#531 John Clay Wolfe Show 11.22.25

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Look at that outside, dude.

It is on, on, on.

It is so gorgeous.

I hope that you're in North Texas like we are, which you're not.

Good morning, America.

But God, leave this.

God, beautiful.

I just got on the four-wheel-er and ran like a mile of the trail, and I had

a Woody.

Too much information.

Just a little chub.

Just smiling here and here.

So beautiful.

It's a good day.

It's going to be a great day.

My brother's family is out here.

My niece's nephew, his bride-to-be, and they're doing a gender reveal.

We're going to do it redneck style with a 300 mag, shooting a deal of tannerite,

and it goes pink or blue.

What?

Tannerite.

What are you blowing up?

If you're going to go, uh, it's a prepackaged gender reveal thing that goes blue or pink.

When you blow it up.

Yeah.

That's hilarious.

Dude, that's funny.

That's as redneck as it gets.

Yep.

It will be fun.

Bob'em.

Yeah, it is.

And while I was riding the, oh, I'll do it later, but I was wondering if I should

open tonight.

Oh, here we go.

Oh, right.

Here we go.

Do you have a bed?

Do you have a set?

Well, no, I was open for what?

Well, let everybody know.

Corolla's coming tonight.

Corolla will be here in a little bit.

Oh, and Corolla.

He's playing the Walnut.

Now he's, um, you know, I'm going to go ahead and call it what it's going to be called,

the Walnut Springs Roadhouse.

I'm changing the name of that bitch.

Okay.

Walnut Springs Roadhouse.

Okay.

We'll change the name, like, on the stuff, probably January 2nd or something, but

yeah.

Anyway, he's playing the rattlesnake, the Walnut Spring.

I just hate the word rattlesnake.

I just hate the roadhouse.

He's playing the roadhouse.

I've got any doors bumping up and up and I'm gonna, and I am.

It's called the roadhouse, please.

Um, just for you in case his name's Jim Morrison and you look it up that way.

It's or the doors.

Uh, yeah.

But no, I don't have any material, Bob.

But when I was riding the four wheeler this morning, it started feet, it started

coming to me.

It started coming to me.

Yeah.

It started channeling.

So stopped and started typing and I'm feeling a little confident.

I get the feeling that's how Jerry Wayne does it.

You know, it's somebody that I watch a lot and I have talked to him about

technique, but that water burger story.

I mean, you know, you can, you can relax.

You got, you got to, you got to sign fill side to you.

Yeah.

You know, yeah.

Well, you kind of collect things that have happened to you and retell them in a very

interesting way.

Oh, good.

Thank you.

There you go.

You don't have to.

If somebody got him some new meds.

No.

You do have to try.

There's going to be some effort, but you record things well and just do that

and don't worry about when you stress about it.

That's when you have trouble.

Okay.

I'm just saying you're opening.

Why don't you just MC it?

Okay.

And that's where you work your jokes in.

Cause I think there's more pressure if you're, oh, I'm opening for him.

Okay.

MCing.

You're introducing, uh, it's a crawl and his, uh, girl too, right?

The girl didn't make it.

Oh.

Okay.

Well, then I guess he was just for you opening.

He may have an open.

I didn't even ask.

But yeah, just MC it and you can work jokes in.

But I mean, you know, and I didn't, I haven't asked him yet, but I mean,

in the words of the great Eddie Murphy, it's my house.

If you don't like it, it's, you know, I saw, I saw Corona recently on, on Bill

Mars, uh, random podcast and there were some, um, outtakes and he was telling Mari, you

know, there's a guy in Texas that has opened events for me a time or two.

And I nowadays I'm just not comfortable when I don't have him up there first.

And what was his name?

He didn't say.

He didn't say just that a guy in Texas.

It's me.

He does.

I know it's me.

Keith and Midland.

Yes, sir.

Well, this was your car.

Thanks for taking the call.

Yeah.

This was your car.

He's got a 2010 Camaro convertible RS with 150,000 miles on it.

Dealer offered 2000 once three.

So if you still had that thing, it was a 15 month.

Okay.

Same body style.

Pretty much.

That's almost exactly the same.

Um, her 20 car.

Yeah.

Right.

It was our 20 cars.

Is it a six?

It's a six cylinder, right?

Mm hmm.

Keith.

I believe, I believe it's a V six.

Yep.

Okay.

Yeah.

Early.

Why are you ruining everybody's good time?

We've got the air going.

You can't see Bob.

But that was the design.

I did the on purpose.

You don't want to see him on that.

God, I might be on the video.

If you go to YouTube, um, if you go to, uh, John Clay Wolf on YouTube.

Anyway.

JCWShow.com.

Isn't that weird that a convertible Camaro?

I'm wondering if I want to get 3000.

It's because it's got so many miles on it.

How many miles?

150.

Yeah.

But Mike's shaking his head.

No.

We don't need it.

But they're out there in Midland.

And you know what's out in Midland?

Mexicans.

And you know what?

Mexicans like?

Hard.

Lord.

High miles.

I mean, it's not like a, like a conclave for Mexicans or something.

But this would be a perfect...

We have Mexicans.

You know what I mean?

This would be a perfect Kingsie air gift for a, for a West Texas young lady.

That's a good point.

It would be a perfect Kingsie air gift.

Yeah.

I'm going with this.

Yeah.

I hear you.

How's the top?

Not on the Kingsie air, girl, but on the convertible.

Not good.

Oh, no.

Then I'm going to go, I think you need to...

No, it works.

It works.

It's all tore up.

It's got fade.

Yeah.

Well...

It doesn't leak.

I mean, it's, it's fine, but it's got fade on it, you know?

You know, I've noticed that the Hispanic eye when it comes to color changes on,

on automobiles is not as critical as others.

You think you slide this one by?

Now in California...

It's a white...

No, it's going to say it's white with the black stripes and the black top.

And I was, I was getting ready to just paint the top black and put a sign on it.

Paint the top black like the convertible top?

Yeah.

Well, don't do that.

I've fade, you know?

Yeah.

That's odd.

That's a mess of Camaro.

Yeah.

Then that's a mess of Camaro.

We take it from Hispanic.

You always got to look at your customer.

Where's this thing going?

Who's going to end up with it?

And how much money do they want to spend on it?

You can service the top.

It's just like a big old shirt.

You can get it over there and restrain it, you know?

That's nothing.

You know, you just, you just put a new top on it.

It's much better.

No doubt.

Yeah.

Keith, just, just for fun.

Just for fun.

Yep.

I have a friend and he's half Hispanic and he owns a restaurant in Midland.

And I, I'm going to, I'm going to give 2,500 and you take it to F1 Barnville or F1 Tavern,

whatever it's called over there in Odessa.

Are you familiar with it?

Okay.

Are you in Midland or Odessa?

No.

I'm actually in Odessa.

My son lives in Midland.

I take it out to F1 and say, hey, John Clay Wolf bought this for me for $2,500.

But before it leaves here, they pick it up.

He wanted Felipe Armenta to take a look at it.

See if he likes it.

If he likes it, you buy it?

No, no, I'm going to buy it anyway.

I'm going to buy it.

But, but I'd like to save the transport if they want to keep it out there as a runner.

Okay.

Yeah.

Second opinion.

I will.

What's his name?

Felipe Armenta.

Felipe?

Yeah.

Have you ever, have you ever been a, Felipe actually is not a, I'm sorry.

Okay.

The Felipe A is not right.

So have you ever been to, have you ever been to Cowboy Prime Steakhouse?

No.

Okay.

It's the fancy one in Midland.

And he owns that.

Have you ever been to Corkin Pig?

Absolutely.

He owns that.

Have you ever been to Maria's Mexican out there that just opened about three months

ago or six months ago?

Yeah.

And also Red Oak.

Red Oak.

You love Red Oak.

He owns Red Oak.

All that.

And then the big brewery, F1, that's his.

This guy's got a pretty.

Oh, F1, the new one.

Yeah.

Just bought that, right?

Yep.

I know where it is.

I know exactly where it is.

Yep.

And we were going to partner that one.

You were?

Yep.

And then like last minute he said, Hey, because I'm good at events and things

like that.

So I'm a good party planner, I guess.

Sure.

And he's like, Hey, why don't we do like, you do all the events and you can make

the money off of that.

And then I'll just keep the restaurant in the building.

And I said, no.

Because the only reason to do the events is to bring in all the people to sell food

and beverage.

Restaurants.

Correct.

And last weekend when we were here at the, at the car show, he was looking at this

crowd and he said, Hey, we need to do this in Midland.

Of course we do.

And we do.

Right.

And we will.

Good.

Well, tell him to write the check for it since I just gave him about $5,000 worth of

commercial bear time.

Right.

Thank you, Keith.

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Was this your grandpa's truck?

No.

Actually, I bought it at an auction about a year ago.

Okay.

A half ton or three quarter?

A half ton.

Regular cab, short bed, four-wheel drive.

Which engine?

It's got the small V8 engine.

Okay.

And is it like an ST, like does it have vinyl floors?

No, carpet floors, leather seats, and it's got the work boxes on the side of the bed.

Okay.

So it's a tradesman?

Not really.

It don't have tradesmen on it.

Well, leather seats, I don't think they're leather.

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Do you really think they're leather?

They should be.

They feel like leather.

I ain't going to lie to you.

They're heated.

They're not cooled, but they are heated.

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They're like, we're going to beat you guys in Friday night

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I'm going to guess they're similar to the coaches I had.

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Did you go to the car show last week, Jenny?

Ah, yeah.

I didn't.

Oh, yeah, Doug, you were sitting right next to me.

The car show was amazing.

That was blown away by the number and it was just the scope.

5,000 people.

The town broke.

Yeah, you broke the town.

But everybody's happy.

And nobody's complaining except the trash.

We did not do a good job of getting the trash picked up.

I didn't notice that.

I was like, ooh, this is going to be fun picking that trash.

We hired a Hispanic man.

One guy to pick up at all?

Yep.

Ooh.

And he did not do a good job.

That's a lot of work.

That's a lot of work, dude.

I mean, you know, he had a couple of days.

Yeah.

And he just didn't do it.

You gave one job to one guy?

We just hired an extra hand.

There's a ranch that's sold around here locally.

He's a friend of mine.

And he said, I've got this guy.

He's really good.

And he's not the new owner that I've been wanting.

I said, we'll take him.

And he, I was thinking of that exactly.

I knew we were going to be real busy.

I said, having bussing tables all weekend.

I mean, cleaning up everything.

And I didn't micromanage it at all,

but it just doesn't sound like he did much trash picking up.

So he's no longer with the firm.

What a job to give him, though.

Right.

It's a town.

Yeah, clean the town.

Clean the town.

I mean, you get a bag.

Dude, when I used to...

One bag.

You know, a big bag, a contractor bag, and you fill it up.

And then you go, then you put it in the back of the truck.

And then you get another one.

And you go do it again.

When I used to own a bar when I was in college,

we would go out, we had this parking lot that we got to use.

And I would go out there myself every night at 2.30

and clean that damn parking lot.

But that's one parking lot.

Huge parking lot.

You're talking about a town, John.

I understand.

But, I mean, he had plenty of days.

And he had another guy helping him.

Yeah, I noticed there are not a lot of dumpsters

where you want them in town.

That is true.

We've had a pre-show meeting and we've decided,

like for the rally coming up in the spring,

we're going to need EMT, we're going to need more bathrooms,

we're going to need more big construction dumpsters.

Absolutely.

So that people can pick up their trash or we can pick it up.

Or maybe we can get that guy to fly back in from Venezuela

with a contractor bag and clean it up.

We just have trash cans laying around everywhere

so people can throw their stuff away too.

Where do you get the trash cans?

You go buy them?

Walmart.

You got a couple thousand dollars.

I don't know.

Everybody's got all these ideas.

And nobody thinks about the application.

Everybody's got these ideas.

Turley was giving me ideas a moment ago

about the acoustics and the rattlesnake.

It's not that easy to fix.

No, I know.

I said, if you were to get an AV guy to do it.

Well, I do have an AV guy doing it.

He's installing next week a new system.

Not the big stacks for the stage,

but a new sound system.

Because I'm getting rid of the jukebox.

I hate jukeboxes.

Why?

Because you don't let your patrons

pick the music.

Yeah, they don't get control.

Program the feel of the room.

That is true.

That's what I would do purposely.

I'd go into these, where they have a jukebox

and I put the most obscure songs.

Right.

You're the prick.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

So you prick the room.

Because when it's full,

you've got to make sure you're playing the right music

so that it flows right.

And jukebox doesn't do that.

And then when the jukebox doesn't get its money,

what does it do?

It stops.

It stops to irritate everybody

so that you'll go put money in it

and then pick more bad music.

The only place it works is Waffle House.

Man, if you're listening,

the vendor on the jukebox,

you can come get it.

You know, we had a lot of hangers on

at your saloon last week.

And I came back Sunday morning

and picked up a bit.

Oh, that's nice.

I had nowhere to put my trash.

I had to walk around looking for a dumpster.

Uh-oh.

You know.

Now, I heard you were drunker

than Cooter F. Brown

last Saturday night.

Quite much, yes.

Hey, Charlie.

What was yours?

Hey.

Charlie, pick up your phone.

Everybody got a call from Babo.

So, you...

I don't think that's right.

I think you got to that level

that you achieved about four years ago

during Christmas times.

Oh, perhaps.

I slept at the little metal table

out front until early morning.

Oh, my God.

Where's a little metal table?

I'm not familiar.

I've got a little steel table and chair set,

I think, in front of the...

At the rattlesnake?

Yeah, it was there last week.

You slept on the table?

I slept on a chair next to the table.

Oh, wow.

Now, I took my shoes off

because I was very comfortable.

I guess.

Somebody broke a glass out there.

I don't think it was me,

but it could have been me.

I don't remember it.

Around maybe 5.30, 5.40,

I'm maybe later than that.

At some time, I woke up

and it was cold

and it was getting light outside.

Not the sun up,

but getting light outside.

See, you literally spent the night in a bar.

Little misty last night.

No, I spent out front of a bar.

And so, I thought,

well, I'll go sit in my car.

It'll be warmer.

Right?

But I didn't put my shoes on

so I'm in my sock feet.

I think I went all the way around.

I wasn't sure precisely where I might be.

Hooterville is where you are.

Right.

The petticoat junction train was coming through.

All the way around the saloon

and there's my car

and I'm like, okay,

so I sat in my car

and fell asleep.

I woke up some time later

and drove on out to the ranch here.

Yeah.

Took a shower and changed my clothes

and couldn't find my glasses,

my phone, or my shoes.

Where are my shoes?

Which I found quite remarkable

at the time.

So I did a search,

you know, where's my device on Google.

Right.

And it was at the W6 saloon.

Okay.

Oh.

Those bastards,

they stole my shoes.

Right.

So I went back

and I saw you and Fooze out front.

Oh yeah, I saw you.

You remember?

Yeah, we were sitting there.

And so I saw the broken glass

and I saw my shoes

right there next to the table.

Fooze shoes.

And so I went, got a

grooming in a dustpan,

cleaned up the glass,

looking through that away.

Went up top and looked out.

You did have glasses in the sink,

but no messes.

Okay.

And we did quite a number

on your large bottle of Makers Mark.

Oh my God.

Quite a number.

I mean, down to here.

So I replaced that.

Like with what?

On Thursday.

With the same.

Did you go get a new one?

Yeah.

That's nice.

We drank though.

That is awfully wide of a hole.

We drank the whole,

we had guys in for mineral wells up there.

I don't know.

I mean, I mean,

we had hangers on.

I'm like,

when you guys left for the awards thing

for the car show.

Yeah.

I attended bar until midnight, dude.

So how did you wind up

on a table in front of the bar

to sleep?

I wasn't on a table.

I was sitting on a chair

at the table.

Simple one for you.

But we did not have a table.

Are you talking about

out on the back patio?

No.

It was in the front.

We don't have a chair

and a table out there.

Well, there was last week.

At the garage.

Yeah, there was one.

Oh!

At the garage.

Not the rattlesnake.

No, not the rattlesnake.

I would never sleep

at the rattlesnake, man.

Yeah.

Oh, like that's above you.

So you slept in that.

That's a good way to get abducted, dude.

I believe it's happened before.

I don't know for a fact.

It just looks like a place

where you'd be, you know.

Have you ever woken up

in a bar before?

In the next morning?

I would just not off,

like 22nd not off.

I got drunk on a cruise ship

when I was in 7th grade.

Oh.

What?

And I woke up in the disco.

7th grade?

Yep.

7th grade.

Norwegian cruise lines.

My grandmother

took the whole family.

And you were drunk?

I think.

Yeah.

Well, you knew

if you were drunk.

Yeah, I mean, it's been a while.

I mean, 7th grade

is not yesterday,

but it was a little while back.

Yeah.

Either I fell asleep

in the bar my brother did.

But anyway,

so if you've woken up

in a bar,

please call

800-800-723-4800-800-RADIO.

Now, I do remember back

when we had the bar

in a TCU

when I was in college,

we found young sorority girls

a few times under the tables,

under the booths

the next day.

I don't think

their parents were aware.

No.

No, I'm sure not.

I have three jokes

about that specific topic,

and either of them

would get us kicked off

the air on all stations

right now.

Tell me why we're on our break

playing this song,

and we'll screen them

to see if it works

when we come back.

My name's John Clay Wolf.

His name's Bobby Brown.

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If you're watching this on YouTube,

you see what we're seeing

these show and clips

from last week's car show,

and I'm seeing these dirt roads

and these exotic cars on them,

and it made me think

I had a meeting yesterday

with the rally crew,

the board that we're putting together

to have the rally,

and they need to bounce us off the city,

but I think they'll like it.

We're going to put together

the 1C3

and charge the vendors' permits

because that bike rally

is going to be big

after what happened last week.

Huge.

We're going to burn it.

We burned it in.

And so we bring in money

and then take them.

It's just like the movie cars.

We're going to take the money

and go and give it to the city

so we can pay the roads.

Oh, OK.

It makes sense.

And stuff like that.

And trash and all those things.

800-800-723-4800-800 Radio The Undertaker

in Tennessee.

Good morning.

Hey, how are you doing?

Good.

What you got?

Hey, and you just started

waking up in the floor

at the beer joint.

Yeah.

Where at the bar?

Yeah.

I got into some moonshine one night.

A buddy of mine,

50th birthday party,

his wife had ordered a stripper

and an excess of moonshine.

And everybody there

that drank that moonshine

woke up the next morning

with a lump on their head.

They had a bunch of party

papers going on in the bathroom.

You know, the stripper going in

and we're going there

and snort stuff off of her.

You know, the kind of stuff

we did back in the 90s.

Mm-hmm.

Anyway, I get down to the bar

and I got tripped up

and fell and hit my head

on the pool table.

And she's getting me up.

I woke up there

in the floor down there

at the bar.

Anyway, it was a great time.

I was walking out of the bar

and she was like,

oh, you guys did that

with the shine, didn't you?

I said, yes, man.

I figured.

Thank you for the story.

I was talking to my homeboy

Sullins yesterday

and I asked him,

when's the last time,

because he's not married,

that he hooked up with his

ex-old lady

that they have a kid together.

And he said, 2011.

Wow.

And I said,

well,

I don't know

what's going on

but I don't know

what's going on.

I said, 11.

Wow.

And he said,

yeah, there was a moment

that happened

that was the end.

He got into moonshine

with her dad, maybe?

No.

And he said,

that stuff makes you crazy?

And he said,

he looked at her

and he was getting mad

when he was looking at her

because of all the problems

they've had over the years.

And it just came out

of his mouth

what he was thinking.

I wrote this down.

Sullins high on moonshine.

Effing C.

Effing B.

I hate you.

That's what he said to her

to her face.

Yes.

He was thinking it.

Sure.

But the moonshine

made it come out of his mouth.

No filter.

And that was the last time

that they fooled around.

That's a pretty,

that's a pretty honest statement though.

It really is.

So now he knows,

she knows how he feels.

Yeah.

Right.

That's the beginning

of recovery in some moments.

So if you go to the stream

right now.

On the JCW show?

Yeah.

You'll see a photo

of Bobo passed out.

No.

In front of the garage.

No.

There you go.

From a camera.

There it is right there.

Oh my God.

So JCWShow.com

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to the YouTube stream.

So there's a,

there's a Lamborghini

Aventador.

And there is a

wide body GT.

So you got a million

dollars worth of cars

in front of you.

On these two.

And there's Bobo

passed out in a.

Still have my shoes on.

In a lawn chair.

Does it have a time stamp on it?

You do have your shoes.

I'm sure Rob can

send it to us.

This is great.

Wow.

But your hat's on Bob.

That's pretty slick.

It must have been really early.

Oh there it is.

There's the time stamp

is one five five five three.

So it's two o'clock.

It's closing time.

And you're closing.

Good for you Bob.

You know my stepdad

used to do that.

He would fall asleep

on a bench

in front of a bar.

And he,

but he,

he dressed fancy.

It was funny seeing

a little rich

Connecticut Italian guy.

Okay.

In Aspen, Colorado

with a blazer

and Bermuda shorts on.

Passed out

on the street bench.

Sitting upright.

That was when I realized

that Tony had

a bit of a drinking problem.

You know,

you see these things

over years.

You just make these

observations.

It's in a way,

this is,

this is totally an excuse

so don't pay any attention to it.

In a way,

it's kind of the responsible

thing to do.

Yeah.

Rather than hurt yourself

or anybody else

and try to drive around

like that.

Because I mean,

you know.

Another story

that we,

and I cannot say his name

because it's too funny.

But he and another,

this fellow used to have

a cocaine run.

He did cocaine

a while back.

Okay.

And he took another guy

with him.

And I know,

they were telling me the story.

You remember that time

and they read a bar

and he went into

the bathroom with this guy.

And there was a cop

standing there

and the fella handed

the cop $500.

What?

And said,

don't let anybody in.

And the cop took the $500.

And they went into a bathroom stall.

And the cop bought

that they were being homosexuals.

But they were actually

snorting drugs.

You know.

And the cop took the money with him.

Okay.

All right.

Sir Minus,

you're almost done.

Is this what I'm hearing?

Is this your last day

on the Appalachian Trail?

He's been walking

the Appalachian Trail

for how many months?

Five.

Five months,

2,200 miles by foot.

200 miles.

2,200, right?

2,200.

Okay.

2,200 miles

walked on foot.

How many pairs of shoes?

Two.

Technically three.

But we'll just say two.

Okay.

That's not bad.

And today is it.

You have 30 miles left.

And you think you can

do 30 miles today?

I did 30 miles yesterday.

I only got 28 today.

Okay.

And where are you landing?

Like what town do you land in?

Um,

there's not necessarily a town.

I'm just going to be in

Springer Mountain.

And then I've got a guy

that's like in North Atlanta.

Let me stay at his house before

he takes me to the airport on Monday.

And where are you going

from the airport?

From the airport,

I'll be flying to Dallas,

Texas, Lovefield Airport,

and I'll be heading home

to Denton, Texas.

I didn't think you lived out here.

I missed that point.

Yeah, yeah man.

So,

I'm actually thinking about

next year,

whenever y'all have one of your car shows,

hiking from Denton, Texas

to Walnut Creek.

All right.

Now that's something I can get behind.

All right.

I'll make sure to make an announcement

and see if we can get some

forest gunk followers

to join me on that fact.

Yeah.

Now that would be

and you could probably

get some action on that

because this other thing

that you did was a little too deep

for most people's taste.

2200 miles in five months

is a hard,

is a hard invite to sell.

Yeah.

Like when you,

if you set out the e-bite on that,

you're going to get a lot of maybes.

Yeah,

but Texas walking is so easy.

No elevation.

And I'd probably take the Chisholm Trail

from Dallas to Waco.

Now this is great.

Okay.

So we'll plan on doing that

with the bike rally.

You'll do your forest gunk.

John, I gotta tell you,

this has been

my happiest

I've been in my entire life, man.

Really?

Yes.

I cannot change this

for the world.

This has been the most

for me has been an amazing experience.

And I,

it's been,

it's a roller coaster of emotions

of these last 200 miles, man.

It's, it's quite a lot.

What is your age?

Very amazing.

I turned 28 back in August.

All right.

How's your beard?

Very fluffy,

very scruffy,

a little crunchy.

Looks like

it is full

and it is wild.

Looks like you could build

a Resto mod

or cook some barbecue probably.

Sir Minus, congratulations.

Big round of applause

for your 2200 mile hike

across the country.

Look forward to the forest gunk moment

and we will work on that.

We will help you market that.

Perfect.

Sarah,

a strip club in Austin

has a photo of her

passed out on a chair

with a band

drowning pool surrounding her.

What year was this, Sarah?

It was probably about

20 years ago.

I was 22 or 23 at the time.

Did you wind up pregnant?

We had gone to...

No, absolutely not.

Just a butt of a joke.

We had gone to stuffed

barbecue

and hung out with them

and had far too much

jager before we even decided

to go to sugar.

And

yeah,

I woke up

in a giant

velvet,

like red,

heart-shaped

pimp chair.

I don't know how

to call it.

Sounds like you might have...

There's a photo out there.

If you didn't get pregnant,

you might have been on the pill.

Brandis,

what's your story?

So it was

late February 2017

and it was my bachelorette.

I can't use the excuse

that I was young

because I was not.

But I was

enjoying myself

drinking gin

like I used to do.

And

later in the night

I got thirsty

and I was asking people

to bring me water

and

so they brought me back

my little bridal bachelorette

chalice

that I was drinking from

and

drinking it

and chugging it

and kept asking for more water

and my friend Danielle

kept passing it to me

and I was chugging it

and it turns out

she was bringing me

more gin,

not water.

So

later in the

night

I think I was told

it was about 2.30.

I woke up

at a table and chair

just like Bobo.

You had the puke.

Didn't you puke?

I don't know.

I don't remember.

I don't think I did.

Good story, Brandis.

Mark, what's your story

in Germany?

I was in Germany

stationed in Mainz,

Germany.

I was coming from Frankfurt

in an icy zoo

which is a

direct train

late at night

partying

and passed out

woke up in the train

parked underground

in a tunnel

pitch dark

not good.

This sounds like

when my two boys

were riding the

bus

to elementary school

and Nolan

would fall asleep

and

Maddox

his older brother

that was supposed to

be keeping an eye on him

he showed up

and he came up to the

house

and his mother said

where's Nolan?

He's like

I don't know.

So Nolan fell

asleep on the bus

and

we picked him up

at the bus

yard later on that

day

because he was in

the very back sleeping.

That's what that guy

did.

Nobody noticed.

They went and parked

the trains

sit

the moral of the story

is you need to keep an eye

on your little brother

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Mark real quick

I've got 50 seconds

Hey John

I was actually

the bar owner

not the one that passed

out

so probably 12 years

ago

when I had the

bar

I got a call

from my alarm company

that

30 seconds

the interior

motion sensor

went off in the

bar

police were dispatched

to the bar

I went to the

bar

there's a young lady

knocking on the door

trying to get

out of the bar

because

the bartender

never checked

the bathrooms

when she locked up

she passed out

after throwing up her guts

to

tried to get out of the

bar

and set off the

motion sensor

well

I hope she had a nice

evening

thank you

Mark

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how the hell are you

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I don't think Carol is going to make it

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it is time for you

you just lost

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you just lost a listener

this is kind of a weird one

actually this week

it's coming from Angelique

in San Antonio, Texas

and it's about Babbo

believe it or not

hey you know

Bobby

I really thought we had something special

this is Angelique

Bobby

I've been hearing your dreamy voice

on the radio

since I was 39

and I always wanted to meet you

the night I did

you told me you never met a fan

as beautiful as I

that night

we left the listeners party that night

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and now

I hear you're sleeping around

with other fans

Bobby

what

I guess this explains

why you don't talk to me

on Facebook anymore

I thought we had something special

turns out

you're just like all the other

big shot radio stars

and inconsiderate horror

who

by God

you lost this listener

Angelique

you just lost a listener

Angelique

Angelique in San Antonio, Texas

San Antonio

we never even had a listener party

in San Antonio, you do we

maybe she drove here

I don't remember dude

people come from out of town a lot

yeah Bob

I think she's thinking of somebody else

no

I don't think so

I mean I can't imagine

one of you guys would say

well I'm Bobo

it's like but you know

I don't remember anything like that

listener parties

maybe like this last weekend

you got so drunk you don't remember

well I mean anything's possible

I'm not saying

we do have a picture of you passed out

of two in the morning

send me a bill honey

what do I owe

what's the deal

it's gonna cause me

so you've lost us a listener

I don't think so

I think somebody made that up

yeah I think you know

she's probably thinking of some other show

and some other Bobo

yeah some other Bobo

there's a lot of other Bobo's

that are whores

a lot of them

well you know come on

it's hard out here for a pimp

what's going on the news this week

catch me up

I don't know anything

and you want to bring

well there's Trump news

but more importantly

there's people smoking dope

on airplanes

a jet blue flight

from Boston to Tampa

had to turn around

make an emergency landing

somebody got caught vaping

THC in one of the bathrooms

but also one of the crew members

that got close to the bathroom

then said to the captain

hey I believe I've inhaled

some THC

so now we have a problem

now we have a crew member on board

who is now affected by the THC

now autopilot will run it

nope but the flight attendants

cannot be high or drunk on flight

flight attendants who cares

it was a flight attendant

well the federal government cares

and apparently the pilots care

because they turned the thing

around and landed

stop right there

are you telling me

an airplane a loaded commercial aircraft

was in the air

and a flight attendant

yep

was a little stoned

so they turned the whole thing around

no she just got a whiff of the THC

from the bathroom

the passenger was in there

what a goodie goodie

yeah

if you don't believe it

here's the air traffic control

conversation got number one

jet blue 1191

I just have some questions

is the cockpit secure right now

hey if our cockpit secure

we had a customer

vaping in the lab

and we've

yeah smoking marijuana in the lab

we'd like to turn to Boston

jet blue 1191 Roger

for jet blue 1191

yeah

we had a security issue

with a passenger

mostly at the service area

smoking marijuana

our crew inhaled it

and now we're overweight landing

so that's the main reason

for the emergency

but crew is flight attendant

not pilot

no but the flight attendants

also cannot be high

or affected by drugs

but they're already in the air

JD

I'm with you

and they're heavy because of the fuel load

correct they don't need to be landing the plane

because the chick thinks

she might have a half a buck

that's a risk too

that's more risk way more risk

this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life

here's where I'd be coming from on this

and I know I'm totally wrong

but you can refute me if you want

we got engines falling off

man wings flying all over the place

you know the rear

steer blade on helicopters

coming off every you know

and guns and luggage and why not

you know what if you want to get high on the plane

man

no

you go right ahead

you know

not me

not you

but him

whoever you know

smoking or tampering with a smoke detector

is a federal offense

it is a bad old world

and sometimes you just need a hit

brother

and so she panic

because she caught a little bit

of marijuana

honestly I think they just

they just considered a security issue

because somebody's going to smoke dope

and laugh

so they turned it around

brought it back to Boston

what state were they flying in

they were coming out of Boston

going to Tampa

well Tampa's legal

is Boston legal

yeah believe so yeah

yeah

Massachusetts yep

it's not legal to smoke it in an airplane

I understand but it might have been vape

it was vape

okay so that's not a fire hazard

I'm not

this is dumb

something do you not think

okay you were a flight attendant

on Southwest Airlines

did you know any flight attendants

that down the bottle of vodka

in the Netherlands

why they were attending

I never knew somebody to do it

had it happened of course

did they turn the plane around

no of course not

is there a difference

no I just think

I think there

I have no idea what the pilot's idea was

other than once you've been told this

as a pilot

now you have to do something

you can't just go

that's funny

I'm with you John

if I were a flight attendant

and I caught somebody vape in THC

you gotta tell

whether they

whether I got a whiff or not

my interior TSA officer

would come out

and I would confiscate that deal

I bet you would

you can't have that no more

can't have that

you better soon

you better be good

you're good no whiskey

they probably could have held them

to landing in Tampa

that's true

they could have

they didn't

but they could have

turned this damn plane around

there's a topper on board

right

I mean

anyway

anyway that's what they did

what else have you got the news real quick

let's see here

we're gonna do Florida news

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you're talking about people being drunk

and let people being drunk at work

it is the holiday season

and people where we work

have been drunk before

here's teachers

of course they have a very stressful job

drunk teachers are getting to be a regular thing

this week a 30 year old

substitute Jim teacher

at an elementary school in Wisconsin

arrested

he was drunk on the job

here's Christopher Reyes

talking to the cops

in the principal's office

let's take this off

it's as easy as possible Chris

what did I do

you have a warrant

shut up to work drunk

how long have you been working in the school

in here

here

do you know the legal limit

what is your

okay you're a .36

it's a long

alright

the school

I said he's obviously no longer welcome today

there have been like four stories like this

in the last week

a teacher is drunk

yeah

you can teach the kids wasted

but you can't sit your ass down and ride on an airplane

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Bob, I just got a note

from a secret admirer

that says there's a video of you taking your shoes off

on the security camera

finally

but they also said that you're mad

because you've heard that he has the video

so if you would not like for us to play it

we will not play it

what I did was suggest to my friend

that maybe we have enough video

that one's already out

so that's, it's okay

I don't really don't mind that much

did they play it?

I'm pretty, I'm pretty uh

I don't think he's played it

I'm pretty uh easy going

I don't think he's played it

so, so you have the option

if you wouldn't like to play it

we just won't play it

yeah, play it

you do what you want, man

I haven't seen it, I haven't seen it

have you seen it?

I saw a bit

was it fun?

I think I was actually on the table

Turley says it's funny

it's funny

it's funny?

it's funny

I was actually on the table for a moment

would you like to play it or not?

well I don't know

how did you get the video

they sent it to you first

they sent it to me first

wow they didn't send it to me first

so this is your decision

well they said

nope, it's your decision

you want to reset for everybody

for what's going on here

Bob, Bob, Bob had a big night

last Saturday

and he fell asleep in a chair

and he was trying to figure out where his shoes went

and I believe on the security camera

we figured it out

but I don't want to play it

don't play it Kyle

do not push play

oh and if you're not watching on the YouTube stream

you go to JCWShow.com

and you can watch it

but if you're wondering

where your shoes are

I think we have tape of it

but if you don't want to see it

we will not play it

I'll go ahead and play it

let's get it over with

before we dig up anymore

I mean

okay Kyle, do you have the tape?

I believe he does

you know he does

I don't know

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I think that's still the still photo

that's just a still photo

yeah there's actual video

that's just a still photo

so we've done all this build up

and we're going to have to get to it in a moment

Kyle do you have the tape

do you have a mic on Kyle?

Kyle do you have the

huh?

it's rolling

it's slow

oh it's very slow

okay there he is

here's Bobo

he is

confused

1.57 am

where the hell am I?

and he is

just sitting straight up now

I think we should have

edited the video a little bit

before we got into this mess

how long is it Kyle

can you make sure his mic's on

Kyle how long is the video

you can talk in the microphone

editing it right now

I can control it live

okay you can fast forward a little bit

here he goes

he's moving again

okay

there we go

he's getting up

and

oh he went back down

oh he's up

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he's standing up

are your pants up?

a little sag there I think

a little plumbers

oh damn

that table is not strong enough

for that Bob

do not do that again

that is danger

that is job

that is not in the HR code

that was standing when I came back

there's audio too on this

oh hell

hold on

don't fall

do you remember this moment

not at all

okay

but I got my shoes off at this point

this is solid gold

this is what this is

he's so close to falling off

so you can't be that drunk

because that's a hell of a move

you just made there

I'll do that when I hurt so bad

try to get comfortable on this table

now he's sitting up on the table

why don't we do this

that's alcohol coordination

this is hard to watch

I mean if you're driving on the road

they're not seeing it

so let's play this during the break

guys you can go to jcwshow.com

and click through to the YouTube

and we'll during the break

we'll play this

because this is long

and I'm interested

but I don't want to wear everybody out

just driving on the street

and they can't see what we're doing

okay

800-800-723-4800

Bob I'm a little impressed

are you?

I'm a little non-plussed

non-plussed

I don't uh

I must have had a better time than I thought

I just thought I fell asleep over there

Florida news JD Ryan

Florida news

and now from North America's own land down under

it's time for Sunshine State News

with your certified lifeguard

JD Ryan

and of course there's a little bit of alcohol

mixed in these Florida stories as well

it was a uniquely cold day in Florida

when a 41 year old man in Florida of course

found marching down the street

buck naked

oh

yeah when the cops ask him

why he was doing that

and he said it was a tick-tock prank

let's not start this as a tick-tock thing

he was sure of Grady Judd

talking about he cut eight

we did get some security footage

from a Tesla

we did

that's right

a man's going to work

it's 36 degrees

and this dude is walking down the road

buck naked

he's not even wearing his socks

so this nice man called the sheriff's office

we responded and there he is

marching down the side of the road

we asking

what are you doing

well it's a tick-tock challenge

where you don't even have your cell phone

you're really naked when you don't have your cell phone

nope

so we arrested him

for obvious violations of the law

yes

he went to the jail without any clothes on

buck naked

in Florida

normally that's not a problem

this happens to be a particularly cold night

good thing Bobo didn't do that too

his pants rose

well now we don't know

apparently I guess we have all night's worth of footage

we can sit and dissect

we have bastards

we could like have a Bobo Cam

like a marathon

I guess it depends on what it pays

another drunk driver in Florida

pulled over for driving the wrong direction

very serious on a freeway this week

he was initially blamed the medical condition

because that's what you want to do

first of all say I'm sick

don't mess with me

he however struggled to pronounce

said medical condition to the officer

Christopher Johnson arrested

on suspicion of DUI

after his field sobriety test

here's cut number nine

if he lets go of you you're gonna fall over

yes

I'm not even gonna try

just follow tip my finger with your eyes and your eyes only

don't move your head

I see the finger

okay well follow it

you gotta track my finger

that's where I've always had a problem

with my EFD

what is your EFD

hyperaptic

oh

we do believe you're impaired

you might be

I got the HTML

element of Q

not good that's the

I wish we had audio Bobo talking to it

that's the way from when he's on the table

there is audio to that

you got a fixation Turley

let it go man

I'm sorry

let it go Turley

had our fun already

you bastard

there's a ball buster

there's ball buster

and then there's over the top

I've been accused of doing over the top

save something for next week

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Harry in Palm Beach, Florida

what you got

hey how's it going

so I'm a former airline transport pilot

you guys were talking about the

flight attendant who

allegedly had a whiff of marijuana

that caused the airplane to get turned around

so the scoop there

the scoop there is that

the FAA has very strict rules on drug testing

that include regular testing with physicals

as well as random tests

so if she had not said anything

and then it had gotten popped for a random test

and then shown that she had

marijuana THC in her system

she would have lost her job

and she would have been under federal charges

so what the crew did

was actually correct

flight attendants are considered to be

risky personnel on those aircraft

and therefore they do fall under those same exact rules

now what I will say is

my brother is the director of procurement

for a marijuana distributing company

and he says you can't get high off of the vapor

from a marijuana vapor plane

so what do you think about

a loaded heavy plane

that's fueled up for takeoff

and you've got to land it heavy

how safe is that

over a lady that might have to work off a vape

so if they were too heavy

they would have dumped fuel

they were heavy

I'm sure the pilots were concerned about that

but they would have just dumped fuel

if they were too heavy to actually land

and then land it lighter

it's done all the time

a lot of times you'll find residue

of fuel on your car

you don't even realize what it is

but it's some airplane that dumped fuel

because they were too heavy to land

or it's marijuana vape on your car

800-800-723-4800-800 radio

it's really awesome

that's all the Florida that we have

so during the break bomb

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we'll speed this up and see if this is good

we'll watch a little security camera footage

and we'll be right back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show

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everybody that came out to Walnut Springs last week

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it was an incredible turnout

5,000 people

just couldn't have had more fun

and tonight we're doing it again

Adam Carolla is coming to Walnut Springs

I think we've got about 50 tickets left

maybe 100

our capacity is 400

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and we're doing a $75

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and know that the 75 does not include

a ticket to the show

okay

it's a $75 VIP

you get to spend an hour with Adam in a small room

there's only 50 people left

that'd be fun

but it's just charity

he's not like anybody's being greedy

we're just pimping him to raise some money

youth association

and the animal shelter

very nice

given back

Adam Elliott if you're a foodie

will be at the Bosque Cantina today at $330

and he's doing a book signing as well

which is right across the street

and if you need to know your way around

ask Bobo because he's got it down

I'm beginning to man

I don't listen

I wish we had cameras all around

every side of that building

because I feel like I walked for a while

before I found the car

that building is heavily secured

I remember turning a corner or two

and saying

there's more building

what are we drinking?

whiskey?

800-800-7234

what's this Australian man

apprehends home invader in his undies

in Australia woke up

heard a burglar

in the guy's house so he jumped out of bed

wearing nothing but his underwear

and grabbed his didgeridoo

chased the guy down the street

held him until the cops got there

you know what a didgeridoo is

I've heard the term and I've forgotten

it's a big long musical instrument

that looks like a pole

except you basically hum in it

that's the noise it makes

anyway all while in his underwear

here's the guy, his son

and another guy who lives next to them

talking about chasing this guy down

I've just seen a shadow

he's lighting his phone accidentally

come on and lit him up

it wasn't fast

heard my dad start yelling and saying

get him and boom, we started running down the road

they're in all my glory

I noticed I run faster naked

certainly naked anyway

he wasn't going anywhere

he got off easy

he lost his shirt

I felt like giving him one

wasn't a shirt I wanted to give him

he's probably lucky I only had a didgeridoo

we actually have him here in the studio

fresh in from Australia

that was Mark

we made

staying with him in his boy

he had in the Truder

at the house he walks into the house

Ryan's got a cell phone out

I think he's trying to call somebody else

he didn't know where he was

so

my name's he did

by the way

he wakes up and he jumps out the bed

he's got nothing on

but his ball exploding boxes

takes off

takes my didgeridoo

do you enjoy the didgeridoo

of course

I sat down with the therapy a long time

because I've got a little mental thing

play the didgeridoo

and the sound you know it goes

makes you feel better

he runs the guy down

and then gives him his shirt

he's got marks and eyes

right

I know what you're going to say

what

I sound just like Mick Jigga

I was going to ask you because you were here last weekend

did you try any of that Louisiana gumbo

that Scott brought up

oh right the gumbo

right North Gumbo

sausage and chicken

you people are crazy

was it great

no

it wasn't great

it's a

hard taste for an Australian

we make a gumbo

there's quite a bit of wombat there

wombat is a different kind

anymore

beautiful, acute

delicious

and we put vegemite in the gumbo

vegemite

how gives it a little

synthetic salty metallic flavor

makes the wombat feel

like real wombat

right

shrimp on the barbies of a pussy

Australian

Australian man

are you familiar with Michelle Obama

oh no right

you know her

right North Lady

we've got a quote from her last week and it's a little odd

and I didn't

JD did you see this

let me guess the brawl is too tight

nope

he looks a little tight

I wasn't going to say that

do you have it

do you want me to stop at any point

I can pause it

this is interesting

let me explain something

to white people

our hair comes out of our head

naturally in a curly pattern

so when we're straightening it

to follow your beauty standards

we are trapped

by the straightness

that's why so many of us can't swim

stop

what the hell

does that have to do with swimming

the hair

straightening your hair

that's why we can't swim

I learned this when I had long hair

a couple years ago you guys remember I had like

Leonard Skinner hair for a while

I had to use a straightener for that

because I've got naturally kind of curly hair

so you know how she feels

and if you swim

you wash your straightener out and you're

but does it affect your swimming ability

I can't give a damn

but when you're actually swimming

was this impeding your swimming

right but when you've got ladies

ladies that got their hair straight

they want to keep it straight

because it costs 40 dollars

right a straightening hell

I think the bit is she says

we spent so much time straightening our hair

we don't learn how to swim

that's what I picked up

run away from the water

people won't go to the gym

because we're trying to keep our hair

straight for y'all

for y'all it is exhausting

and it's so expensive

and it takes up so much time

great

is she on drugs

she's excited

this sounds insanity to me

she's feeling it that's what she's doing

she's got her crowd there

is she doing a bit is she being a comic

yeah she's getting a little bit you know

she's speaking to her folk

so we can work harder and focus on the work

so

why do we need an act

an act of law

to tell white folks to get out of our hair

don't

don't tell me

how to wear my hair

don't wonder about it

don't touch it

just don't

that's a good routine right there yeah

I came up with a term

for where she's coming from

you know what agency is

when you have you

possess your own agency

do what you want to do

she has developed

some kind of almost

an ultra

liberal entitlement

of agency

when we're

threatening our hair

to follow your beauty standards

white folks

you know

and that may be the case

that may be the case in a lot of cases

but to say it out that

and blame it on one

ethnic trigger

I find that that's kind of an entitlement

of agency I'm a little offended

you are? yes

by her or by what Bob said

no by her

I just think that

the whole swimming thing

it's blowing me away

I think she started out to try to be funny

and just didn't know how to get back

so she just started throwing stuff out

there's no punchline and there's no purpose

now that's happened to us here on this show

on a regular basis

don't even touch my hair

sweetheart don't you nip touch my hair

did she say you people?

I don't know

you white people

she said you white people

but I get the fact of

spending a lot of money on your hair

not wanting to mess it up

but my wife won't go ride

like in a convertible with me

for the same reason

it takes her forever to untangle it

but she is Caucasian

but

but she can swim

here's my deal

just let me get on a high horse

for five seconds okay

with all that's going on in the world

and a speaker that people came to see

and a lot of people in that stadium

or whatever okay

that's what we're about to talk about

you know it's spend your time wisely

it's something that used to be on the report cards

and often times I got an E

I don't think she's spending her time wisely

talking about that topic

but that's a 40 second cut

so I didn't see the whole thing

but you know what I mean

I would expect more from Michelle Obama at this time

do you remember the guy, the homosexual

that claimed that he had

sexual relations with Barack Obama

and smoked crack with him

slightly

I haven't heard that one I've heard some other things

about Trump and Bill Clinton

which is wild too

are the Epstein files released is it yet

they're coming out

this is the dumbest thing

did you see the list

a list broke

two days ago

but is it real?

Larry Summers

who was the former

what was he the boss

of one of the universities

he has stepped out of public life over it

because he's on the list

the list

I mean if A.I. can create full fledged videos

that are perfect how hard is it to make a list

if you're guys on the list you're going to say it's fake

if you're guys not on the list you're going to say it's fake

it ain't fake

okay how do you know

because I'm not an idiot

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seems like we've been talking about booze a lot today

but what's this beer drinking song

did you write a song

this is not one of mine

on youtube the guy that there I ruined it

there's a guy on youtube called

there I ruined it

so he does all kinds of different videos

he did a mashup of 50 different

country artists singing one

distinctive word

and you're not going to be surprised when you hear this word

because it's very common in country music

over and over and over and over

and here it is

and these are artists that you would know

and they cut them into one song cut 12

oh

now they have he makes a video of all of his songs

that he puts up and you can see his

software. Oh yeah. And as it plays, I go by and it's showing the names of every

singer that's in the old yards. One of those tiny little envelopes. Rosie in

Houston. Good morning on there. Oh hi. Katie, Texas. Yes. What you got? Um, I was just

listening to y'all show. I think y'all are hoot. It's very entertaining. I I love

to go on little errands in the morning because I get to listen to y'all for a

little while. That's great. But, you know, every now and then y'all say

something make me roll my eyes. But it's okay because it's that entertaining. I

keep listening. But I was on a McDonald's run because our transformer blue and

our, you know, we didn't have hot coffee. Gotta have that. So I listened to your

little spiel about Michelle Obama. And, um, yeah, I just wanted to say that when

she says we can't go into the water, it's not because they're not able to

swim or learn how to swim because of that hair. But I know you guys probably

know that it's because they did their hair. So at that moment you can't go in

because your hair is going to get messed up. Now this happened to other women

that who is they all the time when I used to do my hair. Yeah, because but I

don't do it anymore. So now I don't care. But I'm a swimmer. Um, I swim. I

wouldn't say I'm a swimmer. When you say they, who are you talking

about? Um, women that fix their hair, but you know, like go through the trouble

of blow drying it and spending like say an hour or so. Now I will say that for

black women, it's more, uh, it's more labor intensive to get the hair done

because it takes more to make it straight or to like do it up. So who

was Missy Elliott money and get your hair done did. Yeah. Yeah. Thank

you, Rosie. I got it. Good stuff. Go get your hair done. Did doesn't it

frustrate you, John? When you want to have your windows down in your car

and your wife's and yours like it's a beautiful day and she starts

complaining to you about, Hey, can you put the window up? My hair is

getting my face. Yeah. So I need to keep a rubber band or a scrunchie in

the car so that she can fix it when that happens because it's then it's

your fault that her hair is messed up. Are you trying to get me in

trouble? I'm just asking you in trouble. How did the games go

yesterday? Oh, you mean last week? Last weekend. They went pretty damn good

for me. Did they? Yeah. Yeah, good for me. No, no, you had two good

picks, two good picks. So I won. Others you lost. Oh gosh. So it

wasn't, you know, you had a good, good little run on it. This

week, my sports weiner's flaccid. It's not great. It's not a

good football weekend for foot for college football at least. Not

a lot of good games. So we only got two to go over from the

college side. On by the way, I'm up $300 now. Yeah, it's not

too bad. It's not like last year. It's been worse. Yes,

exactly. Since I won last week, I'll go first number 23, seven

and three Missouri at number eight, eight and two Oklahoma

Oklahoma's fighting for their playoff lives. Missouri has an

outside chance. I doubt it though. The line has moved down to

five and a half Oklahoma's favored at home 11 o'clock on

ABC Central Time. John, I think Missouri wins, but I don't

think they cover. Okay. Well, no, no, I'm sorry. I think

Oklahoma wins, but I don't think they cover. You forgot

that I need to pick first. That's okay. I just threw out

two different things. Yeah. Now you don't know where I'm

going. I think I agree with one of your statements that

Oklahoma does win. Oklahoma does win, but I don't think they

cover either. This is they're two good defensive teams. Oklahoma's

offense isn't great, but defense will end out for them. So

they win, but do not cover. So John, what do you say? I say

the same. So so now we have to move the line of the non

cover. So you move it. Alright, so the line's five and

a half Oklahoma not covering. If I move that line down to

three and a half does Oklahoma cover or not? I'll take OU.

Damn it. Sorry. Next. Yeah. I'll I'll let you go. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You didn't buck me off. You bucked me off on

that one. Alright. Next one is your pick. Number 17, eight

and two USC at number six, Oregon. They're nine and

one. They're favored by 10 and a half. That game's at

230 Central and CBS. John, who's your pick on this

one? My pick is for Oregon to win and not cover. I think

Oregon kills them. Okay. Yeah. I'm going to go with Oregon on

that. Alright. That's all for the college. Like I said,

there's not much out there this week. Next week, there'll

be some really big games. Conference championships.

That's next week. Well, deciding who's going to be

playing in some of the conference championships. Who's

tech playing this week, you know? It's nobody. I mean,

I don't think they're off even. So the other team just

forfeited. No, like they don't they have a bi-week or

something. Will they be playing the big 12 championship

next week? Is that next week? Well, if they win, they're in

the big 12 championship. Basically, there's a lot of

games like Texas, Texas, and A&M. If A&M wins, they're in

the conference championship. If Georgia wins, I believe

they're in, but they have to win those in their last

game to get into that conference championship next

weekend. Next weekend. Next weekend. That's a good

stuff. I was thinking you were a step ahead. So who's

ain't in playing next weekend to get into the conference

championship? Texas. It's the big rival game. Where? At

that Texas. Okay. That's next week. Do you think Archmanian

will be performing? He will be performing. At half time. You've

got one game left, John, before he gets benched. It was at

a hundred. Yeah, a hundred bucks. Yeah. Fabulous watching

the Aggies game last week. Unbelievable. He came back and

did that. That was a miracle. I did that at your bar,

John. I saw that at your bar. You remember it. He remembers

that one. Yes. Your bar, man. NFL games, uh, eight and two

Colts at five and five chiefs. Yes, the chiefs are fighting

for their playoff lives, John. Yeah. They got to win this

game if they're gonna have a shot. Play the eight and two

Colts, best rushing tack in the NFL. Daniel Jills. I think

the chiefs just they have to win. They're gonna win. I

mean, I just, I didn't, last week was the one game

that you did pick right. Denver did win that game.

Right. I thought that the Colts would sneak it out.

They didn't, but this time they're at home. They got to win.

They're favored by three and a half, John. I think they

covered. You gotta be fair and say Daniel Jills may or may

not play in this game as of last word I heard. Who are

they playing? The Colts. I haven't heard anything new on

that. What is the Colts record? Eight and two. I'm gonna

say the chiefs don't cover, so I'm gonna pick the Colts

with the points. Okay. All right. I think the chiefs

will win and cover. So, okay. Next game. Eight. So,

if they win by three, I win. The spread's three and

a half. Yes. That's correct. Thank you. Just

validation. Eight and two Philadelphia Eagles. They're

three and a half favorites at the four, five and one

Cowboys. Three thirty. Central on Fox. The new

upstart Cowboys. I mean, they have a new defense. You

know, they looked all right against the Raiders.

Against the Philadelphia Hughes. I mean, that was so dumb.

It was like picking on the special ed class. Maybe.

Yeah. I'm talking about the Cowboys Raiders last

weekend. Everybody's all high and jumpy. I'm

like, dude, they beat the worst team in the

league. Well, it's your pick, John. So, do you think the

Eagles covered three and a half favorites? At Cowboys.

At Cowboys. No. Damn, I agree. I agree. I think it's

going to be a tight one. So, I'm glad that you get to

win more than I don't. Do the Eagles win by a point

and a half.

I'll take the boys. With the upset. Basically.

All right. I'll let you take that one. And the last pick. Did

you see what we did against Vegas? Oh, no. See, he's now

is on board. I love to see him beat the Eagles. I hate

the Eagles. We have the two coolest best receivers in

the league. Yeah. And I love the story about our

receiver getting wasted at the casino tables before

the game. Yeah, they were throwing up and he said,

I'm appalled that y'all think I can't handle my

liquor. Yeah. CD got a little drunk. Was it

Vegas? Yeah, CD did. Yeah. And he got a little slap

on the wrist. Didn't get to start the game. I mean

whatever. That's fine. He still showed out. So,

last game six and four Buccaneers at eight and two

Rams. It's a Sunday night game on the Peacock. The Rams

are favored by seven and a half points. Basically

same thing. Buccaneers need a win to stay alive.

Rams. It's at LA. Rams have been hot. Matt

Stafford is MVP. He's playing pretty damn good. I'm

going to take the Rams, the Los Angeles Rams. To cover

the seven and a half. Yeah. You can take it. That's a big

line. That's a big line. You guys, you're just

throwing it out there, John. You know what? Hang on.

Can I regret? Can I retract? You have a second

thought. I would like to pull that line back. That

line is too deep. So, I'm going to reset the

line and I do think the Rams are going to win

but I only feel comfortable three and a half. Boy,

you dropped it way back. Yeah, I wouldn't

listen to the line. The line is stupid. Baker's a

good quarterback. I believe the Rams win too but

yes, seven and a half was way too much. Three and a

half. That's about where I'd put it too. So, I

agree. So, now I have to move the line to buck

you off here. Okay. One and a half. Rams. So,

you think the Rams will also cover it one

and a half. That's where I'm at too. So, now

you got to knock me off. There's not much to

move here. Let's just go heads up. Who wins the

game? No points. Well, we both think the Rams are

going to win. So, now. Are you okay with that? So,

I will. I'm tired of this. So, I'll just go

bucking ears out of. I've got deal fatigue.

It's like at the auction. Yeah. Like just screw it.

Just sell it. Yeah. Done. That happened. All

right. So, yeah, bucking ears to win. All

right. There you go. I still think the Rams

are going to win. You have vetted this game.

So, I hope I win just to beat you but I do

think the Rams are going to win. All right.

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John Clay Wolf Show. Bo and Charlotte, North

Carolina. You have an 05-VET Z51. 16,000 miles.

Six speed. What color is it?

Hey, John. Nice to meet you. It looks like

burgundy. I don't know. I don't know.

Is that metallic burgundy thing? There's a

color. Now, I forgot the name of it. Fire

Mist or something. But in the core, but in

that name Chevrolet, the word red. So,

it's something red. It's not like

fire engine red. It's something red. But

yet, you look at it and it looks like

it's burgundy. I mean, I got it.

I'm driving down the road. I had it a

moment ago. We're good. Let's keep

moving on.

Okay. Yeah. I just, I told your, I told

your screener, I was just spur of the

moment, just riding down the road and

thought, I wonder what that car is

20 grand. 20. Yeah. I was looking during

the break, a couple of comps, like there

was a 9,000 mile one that sold for 23.

There was a 40,000 mile one that sold

for 18. There's a 22,000 miles that

sold for 20. So, that car with 16,000

miles, I'd probably give 21 and a half.

Okay. Okay. I think, I think I'm

all folded because I was thinking it

was worth more than that.

I just, it's like if you had stock to

sell me, like you had Apple stock,

right? And we're friends and you just

wanted to sell it to me. I would

look at what it's trading for and I'd

offer you what it's trading for if I

wanted to buy it. And that's what I'm

looking at. I'm looking at hard comps

of the last four transactions in the

dealer world that went down and I'm

rattling those off to you.

Would you recommend that I keep the

miles down on it? Yes.

Does that, would that help the value?

Okay. Yeah, absolutely. Keep it under 20.

I mean, if you keep it for a year or

two, it'll still be worth that. It

might be worth a little bit more in

a year or two actually. That car's

not going down as long as you keep

those miles in 16. And the fact

that it's the end of the Mohicans

on the front engine Corvette and

that color that you have is a good

color. That color that you have is

ironically the best color. And

thinking about that, I might give a

little bit more. It's like Turley in

his lines. I'd probably go 23.

Be close. 22, 23 grand.

It goes, it goes, it goes well.

Does 23 buy it?

And leather and sugar. I have, no.

Okay. It doesn't matter then.

Next caller. 808, thank you though.

800-800-7234-800-800 radio.

Brett in Missouri has an 05 Chrysler

300 with 19,000 miles.

Just curious. Says it's for sale for the

right price. Won't say what that is.

Well, I can tell you, Bretty there.

Yes, sir. What's going on, big John?

Not much. Is it an SRT by any chance?

No, this is the first year they came

out. No 5. So just the 5-7.

Yeah. That car is not doing anything.

It's, it's, uh, it's not a collector.

It's not going up. It might 10 years

from now, but it's not.

I'm looking at those same comps here.

The highest one I see on here is $4,500.

Now it does have 60,000 miles on it.

Yours has 19.

This car is probably a 7,500, eight grand rate.

Okay. Okay.

And if that works for you, go to

GiveMeTheVin.com. We'll buy it.

I appreciate it, John.

Thank you, man.

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Hey, Ken.

How you doing?

Good.

How are you, guys?

His wife just had a baby.

Oh, the baby!

Yeah.

You got a picture?

Boom. There you go.

Oh, beautiful.

Huh?

Lucky man.

Thank you so much, my greatest treasure.

Hey, you know, she looks a little Asian.

Um, what do you...

What does that mean?

She has a little Asian look about her.

It's a strange thing to say, Larry.

Why? What's the big deal?

What are you getting at, is all I'm asking?

Because most people would just say first,

she's beautiful.

I'm not being anything.

I'm saying that, you know,

she just has a slight Asian look to it.

I feel like you're maybe saying something's off about her.

Something's on about it.

It's good. It's a good thing.

Uh-huh.

That's a compliment.

How so?

She's exotic.

I wish I had looked a little Asian.

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She's a little Asian.

You can't win with that conversation.

No.

Baby picture.

No.

I mean, you have to say they look great, right?

What a beautiful child.

Yeah.

Did you ever see Inherent Vise with a walking phoenix

and the lady, her husband's a heroin addict

and he's run away.

And walking phoenix is like a doper detective.

And he's sitting in her kitchen.

Can I see a picture of your baby?

And she hands a picture and he goes,

What did y'all think about the season one land man episode?

Outstanding.

Season two.

I'm sorry.

Season two.

Great to see everybody again.

Turley, you said you didn't like it.

It wasn't, it didn't like it.

It was just, it gets a little over the top

where she's going to college, TCU.

Oh, that scene.

And the scene where she's meeting the advisor.

I mean, come on.

The mother and the daughter are obnoxious.

My wife said I hope they both get killed off

in this area.

All the women really don't,

if you look at the comics, they just do not like that,

that pairing of those, when that show cuts

to the mom and the daughter, it's just so annoying.

I mean, the back and forth between all three of them is fun.

That, that's fun.

But Billy Bob's part of it.

Yeah.

But then her there with the, I mean, come on.

This never happens.

It never happened that way.

And the food fight scene, or not food fight,

when she ripped the table.

Whatever.

But otherwise it was fine.

It's really weird being from Fort Worth

and seeing these, like the scene of the party

where they had all the people.

I knew so many people in there.

Oh, I bet you did.

I was a little offended.

I didn't get asked.

Oh, no.

But I mean, I was thinking I might see you in there.

I knew a lot of people in there.

I was like, pause, pause, pause.

I mean, I knew about eight actors in there.

They're just stand-ins.

It's funny.

Well, we finally got it.

You know, all those years ago, watching Dallas.

Right.

Seeing all those things in Dallas, all around Dallas.

Now it's Fort Worth.

We finally got it.

You know, I think it's very cool.

I don't have a problem with it.

The only thing is I wonder, because at the end

of the last season, you know, Andy Garcia

turned out to be kind of the cartel.

Right.

Yeah.

And we didn't see any continuation of that.

I was hoping for that to continue.

But we got Sam Elliott on the show this year.

And I think he may be Joe Bob's old man.

Yes, he's Joe Bob's old man.

So, you know, I think there's a lot of good to come.

But the thing with the women,

Sheridan's always done that.

You remember the chick on the original Yellowstone?

Beth.

Yeah.

The crazy.

A hot rod.

Yeah, gal.

This is allegedly Sheridan's strongest debut of his career.

Oh, sure.

And he rode himself in toward the Indian first.

I didn't see it.

Oh, yeah.

He's in a pool.

Oh, it's the last one.

In the last one.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The last one.

Dude, he was the sheriff's deputy on the biker's show,

Sons of Anarchy, which I've avoided for years

and finally started watching.

If you look at Bosque Cantina here in Walnut,

and his logo on Bosque Performance Horses,

you will notice a large similarity on the brand that we stole.

Okay, is that on purpose?

Yeah, okay.

I just sent it to Rob.

I says, Bosque Cantina.

I said, look at Sheridan's brand on Bosque Horses in Yellowstone

and just do a deal like that.

So, it says B, C, and it's got a little F in it.

And the F is for Felipe.

Felipe Armenta, my partner on it.

And he's the badass chef that makes it so good.

See, I've been watching this.

So, I gave him a little hat tip there.

Sicario was his, he wrote that.

I need to see Sicario.

Lot of good writing.

Sicario's outstanding.

Part two is outstanding.

Heller Highwater, about the two old hillbilly brothers

who decide they're going to rob every bank in West Texas.

And they show all the cop cars from Archer County

and Wichita County.

You know, and it's, yeah, quite a deal.

Let's go to Mail from Jill.

That's what you're plugging during the break.

Hello, I'm Jenny Cash.

This is Wicks Mail from Jill Entry Reads.

Hey, John.

This is Chad in Alabama.

I'm put up for a while for consecutive theft

and possession charges.

You know how it is.

I come and go.

I am glad I'm in a place where I can hear

Bobo do his dumb animal characters.

They have me rolling.

And I swear we have a gay guy in here

that talks just like BJ Ryan.

Jesus.

PJ Ryan.

I want to give a shout out to my friends, George and Bertie.

And I miss my girlfriend, Trisha, and all my dogs.

I wish my 2010 Camaro LT,

but I wrecked that long before this tent, lol.

I even miss the crystal meth a little bit.

It's always a good time until it ain't.

I always hear y'all say you can't drink all day

if you don't start in the morning.

Well, I was smoking methamphetamines

well into the morning for five days straight.

Talk about a good old time.

Those were the days.

That stuff will turn you into a humping and thieving machine.

Anyway, it's cool to hear about all those cars you're restoring.

If you ever find any badass Camaros,

I'd love to hear about them.

Talk to you later.

Your friend Chad Lake, MCDF Montgomery, Alabama.

Hey, partner, if you got mail from jail,

just send it on down to the line to us here at PO Box 471-517.

That is in Fort Worth, Texas.

The zip code is 76147.

Speaking of the wall of shame over here

with all the jerseys of people that have done odd things,

Bruce Jenner being one.

What's the new one?

This one, this guy, Paul Bell in Pittsburgh is sending me this.

Oh, that's a good one.

That's a good one.

I think that's the best one.

I mean, that is Tonya Brown.

It's the throwback stealers jersey.

So it's a bumblebee look.

And it's Antonio Brown.

And Antonio Brown is an idiot.

Yeah.

They're about to get him.

He deserves to be on the wall of shame.

They're about to get him.

What do you do?

I give up.

Hey, he quit that game in the middle of it.

Oh, that guy.

When he was in Miami or Tampa Bay

where he was ripped off, it was Tampa Bay.

He ripped off his clothes and left the stadium when he quit.

But what did he do in Pittsburgh?

He did something real stupid up there, too.

Oh, well, he got himself out of there.

I mean, they couldn't put up with him.

But he just recently, I believe, he was extradited from...

Dubai.

Dubai, yes.

Because he's wanted for something.

I can't remember what it was.

It's got to be some kind of sexual assault.

He was in a scuffle during a professional

I don't know if it was UFC or boxing fight in Miami.

And the other guy got shot.

And Antonio Brown went to Dubai.

Just left and he was posting on things.

I'm in Dubai.

Look how happy I am in Dubai.

You know, did you ever think Dubai is nice?

Because it is.

I'm there now.

I'm as happy as I've ever been in Dubai.

You'll never find me.

Miami, you suck.

I never see you again.

I'm in Dubai.

Well, so federal agents, Florida state people,

gone together, went to Dubai, cooperated with him,

and extradited him.

And I'm bagging Miami now, but listen, nothing really happened.

So he's back.

They're about to get Antonio Brown.

Okay.

Sorry to say.

I want to grab this car real quick

before we go to break right now.

Russ in Baton Rouge has a 13 boss 302 with 5,000 miles.

Oh, I wish I would have seen this already

because I was going to offer him 35.

It said, give me the vent, offered him 35.

He wants 38.

Yeah, Russ, I think 35 is plenty.

Oh, you think?

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah, I just wanted to check with you.

Yeah.

Well, all my guys, they're pretty good at what they do.

That's why they've got those jobs.

And we kind of, you know, we all share the same mentality.

But here's one with 4,000 miles that sold for 34,5 in September.

And here's one with 5,000 miles that sold for 36.

And here's one for 12,000 miles that sold for 32,4.

So what, like, what's the least you'd take for it?

Right, 38.

Why?

A lot more in it.

Okay.

Well, good luck with that.

And maybe you'll find somebody that will buy it from you.

And they can get financing and you can have a warranty.

And, you know, there's just a lot of to it.

And you can take a trade in in order to get full retail.

You have to offer a lot of services many times

that individuals can't offer.

I'm not saying you won't get your 38.

It might take you a year.

But if you want to put her down right now, I'll give you 36.

36.

Well, I'll consider it.

Your pictures are loaded.

I'll consider it when you call back,

because right now I'm offering 36.

If you want to say done, I'll be stuck.

If you don't say done, I'm not stuck.

Yeah, I'll better think on it a little bit.

Okay, thanks.

800-800-723-4800-800 radio.

So we will think too when it comes back up.

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Thanks for making us number one.

Damn, it feels good to say that.

This is one of my favorite George songs.

I know, it's great.

I'm going to knock a couple of cars out here real quick

that I want to do and also do a plug.

Ted Nugent is coming to Walnut to the Walnut Springs

Roadhouse December 13th.

You can go to Walnut Springs Rally there

and click through your tickets.

Also, Adam Corolla is doing a comedy show there tonight.

And we still have, I think, about 70 tickets available.

Graham Elliott will be at the Bosque Cantina at 330

for you foodies that are into the Food Network.

You remember Graham Elliott, the guy that worked under Gordon.

Who's this?

Who's the screamer?

Gordon Ramsay.

Gordon Ramsay, yeah.

And he will be there doing a book signing today.

Thank you everybody last week for coming out to the car show.

It was a huge hit and the rally is going to be in May

and we're planning that right now.

Okay.

Richard Pasadena, 22 Silverado 1500 RST,

41,000 miles.

Trucksworth, I see you want 34.

You got dealers at 32.

Can I give 33 and make it work?

I really want to be at 34.

I can't get there.

I mean, I was trying to get...

So, what's the best I can do on it?

33.

What about 30?

33.5.

Deliver it to our office in Fort Worth, Texas.

I'll do that.

Okay, so that's where...

Well, I mean...

It cost me $300 to ship them from Houston to Dallas

and the cars bring more in Dallas.

So, I can't get that money in Houston for it.

So, I need to get...

I've got a better market in Dallas,

but I've got to ship it.

Okay.

Yeah, is there any way that I could get that in riding?

I mean, I'm pretty sure that's...

I mean, that's more than what everybody else is offering me.

So, I think I'll be pretty good with that.

But when you drive up here, right,

then you've got to get home.

So, you're going to want to spend $500 in time

and gas and trouble too.

But it's your call.

One of us are going to spend $500 to ship it.

So, yeah, just go to GiveMeTheVin.com

and say, John, put it...

Now, it's got to have a clean car fax.

It's got a bad car fax.

I can't do it.

Yeah, now, everything's clean on it.

I was actually speaking to one of your people there.

So, okay, well, yeah, that's cool.

Tell them 33.5 delivered or 33 drop it in Houston.

Okay.

Thank you.

All righty.

All right, bye.

Appreciate it.

04 Viper, Snake Skin Seats, 160s.

No, Brad, these 04 Viper's,

even though you have great miles on it,

I sold the last one for 50.

If you go to GMTV on Bring a Trailer,

you'll see that I had to try to bring a trailer

out of my last two Viper's

that were low miles like this.

I think I got 50.

That's what I sold it for.

You there, Brad?

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah, just go to GiveMeTheVin.com,

but if 60s are your bottom, don't bother

because we will not get there.

We're probably a 47 grand buyer, maybe 50.

47?

Yeah, 47.50.

Okay.

Thanks.

800-800-7234, Cruz and Kansas City.

You've got a 12 diesel Cummins,

2012 with 83,000 miles.

You want 30.

Had offers for 27,000 previous.

Yeah, I'd call those guys back

and see if they'll give the 27

because MMR on that truck's like low 20s on a 2012.

Okay, I just wanted to see what you guys said.

It was worse.

Yeah, I think it's mid-20s.

It's got decent miles for the year,

but in my world it does not get to 30.

Crab in Southern California, good morning.

What's your message?

Hey, John.

You look good today in orange.

Thank you.

And I wanted to say happy birthday to Pre-K

and happy Thanksgiving.

And are you guys going to do a show next Saturday?

I don't know if it's going to be live or prerecorded.

I haven't made that.

Have we talked about that yet?

No, we haven't actually.

What's going on next Saturday?

Next Saturday is just...

I don't think I can make it.

Really?

Yeah.

Y'all can do it without me.

Oh, is it Thanksgiving weekend next weekend?

What does crab know that we don't know?

It's Thanksgiving weekend.

Well, I wanted to say I'm impressed

with the length of Turley's sports wiener report every week.

It seems to be getting longer.

Good job, Turley.

You got a longer sports nugget.

Why is obsessed with my sports wiener?

But okay.

Thanks, Crab.

Rob and Trinity, I sent this to my guy Hot Rod Kyle.

He'll be contacting you.

I do not know the money on a 53 Ford

hardtop Crescent numbers matching.

I just don't know it.

All right.

Thank you.

800-800-723-4800.

Can we go back to work?

We're supposed to know everything.

Well, I don't know everything.

Why are we not going to be on next Saturday?

Well, it's Thanksgiving weekend.

Okay, and?

And I've got a big thing I got to do Friday night in town

and then another big thing I got to do Saturday night in town.

And I was thinking it might be a good excuse not to do a show.

But this is not official.

What about you guys?

What are your Thanksgiving plans?

Just let us know.

I mean, if you can't make it, we can't.

I mean, why?

Well, hang on.

That's not what you eat.

Stop bleeding and bitching and trying to guilt me.

I asked you a question.

I'm not saying that at all.

What are your Thanksgiving plans was the question.

Oh, family, family, family.

Because that's Thursday, Friday.

So by Saturday, you're ready to go?

Yeah.

Everybody's like, man, we want to get out of the house.

Yes.

If we're doing a show, we're here.

Well, let's plan on it then.

All right.

Here you go.

Yeah, I'll just drive in in the morning

and then I'll have to leave right after.

Okay.

All right.

There's no pressure, man.

Just like, if you got to not make it,

we can we can handle.

I'll be a little.

Well, I mean, you know, yeah.

Well, let's do it.

If everybody wants to get the hell out of the house,

I'm not traveling anywhere.

I've just got this thing I'm going to do with my daughter

next weekend.

They have these parties.

It's complicated.

It's like a white girl's key Sierra thing.

Okay.

I don't know if you guys keep track of this all the time

because, Charlie, you've been doing this more years

than I have from this angle,

but we almost always do a post Thanksgiving show

on that Saturday.

All right.

We don't always get the same level of business that we do.

Right.

Businesses and attendees.

There are a lot of people in cars driving around shopping

and we get a lot of like first time listeners

when we do a live Saturday show

because we're the only live show.

So it's a good time to cum new cumbers.

Yeah.

Okay.

Fair enough.

They'll cum all over us.

I've been doing it 20 years.

God.

I don't know why I should stop now.

Yes, he did that.

I mean, the radio guys are starting to get antsy now

because I said I was going to quit in June.

I know.

They're all getting nervous.

Yeah.

They want me to sign this thing and what are we going to do?

I said let's just keep doing what we're doing right now

and we'll just call it.

Let's let's let's figure it out in April.

They don't like that.

I can't help them.

I can't help.

Like they never find anybody all of a sudden.

Yeah.

But that one station is really upset about me canceling on them.

Are they?

Yeah.

I just got tired of it.

Well, I just got tired of it.

I'm with you on that.

Yeah.

It's Charlie's old employer.

Oh, I'll be careful.

I don't want to step onto me toes.

You dumped it for you or just in case?

No, I was fine there.

But that's fine.

You dumped it.

I'd like to know the story off air.

I'll tell you off air.

It's a dumb story.

But I'm tired of being second.

I'm tired of being stepchilded.

And after a decade, it's just like whatever.

Dude, I don't need y'all.

I just don't need you.

Sorry.

You don't have the power that you did.

And you can take the money elsewhere.

Yeah.

It's just I mean for the advertising.

It was just advertising packages.

Whatever, 800-800-7234-800-800-radio.

By the way, pre-k.

Happy birthday.

What's cracking?

Y'all appreciate it.

How old you be?

Man, I am blessed to turn 35.

35.

Big Tray 5, born Thanksgiving 1990.

So give thanks.

Did you feel Obama's, Michelle Obama's pain

when she was talking about swimming with curly hair?

Uh, you know, the hair can, you know, throw a little bit of a

kink in your plan, especially if you got your hair done.

It's somebody who has their hair done often.

I feel you.

You know, you don't want to mess up the curl.

Can you swim?

Oh, yeah.

I'm a champion swimmer.

Champion swimmer right now.

Where's the pool?

Champion swimmer.

All right.

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Happy birthday to you.

I like them hosts.

I don't love them hosts.

Happy birthday to you.

Ooh, wee baby.

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Morning, everybody.

It's about that time again.

Bob, I'd like to do backtracks, pearl jam right now.

We'll get this knocked out of the way.

Oh, boy.

Since we're playing Grunge, cut one.

Can you, we'll have you sing any better when this is over.

Cut two.

Yeah.

If you want to put on headphones right there, you can hear what's going on.

So what we're doing is we're playing two Mumbly Seattle guys songs named Pearl Jam Backwards.

Come on.

And you can guess the two songs that we're playing backwards.

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And then you'll win.

What will you win, Bob?

We got, you know what?

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Also, Pearl Jam Music from Born Late Records.

It was this day back in 1994, Pearl Jam released their third album.

And kind of my introduction to the group, because I was in country radio

when their first two came out.

So Vytology was the first Pearl Jam album I really listened to a lot over a period of time.

Cut one.

It sounds like I'm singing forward, but it's difficult.

I do not have it.

I mean, I see the answer, but I wouldn't not know it.

Cut two.

These are pretty easy.

Robert in Nashville, Tennessee.

What are your guesses?

Animal and Yellow Lead Better.

Bang!

I guess they were pretty easy.

They were.

Great song.

And then this one.

We have our own Eddie Vedder here.

Could you sing along a little bit, Eddie?

This one is his best song ever.

Yeah, the first singing along, too.

Good morning, Eddie.

You can open for Adam Carolla tonight.

And meetin' where you hoot, hate the clan, hate the clan.

That was a joke.

I'm makin' funnier, makin' funnier, spin on my bullets, spin on my bullets, but I will spin that.

Bullet's good, rather good, but hey, holler's bullets.

Adam Carolla.

Thank you, Eddie Vedder.

Eddie Vedder, Eddie Vedder, Eddie Vedder.

The Gen Zers have no idea.

Why is he this guy mumbling like this?

What happened to him?

Eddie?

He still, he charges a lot for private parties.

I know a rich guy that had him.

How much?

Can you tell us?

I think it was 700?

Boop!

Stop it!

Stop hitting!

I know it was 500.

Holy!

Why not?

You know the guys at Landman are talking about the crazy rich oil?

Yeah.

It was one of those.

Wow.

And he had the chain smokers at night, too.

You'll not remember me talking about this?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it was at the zoo.

Private birthday, 40th birthday party,

he had Eddie Vedder in the chain smokers at his party.

That's some money.

That's when you know you're rich.

Yeah.

I think he's of my time.

I think Eddie Vedder is probably one of the most influential vocalists out there,

just right behind Bono.

Chris Cornell, for sure.

Well, Cornell, certainly.

Certainly, yeah.

But you know, the body of work has got to stand, too,

and you've got to be around long enough to do that.

Right?

Sounds like a shot dog to me.

Well, I mean...

That dog is dying, dying dog.

I'm not aware of any bad era of Eddie Vedder vocals, man.

You just got to put yourself there.

But who am I to criticize?

Oh, wait, no, who are you to criticize?

What's this, can you handle the truth bit?

Oh, we got to do that.

Not here, because it's a lightning round.

Okay.

Maybe at the end of the show, 45 after the end of it.

You remember, you can't handle the truth where they...

Oh, people just call it.

Take a call in.

Oh, yeah, you changed the name of it.

That's right.

So it's screwing me up.

Okay, so we'll do that where everybody calls it.

We'll get you all set up, man.

You can do the setup, because y'all changed the name on me,

so now I'm lost.

I'm not that nimble anymore.

Football picks, we've already done that.

I'm winning huge.

I'm only down 300 for the season.

We got all the drunks.

I'm just looking at the run sheet.

Pennsylvania man accidentally shot his dog cut three.

Well, that's not true, actually.

This is, this did happen in Pennsylvania.

That part, John, you got correct.

53-year-old Pennsylvania man shot in his lower back.

He was cleaning his shotgun, sitting on his bed,

and then the police are investigating.

They're not sure if the perpetrator was actually on two legs

or four legs, kind of a three.

It was not your average shooting call for police Tuesday night.

They say a 53-year-old man in Shillington

was cleaning his gun at the time of the incident,

and had put his gun on the bed,

then sat down on the bed and the dog jumped up.

They say some of the circumstances are still unclear.

It's unsure if the dog's paw may have gotten caught inside the trigger

and the safety was off, or if there was some sort of

manufacturer malfunction that's unknown at this time.

Police say two dogs were in the house at the time the gun went off,

and the victim's son called 911.

It looks like it was an accident,

but again it's still being investigated right now by the officer.

You know what?

We do, in fact.

Yes, we do have a dog.

Oh, y'all stop.

I'm not even...

If you start that dog crap, I'm going to get it.

You brought this up.

We weren't going to do this,

but do we do have the dog in the studio?

Yeah, you can.

There he is.

He kills me.

Hey, buddy.

You know what?

He's a good boy.

Come here.

He's a good boy.

You know, this is really serious.

Is this the dead dog, or is it post-shot?

The dog didn't die.

The dog shot the man.

Oh, I missed all that.

The dog shot.

Yeah, some people pay attention to when we talk.

That's...

Being...

My name is Flip.

Flip.

Hi, Flip.

Yeah.

You're a good boy.

And being my bitch,

Sherry.

Sherry, your bitch.

Live with the man.

The man, yes.

Yes.

His name is...

The man's watching a lot of pornies.

They're cleaning these guns.

And you know, when it's feed time for you...

Yeah, right.

Oh, you just get in the icebox and get you some pudding or whatever you want.

Sure, but for you...

Well, we're sitting here, you know, holding our asses, waiting for something to eat.

He decides to clean his gun.

It's 10 o'clock at night.

So you jumped up.

You all right?

Sniffing or something.

Well, you get hungry pretty quick when it's been, you know, like 17 hours like that.

Tell you what, now I didn't mean to hurt him.

And I sure didn't even want to shoot him.

I thought, you know, he drinks.

He drinks.

Well, he thought he was going to send his gun down for a second and go to sleep.

And I was going to go see if I could pawn it for some money to buy some damn kibbles and bits.

So, you know, anyway, screw him.

Can I stay here?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I could hear of her.

Yeah.

So this guy had it coming.

That's what you're saying.

Okay.

Sherry sounds like she likes it.

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They call this the first edition on the body style.

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Instead of saying it needs a paint job,

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And at 10 grand you eat.

It needs a paint job.

Yeah.

Let's take a look.

Whatever you want to call it.

I hear you.

It's a paint job.

It's, I'll send it to you and let you know

this first time I've listened to you.

So I'm excited about it.

All right.

Go to give me the VIN.com.

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Darrell in Denver has a 79 C10 regular cab.

Wants 28,000 two-tone paint.

What engine is in it?

The 350.

I don't think that truck gets it.

I know it doesn't get to 28,000

unless it's something incredible.

So it's a square body.

It's a two-wheel drive.

I think you're 10,000 off.

And it's in at 10,000 off.

It needs to be really good.

You're wanting C10 money like 67 through 72.

Like I gave 20 grand for a square, an 85 or 83

that was had an LS swapping it.

And the resto was a nine out of 10.

You said, I mean, they spent, I don't know,

40 grand on it, 50 grand on it.

And we sold it for, we advanced to 2,000

off from where we bought it.

I just don't see a 79 square two-wheel drive

doing 28 grand without an L, like a supercharged,

like an LT4, LSA or something in it.

Holds key, Joe.

Thank you.

You're welcome to go to give me the vending

and load it up, but the number's going to be

mid-teens is what I think.

I do not, okay.

17 Explorer package, 22,000 miles.

Mike and Dallas.

So it's a three-quarter ton.

Is it a high-top or low-top conversion van?

Low-top.

Okay. So I bid these like they're suburbans.

That is the secret to bidding conversion vans.

So what's a 17 suburban loaded worth with 22,000 miles?

Do you know?

Because I can't remember either.

But that's the, it's probably 23 grand.

I'm just guessing.

But I think I'm close, mid-20s.

Go to givemethevend.com, load it up, take a look.

I've trained my guys to bid these cars like a suburban,

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And the value of these vans that when they're built right

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My parents were really strict.

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I had that comedic clip put in because her name is Crystal Marie

and that's Adam Corolla's girlfriend and she is a horse.

And I thought she was, she was coming.

But the last minute she didn't.

And I asked what happened.

He said, you know women, they just,

one minute they're in, the next minute they're out.

She did not come.

But anyway, if you get a chance to see her,

I highly suggest.

I think she's the next breakout female comedian start.

No, no BS.

You may be right.

No.

Did you watch a little bit of her?

I watched quite a bit.

She's a funny girl.

Yeah.

She's got that snarky, that snarky.

Dry delivery.

And she's great looking.

And you know, because a lot of those comedians

are not great looking.

That are funny.

Right.

That's a hard combination.

Kathleen Jardigan's hilarious, not good looking.

She does that flirting with your husband thing.

She interacts with the audience pretty well.

That's cool.

And she'll, you know, she'll, she'll flirt with the man in a couple.

Her story about dating cousins and she comes from Iraq.

And, and you know, she didn't have a problem

with marrying cousins because at least,

you know, they come from a good family.

And there's some other punchlines and it's really good.

800-800-7234-800-800 radio at his time for Jeopardy.

Got to get a caller to win your stuff, John.

Charles, do you want to play Jeopardy with us?

Sure.

All right.

Well, hang tight.

Here we go.

You're on.

Oh, that was easy.

Yeah.

Good luck, Charles.

You know, it's time to test

the Intellect and Pop Culture IQ of our own John Clay.

We'll show crew.

Let's take a look at our categories.

Category one is AM Gold.

Premodern Rock and Pop Memories.

And category two, Fists of Fury.

Celebrating our martial arts heroes.

Ready to play Jeopardy?

Yes.

Charles, when it's time for you to answer a question,

if you think you know the answer,

just say ding, ding, ding, and we'll let you in.

Okay?

Question one.

Here we go.

Okay.

Later, a chart-topping country act.

This duo had a huge pop hit with a feel-good tune

called Let Your Love Flow.

Ding, ding, ding.

Who was it?

I got to beat you.

Okay.

I'm not saying you did not know it,

because I know you know it,

but I do think I beat you to the punch.

And that would be, there's a feel-in.

I think I can see in the words.

Yeah, it's Bellamy Brothers.

Who are the Bellamy Brothers?

Whatever.

Speak Jeopardy's to me.

I find it hot.

Question two.

Though this Texas R&B singer-songwriter

began recording in 1960,

he didn't pay dirt until the release

of his Smash 1973 single,

Drift Away.

Making, give me the big boys.

Ding, ding, ding.

John.

Who is Dobie Gray?

That's correct.

Ding, ding, ding.

Look at you.

Rolling right along.

Question three.

This music legend was actually a short-term

member of the Beach Boys

a full decade before he became America's

rhinestone cowboy.

Ding, ding, ding.

Who's Glenn Campbell?

You know, I need to acknowledge you

when you ding, ding,

because I think that was about the same time.

No, he got me.

He got me.

If you ding and just shout out the answer.

I like JD Ryan, so I'm going to put that out.

No, you can have it.

I'm going to be a gentleman.

All right.

Ding, ding, ding.

JD got it.

Who is the rhinestone cowboy,

Glenn Campbell?

That's correct.

That's because when you and you and we

we used to do that sometimes.

Do you know why I did that?

No.

Well, it'd be nice.

As you thought you were,

why were you being nice?

Because I'm on the gas so hard,

I'm going to beat you anyway.

In the category two, we go.

Question one.

Widely considered the most influential

martial artist of all time,

this Cantonese American got his start

playing the sidekick Kato

on the 60s action series,

The Green Hornet.

Ding, ding, ding.

DJ Pre-K.

Who is Bruce Lee?

That's correct.

Wow.

Nice.

Spread it around.

Here we go.

Secondary category.

It's so obvious I didn't take it.

Question two,

America's first full blown martial arts

movie star had his breakthrough

with 1976's Good Guys Wear Black

and went on to do more than

Charles.

Chuck Norris.

Or who is Chuck Norris?

That's correct.

Hey, on the board.

This is all close.

I'm only one ahead.

Get in the middle.

Question three.

I shouldn't have given that one.

Right.

This super tall American martial

artist had the privilege of

co-starring with Bruce Lee and

Chuck Norris and happens to also

have been a six-time NBA most

valuable player.

Ding, ding, ding.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

Oh, man.

Hey, Charles got that.

Hey, Charles was right on the

cusp of that.

Charles?

Who is Kareem Jabbar?

That's correct.

Man, the caller is tied right now, too.

Great Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

No one's ever won your stuff, John.

Ever.

Uh-oh.

Into the bonus rounds we go.

Ready, guys?

Double jeopardy time.

Category one, question one.

This 70s powerhouse

rock act had a wealth of AM gold

hits, including George of the

World.

One is the loneliest number.

Ding, ding, ding.

John?

Who is Three Dog Night?

That is correct.

Uh-oh.

Here we go.

Just like that.

He's up by two.

He's back up.

Into question two.

This top-selling country artist of

the 1980s began as a humble

singer-songwriter in the 70s

with his first hit single

Wildfire.

Ding, ding, ding.

Who's John Michael Montgomery?

That's incorrect.

Oh, ding, ding, ding.

JD Brown.

Who is Michael Montgomery?

I'm, excuse me, Michael God.

Yeah, he screwed me up, man.

Oh, no.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

No, you can't.

Who is Michael Martin Murphy?

You don't get it.

Anybody else?

So close.

Anybody else?

Ding, ding, ding.

He's super.

He's a pre-k.

Who is Michael Martin Murphy?

That's correct.

Hey!

Damn, I just swam and got it last year.

I know, I know him.

He's now down by one.

I was thinking that, but I said it

wrong, too.

You said it wrong.

John Michael Montgomery is so

recent, you know.

Okay, category two.

This Kung Fu master's slapstick

fighting style was phenomenally

successful in his native Hong Kong

before his film Rumble in the Bronx

brought him in.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

DJ Pre-K.

Pre-K guy.

Who is Jackie Chan?

That's correct.

Oh, Pre-K!

I know my Kung Fu.

He's up five to four.

I was gonna say something else.

Last question.

Arguably the most financially

successful and critically acclaimed

martial arts film of all time

ranked in more than 100 million

in U.S. box office receipts

and one multiple Academy Awards.

John.

What is Kill Bill?

Ding, ding, ding.

That is incorrect.

Collar.

Ding, ding, ding.

Charles.

Okay.

What is Enter the Dragon?

That is incorrect.

Also won multiple Academy Awards

in the year 2000

and starred Chao Yun-Fat,

Michelle Yeo, and Zee Zhang.

Ding, ding, ding.

DJ Pre-K.

What is Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon?

That is correct.

Look at Pre-K on his birthday, everybody.

Damn, son.

You know, he went to film school.

That chat GPT is a son of a bitch

when it's being used right in Pre-K.

Good job.

Charles, thank you, sir.

Now you cheated because you won.

Who the hell knows Kung Fu people?

I was gonna do a joke when I said Pa May.

Well, I try to say the hard ones

for Wu-Tang Clan growing up.

That's what I said.

That's right, Wu-Tang.

Wu-Tang Clan.

Save the hard questions for the bones.

Did they do martial arts?

Well, their name is, I mean...

Oh, I understand,

but I didn't know if they actually had some skills.

Well, that's what they got their name from

was, you know, all the Kung Fu films

they used to watch.

Did they sing,

Hey, We Want Some Poon-Tang?

No, you're thinking a two-live crew.

That's right.

That's different.

Very similar.

Every song that Wu-Tang has done,

I cannot play.

Can you even give me a title of any?

Sure, Cream.

That's one.

I don't remember.

Wu-Tang ain't nothing to eff with.

Okay, we'll be back in just a minute.

My name is John Clay Wolf.

This is our little diddy.

We also have a video going up.

We try to do a video every week

on our new YouTube channel.

It's not new, it's two years old.

At noon and Braden did an excellent recap

of last week's show.

And if you couldn't make it,

I suggest you watch it.

I have not seen it yet,

but I love his editing style.

He moves it along really well

and he's been an instrumentation

in the growth of our YouTube channel lately.

Killer.

So, that and then a...

Do you want to load the phones for the truth

coming up?

Yes, you want to explain that?

Sure, Bob.

All you got to do is tell us

what you think is going on.

It's his idea.

Maybe somebody's told you

you can't handle the truth.

Well, you do the truth on this show

where we open up the phone lines wide,

let you call in and tell us

what you think is the truth.

You just say anything you want.

You got a few seconds.

Don't say hello when you call.

Don't say how you're doing.

Right.

Just hello, caller.

The truth is blank.

Do that with us.

Give them an example real quick.

Just so everybody gets it.

So, I understand.

The truth is ducks are untrustworthy.

Okay, there you go.

It's calling right now.

800-800-7234-800-800 radio.

And we will open up

our National Syndication Radio Network

for you to speak your truth.

No, don't say hi.

Don't say love the show.

Don't say John looks stupid today.

Just tell it because we're going to get

as many minutes as we can.

We'll be right back.

And it's showtime.

We're going to do the truth.

We're going to go right now.

800-800-7234-800-800 radio.

If you don't know what that is,

just listen to these guys.

It'll make sense.

When I take you to the air,

please no pleasantries.

No, hey, how are you doing?

Let's just hit it and quit it.

I can't tell you the truth

because I love you too much, stupid.

Now, somebody's not telling the truth here.

Sometimes the truth about how pissed off we are wins.

Put aside your selfish male ego

and tell the truth.

You can't handle the truth.

Joe, Hefner, you're on the air.

I can't tell you the truth because I love you too much, stupid.

I heard Charlie invented the truth.

We'll pack out.

Dennis Dallas.

Dead Coddy.

Des did catch it.

That's a very-

The truth is, you gotta say, the truth is.

Greg, you're up.

Yeah, the truth is, the Dallas Cowboys

are an exceptional football team

and they're going to the Super Bowl.

Oh, my God.

That is not the truth.

That is a lie.

Steve, the president of our fan club

up in Pennsylvania, Rico Suave, what's the truth?

The truth is, I'm your man for the Philly GMTV office.

Okay.

Phillip in Pennsylvania, go.

The truth is, NRT is the house of pain.

Okay.

He's talking about down in Houston.

Queen and Nashville, go.

The truth is, every romantic relationship

that I've had, the guy always cheases the stalkers

and the truth is, you can find me at Queen of the Juicy on X.

Oh, boy.

Thank you, Queen of the Juicy on X.

800-7234-800-800-RADIO.

Scott, Lake Charles, go.

The truth is, the rally was phenomenal.

My gumbo was phenomenal

and Miss Amy needs to be thanked for keeping you in line, dude.

Thank you, Scott.

Okay.

Palm Springs, California, the-

Oh, Pre-K, just put them on hold.

Read in Kansas City, go.

The truth is, UFOs are real.

Heidi and Houston, go.

Hey, thank you for calling out my radio station

only for Father Buzz

and thank you for working your co-host,

Carissa Rockface, is from Houston.

And yes, I opened my first beer at 9 a.m.

Thank you.

You're welcome and bless you.

She's true.

The truth is, you're an alcoholic.

Crane in Huntington Beach, California, go.

Kiss in YouTube, go to Rumble.

John in Kansas City, go.

Truth is, Patrick Mahomes is going to be watching

the Super Bowl from the comfort of his living room.

Ouch, ouch, ouch.

Unfortunately, I think you speak the truth.

Big dog in Austin, Texas, go.

Hey, the truth is, Zoom Aggies are dumbasses

and they're going to get their ass kicked.

Wow.

And the truth is that comment

was pointed to Michael Turley.

Thanks.

Captain Jack, St. Petersburg, go.

I gotta tell you, I love you

and you're the greatest and happy birthday pre-k.

Thank you, Captain Jack.

That's the truth.

Sounds like truth.

Victor Sandoval in Mission Hills, California, go.

We want hoo-ha, hoo-ha, hoo-ha, hoo-ha, hoo-ha,

hoo-ha, hoo-ha, hoo-ha.

I'm confused.

Robert and Garland, go.

Trump wants to be a dictator.

That one was pointed to J.D. Ryan.

Bring it.

30 seconds left.

All right.

On that bit?

Yeah.

Charles, go.

The truth is that guy that just said

the Cowboys were going to the Super Bowl

needs to put down the crack pipe.

Crab in California, go.

The truth is pre-K needs to play the Super Bowl.

Corpus Christi, no name.

Go.

The truth is, heavy metal cycles drink

Irish whiskey at Walnut Spring.

There you go.

All right.

Well, that was an interesting little segment.

Good participation around the country.

That always makes you feel special.

Special, special is what we're going for.

Because you're good enough, you're kind enough,

and gawk on it.

People like it.

People like you.

800-800-723-4800-800 radio.

One more.

Kevin in Pennsylvania, go.

Hey, truth is, you have the best show on radio

and happy birthday pre-K.

Thank you.

Pre-K is getting all the love.

I feel like we have to play one of his songs.

We should.

Yeah, it is pre-K's birthday.

He's 35 and he still lives with his mom

and he's got a broke down car at her house.

Stay with me, man.

Damn.

He bought a hoopty from me about three years ago.

Hey, pre-K.

What up?

As a birthday present,

I'm not going to offer to buy it,

but I would like to let you know that I think

that your Cadillac has risen in value

since it's been on blocks for the past 10 years.

Okay, bet.

Yeah.

It's like a 30,000-mile-two-door Deville, right?

Yes, it's a 1990 L-dog with about 40 on it.

Oh, you put a little click on it.

Okay.

Because it had three on the front of the auto,

and we got it.

Yeah, around there.

I didn't get a lot out of it.

Where is it sitting as we speak?

It's sitting in my driveway.

At your mom's crib?

Yeah.

All right.

Collecting a little bit of dirt,

but it's still beautiful to me.

Well, if I were you,

I would get that thing cleaned up

and we'll sell it at our next classic

in collector sale.

For your birthday,

I'll do that free of charge on the house.

Oh, look at that.

Restore a hoopty.

There you go.

Restore a hoopty.

It's like Pimp My Ride.

Yeah, this could be a new show, actually.

White black version.

Restore a hoopty.

Yeah.

Well, that's not a new show.

That's an old show.

What in Pimp My Ride and Overhaul and all that crap?

Was that hoopties, though?

Sorry, Chip.

Were they hoopties?

You know, we did a deal with a jingle

we made just like the kid's

something commercial,

1-877-Pimp My Ride for Pre-K.

And he did the voiceover for it.

Oh, that's right.

1-877 Pimp My Ride.

P-I-M-P Pimp My Ride.

Send a little money Pre-K's way

and Pimp My Ride today.

When you give money to Pimp DJ Pre-K's ride,

you're doing more than helping restore a vintage hoodmobile.

You're helping a young play-up

make his hip-hop dream a reality.

And we don't really have a toll-free number,

so please don't call.

1-877 Pimp My Ride.

Send a little money Pre-K's way

and Pimp My Ride today.

That's awesome.

Restore a hoopty.

You want... Here's a song.

Is the Saddle Up!

It's going to be on the new album, right Pre-K?

Oh yeah, Electric Blue coming next week.

Oh, look at that.

Next week it's out.

It's a birthday song.

1-877 Pimp My Ride.

That's what I should do to that radio station.

If they want us back,

they got to play us a song.

There you go.

And I'm ready.

All that with that that is a what's that show I am in in decent proposal

That's funny. Hey, who knows they might just dig it. They might just dig it. Where do they find you pre-k? Oh

Man, all you got to do is go to smash squad world

Get it get it go do a split up on the pole

Wait a minute a boat scoop buggy with a little wiggle in it I say hold

Wait an hour shawty is the bomb like a keg of gunpowder

Thank you pre-k on the wall of shame. I think I should have all the Kardashians

They don't have jerseys though. Yeah, they're gonna have jerseys. It's got to be sports

It's just so messed up. You know OJ is Chloe's dad, right? And then homegirl and then they all went black

Everyone of except Courtney

And then the dad turned into a woman. Yeah, I mean this is something else

Oh

Keep it keep it in the athletes though. It's gonna be that you know so much about the Kardashians

How many how many kids do Courtney have oh god really?

Do you know how many kids Courtney have five or four? She's like Octo mom

Three all the same baby daddy. Oh

Are any of them?

Are they all white daddies?

Hey, it's just a question man, I'm not passing judgment on anybody

They're just very I mean they check every box on the affirmative action not anymore. All of them

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