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Now, John Clay Wolf.
Look at that outside, dude.
It is on, on, on.
It is so gorgeous.
I hope that you're in North Texas like we are, which you're not.
Good morning, America.
But God, leave this.
God, beautiful.
I just got on the four-wheel-er and ran like a mile of the trail, and I had
a Woody.
Too much information.
Just a little chub.
Just smiling here and here.
So beautiful.
It's a good day.
It's a good day.
It's going to be a great day.
My brother's family is out here.
My niece's nephew, his bride-to-be, and they're doing a gender reveal.
We're going to do it redneck style with a 300 mag, shooting a deal of tannerite,
and it goes pink or blue.
What?
Tannerite.
What are you blowing up?
If you're going to go, uh, it's a prepackaged gender reveal thing that goes blue or pink.
When you blow it up.
Yeah.
That's hilarious.
Dude, that's funny.
That's as redneck as it gets.
Yep.
It will be fun.
Bob'em.
Yeah, it is.
And while I was riding the, oh, I'll do it later, but I was wondering if I should
open tonight.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, right.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Do you have a bed?
Do you have a set?
Well, no, I was open for what?
Well, let everybody know.
Corolla's coming tonight.
Corolla will be here in a little bit.
Oh, and Corolla.
He's playing the Walnut.
Now he's, um, you know, I'm going to go ahead and call it what it's going to be called,
the Walnut Springs Roadhouse.
I'm changing the name of that bitch.
Okay.
Walnut Springs Roadhouse.
Okay.
We'll change the name, like, on the stuff, probably January 2nd or something, but
yeah.
Anyway, he's playing the rattlesnake, the Walnut Spring.
I just hate the word rattlesnake.
I just hate the roadhouse.
He's playing the roadhouse.
He's playing the roadhouse.
I've got any doors bumping up and up and I'm gonna, and I am.
It's called the roadhouse, please.
Um, just for you in case his name's Jim Morrison and you look it up that way.
It's or the doors.
Uh, yeah.
But no, I don't have any material, Bob.
But when I was riding the four wheeler this morning, it started feet, it started
coming to me.
It started coming to me.
Yeah.
It started channeling.
So stopped and started typing and I'm feeling a little confident.
I get the feeling that's how Jerry Wayne does it.
You know, it's somebody that I watch a lot and I have talked to him about
technique, but that water burger story.
I mean, you know, you can, you can relax.
You got, you got to, you got to sign fill side to you.
Yeah.
You know, yeah.
Well, you kind of collect things that have happened to you and retell them in a very
interesting way.
Oh, good.
Thank you.
There you go.
You don't have to.
If somebody got him some new meds.
No.
You do have to try.
You do have to try.
There's going to be some effort, but you record things well and just do that
and don't worry about when you stress about it.
That's when you have trouble.
Okay.
I'm just saying you're opening.
Why don't you just MC it?
Okay.
And that's where you work your jokes in.
Cause I think there's more pressure if you're, oh, I'm opening for him.
Okay.
MCing.
You're introducing, uh, it's a crawl and his, uh, girl too, right?
The girl didn't make it.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay.
Well, then I guess he was just for you opening.
He may have an open.
I didn't even ask.
But yeah, just MC it and you can work jokes in.
But I mean, you know, and I didn't, I haven't asked him yet, but I mean,
in the words of the great Eddie Murphy, it's my house.
If you don't like it, it's, you know, I saw, I saw Corona recently on, on Bill
Mars, uh, random podcast and there were some, um, outtakes and he was telling Mari, you
know, there's a guy in Texas that has opened events for me a time or two.
And I nowadays I'm just not comfortable when I don't have him up there first.
And what was his name?
He didn't say.
He didn't say just that a guy in Texas.
It's me.
He does.
I know it's me.
Keith and Midland.
Yes, sir.
Well, this was your car.
Thanks for taking the call.
Yeah.
This was your car.
He's got a 2010 Camaro convertible RS with 150,000 miles on it.
Dealer offered 2000 once three.
So if you still had that thing, it was a 15 month.
Okay.
Same body style.
Pretty much.
That's almost exactly the same.
Um, her 20 car.
Yeah.
Right.
It was our 20 cars.
Is it a six?
It's a six cylinder, right?
Mm hmm.
Keith.
I believe, I believe it's a V six.
Yep.
Okay.
Yeah.
Early.
Why are you ruining everybody's good time?
We've got the air going.
You can't see Bob.
But that was the design.
I did the on purpose.
You don't want to see him on that.
God, I might be on the video.
If you go to YouTube, um, if you go to, uh, John Clay Wolf on YouTube.
Anyway.
JCWShow.com.
JCWShow.com.
Isn't that weird that a convertible Camaro?
I'm wondering if I want to get 3000.
It's because it's got so many miles on it.
How many miles?
150.
Yeah.
But Mike's shaking his head.
No.
No.
We don't need it.
We don't need it.
But they're out there in Midland.
And you know what's out in Midland?
Mexicans.
And you know what?
Mexicans like?
Hard.
Lord.
High miles.
I mean, it's not like a, like a conclave for Mexicans or something.
But this would be a perfect...
We have Mexicans.
You know what I mean?
This would be a perfect Kingsie air gift for a, for a West Texas young lady.
That's a good point.
It would be a perfect Kingsie air gift.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm going with this.
Yeah.
I hear you.
How's the top?
Not on the Kingsie air, girl, but on the convertible.
Not good.
Oh, no.
Then I'm going to go, I think you need to...
No, it works.
It works.
It's all tore up.
It's got fade.
It's got fade.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well...
It doesn't leak.
I mean, it's, it's fine, but it's got fade on it, you know?
You know, I've noticed that the Hispanic eye when it comes to color changes on,
on automobiles is not as critical as others.
You think you slide this one by?
Now in California...
It's a white...
No, it's going to say it's white with the black stripes and the black top.
And I was, I was getting ready to just paint the top black and put a sign on it.
Paint the top black like the convertible top?
Yeah.
Well, don't do that.
I've fade, you know?
Yeah.
That's odd.
That's a mess of Camaro.
Yeah.
Then that's a mess of Camaro.
We take it from Hispanic.
You always got to look at your customer.
Where's this thing going?
Who's going to end up with it?
And how much money do they want to spend on it?
You can service the top.
It's just like a big old shirt.
You can get it over there and restrain it, you know?
That's nothing.
You know, you just, you just put a new top on it.
It's much better.
No doubt.
Yeah.
Keith, just, just for fun.
Just for fun.
Yep.
I have a friend and he's half Hispanic and he owns a restaurant in Midland.
And I, I'm going to, I'm going to give 2,500 and you take it to F1 Barnville or F1 Tavern,
whatever it's called over there in Odessa.
Are you familiar with it?
Okay.
Are you in Midland or Odessa?
No.
I'm actually in Odessa.
My son lives in Midland.
I take it out to F1 and say, hey, John Clay Wolf bought this for me for $2,500.
But before it leaves here, they pick it up.
He wanted Felipe Armenta to take a look at it.
See if he likes it.
If he likes it, you buy it?
No, no, I'm going to buy it anyway.
I'm going to buy it.
But, but I'd like to save the transport if they want to keep it out there as a runner.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Second opinion.
I will.
What's his name?
Felipe Armenta.
Felipe?
Yeah.
Have you ever, have you ever been a, Felipe actually is not a, I'm sorry.
Okay.
The Felipe A is not right.
So have you ever been to, have you ever been to Cowboy Prime Steakhouse?
No.
Okay.
It's the fancy one in Midland.
And he owns that.
Have you ever been to Corkin Pig?
Absolutely.
He owns that.
Have you ever been to Maria's Mexican out there that just opened about three months
ago or six months ago?
Yeah.
And also Red Oak.
Red Oak.
You love Red Oak.
He owns Red Oak.
All that.
And then the big brewery, F1, that's his.
This guy's got a pretty.
Oh, F1, the new one.
Yeah.
Just bought that, right?
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
I know where it is.
I know exactly where it is.
Yep.
And we were going to partner that one.
You were?
Yep.
And then like last minute he said, Hey, because I'm good at events and things
like that.
So I'm a good party planner, I guess.
Sure.
And he's like, Hey, why don't we do like, you do all the events and you can make
the money off of that.
And then I'll just keep the restaurant in the building.
And I said, no.
Because the only reason to do the events is to bring in all the people to sell food
and beverage.
Restaurants.
Correct.
And last weekend when we were here at the, at the car show, he was looking at this
crowd and he said, Hey, we need to do this in Midland.
Of course we do.
And we do.
Right.
And we will.
Good.
Well, tell him to write the check for it since I just gave him about $5,000 worth of
commercial bear time.
Right.
Thank you, Keith.
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We'll get to you in a minute.
You might as well hang up and call back because we've got to go to the car
segment.
I see him on hold right now.
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Was this your grandpa's truck?
No.
Actually, I bought it at an auction about a year ago.
Okay.
A half ton or three quarter?
A half ton.
Regular cab, short bed, four-wheel drive.
Which engine?
It's got the small V8 engine.
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And is it like an ST, like does it have vinyl floors?
No, carpet floors, leather seats, and it's got the work boxes on the side of the bed.
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So it's a tradesman?
Not really.
It don't have tradesmen on it.
Well, leather seats, I don't think they're leather.
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Do you really think they're leather?
They should be.
They feel like leather.
I ain't going to lie to you.
They're heated.
They're not cooled, but they are heated.
That's a different.
That's an odd package.
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Does 10,000 do it?
I can give you the VIN, if that would help any way.
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Do you know the state of Illinois has high school fishing?
It's a school sport like football or baseball.
They're like, we're going to beat you guys in Friday night
in fishing, which means there's got to be fishing coaches.
I'm going to guess they're similar to the coaches I had.
You boys embarrass yourselves out there on that lake today.
Hey, he's got his hook caught in a tree.
Jansen pulled a shoe out of the lake
and Martin, you couldn't catch a fish
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Did you go to the car show last week, Jenny?
Ah, yeah.
I didn't.
Oh, yeah, Doug, you were sitting right next to me.
The car show was amazing.
That was blown away by the number and it was just the scope.
5,000 people.
The town broke.
Yeah, you broke the town.
But everybody's happy.
And nobody's complaining except the trash.
We did not do a good job of getting the trash picked up.
I didn't notice that.
I was like, ooh, this is going to be fun picking that trash.
We hired a Hispanic man.
One guy to pick up at all?
Yep.
Ooh.
And he did not do a good job.
That's a lot of work.
That's a lot of work, dude.
I mean, you know, he had a couple of days.
Yeah.
And he just didn't do it.
You gave one job to one guy?
We just hired an extra hand.
There's a ranch that's sold around here locally.
He's a friend of mine.
And he said, I've got this guy.
He's really good.
And he's not the new owner that I've been wanting.
I said, we'll take him.
And he, I was thinking of that exactly.
I knew we were going to be real busy.
I said, having bussing tables all weekend.
I mean, cleaning up everything.
And I didn't micromanage it at all,
but it just doesn't sound like he did much trash picking up.
So he's no longer with the firm.
What a job to give him, though.
Right.
It's a town.
Yeah, clean the town.
Clean the town.
I mean, you get a bag.
Dude, when I used to...
One bag.
You know, a big bag, a contractor bag, and you fill it up.
And then you go, then you put it in the back of the truck.
And then you get another one.
And you go do it again.
When I used to own a bar when I was in college,
we would go out, we had this parking lot that we got to use.
And I would go out there myself every night at 2.30
and clean that damn parking lot.
But that's one parking lot.
Huge parking lot.
You're talking about a town, John.
I understand.
But, I mean, he had plenty of days.
And he had another guy helping him.
Yeah, I noticed there are not a lot of dumpsters
where you want them in town.
That is true.
We've had a pre-show meeting and we've decided,
like for the rally coming up in the spring,
we're going to need EMT, we're going to need more bathrooms,
we're going to need more big construction dumpsters.
Absolutely.
So that people can pick up their trash or we can pick it up.
Or maybe we can get that guy to fly back in from Venezuela
with a contractor bag and clean it up.
We just have trash cans laying around everywhere
so people can throw their stuff away too.
Where do you get the trash cans?
You go buy them?
Walmart.
You got a couple thousand dollars.
I don't know.
Everybody's got all these ideas.
And nobody thinks about the application.
Everybody's got these ideas.
Turley was giving me ideas a moment ago
about the acoustics and the rattlesnake.
It's not that easy to fix.
No, I know.
I said, if you were to get an AV guy to do it.
Well, I do have an AV guy doing it.
He's installing next week a new system.
Not the big stacks for the stage,
but a new sound system.
Because I'm getting rid of the jukebox.
I hate jukeboxes.
I hate jukeboxes.
Why?
Because you don't let your patrons
pick the music.
Yeah, they don't get control.
Program the feel of the room.
That is true.
That's what I would do purposely.
I'd go into these, where they have a jukebox
and I put the most obscure songs.
Right.
You're the prick.
Oh, yeah.
Yes.
So you prick the room.
Because when it's full,
you've got to make sure you're playing the right music
so that it flows right.
And jukebox doesn't do that.
And then when the jukebox doesn't get its money,
what does it do?
It stops.
It stops to irritate everybody
so that you'll go put money in it
and then pick more bad music.
The only place it works is Waffle House.
Man, if you're listening,
the vendor on the jukebox,
you can come get it.
You know, we had a lot of hangers on
at your saloon last week.
And I came back Sunday morning
and picked up a bit.
Oh, that's nice.
I had nowhere to put my trash.
I had to walk around looking for a dumpster.
Uh-oh.
You know.
Now, I heard you were drunker
than Cooter F. Brown
last Saturday night.
Quite much, yes.
Hey, Charlie.
What was yours?
Hey.
Charlie, pick up your phone.
Everybody got a call from Babo.
So, you...
I don't think that's right.
I think you got to that level
that you achieved about four years ago
during Christmas times.
Oh, perhaps.
I slept at the little metal table
out front until early morning.
Oh, my God.
Where's a little metal table?
I'm not familiar.
I've got a little steel table and chair set,
I think, in front of the...
At the rattlesnake?
Yeah, it was there last week.
You slept on the table?
I slept on a chair next to the table.
Oh, wow.
Now, I took my shoes off
because I was very comfortable.
I guess.
Somebody broke a glass out there.
I don't think it was me,
but it could have been me.
I don't remember it.
Around maybe 5.30, 5.40,
I'm maybe later than that.
At some time, I woke up
and it was cold
and it was getting light outside.
Not the sun up,
but getting light outside.
See, you literally spent the night in a bar.
Little misty last night.
No, I spent out front of a bar.
And so, I thought,
well, I'll go sit in my car.
It'll be warmer.
Right?
But I didn't put my shoes on
so I'm in my sock feet.
I think I went all the way around.
I wasn't sure precisely where I might be.
Hooterville is where you are.
Right.
The petticoat junction train was coming through.
All the way around the saloon
and there's my car
and I'm like, okay,
so I sat in my car
and fell asleep.
I woke up some time later
and drove on out to the ranch here.
Yeah.
Took a shower and changed my clothes
and couldn't find my glasses,
my phone, or my shoes.
Where are my shoes?
Which I found quite remarkable
at the time.
So I did a search,
you know, where's my device on Google.
Right.
And it was at the W6 saloon.
Okay.
Oh.
Those bastards,
they stole my shoes.
Right.
So I went back
and I saw you and Fooze out front.
Oh yeah, I saw you.
You remember?
Yeah, we were sitting there.
And so I saw the broken glass
and I saw my shoes
right there next to the table.
Fooze shoes.
And so I went, got a
grooming in a dustpan,
cleaned up the glass,
looking through that away.
Went up top and looked out.
You did have glasses in the sink,
but no messes.
Okay.
And we did quite a number
on your large bottle of Makers Mark.
Oh my God.
Quite a number.
I mean, down to here.
So I replaced that.
Like with what?
On Thursday.
With the same.
Did you go get a new one?
Yeah.
That's nice.
We drank though.
That is awfully wide of a hole.
We drank the whole,
we had guys in for mineral wells up there.
I don't know.
I mean, I mean,
we had hangers on.
I'm like,
when you guys left for the awards thing
for the car show.
Yeah.
I attended bar until midnight, dude.
So how did you wind up
on a table in front of the bar
to sleep?
I wasn't on a table.
I was sitting on a chair
at the table.
Simple one for you.
But we did not have a table.
Are you talking about
out on the back patio?
No.
It was in the front.
We don't have a chair
and a table out there.
Well, there was last week.
At the garage.
Yeah, there was one.
Oh!
At the garage.
Not the rattlesnake.
No, not the rattlesnake.
I would never sleep
at the rattlesnake, man.
Yeah.
Oh, like that's above you.
So you slept in that.
That's a good way to get abducted, dude.
I believe it's happened before.
I don't know for a fact.
It just looks like a place
where you'd be, you know.
Have you ever woken up
in a bar before?
In the next morning?
I would just not off,
like 22nd not off.
I got drunk on a cruise ship
when I was in 7th grade.
Oh.
What?
And I woke up in the disco.
7th grade?
Yep.
7th grade.
Norwegian cruise lines.
My grandmother
took the whole family.
And you were drunk?
I think.
Yeah.
Well, you knew
if you were drunk.
Yeah, I mean, it's been a while.
I mean, 7th grade
is not yesterday,
but it was a little while back.
Yeah.
Either I fell asleep
in the bar my brother did.
But anyway,
so if you've woken up
in a bar,
please call
800-800-723-4800-800-RADIO.
Now, I do remember back
when we had the bar
in a TCU
when I was in college,
we found young sorority girls
a few times under the tables,
under the booths
the next day.
I don't think
their parents were aware.
No.
No, I'm sure not.
I have three jokes
about that specific topic,
and either of them
would get us kicked off
the air on all stations
right now.
Tell me why we're on our break
playing this song,
and we'll screen them
to see if it works
when we come back.
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His name's Bobby Brown.
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If you're watching this on YouTube,
you see what we're seeing
these show and clips
from last week's car show,
and I'm seeing these dirt roads
and these exotic cars on them,
and it made me think
I had a meeting yesterday
with the rally crew,
the board that we're putting together
to have the rally,
and they need to bounce us off the city,
but I think they'll like it.
We're going to put together
the 1C3
and charge the vendors' permits
because that bike rally
is going to be big
after what happened last week.
Huge.
We're going to burn it.
We burned it in.
And so we bring in money
and then take them.
It's just like the movie cars.
We're going to take the money
and go and give it to the city
so we can pay the roads.
Oh, OK.
It makes sense.
And stuff like that.
And trash and all those things.
800-800-723-4800-800 Radio The Undertaker
in Tennessee.
Good morning.
Hey, how are you doing?
Good.
What you got?
Hey, and you just started
waking up in the floor
at the beer joint.
Yeah.
Where at the bar?
Yeah.
I got into some moonshine one night.
A buddy of mine,
50th birthday party,
his wife had ordered a stripper
and an excess of moonshine.
And everybody there
that drank that moonshine
woke up the next morning
with a lump on their head.
They had a bunch of party
papers going on in the bathroom.
You know, the stripper going in
and we're going there
and snort stuff off of her.
You know, the kind of stuff
we did back in the 90s.
Mm-hmm.
Anyway, I get down to the bar
and I got tripped up
and fell and hit my head
on the pool table.
And she's getting me up.
I woke up there
in the floor down there
at the bar.
Anyway, it was a great time.
I was walking out of the bar
and she was like,
oh, you guys did that
with the shine, didn't you?
I said, yes, man.
I figured.
Thank you for the story.
Thank you for the story.
I was talking to my homeboy
Sullins yesterday
and I asked him,
when's the last time,
because he's not married,
that he hooked up with his
ex-old lady
that they have a kid together.
And he said, 2011.
Wow.
And I said,
well,
I don't know
what's going on
but I don't know
what's going on.
I said, 11.
Wow.
And he said,
yeah, there was a moment
that happened
that was the end.
He got into moonshine
with her dad, maybe?
No.
And he said,
that stuff makes you crazy?
And he said,
he looked at her
and he was getting mad
when he was looking at her
because of all the problems
they've had over the years.
And it just came out
of his mouth
what he was thinking.
I wrote this down.
Sullins high on moonshine.
Effing C.
Effing B.
I hate you.
That's what he said to her
to her face.
Yes.
He was thinking it.
Sure.
But the moonshine
made it come out of his mouth.
No filter.
And that was the last time
that they fooled around.
That's a pretty,
that's a pretty honest statement though.
It really is.
So now he knows,
she knows how he feels.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right.
That's the beginning
of recovery in some moments.
So if you go to the stream
right now.
On the JCW show?
Yeah.
You'll see a photo
of Bobo passed out.
No.
In front of the garage.
No.
There you go.
From a camera.
There it is right there.
Oh my God.
So JCWShow.com
you can click through
to the YouTube stream.
So there's a,
there's a Lamborghini
Aventador.
And there is a
wide body GT.
So you got a million
dollars worth of cars
in front of you.
On these two.
And there's Bobo
passed out in a.
Still have my shoes on.
In a lawn chair.
Does it have a time stamp on it?
You do have your shoes.
I'm sure Rob can
send it to us.
This is great.
Wow.
But your hat's on Bob.
That's pretty slick.
It must have been really early.
Oh there it is.
There's the time stamp
is one five five five three.
So it's two o'clock.
It's closing time.
And you're closing.
Good for you Bob.
You know my stepdad
used to do that.
He would fall asleep
on a bench
in front of a bar.
And he,
but he,
he dressed fancy.
It was funny seeing
a little rich
Connecticut Italian guy.
Okay.
In Aspen, Colorado
with a blazer
and Bermuda shorts on.
Passed out
on the street bench.
Sitting upright.
That was when I realized
that Tony had
a bit of a drinking problem.
You know,
you see these things
over years.
You just make these
observations.
It's in a way,
this is,
this is totally an excuse
so don't pay any attention to it.
In a way,
it's kind of the responsible
thing to do.
Yeah.
Rather than hurt yourself
or anybody else
and try to drive around
like that.
Because I mean,
you know.
Another story
that we,
and I cannot say his name
because it's too funny.
But he and another,
this fellow used to have
a cocaine run.
He did cocaine
a while back.
Okay.
And he took another guy
with him.
And I know,
they were telling me the story.
You remember that time
and they read a bar
and he went into
the bathroom with this guy.
And there was a cop
standing there
and the fella handed
the cop $500.
What?
And said,
don't let anybody in.
And the cop took the $500.
And they went into a bathroom stall.
And the cop bought
that they were being homosexuals.
But they were actually
snorting drugs.
You know.
And the cop took the money with him.
Okay.
All right.
Sir Minus,
you're almost done.
Is this what I'm hearing?
Is this your last day
on the Appalachian Trail?
He's been walking
the Appalachian Trail
for how many months?
Five.
Five months,
2,200 miles by foot.
200 miles.
2,200, right?
2,200.
Okay.
2,200 miles
walked on foot.
How many pairs of shoes?
Two.
Technically three.
But we'll just say two.
Okay.
That's not bad.
And today is it.
You have 30 miles left.
And you think you can
do 30 miles today?
I did 30 miles yesterday.
I only got 28 today.
Okay.
And where are you landing?
Like what town do you land in?
Um,
there's not necessarily a town.
I'm just going to be in
Springer Mountain.
And then I've got a guy
that's like in North Atlanta.
Let me stay at his house before
he takes me to the airport on Monday.
And where are you going
from the airport?
From the airport,
I'll be flying to Dallas,
Texas, Lovefield Airport,
and I'll be heading home
to Denton, Texas.
I didn't think you lived out here.
I missed that point.
Yeah, yeah man.
So,
I'm actually thinking about
next year,
whenever y'all have one of your car shows,
hiking from Denton, Texas
to Walnut Creek.
All right.
Now that's something I can get behind.
All right.
I'll make sure to make an announcement
and see if we can get some
forest gunk followers
to join me on that fact.
Yeah.
Now that would be
and you could probably
get some action on that
because this other thing
that you did was a little too deep
for most people's taste.
2200 miles in five months
is a hard,
is a hard invite to sell.
Yeah.
Like when you,
if you set out the e-bite on that,
you're going to get a lot of maybes.
Yeah,
but Texas walking is so easy.
No elevation.
And I'd probably take the Chisholm Trail
from Dallas to Waco.
Now this is great.
Okay.
So we'll plan on doing that
with the bike rally.
You'll do your forest gunk.
John, I gotta tell you,
this has been
my happiest
I've been in my entire life, man.
Really?
Yes.
I cannot change this
for the world.
This has been the most
for me has been an amazing experience.
And I,
it's been,
it's a roller coaster of emotions
of these last 200 miles, man.
It's, it's quite a lot.
What is your age?
Very amazing.
I turned 28 back in August.
All right.
How's your beard?
Very fluffy,
very scruffy,
a little crunchy.
Looks like
it is full
and it is wild.
Looks like you could build
a Resto mod
or cook some barbecue probably.
Sir Minus, congratulations.
Big round of applause
for your 2200 mile hike
across the country.
Look forward to the forest gunk moment
and we will work on that.
We will help you market that.
Perfect.
Sarah,
a strip club in Austin
has a photo of her
passed out on a chair
with a band
drowning pool surrounding her.
What year was this, Sarah?
It was probably about
20 years ago.
I was 22 or 23 at the time.
Did you wind up pregnant?
We had gone to...
No, absolutely not.
Just a butt of a joke.
We had gone to stuffed
barbecue
and hung out with them
and had far too much
jager before we even decided
to go to sugar.
And
yeah,
I woke up
in a giant
velvet,
like red,
heart-shaped
pimp chair.
I don't know how
to call it.
Sounds like you might have...
There's a photo out there.
If you didn't get pregnant,
you might have been on the pill.
Brandis,
what's your story?
So it was
late February 2017
and it was my bachelorette.
I can't use the excuse
that I was young
because I was not.
But I was
enjoying myself
drinking gin
like I used to do.
And
later in the night
I got thirsty
and I was asking people
to bring me water
and
so they brought me back
my little bridal bachelorette
chalice
that I was drinking from
and
drinking it
and chugging it
and kept asking for more water
and my friend Danielle
kept passing it to me
and I was chugging it
and it turns out
she was bringing me
more gin,
not water.
So
later in the
night
I think I was told
it was about 2.30.
I woke up
at a table and chair
just like Bobo.
You had the puke.
Didn't you puke?
I don't know.
I don't remember.
I don't think I did.
Good story, Brandis.
Mark, what's your story
in Germany?
I was in Germany
stationed in Mainz,
Germany.
I was coming from Frankfurt
in an icy zoo
which is a
direct train
late at night
partying
and passed out
woke up in the train
parked underground
in a tunnel
pitch dark
not good.
This sounds like
when my two boys
were riding the
bus
to elementary school
and Nolan
would fall asleep
and
Maddox
his older brother
that was supposed to
be keeping an eye on him
he showed up
and he came up to the
house
and his mother said
where's Nolan?
He's like
I don't know.
So Nolan fell
asleep on the bus
and
we picked him up
at the bus
yard later on that
day
because he was in
the very back sleeping.
That's what that guy
did.
Nobody noticed.
They went and parked
the trains
sit
the moral of the story
is you need to keep an eye
on your little brother
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Mark real quick
I've got 50 seconds
Hey John
I was actually
the bar owner
not the one that passed
out
so probably 12 years
ago
when I had the
bar
I got a call
from my alarm company
that
30 seconds
the interior
the interior
motion sensor
went off in the
bar
police were dispatched
to the bar
I went to the
bar
there's a young lady
knocking on the door
trying to get
out of the bar
because
the bartender
never checked
the bathrooms
when she locked up
she passed out
after throwing up her guts
to
tried to get out of the
bar
and set off the
motion sensor
well
I hope she had a nice
evening
thank you
Mark
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I've got that going for me
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how the hell are you
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I don't think Carol is going to make it
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because they're leaving from Houston
this morning
so they got a three hour drive
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we were all wondering
he did two shows last night
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dude come on
well he's not bringing his girl to open
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I bet he's got to open her
I think a lot of times when he flies around the country
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sure
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I've been around him a lot
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he spent the night at the house
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we take my son
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800-800-7234-800-800 Radio
it is time for you
you just lost
a listener
you just lost a listener
this is kind of a weird one
actually this week
it's coming from Angelique
in San Antonio, Texas
and it's about Babbo
believe it or not
hey you know
Bobby
I really thought we had something special
this is Angelique
Bobby
I've been hearing your dreamy voice
on the radio
since I was 39
and I always wanted to meet you
the night I did
you told me you never met a fan
as beautiful as I
that night
we left the listeners party that night
and had a magical evening
and now
I hear you're sleeping around
with other fans
Bobby
what
I guess this explains
why you don't talk to me
on Facebook anymore
I thought we had something special
turns out
you're just like all the other
big shot radio stars
and inconsiderate horror
who
by God
you lost this listener
Angelique
you just lost a listener
Angelique
Angelique in San Antonio, Texas
San Antonio
we never even had a listener party
in San Antonio, you do we
maybe she drove here
I don't remember dude
people come from out of town a lot
yeah Bob
I think she's thinking of somebody else
no
I don't think so
I mean I can't imagine
one of you guys would say
well I'm Bobo
it's like but you know
I don't remember anything like that
listener parties
maybe like this last weekend
you got so drunk you don't remember
well I mean anything's possible
I'm not saying
we do have a picture of you passed out
of two in the morning
send me a bill honey
what do I owe
what's the deal
it's gonna cause me
so you've lost us a listener
I don't think so
I think somebody made that up
yeah I think you know
she's probably thinking of some other show
and some other Bobo
yeah some other Bobo
there's a lot of other Bobo's
that are whores
a lot of them
well you know come on
it's hard out here for a pimp
what's going on the news this week
catch me up
I don't know anything
and you want to bring
well there's Trump news
but more importantly
there's people smoking dope
on airplanes
a jet blue flight
from Boston to Tampa
had to turn around
make an emergency landing
somebody got caught vaping
THC in one of the bathrooms
but also one of the crew members
that got close to the bathroom
then said to the captain
hey I believe I've inhaled
some THC
so now we have a problem
now we have a crew member on board
who is now affected by the THC
now autopilot will run it
nope but the flight attendants
cannot be high or drunk on flight
flight attendants who cares
it was a flight attendant
well the federal government cares
and apparently the pilots care
because they turned the thing
around and landed
stop right there
are you telling me
an airplane a loaded commercial aircraft
was in the air
and a flight attendant
yep
was a little stoned
so they turned the whole thing around
no she just got a whiff of the THC
from the bathroom
the passenger was in there
what a goodie goodie
yeah
if you don't believe it
here's the air traffic control
conversation got number one
jet blue 1191
I just have some questions
is the cockpit secure right now
hey if our cockpit secure
we had a customer
vaping in the lab
and we've
yeah smoking marijuana in the lab
we'd like to turn to Boston
jet blue 1191 Roger
for jet blue 1191
yeah
we had a security issue
with a passenger
mostly at the service area
smoking marijuana
our crew inhaled it
and now we're overweight landing
so that's the main reason
for the emergency
but crew is flight attendant
not pilot
no but the flight attendants
also cannot be high
or affected by drugs
but they're already in the air
JD
I'm with you
and they're heavy because of the fuel load
correct they don't need to be landing the plane
because the chick thinks
she might have a half a buck
that's a risk too
that's more risk way more risk
this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life
here's where I'd be coming from on this
and I know I'm totally wrong
but you can refute me if you want
we got engines falling off
man wings flying all over the place
you know the rear
steer blade on helicopters
coming off every you know
and guns and luggage and why not
you know what if you want to get high on the plane
man
no
you go right ahead
you know
not me
not you
but him
whoever you know
smoking or tampering with a smoke detector
is a federal offense
it is a bad old world
and sometimes you just need a hit
brother
and so she panic
because she caught a little bit
of marijuana
honestly I think they just
they just considered a security issue
because somebody's going to smoke dope
and laugh
so they turned it around
brought it back to Boston
what state were they flying in
they were coming out of Boston
going to Tampa
well Tampa's legal
is Boston legal
yeah believe so yeah
yeah
Massachusetts yep
it's not legal to smoke it in an airplane
I understand but it might have been vape
it was vape
okay so that's not a fire hazard
I'm not
this is dumb
something do you not think
okay you were a flight attendant
on Southwest Airlines
did you know any flight attendants
that down the bottle of vodka
in the Netherlands
why they were attending
I never knew somebody to do it
had it happened of course
did they turn the plane around
no of course not
is there a difference
no I just think
I think there
I have no idea what the pilot's idea was
other than once you've been told this
as a pilot
now you have to do something
you can't just go
that's funny
I'm with you John
if I were a flight attendant
and I caught somebody vape in THC
you gotta tell
whether they
whether I got a whiff or not
my interior TSA officer
would come out
and I would confiscate that deal
I bet you would
you can't have that no more
can't have that
you better soon
you better be good
you're good no whiskey
they probably could have held them
to landing in Tampa
that's true
they could have
they didn't
but they could have
turned this damn plane around
there's a topper on board
right
right
I mean
anyway
anyway that's what they did
what else have you got the news real quick
let's see here
we're gonna do Florida news
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you're talking about people being drunk
and let people being drunk at work
it is the holiday season
and people where we work
have been drunk before
here's teachers
of course they have a very stressful job
drunk teachers are getting to be a regular thing
this week a 30 year old
substitute Jim teacher
at an elementary school in Wisconsin
arrested
he was drunk on the job
here's Christopher Reyes
talking to the cops
in the principal's office
let's take this off
it's as easy as possible Chris
what did I do
you have a warrant
shut up to work drunk
how long have you been working in the school
in here
here
do you know the legal limit
what is your
okay you're a .36
it's a long
alright
the school
I said he's obviously no longer welcome today
there have been like four stories like this
in the last week
a teacher is drunk
yeah
you can teach the kids wasted
but you can't sit your ass down and ride on an airplane
apparently
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Bob, I just got a note
from a secret admirer
that says there's a video of you taking your shoes off
on the security camera
finally
but they also said that you're mad
because you've heard that he has the video
so if you would not like for us to play it
we will not play it
what I did was suggest to my friend
that maybe we have enough video
that one's already out
so that's, it's okay
I don't really don't mind that much
did they play it?
I'm pretty, I'm pretty uh
I don't think he's played it
I'm pretty uh easy going
I don't think he's played it
so, so you have the option
if you wouldn't like to play it
we just won't play it
yeah, play it
you do what you want, man
I haven't seen it, I haven't seen it
have you seen it?
I saw a bit
was it fun?
I think I was actually on the table
Turley says it's funny
it's funny
it's funny?
it's funny
I was actually on the table for a moment
would you like to play it or not?
well I don't know
how did you get the video
they sent it to you first
they sent it to me first
wow they didn't send it to me first
so this is your decision
well they said
nope, it's your decision
you want to reset for everybody
for what's going on here
Bob, Bob, Bob had a big night
last Saturday
and he fell asleep in a chair
and he was trying to figure out where his shoes went
and I believe on the security camera
we figured it out
but I don't want to play it
don't play it Kyle
do not push play
oh and if you're not watching on the YouTube stream
you go to JCWShow.com
and you can watch it
but if you're wondering
where your shoes are
I think we have tape of it
but if you don't want to see it
we will not play it
I'll go ahead and play it
let's get it over with
before we dig up anymore
I mean
okay Kyle, do you have the tape?
I believe he does
you know he does
I don't know
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I think that's still the still photo
that's just a still photo
yeah there's actual video
that's just a still photo
so we've done all this build up
and we're going to have to get to it in a moment
Kyle do you have the tape
do you have a mic on Kyle?
Kyle do you have the
huh?
it's rolling
it's slow
oh it's very slow
okay there he is
here's Bobo
he is
confused
1.57 am
where the hell am I?
and he is
just sitting straight up now
I think we should have
edited the video a little bit
before we got into this mess
how long is it Kyle
can you make sure his mic's on
Kyle how long is the video
you can talk in the microphone
editing it right now
I can control it live
okay you can fast forward a little bit
here he goes
he's moving again
okay
there we go
he's getting up
he's getting up
and
oh he went back down
oh he's up
go to jcwshow.com
and click on the YouTube stream
he's standing up
are your pants up?
a little sag there I think
a little plumbers
oh damn
that table is not strong enough
for that Bob
do not do that again
that is danger
that is job
that is not in the HR code
that was standing when I came back
there's audio too on this
oh hell
oh hell
hold on
don't fall
don't fall
do you remember this moment
not at all
okay
but I got my shoes off at this point
this is solid gold
this is what this is
he's so close to falling off
so you can't be that drunk
because that's a hell of a move
you just made there
I'll do that when I hurt so bad
try to get comfortable on this table
now he's sitting up on the table
why don't we do this
that's alcohol coordination
this is hard to watch
I mean if you're driving on the road
they're not seeing it
so let's play this during the break
guys you can go to jcwshow.com
and click through to the YouTube
and we'll during the break
we'll play this
because this is long
and I'm interested
but I don't want to wear everybody out
just driving on the street
and they can't see what we're doing
okay
800-800-723-4800
Bob I'm a little impressed
are you?
I'm a little non-plussed
non-plussed
I don't uh
I must have had a better time than I thought
I just thought I fell asleep over there
Florida news JD Ryan
Florida news
and now from North America's own land down under
it's time for Sunshine State News
with your certified lifeguard
JD Ryan
and of course there's a little bit of alcohol
mixed in these Florida stories as well
it was a uniquely cold day in Florida
when a 41 year old man in Florida of course
found marching down the street
buck naked
oh
yeah when the cops ask him
why he was doing that
and he said it was a tick-tock prank
let's not start this as a tick-tock thing
he was sure of Grady Judd
talking about he cut eight
we did get some security footage
from a Tesla
we did
that's right
a man's going to work
it's 36 degrees
and this dude is walking down the road
buck naked
he's not even wearing his socks
so this nice man called the sheriff's office
we responded and there he is
marching down the side of the road
we asking
what are you doing
well it's a tick-tock challenge
where you don't even have your cell phone
you're really naked when you don't have your cell phone
nope
so we arrested him
for obvious violations of the law
yes
he went to the jail without any clothes on
buck naked
buck naked
in Florida
normally that's not a problem
this happens to be a particularly cold night
good thing Bobo didn't do that too
his pants rose
well now we don't know
apparently I guess we have all night's worth of footage
we can sit and dissect
we have bastards
we could like have a Bobo Cam
like a marathon
I guess it depends on what it pays
another drunk driver in Florida
pulled over for driving the wrong direction
very serious on a freeway this week
he was initially blamed the medical condition
because that's what you want to do
first of all say I'm sick
don't mess with me
he however struggled to pronounce
said medical condition to the officer
Christopher Johnson arrested
on suspicion of DUI
after his field sobriety test
here's cut number nine
if he lets go of you you're gonna fall over
yes
I'm not even gonna try
just follow tip my finger with your eyes and your eyes only
don't move your head
I see the finger
okay well follow it
you gotta track my finger
that's where I've always had a problem
with my EFD
what is your EFD
hyperaptic
hyperaptic
oh
we do believe you're impaired
you might be
I got the HTML
element of Q
not good that's the
I wish we had audio Bobo talking to it
that's the way from when he's on the table
there is audio to that
you got a fixation Turley
let it go man
I'm sorry
let it go Turley
had our fun already
you bastard
there's a ball buster
there's ball buster
and then there's over the top
I've been accused of doing over the top
save something for next week
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Harry in Palm Beach, Florida
what you got
hey how's it going
so I'm a former airline transport pilot
you guys were talking about the
flight attendant who
allegedly had a whiff of marijuana
that caused the airplane to get turned around
so the scoop there
the scoop there is that
the FAA has very strict rules on drug testing
that include regular testing with physicals
as well as random tests
so if she had not said anything
and then it had gotten popped for a random test
and then shown that she had
marijuana THC in her system
she would have lost her job
and she would have been under federal charges
so what the crew did
was actually correct
flight attendants are considered to be
risky personnel on those aircraft
and therefore they do fall under those same exact rules
now what I will say is
my brother is the director of procurement
for a marijuana distributing company
and he says you can't get high off of the vapor
from a marijuana vapor plane
so what do you think about
a loaded heavy plane
that's fueled up for takeoff
and you've got to land it heavy
how safe is that
over a lady that might have to work off a vape
so if they were too heavy
they would have dumped fuel
they were heavy
I'm sure the pilots were concerned about that
but they would have just dumped fuel
if they were too heavy to actually land
and then land it lighter
it's done all the time
a lot of times you'll find residue
of fuel on your car
you don't even realize what it is
but it's some airplane that dumped fuel
because they were too heavy to land
or it's marijuana vape on your car
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it's really awesome
that's all the Florida that we have
so during the break bomb
guys you can go to JCWShow.com
and click through to our YouTube
we'll speed this up and see if this is good
we'll watch a little security camera footage
and we'll be right back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show
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everybody that came out to Walnut Springs last week
and I'd like to personally thank you
it was an incredible turnout
5,000 people
just couldn't have had more fun
and tonight we're doing it again
Adam Carolla is coming to Walnut Springs
I think we've got about 50 tickets left
maybe 100
our capacity is 400
and I believe we've sold 300 tickets so far
so go to WalnutSpringsRally.com
and click through the Adam Carolla button
and grab your ticket now if you want to come tonight
and we're doing a $75
personal VIP meet and greet thing
before the show
up at the saloon, private one
and that money goes to two local charities
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and know that the 75 does not include
a ticket to the show
okay
it's a $75 VIP
you get to spend an hour with Adam in a small room
there's only 50 people left
that'd be fun
but it's just charity
he's not like anybody's being greedy
we're just pimping him to raise some money
youth association
and the animal shelter
very nice
given back
Adam Elliott if you're a foodie
will be at the Bosque Cantina today at $330
and he's doing a book signing as well
which is right across the street
and if you need to know your way around
ask Bobo because he's got it down
I'm beginning to man
I don't listen
I wish we had cameras all around
every side of that building
because I feel like I walked for a while
before I found the car
that building is heavily secured
I remember turning a corner or two
and saying
there's more building
what are we drinking?
whiskey?
800-800-7234
what's this Australian man
apprehends home invader in his undies
in Australia woke up
heard a burglar
in the guy's house so he jumped out of bed
wearing nothing but his underwear
and grabbed his didgeridoo
chased the guy down the street
held him until the cops got there
you know what a didgeridoo is
I've heard the term and I've forgotten
it's a big long musical instrument
that looks like a pole
except you basically hum in it
that's the noise it makes
anyway all while in his underwear
here's the guy, his son
and another guy who lives next to them
talking about chasing this guy down
I've just seen a shadow
he's lighting his phone accidentally
come on and lit him up
it wasn't fast
heard my dad start yelling and saying
get him and boom, we started running down the road
they're in all my glory
I noticed I run faster naked
certainly naked anyway
he wasn't going anywhere
he got off easy
he lost his shirt
I felt like giving him one
wasn't a shirt I wanted to give him
he's probably lucky I only had a didgeridoo
we actually have him here in the studio
fresh in from Australia
that was Mark
we made
staying with him in his boy
he had in the Truder
at the house he walks into the house
Ryan's got a cell phone out
I think he's trying to call somebody else
he didn't know where he was
so
my name's he did
by the way
he wakes up and he jumps out the bed
he's got nothing on
but his ball exploding boxes
takes off
takes my didgeridoo
do you enjoy the didgeridoo
of course
I sat down with the therapy a long time
because I've got a little mental thing
play the didgeridoo
and the sound you know it goes
makes you feel better
he runs the guy down
and then gives him his shirt
he's got marks and eyes
right
I know what you're going to say
what
I sound just like Mick Jigga
I was going to ask you because you were here last weekend
did you try any of that Louisiana gumbo
that Scott brought up
oh right the gumbo
right North Gumbo
sausage and chicken
you people are crazy
was it great
no
it wasn't great
it's a
hard taste for an Australian
we make a gumbo
there's quite a bit of wombat there
wombat is a different kind
anymore
beautiful, acute
delicious
and we put vegemite in the gumbo
vegemite
how gives it a little
synthetic salty metallic flavor
makes the wombat feel
like real wombat
right
shrimp on the barbies of a pussy
Australian
Australian man
are you familiar with Michelle Obama
oh no right
you know her
right North Lady
we've got a quote from her last week and it's a little odd
and I didn't
JD did you see this
let me guess the brawl is too tight
nope
he looks a little tight
I wasn't going to say that
do you have it
do you want me to stop at any point
I can pause it
this is interesting
let me explain something
to white people
our hair comes out of our head
naturally in a curly pattern
so when we're straightening it
to follow your beauty standards
we are trapped
by the straightness
that's why so many of us can't swim
stop
what the hell
does that have to do with swimming
the hair
straightening your hair
that's why we can't swim
I learned this when I had long hair
a couple years ago you guys remember I had like
Leonard Skinner hair for a while
I had to use a straightener for that
because I've got naturally kind of curly hair
so you know how she feels
and if you swim
you wash your straightener out and you're
but does it affect your swimming ability
I can't give a damn
but when you're actually swimming
was this impeding your swimming
right but when you've got ladies
ladies that got their hair straight
they want to keep it straight
because it costs 40 dollars
right a straightening hell
I think the bit is she says
we spent so much time straightening our hair
we don't learn how to swim
that's what I picked up
run away from the water
people won't go to the gym
because we're trying to keep our hair
straight for y'all
for y'all it is exhausting
and it's so expensive
and it takes up so much time
great
is she on drugs
she's excited
this sounds insanity to me
she's feeling it that's what she's doing
she's got her crowd there
is she doing a bit is she being a comic
yeah she's getting a little bit you know
she's speaking to her folk
so we can work harder and focus on the work
so
why do we need an act
an act of law
to tell white folks to get out of our hair
don't
don't tell me
how to wear my hair
don't wonder about it
don't touch it
just don't
that's a good routine right there yeah
I came up with a term
for where she's coming from
you know what agency is
when you have you
possess your own agency
do what you want to do
she has developed
some kind of almost
an ultra
liberal entitlement
of agency
when we're
threatening our hair
to follow your beauty standards
white folks
you know
and that may be the case
that may be the case in a lot of cases
but to say it out that
and blame it on one
ethnic trigger
I find that that's kind of an entitlement
of agency I'm a little offended
you are? yes
by her or by what Bob said
no by her
I just think that
the whole swimming thing
it's blowing me away
I think she started out to try to be funny
and just didn't know how to get back
so she just started throwing stuff out
there's no punchline and there's no purpose
now that's happened to us here on this show
on a regular basis
don't even touch my hair
sweetheart don't you nip touch my hair
did she say you people?
I don't know
you white people
she said you white people
but I get the fact of
spending a lot of money on your hair
not wanting to mess it up
but my wife won't go ride
like in a convertible with me
for the same reason
it takes her forever to untangle it
but she is Caucasian
but
but she can swim
here's my deal
just let me get on a high horse
for five seconds okay
with all that's going on in the world
and a speaker that people came to see
and a lot of people in that stadium
or whatever okay
that's what we're about to talk about
you know it's spend your time wisely
it's something that used to be on the report cards
and often times I got an E
I don't think she's spending her time wisely
talking about that topic
but that's a 40 second cut
so I didn't see the whole thing
but you know what I mean
I would expect more from Michelle Obama at this time
do you remember the guy, the homosexual
that claimed that he had
sexual relations with Barack Obama
and smoked crack with him
slightly
I haven't heard that one I've heard some other things
about Trump and Bill Clinton
which is wild too
are the Epstein files released is it yet
they're coming out
this is the dumbest thing
did you see the list
a list broke
two days ago
but is it real?
Larry Summers
who was the former
what was he the boss
of one of the universities
he has stepped out of public life over it
because he's on the list
the list
I mean if A.I. can create full fledged videos
that are perfect how hard is it to make a list
if you're guys on the list you're going to say it's fake
if you're guys not on the list you're going to say it's fake
it ain't fake
okay how do you know
because I'm not an idiot
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seems like we've been talking about booze a lot today
but what's this beer drinking song
did you write a song
this is not one of mine
this is not one of mine
on youtube the guy that there I ruined it
there's a guy on youtube called
there I ruined it
so he does all kinds of different videos
he did a mashup of 50 different
country artists singing one
distinctive word
and you're not going to be surprised when you hear this word
because it's very common in country music
over and over and over and over
and here it is
and these are artists that you would know
and they cut them into one song cut 12
oh
now they have he makes a video of all of his songs
that he puts up and you can see his
software. Oh yeah. And as it plays, I go by and it's showing the names of every
singer that's in the old yards. One of those tiny little envelopes. Rosie in
Houston. Good morning on there. Oh hi. Katie, Texas. Yes. What you got? Um, I was just
listening to y'all show. I think y'all are hoot. It's very entertaining. I I love
to go on little errands in the morning because I get to listen to y'all for a
little while. That's great. But, you know, every now and then y'all say
something make me roll my eyes. But it's okay because it's that entertaining. I
keep listening. But I was on a McDonald's run because our transformer blue and
our, you know, we didn't have hot coffee. Gotta have that. So I listened to your
little spiel about Michelle Obama. And, um, yeah, I just wanted to say that when
she says we can't go into the water, it's not because they're not able to
swim or learn how to swim because of that hair. But I know you guys probably
know that it's because they did their hair. So at that moment you can't go in
because your hair is going to get messed up. Now this happened to other women
that who is they all the time when I used to do my hair. Yeah, because but I
don't do it anymore. So now I don't care. But I'm a swimmer. Um, I swim. I
wouldn't say I'm a swimmer. When you say they, who are you talking
about? Um, women that fix their hair, but you know, like go through the trouble
of blow drying it and spending like say an hour or so. Now I will say that for
black women, it's more, uh, it's more labor intensive to get the hair done
because it takes more to make it straight or to like do it up. So who
was Missy Elliott money and get your hair done did. Yeah. Yeah. Thank
you, Rosie. I got it. Good stuff. Go get your hair done. Did doesn't it
frustrate you, John? When you want to have your windows down in your car
and your wife's and yours like it's a beautiful day and she starts
complaining to you about, Hey, can you put the window up? My hair is
getting my face. Yeah. So I need to keep a rubber band or a scrunchie in
the car so that she can fix it when that happens because it's then it's
your fault that her hair is messed up. Are you trying to get me in
trouble? I'm just asking you in trouble. How did the games go
yesterday? Oh, you mean last week? Last weekend. They went pretty damn good
for me. Did they? Yeah. Yeah, good for me. No, no, you had two good
picks, two good picks. So I won. Others you lost. Oh gosh. So it
wasn't, you know, you had a good, good little run on it. This
week, my sports weiner's flaccid. It's not great. It's not a
good football weekend for foot for college football at least. Not
a lot of good games. So we only got two to go over from the
college side. On by the way, I'm up $300 now. Yeah, it's not
too bad. It's not like last year. It's been worse. Yes,
exactly. Since I won last week, I'll go first number 23, seven
and three Missouri at number eight, eight and two Oklahoma
Oklahoma's fighting for their playoff lives. Missouri has an
outside chance. I doubt it though. The line has moved down to
five and a half Oklahoma's favored at home 11 o'clock on
ABC Central Time. John, I think Missouri wins, but I don't
think they cover. Okay. Well, no, no, I'm sorry. I think
Oklahoma wins, but I don't think they cover. You forgot
that I need to pick first. That's okay. I just threw out
two different things. Yeah. Now you don't know where I'm
going. I think I agree with one of your statements that
Oklahoma does win. Oklahoma does win, but I don't think they
cover either. This is they're two good defensive teams. Oklahoma's
offense isn't great, but defense will end out for them. So
they win, but do not cover. So John, what do you say? I say
the same. So so now we have to move the line of the non
cover. So you move it. Alright, so the line's five and
a half Oklahoma not covering. If I move that line down to
three and a half does Oklahoma cover or not? I'll take OU.
Damn it. Sorry. Next. Yeah. I'll I'll let you go. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. You didn't buck me off. You bucked me off on
that one. Alright. Next one is your pick. Number 17, eight
and two USC at number six, Oregon. They're nine and
one. They're favored by 10 and a half. That game's at
230 Central and CBS. John, who's your pick on this
one? My pick is for Oregon to win and not cover. I think
Oregon kills them. Okay. Yeah. I'm going to go with Oregon on
that. Alright. That's all for the college. Like I said,
there's not much out there this week. Next week, there'll
be some really big games. Conference championships.
That's next week. Well, deciding who's going to be
playing in some of the conference championships. Who's
tech playing this week, you know? It's nobody. I mean,
I don't think they're off even. So the other team just
forfeited. No, like they don't they have a bi-week or
something. Will they be playing the big 12 championship
next week? Is that next week? Well, if they win, they're in
the big 12 championship. Basically, there's a lot of
games like Texas, Texas, and A&M. If A&M wins, they're in
the conference championship. If Georgia wins, I believe
they're in, but they have to win those in their last
game to get into that conference championship next
weekend. Next weekend. Next weekend. That's a good
stuff. I was thinking you were a step ahead. So who's
ain't in playing next weekend to get into the conference
championship? Texas. It's the big rival game. Where? At
that Texas. Okay. That's next week. Do you think Archmanian
will be performing? He will be performing. At half time. You've
got one game left, John, before he gets benched. It was at
a hundred. Yeah, a hundred bucks. Yeah. Fabulous watching
the Aggies game last week. Unbelievable. He came back and
did that. That was a miracle. I did that at your bar,
John. I saw that at your bar. You remember it. He remembers
that one. Yes. Your bar, man. NFL games, uh, eight and two
Colts at five and five chiefs. Yes, the chiefs are fighting
for their playoff lives, John. Yeah. They got to win this
game if they're gonna have a shot. Play the eight and two
Colts, best rushing tack in the NFL. Daniel Jills. I think
the chiefs just they have to win. They're gonna win. I
mean, I just, I didn't, last week was the one game
that you did pick right. Denver did win that game.
Right. I thought that the Colts would sneak it out.
They didn't, but this time they're at home. They got to win.
They're favored by three and a half, John. I think they
covered. You gotta be fair and say Daniel Jills may or may
not play in this game as of last word I heard. Who are
they playing? The Colts. I haven't heard anything new on
that. What is the Colts record? Eight and two. I'm gonna
say the chiefs don't cover, so I'm gonna pick the Colts
with the points. Okay. All right. I think the chiefs
will win and cover. So, okay. Next game. Eight. So,
if they win by three, I win. The spread's three and
a half. Yes. That's correct. Thank you. Just
validation. Eight and two Philadelphia Eagles. They're
three and a half favorites at the four, five and one
Cowboys. Three thirty. Central on Fox. The new
upstart Cowboys. I mean, they have a new defense. You
know, they looked all right against the Raiders.
Against the Philadelphia Hughes. I mean, that was so dumb.
It was like picking on the special ed class. Maybe.
Yeah. I'm talking about the Cowboys Raiders last
weekend. Everybody's all high and jumpy. I'm
like, dude, they beat the worst team in the
league. Well, it's your pick, John. So, do you think the
Eagles covered three and a half favorites? At Cowboys.
At Cowboys. No. Damn, I agree. I agree. I think it's
going to be a tight one. So, I'm glad that you get to
win more than I don't. Do the Eagles win by a point
and a half.
I'll take the boys. With the upset. Basically.
All right. I'll let you take that one. And the last pick. Did
you see what we did against Vegas? Oh, no. See, he's now
is on board. I love to see him beat the Eagles. I hate
the Eagles. We have the two coolest best receivers in
the league. Yeah. And I love the story about our
receiver getting wasted at the casino tables before
the game. Yeah, they were throwing up and he said,
I'm appalled that y'all think I can't handle my
liquor. Yeah. CD got a little drunk. Was it
Vegas? Yeah, CD did. Yeah. And he got a little slap
on the wrist. Didn't get to start the game. I mean
whatever. That's fine. He still showed out. So,
last game six and four Buccaneers at eight and two
Rams. It's a Sunday night game on the Peacock. The Rams
are favored by seven and a half points. Basically
same thing. Buccaneers need a win to stay alive.
Rams. It's at LA. Rams have been hot. Matt
Stafford is MVP. He's playing pretty damn good. I'm
going to take the Rams, the Los Angeles Rams. To cover
the seven and a half. Yeah. You can take it. That's a big
line. That's a big line. You guys, you're just
throwing it out there, John. You know what? Hang on.
Can I regret? Can I retract? You have a second
thought. I would like to pull that line back. That
line is too deep. So, I'm going to reset the
line and I do think the Rams are going to win
but I only feel comfortable three and a half. Boy,
you dropped it way back. Yeah, I wouldn't
listen to the line. The line is stupid. Baker's a
good quarterback. I believe the Rams win too but
yes, seven and a half was way too much. Three and a
half. That's about where I'd put it too. So, I
agree. So, now I have to move the line to buck
you off here. Okay. One and a half. Rams. So,
you think the Rams will also cover it one
and a half. That's where I'm at too. So, now
you got to knock me off. There's not much to
move here. Let's just go heads up. Who wins the
game? No points. Well, we both think the Rams are
going to win. So, now. Are you okay with that? So,
I will. I'm tired of this. So, I'll just go
bucking ears out of. I've got deal fatigue.
It's like at the auction. Yeah. Like just screw it.
Just sell it. Yeah. Done. That happened. All
right. So, yeah, bucking ears to win. All
right. There you go. I still think the Rams
are going to win. You have vetted this game.
So, I hope I win just to beat you but I do
think the Rams are going to win. All right.
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John Clay Wolf Show. Bo and Charlotte, North
Carolina. You have an 05-VET Z51. 16,000 miles.
Six speed. What color is it?
Hey, John. Nice to meet you. It looks like
burgundy. I don't know. I don't know.
Is that metallic burgundy thing? There's a
color. Now, I forgot the name of it. Fire
Mist or something. But in the core, but in
that name Chevrolet, the word red. So,
it's something red. It's not like
fire engine red. It's something red. But
yet, you look at it and it looks like
it's burgundy. I mean, I got it.
I'm driving down the road. I had it a
moment ago. We're good. Let's keep
moving on.
Okay. Yeah. I just, I told your, I told
your screener, I was just spur of the
moment, just riding down the road and
thought, I wonder what that car is
20 grand. 20. Yeah. I was looking during
the break, a couple of comps, like there
was a 9,000 mile one that sold for 23.
There was a 40,000 mile one that sold
for 18. There's a 22,000 miles that
sold for 20. So, that car with 16,000
miles, I'd probably give 21 and a half.
Okay. Okay. I think, I think I'm
all folded because I was thinking it
was worth more than that.
I just, it's like if you had stock to
sell me, like you had Apple stock,
right? And we're friends and you just
wanted to sell it to me. I would
look at what it's trading for and I'd
offer you what it's trading for if I
wanted to buy it. And that's what I'm
looking at. I'm looking at hard comps
of the last four transactions in the
dealer world that went down and I'm
rattling those off to you.
Would you recommend that I keep the
miles down on it? Yes.
Does that, would that help the value?
Okay. Yeah, absolutely. Keep it under 20.
I mean, if you keep it for a year or
two, it'll still be worth that. It
might be worth a little bit more in
a year or two actually. That car's
not going down as long as you keep
those miles in 16. And the fact
that it's the end of the Mohicans
on the front engine Corvette and
that color that you have is a good
color. That color that you have is
ironically the best color. And
thinking about that, I might give a
little bit more. It's like Turley in
his lines. I'd probably go 23.
Be close. 22, 23 grand.
It goes, it goes, it goes well.
Does 23 buy it?
And leather and sugar. I have, no.
Okay. It doesn't matter then.
Next caller. 808, thank you though.
800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
Brett in Missouri has an 05 Chrysler
300 with 19,000 miles.
Just curious. Says it's for sale for the
right price. Won't say what that is.
Well, I can tell you, Bretty there.
Yes, sir. What's going on, big John?
Not much. Is it an SRT by any chance?
No, this is the first year they came
out. No 5. So just the 5-7.
Yeah. That car is not doing anything.
It's, it's, uh, it's not a collector.
It's not going up. It might 10 years
from now, but it's not.
I'm looking at those same comps here.
The highest one I see on here is $4,500.
Now it does have 60,000 miles on it.
Yours has 19.
This car is probably a 7,500, eight grand rate.
Okay. Okay.
And if that works for you, go to
GiveMeTheVin.com. We'll buy it.
I appreciate it, John.
Thank you, man.
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Hey, Ken.
How you doing?
Good.
How are you, guys?
His wife just had a baby.
Oh, the baby!
Yeah.
You got a picture?
Boom. There you go.
Oh, beautiful.
Huh?
Lucky man.
Thank you so much, my greatest treasure.
Hey, you know, she looks a little Asian.
Um, what do you...
What does that mean?
She has a little Asian look about her.
It's a strange thing to say, Larry.
Why? What's the big deal?
What are you getting at, is all I'm asking?
Because most people would just say first,
she's beautiful.
I'm not being anything.
I'm saying that, you know,
she just has a slight Asian look to it.
I feel like you're maybe saying something's off about her.
Something's on about it.
It's good. It's a good thing.
Uh-huh.
That's a compliment.
How so?
She's exotic.
I wish I had looked a little Asian.
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She's a little Asian.
You can't win with that conversation.
No.
Baby picture.
No.
I mean, you have to say they look great, right?
What a beautiful child.
Yeah.
Did you ever see Inherent Vise with a walking phoenix
and the lady, her husband's a heroin addict
and he's run away.
And walking phoenix is like a doper detective.
And he's sitting in her kitchen.
Can I see a picture of your baby?
And she hands a picture and he goes,
What did y'all think about the season one land man episode?
Outstanding.
Season two.
I'm sorry.
Season two.
Great to see everybody again.
Turley, you said you didn't like it.
It wasn't, it didn't like it.
It was just, it gets a little over the top
where she's going to college, TCU.
Oh, that scene.
And the scene where she's meeting the advisor.
I mean, come on.
The mother and the daughter are obnoxious.
My wife said I hope they both get killed off
in this area.
All the women really don't,
if you look at the comics, they just do not like that,
that pairing of those, when that show cuts
to the mom and the daughter, it's just so annoying.
I mean, the back and forth between all three of them is fun.
That, that's fun.
But Billy Bob's part of it.
Yeah.
But then her there with the, I mean, come on.
This never happens.
It never happened that way.
And the food fight scene, or not food fight,
when she ripped the table.
Whatever.
But otherwise it was fine.
It's really weird being from Fort Worth
and seeing these, like the scene of the party
where they had all the people.
I knew so many people in there.
Oh, I bet you did.
I was a little offended.
I didn't get asked.
Oh, no.
But I mean, I was thinking I might see you in there.
I knew a lot of people in there.
I was like, pause, pause, pause.
I mean, I knew about eight actors in there.
They're just stand-ins.
It's funny.
Well, we finally got it.
You know, all those years ago, watching Dallas.
Right.
Seeing all those things in Dallas, all around Dallas.
Now it's Fort Worth.
We finally got it.
You know, I think it's very cool.
I don't have a problem with it.
The only thing is I wonder, because at the end
of the last season, you know, Andy Garcia
turned out to be kind of the cartel.
Right.
Yeah.
And we didn't see any continuation of that.
I was hoping for that to continue.
But we got Sam Elliott on the show this year.
And I think he may be Joe Bob's old man.
Yes, he's Joe Bob's old man.
So, you know, I think there's a lot of good to come.
But the thing with the women,
Sheridan's always done that.
You remember the chick on the original Yellowstone?
Beth.
Beth.
Yeah.
The crazy.
A hot rod.
Yeah, gal.
This is allegedly Sheridan's strongest debut of his career.
Oh, sure.
And he rode himself in toward the Indian first.
I didn't see it.
Oh, yeah.
He's in a pool.
Oh, it's the last one.
In the last one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The last one.
Dude, he was the sheriff's deputy on the biker's show,
Sons of Anarchy, which I've avoided for years
and finally started watching.
If you look at Bosque Cantina here in Walnut,
and his logo on Bosque Performance Horses,
you will notice a large similarity on the brand that we stole.
Okay, is that on purpose?
Yeah, okay.
I just sent it to Rob.
I says, Bosque Cantina.
I said, look at Sheridan's brand on Bosque Horses in Yellowstone
and just do a deal like that.
So, it says B, C, and it's got a little F in it.
And the F is for Felipe.
Felipe Armenta, my partner on it.
And he's the badass chef that makes it so good.
See, I've been watching this.
So, I gave him a little hat tip there.
Sicario was his, he wrote that.
I need to see Sicario.
Lot of good writing.
Sicario's outstanding.
Part two is outstanding.
Heller Highwater, about the two old hillbilly brothers
who decide they're going to rob every bank in West Texas.
And they show all the cop cars from Archer County
and Wichita County.
You know, and it's, yeah, quite a deal.
Let's go to Mail from Jill.
That's what you're plugging during the break.
Hello, I'm Jenny Cash.
This is Wicks Mail from Jill Entry Reads.
Hey, John.
This is Chad in Alabama.
I'm put up for a while for consecutive theft
and possession charges.
You know how it is.
I come and go.
I am glad I'm in a place where I can hear
Bobo do his dumb animal characters.
They have me rolling.
And I swear we have a gay guy in here
that talks just like BJ Ryan.
Jesus.
PJ Ryan.
I want to give a shout out to my friends, George and Bertie.
And I miss my girlfriend, Trisha, and all my dogs.
I wish my 2010 Camaro LT,
but I wrecked that long before this tent, lol.
I even miss the crystal meth a little bit.
It's always a good time until it ain't.
I always hear y'all say you can't drink all day
if you don't start in the morning.
Well, I was smoking methamphetamines
well into the morning for five days straight.
Talk about a good old time.
Those were the days.
That stuff will turn you into a humping and thieving machine.
Anyway, it's cool to hear about all those cars you're restoring.
If you ever find any badass Camaros,
I'd love to hear about them.
Talk to you later.
Your friend Chad Lake, MCDF Montgomery, Alabama.
Hey, partner, if you got mail from jail,
just send it on down to the line to us here at PO Box 471-517.
That is in Fort Worth, Texas.
The zip code is 76147.
Speaking of the wall of shame over here
with all the jerseys of people that have done odd things,
Bruce Jenner being one.
What's the new one?
This one, this guy, Paul Bell in Pittsburgh is sending me this.
Oh, that's a good one.
That's a good one.
I think that's the best one.
I mean, that is Tonya Brown.
It's the throwback stealers jersey.
So it's a bumblebee look.
And it's Antonio Brown.
And Antonio Brown is an idiot.
Yeah.
They're about to get him.
He deserves to be on the wall of shame.
They're about to get him.
What do you do?
I give up.
Hey, he quit that game in the middle of it.
Oh, that guy.
When he was in Miami or Tampa Bay
where he was ripped off, it was Tampa Bay.
He ripped off his clothes and left the stadium when he quit.
But what did he do in Pittsburgh?
He did something real stupid up there, too.
Oh, well, he got himself out of there.
I mean, they couldn't put up with him.
But he just recently, I believe, he was extradited from...
Dubai.
Dubai, yes.
Because he's wanted for something.
I can't remember what it was.
It's got to be some kind of sexual assault.
He was in a scuffle during a professional
I don't know if it was UFC or boxing fight in Miami.
And the other guy got shot.
And Antonio Brown went to Dubai.
Just left and he was posting on things.
I'm in Dubai.
Look how happy I am in Dubai.
You know, did you ever think Dubai is nice?
Because it is.
I'm there now.
I'm as happy as I've ever been in Dubai.
You'll never find me.
Miami, you suck.
I never see you again.
I'm in Dubai.
Well, so federal agents, Florida state people,
gone together, went to Dubai, cooperated with him,
and extradited him.
And I'm bagging Miami now, but listen, nothing really happened.
So he's back.
They're about to get Antonio Brown.
Okay.
Sorry to say.
I want to grab this car real quick
before we go to break right now.
Russ in Baton Rouge has a 13 boss 302 with 5,000 miles.
Oh, I wish I would have seen this already
because I was going to offer him 35.
It said, give me the vent, offered him 35.
He wants 38.
Yeah, Russ, I think 35 is plenty.
Oh, you think?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, I just wanted to check with you.
Yeah.
Well, all my guys, they're pretty good at what they do.
That's why they've got those jobs.
And we kind of, you know, we all share the same mentality.
But here's one with 4,000 miles that sold for 34,5 in September.
And here's one with 5,000 miles that sold for 36.
And here's one for 12,000 miles that sold for 32,4.
So what, like, what's the least you'd take for it?
Right, 38.
Why?
A lot more in it.
Okay.
Well, good luck with that.
And maybe you'll find somebody that will buy it from you.
And they can get financing and you can have a warranty.
And, you know, there's just a lot of to it.
And you can take a trade in in order to get full retail.
You have to offer a lot of services many times
that individuals can't offer.
I'm not saying you won't get your 38.
It might take you a year.
But if you want to put her down right now, I'll give you 36.
36.
Well, I'll consider it.
Your pictures are loaded.
I'll consider it when you call back,
because right now I'm offering 36.
If you want to say done, I'll be stuck.
If you don't say done, I'm not stuck.
Yeah, I'll better think on it a little bit.
Okay, thanks.
800-800-723-4800-800 radio.
So we will think too when it comes back up.
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Thanks for making us number one.
Damn, it feels good to say that.
This is one of my favorite George songs.
I know, it's great.
I'm going to knock a couple of cars out here real quick
that I want to do and also do a plug.
Ted Nugent is coming to Walnut to the Walnut Springs
Roadhouse December 13th.
You can go to Walnut Springs Rally there
and click through your tickets.
Also, Adam Corolla is doing a comedy show there tonight.
And we still have, I think, about 70 tickets available.
Graham Elliott will be at the Bosque Cantina at 330
for you foodies that are into the Food Network.
You remember Graham Elliott, the guy that worked under Gordon.
Who's this?
Who's the screamer?
Gordon Ramsay.
Gordon Ramsay, yeah.
And he will be there doing a book signing today.
Thank you everybody last week for coming out to the car show.
It was a huge hit and the rally is going to be in May
and we're planning that right now.
Okay.
Richard Pasadena, 22 Silverado 1500 RST,
41,000 miles.
Trucksworth, I see you want 34.
You got dealers at 32.
Can I give 33 and make it work?
I really want to be at 34.
I can't get there.
I mean, I was trying to get...
So, what's the best I can do on it?
33.
What about 30?
33.5.
Deliver it to our office in Fort Worth, Texas.
I'll do that.
Okay, so that's where...
Well, I mean...
It cost me $300 to ship them from Houston to Dallas
and the cars bring more in Dallas.
So, I can't get that money in Houston for it.
So, I need to get...
I've got a better market in Dallas,
but I've got to ship it.
Okay.
Yeah, is there any way that I could get that in riding?
I mean, I'm pretty sure that's...
I mean, that's more than what everybody else is offering me.
So, I think I'll be pretty good with that.
But when you drive up here, right,
then you've got to get home.
So, you're going to want to spend $500 in time
and gas and trouble too.
But it's your call.
One of us are going to spend $500 to ship it.
So, yeah, just go to GiveMeTheVin.com
and say, John, put it...
Now, it's got to have a clean car fax.
It's got a bad car fax.
I can't do it.
Yeah, now, everything's clean on it.
I was actually speaking to one of your people there.
So, okay, well, yeah, that's cool.
Tell them 33.5 delivered or 33 drop it in Houston.
Okay.
Thank you.
All righty.
All right, bye.
Appreciate it.
04 Viper, Snake Skin Seats, 160s.
No, Brad, these 04 Viper's,
even though you have great miles on it,
I sold the last one for 50.
If you go to GMTV on Bring a Trailer,
you'll see that I had to try to bring a trailer
out of my last two Viper's
that were low miles like this.
I think I got 50.
I think I got 50.
That's what I sold it for.
You there, Brad?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, just go to GiveMeTheVin.com,
but if 60s are your bottom, don't bother
because we will not get there.
We're probably a 47 grand buyer, maybe 50.
47?
Yeah, 47.50.
Okay.
Thanks.
800-800-7234, Cruz and Kansas City.
You've got a 12 diesel Cummins,
2012 with 83,000 miles.
You want 30.
Had offers for 27,000 previous.
Yeah, I'd call those guys back
and see if they'll give the 27
because MMR on that truck's like low 20s on a 2012.
Okay, I just wanted to see what you guys said.
It was worse.
Yeah, I think it's mid-20s.
It's got decent miles for the year,
but in my world it does not get to 30.
Crab in Southern California, good morning.
What's your message?
Hey, John.
You look good today in orange.
Thank you.
And I wanted to say happy birthday to Pre-K
and happy Thanksgiving.
And are you guys going to do a show next Saturday?
I don't know if it's going to be live or prerecorded.
I haven't made that.
Have we talked about that yet?
No, we haven't actually.
What's going on next Saturday?
Next Saturday is just...
I don't think I can make it.
Really?
Yeah.
Y'all can do it without me.
Oh, is it Thanksgiving weekend next weekend?
What does crab know that we don't know?
It's Thanksgiving weekend.
Well, I wanted to say I'm impressed
with the length of Turley's sports wiener report every week.
It seems to be getting longer.
Good job, Turley.
You got a longer sports nugget.
Why is obsessed with my sports wiener?
But okay.
Thanks, Crab.
Rob and Trinity, I sent this to my guy Hot Rod Kyle.
He'll be contacting you.
I do not know the money on a 53 Ford
hardtop Crescent numbers matching.
I just don't know it.
All right.
Thank you.
Thank you.
800-800-723-4800.
Can we go back to work?
We're supposed to know everything.
Well, I don't know everything.
Why are we not going to be on next Saturday?
Well, it's Thanksgiving weekend.
Okay, and?
And I've got a big thing I got to do Friday night in town
and then another big thing I got to do Saturday night in town.
And I was thinking it might be a good excuse not to do a show.
But this is not official.
What about you guys?
What are your Thanksgiving plans?
Just let us know.
I mean, if you can't make it, we can't.
I mean, why?
Well, hang on.
That's not what you eat.
Stop bleeding and bitching and trying to guilt me.
I asked you a question.
I'm not saying that at all.
What are your Thanksgiving plans was the question.
Oh, family, family, family.
Because that's Thursday, Friday.
So by Saturday, you're ready to go?
Yeah.
Everybody's like, man, we want to get out of the house.
Yes.
If we're doing a show, we're here.
Well, let's plan on it then.
All right.
Here you go.
Yeah, I'll just drive in in the morning
and then I'll have to leave right after.
Okay.
All right.
There's no pressure, man.
Just like, if you got to not make it,
we can we can handle.
I'll be a little.
Well, I mean, you know, yeah.
Well, let's do it.
If everybody wants to get the hell out of the house,
I'm not traveling anywhere.
I've just got this thing I'm going to do with my daughter
next weekend.
They have these parties.
It's complicated.
It's like a white girl's key Sierra thing.
Okay.
I don't know if you guys keep track of this all the time
because, Charlie, you've been doing this more years
than I have from this angle,
but we almost always do a post Thanksgiving show
on that Saturday.
All right.
We don't always get the same level of business that we do.
Right.
Businesses and attendees.
There are a lot of people in cars driving around shopping
and we get a lot of like first time listeners
when we do a live Saturday show
because we're the only live show.
So it's a good time to cum new cumbers.
Yeah.
Okay.
Fair enough.
They'll cum all over us.
I've been doing it 20 years.
God.
I don't know why I should stop now.
Yes, he did that.
I mean, the radio guys are starting to get antsy now
because I said I was going to quit in June.
I know.
They're all getting nervous.
Yeah.
They want me to sign this thing and what are we going to do?
I said let's just keep doing what we're doing right now
and we'll just call it.
Let's let's let's figure it out in April.
They don't like that.
I can't help them.
I can't help.
Like they never find anybody all of a sudden.
Yeah.
But that one station is really upset about me canceling on them.
Are they?
Yeah.
I just got tired of it.
Well, I just got tired of it.
I'm with you on that.
Yeah.
It's Charlie's old employer.
Oh, I'll be careful.
I don't want to step onto me toes.
You dumped it for you or just in case?
No, I was fine there.
But that's fine.
You dumped it.
I'd like to know the story off air.
I'll tell you off air.
It's a dumb story.
But I'm tired of being second.
I'm tired of being stepchilded.
And after a decade, it's just like whatever.
Dude, I don't need y'all.
I just don't need you.
Sorry.
You don't have the power that you did.
And you can take the money elsewhere.
Yeah.
It's just I mean for the advertising.
It was just advertising packages.
Whatever, 800-800-7234-800-800-radio.
By the way, pre-k.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
What's cracking?
Y'all appreciate it.
How old you be?
Man, I am blessed to turn 35.
35.
Big Tray 5, born Thanksgiving 1990.
So give thanks.
Did you feel Obama's, Michelle Obama's pain
when she was talking about swimming with curly hair?
Uh, you know, the hair can, you know, throw a little bit of a
kink in your plan, especially if you got your hair done.
It's somebody who has their hair done often.
I feel you.
You know, you don't want to mess up the curl.
Can you swim?
Oh, yeah.
I'm a champion swimmer.
Champion swimmer right now.
Where's the pool?
Champion swimmer.
All right.
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Happy birthday to you.
I like them hosts.
I don't love them hosts.
Happy birthday to you.
Ooh, wee baby.
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Morning, everybody.
It's about that time again.
Bob, I'd like to do backtracks, pearl jam right now.
We'll get this knocked out of the way.
Oh, boy.
Since we're playing Grunge, cut one.
Can you, we'll have you sing any better when this is over.
Cut two.
Yeah.
If you want to put on headphones right there, you can hear what's going on.
So what we're doing is we're playing two Mumbly Seattle guys songs named Pearl Jam Backwards.
Come on.
And you can guess the two songs that we're playing backwards.
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What will you win, Bob?
We got, you know what?
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Also, Pearl Jam Music from Born Late Records.
It was this day back in 1994, Pearl Jam released their third album.
And kind of my introduction to the group, because I was in country radio
when their first two came out.
So Vytology was the first Pearl Jam album I really listened to a lot over a period of time.
Cut one.
It sounds like I'm singing forward, but it's difficult.
I do not have it.
I mean, I see the answer, but I wouldn't not know it.
Cut two.
These are pretty easy.
Robert in Nashville, Tennessee.
What are your guesses?
Animal and Yellow Lead Better.
Bang!
I guess they were pretty easy.
They were.
Great song.
And then this one.
We have our own Eddie Vedder here.
Could you sing along a little bit, Eddie?
This one is his best song ever.
Yeah, the first singing along, too.
Good morning, Eddie.
You can open for Adam Carolla tonight.
And meetin' where you hoot, hate the clan, hate the clan.
That was a joke.
I'm makin' funnier, makin' funnier, spin on my bullets, spin on my bullets, but I will spin that.
Bullet's good, rather good, but hey, holler's bullets.
Adam Carolla.
Thank you, Eddie Vedder.
Eddie Vedder, Eddie Vedder, Eddie Vedder.
The Gen Zers have no idea.
Why is he this guy mumbling like this?
What happened to him?
Eddie?
He still, he charges a lot for private parties.
I know a rich guy that had him.
How much?
Can you tell us?
I think it was 700?
Boop!
Stop it!
Stop hitting!
I know it was 500.
Holy!
Why not?
You know the guys at Landman are talking about the crazy rich oil?
Yeah.
It was one of those.
Wow.
And he had the chain smokers at night, too.
You'll not remember me talking about this?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it was at the zoo.
Private birthday, 40th birthday party,
he had Eddie Vedder in the chain smokers at his party.
That's some money.
That's some money.
That's when you know you're rich.
Yeah.
I think he's of my time.
I think Eddie Vedder is probably one of the most influential vocalists out there,
just right behind Bono.
Chris Cornell, for sure.
Well, Cornell, certainly.
Certainly, yeah.
But you know, the body of work has got to stand, too,
and you've got to be around long enough to do that.
Right?
Sounds like a shot dog to me.
Well, I mean...
That dog is dying, dying dog.
I'm not aware of any bad era of Eddie Vedder vocals, man.
You just got to put yourself there.
But who am I to criticize?
Oh, wait, no, who are you to criticize?
What's this, can you handle the truth bit?
Oh, we got to do that.
Not here, because it's a lightning round.
Okay.
Maybe at the end of the show, 45 after the end of it.
You remember, you can't handle the truth where they...
Oh, people just call it.
Take a call in.
Oh, yeah, you changed the name of it.
That's right.
So it's screwing me up.
Okay, so we'll do that where everybody calls it.
We'll get you all set up, man.
You can do the setup, because y'all changed the name on me,
so now I'm lost.
I'm not that nimble anymore.
Football picks, we've already done that.
I'm winning huge.
I'm only down 300 for the season.
We got all the drunks.
I'm just looking at the run sheet.
Pennsylvania man accidentally shot his dog cut three.
Well, that's not true, actually.
This is, this did happen in Pennsylvania.
That part, John, you got correct.
53-year-old Pennsylvania man shot in his lower back.
He was cleaning his shotgun, sitting on his bed,
and then the police are investigating.
They're not sure if the perpetrator was actually on two legs
or four legs, kind of a three.
It was not your average shooting call for police Tuesday night.
They say a 53-year-old man in Shillington
was cleaning his gun at the time of the incident,
and had put his gun on the bed,
then sat down on the bed and the dog jumped up.
They say some of the circumstances are still unclear.
It's unsure if the dog's paw may have gotten caught inside the trigger
and the safety was off, or if there was some sort of
manufacturer malfunction that's unknown at this time.
Police say two dogs were in the house at the time the gun went off,
and the victim's son called 911.
It looks like it was an accident,
but again it's still being investigated right now by the officer.
You know what?
We do, in fact.
Yes, we do have a dog.
Oh, y'all stop.
I'm not even...
If you start that dog crap, I'm going to get it.
You brought this up.
We weren't going to do this,
but do we do have the dog in the studio?
Yeah, you can.
There he is.
He kills me.
Hey, buddy.
You know what?
He's a good boy.
Come here.
Come here.
He's a good boy.
You know, this is really serious.
Is this the dead dog, or is it post-shot?
The dog didn't die.
The dog shot the man.
Oh, I missed all that.
The dog shot.
Yeah, some people pay attention to when we talk.
That's...
Being...
My name is Flip.
Flip.
Hi, Flip.
Yeah.
You're a good boy.
And being my bitch,
Sherry.
Sherry, your bitch.
Live with the man.
The man, yes.
Yes.
His name is...
The man's watching a lot of pornies.
They're cleaning these guns.
And you know, when it's feed time for you...
Yeah, right.
Oh, you just get in the icebox and get you some pudding or whatever you want.
Sure, but for you...
Well, we're sitting here, you know, holding our asses, waiting for something to eat.
He decides to clean his gun.
It's 10 o'clock at night.
So you jumped up.
You all right?
Sniffing or something.
Well, you get hungry pretty quick when it's been, you know, like 17 hours like that.
Tell you what, now I didn't mean to hurt him.
And I sure didn't even want to shoot him.
I thought, you know, he drinks.
He drinks.
Well, he thought he was going to send his gun down for a second and go to sleep.
And I was going to go see if I could pawn it for some money to buy some damn kibbles and bits.
So, you know, anyway, screw him.
Can I stay here?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I could hear of her.
Yeah.
So this guy had it coming.
That's what you're saying.
Okay.
Sherry sounds like she likes it.
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We're going to bend some cars real quick on the air.
Steve in Texas, 93 Cummins, 93.
They'll start at an 88.
So is that the...
Did they change that body style between 92 and 93
or is that the first body style?
They call this the first edition on the body style.
It says that.
So does it look the same as an 89?
No.
Okay.
Take some pictures of it.
Go to give me the VIN.com and load it up.
I see you want 10,000.
It all depends on the condition.
The 163,000 miles on that Cummins
is not an obstacle as you know.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, nothing's a struggle, but you know what I mean.
But it just all depends on the condition.
I mean, if you scored it on 1-10,
10 being brand new, where would you score this truck?
The inside is 10.
The outside has a patina on it.
You know, a lot of the kids around this area
like the old book on a pickup like that.
It's interesting.
Karol and I were talking about this day before yesterday
and he said, I'm tired of everybody.
Instead of saying it needs a paint job,
calling it patina.
But I hear what you're saying.
And at 10 grand you eat.
It needs a paint job.
It needs a paint job.
Yeah.
Let's take a look.
Whatever you want to call it.
I hear you.
It's a paint job.
It's, I'll send it to you and let you know
this first time I've listened to you.
So I'm excited about it.
All right.
Go to give me the VIN.com.
Load it up.
Let's take a look.
Thank you.
Darrell in Denver has a 79 C10 regular cab.
Wants 28,000 two-tone paint.
What engine is in it?
The 350.
I don't think that truck gets it.
I know it doesn't get to 28,000
unless it's something incredible.
So it's a square body.
It's a two-wheel drive.
I think you're 10,000 off.
And it's in at 10,000 off.
It needs to be really good.
You're wanting C10 money like 67 through 72.
Like I gave 20 grand for a square, an 85 or 83
that was had an LS swapping it.
And the resto was a nine out of 10.
You said, I mean, they spent, I don't know,
40 grand on it, 50 grand on it.
And we sold it for, we advanced to 2,000
off from where we bought it.
I just don't see a 79 square two-wheel drive
doing 28 grand without an L, like a supercharged,
like an LT4, LSA or something in it.
Holds key, Joe.
Thank you.
You're welcome to go to give me the vending
and load it up, but the number's going to be
mid-teens is what I think.
I do not, okay.
17 Explorer package, 22,000 miles.
Mike and Dallas.
So it's a three-quarter ton.
Is it a high-top or low-top conversion van?
Low-top.
Okay. So I bid these like they're suburbans.
That is the secret to bidding conversion vans.
So what's a 17 suburban loaded worth with 22,000 miles?
Do you know?
Because I can't remember either.
But that's the, it's probably 23 grand.
I'm just guessing.
But I think I'm close, mid-20s.
Go to givemethevend.com, load it up, take a look.
I've trained my guys to bid these cars like a suburban,
a loaded suburban.
And the value of these vans that when they're built right
is very similar to the exact same specs on a loaded suburban.
Thank you.
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My parents were really strict.
I actually wasn't allowed to date growing up
and my mom never talked to me about sex.
I was so sexually naive that I thought I could get pregnant
from giving a bleep on.
Then I realized that's not how you get pregnant.
That's how you get jewelry.
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I had that comedic clip put in because her name is Crystal Marie
and that's Adam Corolla's girlfriend and she is a horse.
And I thought she was, she was coming.
But the last minute she didn't.
And I asked what happened.
He said, you know women, they just,
one minute they're in, the next minute they're out.
She did not come.
But anyway, if you get a chance to see her,
I highly suggest.
I think she's the next breakout female comedian start.
No, no BS.
You may be right.
No.
Did you watch a little bit of her?
I watched quite a bit.
She's a funny girl.
Yeah.
She's got that snarky, that snarky.
Dry delivery.
And she's great looking.
And you know, because a lot of those comedians
are not great looking.
That are funny.
Right.
That's a hard combination.
Kathleen Jardigan's hilarious, not good looking.
She does that flirting with your husband thing.
She interacts with the audience pretty well.
That's cool.
And she'll, you know, she'll, she'll flirt with the man in a couple.
Her story about dating cousins and she comes from Iraq.
And, and you know, she didn't have a problem
with marrying cousins because at least,
you know, they come from a good family.
And there's some other punchlines and it's really good.
800-800-7234-800-800 radio at his time for Jeopardy.
Got to get a caller to win your stuff, John.
Charles, do you want to play Jeopardy with us?
Sure.
All right.
Well, hang tight.
Here we go.
You're on.
Oh, that was easy.
Yeah.
Good luck, Charles.
You know, it's time to test
the Intellect and Pop Culture IQ of our own John Clay.
We'll show crew.
Let's take a look at our categories.
Category one is AM Gold.
Premodern Rock and Pop Memories.
And category two, Fists of Fury.
Celebrating our martial arts heroes.
Ready to play Jeopardy?
Yes.
Charles, when it's time for you to answer a question,
if you think you know the answer,
just say ding, ding, ding, and we'll let you in.
Okay?
Question one.
Here we go.
Okay.
Later, a chart-topping country act.
This duo had a huge pop hit with a feel-good tune
called Let Your Love Flow.
Ding, ding, ding.
Who was it?
I got to beat you.
Okay.
I'm not saying you did not know it,
because I know you know it,
but I do think I beat you to the punch.
And that would be, there's a feel-in.
I think I can see in the words.
Yeah, it's Bellamy Brothers.
Who are the Bellamy Brothers?
Whatever.
Speak Jeopardy's to me.
I find it hot.
Question two.
Though this Texas R&B singer-songwriter
began recording in 1960,
he didn't pay dirt until the release
of his Smash 1973 single,
Drift Away.
Making, give me the big boys.
Ding, ding, ding.
John.
Who is Dobie Gray?
That's correct.
Ding, ding, ding.
Look at you.
Rolling right along.
Question three.
This music legend was actually a short-term
member of the Beach Boys
a full decade before he became America's
rhinestone cowboy.
Ding, ding, ding.
Who's Glenn Campbell?
You know, I need to acknowledge you
when you ding, ding,
because I think that was about the same time.
No, he got me.
No, he got me.
He got me.
If you ding and just shout out the answer.
I like JD Ryan, so I'm going to put that out.
No, you can have it.
I'm going to be a gentleman.
All right.
Ding, ding, ding.
JD got it.
Who is the rhinestone cowboy,
Glenn Campbell?
That's correct.
That's because when you and you and we
we used to do that sometimes.
Do you know why I did that?
No.
Well, it'd be nice.
As you thought you were,
why were you being nice?
Because I'm on the gas so hard,
I'm going to beat you anyway.
In the category two, we go.
Question one.
Widely considered the most influential
martial artist of all time,
this Cantonese American got his start
playing the sidekick Kato
on the 60s action series,
The Green Hornet.
Ding, ding, ding.
DJ Pre-K.
Who is Bruce Lee?
That's correct.
Wow.
Nice.
Spread it around.
Here we go.
Secondary category.
It's so obvious I didn't take it.
Question two,
America's first full blown martial arts
movie star had his breakthrough
with 1976's Good Guys Wear Black
and went on to do more than
Charles.
Chuck Norris.
Or who is Chuck Norris?
That's correct.
Hey, on the board.
This is all close.
I'm only one ahead.
Get in the middle.
Question three.
I shouldn't have given that one.
Right.
This super tall American martial
artist had the privilege of
co-starring with Bruce Lee and
Chuck Norris and happens to also
have been a six-time NBA most
valuable player.
Ding, ding, ding.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Oh, man.
Hey, Charles got that.
Hey, Charles was right on the
cusp of that.
Charles?
Who is Kareem Jabbar?
That's correct.
Man, the caller is tied right now, too.
Great Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
No one's ever won your stuff, John.
Ever.
Uh-oh.
Into the bonus rounds we go.
Ready, guys?
Double jeopardy time.
Category one, question one.
This 70s powerhouse
rock act had a wealth of AM gold
hits, including George of the
World.
One is the loneliest number.
Ding, ding, ding.
John?
Who is Three Dog Night?
That is correct.
Uh-oh.
Here we go.
Just like that.
He's up by two.
He's back up.
Into question two.
This top-selling country artist of
the 1980s began as a humble
singer-songwriter in the 70s
with his first hit single
Wildfire.
Ding, ding, ding.
Who's John Michael Montgomery?
That's incorrect.
Oh, ding, ding, ding.
JD Brown.
Who is Michael Montgomery?
I'm, excuse me, Michael God.
Yeah, he screwed me up, man.
Oh, no.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, you can't.
Who is Michael Martin Murphy?
You don't get it.
Anybody else?
So close.
Anybody else?
Ding, ding, ding.
He's super.
He's a pre-k.
Who is Michael Martin Murphy?
That's correct.
Hey!
Damn, I just swam and got it last year.
I know, I know him.
He's now down by one.
I was thinking that, but I said it
wrong, too.
You said it wrong.
John Michael Montgomery is so
recent, you know.
Okay, category two.
This Kung Fu master's slapstick
fighting style was phenomenally
successful in his native Hong Kong
before his film Rumble in the Bronx
brought him in.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
DJ Pre-K.
Pre-K guy.
Who is Jackie Chan?
That's correct.
Oh, Pre-K!
I know my Kung Fu.
He's up five to four.
I was gonna say something else.
Last question.
Arguably the most financially
successful and critically acclaimed
martial arts film of all time
ranked in more than 100 million
in U.S. box office receipts
and one multiple Academy Awards.
John.
What is Kill Bill?
Ding, ding, ding.
That is incorrect.
Collar.
Ding, ding, ding.
Charles.
Okay.
What is Enter the Dragon?
That is incorrect.
Also won multiple Academy Awards
in the year 2000
and starred Chao Yun-Fat,
Michelle Yeo, and Zee Zhang.
Ding, ding, ding.
DJ Pre-K.
What is Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon?
That is correct.
Look at Pre-K on his birthday, everybody.
Damn, son.
You know, he went to film school.
That chat GPT is a son of a bitch
when it's being used right in Pre-K.
Good job.
Charles, thank you, sir.
Now you cheated because you won.
Who the hell knows Kung Fu people?
I was gonna do a joke when I said Pa May.
Well, I try to say the hard ones
for Wu-Tang Clan growing up.
That's what I said.
That's right, Wu-Tang.
Wu-Tang Clan.
Save the hard questions for the bones.
Did they do martial arts?
Well, their name is, I mean...
Oh, I understand,
but I didn't know if they actually had some skills.
Well, that's what they got their name from
was, you know, all the Kung Fu films
they used to watch.
Did they sing,
Hey, We Want Some Poon-Tang?
No, you're thinking a two-live crew.
That's right.
That's different.
Very similar.
Every song that Wu-Tang has done,
I cannot play.
Can you even give me a title of any?
Sure, Cream.
That's one.
I don't remember.
Wu-Tang ain't nothing to eff with.
Okay, we'll be back in just a minute.
My name is John Clay Wolf.
This is our little diddy.
We also have a video going up.
We try to do a video every week
on our new YouTube channel.
It's not new, it's two years old.
At noon and Braden did an excellent recap
of last week's show.
And if you couldn't make it,
I suggest you watch it.
I have not seen it yet,
but I love his editing style.
He moves it along really well
and he's been an instrumentation
in the growth of our YouTube channel lately.
Killer.
So, that and then a...
Do you want to load the phones for the truth
coming up?
Yes, you want to explain that?
Sure, Bob.
All you got to do is tell us
what you think is going on.
It's his idea.
Maybe somebody's told you
you can't handle the truth.
Well, you do the truth on this show
where we open up the phone lines wide,
let you call in and tell us
what you think is the truth.
You just say anything you want.
You got a few seconds.
Don't say hello when you call.
Don't say how you're doing.
Right.
Just hello, caller.
The truth is blank.
Do that with us.
Give them an example real quick.
Just so everybody gets it.
So, I understand.
The truth is ducks are untrustworthy.
Okay, there you go.
It's calling right now.
800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
And we will open up
our National Syndication Radio Network
for you to speak your truth.
No, don't say hi.
Don't say love the show.
Don't say John looks stupid today.
Just tell it because we're going to get
as many minutes as we can.
We'll be right back.
And it's showtime.
We're going to do the truth.
We're going to go right now.
800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
If you don't know what that is,
just listen to these guys.
It'll make sense.
When I take you to the air,
please no pleasantries.
No, hey, how are you doing?
Let's just hit it and quit it.
I can't tell you the truth
because I love you too much, stupid.
Now, somebody's not telling the truth here.
Sometimes the truth about how pissed off we are wins.
Put aside your selfish male ego
and tell the truth.
You can't handle the truth.
Joe, Hefner, you're on the air.
I can't tell you the truth because I love you too much, stupid.
I heard Charlie invented the truth.
We'll pack out.
Dennis Dallas.
Dead Coddy.
Des did catch it.
That's a very-
The truth is, you gotta say, the truth is.
Greg, you're up.
Yeah, the truth is, the Dallas Cowboys
are an exceptional football team
and they're going to the Super Bowl.
Oh, my God.
That is not the truth.
That is a lie.
Steve, the president of our fan club
up in Pennsylvania, Rico Suave, what's the truth?
The truth is, I'm your man for the Philly GMTV office.
Okay.
Phillip in Pennsylvania, go.
The truth is, NRT is the house of pain.
Okay.
He's talking about down in Houston.
Queen and Nashville, go.
The truth is, every romantic relationship
that I've had, the guy always cheases the stalkers
and the truth is, you can find me at Queen of the Juicy on X.
Oh, boy.
Thank you, Queen of the Juicy on X.
800-7234-800-800-RADIO.
Scott, Lake Charles, go.
The truth is, the rally was phenomenal.
My gumbo was phenomenal
and Miss Amy needs to be thanked for keeping you in line, dude.
Thank you, Scott.
Okay.
Palm Springs, California, the-
Oh, Pre-K, just put them on hold.
Read in Kansas City, go.
The truth is, UFOs are real.
Heidi and Houston, go.
Hey, thank you for calling out my radio station
only for Father Buzz
and thank you for working your co-host,
Carissa Rockface, is from Houston.
And yes, I opened my first beer at 9 a.m.
Thank you.
You're welcome and bless you.
She's true.
The truth is, you're an alcoholic.
Crane in Huntington Beach, California, go.
Kiss in YouTube, go to Rumble.
John in Kansas City, go.
Truth is, Patrick Mahomes is going to be watching
the Super Bowl from the comfort of his living room.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
Unfortunately, I think you speak the truth.
Big dog in Austin, Texas, go.
Hey, the truth is, Zoom Aggies are dumbasses
and they're going to get their ass kicked.
Wow.
And the truth is that comment
was pointed to Michael Turley.
Thanks.
Captain Jack, St. Petersburg, go.
I gotta tell you, I love you
and you're the greatest and happy birthday pre-k.
Thank you, Captain Jack.
That's the truth.
Sounds like truth.
Victor Sandoval in Mission Hills, California, go.
We want hoo-ha, hoo-ha, hoo-ha, hoo-ha, hoo-ha,
hoo-ha, hoo-ha, hoo-ha.
I'm confused.
Robert and Garland, go.
Trump wants to be a dictator.
That one was pointed to J.D. Ryan.
Bring it.
30 seconds left.
All right.
On that bit?
Yeah.
Charles, go.
The truth is that guy that just said
the Cowboys were going to the Super Bowl
needs to put down the crack pipe.
Crab in California, go.
The truth is pre-K needs to play the Super Bowl.
Corpus Christi, no name.
Go.
The truth is, heavy metal cycles drink
Irish whiskey at Walnut Spring.
There you go.
All right.
All right.
Well, that was an interesting little segment.
Good participation around the country.
That always makes you feel special.
Special, special is what we're going for.
Because you're good enough, you're kind enough,
and gawk on it.
People like it.
People like you.
800-800-723-4800-800 radio.
One more.
Kevin in Pennsylvania, go.
Hey, truth is, you have the best show on radio
and happy birthday pre-K.
Thank you.
Pre-K is getting all the love.
I feel like we have to play one of his songs.
We should.
Yeah, it is pre-K's birthday.
He's 35 and he still lives with his mom
and he's got a broke down car at her house.
Stay with me, man.
Damn.
He bought a hoopty from me about three years ago.
Hey, pre-K.
What up?
As a birthday present,
I'm not going to offer to buy it,
but I would like to let you know that I think
that your Cadillac has risen in value
since it's been on blocks for the past 10 years.
Okay, bet.
Yeah.
It's like a 30,000-mile-two-door Deville, right?
Yes, it's a 1990 L-dog with about 40 on it.
Oh, you put a little click on it.
Okay.
Because it had three on the front of the auto,
and we got it.
Yeah, around there.
I didn't get a lot out of it.
Where is it sitting as we speak?
It's sitting in my driveway.
At your mom's crib?
Yeah.
All right.
Collecting a little bit of dirt,
but it's still beautiful to me.
Well, if I were you,
I would get that thing cleaned up
and we'll sell it at our next classic
in collector sale.
For your birthday,
I'll do that free of charge on the house.
Oh, look at that.
Restore a hoopty.
There you go.
Restore a hoopty.
It's like Pimp My Ride.
Yeah, this could be a new show, actually.
White black version.
Restore a hoopty.
Restore a hoopty.
Yeah.
Well, that's not a new show.
That's an old show.
What in Pimp My Ride and Overhaul and all that crap?
Was that hoopties, though?
Sorry, Chip.
Were they hoopties?
You know, we did a deal with a jingle
we made just like the kid's
something commercial,
1-877-Pimp My Ride for Pre-K.
And he did the voiceover for it.
Oh, that's right.
1-877 Pimp My Ride.
P-I-M-P Pimp My Ride.
Send a little money Pre-K's way
and Pimp My Ride today.
When you give money to Pimp DJ Pre-K's ride,
you're doing more than helping restore a vintage hoodmobile.
You're helping a young play-up
make his hip-hop dream a reality.
And we don't really have a toll-free number,
so please don't call.
1-877 Pimp My Ride.
1-877 Pimp My Ride.
Send a little money Pre-K's way
and Pimp My Ride today.
That's awesome.
Restore a hoopty.
You want... Here's a song.
Is the Saddle Up!
It's going to be on the new album, right Pre-K?
Oh yeah, Electric Blue coming next week.
Oh, look at that.
Next week it's out.
It's a birthday song.
1-877 Pimp My Ride.
That's what I should do to that radio station.
If they want us back,
they got to play us a song.
There you go.
There you go.
And I'm ready.
All that with that that is a what's that show I am in in decent proposal
That's funny. Hey, who knows they might just dig it. They might just dig it. Where do they find you pre-k? Oh
Man, all you got to do is go to smash squad world
Get it get it go do a split up on the pole
Wait a minute a boat scoop buggy with a little wiggle in it I say hold
Wait an hour shawty is the bomb like a keg of gunpowder
Thank you pre-k on the wall of shame. I think I should have all the Kardashians
They don't have jerseys though. Yeah, they're gonna have jerseys. It's got to be sports
It's just so messed up. You know OJ is Chloe's dad, right? And then homegirl and then they all went black
Everyone of except Courtney
And then the dad turned into a woman. Yeah, I mean this is something else
Oh
Keep it keep it in the athletes though. It's gonna be that you know so much about the Kardashians
How many how many kids do Courtney have oh god really?
Do you know how many kids Courtney have five or four? She's like Octo mom
Three all the same baby daddy. Oh
Are any of them?
Are they all white daddies?
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The John Clay Wolfe Show blends automotive talk with lively banter, listener calls, and humorous personal stories. Highlights include discussions about car values, a recent car show turnout, and upcoming events featuring Adam Carolla and Ted Nugent. The hosts share wild tales of waking up in bars, mishaps with moonshine, and a funny security camera moment involving a passed-out co-host. They also cover quirky news like a flight diverted due to a flight attendant's exposure to THC vape, and a Florida man arrested for a TikTok prank. The episode features interactive segments like trivia games and 'The Truth' call-ins, creating a casual, entertaining atmosphere.
Well howdy neighbor, hope you had a good rest after all of the festivities of last week's phenomenal BLOWOUT attendance at this year's 2nd annual Rattle & Roll Car Show in Walnut Springs! And just in case you couldn't make it out, we've got the 'skinny' on all of the awesome stuff you missed...and there's plenty to talk about this week too, with Adam Carolla and Graham Elliot coming down to hang with us, Johnny C. on his continued quest to muscle the car market through the ups and downs of what is FINALLY a rising dynamic in wholesale numbers, mysterious found footage of Bobbo tripping the night life in the North Hill Country, and of course, our own inimitable take on the latest Politics and News, music, Sports, and more! So join John Clay, JD Ryan, Bobbo, Turley, and DJ PreKay (it's his birthday!) for a wild ride with the Wolfe Pack--we've got a fresh Natty Light waitin' for ya!