also can cause relaxation, confusion and pain relief.
That's a lot of things to happen at once.
Sounds like hydrocodone.
Kind of does, yeah, except you can buy it over the counter, I guess, for now.
Wow.
Yeah, I mean, I've never tried.
I think people are using, I have seen ketamine advertised legally lately in microdoses.
Yeah, they featured this on an episode of South Park a few weeks ago.
Randy in his grass farm, he lost the marijuana farm,
and he and Tauley were taking microdoses of ketamine.
They'd be talking, doing big business meetings, and what we've got is a 75% ratio.
I'm in the cloud.
I'm in the cloud.
75% ratio.
He just drops out for about 20 seconds.
Kind of like me jumping to Jamie.
No, he just drops out, you know, but there are all kinds of chemicals out there that,
you know, that are readily available that I wouldn't recommend at all.
What brought this up is the guy was telling me that he, you know,
he was doing this.
He had trouble getting off of it.
And he've only got off of it.
And then he found this bag of drugs and he was wondering what it was.
So he licked his finger.
Well, he didn't know his drugs, but he licked his finger and he put it in there
and he put it on his tongue.
He said it tasted like salt and he didn't go to bed for three days.
Wow.
Probably not.
And it like tripped him back out.
And I think it got him back in that zone or something.
Was that cratum?
I don't know.
He doesn't know what it was.
Yeah, it's a good thing.
If you find drugs on the ground, by the way, you definitely should.
You should put your finger in it and lick it.
That's always what I do.
Always.
That sounds to me and don't ask me how I know.
Lost weaves of Baton Rouge.
You don't pick them up and put them on your head.
That sounds to me like a very high over pH attempt at making bathtub speed.
If it tastes like salt.
What is bathtub speed?
Like, you know, these these homemade meth guys are making their own meth.
If it's low, it might turn out pink or blue.
What do you think called bath salts?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are they salty?
I would think by the name.
I'll take a salty dog.
Who's your dad?
A John bathtub meth.
Hey, I know I just started a topic and I'd like to finish it,
but I've got a color of line three that has a more interesting story
than what we're talking about.
Jamie and Charlotte real quick.
What have you got?
Hey, can you hear me?
Yep.
Loud and clear.
Go ahead.
Hey, yes, we're on a golf trip down on Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
I won't use any names and my buddy picks up this girl at a club.
We're all at the club, you know, hanging out and whatever.
And she's like, Hey, let's go back to my place.
So they go back there and she's like, Hey, let's go in the back bedroom.
And I'll be back there in a minute.
So he goes back there and gets undressed.
She comes back and your son dressed and the next thing you know,
her husband was in the closet butt neck and burst out and wanting to join.
So he jumps out the window.
This is no lie.
And we happen to be leaving the club and he is running up the street butt neck.
We're like, what the hell is going on?
And he's like, dude, you're not gonna believe this.
He was out of breath and totally neck and running up the street.
What age was real probably like mid 30s.
Thank you for the update, Jamie and Charlotte, North Carolina.
He was just like running full stream.
You know, we got a carload of everybody's been drinking, you know, golf trip.
And he's just like, my buddy says, damn, that's my cousin.
We're like, what?
He just picked up a girl and was like, well, so we picked him up and he's totally neck and breath.
Thank you, Jamie.
Oh my God, Terly.
Are you playing Taylor Swift all day in the afternoon with you?
For some reason, we have to play Taylor Swift's new album.
He promised his wife something.
A record company.
I used to do this on the radio and get kicked back.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
We'll be back in a minute.
My name is John Clay Wolf, Bobbo, Terly, Pre-K, JD, myself.
And we'll be back in a memento por favor.
This is the John Clay Wolf show brought to you coast to coast every Saturday morning
live.
And we're one of the last live shows on rock stations in the world.
And they want me to pre-record it.
I'm like, no, no, I'm not going to do that.
We'll be right back.
Oh, and you go to JCWShow.com if you want to watch it live on the video stream.
John Clay Wolf.
We were talking about Kratom, which is this over-the-counter drug
that is an opioid replacement.
Patrick and Houston, did you do it?
I did.
I took Kratom for a couple of years.
Let me tell you, that stuff is bad news.
All I can give you is some facts.
I basically got to the point where I had to have it.
It didn't create any grade high or anything, but it gave me balance.
I went to a detox hospital and told them they put me on suboxone, which is for heroin withdrawal.
And I said, suboxone?
And he said, yeah, it's basically an opioid.
And I said, well, how do they get away with that?
He said, they have a disclaimer usually on there that says stuff like,
this is not for human consumption.
But I'm like, I wouldn't buy in that because I don't think they could do that with opium.
Well, if I went to the to the speed shop today,
if I went to the speed shop or the surf shop or the smoke shop and bought some Kratom and took it,
what would I, what would I feel?
You wouldn't feel much.
They have two kinds, basically.
Well, they have a blend, but they have two kinds.
They're red and green.
Red is like, I don't know how it's the age of the plan, I guess, or something.
But one kind of slows you down and one speeds you up.
Now the one that it gives you like the same energy as caffeine, basically,
but it doesn't give you jitters or anything.
So, you know, it's addictive as caffeine is one of the hardest things to quit.
It gives you balance, too.
So I would take it all day.
My balance is off pretty bad for my injury.
Maybe I need it.
Well, good luck.
I got to keep trucking.
Indica or Sativa?
Oh, the two choices in the couch or not in the couch.
What's the stuff you mentioned a second ago, JD, that we, uh, the salvia, salvia.
Salvia.
That was wild stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah.
My ex and I years ago were like, uh, we, we went to just for a little mini vacay
and went to a gas pipe, the gas pipe, the gas pipe and bought some salad.
Hey, what do you got that kind of feels funky?
Sure.
We got this salvia and here's the week.
You have to, but you have to use it towards the blades because you have to
get it really hot.
Sure.
And it's like you're gone.
You're in there forever and then you come to and they like,
how long was it?
It was like five minutes.
It goes away.
And with repeated use, you begin to see the salvia people.
Did he know this?
And that is, is not as as pleasant as it sounds, Mr.
Turley.
Chris and Galveston, what's cratum to you?
Yeah.
I'm now, I may be the exception to the rule, but I've been on pain management
since 2008 and there's time there was a time when the pharmacy couldn't get
any hydrocodone, oxycodone that couldn't get anything.
Right.
Because the way the government works, they only release so much.
You have to wait whatever.
So it was like two weeks.
I went without any pain management.
So I tried it and it didn't do nothing for me.
Now they say if you take more than recommended that it would probably do
something, but to me, it was just a waste of 30, $35.
Thank you, Chris and Galveston.
Bob, you said that speaking of drugs and old people and pain and fat,
you said that you're pre-diabetic.
No.
You know, my doctor said, I'm not going to call you pre-diabetic,
but he said you're right on the verge, but you're headed that way.
So he put me on and I can't even pronounce it.
Metformin.
Metformin.
And that's for diabetes.
I've been on it two weeks.
He's not pre-diabetes, but they gave him diabetic medicine.
Yeah, no.
And I'm telling you this coming Monday will be two weeks.
I've been taking it and I'm just starting to notice like when I,
I take this stuff in the morning and I'll have breakfast.
Sure.
Because it'll stir you up a little bit.
Sausage, eggs, cheese.
I'm starting to feel like this is the fourth morning in a row.
I'm feeling like I ate way too much for breakfast.
Like it's making me feel like full out.
So is it like wagovi or?
No, no, it's by, it really works on your blood sugar level.
If I, do you know what your A1C is, Bob?
I don't know.
Okay.
78?
No.
Should be six or lower.
God.
So 78 would be, you'd be dead.
You'd be dead.
Well, I'm just guessing.
Okay.
Yeah.
Now six or six or lower, six or more, you're diabetic.
It's really simple.
So it's a simple.
My doctor told me about three years ago, I was pre-diabetic.
When you get in the fives, you're pre-diabetic.
When you get in the six, you're diabetic.
And that's when I started taking that shot.
We have, oh, it's the dumpsters.
Okay.
But we started, I started taking the shot.
What's it called?
Ozympic.
Met, cool.
Yeah.
We all started taking it.
Ozympic.
Ozympic.
And I lost about 25.
Somebody glued tight.
And I've kept it off.
It's been about three years.
That's all you lost.
Yeah, maybe 30.
And there's not a lot to lose.
Numbers got straightened out and everything was fine.
And you were never really heavy.
Well, I was pre-diabetic.
My blood pressure was getting high and all that.
And instead of working out and having to do like normal things,
I just got the shot.
And it worked for me.
Worked for me.
And I'm still doing it about once every two weeks.
Working for a lot of people.
It's fine.
Man, everybody sounds like a bunch of old folks on here.
That gives you impotency.
All our ailments and stuff.
I was thinking this morning as I took five pills
right after I got it.
Because I forgot two last night.
Are you on blood pressure?
Two of those.
Are you on cholesterol?
I think that's what this new thing is.
Because metformin is not cholesterol.
Oh, well, no.
Metformin is blood sugar.
Are you on it?
So you don't know.
Those are the three big ones that old guys get.
Chantix, amlodipine, atenolol, metformin.
And he could remember all that,
but he can't remember what I asked him to do yesterday.
There's another one.
I forgot one.
Speaking of old people.
Two chantix today.
Two chantix.
What, um, baseball?
It's an old person's game.
It used to be a young person's game.
There's young people still playing it.
Old people watch it.
I love baseball.
I don't know if that's me.
Basketball been very, very, very good to me.
Yes.
It's good games lately.
Divisional round right now.
Cubs play the Brewers today.
Yankees at three o'clock versus the Blue Jays.
And then at 5.30, Dodgers versus Phillies.
And then 7.30, Tigers versus Mariners.
Good games.
Every one of these series will go,
except for that Tigers Mariners one,
that probably might be over in six.
But I think they can see stretches to seven.
Cubs upset the Brewers.
That's possible.
Dodgers.
They're going to be back in the World Series, right?
I mean, I can't see why they won't.
But Tani's just a beast.
I'd love to see just for just a change, right?
You know, like when the Rangers won it,
it was kind of cool just to see the Rangers
actually finally go World Series.
The Mariners.
They've never been to the World Series.
That'd be kind of cool to see.
Just a little something different.
But the teams, they've got to get through to get there, though.
Yeah.
I mean, Jamie wake me up when this is over.
It's pretty slanty.
I'll let you know we're slowing down.
Baseball, it's a great sport to listen to on the radio, too.
You ever...
No, it is good for the radio.
That's the thing.
What?
On the radio, it's so slow.
It's better on the radio than it is in person.
It's so boring in person.
It's theater of the mind.
So I'm...
I got weird tendencies.
So the Yankees have been playing this against the Red Sox
and I won't watch them on television.
I'll just listen to it on the radio because
when I do watch them on television, they lose.
Oh, so it's you?
Yes, it's me.
I see, all right.
And you're not a narcissist.
Oh, no, not at all.
Not at all.
He's a nihilist.
Only good when I watch.
That's right.
He's a nihilist.
But I was controlling this game.
I am.
It's long form.
It takes...
You know, it's not really patient.
You do it passively in the back.
Yeah, nothing happens for 20 minutes.
Baseball is great on the radio.
My wife's like, why are you listening to it
when you can watch it on TV?
I was like, no, I have to listen to it on the radio.
That's our gonna win.
And guess what, JD?
They beat the Red Sox.
That's why.
That's right.
Damn it.
So...
Oh, here comes this guy again.
Does the coach call you an ass?
Well, they hate Earl Hershizer here, don't they?
I don't want to get into this.
Where comes Hey, Hershizer?
I don't want to get into this too deep
because I want to do it later.
This Taylor Swift crap.
But speaking of narcissists.
Speaking of Taylor.
So Taylor Swift dropped her new album
and everybody's excited.
We're going to cover this later in the show.
But we were pulling up at a red light yesterday
to go to our son's football game
and there was a black kitten
on a next to the road.
And my wife was just listening to Taylor Swift's new song
and it had a black kitten in it.
And she thought it was a sign.
Oh, dear Lord.
Oh, dear Lord.
So we were, she was like seriously going to get it.
I'm like, we're not getting another cat.
But it's a sign.
I mean, so like you and the,
like you're controlling the Yankees game,
she thought Taylor was talking to her.
It could be.
It's very possible.
Maybe Taylor was talking to her.
I know Pink Floyd talked to me a couple times.
Totally different.
Totally different.
Me too.
Why are you running away, away, away?
So you think that's what it's doing
to females, Taylor's talking to him like Pink Floyd?
Yes.
Yes.
Starting your enjoyment of an act sometimes, man.
You know, there are some rock stations
playing this music that we're playing.
The first time and last time
they'll ever play Taylor Swift is today.
Yeah.
They are good songs though.
Hello, hello, hello.
I listened to a lot of...
Are there any black kittens out there?
I listened to a lot of McCartney.
Smile if you can hear me.
In the early 80s and Taylor Swift's output right now
is a lot like that McCartney early 80s music that he's doing.
Not silly love songs, but the later stuff.
Don't say it, don't say goodnight.
I don't hate it.
I haven't bought it, but I'm hearing it everywhere
last couple of days.
Somebody likes it, John.
If she sees a Chihuahua,
she's going to say that Taylor was talking to her
because she just had it in this song right here.
Yeah, oh yeah.
And the Chihuahua's name shall be Ophelia.
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We'll be right back.
Time for you to leave again.
I'm still darker than a new football.
Soon I'll be whiter than a bathroom stall.
I remember chasing tail and cruising in my jeep.
Now I'm weak because it's the end of summer.
Night arrives, I feel a chill.
From now on it's all downhill.
And the leaves are starting to turn red.
I'm aware that they will soon be dead.
And the sign said everybody have a happy Halloween.
What's that mean?
It means the end of summer.
Thank you very much.
And live in the USA.
It's Saturday morning.
It's the John Clay Wolf Show.
starring John Clay Wolf
with JD Ryan.
Michael Turley.
And Bobby Brown.
And featuring DJ Pre-K.
Keith Richards.
With the world's biggest son of a bitch.
And Satan, the prince of darkness.
And now your host, John Clay Wolf.
Speaking of Keith Richards, good morning everybody.
He's done a lot of drugs.
We were talking about drugs earlier.
Keith, do you ever buy your drugs at the speed shop or the head shop?
I can't get it.
I can't get it.
So if there's anybody...
I don't know how to peel the ball or the egg.
What?
Where do you buy your drugs?
Oh, drugs.
Pharmaceuticals.
Everywhere.
Everywhere.
Since we've got a lot of people out of the town.
And I've got...
I've got a guy
in virtually every city in America.
Not only...
Not only the major ones.
But the little ones as well.
Like Birmingham.
Yeah, Mary.
He's got plugs everywhere.
A lot of laces all over the UK.
There are three things you've got to do
to make sure you're ready for a tour with a rock and roll band.
Three things you need, right?
Three things.
Number one.
And I'm not talking about ladies.
I'm talking about alcohol.
Got it.
Lesbians.
Maybe a bit of rum.
The Dominicans are making nice rum these days.
You need a bird.
A two.
One in the hand, one in the bush.
One with a bush.
That's preferable.
How to travel on the road by Keith Richards.
They say...
She's figured out the egg.
And...
Number three.
And I say narcotics, not because of opium.
Because opioids are horrible.
Don't take anything that starts with...
with...
with oxy.
All right.
If you're gonna go that way.
And don't shoot heroin.
No, I won't. I promise.
Don't shoot heroin.
Don't take opioids.
If you're gonna go that way.
Take the big boy,
step, pull your pants up.
And have yourself
a little bone.
Raw opium.
Eat it right off the plant.
He didn't know this.
Give you a nice little nap.
But it would.
Something like nine days.
Something like nine days.
But he only do that
if you've already done the major city.
Because we'll do like...
Okay, we'll do...
Chicago.
We'll do Chicago.
Big show.
A lot of people have emerged.
We make millions of dollars.
Even Charlie Watts
makes millions of dollars on that.
He's been dead for four years.
Right.
So we can skip Cincinnati.
Sure.
Where's my opium?
Rock and roll.
Thank you.
Hey, JD.
Who's the young actress
that's so mad that she got replaced?
And who replaced her?
That's so funny.
Well, it's actually kind of a humorous thing.
It's now viral video
on actresses having a meltdown.
Brittany Ray Carrera
is her name.
Imagine you're on a TV show.
You got cast. They shot the part.
Now you're going to bring all your friends over
to watch yourself on TV, right?
You got all your buddies over.
All your friends are all gathered around.
In fact, they're even videotaping.
The screening.
The screening of you on...
Like if you got a part on Landman.
You want all your friends to see you on Landman.
Well, she had a couple of them recording her.
And you'll never guess
who they put out and who they put in.
What?
Exactly.
This is the audio
from when she actually watched it with her friends.
Yeah, cut to it.
Wait, no. This is my scene.
This is my scene.
I'm responding to what he's saying right now.
We got Hailey.
Tua.
We got Tua?
Literally, this is my scene.
Did you come in later?
This is literally my scene.
I was trying to see if we could film this.
They were not in the scene!
Last holiday.
Oh my god!
I just literally realized that I could have
replaced my hockey glove.
Hockey toon.
Hockey toon.
Spent on that thing.
God, that was so soft to be cut out in post
and replaced with somebody.
And they don't tell you, if you're a bit player,
they don't tell you, they don't care.
You come on later, baby.
Maybe come on later.
Are you standing behind the Hawk Tua girl?
Hockey toon.
Spent on that thing.
That's so embarrassing.
What is that thing?
That thing.
Hockey toon. Spent on that thing.
Little whore.
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Greg in North Carolina, you've got a 94
Toyota Sarah JDM
import.
115,000 kilometers butterfly
doors once over
12,000. Hey, I don't know.
Are you there, Greg?
Yeah, I'm here.
I took a picture of this and it's got
in your phone number and I posted it
on my wholesaler buyer board.
The guys that work for the company.
And there's some JDM experts in that group
and I said, if anybody knows what this is
call Greg
and bid it because I don't know.
What is a redneck
from North Carolina
doing with a
JDM 94 Sarah?
Did you steal it or something?
No, actually
I bought it from a place up in Virginia.
They specialize in it.
Are you just trying to rebel?
Why don't you have a Z71
like the rest of your friends?
Because I don't like cars that break down
every other week.
Oh, Florida news
JD runner.
And now
from North America's own land down under
it's time for
Sunshine State news
with your certified lifeguard
JD Ryan.
You've heard of the stand your ground law
they have in Florida.
If someone comes into your home you don't have to back down.
You can stretch your ground with this Florida man.
He didn't use a gun.
He didn't even use a rock.
Florida man trained in mixed martial arts.
Left the intruder
beat up, bruised, scared, crying.
It's here he is
Hanny Rojas
talking about taking care of his intruder
the old fashioned way.
Cut number nine.
I'm prepared. It's not my first time.
I don't feel any pain. Nothing.
I don't like guns. I don't look for a knife
or nothing. Only God and my hands.
His English is so smooth.
He's just no hand. He's my aunt's, does he?
So he just took him down
put him in a choke hold.
Just beat the hell out of him.
He's hard to it and spit on that thing.
He's hard to it and spit on that thing.
Somebody comes in with a gun. I'm not sure I want to
attack him with my hands.
You gotta be quick.
He sees no something you do.
His voice reminds me of somebody.
I'm prepared. It's not my first time.
I don't feel any pain. Nothing.
I don't like guns. I don't look for
a knife or nothing. Only God
and my hands. That's it.
God in my hands.
All I got for myself is God in my hands
and the pile of cocaine.
I sit inside my house and wait for people to break in
and I hope they do.
Because I don't shoot them.
I don't shoot them but I don't negotiate.
No, I beat them.
I beat them to hell and back.
To the age of their life and they call the cops.
The cops will commentate the people away
then I go back to the pile of cocaine
to break in and I tell you this.
I don't lock them in door.
No, and I put a yellow light on them.
And the people come and they try to
sneak in and when they do
do.
When they do is what?
I am on them like a rabbit
feline.
That's what the neighborhood calls me.
The Gato Diablo.
Devil God.
Hey Tarly, I got a question for you.
So Adam, we're not saying
as playing in Walnut
the week
I think that's the 22nd.
Saturday the 22nd, which I need to announce
and start selling tickets to.
Our car show here is
November 15th.
And
I think might have chipfus here
in Rawlins, blah blah blah
and all that stuff.
But
Corolla is not playing the weekend before.
Should I have him that weekend too?
Or should I stretch it out and have two big weekends?
Hmm. All at once
or do you want to stretch it out?
I
kind of think you do it on the 15th.
Really? Because that'd be a great
gathering right there.
It's not just the car show and
well last year.
Last year at the car show about six o'clock
they all burned off out of town.
It was over. That's why I kind of you
people stick around to see that and he's got
a car angle to him.
It would make it just synergy.
That's kind of how I feel like it.
That's just my opinion. I think synergy.
But I think dollars.
I know. I know you're thinking that.
Stretching it out and having two big weekends
at the play. I mean these places aren't
making any money. Don't not get
confused and think I'm getting rich off
of the Rattlesnake Roadhouse.
Because I am not.
So having two bigger
revenue weekends
could be
I don't know. I got to keep thinking about it.
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the Rattlesnake is losing the money
that the Cantina is making.
Cantina is really working.
That was the best move we made here.
People are driving in from like miles
and miles. They're hooked on
the dope of that Mexican food.
It's so good. It's so good.
Cheese. They drive from Fort Worth.
Now we're just
I came here for this. When they come
remember General Joe's chicken
and I'm going to get you suckered.
They got addicted to the chicken.
It's kind of like that. It's that good.
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Yes, sir.
And how many miles?
64,400
and something.
14 grand.
Wow.
Okay. Yeah.
I like it.
Go to your car.
Go to your car.
Sell that bitch.
Go to givethivin.com, load it up.
Market changed.
The car market.
Guys that are long-time listeners of the show
used to hear me talk about this every fall
and it hasn't happened like normal
over the past since COVID
and it happened this week. It's real.
There's a market adjustment.
Your car is not worth today
what it was a week ago.
Is that what Big Tech says?
When Big Tech stands up
for the first words out of his mouth
and he's had a gag
and he's had an orange ball in his mouth
for the past four years
but this year they finally got the gag off
and he said it and it's real.
It's like whoa.
It's like getting hit with a bat in the head.
The market just changed.
All I get from the meeting was
I was trying to say, hey, you know,
Big Tech has been erected
and you just took it to a totally different
way and all I heard all day
was, yeah, all I got out of this was
Big Tech says an erection.
Well, Big Tech
is a state fair of Texas boys and girls
and they put him up every year
and it's right about that time.
I've been doing this 30 years
and the seasonality of the car market
is right about the time Big Tech goes up
you better hang on to your ass
because the market is going to fall out on the cars
and it did this year and it has not happened
like this in four years
and everybody was caught off guard
and a lot of people haven't sold their stuff
and I'm talking about the liquid wholesale
car market where
a market that you guys that are not in it
don't even understand what I'm talking about
like pork bellies and it's a commodity
in soybeans
and it dropped hard
and so everybody sat back
and we sold through it pretty well
but we missed more cars than normal
also missed them means we did not sell them
we were just kind of all caught off guard
and I might have just overbid
that trailblazer
I mean
MMR is 14 too, I just gave him 14
you know
I need to adjust my thinking
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The hell is this?
Audio Slay
Gasoline
No
Eddie Vedder, what would you
Do you think that you're a better vocalist
than Chris Cornell?
Oh hell no
Not as good
Not as good
I feel like he steals some of your material
Eddie Vedder
Stole some material
Can you do that? Can you impersonate Chris Cornell?
Stole a lot of Seattle women
A lot of my girlfriends
Stole my girlfriend
in Seattle
That's a good song
Bought a pancake
and some cattle
Moved their zona
with my girlfriend
I hate Chris Cornell
I hate Chris Cornell
but he's a damn good singer too
I hate Chris Cornell
but he's a damn good singer too
I hate Chris Cornell
Did he die of auto-affixation?
Yeah
Yes he did
Yeah
But not the regular way
What's the regular way, Eddie Vedder?
Climbed to a top of water tower
That didn't occur
Let him go
There's a song coming
It's a good one
Took a long time to happen
Long as anyone else
He's got his necktie
on loose
Like a rock and roll star
And he's stretching
Took three and a half days
for Chris Cornell to die
Oh god
And the water department had no idea
That's a terrible
Stop
Well he asked me anyway
It's so bad
It's so bad
There's people so pissed off
like hitting their dash right now
You son of a bitches
I know you're never going to listen to us again
You're going to turn it off
We're Satanic
It's time for
It's time for you
Just lost a listener
You just lost a listener
We talked about your steakhouse John
This person is Pauli Patino
From Anaheim, California
John
Meat is murder
Don't you know that?
Instead of promoting your steakhouse
The heifer hurting hustle
You should be out with the
local wildlife rescues
The next time you're
We're going to shoot them and serve them on a plate
Next time you're enjoying a delicious
ribeye
I want you to remember
He's making me sick
Who was once a baby
And had dreams
And aspirations
Loved grazing
Pray that you'll find
The prayers in your heart
To shut down your steakhouse
And replace it with a vegan option
That's Pauli Patino of Anaheim, California
That would work really well
Pauli Patino in the middle
Of the Texas Hill Country
A vegan tofu joint
He's got a point of view, but you've been around cows
I mean, I've been around cows
I've been around cows a lot
I never like
Got the feeling that they had any dreams
Like further than
Where's the grass
Made me want to have a ribeye
I mean
He's got leather on him
Right now on his shoes or in his car
Right, of course
So what happens to all the hamburger
When you get your seats made
Sorry, call me Magga crazy
No
I eat hamburger, I eat steak
That ain't Magga at all
I like T-bones
Metformin, anytime you eat
Something fried, you can feel in your stomach
Grumble and better have a toilet
Thank you, Mike in Kentucky
With the toilet talk
Well
It's crispy
I mean, that is the one side
Metformin
I think I remember that stuff
I did that a long time ago
It's been odd
But just for the last couple of days
I've been taking it for nearly two weeks
Speaking of Taco Bell
Speaking of California
They don't have bathrooms anywhere
This is crazy
Yum brand foods
Tony Romo's old boss
Decided they're going to put a Taco Bell
In Dublin, Ireland
It's a sensation
Out there
The Irish people love it
Traditionally Irish people eat
Crab
Boiled and roasted
It's kind of like English food
But not as good
They love Taco Bell
A group of influencers
One main guy
And some of his famous friends went
And got the opportunity to be the first to try Taco Bell
From the first new store
And this is what they had to say
This is actually my very first taco
Of all time I've never consumed one before
So if I get the technique wrong
My apologies
I'm a huge fan of that
The sauce frame furniture
It was a lovely, meaty, cheesy experience
I'm going to try it with some of the fire sauce
This might be dangerous for an Irish man
To attempt
And scoffer cushions
The Crunchwrap Supreme
Pink Arts, Yellow Moons
Green Clovers
The burrito and the nachos were probably my favourite
I thought everything was nice, very fresh
It's just terrible parts to the party with the blue bags
Ever made myself clear bags?
Over the mount of proper drinks
I drink your milkshake
I didn't even know Taco Bell did chicken
It was everything I'd ever imagined
Sort of like 7-Eleven
We're not always doing business
But we're always opening
It's raining tacos
So they liked it
They actually liked it
They liked it a lot
And they were adding more stores up in Ireland
I was, you know, my wife from Copenhagen
I remember being over there 15 years ago
And I was like, somebody needs to put a Mexican joint over here
They'd go 8 crap over it
It never had it
They needed Julio's
Never had it
Taco cost is the best tasting fast food Mexican
I think
That's an opinion
We had a couple of those chicken soft tacos
They go 5
How many of us lived off it?
Sponsoring whatever station that we're on
Yours is the best
How many days of a week did you and I
eat Taco Bell when we were running cars
Taco Bell just canceled Wolf you crazy son of a bitch
I told you for years you were going to do it
I haven't heard a Taco Bell spot on the radio in a while
They don't advertise
TV, they're all over because they're going back to the 90s
They're bringing back the tacos from the 90s
And stuff like that
What's a taco from the 90s dude?
You'll get a Taco Bell
It's the Mexicans
The Meximelt was one of the 90s
80s, that was 80s
Mexican pizza
Mexican pizza is not real shut up JD Ryan
It was real, they had this
I know but it wasn't real
Mexicans in Mexico are not making Mexican pizza
Oh, I'm sure
They don't appreciate it
They don't want real pizza
They don't want you to screw up their
Double-stack justado was stuff all it was
I had street tacos
Cooked out of a
A wheel
Of a Chevy truck
And
They take a steel wheel, put coals in it
Make a little barbecue
These illegal Mexicans
That worked for my granddad
That lived on the ranch in a tiny trailer
And I was a kid and I would go down there and hang out with Javier and Jose
I'm not making
Those names up because they're stereotypical
That was their name
We would take Javier and Jose
To the grocery store
About every other Sunday
So that they could get their food
And we would take them by the post office
So they could take their a check
Or however they did it, money orders
And they would send all their money back to Mexico
Now these are real illegals
Not these fake illegals like you see today
They're real illegals
These were the real
These are the core of America
These were the good illegals
These were these little preppy Mexicans
Grandparents
That are all spoiled and Instagrammed out
And making payments on
Fancy cars and all that
They're grandparents
They were hardworking people
They ate street tacos
Out of Chevy truck wheels
And I ate them with them
And that was my Mexican food
It was good too
I can walk across the corner
Any weeknight of the week
And the Manuel's house
And that's what they're doing
They're cooking in a wheel
I'm kind of sick of them
Of the Mexican
Listen, I live by myself
That's better to me than having to cook anything
Let's go over there
How the hell could you be sick of that?
I don't know
Man cannot live by brand alone
Dude, you can live on Mexican food straight up
Absolutely
Every meal, every day
I think you've got maybe a bit of a fixation about it
If there was one food
To have to live on
Mexican food
Over Italian food
Brought to you by real Mexicans
Not fake Mexicans
Because there's so many different variations
You can do with Mexicans
Every day, you can take chicken
And cook it 10 different ways
Alright, you do it
You do it 3 nights in a row
And let me know how you feel about it
Can't get sick of it
Enough is enough
One category to live on for the rest of your life
I'd go Mexican
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Gordon Boswell is
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So the Buick Club
Are fans of ours
And they're at Walnut Springs this morning
At the Rattlesnake
And we're going down there after the show
To meet the Buick Club
Buick
What is that? Do they still make those?
Oh yeah, Enclave's
I hope they have real Buick
I hope they come down here with some of the real old Buicks
Like, would it be funny if they showed up
Like 40 Enclave's
Like that's the Buick Club
I hope they have some Grand Nationals
I wish I had a Grand National
I'll take it to town after we're done
I don't have any here
They did call and say they're going to bring gifts
And I told them bring six
Everybody involved in the show
We're going to the saloon after this
To go to the show in the cars
And do something
I hate to spoil the surprise
But they're not listening right now
But they told me confidentially
They're going to bring each of us
North Texas Buick Club
Shoehorn
What?
Because octogenarians appreciate the shoehorn
I mean there's only one thing you can do with it
But they like that
It's a good gift
That's not going to happen
You remember Ariana Grande went to the White House
And Joe Biden gave her
I can't remember
So you're saying all Buick folks
Just give you old folks home gifts
No, no, but these are
They're also going to do
They're bringing their wives
And they're giving us a square dance exhibition
No
Wait, wait
To big band music
Of course
They're going to square dance to Benny Goodman
I didn't know this
That's cool though
Look at that app
It's going to be awesome
A Buick Club
How many different clubs you think are out there?
Big fans of ours, they told me
And I hate to ruin the surprise
Because we're doing this after the show
So nobody's going to be around there
They took the first hour
Of our 10th anniversary show
And pressed it
On to a 78 record
78 RPM record
78 speed, man
That's awesome
Sir Minus, you're on the air
Good morning
This is Forest Gump walking across the country
This is our update from the Appalachian Trail walker
Good morning, you there
Good morning, JCW crew
It's a beautiful day in Central Virginia
Right now on the Appalachian Trail
I just can't believe you're doing this
You've got 780 miles to go
Is that correct?
That's right
I did 120 since I last talked to you
I've done 7 since 6.15 this morning
And how are the shoes holding up?
I know you had to swap them out once
There's got a couple cuts
In the sides
But the spread's going to hold up for the next 780
I'm going to make sure of that
What is your Instagram handle?
JD, be ready for this
I'm ready
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I'm glad that you're doing this
Are you walking for a cause?
No, no, no cause
What about dogs that care?
What's that?
We started this charity a while back
That really never got off the ground
Called Dogs That Care
You know everybody like people that care
And we came up with this thing
What was it? I don't remember Bob
Dogs that care, what the hell was it?
Oh, there's just like testimonials about things
That can happen to canines around the house
Mostly domesticated
And of course the dogs
We love them
Stories like
Did you ever smell a female nearby?
And wind up
Hiking down the Appalachian trail
Trying to find her
I have
I'm a dog that cares
She's just real dumb
We got a team
They call that pink blazing
Whenever you
Are chasing after a woman on trail
Pink glazing
They have that in pastures too
Uh-huh
Like brood mayors will blink at you
The trail out here
The trail out here is like
You know where you're at because there's white blazes on the trees
Yeah
They call it blazing if you
Woman
Have you found any woman on the trail?
I ain't gonna speak too much
But I mean
Blazing has been done
Alright
So he's walking for Pinochi
That's his
I'll tell you
There's definitely a lot of dogs that care
Out here on trail
Every weekend
We have the lady that gets our lunch
Her name is Lunchie Pinochi
I don't know if you've ever met her
I've heard of her
Lunchie
We're going to the Buick Club after the show
I don't need any Pinochi this afternoon
Are you there? Honey
She's got to get her makeup right
You know those Mexican gals
There she is
You're not going to eat my lunch?
Yes, not today
Why do you do this?
I've been cooking for you
I've been cooking for you
Okay I'll eat a little bit
You're lovely
Your favorite
Mexican food
It's Mexican food for you
Thank you
I know you like it very much
Because I made it with my hands
For a long time
And
There's only not only pollo
But as carne as well
So you have fajitas
With the carne
Steak and beef
Steak and beef
The pollo
You're a little friendly pollo
I would take them out like that
In slow motion
It's like bock
Bock
Are you cooking that downstairs right now?
Oh wow, okay
I'm going to have some of that
It's hard to pass on lunchie from Pinochi
Yes
Pinochi has the best lunchie
It's a bottle of whiskey
Oh
Oh for bubble
If I were to choose
And I was your friend
I would worry about the bubble
Oh yeah
He drinks the whiskey already
I worry about it
It's like my uncle
Pichadi
He drank the whiskey already
He disappeared
He vanished
He's not coming
You see nothing of him since he bought
14 years
Someone left his shoes on the back porch
So he sounds like he's still around
See
And I don't know
Where he goes
Alright we're about to go to break here
We're going to come back on the other side
Maybe we'll play some Taylor Swift going out
Maybe from the life of a show girl
This week that album came out
Here's a cut from the first single of the album
It's called The Fate of Ophelia
It could be cut number 5
Oh god
Awesome stuff man this is great
Please play this very very loud play
We're going to cut this Taylor Swift thing
That's pretty bad
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The hell am I listening to
Joe Exotic in prison what the hell are we listening to
I don't know
I'm trying to figure out if you've got studio
Record problems or not
And you're gay and you don't know
This is very, very fruity music
I'm gonna guess this is staying alive
From Russians or something
From a federal prison
You are correct that that is
Is that Russian? Yeah that is one of the
Former Czech republics
They love American disco in eastern Europe
That's wild
Yes they do
Back in the 70's and 80's
That's all we grew up to
Did you used to get dressed up
And go to those rave clubs
With feathers in your hair
I don't know how old you are
I grew up in the love beads
In the bell bottom days
So did you ever go
I'm not making fun of you being gay
You're very flamboyant about it
Did you ever go full gay
With the feathers in your hair
And wear lion skin
And go to the clubs
The village people wasn't my kind of gay
That's a clip guys
Write that down
Actually hey Joe
I want to do something with you from prison this morning
I can guarantee you no one else in prison
Is doing this
We're going to play four songs
That are in four languages
And you and I are going to play a little game
Of well hang on
I've got an announcer here
To handle this
Hi everybody it's PJ Ryan
Your DJ for the promotion
Hi Daddy
Hi
Why are you talking like me
Just because you're so crazy
My brother is so cute
Good morning California
You're cute
How's John
Did you know there are people singing American pop songs
In foreign languages
Yes I do
I swear to God
And I've got recordings
We're going to play four
And you should try to guess
This is hard
Try to guess what song it is
And who the original artist is
Joe Exotic are you listening
John's going to win this one
Because I don't know
I don't know very many artists
I know but what kind of queer would you be
If I didn't even try
Try to guess
The name of the song and the original artists
And their bonus points
If you can tell us what language it's in
Those are going to be fun
Here comes cut number one
You know like when you
When you have the kid on the field
That's special needs
And you give him the ball and let him run
So nobody tackles him
I'm doing that with Joe Exotic right now
I'm giving you an opportunity Joe to get one
You've got to have it
You know the sad part is
I don't know who sings that
But I know the words to that song
Elton John I'm still standing
And he is queers a $3 bill as well
That's correct
One more time
Spanish
That is funny
Mr. Turley
No that is Lithuanian
Lithuanian you bad boy
You got one point
Actually I think
It's not actually Elton John
But I think we need to guess the name of the language too
Because this is going to be too easy otherwise
Alright so neither one of us got that one
Next one
Skinner baby
Sounds like Bobo
Sweet Home Alabama Leonard Skinner
Spanish
Correct John
No yes the Tiger King is on the phone with us
You got that one
Alright cut three here
Beatles I want to hold your hand French
No John
I shouldn't know this
I shouldn't know this
Should I know it
Did you get one in Danish?
Das
I can't speak a lick
It's German
Das when they say das
That's a giveaway
I tuned it out so much
Because the family dinners
I think I speak less
Danish now than I did before
Your wife was texting me about Taylor Swift yesterday
And I wrote
It reminds me of early
Middle era McCartney
Something joking
Alright last cut here
Joe Exotic versus me on
Guess that tune
Artist in language
I
Got that so
Okay
That's what I thought it was
Joe you've got this
If you don't get this
Dude you're not gay
You're not gay
You're full of it
You're not gay
You're not gay
We've just ousted Joe Exotic
It's all a set up
It's all a ruse
It's been a cover this whole time
If you don't know who this is
And you don't know this song
You are not gay
No Joe
Seriously you don't know this song
Oh my god
Where are you from
You're supposed to say Oklahoma
Okay I understand
Alright
Zanadu, Olivia, Newton, John have no idea
What language it's in
Nobody has any idea
Three people standing here listening to your radio
And nobody knows
What are the other two guys in for
We know you're in for killing Carol Baskin
Wow that's gonna be a big help
Yeah
Thanks John
What are the other two guys in for
Drug cases
That was Ukrainian
Oh
I've never heard anybody speak for Ukrainian
We played that again I kind of liked it
Joe thank you for calling in from prison
We will try this again next week
Because I can only keep asking you
I mean the prison stories are getting old
So we gotta come up with a new shtick
So when you call in we gotta do some kind of contest or something
Next week let's do like Carol Baskin
Questions
Alright
Free Joe
Joe Exotic
We ousted him as a gay man
If you don't know Zanadu you're not gay
There's no way
It doesn't exist come on now
Did you not have a mother that drove a station wagon
That listened to this
Dude I went to the movies when I was
Eight or nine years old
Another little girl my age from the church
They dropped us at the majestic theater
They were playing Zanadu
Together
This is like third grade
Fourth grade tops
I remember well
I watched it a second time
And like Zanadu is almost like one of those
Disney movies from when I was a kid to me
It's just like a nostalgic
Bash
Olivia Newton John
What's kind of a Taylor Swift of her moment
Absolutely
Super good looking Australian chick
Great voice
That's all in love with her
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Brad Pitt for one year
Went to my school
And he was a little lady killer back then
He's a good looking kid
You can tell he was a cutie
Cause I remember when I got my class picture
And I brought it home
I was staying with my grandma so she was checking it out
And she was looking at it and she was like
Oh my gosh Davey you have to be the cutest boy
And that whole girl don't
Oh my god I f***ed that kid
Holy f***
You notice dude
Hook me up I'm your grandma
Take care of me I used to take care of you
Do something for me
I used to f***
Oh my god
I'd get f***ed
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Okay this Taylor Swift thing
Oh it's ridiculous it's controlling my life
And I need therapy
It's controlling your life?
It's blaring through the house
Okay so Taylor Swift dropped her new album
So she has different eras right
And she's got like
18 or something 12 albums
And everyone has a different era
And the last thing was the era tour
And this era is I'm a hoe
It's called the life of a show girl
Life of a show girl
She's gotten dirty man
She's dirtied up
She's got a song
So every song has all this
Subliminal message in it
All of her packaging has all this subliminal
You take the four different album copies
Of the four different covers
Of the same album
And you put them together and it creates
Something
Like a picture of something
And there's just like Easter eggs
Through all of her shtick
They're going crazy picking it apart
She's got this song called Wood
It's about Travis Kelcey's Johnson
God
This is the song here
And it's track number nine
So all the Swifties think he's got a nine inch Johnson
I like that Stratocaster in there
This is the Jackson five
Oh baby give me one more chance
That's what it sounds like
She's singing about his wood
And her thighs
Here's they coming up the chorus
There's the black cat
Oh
I mean it's as hard as a redwood
I mean that's like
Cool in the gang level
Stevie Wonder level funky funky music
Those are complex chords dude
I'm telling you she's composing good music
No I agree with you
I agree with you
And there's actually a song unfortunately
That kind of caught my ear
And I finally got
Which one is it
It's the life of a hoe
This song right here caught your ear
Yeah I think it's the beat
What beat is this is beat is from something else
It's the same beat
Here on all songs
It's fun
It's a
I mean whatever it's fun
You like that song
I don't understand why the world is
Oh so she was
She's gonna be on the Kimmel
Not Kimmel
And she walks out an orange door
And everybody's going to the movie theater
On Sunday to watch this
Behind the scenes of the Eris tour
And they're all gonna wear orange
And it just won't stop
No the movie theaters
Only AMC they're like
All screens are gonna be doing this
On Sunday multiple showing all day
They're all sold out everybody's dressed in
Orange and teal
My wife
My son
My son's girlfriend
His mother probably is dad
He's a pretty cool guy but he's getting drugged
And I think he's a closet tailor
He's taking it for you so you don't have to go
I will not go
Who's gonna ask? Are you not going?
I don't care what anybody offers me
There's no money that you can't
I mean money sure
If you could pay me a bunch of money I'd go
But that's it
There's nothing you can offer me
Not to see the scene of this craziness
It's Beatlemania all over again
But this is bad
She's texting you what?
What is she texting you? Your wife
All week
You said she's been bombarding you with texts about this
It just started
I've been in California all weekend
I got home yesterday and she just really wanted
It says blaring in the house
And I'm just hearing about this
And you gotta be nice and seeing your wife
In a week right? True
So I'm like okay you're into this that's fine
I can put up with this for a minute
She gives you the history is that what she's doing?
Oh yeah so I'm listening to this
Because she really needs to get it out
She really wants to talk about it
I don't know no week
I was driving to a kids football game last night
And there's a black cat on the side of the road
And she's freaking out thinking it's a sign from Taylor
Oh stop it
Because Taylor sang about a black cat in that other song
In this wood song
She mentions it
There's more it goes on
That right there reminds me of Janet's
Escapade
It does that's exactly what it sounds like
Escapade
I mean this is
I was tiny when Elvis
At the tail end I remember when he died
Yeah yeah
And the Beatlemania thing I remember
Michael Jackson was probably the largest one
In my life
That went goofy I remember when he came to town
In the Dallas Fort Worth paper
You cut out a coupon
And filled it out to send it in
To maybe get a ticket
Maybe get a lottery ticket
Who else?
Garth was pretty big for a couple years
Garth sold out three shows
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson was pretty big for a couple years
Yeah sure
This is the worst one
I think I've seen in my lifetime
I think it may be
It's over the top
Eight songs have a
A explicit lyrics
She's grown up she's not a hero
I'm sure everybody's going to hate me over that
I'm just kidding
You just lost a listener
I think if you put these Swifties together
You're going to take down Trump
Probably
I don't know man
Rabbit fans and that's when you're in the biz
That's what you want
Somebody said she was
In negotiations to do the halftime show
With the Super Bowl
That's correct yeah
Why did she drop out?
Because we all know by now bad bunnies
I think it's because the commissioner listened to this album
And he decided you know what
This is just meh
Is that it?
So instead we get bad bunny
A big fan of bad bunny
Bad bunny is cool man if you get real high
And like
You know the Spanish is in your head
You can't speak it you can't read it
But you know what he's saying man
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If you want to straighten me out on this tailor
Is he gay? Bad bunny?
No no he's Paladelo Bamba
$3 bill you don't think he's gay mission?
No they're not gay Mexican show
That's why I was asking
It's no cabrones que el capitán
Bad bunny
He's actually hosting Saturday at live too
That doesn't mean he's not gay
No no I'm just saying he's that big
Kind of pushing him to get that big
Ricky Martin he's gay
I thought I was predicting that whole
Heights thing that Taylor Swift was going to be
The actual halftime entertainment
They tried but she wants too much money
She wants money
And they ain't paying that's what they do
Crash thing did you see the documentary
A couple years ago
Miss Americana they did
I've got friends on a big
Taylor Swift podcast and she said you should see it
So she had a crash where
People hated her
For a while
And she bounced back from that but went through
A really bad time and after that she said
It just doesn't matter I'm just going to make
My music for myself
And I hope people like it and ever since then
She's been alright
It's not crabbing there's so many new artists
I can't even listen to 10 seconds
At least it's listenable
She's engaged
How would I know
How would I care
You just have to be alive
I blocked anyone on facebook that says
The word Taylor
The Facebook
She's got a big ol rock from Travis
So why are you
Are you getting beat up with us to at home
Not as bad
It was more interesting because I wanted to hear
Because it's blended into sports
Because of Travis
And I'm like alright let me give her a chance
Just to kind of
So I watched her on the heights and
What's the heights
And I'm like okay
I thought it was all just BS
And they were just doing it for the publicity
But he really is like in love
Deeply in love with her
She's a good looking old hide
And I was trying to figure out what does he like
Because she's probably putting on some weight
And getting some curve to her
She's got a little bit
She should be alright once she throws a couple of kids
And gets some hips on her
You listen to the songs
And she's trying to talk about
That's the next thing
There's some song in here talking about
Having kids with them
She's growing as an artist
You know who kind of likes Taylor Swift
I've noticed around my house
Zeke the cat
You know in the case because Zeke
Is wrong about everything
Hates the Dallas Cowboys
Loves Donald Trump
So there you go
That was a long way to get a Trump slam in there
I've been saving that joke for six weeks
We'll be right back
We'll straighten up Bobo during the break
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Oh Jesus
I mean it's bad
It's bad
Let's stop it
This will be the last song played
Thank you
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Let me stand
Next to your fire
The weather's so good outside man
It makes me so happy
I jumped in the pool this morning before the show
Froze my balls
Just froze my body
I mean just went into turtle mode
I won't need a jockstrap for months
I had my first of the year
Yesterday right here
Yesterday morning when you get out of the shower
And you're immediately kind of cold
Yeah right here
It's good
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We do have a car show
In Walnut Springs
November 15th
The weather would be perfect for it
Go to Walnut Springs Rally to register your car now
We did this
October a year ago as a big hit
And I think this will be a big hit to
Football, Saturday
How did I do last week?
We pushed John
Did you cheat? I did not cheat
I was thinking you might have cheated on
No no there's no cheating
We were 2 and 2
So 13 and 8 for me this season
You're 8 and 13, I'm up 125 bucks
Your wife said you're a narcissist
I didn't know if that made you a cheater
It does not make me a cheater
Actually there's not a lot of great games this week
Last week was so good
At the end
It's sad that I'm so into this
I can't remember who was playing
It was a
Was it Ole Miss and
LSU
And then there was another one that went into OT
And it went to double OT
What was that that went so damn good
Anyway, that was an awesome game
It was organ and
Penn State, yeah
That game was crazy
It was like the best college football Saturday night
Ending at 10 o'clock
I've seen it
Ever, there's no more to watch
That was so good
You don't usually get those matchups early on in the year
You usually get matchups like this week
And not a lot of great games
I picked basically what I think everybody's
Going to want to watch
Top 25 teams basically facing each other
At 2.30 on ABC
Number 16, undefeated Vanderbilt
Versus number 10
Alabama, who Alabama
Smoked Georgia last week
That was weird
I was shocked by that
Vanderbilt, 5-0
John
Alabama with the points
I mean, Bama should kill him
I don't care how hot Diego's mom is
10.30, remember Vanderbilt beat them
In Vandy last year
But Bama was worse last year
Yes, they started off slow
This year they started off terrible
I thought they were going to be worse this year
And then they just found their mojo all of a sudden
Yeah, Ty Simpson, he's a Heisman hopeful
I mean, for Alabama I have another quarterback
Heisman hopeful, so you think
I agree, I think that 10.30 is not enough
Points, actually, I'm going to move that line
Do you think they win by 14?
No, no
I'm letting you win
I'm taking Vandy
Oh, I'm sorry
I'm taking Vandy in the 10.30
I'm being a very nice gentleman
And sticking to my word a moment ago
Thank you for the extra four points
I'm going to let you keep them in your pocket
What kind of an overrider is this?
Now remember that moment
When there's a tight one with us
It's hard to deal with
What's the overrender on that one?
56.30
It's hard, that's real hard to deal with
I'm just curious, I mean, I think it's a shootout
We'll find out what's next
Alright, number two at 6.30 tonight
Number two, Miami is at
Number 18, Florida State
Miami's a five and a half point favor
Again, Florida State started off quick
But then they lost to Virginia last week
And Miami's really good
They got Carson Bex, another Heisman hopeful
And what is Miami's point spread?
They're favored by five and a half
I'll take Miami
I think they went to
We'll move the line, seven and a half
See, I just told him not to be a heebie
And look at what he's doing
Heebie
You can't help it
It is Yom Kippura
Yom Kippura is right
No, I'm going to stick with what I did
And you're going to let me
Because the last one, because I didn't take the full points
Alright, alright
So, five and a half
I'll let you take that
There you go
Alright then, and in the NFL
There's a couple good games
I got to do this open, I love this
I almost call this one like the lock of the week here
Eagles
Playing the Broncos in Denver
Why is that a good game?
Well, Eagles and Broncos
Broncos are good? Yeah
They're on the comeback here
They're coming on, definitely
Eagles are favored by four and a half
Denver's got a good defense
Take Denver, I got the Eagles
Come on, I gave you the last one
Herman
So Eagles cover the spread of four and a half
Herman Rothstein
At the board
Four and a half
Five and a half
I'm going to do the reciprocal
Then I'm just going to take the Bronx
And the points
I don't even know where the Broncos are located
Five and a half
Yes you do
I know
I can't name one person on the team
Who's their quarterback?
You know either, right?
No, no, why am I
Nick's
Who's that?
Bo Nick's
Great wide receiving
Cortland's really good
Possible
Here we go, Broncos
Buccaneers at Seattle
Seattle's pretty good
Buccaneers
Almost pulled it off last week again
What's the line on that?
Buccaneers are favored by four and a half
It's at 330
And the Bucs are favored by four and a half
So they're giving them seven and a half with the home field points
I'm going to go with the
I think I'm going to go with
Seattle in Seattle
I'll let you take that
I really want to go with the Bucs
But the Seattle mojo might show up
And that's a lot of points it's going to be
It's not a lot, but it's going to be a tight game
It should be
I'll let you take that one there
And then this is the game of the week
Which is so crazy, this is the game of the week
Monday night
Jaguars, Jacksonville Jaguars
What's the line, 30?
No, Chiefs are favored only by three and a half
I'll take the Chiefs
I think so too, so we got to move this line
Because I think the Jags are just pretenders
And Chiefs are starting to come together
So you cock off and then I'll take the higher low
Cock off, cock man
Do the Chiefs win by
Five
Five and a half because we have to put the half in there
Yes
John, we'll take that
Your calendars
We'll owe me money next week
Oh, cocky
I'll do another hundred on top of the deal
We already have, you've got this side bet
With what's his face
Manning being benched
Remember that, you said
At some point he's going to be, not during a game
But the next game he will not start
They're going to bench him
I said there will be a game in the season
That they're going to yank him
And he will get replaced
By his replacement
I thought it was that he's going to be benched
For the next game, that's what I was going for
The hundred
Here's my bet
That Arch Manning is going to get
Pulled
Either during a game or
In front of the next game
And he will not be the starter
He will get replaced
In whatever form
They're going to give up on him
And they're going to put somebody else in
That Texas is not nearly as good as their ranked
I don't know why they're ranked so high
Number nine
They play Florida
If they played SMU they might lose
Oh, wow
They're just not that good
And SMU's lost all their mojo from last year
How the hell is UT number nine
And I'm a Longhorns fan
Their quarterback is not that good
Dude, that kid is not, he's nothing special
I'm not trying to hear beat on Arch Manning
I'm a fan of the sport
The nepotism on this
Deals way overblown and it's been so exposed
I don't see why it hasn't adjusted yet
It's because of the last name Manning
They're going to get tired of it
Before the season is over
When they get in the playoffs they need to win
If they get in the playoffs
They'll beat Florida
What's their schedule look like
They've got Florida coming up today
At Florida
This will be a good test
It's a real game for Manning to play
They're going to get beat by Oklahoma
Straight up, no question
I'll bet you $1,000
You can, you do have the money
No, tell me you can
At
You know
I'll bet you something
One of us has to wear a t-shirt
That says I'm gay on the radio show
That
Oklahoma's going to beat Texas
Yeah, they're going to beat them
They're quarterbacks too good
All right, but you're forgetting one thing
Oklahoma's quarterbacks hurt
Oh, no
Pull it all back
I was being nice, I was being nice
He broke his hand and he's surgery
So he's out until November
Okay, then you're right
Because that quarterback is so damn good
That I was like I'm all in
Yeah, so Oklahoma, then they got Kentucky
Though in that one Mississippi State
Vandy
Georgia
What if they beat Alabama today
Well, this I'm talking about Texas
This is their schedule
They're going to lose to Vandy
You think they'll lose to Vandy
Okay, and you think Oklahoma
I think they'll lose to Oklahoma without the quarterback
So that's two losses
Do they lose to A&M?
Yes
Then that would be out of the playoffs
And that's when they're going to switch
When you need to win, you do weird things
And they're going to need to win
They're going to need to make a change
He's not good enough
I don't think anybody else out there
Is making this kind of claim
That Texas is going to be out of the playoffs
And Manning's going to be benched
I'm not saying they're out of the playoffs
I'm saying they're going to make a swap
To make sure that they get in
I don't know if they'll get in or not
But the kid that's the backup is a real quarterback
And Manning is not
All right, Texas people are mad right now
We'll be back in a minute
I'm on the radio, maybe I just need to stick to that
And stay out of football picks
I know that's what you're saying
That's your opinion, I have mine
Kiss my ass, we'll be right back
Well I'm not the most
Most physical guy
But won't you squeeze me tight
You need to grow my spine
And blow my lower life
Lullala
And you thought your Saturdays couldn't get any better
It just did
You're listening to The John Clay Wolf Show
The number one weekend morning show in America
Yeah, this is the John Clay Wolf Show.
We're doing good today for some reason because I've had 12 emails at the JCW Show site saying
where can I listen to your show unerrupted because we lost our East Coast affiliates
and so I think we lost Kansas City.
Just stream it.
Stream it.
Stream it.
Stream it.
If you go to JCWShow.com you can just stream it.
The live audio stream is right there.
You can go to the iHeart Media Player and stream it.
You can go to the YouTube thing and stream it.
It's there.
The podcast goes up at four o'clock today.
The recap of it without the music and the commercial breaks.
It's very, very obtainable.
Dude, iHeart's on your TV.
There's an app for it.
You can listen to it right there.
Yeah, and I'm giving price discounts today.
I'll charge you less.
It's free.
Right.
Jesus Christ.
Free.
We need to get paid better for this crap.
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Damn sure you earned it.
800-800-7234.
Turley, back to your OU thing.
Todd in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
Please state your case.
JCW, good to talk to you.
I had to go see my orthopedic surgeon this week and he is a massive OU booster.
Talk to the surgeon.
The surgery consisted of the base of his thumb, about a half inch incision, put a little
pin in there and he's been throwing all week.
And Clay, you played college football as I did.
Some bitch will play.
A couple of Percocets, a lot of Kane and Turley, OU defense scores two touchdowns and Manning
gets pulled because he gets blasted by the OU defense.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, Todd.
I agree.
He's a boomer sooner right there.
But he's saying the kid's going to play.
Anyway, I'm glad to hear somebody agree with me because you're making me second.
Guess my thoughts about Manning getting pulled.
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That's where you get the stream and there's a click for Gordon Boswell Flowers around the
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Oh, you got me a gift?
Yes.
Will you take the thing off so we can fight with it for an hour or two?
I think you should fight with it.
God bless America.
So this is for Yom Kippur.
All right.
Let's take it off for Ribbon.
So this is an international gift, by the way.
It came from a whole different continent and they just came out with it.
But we're so late for your birthday, we're just going to call it a Yom Kippur gift.
Yom Kippur!
Yeah, it's supposed to be for your birthday.
It just got here late.
And we all went in together on this.
JCWShow.com to see what John is looking for.
This is going to take forever, God.
Oh, it won't!
It's a box.
I'm not counting a knife.
A bitchin' mom.
A bitchin' mom.
He gets a gift.
And what does he do?
He bitches about it.
God bless America.
That he has to open it.
I can't get it.
I mean...
Geez, John.
Give me a car.
I didn't take a gas.
I didn't take a gas.
I didn't wrap it.
Oh, my Lord.
This is great radio.
Ain't she got no pocket knives, man?
No.
JD?
I mean, JD's got to have a pocket knife.
It's like when my kid would get toys.
Oh, here it is.
He got it open.
He got it open.
When my kid would get toys, I'd have to put them together and unwrap the little
crap.
Oh, I like that Rolling Stones.
This was...
I rode to Sound Warehouse on my bicycle in 1970 and whatever and picked this album up.
So this one actually means...
What is it for the radio?
Oh, Rolling Stones Tattoo U Vinyl.
This is awesome.
That's remastered.
No, this is awesome.
Look what it came with, though.
The Rolling Stones just bought their own rum company.
And it's called Crossfire Hurricane Rum.
And that just came out.
And it's one of a thousand limited deals.
Is this a butt plug?
It comes with a Mick Jagger Mouth liquor pourer.
You stick that in the bottle and it'll pour from...
If anybody says that they don't know what to get me, they're wrong because this is good.
Good.
I love this.
Now, you don't understand what this...
This is memories waiting on a friend who's on this album.
I mean, this was a...
Yeah, thank you.
That's the record.
The liquor was picked out by Bobo.
Of course.
He'll drink it all.
Bobo got himself a present there.
Well, we've got to test it to make sure it's good, right?
Don't we?
I mean, that's what part of the reason...
What Bobo is doing is drinking on a Saturday morning.
Well, it'll take an hour to unwrap it.
Don't keep talking while I'm unwrapping.
Okay.
We can do another story here.
Are we breaking?
Or are we doing this?
Okay.
Is that six minutes?
This is a great story, Tim.
I'm glad we have six minutes because it's going to take that long for me to tell
the story.
A 175-pound bear was caught on video roaming the Isles of the Dollar General.
This was in New Jersey last Tuesday.
Of course.
Here's the cop cam.
Here's the cop cam audio along with a witness.
Now, the witness got very emotional over the whole ordeal because apparently the bear had
to be euthanized at the end.
Oh, no.
I know.
Jadie's had a breath from unwrapping all this.
I can't believe it.
I'm very upset about the bear.
Okay.
Number seven.
This is not good.
Come on.
Calm with me.
He's going through the front of the store.
Clear the front of the store.
There's people in the store.
I would rather get the bear out of the store, have them follow me out.
They kind of like poured at each other for a little bit.
The bear got on top of them.
My guys were outside, luckily enough.
They've got the bear distracted long enough to get my dog on a leash.
My heart just sank.
I got tears in my eyes.
I'm tearing up now thinking about it.
I asked the cop, was that just a tranquilizer or did you have to shoot him?
And he said we had to shoot him.
And I started crying.
I started crying.
Man, we're there.
That's very sad situation.
Man, we're there.
That was a female bear.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
That was a female bear.
Why?
They had to put it.
But the good news is we have good news.
The Rolling Stones bourbon is good.
The good news is we have the husband of the bear here in studio with us and he's dressed
up very nice outfit, by the way, but you're in black because you're in morning.
And you were going to, you told me off camera that you were going to actually do it like
a melody, like a song, like a tribute to your wife.
You have it already.
Her name was Matilda.
It was Matilda.
Okay.
Matilda.
So you have a song from Matilda and it's your tribute to your poor wife who was killed.
Yeah.
We had three little cubs.
Oh, no.
Timmy, Todd and Buzz.
Didn't know.
Yeah.
Buzz is real broke up.
I bet he is.
He's five.
Well, you don't want to get killed in a dollar scale.
Oh.
Oh, you're okay.
You're going to be okay.
Are you going to be strong enough to sing the song?
She just couldn't say no to her.
Can y'all just do it.
Yeah.
She was in there getting jiff peanut butter.
Jiff peanut butter?
Yeah.
She was in there getting jiff peanut butter.
Oh.
All right.
Sing the song.
Here we go.
Before John kills us both.
Here it goes.
Oh.
John, what's wrong?
You've been listening to Taylor's.
You do something nice for me and so you throw this at me to ruin it.
You've been listening to Taylor Swift all week.
You need to hear this.
This is Matilda's favorite song.
Of course.
Love the movie, I'm sure.
Here we go.
Every night in my dreams, I see you.
I feel so dumb.
That is how I know you go on.
Oh, no.
You're okay.
Or across the distance.
Yes.
And the space is between us.
You have come to show you go on.
Thank you.
You got to get to the chorus.
Oh, there's more.
There for wherever you are.
I believe that the heart does go on.
Touching bears singing this lovely.
What's more?
You open the door.
And the dollar general store will go on.
We love you, Matilda.
Steve in Pennsylvania, president of the John Clay Wolf fan club.
How are you, sir?
I'm doing well, John.
Happy first Saturday of October.
I'm sorry you had to wait through that.
It's unnecessary.
It gave me a moment to collect my thoughts.
That's fine.
Yeah, I haven't.
What's on your mind, buddy?
Hey, man, we got six Wolfpack birthdays this month.
We got Victor, Philly Phil, Kayla Grady, Dr. J on 290, Big Al,
and his wife, Christina Valdez.
So we got six biggies this month.
I'll give a shout out to all the Wolfpack birthdays.
Thank you.
I've tuned into whoever talks on the chat on, you know,
the chat on the side of the YouTube stream.
How many people are on there right now?
Let me look.
I've got it up.
700?
600.
Yeah, 600.
Yeah.
That's not me.
I don't know who that is.
It says John Wolf and it asks questions like,
hey, what's everybody doing today?
That's not, is that Rob?
Yes.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's cool.
There's something else.
Rob, cool.
He picked the flickering.
Oh, good, good, good, good, good.
Yeah, there was some like schizo stuff going on earlier.
What's the name of the fan club?
That's weird.
Wolfpack nights you say sell that bitch.
That's right.
That's right.
Wolfpack nights.
We've got to tighten it up, so we're taking suggestions.
It's two years in.
We've got to tighten it up.
Well, I mean, if you want to...
We've got to monetize it, John.
If you want to keep it small, keep it that hard name
that nobody can remember, it's fine with me.
I'm just flattered that you guys have taken the initiative
to do that.
I mean, JD, we have our own fan club.
Well, we do indeed.
You do.
Well, we do.
We are a wee.
We asked you.
We're going to celebrate our birthdays this month.
Six birthdays.
All together.
January babies.
Yes.
Thank you, Steve.
October birthdays come from January babies.
Well, happy birthday, y'all.
800-800.
Oh, happy birthday, Johnny.
He ain't blind.
Happy birthday to you.
All right.
We'll be right back.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
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Austin, Texas.
John, you've got an 84 Honda Accord.
Yes, sir.
With 80,000 miles.
How long have you owned it?
86,217.
I've owned it since about five years.
Where'd you buy it?
I bought it.
It was advertised up in Northern California.
So I flew up there and drove it back.
Hatchback?
Is it a hatchback?
No, no.
It's the four-door sedan, the base DX model.
What do you think this car is?
Oh, gosh.
I don't even know.
Tell you the truth.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't even know.
Tell you the truth.
What did you pay for it?
I paid about $4,000 for it, but I put a lot of work into it.
I've got a new carburetor in there.
I've done the front and rear brakes, new discs, rotors, pads, hardware, new carb, I mentioned
that.
Did the water pump and the timing belt, all new belts and things like that.
Mechanically, it's like.
Turley, we hand me the gun.
Hand me the gun.
I'm sorry.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
Hand me the gun.
What is that for?
You're going to finish.
I think he's, he's already, he's all passed out now.
He's done.
You're getting too nerdy on him.
No!
No!
Two, two grand.
Okay.
It's John.
It's a, it's an 84.
A corn.
Hey, let me tell you something.
The reason I took the call and he is right.
Like if it had 30,000 miles as a hatchback, we'd probably give eight grand for it.
The, the, the nerds are coming out in the old Honda world.
Like the CRVs.
That was called a CRX.
What was the little gay one that's like the DJs would drive?
Just CRX.
Clo drove it.
CRV, CRX.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Those things are really coming up in value in a dumb way.
Two-seater.
These dumb cars are coming back.
That car, you know, it should be worth $300.
It's worth two, 2,500, maybe three.
But yeah.
Anyway.
Um, but when you get into, like when they start talking about all the things that they've
done.
New carburetor.
So all I'm thinking is so it works, you know, so versus if you didn't do all that, it wouldn't
work.
And I wouldn't buy it.
Right.
Now it works.
You don't get extra credit for fixing broken things.
Right.
That's true.
You know, the money's three grand, but I did this and this and this and this.
What needed it?
Otherwise you wouldn't get three grand.
Anyway, I liked your car.
I'm not banging on it.
Um, it's just not quite good enough.
Well, he didn't tell me what it takes.
I just told him I'd give two grand for it.
He said he bought it for four.
So imagine.
And, and, and, and, and.
Yeah.
I think a 30,000 mile one, it doesn't matter.
I wasted a lot of time on an old Honda.
Huh.
Jimmy Arranger over sport with, um, 30,000 miles turbo.
Just curious.
Hey, go to give me the Vin.com and love this one up.
I want to buy it.
Yep.
Yeah.
I like it.
I like it a lot, a lot better than that Honda.
A lot better than that Honda.
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You've been on hold for three and a half hours.
Wow.
What is it that you want to know?
I'll listen to the whole show on hold.
I don't care.
It gives me a chance to multitask.
And you got that boom hour vibe going to this morning.
And what does your hat mean?
My hat?
Oh, you're watching on the stream.
Oh, it says FOOSE.
Yes.
You don't know what that is?
From six o'clock.
No, I don't.
Okay.
FOOSE is...
You know who Snoop Dogg is?
Yes.
Do you know who Michael Jordan is?
Yes.
Okay.
Chip FOOSE is that level of the car building world.
He's, to many people, the greatest all time.
FOOSE.
Overhauling was the TV show.
Riddler, Ward, a winner.
He's the man of hot rods in car building.
You ever heard of Boyd Cottington?
No.
But boom hour...
I don't know who boom hour is,
but I'm glad to know that you enjoy us
and you know nothing about cars.
And that's fine.
Yeah.
Crap, I've got a surprise for you.
Hold tight just a second.
Here's who Chip FOOSE is.
Hang on a second.
Chip FOOSE, are you there?
I am here.
All right.
So now we know what my hat is.
I got a gimme hat.
I was over at FOOSE's the other day
in the Huntington Beach
and you can't leave a place like that
without a gimme hat.
I've had a lot of people say,
hey, get me one of those hats.
I'm like, yeah, go to the website
and get a hat.
I got mine for free.
I ain't giving...
If I get another one for free,
I'm not giving it to you.
So, you know, you and I spent, God,
four hours together the other day.
And the most interesting thing,
and I don't know if I can talk about it
on the radio and stop me if I can't,
but the Ford GT story?
Yes.
Is that secret or is it okay
to talk about?
Well, I was paid by Ford to...
Not talk about it?
...do some development work.
But I was also told that, you know,
the shareholders wouldn't appreciate
that Ford is going outside of their design group
to get things done to a little shop in California.
But I enjoyed every project I did,
and that was when Jay Mays was director
of design at Ford Motor Company.
And he just allowed me to play with those guys.
What year was it?
Like 2000?
Because the car, the Ford GT came out in 05.
What year did y'all do the change?
Yeah, that was...
That's the 2005-06 model that, you know,
Camillo Pardo is credited
with all the design, but I did the initial sketch
and I worked on the Clay model with Camillo and Jay,
and we just had a blast.
So that's what he's telling y'all.
A couple different projects.
That's what he's telling y'all.
No, I'm talking to my guys.
He's telling the nice version.
But another version is he got there.
They called him in to approve it.
He said, hey, we want another set of eyes on this.
So he goes up to Detroit and he looks at this thing.
This is the Ford GT, the iconic Ford GT.
And he looked at that thing and said, this is a train wreck.
It looks like a Fiero.
Stop what you're doing.
We've got to start over.
Now you didn't say that, Chip, I did.
You're repeating the story I told you
that probably shouldn't be repeated in the press.
So they created this car
and it's moving towards the million-dollar mark.
This car just keeps going up in value.
Right now you're working on your SEMA car.
You said you didn't leave the shop
or you didn't get home till 4.30
so you got pulled all night?
Well, I've got myself and my crew.
We've been working between two and four o'clock
every night for the past probably five weeks.
Oh, I didn't know that.
And we'll be doing the same thing up until the opening
of SEMA, which is November 3rd.
Why do you guys always do this?
Why do y'all do this to yourself?
Why don't y'all start earlier?
We do a lot with gas money.
It's the same thing.
Y'all know when the date is.
Do what?
Yeah, if we had another two months,
we would use every hour as well.
I got you.
Because you're trying to make the cars perfect
as you can.
I got you.
And yeah, it happens every year.
It's crazy.
I was calling in because I think
you could probably be some help.
I need therapy.
What kind of therapy?
I have a hoarding problem.
I have way too many cars.
We walked through them the other day.
He's got, he's got several racked up.
He's got several racked up.
It's pretty, pretty good stuff.
What was that one car you said was a Steve McQueen?
Oh, that's a date to my Augusta.
Right.
A Pantera.
And was it his personal?
It's the car that came out.
It's the car that came out before the Pantera.
Oh, see, I didn't know.
Was it in a movie or was it just his personal rig?
Well, the story that I heard was the car
actually belonged to his agent.
And when he was dating Ali McGraw,
he was using that car to go out
so nobody would know who it was.
Ah, was he cheating on his own lane?
And I don't know, I don't know all the facts,
but I've got a line on a couple different people
that may remember the exact story of this car.
I'm working on trying to find all the facts.
And before, before I do what I'm going to do to the car,
because if it is, in fact, something that Steve McQueen
was involved with, I should probably leave it alone,
just restore it back to what it was exactly.
But if it wasn't, then I'm going to cut it up
and build it the way I want to build it.
I want to tell you guys something that are,
if you're in the cars or not in the cars,
go to Chip Foose's YouTube channel
and watch the video on the, oh God, my brain's slipping.
What's the car you're building right now
that the gazillion dollar?
No, the gazillion dollar car for the dairy farmer.
Oh, the Duesenberg.
Yeah, Duesenberg.
He's taken a Ducey and turning it into a modern version street rod,
not really modern, but I mean, I don't know exactly what you're doing,
but it is, I think that will be one of your finest moments,
in my opinion.
And you've had plenty.
Well, thank you.
I think so also.
It's a J-Model Duesenberg.
I think just less than 600 built.
And, you know, I've wanted to build a car like this
for over 30 years, but when you bought a Duesenberg
back in the late 20s, early 30s,
you bought the J-Model chassis only.
It didn't come with a body on it.
They went to coach builders.
And then you took that, yeah,
you took it to a coach builder
and they designed and built your car.
So, Rob and Jeannie Hallardies,
they bought a Duesenberg.
They bought one that when it was being restored in the 60s,
the body shop where they were painting the car burned down.
So there's a reproduction body that was put on this car.
So we're not destroying something of great value.
Right.
We have pulled that body off,
and we're going to design and build a new body
just as if it were done back in the 30s,
but something that is much more, hopefully,
much more beautiful than what most Duesenbergs were.
The sketch you showed me is just over the top.
I'm excited to see that.
Are you all going to put it up for Riddler?
I don't know that we'd take it to the Riddler.
If he wants to, I would love to take it there.
Yeah, we're not really building a hot rod,
that is a hot rod show,
but the level of build would definitely be,
it would work there.
The Riddler is the highest award of car build.
I didn't know it was just hot rods.
I thought it was all of them.
So it might be more of a pebble car, I guess.
That's what my goal is, is to get it to Pebble Beach.
Right.
Share it with that crowd.
That's where most Duesenbergs would go.
Yeah, but this one's a little different than that sketch.
It's got more sex on it than most Duesenbergs.
Well, thank you.
That's the goal.
It's bad ass.
I met Chip because Brandon, you know, the pimp,
Turley, because I met Sunbury Brandon from Turley
because Turley was doing radio before he had met me
and Brandon would bring his bikini team around
and Brandon helped us with the motorcycle rally
and he was in our little museum in Walnut
and I bought Chip Fuss's Chevelle that he built for a guy in Dallas.
Oh, it's bad ass.
Rawlins and I bought it together
and Brandon was in there
and he took a video of it and he sent it to Chip
because he knows Chip from the BMX world.
Oh.
And that's how he and I hooked up.
So Chip, when you see that, is it kind of like,
oh, I remember my kid back in the day
when, you know, I let her go out into the world.
When you see it, what does that do?
Bring members to you?
Well, I built that.
I started to build that Chevelle for myself
and I had built a 67 C10 pickup
and I used an all original 67 Z28 Camaro motor in it
and I put Camaro bumpers
and some other Camaro details on the car
and then I renamed it
and I called it instead of a C10
and with the Z28 motor, I called it the C28
and I built it so it looked like
what if the factory was playing around
with the idea of a sport truck back in 1967?
And I built it for myself, took it to SEMA,
one of my clients had seen it
and he wanted it really bad
so I sold it to him
and I regretted selling it to him.
He had sold it to Fred who had the Chevelle
and the reason he had the Chevelle is
when Fred got the truck, I borrowed it from him one day
for another SEMA show
and he came to the show and said
hey, if you know anybody interested in the truck,
I'd like to sell it.
Well, I was interested
because I had built it for myself
so I said, I'm really interested
but I'd like to trade you something for it.
He says, what do you have?
I said, let's start this way.
What do you want?
He said, I always wanted a 70 Chevelle
and I had the one.
I had done the drawings of it.
I showed him the drawings
and I said, I'll build this.
He said, done.
So I built the Chevelle, gave it to him.
I got my C28 back.
Still have it to this day.
It's sitting in the lobby of Magnaflow
down in Oceanside
but it's a really cool truck
but when Brandon sent me the video
I didn't even know Fred had sold it.
I'd have bought it back
if I didn't Fred was selling it
but now of course,
he's got it.
I'm holding hostage.
I'm going to have to pay through the nose
if I want to get it back.
Yeah, that's a good car, man.
I mean, I've driven a lot of Resto mods
but that thing is,
I'm unfortunate.
You're not supposed to fall in love with them
but I fell in love with it.
So, oh, hey.
That's my problem.
That's why I can't sell these cars.
I got you.
Put on your calendar
November 15th.
I don't know what,
and it'll be after SEMA
and I can probably get you out here
because I could plan to come to California
and work that way,
can bring you out here
but we're doing a car show out here.
We did it last year
and Rollins and I put it on
and it's pretty,
that little town I was telling you about.
So if that works,
I'd love to have you be a part of it.
November 15th in Walnut Springs, Texas.
All right, let's try to fix it.
Only if I can drive my Chevelle.
All right, there you go.
That's a deal.
That's a deal.
Chip Foos, thank you.
Wake up.
Have some coffee.
Get back to work.
I guess you're going until three
in the morning again tonight.
The SEMA craze.
Yeah.
All right.
Thanks for calling in.
And then probably in about two weeks,
it'll start being all-nighters
and just stay up and get the thing done.
All right.
It was great meeting you
and I will see more of you.
And thanks for calling in.
November 15th.
You guys have a wonderful day.
Thank you, sir.
November 15th.
Yep.
I mean, all right.
That'll help.
Awesome.
Yeah.
That's the man, dude.
Gene Simmons is coming to my
rock and roll show.
Yeah.
You want to show a car off
to Chip Foos?
Yeah.
I mean, I would be amazing.
Pretty cool.
You know something about something?
Yeah.
You guys saw the offer
about the Godfather movie
and Albert Air's buddy
produced that.
Yeah.
Bob Evans, a pair of my
pictures.
That was his car
and his girlfriend,
Ali McGraw,
was fooling around
with Steve McQueen
and they were on the low
down.
Yeah.
So it's that's a legendary ride.
There's some nuggets of info.
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Of us going through the
good guys thing,
me cutting on cars
and doing that thing.
Doing the,
what is it that Simon used
to do?
Yeah.
Just like bitching about cars
and what's good and what's
bad.
People seem to like it.
So I'll keep doing that
because somebody's going to
get mad.
Somebody's going to get mad.
Somebody's going to get mad.
These are their babies.
The back tracks.
We're going to hurry this up
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800-800-7234.
Call in if you know the
Smiths.
Cut one.
Cut two.
Pretty easy.
What are you shaking your
head at, Turley?
You know that?
It's just the Smiths.
It's like, it just reminds me
of just if you had,
if you ever listened to the
Smiths, that means you had
a bunch of chicks in your car
basically.
You've got to call in and
tell us what the name of
those two songs are from
1982, the Smiths.
Cut one.
Cut two.
Sounds like Oasis
when they're playing
backwards.
You know how I used to get
Chris Cornell mixed up with
a Foo Fighter guy.
Dave Grohl.
Dave Grohl.
I used to get the Smiths
mixed up with the
Cure.
Yeah.
Well, they're both
face-painted.
Well, here I am a
Sticks Led Zeppelin guy.
Right.
Yeah.
But when I was a junior
in high school, all those
little freshmen and
sophomore girls loved the
Smiths.
Over psychedelic furs,
over the best mode.
And they were smoking
those little vagina
slimes.
They were your first,
the first GMO,
Virginia Slims.
I mean, goth girls
I ever saw.
That was, yeah.
Little Capri pants
and Capri cigarettes.
Smoking clothes, man.
We weren't smoking
clothes in high school
really much.
Those girls, those little
girls were.
Yeah.
They were smoking clothes.
Smoking clothes.
They were smoking those
little menthol, little skinny
Virginia slimes and
Capris.
Oh, they liked us too.
Little Capris
cigarettes.
They were only
like what, six albums
basically?
And they broke up.
A2 to A7.
Today is the 43rd
anniversary.
I can't count.
1982 on this day,
they did their first
band.
They were like the
opening act.
So that long ago.
Yeah.
You think anybody's
going to get these, that
listens to the show.
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Guess the name of these
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You don't get my hat.
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I mean, I'm cool. I've had a lot of people want to take this hat or ask me if I can give them one
I'm like I got a gimme hat. This is the best gimme hat I ever got. I'm really happy with me
Give me a gimme hat or a special thing, you know. Oh, yeah
I mean the tractor store the feed store the this the that the gimme hat. Yeah, but this one's a little cooler
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There's a live album that came out last year. That is all their biggest has performed live over one big show in
2002 or like 92 or I don't know my night because they haven't been back together
They won't more see it's been a long time
They got together a little while after their last album to this this big live album
It's a double LP still in plastic still shrink wrap very nice from born late record this guy
We're working on this car Richard and I are working on launching a car
TV network, it's called a fast jam. Yeah, and I was working on that this week a little bit and I went to an AI
media movie
consortium thing in LA on
Tuesday and it was so
My god almighty
It was I was like this is like a movie from Kurt. This is like a scene from curb your
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And it was just so LA I was like this is just so funny me she's me sitting here
They're just movie people and lawyers and they're talking about me was cool Dallas has turned into a lot of that
Actually, it really has
But it was it was
Just all the stereotype of LA what you think it was that's what was there how many AI movies are coming out a lot
But there's a lot of legality problems with it. Ah a lot and there were a lot of lawyers in the room
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About this episode
John Clay Wolfe and his crew dive into a lively mix of topics including personal anecdotes, psychological quizzes on narcissism and sociopathy, and discussions about drugs like Kratom and Salvia. They touch on sports betting, music debates featuring Taylor Swift and classic rock, and car market insights with a special guest, Chip Foose, sharing stories about iconic car builds. The show also features listener calls about cars, sports predictions, and humorous stories, wrapped in the show's signature irreverent and conversational style.
Welcome back partner--hope you're ready for a high time with the Wolfe Pack this week! First-and-foremost, in case you missed John Clay's birthday? So did we! But the crew is making it up to him with a special gift from across the pond that took so long to get here, we're just going to call it his Yom Kippur gift, whattayasay? (And who wouldn't like a bottle of the Rolling Stones' new "Crossfire Hurricane" brand of rum?! Of course, John has cars weighing heavily on his mind--and there is a LOT of informative car talk here, including an interview with the legendary Chip Foose, who has a lot of interesting irons in the fire to tell the Wolfe Man all about; meanwhile JD Ryan has some hilariously tragic news items, including an MMA fighter who beat up a fellow who tried to sneak into his house, and a poor mama bear who got lost in a Dollar General store, and had to be euthanized (her husband drops by to pay his own special tribute in song); the Colonel, Mike Turley, has some serious betting propositions to run past John Clay, who is actually beginning to catch up in total winnings over the last couple of weeks--will it last? And of course we've got DJ PreKay slingin' the hits, and Bobbo brought along our old friends Keith Richards, Lunchee Pinochee, and a lot more. So grab a chair at the Roundtable and crack open an ice cold Natty Light...it's show time y'all!