#524 John Clay Wolfe Show 10.04.25

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Saturday morning, great to be here. Live. Good morning. Wake up. Get your coffee.

Knock one out. Roll your old lady over. Get it out of the way. It's time to get to work.

Yeah. Get to work. Time to get to work on guy stuff. Yes, guy stuff.

It's the guy show. Saturday morning. Oh, you know, I was looking at our YouTube

channel has been growing in our male to female ratios, like 92 to eight.

Oh, yeah. Well, imagine that.

What kind of guy show a little bit?

Well, I mean, ladies like to tune into this because they like to hear the inside

of the locker room talk. All right. Yeah.

I mean, they call the show a lot of times.

They hit me personally off the air quite often.

Oh, really? I don't know how many show listeners have you ever had sex with?

Oh, golly. I mean, that's very personal.

That have like tracked you down and demanded your love making.

Oh, seven. Eight.

I remember that first one in Houston.

Yep. Yep. Yep. Crazy one. I was there for that.

Oh, yeah. First one with with this program.

Yeah. Listen, I was.

I've been jogging radio shows since I was 17, man. Right.

And it started in a small, small town where women can find you easily.

I'm sure. And they did.

And those were good times.

You know,

I mean, I don't want to play myself like I'm the most promiscuous person

in the world, but for a time, I may have been and that's OK.

Well, tell us a little more about that.

Tell us your butt stories, Uncle Bobo and the big chair.

I don't, you know, there weren't a lot of butts.

Yeah, I bet that's kind of crazy to say.

Oh, you're from Johnson County, right?

But stories by Uncle Bobo.

We don't have that where I come from.

But stories. No, we don't call it that.

My brother always told me his butt stories.

Huh. That was that was a.

My brother was like Chet from Weird Science.

But yeah, tell me your butt story, Junior, and you slap me.

You know, the only reason that girls date

you is so that she can be closer to me.

You know, the only reason you got that. Oh, there's no question.

Oh, absolutely. Absolutely.

The only reason that that girl's out here over here at the house.

Yeah. Acting like she wants to hang out with you.

It's so that she could be around me.

They did that just to upset you.

No, he believed it. No, he has mirrors.

See, I always thought that a lot of that was like me

projecting at because I had an older sibling, too.

And all my young life,

I felt like I was getting quite a dose of that for my older sister

at narcissistic binge.

And looking back, I think a lot of that may have just been like my insecurity.

What was your what was your the word narcissistic, by the way?

I mean, this is coming from a narcissist.

It's completely overused.

I mean, it's just it's just become so mainstream.

I mean, like the dog is narcissistic all the same.

It's like a yield sign.

They're using it for everything.

So you calling your sister narcissistic,

you it brought it brought you down a notch in my eyes.

I felt like I felt like she made things all about her.

But I was saying, actually, not that she was

that I felt like maybe she was.

And looking back the way we get along now, we really,

you know, spend good time together and have good talks.

I think it might have just been me.

So what you're saying in your projection to John

is actually it was his perception.

No, no, no, this is all about me.

Oh, I don't listen.

I've met I've met your brother.

It's all about you. You know, I mean, I'll take your word for it.

But he's always real cool to me.

But he's great.

You know, narcissists, pardon me.

But we'll get a handle on you that way.

They'll be really nice and lovely, friendly.

And it's a skill.

And they pick you up by the neck and ready a little bit, you know.

It's it's it's a different kind of grooming, grooming like.

Like grooming.

Yeah, they're going to be nice to you until you're at ease.

Then they get you.

You know, they shake you like a dog.

What do they want?

Do they want your sex?

I think no, I think just power and control control.

Sociopaths do and as do sociopaths.

That's actually a better word a lot of the time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You always said Russ Martin was a sociopath.

Absolutely.

There's a there's a online.

There's a quiz.

There's like 10 questions.

Does this person do this, this, this, this and Russ, I love him to death.

Literally, he's dead. Check, check, check.

You can't love him anymore.

Every single one.

Can you pull that quiz up?

I'll look it up.

We should probably take it.

See who else is in the show.

I'm curious.

Joe and Pittsburgh, are you a narcissist or a sociopath?

Neither, as far as what I've been.

Oh, he dropped.

Hmm, just not very good with a telephone.

I bet it's our system.

You know, I asked Sean to redo it a while back, but it still screwed up.

Joe, sorry, it cut off.

Joe.

Bye, Joe.

Hey, pre-K, put him on hold.

Why are you sitting there talking to speech impediment

parents for 20 minutes?

I mean, what are y'all talking about?

Really? Really?

What are you talking about?

Well, you know, he's a really smart guy.

We mostly talk about like politics

and, you know, just current events.

What's going on?

You're supposed to be sitting here screening phone calls

and you're on the phone with speech impediment parents.

Terrence, film me in real quick on your conversation with pre-K.

Yeah, we were talking about both dealings.

You know, he said he'd like to get one year of credit,

but, you know, I think it's just have all four years.

OK, that makes no sense.

That's cool.

Well, that ain't right the way he roughed up that lady.

And he's not on video.

Oh, he's talking about Diddy. Diddy, yeah.

Oh, he said Bo Diddly.

He said Bo Diddly.

Right.

So speech impediment parents and the white black guy,

DJ Pre-K, are having a rapper battle

conversation on the side during the show

while pre-K is supposed to be screening the phone calls.

Talking about pay you, Diddy.

We're in and trying to keep me alive.

I need you to quit calling in and diddlin my pre-K.

Oh, Bo Diddly.

OK, how about that lady with those girls?

She's 91.

Her name is Jay.

And I'm.

Hold tight.

Hey, Terrence, hold that thought.

OK, JD, are you ready?

You got this quiz for the quiz?

Yes. These are I'll give you the short version.

And is this for the narcissist or for the crazy sociopaths?

This is this is the worst version.

Narcissists are kind of self-centered.

Sociopaths are actually dangerous.

OK. A hunger for power or dominance.

And are we scoring ourselves?

If you'd like, you score this any way you want to.

Are you scoring yourself?

Yeah, I'm scoring myself in my head.

Bob, are you scoring yourself?

Oh, yeah. OK.

So I'm going to check myself as yes.

OK, I agree. Yeah.

On you. Yeah.

OK, sure. I mean, it's just do we want to keep going forward?

Do we want to do better?

Do we want power? Yeah. Yes.

Devious or deceptive tendencies?

Oh, yeah, I'm going to have to say yes on that.

Yeah, it can be. Yeah.

This is one to five.

Just yes or no. Just yes or no.

Oh, ruthlessness in your pursuit of your goals.

Ruthlessness.

So she a sociopathy folks.

Not anymore. OK.

I'm just saying no for me. OK.

Hostile or aggressive toward others.

Hostile or aggressive.

Either one toward others.

Not anymore. No, I'm there for him.

But this is great.

That you don't get cured of sociopathy.

I'm sorry.

Easily or angered or irritated.

Yes.

No, that's great.

Did you freak out and threaten to kill the drive through people?

Not easily, though.

But not easily.

Yes, I killed them, but not easily.

Wait, wait, you said killed?

No, not killed. Not killed.

This says easily angered or irritated.

Is that the fourth question of the fifth?

That is number five. OK.

Number six is are you irresponsible in your decision

making? No.

OK. Are you what in your decision?

Irresponsible in your decision.

This is a sociopath test.

Yeah, there's 15.

You don't keep going.

Number seven, superficial charm or powers of persuasion.

Yeah, superficial charm or powers of persuasion.

So like con man.

Correct. No.

And the next one falls under the kind of the same thing.

Broken moral compass or limited conscience.

I'd say no to everybody.

My wife says I do not have empathy.

Oh, I get that all the time, too.

Yeah, but that's not a question.

I haven't asked that one.

Few close bonds or personal relationships,

personal relationships, very few close bonds.

OK, now you've got lots of friends.

Do you have manipulative tendencies?

Hell, everybody in this room gets a big yes.

There's a couple more here.

Entitled or impunity.

Are you feel entitled or like you're better than everybody?

No. OK. No.

I'll just do a couple more here.

Bobo disagrees.

Bobo would like a heatlink.

John says no.

Cheap thrill seeking tendencies.

Oh, yeah.

Motocross.

John, you definitely yes on that.

All right.

I'm guilty, too.

Emotional detachment, a final sign of a sociopath

or emotional detachment which may show up as being cool,

callous or emotionally absent.

No. Me?

I mean, are you?

Is that not empathetic?

I mean, that would kind of go in there.

That's a yes for Teryl.

Oh, sure. Yeah.

If you have to ask, yeah, it's like the alcoholic test.

If you have to ask, you probably are.

Yeah, nihilism, basically.

I suffer from a bit of that as well.

I'm going to say I disagree on me,

but I when I'm being like that,

I want to be the other way.

Like, when I need to be like that,

I want to be, I'm sorry,

when I need to be like that, I'm wanting to be empathetic.

OK.

But I have a callous, I mean, I can turn it off.

But you perceive it's happening.

Yeah, but you're absolutely.

You're a USDA grade businessman.

I mean, you've got a mode you've got to go into sometimes

to be framed and focused.

Sure. I think that's a good way to put it.

I know it's happening, but I'm like, I don't want to show it.

Yeah.

There you go.

Yeah.

No, it's happening, but I just don't care.

I didn't. I killed him because he needed to be killed.

Right.

That's sadly.

Open the door, clearly.

A true sociopath will shoot you.

And this is what you do and make you think you it's your fault.

OK, would I have shot with you?

Who brought who brought you into this room?

You brought yourself into this room, right?

Would I have shot you if you weren't in this room?

Duh, you it's your fault.

I shot you.

But have you ever shot a person?

Me, no.

Have you?

Who's saying about that Cypress Hill?

How I could just kill a man?

So how many do we have to say?

I never killed a person.

I've never shot a person.

I've never shot at a person.

I'm not sure that's on the test, but I mean,

somebody walked into your room and he thought that they had a gun.

Yeah, I would shoot him.

I would.

Yeah, I've thought about this a lot.

I mean, I would definitely shoot him if it got to the point

where I knew they needed to be shot.

Yeah.

But God, wouldn't it suck to shoot the wrong person?

That man needed killing.

I know a guy who just was horny.

And he met a girl at the bar, 32 years old.

And he went to the address he she gave him for the booty call.

And he went and she said, just walk in the front door.

It's unlocked.

I'll be in the bedroom waiting.

And he walked in the front door and it was unlocked.

And he walked in and he got shot.

He died.

Wow, who shot?

That's a real story.

The guy that was in the house, she gave him the right.

He got the wrong address.

It was next door.

Son of a bitch.

And that's speaking of boys and girls,

dear season is among us and the bucks are almost in the rut.

And that's when they go down.

Yep, you got to be careful.

For that reason.

So how many on the list there do you have to have a yes to?

If, you know, if you're 80 percent, yes, you're probably the sociopath.

I don't think it were 80.

It was probably more 60.

60. I got four.

You're leading that way.

So you're probably just a narcissist, not a sociopath.

Yeah, they're four out of 12.

That's, you're not.

You're a normal guy.

Dude, I'm fine, man.

I'm just weird.

Just a narcissist, not a sociopath.

No, I'm a misfit.

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Speaking of misfits, we'll talk about Diddy when we come back after we do the car deal.

Call right back.

Call right.

Wait, what?

I'll be right back.

Be right back.

But we're going to load up the car.

If you're a retard and you can't speak.

Oh, there he goes.

You can't really say that, John.

I knew he was going to dump me, but I just wanted to get it.

I just wanted to get it out.

We're going to get the dump machine one.

I wanted to get the dump machine out for the morning.

It's not done.

The lightning round is coming up.

People on the stream heard it at JCWShow.com because it does not get dumped.

Correct.

JCWShow.com is our live stream or YouTube streaming, jump over to that.

But anyway, call in the lightning round, the car thing, eight hundred, eight

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Joe in Pittsburgh, you're on the air.

Good morning.

Hey, so a few weeks ago, I was heading home from Houston driving to

Pittsburgh and I was listening, but I was in BFE, Alabama, and my

Obama phone wouldn't connect.

You were saying that you're not a high-stakes gambler and it is my

testament and I believe I have the evidence to say that you are a

high-stakes gambler, but I have a question.

Okay.

Do you buy vehicles that have been registered and driven in the state

of Louisiana?

I made my living.

I made my first fortune off of credit vehicles that had been

registered in the state of Louisiana.

I started buying cars in Louisiana in 96 and Louisiana has been very,

very good to me.

Well, you're a high-stakes gambler, my friend, because I didn't see a car

with a, with bumpers hanging off, dense, not a straight body panel.

If you're not going 90 mile an hour, you're not going fast enough and

I'll be happy to be back here in Pittsburgh.

You were in the right place.

What the hell do you do where you're having a drive from Houston

to Pittsburgh?

Are you a contractor?

No, I got a job with a company that's based in Texas working.

I've worked on locomotives and I was in Houston for a week of training

and drove my new service truck back to Pittsburgh from Houston.

The, the flight would have been cheaper than the fuel bill.

They know that already, right?

Well, they know that, but we needed, I needed the service

truck here because this is where I work.

Gotcha.

Thank you for calling.

No.

Thank you sir.

Um, sir minus, we'll get to him in a minute.

Gene, oh, here's a comment.

I don't know what a 61 comment is.

What's a 61 comment?

Let me look it up in 1961 comment.

Is it like a grandma car, Drew?

Yeah, that's a mercury.

Is it a four door or two door?

Two.

Hmm.

Like on a scale of one to 10, how nice is it?

No, it hasn't run in years.

I love it.

This is what I've been.

Thank you for calling.

I mean, I was hoping you would call in today with this.

This is what I'm wanting.

Wow.

Let's just stop the show up.

Where do you live?

I'm heading to Pittsburgh.

Oh, you're in Pittsburgh.

Okay.

Nice comment.

Do you want more than $500 for it?

Well, what I was wondering is, is there any desire for things like these?

Because I was thinking about putting money into it, getting it all restored.

And, uh, you know, is it something even worth doing like that?

Or because I don't see them.

And I, you know, they all got crushed in the 70s.

Um, no, it's not.

It's a hundred percent sentimental value.

If that's what you want to do.

And that's a good enough excuse for most when you're done.

When you're, when you're finished spending 15 to 20,000 on it, it'll be worth six.

You say it's two door or four door?

Yeah.

It might be worth eight because it's a two.

Um, I'm looking at some, no, it's a four door.

I'm looking at some comps right now, actually.

But yeah, maybe it's worth 12, but I doubt it.

I wouldn't give it.

I don't like buying cars high that I cannot sell that people don't want.

I like liquidity.

I like desirability.

And that is a emotional car that that the problem is, you know,

you got that car because your granddad had it, but how old are you now?

52.

Right. And you're my age.

Maybe your great-granddad had it.

So anyway, everybody's dying off.

The care, the desire is dying off.

That people just don't care so they don't pay.

They'd rather take that money and buy an Iraq.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

All right. Sorry.

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Jean and Arkansas, real quick, what have you got?

Oh, how are you doing guys?

I was just listening to you guys banter about this big psychological

gumbo and I was just thinking to myself, all these guys, you guys are so good.

I just kind of jumped in the middle of it and I was like, oh my God,

this is where these guys been.

This is my kind of conversation.

Well, you can find the podcast in the YouTube video stream, jcwshow.com.

I'm glad that we keep you entertained, Arkansas.

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There is some good baseball going on right now.

It is.

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Happy Yom Kippur, everyone.

Yes.

So I had this friend that's been taking Kreatum Kreatum.

Does he may have any experience with Kreatum Kreatum Kreatum?

I've heard about it.

Kreatum?

Yeah, it's hard to get it.

It's some legal thing you can get at the smoke shop.

Yeah, they got them at the headshorts.

Like they used to have Salvia, which was legal.

Salvia was legal for about 12 weeks.

We did it on the radio once here.

800-800-7234, if you know what Kreatum is and what it's all about.

What does it do, do you know, Bob?

I think they use it to help withdraw symptoms from other drugs.

And I've heard that it can be very beneficial for that.

But, you know, since you can just walk in and pick it up and pay for it,

a lot of people are using it for, like, for recreational purposes.

And they say it's actually pretty weird.

It's an herbal substance.

You want the glistner to tell you or you want to tell them what good it has to say?

It's an herbal substance that has a stimulant or opioid effect.

Stimulates alertness, rapid heart rate, increased energy,

also can cause relaxation, confusion and pain relief.

That's a lot of things to happen at once.

Sounds like hydrocodone.

Kind of does, yeah, except you can buy it over the counter, I guess, for now.

Wow.

Yeah, I mean, I've never tried.

I think people are using, I have seen ketamine advertised legally lately in microdoses.

Yeah, they featured this on an episode of South Park a few weeks ago.

Randy in his grass farm, he lost the marijuana farm,

and he and Tauley were taking microdoses of ketamine.

They'd be talking, doing big business meetings, and what we've got is a 75% ratio.

I'm in the cloud.

75% ratio.

He just drops out for about 20 seconds.

Kind of like me jumping to Jamie.

No, he just drops out, you know, but there are all kinds of chemicals out there that,

you know, that are readily available that I wouldn't recommend at all.

What brought this up is the guy was telling me that he, you know,

he was doing this.

He had trouble getting off of it.

And he've only got off of it.

And then he found this bag of drugs and he was wondering what it was.

So he licked his finger.

Well, he didn't know his drugs, but he licked his finger and he put it in there

and he put it on his tongue.

He said it tasted like salt and he didn't go to bed for three days.

Wow.

Probably not.

And it like tripped him back out.

And I think it got him back in that zone or something.

Was that cratum?

I don't know.

He doesn't know what it was.

Yeah, it's a good thing.

If you find drugs on the ground, by the way, you definitely should.

You should put your finger in it and lick it.

That's always what I do.

Always.

That sounds to me and don't ask me how I know.

Lost weaves of Baton Rouge.

You don't pick them up and put them on your head.

That sounds to me like a very high over pH attempt at making bathtub speed.

If it tastes like salt.

What is bathtub speed?

Like, you know, these these homemade meth guys are making their own meth.

If it's low, it might turn out pink or blue.

What do you think called bath salts?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Are they salty?

I would think by the name.

I'll take a salty dog.

Who's your dad?

A John bathtub meth.

Hey, I know I just started a topic and I'd like to finish it,

but I've got a color of line three that has a more interesting story

than what we're talking about.

Jamie and Charlotte real quick.

What have you got?

Hey, can you hear me?

Yep.

Loud and clear.

Go ahead.

Hey, yes, we're on a golf trip down on Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.

I won't use any names and my buddy picks up this girl at a club.

We're all at the club, you know, hanging out and whatever.

And she's like, Hey, let's go back to my place.

So they go back there and she's like, Hey, let's go in the back bedroom.

And I'll be back there in a minute.

So he goes back there and gets undressed.

She comes back and your son dressed and the next thing you know,

her husband was in the closet butt neck and burst out and wanting to join.

So he jumps out the window.

This is no lie.

And we happen to be leaving the club and he is running up the street butt neck.

We're like, what the hell is going on?

And he's like, dude, you're not gonna believe this.

He was out of breath and totally neck and running up the street.

What age was real probably like mid 30s.

Thank you for the update, Jamie and Charlotte, North Carolina.

He was just like running full stream.

You know, we got a carload of everybody's been drinking, you know, golf trip.

And he's just like, my buddy says, damn, that's my cousin.

We're like, what?

He just picked up a girl and was like, well, so we picked him up and he's totally neck and breath.

Thank you, Jamie.

Oh my God, Terly.

Are you playing Taylor Swift all day in the afternoon with you?

For some reason, we have to play Taylor Swift's new album.

He promised his wife something.

A record company.

I used to do this on the radio and get kicked back.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

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John Clay Wolf.

We were talking about Kratom, which is this over-the-counter drug

that is an opioid replacement.

Patrick and Houston, did you do it?

I did.

I took Kratom for a couple of years.

Let me tell you, that stuff is bad news.

All I can give you is some facts.

I basically got to the point where I had to have it.

It didn't create any grade high or anything, but it gave me balance.

I went to a detox hospital and told them they put me on suboxone, which is for heroin withdrawal.

And I said, suboxone?

And he said, yeah, it's basically an opioid.

And I said, well, how do they get away with that?

He said, they have a disclaimer usually on there that says stuff like,

this is not for human consumption.

But I'm like, I wouldn't buy in that because I don't think they could do that with opium.

Well, if I went to the to the speed shop today,

if I went to the speed shop or the surf shop or the smoke shop and bought some Kratom and took it,

what would I, what would I feel?

You wouldn't feel much.

They have two kinds, basically.

Well, they have a blend, but they have two kinds.

They're red and green.

Red is like, I don't know how it's the age of the plan, I guess, or something.

But one kind of slows you down and one speeds you up.

Now the one that it gives you like the same energy as caffeine, basically,

but it doesn't give you jitters or anything.

So, you know, it's addictive as caffeine is one of the hardest things to quit.

It gives you balance, too.

So I would take it all day.

My balance is off pretty bad for my injury.

Maybe I need it.

Well, good luck.

I got to keep trucking.

Indica or Sativa?

Oh, the two choices in the couch or not in the couch.

What's the stuff you mentioned a second ago, JD, that we, uh, the salvia, salvia.

Salvia.

That was wild stuff.

Yeah.

My ex and I years ago were like, uh, we, we went to just for a little mini vacay

and went to a gas pipe, the gas pipe, the gas pipe and bought some salad.

Hey, what do you got that kind of feels funky?

Sure.

We got this salvia and here's the week.

You have to, but you have to use it towards the blades because you have to

get it really hot.

Sure.

And it's like you're gone.

You're in there forever and then you come to and they like,

how long was it?

It was like five minutes.

It goes away.

And with repeated use, you begin to see the salvia people.

Did he know this?

And that is, is not as as pleasant as it sounds, Mr.

Turley.

Chris and Galveston, what's cratum to you?

Yeah.

I'm now, I may be the exception to the rule, but I've been on pain management

since 2008 and there's time there was a time when the pharmacy couldn't get

any hydrocodone, oxycodone that couldn't get anything.

Right.

Because the way the government works, they only release so much.

You have to wait whatever.

So it was like two weeks.

I went without any pain management.

So I tried it and it didn't do nothing for me.

Now they say if you take more than recommended that it would probably do

something, but to me, it was just a waste of 30, $35.

Thank you, Chris and Galveston.

Bob, you said that speaking of drugs and old people and pain and fat,

you said that you're pre-diabetic.

No.

You know, my doctor said, I'm not going to call you pre-diabetic,

but he said you're right on the verge, but you're headed that way.

So he put me on and I can't even pronounce it.

Metformin.

And that's for diabetes.

I've been on it two weeks.

He's not pre-diabetes, but they gave him diabetic medicine.

Yeah, no.

And I'm telling you this coming Monday will be two weeks.

I've been taking it and I'm just starting to notice like when I,

I take this stuff in the morning and I'll have breakfast.

Sure.

Because it'll stir you up a little bit.

Sausage, eggs, cheese.

I'm starting to feel like this is the fourth morning in a row.

I'm feeling like I ate way too much for breakfast.

Like it's making me feel like full out.

So is it like wagovi or?

No, no, it's by, it really works on your blood sugar level.

If I, do you know what your A1C is, Bob?

I don't know.

Okay.

78?

No.

Should be six or lower.

God.

So 78 would be, you'd be dead.

You'd be dead.

Well, I'm just guessing.

Okay.

Yeah.

Now six or six or lower, six or more, you're diabetic.

It's really simple.

So it's a simple.

My doctor told me about three years ago, I was pre-diabetic.

When you get in the fives, you're pre-diabetic.

When you get in the six, you're diabetic.

And that's when I started taking that shot.

We have, oh, it's the dumpsters.

Okay.

But we started, I started taking the shot.

What's it called?

Ozympic.

Met, cool.

Yeah.

We all started taking it.

Ozympic.

And I lost about 25.

Somebody glued tight.

And I've kept it off.

It's been about three years.

That's all you lost.

Yeah, maybe 30.

And there's not a lot to lose.

Numbers got straightened out and everything was fine.

And you were never really heavy.

Well, I was pre-diabetic.

My blood pressure was getting high and all that.

And instead of working out and having to do like normal things,

I just got the shot.

And it worked for me.

Worked for me.

And I'm still doing it about once every two weeks.

Working for a lot of people.

It's fine.

Man, everybody sounds like a bunch of old folks on here.

That gives you impotency.

All our ailments and stuff.

I was thinking this morning as I took five pills

right after I got it.

Because I forgot two last night.

Are you on blood pressure?

Two of those.

Are you on cholesterol?

I think that's what this new thing is.

Because metformin is not cholesterol.

Oh, well, no.

Metformin is blood sugar.

Are you on it?

So you don't know.

Those are the three big ones that old guys get.

Chantix, amlodipine, atenolol, metformin.

And he could remember all that,

but he can't remember what I asked him to do yesterday.

There's another one.

I forgot one.

Speaking of old people.

Two chantix today.

Two chantix.

What, um, baseball?

It's an old person's game.

It used to be a young person's game.

There's young people still playing it.

Old people watch it.

I love baseball.

I don't know if that's me.

Basketball been very, very, very good to me.

Yes.

It's good games lately.

Divisional round right now.

Cubs play the Brewers today.

Yankees at three o'clock versus the Blue Jays.

And then at 5.30, Dodgers versus Phillies.

And then 7.30, Tigers versus Mariners.

Good games.

Every one of these series will go,

except for that Tigers Mariners one,

that probably might be over in six.

But I think they can see stretches to seven.

Cubs upset the Brewers.

That's possible.

Dodgers.

They're going to be back in the World Series, right?

I mean, I can't see why they won't.

But Tani's just a beast.

I'd love to see just for just a change, right?

You know, like when the Rangers won it,

it was kind of cool just to see the Rangers

actually finally go World Series.

The Mariners.

They've never been to the World Series.

That'd be kind of cool to see.

Just a little something different.

But the teams, they've got to get through to get there, though.

Yeah.

I mean, Jamie wake me up when this is over.

It's pretty slanty.

I'll let you know we're slowing down.

Baseball, it's a great sport to listen to on the radio, too.

You ever...

No, it is good for the radio.

That's the thing.

What?

On the radio, it's so slow.

It's better on the radio than it is in person.

It's so boring in person.

It's theater of the mind.

So I'm...

I got weird tendencies.

So the Yankees have been playing this against the Red Sox

and I won't watch them on television.

I'll just listen to it on the radio because

when I do watch them on television, they lose.

Oh, so it's you?

Yes, it's me.

I see, all right.

And you're not a narcissist.

Oh, no, not at all.

Not at all.

He's a nihilist.

Only good when I watch.

That's right.

He's a nihilist.

But I was controlling this game.

I am.

It's long form.

It takes...

You know, it's not really patient.

You do it passively in the back.

Yeah, nothing happens for 20 minutes.

Baseball is great on the radio.

My wife's like, why are you listening to it

when you can watch it on TV?

I was like, no, I have to listen to it on the radio.

That's our gonna win.

And guess what, JD?

They beat the Red Sox.

That's why.

That's right.

Damn it.

So...

Oh, here comes this guy again.

Does the coach call you an ass?

Well, they hate Earl Hershizer here, don't they?

I don't want to get into this.

Where comes Hey, Hershizer?

I don't want to get into this too deep

because I want to do it later.

This Taylor Swift crap.

But speaking of narcissists.

Speaking of Taylor.

So Taylor Swift dropped her new album

and everybody's excited.

We're going to cover this later in the show.

But we were pulling up at a red light yesterday

to go to our son's football game

and there was a black kitten

on a next to the road.

And my wife was just listening to Taylor Swift's new song

and it had a black kitten in it.

And she thought it was a sign.

Oh, dear Lord.

So we were, she was like seriously going to get it.

I'm like, we're not getting another cat.

But it's a sign.

I mean, so like you and the,

like you're controlling the Yankees game,

she thought Taylor was talking to her.

It could be.

It's very possible.

Maybe Taylor was talking to her.

I know Pink Floyd talked to me a couple times.

Totally different.

Me too.

Why are you running away, away, away?

So you think that's what it's doing

to females, Taylor's talking to him like Pink Floyd?

Yes.

Starting your enjoyment of an act sometimes, man.

You know, there are some rock stations

playing this music that we're playing.

The first time and last time

they'll ever play Taylor Swift is today.

Yeah.

They are good songs though.

Hello, hello, hello.

I listened to a lot of...

Are there any black kittens out there?

I listened to a lot of McCartney.

Smile if you can hear me.

In the early 80s and Taylor Swift's output right now

is a lot like that McCartney early 80s music that he's doing.

Not silly love songs, but the later stuff.

Don't say it, don't say goodnight.

I don't hate it.

I haven't bought it, but I'm hearing it everywhere

last couple of days.

Somebody likes it, John.

If she sees a Chihuahua,

she's going to say that Taylor was talking to her

because she just had it in this song right here.

Yeah, oh yeah.

And the Chihuahua's name shall be Ophelia.

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Time for you to leave again.

I'm still darker than a new football.

Soon I'll be whiter than a bathroom stall.

I remember chasing tail and cruising in my jeep.

Now I'm weak because it's the end of summer.

Night arrives, I feel a chill.

From now on it's all downhill.

And the leaves are starting to turn red.

I'm aware that they will soon be dead.

And the sign said everybody have a happy Halloween.

What's that mean?

It means the end of summer.

Thank you very much.

And live in the USA.

It's Saturday morning.

It's the John Clay Wolf Show.

starring John Clay Wolf

with JD Ryan.

Michael Turley.

And Bobby Brown.

And featuring DJ Pre-K.

Keith Richards.

With the world's biggest son of a bitch.

And Satan, the prince of darkness.

And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

Speaking of Keith Richards, good morning everybody.

He's done a lot of drugs.

We were talking about drugs earlier.

Keith, do you ever buy your drugs at the speed shop or the head shop?

I can't get it.

So if there's anybody...

I don't know how to peel the ball or the egg.

What?

Where do you buy your drugs?

Oh, drugs.

Pharmaceuticals.

Everywhere.

Since we've got a lot of people out of the town.

And I've got...

I've got a guy

in virtually every city in America.

Not only...

Not only the major ones.

But the little ones as well.

Like Birmingham.

Yeah, Mary.

He's got plugs everywhere.

A lot of laces all over the UK.

There are three things you've got to do

to make sure you're ready for a tour with a rock and roll band.

Three things you need, right?

Three things.

Number one.

And I'm not talking about ladies.

I'm talking about alcohol.

Got it.

Lesbians.

Maybe a bit of rum.

The Dominicans are making nice rum these days.

You need a bird.

A two.

One in the hand, one in the bush.

One with a bush.

That's preferable.

How to travel on the road by Keith Richards.

They say...

She's figured out the egg.

And...

Number three.

And I say narcotics, not because of opium.

Because opioids are horrible.

Don't take anything that starts with...

with...

with oxy.

All right.

If you're gonna go that way.

And don't shoot heroin.

No, I won't. I promise.

Don't shoot heroin.

Don't take opioids.

If you're gonna go that way.

Take the big boy,

step, pull your pants up.

And have yourself

a little bone.

Raw opium.

Eat it right off the plant.

He didn't know this.

Give you a nice little nap.

But it would.

Something like nine days.

But he only do that

if you've already done the major city.

Because we'll do like...

Okay, we'll do...

Chicago.

We'll do Chicago.

Big show.

A lot of people have emerged.

We make millions of dollars.

Even Charlie Watts

makes millions of dollars on that.

He's been dead for four years.

Right.

So we can skip Cincinnati.

Sure.

Where's my opium?

Rock and roll.

Thank you.

Hey, JD.

Who's the young actress

that's so mad that she got replaced?

And who replaced her?

That's so funny.

Well, it's actually kind of a humorous thing.

It's now viral video

on actresses having a meltdown.

Brittany Ray Carrera

is her name.

Imagine you're on a TV show.

You got cast. They shot the part.

Now you're going to bring all your friends over

to watch yourself on TV, right?

You got all your buddies over.

All your friends are all gathered around.

In fact, they're even videotaping.

The screening.

The screening of you on...

Like if you got a part on Landman.

You want all your friends to see you on Landman.

Well, she had a couple of them recording her.

And you'll never guess

who they put out and who they put in.

What?

Exactly.

This is the audio

from when she actually watched it with her friends.

Yeah, cut to it.

Wait, no. This is my scene.

This is my scene.

I'm responding to what he's saying right now.

We got Hailey.

Tua.

We got Tua?

Literally, this is my scene.

Did you come in later?

This is literally my scene.

I was trying to see if we could film this.

They were not in the scene!

Last holiday.

Oh my god!

I just literally realized that I could have

replaced my hockey glove.

Hockey toon.

Spent on that thing.

God, that was so soft to be cut out in post

and replaced with somebody.

And they don't tell you, if you're a bit player,

they don't tell you, they don't care.

You come on later, baby.

Maybe come on later.

Are you standing behind the Hawk Tua girl?

Hockey toon.

Spent on that thing.

That's so embarrassing.

What is that thing?

That thing.

Hockey toon. Spent on that thing.

Little whore.

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Greg in North Carolina, you've got a 94

Toyota Sarah JDM

import.

115,000 kilometers butterfly

doors once over

12,000. Hey, I don't know.

Are you there, Greg?

Yeah, I'm here.

I took a picture of this and it's got

in your phone number and I posted it

on my wholesaler buyer board.

The guys that work for the company.

And there's some JDM experts in that group

and I said, if anybody knows what this is

call Greg

and bid it because I don't know.

What is a redneck

from North Carolina

doing with a

JDM 94 Sarah?

Did you steal it or something?

No, actually

I bought it from a place up in Virginia.

They specialize in it.

Are you just trying to rebel?

Why don't you have a Z71

like the rest of your friends?

Because I don't like cars that break down

every other week.

Oh, Florida news

JD runner.

And now

from North America's own land down under

it's time for

Sunshine State news

with your certified lifeguard

JD Ryan.

You've heard of the stand your ground law

they have in Florida.

If someone comes into your home you don't have to back down.

You can stretch your ground with this Florida man.

He didn't use a gun.

He didn't even use a rock.

Florida man trained in mixed martial arts.

Left the intruder

beat up, bruised, scared, crying.

It's here he is

Hanny Rojas

talking about taking care of his intruder

the old fashioned way.

Cut number nine.

I'm prepared. It's not my first time.

I don't feel any pain. Nothing.

I don't like guns. I don't look for a knife

or nothing. Only God and my hands.

His English is so smooth.

He's just no hand. He's my aunt's, does he?

So he just took him down

put him in a choke hold.

Just beat the hell out of him.

He's hard to it and spit on that thing.

Somebody comes in with a gun. I'm not sure I want to

attack him with my hands.

You gotta be quick.

He sees no something you do.

His voice reminds me of somebody.

I'm prepared. It's not my first time.

I don't feel any pain. Nothing.

I don't like guns. I don't look for

a knife or nothing. Only God

and my hands. That's it.

God in my hands.

All I got for myself is God in my hands

and the pile of cocaine.

I sit inside my house and wait for people to break in

and I hope they do.

Because I don't shoot them.

I don't shoot them but I don't negotiate.

No, I beat them.

I beat them to hell and back.

To the age of their life and they call the cops.

The cops will commentate the people away

then I go back to the pile of cocaine

to break in and I tell you this.

I don't lock them in door.

No, and I put a yellow light on them.

And the people come and they try to

sneak in and when they do

do.

When they do is what?

I am on them like a rabbit

feline.

That's what the neighborhood calls me.

The Gato Diablo.

Devil God.

Hey Tarly, I got a question for you.

So Adam, we're not saying

as playing in Walnut

the week

I think that's the 22nd.

Saturday the 22nd, which I need to announce

and start selling tickets to.

Our car show here is

November 15th.

And

I think might have chipfus here

in Rawlins, blah blah blah

and all that stuff.

But

Corolla is not playing the weekend before.

Should I have him that weekend too?

Or should I stretch it out and have two big weekends?

Hmm. All at once

or do you want to stretch it out?

I

kind of think you do it on the 15th.

Really? Because that'd be a great

gathering right there.

It's not just the car show and

well last year.

Last year at the car show about six o'clock

they all burned off out of town.

It was over. That's why I kind of you

people stick around to see that and he's got

a car angle to him.

It would make it just synergy.

That's kind of how I feel like it.

That's just my opinion. I think synergy.

But I think dollars.

I know. I know you're thinking that.

Stretching it out and having two big weekends

at the play. I mean these places aren't

making any money. Don't not get

confused and think I'm getting rich off

of the Rattlesnake Roadhouse.

Because I am not.

So having two bigger

revenue weekends

could be

I don't know. I got to keep thinking about it.

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doing so well. It's making

the Rattlesnake is losing the money

that the Cantina is making.

Cantina is really working.

That was the best move we made here.

People are driving in from like miles

and miles. They're hooked on

the dope of that Mexican food.

It's so good. It's so good.

Cheese. They drive from Fort Worth.

Now we're just

I came here for this. When they come

remember General Joe's chicken

and I'm going to get you suckered.

They got addicted to the chicken.

It's kind of like that. It's that good.

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Joe and Pittsburgh

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Yes, sir.

And how many miles?

64,400

and something.

14 grand.

Wow.

Okay. Yeah.

I like it.

Go to your car.

Sell that bitch.

Go to givethivin.com, load it up.

Market changed.

The car market.

Guys that are long-time listeners of the show

used to hear me talk about this every fall

and it hasn't happened like normal

over the past since COVID

and it happened this week. It's real.

There's a market adjustment.

Your car is not worth today

what it was a week ago.

Is that what Big Tech says?

When Big Tech stands up

for the first words out of his mouth

and he's had a gag

and he's had an orange ball in his mouth

for the past four years

but this year they finally got the gag off

and he said it and it's real.

It's like whoa.

It's like getting hit with a bat in the head.

The market just changed.

All I get from the meeting was

I was trying to say, hey, you know,

Big Tech has been erected

and you just took it to a totally different

way and all I heard all day

was, yeah, all I got out of this was

Big Tech says an erection.

Well, Big Tech

is a state fair of Texas boys and girls

and they put him up every year

and it's right about that time.

I've been doing this 30 years

and the seasonality of the car market

is right about the time Big Tech goes up

you better hang on to your ass

because the market is going to fall out on the cars

and it did this year and it has not happened

like this in four years

and everybody was caught off guard

and a lot of people haven't sold their stuff

and I'm talking about the liquid wholesale

car market where

a market that you guys that are not in it

don't even understand what I'm talking about

like pork bellies and it's a commodity

in soybeans

and it dropped hard

and so everybody sat back

and we sold through it pretty well

but we missed more cars than normal

also missed them means we did not sell them

we were just kind of all caught off guard

and I might have just overbid

that trailblazer

I mean

MMR is 14 too, I just gave him 14

you know

I need to adjust my thinking

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Audio Slay

Gasoline

No

Eddie Vedder, what would you

Do you think that you're a better vocalist

than Chris Cornell?

Oh hell no

Not as good

I feel like he steals some of your material

Eddie Vedder

Stole some material

Can you do that? Can you impersonate Chris Cornell?

Stole a lot of Seattle women

A lot of my girlfriends

Stole my girlfriend

in Seattle

That's a good song

Bought a pancake

and some cattle

Moved their zona

with my girlfriend

I hate Chris Cornell

but he's a damn good singer too

I hate Chris Cornell

but he's a damn good singer too

I hate Chris Cornell

Did he die of auto-affixation?

Yeah

Yes he did

Yeah

But not the regular way

What's the regular way, Eddie Vedder?

Climbed to a top of water tower

That didn't occur

Let him go

There's a song coming

It's a good one

Took a long time to happen

Long as anyone else

He's got his necktie

on loose

Like a rock and roll star

And he's stretching

Took three and a half days

for Chris Cornell to die

Oh god

And the water department had no idea

That's a terrible

Stop

Well he asked me anyway

It's so bad

There's people so pissed off

like hitting their dash right now

You son of a bitches

I know you're never going to listen to us again

You're going to turn it off

We're Satanic

It's time for

It's time for you

Just lost a listener

You just lost a listener

We talked about your steakhouse John

This person is Pauli Patino

From Anaheim, California

John

Meat is murder

Don't you know that?

Instead of promoting your steakhouse

The heifer hurting hustle

You should be out with the

local wildlife rescues

The next time you're

We're going to shoot them and serve them on a plate

Next time you're enjoying a delicious

ribeye

I want you to remember

He's making me sick

Who was once a baby

And had dreams

And aspirations

Loved grazing

Pray that you'll find

The prayers in your heart

To shut down your steakhouse

And replace it with a vegan option

That's Pauli Patino of Anaheim, California

That would work really well

Pauli Patino in the middle

Of the Texas Hill Country

A vegan tofu joint

He's got a point of view, but you've been around cows

I mean, I've been around cows

I've been around cows a lot

I never like

Got the feeling that they had any dreams

Like further than

Where's the grass

Made me want to have a ribeye

I mean

He's got leather on him

Right now on his shoes or in his car

Right, of course

So what happens to all the hamburger

When you get your seats made

Sorry, call me Magga crazy

No

I eat hamburger, I eat steak

That ain't Magga at all

I like T-bones

Metformin, anytime you eat

Something fried, you can feel in your stomach

Grumble and better have a toilet

Thank you, Mike in Kentucky

With the toilet talk

Well

It's crispy

I mean, that is the one side

Metformin

I think I remember that stuff

I did that a long time ago

It's been odd

But just for the last couple of days

I've been taking it for nearly two weeks

Speaking of Taco Bell

Speaking of California

They don't have bathrooms anywhere

This is crazy

Yum brand foods

Tony Romo's old boss

Decided they're going to put a Taco Bell

In Dublin, Ireland

It's a sensation

Out there

The Irish people love it

Traditionally Irish people eat

Crab

Boiled and roasted

It's kind of like English food

But not as good

They love Taco Bell

A group of influencers

One main guy

And some of his famous friends went

And got the opportunity to be the first to try Taco Bell

From the first new store

And this is what they had to say

This is actually my very first taco

Of all time I've never consumed one before

So if I get the technique wrong

My apologies

I'm a huge fan of that

The sauce frame furniture

It was a lovely, meaty, cheesy experience

I'm going to try it with some of the fire sauce

This might be dangerous for an Irish man

To attempt

And scoffer cushions

The Crunchwrap Supreme

Pink Arts, Yellow Moons

Green Clovers

The burrito and the nachos were probably my favourite

I thought everything was nice, very fresh

It's just terrible parts to the party with the blue bags

Ever made myself clear bags?

Over the mount of proper drinks

I drink your milkshake

I didn't even know Taco Bell did chicken

It was everything I'd ever imagined

Sort of like 7-Eleven

We're not always doing business

But we're always opening

It's raining tacos

So they liked it

They actually liked it

They liked it a lot

And they were adding more stores up in Ireland

I was, you know, my wife from Copenhagen

I remember being over there 15 years ago

And I was like, somebody needs to put a Mexican joint over here

They'd go 8 crap over it

It never had it

They needed Julio's

Never had it

Taco cost is the best tasting fast food Mexican

I think

That's an opinion

We had a couple of those chicken soft tacos

They go 5

How many of us lived off it?

Sponsoring whatever station that we're on

Yours is the best

How many days of a week did you and I

eat Taco Bell when we were running cars

Taco Bell just canceled Wolf you crazy son of a bitch

I told you for years you were going to do it

I haven't heard a Taco Bell spot on the radio in a while

They don't advertise

TV, they're all over because they're going back to the 90s

They're bringing back the tacos from the 90s

And stuff like that

What's a taco from the 90s dude?

You'll get a Taco Bell

It's the Mexicans

The Meximelt was one of the 90s

80s, that was 80s

Mexican pizza

Mexican pizza is not real shut up JD Ryan

It was real, they had this

I know but it wasn't real

Mexicans in Mexico are not making Mexican pizza

Oh, I'm sure

They don't appreciate it

They don't want real pizza

They don't want you to screw up their

Double-stack justado was stuff all it was

I had street tacos

Cooked out of a

A wheel

Of a Chevy truck

And

They take a steel wheel, put coals in it

Make a little barbecue

These illegal Mexicans

That worked for my granddad

That lived on the ranch in a tiny trailer

And I was a kid and I would go down there and hang out with Javier and Jose

I'm not making

Those names up because they're stereotypical

That was their name

We would take Javier and Jose

To the grocery store

About every other Sunday

So that they could get their food

And we would take them by the post office

So they could take their a check

Or however they did it, money orders

And they would send all their money back to Mexico

Now these are real illegals

Not these fake illegals like you see today

They're real illegals

These were the real

These are the core of America

These were the good illegals

These were these little preppy Mexicans

Grandparents

That are all spoiled and Instagrammed out

And making payments on

Fancy cars and all that

They're grandparents

They were hardworking people

They ate street tacos

Out of Chevy truck wheels

And I ate them with them

And that was my Mexican food

It was good too

I can walk across the corner

Any weeknight of the week

And the Manuel's house

And that's what they're doing

They're cooking in a wheel

I'm kind of sick of them

Of the Mexican

Listen, I live by myself

That's better to me than having to cook anything

Let's go over there

How the hell could you be sick of that?

I don't know

Man cannot live by brand alone

Dude, you can live on Mexican food straight up

Absolutely

Every meal, every day

I think you've got maybe a bit of a fixation about it

If there was one food

To have to live on

Mexican food

Over Italian food

Brought to you by real Mexicans

Not fake Mexicans

Because there's so many different variations

You can do with Mexicans

Every day, you can take chicken

And cook it 10 different ways

Alright, you do it

You do it 3 nights in a row

And let me know how you feel about it

Can't get sick of it

Enough is enough

One category to live on for the rest of your life

I'd go Mexican

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So the Buick Club

Are fans of ours

And they're at Walnut Springs this morning

At the Rattlesnake

And we're going down there after the show

To meet the Buick Club

Buick

What is that? Do they still make those?

Oh yeah, Enclave's

I hope they have real Buick

I hope they come down here with some of the real old Buicks

Like, would it be funny if they showed up

Like 40 Enclave's

Like that's the Buick Club

I hope they have some Grand Nationals

I wish I had a Grand National

I'll take it to town after we're done

I don't have any here

They did call and say they're going to bring gifts

And I told them bring six

Everybody involved in the show

We're going to the saloon after this

To go to the show in the cars

And do something

I hate to spoil the surprise

But they're not listening right now

But they told me confidentially

They're going to bring each of us

North Texas Buick Club

Shoehorn

What?

Because octogenarians appreciate the shoehorn

I mean there's only one thing you can do with it

But they like that

It's a good gift

That's not going to happen

You remember Ariana Grande went to the White House

And Joe Biden gave her

I can't remember

So you're saying all Buick folks

Just give you old folks home gifts

No, no, but these are

They're also going to do

They're bringing their wives

And they're giving us a square dance exhibition

No

Wait, wait

To big band music

Of course

They're going to square dance to Benny Goodman

I didn't know this

That's cool though

Look at that app

It's going to be awesome

A Buick Club

How many different clubs you think are out there?

Big fans of ours, they told me

And I hate to ruin the surprise

Because we're doing this after the show

So nobody's going to be around there

They took the first hour

Of our 10th anniversary show

And pressed it

On to a 78 record

78 RPM record

78 speed, man

That's awesome

Sir Minus, you're on the air

Good morning

This is Forest Gump walking across the country

This is our update from the Appalachian Trail walker

Good morning, you there

Good morning, JCW crew

It's a beautiful day in Central Virginia

Right now on the Appalachian Trail

I just can't believe you're doing this

You've got 780 miles to go

Is that correct?

That's right

I did 120 since I last talked to you

I've done 7 since 6.15 this morning

And how are the shoes holding up?

I know you had to swap them out once

There's got a couple cuts

In the sides

But the spread's going to hold up for the next 780

I'm going to make sure of that

What is your Instagram handle?

JD, be ready for this

I'm ready

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You can find him at JCW

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On Instagram

I'm glad that you're doing this

Are you walking for a cause?

No, no, no cause

What about dogs that care?

What's that?

We started this charity a while back

That really never got off the ground

Called Dogs That Care

You know everybody like people that care

And we came up with this thing

What was it? I don't remember Bob

Dogs that care, what the hell was it?

Oh, there's just like testimonials about things

That can happen to canines around the house

Mostly domesticated

And of course the dogs

We love them

Stories like

Did you ever smell a female nearby?

And wind up

Hiking down the Appalachian trail

Trying to find her

I have

I'm a dog that cares

She's just real dumb

We got a team

They call that pink blazing

Whenever you

Are chasing after a woman on trail

Pink glazing

They have that in pastures too

Uh-huh

Like brood mayors will blink at you

The trail out here

The trail out here is like

You know where you're at because there's white blazes on the trees

Yeah

They call it blazing if you

Woman

Have you found any woman on the trail?

I ain't gonna speak too much

But I mean

Blazing has been done

Alright

So he's walking for Pinochi

That's his

I'll tell you

There's definitely a lot of dogs that care

Out here on trail

Every weekend

We have the lady that gets our lunch

Her name is Lunchie Pinochi

I don't know if you've ever met her

I've heard of her

Lunchie

We're going to the Buick Club after the show

I don't need any Pinochi this afternoon

Are you there? Honey

She's got to get her makeup right

You know those Mexican gals

There she is

You're not going to eat my lunch?

Yes, not today

Why do you do this?

I've been cooking for you

Okay I'll eat a little bit

You're lovely

Your favorite

Mexican food

It's Mexican food for you

Thank you

I know you like it very much

Because I made it with my hands

For a long time

And

There's only not only pollo

But as carne as well

So you have fajitas

With the carne

Steak and beef

The pollo

You're a little friendly pollo

I would take them out like that

In slow motion

It's like bock

Bock

Are you cooking that downstairs right now?

Oh wow, okay

I'm going to have some of that

It's hard to pass on lunchie from Pinochi

Yes

Pinochi has the best lunchie

It's a bottle of whiskey

Oh

Oh for bubble

If I were to choose

And I was your friend

I would worry about the bubble

Oh yeah

He drinks the whiskey already

I worry about it

It's like my uncle

Pichadi

He drank the whiskey already

He disappeared

He vanished

He's not coming

You see nothing of him since he bought

14 years

Someone left his shoes on the back porch

So he sounds like he's still around

See

And I don't know

Where he goes

Alright we're about to go to break here

We're going to come back on the other side

Maybe we'll play some Taylor Swift going out

Maybe from the life of a show girl

This week that album came out

Here's a cut from the first single of the album

It's called The Fate of Ophelia

It could be cut number 5

Oh god

Awesome stuff man this is great

Please play this very very loud play

We're going to cut this Taylor Swift thing

That's pretty bad

Meanwhile this is really good stuff

California is joining us in just a couple of minutes

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Allegedly found cocaine in her bag

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The hell am I listening to

Joe Exotic in prison what the hell are we listening to

I don't know

I'm trying to figure out if you've got studio

Record problems or not

And you're gay and you don't know

This is very, very fruity music

I'm gonna guess this is staying alive

From Russians or something

From a federal prison

You are correct that that is

Is that Russian? Yeah that is one of the

Former Czech republics

They love American disco in eastern Europe

That's wild

Yes they do

Back in the 70's and 80's

That's all we grew up to

Did you used to get dressed up

And go to those rave clubs

With feathers in your hair

I don't know how old you are

I grew up in the love beads

In the bell bottom days

So did you ever go

I'm not making fun of you being gay

You're very flamboyant about it

Did you ever go full gay

With the feathers in your hair

And wear lion skin

And go to the clubs

The village people wasn't my kind of gay

That's a clip guys

Write that down

Actually hey Joe

I want to do something with you from prison this morning

I can guarantee you no one else in prison

Is doing this

We're going to play four songs

That are in four languages

And you and I are going to play a little game

Of well hang on

I've got an announcer here

To handle this

Hi everybody it's PJ Ryan

Your DJ for the promotion

Hi Daddy

Hi

Why are you talking like me

Just because you're so crazy

My brother is so cute

Good morning California

You're cute

How's John

Did you know there are people singing American pop songs

In foreign languages

Yes I do

I swear to God

And I've got recordings

We're going to play four

And you should try to guess

This is hard

Try to guess what song it is

And who the original artist is

Joe Exotic are you listening

John's going to win this one

Because I don't know

I don't know very many artists

I know but what kind of queer would you be

If I didn't even try

Try to guess

The name of the song and the original artists

And their bonus points

If you can tell us what language it's in

Those are going to be fun

Here comes cut number one

You know like when you

When you have the kid on the field

That's special needs

And you give him the ball and let him run

So nobody tackles him

I'm doing that with Joe Exotic right now

I'm giving you an opportunity Joe to get one

You've got to have it

You know the sad part is

I don't know who sings that

But I know the words to that song

Elton John I'm still standing

And he is queers a $3 bill as well

That's correct

One more time

Spanish

That is funny

Mr. Turley

No that is Lithuanian

Lithuanian you bad boy

You got one point

Actually I think

It's not actually Elton John

But I think we need to guess the name of the language too

Because this is going to be too easy otherwise

Alright so neither one of us got that one

Next one

Skinner baby

Sounds like Bobo

Sweet Home Alabama Leonard Skinner

Spanish

Correct John

No yes the Tiger King is on the phone with us

You got that one

Alright cut three here

Beatles I want to hold your hand French

No John

I shouldn't know this

Should I know it

Did you get one in Danish?

Das

I can't speak a lick

It's German

Das when they say das

That's a giveaway

I tuned it out so much

Because the family dinners

I think I speak less

Danish now than I did before

Your wife was texting me about Taylor Swift yesterday

And I wrote

It reminds me of early

Middle era McCartney

Something joking

Alright last cut here

Joe Exotic versus me on

Guess that tune

Artist in language

I

Got that so

Okay

That's what I thought it was

Joe you've got this

If you don't get this

Dude you're not gay

You're not gay

You're full of it

You're not gay

We've just ousted Joe Exotic

It's all a set up

It's all a ruse

It's been a cover this whole time

If you don't know who this is

And you don't know this song

You are not gay

No Joe

Seriously you don't know this song

Oh my god

Where are you from

You're supposed to say Oklahoma

Okay I understand

Alright

Zanadu, Olivia, Newton, John have no idea

What language it's in

Nobody has any idea

Three people standing here listening to your radio

And nobody knows

What are the other two guys in for

We know you're in for killing Carol Baskin

Wow that's gonna be a big help

Yeah

Thanks John

What are the other two guys in for

Drug cases

That was Ukrainian

Oh

I've never heard anybody speak for Ukrainian

We played that again I kind of liked it

Joe thank you for calling in from prison

We will try this again next week

Because I can only keep asking you

I mean the prison stories are getting old

So we gotta come up with a new shtick

So when you call in we gotta do some kind of contest or something

Next week let's do like Carol Baskin

Questions

Alright

Free Joe

Joe Exotic

We ousted him as a gay man

If you don't know Zanadu you're not gay

There's no way

It doesn't exist come on now

Did you not have a mother that drove a station wagon

That listened to this

Dude I went to the movies when I was

Eight or nine years old

Another little girl my age from the church

They dropped us at the majestic theater

They were playing Zanadu

Together

This is like third grade

Fourth grade tops

I remember well

I watched it a second time

And like Zanadu is almost like one of those

Disney movies from when I was a kid to me

It's just like a nostalgic

Bash

Olivia Newton John

What's kind of a Taylor Swift of her moment

Absolutely

Super good looking Australian chick

Great voice

That's all in love with her

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Okay this Taylor Swift thing

Oh it's ridiculous it's controlling my life

And I need therapy

It's controlling your life?

It's blaring through the house

Okay so Taylor Swift dropped her new album

So she has different eras right

And she's got like

18 or something 12 albums

And everyone has a different era

And the last thing was the era tour

And this era is I'm a hoe

It's called the life of a show girl

Life of a show girl

She's gotten dirty man

She's dirtied up

She's got a song

So every song has all this

Subliminal message in it

All of her packaging has all this subliminal

You take the four different album copies

Of the four different covers

Of the same album

And you put them together and it creates

Something

Like a picture of something

And there's just like Easter eggs

Through all of her shtick

They're going crazy picking it apart

She's got this song called Wood

It's about Travis Kelcey's Johnson

God

This is the song here

And it's track number nine

So all the Swifties think he's got a nine inch Johnson

I like that Stratocaster in there

This is the Jackson five

Oh baby give me one more chance

That's what it sounds like

She's singing about his wood

And her thighs

Here's they coming up the chorus

There's the black cat

Oh

I mean it's as hard as a redwood

I mean that's like

Cool in the gang level

Stevie Wonder level funky funky music

Those are complex chords dude

I'm telling you she's composing good music

No I agree with you

I agree with you

And there's actually a song unfortunately

That kind of caught my ear

And I finally got

Which one is it

It's the life of a hoe

This song right here caught your ear

Yeah I think it's the beat

What beat is this is beat is from something else

It's the same beat

Here on all songs

It's fun

It's a

I mean whatever it's fun

You like that song

I don't understand why the world is

Oh so she was

She's gonna be on the Kimmel

Not Kimmel

And she walks out an orange door

And everybody's going to the movie theater

On Sunday to watch this

Behind the scenes of the Eris tour

And they're all gonna wear orange

And it just won't stop

No the movie theaters

Only AMC they're like

All screens are gonna be doing this

On Sunday multiple showing all day

They're all sold out everybody's dressed in

Orange and teal

My wife

My son

My son's girlfriend

His mother probably is dad

He's a pretty cool guy but he's getting drugged

And I think he's a closet tailor

He's taking it for you so you don't have to go

I will not go

Who's gonna ask? Are you not going?

I don't care what anybody offers me

There's no money that you can't

I mean money sure

If you could pay me a bunch of money I'd go

But that's it

There's nothing you can offer me

Not to see the scene of this craziness

It's Beatlemania all over again

But this is bad

She's texting you what?

What is she texting you? Your wife

All week

You said she's been bombarding you with texts about this

It just started

I've been in California all weekend

I got home yesterday and she just really wanted

It says blaring in the house

And I'm just hearing about this

And you gotta be nice and seeing your wife

In a week right? True

So I'm like okay you're into this that's fine

I can put up with this for a minute

She gives you the history is that what she's doing?

Oh yeah so I'm listening to this

Because she really needs to get it out

She really wants to talk about it

I don't know no week

I was driving to a kids football game last night

And there's a black cat on the side of the road

And she's freaking out thinking it's a sign from Taylor

Oh stop it

Because Taylor sang about a black cat in that other song

In this wood song

She mentions it

There's more it goes on

That right there reminds me of Janet's

Escapade

It does that's exactly what it sounds like

Escapade

I mean this is

I was tiny when Elvis

At the tail end I remember when he died

Yeah yeah

And the Beatlemania thing I remember

Michael Jackson was probably the largest one

In my life

That went goofy I remember when he came to town

In the Dallas Fort Worth paper

You cut out a coupon

And filled it out to send it in

To maybe get a ticket

Maybe get a lottery ticket

Who else?

Garth was pretty big for a couple years

Garth sold out three shows

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson was pretty big for a couple years

Yeah sure

This is the worst one

I think I've seen in my lifetime

I think it may be

It's over the top

Eight songs have a

A explicit lyrics

She's grown up she's not a hero

I'm sure everybody's going to hate me over that

I'm just kidding

You just lost a listener

I think if you put these Swifties together

You're going to take down Trump

Probably

I don't know man

Rabbit fans and that's when you're in the biz

That's what you want

Somebody said she was

In negotiations to do the halftime show

With the Super Bowl

That's correct yeah

Why did she drop out?

Because we all know by now bad bunnies

I think it's because the commissioner listened to this album

And he decided you know what

This is just meh

Is that it?

So instead we get bad bunny

A big fan of bad bunny

Bad bunny is cool man if you get real high

And like

You know the Spanish is in your head

You can't speak it you can't read it

But you know what he's saying man

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If you want to straighten me out on this tailor

Is he gay? Bad bunny?

No no he's Paladelo Bamba

$3 bill you don't think he's gay mission?

No they're not gay Mexican show

That's why I was asking

It's no cabrones que el capitán

Bad bunny

He's actually hosting Saturday at live too

That doesn't mean he's not gay

No no I'm just saying he's that big

Kind of pushing him to get that big

Ricky Martin he's gay

I thought I was predicting that whole

Heights thing that Taylor Swift was going to be

The actual halftime entertainment

They tried but she wants too much money

She wants money

And they ain't paying that's what they do

Crash thing did you see the documentary

A couple years ago

Miss Americana they did

I've got friends on a big

Taylor Swift podcast and she said you should see it

So she had a crash where

People hated her

For a while

And she bounced back from that but went through

A really bad time and after that she said

It just doesn't matter I'm just going to make

My music for myself

And I hope people like it and ever since then

She's been alright

It's not crabbing there's so many new artists

I can't even listen to 10 seconds

At least it's listenable

She's engaged

How would I know

How would I care

You just have to be alive

I blocked anyone on facebook that says

The word Taylor

The Facebook

She's got a big ol rock from Travis

So why are you

Are you getting beat up with us to at home

Not as bad

It was more interesting because I wanted to hear

Because it's blended into sports

Because of Travis

And I'm like alright let me give her a chance

Just to kind of

So I watched her on the heights and

What's the heights

And I'm like okay

I thought it was all just BS

And they were just doing it for the publicity

But he really is like in love

Deeply in love with her

She's a good looking old hide

And I was trying to figure out what does he like

Because she's probably putting on some weight

And getting some curve to her

She's got a little bit

She should be alright once she throws a couple of kids

And gets some hips on her

You listen to the songs

And she's trying to talk about

That's the next thing

There's some song in here talking about

Having kids with them

She's growing as an artist

You know who kind of likes Taylor Swift

I've noticed around my house

Zeke the cat

You know in the case because Zeke

Is wrong about everything

Hates the Dallas Cowboys

Loves Donald Trump

So there you go

That was a long way to get a Trump slam in there

I've been saving that joke for six weeks

We'll be right back

We'll straighten up Bobo during the break

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Oh Jesus

I mean it's bad

It's bad

Let's stop it

This will be the last song played

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Let me stand

Next to your fire

The weather's so good outside man

It makes me so happy

I jumped in the pool this morning before the show

Froze my balls

Just froze my body

I mean just went into turtle mode

I won't need a jockstrap for months

I had my first of the year

Yesterday right here

Yesterday morning when you get out of the shower

And you're immediately kind of cold

Yeah right here

It's good

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November 15th

The weather would be perfect for it

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We did this

October a year ago as a big hit

And I think this will be a big hit to

Football, Saturday

How did I do last week?

We pushed John

Did you cheat? I did not cheat

I was thinking you might have cheated on

No no there's no cheating

We were 2 and 2

So 13 and 8 for me this season

You're 8 and 13, I'm up 125 bucks

Your wife said you're a narcissist

I didn't know if that made you a cheater

It does not make me a cheater

Actually there's not a lot of great games this week

Last week was so good

At the end

It's sad that I'm so into this

I can't remember who was playing

It was a

Was it Ole Miss and

LSU

And then there was another one that went into OT

And it went to double OT

What was that that went so damn good

Anyway, that was an awesome game

It was organ and

Penn State, yeah

That game was crazy

It was like the best college football Saturday night

Ending at 10 o'clock

I've seen it

Ever, there's no more to watch

That was so good

You don't usually get those matchups early on in the year

You usually get matchups like this week

And not a lot of great games

I picked basically what I think everybody's

Going to want to watch

Top 25 teams basically facing each other

At 2.30 on ABC

Number 16, undefeated Vanderbilt

Versus number 10

Alabama, who Alabama

Smoked Georgia last week

That was weird

I was shocked by that

Vanderbilt, 5-0

John

Alabama with the points

I mean, Bama should kill him

I don't care how hot Diego's mom is

10.30, remember Vanderbilt beat them

In Vandy last year

But Bama was worse last year

Yes, they started off slow

This year they started off terrible

I thought they were going to be worse this year

And then they just found their mojo all of a sudden

Yeah, Ty Simpson, he's a Heisman hopeful

I mean, for Alabama I have another quarterback

Heisman hopeful, so you think

I agree, I think that 10.30 is not enough

Points, actually, I'm going to move that line

Do you think they win by 14?

No, no

I'm letting you win

I'm taking Vandy

Oh, I'm sorry

I'm taking Vandy in the 10.30

I'm being a very nice gentleman

And sticking to my word a moment ago

Thank you for the extra four points

I'm going to let you keep them in your pocket

What kind of an overrider is this?

Now remember that moment

When there's a tight one with us

It's hard to deal with

What's the overrender on that one?

56.30

It's hard, that's real hard to deal with

I'm just curious, I mean, I think it's a shootout

We'll find out what's next

Alright, number two at 6.30 tonight

Number two, Miami is at

Number 18, Florida State

Miami's a five and a half point favor

Again, Florida State started off quick

But then they lost to Virginia last week

And Miami's really good

They got Carson Bex, another Heisman hopeful

And what is Miami's point spread?

They're favored by five and a half

I'll take Miami

I think they went to

We'll move the line, seven and a half

See, I just told him not to be a heebie

And look at what he's doing

Heebie

You can't help it

It is Yom Kippura

Yom Kippura is right

No, I'm going to stick with what I did

And you're going to let me

Because the last one, because I didn't take the full points

Alright, alright

So, five and a half

I'll let you take that

There you go

Alright then, and in the NFL

There's a couple good games

I got to do this open, I love this

I almost call this one like the lock of the week here

Eagles

Playing the Broncos in Denver

Why is that a good game?

Well, Eagles and Broncos

Broncos are good? Yeah

They're on the comeback here

They're coming on, definitely

Eagles are favored by four and a half

Denver's got a good defense

Take Denver, I got the Eagles

Come on, I gave you the last one

Herman

So Eagles cover the spread of four and a half

Herman Rothstein

At the board

Four and a half

Five and a half

I'm going to do the reciprocal

Then I'm just going to take the Bronx

And the points

I don't even know where the Broncos are located

Five and a half

Yes you do

I know

I can't name one person on the team

Who's their quarterback?

You know either, right?

No, no, why am I

Nick's

Who's that?

Bo Nick's

Great wide receiving

Cortland's really good

Possible

Here we go, Broncos

Buccaneers at Seattle

Seattle's pretty good

Buccaneers

Almost pulled it off last week again

What's the line on that?

Buccaneers are favored by four and a half

It's at 330

And the Bucs are favored by four and a half

So they're giving them seven and a half with the home field points

I'm going to go with the

I think I'm going to go with

Seattle in Seattle

I'll let you take that

I really want to go with the Bucs

But the Seattle mojo might show up

And that's a lot of points it's going to be

It's not a lot, but it's going to be a tight game

It should be

I'll let you take that one there

And then this is the game of the week

Which is so crazy, this is the game of the week

Monday night

Jaguars, Jacksonville Jaguars

What's the line, 30?

No, Chiefs are favored only by three and a half

I'll take the Chiefs

I think so too, so we got to move this line

Because I think the Jags are just pretenders

And Chiefs are starting to come together

So you cock off and then I'll take the higher low

Cock off, cock man

Do the Chiefs win by

Five

Five and a half because we have to put the half in there

Yes

John, we'll take that

Your calendars

We'll owe me money next week

Oh, cocky

I'll do another hundred on top of the deal

We already have, you've got this side bet

With what's his face

Manning being benched

Remember that, you said

At some point he's going to be, not during a game

But the next game he will not start

They're going to bench him

I said there will be a game in the season

That they're going to yank him

And he will get replaced

By his replacement

I thought it was that he's going to be benched

For the next game, that's what I was going for

The hundred

Here's my bet

That Arch Manning is going to get

Pulled

Either during a game or

In front of the next game

And he will not be the starter

He will get replaced

In whatever form

They're going to give up on him

And they're going to put somebody else in

That Texas is not nearly as good as their ranked

I don't know why they're ranked so high

Number nine

They play Florida

If they played SMU they might lose

Oh, wow

They're just not that good

And SMU's lost all their mojo from last year

How the hell is UT number nine

And I'm a Longhorns fan

Their quarterback is not that good

Dude, that kid is not, he's nothing special

I'm not trying to hear beat on Arch Manning

I'm a fan of the sport

The nepotism on this

Deals way overblown and it's been so exposed

I don't see why it hasn't adjusted yet

It's because of the last name Manning

They're going to get tired of it

Before the season is over

When they get in the playoffs they need to win

If they get in the playoffs

They'll beat Florida

What's their schedule look like

They've got Florida coming up today

At Florida

This will be a good test

It's a real game for Manning to play

They're going to get beat by Oklahoma

Straight up, no question

I'll bet you $1,000

You can, you do have the money

No, tell me you can

At

You know

I'll bet you something

One of us has to wear a t-shirt

That says I'm gay on the radio show

That

Oklahoma's going to beat Texas

Yeah, they're going to beat them

They're quarterbacks too good

All right, but you're forgetting one thing

Oklahoma's quarterbacks hurt

Oh, no

Pull it all back

I was being nice, I was being nice

He broke his hand and he's surgery

So he's out until November

Okay, then you're right

Because that quarterback is so damn good

That I was like I'm all in

Yeah, so Oklahoma, then they got Kentucky

Though in that one Mississippi State

Vandy

Georgia

What if they beat Alabama today

Well, this I'm talking about Texas

This is their schedule

They're going to lose to Vandy

You think they'll lose to Vandy

Okay, and you think Oklahoma

I think they'll lose to Oklahoma without the quarterback

So that's two losses

Do they lose to A&M?

Yes

Then that would be out of the playoffs

And that's when they're going to switch

When you need to win, you do weird things

And they're going to need to win

They're going to need to make a change

He's not good enough

I don't think anybody else out there

Is making this kind of claim

That Texas is going to be out of the playoffs

And Manning's going to be benched

I'm not saying they're out of the playoffs

I'm saying they're going to make a swap

To make sure that they get in

I don't know if they'll get in or not

But the kid that's the backup is a real quarterback

And Manning is not

All right, Texas people are mad right now

We'll be back in a minute

I'm on the radio, maybe I just need to stick to that

And stay out of football picks

I know that's what you're saying

That's your opinion, I have mine

Kiss my ass, we'll be right back

Well I'm not the most

Most physical guy

But won't you squeeze me tight

You need to grow my spine

And blow my lower life

Lullala

And you thought your Saturdays couldn't get any better

It just did

You're listening to The John Clay Wolf Show

The number one weekend morning show in America

Yeah, this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

We're doing good today for some reason because I've had 12 emails at the JCW Show site saying

where can I listen to your show unerrupted because we lost our East Coast affiliates

and so I think we lost Kansas City.

Just stream it.

Stream it.

If you go to JCWShow.com you can just stream it.

The live audio stream is right there.

You can go to the iHeart Media Player and stream it.

You can go to the YouTube thing and stream it.

It's there.

The podcast goes up at four o'clock today.

The recap of it without the music and the commercial breaks.

It's very, very obtainable.

Dude, iHeart's on your TV.

There's an app for it.

You can listen to it right there.

Yeah, and I'm giving price discounts today.

I'll charge you less.

It's free.

Right.

Jesus Christ.

Free.

We need to get paid better for this crap.

800-800-7234.

Damn sure you earned it.

800-800-7234.

Turley, back to your OU thing.

Todd in Tulsa, Oklahoma.

Please state your case.

JCW, good to talk to you.

I had to go see my orthopedic surgeon this week and he is a massive OU booster.

Talk to the surgeon.

The surgery consisted of the base of his thumb, about a half inch incision, put a little

pin in there and he's been throwing all week.

And Clay, you played college football as I did.

Some bitch will play.

A couple of Percocets, a lot of Kane and Turley, OU defense scores two touchdowns and Manning

gets pulled because he gets blasted by the OU defense.

Thank you.

Thank you, Todd.

I agree.

He's a boomer sooner right there.

But he's saying the kid's going to play.

Anyway, I'm glad to hear somebody agree with me because you're making me second.

Guess my thoughts about Manning getting pulled.

800-800-7234.

800-800-radio.

Remember, if you want to send flowers, send them through Gordon Boswell Flowers.

You can go to JCWShow.com.

That's where you get the stream and there's a click for Gordon Boswell Flowers around the

corner or across the country.

Gordon Boswell is our deal.

Oh, you got me a gift?

Yes.

Will you take the thing off so we can fight with it for an hour or two?

I think you should fight with it.

God bless America.

So this is for Yom Kippur.

All right.

Let's take it off for Ribbon.

So this is an international gift, by the way.

It came from a whole different continent and they just came out with it.

But we're so late for your birthday, we're just going to call it a Yom Kippur gift.

Yom Kippur!

Yeah, it's supposed to be for your birthday.

It just got here late.

And we all went in together on this.

JCWShow.com to see what John is looking for.

This is going to take forever, God.

Oh, it won't!

It's a box.

I'm not counting a knife.

A bitchin' mom.

He gets a gift.

And what does he do?

He bitches about it.

God bless America.

That he has to open it.

I can't get it.

I mean...

Geez, John.

Give me a car.

I didn't take a gas.

I didn't wrap it.

Oh, my Lord.

This is great radio.

Ain't she got no pocket knives, man?

No.

JD?

I mean, JD's got to have a pocket knife.

It's like when my kid would get toys.

Oh, here it is.

He got it open.

When my kid would get toys, I'd have to put them together and unwrap the little

crap.

Oh, I like that Rolling Stones.

This was...

I rode to Sound Warehouse on my bicycle in 1970 and whatever and picked this album up.

So this one actually means...

What is it for the radio?

Oh, Rolling Stones Tattoo U Vinyl.

This is awesome.

That's remastered.

No, this is awesome.

Look what it came with, though.

The Rolling Stones just bought their own rum company.

And it's called Crossfire Hurricane Rum.

And that just came out.

And it's one of a thousand limited deals.

Is this a butt plug?

It comes with a Mick Jagger Mouth liquor pourer.

You stick that in the bottle and it'll pour from...

If anybody says that they don't know what to get me, they're wrong because this is good.

Good.

I love this.

Now, you don't understand what this...

This is memories waiting on a friend who's on this album.

I mean, this was a...

Yeah, thank you.

That's the record.

The liquor was picked out by Bobo.

Of course.

He'll drink it all.

Bobo got himself a present there.

Well, we've got to test it to make sure it's good, right?

Don't we?

I mean, that's what part of the reason...

What Bobo is doing is drinking on a Saturday morning.

Well, it'll take an hour to unwrap it.

Don't keep talking while I'm unwrapping.

Okay.

We can do another story here.

Are we breaking?

Or are we doing this?

Okay.

Is that six minutes?

This is a great story, Tim.

I'm glad we have six minutes because it's going to take that long for me to tell

the story.

A 175-pound bear was caught on video roaming the Isles of the Dollar General.

This was in New Jersey last Tuesday.

Of course.

Here's the cop cam.

Here's the cop cam audio along with a witness.

Now, the witness got very emotional over the whole ordeal because apparently the bear had

to be euthanized at the end.

Oh, no.

I know.

Jadie's had a breath from unwrapping all this.

I can't believe it.

I'm very upset about the bear.

Okay.

Number seven.

This is not good.

Come on.

Calm with me.

He's going through the front of the store.

Clear the front of the store.

There's people in the store.

I would rather get the bear out of the store, have them follow me out.

They kind of like poured at each other for a little bit.

The bear got on top of them.

My guys were outside, luckily enough.

They've got the bear distracted long enough to get my dog on a leash.

My heart just sank.

I got tears in my eyes.

I'm tearing up now thinking about it.

I asked the cop, was that just a tranquilizer or did you have to shoot him?

And he said we had to shoot him.

And I started crying.

I started crying.

Man, we're there.

That's very sad situation.

Man, we're there.

That was a female bear.

Oh, no.

Yeah.

That was a female bear.

Why?

They had to put it.

But the good news is we have good news.

The Rolling Stones bourbon is good.

The good news is we have the husband of the bear here in studio with us and he's dressed

up very nice outfit, by the way, but you're in black because you're in morning.

And you were going to, you told me off camera that you were going to actually do it like

a melody, like a song, like a tribute to your wife.

You have it already.

Her name was Matilda.

It was Matilda.

Okay.

Matilda.

So you have a song from Matilda and it's your tribute to your poor wife who was killed.

Yeah.

We had three little cubs.

Oh, no.

Timmy, Todd and Buzz.

Didn't know.

Yeah.

Buzz is real broke up.

I bet he is.

He's five.

Well, you don't want to get killed in a dollar scale.

Oh.

Oh, you're okay.

You're going to be okay.

Are you going to be strong enough to sing the song?

She just couldn't say no to her.

Can y'all just do it.

Yeah.

She was in there getting jiff peanut butter.

Jiff peanut butter?

Yeah.

She was in there getting jiff peanut butter.

Oh.

All right.

Sing the song.

Here we go.

Before John kills us both.

Here it goes.

Oh.

John, what's wrong?

You've been listening to Taylor's.

You do something nice for me and so you throw this at me to ruin it.

You've been listening to Taylor Swift all week.

You need to hear this.

This is Matilda's favorite song.

Of course.

Love the movie, I'm sure.

Here we go.

Every night in my dreams, I see you.

I feel so dumb.

That is how I know you go on.

Oh, no.

You're okay.

Or across the distance.

Yes.

And the space is between us.

You have come to show you go on.

Thank you.

You got to get to the chorus.

Oh, there's more.

There for wherever you are.

I believe that the heart does go on.

Touching bears singing this lovely.

What's more?

You open the door.

And the dollar general store will go on.

We love you, Matilda.

Steve in Pennsylvania, president of the John Clay Wolf fan club.

How are you, sir?

I'm doing well, John.

Happy first Saturday of October.

I'm sorry you had to wait through that.

It's unnecessary.

It gave me a moment to collect my thoughts.

That's fine.

Yeah, I haven't.

What's on your mind, buddy?

Hey, man, we got six Wolfpack birthdays this month.

We got Victor, Philly Phil, Kayla Grady, Dr. J on 290, Big Al,

and his wife, Christina Valdez.

So we got six biggies this month.

I'll give a shout out to all the Wolfpack birthdays.

Thank you.

I've tuned into whoever talks on the chat on, you know,

the chat on the side of the YouTube stream.

How many people are on there right now?

Let me look.

I've got it up.

700?

600.

Yeah, 600.

Yeah.

That's not me.

I don't know who that is.

It says John Wolf and it asks questions like,

hey, what's everybody doing today?

That's not, is that Rob?

Yes.

Yeah.

Okay.

That's cool.

There's something else.

Rob, cool.

He picked the flickering.

Oh, good, good, good, good, good.

Yeah, there was some like schizo stuff going on earlier.

What's the name of the fan club?

That's weird.

Wolfpack nights you say sell that bitch.

That's right.

Wolfpack nights.

We've got to tighten it up, so we're taking suggestions.

It's two years in.

We've got to tighten it up.

Well, I mean, if you want to...

We've got to monetize it, John.

If you want to keep it small, keep it that hard name

that nobody can remember, it's fine with me.

I'm just flattered that you guys have taken the initiative

to do that.

I mean, JD, we have our own fan club.

Well, we do indeed.

You do.

Well, we do.

We are a wee.

We asked you.

We're going to celebrate our birthdays this month.

Six birthdays.

All together.

January babies.

Yes.

Thank you, Steve.

October birthdays come from January babies.

Well, happy birthday, y'all.

800-800.

Oh, happy birthday, Johnny.

He ain't blind.

Happy birthday to you.

All right.

We'll be right back.

Happy birthday.

Happy birthday to you.

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This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

And this is the lighting around where I bid the cars on the air.

Austin, Texas.

John, you've got an 84 Honda Accord.

Yes, sir.

With 80,000 miles.

How long have you owned it?

86,217.

I've owned it since about five years.

Where'd you buy it?

I bought it.

It was advertised up in Northern California.

So I flew up there and drove it back.

Hatchback?

Is it a hatchback?

No, no.

It's the four-door sedan, the base DX model.

What do you think this car is?

Oh, gosh.

I don't even know.

Tell you the truth.

I don't know.

I don't even know.

Tell you the truth.

What did you pay for it?

I paid about $4,000 for it, but I put a lot of work into it.

I've got a new carburetor in there.

I've done the front and rear brakes, new discs, rotors, pads, hardware, new carb, I mentioned

that.

Did the water pump and the timing belt, all new belts and things like that.

Mechanically, it's like.

Turley, we hand me the gun.

Hand me the gun.

I'm sorry.

Blah, blah, blah, blah.

Hand me the gun.

What is that for?

You're going to finish.

I think he's, he's already, he's all passed out now.

He's done.

You're getting too nerdy on him.

No!

Two, two grand.

Okay.

It's John.

It's a, it's an 84.

A corn.

Hey, let me tell you something.

The reason I took the call and he is right.

Like if it had 30,000 miles as a hatchback, we'd probably give eight grand for it.

The, the, the nerds are coming out in the old Honda world.

Like the CRVs.

That was called a CRX.

What was the little gay one that's like the DJs would drive?

Just CRX.

Clo drove it.

CRV, CRX.

Yeah.

Those things are really coming up in value in a dumb way.

Two-seater.

These dumb cars are coming back.

That car, you know, it should be worth $300.

It's worth two, 2,500, maybe three.

But yeah.

Anyway.

Um, but when you get into, like when they start talking about all the things that they've

done.

New carburetor.

So all I'm thinking is so it works, you know, so versus if you didn't do all that, it wouldn't

work.

And I wouldn't buy it.

Right.

Now it works.

You don't get extra credit for fixing broken things.

Right.

That's true.

You know, the money's three grand, but I did this and this and this and this.

What needed it?

Otherwise you wouldn't get three grand.

Anyway, I liked your car.

I'm not banging on it.

Um, it's just not quite good enough.

Well, he didn't tell me what it takes.

I just told him I'd give two grand for it.

He said he bought it for four.

So imagine.

And, and, and, and, and.

Yeah.

I think a 30,000 mile one, it doesn't matter.

I wasted a lot of time on an old Honda.

Huh.

Jimmy Arranger over sport with, um, 30,000 miles turbo.

Just curious.

Hey, go to give me the Vin.com and love this one up.

I want to buy it.

Yep.

Yeah.

I like it.

I like it a lot, a lot better than that Honda.

A lot better than that Honda.

All right.

We'll be right back.

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Now John Clay Wolf.

Crab in Southern California.

You've been on hold for three and a half hours.

Wow.

What is it that you want to know?

I'll listen to the whole show on hold.

I don't care.

It gives me a chance to multitask.

And you got that boom hour vibe going to this morning.

And what does your hat mean?

My hat?

Oh, you're watching on the stream.

Oh, it says FOOSE.

Yes.

You don't know what that is?

From six o'clock.

No, I don't.

Okay.

FOOSE is...

You know who Snoop Dogg is?

Yes.

Do you know who Michael Jordan is?

Yes.

Okay.

Chip FOOSE is that level of the car building world.

He's, to many people, the greatest all time.

FOOSE.

Overhauling was the TV show.

Riddler, Ward, a winner.

He's the man of hot rods in car building.

You ever heard of Boyd Cottington?

No.

But boom hour...

I don't know who boom hour is,

but I'm glad to know that you enjoy us

and you know nothing about cars.

And that's fine.

Yeah.

Crap, I've got a surprise for you.

Hold tight just a second.

Here's who Chip FOOSE is.

Hang on a second.

Chip FOOSE, are you there?

I am here.

All right.

So now we know what my hat is.

I got a gimme hat.

I was over at FOOSE's the other day

in the Huntington Beach

and you can't leave a place like that

without a gimme hat.

I've had a lot of people say,

hey, get me one of those hats.

I'm like, yeah, go to the website

and get a hat.

I got mine for free.

I ain't giving...

If I get another one for free,

I'm not giving it to you.

So, you know, you and I spent, God,

four hours together the other day.

And the most interesting thing,

and I don't know if I can talk about it

on the radio and stop me if I can't,

but the Ford GT story?

Yes.

Is that secret or is it okay

to talk about?

Well, I was paid by Ford to...

Not talk about it?

...do some development work.

But I was also told that, you know,

the shareholders wouldn't appreciate

that Ford is going outside of their design group

to get things done to a little shop in California.

But I enjoyed every project I did,

and that was when Jay Mays was director

of design at Ford Motor Company.

And he just allowed me to play with those guys.

What year was it?

Like 2000?

Because the car, the Ford GT came out in 05.

What year did y'all do the change?

Yeah, that was...

That's the 2005-06 model that, you know,

Camillo Pardo is credited

with all the design, but I did the initial sketch

and I worked on the Clay model with Camillo and Jay,

and we just had a blast.

So that's what he's telling y'all.

A couple different projects.

That's what he's telling y'all.

No, I'm talking to my guys.

He's telling the nice version.

But another version is he got there.

They called him in to approve it.

He said, hey, we want another set of eyes on this.

So he goes up to Detroit and he looks at this thing.

This is the Ford GT, the iconic Ford GT.

And he looked at that thing and said, this is a train wreck.

It looks like a Fiero.

Stop what you're doing.

We've got to start over.

Now you didn't say that, Chip, I did.

You're repeating the story I told you

that probably shouldn't be repeated in the press.

So they created this car

and it's moving towards the million-dollar mark.

This car just keeps going up in value.

Right now you're working on your SEMA car.

You said you didn't leave the shop

or you didn't get home till 4.30

so you got pulled all night?

Well, I've got myself and my crew.

We've been working between two and four o'clock

every night for the past probably five weeks.

Oh, I didn't know that.

And we'll be doing the same thing up until the opening

of SEMA, which is November 3rd.

Why do you guys always do this?

Why do y'all do this to yourself?

Why don't y'all start earlier?

We do a lot with gas money.

It's the same thing.

Y'all know when the date is.

Do what?

Yeah, if we had another two months,

we would use every hour as well.

I got you.

Because you're trying to make the cars perfect

as you can.

I got you.

And yeah, it happens every year.

It's crazy.

I was calling in because I think

you could probably be some help.

I need therapy.

What kind of therapy?

I have a hoarding problem.

I have way too many cars.

We walked through them the other day.

He's got, he's got several racked up.

He's got several racked up.

It's pretty, pretty good stuff.

What was that one car you said was a Steve McQueen?

Oh, that's a date to my Augusta.

Right.

A Pantera.

And was it his personal?

It's the car that came out.

It's the car that came out before the Pantera.

Oh, see, I didn't know.

Was it in a movie or was it just his personal rig?

Well, the story that I heard was the car

actually belonged to his agent.

And when he was dating Ali McGraw,

he was using that car to go out

so nobody would know who it was.

Ah, was he cheating on his own lane?

And I don't know, I don't know all the facts,

but I've got a line on a couple different people

that may remember the exact story of this car.

I'm working on trying to find all the facts.

And before, before I do what I'm going to do to the car,

because if it is, in fact, something that Steve McQueen

was involved with, I should probably leave it alone,

just restore it back to what it was exactly.

But if it wasn't, then I'm going to cut it up

and build it the way I want to build it.

I want to tell you guys something that are,

if you're in the cars or not in the cars,

go to Chip Foose's YouTube channel

and watch the video on the, oh God, my brain's slipping.

What's the car you're building right now

that the gazillion dollar?

No, the gazillion dollar car for the dairy farmer.

Oh, the Duesenberg.

Yeah, Duesenberg.

He's taken a Ducey and turning it into a modern version street rod,

not really modern, but I mean, I don't know exactly what you're doing,

but it is, I think that will be one of your finest moments,

in my opinion.

And you've had plenty.

Well, thank you.

I think so also.

It's a J-Model Duesenberg.

I think just less than 600 built.

And, you know, I've wanted to build a car like this

for over 30 years, but when you bought a Duesenberg

back in the late 20s, early 30s,

you bought the J-Model chassis only.

It didn't come with a body on it.

They went to coach builders.

And then you took that, yeah,

you took it to a coach builder

and they designed and built your car.

So, Rob and Jeannie Hallardies,

they bought a Duesenberg.

They bought one that when it was being restored in the 60s,

the body shop where they were painting the car burned down.

So there's a reproduction body that was put on this car.

So we're not destroying something of great value.

Right.

We have pulled that body off,

and we're going to design and build a new body

just as if it were done back in the 30s,

but something that is much more, hopefully,

much more beautiful than what most Duesenbergs were.

The sketch you showed me is just over the top.

I'm excited to see that.

Are you all going to put it up for Riddler?

I don't know that we'd take it to the Riddler.

If he wants to, I would love to take it there.

Yeah, we're not really building a hot rod,

that is a hot rod show,

but the level of build would definitely be,

it would work there.

The Riddler is the highest award of car build.

I didn't know it was just hot rods.

I thought it was all of them.

So it might be more of a pebble car, I guess.

That's what my goal is, is to get it to Pebble Beach.

Right.

Share it with that crowd.

That's where most Duesenbergs would go.

Yeah, but this one's a little different than that sketch.

It's got more sex on it than most Duesenbergs.

Well, thank you.

That's the goal.

It's bad ass.

I met Chip because Brandon, you know, the pimp,

Turley, because I met Sunbury Brandon from Turley

because Turley was doing radio before he had met me

and Brandon would bring his bikini team around

and Brandon helped us with the motorcycle rally

and he was in our little museum in Walnut

and I bought Chip Fuss's Chevelle that he built for a guy in Dallas.

Oh, it's bad ass.

Rawlins and I bought it together

and Brandon was in there

and he took a video of it and he sent it to Chip

because he knows Chip from the BMX world.

Oh.

And that's how he and I hooked up.

So Chip, when you see that, is it kind of like,

oh, I remember my kid back in the day

when, you know, I let her go out into the world.

When you see it, what does that do?

Bring members to you?

Well, I built that.

I started to build that Chevelle for myself

and I had built a 67 C10 pickup

and I used an all original 67 Z28 Camaro motor in it

and I put Camaro bumpers

and some other Camaro details on the car

and then I renamed it

and I called it instead of a C10

and with the Z28 motor, I called it the C28

and I built it so it looked like

what if the factory was playing around

with the idea of a sport truck back in 1967?

And I built it for myself, took it to SEMA,

one of my clients had seen it

and he wanted it really bad

so I sold it to him

and I regretted selling it to him.

He had sold it to Fred who had the Chevelle

and the reason he had the Chevelle is

when Fred got the truck, I borrowed it from him one day

for another SEMA show

and he came to the show and said

hey, if you know anybody interested in the truck,

I'd like to sell it.

Well, I was interested

because I had built it for myself

so I said, I'm really interested

but I'd like to trade you something for it.

He says, what do you have?

I said, let's start this way.

What do you want?

He said, I always wanted a 70 Chevelle

and I had the one.

I had done the drawings of it.

I showed him the drawings

and I said, I'll build this.

He said, done.

So I built the Chevelle, gave it to him.

I got my C28 back.

Still have it to this day.

It's sitting in the lobby of Magnaflow

down in Oceanside

but it's a really cool truck

but when Brandon sent me the video

I didn't even know Fred had sold it.

I'd have bought it back

if I didn't Fred was selling it

but now of course,

he's got it.

I'm holding hostage.

I'm going to have to pay through the nose

if I want to get it back.

Yeah, that's a good car, man.

I mean, I've driven a lot of Resto mods

but that thing is,

I'm unfortunate.

You're not supposed to fall in love with them

but I fell in love with it.

So, oh, hey.

That's my problem.

That's why I can't sell these cars.

I got you.

Put on your calendar

November 15th.

I don't know what,

and it'll be after SEMA

and I can probably get you out here

because I could plan to come to California

and work that way,

can bring you out here

but we're doing a car show out here.

We did it last year

and Rollins and I put it on

and it's pretty,

that little town I was telling you about.

So if that works,

I'd love to have you be a part of it.

November 15th in Walnut Springs, Texas.

All right, let's try to fix it.

Only if I can drive my Chevelle.

All right, there you go.

That's a deal.

Chip Foos, thank you.

Wake up.

Have some coffee.

Get back to work.

I guess you're going until three

in the morning again tonight.

The SEMA craze.

Yeah.

All right.

Thanks for calling in.

And then probably in about two weeks,

it'll start being all-nighters

and just stay up and get the thing done.

All right.

It was great meeting you

and I will see more of you.

And thanks for calling in.

November 15th.

You guys have a wonderful day.

Thank you, sir.

November 15th.

Yep.

I mean, all right.

That'll help.

Awesome.

Yeah.

That's the man, dude.

Gene Simmons is coming to my

rock and roll show.

Yeah.

You want to show a car off

to Chip Foos?

Yeah.

I mean, I would be amazing.

Pretty cool.

You know something about something?

Yeah.

You guys saw the offer

about the Godfather movie

and Albert Air's buddy

produced that.

Yeah.

Bob Evans, a pair of my

pictures.

That was his car

and his girlfriend,

Ali McGraw,

was fooling around

with Steve McQueen

and they were on the low

down.

Yeah.

So it's that's a legendary ride.

There's some nuggets of info.

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Doing the,

what is it that Simon used

to do?

Yeah.

Just like bitching about cars

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bad.

People seem to like it.

So I'll keep doing that

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Call in if you know the

Smiths.

Cut one.

Cut two.

Pretty easy.

What are you shaking your

head at, Turley?

You know that?

It's just the Smiths.

It's like, it just reminds me

of just if you had,

if you ever listened to the

Smiths, that means you had

a bunch of chicks in your car

basically.

You've got to call in and

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those two songs are from

1982, the Smiths.

Cut one.

Cut two.

Sounds like Oasis

when they're playing

backwards.

You know how I used to get

Chris Cornell mixed up with

a Foo Fighter guy.

Dave Grohl.

I used to get the Smiths

mixed up with the

Cure.

Yeah.

Well, they're both

face-painted.

Well, here I am a

Sticks Led Zeppelin guy.

Right.

Yeah.

But when I was a junior

in high school, all those

little freshmen and

sophomore girls loved the

Smiths.

Over psychedelic furs,

over the best mode.

And they were smoking

those little vagina

slimes.

They were your first,

the first GMO,

Virginia Slims.

I mean, goth girls

I ever saw.

That was, yeah.

Little Capri pants

and Capri cigarettes.

Smoking clothes, man.

We weren't smoking

clothes in high school

really much.

Those girls, those little

girls were.

Yeah.

They were smoking clothes.

Smoking clothes.

They were smoking those

little menthol, little skinny

Virginia slimes and

Capris.

Oh, they liked us too.

Little Capris

cigarettes.

They were only

like what, six albums

basically?

And they broke up.

A2 to A7.

Today is the 43rd

anniversary.

I can't count.

1982 on this day,

they did their first

band.

They were like the

opening act.

So that long ago.

Yeah.

You think anybody's

going to get these, that

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There's a live album that came out last year. That is all their biggest has performed live over one big show in

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They're just movie people and lawyers and they're talking about me was cool Dallas has turned into a lot of that

Actually, it really has

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Just all the stereotype of LA what you think it was that's what was there how many AI movies are coming out a lot

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