#534 John Clay Wolfe Show 12.13.25

This is the John Clay Wolf Show, heard every Saturday morning across America.

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What's up?

You brought these boxes up here?

Yes, they're presents for you, John.

Really?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, there's like a car hood, like a fender blank.

No, no, no, no.

These are actual presents for you.

Oh, that means it's a Wallachian edition.

I don't know.

Well, I do.

That one's way over there, the Wallachian.

Oh, there's no one.

Antonio Brown.

Uh-huh.

That's awesome.

And isn't it so fitting he's in the throwback prison sealer's uniform?

Yeah, these are Christmas presents that you have here.

That big one's got to be a visual of some sort, John.

Because it's big and flat, you know.

Let's open it.

Yes, let's do that.

We'll open it during the break.

Now you have JD Struggle on the air.

Oh, you must love the body of JD Struggle.

800-800-7234, you can see it on YouTube live if you go to a JCWShow.com.

And, um, DJ Homeschool, can you please put up the monitor so we can see what's going on?

So drum roll for presents.

Ballarla, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.

It's got to be Wallachian but it's big.

It looks like a car hood.

I was so pissed off when I walked up here.

I thought some mechanic brought a car hood up here.

Like, here you go boss.

We're up to see.

Well, my man, somebody's fixing it.

Had to go.

That would be funny.

That's really what I'm saying here.

And the reveal is big.

Hang on.

He's struggling.

Gosh, poor JD over there.

Look at this, Bobo. It's like an old man struggling with something.

Let's watch this live on the YouTube stream, JD struggling with a package.

And it's wrapped tightly.

He really gets into this.

Yeah, it's wrapped so tight, too.

Make sure you're in front of the camera, JD. That would always help, too.

But what JD knows that you and I don't think about is that nobody does this as well as JD.

No, it's like his...

Just look at the dedication.

Yeah, he's a professional present unwrapper.

You know what it is? Technique.

Technique.

I think it's just a frame.

Is it just a frame?

It looks like it's a frame.

Hold on, because that'd be very disappointing.

Oh, that worked.

Yeah.

If somebody put that frame that big in the middle of our radio studio, we need to...

He's still unwrapping.

Look at it.

16 lashes.

And now, with the presentation, it is...

Oh, no.

It's a frame.

Oh, my God.

I just don't understand why somebody would put that on our console in the middle of the deal.

Yeah.

Okay.

Thanks for the frame, JD.

It was a really nice job.

Great placement.

Make sure I gotta step over before I get on the air.

It's a big nice frame.

It may be from some company that makes frames and likes the show and wants to say,

Hey, look at our frames.

Okay.

Because how else do you explain that?

I don't know.

I mean...

Oh, my God.

Dude, it's three foot by three foot.

It's a huge frame.

JD, the good news is you got your exercise for the morning.

I did.

Dude, I...

I'm gonna bet.

I hate to keep working you.

Yeah, we got another box here.

I'm gonna bet the jerseys there.

So, we have a wall of shame in our studio walls.

And they're jerseys of people that have done bad things that fell from grace.

I've got Caitlyn Jenner up there.

I've got Hernandez up there.

We've got Antonio Brown now, which is gorgeous.

Take a picture of that one.

What is it?

Oh, Tannerite.

Who the hell put that up here?

Hey, whoever's putting this on my console, stop.

Sorry.

No, not you.

I mean, just...

I brought that up here because I had to transport that in a car.

But why are you putting it on my console?

I mean, just putting it like downstairs on the counter.

Because that's what I thought was...

You wanted Jack with me?

Yeah, that was it.

That was I wanted to Jack with you.

The gag gift is fun.

No, Tannerite, pro pack, two pounds.

So, we hit the 100,000 U2.

Wow.

Don't bang it.

Bang it on it.

Dear Lord.

I hate clutter.

Hang on.

I hate clutter.

I'm with you, man.

Just be easy.

Just be easy with that.

He just throws it outside.

So, we hit the 100,000 U2.

That was last night.

And right in time, we got the Tannerite.

Right.

And we're going to take the plaque and we're going to blow it up.

Perfect.

And when you're...

I just learned this about a year ago.

So, if you're a YouTube homo, like I officially am now.

I just had tendencies, but now when you have the 100,000 plaque, you're full on homo.

We love what we love.

And you get a plaque from YouTube and it's got a golden play button on it or silver.

It says congratulations.

And it's like 0.003% of the YouTube channels have that thing.

So, in honor of being excited about it, we're going to blow it up Tannerite.

Just because, you know, just to be gay YouTubers.

That's a gay YouTuber move.

Is it not?

It is.

Why is everybody getting so quiet on me?

Can I not say gay YouTuber?

I mean, there's probably better ways to say it.

But that's not the most controversial thing to say on there.

I mean, did you hear what Bijan Robinson said about football when he was being interviewed?

Smear and Q.

Yes.

Like this comment.

This got everybody up in arms.

Well, you had a play where he threw it to you and Bijan.

They threw it to you in the backfuge.

You made the first one this dead leg 3P.

And I said, oh, that's the word.

You're welcome to back y'all.

Everybody got mad because he said Smear the Queer, which is a game that was played back.

I don't know if they still play that now.

Who's they?

The Straits or the non-straits?

Well, it's football players or you're in your backyard.

Football players.

Shirts or blouses.

Well, the fact is obvious.

What does that mean to...

Oh, it's Tackle the Man with the football.

It's a traditional football term among players.

I need to do something real quick and this is super important, guys.

Oklahoma City listeners, please call me right now just to let me know that you're listening

not on the other station but on K-A-T-T the cat.

I don't want streamers.

I don't want you to Oklahoma people.

And I know you're in Oklahoma, so we got to say these instructions over again.

Only people listening on the cat.

100.5 K-A-T-T.

The cat rocks.

I need to check something.

I need to check what our listenership is in Oklahoma City on broadcast, not stream,

not podcast, nothing.

In Oklahoma City.

It's a test.

Actually, the tenth guy will get my cat t-shirt that I'm wearing right now.

I'll give it to you.

800-800-7234-800-800 radio.

Actually, let's make that the thirtieth guy.

That's kind of what the test is.

Okay.

So what made you think-

And I'm telling you guys also, there are some stations we're fixing to cancel and come

off of and you need to get familiar with the YouTube.

So go to JCWShow.com and click our YouTube thing so you can get familiar.

And the podcast is there.

The live stream is there.

And the YouTube video stream is there.

So you don't say, hey, man, you left.

Why are you not on anymore?

Where do I listen to you now?

That's where you listen to us.

But I want to test Oklahoma City K-A-T-T specifically on the FM broadcast.

Okay.

Sorry, I got that out of the way.

Yeah.

It's weird that you just thought about somebody in Oklahoma.

We're talking about homos and queer football.

No.

Baker Mayfield came to mind.

But he's straightened out.

That was the best video when he got tackled by the Arkansas police ever in any sports.

Does he- I think he deserves a slot on the wall of shame just for that move.

Even though he's one of the greatest quarterbacks in the NFL.

No, no, that wasn't- that's not-

It was good.

He hasn't shamed himself, man.

Yeah, that's not worthy.

You know.

Tony O'Brown, that's worthy.

And to pull back the curtain.

So that blank canvas that was there is supposed to have something in it.

And it's not there.

I'm a little upset because that was your Christmas present.

It was another wall of shame.

And we got ripped off.

You got robbed?

Yes.

Did you order that in the state of Oklahoma?

No, this is off eBay.

And I got to talk to the folks that helped chip in.

We got a problem.

I don't want to say what it was.

Yeah.

I still wanted to be a surprise.

But that was supposed to be in there.

Surprise!

Is there any ways behind that plastic thing?

I love, Tony.

No.

That sucks.

Sometimes they'll pack like valuable stuff like that.

That sucks.

Okay.

Doug in Oklahoma City, you're listening to the radio, not the stream, right?

Yes, that's correct, John.

Do you start me at 7 a.m. or 8?

Today it was at 7.

Okay.

Do they have remotes up there during like 11 and 12 o'clock hours?

Are they?

Was it a car dealership during the remote, or do you know?

They do.

On weekends and sometimes during the week.

Yeah.

Okay.

Normally the morning guys don't do any remotes, but afternoon.

Okay.

Thank you.

Oklahoma City, what's your name?

Tracy.

Do you catch us up there starting at 7 a.m. or 8?

I believe 8.

I think.

Okay.

Hmm.

Thank you very much for calling.

Okay.

All right.

Kind of awkward.

Yeah, we've got a lot of calls.

They start super early.

That's a good sign.

We can't.

Yeah.

800-800.

I'm not going to tell you why I did that.

It's a secret.

I think I know.

It's a secret.

Do you want to guess?

You've fallen in love with another PD.

He's leaving us early.

Good for an Oklahoma one.

Oklahoma.

Can you play?

Can you go out with You're the Reason God Made Oklahoma by Lefty Frizzell and Shelly West?

Oh boy.

That's a deep one.

That's a deep cut here.

You know, this is going to be on an LA tour in a minute.

They're going to love it because it talks about LA freeways also.

Indeed.

What was that title?

That was a long title.

I've never heard the song.

You're the reason God Made Oklahoma.

When's the OU at being the game?

Next week.

All right.

Who's going to win that?

God Made Oklahoma.

I don't know.

We don't have to do the bets on those yet because there's injuries that could happen

and pop up.

Hard to hook her up in Calvin County.

This is the song?

She looks like Derlder Derlder.

Yeah, that's it, man.

This is like Cornbread and Jesus Christ, dude.

You don't know this song?

No, I've never heard this in my life.

Okay.

We'll be back in a minute.

Lightning rounds up next.

Call in the phone number for your cars.

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Thanks.

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There's a blue northern passing through.

I remember green eyes and a rancher's daughter.

But remember, there's all that I do.

Losing you left a pretty good cowboy with nothing to hold on to.

Sundown came and I drove to town and drank a drink or two.

You're the reason God made Oklahoma.

I'm sure this is it.

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Oh, three Hummer H1 diesel 46,000 miles.

Yep.

H1, do you have 50 grand?

They're not anywhere near that.

But I'm trying to market for a friend of mine in California.

So her husband passed away.

How much is it?

I have no idea.

He's trying to get a bid for me.

I'm just making one up.

Yeah, I'm just making one up.

It might be a little more.

It might be, I don't think it'll be less.

H1 diesel.

Now, if it's an alpha, it's worth more for sure.

It's the pickup truck style.

Well, they had it.

The alpha has a Duramax engine in it.

And the other one has, I don't know if it's a Caterpillar,

it is, and they're international.

But anyway, please load it up in the GiveMeTheVin.com,

because I'd like to buy it.

But give us her contact number, because we don't,

we don't go through, you know, we don't.

Well, I know it's not mine.

I got you.

Yeah.

I've been in the car business all my life,

the Corvette business.

Thanks.

Got you, man.

Thanks, Rick.

Bye.

Okay, Jesse, Fort Myers, Florida,

20 Challenger, RT Shaker.

Yeah.

What motor is in that car?

It's a 27.

Okay.

53,000 miles on a 20, on a 20.

Is it like 18 grand?

I'm sorry?

Is it like 18 grand?

18 grand.

It's not a Hellcat.

Oh, no, no, it's not.

It's not a Hellcat.

Right.

It's just the RT Shaker.

Uh-huh.

Okay.

Is this John T. Woof?

This is me.

Nice to meet you, buddy.

You too.

I'm just pulling that off the top.

We're not live on the radio.

We're very live on the radio.

Oh, we are.

Yeah.

Well, listen, the reason I called you guys is because,

you know, the Mopar sites,

they have websites.

Sure.

And they have, and they have all these models that were put out

for so many years.

Okay.

And they show that, you know, on this year, so many cars were

made by this model, by this color.

Handmade guns early.

And by this engine.

Okay.

So I thought I had something special.

All right.

You lost John.

Sorry.

So I thought I had something special because it was like

a one out of 44 made.

Whatever.

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All right.

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Good morning.

It's the John Clay Wolf Show, starring John Clay Wolf

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and featuring DJ Pre-K, Rush Limbo, Keith Richards,

Randy the Chipmunk, and Satan, the Prince of Darkness,

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Dorian and Pittsburgh, good morning.

You're there.

Yeah, I just came back on.

DVD was off for about seven minutes.

Seven minutes?

Wow.

Yeah, and they just came back on just now.

I called Mike a little earlier when it went blank.

Thank you.

Do you think that they were censoring us?

No, they usually play their music, a song or their ads

or whatever, and then they go back, you know.

So it was Westwood One.

It had to be Westwood One.

Thank you, Dorian.

So our show leaves here and goes to Westwood One Satellite,

and then it pushes down.

And everybody on the chat on the YouTube thing

is saying all these different cities across the country

that went down had to be Westwood.

Somebody call in and let us know if it's back on in Dallas

and Houston and stuff.

800-800-7234-800-800 radio.

John in Minnesota, 68 Z-28, rally sport, body rested out,

gutted it out, four components.

Should he buy a Dynacorp body or make a coupe?

Make a coupe?

What's that mean?

It already is a coupe.

Buy a coupe, Camaro, and turn that into a Z.

Would that be a bad thing to do?

No, real Z's are worth more money,

and you've got to look at the fender tag and do the matchup.

This car, I would take the fender tags in the van

and put it on a better body.

Because a Z-28 body, the actual body,

is the exact same part as every other 68 Camaro, is it not?

That is correct.

So you'll have more value in having those fender tags

in that body, and just keep them and put them on another body

that's better.

If this body's falling apart on you because it's such a rust bucket,

that's what I'd do.

Yeah, and I have the original bill of sale to the car,

the protector plate.

I have everything to it.

It just had the body, yeah, it went by-by.

It was from the rust belt states.

And so I thought, well, would I be doing this harm?

Would I be hurting the people that they say it's only

original once and-

You would be going against the church a little bit,

and there's people...

But I mean, this happens all the time with these built cars.

I mean, like, these iconic blazers that are $380,000,

they buy a rust bucket, get the VIN number,

and they build a new one.

And that's not illegal.

No, it's not illegal.

Thank you.

800-800-7234-800800.

The chat room says you're back up everywhere, including Memphis.

Houston, good morning, you there.

Yes, sir.

Just letting you know you are in Houston.

Do you think that they knocked us off,

like because we were getting too close on the line

with the talk of the look in the coach and the girlfriend?

Yeah, what did you hear?

What was the last thing you heard?

She's got the look.

Is that the last thing?

Here's WW.

He says, I'm a black guy, and I've said that for years.

I'm nodding my head.

Got your back, John.

By the way, you're back on in Memphis.

Thank you.

And that's Memphis.

That's Memphis.

You want to reset when the topic was?

If we got them in Memphis, we're good.

That is validation.

Stop.

What was the topic?

I think it's fascinating.

The topic was does the...

Turn it up a little bit so it makes me more comfortable.

You don't want to feel alone.

Right.

So in high school, I noticed that the girls that dated the black guys had a different look.

Because there was a couple of attractive girls.

And they'd be walking down the hallway with their...

And they're overly affectionate with their boyfriend.

Big handhold and tight jeans and good body most of the time.

But they've got this platinum blonde hair.

And normally it's a dye job from a brown to a blonde.

And they've got this...

The way they put their makeup on, the base, is just a little bit thicker and a little bit different.

And then the eyeshadow is more of like a brighter blue.

And they've got...

You know, back then it was acid wash pants, but a little more booty.

And I just remember...

On the third one, because I'm sitting in class looking at these good looking girls.

And she's all...

She's with the running back, right?

Of the varsity team.

She ain't hiding it.

At all.

Not like this deal in Michigan.

And I found a common denominator, which is what my skill is in life.

Of the girls that like the black guys.

And I was like, there's a look.

And I've defined this look and I've known this look for a long time.

And that girl in Michigan's got the look.

She's got the look.

She's got the look!

And I'm not doing a good enough description of the look.

Just a little bit I did does not cover the whole thing.

But there's a feat, you just know.

It's very subtle.

The Kardashians don't...

They don't really have that look.

But it's harder to hit.

It's harder to score an import.

Correct.

That was a say.

Because you said, you claim that you can go into a room and pick them out.

White girls.

Yes.

White girls.

Not Armenian.

Yeah, or anything else.

Not...

Hey, hit him.

What do you got?

Yeah, so it's got to be a white girl.

You said you wouldn't bet somebody 100 bucks that you could pick out that girl.

That she wants to go with...

Oh, you want to bet me, okay.

Yeah, because I want to get my money back.

From losing all these football bets.

But yeah, I can definitely...

I would think the booty would be the one thing.

No, it's not the booty.

It's the hair.

It's a little bit small town country, overdone blonde job.

In the makeup.

Is it the blonde, the platinum blonde?

Like it's a big...

The platinum is like a positive...

The shade of platinum that they go with has a little bit of that white trash bleach in it.

A little more than the classy girl with platinum blonde.

I wonder what it is.

I mean, they've got to have a manual for these girls that they're following that.

Make ready.

We need somebody that can actually talk about this subject.

I feel like I'm talking about it pretty well.

No, a brother.

But a brother that...

Why?

Yes.

Why?

What is it?

They ain't got to ask nobody else.

John's here.

I know.

I mean, I think you've got it covered.

I'm trying.

That's...

You're not kidding though.

I mean, I grew up in a small town public school system.

Right.

Okay.

And we didn't have that then.

But...

Yes, you did.

No, we didn't.

Yes, you did.

We didn't have...

There were no black people in the town I lived in when I left after high school.

That doesn't mean that the girls didn't find them in the next county.

When I moved back in 2012, that has changed somewhat.

And it's there now.

Well, a few went to college and that happened.

Yeah.

But never in like, you know, in my school time days.

Who went to college?

Some girls.

Oh.

But they didn't have the luck.

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Oh, but they had the boyfriends though.

Do you hear me, sweetheart?

They had the boyfriends though.

The boyfriends.

Let's see here.

You know our...

Our little town right here, Walnut Springs is very unique.

We have some very interesting folks.

This week John recorded one of our favorites.

We have a guy named...

We just call him Mumbles.

Now, I think we should give away a t-shirt to anybody that can actually say what he's

saying here.

He's trying to explain something about an odd rumor that went around Bosque County,

which is here.

When he moved here?

When he moved here years and years ago.

This is Mumbles, cut number four.

Listen closely.

Okay, so that doesn't do justice.

You have to watch the video because it's the pause.

Do we have a video going up on JC?

The pause that you had, John, when this guy was...

You don't know what he's saying.

It is just the silence.

And you're like, what the f*** are you talking about?

I mean, every time.

I just...

I can't stop playing that.

Well, that's...

What are you talking about?

That's why I put it on the real.

I figured it would pick up, but it just didn't catch.

No, there's another reel that's going up of Gilson.

And he's a really good guy, by the way.

Really good guy.

I like this guy.

Do you remember the squirrel man that had a squirrel in his beard?

Oh, sure.

That's really him.

That's him.

Oh, my God.

That's what he sounds like.

But I've got another deal.

Because he sounds like the mumbler in Blazing Saddles.

Yes!

That's exactly who he sounds like.

Here's the clip again if you can understand.

I've been in Barkie County for three months.

And any time I like him, I like to say hello.

Being jailed over there by eight boys over there,

claims is a thing.

What the f*** are you talking about?

Hey, I've been in Barkie County for three months.

And they're like, what the f*** are you mean over there?

Claiming I was a daddy.

In the video, when you say it, he looks at you like,

you didn't know what I was saying?

What do you mean?

I said, you understand what I'm saying?

We were sitting on a park bench after the car show

and all the cars were starting to leave.

And it was almost sunset.

And I was sitting there with Gilson

and he's just doing this thing.

And I said, I whipped my phone out and started recording.

I said, I'm recording this because it's gold.

It's too good not to record.

And I've got more.

And I spurred him along.

He started going again because he probably forgot

or didn't care that the camera was on.

But he likes the attention.

I think it started off a little bit as a shtick

and then he's embraced it because he's a smart fellow.

He ain't done it.

But he is one of a kind.

He knows how to call.

He's been here for three months

and he told my wife,

yeah, I know my son, hello.

Being jailed over by eight boys over

and claimed he was a daddy.

What the f*** are you talking about?

Yeah, he's been in Bucky County for three months

and there's eight more f***ers he met over there

claiming that he was a daddy.

He's trying to tell me

when he got here, he got a lot of tail.

He's only been here for three months

and there's already eight boys over in Bosque County

saying I'm their daddy.

That's my translation.

Jail is in there somewhere.

What the f*** are you talking about?

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No, I said he's a sheriff.

We'll be right back.

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Car calls.

Come in now.

This is the car segment.

Year make model miles,

average driver clean.

Year make model miles.

Average driver clean.

And I will bid the cars during the car segment

right after this song.

Forgive me the VIN.com, America's best car buyer.

Walking like a man.

Hitting like a hammer.

She's a juvenile scam.

Never was a quilla.

Tasted like a rain block.

She's got the love.

Now, back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

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This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

And this is the lightning round where we bid the cars

on the air real quick.

But, Patricia Pittsburgh,

back to our last segment.

What was your comment?

My comment is I totally agree with the gentleman

who said she's got the look.

And I think he should up that bet

because I'm telling you I went in on it.

I'll win right along with him.

We'll take everybody's money.

I'm 60 years old.

All my children are vibrational.

And I'm going to tell you,

the white girls got that look.

Hahahaha!

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania in the house.

Thank you, Patricia.

Go Steelers.

Okay.

David, you've got 23 Ram tradesmen.

Four-wheel drive, 85,000 miles.

You've got seven trucks for sale.

Has an offer for four

from a local wholesaler.

Where are you located?

We're in Marshall.

Okay.

Let me...

Instead of just bidding one on the air,

let me just get this...

Let me get to y'all fairer.

I want to try to buy all seven.

All right, great.

Thank you.

Because I got the...

He's got the look.

He's fixing to sell something.

800, 800, 70.

I'm going to show up.

If I miss the bid,

I'll be like with a peanut butter knife.

I'm going to kill myself.

Oh gosh, yeah.

Ty, North Carolina. Good morning.

Good morning, sir.

What you got?

You are absolutely right.

There is a look.

Now, I've been married for 30 years

to a white woman.

And even before that,

I could tell.

Now, for Johnston County,

and there's definitely...

There's definitely a look.

Was my description of the look

of the high school girls that I was talking about

is did you resonate with that look

that I was describing?

Oh, yeah.

The only thing that you missed

was there's a certain haircut.

Yeah.

If they got that little cut to here,

then that's...

Like a short haircut in that blonde?

Yeah.

You know what I mean?

Like an angled cut.

Hey, Ty!

You're on it, dog.

I know exactly what you're talking about.

And that's not as much today.

Now, that cut has worked its way out of the system.

But you sound like you're about my age.

Yeah.

But that was...

The girl that I...

The two girls that I was looking at in high school,

they had that Karen kind of cut

that I want to see your manager haircut.

That's exactly it.

Thank you for validating me, Ty.

I feel better now.

I feel like I'm not going to make this bet

because we're going to win, so...

800-800-7234.

We're going out with The Look by...

Who sings that?

Roxette.

Roxette Birabek.

Move it like a hammer.

She's a miracle man.

Loving is the ocean.

Kissing is the way to stand.

She's got the look.

Give me the fan!

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We're not the TV couple.

My wife and I, we don't watch a lot of TV.

Sometimes we end up on random stuff.

We're watching this Jeffrey Dahmer.

If you don't know who Jeffrey Dahmer was,

he was eating people in the late 80s.

Turn it on.

Now, my wife is the pause-it wife

constantly asking me to pause the program.

20 minutes in, she's like, could you pause it?

Huh?

Okay, what is it?

She's like, I don't understand what's going on here.

He's eating people!

There's not a lot of plot twists, babe.

I don't know what to tell you.

He got hungry.

That's the movie.

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf Show.

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Good morning, everybody.

Sorry about the interruption earlier.

I think it was the radio gods censoring us.

It happens.

It's been a while.

But there's letting me know they're still there.

Shout out to my man John Moschita.

W-D-V-E.

The mighty dove of rocks.

Charlie, so I lost more money last weekend on the bench.

Actually, no.

You won 25 bucks.

Okay.

Yeah, so you did pretty good.

We did seven games last week.

You went four and three.

So now you're only down $375.

And that's with the 100 for Archmene?

Correct.

With that 100.

JD, do you have some Florida news?

I do have Florida news, actually.

I'd love to hear some Florida news.

And now from North America's own Land Down Under.

It's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard.

Fun stuff happens in Florida.

A 36-year-old man in Florida arrested.

This part's not weird.

He was arrested.

He crashed a stolen BMW near Bicentennial Park.

And that's not real remarkable.

That happens a lot.

When the cops asked Calvin Johnson where he was headed,

Calvin Johnson where he was headed,

he said he didn't really know.

In fact, he wasn't sure where he was.

In fact, he wasn't sure how he got into this vehicle.

He thought possibly, and we have audio from this,

he was teleported into the vehicle by aliens.

Oh.

Cut number seven.

This sounds like it needs to be one of pre-K's deals.

It could be, well.

Got seven.

Cut number seven.

130 miles an hour, and I swear to God.

Watch this, dude.

You have a fire extinguisher, sir.

No, I don't want to.

I don't want to.

I'm teleporting something.

Where'd you get the car from?

I don't know.

He's on the beach side.

I don't know.

I'm teleporting.

Did you come from Bicentennial Park?

I don't know.

He stole the car.

But you got, you saved me from the aliens.

You saved me from the aliens, man.

That is a good stick.

Yeah, that's a good one.

You just saved my life.

Thank you, officer.

I was teleported.

Yeah, I was teleported.

I don't even know where I am.

You know why?

Because I was teleported.

I like that.

Did he get out of the ticket?

No.

He went to jail.

Last Sunday, it's just another fun story out of Florida.

Just after one o'clock in the afternoon, now this is the middle of the afternoon, an officer

in Ocala PD was sitting in his parked patrol car, just minding his own business.

When he observed a lady walking down the sidewalk, no big deal, right?

All right.

She was taking from a liquor bottle so that would be flag number one.

Wearing no pants.

Oh.

Flag number two.

And, oh yes, her underwear was hanging down around her knees.

Flag number three, when the officer attempted to speak to Jones, she allegedly became

combative.

And they, of course, detained the 37-year-old Kendra and Jones.

And she was charged with sexual exposure and public intoxication.

And actually, believe it or not, we have Kendra here in the studio.

Oh, do we?

We brought her in from Florida just for today, if she could step up.

It's that microphone right there.

She doesn't have pants on still.

Nope, not yet.

That's kind of interesting.

And stores the panties hanging down around her knees.

Yeah, this is interesting.

Hello, Kendra.

No, I don't.

I got my panties out here, you dirty man.

Yeah, your panties are down right.

Do you want to pull those up, please?

I didn't know that, no.

I was walking around that cop because I was there.

Hey.

Yeah.

Do that here, Nick.

He does that while I'm drinking Fireball.

Fireball?

Yeah, he took my Fireball from me and my husband bought me that.

Oh, no.

We over at the Land Sharks Bar.

We had a good time over at the Land Sharks.

Land Sharks.

Yep, because they was two dollars and a half an hour.

Okay.

On Sunday.

And we drank the Land Sharks Bar and beers.

And then he came out and said, honey, I'm going to leave Fireball with you.

I got to go to work.

I said, I love you.

He said, I love you too.

Where'd your pants go?

I don't know.

You don't know where the pants went?

I don't know.

But I didn't lose the Fireball case.

I didn't leave it.

It spilled a single drop.

I believe they took it.

And the cops said I was sexy.

No, I don't believe you said that.

He did.

He put me and he put handcuffs on me.

He said, you're sexy.

Took you to jail.

You're sexy too.

And it took us a long time to get back to police.

But I'll tell you that.

And we were drinking Fireball.

Yeah.

And playing with the handcuffs.

And he even put the siren on.

He did just for you.

Ladies and gentlemen, Kendra from Florida.

Have a good time.

Appreciate you hanging out with us.

Tell us your story.

Fireball did it.

Wow.

Fireball did her panties.

I don't know about that Fireball, man.

That stuff.

I don't...

You know what?

Somebody was...

That's what killed Washer Ball.

I mean, Washer Ball killed Washer Ball.

Is that right?

But he used Fireball to finish himself off.

I was at my wife's boss's Christmas party.

And somebody was sipping Fireball.

I've never heard of that before.

You usually shoot it, right?

It's a shot.

That peanut butter Fireball stuff, that is frozen.

You can sip that.

It's pretty damn good.

I mean, it is like...

Cinnamon liqueur.

Like a cinnamon schnaz.

Did y'all know that alcohol sales are going down?

Down.

Yep.

As well as they've been in forever.

Was it because of the weed being legal?

Yes.

Probably.

And kids are just not drinking.

They're not partying like we did.

Right.

They're just not going to bars.

My kids are that.

They're not yours.

They're still exceptions.

Isn't that weird?

They're not the exception.

It's a rule.

More so.

And people are pulling back and older people are pulling back.

Like Joe Rogan just said he quit drinking.

But he's big time into the weed.

Oh, is he?

Oh, God, yes.

Just a big ol' stoner.

Yeah.

It's amazing how...

Dude, you get the weed.

Bob, maybe all that preaching that devil's going to come in

and these different forms to take us over.

The weed first, and then the AI,

and it just makes everybody dumb and brain rot.

I don't know.

Did you guys know I quit drinking?

I think you did.

Yeah, I did.

Tuesday about 11 o'clock or not.

There we go.

I was waiting for it.

I haven't started again yet.

That's called a pause.

That's not called a stop, Bob.

You know, my daughter just quit drinking, just stopped.

Does she?

Yeah, a year ago.

Just no more.

Good.

That's awesome.

Some people can do it.

There wasn't a big problem.

She just stopped.

She just quit.

Yeah.

My son did as well.

See, alcohol sales are down.

I guess down 15%.

At least.

It's a lot.

I heard 20, but okay.

Where did you hear?

CNN this week.

They did the story on it.

Oh, I didn't know that.

Well, should we all quit?

So we can be with the cool kids?

I already did, too.

In fact, I'll have 18 years in January.

Yeah, JD quit for real.

Nice job, JD.

I quit for real.

Yeah.

Hmm.

It does steal your...steal your...

I don't know.

Your focus.

Yeah.

But you happen to own a bar.

Yeah.

It's kind of hard.

Well, I mean, I drink beer outside of that place a lot more than I do inside.

Makes sense.

I know a guy that owned a bar and he never drank and I said, why don't you ever drink?

He says, because I sit here all night and sell it to people.

My dad told me when I got into this car business that I was super into cars as

a car freak, right?

Yep.

And I remember there was a day behind the office.

There was 10 cars lined up and I was taking them all to auction.

I was nervous as a whoring church.

Okay.

And he said, you need to calm down.

I'm like, why?

He said, I know you.

He said, there'll be a time in the near future.

There'll be 50 and then there'll be 100 and there'll be 150.

He said, just get used to it.

And he said, as far as your car thing, it's going to be like the playboy that

bought a strip club and turned into a homosexual.

And I thought about that for a minute.

What he was saying is that my excitement for cars would chill out.

Chill out.

You just see them all the time.

And that's really why I got back into the classic and collector cars.

Those are the Hot Wheels.

They're so sexy.

Those are the Hot Wheels.

I like playing Hot Wheels.

Yeah.

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Does not hire a high-powered lawyer that the other one cannot afford.

Yeah.

Benny Hanna's.

Interesting.

Is Benny Hanna still open?

I don't know.

Yes.

Hey, I got, I went to chat to you,

but he'd asked it while younger kids are drinking less.

He, a health alcohol is now clearly tied in their mind stakes.

Anxiety, sleep problems, weight gain and depression,

feeling good tomorrow beats getting hammered tonight.

We'd replaced alcohol.

This is an interesting one.

Social media punishes drunk behavior.

Yeah.

Every mistake is recordable, permanent and searchable.

Getting drunk is reputation risk.

Where it wasn't before.

I mean, money is tighter and feels tighter.

Dating and sex has changed.

Fewer bars, more apps, less liquid courage needed.

This is all making sense.

Work culture punishes hangovers always on worksite hustles,

early calls, slack, Zoom, et cetera.

Huh.

Well.

The social media one, that makes a lot of sense.

The mob guys are going to have to find something else to push because they're...

Dope.

I think they're, yeah, I'm sure they felt other things.

But Corleone and the Godfather said,

we cannot get into that stuff.

We cannot move to smack.

It's bad.

A lot of money in that wipe out of pop.

Sonny wanted to.

What else is going on in the world?

You'll like this one, John.

This involves intimate relations in a jeep.

A former Kansas art.

Why are they always hot too?

These teachers, former Kansas art teachers accused of having

unlawful relations with a 17 year old Wichita

independent school district student that began four years ago.

That's pretty bad.

Yeah.

That's not good.

So 17, 13.

Yeah.

According to investigators, 30 year old.

Wow.

Nikki.

Her name is Nikki.

Nikki Baird met the student when he was in middle school.

That's bad.

Wow.

Here's part of the local news 12.

There's special report on it.

Cut number two.

She's an award winning art teacher who was celebrated as a

teacher of the month and a good apple in her district.

Now she's accused of betraying that trust in a big, big way.

She was charged with four felony counts of having unlawful

sexual relations with a student.

Detectives say this wasn't a brief fling.

This was a crime that spanned many years beginning when

Baird was the boy's middle school teacher and allegedly

it escalated through his high school years.

While other kids were still in class, the affidavit says

that they met to have sex in her Jeep multiple times,

sometimes three or four times a week.

Damn.

Is that what the ducks are for?

For three years.

It's like an award like, hey, here you go.

Is it a Jeep Wrangler or is it a Jeep Grand Cherokee?

That's a good question because it makes a difference.

Why?

Jeep Wrangler?

Yeah, I mean there's not.

Like what's the difference?

There's no real back seat.

Unless they're doing the front seat, but then you do have

headroom if you have the top down.

But then everybody would see you.

Yeah, so then you're a freak.

Four times a week for three years or four years is a lot.

Yeah, it can't be a Wrangler.

It's got to be a Cherokee.

If it was a Cherokee, why did you mention that it was a Jeep?

Why does it matter?

That's dumb.

I don't know.

I think it matters what kind of car you're in,

have sex, don't you?

Yeah.

There's some good ones and bad ones.

Well, I don't know if they're bad ones.

I mean, there are comfortable ones and uncomfortable ones,

but you're going to do it.

One's with a center console, like an S10 pickup truck.

That's not a good one.

Truck Camaro.

That's a bitch.

Sahara's got a lot of room in his back there.

I'm not kidding.

In the employee garage at KPLX Radio, that's a bitch.

Sticker automatic.

Still have heard.

Was it sticker automatic?

I don't know what you're talking about.

I had a Honda CRX for a few years back in the day.

The Honda.

SI model, yeah.

Those things have come back.

That's a tiny number.

Hey, if you have like a little CRX that is in a barn or a shed that's been sitting for 100 years,

please go to GiveMeTheVin.com and load it up,

because the market on those have come back up.

Really?

It's worth restoring.

It's crazy.

Those little GoDaddy men.

You've found so many barn finds.

I mean, barn find is a term that is not true.

I mean, stored cars in sheds, warehouses, storage units, barns, but yes.

You've found a ton of them.

Well, I mean, they come out of the woodwork.

Yeah, barnfind.com.

Yeah, we love buying those.

And we do those stupid little videos on them and everybody loves them.

So it's shtick and it's fun.

I'm doing it anyway.

I mean, what we're doing in those videos is very real.

It's what I'm having to go do anyway.

Right.

And we're just taping it.

And congratulations on 100,000 subs.

Yes.

That took a long time.

You worked so hard, man.

That was a pain in the ass.

I had a lot of scenes working on this to try to get the logistics down of what works on YouTube.

You've figured it out.

Oh, I know, but it wasn't tears.

It was really more difficult than I wanted it to be.

Yeah.

Because when I was talking to, you know, it's, it's these people think they can just

get a yacht.

I just get a YouTube channel and I'll just I'll get a millionaire because this guy

makes a million.

His name is Mr. Beast or whatever, and they think it's easy.

It is.

cranked me up actually, he's watching Mr. Beast,

Jimmy Donaldson's interviews because he's really honest

and he did a few quote unquote podcasts

and I was listening to his ass

and he sounds like me in his brain,

the passion and the tenacity and the wild overdoing

and details and I'm like, okay, I get what he's saying.

I think most people would be watching what he's saying

and think that he's not telling the truth.

He's absolutely telling the truth

because it's like what we did with radio

and starting this radio show,

how do you do radio better and all that good stuff?

No, I get it.

I understand what he did

and I started using that level of polish and detail work.

For the video?

Yeah, and it started working.

But it costs money to do that.

Something like this month,

well, I'm looking right now,

we've got $18,000 of YouTube money,

but I've got three full-time guys, three.

And then that's not counting my time

and what it costs to buy all those camera equipment

two and a half years ago and da, da, da, da, da.

Yeah, it's not cheap.

I mean, really, if you're gonna get it up

to where you're making $250,000 a year on YouTube,

your production quality's gonna probably cost,

or at least the expenses of it,

are gonna cost that much.

And that's what he does with his contests

and stuff like he's just recycling money.

And when he says,

I don't know how much money I really have,

I spent it all on the shows.

I believe everywhere he's saying,

I'm talking about Mr. Beast.

And then he did an interview

where he was talking about his chocolate bars

and he was geeked out about the chocolate bars.

He said, let's go right now to the store

and look at the packaging

and the shelf placement of my chocolate bars.

And the detail he was talking about said, okay, I get it.

So in order to succeed in this,

you have to be over the top maniac.

Just be on it all the time.

Yeah, just every little solid little detail.

800, 800.

So when we did that, it started growing like crazy.

What else you got, boss?

You just got so many people working for you.

You get people following you.

You're just driving you crazy.

They have video people following you around all the time.

They really don't.

No, I mean, when we do that,

it's like, no, you might see that.

No, I mean, I haven't had a camera on me.

We'll sit down and do cuts when we need to.

But when we're gonna go do a gig,

then yeah, we have people on those.

But otherwise, no.

I don't, I'm not doing the reality TV thing.

We're-

Television takes so much time and energy.

And editing, and editing, and editing.

It's all about the edit.

Absolutely.

One minute of produced TV is at least 10 hours

of actual shooting, video posting, production, thought, yeah.

Oh, on big TV?

Yeah, on big TV.

Yeah, yeah.

We're not taking that far, but yeah.

It's still-

It's like, you're not going to get there.

But add up how many hours you guys edit.

No, but it is daunting.

If you look at the evolution of the quality of vids

that you've had in, oh, go 12 months.

Just 12 months ago.

Totally different.

You know.

I mean, it's something about the formula

that you guys have come up with.

Yet it is very important.

But I'm seeing you just this past week, last few days.

I'm seeing you do videos and you got like

a sincere smile on your face

and you're vibrant and energetic.

Yep, yep, yep.

And it's fun to watch.

Good.

That's magic in a bottle.

Yeah.

And I don't know how you guys do that.

Well, that's why I like coming here

so I can be a jerk.

That's magic in the bottle.

Well, we used to shoot videos

and you were in, because we didn't do it every day.

We didn't know we were doing it.

You weren't as fluid.

You are really slick.

Oh, I remember the time when we first started with you.

I was wanting to do the video thing.

You're like, no, I don't want to be on camera.

No, no camera.

We had a guy that ran video named Stoner Dave.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

He was doing it.

No, no, I don't want this.

I don't want to do it.

That was a very large mistake,

not to start this a long time ago.

Oh, I know.

And that's my fault.

I should have pushed him more.

I just didn't know what,

I didn't know that it would,

I didn't know what was on the other side of it.

Yeah, I just, I should have pushed him more.

Anyway, YouTube channels, John Clay Wolf,

you can go to JCWShow.com.

You have a new one coming out today?

Every Saturday at noon.

Every Saturday at noon,

we've got a new video coming up.

And yeah, I won't, I mean, it's,

but now we're in the algorithm.

So when your video gets published,

YouTube trusts you enough as a producer.

They push it.

That they're going to push it.

So, you know what?

I'll teach you about thumbnails when we come back.

Okay.

It's really interesting.

We'll be right back.

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I heard the news, baby.

Did you all ever watch Tiger King during COVID?

Do you remember that guy?

Oh yeah.

Joe Exotic.

I think we all did.

And all the gay lovers in Oklahoma.

Most fascinating thing ever.

Joe Exotic.

Hey Joe!

Is it him?

How are you doing?

I'm good.

All right, Joe's with us guys.

Are you alive?

I am, I am.

I saw something on Facebook.

Showed that you were in the hospital.

I think that's probably an old picture

because I haven't been in the hospital.

Okay.

It sounds like you're in the commissary.

What are they serving today at prison?

I'm in the middle of six telephones here.

Everybody's calling home.

But what are they serving today?

Grumbled eggs and rubber French toast.

Rubber French toast.

Have you come to the conclusion

that you're never getting out?

I am.

That's why, you know, I don't do a lot,

but sleep lately because I am depressed

watching him pardon all these rich people.

Oh man.

That's crazy.

We should have just killed her

and then at least you'd be in there

and know you did something.

I'd have been in state prison.

I'd have been out by now.

I'll talk about Carol Baskin.

Is there no question that she killed

her husband in your mind?

There's no question.

None.

Why?

Well, I mean, real quick, look at it.

Okay.

She is the one who designed his power of attorney.

Okay.

Cause it says it was designed by her

on the power of attorney.

First sentence in case of my disappearance.

Who the hell does that?

Okay.

And then she files it with the court

to make a legal document.

Three months later, she reports it missing.

Five years and one day later,

she has him declared dead in a federal court

and collects seven over $7 million.

And then on Tiger King II,

the sheriff says that they proved

that Don's signature was forged.

So if Carol made it and Carol signed it as a witness

and Carol filed it with the court,

Carol had to watch Don Forge it.

So, you know, at least they could have got her

for fraud, you'd think.

So what do you think she did with him?

I swear, I honestly, I think the Tigers ate him.

We're talking about,

we're on the phone with Joe Exotic, Tiger King,

Carol Baskin, the old story from five years ago

was longer than that for you.

And then what we, most people didn't know

is Joe was in prison when for attempting

for hiring for a hit to kill Carol Baskin

when the Tiger King movie came out.

So he has never seen Light of Day with all of his fame.

And I, and I was in jail two years before it even filmed.

So they used footage off of the YouTube,

my YouTube channel.

So I didn't even film for it.

Yeah, crazy.

And then what about Jeff Law, what happened to him?

And he's still out there

calling people out of money.

And who, did Carol wind up with your zoo?

She did.

And did she sell it?

She did, I mean, my zoo was probably worth

three and a half million dollars

when she sold it for 140,000 bucks

with a contract for a hundred years

it can never be a zoo again.

Why would she sell it so cheap?

That doesn't make sense.

She doesn't sound like a woman.

What did he do then?

Because I owed her that judgment of a million dollars,

so she just sold it for two million dollars.

This call is from a federal prison.

And wipe off that judgment and give me a million dollars.

If she sold it for 140,000 dollars,

now she still has a $800,000 judgment on my head.

Yeah, but I mean, what about the guy

that got to buy it?

I mean, I would have loved to buy the thing

for $150,000 or being able to sell it for a million dollars.

So did she do an inside trade?

I mean, that's leaving too much money on the table.

That's what we think,

because nobody can find this Hernandez guy

that supposedly bought it.

Because a lot of people have wanted to raise the money

to buy it back and just turn it into

kind of like a museum, you know?

Right.

But no, nobody can find the guy

that supposedly bought it.

Interesting.

Is there a Tiger King III or they done with it?

Well, they can't get any tape on you,

so there's not much acting to be done.

And your old husband, the methie one is dead, isn't he?

The one that killed himself?

Oh yeah, he's dead.

Sorry, I forgot the story.

And why did he kill himself?

I'm playing with his gun.

Oh, it was supposed to be an accident?

Yeah, he was sitting in the office

and he dared one of the employees

that it wouldn't go off if he put the clip out

and left one in the chamber.

And guess what, it went off.

One thing I noticed when I was watching Tiger King

is there were a lot of people missing limbs.

You know, and that goes to show you, okay,

because I have the raw footage of her losing her arm.

Yep.

And that Tiger ate everything

that came off of that arm.

And that's why it would be so easy to believe

that Carol fed her husband the Tigers

because, man, that Tiger that pulls her arm off

ate every bit of what he got off of there.

He's talking about the girl that was missing the arm,

one of his zookeepers in Tiger King,

Joe saw the arm come off and Tiger ate her.

How did y'all get him not to eat the rest of her?

Well, she wasn't in the cage.

She stuck her arm through the cage.

But you know, your arm has two bones

under the radial and on our bone.

And the Tiger ate one of those bones completely.

I mean, completely.

And all of the skin and meat that came off of it.

So Carol Baskin, does she still have her big cat reserve?

Nope.

She gave all of her Tigers away to people in Arkansas

to take care of.

And she sold her property for 19 and a half million dollars

for a housing development.

And where did she go?

Do you know?

She's still in Tampa that I know of.

What if you're listening, Carol?

We're on them in Tampa right now.

What did you do to her?

What did you do to her to make her so angry at you

like this?

And I think she just had this thing for me.

I should have just took one for the team.

Really?

Uh-huh.

Ha-ha-ha.

A jilted lover?

Really?

Ha-ha-ha.

She's obsessed.

She's pretty obsessed.

Like, did y'all ever have a moment

like solo where she pled her love to you, Joe Exotic?

You know, I've never even seen her face until my trial.

Did y'all talk on the phone?

Nope.

Never talked to a woman.

That's weird.

That's very strange.

It is.

That tells you what an internet stalker can do for you.

Well, Joe, have a good day in prison.

I know every day is probably like the last day

and the next day, but keep on keeping on.

Sorry about all the bad luck.

You know, I don't know if anybody told you,

but you know, I hired Trump's lawyer finally.

So I've got Peter Tickton on board.

So he's pushing my clemency through.

We're hoping.

You know, we got a follower on our YouTube live stream,

too, Joe, calls herself Queen of the Juice.

She loves you.

She says, I love you, Tiger King.

She's said it over and over and over

while you've been on the air with us.

But you can only appeal so many times

and that last one was denied.

So, I mean, I don't see why they would hear another case.

Yeah, so Peter Tickton is taking it to the Supreme Court.

Who's going to pay him?

Pardon?

Who is going to pay his bill?

Well, that's what, you know, I'm doing Christmas calls

and all kinds of stuff trying to.

This call is from a federal prison.

I'm up with a quarter of a million dollars,

but he went ahead and took my case on contingency

that I will pay it somehow.

Oh, he thinks he can get you out

and then you'll have enough fame when you get out

and make money and pay him back.

That makes sense.

Well, you know, Jerry Jones with the Dallas Cowboys

is a lawyer.

Levi McCathern wrote me a promissory note

for half a million dollars to him if he got me out.

So the bill's paid plus some.

So I have to say, go Cowboys.

All right.

Thank you, Joe.

Have a good day and Merry Christmas.

Hey, can I do a real quick shout out to the guards

in the mailroom because they listen to you every Saturday.

Absolutely.

God, they work hard down there, all right?

All right.

All right, John, thanks.

See you.

Take care, Joe.

And speaking of guards in the mailroom.

Yeah, miles will have it, right?

Do you want to start Johnny Cash

and then we can come back to him?

We can go long.

Is the lighting round next?

It's next, but we can,

you want to do it after the lighting round?

Oh, you can go ahead and go.

Yeah, let's do it.

We can do whatever the hell you want.

What?

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.

What's up?

John Liswick's mail from JL Enter reads,

hello to everybody on the show.

Hey, JCW, I'm glad I can catch a show on the weekends

and tune in for some laughs with you guys.

My name is Shane Everidge from Raleigh, North Carolina.

I'm going to be spending the rest of my foreseeable future

right here in prison for robbery and kidnapping charges.

No sad stories here.

If you do the crime,

you have to know there's a good chance

you might do the time.

Hey, you guys remind me

of how drunk me and my buddies used to get.

And then we'd wake up all hung over and sit around

and chug keystone lights from the night

before to get our buzz back on

and just crack each other up on those Saturday

and Sunday mornings.

Sometimes we'd do it until Monday too.

Out in North Carolina, there's not a lot to do,

but get drunk and chase skirts.

Speaking of, if any ladies are listening

and want to lighten the mood around here,

just send me a letter.

I'm six feet tall with long brown hair,

green eyes, Caucasian,

and I work on a farm when I was a kid.

So I know my way around a large heifer.

You know what they say.

If she ain't 280, she ain't a lady.

This guy's got a little stick.

I would appreciate the attention very much.

Seems everybody forgets about you when you go to prison.

You really feel alone and you can't trust nobody.

Good money ain't easy to come by.

You don't know what happens

when we'd run out of toilet paper around here.

So if those cars are paying off,

throw me a bone, big man.

You guys keep it coming.

I will be listening.

Shane Average, Piedmont Correctional Institution,

Salisbury, North Carolina.

Hey partner, if you've got mail from Jill,

just send it on down the line to us

here at PO Box 471517.

That is in Fort Worth, Texas.

The zip code is 76147.

If she ain't 280, she ain't a lady.

Call in lightning rounds coming up 800-800-7234.

We're gonna stop and take a break for a song.

And then during that break,

you should call in 800-800-7234-800-800 radio

if you're thinking about selling a car.

Exotic cars, we're really good with porches

and rolls and lambos and all that,

which sounds weird for a guy on the radio,

but we do a ton of that.

At GiveMeTheVin.com, also classic in collector cars.

Our auction for the dealers out there,

Mannheim this Wednesday,

we're having our CNC sale at the end of lane 20.

But if you wanna buy one of those,

grab a dealer friend and log into Mannheim.

They'll probably charge you 500 or 1,000 bucks with that.

It would still be, or maybe a little more,

but that'd still be way less buy fee

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or any of those auctions that charge 8-10% buy fees.

So, gmtvgarage.com, GiveMeTheVin garage.

If you go there, you can see the run list

of our exotic and our classic car run

on Wednesday at Mannheim Dallas.

And we're gonna bid some cars when we get back

from this quick break.

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Pre-K, get on this one.

Danette, you there?

Danette?

Yes, I'm here.

So you've got a 89L Dorado with 50,000 miles.

It needs a fuel pump.

You want 2000 for it.

And it says she's got the look.

And do you have the look or does the car have the look?

I have more of the look than the car.

So how it's beautiful car.

On the inside, everything, everything works.

The seats are, it's just beautiful.

It's beautiful on the inside.

Pre-K, you already have a hoopty sled.

Do you want another one?

Uh, let's see.

Yes.

Will you take 150 and half an ounce for it?

No.

All day.

Okay, Bet, let's line it up.

Does it have any smoker smell in it?

No.

I could tell you're a smoker.

One owner, well, I'm the second owner.

You never smoked in it?

Really?

I have never driven it.

Cause it never ran.

I understand.

What did you pay for it?

I paid 500.

But you want me to give 2000?

I do.

Well, I don't think that there's enough car there

to get it to lean into.

And then you're telling me it needs a fuel pump,

but you've never even seen it run.

I have seen it run.

I just haven't driven it.

Okay.

How did you buy a car and never drive it when it was in?

Tell me.

Okay.

So my neighbor passed away

and I used to feed his cats.

And so his kids told me the car for five.

I really wanted to get it fixed and drive it,

but I need a bigger vehicle.

How long have you been sitting on this thing?

About three weeks.

Okay.

When's the last time you saw it run?

I've had one offer for marketplace for 4,000.

I don't know if it's a real person.

Why wouldn't you?

Why wouldn't you've said I accept?

I did accept and then I didn't hear anything back.

Okay.

Or I haven't heard anything back yet.

All right.

So he used to drive it.

He had three vehicles though, so he took turns.

He was older, so he just drove around on it.

I'll tell you what, I may give 2,000 for it.

I need you to take photos of it

and load it into GMTVCC, which is Classic Collector.

And I want Kyle can grab it

and it'll go straight to Hot Rod Kyle that way.

And he will work with it.

Okay, hold on just a second.

Give me that, give me that web.

Give me the VIN, give me the VIN

is the name of our normal website,

but the Classic and Collector one is GMTVCC.com.

GMTV, like give me the VIN, CCclassicandcollector.com.

Go there.

Sean, 06 RAM, half ton, 150,000 miles, four-wheel drive.

KBB tells you it's worth 6,500, you want 10,000.

Is that correct?

Yes, sir.

Why?

Because that's what I paid for it.

Okay.

Well, I can't make that work.

And 150,000 mile, 06.

What would you?

I wouldn't even do the 6,500.

I was a KBB dealer for a long time

where we took those leads and worked them.

I don't think KBB hit this thing at 6,500.

I could hit it at four, maybe 3,500.

Thank you.

It paid off, so that's not worth it to me.

No, it's not worth it to me either.

I mean, if a hamburger costs $5

and you want 10 for your hamburger,

it better be a pretty good hamburger.

Then this ain't, we'll be right back.

My name's John Clay Wolf by Cars and Radio

from America's Best Carbire.

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but everybody wanted what he was selling.

Check out the podcast.

He was just some hillbilly who got on a plane

and then just landed somewhere.

Please beware, the voice in your head isn't heard.

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Let's say you get a flat on the way home from work, right?

And your lady asks you, like, what happened?

You tell her, hey, baby, I got a flat.

That's the whole story to us, all right?

Same scenario, all right?

Let's say your lady gets a flat

and you go, hey, baby, what happened to you today?

Oh my God.

Oh my God, you're never gonna believe this one, right?

Are you ready for this one?

Okay, hold on, let me sit down, okay?

I'm gonna take off my shoes.

Hold on, all right?

Okay, I was driving, okay?

And I'm around 330, no, 337, I was looking up and around, okay?

I was on my way to the mall,

I was gonna buy some shampoo, the big blue bottles there,

how's the big blue bottles?

I got two little green ones everywhere, I'm saying.

You're not even listening to me when you wake up.

Yes, I am.

All right, that's when we get the test.

What'd I say?

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And check out the podcast at JCWShow.com.

Hey, I put a shout out earlier, FYI.

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so that you can keep up with us on Saturdays.

There'll be a live audio stream,

there's a live YouTube channel and obviously the podcast.

800-800-7234-800-800-radio.

Do we have a backtrack today?

Yes.

What is it?

Ted Nugent.

Ted Nugent's birthday today.

That's all right, happy birthday, Ted.

I enjoyed spending the evening with you last night

in your trailer getting to know you a little better.

That guy's in good shape.

I mean, that kind of sounded weird.

Yeah, it did.

78 now?

78?

77 or 78?

Is he 78 years old?

What the bass is his birthday?

So, dude, this guy has jacked arms.

He has jacked arms.

His hair is long and you feel like

you're looking at a 55-year-old guy.

Okay.

He's in excellent shape and his guitar playing is ridiculous.

Yeah, I don't know how the hell he does it,

but whatever he's on, I'll take some of it.

77.

Yeah, born this day, 1948.

Well, let's play the two backtrack songs

and you can call in 800-800-7234-800-800-radio

and guess these two Ted Nugent backtrack songs.

And the winner of the deal tonight

gets a free doublehead,

there's a few tickets left at Walnut Springs Rally,

but I'll give away, actually,

I'll give away two tickets of mine.

Wow.

Yep, to the show tonight at Walnut Springs Roadhouse.

To the winner.

Yeah.

Backtracks.

Oh, yeah!

Yeah!

Mm-hmm.

Cut to.

Oh, I'm not here.

I'm running out of the beat.

Well, I just listened to his concert last night

and I don't know either one of those songs, really.

Okay, now I'm looking for the answers.

The first one, I guess, properly.

The second one, I'm not that familiar.

Let's play these two Nugent backtracks real quick

and you call in 800-800-radio.

First person to guess it right wins.

Have you?

Now I must brace you if you come to this concert tonight.

You need to have your, and you're a Democrat

or you're a hardcore liberal.

It's not gonna work.

It's not gonna work?

She's not gonna work.

You're not gonna be happy.

No, you're not gonna be happy at all.

I mean, you might be entertained comedically

because he is so far out there on the right.

I mean, he had the whole crowd saying one, two, three,

FU and it's about government and it's about permits

and it's about gun control.

Wow!

And it's about the joke.

His actual stand-up, I mean,

he got pretty sticky and started talking a lot.

His Joe Biden and Kamala and all the punches

he was throwing was pretty funny.

So it's more of a talk show.

Well, between songs it is.

Between songs, that's funny.

But this guy can play in his band as tight

as Dick's hat band and they sound wonderful.

We've talked to musicians.

He's one of the most influential ones out there.

He has been named a major influence

by Slash and Robert DeLeo, Stone Temple Pilots

and members of the Ramones, Pantera, Motorhead

and Pearl Jam.

He's good.

Yeah.

But he is, I mean, you feel like you're at a rally.

Is that right?

Walnutspringsrally.com

and I don't mean a KKK rally

and I don't mean a Republican rally

but some kind of, it feels like a-

Agenda rally.

What was that deal that they were doing for a while?

It wasn't Republican or Democrat

but it's the people that wanted to restart

the separatists.

Oh, okay.

What's that called?

Tea party?

Kinda.

But wasn't there a Texas Tea Party

or something going on?

Absolutely.

My dad was in it, yeah.

Okay.

He went to Austin and protested one time.

I believe that.

Yes, he did.

He would love this, then.

Well, he's a country guy.

So, but I think he's aware of Ted.

It's just Ted doing Ted.

You do whatever show you do.

Crab in California, what are your two guesses?

Just what the doctor ordered

and Wang Dang Sweet Pung Tang.

No.

That is not it.

800-800-7234, let's play those two songs

backwards again.

But it was fun to say.

Yeah.

Got him!

He has a song called Raw Doggin'

that I was unfamiliar with.

Oh yeah.

And he's called it a love song.

Ha ha ha ha.

It sounds like you need to come for the shtick.

That first song, Cut One, was one of my favorite songs in the fifth grade.

Really?

Yeah.

Okay.

So if you know Bobo's age.

Yeah.

Jerry.

Good morning.

What are your guesses?

Yeah.

Good morning.

I've got three things, one thing sweet potato thing and great white buffalo.

Great white buffalo is correct.

It's the second one.

Wang Dang Sweet Poon Tang is not a correct answer.

So it is still open for you.

I'm giving away two tickets to tonight's show.

Crab in California and the guy in LA couldn't have got it.

If you guys win, whoever wins and you can't come to the show, then I'll give you a T-shirt

or something off of JCWShow.com.

Click Merch.

We got a vinyl copy of Double Live Gonzo's two from Borlai Records.

Were you into this back in the day?

Ted Nugent?

Yeah.

Oh, who wasn't?

I was into the hits, but like none of the deep cut cuts I know at all.

Oh yeah.

Great white buffalo was one of the coolest ass long cuts that he did.

There's a live album.

Ted, I understand doesn't enjoy that version, but he recorded it live in Dallas in 1976.

That's on the Double Live Gonzo's out.

So you used to sit down and listen to these albums in their entirety?

Yeah.

I was a little late for the zoo though.

We're all aware of it, but I was more of a Q102 guy.

Right.

So I heard some real live rock and roll.

Ron in West Texas.

Hey, what's up?

Can I take the guesses?

Absolutely.

I'm going to go with Wango Tango and great white buffalo.

There you go.

Good job.

Yeah.

West Texas is not that far from us.

If you want to come to the show tonight at Walnut Springs Roadhouse,

I'm currently named Rattlesnake Roadhouse,

but I fixed and changed the name.

I would love to, but I'm preoccupied today, unfortunately.

I understand.

But then Pre-K, get Ron on the phone and tell him what he won.

Thank you, Ron.

800-800.

Well, now I don't have to sit with Ron.

All right.

Now it's fine.

You know what I noticed last night?

Still at a Ted Nujib concert?

Yeah.

You know what it was full of?

What?

Our radio fans.

Oh, I can imagine.

Everywhere.

They'll drive, man.

It's the day I'm just saying guy drove in from Abilene, guy drove in from Houston,

guy drove in from...

Oh, what was the other one?

But you know, it's just really cool.

I enjoy seeing all those guys out there.

All right, we'll be right back.

I think we did some Christmas shopping.

How many days we have left?

12.

Okay.

Just do it online.

It's easy.

Have you already done yours?

No.

I got one present.

A couple presents they're going to do.

It's online.

You got to get your kid a surgery for Christmas.

Yeah.

What?

Oh, yeah.

I got the drunk fraternity boxing at A&M.

Yeah.

And now Mike gets to pay a $10,000 deductible for insurance.

Tourist ACL.

What?

Two years later after he blew his knee out, he decided, you know, the fraternities,

they're doing their box fight night.

Sure, sure, sure.

Because they're doing a fight night.

You know, he wasn't drinking, of course.

No, no.

And somehow he get a call.

You know, you don't like that call in two in the morning.

Was it two AM?

Yeah.

No.

I was like, what's happened?

What happened?

What's going on?

You know, we were boxing and I was like, okay, why are you boxing?

Oh, it's part of the fraternity that I did.

I was like, okay.

All right.

Well, and my knee, I can't really bend it straight.

I'm like, you got to be kidding me.

And my wife's like, you, what, what, what happened to your knee?

I told you about your knee.

He's supposed to wear a brace after you get surgery.

Sure.

You know, from two years later, really they say four years you're clear.

So anything before then you got to wear a brace and you didn't wear it.

Wow.

Doing a boxing match.

Now, we get to spend some money for Christmas.

How is Graze?

Oh, good.

He's on the Dean list.

Really?

Yeah.

Okay.

Then you shut up and roll.

Yeah.

Oh, I know it's kind of hard.

Yeah.

Not on this one.

I get it.

But overall, being a fraternity drunk boy, crazy fun, fun kid.

Hold on.

Is this a sanctioned like event or is this like a fight night?

They're doing it for all kinds of stuff.

And his fraternity is not a drunk fest one.

It's kind of more nerdy.

Is he a nerd?

He's in the nerd.

I consider it more nerdy.

Yours was better.

No, no, no, no.

Carry the torch.

There's all like, he doesn't, they're not a lot of jocks.

Like Warren Buffett was in this fraternity or so.

He's part of it.

What fraternity is it?

Alpha Sigma Phi, I think that's what it's called.

Yeah.

A-Sig.

Anyway.

Got a love family.

Yeah.

Hey, last night I'm walking through the rattlesnake and I see a woman sitting there and she's probably 58 years old.

My mother died when she was 58 years old.

So she died 21 years ago.

And I had a, I had a jerk.

This woman looked a lot like my mother.

Oh, man.

And I looked hard at her and I walked up and I said, Mary Catherine, she said, John Clay, it's, it's my mom's first cousin's daughter.

Isn't that random as hell?

Yeah.

What was she doing there?

They have a ranch out here.

Ranch out here.

And I did not know this.

I haven't seen her in 15 years.

I was like, what the hell are you doing here?

Yeah.

She's like, well, my husband heard about it and thought that, you know, he thought this would be fun.

I was like, this guy's loud.

And you're sitting by the stage.

Right by the speakers.

I said, and I've got a kind of a box thing up upstairs.

I said, if it gets too loud, you need to come up and sit with me.

But she hung in there the whole time.

I, yeah, I just, it was just weird when you run into people.

Yeah, I haven't.

How old was your mom when you died, Judy?

My mother was 69.

Not 67.

Get it?

Nope.

Not 67.

Did you see where?

In and out.

In and out canceled their number 67 on the orders.

Did they really?

Because they were getting too much.

That's so dumb of them to do that because they're getting so much publicity from it.

Right.

And they were getting people to come in.

I'm, I don't think they're all buying.

And stacking the order to get to 67.

And when it finally said they're calling number 67, everybody's screaming and videoing

and posting.

That is so dumb to stop it.

I don't know.

Or are they doing this just to get it going again?

Probably.

Maybe his promotion.

Where did the 67 thing come from?

Nowhere.

It's a hip hop song.

Oh, is it?

Yeah.

It's from a hip hop song.

Just like 69.

Remember?

Yeah.

My age.

69.

He's still at this day.

You giggle when somebody says 69.

Sure.

It's 67.

It's just their thing from a hip hop song and everybody just went crazy with it.

We went to the I Heart Christmas Festival concert last week.

And Nelly was there.

I am.

It's getting hot in here.

How old is he?

He's got to be 50, right?

Did he used to play for the Jets or something as a receiver?

No.

Some other black guy.

Jets.

He just, he was acting like he was a real.

He's not a hater.

He's a Texan.

He's the accidental racist.

But he just had that, he said something about playing football.

I didn't want to ask him where he played.

He probably played like in college or high school or something like that.

Yeah.

I feel pretty sure he did.

He was good.

How many hits does he have?

Hot in here, huh?

Golly.

Pre-K, what was his big, because that's up your alley.

Y'all talking about Nelly?

Yeah.

He had Country Grammar.

That was his first big hit, you know, that shimmy shimmy cocoa book.

Oh, yeah.

If you do with that.

Yeah.

He had to ride with me if you want to come and take a ride with me.

That's the big hit.

Must be the money.

Yep.

Hot in here.

That's a bunch, man.

Oh, he does, yeah.

I'm looking it up.

2000 to 2005, he had grills, you know.

Dilemma?

Want to see your grill.

Your grill.

Dilemma with Kelly Rowland.

Yep.

That's a good one.

Yeah, he's got bangers on bangers.

Did he play football for the Jets as a receiver?

I don't believe so.

He might have done like high school baseball, football, stuff like that.

I remember he did like a lot of the MTV, like Rock Jock kind of stuff.

So he plays sports, but not not professional.

Well, that's enough about Nellie.

He's taken up enough of our time this morning.

800-800-7234.

Ted Nugent is playing at the rally.

By the way, if you want to go.

Not Nellie.

We've got a few tickets left.

WalnutspringsRally.com.

I just put everything going on in Walnutsprings on WalnutspringsRally.com.

Because really the biggest event we have out here is the motorcycle rally and set your

calendar for the first week in a May.

I think that's what we're going to do.

Either that one or the week before.

What else you got?

We got Jelly Roll.

Okay.

We've taken up enough time with Nellie.

He's so skinny now.

I know, I know.

Now he just looks like a prisoner.

He does actually.

He had a surprise of a lifetime.

He was on the Joe Rogan podcast when Joe played a message from a country singer

named Craig Morgan.

It's kind of a big deal, but did Jelly overreact?

What do you think?

Cut number 11.

And who would have ever dreamed back then that I'd be back at the Opry House today

to say Jelly Roll?

You're officially invited to become a member of the Grand Ole Opry.

It's an honor to say welcome to the family, bro.

He wanted to play that for you when you're here.

Oh God.

Stop.

Can I have a hug?

Just stop.

Can I have a hug?

Sure.

Come here.

Hug me.

He's got a little Garth Brooks in him.

A little bit.

You know, I never, I just thought he was really into it, but I think you're right.

I believe he's skinny.

What could be his Chris Gaines name?

Jelly Roll.

Colacci?

Colacci.

Yeah.

That's an overact.

I don't understand that one of me, Nellie, is invited to be the Grand Ole Opry.

I'm just happy to get that kind of praise, but I'm going to tell you something right now.

What's that?

If my wife comes up there with me and acts like a whore, and I get kicked off the Grand Ole

Opry once, I'm going to work my side of the head.

I'm going to sing a Johnny Cash song as violent.

To Grand Ole Opry, his wife is a professional pornographer.

Stop it.

And that has face tattoos.

He does.

Is he that?

Should he be in the Grand Ole Opry?

No.

I didn't think so either, right?

He's kind of really good.

I mean, just his music is really good.

It really is.

Yeah, but he came from, I don't know.

I don't think so.

He was a hip-hop artist.

Yeah.

A little bit of country, but not hardcore.

That's where country is going.

What's the story about the guy in the restaurant in the ice machine or the margarita mix?

The margarita mix?

Whatever it was.

Bobo, do you want to do it?

Well, we have a Mexican restaurant story about a Santa, but Bobo, what's the one he's talking

about?

Out in Baltimore.

This is a true story.

Oh, that guy.

And I don't know why you guys like this so much, but...

Oh, I do.

Out in Baltimore.

Do you have the story there, J.D.?

Sure.

Yeah, Baltimore County Fire Employee is being investigated.

County Fire Employee.

So he's a fireman for the county?

Correct.

He's being investigated for allegedly touching himself in public places and multiple firehouses.

So people have seen this, people have reported it, now they're investigating it.

Here's a couple of the city councilmen on the allegations they received from numerous firemen,

firefighters, and paramedics from the department.

While they slap him and say, hey, dude, quit playing with yourself or get your ass

out of here.

Why do they have to go tell?

Apparently not.

Just punch him in the face and tell him to put his thing back in his pants.

Stop that.

And if he's goofball, then get out of here.

I've got number 16, Mike.

They obviously are very concerned about their own public health and safety.

I've been on the council for 15 years.

This is probably the most disturbing series of allegations I've ever heard.

I've never heard of anything like this.

And I've dealt with more personnel issues, more problems than you can imagine.

And nothing bizarre and as grotesque as this.

And they haven't named the guy yet, but they have gone.

Initiated a hazmat cleaning crew for lockers, kitchens, the bunk room,

and they've replaced all the ice machines.

Ooh, the ice machines.

You asked me to read it, so.

OK.

So he was doing that?

Yes.

Let's stop right there.

So like if they did a 23 and me, then everybody would relate back to him.

On the DNA test.

That's nasty.

You're nasty.

You're a nasty person, Jamie.

I'm reading that.

And this guy's not a paramedic.

He's a fireman.

Fireman.

Have you found the fireman a little goofy?

Little?

Have you?

You haven't?

Have you been around a fireman?

I've been around a few.

I think they like the gig and they it's a good lifestyle.

You can have another gig.

Also, they all stay in shape.

No, I mean, they don't make a lot of money, but they can make a lot of

money on their extra gig.

Oh, goofy.

I don't I don't find him as a little good.

I didn't say they're goofy buttholes.

I just said they're a little goofy.

Wow.

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My ding-a-ling-a-ling.

I want to play my ding-a-ling-a-ling.

They're coming at jerk again.

When his coworker asked him about his sex life,

he answered that he's having social security sex at home,

which his friend had never heard of.

His explanation, you know, I get a little each month,

but not nearly enough to live on.

His wife lost two family members this week

when her uncle Pete drove his truck off a bridge

and into the river.

Pete was able to roll down the window

and swam to safety.

But his brothers, who were riding in the back,

unfortunately drowned.

They just couldn't get the tailgate down.

When he asked his wife,

what would you do if I won the lottery?

She admitted,

I'd take half that money and leave your ass.

To which he replied,

that's fair enough.

I hit 20 on a scratch off today.

Here's your 10.

Now get the f*** out.

He is the world's biggest son of a bitch.

Hey man, I don't always drink beer,

but when I do,

make mine a natty-like tallboy.

Yeah, buddy.

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Currently you're ahead of me $375

for the year for the season on our football bets.

You did take the $100 bet

that Manning would get benched

before the season was over.

You won that.

Now I would like to make two more $100 bets.

What?

Two more independent different $100 bets.

Bet number one for $100

is that Texas Tech goes to the final game.

I'm with you there,

so that's not going to work, yeah.

And then bet number two

is that Texas Tech wins it.

Okay, I won't do that.

I don't think they're going to win it.

Because George's going to win, right.

George's going to win.

Yeah, I don't have them winning at all.

So that might be a push.

So we got the...

But I'm with you there.

Can you go against me there?

No, because I believe it.

No, but go against me there

and then you'll win it back on the other one.

But I believe that too.

But then see, you'll go underwater

$100 for one week

and then you'll get it right back

and it'll just be a big push

and they'll be a losing thing.

I'll do this.

I think A&M's going to lose to Miami.

You want to do the 100 there?

No.

Damn it.

You think you're going to lose to Miami?

Yeah, he doesn't think they're going to lose to Miami.

Wait, wait, wait.

I'll do the 100 there.

Okay.

You think A&M is going to lose to Miami?

Yeah.

No way.

Great.

Bet $100.

Perfect.

They've lost two coordinators.

Okay.

There's a lot going on there.

I don't know about the drama,

so you're cheating again, that's fine.

But I'll take that.

I'll take that.

So just heads up.

Just straight up on that one.

Yeah.

Okay.

So how are we doing?

Let's blast her a picture.

Yeah, let's go through the pics here.

Since that game's...

That's a next week's game.

That A&M game.

But this week...

It should be SMU, not Miami.

If SMU was so stupid and blue to count.

Sorry.

Yeah.

So this week, there's not a lot of college games.

We'll do two because one is playing Friday

OU Alabama.

So today, Army Navy.

That's always a big game.

Oh, it's that week.

Yes, yeah.

It's John, a big fan of Seaman.

JCW.

Seaman?

Yeah, the Seaman.

The Navy.

They're Seaman.

I'm more of a pilot guy.

Really?

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, I know BJ Ryan is a big fan of them,

I'm sure, so.

Ah, John, you won last week.

You were four and three.

Okay.

So you were up 125 bucks.

You were really close, I think.

Yeah, three.

In the last two weeks.

I know.

So you're only down 375.

Army's six and five.

Navy's nine and two.

They're seven and a half point favorites.

Navy, it's in Baltimore.

Who do you pick, John?

Navy.

Because they fly airplanes also.

Is that why?

Is that the reason?

Okay.

I agree.

So we get to move the line.

So since I agree, I get to push it here.

Okay.

Does Navy win by nine and a half?

Yes.

Okay.

So now you have to buck me off.

Oh, you're still there?

Yeah.

I agree.

Nine and a half.

10.

You got to do halves at least.

10 and a half.

All right.

I'll let you have that.

It's kind of double digits.

I've never seen a double digit.

This is boring.

Hey, Bob, pull that audio.

Now you're going to buck me off.

Oh, you're still there?

Go pull that audio.

All right.

Next week, big college football playoff start.

Great.

Huge.

Are you going to pick?

Oh, you over Alabama.

The spread is pulling it up right now.

Now this could change.

I missed that Alabama one big time last week.

Yeah.

Who saw that blowout coming?

No one, really.

I mean, we're picking this way ahead, but do you want to lock it in?

The Alabama is favored by a point and a half right now.

Yeah.

So we have to lock that in there.

I'm taking sooner.

I'll let you have that.

I think Alabama is going to beat Oklahoma.

Okay.

That's it for the college games.

That was pretty easy.

There's only one game next weekend?

Well, that's Friday.

Then we have Saturday games, which we can do live on there.

Okay.

There's actually some pretty good NFL games this week.

Yes.

Nine and four Buffalo at 11 and two New England Patriots.

New England is an underdog at home by a point and a half to Buffalo.

This is at noon.

New England.

It's my pick, but I agree.

So I think New England does win this game, too, and you're also on the same.

So we have to move the line.

So does New England win by three and a half points, John?

Yes.

I'm going to let you have that.

Okay.

I think it's going to be closer than that.

It's really close, but I'll let you go.

All right.

Packers nine and three and one at the Denver Broncos 11 and two.

That's the game of the weekend.

Yes.

What is that?

That's at 3.30 central on CBS.

What's the line?

Is it a push or is it just a home field advantage?

Again, the Packers are a favor on the road.

They're in Denver.

They're favored by two and a half points.

So they're giving them three.

I mean six, really, because it's a home field.

For those of y'all that don't know, if it's a tie deal, the home field gets

three basically is the cheat sheet on that.

So I'm going to go with the Broncos.

All right.

I think the Packers are rolling.

I'm going to take the Packers on that.

I'm just doing that for my hatred for the Packers.

Yeah.

That's an emotional chick bet.

The Lions, they're eight and five at the 10 and three Rams.

The Rams are favored by six and a half points.

Lions.

Man, I agree too.

So we move the Lions.

God, you're such a pain in the ass.

I'm not trying to be.

So the Lions, do they win by four and a half?

I'll set it at.

No.

All right.

I got to take that in the last game.

And this is only interesting because of one reason.

Eight and five Colts at the 10 and three Seahawks.

Grandpa Phillip Rivers.

You hear this story?

I don't know anybody.

He's 44 years old.

He's a grandfather.

He hasn't played in four years.

And the Colts called him up because Daniel Jones is hurt.

Their backup quarterback was hurt.

He might still play.

Stop, stop, stop.

I'm not kidding you.

They literally did that.

They drug up a 44 year old grandpa to be starting quarterback

or backup quarterback.

Well, he's going to be backup, but he could play

because the other backup is hurt.

So who knows how long he's going to play?

Yes.

Phillip Rivers.

He was really good quarterback.

Really good quarterback.

How old's Tom Brady knew?

About that age?

48?

No.

47?

Somewhere around.

How far did he go?

When did he retire?

46.

Okay.

He would do the oldest quarterback in the NFL right now

because Aaron Rodgers is 42.

So yeah, that's the only reason it's intriguing.

Brady's 48.

Oh, I was right.

Okay.

Yeah, 48.

So who do you pick, John?

The Colts?

Eight and three?

The Hawks.

Or Seahawks?

Yeah, I know.

It's at home.

The spread is 11 and a half.

I didn't tell you that part.

So I'll hold.

Do you still think that Seattle wins by 11 and a half?

No.

They're favored that much?

Yes.

No, I do not.

They're a 44-year-old quarterback that was on the couch.

It's probably going to be playing.

But he's not playing.

Riley, they're back up.

Riley doesn't...

Well, hang on.

I'm confused.

Who's starting the game?

And why would the guy come in if he gets hurt?

So Riley Leonard was hurt.

He's going to play.

He's going to start him, but they don't know how long he's...

He's a cripple.

Correct.

He's a cripple racehorse.

So we're betting on a horse that's got a bad hoof.

Correct.

And Grandpa Phillip Rivers, they called him up.

I'm going for it.

That's fine.

So you'll take them.

They're going to win by 11 and a half?

Wait, that says...

Seattle?

No.

So you don't think they will.

Who's Rivers going with?

Is he on the Baltimore?

He's on Colts.

He's on the Colts.

No, I'm going to go...

I'm going to flip it.

I'm going to go Colts now.

Okay.

You think that they won't?

Okay.

So I got 11 and a half of Grandpa Juice.

Yeah.

I think Seattle wins this one too big.

I mean it...

But if you're that desperate...

We need a big story.

Yeah.

In the comeback sea biscuit story of old Grandpa Rivers, I think that...

The NFL will rig it where that happens so it gets everybody talking.

Wow.

Well, we love it.

Flocko 10 weeks ago.

You know, we love it when that happens, man.

Especially Phillip Rivers has been out for a while.

Four years.

He hasn't done anything.

He's been coaching.

Old Man River.

Back to the Bolts.

All right.

Let's keep...

We got to go.

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John, in South Texas,

your son is a graduate of Annapolis, Maryland.

It is semen, not midshipmen.

Is that what you say?

No, it's actually midshipmen.

Not semen.

And, yeah, when you're enlist,

when you enlist into the Navy as just regular Navy,

you're called a sailor.

Gotcha.

Adam in California.

Yes.

64 Impala SS restored air ride,

hard top, wants $55,000.

Did I have a fella that went and looked at this car last week?

No.

Did you show it to anybody in the past two weeks?

Because a listener of the show emailed me,

and he told me about one that was listed,

and he went and looked at it, and we passed.

It was $50,000.

Oh, right on.

Oh, yeah, I know.

It wasn't mine.

Do me this favor.

Go to gmtvcc.com,

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Load that up, and let's work on it.

These older cars like this,

I mean, there's so many questions.

It's all about the details, right?

I mean, the swing on this thing,

it could be $40,000 depending on the...

What engine is it?

Right.

It's the original B-27.

Okay.

The Supersport.

Yep.

Let's take a look.

Thank you very much.

Carri and Dallas,

01 Ram, half ton,

267,000 miles on a 25-year-old truck,

but only 85,000 miles on the new motor,

two-wheel drive extended cab.

It's a bargain today for $5,000.

Yeah, Bubba.

Yeah.

It does have a custom grille on it.

I made it myself.

All right.

Is it like one of those Mexican F-150 navigators

where they chop the front off

and put a navigator front end on it?

So did you like make a Rolls Royce Dodge out of it?

No, Bubba.

It's the original Dodge front end.

What I did is I took the grille off,

and then I took some of that extended metal,

and I made it customized so it fits.

What you should have done is when you took the grille off,

that'd have been your first part of your repair.

Take the grille off and put it in the dumpster.

And then take the fender off and put it in the dumpster.

You could have loaded that wholesome bitch in the dumpster

and then just sold it for metal.

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I will not free-bike cocaine while I'm driving.

If I'm riding in a motor vehicle,

I will do a little bit.

I'll do it while I'm driving.

If I'm behind the wheel of a vehicle,

I will not free-bike cocaine.

I'll tell you that right now.

I won't free-bike cocaine.

I won't do it.

Well, I'll tell you what.

If you like traffic stops or something

and if it's serious,

bet you know if you're going to be that way,

I'll get out the pipe and I'll base a little bit.

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My inner rapper is coming out.

If you're looking at the stream,

the web stream you see

that I've transformed during the break.

Chatroom has to guess who he is.

Guess who I am.

Go to the JCW Show right now.

It's so weird.

It's so freaky.

It's pretty weird.

Yeah.

It looks even better on the stream.

Doesn't.

Yeah, it does.

It's pretty damn real in person.

Yeah, I've transformed my face.

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It's very hard to read with this thing on.

Yeah.

It's a shiesty mess.

It has nothing to do with like reading or literacy

with the person that I'm impersonating right now.

Give me something, boss.

Okay.

I don't know where to start.

You know, I'm doing the news, doing the reporting.

It can be weird sometimes because you're on location.

Weird things can happen.

Cars can pull behind you.

You've seen car accidents happen behind reporters.

Well, the BBC's Middle East correspondent Quinton Somerville

was taping a report on the major drug disposal pile

that was on fire behind him.

They were burning all the drugs and he was doing

the big stand-up report.

And apparently he wound up getting...

Yo, yo, yo.

Why are y'all going to start talking about drugs

and stuff while I'm here?

I don't know, man.

I mean, what's your problem?

You're racist?

He's got a little too close to the fumes

as John has apparently.

While he was doing his report.

Here's kind of number three.

Burning behind me is eight and a half tons of heroin,

opium, hashish and other narcotics.

Hashish.

How's it going, Stone?

Yes.

You got a whiff.

Burning behind me.

Quick, quick, quick, quick.

We just need one more.

Hey, do y'all remember that Saudi Arabian Typhoon car

that called in about a month ago?

Yes.

And he wanted like 60 grand for it.

And I was like, you're crazy.

What's a Saudi Arabia package?

Was it Typhoon or Cyclone?

Cyclone.

It's a little hot rod truck.

We bought it.

Oh, nice.

I gave all that money for it.

Oh boy.

I did some more investigation.

And he's right.

And there were very limited production of them.

And they're a little different.

And they're super rare.

And I've got one selling Wednesday at,

that one's selling Wednesday in Orlando Manheim Dallas.

Can the public buy that?

You can go to GMT.

Go to give me the vendor garage.

And the run list is there for next Wednesday.

And it's a dealer only sale.

But if you just grab a dealer friend

and offer to pay him some money to bid on your behalf,

he can do it from a computer screen.

You can stand there with him while he's bidding.

So it all works out.

What's so damn funny?

I can't look at you.

You can't look at you, man.

When you turn, you turn to me.

What?

You don't want me.

Because you've got the glasses on now.

And those eyes are really popping right now.

Oh yeah, yes.

Go to JCWShow.com and see what John looks like right now.

Has anybody guessed who I am yet?

Oh, let's look at the chat room.

Let's see here.

Someone says you're Sharon Moore.

It was 850 a minute ago.

No, it's not the coach from Michigan,

the former coach from Michigan.

I like white girls that work for me.

I give them raises.

I go over after practice and lay that pipe.

Oh, yeah.

We got a couple of people.

Only in Michigan.

They nailed it.

Yeah.

One-arm bandit was the first one.

Tupac and then Crazy V Real also said Tupac.

There's other guesses in here.

Grandmaster Flash and what the fudge.

I have on a shiesty mask,

which I told my son he's never allowed to wear

because I didn't want him to get shot.

Yeah, yeah.

Going around spooking people in their neighborhood.

Stop looking over here.

Is it really weird?

It's freaking me out.

Oh, wow.

Because of the eyes.

If you go to JCWShow.com and click the thing,

you can see how much you can transform

with all these masks.

You need to pull your nose up.

Those lips, man.

Yeah, they're here.

There you go.

Is that better?

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Now he looks real.

Look at that.

He's a bad real dog.

Yeah, that does look real.

Boy.

Except he's not blinking.

That's the other part that's weird.

You should.

Does your wife ever go to bed?

Yo, you know what?

I'm getting my wife for Christmas.

What do you want, man?

Does your wife ever go to bed before you do?

Get in a Christmas car and a half-smoke joint.

Does your wife ever go to bed before you do?

Does she what?

Does she ever go to bed before you do?

No.

Sometime you ought to wait for her to go to bed

and just sneak in there with that on.

Oh, dude.

Yeah.

Good way to punch her.

She didn't have that look.

Just talking that voice.

Hey, baby, you trying to go to sleep?

Yo, baby.

She didn't have that look.

No.

Oh, she doesn't have that look.

Yeah, I get where you're going with that.

No, no, but she'll have that freak out if you'll do that.

Yeah, I'll probably get the hell be that.

I mean, that's not what I need during the Christmas holiday.

I'm trying to push.

That's what I do.

Anything else?

Oh, yeah, we have other things,

but that means it's kind of a feel good story.

J.D.

Ryan, if you're going to be in this band,

when I give you a signal like lean your way,

kind of you've seen the spinners or the corridors.

They lean to the other guy,

and that's a trigger to pick it up home.

Well, I can't know what you're doing now

with that mask on.

I don't know.

That's like, hit it, dog.

You better do what Buddy Rich say.

Yeah.

He's pointing at me.

I know he may have a gun.

Get off my bus.

Here's a feel good story.

How about this?

During a recent episode of the Osborne's podcast,

Sharon became very emotional.

She shared a heartfelt voicemail from a certain person.

You'll know who it is.

It's Donald Trump actually called after Ozzie died.

Cut number five, Mike.

I mean, should we play the voicemail?

Yeah.

I'm not saying who it's from.

Everyone will know.

I'm Sharon.

I really like Ozzie.

I shared a subtle Trump,

and I just wanted to wish you the best.

Ozzie was amazing.

He was an amazing guy.

I met him a few times,

and I wanted to tell you he was unique

in every way and talented.

So I just wanted to wish you the best,

and it's a tough thing.

I know how close you were,

and whatever I can do.

Take care of yourself.

Say hello to the family.

Thanks, Mike.

All I know is he's treated me with respect.

Your father with respect.

He wanted nothing from us.

Melania the same, nothing.

And for him to take his time to do that for us.

President Trump and Melania, thank you.

Yeah.

So it was a voice message?

Voicemail after Ozzie died.

He called and just left him a message.

You don't think it's AI?

They don't pick up the phone

apparently when the president calls.

God, it's not AI.

You're so cynical, dude.

What?

It's an easy thing for him to do.

I had a listener email us this week

and said that those crazy calls from Florida,

the lawyer lady, were AI.

It wasn't real.

I don't believe it.

I think he's wrong.

No, I don't know if you could do a phone like that.

That would be really tough to do.

On the topic.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, she was too fluid

and she continued the conversation with us.

If you actually put that together

and planned it out

and had some kind of a reactive,

because they can do that.

Right, right.

They have AI characters

doing talk shows together now.

Sure.

They react in a human fashion.

Almost instantly.

But I don't think it was

because she sounded so flawed

like a human.

What was the Santa story

with the guy, the Mexican joint?

Oh, God, the story is...

What's your Santa hat?

It's my...

You inspired me.

I'll put my little Santa hat back on.

A guy named Robert Seeland.

He was all set

with his job playing Santa

in a little Mexican restaurant

in Washington.

You know the guys that pop up

this time of year

to play Santa Claus?

Well, you know,

probably most of our doctors

and lawyers,

they may have a little history.

They found out his history was

he murdered his wife

back in 2011.

Now, here's the sister

of the murder victim

and the owner of

Taquira Alcarbon,

who initially hired the guy,

the killer Santa,

kind of her sex.

People aren't aware.

Here's a perfect example.

They're not aware.

I don't blame them at all.

I couldn't imagine a child

sitting on a murderer's lap.

I would not want that for my child.

And we totally agree with that.

I mean, we didn't know his past.

On behalf of my parents

who run this establishment,

they just want to apologize

for any misconceptions.

We've basically told him

to knock him around.

Oh, don't come around.

I said, next, damn it.

This is not the DMV, all right?

Move it along.

How'd you get sick?

I loved a woman

who wasn't clean.

Missing Santa?

No, it was her sister.

You are really Santa, right?

No, I'm an accountant.

Marcus, get this kid out of here.

He's freaking me out.

I love that movie.

That's basically his landman

character.

Yeah.

Really plays the same thing

as a lot of them.

A lot of things.

Warren and Carrollton,

good morning.

You're on the air.

Yeah, this is me.

OK.

45,000 mile,

2020 Toyota Camry.

Is it a V6?

Actually, I'm sitting in it.

It's 46,637.

Thank you.

That really matters.

And it says you want 30,000 for it.

Is that right?

Well, I was just trying to see

if I could get a decent offer

to Toyota keeps wanting to buy

this thing back from me.

I bought it from Toyota of Dallas

and I bought it four years ago.

And when I bought it,

it had 28,664 on it.

And this is the XSE.

Have you been drinking?

Red and black.

Well, yeah.

I always drink on Saturday mornings

when I listen to you.

Because I can hear it.

All right.

I can smell it.

So I think it's a 23,000.

I think it's a $23,000 car.

And I think Toyota of Dallas,

they do that all the Toyota,

everybody does the car dealers.

They say we want your car,

we want your car.

So you'll come in and trade it

in and then sell you a new one.

It's part of the shtick.

Well, that's exactly why,

yeah, they're wearing me out.

But I was just kind of sitting here

thinking and I listen,

I listen to you every Saturday morning.

I'm sorry for that.

I'll pay you later.

All right.

Well, thank you.

Thank you.

All right.

23,000.

Go to GiveMeTheVin.com.

Wow.

I bet it's got a bad car fax.

You think?

Yeah.

I do.

I think he's had a whiskey dent.

Yeah.

So minor car fax,

regular car fax,

and then there's airbag deployed,

which normally goes along with frame damage.

And I think he might have a frame damage

bad car fax.

And in that case,

we'd have to bid it for probably 18-5.

It changes things when they've been damaged.

All right.

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Taking over your radio every Saturday morning.

Ah.

No, no, no.

This is her best song.

For sure.

No.

Ah.

Who's saying it the first time?

Tommy's,

Sean's,

Tommy's,

James's,

and the Chandels.

What year?

Like,

16 or 17?

18.

Yeah.

When was Buddy Rich alive and playing?

I'm the same time as Johnny Carson's show

throughout the 70s.

You know, I was talking to Nugent,

and he was talking about how hard he is on the band,

and they are on him to make everything tight.

Do you remember when he brought that up last week?

Yeah, right, right, right.

By the way, Ted Nugent is playing tonight

at the Rattlesnake Roadhouse in Walnut Springs.

If you want to come to that,

there are still tickets available.

And I would highly suggest getting a dinner reservation

at Bosque Cantina across the street.

Come early, and then you can do both.

And since it's only going to be 65 degrees outside,

I bet we can open up the back patio at the Bosque Cantina

and serve more people.

I know we brought in some more staff to serve that

because it'll be a busy night.

Beautiful out there.

I don't, I think I've had a chance to tell you,

I had dinner with some folks out there a few weeks ago.

They came in outstanding, outstanding.

Oh, that's good.

The Bosque Cantina food is over the top, right?

The heaters are great.

Yeah, what's the dessert we had to trace Legi cake?

Oh, boy.

So buddy Rich, did you get some audio of him banging on his band?

We do have that audio.

It's mean, man.

Really?

They said he was legendary for getting on the,

as soon as the show was over,

like if we did something wrong today,

the second the show's over, you would just scream at us.

See, y'all think I'm, y'all think I'm bad.

No, no, no, no.

Let's listen to him.

Which clip is this?

Cut.

Jesus.

I don't have it.

I don't think we have a cut of this.

I heard it earlier.

Let me tell y'all something.

Here we go.

If y'all are going to be professionals in my show,

you better get your crap together.

They quit leaving and hanging out.

I mean, you go bam, bam, bam, cut 13.

Bam, bam, bam, cut 7.

JD, you've been doing this for 35 years.

40.

Can you not get it together?

You know, it's funny you say cut 13.

Here's my personal feel-good story of the week.

Kenny Chesney has just shared that Jimmy Buffett

made it on stage to the rock and roll

hall of fame induction.

How did Jimmy, because he was dead,

how did he make it?

Find out here on Cut 13.

We were backstage.

We were sitting back there warming up,

trying to, you know, figure out our parts and stuff.

So, and Matt comes up to me and he goes,

look at this.

And it was a small urn.

And he had Jimmy's ashes in his coat pocket.

Jimmy's ashes were in Mack McEnally's coat pocket

on stage with us as he was getting inducted

into the rock and roll hall of fame.

His daughter Savannah gave it to him.

So even after he passed, Jimmy found a way

to join the party.

That's awesome.

That's a pretty cool thing.

Do you remember the Eagles going into the rock and roll

hall of fame when they were inducted by Jimmy Buffett?

Yep.

And he comes up and the first thing he says is,

I've been opening for this goddamn band for 30 years.

Yeah.

Jimmy was too, dude.

He was so cool.

Do you still get in a little-

He's still the one-

All the people that have died,

you know, artists come and go and they die.

He's the only one I really miss,

because I think he died with music left in him.

I really do.

The guitar that the prisoner sent us,

the parrot guitar six string from prison

that's a Jimmy Buffett tribute.

It's the best present we've ever got.

It was made for Jimmy Buffett,

but when he died, he gave it to you.

Oh, I did not know that.

That is the true story.

Okay.

Well, I appreciate that, Mr. Prisoner.

So you think he had more music in him?

Absolutely.

He had Bubbles Up, which came out a few months

before he died.

He was still doing shows up until a few weeks before

he died.

Bama Breeze.

2006.

Seven.

Eight.

Maybe.

That wasn't that his last hit?

No.

Bubbles Up came out three months before he died.

Paul McCartney played bass on that.

Now, what's a hit?

Was it on radio?

Because I haven't heard it.

Well, again, Jimmy Buffett hasn't been played on radio

since Volcano.

Well, this song was.

Are there any Asians in the NFL?

That's why Jimmy hated radio people.

The kicker that missed the ball the other day.

He's Asian.

Yeah.

What is that?

Jimmy hated.

Where do we go?

Left turn.

I just had a thought.

I just want to share it with everybody.

Dale into the wall.

What is this thought, John?

We'd like to hear your finished your thought, please.

That was it.

Young Kosu.

Young Kosu of the Giants.

We're all talking about Jimmy Buffett music.

Have we got a cut of Young Kosu?

Hey, hey, hey, Turley.

Why is broccoli green?

I mean, I just wondered.

I was so out of nowhere.

I never tell you about the time that my dad took strippers to the

rodeo and I was driving my grandma's rolls and I was the driver.

Yeah.

We're getting a brain scan on you.

Yeah.

Hold on.

What now?

Yes, you have.

Great story.

That was an odd moment in my life.

So my dad, my grandmother had a rolls and he said, Hey,

do you want to drive to me to the rodeo tonight?

And he had two gals that he met at the strip club.

They're pretty shiny and that were the dates.

So I, so he had one and then it looked like I had one because

we went together and I was the driver and I had a girlfriend at

the time and at the Fort Worth rodeo, it's kind of like a

New Orleans, um, Mardi Gras kind of thing.

There's a lot of people there, you know, and I was like, Hmm,

this is going to be a problem.

Yeah.

Doesn't look good.

No.

I mean, it didn't look good, but it didn't look good on me.

Obvious looking strippers.

No, no, no, not at all.

No, I was just thinking about dead people and their ashes.

And we buried dad's ashes down by the pond and just got a

headstone and it made me think of that moment.

Okay.

Where the Asians come in at though?

You got the, you got the headstone up.

One of them was Asian.

Oh, there we go.

Everybody's tied in now.

All right.

That's not tied in at all.

Charlie, you got the headstone up.

You got the headstone up.

Did you get the headstone up?

No, it's going to be a flat one.

I got to go down and see that.

My brother, it's not even, we just ordered it.

My brother wrote it and then, you know, I offered to pay

for it and, and he wrote like a paragraph paragraph.

Yeah.

And I'm like, they charged by the letter.

Yes, they do.

So let's trim this down.

I mean, he's been going on.

Give me a short and sweet.

Is that your brother gigging you again?

No, no, no.

I just, I just think, uh, he, he's an

interest.

Everybody's an interesting cat in my family.

Everybody's an interesting cat.

My uncle Bob's an interesting cat.

Uncle George, interesting cat.

There's a rest in peace.

Uncle John, he's passed away from dementia Alzheimer's.

Um, my mom, do what?

Yeah.

I'm just going to ask if your family gets together for

Christmas at any time.

There's not a problem at all.

Um, but is there a hard date?

No.

My Ferguson side more so.

My uncle Wolf died.

Hell, he died at like 58 too.

He drank too much crowned royal and his heart

detached like one of the main orders.

And he wasn't like a slobber drunk on the road.

I mean, he had a business.

He was a, he was a well-to-do guy and had a

lot going on, but he had a styrofoam

with crowned royal that started at two.

And he did that for 15 years and he just,

his aorta just detached one day and he died.

Is that happened?

Yep.

Absolutely.

Does it make your vessels weak or something?

Yes.

It makes everything in your body weak including

yeah, your blood is thinner and your organs

fail.

Oh, yeah.

And then my dad passed away at like 75.

My mom passed away at 58.

My sister passed away at 21.

Merry Christmas everybody.

Who's going to say it?

I didn't mean to go down that road.

Sometimes at Christmas people get together

and they have family drama.

I'm so sorry to bring you up.

They just made them depressed there.

Absolutely.

Hey, you guys know what?

Metallica is helping young people learn trades.

I told you I saw my mother's first cousin last night

at the Rattlesnake and it freaked me out when I walked by.

She looked like my mom to me.

And I had no idea she was going to be there.

Ted Nugent's playing tonight.

I was like, what are you doing here for a Ted Nugent concert?

This is a classy lady.

She's not a rocker.

And she's like, well, my husband wanted to come.

I'm like, this is going to be really loud.

And you probably want to come with me and sit upstairs

because you're going to get blown out.

It's going to blow your hair off.

But no, they stood there and took it.

That's pretty cool.

Pretty cool to your family.

Anyway, CBS Sunday Morning did a feature on James Hetfield

of Metallica.

And he's helping kids get into trade schools.

Instead of following your dreams and doing music,

get into trade schools.

Cut number 14.

How many dogs have you had die on your watch?

Four.

God of money.

It's like a stream of consciousness.

Go ahead.

That Adderall is a hell of a drug.

Not everyone is built for college and not everyone needs college.

Amen.

It was very evident during COVID when we weren't able to go out

and do our thing.

Entertainment, service went.

But the plumber, the electrician, the truck driver,

the people that needed to help keep America running were there.

And thank God for them.

My thought is that the next millionaires will be the first.

You need college so you learn how to make stupid farce noises.

Dumbass.

You know, my son, I did not realize when he talked me into going

to school in London, he was skipping college and he went

straight to law school.

I'm not joking.

I just realized this a week ago.

How did he do that?

I guess you jumped to Europe and do it.

He went to high school.

He had great grades, hard school.

And he's in law school in King's College in London.

He's not taking any math.

He's not taking any accounting.

He's in law school as a 19-year-old.

Can you get out and be a lawyer?

Yes.

So he comes back over here and he does two more years

and he's a U.S. lawyer.

You skipped all your accounting classes, your finance classes,

your statistics classes.

You need that to be a business guy.

And he's like, well, I don't know when I'm going to fit that in.

He's straight in law school.

He's 19-years-old in law school.

Every single class he has in college is in law school.

I'm like, how old are the people in your school?

Well, there's a 35-year-old guy.

There's 27.

He's like, why didn't you tell me you were going to law school?

Why didn't I know he was going to law school?

I'm the dad.

I thought that was pre-law.

I thought it was too, but it's not.

Wow.

We will see you next week.

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We'll over and out.

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