas that's going to be a late game

That's the last game of the year

We'll figure it out

That's a new start right now

LSU at November 15th

That could be one right there

No we have a car show that day

Oh yeah

Walnut Springs Texas

Walnut Springs rally

So yeah LSU October 25th

To see

To enter your car in our car show

In November 15th

Just think about it

John when's the next event in Walnut Springs

It's November 15th is when it is

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Kirby in Kingsland

Got a 64 and a half mustang

Resto mod that you built

Yes sir

How long ago did you finish it

It's not finished

I'm still working on it

I gotta run a few lines

Break lines and

It'll be ready to rock and roll

Why are you calling me to sell it

If you haven't finished it

I was saying what you would offer for it

I didn't know what it was worth

Oh, well it says you've already had offers

For $65,000, when was that

That was last week

Or couple weeks ago

Before it was even done

It was still not done

Well yeah, true that

Here's what I think, what I see here is

You put a 6.2 Vortech LS in it

Which is cool, but you really

Should have put a coyote in it

You know that right

No, I gotta make it

Trustworthy, you know

I'm sorry

Forward game trustworthy

I gotta make it

I understand the LS's are good

But the coyote engine

That engine in a Ford on Ford product

Supercharger especially would have made that thing pop

And if we're selling

A Resto mod Mustang

With a Chevy engine

It just slows it down

It's worth a lot of money

To get the money that you're looking for

I think you should have put a coyote in it

It's my opinion

No, it's built Ford Tough with Chevy Stuff

Man, it's right

I don't know

Hey, go to the John Clay Wolf Show Facebook page

And post it up, I want to see some pictures

Alright man

Built Ford Tough

With Chevy Stuff

Pretty cute

Tammy in Dripping Springs, Texas

$13,000 for an O3 Thunderbird

With 16,000 miles on it

Well, I appreciate that

But I think it's worth a little more than that

Okay, keep shopping

The good news is

You still have your car

And I still have my money

The old joke

Yes ma'am, see you later

Whenever you don't get it sold

I still give it

That's one thing about these older cars

I've noticed you have to give them the number

And wait 90 days

And let them get through it

And then like, okay, you're right

That's how I mean

It's just it is what it is

Sometimes they get lucky and sell them high

To somebody in their church

But sometimes they don't

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I knew before you guys knew

I heard things on the street in Hollywood

You know, you should be out, see people

Hey, what's up, Kanye? Why the long face?

Two mother-in-laws now

We're here at the Good Guys

Car Show

America's favorite car show

At Texas Motor Speedway

This morning we've got Scott with us

Who is the director of operations

I think that's the right title

What is your title, Scott?

VP of operations

And I was out there yesterday

Filming, saw some killer cars

You know my favorite part

I mean, you know, there's the

$500,000 cars

And there's the $100,000 cars

And there's the $50,000 cars

But you know what my favorite part of it was?

What's that? The junkyard out there

The swap shop

You got your San Francisco

You got your San Fernando son

And yeah, it was

You know, just all the parts

And all the stuff

And all the negotiating

I mean it was like a Chinese fish market

Out there

I gotta be honest, I made a purchase

In the swap meet earlier today

What did you buy?

Actually, a vending machine

Like an old candy vending machine

And a couple of speakers

From an old drive-in movie

So it's a turnout today

Is it as expected or better?

Yeah, it's fantastic

We'll pay off the weathermen

For giving us a great day today

And the crowd is here to

Kind of show that

Both show car traffic

And pedestrian ticket holder traffic

It's fantastic

I've got a question

Did you see that gray 442

That was a complete resto mod?

Yes

What is the award?

How do you rate the award?

So all these guys, he did not know

I said, you're gonna win something

I don't know what, I said, what class are you in?

He said, I don't think there is a class

So everybody that enters the show

How do the classes or categories work?

Well, essentially, everybody that comes out

With a registered car to good guys

Could walk away with an award

We give away close to 100 awards

And good guys, we like to say

We don't judge cars, we don't have judges

We don't have a point system

Or do any kind of hardcore evaluations

Things like that

Most of the awards that we give out

We give out an award called

You Gotta Drive Them

And that's for people to put miles

On those cars

It's not a show princess type car

Yeah, exactly

But then we had

14 participants in our muscle machine

Of the year category

And one of those guys will walk away

With a title here today at two o'clock

And those are

The six-figure cars that you were talking about

And the

Mustangs, Camaro's

Chargers

What category would that 4-4-2

Be judged into that we're talking about?

Well, that's the thing

Today we've got special areas

Where you can park your vehicle

If you've got a Camaro

You can bring it into the Camaro Corral

If you built it yourself

And if you drive it

You've got to drive them

It's really up to the owner

And where they want to plan it

If it's a high-end build

They can put it in builder's choice

That's where all the high roller vehicles are

But you can put it wherever you think it fits

If it's a new debut

Something you're not sure of

We don't tell you where to park it

We might give you some advice

And kind of lead you in a direction

That would be best suited for your vehicle

We're out here for everybody to have fun

And, you know, like I said

We've got a lot of awards that cover the gamut

You know, sponsored awards

And the big category stuff, obviously

You know, truck of the year early

Truck of the year late

You know, we've got some

Year cut-offs for different types of vehicles

Like that

But, you know, like I said

If you want to go for an award

You can put it where you think it'll fit best

We're talking to Scott, who's the VP of operations

Good guys

And today, this weekend, the car show

Is at Texas Motor Speedway

Good guys, when is the next show

And where is that?

We've got Pleasanton, California

The first weekend in November

Then we got a week off

And we wrap up our season in Scottsdale, Arizona

At Westworld

Right before Thanksgiving

And is that during...

Wait, right before Thanksgiving

Oh, it's at Westworld where Barrett is

At that facility

Yes, sir

They leave some of their tents up

From their big festivities

And we utilize kind of that same footprint

And put on the custom

Hot Rod show

For everybody that just wants to come out

And walk the plate

And not spend a boatload of money

And guys, I shot a video out there yesterday

It'll get edited next weekend

It'll go up next Saturday at noon

So you can see what all this is about

And the good guys, I cannot believe

I've been in this business all these years

I've never been winning your shows until yesterday

Well, I appreciate you coming out

And we've got our schedule announcement

Coming up in about two and a half weeks

And 2026

We'll be hitting this before we know it

We'll be out at Texas Motor Speedway twice next year

So, just like normal

Thank you, sir, good to see you

Thanks for having us

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Jimmy Kimmel

His ratings are high

Imagine that

He had six million viewers the other night, which is like triple his norm when he came back in 10 million views on his YouTube

Version of the show, which is the record will it last no Turley you you like

Conspiracies, oh, I said this I called this. I remember I said that don't you think they're doing this for the ratings?

They got the ratings boost pull them off sure did they pull them off for just a couple what?

Shows basically that's a hell of a game of chicken. It's the old

It's the oldest radio bit in the world. Hey, did you know a John Clay Wolf said on Monday?

He will not be on the radio until he apologizes John just happened to have a vacation schedule

And then you come back the next Monday and everybody's listening to see if you're there

We've been doing it's in the radio for 35 years. It's not new

And all they did is all they did is split the country right down the middle

I hope he never comes back because he's a jerk. I hope he comes back

He's a wonderful loving guy when he comes back

I hope he cries like he always does and he did we have the audio you want to hear it. Yes cut number three

I've been hearing a lot about what I need to say and do tonight and the truth is

I don't think what I have to say is gonna make much of a difference if you like me like me if you don't you don't

I have no illusions about changing anyone's mind

But I do want to make something clear because it's important to me as a human

And that is you understand that it was never my intention to make light of the murder of a young man

I

Don't think there's anything funny about it

I posted a message on Instagram of the Dave's killed sending love to his family and asking for compassion and I meant it

I still do

Nor was it my intention to blame any specific group for the actions of what it was obviously a deeply disturbed individual

I don't think the murderer who shot Charlie Kirk represents anyone

This was a sick person who believed violence was a solution and it isn't

All right, well, thank you Jimmy Kimmel. There you so we did the back tracks when we left any scene in what no

So back tracks pulling down

They got listeners coming up

Are you with Roy Hutchins? Oh, yeah, are you with the you with the show?

Oh great with the barbecue meat. Yeah meatloaf

JD is the new meatloaf. He's just plugging all the food vendors out there to get free food. Sorry cut one

Cut to

Oh

Tish down in the Texas coast good morning, what's your guess is?

That is not right but good guess and thanks for calling in Linda in Houston, what have you got?

So paradise by the dashboard light and then bad out of hell. No ma'am

Um

Wendy in Denver, what have you got?

Yeah, hi, the first one is hop a tooty bless my soul from Rocky horror picture show

In the second one is paradise by the dashboard light. That's right Wendy together

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That's what we try to do. Yeah pre-k grab Wendy on 12 and thanks for tuning in every Saturday, Wendy

And speaking of meatloaf we're having wonderful free barbecue from Roy Hutchins right now. It is Texas Twinkies

Oh, this is this is to live. Oh my god

It's barbecue wrapped in a jalapeno giant jalapeno wrapped with bacon and cream cheese and fried

Oh my god. Yeah, watch on the YouTube stream JD. You go to Roy Hutchins barbecue dot com and pick out your free

I

Feel like I'm listening to JD report from the state fair. Yeah

Oh, yeah, many times

You've got a 85 El Camino that doesn't run in

Carolton

It's in it's in Fort Worth. Yeah, is the paint bad on it?

No, no, it's been garage kept

Huh, why doesn't it run? I

Just haven't had the time when my dad passed away

In 2022

My wife didn't really want to put it in the leave it at the hour

Put it at the house. She wanted me to take it to a storage

Facility I wasn't going to do and I just not had the time

I've thought about keeping it, but I just there again

I I don't have the time even though I've got plenty of room in the garage to add another car. I just

I feel like it may be best

Is it a is it stock or is it stroked or is it just

Is it a hot rod or straight regular? No, it's it's a straight factory. Everything is is factory

Nothing has been changed whatsoever sounds like three grand to me

Okay

Yeah, and so is there a way I'm at the grocery store is there a way that I can call you back

Talk to the mizes. There are a couple of other brothers involved

And then I told him that I would split the pro is there a way I can call you back

Yeah, I'll just I'm gonna send this to um a

Guy that works in older cars for us. I just took your number and sent it to him

I'll have him call you and y'all can't even shoot him pictures and so

Yes, I'll be happy to do that and I appreciate it y'all taking the time to absolutely talk. Thanks for calling me

85 El Camino that doesn't run in good shape three grand

I mean if I'm gonna guess it's gonna cost 500 to get it running if it's more than that then I'm gonna have to change it

But we'll see Kyle. I just sent it to you anybody that wants to sell their old car

Go to give me the Vin.com. You want to sell your new car go to give me the Vin.com trucks jeeps Corvette's

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800 800 7234 is the call-in number. We covered Jimmy Kimmel. There was something else. I wanted to hit

I don't remember what it was

Mike I know what you want to talk about you want to talk about Roy Hutchins barbecues. We got that for free

We also have the NASCAR you can take a NASCAR ride out here by the way

It's not free unless you're with the jar and play wolf show

Lee and JD I mean you just every time he's talked is had some type of sponsor of something that he's gotten free

So JD do you like do you like this setup? I'm at the studio and you're out there having fun. Is this how I love it

Okay, you're fine

This was a very last-minute deal. I have my high school friends out here this weekend, right?

We plan this and we had to reschedule it

We're gonna go dove hunting and drive old cars and hang out watch football and when this popped up this week

I was like, I can't I can't cancel again, and I'm not getting up

But I'm not gonna drive all the way in and all the way back there

So I appreciate y'all covering for me there, but it sounds like you're having a blast

It is so much fun if you by the way, they're here all day today

Needless to say the the good guys riding custom car show Texas Motor Speedway all day today all day tomorrow

Come on out and join it and see you riding a NASCAR if you want to you see

Thousands of customs and people at everything out here from amazing stuff John you were out of yesterday

You saw just up. There's one over here. That's nothing, but it's just a frame. You can tell they're rebuilding it

But why bring it to a car show this cuz that's what it's all about

Hey speaking of we're sitting up last night drinking beer the old high school buds and we got to talking and

There was more fooling around with teachers and I realized

Yeah, I mean there was quite a bit. I mean I remember one rumor

Of a coach

And he was and that was completely confirmed that was not a rumor

And then there was another deal with another coach and he had to move

And then there was a problem with the vice principal that had to move

And then there was a substitute that I mean I was like man, there was a lot of hanky-pank going on

Why didn't y'all tell me when this was going on?

like well

Let's see if it's just I don't know if I was shocked or jealous or happy or sad

The kind I mean

Pre-social kind of pre-social media

Yeah, that's it. Yeah, they kept it kind of quiet. So

Yeah, would you have participated or tried to

Well, the the one substitute super hot. So yes, I mean super hot

super hot

Yeah, because it's the same thing. I heard about it for one of our soccer coaches and she was hot

Yeah, and I didn't know about it till after I was like man

Somebody tell me this was a new thing. I thought this was a social media crazy hot white chick thing

Because you hear about it now. Yeah, but I didn't realize it was

I mean

Going on back then. Yeah, I'm just uh, how was it I got left out

JD's teachers are all really old anyway by that

Yeah, all of the old kind like you are my

Really?

What would you do?

If you knew that your son was having an affair with a teacher and he's in high school

God high school. I would probably just stare out of the way

I mean, what are you gonna do?

I mean truthfully

Jenna, what would Jenna, what would you do if you

Found out that your junior son in high school was having an affair with a teacher

What would I do? Yeah

Would you narc him out?

I would knock him out a hundred percent like first of all

focus on school

Sounds like

You wouldn't you wouldn't you wouldn't say pay attention to your teachers because he's definitely doing that

No, like focus on your schoolwork, but like what is the teacher thinking?

Would you narc him out is what I meant narc him out like tell on it

Oh a hundred percent. Yeah

What you're gonna play stupid games. You're gonna get stupid prizes

Okay, so what you called in for was not that I see you have a 77 k5 blazer

40 000 miles on the odometer restored. So the odometer we have no idea

But when you when you restored it did you restore it or did you buy it restored?

I bought it restored the gentleman restored it. Um

He bought it

He bought it from a family member over in stock

How nice is it is it a military version that was restored?

No, sir, it's not a military version, but it's pretty clean

Is it a four-wheel drive? Is it lifted? Is it stock?

Four-wheel drive. Yes, sir. Is it lit four-wheel drive?

Is it stock or is it like customized?

Hold on one second. I'm getting the information from my husband

Let's do this you don't

What go ahead

Some of the undercarriage has has been

Upgraded um, and it's not stock. Um, and then the stereo is not stock. He put in a a blueknear

Serial those cars range from

10

To 25 grand and I've got to see pictures and ask a lot of questions to figure out

What this one is

Okay, so I'm going to

I do do this loaded into

Uh, give me the ven.com

And let's get to working on it

But take take some pictures and take a video but keep it under 60 seconds

So it'll load but if you like take a video or a couple under 60 seconds

And walk around and talk while you're videoing like narrate it like we're standing there

That really helps because then we can see what we're doing and we hear your explanation of this and that

And then that can kind of put us there so that we can

Put a more accurate bit on it. Thank you, jennah

And go get us those pictures load them in the give me the ven.com. My name is john clay wolf

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