#537 John Clay Wolfe Show 01.10.26

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Must be Saturday morning. Here we are on the John Clay Wolf Show. It's your Uncle Bobo.

Good morning, Bobo. How are you doing?

Good, he's over there on my left side.

You just waited over the holidays. You did, right?

I don't know.

I know.

I don't know.

You've just not eaten at the Taco Bell?

No.

I got a story about Taco Bell.

Okay.

A 31-year-old Idaho man was arrested in Washington. This is serious.

Now he tried to abduct an 11-year-old girl. He did not get her.

And the girl learned to defend herself. Listen how?

Jerson Hartman of Twin Falls charged with attempted kidnapping,

possession of controlled substance, and robbery.

By the way, if you're wondering how the young lady got away, she kicked him in the business.

You have been kicked in the testicles.

That'll do it.

Yeah.

Good for her.

Jesus.

It's scary.

She used to do that.

It's scary.

She actually did it.

Have you ever had a girl fake a pregnancy on you?

Yes.

Really?

Oh, yeah.

Absolutely.

Yeah.

How did it go?

God, I don't even know if I want to get done this road.

It's a dirt road.

It really is.

This is why we're here this morning.

Where did you come up with this? Why?

It just hit me that when this girl tried to fake a pregnancy on me.

Oh, recently?

No, 20 years ago.

I'm kidding, of course.

Yeah, mine was a long, long, long time ago.

And then you wonder, I still to this day wonder why she did it.

What was the point?

You wanted me to marry you?

Was that where we were going?

Yeah.

I guess.

You think so?

Like, what did she do?

She said she was pregnant and she was going.

I'm pregnant.

Okay.

So show me the sonogram.

Basically, she said, I'm going to go get it taken care of.

And I said, that's, wait, stop.

Let's talk this through.

I love you.

Click.

Oh, now we're going to play this game.

Hang up and not talk to me.

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

And then it got, I'm, no, none of your business.

Well, clearly it is.

I don't think I've had that, but I think I have played what we used to call the waiting

game.

Oh, the waiting game.

Sure.

Well, yeah, I mean, that's happened.

That might have been real.

Hey, I missed my period.

I'm a little late.

Right.

Yeah.

I know.

The traffic was a bitch.

And eventually this in my situation just resolved itself.

Nothing ever happened.

If you guys have ever had a pregnancy faked on you, you've got a good story.

I might listen to it.

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So when she, and that includes you, Mississippi, there's a lot.

Good morning.

Mississippi.

So how did it go?

How long did it go?

The suspense lasted seven to 10 days.

And then she said, I don't want to talk about it anymore.

I know that I know she didn't go take care of it, if you will.

Like go to Oklahoma?

Well, that's how you can do it in Texas.

I know that didn't happen.

So I'm left to assume it was just a fake.

What about you, Bob?

Yeah, same.

I mean, we've only had things when I was dating teens, early 20s.

I sat when you were dating teens.

No, no.

When I was a teenager in early 20s.

I sat seven feet away from an AM transmitter for about...

I kept you sterile?

Three years of the early part of my career.

And yeah, I didn't have children until I was 25.

But there were those occasions right before that when I was like,

well, I'm late.

Well, I have to wait and see.

Well, we'll have to.

But it's always panned out.

I think they were honest with me.

And it was just the waiting game, you know?

My gal did it better.

What did she do?

I went up.

I'd finally gotten her out of my house.

And then she sent me Planned Parenthood documentation.

Oh, no.

And said, I'm pregnant.

Yeah.

And I'm like, hmm.

I mean, it definitely could have been mine.

Yeah.

But I just can't believe this.

This is just too ironic.

Yeah.

I finally get rid of you.

And now you're pregnant.

Yeah.

Okay.

So, and this was the same gal that was changing my pills.

I don't know if I told you that story.

No.

It's a whole different story.

So ironically, my uncle was on the board of Planned Parenthood.

Or maybe he was a president of the board of Planned Parenthood.

Can you know somebody in every place in the world?

Well, this was my uncle.

So I definitely knew him.

And I called him and I said, I'm going to send you this.

Will you see if this is real?

Okay.

And he called me back.

He said, that is not real.

So it was not a brochure.

It is our document.

Okay.

But it is not in our system.

And this is not.

So she went there and got the paperwork from them.

A blank and filled it out.

She's playing the long con.

Yeah.

That's pretty committed to the con.

Yeah.

Broken up and out of the house and still trying that hard.

Yeah.

She probably must have been some good loving I was putting out.

You probably should have kept that gal.

She's got a good head on her shoulders.

You want to keep those, the kind of switch your pills and fake pregnancies.

Sure.

That's what you want in your life.

I'm sorry.

What were we all talking about before I interrupted?

I don't remember.

Some girl that got away from a bad guy by kicking him in the business.

It was Taco Bell.

We started with Bob looking good.

Like he's lost some weight.

I said, you're probably not eating in Taco Bell.

Then we went into the Taco Bell story.

She kicked him in the sack.

Yep.

And what did he do about it?

He basically fell down and she got away.

He hit his knees and made that sound.

What did he do to deserve it?

He tried to kidnap her at a Taco Bell.

Oh, yeah.

Do they know each other?

No.

Because maybe she lied about the whole time?

No.

A total stranger just to prowl her on the street.

He actually had a hand on her.

He had her by the arm and she kicked him.

Jason and Odessa.

Yes, sir.

What's your story?

I'm dating a girl in one of them nights.

Everything was going good.

I don't know how to say it.

She s***ed you?

What?

Yeah.

Well, I mean, you call.

You got to tell me what's going on.

Well, you know, it was one of them nights and she grabbed a hold of my bones.

Kept you in.

And then what?

We got to be careful on the radio.

What happened?

What was the net effect?

We had a daughter a year later.

Okay.

Well, congratulations.

You still know your daughter?

Oh, yeah.

Is it a good thing?

It's a good thing.

That's a good example of why I slapped somebody in the ass.

Yeah.

Congratulations, Jason.

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I don't know.

Why are you looking at me like that, Turley?

I don't know.

So, I don't even, I can't even go back to it now.

All right.

What do you do?

Well, I was going up to that ball for that extra point and that holder just pulled the ball

away from me.

And I kicked at it and I slipped and I fell down.

And then somebody saw me and they hired me for the ballet.

And I wound up being a famous ballet dancer in Paris.

And that's how it all worked out.

That's what I did.

It all started with one pinky.

Stop.

Just stop.

I don't know what it had to do with not being his kid.

Damn thing at all.

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I don't have any car calls so I guess I'll just take pregnancy calls.

Kyle McKinney.

I'll do you a favor, man.

I'll segue this into a car call.

Okay.

So, man, I just wanted to touch on the whole pregnancy fake.

21st birthday, she called me up around 1.30 in the morning, told me she was pregnant.

We'd only hung out a couple times and turned out she was just a little sore

that she didn't get invited out.

Okay.

So where's the car park coming?

Well, about a year later with another girl.

She bought her car.

And she comes to me and tells me she's pregnant.

Yeah.

And comes back to me two days later and says, I'll never mind.

It was a scare.

Well, she faked the scare part and nine months later I had my little girl.

The best thing that ever happened in a Malibu.

There you go.

How's your daughter now?

She's 13th in February.

Cool. Good for you.

Matt in Houston.

Remember, you're on FCC radio.

Yes, sir.

I just want to, I don't have any cards to sell.

I just wanted to get back to the store about the whole plan parents thing.

I was at a party about 10 years ago and I'm at a girl.

And we had like a thing in the, in the bathroom in the house at this party.

And we got interrupted.

And then I thought this girl was my girl for the rest of the night.

And we're hanging around and it's getting a little quiet, starting to quiet down.

And then she mentioned a freeway.

And I'm not about that.

And I watched your head off to the back with two of my friends.

And, uh,

Did it hurt?

Did it make you sad?

Did it hurt your feelings?

It hurt my feelings.

Well, it did.

I mean, like, you know,

They were with your girlfriend.

You were in love.

Yeah, man.

I thought I looked lying in the sinker.

Oh, that turned out not to be true at all.

And then a week later I find out that she's exporting them for $1,500 each.

And, uh, I just, I guess I missed the bullet, you know?

Yeah.

I had that happen on the 4th of July at the Fort Worth Boat Club about 35 years ago.

And I thought, I was so proud of myself.

I thought I had a, you know, I thought I was special.

And then we were comparing notes the next day.

And there were three other special friends of mine that was just as special as I was.

In the same night, bam, bam, bam, bam.

And she was busy.

Yeah.

She was busy.

Yeah.

That, uh,

It was crazy.

Like, she didn't think we were going to talk about this.

I mean, like, she didn't think we, no, I'm talking about mine.

Forget you.

Mine's better.

I mean, like, like that girl didn't think that we were going to compare notes or like somebody

was going to brag.

And they're like, huh?

You did what?

Was who?

And then the other one pops up.

There's four of us.

Four of us.

God.

She's a, she's a senior in high school.

Yes, she is.

Four of us.

Unbelievable.

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Now I don't drink.

And when you're with people that drink, it doesn't, it doesn't work out.

That's why that designated driver thing.

I don't think ever word that.

Hey Bill, listen.

We were wondering if you'd come out with us.

Here's the idea.

We want to go out and drink.

And then we were hoping you'd come with us and not drink.

How's that sound to you?

Also, we're not going to be driving.

You're going to pick us up at our different houses, go to a bunch of bars, not drink

while we drink and then drive us all home.

How's that sound to you?

How's that catch you?

I don't know.

What's the catch?

It sounds too good.

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Wolf Packer Scott in New Orleans.

What's up?

I'm like Charles there, John.

Wanted to welcome y'all back.

And we had a chat last weekend, even though y'all were off.

And we had a good time.

Oh yeah, we missed a show last weekend.

Yeah, well, y'all can go back home and we'll just keep chatting.

Oh, you're on the YouTube chat.

JCWShow.com if you want to join the group.

How many people are on there right now?

Oh.

530 this early in the morning?

530?

Normally it takes a little while for it to get up.

Yeah.

Good.

We'll have a good day.

Thank you, Scott.

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Where was I?

I was on the show and they charge for water.

How much?

You know, like a dollar of water.

That's not bad.

Yeah, but I mean, you know, it got me to thinking free salsa.

I think that free hot sauce, that's a big deal.

I mean, if they started charging for hot sauce, I'd have a problem.

Yeah.

Water, iced tea and hot sauce at restaurants need to be free.

And this is coming from a guy that's got a little steak

in some restaurants.

Glass of water?

Water's free.

And if you charge for it, do you want chilled or tap?

Or do you want sparkling or tap?

Okay, that means you want to pay or do you want it to be free?

Sure.

That's my translation.

Correct.

But the tap, when it comes in like a bottle that's cooled off

and they sell for it, then they're still charging for it.

And this is not the fanciest place in the world.

It's fine, but I've got a problem with that.

So they take the tap water, put it in a container.

Yeah, a container.

Like premium water for the tap.

Premium.

Yeah.

So you don't look like a scumbag drinking tap water?

It's pretty drunk.

What's wrong with tap water?

Nothing.

Well, some places.

Well, yeah.

Some places don't process it as well.

And there's lots of chemicals.

And there's fluoride.

Now we're getting ready to find out we can't have fluoride anymore.

Oh, we are?

Yes, we are.

Who's doing that?

They're coming after fluoride.

The Dr. Oz and his group are coming out of the...

Frankenstein's getting a new stick.

Frankenstein.

Dr. Oz spoke this week, by the way,

speaking of things,

he spoke about alcohol during a press conference

and new dietary guidelines coming out.

Some interesting things to say about

moderate, the word moderate,

alcohol consumption.

Could be a health benefit.

You've heard this before, but here's Dr. Oz.

Cut number nine.

Alcohol is a social lubricant

that brings people together.

Yeah.

In the best case scenario,

I don't think you should drink alcohol.

But it does allow people

an excuse to bond and socialize.

And there's probably nothing healthier than having

a good time with friends in a safe way.

If you look at the blue zones, for example,

around the world where people lived the longest,

alcohol is sometimes part of their diet.

Again, small amounts,

but the implications don't have it for breakfast.

But they generally move away from two glasses of men,

one glass of wine.

There was never really good data to support

that quantity of alcohol consumption.

You know, I think Viagra should be

a multi-vitamin mixture also.

What?

Be handy.

It would be handy.

Like, if you had a Viagra,

your daily vitamins?

Yeah.

If it had a little Viagra in it?

No.

People don't use Viagra every day.

But you got to be ready when you're ready.

I think it would be a lot of problems.

Is there a timer thing on Viagra

where it's good for four to eight hours?

It's good for, like, 15, 18 hours.

Everybody just be walking around in the resolute?

No, you don't.

You don't walk around with wood.

Not like the Billy Bob from Landman's See?

Oh, no.

But who made they did that?

And it had a stare at it, too.

Yeah, it was like, stop.

Yeah, there it was.

Yeah.

Well, there it was.

They need a pill with a little Viagra

and a little Ozympic in it

and whatever your vitamins are.

There's one pill a day.

They don't eat too much.

You don't get fat.

You're always ready to rock.

A little Simiglutide on the side.

Yeah.

That's coming out in a pill now.

No more shots.

Well, I said Ozympic.

Yeah.

Simiglutide's coming out in a pill.

Yeah.

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Real quick.

What did we do in Venezuela yesterday?

We took over oil tanker

and it got everybody shook up.

That's been going on for a little while.

But yesterday was like something different.

Did you not, did you all not see the video?

I didn't catch anything special yesterday.

That's going to percolate for quite a while

no matter what happens.

So we took over Venezuela.

Well, we stole their president.

Deposed the president, yeah.

We didn't depose him.

We took him.

We put him in jail.

I hate to use the word kidnap.

Okay, we kidnap the president.

We took him home to our home

and put him in jail.

We exercised an arrest warrant.

The Biden administration had issued

an arrest warrant for him.

Biden?

Ooh, that's a good...

See, that's why we need to talk about this

because nobody knows that.

I didn't know that.

But that's a good fallback.

Warren's been out for five years.

It's a great excuse.

Warren's been out for five years

and all the Democrats were,

let's go get him.

Come we don't get him.

You're a bunch of cowards

and we went and got him and now we're evil.

Okay.

I don't think it's evil.

I don't think it's evil either.

It was the same thing we did with Noriega

and it wasn't even the president.

Same thing we did with Saddam Hussein

on an international level.

Absolutely.

Identical.

That's world politics.

Yep.

I don't know.

We're the big guys

so we can do whatever the hell we want.

No repercussions as of yet.

We're looking for a nice beach

to go travel to and that.

You know what, now?

Venezuela is beautiful this time of year.

How do we take their oil though?

How do we take their oil?

That's what we do.

That's a really good question.

Trump met with all the big oil execs yesterday.

Yeah, we'd like it.

They're all very happy.

Are they?

Yes.

Yeah, of course they are.

That's the big thing yesterday, John,

really, that he met with oil executives.

He met with all the big guys.

I miss that.

You know, they have one of the

largest reserves in the entire world

but their production's down a bit

because that government

nationalized their oil industry

and American companies pulled out.

We said we can't make money on that.

No, no, no.

They didn't pull out.

We talked about pulling out earlier.

They got pregnant

and they got kicked out of the house.

Yeah.

They lost their positions.

Okay.

So maybe that's why we took the oil back

is to get our oil back

that we'd invested in.

Yeah, also.

So we produced and had positions

in Venezuela and they said,

get out all of your rigs,

all of your money spent,

all your releases,

you're out of here.

Screw you.

Get out of my house.

You're not pregnant.

How long have we been there

since the 50s, haven't we?

I don't know, but for long enough.

So they kicked us out of our leases

and I wonder if that's why we went back

and took the oil and said,

this is the oil that you have produced

off of our leases in our production.

Yeah.

Also we're blocking.

I'm making this up.

Somebody can call in and straighten me out

but I'm betting that that could be the case.

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If you're,

we're out in Midland, Odessa,

laying men,

call in and tell us

why we stole all their oil back.

Yeah, we're also blocking Russia and China too.

Because they use that oil.

So it's kind of like that guy

that was telling that story a minute ago

where he had that girl

and then he let her out of the bathroom

and then she went

and got three of his friends

and took them to the bathroom.

No more of your friends here.

I told you that P runs the world.

I thought the oil was like

not really good oil there, though, either.

Or maybe they just don't have the technology to make it.

You sound like you've been reading high times

and you're just judging.

No, I remember Trump

saying something like in 23

saying, ah, the oil's not very good there.

In Venezuela?

Yeah, like...

Well, there are different categories.

Where's the figure you got it from?

Sweet Crude is ideal

for refining into gasoline.

What they have in Venezuela

is not sweet crude.

It's a different variation.

But it's a little bit like marijuana, John.

They're different strains

with different strings.

The stuff in Venezuela

is more difficult to refine.

We really don't have

the infrastructure to refine it,

but it would behoove us to do so

because there's a lot of it.

So if we can make a deal,

you know, it could be beneficial.

Absolutely.

We'll make diesel out of it?

Yeah.

There's guys in Beaumont

all over the Golden Triangle down there

that could call in

and tell us exactly what we're having.

They refine a lot of junk oil down there.

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Yeah, from Beaumont,

the Golden Triangle,

that's the refinery capital of the U.S.

That's where all that

Venezuelan poontang is coming in port.

Texas City.

And then we're straightening out,

taking the tattoos off of it,

cutting its hair, brushing its teeth,

cleaning, fixing its teeth.

One of the finest

all-new cabarets in the world, too, by the way.

The what?

Venezuela?

One of the finest all-new cabarets in the world.

How do you know?

Because I've been there, man.

To Venezuela?

No.

Oh.

No.

To the Texas City cabaret.

Oh.

Finest.

Well, Texas City's

not in the Golden Triangle.

Finest.

You need to get out more often.

It's south of Houston.

You need to get out more often.

I only went as far as a cabaret job.

Colorado.

The Colorado in Houston is pretty good.

I haven't been in there in 30 years, 25 years.

I haven't been to a topless joint in a long time.

Me, too, man.

That's too bad.

We should do something about it.

No.

It's not.

Yeah, let's not.

Why get hustled?

Rick's cabarets back in vogue.

They're filming Landman episodes.

They are.

Boy, they are.

Get it last week.

That'd be a pretty good business lunch right there.

Well, Bob, for those of us that are married, maybe not.

Tanner, you have an 18-4 runner TRD off-road premium with 150,000 miles.

It's a lot of miles.

What kind of shapes it in?

Young.

I'd say average.

I don't know dings or anything, but you know how the paint on these things are.

Is that 16 grand or am I too high?

You know, I think that's probably about right, but nothing I'd sell it for.

Well, if you need more than 16 grand and 150,000 mile 18 Toyota, then I'm not going to take

the time and I'm going to thank you now for letting me off the hook to go look up some

transactions to see if I was too high because you're too high for sure.

And I'm curious to see what there are.

He's on the big strain.

He's on the good strain.

I'm going to look that up there in the break.

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Mike in Texas.

Oh, hang on.

I want to listen to this.

Happy New Year, everybody.

Who is this?

Luscious Jackson.

Luscious.

I made that up.

Sounds AI.

It's cool.

I think he's just singing about all the BS of New Year resolutions and how everything

should be different.

He's the same in method.

Thank you.

Good morning, everybody, and happy New Year to you.

Jeremiah in Tampa Bay.

Florida.

Yes, sir.

What up?

How you doing?

Good.

Hey, yeah, I wanted to call and talk about Venezuela.

Okay.

Yeah, I've been doing a lot of research on the fact and definitely it's a strategic

move by the Trump administration to get in there, take over that oil.

The problem is you have a lot of countries that are brick countries and they're trying

to get away from the American dollar, which is actually hurting us.

So what's happening is getting in there and controlling a lot of that oil that China, Russia

buys oil from, it's helped strengthen in our dollar.

What happens if we have met so many countries that get away from the American dollar, our

money's going to be worth nothing.

Good idea.

And he's right.

I've been reading that as well.

Brian in Beeville.

Yes, the Venezuelan oil.

I worked for a pipeline company in South Texas.

Okay.

And I took care of tanks and I took care of 40 million barrels of oil a month that went

to the refinery and corpus and they buy a Venezuelan oil and have been buying Venezuelan

oil for a long time.

The reason they want it is because it's dark, heavy crude.

It's ugly, nasty, stinky and it's they mix it with a light sweet crude.

And so they had more knockout at the refinery, which makes all types of plastic pharmaceuticals,

et cetera.

If they don't do that, this light sweet really is for gas and diesel and very few things.

But when they blend it with the Venezuelan oil that's dark, heavy, they get more knockout.

So it's more valuable.

If you've got all these Venezuelan connections, can you get me a maid?

Mine went back to Mexico.

No?

All right.

God tells you a great story about exactly what's going on in the political world as well as

the oil world.

And you go, give me a maid.

Mine went back to Mexico.

Maybe that's what Trump went in there for.

They get a maid.

Did you see the video where the lady did take a shot at him with her car?

The lady that got shot during the ice raid.

Dang.

So she's in a Honda pilot and they killed her last week, this week.

Yeah.

Nobody knows what I'm talking about.

Yeah.

Everybody knows what we're talking about.

We just don't want to talk about it.

Go ahead.

Oh, yeah.

Well, Turley doesn't know what I'm talking about.

No.

What did you say?

Okay.

So a lady is getting told to stop and she starts talking smack and they're doing

an operation.

They have their guns and she gets in her car and keeps talking smack at the officers,

the agents and she starts driving her car into them.

I watched the video unless it's changed and altered by AI and they shot her ass and

killed her.

There's multiple angles and that's what she did.

And she hit the officer and he shot her and killed her.

Maybe a glancing blow with the fender.

I don't think you saw the light one that came out yesterday.

I've seen them all.

Yeah.

I mean, it's basically, there's two stupid people, her for trying to cause a riot

basically causing stopping traffic.

And then the cop didn't really need a shooter.

No, no, no, no.

The video I saw last night, I would have shot her too.

Yep.

Because she, she bumped him and then here it comes again.

She was, she was holding a gun at it for sure.

A, a, a V six gun.

She didn't have a gun.

It was, it was her wife that was doing all the talking with a cell phone

on the outside that lady in the car looked like a pretty friendly lady.

Her wife.

Until she tried to run over a police officer.

You have to agree.

There are two schools of thought on this despite seeing it.

They're just both idiots.

By the way, there was a bill that was signed into law by Governor Tim

Walls back in 2020.

So was she the barber or the butch?

She was.

She was the.

Yeah, it's hard to say.

There was one day she was cute years ago.

Once again, 2020 that Governor Tim Walls signed this into legislation.

If a driver accelerates, accelerates the word and off toward

an officer standing in front of the vehicle.

This creates an immediate life-threatening danger.

The officer doesn't need to wait until impact.

They can act based on the apparent intent and proximity.

J.D. J.D.

What?

We are hunting rabbits.

That's pretty specific guidelines though.

I'm with you, but you got to understand there are two schools

of thoughts on everything nowadays.

You know, here's some good advice.

Don't gin it up.

It's not a protest to scream and cuss at people and throw

things, especially if they're the ones with guns and badges.

I have found.

Look at what happened in New Orleans a year ago.

Different scenario, obviously, but the guy running down a mob

in his car.

Yeah.

That's all bad.

Everybody's a little hot about this.

I'm not happy, but after watching that video,

because I was watching this for the past two days,

I'm like, I don't like what I'm seeing.

I think they're wrong.

I saw a different angle last night of the lesbian wife

talking all the smack, getting back in the car,

and then she drove at him.

And the last thing you see in that shot is the

officer's head bouncing off the car.

Right.

She hit him.

Right.

She hit him.

He goes, there's no doubt.

That's the last thing you see in it.

But you know, Chris Rock has all the answers out

to not have trouble with the police.

That's true.

We have some of those.

We do actually.

She should have watched the Chris Rock show.

Cut 31, he explains how to not get in trouble.

Have you ever been face to face with a police officer

and wondered, is he about to kick my ass

if you follow these simple pointers?

You probably won't get your ass kicked by the police.

Cut 13.2.

You know, you probably won't get your ass kicked

if you just use common sense.

If you jump a subway turnstile,

you might just get off with a warning.

But if you jump a turnstile carrying a loaded gun

and smoking a joint, then maybe you need your ass kicked.

13.3 if you want to keep going.

When you see flashing police lights in your mirror,

stop immediately.

Everybody knows if the police have to come and get you,

they're bringing an ass kicked with them.

13.4.

If you're listening to loud rap music,

turn that f*** off.

Last thing you f*** the police,

while you're getting pulled over by the police,

is just ignorant.

It's just ignorant, end point five.

Want to give a friend a ride?

Not so fast.

Your friend might be crazy.

Now before you let your friend in your car

ask them these questions.

Do you have a gun? Do you have drugs?

Do you have any warrants?

And in case you do get pulled over by the cops,

remind your friend to do this one thing.

Shut up.

Shut the f*** up.

What the f*** do you want?

In there.

My favorites cut six.

There's a tip you should never forget.

If your woman is mad at you, leave her at home.

Because a mad woman will say anything.

He got weed! He got weed!

If your woman is mad at you,

there's nothing she'd like to see more

than you getting your ass kicked.

That's my f***ing ass!

Take a seat too! He got weed!

He got weed!

Ron Ladino.

Good morning from Florida.

Good morning.

Hey, you're Venezuelan?

I'm from Venezuela.

I've been here since 2017

and I've been listening to you guys since then.

Oh, good. Welcome aboard again.

Good morning, man.

What's your take on this Venezuela deal?

Yeah, well,

I'm very excited that that happened.

Somebody took

the courage to do it

because nobody else would.

Just by the fact that everybody

was getting her belly full

and everything, you know.

And to the answer to that guy just earlier

but he's getting worried about

our oil and SAA.

I'd rather have Trump f***ing up

our oil, but

we're going to get paid, we're going to get

developed, we're going to get invested

than have Cuba, China,

Russia taking our oil

and hang Ronald.

None of that.

Just FYI, we're on FCC

across the country and you just dropped the F-bomb.

We did dump it, but you can't do that again

or I got to hang up on you.

I'm sorry, man.

You Venezuelans, y'all are pretty hot tamales.

Y'all get excited to start casting.

I understand, I do too.

I'm glad that I make you that comfortable

where you feel like you can drop an F-bomb

on government radio.

I'd like to do it too. Could we do it together?

Let's do it.

Come on, man.

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Do you remember when he came over

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What? You don't remember that, Mike?

No. The flower dude

sold us a Ferrari.

That's been years now. I forgot about that, yeah.

Driving a Ferrari selling a lot of flowers.

Yeah, but hey man, this American Dream

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What happens now and then

As long as you'll be

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If I go crazy

you still call me Superman

From the Wolf Radio Studios

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Now, John Clay Wolf

Did you see the video we did out of Oklahoma

where I bought the Mopars?

The Mopars from the guy that was wearing

jammies, his crazy old man.

He's funny, he's cool.

Did you see that one as about a month ago?

Like there was a pink one and a yellow one

and a green one and a purple one

and my brother's there

and I yell at my brother to stop talking

because the old man was talking so much

it was a confusing thing.

The truth is it did get confused

and I was keeping my list

I didn't have a recorder reporter with me

which I need one always going forward

on big groups like that

and there was a little confusion

and then his daughter got involved

Did you hear, notice I said a month ago

and I still don't have the cars

today finally.

The guy with Bruce Willis is Chevelle

and I actually

I was nice

I had a contract, it was signed

if you watch the video it was clear

and I let him waffle out

about half of them

and she was nice

she said I know you have a signed contract

I know that you can press this

I know that I'm asking you for a favor

My dad

he's very depressed over this deal

he's very upset that he sold you all these cars

and

we won out of it and I'll sell you two of them

so what I did was I said I want all the mo-pars

and you'll keep the others and you call me later

and that's what we did

Why the seller remorse like that?

Have you not watched any of these videos?

Oh I've seen

They're all like that dude

It's a non-stop of

oh yeah I want a seller want to sell

oh nope nope nope I can't do that

can't do that and it's like

you're giving like huge amount of money

for them

stupid money sometimes

I think you do it just to see if they're going to actually sell something

I do

it's insane and so now he's like

no I don't want to sell them at all

but I got them

he just went cold

he's wouldn't answer the phone

I'm like what's going on so I waited a while

and I was asking the officer have you talked to them yet?

nope nope nope

anyway we finally got their attention

she called explained the situation

and how did you get their attention?

I'm not going to tell

there's the story

there's the story that's why I wanted to know

cause I would like to use that

for people that goes to give me the vin too

that'd be great

well I'll tell you all there

but it's a nice little way to sit a little electricity down the line

and wake everybody up and let's talk

cause we've got money invested in this so we've got a contract

we've done something

if there's an unhappy party we want to make everybody happy

but right now we're the unhappy party

and anyway the smoke parts are on the way to the ranch

sweet

is the pink one there?

so you're such a dick

why?

cause that's the best one

well guess what I did

I let him keep it

for her daughter

he said that his granddad

wanted this but he's going to sell it anyway

so she, her daughter wanted it

and I said just keep

if you remember the video I said I'm going to buy it

I'm going to keep it

I'll keep it for three years and put it on a string

meaning if you call me and want it back I'll sell it back to you

that was our deal

so I just said you just keep that for your granddaughter

for your daughter and y'all call me later

and we'll figure something out

we want to make sure that this deal

goes down smooth

when you have the money in your account

that's smooth right

send me the titles and the purchase order

and it gets smooth right now

and she sent the wire instructions

we fired the money off

and then she's like I need a contract

to release me from the other deal

I'm like the contract is the money

sitting in the bank you're good

anyway

people get spooky

we're so used to doing these cordials so fast

others are not

what's that video labeled for folks that want to go back to youtube

and watch it

it'll frustrate you too

because of the negotiations

oh they just go on

what did you put up last week with the guy with a thousand cars

that was amazing

I want to sell them okay I'm going to buy these 10 for this much

that's a good number okay

he kept saying I want to sell them all

I'm like I can't buy a thousand cars

sure

I can buy

I can definitely buy a thousand cars

but I'm not going to appraise a thousand cars

unless I know that we've got

a price realistic reasonability

so I was like let's do these 5

and real quick I was like I'll give you 120,000 for these 5

alright that's pretty good

okay so are we done well I want to sell them all

I was like okay well let's do 10

should we grab 5 more and I'll get

I think it was 220, 250,000 dollars for 10

I said are you impressed

he said very

I said okay let's do it

well that's fine but I want to sell them all

I said okay so let's take these 10

and sell them to me right now

and then when you prove to me

that you're going to sell them then I'm going to come back

and buy the other 980

or 9 or 9 or whatever it was

and I said I'll start right now

and he broke

I cracked him

he said I can't sell them

he said I know you can't sell them

that's why we're doing it like this

I'm not going to go do this

he said when meekum came through here and said take him 3 months to do this

he said I can buy these thousand cars

inspected and funded

in 3 days

the funding part's the easy

the inspection and getting the titles arranged

and everything

I got to bring more people up here

and we're going to have to attack these like it's a military operation

and some of them are parked so close together

how can they ever get in there

I mean they were just a zoo

he's

I don't want to call him a hoarder because he's not a hoarder

but he's kind of a hoarder

I can understand because I'm kind of a hoarder too

in that regard

I get it

that video has like

150,000

watching hours in the past 7 days

900,000 views

that's our biggest barrier

I couldn't turn it off

I know what you're doing

I know the bit I couldn't turn it off

is it a bit?

I know how you work

I know what you're there to do

there's nothing going to be revealed

between the two of you

I'm sitting on the couch with Kim

and I go

I know I should probably turn this off

but this is amazing

the comments are great too

I don't know if we have any bad

we have a couple of bad ones

what do we call this again

don't feed the troll

from the viewers

on our YouTube channel

the viewer comments that are some of them are negative

the haters and the lovers

there's a lot of them

some of them are not about this specific video

because I'm afraid Bob will do that

I don't feed the troll

when John's Guy

comes back from Gas Monkey

they'll be full blown alcoholics

when our staff

our staff is over Gas Monkey

they're saying they're going to turn my guys into alcohol

every other second you guys go

well do that and I'm going to go get a beer

Tristan Grimes says

Guy has no clue what he's talking about

and LS doesn't need to rebuild after 140,000

this isn't

the overall YouTube comments

this is not on that one

Guy has no clue what he's talking about

and LS doesn't need to rebuild after 140,000 miles

this is one of our reels

on a Z06

the audio is annoying

too many fart

it was funny for a minute stop

what's that mean

too many fart jokes

oh too many fart jokes

he's just talking about the show

there was one on there a screenshot

smacking the cars with your walking stick

very disrespectful

love your videos though

there's a lot of them on there

so when we're standing there talking about these transams

I reach out and touch this one transam

and it was the crappy one

it was the brown one

at the end of my walking stick

I've got a rubber knob

and it didn't touch with the rubber

it touched with the side

so here's what happened there

because half the comments are people screaming at me about

the car with my stick

here's what happened

I pointed at it

and the side of the stick hit the fender

and I said oh my god

I'm so sorry Don

I said well I'm buying it anyway so it doesn't matter

sure it's my car

you were claiming it and you're peeing on it

well a little bit

but

I said there's no scratch

anyway we're fine he's like no big deal

I mean he's like me dude

he's like a wrecked out car collector

and that's why I felt comfortable doing that

but I didn't mean to do it like that

and then

I said all of the people on the internet are going to freak out over this

I said so Braden

our video editor

I said when you do this

take the audio portion of when it tapped the car

and crank it to the moon

and make it sound like I hit it with a hammer

add like a three studious bonk

yeah

and we had a two shot going on

one angle it came from the other and they used it two different times

and everybody's freaking out

oh you could hear it

for sure

they chat about that as much as anything else

and then another comment says

have you ever been called a pompous ass

many times I'm guessing

that was one of the trolls there

yeah I mean

because they're not used to doing

you know everybody wants a car salesman

that's all nicey

and I'm doing business

what? Don Baskin

if you watch the video you see how much

car and truck business he's done over his life

this guy's a car dealer

and a truck builder

and it's a different

we're negotiating wholesale

we're negotiating on a different frequency

and the public hasn't seen that

and that's why they don't understand

they want me to be like sir can I get you a cup of coffee

and do the lawn

like you're at the Lexus store

that's not what we're doing

bulk cattle buying

bulk

stop it's different

and they just don't understand

and so that makes me a pompous ass

and my explanation I'm sure my pompous ass too

and I don't give a rat

I mean

nobody wants to see how

the cows turn into steak

no I don't

they want to see it but they don't like it

they don't like seeing the blood running down the side

and that's the way the world works

you want to go to these auctions

meek and bear it all this stuff

and when they hammer down and sell it to you

and it's as is you go up to them and say hey the motor's knocking

you're tough

oh yeah

oh yeah absolutely

these public auto auctions that sell 100% red light

yep

when the customer that pays

all these fees 10%

and buy fees goes up to the auction with a complaint

the auction like yells at him get your car out of here

now

get me paid now

if you pay me

it's a moment of a transaction

and there's no going back the real world

the real world we'll be right back

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this is the John Clay Wolf show

and this is the lightning round

it's a car segment where I normally bid the cars

I'm going to do something a little bit different real quick

I'm going to give car advice

which I really don't like doing

but I'll do it anyway cause people want it

good morning

what's your question

all right

try to keep it brief

looking at buying a new maybe slightly used

halftone crew cab

Silverado

they got that four cylinder engine

in them which is pretty much

they try to force those down your throat

is it in your

world

is that truck worth less to you

two or three years down the road than if it had a V8

probably 20 percent

so like

20 percent so I go

well when I go to turn it loose

is this all done

I've listened to you a long time

you go buy a sticker off of them or everything as far as condition

it's conditioned for a cross

and desirability

in the four cylinder

even the six cylinder halftone trucks

the desirability

is much lower

so even if the stickers were the same

these four cylinder trucks

we do a squawk box every Thursday morning

8 a.m. Thursday morning

we have a

conference call with all of our buyers

everybody that has the ability

to write a check

for giving them in and there's like

40 of them right

40 guys that have the ability to make a decision

and lay a bet with our money

so I need to make sure that those guys

GPS's

that their compasses are tuned up

so we go through the market

and we talk about what's hot what's not

we lose money on four cylinder halftone trucks

so often

it's almost to the point that I've put a no buy on

because I can't get my guys

thinking down enough

to make a profit

much less not take a loss

they're that bad

that makes a lot of sense to me

they just so in

in the GM world you can't get a six cylinder anymore

it's either the four cylinder

turbo a v8

or the diesel and you know that

an eight gas is great

and there's two different versions of it

but the four cylinder in the expeditions

when we lose money on an expedition

I immediately look down on the list

I said I bet you anything is a four cylinder

or a six cylinder

appreciate your time man

thank you thank you

Alan and Batrouge

you want a 21 rav 4 with 150,000 miles

is 19,000

a good deal

I have a shot journey that

I was trying to trade in we offered next to nothing

for it

because it's shot

but here's what you're doing Alan

you're going out and buying $150,000 Toyota

for 20 grand

150,000 mile Toyota

for 20 grand

and it's not desirable it's a rav 4

it's a wind up toy

that truck is half

that truck is double

it's 10,000 too high

Alan are you still there

he's been on hold so long

yeah no it's too much money

here's what you do

go buy a new Toyota Camry

for $27,000

new

and make payments on it

oh man you'd be doing yourself

such a better justice

one of my mechanics called the other day

he was fixed up by a Nissan

with 34,000 miles on it

for

$29,000 I believe

and I said don't do that

I said go

get three prices

and go buy a new one and it's probably going to cost you

four or five grand more

but it'll be two years newer

two or three model years newer

and it's 35,000 miles less

for 5,000 that's better and smarter

and the payments will probably be the same

and that's exactly what he did and he called me and thanked me

so there you go

later we'll be right back

my name is John Clay Wolf by Cars and Radio from America's Best Car Buyer

give me the VIN.com

he goes by Dill though

you're going to say Dill

what's his last name? a Dill

Dill Dill

first name's Holden

last name Tudix

customers will holden

his last name is owners

first name is Gabe

attention customers meet your party

Gabe owners

his last name is Mayez

first name is Dixon

Dixon Mayez

what do you mean?

I'm not paging Dixon Mayez

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there's an Instagram of that kid and he goes around doing that

and he pulls it off a lot

and I think it's so funny

I did that back in 2000

I was doing that stuff for radio bits

I did it in 77

at the pool

I'd go up and have him

have him page Michael Hunt

and I was about 8

but at this while

nothing's new

but it's still funny

Dixon Mayez

okay that's his last name

Mayez M-I-A-Z

last name

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Trevor in Florida your declaring bankruptcy

should you sell your truckets and da da da

do you have a

do you have a clear title or is there a payoff?

no there's a payoff

what's the payoff?

uh

about 11 grand

yeah

I forgot all the rules

in each state they're different but should you sell your truck

before you declare bankruptcy

probably not

because

okay because you'll have trouble

getting a new truck

you'll have trouble getting a new truck afterwards

my attorney told me the same thing

but I was

calling to see just

you know

what the value of it may be

and

he said if you got

any equity out of it

you know

get rid of it

before we do what we're going to do

but

I don't know man Bill in Indiana

Pennsylvania good morning you're there

hey John how are you?

good good good

John Clay I've got a fella

the family

have a bunch of stuff for sale

dad died

and they have he bought brand new

a 2011 dump

truck

Chevrolet

four-wheel drive of course

base unit automatic

fissure plow

on the front

100 miles

what um what size is the dump

that is 18 yard to 12 yard

11 yard okay

is it gas or diesel?

oh gas

6-0

yeah find out what size the dump

but it sounds like an 8 to 10 yard dump

which could plug a toilet

so

an 8 yard dump have you ever had an 8 yard dump?

I did

and boy

you know once a year you have that one that's like an 8 yard dump

and it's just

so free

it's just like my god I didn't

where did all this come from

how have I been walking around with all this

pants actually fit better

Bill it says

can you buy the whole group of cars

I'd rather just buy the whole group of cars

possibly

I didn't get that far yet

you posted on that

if you have an in with the seller

are you dealing with the broker or the family

I know dealing with another dealer

actually

boy the more people get involved

in the deal

he's not a player for that stuff

he's a very small dealer

I don't think he's a player for any of it actually

and I think a lot of it's heavier equipment

you know excavators and different things

let's do this let's do this

you and I go in this together

and

let's buy the whole thing

and we'll split it 50-50

and I'll fund the whole deal

I've got your number already

and go to GMTV garage

which is my own little page

and click email John

and we'll get to work on it

but make a list

give me the

garage

thank you

good morning

and now from North America's

own land down under

it's time for Sunshine State News

with your certified

lifeguard J.D. Ryan

39 year old

Florida man got arrested by the cops

he was trespassing

in a construction site

which you know no big deal right

well they said actually the search revealed

the suspect had a gun

hidden under a pair of

prosthetic boobs

that he was wearing

a little bit out of the ordinary

you got the prosthetic boobs

couldn't possibly get worse could it

well yeah it could

again the guy also was wearing a G string

and a red lace to bra

of course the best person to make sense out of all this

is our favorite sheriff

Grady Judd

this is

Matthew Zecharino

he's 39 he's from Altamont Springs

and he's on this construction site

in a vehicle

by himself

and as our deputies

approach him to see what's he doing

on this construction site

we see this dude wearing

a red lace

bra with

prosthetic silicone

breastesses

he's wearing a G string

but you don't realize how dangerous these situations

are because

for a prosthesis

we found

a gun

so he was armed

trespassing

I was figuring he was fixing to say he had a

horse dung but that is not what he had

now that's in the next story

okay yeah hey Lake County man

excuse me arrested

for allegedly robbing a meat

market while completely

naked well almost completely naked

yeah of course he is

we're all Kobe Watkins

walked into the

BJ Meat Market

I swear that's the name

I'm not this is the story

totally nude except for his face mask

he allegedly stole over a thousand dollars

cash from the box

from the cash box

employees reported he was carrying an object

wrapped in a cloth so they thought it was a weapon

it was a weapon

it was a weapon alright police were able to

quickly track down Watkins

with the aid of a local woman

she saw it all

cut in verse 7

that penis had a mole on it

I'd recognize that penis anywhere

in spite of the juvenile snickers

of some this is a serious

matter

but I've got him now

and I'm not going to let

him slip through my fingers

now

I know it's him

that

telly

had a mole on it

and that mole

is the key to it

Watkins was charged with arm

robbery grand theft and of course

indecent exposure

there's that all happening

but still one this time of year

so you know

if you walk into BJ's meat

market

that's the name of the place look at that

sounds like a gay bar

where's BJ Ryan

he would know all about BJ's

meat market hey everybody how's it going

hi JD it's BJ Ryan

they said

the meat market was named BJ's

that's wonderful

I should start on meat market JD

you should

why do you hate your brother

we could sell chickens

sausages

weeners

BJ superstar weeners

alright

hey you know what's coming up more than

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4 Larry and West Palm Beach good morning earlier

hey Wolf

I got a question for you

yo

that old boy you bought all the mofars

from that youtube you had on

yep

with the Chevelle

there was one car

I was really interested

and I was hoping you would have got

but I don't know if you got it or not because I'm looking for one

was that black

or brown

69 Camaro

I think it was RS or SS

I let him keep his other granddaughter wanted it

oh damn

I hear you

yeah I've got a lot of 69s

but

we sell all of our cars at Mannheim at dealer sales

you got to grab a dealer to log in

wow

I just don't have the time to

I mean

we probably sell them $5,000, $10,000

I mean it's just

dealing with people directly

you sound like a great guy

and I'm not knocking you out

I don't have time to go through

I sell them a little cheaper

or a lot cheaper

to pay it and be done

then dealing with individuals that

you know they want to do a deal they come to get it

and then they change your mind

or they can't get their financing on that

I just sell them to dealers that will do all that

yeah I'm not going to do no financing

so I work on a super

super thin margin

yeah I'm not a

I wouldn't finance it

I might buy them

I mean I already got one

but I like the 69 Camaro's

what would you pay for that one

what did I pay for my

no what would you pay for that one in the video

what would you pay for that one in the video

probably about 45

yeah

then uh

you know

I don't know what motor was in it

now all of a sudden I'm interested in Larry

so now I'm all of a sudden interested in Larry

alright

I'll have Jason

I'll call you and let you know about what we got in the 69s

and thank you for calling

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this is a retail buyer

so you've had a lot of 69s

I've probably had

50

69s wow

that's a lot

now 68 is different than 69

and a 67 is different than a 69

the 69 is the one they want

upside down and sideways on there

the body launch a little different on 68

and on a 67

we're talking about the first gen Camaro

but the 69 is the sweet spot

it'll get you where you're going

in a hurry

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Miami Hurricanes are on the way

speaking of getting where they're going on their way to the national championship

after beating Ole Miss

in the Fist Bowl on Thursday

best game of the year

it was uh

4th Leeds went back and forth

Miami's final drive

they were down by 3

with just 18 seconds on the clock

and here's how it wound up

the games within 3 yards

of the game winning touchdown

which would send them home to the championship game

3 receivers

back to the left

and still looking

takes off running

Carson back with his legs

puts Miami on top

Cinderella story

yeah Miami had that game

they should have won by at least two touchdowns

the way they're controlled it but

they kept Ole Miss in it

in the beginning I thought they were going to run it

like hard

they have some of those super power

players

athletes yeah

it reminded me of the old Miami

the convicts they were back

do you think Michael Irvin is doing

cocaine on the sidelines because he looks very animated

I don't know but Miami

the city is getting really excited

that Michael's going to be coming back into town

to do what oh for this next one

all because the coke sales are going to have to go up

right I mean come on

everybody's like hey now

let's get it ready

and then what did you watch the game last night

yeah it was a blowout

oh my god they look good

Hoosiers you want to play the clip from the game

this first clip is all this is it

this is all you need to hear really

is the running back

the quick pass is intercepted

it's going to be run in

for an Indiana touchdown

first 11 seconds of the game

it was over

literally that 11 seconds in

was your final 59

uh

15-6 to 22

you're not a mighty

Fernanda

that guy he gets to go back home too

I mean Miami

in the championship game against Indiana

he's from Miami too

the storylines are great

so John do you know

what the line is right now

yes

Indiana is favored by seven and a half

oh

do you want to put a bet on it

I agree too

dude they were so good

so well touched

well they're all 150 years old

they all retired from the NFL

college to play football

not all their players aren't they

they're like all 5th and 6th year players

if you look at their strength line

up their key guys

there's so many guys that are

6th year college players

so they brought in a bunch of old guys

and that's why they're

they're like an in-between team

between college and pro

kind of

because they all grew up with him

as a coach

they took the James Madison University team

and they went up with him

so they've been in this system for a long time

like 6 years

I mean Carson Beck's been 7 years

I mean that's nuts

did you know Carson Beck's expecting his first grandchild

I doubt that

and he and Diego Pavey are both having

grandkids this spring

so they're going to have a good time together

so do you want to do the bets now

I mean I know it's not looking great for you

but do you want to do any bets right now

we'll do them a little bit

we can keep this fun going

how did last week

two weeks ago

we only did the NFL games

not great for you

out of how many

out of three games

but the major when you lost

where's your Texas Tech team

oh yeah they're out

and there was a hundred dollar bet on that

that they would make the finals

and they did not

oh that's a lot

I'm going to pay you in quarters again this year

oh I know you will

you're going to tax that too

somebody is going to pay those taxes

we got some great playoff games

NFL games we can get to here a little bit

speaking of you just lost a listener

I've got some feedback this week

do you have a you just lost a listener drop

a bit of grooves was doing this

he'd already have it up

wow

you ticket heads

he's on the board because he's a ball hog

we'll do it during the break and we'll catch up and get familiar

so guys if you're a ticket head

and you like grooves go to

jcwshow.com

and click the YouTube stream

and Michael will actually let him perform

I don't know during the YouTube stream

during the commercial break

hey John wanted to give you a heads up

of some of the negative listener feedback

we've got from your shows during the holidays

oh boy

here we go

I love the guy that sent it

here's one

hi I was listening to the show at 10.30 this morning Saturday

no joke because the show's on

Saturday

when I heard the host and a few other guys discussing

the Sharon Moore news

I knew this one was going to

be a problem

do you remember this bit

when we were talking about the look

of the white girls that like the black guys

yeah

when I heard

the host and a few guys discussing the

Sharon Moore news

the comments about women being vindictive

and about

the affair partner's appearance came off

as sexist and racist

racist

especially when they were discussing

what white girls who date black

men look like

the look

you know who was that band that

rock said

there was a lot of victim blaming

blaming her for losing his job

losing his salary and getting arrested

I was shocked

and disappointed to hear what amounted

to be locker room talk

between guys on live radio

now I am shocked and disappointed

that it took you this long to figure out

that this is a locker room talk show

yeah

20 years of it to be exact

I'm a sorry

I'm a

I'm a sorry that I offended you

I was shocked disappointed

given the amount of misogyny

and domestic violence in this day and age

see when she threw the domestic

violence thing in there

she's really trying to get me in trouble

she's trying to hook you

yeah she is

we were bringing up

that was a need of the nuts

the domestic violence

we said nothing about domestic violence

it was nothing but

she's trying to get me

she doesn't like me

it's sad to hear this type of bias talk

please do better

I'm not going to say her name

I respect your opinions

um

and I like to formally apologize

I think she just needs to go back in the kitchen

no no no

easy buddy easy easy

I'm kidding it's a joke okay

I'm an important person

I'm joking

I'm out on the limb even reading this

I don't need you

to get me in trouble

how many times have I said this

if anybody in this room is going to get me in trouble

I'd rather it be me

because I've got to explain

these actions on Monday morning when I get these calls

so thank you Turley

why don't you dump yourself every once in a while

we'll be back in a minute

my name is John Clay Wolfen

and I will give you his cell phone number

so you can call him

and not me

alright we're back

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Adam in Florida you've got a 73 road

runner restored not numbers matching

is it a clone

no sir

what motor

440

okay

you want 35 grand for it

yeah the motor's got 25 miles

on it

they see heat

you know

automatic

automatic what color

it's hemi orange with a white vinyl top

I think it's

my first gut feeling was 25

now I'm thinking 30

would 30 buy it

probably so

okay I'm going to send this

I'm going to send this to

Jason Love

I just took a picture of your phone number on our screen

and I'll have Jason give you a call

to get some pictures and videos for him

alright you got it

thank you man

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radio what is this

full of cars about 10 cars

Jason California

you've got a buddy that has about 10 cars

you want to do a deal with me

hey John yeah I just

need to know where I can get a hold of you folks

I got a neighbor

he's in his late 80s

he's got a few T buckets

he's got like a

mash van

he's got like 15

15 cars just sitting there

they've been sitting like this for like 10 years

okay I'm going to actually

right now I'm taking a picture of your

phone number and I'm going to send it to Tony

who's one of my key buyers

in LA where are you in California

I'm in inland empire so

Riverside

I will have Tony call you

and we'll work a deal

I'll pay you a burger fee

but let me tell you this

we are going to talk

y'all make your deal up front and then Tony's going to deal with

when we do these

we don't go through the third guy

we'll pay you a fee for the bird dog

y'all work out a deal per car on the front side

and then we're going to deal with the owner

we do not deal with the third baseman

just can't

no no no

what if I just

so typically what I do

is you know I do

properties you know I'm a wholesaler

so in a garage

store company so when I

wholesale a property I just get it under contract

and I sell it and I have

my spread

this deal

honestly I don't know the game

so I just want to send a video

you guys tell me hey look

you know I'm interested we're not going to

give you the price and you carry to the owner

and do that we're going to deal with the owner we're going to have

the deal with you on the front side of what

we're going to pay you per car

and then we're going to do it and we're going to pay you

a fee

hey I don't know the game so you know what

that's fine with me you're going to teach me it

it's fine it's just simplest because

if you start delivering the mail and it's going back

and forth it always gets screwed up it just always

it's not your fault it's what you just said

it's not what you do so it always

gets screwed up and then

there's ten cars there and there's one that you

can sell to this other guy that you think you can get

more for and this car is going to make three grand

and you want to pull it stuff starts

getting fragmented we buy packages we run

averages and I just want to keep it clean

I know you do

thank you very much

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radio good morning JD Ryan

Clay Wolf you know Toby Keith has a great song

called I'll never smoke weed

with Willy again

have you ever heard that one? Matthew McConaughey

came out this week and he said he'll never

smoke weed with Woody Harrelson

again he was on the Woody Harrelson

and Ted Danson podcast this week

and he said he can no longer

keep up with the woody man cut number

ten the new the new

stuff does not agree with my

constitution and my mental makeup it goes the other way

time speeds up for me

I've chipped front two

three times

falling out of a tree on a full moon

when I smoked some of that stuff

Woody has

probably may make it as well

I remember would blame the tree in the

full moon if I had blamed the pot

remember the sharon more story

I was talking about and you just lost the listener

anyone else here's another one

that's the same thing

I was but the key thing I was

listening when with my wife

as your host went on a rant

about women in affairs

that ruin men's careers

in this guy Alan

sent it and you know he was

under the gun with his wife

when he sent it

she made him send it

we're gonna post this on reddit as well

oh no

I thought it

that's the beauty of America you can

change channel

there's so many options these days

so what did he say

or she say

she was just mad about me saying that women in

affairs ruin men's careers I don't remember

saying that but I'm sure I said something

well it's happened

I'm sure guys have screwed up women's careers

look at the CEO of McDonald's

thank you

look at the four star

three star general of the US army

remember that about ten years ago

it happens

the couple on the kiss can

coldplay concert

it happens

so I guess

the guy did it

and he ruined his own career with this woman

I'm not just blaming the woman

I'm blaming the situation

I mean look at the

dead buck that somebody's gonna

post here in a minute on facebook

a big trophy deer

that they got shot

guess what that buck was doing

he was chasing a white tail

and that is not a racist comment

no

he was chasing a female deer

and he came out of the woods

and he got caught and he got shot

yeah they're both at fault there

do we have the deer here in the studio

that's fixing to get shot

I didn't know he did this

we had him earlier but

this is a new hold on

he had to come up the stairs

let's call you Uncle Buck

Uncle Buck listen

I know you're 8 years old now

that's why your rack is so big

and you know you're gonna get killed this year

I don't think so

I do

I'm pretty quick

I'm not the one that got shot

that was my cousin Frederick

he's a dumbass

he chases him all

he's rutting all the time

how do you keep from getting shot

well I'm rutting all the time too

but I go to different counties

in different states

where people don't know you

yeah you wouldn't believe how you could travel

if you got legs like mine

I've been to New Hampshire twice just this winter

just for a piece of tail

yeah they won't shoot nothing by size

a bunch of sissy boys

you're big

yeah they're hunting you know something else

you know what I'm talking about

so do you have advice to your other

male deer to keep from getting shot

during the rut

do what you do

you gotta keep your head on the swivel

alright

don't fight don't make no noise

if you hear antlers rattling

don't investigate

okay you gotta be just like

a white girl in a horror movie

don't go nowhere near anything out of the question

stay off the highway

don't do

speed

Adderall kills

so do bullets

so stay away from them

and have yourself a good winter

we're almost there be careful going down the stairs there

we're almost there

oh god dang what is that

yeah

sorry about your mood war

Scott in Las Vegas

is this pilot Scott Scott the pilot

you there

yes John good morning

good morning I see your happy new year

he's been out to Walnut Springs two or three times

you came to the big car show

you came to the bike rally last year

and you're a great guy and I'm glad you're part of our group

um you're one of my favorites actually

and

oh don't do that now

the chat room is not going to like you picking favorites here

well he's an airplane geek and we can geek out on airplane stuff

yeah

he's a real pilot this guy was the

private jet pilot for

the MGM group was that right

uh no it's the Venetian

yeah Sheldon Adelson

so he was flying all those guys around

well this guy's got the best stories of anybody that has

private jets

Vegas and the owners

you know one of his owners key men

that's picking up these celebrities and everything all over the world

yeah this guy's got good stories

um and now he

is a pilot trainer and he's running the sim

don't you do check rides in the sim or something

yeah

on the Gulf Stream

yeah g5 and the 550's

yeah so that

your questions wins the rally there's going to be

a small rally in May

and I will

uh there was a problem over the dates

and there was a little disruption

with some of the sponsors that didn't want to be a part of

another guy

that was part of it so we

had to ban him

and he said no so he's going to do his rally

here in May and that's fine

and then we're going to do our big one I believe in October

I don't know if that answered his question

no

so the one that I'll be promoting

the one that I'll be promoting

the Texas

the Walnut Springs rally will be

in October

the rattlesnake rally

that we started last year will be in May

and I'm not going to be really

heavily promoting that one

but I mean the more the merry the more people

that come to town and do this stuff I'm good

but the one that we're

the one that we're actually doing is going to be in October

so come in October

come in October Scott

okay very good John

thank you all right that's all I had to say

that's all I had to say I was trying to figure out how to dance around it

you just lost a listener

what's new I'll be right back

oh you gotta plug the cars JD

what do we got coming up here

JD is such a slacker

I didn't you said we'll be right back so shut up

the car segment is up next call it I didn't realize it's top of that hour

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second part of that Don Baskin thing

we went to Jackson Mississippi that afternoon

it's cool I like it these videos are really fun

it's a lot of work though we'll be right back

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Ray in California you've got a 08

250 Lariat diesel with

200,000 miles on it you want 10 grand for that

I can probably buy that

you also have a

04

Mercedes SL500

that has 130,000 miles on it

you want 7 for I cannot buy that

okay

what do you think the Mercedes works

it's 3 grand it's so weird

how hard the market treats those cars

it is so odd

all right

that's fine

so go to give me the vin.com

load them both up and we

you live in Palmdale is that right

yeah Palmdale Acton

how far we have

we have a San Diego give me the

vin office we've got a Riverside

give me the vin office we've got

Costa Mesa, Anaheim

and Burbank

which one are you closest to

Burbank is the closest

then we'll do the deal and you can drop them off

there and then I'll just trailer them

from there to our

holding lot in Anaheim

just go to give me the vin.com

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James you have an 87 GMC

Caballero

305

67,000 miles fully restored

short entail lights

18 grand

I think that car is worth half of that

and I know it costs way more than that to restore it

I've had that 87

body style

you know

like an SS

I don't know if they made it

now I'm losing my brain

George you there, I mean James you there

yes sir

El Camino that's what this is

so this is a GMC

El Camino is what it is

Chevy El Camino GMC Caballero

would it be a SS

if it was an El Camino

no I think the

350 was the SS

the SS I've had a couple

I had a converted SS

that I sold for 20,000

but I had one like yours the other day

that I sold for like 7

got you

so I'm probably

a 7 grand buyer

I can gamble that maybe we could get

maybe I short sold that one

and maybe yours is better

I don't know if you want to sell it for that

go to givemetheven.com

appreciate it, thank you

why would I give 7 if I sold one for 7

why do you play another hand of blackjack

if you just lost the last hand

because there's a chance

that the next lay of cards could be a little different

as long as you're real close then we bet

that we're just gambling on these cars

that's what it is

sports betting on automobiles

we'll be right back

givemetheven.com if you want to place your bet

Greg you don't have to get

blackout drunk tonight

we'd be losing money if we don't get blackout

my best friend and alcohol

slash financial advisor can explain

it is literally leaving money on the table

to not get totally wasted tonight

it's just poor capital management

so you think just because they're free

you have to drink them

if we go to a cash bar tonight

we'd be spending tons of cash on those drinks

but because we're not that cash stays in my pocket

so vis-a-vis now I have more cash

for future drinks so I've made more cash

so we're actually making money

by getting drunk

you know what? I think I'll get

blackout drunk tonight too

you're listening to the John Clay Wolf Show

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the lady in LA said

that she heard locker room talk

on this radio

that's incredible

I can't believe that it was

that's so short-sighted

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speaking of other male things

and females

throw that

barbecue plate up on the picture

on our YouTube stream please Kyle

plate of barbecue let's talk barbecue

barbecue

we're on in Austin Texas okay JD look at that photo

let me look

so you have make it big

Kyle make it big

what the hell's wrong with you kid

put it back up

you can cover the whole screen with it

turn it the other way

okay anyway you have

a quarter pound of sausage

you have

a quarter pound of brisket

you have not one but two pork ribs

ribs

and he gave me a couple of burnt ends

on there since I was a first time

trier and then you have two sides

potato salad and green beans

green beans okay and an iced tea

how much

now let me tell you where

Terry Blacks

hold on

I'm not going to guess

okay so Terry Blacks

have you heard of Terry Blacks?

have you heard of Terry Blacks barbecue?

it's new in Fort Worth

but it's famous all over everywhere else

I don't know why

leave it up Kyle

it's above your head now

right that's fine

tell we're done talking

about the barbecue

leave the picture of the barbecue

on the board please sir

thank you

there's too many buttons to resist

so how much do you think

that cost Bob?

at a famous barbecue place

$42 okay

JD what is your guess?

I'm going to say about $42 but I'll go with $51

$51 for a plate of barbecue

because I don't know how much these are by the pound

pre-k what is your guess

on what my receipt was for that plate

with an iced tea?

oh at Terry Blacks? yep

I'll be surprised if you got out under a hundred

okay pre-k give me a number

we're doing prices right

85 okay and Kyle

homeschool Kyle are you there?

you got to turn him on Mike

I got to put him on

sorry John guess PC video tech

there he is hey you there

okay what's your guess on price?

$65

why do you think it would be $65

that just sounds like too much

and you're in high school so why are you

bidding there?

I don't know it meets expensive man

so it was $71

oh crap

$71

do you know what those two ribs

cost?

$28

$21

for two ribs

you made this mistake?

this is hilarious that you brought this up

okay hilarious because

last Saturday

we were off was hanging with a kid

and I was like hey there's Terry Blacks

I heard about this

let's go in there

and you know barbecue is expensive

and you know it's a treat

it's a new year's treat to your son

oh yes okay

let's try a little thing

let's do a little corn

we do a little bit of the mac and cheese

we get two slices

get four ribs

$44

trust me

I had no idea what you were doing

we're splitting between the two of us

that's four ribs, two ribs per person

you're worried that you might still be hungry

you're thinking you're being cheap

I was thinking that

a sausage

they ring me up

it's like $120

something wrong here

and I'm panicking

and I can't tell but my kid's right there

you can't look cheap

and he's used to you looking cheap

and he's used to you complaining

he looked at me

and I'm like here's okay

and I just paid

this better be the best day in barbecue ever

if I'm paying $120

for two people

four ribs

I'm not disparaging

the ribs were excellent

the ribs were the best thing on there

it's just fine

it's not $120

it's good

I've had better

Heim is better

Weber's is better

if he ever comes back, much better

we're actually making a deal with Weber

to cook briskets at the road house

and we have Weber's barbecue brisket

at the road house already

so we're going to start weaving that into the menu

but I've almost walked out

I was like I can't pay for this

but the problem is they cut it in front of you

you got it laid out it's right there

you can't go back

we sold a whole done Weber's brisket

to a customer for $150

and I was like wow that's a lot

we made like $40 on it

and

if you bought a brisket at this place

it would be $2,000

oh yeah it would

this is so funny

if anybody has a Terry Black story

I'd like to understand what happened to me

because I wanted to call the rape crisis

hotline

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radio I have been violated

and I don't understand what happened

I'm totally

I'm totally on board with you

and this is so funny that just happened to you too

because you know

it's gonna be good

and there's a lot of people there

and there's a lot of families there

isn't there a menu that tells you

it's not really

it's kind of like by the pound

I'm not getting a pound I'm only getting a couple slices

oh no

it doesn't work that way

good for them that they can

have a business like that

and that it drives a premium like that

and there's that many people that want to eat it

congratulations I'm proud of them

I will probably go back some time

maybe on

Valentine's Day

if you're taking your wife out somewhere fancy

that's not fancy

Cooper's BBQ

just as good

and it's expensive but nobody

is in the price point of this deal

this is a new level

of price

premium BBQ

holy smokes Batman

that's the dining out gouge of the modern age

they're always used to be

kind of a relative low brow

thing about smoked meats

you just go as barbecue right underwoods

we all remember underwoods

okay Kyle you can take it down now

by the pound I have the price

by the pound

we've got the price that plate

that I've had up there on our youtube

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was $71

and then they're like would you like to tip

and I

didn't did you

you did

but you're going through a cafeteria

line

there is no waiter service

why do you have to tip

why I don't understand

well the guy had to cut the meat

but they've been cutting the meat all of our lives

until COVID and then you have to start

I mean when we used to go through the lunch

line in middle school did we tip

the lunch ladies

I don't understand

what percentage did you tip

I do the normal 20%

my kid

he's been in the service doing

bellhop and stuff like that so

I want to show a good example so

be a waiter then

I don't know

I've got a little bit of an issue

on the walk up line

why don't you tip the guy at 7-11 when he gives you a 6 pack of beer then

because you picked it up

that's a good point

I went through the pharmacy the other day

I gave her $10 she was so nice

she said what are you doing I said most people tip on nothing

you're dealing drugs man

here's a 10 bucks

we'll be right back

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we're going to play Jeopardy right now

random call in if you want somebody

to play with us

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if you beat Bobo JD and myself

then

you get to pick something off the merch page

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do I have a lisp it's whistling when I say JCWShow

and it's actually pre-k

because Bobo is the host

so it's pre-k JD and you

versus a listener

win John Stuff

there's a cool merch on there by the way

that hat

GMTV garage hat it's hot

we did a good one

actually you know what I want to do

bring up my buddy Ryan

he's here

he can play against us

what are the topics

you let smart people play

time to test the intellect

and pop culture IQ

here are your categories

category one legal eagles

category one is faves

from our favorite lawyer stories

and category two fun with homonyms

things that share their names

hmm

that'll be hard for me I think

so we've got Ryan McConnell

say hi Ryan real quick so I can check your mic

hi Ryan

and then pre-k JD

and myself

so Ryan you just say ding ding ding

and

that's how we use the buzzer

ready to go?

category one question one after a number of

lightweight romantic comedies

and other fair one of the first films

of Matthew McConaughey's

ding ding ding

who is the Lincoln lawyer

what is the Lincoln lawyer

check out the big brain on John

question two it's true

in television even a super friendly

small town sheriff from the sixties

could make a perfect criminal defense attorney

in the eighties

that is incorrect

especially played by the great Andy Griffith

oh yeah

y'all are so dumb

dumb

dumb dumb all three

all are dumb

Andy Griffith played a lawyer

in the eighties

correct answer is what is

Matlock

John's watched a little bit of network TV

in the day I can tell you

question three if sling blade

played it a little more like bad Santa

as an alcoholic California attorney

he'd be the main character of this

recent Amazon Prime series starring Billy Bob

what is landman

that's incorrect

yeah that's the key there

lawyer

California the drunk lawyer

what's the question

if sling blade had played it a little

more like bad Santa as an alcoholic

California attorney he'd be the main character

of this recent Amazon Prime series

starring Billy Bob Thorne

10 seconds

I mean you got nothing

J.D. do you have anything

what is Goliath

correct answer is what is Goliath

that's correct

I love that in the category two

so I should be winning

this word could represent

an American steakhouse caviteria

or a classic American

western TV series

ding ding ding what is bonanza

that's correct

you're right on a wavelength

I was going for sizzler

I love sizzler man

question two

whether referring to the side of a lake

or a financial institution you're talking about

one of these

ding ding ding

what's a bank

nice job

J.D. is on the board everybody

that was so dumb that I missed it

right

sometimes I have to do that for you John

question three it's true

that spring loaded gadget that holds your bullets

is also what your mom used to do

ding ding ding what is a clip

that is a clip that is correct

into our bonus questions we go

double jeopardy

this is not too topsy-turvy

in the category one question one actor

Raymond Burr

followed being the evil villain in

Hitchcock's rear window to playing

America's favorite defense attorney

from 1957 to 1966

that is correct

you knew there had to be a Perry Mason question

there right

I just don't have my television

knowledge

from the 70s and 80s

you never skipped school and acted sick

and sat there and just watched TV

I was watching HBO constantly

not as a kid they didn't even have HBO

we had that view thing at the house

on Inca and you could flip it on and get some porn

you remember that

your grandparents caught us with the dish

going the wrong way

yeah in the middle of the night

the satellite dish

I forgot the satellite but it was a winner

into question two we all know

devil's advocate but Al Pacino's first

performance as an attorney was in this

classic from 1979 in which

he uttered the line I'm out of order

you're out of order

this whole court's out of order

1979

Al Pacino lawyer

he was a lawyer

that would see the scene

he wasn't an attorney he was like the blind

ten seconds no no

that was the sin of a woman

yeah

correct answer is what is injustice

never saw it

I'm out of order you're out of order

this whole court's out of order

didn't he say that in sin of a woman too

not no in sin of a woman he said

got that from Sinfield

right

in the category two question one

this could be a generally unassuming

attitude or

a suburb of Houston when the H

is silent

one more time

these are common ends right generally

unassuming attitude

or JD what is humble

what is humble

that's correct

hey JD's trying to come back

five to three those are only two playing right now

JD it's all on you boy

here it is

last bonus question category two question two

both a plain woven textile

fabric and

a tricolor cat are called by this peculiar

name

Calico

what is Calico that's correct

we have a winner folks

you're dialed in John

I'm living good

doing Adderall

drinking

I thought you were I thought you were doing

Adderall

I've been talking about you behind your back

I've been inserting the phrase

Adderall is a hell of a drag

is there really four minutes left

or did you do that incorrectly no that's right

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Landon and Nashville

I see your 91DLX pickup Toyota

I don't know that car

to Mike in

where's he live

one of my pros

Mike Thompson lives in outside of Reno

and he will be calling you

okay

because I just don't know here's what I told him

I sent him a copy of what you wrote

there I said

I don't know these if this guy is

in the reality

of the world calling back

if you wouldn't even

give the 20 grand that he turned down

then don't even bother calling back

so if you get a call back

yeah yeah for sure

alright thanks man

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it's time for mail from jail

with Johnny Cash

slowly coming down from heaven

he is taking a little bit of time

after the holidays he's been a little slow

I know take some a minute

there he is

hey Johnny

well this is

he looks hungover

what's wrong with you Johnny

this is a very strange mail from jail

we've got a weird one

you look confused by it

yeah he does

I absolutely am

maybe he knows the guy

we're not

suffice to say I got a

I got an email from a fellow

said to me Johnny

I've been out for four years

I've done my time I did ten years

so he's out of jail

not for murder

oh wow

it was armed robbery

aggravated assault

a twofer as they say

I've been out for years

just a match back training

making a living pretty good

I've got a Silverado

what

1997

having trouble with the bearings there

I think I'm getting ready to

ready to throw a wand

oh no

John you know I've been listening to your show

for nine years

yeah

I'd appreciate it if you'd

maybe buy me a motor for that truck

John's not going to buy me a motor

right I mean it's not a Tacoma

it's not an import it's just a Silverado

yeah but what would the motivation be

might be a good one I'm not

I'm just reading the letter

that's what he says

he'd like a motor

thanks for the memories

still a fan

buy me a motor

that's a bizarre letter from

jail that he's just got out of jail

and he needs a motor

it's the strangest thing you know I never thought

this was the first guy

that's out

that used to ride his mail from jail

and now he's riding mail from

what

I don't know

he works in air conditioning and

heating

mail from dealer finance

mail from

mail from dealer service

mail from the retail world

I don't know

where can they get

where can they send these letters to

yeah I find it scary

I don't know

yes you do

I mean I shouldn't know

partners if you got mail from jail just send it on

down the line to is here

at P.O. Box 4715

17

that is in Fort Worth, Texas

the zip code is 76147

buy me a motor

you know that make a good country zone

buy me a motor

speaking of country folks

Jelly Roll has been taking a little time

off at his house

he's apparently enjoying himself

and of course everything Jelly Roll does

he videotapes and he puts it up on

YouTube and everywhere else people jump on it

here's kind of berating

Jelly Roll

oh my god

watch and try to rope her back in

oh that's a bull baby

I'm just like nah I'm not going in there

we're going to go fight

I didn't expect this

oh here comes S'more

look

oh he's getting caught

we're caught on a cow

baby this cow is fast dude

run S'more run

yeah there's a couple of his cows got loose

same music and

he's got the greatest PR people ever

he could do anything

and they get him on the radio

you know John Belushi was famous

Fat Guy's funny right

who's a Chris Farley

Fat Guy's funny

always funny

remember the guy on mad tv

he got skinny

yeah not funny

not funny you know

yeah

Jelly Roll may be suffering from this

I'm skinny now I'm not funny

oh dude look at cows

you used to be a cow myself

lost 200 pounds looking at cows

go S'more go

he looks sickly

look at mosquito wee wee

lost too much damn weight

Gavin in Las Vegas Nevada

what's on your mind bud

hey man I'm from Vegas

started watching the show

about six months ago

and I just want to say

hello everybody

and hey have you guys

had any thoughts about June

what's in June

I've been hearing that in June

is going to hit your 20th anniversary

for on the radio

I don't know if you guys are going to continue

no I'm going to quit in June

we're going to quit in June

are you going to be doing anything else

like podcast area

stay tuned to the YouTube page

yeah stay tuned to the YouTube page

but yeah

we're going to quit the radio in June

it'll be 20 years

and I'll keep everybody posted

but thank you

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are we still on local stations

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Worth?

I think so

hey guys

if you want to come drive

a touring drive that I do

by myself

or with friends every once in a while

show up tomorrow morning

at the GMTV garage

say I'll get there about nine

in Walnut Springs

and bring your car

and we'll go do a drive

we'll do cars and quesadillas

across the street

is the Bosque canteen

and they open for brunch at 10

and we'll go over there

and get something to eat

and then take this road trip

and it's a windy

through the hill country

it's about two hours

about a two hour tour

I mean I'm just coming up

with this out of my butt

I mean I'm going to do it

I'm going to do it

and if anybody would like to join me

then show up

you know nine to ten

we're going to eat

I'm going to eat at the canteen

at brunch at ten o'clock

but you can come

I'll get to the garage

right across the street

where the cars are

about nine

and

the reason I'm doing this

is because normally

I get up Sunday morning

and ride about 30 miles

enduro across the country

and I did that

New Year's Day

which was Friday

and I was running against

two 20 year olds

that are pretty good riders

they're open class intermediate

and I was beating them

until I broke my foot

oh not again

you broke your foot

John

what

you broke it

I can't ride tomorrow morning

but I can drive

I can't drive a stick

but I can drive

which foot

oh my god

some bitch

seriously

I'm sorry

I mean I didn't like breaking in half

no

and if you see me walking

you don't see

I mean it's just

what are they

metatarsals on the top

I definitely

I've been too hard headed

to go get it scanned yet

it's been a week

and

if I didn't break it

I just bruised the dog

ass out of it

but I think I cracked a little bit

if I stay on my heel

it doesn't really hurt

and if I keep this wrapper

I'm in a

I'm in the boot kind of thing

if you see me

wearing combat boots

that's why

because they said

you know really stiff

sold

straight

still hold

boots

and I don't want

to wear one of those

wrapper boots

you know the

the boot

boots

so I'm just wearing

combat boots

and having it wrapped up

with a

like ankle press

so you're so stubborn

you won't wear an actual

medical boot

I just

there's just no reason

I mean

I'm what I'm doing

what I'm doing

is fine

it's fine

it's been a week

it has gotten better

but

but I can tell

it's been a week

and it's still

that pain is still there

if I put it in the wrong spot

and I'm like

yeah I cracked it

but what the hell

you gotta do

go to the doctor

do all the crap

and then what

what are they going to tell you

they're going to tell you

to put this boot on

and be careful

so I've wrapped it up

with a brace

I'm wearing a big combat boot

and I'm being careful

I'm not riding dirt bikes

in the morning

I'm going to go drive

classic muscle cars

through the hill country

and if you want to

come and eat

Mexican food

so if you want

my wife's out of town

by the way too

we kind of figured that

that's the way to go to the doctor

everybody figured that

right

if you want to join me

come to Walnut Springs

in the morning

GMTV garage

is the name of the garage

and I'll meet you

at the Bosque canteen

at 10

we'll do cars

and quesadillas

and then we'll go

if there's one person

that shows up

or if there's 10 people

that show up

I bet there'll be 20 or 30

and bring your Chevelle's

bring your whatever

bring your 9-11's

bring your Lamborghinis

and we'll just

I got a kick ass route

through these hill countries

and it's about four towns

and it's really cool

it's about two hours

and we'll probably

start

stop at the horny toad

grab a beer maybe

cars and quesadillas

that's good

I just made that up off time

that's good

another thing I pulled out

of my sphincter

I'll stand by you John

you know that boot

you don't want that boot

Canadian mounting guy

no slow you don't

slow you we don't

and

when I kissed a duck season

you know

and you're in the boat

in the boat

with a boot

the ducks won't come

anywhere near you

I don't know

what their problem is

with the boot

but they see the boot

they're like

kill us all

you know

hey

not good

don't wear that boot John

and then we'll end up

at the

road house

watching football

on that

50 foot big screen

so I've got a good

day lined up

does the wife get upset

when you break your foot

oh god

yeah I'm just asking

yeah she

what are you doing now

here's why I haven't

gone to the doctor

I know

here he comes

why what do you think it is

no just because

because right now

it's a spring

right

you don't want proof

that's right

exactly

it may be broken

it's not

I don't know

it's a strange

brush

but if you admit to it

it was the day before

we went skiing

she's like

you're not going to ski

I'm like

I hurt my foot

how'd you hurt your foot

I'm like

I don't know

I just

on the stairs

at the office

I told her

but I mean

I

you know

I don't think it's broke

there's no proof

it's broken

there's no proof

I'll go with her

if I break another bone

I'll stop

that's what I was going for

right there

I don't want that deal broken

there

kind of

kind of loose

loose

you know kind of

we discussed it

and then she wanted

to start riding with me

and then she's like

well I'd be getting all

scratched up

and coming home

with scratches

and broken this

and that

I'm like

yeah

she's like

well I'm not going to ride

that

okay

good

fun

that KTM 350 man

was

that's the best

no doubt

it's the best thing in the world

you're not going to quit

period

absolutely not

I know this

absolutely not

when you could still beat

little kids

I don't know

that's what it's all about

that's your joy

is beating kids in sports

as a crippled man

it's true

like

as an old man

the guys that still play

basketball

yeah

55

60 years old

still shooting hoops

it's because of that

right there

don't want to beat the kids

yeah

not the fourth graders

but the high schoolers

and the college kids

yes

you want to beat them

you want to elbow them

in the face

because that way

you're not old

that's right

there you go

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and when I left the house

she said

you're riding against how

all these kids

they're both like

20

she's like

don't get hurt

don't try to beat them

I wasn't trying to beat them

I was beating their ass

I was beating them

I wasn't trying

right

just doing it

that's a great

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radio

what have you got lost

a bar owner in New Jersey

is asking for folks

you know sometimes

you put stuff up on the wall

of a restaurant that kind of

this speaks to us

this is

this is something

we don't want anybody

taking this

well in this New Jersey

restaurant

it's called

donkey's place

and they have this thing

up on the wall

let's say

walrus

penis

that was their thing

how big is it

it was giant actually

and they said it

displayed right behind the bar

fine giant

but

do we see a photo of it

was it

I haven't seen a photo of anything

don't sexualize it

or it won't be clear

for FCC

we're not doing that

titillating

but it was displayed

behind the bar

for years

and someone has stolen

the donkey places

so hold on

I need to

you would have done this right

you would have already

keyed up I am the walrus

from

the Beatles

can't play Beatles

can't play the Beatles

no

I would have done it too

there's no way of doing it

cut number 11

a group of three guys

come in yesterday

really drinking for hours

don't just stay behind the bar

I run around in the back

and do tables

to the grill

and I cook cheese steaks

if you've been to donkeys

before you may know

what this is

that I'm talking about

or what this means

I can't say what it is

because I want this video

to go viral

so let's just say

let's find the guy

that stole donkey

as you know what

or if the person

that stole it

is watching this

please bring it back

please

is it stuffed

and like treated

like taxidermy

they can go upwards

of three feet

all I could think about

is Tommy Lee Shlong

this one appeared to be

about two and a half

three feet

did y'all see that video

with him

and Payman

or sit on that house

boat

and like to have a suit

well

I saw the video enough

to know where it came from

I mean

yeah

how would you like to live

with something like that

that would just be horrible

there's a story

and I'm not going to

pull it up

but there's a NFL

former NFL player

his ex-wife

divorced him

because it's too big

and he sued her

yeah

you know the story

yeah he sued her

but that's not true

it's not too big

defined too big

I don't know the

exact subject

yeah what would be

the grounds

because she was talking

about his private

I understand

part of his manhood

if you could add

to your manhood JD

what dimensions

would you add

you mean in just in general

total

yeah

or in that

half inch

quarter inch

just there

oh that'd be nice

to put at least another inch

on it

oh yeah

yeah

would that make you happier

I don't care

who made happier

yeah

by the way

you know where that thing

came from

no

Athens Greece

Tommy Lee was born in Greece

his father was

a US Army sergeant

I did not know that

he could be

the spokesman

for donkeys

yeah

it's ridiculous

you know the guy

during COVID

that had the huge shlong

that the black fellow

that was sitting there

and everybody would send

you photos of him

he was sitting there

in the bed with his

he died

really

his shlong was so big

it killed him

it took all the blood

out of the circulatory system

he died

one more inch

it'd be an even nine

that'd be good

it'd be good

800, 800, 7234

wow JD just humbly bragging

what

Jim and Middle Othian

is that KT

okay KTM 350

a two stroke

or a four stroke

I don't think they make

a two stroke

350 do they

no I don't know

yeah so

yeah I just

yeah I just didn't

I guess you are

it must obviously

it's a four stroke

yeah it's a four stroke

I've got a four fifty four

stroke

EXC

and a three fifty four stroke

the famous

the bike that made

KTM famous

is their two stroke

300

and I've got

that's right

I've got a recluse

and I have another

I have a handbrake

under my clutch lever

for my rear brake

because my foot

doesn't work right

so I have to use

handbrakes

but because

of my injury

20 years ago

but now that

you know

but that'll get me

going again faster

now that

after my foot's

with having a handbrake too

and I'll

come out here for

middle Othian

I'll race you for pink slips

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a junk avalanche

with a motor

that you want to sell

an LS05

where's this located

in Ohio

is that right

yes

I'm actually

Grove City Orient

right off of 665

okay

05 avalanche

with 200,000 miles

you know

I'm gonna say

the engine's been

completely overhauled

like this was my baby

I drove to Cleveland

during COVID

bought it

and completely overhauled it

I've had it

since 2019

my wife got hit

and it got salvaged

so it's just been sitting

for about a year

it's got some ground issues

and what not

but when I tell you this engine

I've been keeping it

because it's

a scalded dog

like

no fuel displacement

is it a 6-liter?

I believe it's a 5-3

I don't want to lie

but it is not

have

fuel displacement

it is a solid V8

that's like the last year

that they had that

it's the scalded dog

I hear you

I mean a runner

I understand

there's better

there's better buyers

for this truck than me

but if you want to chunk it

I'll give a thousand bucks

but you know

there are people out there

that will

that will give you two grand

for this thing

for the motor

but I'm just gonna flip it

and I've got to haul it

and have expenses

and it's just really not

it's not that interesting to me

I get it

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what have you got?

I got a 06

Mercedes Benz

E55 AMG

that was

they

06

okay now I know what body style

you're talking about

sorry it took me a minute

go ahead

yeah that's the last year

that you know

a mechanic

made the engine all by himself

one mechanic

sign that

nope

it says you want

35 grand

where are you coming up with that number?

well I've looked all over the country

and

for the 06

it's got the lowest mileage

in the country

I bought it

I bought it with 30,000

miles on it

and took the mechanic

to have the freon recharged

he offered me 40

why didn't you sell it

if you want 35 now?

what's that?

because they're not available

there's none out there

no no no

why

if you want 35

and you had a 40 offer

why didn't you not sell it?

well I was gonna keep the car

I drove for a couple years

oh gotcha gotcha gotcha

I think it's

I just purchased it

I think you're

you're 10 grand off of my mark

so

yeah I know I can get 34

I know I get 34

easy

how would you get it easy?

because I need to take some notes

about easy

I got friends

that you know

hey man

you want to sell your car

I'll buy it for you

I'd sell it to them

it's like

it's like ghetto car

ghetto car

specialty cars

like the

the

the low riders with the

donk wheels on it

you know

the best place to sell it

is to another guy in the hood

that likes

ghetto cars with donk wheels

and y'all might trade

yes

for the right person

you're right

but that's just not what we do

we buy the mass

and we sell them to dealers

and

for cheap

you know

yeah I'll get close

if it's that good

I mean send it to me

let me do a little research

I may give 30

I mean we give a lot of money

for this kind of stuff

a ton

and I'll lose on it

all the time

because I get so close to the

bring money

but I'm just not seeing it

on that one

but you're so convincing about

easy

I might take a shot at it

so

load it in to give me the

vent.com let's take a look

alright thank you

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Crab why are you sorry

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the radio when I've been

telling you for eight months

and I'm hanging it up in June

well

and June is coming quick

and

I went to Frank Cramer's

Christmas Party on the 13th

and he's got a nice little setup

on

K-R-A-K

I've been there in Hollywood

yeah yeah yeah

and

man that's

cool and there's no

FCC

regulations

on YouTube

but I guess

you know that

because

Pre-K's music

can't get through

right

but

there's no filter of good

or bad

I love you guys

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a minute ago

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I'm not looking for

10 people

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come out

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awesome

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everybody's welcome

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I broke my foot

ride motorcycles

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most importantly

my wife's out of town

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the sixth grader

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cars and quesadillas

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wanna hear the day

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back in 1966 on this day

Jimi Hendrix was

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you know he tried to open

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this day in 66 though

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his experience

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he opened for the monkeys

yeah

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yeah

that's not the same crowd

that doesn't sound

like David Jones at all

it's not a good idea either

hmm

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cool stuff

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where do you find this stuff Bob

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