#532 John Clay Wolfe Show 11.29.25

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Bobby Brown on the main stage.

Rock and roll, Petal Stags human weekend, everybody.

Nice to see it's your Uncle Bobbo here in the big chair for hour number two.

Nice to see my friend J.D. Ryan right here on my left.

Kits Picoli, Kits Picoli.

Roman the studio.

He's shutting the blinds.

You can catch it all on JCWShow.com and watch our YouTube stream.

The Colonel, Michael Turley.

Michael Turley.

Giving us all between the lines because,

my God, thank goodness, we need a little sanity.

I don't know about you guys, but I feel like I gained 10 pounds in three days.

Yeah.

Crap.

Speaking of weight, do you see how much weight Jelly Roll has lost?

Yeah.

Dude, like to.

He's taking the shot.

That'll do it.

Is it the shot?

Oh, I'm sure.

Well, he says it's exercising.

Whatever.

He's doing a lot of working out and stuff, but yeah, maybe the shot.

He looks like Dale from King of the Hill.

Yeah, he's going to go homosexual.

He's not going to go homosexual.

Yeah, he certainly looks like a homosexual.

God.

What does a homosexual look like, John?

You would certainly know, John.

Jelly Roll knows he's lost 500 pounds.

Anyway, it's all shaved and everything.

You just hear about his wife.

Maybe going to jail.

No.

Bunny X.

Is it Bunny XO or Bunny XO?

Bunny is Bunny from the Block.

Anyway, announced this week, she may be going to jail.

Here's what she said on her latest dumb blonde podcast.

Cut number four, Michael.

You guys, I'm going to jail.

What happened was I got a ticket in 2020 in Alabama.

I'm driving.

I get pulled over by this officer.

And so he runs my license and he comes back and he goes,

do you know that your license is suspended?

And I was like, what?

It looks like your girl is going to have to go book herself in.

And if I do, you guys have seen all my past mug shots, right?

I'm going in glam, the baby.

And I'm going to vlog it.

There you go.

That would be the worst feeling in the world.

She's so hot.

You have to turn yourself into the cops.

So hot.

Bob, did you ever date a stripper like for real?

Like where you went to the strip club,

you saw her neck and you saw people,

her giving lap dances to people.

And then you went home with her.

Yeah, we ran around a bit.

Yeah.

That's fine.

I'm not judging.

I used to be a very promiscuous person.

I'm just trying to figure out how he could watch her get

log dog on porn films.

And then like, they're like out to eat and some guy walks

and, hey, I really liked that film.

Right.

And Bunny XXO.

I was wondering if you want to make another five grand

tonight, you know, go log dog, me and my old lady.

And Jelly Roll sitting there all fat bastard.

And then she's like, well, I really don't do that.

He said, how about 10?

Well, okay.

Honey, Jelly, Fat Boy.

I'll be back in a bit.

Hey, I don't want to tell you where to put the smart money

right now because my wife's a whore.

You know what I mean?

Yes.

I was singing to you one time.

I was like, I love you XO.

She was with another couple of guys in the next room.

They should have called her XO Blanco from the Bronx.

Not a street walking whore high price escort.

It's the same damn thing.

Here I'm dying of fatness and face tattoos.

And she's getting it on for money.

She quit.

She did quit.

Maybe I just don't understand the lifestyle.

And that's what I was asking you, Bob.

I don't know.

No, don't take you there.

No, I'd be weird.

I'd be weird about it.

Yeah.

But I mean, when you're dating a girl that's a stripper

and you're in there and she's giving lap dances,

you don't, do you like it?

This is where you like, did you get your old mule out

of the barn?

We had a wonderful time.

This is a delicate, this is a delicate dynamic

because you don't literally technically date a stripper.

Nope.

Okay.

They weren't till three o'clock at night.

You know what I mean?

There's a stripper calling him right now.

You're totally, there's Bob's phone.

Is that what that is?

That's what that is.

This is a stripper phone.

I don't have any schedule.

Bobo, why didn't you meet us at Denny's?

We were there from 2.30 to 3.30.

Yeah.

Thank God we found some other suckers to pay for it

since you didn't show up.

A stripper shows up somewhere.

Sure she did.

Yeah.

You don't take her to dinner in a movie.

It's not that level of dating.

You hang around and you work till 2.30.

So, and some of us,

Did you, was one married?

Was it a Oklahoma girl married?

No. I never married a stripper.

She could have been.

She was a lovely thing.

Right.

She, she came up here with me one time.

My first one.

That's right.

Turley, did you ever date a stripper?

No.

I could tell you're not.

You're just like, no.

His wife is listening.

He's like, stop.

Well, he can't cop to it here.

I mean, he can't cop to it here.

No, I, no.

I would never, no, no, no.

I was around it enough to know that there's no way.

In hell, I could have the patience to put up with that crap.

There's just no way.

Carter and I took a couple of strippers home

from New Orleans nights one night.

We did.

And then, how did it, all I know is,

like we got back to the houses in college.

We went by the bar that was closer.

And we got up and did karaoke.

He kind of looked like Eddie Vedder.

And he was singing even flow on the stage.

This is probably four in the morning.

Sounds like a normal thing that would do that.

Two young college men that own their own bar.

Own a bar.

Would take the strippers back to their bar after hours.

And then we went back to his house and they got hungry.

Imagine them being hungry.

And then we're going to go to Waterburger.

They're going to go to Waterburger.

Long story short, some other guy came over and picked them up

and took them somewhere.

And I figured it was you, Charlie.

The pimp.

That's what it was.

Well, I mean, okay.

That's my stripper story.

Somebody better buy me a cheeseburger.

Oh, my God.

My blood sugar's low.

I'm getting a wig.

A wiggy?

I'm getting a wig.

I need a cheeseburger.

Oh, okay.

300.

Hi, boys.

How's your Thanksgiving weekend?

We sure missed you.

I've already grossed $19,000 since Wednesday morning.

Can I work your leg on Thanksgiving holidays?

Just at the club?

Or do you do private engagements?

Or do you family engagements?

How's it work?

It's all kind of.

You know, we have the incels now.

You know how the incels?

These are poor sad guys, usually slightly overweight,

who are big fans of like World of Warcraft.

And we can't get a girlfriend.

And they usually, they usually will get you on a website.

I suggest only fans, since they threw the back page away.

Terrible.

They did.

Got rid of it.

Exotic dancers can pose as escorts

and take them in out for a day and have a wonderful time

and then get busy in the head and have to go home

and still got to take my medication.

$19,000.

Thank you very much.

Good night.

Do you still have a cocaine problem?

No, I know where to get plenty.

Thank you, Hannah.

Good to see you again.

Just let me down $1,000.

Hey, Precake, could you put Andrew on hold?

There you go.

I mean, it's got some roll bar in it.

I've got a soft top and a hard top that comes with it.

Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packing here, Andrew.

Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packing right here.

I've got four 11 posi track out bags,

750 double pumper, Edelbrock intakes,

one over 30, 11 to 1 pop up pistons,

turbocans, some freaking muscle.

Andrew, are you a tweaker?

Don't think I am.

We're just talking a lot.

Oh, that wasn't you.

That was Matthew McConaughey.

I'm just getting going, man.

Nobody's at my house.

I'm chilling at the house.

My dog, the family's out of the house.

I'm excited.

We've got football today.

It is an exciting day.

Merry Christmas.

Happy Thanksgiving.

86 GMC Jimmy, which for you guys, that's a K5 Blazer.

Now, it says you think that the Odo's been rolled over.

You have two other Blazers.

Why would you want to sell this one?

Wait a minute.

You want 40 or 50 grand?

Is that what that says?

Because I found another toy I like.

But why do you think this rig is worth 40 or 50 grand?

You haven't seen it.

Well, tell me.

I mean, without long detail, I can answer this question in one.

I can answer the value problem in one question.

What engine is in it?

Well, it's stock.

It's a 350.

No, it's not worth 40 grand.

Period.

In the story.

So if we're going to go forward and keep moving down to the next room,

we've got to get right on the price.

If you cannot get right on the price,

I cannot contain you on without a credit card.

Before, I didn't want to talk to you without you seeing pictures.

I don't need to see pictures.

They found tracked it.

I just don't need to see pictures.

No, you do.

No, I don't.

You do.

It's got 87,000 miles on it.

You think the Odo's been rolled over since 150.

If it's fully restored and perfect, perfect, perfect, and it's lifted.

And listen, here's what I know.

I've got an LS swap, a nice one outside behind my back that you need to see pictures of.

And it's four inch lift.

It's this that it's really pretty.

And I would sell it for 35 and it's an LS swap.

Yours is stock.

If it had 13,000, if it had 13,000 miles on it stock.

Yeah, we'd be keep, we'd move on to the next room.

But at 40 to 50 grand, we're going to stay right here in the waiting area.

25 grand.

Give me call 800-800-7234-800-800 radio.

Now, what begs, what begs explanation is, and I'm just curious, do you think that's an 86?

Yeah.

I just bought that one out there for 25 grand with the LS swap.

Do you think that man's ever snorted a rail off the dash of that pickup truck?

This morning, it's knowing where he's at.

He's, he's, but he's from North Carolina.

And that is the home of NASCAR.

And they're very exciting people.

They're a very exciting tribe.

Yeah, they are.

I don't think I want to pay that.

Can you impersonate him?

Yeah, you do.

That's right.

That's good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You just had to see the pictures.

He was supposed to talk to me.

He had to, he was supposed to talk to me.

I didn't want to talk to you before that picture.

How is I going to see pictures when we're on the radio?

You need to see pictures right now.

Right now.

You got to see him right now.

I'm bringing him over right now.

Hey, Paul.

Pre-K, hold on.

I'm seeing Monkey Man by the Rolling Stones.

Coming up next is the lightning round where you call in and I bid cars on the radio.

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Where was the shooting on Black Friday?

In California.

San Jose.

Black Friday's back.

Yeah.

All right.

Walker in Round Rock.

He's trying to buy a 0-2 Dodge halftone.

Ask is 11,000.

What do you think it's worth?

Walker, that's not what I do.

I just bid cars to buy them.

But 11,000 for an old Dodge, nothing is too much.

I'd give eight.

Got you.

All right.

Joe in Pittsburgh.

Hey, good morning, everybody.

I just wanted to call and say happy Thanksgiving.

Hope you guys had a good one with your families and everything.

I appreciate, yeah, I'm thankful.

I appreciate you guys opening a show with Elton Drawing.

I really like Elton Drawing.

But you know what they say about it.

You probably heard it a million times.

I heard that he's great on the piano, but he sucks on the organ.

He sucks on the organ.

There you go.

Warner in South Carolina.

74 dots and 280Z.

260Z or 280Z?

260.

Needs air.

Just by the sound of your voice, it sounds like it needs paint, too.

No.

No, it's original owner.

It did do one repaint.

I was wrong.

It's about 40,000 miles on it.

I got it from the original owner.

He had it from the day he bought it from the Dotson dealership.

All right.

What's wrong with it, if anything?

It needs vintage air.

Right.

Or just be a man and drive around with the windows down.

And your shirt open.

I ain't trying to sweat.

Yeah, I'm all right.

I can handle it.

He said I was wearing the shirt.

Let's not get weird.

He's going to fast-forward the line.

That's a holiday weekend.

We don't have to get weird.

Who's got to get weird?

More than you're the one making this weird, not me.

But we went from Elton John sucking on an organ to you.

I like weird is what he says.

How much is this car?

I thought you were making the office.

No, I was.

But then you made it weird.

So I'm going to let you start.

I'm not going to bid against myself.

Well, you're not going to bid against yourself.

So I'll start it.

Does three grand buy it?

Which tarry oil?

The one that's worth $14.

So what buys it?

I don't know.

Okay, so you got up this morning on the radio on Thanksgiving.

You find some goofballs that are actually live and not pre-recorded.

And you just want to stroke me off.

You just want to play.

So when you call, you call about a 74 dots and

that your neighbor had, you've got it.

And you're obviously thinking about selling it.

And you know that I buy them.

So let's do something.

How much is it some bitch?

Some bitch?

35?

35,000.

No, you're higher than that.

Then that dude.

Are you the same dude that called in on the Jimmy minute ago?

Yep.

He is.

All right, Warner.

Have a good man.

Happy turkey day.

A lot of people don't realize.

Go play some Elton John.

Meth is pretty popular.

Turn on some boogie nights.

Work on that curly mullet in the back.

Watch some NASCAR.

We'll be right back.

Yes, we're live.

Mr. President, since you've become president,

you've been seen and photographed on the arms of white women.

Quite frankly, sir, you've been caught in an awful lot of white women.

Will this continue?

As long as I can keep it up.

Hey, the John Clay Wolf Show has what you need.

Yeah, you've heard about the John Clay Wolf Show.

Hit them up 800-800-RADIO and check out the podcast at JCWShow.com.

Now, John Clay Wolf.

Now, Bobo, that, my friend, is funny.

Rock and roll.

That was good.

I like it.

We've got some interesting news this Thanksgiving.

I love these holiday shows when we don't think anybody's listening,

but our diehards are and we can cut up hard,

especially in the first hour before the kids are up,

because you know they're all asleep.

Right.

I called one of my kids this morning.

He didn't answer.

So I called another one that was just not guilty of anything.

Just yell at him and he didn't answer.

Then I called the third one to yell at him,

because I was mad about the other two not answering.

He didn't answer.

None of the kids are up.

Yep.

Yeah.

So we have some breaking news, ladies and gentlemen.

Oh, breaking news.

One of my favorite topics.

What happened?

Deputies in my hometown.

I was born and raised, well, in Fort Worth,

but anyway, Johnson County.

Yeah.

Joko.

Deputy, this is from my heart.

This is why I love the country.

This story here.

This is why I'm out here.

This is why we're all out here in the middle of nowhere

in the country to be with these people.

Deputies rescue not one, not two, but 74 roosters.

Arrest 25 suspects after uncovering not a small,

but a large alleged cock fighting operation in North Texas.

Now, the good news is, is that they saved Clark Norris.

Oh, yes.

Oh, great.

He knew he was a part of it.

Sure.

Jaime is here.

Clark is here.

We're going to have a first hand account of what happened.

Clark Norris, good morning.

How are you, sir?

There he is.

Hey, buddy.

You know, John, I'm just happy to see y'all again.

I don't know how I'm feeling in the kind of company

that a rooster could fall into of here in Johnson County.

I don't even understand.

We've been, there've been seven, eight of us escape every day.

Been looking around.

We've been eating squirrels.

We've been eating dogs.

We've been eating cars.

If we can get enough fend off just to make a man feel better.

That sounds like a line out of a Blondie song.

Let me tell you one thing.

A man from a cock gets hungry.

And if I see all these people passing by and pretending not to see us

eating a dog in the yard, how ashamed do you think we are?

And they've taken the opportunity to resist cooperation.

All you got to do is call the animal control and say,

we got cock fighting in Johnson County.

There's nothing better than a cock fight on a holiday weekend.

I mean, that's what Thanksgiving's all about.

Put the turkeys on the plate, put the cocks in the barn.

There's sanctioned cock fighting.

And then you got these other deals going on with old,

what do you say, little bitty, pretty boy, Jaime, Danny.

And he's a different kind of manager than Roy was.

Hello, hello.

Glock Norris is my cock.

He's not the cop's cock.

He's my cock.

He's been my cock.

He's a beautiful black cock.

And I've had him for years.

And I do not appreciate the fact that I had to pay

my hard-earned 7,000 pesos to get my black cock,

Clark Norris out of the Johnson County jail.

On Thanksgiving.

May I retort?

Thanksgiving is, I am a Mexican-American.

I'm not a Mexican anymore.

I'm a Mexican-American.

I'm celebrating Thanksgiving.

I celebrate the pilgrims in the turkey.

Well, you celebrate your Americanness all you want.

Take it up with a big black cock someday.

I'll tell you all about it.

He rattles off 7,000 pesos like that.

You know what that is?

That's four dollars, American.

Four dollars.

What's a rooster going to do with four dollars?

Let me think.

Coin or pretty little hens?

Well, pretty little hens is $39 now.

You might as well buy the coin and hope for something better.

That's why we escape every day, Amy.

Deputies arrested over two dozen people,

rescued 74 roosters after breaking up

an alleged cockfighting operation on Thanksgiving Day

in Alvarado, Texas, says the Johnson County Sheriff's Office.

Authorities said deputies responded at 11 a.m.,

so they weren't going to celebrate Thanksgiving Day.

Thursday to report possible animal cruelty

and illegal cockfighting in Debra Drive

when deputies arrived, a large group of Mexicans

scattered and tried to, no,

a large group of people scattered and tried to flee.

The sheriff's office said approximately 25 individuals

were detained.

None of them had papers and three juveniles found

at the scene were riding bicycles that were lowered.

What?

I'm just reading the news.

Okay.

So anyway, there's your cockfighting Thanksgiving story.

It's a beautiful one.

This is the Texoma cockfighting corridor we're in.

I don't know if you know that.

It starts up there in Oklahoma and works its way down.

If you've never been to a cockfight,

I suggest you do it next holiday season

and take some good Hispanic friends.

I'll show you the ropes.

It's illegal.

Don't go.

It's illegal.

Oh, yeah.

What do they do with the cocks when they're done?

I mean, they got 74 cocks locked up.

What do they do with them?

I can think of some bad jokes that might get me in trouble.

Yeah.

Let's don't do that.

I'm going to leave it alone.

I'm going to let your punchline hang.

Right there.

Just hang and fly away.

Can cocks fly?

It's a shame in the modern day.

Oh, it's Paul Harvey.

Bind yourself, ladies.

Your own cockfight will now cost you double

because brothers are doing it for themselves.

What about?

Paul Harvey.

I don't know how long he's going to finish.

Wait.

Good day.

As long as we're on this topic,

I'd like to hear from Rush Limbaugh.

Oh, does he have something on this?

In heaven.

Good morning, Rush.

I can't believe I'm waking home.

Ah, John.

Uh-oh.

Let's hurry being quiet.

Let's not bring cock fighting to the attention of the authorities up here.

In heaven?

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

Is that a side piece you'll have going?

It's an old-fashioned thing.

I picked it up a bit.

You don't have to be a degenerate gambler.

Didn't you enjoy a couple of cocks going at it?

Right.

I got with a friend, a legendary pilot.

You probably heard of old Charlie Lindberg.

Sure.

I'm kidding.

Sure.

Charlie Lindberg taught me all about cock fighting.

Definitely.

We're making a lot of money.

There's a lot of money in the cocks.

Even in heaven.

It's hard to say.

Oh, we got to keep it on the lowdown.

Listen, that's St. Peter.

Yeah.

He's a bit of a tight ass about it.

I'll tell you that.

Who the hell is the book, though?

I mean, somebody gets the bookie cut, the skim.

Oh, we got a lot of friends.

You know, G-Gordon Liddy.

No, he was.

I know he was a Wandergate plumber.

As a Republican, I forgive him.

Okay.

And he's also a hell of an accountant

and a real authority on opera.

Opera?

Which is a bitch.

We allow it.

Great.

Great attorney.

Great attorney and an accountant.

And there's a lot of money.

There's a lot of old money here.

In heaven.

I don't know if you thought about it.

Well, it makes some sense.

Well, all the best people.

Right.

So, yeah, that's what's X-Nay on the Occ Fight Game.

JD, real quick.

JD Ryan, thank you, Rushland.

But are we having any other quick news stories?

We have one here speaking of animals.

How about a goat that got away in a Detroit neighborhood?

And that's really not the funny part.

The funny part is the way this guy reacted to it.

Danielle Scott was so terrifying.

He jumped on the roof of a car

and screamed like a little girl cut number two.

He scared the female out of me.

You know what I'm saying?

I mean, look at him.

Ah, ah, ah.

Smoky here is a neighborhood favorite.

And my mom running outside with a knife.

She's so scared of animals.

Goat trying to hump us.

Goat, goat, goat.

The goat, the goat trying to hump them.

It's an old neighborhood goat.

This, man, that's a Detroit story.

That is Detroit.

The old goat is probably, you know, 19 years old.

He's a big son of a guy.

He's been around for a long.

Big black's got his horns in the back.

His name is Smoke.

Smoke.

And Smoke don't like to stay inside the gate.

Of course not.

So, and I looked up this whole story especially.

So the owner leaves it open just a little bit

to let Smoke know he doesn't have to break it down

because he can break it down.

If you just nudge the door, you can walk for a while.

Watch out. Walk out free.

That man was not expecting Smoke to approach him

in the street in Detroit.

That's the best man scream I've heard.

I mean, that sounds better than a real goat.

That's a good one.

I'm a little confused.

Why?

Was that just all a bit or was there a goat involved?

That was the police audio from the guy screaming at the goat

or screaming from the goat.

Here it is.

He scared the female out of me.

You know what I'm saying?

I mean, look at him.

Smokey here is a neighborhood favorite.

And my mom running outside with a knife

but she's so scared of animals.

Goat trying to hump us.

Goat, goat, goat!

Did he say the goat is trying to hump us?

Yes.

Have you ever been humped by a goat?

I haven't.

I have.

I didn't know they did that until.

They do do that.

They absolutely do that.

They butt you first.

They'll butt you first and knock you over and then hump you.

Yep.

Sure.

Wow.

That's how you do it though, right?

Isn't it?

You butt them first and you go all over.

I mean, it's a little primitive method.

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You know, I'm looking at the YouTube chat.

We only have 535 people on there right now.

Okay.

They're talking and meeting.

You got to understand,

these guys have moved on past us.

They're a cult of their own, the wolf packers.

Yeah.

But guys, if you will take the link of this

and post it on your social media,

and say get off your assets Thanksgiving Saturday

and watch this show,

let's grow the show a little bit.

Let's see if we can get it up,

get it up BBC style this morning.

Get the number up.

I've noticed the numbers growing afterwards.

They're getting to 10,000 views per show.

Oh, good.

Which is good.

That's really good.

The last week's video we put up is like at 350,000 views.

That's huge.

And then that one that I put up about the Ferrari is almost at a million.

And then Rawlins put his version of the Ferrari story up last week,

and it's already almost to a million.

Now we're tagged on, so it's a he, but anyway,

that Ferrari story is working like I hope it would.

Now we need to see the finished product.

Oh, I hear you.

But he's put all the pressure on himself, which is great.

Thank goodness.

They're collating well, though,

having the two videos up at the same time, I think.

Yeah.

That's how I experienced it.

It got it re-going.

It got the other one re-going.

Anyway, yeah, that's working well.

Now I ordered some Tannerite because we're at 93,000 subscribers on YouTube.

And when we get to 100, we're going to get this thing from YouTube

that's a silver play button.

Yeah.

See, you get this plaque from YouTube that says congratulations on 100,000 subs.

Our company Christmas party is this Friday.

And I have a feeling with the video that's going up today,

we might get to it by then.

Oh, you're going to blow it up in the party?

I'm going to blow up the Tannerite plaque.

I'm going to blow up the YouTube plaque.

It works so hard to get the plaque.

Why are you blowing it up?

Because I'm a prick.

OK, that works.

That works.

So that will be fun.

We have that to look forward to.

We got that going for us.

So like and do the subscribe thing on YouTube

to make sure we get to 100,000.

We can blow it up next week.

Have you ever done Tannerite before?

I did it last week in my nephew's gender reveal.

How'd that work?

Don't do it with a 30, 30 from 100 yards.

Because that's not enough horsepower to get the good boom.

We did the pink one.

It was a pink one.

He was the only one that knew they said two.

Gender reveal, it was a girl.

Yeah.

So after we had to reload the gun three times,

my brother was taking shots at it.

Bradley, the father was taking shots at it.

He was hitting it, but it wasn't going off.

It wasn't going off.

And so it finally went off as kind of a puff.

And then they went over to the blue and close

and shot it with some velocity.

And it went off like a boom.

It was good.

Did they fall back from the aftershock on it?

It wasn't that good, but it was really good.

How much Tannerite is this?

Like the size of a brick?

Probably the size of a baseball.

Baseball.

Yeah.

But I ordered a two pound version to blow up the YouTube 100,000 subscriber

plaque.

Wow.

You know there's a point where Tannerite is dangerous.

But not from 100 yards.

Okay.

There's a video online of a guy who blew up Tannerite

in a refrigerator and the door comes right at the camera.

That's old video.

That's great.

It's great.

But that was like a feed sack, like a 50 pound bag or

something, wasn't it?

Yeah, I don't know how much it was.

But I don't know why.

Well, you could do the shooting.

I could do the shooting.

Marksman from way back.

You don't want to kill me?

Yeah, let JD do it.

He can handle it.

It's actually 110 yards.

You know, my dad is buried down there.

Did not know that.

Oh, yeah.

And we don't have a tombstone for him.

So we got one this week.

Oh, yeah.

That's great.

And I asked my brother to put it together.

And he, you know, writes like an obituary.

I'm like, well, I mean, I said I was going to pay for it.

But I didn't plan on spending $10,000.

Right.

Every letter costs money.

Right.

Every letter.

Can we trim this down a little bit?

Right.

My brother just kept wanting to talk about how he loved

the women and how the women would keep him down.

As I said, I just don't want to put that on the tombstone.

On the tombstone?

Why would you put that there?

And he wasn't like writing out stories in women's names,

but he kept getting the plug in there on every redo.

I'm like, let's just get rid of that.

That didn't belong to him.

Leave it to T.G. Shepard to sing about that.

Thank you very much.

All the women I've loved.

No, it's big, little or short at all.

Guess what?

I left them.

Oh, you're right.

Was that T.G. Shepard?

I loved him every one.

For his hail on the home front.

800-807-234-800-800 radio.

Kansas City.

You don't want to hear what I got to say about that game

yesterday.

There were a lot of KC fans out there.

My wife was a cross-dresser.

Well, wait, did you go to the game?

Yes.

Oh.

Mannheim got me some tickets.

Nice.

Yeah.

Your kids were in the Kansas City jerseys as well.

You saw it?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right?

How do you allow that?

My wife was a, she was a cross-dresser.

She had on a Cowboys hat, a KC letter jacket,

and a Cowboys boots.

The boots is fine.

That's nothing.

But you can't be rooting for both.

Come on.

I hear you.

She just, she loves them both.

I mean, she's like, she's like my dad.

She loves them all.

Does she love Kansas City because of Taylor Swift?

Does she love Kansas City before Taylor Swift?

She loves Kansas City because Nolan,

our little quarterback.

Yep.

Where am I hearing that?

I'm hearing Antonio, Tony Romo's dad.

My little quarterback, my little quarterback.

Yeah.

So he had, he was a Patrick Mahomes freak.

Still is down to eight for sure.

And he, we'd have Patrick Mahomes birthday parties.

And Patrick Mahomes, all the,

Patrick Mahomes is a big part of childhood for this kid.

Yeah, that makes sense.

And she got into him because he was into him

and then she hooked on really liked it

and like Kelsey liked the loop.

And then when Taylor came on it, just, oh my God.

It's over the top.

Oh, over the top.

Buckle down.

Oh yeah, it's like when Joe Wallace joined the Eagles,

you're like, oh my God, it's a perfect world, right?

Just like when Joe Wallace joined the Eagles.

It's identical.

And it was, but she's a,

she was rooting for the Cowboys,

but she's a Kansas city fan.

And she was hoping that Taylor would be there.

It's a little disappointing.

Now, Post Malone was there and he's taken it too far.

He just, he looks too rough for my taste.

In what way?

The teeth.

You know, the face tattoos were good enough,

but then, then he lost.

I hate to pick on a guy because who am I to pick on somebody?

But he's got that messy thing going.

He looks a little messy, messy.

And he's not.

I'm not saying he is.

No.

But it's like, who are you going to be for Halloween?

I'm going to be a meth head or post Malone.

What's the difference?

What's the saying?

And he's singing country.

You want to talk about cross-dressing?

That's a mess.

He's crossing the line.

He may be, he may be that thing.

You never know.

I mean, that's, that's across all genre.

JD, did you ever meet Gary Stewart?

Yes. Speaking of booze.

Yeah, of course.

Post Malone's performance is really quick.

I love the way they step that stage up

in like 90 seconds.

Isn't that crazy?

Yeah, it's crazy.

I thought it was going to drove in on the truck.

I need to go to a Post Malone concert

because I've heard it's wonderful

and I need to get embraced in his music

because all I know is Better Now,

the first song, the first hit he had.

I don't know any of his music,

but people say it's so great.

I need to, I need to soak that up

because he's local.

He's cool guy.

He's dressing like a meth cowboy.

That's his business.

I hope he can remove the tinfoil off of his teeth

sooner than later.

His, uh, his, uh, F1 Trillion country album.

It's actually really good.

It is. Yeah.

I mean, it's, it doesn't sound

forced and we have.

Yeah.

We got a boogie.

Okay.

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And live from Dallas, Texas.

It's Saturday morning.

It's the John Clay Wolf Show, starring John Clay Wolf with JD Ryan, Michael Turley,

and Bobby Brown, and featuring DJ Pre-K, Rush Limbo, Keith Richards,

Randy the Chipmunk, and Satan, The Prince of Darkness.

And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

Thanks for giving me a coffee, JD.

You're welcome.

It's awfully white of you.

Nice and hot too.

Hey, have y'all seen where people are doing coffee enemas?

Oh, sure.

That's very old.

I heard that some time ago.

I saw there was something in the news and Turley said,

do we want to use it?

And I said, yes.

Can you play it for me a little reminding?

Yeah, this is the describing these two couples that they're just

or a couple that's really into it.

My name is Trina and I live in St. Petersburg, Florida.

That's perfect.

And I'm addicted to coffee enemas.

I love the way coffee enemas make me feel.

I feel like a sense of euphoria.

I absolutely would fall apart without them.

My initial reaction was, my God, that's disgusting.

But I tried it and now I'm addicted to coffee enemas.

From the first day I did, I've pretty much been like,

whatever's going on, I'm doing at least two of these a day.

I don't care.

Four times a day, Mike and Trina fill a bucket with coffee.

A hose attached to the bottom delivers the liquid to the lower intestine.

Once it's all prepped into the right temperature,

put the nozzle into your rectum, pull it up in the air.

As they raise the bucket, 32 ounces of coffee fills their colon.

Just start to feel pressure growing in your lower intestine.

And that's the freaky part.

And just lay there and try to relax.

I will listen to music, catch up on TV shows, read, check my email.

I'll tweet.

I even play Sudoku.

When the timer goes off, yeah, you want to make just a quick transition

from floor to toilet seat as quickly as possible.

It's going to come flying out of there like a, like a torrent.

Nothing like a grande colon cleanse.

The only Starbucks where they don't ask your name and ask your temperature.

Does this mean Folgers?

Hey, Satan, does this mean Folgers has to change the slogan?

The best part of waking up is coffee in your butt.

That's a great story, John.

You know, back, back around 1914, Columbia was in real trouble.

All the coffees coming from Brazil.

And I like the Brazilians.

Sure.

You get a, you get a great grooming from the Brazilians.

Okay.

But the Colombian coffee.

Nice, they said there.

See, senior.

Yes.

But they're having trouble because Brazil's got the market cornered.

So I said, hey, Columbia, his name was Enrico.

By the way, I couldn't pronounce his last name.

Sorry.

Said, you know, you want to sell coffee.

You need to market this in a, in a spa environment.

Because it's not just for drinking.

He says, oh, no, see, I said, no, you can do other stuff with it.

And I took him, I've got once in a while, I can do this maybe like 17 times in a century.

I could travel through time.

It was a long winter today, Satan.

So I took Enrico.

No, I took Enrico, not even that far.

Are you sitting on a coffee enemy and you're trying to buy some time?

1975.

I've got one going right now.

I can tell.

1975.

And I showed him the kind of money they were making on coffee enemas back there.

Sure.

It's been that long.

And there's nothing compared to these days.

So what does it do?

What is it?

Do you know, Jen?

Yeah, sure.

It's the same thing as a wine enema because that part of your body, we'll leave it at that.

Soaks it up quick.

Absorbs everything, whatever you put in there quickly.

So it gives you the wine enema we did live on the radio.

Who's we?

I did that.

You and Russ Martin?

Yes, Russ Martin show.

Did you get drunk on it quickly?

Yes, it does.

It gives you, but it's a different buzz.

It's a real warm, gentle buzz.

It doesn't give you this, I can't, I can't explain it, but it's a warmer.

Please tell us more about when Russ Martin is putting a hose in your penis.

He didn't actually do it.

I did it myself, but it was, it was not what you just said.

It was some of the other part.

Anyway, so, and the coffee does the same thing.

It just gives you absorption.

What other part?

You said, you said the P.

Anus.

Yeah.

Oh, so you said P.

No, I'm not an idiot.

I'm a moron.

But you didn't say Russ Martin and normally you say the other way, right?

Immediately afterwards.

So anyway, yes, but it was fun.

I mean, it's just relaxing.

Did you do a coffee also?

We did not do the coffee.

Have you ever done a coffee in private?

Yes.

Coffee is the one.

What did it do?

It just gives you a warm, gentle feeling and it gives you all the buzz.

Why?

All the buzz without the bite.

Why?

Just to see what happens.

It's like, why do we do it on the radio?

Just to see what it does.

Should we do one now?

Do it, I think you should.

Without the bite.

I've got this hot coffee you just made.

Bend over.

No, you don't want.

I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna.

Do not want hot coffee.

But it takes about 10, you hold it about 10, 15 minutes.

10 minutes.

If you're, if you're starting out five minutes.

It's nasty, y'all are nasty, y'all are nasty people.

Have you ever done an animal at all?

No.

Never?

For anything?

No.

So you've never done a colonoscopy then?

Stop.

Why am I stopped?

My daughter and my wife are on my case about it.

Yes, it's very important for you especially at your age.

It's time.

The guy, he just, he just, no, it's not matter of age.

After 50, which you are, you're supposed to have a, have a colonoscopy.

Do you want to do it real quick?

I don't need to.

I'm not done with it.

Oh, let's just get this over with.

Let's get it over with right now.

That colon cancer will make you want to, want to end them up.

Sure, man.

You ought to have that checked out, dude.

You really should do it.

It's very simple.

Very easy.

You just go to sleep and wake up.

That's it.

They put you all the way out?

Yes.

What are they sticking there?

They drive a K5 Blazer up your butt or something?

You know, you're a little gassy because they put blow-up air.

Oh no.

No, no, no.

Next subject.

There's no telling what they do, John.

Mark in Southern Maryland.

Good morning.

You're on the air.

Hey, what's going on, man?

Just switching gears.

You guys were talking about blowing.

You were talking about blowing up your YouTube thing.

Oh yeah, the plaque, yes.

With Tanner, right?

Yes.

How much do I need?

We blew up.

We, well, we blew up a jet ski and it took eight pounds.

That's a lot.

It was quite spectacular.

Where do you get eight pounds?

Did you just like have four or two pound deals?

Right, right.

Okay, because I ordered five two pound buckets.

So I just put them all together?

Well, well, that would be a very spectacular bang.

Almost as good as a coffee enema after math?

Probably.

No, but there's kind of a learning curve to Tanner, right?

The trick is, is once you mix it,

you pack it back in the container as tight as you can get it.

Okay.

And then yeah, you got to shoot it with a high velocity or something.

The 30-30 delivered yards was not doing the trick.

No, we were probably 75 yards with the jet ski,

but we were in the woods, so we were kind of shielded.

There's a bear crap in the woods.

When you were out there, did you figure it out?

Well, did you know how much foam is in a jet ski?

Holy Jesus.

That's true.

It keeps it floating.

That stuff went everywhere.

We ought to blow a car up with the YouTube plaque on top of it.

It's getting better all of a sudden.

That is getting better.

That's what I'm starting to get.

So if I have eight pounds, I have eight pounds of Tannerite.

So I could, like when one blows up,

will the next one next to it blow up too?

Oh, you mix it all together.

And put it in what?

In one container.

Okay.

All right.

Now we're talking, now we're talking, now we're talking.

What kind of car should we blow up?

Right.

Oh, I don't know.

We could blow up Pre-K's Hooptube.

Yeah.

Mobile.

God knows he's not going to do anything with it.

I would find a Mustang or something.

Why don't we do like Whistlin' Diesel and blow up a BMW

or something nice or like Hoovey.

They do good ones.

And hope that the YouTube money pays enough

to cover the cost of the car.

I don't know.

I don't think you can stomach it.

No, I can't see you doing that.

I'm a little tight for that.

A little tight.

I make my living off of cars

and just blowing one up is not.

We should probably donate that to someone in need

instead of blowing it up.

You know, there's a little dirt track racer

you got out back.

Screw you, dude.

I love that dirt track racer.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, don't be doing that.

We could blow up the General E and go woke.

You ax anyway.

Thank you, Mark.

800-800-72, that's a big 100 Washington, D.C. listener.

Eight pounds.

Like, how much would a coffee...

Eh, why don't you say how many pounds

would a coffee in him away?

Because the liquid's heavy.

Yeah.

Hey, it didn't need to be brought up.

Ten ounces.

Ten liquid ounces, yeah.

Load the carcalls.

Oh, it's that time again.

It's that time.

The bidding starts in a moment

after this song.

So call in now 800-800-72-34.

800-800-radio.

Can you just get a pre-roll at me

saying that so I don't have to say it?

I've been saying it for 20 years.

Did you know that we only have eight more months of this?

I've heard it.

Is that the countdown?

Yeah, it won't count down.

Eight more months of the show

and then I won't have to say 800-800-72-34.

800-800-radio.

Call in for the lightning round coming up.

It'll be 20 years in eight months.

I need to figure out the exact date.

Sure.

I think it's mid-June is when we started...

I started this show solo.

Oh, it's Scottie Preston speaking of meth in cancer.

800-800-72-34.

800-800-radio.

He got over the meth and then he caught cancer.

That was a small town DJ in Wichita Falls, Texas

that did the first top-year radio show with me 20 years ago this year.

And I named it top-year

because I was in Europe visiting my wife to be

and I saw top-year on the BBC over there

and it was not in America.

So I was like, why don't I just name the radio show top-year.

Perfect.

And then it came to the States

and they sent me a letter and I had to change it.

Yeah, I was like, how long did that take?

But you're done.

It took about two years.

In June.

Maybe I'm going to have it 4th of July

when we blow something up the show.

That's actually the worst idea I've ever heard.

Yeah.

Blow the show up.

Blow something up and that's it.

Blow me up, Tom.

That's our last goodbye.

You remember Tom Likeis?

Oh, God, yeah.

What a fat slob he was.

He really was nasty, dude.

I got some bad Tom Tom stories.

I bet he did coffee in him.

We'll be right back.

I'm calling now 800-800-72-34.

800-800-radio.

Blow me up, Tom.

We'll be right back.

Well, you're drowning in it too.

Every day is something it's made.

Now, back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

Present it by GiveMeTheVin.com.

GiveMeTheVin.com.

Hit them up right now.

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Brian in Oklahoma.

No way.

85 Nissan, something.

I'm going to guess it's a pickup because it says four-wheel drive, five-speed.

Wants 1,500.

Is it rougher than a night in jail?

No, no, no.

Really, I mean, it's pretty straight.

I mean, it's got like, but I ain't going to say it's just a 10.

It ain't no damn 10.

Does it look like a cow's ass sewn up with a grapevine?

No.

Have you ever seen a cow's ass sewn up with a grapevine?

Well, yeah.

That's fine.

I'll give 1,500.

We'll try anything once for an Oklahoma.

Go, go Sooners.

Boomer and Thunder.

I like the Thunder.

Go to GiveMeTheVin.com, load it up.

I like the Sooners.

All right.

Thanks.

Jeff Kanz is 10 Camaro SSRS 99,000 miles built top in 12 Camaro L...

What?

Oh, you've got two cars.

Okay.

So the 10 Camaro's worth 10 grand and a 35,000 mile six cylinder Camaro's

worth, what year is it?

A 12 is probably worth 15 grand.

So we're at 25 grand and you want 37 for the pair.

Swing and a mess dog.

Jeff, you there?

Yeah, I'm here.

Yeah.

I mean, 100,000 mile SS Camaro is maybe 12 grand.

But in a 2012, 35,000 mile V6 Camaro's worth 15,17 tops.

So you're too, you need retail.

You need to go put a for sale sign on them,

bitches, offer financing, take trade-in, sell warranties,

do the whole thing and you might get what you need.

But I can't get there.

I appreciate you.

Thank you.

John and Baton Rouge, 23 Armada Platinum, 29,000 miles, $44,000 had offers over 40,000 from

Cargoovers.

Why did you not take offers over $40,000 from Cargoovers?

Why didn't you say yes?

Jase, say good morning.

Hey.

I'm glad you got all them sleds out of the way before you got the cream puff.

I got a CEO that I live with and cheese one got hooked in this thing.

Not me.

I call it a cheese wagon, but I don't know why I didn't take it.

Was that a good offer?

I mean, I don't know.

I think how long ago was it?

Like three years?

No, dude.

Come on now.

What time zone have you been in, bro?

It's morning here.

No, about a week ago.

All right.

So it's a 2023 Platinum Armada.

And it's got how many miles?

Yes, sir.

29,000 miles.

It's got 29,000 or something.

They said don't cuss, but look, I ain't queried for this thing.

She had a Armada.

I don't think clear is cussing.

I think clear is a strike.

It is not a foul.

That's good.

Okay.

She wanted to get all changed in one of these 2007 things,

just like this thing.

I didn't like it when we bought it.

And she come out, she met a salesman a lot and she come on with this

and they put it to her pretty good.

That's why I'm trying to get a little help.

Everybody needs a little help.

You know what I'm saying?

I do know what you're saying.

I think 40 grand is plenty and I'd give 40 grand,

but I wouldn't give 41.

You wouldn't go 41.

I wouldn't go 41.

So I knew that's where you were going with it.

That's why I stopped before we even asked for it.

I'll go 40, but I will not go 41.

Now your old lady looks pretty shiny.

If she'll go on a date with Bobbo,

because you sound like you might enjoy all that watching.

So...

Dude, let me tell you something.

I'm in a tow row.

I'm downtown at the airport.

I ain't talking about no lawn mower.

I ain't talking about lawn mower.

I'm talking about tow row where they rent these cars.

And I'm not up to written...

I don't know about Bobbo who we talking about,

but I let her go out on a date with you, Jason.

Well, then we might do 41.

Send pictures of the gal and send pictures of the car.

Go to GiveMeTheVin.com.

Take some pictures of that ugly bitch and send them to me.

That was not me.

That was early.

He threw a drop on me.

We will be real quick.

Kim in Pennsylvania, Tannerite.

You're on the air, Kim.

Hey, good morning.

Hey.

Yes, you're talking about blown stuff up with Tannerite.

Yes.

So my daughter, her first car at 16, she's now 32, I think.

Anyway, it was a Cavalier.

She hated it.

So once she got a new car,

I lived in the country.

So my sons and a couple friends took it up into the bed

and blew it up for about eight hours with Tannerite.

Then my son proceeds to put the car on his trailer the next morning,

which was a Sunday, to take it.

Our friends that were going to scrap it,

full of bullet holes.

Awesome.

Full of bullet holes.

Love it.

He's stopping at red lights and people were just...

Moths fell open

because of the condition of this car.

There was red on it from paint, I guess.

I don't know.

It just looked like blood full of bullet holes.

Well, Kim, you sound like a red...

You've raised a bunch of rednecks in PAC,

so you don't live in Philly.

You live outside of Philly.

No, really, they're very highly educated.

They're very...

No, I'm on the other side of Philly.

Let's not say that rednecks are dumb.

They're just different.

No, no.

I mean, I'm educated.

Well, it might be a little rednecky then.

Thank you, ma'am.

800-800-7234, my name's John Clay Wolfe.

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How many are on there now?

I think it was about 700 the last time I looked.

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Hey, I met a girl.

She's a cashier.

No way, that's awesome.

Hey, you know what's her name?

White trash name, yes.

Mandy.

No?

Marilyn.

Brittany.

No.

Tiffany.

No.

Candice.

All right, speed run.

I'm going to rattle off some names when I hit it.

Buzz it, okay?

I will tell you.

You got me?

Yeah.

All right, Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna,

Amber, Sabrina, Melody, Dakota, Sierra,

Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Becky.

No.

Was it any one of those names that the Lynn after it?

Yes.

I got you.

Okay.

Brandy Lynn.

Heather Lynn.

Tammy Lynn.

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Give me the fit.

Last week was fun, too.

We had the car show thing two weeks ago.

Had a lot of Wolfpackers down here.

These events where these guys are coming together here

in Walnut Springs is exciting.

We're working on the motorcycle rally for the spring.

I think it's going to be big.

I bought a generator.

I did a burn find where we go into a warehouse

and buy a bunch of stuff.

And this guy had a military generator.

Big ones.

Yep.

And I bought that because I think we can use it

for the campground.

Absolutely.

I think we need to make a campground

just for the Wolfpack clan.

Separate.

Yep.

Yeah, it's a good idea.

Have their own campground.

And I've got some land right outside of town to do it.

Perfect.

Kyle, are you going to throw that up there?

800-800-7234-800-800-RADIO is the call-in number.

So Corolla was last weekend.

And look at him doing his podcast.

Isn't that nice?

Yeah.

Oh, he's wearing your hat.

He's wearing my hat.

Very nice.

I was flattered.

He was obviously at a great time.

We had a good time.

Driving cars, you did the dirt bike.

Oh, I forgot to put the dirt bike.

I forgot to send the dirt bike, Rick.

Yeah.

Adam and I were...

That's so funny.

We were...

Well, like show the video of us running the cars and stuff.

You can see it at the YouTube stream.

But we took the Newman Ferrari.

Look, there we are racing at the Texum Motor Show.

The one in the front, the red one, is the Newman Ferrari.

Right.

And the one in the back is a twin turbo Lamborghini Evo Huracan.

Who's in what?

At that point, actually, that was me and the Ferrari and Mike Richter,

the new guy out here that's a race car driver behind me.

Because Adam was so sore from the motorcycle wreck,

he'd had the day before he didn't want to do another lap.

We did about a 30 or 45-minute session, the first, like at one o'clock.

And then we took an hour break and did another way.

He said, dude, I'm too sore.

He wrecked...

You can see the pictures.

Keep rolling, please.

Yeah, that was...

Now, he's kind of geeked out about this Newman stuff.

When he got behind the wheel of that car, they got it on video.

He's like, Paul, this one's for you.

Did a little tear come down?

Yeah.

And at that moment, I knew...

What's the story on this car now?

At that moment, I knew I wasn't going to get to sell that car.

Got it.

Yeah, you're right.

Right.

Put it back up, bud.

The story on the car is it was Paul Newman's race car in 1977,

obviously sponsored by Budweiser.

It was the first Ferrari 308 to come in the States.

And it was the intro.

So like to roll the car out, they started it in a racing.

Paul, and Adams bought, I don't know, 12 of Paul Newman's race cars.

He's done a documentary on Paul Newman racing,

all of the gear, all of the everything.

And then there was one missing piece to the puzzle,

and it was this one.

That was it.

And he got the call on it.

We were sitting at a bar in Reno.

And we bought it together.

And it's been out here and he's never seen it.

But so Adam and I take him because he's always said,

you know, I'm a carpenter and I'm a dirt bike rider

and I'm a motorcycle rider.

So let's go ride dirt bikes right now.

He had a whiskey in his hand.

He was on the back deck.

I said, put that down.

Let's go ride dirt bikes so you can get your juices flowing.

And then tomorrow morning we'll get up and ride for real.

And so I'm on a four-wheeler.

He's on my KTM and we're going through the easy trails first.

He said he hadn't been on one in 35 years.

Oh, there.

Look, that was where he wrecked in the river.

That is now called Corolla's Crossing.

So I couldn't find him and I was going back on the trail

and I was like, where is he?

Where is he?

And finally, you know, I went away.

So I was like, that son of a bitch

better not be in the bottom of that creek bed.

Oh, and I pulled up and that was it.

I said, man, this is a Kodak moment.

And he's like, yep.

So if you zoom up on his knee,

I don't know, Kyle, if you can zoom up on his knee,

but it's pretty skin up.

He got a hematoma on his thigh.

And oh, but it's so muddy.

So we get back to the house.

There's 20 people on the deck at the house.

And I, and he was covered in mud, right?

So I was like, okay, I got a plan.

I've been in this predicament before.

We got to hide this from people.

So I said, I've got a shower on the side of my room.

Remember where the electrician was

pleasuring himself while I was showering that morning?

You're naked.

Yeah.

I said, here's a towel.

Take all your clothes off, wash them out good,

hang them on the deal, clean up

and walk through the house in the towel

and just sneak in.

Don't wave at anybody.

Don't just just get right in the pool.

He's like, can I just get in the pool now?

I'm like, no, you're too dirty to get in the pool.

I don't want to ruin the pool.

So he did exactly what I'm saying.

And I wasn't paying attention.

And then Mike August, his manager,

walked over and he's talking to him, what happened?

And he and Adam sitting there on the side of the pool

and he's talking to Mike.

And there's having this conversation

about the motorcycle wreck.

And Mike's like, hey, Adam,

you know, there's a lot of people over here.

He's like, yeah.

And I said, you know, you're naked, right?

So Crowley is sitting in the pool,

buck-ass naked for a half hour drinking a Scotch.

And there's people everywhere.

And I asked my wife, I said, did y'all see him

when he dropped trouse?

I was like, oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, we all saw that.

It was a good time.

Oh, Lord.

The whole thing was fun.

The rattlesnake was not sold out,

but pretty damn close.

And the only error was Mike August,

his manager said, let's do the VIP thing upstairs.

And the second story of the rattlesnake.

And I didn't think twice about it.

And when I was on stage after a show,

I told everybody it's going to be upstairs,

but there were a lot of people that didn't hear that.

So they didn't know where to go.

Where to go.

Okay.

And the worst thing is when I was leaving,

there was a lady that's my neighbor

in a wheelchair that she had a bad wreck.

And she's like, how about the tickets to the VIP?

And I'm like, what am I going to do?

Right.

What can I really do?

I mean, you got 300 people in a room.

There's lines.

I don't know what to do.

Yeah.

I could give her money back.

Give her money back.

Yeah.

I needed to sit in it.

He needs to pay me the money back

because it was their part.

It was his idea.

His guy made the idea to call the audible, Omaha, Omaha,

and switch it upstairs.

So I don't need to pay them.

But what I was trying to do, and I forgot,

is she lives right out here by the ranch.

And I was just going to pull up and drive by.

And that's what I should have done.

Oh, it'd be perfect.

It would have been perfect.

Yeah.

How was the set?

It was okay.

But you could have done better?

No.

It was fine.

It was good.

I heard one commenter that said that all he talked about

was gays and Democrats and something else.

And she wanted her money back.

But everybody else liked it.

Then you figured that would be the crowd right there.

I mean, yeah.

She obviously didn't know what she was in for.

Yeah.

Now, it was good.

It was good.

I've seen him do better.

It was a little bit lazy.

A little bit lazy.

Just a little bit lazy.

I think he was a little too comfortable.

Yeah.

Well, you got him drunk.

You got him better.

He was not drunk.

It says somebody said, Corolla was wasted.

He was not wasted at all.

All right.

Got a little wasted later when we were,

Bobo, were you downstairs with us?

No.

After the show?

No.

Oh, you left.

Because we came back here and we sat down in the bar window

and had broke out.

What's that good?

Really?

What's that good?

Um, that good stuff.

Garrison, whiskey, I've got downstairs.

Oh, you finally opened the Garrison.

We opened the Garrison.

Thank you.

You have some time.

And we nipped for a while and walked through the cars.

It was fun.

It's early.

The Garrison's open.

It means it's a free grave now.

Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, that's...

Yeah, B.

Right.

Don't, don't just whack it all out.

It's good.

No, but yeah, ease up.

I mean, there's more people that will be coming

that I want to share that.

No, no, I have, I really have eased up.

Okay.

That deal, that deal last weekend?

Yeah.

Weekend before last?

That'll do me till well after Christmas.

Perfect.

Bobo got a little drunk, uh, car show, car show night.

Little.

I like that to carry him around.

That's all good, man.

Hey, we do this to have a good time, right?

There you go.

That's what the mayor of Walnut Springs told me.

He's like, man, I just want to have a good time.

I was like, when you're talking to the right guy.

You're coming to the right place.

We'll be right back.

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Bob, did you know that now that you've slept on the table

outside of the GMTV garage in downtown Walnut Springs?

And we did that.

There was a wolf packer that went by it.

People are laying on the table and getting photos made,

but they're sleeping.

I saw that.

In honor of you.

That's great.

You know, I built that big mural on the side

for people to take pictures with,

and that really doesn't happen much.

On the backside, it says,

GMTV, you know, like to pull your cart.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

They're taking pictures of a stupid ass lawn table

with a drunk guy on it.

Well, you know, when you're an originator.

Right.

That you just have to be yourself.

They're posing like Bobo, too.

It's a little spoiled out on the table.

800-800-7234-800-800-Radio.

It is time for Florida News.

And now, from North America's own land down under,

it's time for Sunshine State News

with your certified lifeguard, JD Wright.

So what do you do in Florida

when you're hungry and you're waiting

for your door dash to show up?

You're just starving.

Then you see some flash and lights out front.

Yep.

This door dash driver got pulled over allegedly

for a DUI while making the delivery.

And the cops were really, really cool.

They, of course, they arrested the DUI driver,

but then they completed the door dash delivery

and they brought the customer's food.

We have Baricamario from Luis Estrella,

who's being pulled over,

and the officer, Mercedes Simmons,

who's talking about the officer,

going above and beyond Cudate.

Get out!

Get out of the car!

No, no, no.

Go on.

No, no, no.

Mercedes, we're going to send them off in the...

Door dash?

Yes.

Okay.

The address that he had on his door dash,

on his GPS, is that where he was going?

That's where I had to order his...

Yeah, he'll deliver it where I had to look.

Yeah.

Did you guys order something from door dash?

Yeah.

So what happened was the guy

that was supposed to deliver this

ended up getting pulled over

and then going into jail.

So we just started to look to our due diligence

and bring you your order.

What?

Yeah.

Thank you so much.

You're welcome.

Obviously, you wouldn't want anybody to

go hungry, miss out on their door dash.

We always strive for a high level of service,

and I think in this case,

we were able to deliver on that.

Very nice.

Wait, we ordered donuts, too.

Where are the donuts?

Delivery fee, delivery fee.

You know, there's things worth fighting over.

Very few things worth pulling a handgun over,

but it did happen.

44-year-old man in Port Lucie, St. Lucie,

named Peter Riera.

Maxine's from?

Was arrested for opening fire,

didn't kill anybody,

but he did open fire on three others.

They were arguing in a bar about,

very serious topic,

how many eggs chickens can lay in a day.

Thankfully, nobody was hurt.

Here's Master Sergeant Dominic Missiti

and the Public Information Officer

talking about the incident,

Cut Number 9.

The shooter evidently raises chickens

and the conversation was about

how many eggs a chicken can lay.

One victim ran out into the roadway

trying to get away from the shooter.

The other two victims hid.

We had several phone calls.

The shooter himself called 911.

Arming yourself with a handgun

when you're under the influence

is not a good idea.

There's never going to be a good outcome with that.

Guy looks like an Amish guy.

And this is in Florida.

JCWShow.com, you can watch the video on our stream.

I don't think the Amish have made it to Florida yet.

I don't believe so.

That was the argument about

how many they can lay

or how many they can lay in one day.

It just says here how many they can lay,

but it may have been in one day.

We don't know the time frame.

Do you know how many they can lay in one day?

I'm going to say six.

Eleven.

No.

That's a fact.

Eleven.

You calling me a liar?

No, no, no, I'm not.

I'm just not.

Don't come over here with a gun.

Speaking of odd, egg news.

I'm just being entertained.

People are still talking about the ridiculous story.

Kate Beckinsale told on Kimmel the other night.

She's talking about eggs.

She was talking about her adult daughter's boyfriend

when she shocked Jimmy and everybody else.

With what the boyfriend apparently is capable of.

Cut number 10.

He laid two eggs in a week.

What does that mean?

He's laid two eggs in a week.

Well, he said I've laid an egg.

Hold on a second.

Yeah.

An egg came out of his body.

Yes.

I mean, he went to the bathroom

and then was very surprised to find that he had laid an egg.

And, you know.

Watch.

Yes.

He crushed it to see it was inside.

A yolk was inside.

Well, that would make sense.

Yeah.

And I said to him, is this some kind of attention seeking?

Are you putting eggs up your bottom?

It's a fair question.

But I think it's quite hard to put an egg up your bottom

and then get it out.

You could be on America's Got Talent

with a still egg.

You're right.

It's, yeah.

That's the craziest.

It's the weirdest story ever.

She sounds serious.

She does.

I don't believe he was being serious.

What's going on there, JD?

He fooled her.

Look what came out of my bottom.

You're my guru about all things twisted

and I want to know what that's about.

This is a joke.

You cannot possibly believe me.

I'm trying.

You can't do it.

OK.

Wow.

Without cracking it?

Without cracking it.

OK.

So you've tried it.

But it's just, yeah.

It's stronger from left to right

than it is in the center.

So if you put it up horizontally, you might make it.

So ridiculous.

Should you boil it first?

So what's going to be like?

What the hell?

Why are you still on this show?

No, that's not good.

I'm just thinking about how absent-minded people are.

Last week when we were at the track.

Yes.

Corolla's manager locked the keys in the Audi

that I've loaned them to drive last week.

So we had to wait an hour and a half

for the guy to come unlock it.

Then he gets there.

He's like, well, this is an Audi A8 or R8 or what?

No, an R8, whatever it is.

And the window could break if we do our thing.

I said, listen, we're fixing to break the window anyway.

It's been an hour ahead.

So just go ahead.

And he aired it up and we got in

and we pulled the handle and opened it up.

Their plane wouldn't leave until seven.

So we were going to watch football because we had some time.

This was funny.

So I took him to Bushwood.

The men's tavern, the 19th deal.

They've got good TVs in there.

You have to love that.

I know everybody in there.

I mean, I grew up in that place.

And people were nice to me,

but boy, they sure were nicer to me that day.

Oh, I mean, my table filled up quick.

Hey, buddy, John, I haven't seen you.

Oh, God, Lee.

Oh, who's this?

Oh, Adam Garose with you.

I didn't even see him there.

Yeah.

That's funny.

Tell me about Jimmy.

He's got a guitar on that.

It was that that was funny as hell.

And then we're leaving.

We were only there for a minute

because they had to make the airport.

We were there about 45 minutes.

Hey, y'all don't leave yet.

Somebody's coming and they're calling people.

Like, come up here.

Come up here.

No, it was hilarious.

You know, I had to run off John Clay.

They're having a good star watching, you know.

I took Rawlins up there one day

and that was funny because he's such a goofball

and he starts pounding shots

and getting everybody all riled up.

Like turns it into a honky tonk in the stiff bushwood.

Didn't they shoot Landman there?

Yes, dude, that last that the first

recent landmines.

I mean, it's everywhere.

Landman the TV.

Yep. Landman TV shot.

I saw I saw a segment.

I'm like, wait, that's John's country club.

Well, the the house that Demi Moore lives in

is right there.

It's John Goff's house.

And they rented it for the show.

And when she's walking and the in the guy

serves or the papers, that's right there

in front of my buddy's parents' house.

I mean, it's just funny.

They shoot it all over.

They're so all over for work.

I'm surprised I didn't see him shooting more.

The Panch Cafe is obviously not in West Texas.

It's on Cambuy and Fort Worth.

It is.

I drive by it every day.

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When we come back, we're going to have a

Thanksgiving blessing from our own Reverend Charles.

My name is John Clay Wolfe by Cars and Radio

for America's Best Car Buyer.

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Good morning. Good morning. Good morning.

Thanksgiving weekend Saturday.

Normally people do replays on days like this,

but we're hardcore.

We're here live with you and Bob.

This is more fun than hanging out with our family.

Absolutely.

Come on.

So tell me, was there a news story we're going to cover?

Terry Reed.

Did you guys hear about her this week?

Then that's the chick from Bring It On and...

American Pie.

Yep, yep, yep.

And she was in Chicago hanging out with some friends.

And next thing you know,

she's being hauled out of this hotel bar on a stretcher,

barely coherent, unable to stand.

And of course, they did TMZ as they normally do.

Did find her and talked to her.

What was the deal?

She said she's pretty sure she was drugged.

Somebody put something in her drink.

Got in her feet.

I have a really good story about this.

So go ahead.

Good five.

So I got to the hotel.

I checked in and then I went downstairs to have a drink

and have a cigarette.

And I got my drink and I left it on the bar

and I went outside to smoke the cigarette.

Can you pause it?

And then I went back to the bar.

Bob, this chick sounds like...

What was that radio disc jock's name

that you used to make fun of?

Sydney Snapper.

Sydney Snapper, yeah.

She sounds drunk now.

I was drinking and I had a snack.

We've got Terry right here in the studio.

Hi.

Yeah, that's really all true.

I haven't checked in the hotel.

It took a long time to check in too

because I've forgotten my American Express Visa card.

Yeah, that's the one.

They talk about the gold one,

but you want the American Express Visa.

I think you get that actually at Bank of America.

Yeah.

Couldn't find it.

So they're looking for them.

They finally got me something on the 14th floor,

which I still...

Okay.

The drinks was covered up with a napkin.

And then I drank my drink

and without even finishing my drink,

I just passed out.

Before I knew it, I was in the hospital.

I think that everyone should really be aware about

watching their drinks.

Because I don't know what that stuff was,

but whatever it is, it knocked me out.

Vodka.

She sounds like Lindsay Lohan in that cut.

You be the judge.

Here's the audio of her being wheeled out here.

Okay.

I want to take you to your room.

Sit on the chair.

Yeah.

Is that what you're saying?

Yeah.

That's vodka.

So we read the story about the alleged perpetrator.

Do you have that handy?

No, I don't have that part of it.

Okay.

Perpetrator.

Yeah.

So they think they found...

So you think she's not kidding?

Hang on.

What's her name again?

Terrarium.

T-A-R-A.

I'll read the...

I'm sorry.

I thought we had that story already caught.

No.

Okay.

I have a full clip of it.

No, I just...

Terraried was accused...

was quick to accuse someone in Chicago of drugging her.

And the guy tells TMZ it's total BS.

Sean Peay, the YouTube influencer.

This is the funny part.

Sean Peay, the YouTube influencer,

terror referenced two in her police report,

met her at the hotel bar late last Saturday night,

and they got to talking, traded contact info

before she invited him to go outside to smoke a cigarette.

So Sean, I do believe that Sean told her

that he's a YouTube influencer.

I do not believe that Sean drugged her

by any stretch of the imagination.

I do believe that he was having fun with her

and talking.

He's a married guy.

It's...

He hauls cars for Dennis Collins.

Oh, is that right?

Did you remember the guy that brought me a beer

on the stage the other day?

Sean, the bald, big, nice looking guy?

Oh, yeah.

That's Sean.

Okay.

He and Dennis were up in Chicago

at that Corvette thing last weekend.

It was him and his life's getting tore apart

because of this.

Really?

Yeah.

He was going to call in.

He said, I can't call in until this damn investigation's over.

He said, this is ridiculous.

Oh, no.

He says, terror was an initially standoffish,

taking a dig at him for being a YouTuber.

I didn't know Sean was a YouTuber.

He's on people's shows.

He's on Richard's show.

He's been on our show.

He's a good guy.

But yeah, he's...

She's blaming him for drugs.

Yeah, he said she was wasted off her ass.

Yeah.

Looking for an excuse and he happened to be standing by her

so that he's going to blame him.

Well, the next morning he texted her the video

because I think he took the video of her getting wheeled out.

Okay.

St. Hank, in case you want to remember what happened.

Yeah.

And I don't know, but it's a poor guy.

Her people went into spin mode.

Oh, he's got a video.

Well, I guess he did it.

Yeah, you shouldn't make things up.

I mean, people will forgive you.

If you...

I mean, listen,

you can...

She should have just slept on the table.

You know?

Yeah.

People forgive you for that.

Well, just you're responsible for what you do.

You don't go out and hurt anybody.

He says Tara asked him to go out for a smoke and they did.

And when they went back to the bar,

he tried to close out his tab when Tara handed him her purse

and asked him to take out her room key.

I didn't hear that part.

He says he looked inside the purse and saw pills.

Yes.

It was then Sean P. says Tara screamed for security.

I don't know.

He'll call in whenever this is over and tell us the truth.

I mean, listen to this.

This sounds like pills, right?

I want to take you to your room.

Sit on the chair.

Yeah, a combination, man.

I'm both pills and booze, man.

Pills and booze.

Pills, booze.

Pills and booze.

Yeah.

Have you ever seen that?

Like first hand?

Pills and booze.

It's all, man, put a gal out.

Yeah, it's bad.

I think we should go ahead and get through this back tracks

because nobody's going to get it.

And we'll just get this out of the way.

Who is it?

Montrose.

I barely remember the name.

Who's Montrose?

I think you'd have to play the song for us.

This is more effective.

You're probably too young.

It was this day in 1947, an American hard rock pioneer

who had found the band that many in the English

called the Yanks answer to Led Zeppelin.

Ronnie Montrose was born in San Francisco on this day, 1947.

His band, Montrose, would also be the first professional

employer of a lead singer named Sammy Hagar.

And they started in 1973.

Quality hard rock.

Oh, Hagar.

Now it's coming back to me.

Montrose.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Little obscure.

So if you guess these two songs back where you can go to

JCWShow.com and go to merchandise and pick out

anything you want and we'll give it to you

and some probably a Montrose album.

I got a vinyl greatest hits, man.

Montrose.

How many hits are there?

Is it a 45?

They didn't get a lot of radio singles,

but in that day, Charlie, back in the 70s,

we had, you know, AOR stations, album oriented rock

and everything didn't have to be a hit.

And that's how Montrose got famous.

Cut one.

So was Hagar singing there?

Yeah.

That's Hagar?

Yeah.

That's Hagar.

Okay.

800-800-7234-800-800 is the call in number.

I barely doubt that anyone is going to get this,

so it might be a long wait and we will keep moving

while we're waiting.

Right.

But here are the two backtrack cuts you can call in

to guess these two Montrose songs that

800-800-7234-800-800 radio.

Cut one.

That is not Sammy Hagar singing.

It is.

Okay.

Cut two.

That is.

I don't think that first one is,

but you know better than I.

Cut two.

I mean, this is hard.

He was 24 years old.

You gotta remember something like that.

So I just, I do know the first song.

I'm looking at the list,

but that doesn't sound like Sammy Hagar.

I mean, that second one does.

That's really him.

All right.

Now he did quit after the second album.

So anything after, anything after 75,

you know, was not Sammy Hagar.

Now he went on to do his own solo thing.

How old was Sammy Hagar then?

Probably 18.

He was young.

Well, now he's seven.

Hell, he's almost 80 now, Eddie.

No, I don't think he's that old.

They all just start having mass funerals for these rockers

because they're going to start clipping off like five a week.

The whole baby boom generation came at the same time.

Let me play him again real quick.

Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.

The first guy to call in was John and Kansas City,

and he's got it.

John and Kansas City, what are your answers?

Bad motor scooter and rock candy.

You're right.

That is him, Hagar.

Yep.

Check this out.

This is great.

Ah, sweet and sticky.

On this.

That's pretty good.

Hagar, 78, by the way.

Wow, he is almost 80.

This song's pretty good.

I've never heard it.

The whole album is pretty good.

It just never went.

Now, here's a great little rock family tree trivia thing for you.

Montrose was produced by Ted Templeman,

who also had produced Van Morrison

and had already done a couple of Doobie Brothers albums by then,

right?

He went on to produce Van Halen,

all of David Lee Ross's solo material,

much of Sammy Hagar's solo material,

Michael McDonald's solo material,

and a couple of Joan Jett albums too.

Ted Templeman is kind of a pioneer

in West Coast American hard rock.

I owe you an apology because all 40 lines

right now are banked out.

Wow.

So there's more people that knew it

than I thought.

I'm sorry, Bobo.

Dude's gonna love that record.

Dude's gonna love that record I got, man.

Born late records.

Excellent.

Montrose.

I've been listening to it all week, John.

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They're not anywhere near that.

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53,000 miles on a 20.

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I'm sorry?

Is it like 18 grand?

18 grand.

It's not a Hellcat.

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Right.

It's just an RT shaker.

Is this John G. Woof?

This is me.

Nice to meet you, buddy.

You too.

I'm just pulling that off the top.

We're not live on the radio.

We are very live on the radio.

Oh, we are.

Yeah.

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Sure.

And they have all these models that were put out for so many years.

Okay.

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All right.

We lost John.

Because it was that John.

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Good morning, everybody.

It is football Saturday.

We didn't bet on the chiefs in the Cowboys because the Cowboys played Monday night, right?

No, Thursday.

Thursday, that's right.

I thought you didn't bet on that game, didn't you?

No, I mean, no, but the last Cowboys, oh, there were four days between the two games.

We bet on the game, but it was last Sunday's game, right?

Yes.

Yeah, that game, not this past Thursday game.

And you won that one.

Good.

And you won, what was it, one other game?

That's it?

Yeah, that was it.

Three.

We only had five games, three and two for me, not two, you know, 25 bucks.

I did win the A&M bet.

A&M bet?

What was the A&M bet?

The Texas A&M.

Did we not bet on that game?

No.

We didn't bet on that game?

No.

Why?

Because it's the Friday night.

We didn't because kind of loser bookie or you.

I mean, that's close to our heart.

I was watching that thing by the minute.

I probably, I don't know.

I would have surprised you.

I was thinking, you two is going to win that game.

So I was not feeling good.

I've seen enough A&M games this year

that they can't put four quarters together.

Now you were really, really hard on Arch.

Are you still hard on Arch?

I'm going to roll with it.

I'm going to be like Stevie Winwood.

Roll with it, baby.

Yeah, I'm a hater.

He did not look bad at all.

I know he looks good.

What did you say, John?

He looks okay.

The first half, he couldn't hit the broad side of a fence.

That's how Charles Manson got famous.

He rolled with it.

He stuck to his guts.

The first half of the game, Arch did not look good.

He was okay.

He was running.

He was doing a good job.

He's a good runner.

He's a game manager, like a really good game manager.

And he gets that from his uncles.

Right.

That's what they're both really good at that.

His uncles are gay?

No, game manager.

Game manager.

But then all of a sudden the second half,

yeah, he turned it on and A&M, they just,

they choked in the second half.

You got to have four quarters in there.

I was, I didn't think there would be that much of a spread, but...

Well, it wasn't supposed to be until that interception happened at the end.

Yeah, now it's going to,

it's going to throw a little wrinkle in the playoffs.

Does UT make it?

I don't know.

So they don't go to the championship game.

It'll be Bama and Ole Miss, right?

Well, it could be Bama and Georgia.

If Bama wins, then it's Bama and Georgia.

Okay.

Bama loses, then it's Georgia Ole Miss.

And who does Bama play?

They're Auburn.

It's a...

Are we betting on that now?

No, that's not part of the bets on there,

because it's not much of a game, I don't think.

The spread's pretty big.

The game we are betting on, first one, 11 o'clock central.

Ohio State 11-0, number one in the country,

at number 15, Michigan, they're nine and two.

Ohio State's a nine and a half point favorite at Michigan.

Ohio State's lost four games in a row against the Wolverines.

Can they break the streak?

I get to pick first.

It's a lot of spread.

Yeah, it's a lot of spread.

And I believe that's too much spread.

I think Ohio State wins, but does not cover the spread, John.

What about you?

I'm setting it at seven and a half.

So you think that Ohio State wins by seven and a half?

I think I'm going to let you take that.

Okay.

Next game, and this is your pick.

And this has got a lot of implications

for your SMU Mustangs.

Number 13, Miami, nine and two,

at number 24, Pittsburgh, they're eight and three.

That's 11 o'clock central on ABC.

Basically, if Pitt wins, they're in the ACC Championship game.

Miami wins.

SMU's in.

Well, if Miami wins and Virginia wins, then SMU's in.

So Miami has to beat Pittsburgh because

SMU has the tiebreaker versus them.

So they end up going to the ACC Championship game.

And I think if SMU's in, they beat them

and then they might be in the playoffs.

They beat Virginia.

So Miami's the bait in this proposition

because you got an SMU fan sitting in there.

Correct.

That's exactly right.

So, John, it's your pick.

Miami's favorite line.

Miami's favored by six and a half at Pittsburgh.

Number 24, Pittsburgh.

I will take Pittsburgh.

Oh, he did not take the bait.

Interesting.

Miami's not that good anymore.

I mean, we beat the hell out of them.

I lost a lot of respect for Miami

when we did that beat down in Dallas

about three weeks ago.

How long did they beat the hell out of them?

But they did beat them.

What, by 20?

No, no, no, no.

You sure?

It went 20 points.

Am I dreaming?

Yes.

But they did beat them.

Yes.

I like my 20 story better.

I'm going to let you take that.

I think Miami, they beat Pittsburgh.

Pittsburgh, we've got their butts kicked by Notre Dame.

Notre Dame's good, dude.

Notre Dame's real.

No, they're really good.

Yes.

That's a real team.

All right, next game.

We can talk about real teams versus not real teams.

So Arlington Heights High School.

My old alma mater rolls through the season,

kills everybody by 50 points, goes the first playoff, kills them.

Now they're playing Alito.

And yesterday, they played Alito.

Alito's been the state championship too many times, right?

13 times, they won it, something crazy.

They got beat 45 to nothing.

No, no, 55.

55 to nothing.

Was it 55?

Yeah.

Okay.

So Alito's a real team.

That's what I'm saying.

Notre Dame is a real team.

Yeah.

That's why Pitt got beat by them.

Some are saying the T-Sips are saying

A&M's not a real team either after this one.

So I don't know.

I mean, they took it.

Yeah, but they played some real teams.

So that's stupid.

Yeah, they did.

I know.

That's stupid.

But the T-Sips, that's what T-Sips to say.

You know.

What's a T-Sip?

Longhorn.

Look it up, Longhorn.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

My son was, we're watching the game that he's,

he's all aggyed out and T-Sip this, T-Sip that.

And yeah, anyway.

All right.

Busted nerds.

Yeah.

Last college game, number 12, Vanderbilt at number 18, Tennessee.

This game's at 230 on ABC.

That's a good game.

Yes.

That's probably the best matchup of the day.

Yeah, the, and the spread says it too.

Tennessee's favorite by two and a half, Diego Pave.

Hey, did you know Theo Von's nailing his mom?

Yes.

That's going now.

I think so.

He put it together.

I don't know if it's-

We haven't been there in the bedroom with them,

but they're definitely a thing.

That's what, that's what the rumor is.

Well, that, I mean, there's a lot of video of it too.

Yeah.

They're, they're getting handsy with each other.

Yeah.

Right.

Well, can Diego Pave win a big game and then maybe?

He's the actual front runner for the Heisman.

It's possible.

He's got to have to do that.

What's the line on this, Tennessee?

Two and a half points.

Tennessee's favorite.

I'm, it's my pick, so hold on.

I think Tennessee wins, but I don't think they cover the spread.

I think, because Vanderbilt, they have that little magic.

They late in the game.

They'll do something crazy to keep it close.

So Tennessee wins, but doesn't cover the spread.

What do you, what do you say, John?

I will take Vandy.

All right.

With the points.

But I think we need to move the line up to,

uh, wait, the line's only two and a half.

Yeah.

How do you not cover that and win?

I mean, that's close.

Okay.

That's fine.

Let's go.

All right.

I'm good.

I mean, you're making this easy today.

I don't know about the outcomes, but.

I'm just tired of arguing with you all the time.

Some really good NFL games coming up.

Really good ones.

I told my Eagles buddy, Paul, I said, the reason y'all got

blown out last night is, um, so you can, you could take away

the victory of the Cowboys to make it like it's not special.

No, it makes it special because now the Cowboys have a chance.

I understand.

But it just takes, it takes special off of it.

Like we beat the two Super Bowl teams back to back.

And then the Eagles go up to, where was it?

Chicago.

They're laying a hand.

Oh man.

How are you laying eggs?

Crushed by them.

No, no.

It wasn't in Chicago.

It was at home.

Oh, I didn't even know that.

I wasn't paying attention because I hate the Eagles so much.

Yeah.

I hate them.

Yeah, dude.

Yeah, we did.

Yeah, let's have them.

We just hate them.

It's good to hate.

That's right.

All right, John.

This is your pick in the NFL, possibly upset of the week.

I don't know.

Six and five Texans at eight and three Colts.

Colts are favored by three and a half that's at noon on CBS.

It's a big game because if the Texans win, then they're.

Okay.

You're just going straight up with the Texans.

Yep.

Three and a half spread.

Colts.

I think they win.

Texans are good.

I know.

That's why I'm like.

You think Colts win?

I think so too.

But three and a half.

I'm going to stick with it.

All right.

I'll take that.

Don't be a bitch, Sterling.

All right.

I'm going to stick with it.

I'm not going to be a bitch.

All right.

And then this is probably, I would say,

the game of the weekend for them.

It's the Bills at the six and five Steelers.

Aaron Rodgers is playing.

That's at three 30 on CBS.

Must win for both teams, really,

to keep in the playoff race.

Your pick are actually, it's my pick.

What's the line?

The spread is three and a half point favorites.

Bills, I think that's, yes, Bills win this game.

I'll take Pittsburgh.

Well, there we go.

We didn't have to buck each other off,

move the spread line and nothing.

I'm worried.

I'm worried here.

It was too easy.

We got to know this.

The reason that I let you win.

Oh, okay.

The reason I'm up $325.

Yes.

And it would be $425.

Now, the bet with Manning.

Oh, actually, there's $100 too.

Right.

There's another $100.

I might as well just go and pay you now.

So you're up $425.

The reason I let you win on these close ones,

so I'm thinking Pittsburgh Bills,

should Bills win?

Yes.

But am I going to go Pittsburgh?

Yes.

Why?

Because we have a lot of fans in Pittsburgh

and it's not a, you know, make them happy.

I don't have any Buffalo friends.

I hate Buffalo.

So just, is it worth $25 to maybe lose

in love on our fans?

Yeah.

So like the Texans, you're the same thing.

In Pittsburgh, Houston.

Yeah.

So did you not figure this out?

This has been going on a while.

I did not notice that.

Yeah.

No.

So you're.

Surely don't do that.

Yeah.

I don't care about the listeners.

Right.

I do.

I care about money.

I do.

I care about the listeners.

Now I'll argue it and move the points

if I think it's club.

But really what I'm betting today,

I should have pressed the line

on a couple of them.

But I'm like, hey man,

we got a big following in Pittsburgh on DVE.

We've got a big following in Houston.

Let's roll.

Texans are good.

Let's be part of it.

So what was your rationale with the hate of arch?

We have a lot of listeners in Austin.

Yeah.

Because I believed it to be true.

I just don't think he's good enough

to be the quarterback of the Texas Longhorns.

And any little midget can run up the middle

of the field 500 miles an hour

when there's nobody there to tackle you.

I don't know man.

I think your hate is just,

you're not seeing there is talent there.

Obviously I'm wrong.

Yeah.

I mean, the proof is in the pudding.

Arch Manning is obviously a good quarterback.

What really got me going was last year.

It was last year.

Really?

Quinn Ewers, I'm a fan of.

And when they were saying that Arch needs to go in

in front of Quinn last year,

I'm like, shut your fat mouth.

And then when we watched him start this year,

it was so terrible.

I was just piling on that.

Yeah, I agree.

Here's what I do like about Arch Manning.

I like his personality.

I like the way he talks to the media.

I like his humbleness.

I like Arch Manning.

I like Peyton.

I like Eli.

I like that whole group.

But I just didn't think he was good enough to be the,

he wasn't good enough to be the quarterback

for the Longhorns until about two weeks ago.

Y'all remember Bucky back in the 80s?

Hugh Snorlers when,

who was there?

Warren Moon was their quarterback was out

and they put in the next guy,

the only next guy they had,

Bucky Richardson couldn't pass.

He just couldn't pass.

He'd run.

That's all he did.

And run Bucky run became a thing.

And they did pretty well for those.

I didn't know they had to let this

kid grow up on their field.

And like just cause he's a celebrity kid,

like give him the practice field in live game

so that he could mature and turn into a quarterback.

That's what they did.

I mean, can you imagine the conversations

between coach and the dads?

You know they had him.

I bet Peyton was like,

Hey man, don't do this for us.

Just put him down.

He'll be great.

He will be great.

He's going to be great.

But it just wasn't time yet.

I just didn't think,

I thought it was undeserving.

That's all.

He thought he was cause of the name.

Yeah.

And there was a lot of people who thought the same thing.

Not thought, think it was.

He has grown into a quarterback over the season,

but he didn't need to wreck Texas's season to do it.

Right.

Because if they had the backup

and Texas would be top 10 for sure.

For sure.

So you say they would be in the playoffs

with no problem.

Absolutely.

No question.

I like you.

Plays with heart man.

All right.

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Now, John Clay Wolf.

It is Thanksgiving weekend.

Good morning, everybody.

And we forgot to have the Thanksgiving prayer.

Well, actually, Reverend Charles

did not show up until just now.

He had a scotch in his hand.

He just drank it.

And Reverend Charles, some of the listeners

on the chat, on our YouTube stream,

were asking for a Thanksgiving prayer from you.

Oh, is that right?

That is right.

I be happy to have you with that now, too.

I be happy.

You know, when you were a pastor.

Pastor?

When you were a pastor?

Yes.

Your own church, your own congregation.

You guys could think about, you know,

the things you could lead the people with.

Now, this may be a little controversial.

I say controversial.

Yes.

Controversial.

Yes, sir.

I understand.

You know, back when me, Elizabeth, was married

back in 1972.

And we was only little bitty, pretty young people at the time.

Her mama had a mama and they called Big Mama.

And she would make the Thanksgiving dinner every time.

Every year.

Every year, she would make the Thanksgiving dinner.

And it was very nice.

And I remember that.

And I love it at the time.

And I thank her for it.

She was a good grandmother-in-law.

I guess it was what she was.

That's what it would be, yes.

Yes.

Are we gonna pray?

No.

What I get to.

Yeah, where are you going?

She made the dinner back then.

Now, this last week.

What happened?

I went down to my niece's house.

Okay.

And she ain't no little chicken.

You know, she folded seven.

And she made the dinner.

And she took the turkey.

And the turkey didn't have no wings and no legs.

No wings.

How many scotches does she have?

No thighs and no breasters.

Yeah.

It was just one breast.

Now, it's big.

Did we say a prayer over it?

And she marinated this.

She told me this is true.

In a regno and basal.

Parsley, sage and thyme.

That's a song.

And then rubbed it around in like a canola-based.

Canola.

Almost like a glaze.

Okay.

And it was okay.

Didn't we start looking for a prayer?

Big mama would make that turkey, bake it for four and a half hours at 328.

That's about as long as the story is going to be.

And when it was done, she was stuffing,

it was stuffing too, made from her own handmade home bread.

Hand made.

And when it was done, that half hour, she would poke.

This is true.

Two cups of melted parquet on the turkey.

On top of the turkey while it was hot.

So it didn't congeal and look all sick to be damned.

It was a good turkey and on the sweet potatoes and the green bean casserole

and the mashed potatoes and literally mac and cheese.

She was the first person I ever knew to make shells with mac and cheese.

No more drinks for him.

And every one of them had at least a cup of melted parquet on top.

Pray with me, children.

Good Lord.

Here we go.

Finally.

You know, we all know Lil Debbie these days,

but many people, there ain't nobody can afford no buddy.

You say that for Easter now.

Okay.

The little blue bonnet girl on the top of the parquet box is what it's in now.

Used to be a little sticks of parquet in the box.

Good Lord.

Please bless and keep the parquet,

not just because the pretty girl on the box,

but because parquet is so lovely.

Is it?

And when you melt two cups of parquet,

you pull it on a turkey, even dead and cooked for dinner,

the turkey said amen.

Amen.

Thank you.

Reverend Charles, we always appreciate you.

Happy Thanksgiving.

I'm thankful that you were part of my life.

What else am I thankful for?

I'm thankful for all the Wolfpackers,

our community that we've built with this radio show.

You guys are all sitting on the chat box talking to each other.

I'm thankful for, give me the vent,

this company that can make enough money to make all this crap happen.

In Walnut Springs, we have these events

and all of our fans come to it like they did the other day.

And we're going to do it again.

I think I'm going to do Carbacue in the spring.

Carbacue.

And we're also going to do the motorcycle rally,

Walnut Springs rally.

We're not calling it the rattlesnake rally,

changing the name of the rattlesnake to Walnut Springs Roadhouse.

I heard that.

And is it going to be a cookoff?

I just brought it up.

I just made it up.

That would be cool.

I think that's something there.

That's huge.

Something there.

All right.

Oh, they'll come out for a cookoff.

Oh my God, dude.

You know, after 30 years in this trade

and 20 years on the air,

and I'm thankful for the affiliates

that I make so much fun of all the time,

the radio affiliates.

And I thank you all so much.

I'm quitting next June.

So this is like,

we've got eight months left of this radio show.

And then it's going to end.

So start subscribing to the YouTube thing

because we're not going to quit, quit,

but we're going to pivot somehow.

And I think it's going to be all,

I don't know if we're going to keep doing it on FM radio.

Broadcast.

Yep.

Yeah.

That makes sense.

Wow, John.

I just noticed just as soon as I started to interrupt,

John, I just noticed.

Oh, it's the PD.

It's our program director.

It's me, Elliott.

Hey, Elliott.

Soon as you started talking about quitting the show,

you got 50 meters in Kansas City.

They must really like you up there.

Well, that's a good job, guys.

Thank you so much, Elliott.

I'd like to see.

We're actually having the jingle ball.

The iHeart guys are coming over to the house before that.

And I'm just going when you're going to include them,

actually.

Yeah.

That's good.

That's nice of you.

iHeart's been a great partner of ours.

That's true.

Actually, it's okay.

I mean, I was our first.

Now the fan was our first big station.

Then iHeart took us over.

What it used to be called Clear Channel.

Correct.

At one point.

We made it through the bankruptcy.

Might be another one coming.

You never know.

We'll make it through that one, hopefully.

And yeah, it's just been a good run.

And it's so fun when we have these events out here

that people are coming to and traveling to.

It's really fun.

I was blown away by the people and just the level of cars.

Beautiful cars came from everywhere.

It came from all over the country.

Yeah, literally.

Not just Texas.

No.

They came from everywhere.

Yeah.

It's a little overwhelming.

It really was overwhelming.

I was like, oh, wow.

What have we started?

Ticket stock ain't got crap on this.

Uh-uh.

Beautiful.

Just amazing.

Carbacute, dude.

That's great.

I think that's going to be.

Carbacute.

Oh, yeah.

It's there now.

You can get the meat church folks and stuff like that.

Meat church.

Yeah, meat church is a big barbecue.

Yeah, meat church is a sponsor.

I think Reverend Charles should have a pit cooking at the car.

No, I don't do that no more.

No more meat.

Not for you.

Just veggies?

I got a head full of chalk hole one time.

This is many years ago and I don't do it no more.

Here we go.

And nearby Meridian, they have an annual barbecue event that used to be huge,

and it's gotten smaller.

And I think we need to bring it into this thing.

But it's a good time.

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Scott in Hot Springs.

I've got one of my main buyers lives in Little Rock,

and I sent him a picture of your file right here.

So he will be calling you.

And he's really good with his high dollar of Corvettes and the Vipers.

I can tell you the Vipers ain't going to do what you want for it.

I've been down this road on Vipers lately.

And you can actually go and bring a trailer.

Put in GMTV on bring a trailer,

and you'll see two Vipers that we had to sell and bring a trailer

because we were so buried in them.

And we still lost about 10,000 on them.

That first-gen Viper money is not there like it was.

The last-gen Viper money is good, but that first-gen is not.

ACRs are real good.

Anyway, you hear what I'm saying.

But expect a call from Abdullah.

He's a redneck, but his name's Abdullah.

It's a pretty interesting cat.

He's super smart.

So pay attention to what he's saying.

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Be right back.

Grandma, you've got to let me know now.

Is there a turkey leg to go now?

They say it isn't safe to travel.

I guess you can't beat me at Scrabble

until we hang a mistletoe.

I'll take a turkey leg to go.

I'll take a turkey leg to go free.

With mashed potatoes and cream gravy.

Just leave it out and I'll drive by.

And don't forget the pumpkin pie.

For holidays I'll put on hold.

I'll take a turkey leg to go.

Thanks, Grandma.

And live from Dallas, Texas.

It's Saturday morning.

It's the John Clay Wolf Show, starring John Clay Wolf

with JD Ryan, Michael Turley, and Bobby Brown.

And featuring DJ Pre-K, Rush Limbo,

Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk,

and Satan, the Prince of Darkness.

And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

Morning, everybody.

It is Saturday, the day after Thanksgiving.

It's been a fun show so far.

David and Clute, Texas.

Clute, over that is.

What's your question, sir?

Did you just say you're going to stop doing live air?

I did.

We're going to quit.

Radio show on Saturday morning.

It'll be 20 years this right around the end of June.

So probably the 4th of July.

I've been listening for 20 years, John.

Have you really?

That's what I do on Saturday morning.

Yes, I have.

Well?

You can't get up.

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

I'm going to miss it.

But 20 years is a long run.

And I don't know what we're going to do to tell you the truth.

I just have some deals I need to change.

And the fact that, like, anyway.

Yeah, yeah, I'm playing on quitting.

Am I going away completely?

No.

But am I going to pivot?

Yes.

Thank you.

Man, I'm sure you're going to miss this show.

I'm sure you're going to miss this show.

We'll figure out a way.

We can't leave everybody's orphaned.

Orphaned.

Speaking of orphans, we've got Dean Stanfield,

who is a comedian at Houston, Texas.

I do believe.

Do you live in Houston, Dean?

No, you live in Austin, Austin.

I live in Austin.

Yeah, I'm Austin Comic.

But we're in Houston tonight,

Saturday at the San Houston race track.

And you're a race car driver.

Yes, sir.

Have you ever raced?

Have you ever run the Texas Motorsport Ranch in Crescent?

I haven't.

No.

I mean, it's not the style of racing that I do currently.

But I would love to, if anybody wants to pay for a car.

I hear you.

I did that for the first time last weekend.

It was a blast.

Oh, really?

Took out an old 1977, it was Paul Newman.

You know, he was a badass race car driver.

And Adam Corolla and I bought hit one of his race cars together.

And Adam was in town playing the, we got a little venue in Walnut Springs, Texas.

And Adam did a stand-up show there and we went out to the track and rode it.

And God, that was a blast, man.

I learned a lot.

I did flat spot the front tires,

because the first 10 laps I did in a Lamborghini that had ABS.

So you could just drive that bitch into the corners wide open

and just stand on the brakes.

And the ABS would, and on that old Ferrari, I did that a couple of times.

And the whole cabin filled with smoke.

And homie gets to buy a new pair of slicks on the front.

Yeah.

You'll blow a tire doing that.

So did you have a good Thanksgiving?

I did have a good Thanksgiving.

Yeah, I had a great one with the family.

You know, I'm so thankful for my kids.

I got four kids, a beautiful wife.

She cooked the whole meal, made her own butter,

made her own biscuits, the whole works.

Did you have anything special to be thankful for this year?

Yeah.

Actually, the complete opposite of that is thankful for not having kids.

And not having to get up early and not having.

I mean, I got the rest of the family to cook dinner for me.

And yeah, but it's nice.

I did not have, I'm 31 years old, still don't have kids.

It's actually, it's pretty nice.

Did you have a girlfriend?

Did you go on any dates?

Did you have any fun?

Yeah.

Uh, well, I mean, I've gone plenty of dates, uh, uh, but, uh, yeah.

I don't know how to...

Oh, Dave is here with me.

Is somebody in his bed behind him?

Yeah, he's, he's got a male and he's a homosexual.

He's closeted, deeply closeted homosexual.

No, no.

So like, did you have a date like this week?

Did you have any, tell us, tell us a butt story, Dean.

Uh, last time I was in Houston, I did have a, uh, I had a date and we woke up the next morning

and she said, uh, uh, she said I needed to go get her a plan B pill, uh, because we did,

you know, did things as you do in the bedroom.

Right.

And, uh, uh, and it kind of hurt my feelings a little bit that, that was the first thing

that we had to talk about, you know, because it's a 72 hour pill.

Right.

You know, we got plenty of time to talk about this, you know, we can't, I told her

what I said was, I said, can we go get breakfast as a family one time before we have to freaking

we got to talk about this, you know, why can't we, you know, get a cracker barrel,

put a booster seat out, see how it feels.

Just one time.

Take the boy to breakfast.

I want to send him to heaven hungry.

So that's your, that's your Thanksgiving story.

Oh hell.

So you're on, uh, tonight?

No, November 28, 29th, Sam Houston race park.

That's tonight.

Yeah.

What, as far as the race car driver, what, what do you run?

Well, like is it dirt track or what?

Yeah.

Well, uh, I drive a rally.

So I'm, I'm driving a Subaru WRX, um, currently and, uh, which is a lesbians car, but,

uh, we'll make it go fast.

Um, but yeah.

So I'm a rally is, is, is.

Are you the crazy bastard that's going 70 around the corners?

Hanging it out and fix the flyoff of a mountain or kill people on the, watching on the side.

Okay.

Now I understand.

Yeah.

It's a, we got a co-driver sitting next to me.

So he's reading me off pace notes that, uh, allows me to, uh, take those corners without

looking at them.

You know, I know, I know what's coming up and what's going on.

So I can, I can go as fast as I want around blind corners.

And, uh, I think it's the most, it's the most dangerous racing for sure.

And, uh, it's the most thrilling.

Uh, I enjoy the, I enjoy the heck out of it.

I'm waiting for these, uh, Europeans to come across the pond so I can kick the hell out

of them too.

So when you bought that car, did you buy it or did somebody put you in it?

Uh, somebody put me in it.

Well, the race, I saw, I worked for a rally ready driving school and, uh, and they, uh,

have, uh, I'm working on, uh, uh, buying a front wheel drive for my own, uh,

for my own, uh, season.

But where I was going is like, if you bought that car, that car you run,

what would it cost?

About 40 to $45,000.

And what does it cost to keep it up through a season?

Another 40, 45,000.

Not another 30 to $40,000 depend on how, how well I treat it.

And, you know, and what, uh, what races we go to, depending on, you know,

weather and, and, uh, styles of tracks, because it's driving on dirt roads.

It's like the old, it's like as close to the old school,

like a moonshiner racing as you can get.

That makes sense.

Yeah.

So you were, you won the second place in the funniest person in Austin competition.

You were named this year just for laughs, new face in the standup category.

So you got it coming on.

You got it going on.

Yeah, it's coming up, man.

We're really, uh, really appreciate it.

And I'm trying to, uh, try to get big enough that I can, uh,

um, I can afford my own race car.

So write this down.

Do you have a pen handy by any chance?

If you don't just remember it.

So Walnut Springs Roadhouse, we've got a venue here.

Like I said, Adam Corolla was here last week.

We, he sold 350 tickets and it's where the radio show, like literally the radio shows broadcast.

We're in a, you ever seen those red nexus, hillbilly, um, rich Louisiana guys that build

deer blinds and they make condominiums out of them.

That, that our radio studio is like that.

So we're in the middle of a deer lease in a badass radio studio in the middle of nowhere.

And there's this town that's eight minutes away and it looked like blazing saddles.

Like, um, what was the name of that?

Rock Ridge.

And most of it was empty and myself and another guy bought most of the buildings and we've

remodeled and, and, and there's three restaurants, bars in there now.

And one of them is a big, um, venue.

Ted Nugent is playing there in two weeks.

He's doing his birthday party here, um, in November.

What is that 12th?

I mean, December 12th.

So anyway, we have some big, my point is, is when you're going to Dallas,

you're going to hit, you know, Dallas, Fort Worth.

Put, put us on your list and do a show here.

And you can come sit in on the show and, um, do you know, Jared,

you know, do you know Jerry Longmore?

Uh, no, I don't.

Jerry Wayne, he's done a couple of shows here.

I mean, you're not going to sell it out because your name's not big enough yet,

but you come through here and make everybody laugh though.

I watched some of your reels this, I watched some of your reels this morning.

You're good.

You're going to get better.

You're going to get more popular.

So we will, uh, build it up.

But I think you, I liked your, your, uh, comedy.

And I think you should make a stop here in Rock Ridge.

Yeah, I'd love to.

I really appreciate that.

Absolutely.

And if you want to go see Dean, go tonight at the, uh,

Houston, Sam Houston race park and Dean, thank you so much.

And I'm glad that you, uh, hopefully you got to have breakfast at cracker barrel with your family.

And we will talk to you soon, man.

Thanks again, sir.

I look forward to it.

Thank you.

My name is John Clay Wolf.

This is the John Clay Wolf show.

What happened to old hot rod speed shops across the nation in the 60s and 70s?

John in Minnesota, everybody died and, um, they kind of went away.

Now they're Bryce burners.

They're Asian.

They've got Chinese buffets and, um, Asian parts for the rice burner,

WRX is and stuff like that is what happened.

Are you there?

John, really?

Yep.

Well, that, that's pretty sad in itself, but well, okay.

So on another subject, when are you going to have your other car show down there in

Walnut Springs?

You know, we, we had the big one in the fall and I just came up with this idea

of car BQ for the spring.

So we'll start planning that now.

I don't have a date.

And then we have a big motorcycle rally.

The Walnut Springs rally and, uh, I think it's, I forgot the dates.

May.

Right now or the last weekend of April.

Oh, was that it?

Yeah.

It's moving around a little bit.

We're, I think, I do know we have a date, but I'll get to that soon.

We've got plenty of time.

But yeah, John, I will let you know on the, uh, car BQ thing.

And if you're in the barbecue world and you want to be part of this,

go to JCW show.com and click email John and, and start telling me that you

want to do this and I'll put it together.

That's, I could put the corner to me.

All right, man.

Thank you.

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Roger, you got a 14 Lexus CT 200, 103,000 miles.

Average, rougher clean.

I would say average.

I'd say seven grand.

Seven grand.

Okay.

All right.

That's not bad.

Thank you.

Jonathan and El Paso, an 01 pre-runner.

Toyota, is it a four cylinder or a six?

Hello.

Four cylinder.

How are you doing?

Sorry, you cut off a little bit.

Four cylinder or six cylinder?

Six cylinder.

And is it a crew cab or an extended cab?

It's a crew.

And it has how many miles?

It's 152.

Average rougher.

100 miles away from hitting 152 K.

Average rougher clean.

It's clean.

Six grand.

Lost him.

Whoops.

He just crossed the Mexico border.

He's mulling drugs and people over into El Paso as we speak.

Trevor, a 19 ram half ton Lone Star, 131,000 miles,

5.7 Hemi, two wheel drive.

Oves 13, wants a bit north of that.

I'm just trying to get there to tell you the truth.

Let me see here.

Let me look at something real quick.

What color is it, Trevor?

White.

What size wheels?

20 inch.

20 inch chrome wheels.

That's good.

And is it the double cab or the crew cab?

I don't know what the difference between the double cab and the...

It's four door.

Big black door, okay.

And it's a...

He said it's a big...

No, it's a Lone Star.

Lone Star.

Quad cab, Lone Star.

Inside on by the glove box, it says Lone Star.

On the outside where it says ram 1500 underneath of it, it says classic.

I'm a $11,000 buyer.

Put me down there.

Go to GiveMeTheVin.com if you decide you want to sell it.

I understand you're going to shop around a little bit, but...

I mean, average MMR on this thing is $11,700.

And that's about what I'm going to get for it.

And it costs me money to handle them.

I got to ship them and clean them and all that stuff and pay an auction fee.

So I'm an $11,000 check rider.

Thank you, sir.

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A couple of questions that I have to ask you.

They're a little personal.

Have you ever been convicted of a felony or a misdemeanor?

That's robbery, rape, car theft, that sort of thing.

Convicted?

Yeah.

Never convicted?

That's good.

Are either of you homosexuals?

You mean like flaming or...?

Well, it's a standard question we have to ask.

No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.

Yeah, would they send us someplace special?

Back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

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Now, John Clay Wolf.

Oh, just announced.

Ted Nugent.

We're adding another show on the 12th.

Because the 13th is selling so well, we need to add another night.

So we're going to do the 12th and the 13th.

Go to WalnutSpringsRally.com.

That's just the website for everything we're doing out here.

Even though, I mean, the rally is the actual bike thing in May,

but I just use that website for everything.

Ted Nugent's birthday weekend.

Yeah.

That's going to be huge.

That's going to be fun.

Hey, the guy can play, man.

Oh, God.

He still has it.

He's damn sure he still has it.

Pre-K, do you have your white, black, Latino,

or other quiz for us today?

So nice.

You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge.

Yes, sir.

Everybody's favorite game where I read a crime story

or just news story.

And y'all just give me the general feeling that you get from it.

But our suspect this week is a serial car thief

living a badass lifestyle.

Reports show that police were patrolling the streets

in Mobile, Alabama, when they got a ring

about somebody breaking into cars at 3 a.m.

Prime hours for some crime.

Our suspect was spotted, but he did the dash

and took off in a Chevy Cavalier, speeding

through the residential neighborhood.

Little did he know he was driving through a dead end

and slammed into the back of a family sedan.

Cops pulled him out the car safely and proceeded to whip his ass.

And he was arrested for felony evading and theft charges,

but his mugshot revealed a giant tattoo across his neck

that reads, all gas, no brakes, fitting.

But is he white, black, Latino or other?

Man.

I was going to say black, but the tattoo changed that for me.

Yeah, Mobile, Alabama.

That's where the leprechaun was from.

Yeah.

Who all seen the leprechaun say, yeah.

Yeah, hey.

Hey.

But the tattoo, all gas and what?

No brakes.

I'm just going Asian just to be weird

because I think Pre-K's setting us up.

I think he's a white guy that he's from Louisiana.

Oh.

He's 23 years old.

Never been to school, not a day.

Like the water boy?

Yeah.

Yeah, this sounds like a meth crime.

Yeah.

Because a Cavalier.

Why are you stealing a Cavalier?

No respecting blackmail would steal a Cavalier.

No, no.

And that's why I was like, hey.

Man, there's a Hellcat.

Now, yeah, it's a different story.

That's also the lamest ass English language tattoo I've ever heard.

Right.

All gas.

No brakes.

Cha-cha.

No red brakes.

It's like something Dennis Miller would say.

Totally does.

What's your guess?

White.

Okay.

Wider than whitest white.

So you're white.

Turley, what are you?

White too, yeah.

Yeah, I'm going to go white from Louisiana.

That's a meth one.

And I'm Asian.

Okay.

Let's go.

Asian, Asian's an interesting choice.

Thank you.

But I guess, you know,

y'all are getting too good at this 37-year-old Timothy Allen Hugh,

a white man.

Yolo, look at this guy on the JCW show.

Wow.

Oh, wow.

Jesus Christ.

Thank you very much for looking like that.

Yeah, you see how I told y'all to cop's foot hands on.

He makes, yeah, they beat his ass.

He makes jelly rolling post Malone look pretty.

Oh, Lord, that's neat.

It looks like a movie poster.

So bad.

That looks like the guy from the Arkansas.

Remember that Arkansas crime years ago?

Yeah.

The, not Genesis, but there was another thing in Little Rock.

West Memphis, seven.

Yeah.

Little bit.

He looks like Uncle Fester at the age of 14.

Yeah.

No, that's exact.

You've got it right now.

Correct.

800-872-34800-800 radio.

We're going to do, you can't handle the truth after our next break,

so y'all can start loading up on that.

Um, you just lost a listener.

We have one of those.

We have one.

It's, it's different.

You just lost a listener.

So we get these emails from folks that have heard something

on this show that they're really upset them.

Otherwise, they would have listened and they probably did listen

even after they got mad, but they then send us an email saying,

I'm not going to listen to your show anymore.

This one came.

Oh no.

Well, guess what?

After July, whatever you won't have to.

You don't have to.

It's going away.

Brad Bussey, B-U-S-S-E-Y.

Brad is from New Braunfels, Texas.

Brad says, again, listen to this one.

See if you think where, where it actually came from.

Dear John, stop being a dick to Bobo.

At the end of all your bickering, you ask him to do a voice.

He doesn't even waver.

Respect your employees.

He doesn't get enough respect.

He doesn't need your S.

Bobo's a good guy.

Signed Bobo.

Well, it came from Brad Bussey.

You just lost a listener.

That's a little vote of positivity.

I guess I appreciate that.

Now, who handed you that email, JD?

Bobo.

Huh.

I just, I'm just thinking, did you have somebody write that, Bob?

No.

It just, it's written like you would say it.

I don't do that.

I know you guys make me out as dishonest.

Oh God.

Oh, there we go.

Drink all the whiskey I bought for you.

Well.

The best story was when Bobo was a morning man in Wichita Falls, Texas.

His co-host hated him.

So he would go to the office computer and write hate mail to the station

saying that it was some flower shop owner or something.

And Bobo finally figured it out.

And that homo did own a flower shop at one time.

Come to find out.

And he was a liar.

Oh, he was, dude, dude was off the hook.

He was like, you saw the cable guy?

Yeah.

He was a little like that.

But he would literally go, he was sending the, when you gave it to the IT people

and they mapped it back, they got the IP address of the radio stations

where the emails were coming from.

Coming from inside the house.

You know, I don't, I don't hold any hate about it anymore.

But the engineer did come in and go, what are you doing?

I was like, I'm looking at this hate mail, man.

Every morning now, he goes, he goes, he looked at it.

He goes, click, click, click, click.

He goes, that's coming from the station down the hall.

It was like, dear program director, please give Macmillan more airtime.

Bobo steps all over him and he won't let him talk.

He's so much funnier than Bobo.

Did he really?

Yeah, yeah, it was ridiculous.

And the guy wasn't the least bit funny.

I mean, he was the most unfunny, you know,

it's like a no talent hack trying to do it.

Trying to do it.

So we've got to take a music break.

And when we come back, we're going to do the truth is,

and this is this new little thing we've been doing.

It's fun.

We just opened the phone lines up for you guys.

800-800-7234, 800-800-7234, 800-800 radio.

Like a quick hit, no pleasantries, just state your mind.

The truth is the cowboys are better than the chiefs.

Yeah.

That's a comment.

The truth is Donald Trump's an idiot.

The truth is I love Donald, you know, just whatever,

whatever you want to do.

The truth is your show sucks.

The truth is your show is great.

Whatever it is.

I don't want to open phone lines to you guys.

800-800-7234-800-800 radio.

We will be right back.

And remember at 12 noon, we've got a new video going up

of a barn fine thing that I did up in Tulsa.

If you're a car nerd, you'll enjoy it.

You can watch it on our YouTube.

Be right back.

You ask, and I didn't say anything.

If you're a car nerd, you'll enjoy it.

And now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

Present it by GiveMeTheVin.com.

We're back.

Okay.

Time for the truth of the matter.

We call in.

You say your truth.

We click to the next one.

No hey guys, no love the show, no bubba blah.

No pleasantries.

We're just going to speed through them.

It's a fun little round.

And three, two.

We got to do the open first.

We'll do the open.

I can't tell you the truth because I love you too much, stupid.

Now somebody's not telling the truth here.

Sometimes the truth about how pissed off we are wins.

Put aside your selfish male ego and tell the truth.

You can't handle the truth.

Steve in Pooleville, go.

The truth is when you quit doing this show on Saturday,

I'm going to start doing meth.

Chris in Fort Worth, go.

The truth is, Day Day is a pretty damn good little bartender.

Thank you.

He would agree with you.

Captain Jack in St. Petersburg, Florida, go.

The truth is, this show, when it goes away,

is going to destroy my life.

And I may have to kill myself.

Oh, that's pretty heavy.

Mike, go.

The truth is, we're going to need another year of the show.

Send me some money.

Make it worthwhile.

Anthony Houston, go.

The truth is, we need firm dates in May for the rally, sir,

because we are all booking and cooking.

I will get that done immediately.

We're dancing around a squatter.

It's a complicated situation.

Somebody's chasing our dates and trying to book the town things,

like the things that's open for the town that we can rent

in the disclosure of the street.

So that is the truth.

Yep.

And you know him.

Oh, no.

Aaron, go ahead.

Hey, the truth is, y'all need to do on-air prostate exams

for our listing and join us.

800-800-7234, if you want to get in on this.

Jim, go.

The truth is, I have a new job,

but now I'm going to be working on Saturdays.

Congratulations.

James Irvine, California, go.

The truth is, we need JCW for president.

Ah, I am not interested in politics at this juncture in my life,

but I appreciate it.

JP in Oklahoma City, go.

The truth is, I woke up to a plate full of drugs

and decided to listen to the John Clay Wolf show instead.

I am glad that I can make a difference in your life.

And that's from in Oklahoma.

That's saying something.

He did have a plate full of drugs.

Timothy Lee, go.

The truth is, Bobo wasn't the first one to sleep on that table.

I heard Turley and Bennett sleeping on the table.

Crab and SoCal, go.

The truth is, this is the best terrestrial radio show on terrestrial radio.

Thank you for working on Saturday.

I appreciate that, man.

Thank you.

That means a lot.

Brian, Grand Prairie, go.

The truth is that marijuana is a hell of a drug.

Smitty and Orlando, go.

The truth is, you guys better not leave.

I love this show.

Let Rick K. put my new CD on and play some music for my new CD.

Thank you.

Danny and Houston, go.

The real truth is that this show has run its course.

Oh, Scott and Lake Charles, go.

The truth is that it's gumbo season again.

Thank you, sir.

That's funny.

That was a good one.

We didn't have enough smartasses on here.

We had one at the end there.

One, one good.

We ended it with a bang.

That's funny, good singer.

800-800-723-4800-800 radio.

It is time for Johnny Cash to come down from the heavens

and read a letter from a listener inside the prison.

What prison do we have today, Johnny Cash?

A little room, John.

But it starts off, I'm not sure if I pronounce this

correctly.

It says, oh.

Okay.

Then it says, then it says, giving a big howl to all my wolf pack homies.

That's what it says.

Oh, what's up, John?

I hope this message finds you well.

I'm doing time for Grand Theft Auto in here.

So I have been better.

Can't you tell I love cars though?

I guess you could say I've dedicated my life to them as well.

You guys are awesome.

I listen every Saturday morning.

I know you have the charity Dogs That Care.

I was wondering if your team could put together a petition

to let inmates in Tarrant County have dogs introduced

to our rehabilitation program.

I've heard it done before and it really calms the inmates down

and gives them something to care about.

Always had dogs growing up.

And it's one of the things I miss the most.

I even had a husky with it was part wolf.

Oh, I'm hoping you're and your buddies can pull some strings

or maybe even a leash.

You get it.

This is the most depressing place in the world,

but a tail wag and a nose nudge could make it 10 times better.

I do want to say RIP to my dog Lucky.

He got hit by an 18 wheeler way back when.

So he's not that lucky, but I do miss him.

And let me know if there's any.

This guy's pretty humorous.

He's good.

Let me know if there's anything you think

you all can do to get this ball rolling

for a game of fetch in the yard.

Your friend Hunter Coleman,

Tarrant County Correction Center, Fort Worth, Texas.

Partner, if you've got mail from jail,

just send it on down the line to us here at PO Box 471517.

That is in Fort Worth, Texas 76147.

Thank you, Johnny.

Dogs that care.

Dogs that care is the name of our charity.

We don't know what we do with that charity.

No idea.

We actually never formed the charity.

No, we have a website though.

Oh, do we have a website?

Dogs that care.

Oh, the listeners.

Yeah, dogs that care.

Dot org.

That's a McLaughlin moment, right?

Don't know what the dogs care about.

Everything.

Just everything.

We've had them on the show.

So what do you think the Cowboys are going to do,

boss?

How far do you think this goes?

It's going to be a nice,

satisfying building season towards next year.

They won't make the playoffs,

but I'm happy that they're actually going somewhere

because they weren't going anywhere.

And this, I have to say, I was worried about Shotty,

the new coach, Shotty Nimer,

and I think he's got the right staff going for him.

So if Jerry just keeps away,

it's a real team.

Yeah, a lot of good pieces in place.

And Shotty is a gunslinger, man.

He's got some dare in him.

Yeah, they're playing like,

they've got dogs on their team.

That's what they were missing.

Right.

They didn't have that edge to them.

Pickens.

How in the hell did he get overlooked in Pittsburgh?

I mean, they didn't have a thrower to him?

I mean, because...

Well, yes.

One, they didn't have a good quarterback.

Two, he's a little bit diva and Tomlin over there.

He does, he runs a real tight ship

and he just didn't, they didn't want to put up with it.

It was a steal.

I mean, the Cowboys,

Will McCray, Will McClay is doing a great job.

He's basically the GM.

He's the trade brain.

Yeah, he's that brain.

And what we did with Parkinson's,

Parsons actually was a good gig.

I was shocked.

I was, that was the first time I was like,

Oh wait, Jerry's serious now.

Hold on.

Right.

This is, you make a real football move.

That was a real football move right there.

It was a football move with two steps in bounds.

It counts.

Yeah.

So yes, we're a little excited over here in Cowboy World.

Yeah, it's all good.

The Rams are good.

Yeah.

Real good.

And the Niners are good.

And the Niners are going to beat us in the playoffs.

What's going to happen?

I think they're going to...

Okay.

Yeah.

I'm going to be great to see.

I do believe that.

800-800-7234-800-800 radio.

JD, you were asking me about paint and body.

Yeah.

So you took it abunged yourself to paint your Toyota Ferrari?

I had one fender that was obviously wrecked before I bought it.

So it's, it was flaking, fading.

So you decided to paint it with enamel from hand to hand?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Like perfect match.

You buy it on the internet.

It's 10 bucks.

It's perfect match for my vehicle.

It sounds like a dating site.

It is perfect match.

It's duplex color, perfect match.

So it's meant for cars.

Okay.

And it's, it really doesn't look that bad.

Did you sand it first?

You're supposed to sand it?

All right.

So...

This whole thing sounds kind of messy.

It's not messy at all.

Do we need, you need to get checked in?

No.

In a sorority.

You're scratching, you're itching, you're twitching,

you're just painting your car in the garage at night.

Losing weight like crazy.

Paint it, paint it, paint it, paint that car, paint that car.

So you just, you just masked it off and spray painted it?

Are you supposed to mask it?

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Did you really do this?

Go look at it.

It's...

Is it really pretty good?

It won't last, but that's, that's neat if it works.

It's not terrible.

From five feet away, you can't tell.

From, from any closer, it looks like somebody spray painted it.

Sound like your old girlfriend.

She's a 10 footer.

Yeah, she's a 10 footer.

It's not terrible though.

It's like, yeah, the spray paint was meant for this vehicle,

meant for this.

Well, if you take it to a body shop,

it's going to cost $500 just, just to sand and shoot a fender.

Just to get out of it.

Yeah, so I mean, if you can do that once every six months,

and then what else you can do with it?

What, what they didn't tell you, the real secret of this product.

Here's the secret, okay.

So you take a rag, and you spray that paint in it,

and then you huff it.

Oh, is that really?

That's what you're missing.

So with the extra paint that you have, you huff it.

Okay.

And it just keeps you going, man.

Okay.

It's just, it just keeps you on it,

and keeps you wanting to paint is what it does.

I will paint the whole car.

Ha.

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Cause I've got his eyes now over.

Get away.

I'm making woman.

Listen what I say.

Fuck her.

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