#538 John Clay Wolfe Show 01.17.26

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Right.

Understood.

I saw my ex-wife at a party.

Did I say all that?

Oh.

Thank God she left me.

Why?

I sent her a New Year's Eve present.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Just, you know.

What was the present?

That's kind of a...

I'm not going to know.

The D-Move, isn't it?

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Good morning, JD.

Good morning.

John Clay Wolf.

What's a D-Move?

Sending her a New Year's Eve gift.

Thanking her for leaving you.

I didn't write that on there.

Oh.

Thank you for leaving me.

Yeah, I mean, do any of you guys ever look back and like...

Oh.

No way.

Thank you.

Oh.

Many times.

Even girlfriends look back and go, wow.

Thank you, Lord.

I had one die of a tooth abscess.

How do you die of a tooth abscess?

Man, I wasn't there.

I don't know.

You just heard about it later.

No, I mean, I heard all about it from her friends.

I mean, my old high school girlfriend died of a tooth abscess.

She was in California in Temecula.

Yeah.

She died like her tooth abscess.

Something happened with her tooth.

Infection.

Had a schedule to go see the doctor.

She died.

Wow.

And that's another reason why you should just live your...

Ella, I mean, what's it called, YOLO?

Yeah.

I mean, I have to do ride dirt bikes and fly airplanes and do all that stupid stuff.

And then somebody dies of a tooth abscess.

Yeah, that's great.

I mean, that's one of those like wives tales.

They say, well, you better take care of that bad tooth because it can kill you.

Right.

You know, come on, grandma.

I did get up this morning and went and drove the roads at the sunup because my foot...

I broke my foot a couple of weeks ago.

Right.

Right in Enduro.

And it's still...

I guess I'm going to have to go...

I don't want to dive a broken foot.

I damn sure didn't dive a broken heart from the other story I was telling you a minute ago.

But, yeah, it's broke.

You're admitting it now?

Yeah.

It's been two full weeks.

It's not sprang.

Yeah, Mike.

I mean, it's not like broken in half.

No.

But the pain is still sharp in there.

Have you had it looked at?

I have not.

See?

He's not going to have it.

Because that way there's no proof.

Well, this tooth's been bothering me, too.

Oh, here we go.

No.

Well, you're approaching the foot academically, though.

I mean, you're looking at it scientifically and like trying to decide if, you know...

And the whole thing, what are you going to do?

They're going to go put a...

They're going to say, wrap it.

Don't walk on it.

Well, I've got it wrapped.

I know.

You have it always wrapped.

I get it.

There's nothing they can do.

With an abscess.

There's something they can do.

But it should be getting better.

Yes.

I mean, it's gotten a little bit better, but it hasn't gotten enough better.

Now, I don't need to...

I don't need to go ask if my foot's broken.

No, okay.

It's been two weeks.

How long does it take for a sprain to heal?

A bad one.

You should be healed by then.

Yes.

Spraying it.

Five to seven days.

Okay.

So what do you do?

You just keep walking on your heel and be careful?

I mean, I'm walking all the time.

It's not like, oh my God, I'm in pain.

I just feel that I'm like, ah, that's a bit surreal.

It hurts.

Yeah.

I really don't even know what to do.

Come on, JD.

Tell me what to do.

Go to the doctor.

You got it done.

All he's going to do is tell you to put a boot on.

Yeah.

Ask AI.

Ask AI what should you do with your broken foot?

No.

No, you know what?

I already did.

Oh, and what did she say?

It said, you got to go to the doctor.

You got to go to the doctor.

And it also said that, yeah, I don't want to talk about it.

There's nothing there that like broke the skin, right?

I mean, this is all internal.

Oh yeah.

Just a little, what do you call top of your hands?

What are these called?

Abrasion.

Metatarsals.

Oh, metatarsals.

The little ones?

Yeah.

It had to be that and twisted, my foot twisted and it got it.

So, yeah.

Forgive you a boot.

If it doesn't heal right, you'll have a bone spur.

And those aren't fun.

Where are those located?

On top of your foot.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's not fun.

Do you have one?

Uh-huh.

Forever?

Until I go and get it shaved off, I guess basically.

Oh, shaved off.

Oh.

Now, how did you get that?

Running.

Just too much running.

I got after a marathon, so.

Did Jewish people, is that like bone spurs to Jewish people?

Is that kind of like sickle cell anemia to black people?

Oh, no.

Jesus.

We give me a judge.

And I thought, and I've heard more bone spur complaining from Jewish people.

Yes, they do.

Have you?

I have.

This is, that's why I thought of this.

Especially New York Jews like you are Michael.

Yeah.

Well, he's Connecticut.

Connecticut.

The East, you know, same thing.

I did not know this is a thing there.

Oh, I'm serious.

Sickle cell.

Do you have it, Mike?

I'm so sorry to hear that.

But yeah, you need to get it taken care of.

That girl was adopted.

I wonder if, if tooth, what happened to her?

What killed her?

Her tooth.

Abscessive.

Mm-hmm.

Because I have another friend adopted that had an abscess.

That's got nothing to do.

Maybe he's got to look at all the patterns.

They both throw white cars.

You never drive a white car.

You just have to have your eyes open and look for patterns.

That's how you figure stuff out.

They're adopted.

Stop it.

That's terrible.

Professional radio.

Rick, good morning.

You're on the air.

Hey, how's it going?

Good.

So, so I broke my, so I work at car dealership in Louisiana.

I broke my foot.

January 2nd.

Okay.

Mine's, mine's the first.

Where did you break your foot?

What part of your foot did you break?

It's the, it's the monotarsal or whatever.

Okay.

Anyway, not these screws and a plate.

Because you didn't go run to the doctor or did you need it anyway?

Because it got worse.

So yeah, I went to the doctor.

It was a hairline fracture.

Mm-hmm.

Put me in a boot and now it's separated and they actually need to do surgery next week.

Okay.

So you did the right thing.

You went to a doctor.

You got a boot.

Right.

And look at how this is turning out for you.

Still need to screw the plate.

Yeah.

Right.

It didn't get worse.

His life is worse than mine.

And he went to a doctor.

Yeah.

That's probably the connection.

No, I'm not.

Now I'm, I got another two weeks in me after that phone call.

Thank you, Rick.

Thank you.

How did you break your foot just for, out of curiosity?

At a car dealership?

Did the lock stretching machine run over you?

Yes, it did.

I was doing inventory and my foot said pow.

And then I went home.

Yeah.

Now did something run over you or did you just twist weird?

I just, I think I just impact and I may have twisted wrong.

It was a loud pow.

Hang on just a second.

I need more details.

So what do you weigh and how old are you?

So I'm 51.

I'm 325.

There you go.

Wow.

So you need a boot, a screw and an ozympic subscription.

That's right.

Exactly.

So really you were just walking and you stepped weird.

I was just walking.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

I'm a Marine.

I've worked security.

I've done some bad stuff with my body.

Never broken a bone until.

You're walking across a car dealership paved lot.

Yes.

How tall are you?

Yep.

I'm 5'11.

In your 3 what?

325.

You're thick dog.

Can you do a jelly roll?

Have you watched jelly roll?

Lose all his weight?

I'm not solid.

I like you better now that you said no.

I had myself a needle.

Yeah.

All right.

Thank you Rick.

Stephen.

Wow.

So now you're not going to go to the doctor.

Yeah.

Yes you are man.

Go.

I feel so much better.

How much fun I was having when I broke my foot.

Yes I know you were.

It was awesome.

I know.

And he's working and walking across a lot.

And now he's going in for surgery.

This is what I'm talking about.

YOLO man.

You only live once.

Got to be careful man.

Careful.

He's walking across a parking lot.

325.

Okay.

All right.

He's overweight.

You were on a dirt bike.

That's right.

Having a blast.

Have you ever been hurt on a dirt bike before?

Yes.

I've been looking at patterns.

Yes.

Okay.

How many times?

20.

All right.

There we go.

I'm beginning to see a pattern.

I mean after 40 years of riding.

Right.

Or maybe 45.

I started when I was three.

Have I been injured 20 times?

Of course.

I mean real injuries?

Like super injury once.

Once.

But yeah.

This doesn't count.

Hang on.

Let me ask Jay real quick.

Tell me about sprains.

Yeah.

But first of all I was adopted.

And I broke my foot.

So is there a connection there?

There might be.

Keep talking.

All right.

So when I was about 19 years old I was at college.

And this was in the 80s.

And everybody knows what we did at college in the 80s.

And I was impaired to say the least.

And I thought I would try doing that trick where you slide down the

barister.

I'll stay well.

Yeah.

Well I sweat about two feet and fell about eight.

And broke my left foot.

Okay.

Didn't realize it until the next day because I was so drunk.

It happens.

And it was swollen up like a, you know, a baseball or softball.

30 seconds.

I was fine.

I got 30 seconds left.

So there are two, three, three, three greatest sprains.

If you have the worst greatest sprain it can take months to heal.

If you have a mild sprain it should have healed by now.

So I would say at least go to instant care or someplace where

they can do an x-ray so you know what you're dealing with.

Because if it's a sprain there's nothing you can do about it.

If it is a broken metatarsal then you do need to be in a boot

because that's what they did to me 30 years ago.

They put me up.

You sound like a partier from way back.

Have you ever sprained your manhood?

I bet somebody else knew that for me.

That sounds gay.

No, it was a female.

But did your manhood get sprained?

Spraying like hurt.

That's what I'm saying.

This woman got on me and made it go the wrong way.

Did you go to a doctor and get an x-ray?

No.

Okay, JD, this is my point.

Not a good point.

That's a wonderful point.

It's the best point.

Okay, we'll be right back.

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Hey, Pre-K. Pre-K.

Yo.

When you're writing the notes from screening the calls,

I'm reading this.

Nick in West Palm Beach, Florida.

He's got a 22 Tacoma V6.ada.

Payoffs 30.

Trying to cover that.

I don't speak Yabonics very well.

Oh, come on. You know what I'm talking about.

But it just slows me down.

If you could put the ING in it, I'd sure appreciate it.

Already.

Ready.

Nick.

Yes, sir.

Is it a V6 or a four-shoulder?

V6.

And it is a pro or just a SR5?

SR5.

OK.

TRD, anything?

Just regular.

80,000 miles, right?

Yeah.

87.

I'll give 26 grand.

That's enough.

No, I'll give 20.

I said it, so I'll do it.

But yeah, that's plenty.

I am not moving one inch.

I know that you're paying.

That gets me closer to the buy-off.

I know that you pay off 30 grand, sir.

You're going to have to write a check for 30.

So we'll pay off Toyota Motor Credit,

and you're going to have to send us a check for 3,000

to cover the difference.

FU, pay me.

Hey, hey, hey.

I'm talking to Nick.

Quit doing drops like that.

Thank you, Nick.

Go to give me.

Yep.

The Lona Space Coast Credit Union.

Okay, we can handle it.

Go to GiveMeTheVin.com.

Say John bid this car at 26.

Now, I can't have anything wrong with it at 26.

I'm all over it at 26.

No, it's gorgeous.

Okay, say John bid it on the radio at 26.

Here's the pay-off information,

and they'll get on it.

Okay, David, we're ready in Texas.

You want to sell me your son's 17KTM 450 dirt bike.

Why?

Why didn't he want it anymore?

Don't tell me he died or something.

Don't call in like that and dump that on me.

No, no, no.

He just ain't in the break and feed or arms or something.

He still has to go to work.

I'm cold, so I told him that could be a bad answer.

Yeah.

So he wants to listen.

I'll upload it.

I figured you could use another one to your collection.

I've got a story about that.

A guy came out here.

A guy came out here with a brand new 23KTM 450.

He had five hours on it.

Then he finds out his girlfriend's pregnant.

He left it out here because he has three of them or something.

I don't know.

And he's a sniper for the...

He goes over to Iraq and does sniper jobs for the government.

This is getting weird.

And he's Russian, right?

But he left the bike here.

Then he calls me three months later.

He said, hey, do you want to buy this bike?

I said, I don't really need it.

I've got a KTM 350.

And he said, well, I got to sell it.

I said, dude, I mean, these things cost...

They cost a fortune new.

Anyway, I bought it for $6,000, which was too cheap.

I said, it's too cheap.

I said, come get it.

I'll give you the six grand.

I don't need it.

It's just cheap enough.

I'd buy it.

And then I took it up to my friend, Bart,

and he took it to Telluride.

And then it gets stuck up there in Telluride

because he's having some financial problems.

And now the bank is going to take the branch

and my car and my biker up there.

So I'm having to get it moved right now to Scottsdale

because I'm going to Barrett Jackson this week

and fly the guy back.

So I'll have a bike out there to ride.

That was the plan.

But now I broke my foot.

So I'm thinking about it.

I'm just just all things I'm thinking about.

Thank you.

We'll be back in just a minute.

I did put on a little weight.

The government just put me on the no fry list.

I ain't been this excited since my church

replaced their communion wafers with real vanilla wafers.

My wife was going to work at the church.

She wanted to volunteer.

But the only thing that had left was missionary position.

Start the van.

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Have you heard of Chili Norwood?

Chili Norwood.

It's an A.I. generated movie star.

Oh, no.

And it's like the first one.

I think it was nominated for Grammy.

Really?

How can it be possible?

So they did a song?

No, no, an Emmy.

What was last week, the Emmys?

Golden Globes.

Golden Globes, whatever.

God, details, details.

Yeah, Chili Norwood is fake, but he's very popular.

I think it's a woman.

A good-looking woman.

Of course.

But even being A.I., when it got up to acceptance,

Emmy, Golden Globe,

what's the story about being sexually assaulted

by three studios negative scores?

Of course.

That's great.

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Nikki Glacier.

She was good.

Did you see the Golden Globe?

I did not, but I've heard enough clips.

I watched just a little bit.

She was the best MC that I have seen in decades.

Totally agree.

Some of the current events,

when you have some audio, Mike,

you want to hit number nine?

I cannot believe the amount of star power

we have in this room tonight.

It's insane.

There are so many A-listers.

And by A-listers, I do mean people who are on A-lists

that has been heavily redacted, but...

And the Golden Globe for best editing goes to

the Justice Department.

And the award for most editing goes to

CBS News.

Yes.

CBS News.

America's newest place to see B.S. News.

That was pretty good.

We'll get into more of that a little later.

That's some good stuff.

Andy and Marilyn, you have a...

You've got tow trucks for sale

and you're a movie star on Discovery.

Retired.

No.

When did that quit?

Did your show quit

when everybody else's show's quit on Discovery?

Well, when my show quit,

then they couldn't really get any

more participation from anyone,

so they just shut it down.

That's what I love about you XTV guys.

I mean, I've heard...

You're not the only one, and I believe you.

But everybody has the same opinion of their show.

Which is?

Where's Richard?

Can you call him pretty soon?

Huh?

Do what?

That your show's momentum...

That your show's momentum was carrying the network.

And when they made the vile error of cancelling it,

it ruined the network

and it's in the entire auto sector is dead.

I don't think that.

I do think that...

Well, I do know that it had good ratings

and I do know that it's still being played rerun

so it won't be doing something, but...

Yeah.

Exactly.

It is what it is.

What show was it?

Junkyard Empire.

Me and my dad taking cars out of the junkyard,

build them into hot rods and selling them.

How long ago did they quit making new episodes?

It has been right before COVID.

Okay.

I started my own company

and I'm producing the same show on YouTube now.

And how's that working?

I have not.

I basically put together a year's worth of material

so I didn't have to ever fall behind

and I'm getting ready to release it next month.

How many people are on your YouTube...

Do you have your YouTube station already up and rolling

or are you just going to do it all at once?

It is.

No.

JunkyardEmpireTV.com

So did you get the rights to Junkyard Empire?

Because that's a...

I'm real good friends with Rawlins

and Fast and Loud and all that BS

and what they went through with Discovery.

They got in a big lawsuit.

And basically Discovery said,

we own Gas Monkey brand.

You don't.

And he said, the hell you do.

And they spent a combined $5 or $6 million working this out.

And he won.

Really?

Absolutely.

So you...

And I had mine before I started

so there was nothing they could do

and Junkyard Empire was a band

so it was already copyrighted.

There was nothing they could do about the name.

So I was left alone.

But when they did,

they have asked me to come back

and do my show again

but they want all your social media rights.

They won't let you do anything

without them owning everything.

And what about the merchandise?

Merchandise is mine.

And like during the peak of it,

how much merchandise did you sell in a year?

I was not big like Rollins.

I was more into just building the cars.

So you all would grab a junk car,

bring it back to the shop,

build it and then sell it.

Did you show the sell

or did you quit after the build was finished?

No, we always showed the sell.

Where did you sell them?

Just put the word out,

put it on Facebook, put it on YouTube,

what we're doing, blah, blah, blah.

The cars were easy to sell.

So here's where I fall in the food chain, guys.

He's done all this great stuff.

He sells these cool cars.

I'm sure they're great.

And he thinks enough of me

to call in here on National Radio

and pitch me a 19 tow truck

with 158,000 miles on it.

That's right.

Two of them.

Not one, but two.

I get to buy a mild out tow truck

from a celebrity.

And if you would have watched the show,

you know that my stuff is not mild out.

It is top notch.

158 is not mild down.

I can tell you that.

I was getting 400,000 out of them.

And then I would trade them in.

So this one has everything.

There's no rips in the seats.

The mats on the floors.

I replace them when they get worn out.

The trucks stay inside.

I own a dealership.

So they're dealer maintaining every 4,000 miles.

There's not a ding on either one of them.

You starting to sound like Rollins.

Hey, I do barn finds and collections.

And actually we're going to Tampa.

I believe Monday morning to go do one.

But when I'm up in your zone,

what I should do is call you

and have you meet us.

I do a YouTube channel too.

And it's actually doing pretty well.

It's finally caught some steam.

And have you meet us

and you can grab some of the cars

that are in your space, the junk stuff.

Like this tow truck.

You don't want the tow truck?

Let's do a setup scene

where I drive the tow truck to the find.

It will act like it's part of it.

And then I'll sell it to him.

Perfect.

Because I don't want it.

Thank you for calling, Andy.

Thank you for calling.

All right, bye.

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Junkyard Empire.

I've seen that.

That's funny though.

He wants to sell you just his junk basically.

I mean, who wants just one tow truck?

You gotta have two.

You gotta have both.

Did y'all see the Lamborghini body

on the tow truck when you were coming in the gate?

Yeah.

You did see it?

I did not, no.

That is the next project.

I'm gonna make it a Baja rig.

Oh, you know.

Oh, I saw that part.

Okay, I didn't see it on the tow truck.

But the car, it got here last night.

And I think I've got a sponsor for it.

Thank God.

How does that work?

The sponsor comes in.

They give you a bunch of parts.

Okay, parts.

And then you build it with their parts

and show their parts working.

Got it.

Okay.

Because this is gonna be a heavy suspension thing.

It's gonna be like a trophy truck.

And it would be, you know, I was thinking about it.

Wouldn't it be fun if we went and raced

like the Vegas, blah, blah, blah.

Baja's too big.

Baja's a thousand mile away.

You're gonna have two people, right?

It's just too much work, dude.

You know, I'm getting tired in my 53 years.

Oh.

I mean, you know, like Vegas to Barstow

or something like that would be awesome.

But running the Baja.

That's work.

That's a thousand miles.

You know, it's gonna break down four times.

You know, you're gonna be stuck in the desert

fighting off snakes and Mexicans and everything else.

And I just really not looking forward to all that.

Yeah, it's like a three-day event or something.

Three days of driving.

Like 100 miles an hour, huh?

The cops in did in Vegas that the mint 500 or the.

Yeah, something like that.

Like they still have that.

Don't they?

They have something.

We'll figure it out.

But that would be entertaining.

So it would be like a chop top by like.

It's gonna be Kyle.

I don't know if you have a picture of it

handing through it up there.

But it's gonna be, imagine a trophy truck

that is a Lamborghini Gallardo.

Wow.

It's never been done.

It got done with some other Lamborghini

but they didn't do it the way I'm going to do it.

Long travel, K&M, badass suspension.

We're going to put a 800 horse LS something in it.

So this is going to go with the project that.

Well, I have a couple of projects going on right now.

Hold on.

Is this going to get a finish?

This will be the, will this get finished?

Yeah.

I don't know.

Because you got two others right now.

No.

I've got more than that.

I've got the Packard out there

that's been sitting there for a year.

I've got the Fire Chicken that's still unfinished.

We've got the F6 Ferrari that's unfinished.

We've got this that's unfinished because it just got here.

I think there's something else.

It's happening to me.

Yeah, it is happening.

We've got to start doing the finished part

then I have to get more people.

Then I have to get more help.

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JD, have you noticed at your age

that you have less patience for problems?

Oh, dear God, yes.

I've been around people.

That grumpy old thing is weird.

It's real.

It's true.

I've found myself sitting watching a lot of YouTube

by myself on the couch.

In the old days, never.

I never watched television.

Now it's all I want to do.

You know why you do that?

Why?

Because if it's just you and that TV,

there's probably nothing going to happen.

There's not going to be a problem or a rise.

That's true.

Enough issues during my work time.

You drive a Toyota?

Yep.

I drive a Toyota.

Do you know why I drive a Toyota?

Because they don't break down.

Because I don't like jacking with problems.

I don't have patience for problems.

I'm lactose intolerant.

I don't have patience for lactose.

I don't want anything to do with that, son of a bitch.

Last night on the toilet, speaking of problem, what?

Oh, no.

Just hear me out.

Paper starts rolling off the roller.

Yeah.

And it starts the runaway roll.

OK.

Yep.

OK.

So I stand up.

I hit it to stop the runaway roll and it flies off.

Like flew off.

So the thing that holds it, the spring comes off,

runaway roll.

Well, I already stood up at this point.

So there's half a roll, unrolled toilet paper everywhere,

gets into the water, gets on me.

I start trying to unravel the mess.

And I'm thinking, this is the kind of, I don't like problems.

And this is a problem.

What's the problem?

I end up in the shower.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

I mean, it's just problems.

I go to the rattlesnake last night.

We put in a new chandelier.

Oh yeah.

The Roadhouse.

Yeah, the Roadhouse.

And it's got gas tanks hanging off of it.

And it's got lights and it's cool.

The guy hung it up in the ceiling where it blocks the view

to the stage from the upstairs.

And he put it on the switch that the flood lights are on.

Oh no.

And all 100 watt bulbs.

All 100 watt bulbs.

It's like you could have a boxing match in there

under this light.

Spotlight.

All you need are ropes and a stage, Charlie.

I'm telling you.

And I'm just sitting there looking at it.

When I pulled in last night, I had a very long day yesterday.

It started at 4.30 in the morning.

I got there about 6.30 last night.

And when I pulled up, I was like, I'm not going to get mad

about anything.

Just come in, have a beer and rink.

Yeah.

I just want to, can I just wind down?

Just wind down.

And here comes the problem.

This is my place in the world.

Yeah, that easy going.

I'm sending a challenger to Barrett Jackson.

We're sending six cars to Barrett Jackson.

Okay.

We're sending six of them.

This Mopar is over at Gas Monkey.

Getting a stripe put on it.

The driver lies to take the order.

Transport drivers lie to get the freight order.

So the guys are waiting on it for three days to get picked up.

And he's right around the corner.

Right?

So I'm sitting in there last night,

torqued up over the chandelier.

And I'm getting the call.

The guys are waiting like, hey, he says he's right around the

long story short.

He lied.

He's not there.

I mean, the Ferrari

that we're building to send to Barrett

the six by six.

Yeah.

I'll go ahead and break the news now.

I ain't going to make it.

Why?

Because it's not finished.

It's not even close.

It's not finished.

We've got a video coming out today that'll show you why.

Okay.

Yeah, it's not going to make it.

In the video, we don't tell you it's going to make it

because we've got to keep the suspense going.

Sure.

No.

I'll tell it means our real listeners.

And they told me it ain't going to make it.

And I finally, I was just sitting there and I'm like,

can I just kind of unload here and vent?

But like, sure.

And I mean, I just went off and the camera guys were loving

it.

And Richard's like, are you okay?

I'm like, no, I'm not okay.

I mean, it's just problems, problems.

The wife goes out of town.

She's going to go to her mom's.

She's from Denmark.

She's going to go to her mom's and she's going to go

see our kid in college over there.

And the luggage is getting lost.

And the flights are getting delayed.

And it's just constant.

I mean, I mean, she's just making me feel terrible.

Why do you have to know that?

Well, I mean, I care, of course, but it's just problems.

And I think she was like, when I get home, I don't know

if I'm ever going to do this again.

The kids are sick.

She's out of town for a week.

Both kids get sick.

Oh, and you got to handle that.

I got to handle that.

And then you're like, are they lying or are they sick?

Just get attention.

Not to get attention because their mom's out of town.

They know dad's busy.

And it's an easy lie to tell.

Because dad's like, oh, I gotta go.

I got things to do.

Right.

I got a role.

I'm working so that you can be sick.

I told you about the motorcycle and all that screwed up.

And then he took the motorcycle from Colorado to Scottsdale

and he left my gear in Colorado.

I mean, I have a broken foot, so it really doesn't matter.

I wasn't going to ride it anyway.

But I mean, it's just problems, problems, problems.

I mean, that's why we don't bother you during the week

because we missed everybody shooting at you all the time.

You want to make, you want to hear something happy?

Shelby wants us to have our booth at Barrett Jackson next week

for the show.

That's cool.

Oh, great.

Yeah, but Barrett doesn't want us to do it.

Oh.

Because they think I'm too big of an a-hole.

Oh, stop it.

I swear to God.

I'm all the people in the car business.

I've got a million dollars where the car's running through

their next week.

They stand to make two.

They don't stand, it's an absolute.

They're going to make 200 grand on this a-hole.

Right.

And I'm too big of an a-hole.

And Gary Patterson, the CEO of Shelby America,

called him and said,

I want John to do the show for my booth.

They said, well, last time it didn't go well.

He said, it went real well.

He said, well, he's just a little too abrasive with our staff.

I was not abrasive with our staff.

I'm like, we're doing the show.

We'll get it handled.

Quit worrying about it.

Abrasive with the staff.

Do you remember that whole thing?

I was kissing ass.

There was no-

I know.

What the hell are they talking about?

Is there another-

Vandergrift Toyota is where I bought that Toyota.

Yeah.

And I like them for that.

Yes.

Is that Toyota?

This is not an ad for Toyota.

It is.

Nobody's paying me.

But I'm just telling you, that's why I drive a Toyota.

The one thing you don't have a problem.

It's like you sitting on the couch in your YouTube.

Yep.

You know it's not going to be a problem.

Not going to be a problem.

You know, when I went broke and I came back

in the wholesale business,

Charlie Evans at Vandergrift Toyota,

let me run my cars under his name,

Vandergrift Toyota at Mannheim,

and gave me his fee deal.

And I could take my titles over there to the dealership,

and they would write me a check right then

before they collect it.

And only take out a tiny, you know,

a small $150 fee,

because they had a better deal than I could get.

And I owe that guy forever.

I mean, I just always think about that.

I mean, that was-

Without that.

Yeah.

You remember back when we were broke,

trying to make the daily bank,

and running titles all over the place,

and we got to cover the bank,

we got to cover the bank.

Yeah.

So anyway, that's my Toyota story.

Hey, it all ties in,

because they don't have problems.

You don't have problems with it.

That's the same thing.

I got my kid at Toyota for a run,

because I don't want to have to worry about

an issue coming up.

Anybody ever asked me,

I'd say, yes, Toyota or Honda.

Or Honda, yeah.

My wife's got a Honda from Charlie.

I mean, that's the same thing.

I don't want problems.

If your wife wants something funky,

you know Lexus, if you can afford it.

That's a what?

Toyota?

Toyota, yep.

You just don't want problems.

I just don't want problems.

No more problems.

I'm tired of problems.

Well, you do all these projects.

Well, they're all going to have problems.

I know what I know.

They're fun for you to do.

Fun for me to do.

I'll tell you what's not fun,

but Reggie's down there running the

Roadhouse now,

and I'm starting to see,

he's coming into his management.

And he's like,

you want to see cool Reggie

or you want to see Dick Reggie?

Because Dick Reggie's fixing to come out.

Oh.

Like, good.

Oh, he asked you.

No, no, no, no.

He told me talking to some people

that he was having problems with,

because he's just so chill.

But I mean, I used to come out here

to the ranch and everything was calm

and cool,

and then I started getting all these

projects and all this crap,

and it's become a pressure cooker.

I got to leave here to go somewhere else

to go hide.

Leave your laces to go someplace else.

What have you got in there?

I got something really nice.

This is actually,

good morning, my name is Kirk Hooker.

I'm a cancer survivor.

John, 61 years old,

finally got to ring the bell.

Oh, nice.

Which means, yeah,

it's cancer behind him.

I decided to buy a 1955 Chevy

out of Oklahoma.

This is the guy that sent an email?

Yes.

Okay, his name's Kirk.

Kirk.

And he's writing us a,

is this a,

you just lost a whisper?

No, this is actually a nice one.

Okay, good.

So it's not a problem.

It's not a problem.

That's why I'm bringing it up.

Thank you.

The reason I'm texting you,

John, is you have inspired me

to finish this car.

You said 93% of restores never finish.

I'm going to be the 7%.

Good.

You have helped me out.

You have really inspired me.

How?

I've watched your shows

because I've had to sit in a chair

for years and watch the world go around me.

You've been a total inspiration.

I want to let you say thank you

and keep busting everybody's balls.

Love it.

Keep busting everybody's balls.

That's our new t-shirt.

I love that.

Well, that's nice.

Yeah.

That makes me feel good.

Come on.

Mm-hmm.

Kurt.

Hook it.

He's going to finish your project

before you do.

Nice Mike.

It's not ready yet.

Bring it back around.

No, there's no question.

They have busting balls.

You know, they have a busting ball.

Busting balls.

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You want to feel like a schmuck?

And yeah, it's a lot of money and this sounds braggy

but

I was watching me come yesterday

The auction in Kissimmee and there was a car that a buyer that we deal with

Offered to us

For 3.2 million dollars

We passed

Yes, no, I mean I'm not above that. I mean, I'm not I'm not scared of it

It just didn't make it was all of it. Okay. Okay, 918 Porsche paint-to-sample

Supercar, you know that son-of-a-bitch sold for yesterday. Oh boy. I

Could tell you at 3.2 million dollars the reserve is off. Oh geez

Oh

Unbelievable I've never seen that in my 30 years and what does somebody do with this? That's just an art

They think rock Hendrik bought it. I think okay

Now the these crazy rich guys speculate on art is what it is

It's just it's just art, you know these old cars and in these expensive cars

It's really like Jack and with baseball cards. Have you ever watched the baseball cards that are expensive? Yeah, and the what's his name?

the gay fighter

Not gay, but he's goofy Logan Paul. Oh

I mean, he's not gay. I'm just being sarcastic. It's a ball busting show, right? Okay, so he you know

He didn't he sell his Pokemon card for two and a half million dollars, right?

I mean, why would you why would you give two and a half million dollars for a Pokemon?

Cuz it's somebody else be worth more, right? That's why they do it somebody'll pay three five five

You're just like no, it's not gonna advance. It's not worth it and

He was really I was really not yes

That's fine. You know it got offered around to several people and several people

Yeah, you weren't the only one just too big of a bite for that that the

Nobody saw the uptick coming number. However, that big tank card

Do you remember that one I bought for a lot of money?

The zero six, you know three this out here

it me comfort worth

Don't know. Do you even know what I'm talking about the vet? Yeah. Yeah

I

Saw that car yesterday one of them sold for a million and one of them sold for 700

So that's good news

But you know when mine goes up there many I do it

I never get that kind of luck I do get luck. That's not true. You have not like that

Two million dollar hit

A guy so the auction sold and a guy knew I had that car and he called through a guy that knows me and he's like

Hey, what we take for that car before I hadn't seen it sell yet

And I mark it up a little bit and price it and then I see that thing bring a million dollars

I takes back because I'm out. I

Don't know this guy. Somebody's just trying to lift me. That's cool

I'm gonna hang on to this

I finally made a bet that might be right because I owe Turley money on football bets that aren't right

Yeah, you've been avoiding betting for the last couple weeks

So if you wanted to do that this week, I'm gonna need the extra money out of that vet to pay you off

Yeah, you're only down 750, you know. Oh, that's it. Oh

There's a big weekend. Do you I mean, let's get after home boy. Yeah, cuz it's a big football week

Is this the best football weekend? Show me a big old boy. Are you? Oh?

Okay, I've got so much money made on that vet now. I'll do whatever you want. I'll do I'll bet 10,000

I'll bet a thousand I'll double down. I'm a habitual gambler. Well, you're down 750

Do you wanna?

Do you want to up at a hundred dollars a game? Sure?

All right, we'll do that just a cuz I don't want to get paid in nickels. Okay, but I hope you

But if I win this gonna be even worse more more taxes, yeah, exactly

Cuz you're gonna tax it. You don't want to just pay them as a bonus. All right first game

330 on

CBS today today

12 and 5 Buffalo Bills at the 14 and 3 Broncos

Broncos are favored by

No, they're dog by point and a half now. That's where it's at a point and a half you go on the road

Okay, I'll go first

And this is I'm strictly doing this because I think Alan's a better quarterback than bow Nick's I'm going with a quarterback on

Okay, so I'm gonna say yes the bills will cover that one and a half

Okay, I will take the reciprocal of that bet sir. Okay, you got the Broncos. I got the Broncos. All right

And I think it's Broncos Hawks in the well

Okay, yeah, we might be that's the next game in fact it's 49ers 12 and 5 at the 14 and 3

Seattle see a Democrat liberal bowl brought to you by the onion

Niners have been banged up. They just keep winning though. They had this game two weeks ago. Yeah, they've this is the rubber match. They've

split the two

That was a great game two weeks ago. Yeah, and

Was it a three-point game? Yeah, they're both been three-point games

Seattle's favorite right now by 7 3 2 weeks ago when the Hawks played and they beat them

Yeah, it was three. Was it a three-point game? Yeah, and so

Apparently there's rumors that Donald's hurt

But he's playing they haven't really officially said anything about that. So there's that don't you have to worry about

Do the Seahawks win by seven and a half John?

No, I

Agree so we get to move the line. Well, I mean we had this contest two weeks ago. It was a three-point game

So Seahawks do win. Yes, I agree that on that point

So you get to move the line since you were picked first. What do you move it to?

Can I just take the Niners with the points I

Mean you could do that. Yeah, but I mean it's I don't think Seattle's gonna win though by the by the spread either

So we have to move the line. No, no, no, no, I'll have the Niners winning the seven and a half

So you just have them the Niners straight up winning but with the points I

Get a seven and a half point spread, right? No Seattle's favored by seven and a half. Oh duh. I'm sorry. I'm not thinking you're right

Okay, we'll move the line. Do you want to move the line? We get to do it first. Mm-hmm. It's your your three

So it's the Seattle win by three and we gotta put a half right three and a half

I

Take that yes, but I don't want Seattle winning by three

I still think that I'm the Niners are gonna win. Okay. Well, I'm taking Seattle win by three and a half

Okay, so I got the Niners. Yeah, all right the nine the game Sunday at two o'clock the Texans 12 and five at the 14

Three Patriots Patriots are favored by three and a half points. That's at two o'clock

Are the Texans defense route for real? I mean they look really good against the Steelers

I'm gonna bet like a chick on this one. You're gonna take the Texans on course. I mean it's I'm a Texan you can take them

I think the Patriots win I do too and cover the spread to you. So that's fine

And then Sunday at 5 30 the 12 and five Rams at the 11 six bears

It's gonna be cold could be snowy

Can where it's at Chicago and the Rams are favored right now, which is crazy

It's four and a half points the line's gone up from three and a half to four and a half the Rams are favored

It's my pick I'm gonna pick

I'm gonna take the Rams to win and cover

Okay, I got that. I'm I think the Chicago wins period

Okay, I'm strictly going again. Just the better quarterback. That's kind of where I'm going off of

Well, it seems to be how all the money goes and all the all the coaches and the owners bet on this too

And then the last game of course the championship for college football in Miami number 10 Miami

13 and 2 versus number one

Indiana 15 and oh does the home field environment help out Miami John

No, they're favored now right now Indian is favored by eight and a half points. Mm-hmm

What are you gonna do? I am gonna say Indiana wins, but does not cover. Okay, I'll take that. Okay. Well, hang on

I'll take that okay, and there's a picks I do not think Miami

Will get their butts kicked that's what I think

You're saying they're gonna get the but but not cover so I'm saying they're gonna get their butt kicked. Yeah, I'm good

Okay, yeah, and there you know SMU beat Miami

And Indian is just they don't turn the ball over. They don't make fun of Indians. No, Indiana

Indiana. Yeah, they don't make mistakes

die feather

Did you guys see the Pittsburgh Taylor fans turn on Aaron Rogers?

Oh, dude, so the coach quit has Rogers quit yet. No

Officially yet, but it was Monday night, of course Pittsburgh Steelers lost their playoff game against the Houston Texans

And then ABC's given Aaron Rogers this moment. And of course these fans were giving him none of it to number six

I

Think you will

It was looking like time, but I've enjoyed a lot of a lot of games watching that guy man

Yeah, I remember Raffles burger and Brett farm and when they they left I was like, you know, there's a kind of a hole in you

It's the next crop that's he's the last of that. Oh Mohicans there. So yeah

There's your picks. Good luck John decision on your own and not let the fans tell you lighting rounds coming up

It's the car segment where you call in right now pick up your phone if you want to sell your car

We buy expensive cars like we're talking about we buy classic collector cars, but our real

You know Nissan's Toyotas Ford Chevy's normal stuff. That's what our volume is in and give me the Vin.com

But unlike car max and caravana were great buyers on Lamborghini's Porsches

Resto mods all that cool stuff to cool trucks, you know, your happy days cars

I mean, I'll tell you what they're worth, but I had a guy offer me a Hudson Hornet yesterday one of 30,000 Ford

It's got original patina, you know, aka needs a paint job and I told him I give him 15 grand for it

And I had him show me comps of what where he's getting us 30 grand

And the cars that he's getting 30 grand from our restored car shirt, but this one's all original

Yeah, but it's not as good as a restored car. Oh, this is not a muscle car. I got work to do on it

Oh, yeah, well, I'm not gonna do it. No, so the next guy's gonna have to so it's got to be half price

Anyway, beer back. Oh

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This is the John Clay Wolf show Sam and El Paso

Yeah

84 El Camino, please tell me it's an SS

No, it is not

Well, that tells me why you want 10,000 for it then

Because if it's an SS you'd want retail of an SS because you won't retail on this one

I don't think I can make it work from 10 dog

84 El Camino, okay, I mean

It's sitting in their front yard. It's not going anywhere

It's it's a lawn ornament. It's what it is sounds nice

What um does it need paint I mean you're in El Paso the Sun out there is not the most pleasant

Yeah, it does need paint. It's not bad

But it does if you really wanted to restart it would need to paint job

Why do you want 10,000? Why would you call me and hit me at 10,000 like I'm a schmuck? I

Wouldn't hit you like that man

Just what I mean, I don't need to sell it. I'd want to sell it, but I don't need to do you want to sell it for what it's worth

What's it worth five

No

I'm not gonna give it away. That's not giving it away. You've got a car that needs paint. That's a lawn ornament

It's not an SS. It's not highly desirable. It kind of looks you know what it looks like it

It's not the sexiest bitch in the drawer

It's just okay. No, but

It's pretty nice. It's not a 70s if it was a 70s. We've got a different early 70s

We've got a different animal on our hands, but this thing kind of looks like that little it's a little old man car

You know and he was a little bit nerdy the guy that drove this car

And but but but he thought he still had a little sex in him and that's why he went with the El Camino

This is not

It is not

People buy sexual muscles sexy. I keep using that word, but I mean it this car does not

Have any pheromones have come get me. It's just there. Okay

So that's okay. I'll just hang on to it. It's fine. Thank you though. I appreciate your time. Thank you. I appreciate

People that was pleasant. It was pleasant. He was nice

He wanted to knock me out if he could clean my clock. He'll take it if he can't eat. I'm stealing

You're stealing this is this I mean

Why is my life so stressful?

I'm proud of you John. You didn't you didn't allow yourself to be pulled into that

Well, I mean that we did this is all I do all day lawn ornament

The guys that get a couple more opinions and realize that I'm right then they're then they're arguing over the extra

500 they want like this guy'll give 45. You said you'll give five. I'm trying to get 55

I just want to win. I just want to beat the car dealer and make sure you guys lose

That's what I need to do to make myself happy

That's fine. Go to give me the vent calm. Let's play beat the car dealer

We buy a thousand cars a week, so we're making somebody happy bear back

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Michael like rap like he liked that 56 song in the club like the beat so he'd be jamming to the beat

We'd be riding in the car Michael just be jamming to the beat. He'd be like

It's cool till he starts saying the words that's when it sounds crazy

Michael

Don't don't sing the word

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So our radio stations playing Michael Jackson music again is is all that over and everybody's back to loving Michael Jackson again

I haven't heard much of him

If you it depends on the channel man, they're playing them on 80s channels

They're playing them on a couple of the what used to be called R&B station soul stations

So what's going on with Bill Cosby after he got out? Where's he nothing?

He doesn't do me stand out

No, he said he was blind

So yeah, he can still do stand up. I don't think you think any comedy club would hire him. No, there's no way no

One guy told me that Cosby ruined his reputation from being a hypocrite

And I said no, I think it was the raping. Yeah

Sure, the raping. Yeah, I mean how can you do non-hypocritical raping? I love to rape

I hate myself for it, but I love to rape and here's a Jello pudding pop and it might have a little spice in it

Cuz you look sexy. Can you pull that Bobo, please? Yeah

Yeah, definitely definitely wish I had the music out though. Can you do that again, please?

And he drugged him. He drugged him to do it too, which is just you know, that's pretty insidious man, right?

Well, you mean to do it again. No, no, don't I can't I know you can what's going on with Bill Cosby

Where's he these days? You know one guy told me ruined his reputation from being a hypocrite and I said no

No, it was the raping. I think

How could you have non-hypocritical raping? I love to rape. I hate myself for it, but man

I sure like doing that. That was clean. Good. Thank you. Thank you

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No, I just take whatever was on the run sheet and throw it on there, okay

That's what we have on there. You pick the titles. Yeah, I mean there's the emus jumped out at you as something

That would be very attractive to people. We have an email. Let's get there, you know, Florida

And now from North America's own land down under it's time for Sunshine State news

With your certified lifeguard

JD Ryan

That was a report of an emu on the loose in Florida this week Corporal Keisler is his name

Tracked down this big old bird said the bird ignored his commands kicked him several times using the big talons

Fled on foot, you know, then things can run up to 30 miles an hour. Oh, yeah

30 miles an hour. He finally had to last of it and use cuffs to secure his legs

Here's cut number eight and I'm pursued on email. Come here. Come on. Oh

This way, you know some big old talons. I'll be honest with you. I've never handcuffed an emu before

Look who's got you now

Are you done resisting I don't want to have to charge you. Hey, don't bite me. Now you're behaving, aren't you?

Secured a full set of cuffs on this emu

Screw that man if you've ever been anywhere close one of these things. Yeah, these are these are cruel vicious

Creatures big powerful quick quick story little league football field in Grand Prairie, Texas

There's somebody had a farm of these. Okay, they got out

Our team we had to run and get up into the stands because they're running around loose in the field. I mean, they're mean

Like bees man. Oh, yeah, shoot them. Well, we didn't have me or Grand Prairie

I think I think everybody's okay to do open arms and Grand Prairie great gunpoint. Yes

That's what is known for but no, we didn't have guns at the top. You got one more Florida

Remember them if you've seen the movie roof man where the guy hides in a toilet. I have not that's kind of good

Actually, it's not bad 18 year old guy

This guy was arrested for trying to stay in a Walmart store in Inglewood for 24 hours part of a tick tock challenge

So he's gonna try to stay in there as long as he can

deputies in Inglewood discovered

Isaac M. Hurley after an employee found him hiding out in the pet department here some of the local news report

Number seven Mike

I'm about to do an overnight challenge in Walmart because I'm homeless. So make sure you follow the YouTube

And everything like that

make sure you like this and

Post share everything he failed the challenge pretty quickly

Deputies say he was only in the store for less than an hour as people online trying to get prosecutors to drop the charges

I heard from other information that he was a young person that was only about 18

so

That's typical for them to make a crazy mistake like that that you can't just trespass on

Walmart's property deputies say they found Hurley in the dog bed section with an iPhone charger that he stole

So hopefully he'll get

Some kind of counsel it helps him when he goes to court

And this won't be a big story in his life, but it'll be something he doesn't tell his children

That dude only made an hour and a whole hour of his 24 hour tick tock challenge

I mean, that's easy to do an hour in a grocery store in a Walmart. I mean my God, there's no employees

They're not gonna find you a lot of hiding places, but there are a lot of people carrying around, you know

The shoppers the shoppers are still going getting deliveries ready for tomorrow. That's Walmart shoppers

It's trafficked up me and my cousins used to want to go and hide in

Six flags over Texas wait until they closed down and like hide somewhere and you could do that come out and ride

The rollercoaster when I was doing a TV show with Russ Martin

We faked that we we faked one time that we hung out in Six Flags and rode the roller coaster all night

Well, it was a fake. Well, I mean we were eight so we didn't know it was a big plan. Yeah, somebody's got to run the roller coaster

I was thinking about you this morning JD Ryan. Oh lord in your old life with Russ Martin

You know, he was a this all this car crap

Yep, all these fancy cars and muscle cars. That was part of his deal, too. Absolutely. He had the Munster mobile

He had the generally he had the what else did you all ever drive? Oh, yeah, of course the Batmobile's not one

But you did you ever drive? Yep. I let me let me drive the

What's a Mach 5? Oh the Corvette in big U. Sligate duo car. Yep. He had that one

What else did he had all weird?

He just had TV cars cars and I thought about grabbing you this morning when I went for my little drive should I had

Were you already here when I left here? I left for the show because it was before Sunup

I did not see you leave. So yeah, I didn't I get here at 701. I think I left about 650

I mean it doesn't pass you on the road. Anyway, huh? I just wanted to go for a drive

Yeah, and we've got this car here that it's got a story with it a badass Lamborghini Evo Huracan and it's

Parked here for an undisclosed reason, but I was like I need to drive it every once in a while

So I went and did the Walnut loop in about an hour

And um, you know started off being cool and they got faster and faster

I'm really just gonna cruise I'm not gonna do it and then you start going through these corners

I'll know these windy roads like and it says 25 and you do it at 50

Yeah, it feels good and you like do a 25 turn at 70 and you're just thinking

Farmer coming out of his gate with a load of hay dear on the other side

You're not gonna run into a kid on a bicycle out here

But no you've just got to really be looking in front of you a lot of deer. Yeah

What's what like what's it like driving that thing? I can't even imagine. I mean, is it just like riding in on rails? Yes

Yes, it is like riding on rails

Actually we went for a drive last week if you remember last week I said hey it was about this time meet me

Meet me at the Bosque Cantina. We'll do cars and quesadillas and go for a drive

I'll tell you how that worked out as soon as we get back

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We'll do that in a minute after we talk about cars and quesadillas

We need to get this out now before the little kids get in the car on Saturdays

Indeed um cars and quesadillas

Last Sunday, I just said hey through that out just threw it out

It's an idea meet at the Bosque canteen for brunch and you know, I expected

34 guys to show up

I mean it was just very light-hearted and I pulled I said I'll be at the garage about 9 o'clock

And we'll walk across to the canteen at 10 and then we'll go for a cruise

So I pulled up to the garage about 9 15 over 30 people there. Oh, wow

People yeah, and there were 28 cars cool cars to super cool cars

There was one quarter million dollar

Camaro 69 that was this old my only I wish I would have spent more time with that car

I was there it is right there on the screen. Oh, wow. Yeah, he just finished me. Oh, dude

He puts a gun underneath it everything everything

Yeah, oh there there they are these are this is last weekend go to the JCW show right now

Watch the YouTube JCW show calm. Let's look at us up pulling in

So traffic jam. It was really fun

Yeah, this is great

So we walked around the garage show them cars went upstairs walked across the canteen and then we I was like hey

We got a map this out and and Dwayne Sanderson the guy that I bought the boss nine from

He knows the area very well because he owns a trucking company in Glen Rows

So he knows all the back roads and Mark Cuban. He's a good friend. It's Kyle's dad

There's the guys in there doing it and there's Dwayne nine. We're working on the charts of quesadillas

And so we get our map laid out and then we took off and

Dude the roads were better than what I thought. I didn't realize that

There were better roads than what I even knew about so I learned something I learned a new trail

And it was really good

But I think we should start doing that once a month

Right, this is literally no pre-promotion nothing you just threw it out on the air and that's the way it needs to be

Yeah, I just want to keep it chill. I'm pretty I want to have fun. I don't want to work

You don't want to have it be in some event where you know all this no the name

He's calling and then in the mirror gets involved or publicist. Yeah, look at all those people. That's great

With that fun, yeah, that's Bob Luke. He he buys cars from us at Mannheim for years

And and then the guy that I bought the chip footh Chevelle from Fred

He came with his son and what was cool is a lot of that and he brought that badass rest of my truck

What was cool is a lot of people that like came to the car show and they enjoyed it. I'm like, okay

So let's start doing more of this. There's something about just taking your vehicle out and going for a ride

But if you get to do it with a group that's not pressure, right biggest thing because a lot of people like

Oh, you want to show your car off?

This was chill and it but but like when I pulled it around the corner at the garage

They were all lined up kind of like the car show day and I was like, oh my god

This is perfect. So I want to keep doing that. Do we do it on the first Sunday of every month of the last Sunday?

What's the difference just you need something people can remember I was looking at the next two Sundays and the last Sundays this weekend

I can't do this weekend. I'll be in Scottsdale

So what events happen? Yeah first the first Sunday. You usually don't have as many events

I know if you start setting it up. It's gonna be

But I'm not gonna I'm not gonna let it be a pain in the okay

I'm gonna show up. I'm gonna be just like them. I'm gonna I'm there for the cars

I'm there for the fun

But what's one thing about these car culture people is they start taking care of each other. They don't need me

That's true

They start talking and communicating and I'm just getting you know

Yes, but you don't have to be there if you're there there's a group. Yeah, I definitely because there'll be a weekend

I can't make it sure it would be great to do it on Saturdays because I'm always here

But you know, we don't get up there till noon and then what I did notice on the second leg

It was a two-hour drive and on the second leg. We started losing some people, but there were a lot of people from Dallas

That's a drive. Yeah, me. It's an hour or 40. So they're already taking a drive. Yeah, right, right, right

But no, we need it. We need to do this. So should we do it the first?

Sunday of every month and then the next one would be um

Yeah, whether permitting you're in the winter but you're already looking for excuses not to do it

In the wind chill and if there's clouds

Look at the smoke on the yeah

There's some like chalk mountain and in up by Pellexie and then we went over to ferry and then went down to

Crampals gap. You want to see the video? It's JCW show comm and follow us on YouTube. Yeah

We had a big time out of the town people okay with the burnouts

Yeah

I mean they moved out to the country for a reason that's true. I mean it's like saying on the town people okay with horses

Well, there's a horse and I just saw a poop. Yeah. Well, that's why you move to the country. There's dust on this dirt road

Yeah, it's got my car dirty. Yeah, that's why you moved out to the country

There you go. I think yeah first Sunday every month first Sunday very months show up or no show up

Yeah, whatever. Yeah phenomenal turnout for impromptu though

Yeah, and we'll just do it like that and I don't care if it gets big if it gets small

But I do this well actually we ride on Sunday morning's dirt bikes my foot will be unbroken pretty soon

But this is one this is one Sunday a month. Yeah, we just do this first Sunday very much

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I was thinking about well, I want to protect the innocence. So I have two friends that made it with the housekeeper

One of them's name his fake name is Homer

Okay, and when his girlfriend showed up she said

This place is too clean

And she started digging through the trash yeah, and she found a receipt from the liquor store for Marguerite's mix in tequila

Okay, she completely

Got him to admit the whole thing

Well, he's an idiot. Oh, you found his receipts, but you know start putting why is this place so clean?

Why is it over here? What's this and who why did you need this much margarita?

And if you just had the maid over why'd you would you in the maid have margaritas in there? Yeah made the maid

It's just too easy. That's just simple enough. Is it easy. Yeah, right there. I mean come on

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You're in a different town. It's just too easy if you have a housekeeper hotel or home a story

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Who's we go for that girlfriend? I had back in the 90s 90s. Okay. It was a lot of housekeepers in the 90s

Yes, she had a little cute little TCU girl

They used to come over and take watch her kids in the afternoons and the kids would go out

Side and play and she would take care of the house and it's just too easy

So, how did you make the move? I didn't really make the move. She did. Oh, wow. Yeah, and what was the age spread? I was

31 and she was a cute little TCU girl says she was 21 21

Maybe 35 21 and how did this all end up? I

Never got caught until just now

I didn't get caught, you know, you just she went off to college is the answer and it was terrible. I feel awful about it

Thanks for bringing it up. I had another friend. I just remembered another one when he took one on a trip and

He went the day a few days before yeah, and he took the nanny was Mrs.

And the housekeeper I like a housekeeper story better. Oh, but um

she

He you know, he started rubbing her back or something outside and then he made the move and she freaked out and

She went in the bathroom and locked the door

And they start a hostage situation. She's calling her parents

Houston he's down on the beach his wife and kids are coming like two days later off and he is like

Negotiating with her and offering her money. I'll do anything. Just I'm so sorry. It was completely my fault

I'm so so sorry. Here's a hundred. Here's 200. Yeah, he got up there

Did it but the more money he offered her the more she told her dad what he was doing. Oh

How'd that one turn out bad? I mean dad come in and yeah, he came and picked up his daughter the next morning and

I just told me misread the signals. He he obviously is a blind man when it comes to the signal signal

Did his family find out his wife? I don't think so

Holy cow, that's a boy. That's high pressure high pressure

Now he's got to find a new maid too. Well, no, she's a she was a nanny our name here babysitter

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Bobo. Have you ever had have you ever made it with the housekeeper? Ah

In a hotel once man

Start lying. No, this is true. There's a there's a hotel

It's still there in Waco called the Thunderbird hotel. Oh, yes, and they had turned it into a I think a motel six

Okay, and

We're you know renovating cleaning up and they had a lot of staff a lot of staff

And I was down there for a couple of days

Doing a little business

And I yeah, and I was very popular with the with the maid staff

It was cool because they they enjoy a you know rum as much as I do

So how did it work out? I mean get to the good stuff worked out. Good. No

Over to have some drinks and we're saying them as plural. Yeah, I'm a detail man

Yes, I went for breakfast to the first taco Cabana. I've ever been aware

I was there in Waco way before we had my peer and I like our callers to talk

I brought breakfast about back to the room and they they came around. Oh, can we help you?

Yeah, come on in come in you want some champagne was

You know just spending leisure time with the help

And it was phenomenal. Did you did you make it with more than one staff member? Yes

I'm not proud. I'm not proud. They didn't mind. Yeah, a little bit. That's good

They didn't mind so you stuffed them full of champagne and taquitos

You did bring a taco boy. No taco cabana cabana

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Hey, this just reminded me of some

Gallardo

That we're going to turn into a buggy. We've got all the people to build it except the Chassis

Builder, so we've got to build it out of tubes

To do this, right? We've got to build a tube frame for this Lamborghini and I need a tube builder

Go to

JCW show.com or GMTV garage calm and send me an email

And if you want to be a part of this go to GM TV garage or JCW show.com

So you can have somebody from Chicago show up again

Just whatever so somebody that they need to show me examples of what they did and I am going to call some references

But if you want to be part of the bill this time

Yeah

We come down here and do this in a week and we can make you in the video and the videos get million views a piece

So it's gonna help your business

Not saying I'm not gonna pay you but I'm not gonna pay you a lot because it's gonna be a lot of free advertising. Sure make sense

800-800-7234-800-800 radio. What have you got JD?

Well, this is kind of a sad story the one of the co-founders of the grateful dead is

Grateful and now dead Bob. We are passed away last week at the age of 78

Here's some Bob actually telling Dan rather remember Dan rather

How just a by chance meeting you know a lot what happens with groups and life

You just run into somebody he ran into Jerry Garcia back in 1963

It became a very much a life-changing event for a lot of us kind of a one

It started for me on a New Year's Eve between 1963 and 64

I was wandering the back streets of Palo Alto. We heard banjo music coming out from behind the music store that we used to frequent

I just turned 16 and Jerry came in Jerry Garcia and he asked us if we played the instruments

We sure that evening so much fun that we decided we couldn't just walk away from it

Might as well just make a little band out of it and we did Tom Snyder interviewed both Bob and Jerry on the

Tomorrow show back in the 80s and Bob

There's just some great answers and how unique the grateful dead really was kind number two

Did you think when you were starting that it would ever evolve into this mystique that has come to surround the group called the

Grateful Dead we didn't think when we were starting. No, we didn't think

The only kind of plans we ever made were like going to Egypt and playing under the pyramids

Those are the only kind of plans we ever started out with we actually got around to it

1978 yeah, what changes do you see in what you've done over the years and how have you managed to be evolutionary and stay current?

I don't think we stayed current. You know, I don't think we ever were current. Yeah, right

I think we've been sort of singular in our whole endeavor and probably stay that way

I mean all we try to do is just satisfy our own standards

In case you don't remember of course Bob was a feature to lead on many many of their songs you won

Oh, yeah number three

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I've seen a lot of videos lately of Bob Weir strumming with Dwight Yoko and playing that,

you know, they used to do Merle Haggard's Working Man Blues and him duetting with Dwight

on that is pretty damn cool.

He's dead, he's dead, rest in peace Bob, you and Jerry playing in the heaven, I just never

was a jam band guy.

We're down to two grateful dead members from their star lineup, who's left, Kruzman and

Mickey Hart, the drummers.

I've never done LSD so it never hit me in the right vein.

You don't have to do LSD to enjoy a jam band.

Weed, yeah, probably, it helps a little bit.

They were funky though, like this, I love this song too, Shake Down Street.

Love it.

See, I don't know any of them, maybe I need to get into it.

Donald Fagan was playing this on his solo tour a few years ago.

I can hear that.

Yeah, oh, it's super, super, yeah.

Speaking of music, let's do backtracks.

Oh boy!

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Cut one.

I know nothing, so I'm playing along with you and I haven't said the artist yet, cut

two.

I don't know if you can get the artist from there.

That sounds like Motley Crue.

It's definitely Motley Crue.

Okay.

Good job.

Okay, so it's Motley Crue backtracks and you've got to guess the two songs, cut one.

I remember that song and I don't know the name of it.

Cut two.

This is one of my favorite Crue songs.

This was not a radio song, the second one, a little bit, but I mean it was actually early

on when they really blew up.

It was before the whole hits thing happened.

These are both pretty early.

The day in history we've got 1981, hair metal history was made when bass guitarist

Nicky Six left his band London to begin rehearsals with drummer Tommy Lee, effectively

marking the beginning of Motley Crue.

That group eventually submitted their legendary line up with vocalist Vince Neil and

guitarist Mick Mars, 1981.

It has been that long ago.

Hard to believe.

Hello.

Listening to you looking for a welder to build the chassis for that Lamborghini.

Go ahead and throw that picture up, Kyle.

You've got it of the Lamborghini we're going to build.

Oh, that's sweet.

What?

That's what you want to go with?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

What do you have there?

Kyle, do you have the other picture of the Lamborghini shell on the, on the, there

it is.

So that showed up last night.

Oh, is that the one from the video?

Yes.

Okay.

That was sitting in.

Yes.

In Mississippi.

And it got here last night.

I did not know it was on its way.

And I was pulling out of the gate and saw it at the body shop.

Oh my God, it's here.

This is exciting.

Yeah.

One of your latest episodes, you didn't realize you had that.

I forgot I bought it.

I've had it sitting in Mississippi for a long time.

Dennis Collins and I bought it together and I saw him the other day.

Now there's a bucket truck in that group of cars also and he wanted the bucket

truck at his place because he needed it to trim trees.

And he was telling me what he thought this Lamborghini would bring.

Oh, it's not going to bring much.

And I told him what I wanted to do with it.

He's like, well, you know, I think it'd bring 20 grand.

I'm bringing a trailer.

I'm like, in that condition.

And I said, well, it became interesting because there were partners on it, but

we're partners on the bucket truck also that I haven't got to see.

I funded the whole deal.

Not that Dennis doesn't have the money, but that was just my part.

I kind of like, Hey, let me pay for this one.

Let's do it together.

So we did.

Um, so long story short, I was like, Hey man, you keep the bucket truck.

I'll keep the salvage title Lamborghini that has no motor and no

transmission and he didn't like the deal.

But then he said, I'm easy.

Go ahead.

When I told him how fun the build was going to be, what I wanted to do.

So that's the car.

Let's see the, uh, let's see the, um, mock up again.

What do you have in it?

Motorized LSLT something, but that's going to be super duper, duper, duper,

duper bad ass.

That's going to be, that's going to be the one I keep.

That's, that's going to be what 200 grand build at least.

You don't think so?

No, we've already got the car.

And if we can get a suspension, um, advertiser,

because the suspension is the expensive part and the wheels and the tires,

we'll, we'll figure it out.

That's bad.

Yeah.

That's going to be fun.

That's going to be a keeper.

And then we could take it and run a race in it.

And then, then you can shoot me, kill me.

I'm done.

I've done everything I needed to do in life because that's

really what I've been running against is I just the clock.

Yeah.

The clock, the clock.

I know, I know you want to argue with me, but I am I not

allowed to feel like I'm going to die?

No, you, you're not going to die.

First of all, you're going to die.

I'm going to die.

We're all going to die.

Okay.

But you keep telling people we're going to be off the air too.

I've, I'm walking through Walmart the other day.

I walked by me.

Don't know the guy I've never seen him before.

Never even says hi.

It doesn't say hello, JD.

He just walks by me and goes, Hey, still I'm taking

that radio show off there.

Just like, what?

Who, who are you?

I said, no, I don't know.

I don't know.

Well, our, our, our 20th year will be in June.

And that's when we're going to quit.

That's when we're going to quit.

Okay.

I don't have time to build that limber.

I got you.

Okay.

The guy in Walmart will be upset.

Do you have any callers there for the contest that have

the answers right?

Oh, let's look.

Um, I don't have the answers, by the way.

So this'll, I'll let Bobo handle it.

Um, I guess the crew song, Wendy in Denver, Colorado.

What are your two guesses?

I may have these out of order, but the first one is

live wire Motley crew.

The second one is too young to fall in love.

Damn, Wendy, Wendy.

She got a little bit better than it used to be.

Good job, Wendy.

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to you for being this week's winner.

I'm going to put you on hold and pre-cake and grab your

information.

Thank you.

I got a really nice gift too, man.

I've got like a limited EP from 1983 between their

first two albums.

They did like a three song EP, very limited.

It was a Black Friday edition, very limited on vinyl,

on red and black vinyl.

Oh my God.

You'll stoner.

It's worth $40.

Hey, the car thing is the next segment.

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Jason in Texas, 08 Cadillac XLR Platinum.

So is that the color?

No, sir.

I guess that's just, this isn't my car.

It's my mother-in-law's girlfriend for a couple of 80-year-old women.

But she's kind of looking to get rid of it.

I think she's going to go to a, I'll do something.

Is it breaking down on her?

I'm not going to have a car.

No.

Because they're really bad about electrical problems.

Like they're, that Cadillac XLR is one of the worst electrical

problems cars we've ever traded.

The tops always get screwed up.

It's just, that car's not worth a whole lot.

I'd give eight grand for it.

Okay.

Well, I'll let, I'll let them know.

I don't, I mean, like I said, I don't know exactly what the plan is.

I just told them to give me the make model and mileage and all that.

I'd call in, I'd listen to y'all every, every Saturday.

Make sure it's not a V.

If it is a V, which is a hot rod, that's a different animal.

And we'll give a lot more money.

If it's an XLR V.

Okay.

Anyway, eight grand for an XLR with 108 on it.

Thank you, sir.

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Everybody, thank you.

David, thank you for calling.

Thank you so much.

Good morning.

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05 Mustang SHO.

What is a Mustang SHO?

Or did he write that down wrong?

No, it's SHO.

It's my ex-wife's car.

And it's, now I got to put a starter solenoid on it.

But yeah, she just needs to get a car that she can drive around to work.

And now I got this one.

Well, I'm familiar with the Ford Taurus.

I'm familiar with the 05 Ford Taurus SHO.

But I've never heard of an 05 Mustang SHO.

Yeah, it's an 05 SHO.

I think it's a 6 cylinder.

Okay.

But it's all normal.

I mean, it's all, you know, just the way it was.

Yeah, it's probably, God, I mean, these cars aren't worth much.

Probably a couple of grand.

Really?

Yep.

Thank you.

Sure you did.

Rob, Bill Carlton in Houston can build that buggy frame on Lamborghini.

Are you there?

Yes, I have a couple of things I need to say just really, really quick.

My name is Rob, I'll give you my last name, but I have a housekeeper that's stalking me.

Okay, good for you.

Two is, Bill Carlton can build you a frame.

He's out of Houston.

I'm going to have Bill Carlton call me.

I'm going to have to take this metal or extensive and he can build you a frame for the buggy.

Well, I'm wanting to build it here in our shop, so he's going to have to come up here to do it

and have Bill call me if he wants to do it.

All right, I'll see what I can do.

Okay, thank you.

Had another guy email me.

Where is it?

Something in Oklahoma.

He said he just started his business.

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Just heard you're looking for a roll cage builder.

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And big shout out to our, what do you call it, fan club?

Show support community.

The Wolfpack.

A lot of them are on the YouTube stream chatting to each other.

And they've got a Facebook page called, they changed a little bit.

Knights and.

The Wolfpack Knights that say neat.

Yeah, I forgot.

But anyway.

Just the Wolfpack.

Good morning to all you guys.

The Knights that say sell that bitch.

That's right.

Yeah.

Like a Monty Python reference.

So what happened?

The, the Golden Globes.

Yeah, she was great though.

The host.

What's her name?

Nikki Glaser.

Yeah, she did a great job.

We had the kind of opening slam at CBS news.

We played that one earlier.

We're going to hear it again.

Sure.

Got number nine.

I cannot believe the amount of star power we have in this room tonight.

It's insane.

There are so many A-listers.

And by A-listers, I do mean people who are on A-list that has been heavily redacted.

But, and the Golden Globe for best editing goes to the Justice Department.

And the award for most editing goes to CBS news.

Yes.

CBS news.

America's newest place to CBS news.

She also gave the old, you know,

Leonardo DiCaprio was there and was like,

oh, you know, his girlfriend is so young.

Explaining why she does that joke.

And number 10.

Leonardo DiCaprio was here for one man bun after another.

What a career you had.

I mean countless iconic performances.

You've worked with every great director.

You've won three Golden Globes and Oscar.

And the most impressive thing is that you were able to accomplish all of that before

your girlfriend turned 30.

I mean, it's just insane.

I'm sorry I made that joke.

It's cheap.

You know what, I tried not to, but like,

we don't know anything else about you, man.

Like there's nothing else.

I was like, open up.

That's true.

You ever notice he's always squinting?

Oh, always.

He's always squinting.

I wonder how that happened.

He's starting to look like Jack.

Young Jack.

Nicholson.

Yeah, in that last movie.

He does a little bit.

He had a moment or two with his daughter when he was like.

I was like.

I wonder if his eyes are stuck that way

from squinting to read his girlfriend's ID

and making sure it starts with a two.

It's like Michael Madsen.

You know Michael Madsen, the actor,

he was in the Reservoir Dogs.

He played Mr. Blonde, the murderous one.

He had a deal where he'd look at people like, you know,

that girl, that girl, we wronged her.

This is probably high.

We deserve to die.

Sean Penn was nominated for Best Neck Veins.

Yeah, speaking of that, here she has a shot at Sean Penn, too.

Kind of her 11.

Sean Penn is also here.

Hi, Sean.

I love you, Sean.

You're such an original.

You know, everyone in this town is obsessed

with looking younger.

Meanwhile, Sean Penn is like,

what if I slowly morph into a sexy leather handbag?

And I feel like that's hot.

It's good.

Not only such an amazing actor,

but you're such a devoted humanitarian.

I mean, I feel like a lot of actors talk the talk,

but Sean Penn will actually go to the places in the world

that need help the most, and he will do cocaine there.

And I feel like we don't celebrate that.

And Sean, I did get permission to tell that joke

from your two best friends, Charlie Sheen and El Chapo.

So they say hi, blame it on them.

She covered the whole spectrum.

New Hollywood, old Hollywood.

He looks so old, Sean Penn does.

God, he looks awful.

I think his cologne is hickory smoke and mesquite flavor.

Go ahead.

So true.

I had to get that out.

She takes a shot of New Hollywood and Old Hollywood,

cut number 12.

Timothy Chalamet is here for Marty Supreme.

This is interesting.

Not a lot of people know this,

but Timothy Chalamet is the first actor in history

to have to put on muscle for a movie about ping pong.

This is true.

He gained over 60 ounces.

It's insane.

And lastly, Steve Martin and Martin Short.

Keep proving to us that in this industry,

you are never, ever too old to still need money.

She's funny, but I mean, she's hot.

So I think that makes it better.

Easier to watch.

Yeah, it just...

She was smooth.

She was pro.

She was very good.

What's his name?

Did a good job.

The family guy?

Seth Maffarne.

Was he doing that a couple of years ago?

Or he definitely hosts a world show.

He did a show.

Yeah, it wasn't the case.

You know, the ratings on those shows are like 20% of what they used to be.

Oh, God, yeah.

Nobody watches them because most of the time,

they come out and do something political.

Nobody wants to see that.

I think it's because it's on television,

not on like Netflix or anything.

It's on the networks.

Nobody's watching the networks.

Has anybody...

Okay, let's hands up.

Who's watched a network show recently,

like ABC, CBS, NBC or Fox?

A new one?

Defined recently.

10 years?

That's not just saying the last month.

None.

I mean Paramount, CBS.

Paramount's right.

Yeah, but that's streaming.

You're talking about streaming.

I'm talking about Channel 4, 5, 8.

That's fair.

Yeah, that's fair.

If it's not sports, I'm not on there.

I am watching.

It's over, dude.

The whole thing's over.

Sad.

I'd like to be an advertiser on NBC.

Google and YouTube.

Google owns YouTube.

They're taking over the world.

And they've got the sports now.

YouTube TV does.

Yeah.

And it's weird.

It's unbelievable.

Speaking of political,

people always say they love this show

because I don't go political.

And this is not me going political.

If it is to you, then that's a you problem.

But I think it's ironic that, you know,

we basically went and kidnapped Pablo Escobar

as a president.

A Maduro.

Not his name.

Okay.

And then we just say, hey, we're taking all your oil.

Yeah.

You've been doing that, too, while we're here.

While we're here, we're going to go ahead

and loot the place.

3 o'clock in the morning.

Hello.

Are you coming with us?

Housekeeping.

And I'm sure there's good reasons,

but I talked to a friend of mine that was a general

in the army and he's Cuban.

And we were talking about all this stuff.

But I just, I think that I just don't think China

and Russia are going to let us get away.

Normally when mob hits go down

and you go into a territory and you take it,

then the other mob bosses call you

and say, you're going to cut it up.

Yep.

And I just, how can that not happen?

If we claim that their oil is ours.

Because Russia and China are buying a lot of that oil.

It's pure capitalism as well.

You look at the first five families in the mafia,

New York, turn of the century, you've got to divvy it up.

Right.

You must allow us to take the water from the well.

I mean, we're not my beak.

We've got Tommy Carbon in here to give us a little idea

of what happens behind the scenes.

That's, you know, I'm impressed.

Yeah.

It's Bobo's making pretty good references

from the Gadfathers.

That's a good movie.

We've ever seen the Gadfathers.

Oh yeah, it's not all of them.

Have you ever watched it two times?

Never watched it.

Watch it one time?

Yeah.

You'll have a little thing, a little linguine.

Watch it again.

Twice.

Makes a lot more sense when you got a good stomach on it.

You gotcha.

Yeah.

That's what, you know, it's what they do.

You got the Colombians, got the cocaine, right?

Yeah.

Peru's making better cocaine I'm hearing these days

and when that slaughter market happens,

it's gonna happen big.

You know what I'm talking about?

I think we do.

I think you know what I'm talking about.

Meanwhile, you got El Salvador and what's the place where they

got the, it's right at the end of the Yucatan.

It's a little Belize.

Belize, yeah.

Belize.

Belize is a great island.

Prettiest hookas you ever saw.

Didn't know this.

Prettiest hookas you ever saw.

Now a lot of them are transgender.

Oh, okay.

I'm gonna say what, watch your leg?

No, well you gotta, you know what you want.

But it's all capitalism is what they say.

Now with the oil, you know, that's gonna be everywhere,

but you know, China's got no use for oil.

Yeah, they do.

They're not going anywhere.

Yeah.

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Tom in Florida, you've got a 68-Vet hard top,

60,000 miles, 350 engine.

Bought it seven years ago.

Restoring but not, but your finish, putting money into it.

What's it need left to be good?

The windshield wiper actuators and motor

hasn't been completed with the new vacuum lines,

where actually the tank's been replaced with a new tank

and was preparing for it to have all of the new tank

to be able to operate the headlights and the wiper assembly.

Does it need paint?

And decided just to...

No.

Actually, $10,000 worth of body work and paint into the 68.

I've been working on it for six and a half years with money.

What's the interior look like?

For my brand new.

Everything's brand new.

Brand new leather, brand new.

Panels, brand new.

So it's a good looking car that's got a vacuum.

The vacuum's not finished on it.

And actually, John, I paid for electric headlights

so that I would actually have the ability for what I was told

is they have such a hard time running the valet

and the wiper system itself needed.

Are you Cocoa Beach?

Yes.

Okay, I've got a Cocoa Beach.

That's where Sullins lives.

I can send him over there to check it out.

Okay, I'm going to go send my buddy over there to look at it.

I'm heading to Tampa Monday to do a 50 car fine.

And this guy's also got like 25, 427 engines.

And to buy the cars, we've got to buy all the parts.

And he's got 10 truckloads worth of parts.

So this is going to be complicated.

Find these people.

They find us.

They're just reaching out.

The word is.

But I will do it.

I will.

There's 50 cars.

And then all these parts, I'll have to find a parts man.

To just, I just want to sell all the parts to a parts guy.

But he said you can't buy the cars out of parts

because he's losing his lease.

And we've got to.

Well, while your man's here, I have a 66 Mustang

convertible class A code VA three speed.

Everything's there.

It needs a full rent restoration.

And I just haven't been able to put funds into it.

And it should be.

I should put it somewhere that someone could do that.

There are Facebook pages called unfinished projects.

And all of these guys that don't,

I probably should join it actually.

The people that run into their unfinished projects,

they start swapping like boxes and frames of stuff

that they didn't finish.

I'll finish that one.

Yeah, I'll finish that one.

So I would go to that because I'm going to bid you so crazy low.

I don't want it.

It's just not what I do on the unfinished project.

But I will look at this other car.

Well, John Clay, it took me at least an hour and a half

just to get up the junction to call.

I don't know if it's anybody else.

I said it's intimidating to call you.

Oh, don't be.

I'm easy.

But then while I told my friend that he's let me have my car

on his property, he's storing it, that I was having you live.

He said, well, let me tell him about my, what year is it?

65 Corvette.

Is it finished?

Yes.

And your guy can look at it.

All right.

Is that one finished?

Hold on one second.

I don't want to look at unfinished cars.

I've got enough unfinished cars in my own to look at.

Hey, you've got a 65 vet that's finished.

Is it ready to go?

Well, yeah.

It's all original.

Okay.

Cool.

65 Corvette.

It's kind of kind of rare.

I've worked on Corvette for all my life, restored them and showed them

and even worked with General Motors on a couple of cars in the past.

But this particular car is a 65 that was sold in Augusta, Georgia.

A body that is there has what I think is factory sideplates.

I know the factory pipes.

But I think they were 327, 350 horsepower original.

What engine?

I mean, what's Randy?

Original motor.

Four speed.

I think they only had the one, you know, when the Rock Crusher.

Okay.

In the paint and body?

That's the original one and three.

Everything inside is black and it's original.

The paint on the outside, in 1987, the front end was painted due to a

carburetor fire and then I painted the rear clip for the first time a year and a half ago.

I'm not worried about when it got painted as much as this.

Is it good or do we have to repaint it?

You don't have to repaint it.

No.

I mean, it looks great.

That's what I'm asking these big items.

The tranny, the body line, the interior.

You know, if we've got to spend money to make it nice.

All right.

Well, let me look at both of you.

Okay.

Thank you.

Thank y'all for calling.

This is a factory rig.

I got you.

We'll get all the details.

Go to gmtvgarage.com in a click email, John, and y'all send me this information.

Thank you very much.

Take some pictures of that ugly bitch and send them to me.

No, it ain't an ugly bitch.

That's a turly putting a drop on me.

It's fine.

I got some from Joe, would you?

Joe, would you?

Oh, for show.

For show, Joe, would you?

800-800-7234-800-800-radio.

It can be intimidating to call you.

Time for mail from Jim.

It is.

Just like it's intimidating to have Johnny come in a room.

Yeah.

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.

John, this week's mail from jail entry reads, What's Up, John Clay Woolf.

My name's Ernesto and I'm from Beaumont, Texas.

I listen every weekend to get my laugh on and get my mind off time passing.

Hey, you and JD Ryan and Bobbo have a great thing going.

I really can't tell you who's my favorite.

Y'all are all so funny.

It makes me miss my family a lot.

I'd kill a man again to get some of my abuelas tamales.

Just kidding.

I'm here for fraud, not murder.

Don't get nervous.

Hopefully when I get out, I'll have a plate waiting for me.

Sounds like you've got a good thing going in Walnut Springs, too, pardon.

If you need welders in a few years, let me know.

Here you go.

Me and my T.O. ran a welding biz for quite a while.

Any chance we can get an update on the Mexican Star Wars, by the way?

That's a set I'd like to visit.

I bet the catering's on point.

I hope y'all have a good holiday.

Say a prayer for your boy Ernesto here.

Also want to give a shout out to the Mendes family, and especially my little girl Christina.

I love you, sweetheart.

Your friend Ernesto Mendes, Federal Department of Corrections, Houston, Texas.

Partner, if you've got mail from Jill, just send it on down the line to us

here at PO Box 471517, that is in Fort Worth, Texas.

The zip code is 76147.

Looks like you got a welder there, two years from now, but...

Absolutely, that's about when we'll be ready to get it better.

When you start with the frame, though, Bosque Cantina is really good.

It is. That's a great little Mexican joint you got, dude.

Seriously, you put it together.

You know, I'm a little offended.

By what?

Little Mexican joint.

How is that offensive?

I mean, just, is that racist?

No, it's not racist.

You know, joint, weed, little, short little Mexican man, little Mexican joint.

I just...

Mexican is a specific detail.

I'll bet 20 years from now that that's a banned term.

I bet it goes away like midget.

I can't say little Mexican joint talking about your restaurant.

It's not even my restaurant.

It's just, you know, I'm just taking up for the Hispanic community as a whole.

So you think somebody's offended by calling it a little Mexican joint?

I don't think anybody's thought about it like this to be offended yet,

but I'd like to start a new offender term.

I think it's a little Mexican joint.

That's what you're going to be vocal about.

It is offensive.

You're my friend, John.

He's a car man.

And I think he'd agree if you called him a car man.

But you know what else?

What?

He's got even a little Mexican joint downtown there.

Boy, they make the best case of this.

Here's a secret right here.

It is.

You get this, you get this queso dip off the menu.

Yeah.

Okay.

Not on the menu anywhere.

They put guacamole in the queso.

And I know how gross that sounds.

I know.

Fits perfect.

And sour cream and ground beef.

Best chips for eight counties away.

Best little Mexican quesadilla joint.

You see?

JCW dip.

Now, when you say it with a country accent, it does sound racist.

Yeah.

I mean, I think little Mexican joint is more racist than the Washington Redskins.

Oh, I can.

Yeah, I agree.

I concur.

Washington Redskins, come on.

Find a Native American to agree with you on that.

There's tons of them that would agree with you.

Native Americans left and right say this is ridiculous.

They're offended that they took it down.

Find me one.

Call in right now, 800-800-7234-800-800 radio.

If you're a card carrying Mexican, I mean a card carrying Indian.

Card carrying Indian.

He just can't help it.

And you're offended that they removed the Washington Redskins moniker.

Please call in 800-800-7234.

Alex in Memphis, Tennessee.

Does 20 grand buy your lightning?

Uh, no.

No.

What buys it?

Couldn't do that.

Oh, man.

I was thinking more closer to the 40-50 range.

Yeah, you need to get a lot less miles.

Like 4,000 of them.

Yeah, you need to get a lot less miles.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

How many miles?

Well, they only find like 4,000 of them.

I hear you, but I buy and sell them.

I sold a 500-mile one in plastic the other day for 55.

Yours has 54,000.

Pretty awesome, dude.

What's that one go for?

55,000 with 500 miles.

Oh, nice.

Your truck's worth mid-20s.

Mid-20s, thank you.

Bear with that.

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I just walked over to the bathroom and my foot is hurting.

My bad.

Yeah, it's broken.

It's been two weeks.

It should be getting better, but no, it's broken.

You've got to get a boot.

You have to get a boot.

I've got to wrap.

You know, I was thinking about this earlier.

I was thinking about 80s commercials.

Yeah.

Do you remember all the weird PSAs?

Like Sally Struthers all the time.

Yeah, the kids.

And giving the kids back.

The flies on their heads.

That's what it was on their heads.

That's what it was.

I bet that was a racket.

You know it was.

The guys were like, hey, put some.

And let's go over to Africa and film some flies on these kids' heads

swinging still people's money.

And the Sarah McLachlan.

Alarms of the angel and the dogs.

Oh yeah, that's another kid.

Pocket fisherman, Shamwell guys.

Shamwell.

Wow.

Bartles and James.

Gensu knives.

Chachachia.

Yep, the chachia pets.

That looked like people.

Have they ever cured sickle cell anemia?

There was a lot of commercials for sickle cell anemia

that I remember watching.

And I was not watching the WB.

This was like on.

Haha, it wasn't on BET, is what you're saying.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don't you remember those sickle cell anemia?

Because I didn't know what sickle cell anemia.

I still, have they cured sickle cell anemia?

Pre-K, have they cured it?

No, it's still a problem.

Somebody Google that up because I bet they have.

I mean, they've done all this great scientific advancement.

I would think that they fixed sickle cell anemia by now.

Are you worried about that?

How do you fix it?

Bone marrow transfer.

A bone marrow transfer.

That's how they fix it.

Well, if I swapped with somebody like that,

then they would get a broken foot

and I would be able to dance better.

She can't.

Really?

What?

Nothing.

What?

He's not a hater.

Right.

He's a Texan.

He's the accidental racist.

Joel in Humble, Texas.

68 Chevy C-10, regular cab, 383 stoker.

I'm over my head.

Got 411 posi track out back.

750 double pumper, Edelbrock intakes.

Board over 30, 11 to 1, pop up pistons.

Turbojet, 390 horsepower.

We're talking some **** muscle.

It says you want 20 at 75% restored.

If I'm buying projects, I'm buying them

or I can make something or I'm not going to do them.

I know.

And that's why I wanted the call

because I know you say you don't like buying

full on other people's projects,

but I came on hard times and I just need to move it.

So, but I appreciate you taking my call.

I will.

I'll probably give 10,000, but I need pictures.

Okay.

It's got 20 by 15s in the rear, narrowed rear end.

It's on air ride.

Basically needs interior and some light work.

And paint, right.

So, so is it set up like a drag truck?

Does it have that white?

It's not really a drag truck.

Does it have that white trash mobile park look to it?

Like the guy that just won the lottery

at the mobile park at the mobile home park?

No, sir.

These are 2015.

They're billet wheels.

They were custom built.

It's got Mickey Thompson's on it.

It's got their 20s billet.

So it looks really good.

It's laid out.

It doesn't lay full frame, but it gets really low.

I wanted a good ride out of it.

So are the front tires or the front wheels

different than the back wheels?

No, sir.

Good.

Same wheel, just a different size.

Okay.

Charlie, do you remember that one we bought

that was kind of rotty like that

and it had shaved door handles

and that auxiliary fuel tank in the back?

And we gave 20 grand for it and sold it for 17.

Didn't have a scoop or some aftermarket scoop.

You just all eat out.

The guy did an incredible job restoring it.

We had all the pictures.

You know, we bought it for 20s.

Like, you're robbing me, you're robbing me.

So I sell it for 17 and the dealer that bought it

from me arbitrated it through the auction.

And then I sold it the next time for 16.

After shipping, I lose five grand, but I'm robbing him.

Robbing him blind.

Right.

So I'm thinking 10,000 if I can paint it

and make a truck out of it and turn it into...

I need to be able...

This truck needs to bring 25 grand on my end

and I put 7,000 in it.

I'm working on large margin

if I'm messing with old projects.

Yeah.

Okay, go to gimmethevend.com.

Go to gimmethevend.com and load it up

and put in some pictures of current situation

and thank you so much for calling.

There's a lot of if's in there, John.

A lot of if's.

I think we might be turned into a 7,000 dollar truck

before it's all over.

If we do this.

A lot of people with projects recently.

Really?

I mean, everybody's coming at you with...

Oh, I get this car in my garage.

It's been dusty.

Yes.

Dusty's fine.

I know.

Just tell me they've been sitting around

for a very long time.

Well, it's been a couple of years

since we cranked her up,

but I don't mind.

I spent some time with Dennis Collins

last on Tuesday

and we went through his whole place.

And he's a car encyclopedia kind of guy.

And he showed me some cars

that would have completely missed me,

but that have a lot of value.

This 71 Mustang convertible is special

because it's the only one they made

in this color with this transmission.

And it has a race front end from the factory.

Stuff like that.

I'm not that geeked out that I know that stuff.

But Dennis will answer my question.

He'll help us with them.

Oh, my God.

Look at what I just did.

That means everybody's going to send it.

Oh, yeah.

No, no.

Exactly.

Let's just send that stuff to Dennis.

800-800-7234-800-800 radio.

We had a request for an update

from not Tony Romo's father, but.

What's the one so long?

One so long.

The Mexican Star Wars.

It's a big creation.

He's been working on it.

He's been working on Mexican Star Wars

trying to get it to film

to the movies as long as I've been

working on the fire chicken.

Yeah.

He's going to finish first.

Yes, yes.

Thank you for mentioning Mr. Ruhl.

We have a wonderful,

wonderful project going.

This is now this is episode 3.

Hey, I have a question from you.

Specifically for you, Juan Solo,

from Mark and Nashville, Tennessee.

See.

Hold on.

Mark, are you there?

Please ask Juan Solo your question.

Buenos dias, Juan Lobo.

Buenos dias, Mark.

Houston has more restaurants

than any city in the world.

And I've always wondered

if there's Hispanics working

in the kitchen at the Chinese

buffet.

Is it still Mexican food?

No one makes it better.

Americanized is Chinese food

than the Mexicans.

We just know.

If it doesn't matter

to want a sweet,

or the savory,

or the sour.

We know how to do this.

All in one dish or in many.

Sabe.

That's true.

To Sabe.

See.

Adios.

Thank you.

Adios.

Go ahead with your update, Juan.

Gracias, Mark.

Juan Solo, not Juan Lobo.

We've had it at this time.

We changed a lot of sense

because some of the things

happening in some of the

environment where we work

you know we had sex on the

seashore.

It sets on the seashore.

On the seashore.

Yeah.

On the sea.

In Venezuela.

Oh no.

No.

These times are over.

Yeah.

For now.

Yeah.

Not that we don't like

the Venezuela.

We all love them.

Or the Mr. Trumpe.

Trump.

Butte.

These are not the kind of

bullies that we deal

with on a movie set.

No.

Yeah.

Fake bullies.

Learn this from the

hookers who play

these stormtroopers.

Oh yeah.

In episodes 1 and 2.

Yeah.

And 2.

But for episode 3.

We have moved things

to a much better place.

In Cuba.

You're going to Cuba.

Who would think?

There is a dentist office

in Cuba.

Okay.

Dentist office.

Just off a third of the

case in Guaranále.

Guaranále.

See.

On the inside of the

dentist office

with a little

little sedressing.

Look at just like the inside

of the number 2 death star.

Oh really.

The dentist office.

In Cuba.

See.

Where the little baby pants

looks like a walker.

Yeah.

Face his father.

Okay.

Darth Vendor.

For the final confrontation.

Boot.

Also in the room.

And sitting in the dentist

chair.

There's something.

Is the evil emperor.

Oh.

The emperor.

Guess who we got to play

the emperor.

Who is playing the emperor?

This was a hands down jackpot.

I hope you got a big deal.

Of a hire.

I don't know how we did it.

But someone mentioned

an impossible cocaine habit.

Oh.

Okay.

But have you heard of the

famous actor

Carlos Estevez?

Known in your country as

Charlie Sheen.

Yeah.

He is our evil emperor.

Thank you very much.

Charlie Sheen.

He's in the movie.

Charlie Sheen.

He is so.

He is so good.

Yeah.

For Spanish language of film.

He doesn't speak a lot of Spanish.

No.

He doesn't speak Spanish at all.

But he's so effective though.

The emperor put lightning on

little baby pants.

Look.

Sky rocks.

It's just lightning.

And Darth Vader said,

Stop this.

Don't do this to my boy.

And the evil emperor says,

Get out of my office.

Or I'll kill you dead.

Get out of my office.

More cocaine, Leah.

For he has captured the princess,

Leah, and dressed her in a

very, very sexy outfit.

And she's this coat king girl, huh?

She is.

It's a wonderful time.

And we were after,

after the death of the emperor,

I don't know if you put a spoiler,

but the plot is 60 years old.

Yeah.

We bring back more storm troopers.

And that means.

But more hookers.

Back to the United States.

And fresh hookers from New Mexico.

All right.

Fresh hookers.

Fresh riba.

May the horse be with juice.

Thank you.

One solo.

Thank you.

One solo.

Can't wait.

Scott and Lake Charles,

Louisiana real quick.

What's your message?

Yeah.

Happy birthday, Turley.

Hey, thank you, man.

Is today your birthday?

Oh, that's right.

It was Wednesday.

Wednesday was his birthday.

How old are you, son?

49.

Next year's the big one.

Are you really?

Yeah.

Wow.

You don't look a day over 32, bro.

Please.

Running good.

No.

Looking good.

Yeah.

Next year will do something.

This year is just.

You're a lot skinnier

than you were when I met you.

No.

I was lighter then.

Yeah.

I got to get back to that.

That was like 170 then.

I'm like 185 probably right now.

Horrible.

It's hard to manage it and then lose it.

Well, I'll tell you that.

I got to get back to running.

That's what I got to do.

Find some time to do that.

You get a bone marrow transplant.

Got to find some speed.

No, I don't need speed.

But you were heavier one time.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

And I was like 225.

225, yeah.

At least I think that was probably my heaviest, yeah.

You know.

We'll be back in a minute.

My name's John Clay Wolf.

It's John Clay Wolf Show.

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Allin in Memphis, Tennessee a 350 motor, 78 Camaro,

wooden dash built by your brother.

Just curious.

This is not a lot of information to go by.

Is it a restored car is it ready to go or is it need rest of I drive it ran on this

It could be restored back just resort condition, but I took stuff out of it to make it a light

So I mean it could be put back, but then ran didn't run don't really want to sell it

I've had every 20 years and one my brother he passed away. I'm just curious for the big war. That's probably got

2,000 miles on motor 400 horsepower and new transmission and

New gear three 73 in it. Mm-hmm 15-inch tires

Five a glass eight-inch cowl front hood

And that doesn't special just some fun burn rubber with and just a little trouble. No, hey Graham. Okay. Thank you

Oh six Pontiac solstice with 56,000 miles has an odd been

Once 12,000 it's not a red line is it? Well, that's a Saturn

Troy and Iowa. Are you there? Yeah, it's a no six solstice

It's black leather interior the VIN numbers zero six six six zero and I call the devil soul

Well, I call it too high

Well, you got to find the buyer looking for the unique bins is what I'm thinking. Okay

We've got a we've got a Satanist Pontiac solstice seller out of Iowa. This is not something you come across

the Antichrist

Okay, so you think maybe a religious person could pay a little extra for the VIN number because it's got six six six in it

I think someone in the dark side might be interested in it or just for the unique bin

What do you think the devil stamp on this car is worth in value like how much more than a normal one

Didn't I not sell a six six six help cat for some crazy amount of money?

I

Didn't man. God. I mean, I did I do have a wife and kids

I got to do other things besides watch all car shows and all auctions

But yes, I don't probably but anyway if this car is worth five grand like it normally is and you want 12 for it

I assume you're putting a seven thousand dollar premium on the devil stamp

I haven't looked up the value of it recently five grand team flow for five or fifty thousand miles solstice

Mm-hmm. Well, I'm a Christian and I don't want your devil music or devil car or Satan lifestyle around me

So I'm gonna hang up before I catch it

800-800-723-4800 800 radio

Brian has a 93 top kept dump truck with a gas engine and it's a two-speed transmission manual 18 foot bed

18 yard or 18 foot 18 foot man. I don't know it's got 42 inch metal side rail

Weird stuff today. I know I thought maybe what this would be the day to call you is 7,500 sound right

You're getting close. I was hoping a little more than that around 9,000

But it makes somebody a good work truck clean up around job site south of the border

Go to give me the vent calm and load it up. Let's take a look see. Thank you. We'll be right back

I gotta go I've got to go relieve myself and cleanse my brain from all this devil dump truck talk

Oh

Well, he's very popular

Sportos and motorhits geeks sluts bloods waste oids dweebies dickheads

They own a door. They think he's a righteous dude John Clay

The time you were nine if you got my dad a beer your reward was a sip

I'm pretty sure that's not many parenting handbooks today

Take a sip of that. Don't tell your mother. That's my boy

And the old man knew what he was doing is by the fourth beer I was going for

Show the number one weekend morning show in America

Hey Richard Rollins from gas monkeys on four, but I want to grab Kevin and Denver real quick Kevin

You put a bit you loaded your Porsche into give me the van and we we're gonna buy it from you for 19

And then we realized it was a Canadian import and we backed it up to 16

Correct that's correct

What is it that is correct?

Like what year and what model and miles?

This is 29 there's 20 19 McConn S

What's con as?

Macon oh Macon S Macon S. Yeah, there's a hell of a discount between American versions and Canadian versions

And I get that John Clay, but let me tell you something real quick

Your boys had hooked me up. They said they were gonna buy the car

We signed the green was through the the doc you sign and all that and then he comes back and he says

Oh, you know what we missed this

Yeah, so the only reason I'm calling today John the only reason I'm calling today's tell you boys take looks for that stuff

I sold the car yesterday to give me the to give me the what wait. Are you still there? I lost him

All right. Hey, Rollins

Top watch that Canadian if everybody says Canadians don't get mad that one's mad Canadian cars are worth work

Well, they're just worth less. I mean, they're just worth less. I can't help it

Well, they're good. They're a good buy right now because the Canadian dollars week

What are you doing this morning boss?

Man, I'm sitting up here looking at this challenger years of

Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna have to send Mike out there like smoking the bandit style in our own trailer if it doesn't get get

Get picked up today. They've got it reassigned to another hauler and he's supposed to be there today at five

But what did yeah, I had a guy deliver me a deliver me a no Philip 66 sign

But it's like 16 feet tall and 10 feet wide, you know, the old bull sign

And what did you pay for that sign?

Well, I got a pretty good deal

I paid 4,500 and 500 to get it here for five grand

They usually sell for around 12 to 15 grand

He's into these signs man, and he's really got a hell of a collection

It just blows me away with these old signs Road art bring it just freaks me out

Like did that sign I bought for me for 3,000 was that a deal or did you get to me a little bit?

That was straight-up fair price. I didn't get over on you didn't get over on me

Well, I didn't even have a chance to because I just took your word for it

Well, thank you

Your boy Steve Mabry has has there's plenty to talk about there

I

Did I told you he ain't gonna finish it, but what about this meek?

I'm going on right now Dana is setting some world records. Yeah, I don't know why that's happening

I don't understand. I've seen plenty of cars selling Kissimmee in the past 24 hours that are mind-blowing

I sold the freaking Porsche 918 for five and a half million dollars

Did you know that we looked at that car at 3.2 and passed and that's just mind-blowing to me because I

My buddy here now is bought one one year ago for like less than two

Yeah, but it's got to be a white sock and it's got to be this and that and that was a paint to sample

But so what I mean a rising tide lifts all that that's why I told my buddy that's got a 918

I said you can update your personal financial statement at least half a million dollars off of that comp all day long

Oh, I'm glad we're talking about this. We should do this right now. Here's what happened chip foos car came into gas monkey buys

He's out of town

It goes to our backup guy Jason love that he and I both use

And Jason so I had to make the decision with Jason while Richard was out of town

I was out of town and we bought this car for 140 thousand dollars and when Richard came back

He said dude, why'd you pay 140 thousand? I said well Jason said it was right. It'll work. He said I don't think it'll work

So we've been saying all along. I was like, hey, don't worry about it

Don't worry about it. Well, the car is going across the block on next Saturday

And I told Richard I said it's coming up. Do you want to be 50% of the loss or 50% of the gain?

You didn't have anything to do with this. It's not your fault. It's my fault

So I want I don't want to be part of the loss, but I would like to be part of the game

So you do have an inkling in your brain that it might be a game

Being that it's a Saturday car. Is it any afternoon? I'm sure I mean it's not going to be in the evening

It's not expensive enough and and and being it's chips

Build

I know you're putting me on the spot on purpose, but absolutely

Well chip did say that he would come rep it and I have not asked him about that or reminded him about that

So I will bump him to see if he wants to do that

I'd rather

Hold a favor that I that that you know if I'm going to call a favor on him

I'd rather it be something else

Not that this couldn't make a big because his repping could make a $30,000 difference

I think it could make a $50,000 difference and it is the right car. I mean, I got no problems with the car at all

It's beautiful. It's it's correct. It's good. Um, it's just uh

Where's it gonna fall? So now that you've made your decision and you're taking the ride

I will put my cards on the table and explain to you why I called you again

And offered you this one more time

Because I'm with you. Okay, but I've been watching me come to semi and I've been watching these prices

Change on some of the great stuff. I'm like, uh, this car's got a little bit better chance based off of the market

That we're seeing right now and Kissimmee than it had before

Well, we've got two problems or two go ahead go ahead

Now kind of there's two factors in it. Go ahead with your your two factors and I'll I'll tell you my point

There's two factors in it. It costs four or five hundred thousand dollars to get a car built now

And there's also not enough craftsmen doing it. Uh, there's not enough shops like mine

Or chips or choice or anybody's that can turn them out

In any set of speed either

Uh, we're in a in an international we want right now

Satisfaction, so

You know, you're better to pay three hundred thousand dollars for something that's like what that is what you want

And and and have it today, you know, uh, otherwise you're gonna pay five six hundred thousand and have it in two years

Maybe however, did you see ken diggits three cars run?

At meekam in all no-sale. I did not see that. He thinks his cars are, you know

800 to million million two stuff like that

And uh, I love his cars. I'm not gonna say that they're not worth that

I just I don't know if I would pay that the guy from graveyard cars

Was it graveyard cars turley that called an earlier junkyard junkyard?

Junkyard cards. I think something mess. He had a discovery show

Uh, junkyard empire. Do you know him? He was on discovery. No, I don't

Um, I don't remember that. He's probably on motor trend, but um, I don't remember that show

He said the same thing everybody says whenever their show left is when the the network crashed

He just called in to sell me a car out of nowhere

It happened to be a dump truck and I was like out of all the great cars

You know, you want to call me on a dump truck that shows where I've fit in your brain on the food chain

But anyway, so we've got I've I've sent six cars out there

uh

I mean, I I already told him earlier in the show. I don't know. It's not that big

I mean

Are youtube audience and our radio audience? I mean, they cross over a little bit but nothing like the youtube audience, but

I'm I well, I won't say it

But you know what i'm talking about

Um, how are the guys are they are they uh, how's the ferrari come along?

The ferrari, yes

well

Well, since we didn't make it, uh, he said uh, I let him I let him have the weekend, but uh

It's it's a car now. I mean drive shafts everything wheels tires are here

It's it's going to be a a moving vehicle probably by next friday

Yeah, it's amazing. We're excited about it. It's turning not even better than we thought after they completely rebuilt it and

um

It'll I'm I'm super excited about that actually motivated enough. Did you see the pictures I sent you a minute ago?

I did you were trying to make it into a lamborghini, uh hurricane

And uh gallardo off-road thing

So the key the one something we don't have in our skill set

Is a frame fabricator a tube fabricator and I know your guys can do it, but your guys are super busy

Is that a is that a real skilled craft or can a guy that?

Do I need to be real picky about the person I have build the the tube frame for it?

I would and we can have josh maybe sketch out what you need to do and and have somebody do it

But yeah, crunch zones and where the weight's going to hit and you know

That's that's serious stuff because you can get yourself hurt real bad

And what what shop equipment do you need to be able to build it?

Obviously a cutter and a welder duh, but as far as big machinery you need a rail bender, but can you bend those rails?

Yeah, I'd go to bailey industrial and and get they've got everything you need

Um, they they're the ones that have been supplying me for 15 years

And you guys are you guys are doing a

Tell me about your my guys asked if they could attend you and bailey are doing a shop or a course or something

Yeah, I believe it's in april. We're doing a metal shaping class. We did one last year too

It's a two-day class on a friday and a saturday and uh, they bring

A ton more equipment to add to all of my equipment and

Everybody gets to learn from them some of the best metal fabricators on the planet

That's pretty cool. That's one of the neatest tricks in the bag

Watching whatever what y'all do over there the the cows and the

and the

Fenders and the things you've fabricated for that ferrari. That's where it gets out of my I'm like, I can't get my brain around

The wing setup really came out like I had it in my head. So I'm pretty stoked on that

So you guys real quick

I'll give you a plug because that's what I'd want to plug if I was on your show

You guys are doing a giveaway of a lamborghini

Off-road. Oh god stretch to strato. Is that right?

So rado. Yeah, it ends in two weeks

As of today, we uh overlap

So if you if you go to gasmugi garage.com and buy anything you get entries to win

Either the lamborghini strato or a 2026 Cadillac blackwing

And you're entered for both cars

And you asked me if we wanted to do the show from the ice house

On the 31st and I asked the guys and they said yes, so let's do it

Let's do that and in what what else I'm having a car show also

Uh, it's going to be a big car show. Um, I will have some, um

Information on how to sign up for that and uh, so we'll have a big car show going on from 10 to 1 10 to 2

And uh, you'll be doing your show from 8 on and I'll be there and it should be fun

And I'll be there and we'll have some buyers too if y'all want to sell anything

You bring some cars over gas monkey ice house January 31st saturday

I'm gonna kind of hide for a little while because my job that I have to do on the charity car

Is it like seven so okay after seven thirty I can get crazy. All right. That was richard rollins from gasmugi garage and uh

This is the john clay wolf show. We got bobo. We've got jd ryan

We've got michael turley pre-k and homeschool kyle running the video gear and we will be right back

Remember you can stream it at jcw show.com. This this show is brought to you by give me the ven

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Yeah, we're back back to the john clay wolf show presented by give me the ven dot com

Thanks for making us number one the new toyota land cruiser looks like the

90s

Zuzu trooper there. Oh, I see that. Yeah, I said it

No, you're right. They really do it all icono down

Shout out to the wolf pack fan club

Thank you guys for hanging in there and I was asking

There's a handful y'all like 35 people that are paying five dollars a month to be in the membership deal on our youtube

And I was asking our guys. What do they get for five dollars a month?

He said like they get a little star and a color

On their youtube chat. I'm like

That's not enough, but 35 people isn't enough to be doing separate

Stuff so I kind of feel guilty. I like want to turn that off or figure out something we could do more

Send them some gear

Yeah, I mean

I didn't want to spend I mean the the gear cost 20 bucks and then the shipping's 15 or 20 and

Never mind. I'll dump that you want me to dump it real quick. No, it's fine

It's just um, I just wonder if there's anything else we could do on the side where members

Have different content than other people, but I don't know

But thank you guys for doing that. That's cool. Um, go to Rob's bank account. Yeah, right. I look

Uh

800 800 7234 800 800 radio. What do you want to do? I say you do some uh

You just lost a listener because I think we have a couple and then we have a jeer john letter too

I love those. Oh, yeah, okay. Oh, dude. You just lost a listener first

You just lost a listener. I'm not really mad at you, but this guy's mad at AI

I can't stand how much this AI BS is being shoved down our throats

If you squares had any critical thinking skills, you would be able to solve whatever problems Robo, bitch

Is wasting thousands of gallons of water to solve

He went pretty deep on this. Yeah, what's next? Are you going to ask AI to wipe your behind for you?

Have fun riding your brains and that and that's pathetic. Stop dug the rug

Rukter in the Oklahoma trucker

I'm screwed up in all kinds of ways, but I'm not a square square. We have dear john

Oh, yeah, this is a fun one actually

This is stephanie miller actually she's I've got a car john and a story to give you

I'm a nudist here in florida. There you go. I really

Want to deal with you guys had give me the ven a 2016 toyota avalon with only 40 000 miles

Maintained and garage john there's money here to be made and this is just too much car for me

It's a avalon

Anyway, I promise i'm great entertainment. You should call me up and my nudist and a paranormal investigator

Oh, stephanie miller in florida. We're going to start with the nudist pictures send those and then we'll go from there

Caleb in kansas city, you've got a 70 torino two-door base 302

Paint is okay needs a headliner wants 14 5

So it's not a 429 cobra jet four speed, which is a whole different animal and it's not a 351 four speed

Which is a whole different animal

It's a regular rig

And it needs paint because you wouldn't say paint is okay if it didn't need paint

I mean to be like to be like the high level it's going to have to paint job. That's 10 grand

Dude i'm it needs a headliner

That's fine. The headline is no big deal if that's if that's it, but I mean it's probably a 10 grand or five seven grand rig

Normally whenever we take what people want for it and cut that number in half

That's typically the right number

So go to give me the vent.com and load it up. Let me take a look and I need to see the paint if I've got a paint and it's five

Because paint's expensive. Okay. Got you. Thank you 800 800 7234 800 800

Radio this guy stole a bulldozer in the Nevada tried to run over some cops and he found out the hard way again

Not a good idea

Here's some 911 calls from the incident along with the officer's body camera recording by the way everybody lived through this

So got number 15 Mike. I have a guy trying to feel like

He rolled over the police car

About 10 days ago on the news on national feed. Sure

I mean, well, you know bulldozer running rolling over the top of police car

Anyway, no officers were hurt and this guy got a couple of bullets, but he's fine. He just got a couple

He feels a lot better. Yeah, he's decided to focus

All right

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