#540 John Clay Wolfe Show 01.31.26

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Good morning, everybody.

New people?

Hi.

We're live.

It's not recorded for once in your life.

Coast to coast.

Good morning, America.

Hey, I get people.

I'm jumping into, behind the scenes real quick, but I get people that send emails often wanting

to come work for us in the car side of things.

And I do need someone that knows classic and collector cars, that lives in Dallas, Fort

Worth, or will move to Dallas from Fort Worth.

California?

Yes.

Also, we've got a good office there.

But I really need somebody that will bid these cars and knows what's in the current market.

And I think it needs to be an older guy that knows this stuff real well.

If you're retired and you just are an encyclopedia and really know this stuff and you want to

sit at the office and just work on a salary, it won't be a big salary, but you'll be

very ... If you hang out at the ... Have people come by the nursing home to say

hi to you and dance for you, you can come over and do the same for us and help us with

some of these classic and collector cars, because there's so many intricacies, a walking

Venn number guy.

Anyway, but young guys too, if you know it, like the Tommy guy that works for us.

He's good.

He's not that old.

He knows that stuff pretty well.

But go to givemethevenn.com, click careers, or just go to GMTV garage and click email

John.

It'll go straight to my desk.

But yeah, that side of our business is growing and I need more people that know that art and

know how to bid those cars, because computers can't do it.

No, but that's on the classic and collectible side.

We also have some openings in other part of the offices, if you want.

We have an office in Baton Rouge, if you want to be ... Isn't an inspector working

for Mike?

Buyer.

Also, Mount Juliet in Tennessee, a little near Nashville.

New office there, yes.

It's outside Nashville.

That's a new one.

Did we get a new one?

We got it up there at the location.

Okay.

Because I think we'd be better off in Nashville.

We can do that at cost ... I mean, if one ...

We have 37 offices around the country.

I'd rather be in Nashville, but even in Mount Juliet, Tennessee, we have a set up right

now.

Right now.

It's ready to go.

Okay.

And we should get some stories out of this.

Northern Philly.

Oh, no, that's true.

For Washington.

Actually, it's in Fort Washington, so those three places we're looking for, folks.

Yeah.

Philadelphia.

There are some interesting folks out there.

Well, can you imagine?

Well, we're starting out a new station out there.

Yep.

Yeah, we are.

No, I mean, it's ... Yep, we are.

When is that?

Is that next week?

Yeah.

WMMR or something?

W102.9 FM.

Yeah, it's a good one.

Yeah.

Classic Rock of Philadelphia.

Yeah, yeah.

So we need somebody in Philly.

We need to have Pauli start joining the show more too, because he is an awesome

co-host, and he's an awesome Philly accent, and he's funny, and he's got that

sick-ass Philly humor that, you know, like throw batteries at you kind of humor.

That's funny.

A lot of folks in Philly are upset this week, actually.

Very upset about a snowplow driver.

You hear the story?

GiveMeTheVin.com or JC ... No, here's three websites to remember for what we're just

talking about.

GiveMeTheVin.com.

Click careers.

JCWShow.com.

Click email John, I think, or GMTV Garage, which is the classic collector side.

Click email John.

Okay, in Philly, a lot of times when there's a snowstorm in major cities, it's illegal

to park on the street, because the plows have to come through, and they got to move everything.

So if you're parked on the street, you're actually breaking the law.

But so a lot of folks in Philly, very upset this week about a snowplow driver, reprimanded

after he posted the video.

That's the problem.

He posted a video of him deliberately bearing cars that were parked on the street and

laughing.

That ain't so Philly.

It's so Philly.

If we're going to bag hard on Philly, we got to do it this week.

This guy cut number two.

If your car looked like this, just go ahead and get back in the house.

Just go in the house.

Ain't no need for you to be outside today.

If I can't drive, you can't drive.

Happy snow day, ****.

Allegheny don't need to go nowhere.

Go in the house.

Did you get the clip, the hung that I sent you last night of the lady in Canada talking

about snowplows and snow?

I did not.

No.

Okay.

I sent it to you and Bobo.

Did you get it, Bob?

Okay.

We'll get it later, but it's a very, very, very funny viral clip about snowplows.

But again, that's part of the thing.

Don't park on the streets if it's snowing.

I love that guy's laugh.

He was great.

There's a lady sitting there trying to dig her car out and he's just plowing snow right

back on him.

Yeah, she's literally trying to get out of her car and he's just, nope, not today.

Go back in the house.

Speaking of snowstorm stuff, where's pre-K and Bobo?

I haven't seen him.

I haven't seen him all week.

I haven't even heard from Bobo all week.

That's very, very strange.

You know, he just peter's off, but didn't they get stuck in the ice?

Yes.

The last message I sent was Saturday, last communication I had with him.

When I left, I made it through and I'm like, hey, if you guys, you know, the roads aren't

great.

It's not ideal, but you can get through now.

If you leave now.

That was 12 o'clock on Saturday.

So you left and they did not?

Correct.

That was it.

Correct.

Three o'clock.

Okay, let me get this.

Last Saturday, I was in Scottsdale.

Y'all are here.

Texas had an ice storm.

You tell everybody, you do the West Coast hour.

Correct.

So you get done at one o'clock central and you said, if you guys want to get

out of here, you better go now.

Yes.

I left.

And you made it?

Made it.

It took a long time.

It took an hour and a half longer than normal, which you drive slow.

But it is kind of fun.

Oh, yeah.

It's a blast.

It slides into you.

It's not a matter of your skills.

It's everybody else that cannot drive.

Like, are you talking about women again?

Yeah.

I didn't say anything about women.

J.D.

You didn't even hold on.

Talk about Asians.

All right.

I didn't say anything about Asians.

I didn't say a word.

Wait.

But they can't drive.

You didn't even try.

I didn't even try because I've watched the weather.

Yeah, but you could have stayed the night and then left when I left.

You would have made it no problem.

Are you insane?

I have a two-wheel drive.

You could have.

You know what?

Our daddy didn't give me a four-wheel drive vehicle to drive home, Mike.

There's an all-wheel drive.

I was from General Motors, didn't you?

I was smart enough to know what was going on.

Oh, you took the Audi.

I was smart enough to know what was going on, too.

That's why I was at home.

Yeah, but you could have made it.

Okay.

So you guys, you left and drove home on the ice.

They stayed.

And then they got stuck.

So did they try to leave later in the day?

And they couldn't make it up the hills?

Correct.

That is correct.

It's Sunday.

They tried to pick it up, which was Sunday.

I thought it was Saturday.

I mean, Saturday.

Or maybe it's late Saturday.

I think it was Sunday.

I'm pretty sure.

Last, because that was the last communication.

Like I heard from Kyle that he had to have his dad help Bobo get unstuck from the

hill over here.

Okay.

And that was it.

And that was the last communication.

I know we had a transport driver come in here in a big truck and had to stay

for a couple of days in his sleeper because he couldn't get out.

That's funny.

It's weird that they can get in and not get out.

We're in the hill country.

I mean, that should tell you.

Don't do it.

It's pretty steep.

Difference in smart and lucky.

Mike, you got lucky.

No, I left.

Right in time.

So Bobo and Pre-K got stuck.

They spent a couple of nights here.

Yeah.

Well, we've got, is there a video or something?

It was on my laptop.

We were looking at a security camera.

Desktop.

Yeah.

There's a video that they, it just says Blair Wolf is all it says.

You want to run it?

Videos are hard to play on the radio.

Yeah.

What we can do is if you go to the YouTube stream, our show stream.

Where is that?

It's JCWShow.com.

Why do you always look at me?

Why do I always have to do it?

You guys always look at me and okay, John, now is when you have to set it all up.

I got 50 people around me and I got to set everything up.

Because we don't want to step on you if you're about to say it.

I don't want to step all over me.

JCWShow.com.

That's on your internet, JCWShow.com and go to our.

If you're driving on the ice right now, look down at your phone and put in JCWShow.com.

Or don't.

Or don't, just go to this website and check this video out coming up here in a minute

because we're about to go to break.

When we go to break and in 60 seconds, we're going to play this SOS video from Pre-K

and Bobo from when they got stuck at the ranch.

And then after that is the, after this music break, we're going to come back

to the lightning round where the cars get bit on the air for just a couple of minutes.

Peter in Tuttle, Oklahoma, I see you there, but you're the only one sitting there.

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pre-k, there's no way that a 26 model has 160,000 miles on it.

You keep smoking that grass.

You're not even paying attention.

Richard, how many miles are on your truck on your 26 Silverado?

It's 160 miles on it.

He put 160k, which means thousand.

But that's why you don't-

No, no, no.

100x, no.

160.

Oh, I get you.

But that's why you don't use drugs is because if you were listening to that, you think,

hang on, 26, it's just turned 26.

Anyway, why don't you like it?

You just bought it.

Did you buy it for your dad and he can't drive it or something?

I just bought it.

It was going to be a fixer upper and I just, you know, played drunk pretty much

and just have some unexpected bills come in.

So I got other trucks.

I just need to get rid of this one.

Wait, did you say this is going to be a fixer upper?

No, like a play toy pretty much.

I was going to put like lights and stuff and, you know, just making a cool looking truck.

But I just ain't got the time for it right now.

So I just need to cash out on it.

What did you pay for it?

Uh, close to 53.

Okay.

And the dealers hitting it 43 and a half to 10,000 back.

Now, does 53 include taxes?

Yes, that was, that was everything included.

So you probably paid 48.

Somewhere in 49, somewhere in that neighborhood with all the taxes and stuff.

Yeah.

Came out to 52.

It's a change.

Go to gimmethevend.com and load it up.

Let me take a look.

I've got to look at invoice.

I got to look at rebates on these new cars.

What matters is you've got sticker and then you've got rebates.

And that's the real cost and then obviously the difference between sticker and invoice

and hold back.

You got to strip all the fluff out of it and see what true actual invoice is and then

depreciate it a little bit so that the new car dealer that buys it will, because there's

no, they're not in that high demand where they're going to pay over cost for them.

Yeah.

Yeah, for sure.

And if the dealers at 43 and a half.

Do you remember what sticker was, what sticker price was?

Sticker was, I believe from Monument Chevrolet, it was showing like 55 to 56.

And you think you gave 48?

Minus the rebates.

Yeah.

Minus the rebates and stuff they have for new cars and stuff.

Yeah.

Send me that car and put the dealer, hit me at 43 and a half and let me do a little

research and see if we can improve that.

Yeah.

Because I had a, all right, I'll do that.

Thank you.

It was a 19 Hyundai Sonata, 22,000 miles.

It was a gift, but he doesn't like it.

Was 2013, how long ago was it a gift, Peter?

About nine months ago.

Who gave it to you?

Other school I work at, all the kids, the seniors.

They gave you a car?

Yeah, man, they love me.

That's pretty cool.

Oh yeah.

Oh, sure.

What are you doing?

Yeah, man.

What do you do for the school?

I was just maintenance for a while, now I'm at the high school.

I just work there all the time now.

Okay.

So you're the maintenance man at the high school and the kids got

together and gave you a car?

Yes, sir.

And what, I've never heard of such.

So what prompted them to do that?

Did you need a car?

Oh yeah, man.

My son passed away.

He was in the hospital for a while.

He had a brain tumor and I never owned a cell phone in my life.

And he hooked me up with one before he passed, so I could call him in the hospital and stuff.

But I'd go see him every day in my car and the car I was driving was the 924 Taurus 3.0

and it's been totaled hit and everything else, but I still got it and it still drives.

So they got you a car to go see your kid?

I mean that was the reason for it.

I mean they love you, yes.

That's why they did it.

But I was like, there has to be a story here somewhere and now you're sharing it.

How long ago did your son pass away?

About a year and a half ago.

Well, I'm sorry about that.

I'll tell you what I think.

You got a 13 Sonata with 20,000 miles and it's paid for, right?

22,5, sir.

22,5.

I got you.

But it's paid for.

Yes, sir.

I wouldn't do a damn thing.

I would keep that car, I'd keep driving it and I mean it's not going to break down on

you.

It's got great miles.

Why don't you like it?

Because it's too low to the ground, man.

I don't know how to use nothing in it because like I said, I don't know nothing about cell

phones.

I'm from Oklahoma, you know that.

Right.

I mean, hang on now.

I'll kid them aside.

Now I'm feeling for you.

We got to help this guy.

He's from Oklahoma.

He doesn't know how to use a cell phone.

Now, I know how to use a cell phone, but I don't know how to hook it up or I don't know

any buttons.

I figured out how to turn the radio on and that's all I got and I listened to you

all the time on Saturdays, me and my wife and my dog, man, we're all into it.

The car's a 13 Sonata with 20,000 miles.

I'm thinking 10,000 right off the top of my head.

Go to GiveMeTheVin.com, but you need something else to drive.

I got my other car, my Junker, my 92 Ford Taurus.

You're going to go back to that junk.

You can take the girl out the hood, but you can't take the hood out the girl.

Welcome to Oklahoma.

All right.

Well, I appreciate your time.

Yeah, we're just in T.O. this time.

Thank you.

Really, I mean, I'm not taking your situation lightly.

I'm trying to keep you smiling until it's real.

All right.

It's all good.

Thinking about you, brother.

Bye.

My name's John Clay Wolfe.

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A new study finds that men's desire for sex peaks in their late 30s and early 40s, while

for some reason women's desire for sex peaks after watching a few episodes of Gay Hockey.

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What is Gay Hockey?

Good morning, brother.

There's a TV show on, what's it called, Charlie?

It's on HBO and I cannot watch it.

Is it called Gay Hockey?

No.

I can't remember the name of the show.

I saw, like, a brief minute.

A competition or something.

Everybody's talking about it.

And I knew the first time I saw that blurb on my Macs app, that looks like a gay show.

What does a gay show look like?

They're pretty guys.

They got this angry look at them and they're looking right at each other.

And it's 98% hate and 2% whee.

Yeah, they look very, like, they're gazing into each other's eyes.

Aggressively.

Where does hockey come in?

Do they play hockey?

Because they play hockey.

Oh, so they're gay guys who play hockey?

Yes, which is very controversial.

Yeah, I would think so.

They'll puck you.

Did you see the thing where the gay guys are talking?

Hello!

Hi, everybody!

You know, they're just really fruity.

Over the top.

And then when they come out of sedation,

hey, mom, I can't feel, I don't feel really good.

So it shows that, like, when they're coming out of sedation

and they're not trying to put on that act and that voice,

they have a normal non-filly, you know, I don't mean Philadelphia.

Like, Philly, like a female, like a baby horse.

Okay.

Yeah.

They lose their Philly status.

I think most gay guys...

So they're thinking about it to make it happen.

Would tell you that they put that, what do you call it, affectation on

when they speak sometimes in words.

Big word on JD.

Wow!

How about that?

Affectation.

You would know your brother, B.J. Ryan.

Oh, Jesus.

I mean, he acts like it too, doesn't he?

Or is it into the neck?

Come here, B.J.

B.J., you there?

I have to say, boys, it was my big brother, JD,

that taught me about affectation.

No, but when you go in public,

because we would always go to church,

we were messed to this.

Okay.

But now tell them how you really talk

when Dad would walk in the room.

And he would say,

Yeah.

When you're in church in front of the church ladies,

always smile and be happy and shake hands and be nice.

But when Father would come into my room,

he'd say,

Father?

What are you up to, B.J.?

And I'd say,

Hello, Father.

Let me be close.

How are you today?

And he would say, fine.

What's wrong?

I'd say, nothing, Father.

He made me cry.

JD never made me cry.

Do you think that your mom overdid you and made you gay?

Yes.

She was from that generation though.

She was in love with Diana Ross.

Did she dress you a lot,

like keep your little bow tie on?

Can you keep a secret?

Sure.

Don't tell my brother, JD.

He used to dress me up as all three Supremes.

Oh, wow.

On a rotating basis.

Oh, wow.

Every Saturday at 9.45,

because JD would watch half of the Tarzan Batman Hour

and then go outside and play.

I got the makeup.

I look horrible in a dress.

I'm not a drag queen.

I'm a man.

God sakes.

But it was fine.

We played makeup and we had tea parties.

You and your mom?

What about your sister?

Did you have a sister?

No.

Thank God.

My sister put, she did me up a few times

and I was too young and dumb to know better.

And I'm a little mad at her for it.

Did you have a little lisp after it too?

No, no.

But I had a little lipstick on.

You know, my sister put me like in a dress

and dressed me up like a girl when I was about three.

I have weird vague memories of something like that.

My sister was always four years older than me.

So you get the brunt of a lot of like her special interest stuff.

I feel like we're in therapy here.

We are.

Thank you all very much.

So we've offended the gays.

We've offended the hockey fans.

We've offended Oklahoma.

Who else?

Why would anybody be offended?

Because you're making fun.

We're not making fun.

We're discussing it in our own little way

and it is our freedom to do that.

Oh, there you go.

Here we go.

Freedom.

Do you have George Michael freedom you can play?

Speaking of gays.

And you died, right?

Yes.

You got the Oklahoma folks mad at you.

Oh, really?

Yep.

You just lost a listener.

Oh, Michael Turley.

My internet's out.

So I'm setting that up.

But we can do that.

You just lost a listener now.

All right.

Do we have something for that?

Yes, we do.

You just lost a listener.

Robbie Brandenburg from Oklahoma City.

You folks from Texas really think your guide's

blessing to America, huh?

Yes.

I hear you constantly talking crap about

Oklahoma and I got five reasons that

Oklahoma is better than Texas.

Number one, we know the value of a good truck,

John.

Oh, wow.

Number two, we're further away from

Mexico.

I don't know what that means.

Number three.

That's racist in itself.

No, it is.

We're not full of fruits like Austin.

That's where BJ lives.

They got a point there.

Number four, our women are more beautiful.

And that's just, dude.

No.

And there's a benefit to having less teeth.

I'll leave it at that.

He wrote this.

You got a comedic.

You just lost a listener.

He wrote this, correct.

And five, and this one is true.

Legal weed.

They do have legal weed.

Yeah.

Cut the cowboy crap.

Take a trip up north and I'll help you

lose all your money in one of our

casinos.

You Texans are all had no cattle.

P.S.

Your brisket is dry and flavorless.

That was the worst hit of all.

I know, right?

Your brisket is dry.

You got no brisket in Oklahoma.

You got no brisket.

Oklahoma.

If it wasn't for the Indians,

you wouldn't even be there.

That might be true.

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Frank, you've got a 19 RS5 coupe.

So it's a coupe, not a wagon-looking thing.

Hatchback.

It's got 59,000 miles.

Yeah.

Car's worth about $33,000.

It says you want $40,000.

Well, as close to it as possible.

I need to get a truck.

I don't really want to get rid of it,

but I need to get a truck.

Okay.

Well, I'll give $33,000 if you want to sell it,

and it's got a clean car.

All right.

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I saw Michael Anthony in his...

Um, I got him...

Kitchen.

No, his car...

Um, no, mad.

Oh.

At Fuse's shop.

Really?

Last week.

Michael Anthony is a big deal in my world.

Oh, you saw it in person.

Yeah.

Oh, how'd that go for you?

It was good.

Like, did we get a little nervous and stuff?

No, it was cool.

Yeah.

It'll be in our video that's coming out in a couple of weeks.

You know, I was on the road for a week.

We have five different videos that we got out of that.

Oh, wow.

I mean, it was a lot.

I just had them really follow me do everything.

And we did a lot.

And you went on a car buy in Utah, went to Barrett Jackson, went on a business thing

at the thermal raceway in Palm Springs, or it's in thermal California next to Palm Springs.

This guy, gazillionaire with car barn with race cars, it was ridiculous.

Looked like something Jeffrey Epstein would be running.

I mean, it was like over the top.

Then we went to the wheel guy, walked through a wheel factory, showed how he makes these

custom wheels.

Fuss's wheel guy, then went over to Fuss's place, went to Mannheim, California.

I mean, it is a lot.

So those guys have five weeks worth of videos in the can.

They're going to be busy.

Those videos are working.

Yeah.

They're really cool.

At least, did you say we got our YouTube award?

Yes.

In fact, John.

You did?

Yeah.

Hand this to you here.

I got to blow it up with Tanner.

We have the Tanner at the back.

Oh, wow.

You finally get your award from YouTube.

You're going to blow it up.

It's the box that comes in.

Yeah.

I mean, did you already look at it?

I might have.

They used to be bigger than this.

Yeah.

I was underwhelmed.

Yeah?

Yes.

That's what she said.

Oh, it's not even made of metal, is it?

No.

Is it made of plastic?

Kind of felt like it.

Yeah.

It would be easy to blow up.

Yeah.

Huh.

100,000 subscribers, silver button.

That's good.

I like it.

840 people online right now.

The whole thing's really working.

It's weird this YouTube deal finally took off.

It's growing us into a new audience and doing what we always plan it would do.

Having fun doing it, it's a lot of work.

But for now, I'll keep doing it.

It's giving me new energy.

I was thinking it's going to be something big and just heavy.

Heavy.

Yeah.

I mean, think about how much money they made on me on commercials.

Apparently, they've changed.

They used to be that way.

Yeah.

But now the next goal is the million.

Yeah.

It's a gold button.

That would be cool.

Yeah.

That's a lot of people.

I know it's a lot of people.

I'll tell you what, people don't subscribe to channels like they used to because

the algorithms, AI shows you what you want to see.

Do you notice when you're scrolling now?

Oh, sure.

It's presenting to you what you like.

So you don't have to follow or subscribe on socials anymore to get what you like.

That's interesting.

It knows what you like.

I know what you like.

Dude, weird stuff.

You say something and Alexa hears you say it.

Yeah.

And then it shows up on the phone.

The videos pop up.

Yeah.

Very strange.

Snow.

That's all I've been having on my TikToks and stuff like that.

It's like snow plows and this and that.

I'm like, are you a snow weirdo?

Well, no.

I mean, just because it's been in the news and obviously it's been a topic for

everybody too and I've actually seen some sledding videos and stuff like that.

I mean, I love this kind of weather.

Sounds like it.

Oh, God, I love it.

You brought back the kid to me.

I went out.

Turley sports toboggan.

Yeah.

My winter wiener was going crazy.

I went outside as soon as that Sunday and took the wife.

We went and grabbed a little saucer slide because there's two things you have

to have from the Northeast.

Even if you're here, a shovel, snow shovel and a sled.

Got that.

Took that out and went down a hill.

It was black.

So I called Turley yesterday morning or day before at the office when I get there

and said, hey, get somebody that's on salary to go out in the back, go to the

store, get a shovel and straighten out this rear entrance of the company door.

I said, this is an absolute ice skate.

Somebody's fixing to die.

And then who did you send?

Well, I called Danielle and said, hey.

Oh my God.

He did the same thing I did.

He just gave it to somebody else.

I said, do we have anything?

She goes, yeah, I think we have some leftovers.

Like, well, let's just get a sign up.

Leftover salt and there's like a shovel or something like that.

I was like, well, we just got to get it cleared out.

There's a spatula.

I was busy.

But they didn't do it.

I mean, they did the beginning of the door, but the trail out to the parking

lot was still ice Frank.

I'm surprised nobody ate it and died and sued you.

They would have sued me.

I'd have told them to sue you.

Just use common sense if you see ice.

Don't walk on it.

Yeah, but there's no way not to when that's the interest of the building.

I mean, you just go home then because it's all around.

The other side is clear.

It's fine to come in.

I didn't notice it because I go to the other side.

It's bad.

Real bad.

800-800-723-4800-800 radio.

Bad enough that J.D.

I'm sorry, J.D.

Bobo and Pre-K had to stay here for how many nights?

Till five days.

Till Tuesday.

Yeah, five nights here.

What did you all do?

And I came on Thursday.

Yeah, you came Thursday from Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday.

Well, it worked.

I mean, I'll tell you one thing.

Pre-K, when he's up in the morning, he hits that desk at nine

and he did it till six on Monday.

And we saw our chance to get out around 3.30 on Tuesday.

Did you take a joke?

Is that when you got out?

Yeah.

They got snowed in out here at the studio.

It's very hilly on the way and very like, like ski slope hilly.

Yeah.

Roller coasters.

And we had a good time.

We had plenty of groceries.

Did you try to go down and come back up to more gradual slope?

I did.

I tried it twice on Sunday.

Mm-hmm.

And the first time I didn't make it, didn't have enough momentum.

So I reversed back down, tried it again and didn't quite make it.

And I was going to do it again and reversing back out.

I got a little too close to the left side and bottomed out on a rock.

That's good for the new car.

Why didn't you grab that four-wheel drive Toyota?

The famous Mark Cuban came and drugged me out.

Why didn't you grab that four-wheel drive Toyota?

What four-wheel drive Toyota?

My four-wheel drive Toyota with big tires on it.

This black that's out there says W6 Ranch on the side.

Oh, I can imagine how that'd go over.

It'd be fun.

Okay.

Well, I appreciate it.

Next time I'm stuck, I will certainly do it if the car is here.

You know, I wasn't...

I bet the guys had it up at the house or something.

I bet they were hiding it from you.

They don't like you.

I wasn't worried about the situation at all.

I mean, we had plenty.

But Pre-K was a little edgy by Sunday.

Well, yeah.

Yeah, because he couldn't sleep.

Because he couldn't sleep.

Why couldn't he sleep?

Oh, you want to tell us Pre-K?

Did you get cabin fever with Bobo's been in 72 hours in this barn dough?

You know, me and Bobo get along great.

We both love movies.

So we watched a lot of movies and all that.

Yeah, we did.

But yeah, whenever nighttime comes and Bobo's a loud nighttime guy keeps the radio going

and snoring and all that.

But I've learned to deal with that.

Did he get drunk and get weird with you?

No, not at all.

I've seen that.

I have seen that.

No, Bobo gives a great back.

Not gay weird.

Like, how weird is this going to get?

But yeah, no, it was all cool.

But he brought his cat Zeke with him.

Oh.

Meow.

That's right.

Well, I take back to not gay weird.

Meow.

Yeah, let's just say Zeke likes to meow every hour on the hour.

Oh, no.

And it's a loud meow.

It's a meow.

Oh, is that right?

So yeah, I did my best, you know.

Did you not go get on a four wheeler and grab fun?

We got four wheelers?

We got plenty.

How did y'all, there was no food here.

Like, there's like scraps.

What did y'all eat?

Look, we did what we had to do, man.

You know, I might have had to go out in the woods and grab something myself.

You know, there are animals around here.

Yeah, there is the donkeys.

Did y'all think about killing the donkeys?

I'm dear to you.

And there's a Dodge truck up there at my house.

It's four wheel drive diesel.

There's four wheelers.

There's the Toyota four wheel drive.

I mean, golly.

Nobody told me to do that.

And we couldn't drive up to your house.

I didn't know somebody had to tell you to like save yourself.

We didn't want to walk up to that.

Why wouldn't you walk?

We weren't dying out here.

Sounds like you're pretty happy.

Listen, I survived, dude.

I abide.

The dude abides.

Oh, wait, Pre-K, did you have your stash with you?

You already know what it is.

They made it.

There you go.

The survival.

Yeah, I brought a big old box of goldfish,

snack crackers.

That thing is halfway through.

Tim in Arkansas.

What have you got, sir?

It says 65 Corvette's Grand Sport replica.

Yeah.

Grand Sport replica.

So you did a tribute to the Grand Sport.

Yeah, it was signed by Hinsky.

Yep.

It was professionally built.

I can't remember the name of the company that done it.

They're still doing it now.

I've seen some videos where these are bringing over $200,000.

Yeah, I've seen some of those videos, too.

Now, the later model ones, they put the LS motors at them now.

Hey, I had a 63-split window.

You know what that is, right?

Yep.

Full Resto mod, LS swap, the works.

It brought 125,000 at Barrett.

I saw some videos of those bringing 200, 300, a million, 700.

Mine sells for 125.

I blow 30 grand.

So the videos are about as good as the TV you're watching them on.

Have you had any other bids on this car?

No.

Well, I think Richard, Dustin was here.

And he sent some pictures of it to Richard.

And if I ain't mistaken, Richard's in the 80s.

But that's been almost a year.

Is Dustin that kid from Missouri that drives around looking for cars for gas monkey?

Yep.

He lives right above me.

Well, do this.

Go to GMTV Garage.

Click Email John.

And I'll email you back and you can attach some pictures.

And I'll take another look.

Does 85 buy it?

Because it says Richard offered 80.

No, no, it's going to be over 100.

But I'm telling you, it's only got, it's got less than a thousand miles on it.

It's been signed by Roger Pinsky.

I've got video of Roger Pinsky.

I'm not trying to beat on you.

Don't take this wrong.

I don't give a damn.

About Roger Pinsky or his, what he signed.

It makes no difference in the value of that car whatsoever.

The car does.

The car stands on its own.

Roger, who cares?

Roger owns a bunch of car dealerships.

It'd be like David McDavid signed it.

Ain't no big deal.

But the car can stand on its own.

Well, actually, Roger is the one that drove.

It's a replica of Roger's car.

When he raced?

That he raced in 65.

Yes.

I got you.

It means something to you.

It just doesn't.

I've been down that road.

It just doesn't.

Anyway, we'll, we'll, we'll skip the Roger thing.

Um, so you've got a rest.

Oh, my bill.

What did you pay for it?

Uh, actually it comes in a collection that I sold.

There was 17 cars that I sold for a gentleman.

And I got two cars left.

One is a 308 Ferrari.

That, um, that is, I have it and I have this Corvette.

Left over and I've had them for about a year now.

Is the Ferrari more than 50 grand?

Um, I don't know.

You'd have to look at it.

See what I'm doing is I got it.

Let me start over.

I got you.

You're reppin.

You're doing like Dustin.

You're a broker.

So, so is the Ferrari more than 50 grand?

Or is it back at 50 grand?

I got you.

You're reppin.

You're doing like Dustin.

You're a broker.

So, so is the Ferrari more than 50 grand?

Or is it back at 50 grand?

Uh, it's probably going to be at least 50.

Okay.

Send me pictures of the Ferrari because I've got,

I've bought and sold a few of those 308s lately.

And this other one, we'll take a look at it too.

Uh, where was I when you were selling all 17 cars?

I actually hauled them up here and put them in a local auction.

And, um, uh, it was a friend of mine.

I actually hauled them from Fort Payne, Alabama.

I got to go.

I didn't need a life story.

I just wanted to know why you really,

my point was why didn't you show me the 17 cars?

Because I like buying collections.

And if you've got a collection you want to sell guys,

I'm the checkwriter.

I'm the guy that he's trying to get to the broker,

go to GMTV garage and send me your collections.

And Tim, do the same or do the same thing.

We'll get, we'll get to you.

Um, I had something smart asked to say and I forgot what it was,

but it doesn't matter.

We'll be right back.

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I've been thinking about this.

So, you send it to me.

You send it to me.

You send an email Monday or Tuesday and said,

hey, I've been working at the ranch stuck out here for four days,

so therefore I'm not coming in for the rest of the week.

And the more I'm listening to y'all,

you are stuck out here in the ice storm.

There's two four-wheel drives right here in the tunnel.

There's a four-wheel drive Toyota truck right outside

that's a ranch rig.

There's a four-wheel drive Dodge up at the house.

There are four four-wheel drive four-wheelers

and two four-wheel drive Polaris.

You guys never got out of here.

DJ Preke had a bag full of grass

and y'all sat here and got stoned all weekend.

And that's what happened.

Let's just call it what it was.

Whatever, man.

How dare you.

You're out in sunny Scottsdale, Arizona.

Working, making videos, buying cars.

Oh yeah, I saw your motorcycle work.

No, Sunday morning I got up and went riding.

You're right.

With a client.

Sunday morning I cried.

I wept openly like a child.

I saw it.

Because I'm stuck out here.

Yeah, because you pulled that two-foot graphics hit you took.

Oh, take my car.

Yeah, that'd go over real well.

Drive that Bronco to Bowie.

Yeah, come right back.

Yeah.

What would you do at Bowie?

This place is nice.

It's where I live.

That's what I thought on Sunday.

I told Preke it's all right.

Every week we pack in groceries.

We never eat everything.

So there was plenty to eat in here.

You could have just gone to town and grabbed something.

How?

There's 50 cars here that are four-wheel drive.

We couldn't get out.

Of course you could.

We had an 18-wheeler deliver a car on.

Yeah, but that's an 18-wheeler's not a four-wheel drive Toyota

truck or a four-wheel drive Z71 sitting right here,

a four-wheel drive Dodge.

You didn't want to because you're too high.

Whatever.

Screw you, man.

Walk in my shoes.

You know what I mean?

We were fine.

I thought about it.

And if I was walking in your shoes and I really wanted to go to the

store because y'all didn't want to leave, you just would get in a four-wheel

drive truck and go to town.

It's five miles that way.

Here's what I do in a place of work.

I don't cost you a dime.

I'm here.

I do the work.

I know we're going to get out eventually.

You just keep your cool.

That's all you can do.

We've all been there.

You get that in the couch and you're like,

I'm a little hungry.

I'm a little hungry too.

We should go to town.

We got goldfish here.

I wonder if they deliver pizza, man.

JD, do you have them?

Do you and your wife have different bathrooms?

Do y'all share a bathroom?

Bathroom.

It's separate.

Totally separate.

What about you?

Do y'all have separate bathrooms?

Yeah, we share.

I mean, we share it, but yeah, we've got enough bathrooms that we

don't have to be in the same one.

Do you send your kids gone?

Do you claim a different one and just walk a little further?

Yeah.

Kind of gradually moved into that one.

Yeah.

My wife, she said something.

She said, you know what?

She said you should tell all your listeners that when we got

split bathrooms, it saved our marriage.

I didn't even think about it.

How so?

I mean, she just, I guess she was just really uncomfortable.

She's sharing a bathroom with me.

It can be a pressure point.

I mean, it wasn't for me, but.

It's not for them.

Yeah.

My wife gets mad because I'll leave the door open and stuff.

I don't care.

She's like, shut the door.

Is it about the stuff on the counter?

Maybe.

I don't know.

She said there were stinks in there and that I'm, I don't know.

It's just.

Hey, did you notice something?

My tooth is chipped.

Yeah.

What happened to that?

When did you notice that?

Earlier today.

Okay.

So it's been chipped for about a year and I did not know it.

Oh crap.

I just thought.

Yeah.

You always knew about it.

Well, I was looking at your face because you see, you almost broke your nose right

in the motorcycle.

So the tooth is my, my son noticed it at dinner.

He said, dad, your tooth is chipped and I started looking at it and he said, how

did that happen?

I said, breaking those little blue pills in half for your mama.

You told us your son this.

Oh my God.

And I explained to him that most people, you know, break their teeth like on a

fishing line or ice or something, but I'm more sporting.

But yeah, I've, this little chip in the side has been, it's been a year because I

remember about a year ago noticing, man, I kind of have an ugly tooth.

That was my feels like that's kind of ugly.

That's weird.

I didn't realize that ugly tooth and it chipped.

It just didn't hurt.

From the blue pill.

From the blue pills.

That's my guess.

I don't know.

It's not a cool story like a bottle or anything like that.

I just made it.

I made it up, Mike.

I'm trying to be funny.

That's my job.

It worked.

I'm sorry.

How's your nose, by the way?

My nose.

And I wrecked my motorcycle in Arizona on the Wildcat trail out there by

Cave Creek.

I mean, I'm barely wrecked.

What really happened?

I was falling over and there was these huge boulders and I was

like, Oh my God.

So I jumped off on my way down and face planted in and my glasses,

my sunglasses running the jammed into my nose and started

bleeding and no one said anything.

I mean, obviously I didn't, you know, like when we got off,

Joey looked at me.

He didn't say that, Hey dude, you got dried blood running down

your nose.

So I didn't think about it.

And for three hours, I was around people.

Nobody said a word.

I go back to the hotel room in Scottsdale and I'm looking in

the mirror and I'm like, Oh my God, what the hell?

And then I realized that it's been that way for hours

and nobody said a word.

Just, that gives you a little tough look to it.

It's fine.

Yeah, it happens.

But yeah, that, that trail, trail trail trail.

I mean, I fell off dude.

I went big hill climb, got to the top hill climb was like

stopped and then I lost my balance and there was nowhere

to put my foot.

So I fell over in these rocks.

It's just part of it.

I mean, if you're doing this, you're going to fall down.

I was riding like, I was riding good.

I was happy with it.

Just like the barely wrecked, you broke your foot,

the barely wrecked, you broke your shoulder.

It's barely wrecked.

No, collar bone.

It's very true that all of my injuries have been

ribs.

Dumb racks.

The foot when I was moving pretty good.

But I mean, it wasn't a big wreck.

I mean, a big wreck is going over the bars and eating crap

and hitting a tree at a high speed.

That's a big wreck.

These are dumb wrecks and they happen.

But I mean, I ride.

Once a year.

But I ride a lot and I got my hands a little bit.

Big deal.

What are y'all bitching about?

Hey, it's my body.

It's my life.

Hanging onto your coattails as tight as we can.

I love it.

Because your wife, I'm sure she's not enjoying seeing you

come home hurt every time.

It's not every time.

You sound like her.

Quit being a bitch.

It's not even close to every time.

It's about once every six months.

Okay.

But yeah, I always have scratches and stuff on me

because trees, I mean, riding in Durham across

country, this happens.

I mean, be a man.

Well, at some point she'd said if you get hurt again,

no more.

And I guess that just went away.

Well, I'm just not hurt.

You broke your foot.

Well, I mean, it's not official.

It's not X-rayed.

Because you didn't get an X-rayed.

Yeah.

And it's getting better.

Until the doctor says it ain't real.

Until the doctor shows me the X-ray.

That's right.

So why have I not gotten an X-rayed or am I right?

Because you don't want proof.

Because we can't prove it.

He's going to have missing a limb.

Oh, it's nothing.

It's just a flesh wound.

Just a flesh wound.

A Monty Python bit where they do that.

They lose an arm.

No, it's nothing.

800-800-723-4800-800 radio.

And I left, I've got two KTMs,

one's a 450, one's a 350.

I left one in California.

What's a KTM?

A KTM's a motorcycle, a dirt bike,

an off-road dirt bike.

Okay.

And I left one in California.

So when I'm out there,

because I'm going to spend more time out there

this year working,

and I'll have my bike out there

to go ride those hills.

Because that's the good stuff.

That's the good stuff.

What have you got in there, sir?

Gotta admit, let's see here.

We have a new study.

This is kind of fun.

And a little quiz to go along with it.

A new study reveals that more than one-third

of teenage boys

between the age of 11 and 17,

I'll give you three choices.

Remember, this is boys,

11 to 17,

have they one,

paid for porn,

two,

gotten drunk,

or three,

bet on sports?

Bet on sports.

All three, actually.

But this is about betting on sports.

Here's a common sense media founder,

Jim Steyer,

and a clinical psychologist

just talking about kids, young kids,

betting on sports.

Number one, Mike.

The results of this new research

are absolutely astounding

and a wake-up call for every parent,

everywhere.

One out of three boys in this country

are gambling online

before they're old enough to vote.

There's a modeling that happens here.

Some dads are the ones who are teaching it

to their kids

without realizing the slippery slope

that can come.

I do think that this is the next wave

of the mental health crisis

that will happen in teenage boys.

Mental health crisis?

What do we do every Saturday on this show?

Hmm.

We bet on sports.

I mean, you know...

Where are we standing, boss?

By the way, yeah.

There you go.

$200 some day.

I'm up $650 for the year so far.

That's a lot.

Is that a new record for us?

What was it last year?

No, it was almost $1,000.

But after taxes,

it was $800 something.

After you paid him right.

Exactly.

Through the company.

And we can make a big bet for the Super Bowl next week.

It's all for entertainment and media.

Right.

It is an expense.

But there's underdog.

This whole betting is because it's so easy now.

You can go over-unders and stuff.

So for kids, they do it and they parlay.

I don't think it's a big deal.

It teaches them a little bit about money.

Right?

Yeah, but they steal it from their mom's Apple Card

to pay their problems.

Friends.

Well, that's a different thing.

My wife's like, what the hell is this?

She's going to pay my buddy, you know, I was down.

She said, all you talk about is how much you're up.

She said, I'm not paying your gambling losses, kiddo.

You're your sons?

Yeah.

Wow.

Plurals sons.

One son.

The 16-year-old thinks that he is a professional gambler on football.

So this little article story is not far off.

No, it's not.

It's very close.

Why didn't she just pay him out of payroll?

Why don't we go to break and plug the lightning round?

Speaking of gambling, yeah.

There you go.

I'm going to gamble on your car at 800-800-7234-800-800-7234-800-800 radio.

I literally set a line on your car.

You know, I'm betting that I can sell it for just a little bit more.

And I get very close to that line.

And many times I go over that line and I'm wrong and you beat me.

That's how it works.

That's what the whole company's built on.

GimmeTheVin.com is just a big sports car betting organization.

And truth be told, that's exactly what it is.

It's all it is.

We're making predictions in the future, wondering if we're right.

How close, we think it's going to bring 13 grand.

We bid it for 12 grand.

Go to 12-3, you know, and net 200 bucks.

Take a little thing.

I mean, we do it all the time.

Every day.

Sometimes we get lucky and it goes big.

And sometimes we get unlucky and it loses 6,000.

And it happens every week.

800-800-7234-800-800 radio.

Or you can take it to Barry Jackson and blow 30,000.

Ouch.

Yeah.

Anyway, we'll be right back.

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Am I worth more?

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I'm worth a whole lot more.

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Brian in Oklahoma, you there?

Yeah.

Hard-ass Oklahoma.

Hard-ass Oklahoma and high mileage truck driver.

Why y'all?

You got to love it.

Listen, during the break, I was looking at your car,

because I was just thinking about the guys on hold

and looking at which cars.

And I went ahead and I looked at the car

and I was thinking about it.

And I was like 20 grand in my head.

And then I looked at your notes here.

22 model, F-250, 130,000 miles.

He's going to straighten me out and say,

no, it's 129.

130,000 miles, four-wheel drive crew cap.

XL, right, XL.

Once 25 grand says that he went to GimmeTheVin

and we were at 20 grand a while back.

And I was thinking to my head, 20 grand.

Yeah.

I'm still 20 grand.

All right.

Okay.

Well, it's got the GR, like,

ranch hand style bumper on it.

That's good.

It's got the 20 inch fuel wheels.

Yeah.

With some brand new Yoko Homo's.

Yoko Homo's.

Tire's the badass Yoko Homo's.

Yeah.

But.

Oklahoma and Yoko Homo's.

So does 20 grand.

No, Oklahoma ain't that.

There's 20 grand by it.

I mean, you've been trying to,

I mean, you've heard it for months.

Do you have a title or is there a pay off?

I didn't.

There's a pay off.

Yep.

I owe 50, I owe 54 for two of them.

I got two of these.

Don't farm loan.

I'll give you 21 grand.

I'll give you 21 grand just to break the,

just to be a good guy.

All right.

21.

Are we good?

Are we solid?

We done.

Let me talk to them.

Well, my brother's my business partner on everything.

We got a tree service up there.

But yeah, let me holler at him.

Y'all ever fight?

We'll probably do it.

All the time, dude.

I'm listening.

I tell him we need to get them go pro.

Cause I'm telling you, we make money.

We're worse than Orange County.

How many years between the two brothers that run the tree

service business together in Oklahoma?

And you're the young one, right?

Eight years.

Yep.

I can already tell.

And he's to know it all, but you're smarter.

No, not really.

But anyway.

Yeah.

He'll fill the damn souls out of the bucket truck at me.

And stuff.

That's great.

Thanks.

Eight years is a pretty big spread.

Were there any chitlins between you and he?

Oh.

I got a, we got a brother and a twins and I got a twin sister.

You just need to tell him you picked the wrong brother to go into business with.

You like your other brother better?

Well, the other brother's blind.

He got shot and got blinded.

Oklahoma.

How old was he when, this isn't funny, but I mean, you just can't help these stories

right themselves.

How old was your brother when he got shot?

It was 2023.

He was 40.

He's four years older than me.

He's what is he now?

Did he get blinded?

Both eyes are one.

Got shot in one, had a stroke in surgery.

Got blinded in the other one.

Was it a buck?

Was it shotgun or like what kind of gun?

No.

Jesus Christ.

He's lucky to be alive.

Well, how did this happen?

Did somebody shoot him intentionally or was it, I mean, what?

Yeah, somebody shot him.

What was he doing?

He, uh, him and that girl been in a party and got into it.

Buddy of theirs drives him home and, uh, they get that everything was cool.

And then, you know, how women are in the drinking sports.

My brother, he ain't no saint.

So, uh, they got into it again.

She do off walking.

He followed her to pick her up.

Some old boy stops and he's like, you pick her up.

I'm beating your ass too.

And he's like, I'm calling cops.

And he took off.

My brother thought she got in the truck with him.

It was dark.

He took off after and down back roads and stuff.

And they, he's trying to get around him.

Kid kept running off and then off the road.

And then they get on the black top and he gets around him.

And, uh,

So he stops.

He like blocks him.

He goes.

Yeah.

And he turns around.

Well, he turns around.

He flies way past him, turns around.

As he's pulling up, the dude shoots him.

The windshield.

Yeah.

Creedmore's typically a rifle.

The Creedmore's typically a rifle round.

Yeah, he is.

So he, he held a rifle.

Okay.

So hang on.

So did the other driver that allegedly stole the girl, but didn't.

The other driver got out.

Did he get out and like, and hold his rifle in between the door and the,

in the cab?

I'm guessing my brother's not sure.

Hit him right in the eye.

He just pulled up on the headlights.

Well, it hit, it went through the windshield, hit the stern wheel.

And I guess imploded.

And the majority of the lead though went in under his left eye.

Nicked his jugular.

Uh, damaged his carotid.

He was 17 hours and 37, seven hours into a 17 hour surgery at two strokes

and blind him in his other eye.

So what did the guy actually got off?

He didn't get in trouble.

I don't think.

Yeah.

The shooter got off.

Cause I mean, he did definitely feel like his life was threatened.

Yeah.

Of course, we got a reputation up here.

I bet you do.

As well.

Been to prison for six, been to federal prison for 16 years and.

Him or you?

Us.

As a group.

Me and my brothers.

Yeah, we.

Hang on.

I gotta put you on hold.

This is, this is the best.

This is, your stories are better than anything we've got written down

prepared for the day.

So do you mind waiting for a minute and I'm picking you back up in a minute.

After the break.

No, I'm going to grind some stumps, but I'll have you on Bluetooth.

But when you come back on, I'll take it off.

All right.

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The size of the punch should be the size of the panties.

Okay, we've got Brian from Oklahoma on hold.

I'll catch you guys up real quick.

He was selling us a truck.

The conversation got going.

He and his brothers are in business together.

They fight.

The other brother got blinded from chasing down a truck.

And Oklahoma, the guy shot him with a Creedmoor round and a rifle.

And he had a stroke.

And then we left it with, did the guy go to jail?

It shot him.

He said, no, because we've all been to jail 16 years.

And I said, who's all we?

And we ran out of time.

And now, Brian, who is so you and like the brothers,

the band of brothers all went to prison together?

Yeah.

What for?

Yeah, caught up on a big man at the conspiracy.

In Oklahoma, get out of here.

No way.

Stop it.

No, for real.

That stuff happens up here, believe it or not.

Wow.

Okay.

See y'all were surprised.

See y'all were.

All three brothers went to prison for 16 years.

Yeah.

Well, I got 20 years since they got 15.

They was doing state time for Mulder's brother for beating a dude over his wife.

Well, me and him went, but I got a little boot camp deal because I was younger and

they told her for me.

How old were you when you went to prison?

About 30,000.

Uh, the first time I was 22.

And what was that for?

Uh, beating a guy nearly to death.

And then the second time was the meth thing?

Yeah.

And y'all think I make fun of Oklahomans for no reason.

I mean, you're just painting the picture.

Yeah, I don't know why you do that.

I mean, you just pick on it.

This is the Mona Lisa.

This is the Mona Lisa of Oklahoma live.

Oh, yeah.

Listen to that change on the background.

Mm-hmm.

I love it.

What are you doing?

Okay, Brian.

7310.

Go, uh, you go to give me the pen.

No, I got it warming up.

Go to give you the pen.com and, um, sell us your truck.

How cold is it up there this morning?

It's like, it was, I don't know.

20?

That 14 while ago.

There you go.

I don't know it.

That's it.

Yeah.

16 is what the truck says.

Wow.

All right.

Have a good one.

Thank you for sharing your stories.

All right.

Amazing.

Absolutely amazing.

And it's normal.

Oh, yeah.

I remember the brothers that shot each other.

Oklahoma.

I've had more business opportunities in Oklahoma and I just pass.

I've done it.

I had the Chevy store Wolf Chevrolet Marietta, Oklahoma.

It was nothing but trouble, nothing but problematic Indian titles, nothing but getting called

by the state because I'm from Texas and they drug me up to Oklahoma sitting in

front of the dealer board for advertising violations, which they were just all paired

together.

The dealer boards, all the Oklahoma's, they didn't want me there.

And I left.

I sold my little dealership and went home.

Out of here.

I'm out of here.

Every time across that Red River, boy, your mama goes to running around and I start

stealing things.

A guy told me that a long time ago and he's right.

So true.

800-800-723-4800-800 radio.

Yeah, a little meth thing going on here.

It happens up here in Oklahoma.

You know, it's cold across the country right now.

In fact, in Alabama, this is kind of a, could have been a really serious story.

A homeless man is sleeping inside of a dumpster to try to stay warm.

Okay.

So what could possibly go wrong other than the local garbage truck came to pick up this

dumpster and the poor guys in it.

They crushed him twice before me.

They didn't just kill, they didn't kill him, but they, you know, they, they

hold on.

I had to stop you.

You look at the window.

I think that right this minute.

Yeah, there is.

This moment.

We're out here in the middle of nowhere.

Oh, that's right.

And they're emptying the dumpster.

Yeah.

You don't have to go look now, but I just, I was like, I hope nobody's in there.

I didn't know if that was sound effects that y'all brought in or if I was

actually here.

What are the odds?

Go ahead.

They're literally dumping the dumpster right now.

Thankfully, the driver heard this guy making some noise.

They had an unexpected stop along the way when the driver got out and

turned the truck off.

Here's the guy going, Hey!

Here is, the good news is we're laughing because he didn't get killed.

Here's some of the noise here.

Here's cut number three, Mike.

And all of Fire Chief John Brown's years serving Jackson.

This incident was a first.

I've been associated with the fire department for 40 years.

We've never had a situation like this come up.

Once the driver got to the Popeyes location you see behind me,

that's when he heard a man calling for help.

It's really a fortunate thing that the gates at the Popeyes were

closed and the driver had to get out.

And when he exited the dump truck,

he could hear the man in the back needing help.

And that's when he shut everything down.

We were all shocked because we thought we were going to have

to get down there and really do some trauma

assisted to him to get him out.

But he was fine.

We think he was compressed two times.

Like in the compaction thing?

Yeah.

I wasn't listening.

Imagine that.

How did the guy wind up in the dumpster?

Because he was cold and he was in there to try to stay

a little bit warm.

So he climbed into a dumpster.

And of course the truck is already gone and picking you up

before you know anything's happening.

And then he's back in the back.

What state was this in?

Alabama.

Oh, I think in Oklahoma.

No, I was too.

I should have said that.

13 degrees.

Yeah, it's cool.

That's a sad story.

He is very sad.

But he's alive.

No, he's fine.

He lived.

It reminds me of the first Star Wars.

Or maybe it's the Empire Strikes Back

when they're in the big compactor.

Oh, yeah.

I forgot about that one.

It gets crushed.

What you got on?

You're waving at JD?

I just want to thank the good Lord.

They got me out of that.

Oh, they got me out of that?

At the top.

It was a scary thing in there.

How long were you in there?

Well, I wasn't asleep at the time they picked me up.

Oh, OK.

You know, there's a very nice lady who works

at the Mickey D's around the corner for that.

Popeyes.

Right there, right there.

Popeyes won't give you crap.

Nope.

But Mickey D's gave me about maybe a 25 piece

big nugget.

I was enjoying them.

OK.

Working on my third ex-wife's laptop,

which we lost in the incident.

In the incident.

But you were in the dumpster.

I did finish the nuggets before I tried

to yield for help.

They are tasty.

Yes, they are.

Well, I'll tell you what.

I come out of there and the first thing

I did was rushed me to the ER.

Oh, sure.

I'm totally intact and break any bones or nothing.

But guess what?

What's that?

Guess who I saw?

Who'd you see?

Immediately.

Really?

My third ex-wife.

I owe her something like $12,000.

So I had to run away.

I got you.

Right.

Well, the truck driver saved my life.

So it was a good thing.

He's good at his job.

Yeah.

But like my third ex-wife.

Who's not good at her job.

Yeah.

It's hard out there, boys.

It's tough out there for a pimp like me.

You ought to break.

Yeah.

Okay.

You go throw us to the commercial place.

You got it, boy.

We're fixed.

You go let's do some commercials.

We are.

So y'all grab a tasty McNugget and we'll be back here in a while.

I think we're going to run to Tennessee on Monday or Tuesday.

I'll take Corday with me on that $5 million deal, that big package.

So I just sent a note to the, it sounds ostentatious.

But anyway, it is what it is.

I sent a note to the pilots.

Hey, we got to run to Tennessee on Monday morning.

Tennessee.

And he just answered me back.

One of the pilots just got diagnosed with Alzheimer's.

He can't fly anymore.

Oh, wow.

No, really?

Wow.

I've never noticed him being forgetful.

Better to know that.

Better now than later.

Later.

You put the gear down, didn't you?

You put the gear down.

No, I put it.

What?

800-800-7234-800-800-radio.

Speaking of Alzheimer's, Dorian and Pittsburgh.

Okay.

God.

Hey, you got to come up.

Things have changed for the good.

I've got a sea race for you guys to stay on if you come up for the NFL draft.

I've wanted a half-hour.

So you're good if you want to come up.

When is the NFL draft?

I'm not going to freeze my ass up in Pittsburgh on a boat.

It's nine degrees below zero Fahrenheit right now.

Wow.

We're outside my door.

But he's blind, so he can't feel it.

You're sure selling it.

Yeah, I guess so.

When is the NFL draft?

April?

Yeah, April.

They're projecting.

They're making a big deal out.

They said we're going to have a half-million people visiting this altogether, people from

everywhere and doing everything.

So you got a boat if you want to come up.

How's the strip bar?

Are you still going to the strip bar every week?

Well, not today.

When it's just cold, the girls don't even come out right now.

Everything's perkier though when it's this cold.

It looks a little better.

Oh, hey, I'm old and cold.

Are you legally blind or just a little blind?

Are you like Stevie Wonderblind?

I was diagnosed with 74 with an incurable disease.

I went blind in late 2009.

Then why don't we just sit in a warm room, watch the NFL draft, and we'll just make

wave noises, have a wave machine noise in the back and you'll think you're on a boat.

How do you know what kind of boat you actually bought?

Because one of his strippers helped him with it.

He's our drug dealer.

My experience, C-ray, it's the shit for a small pool.

I had to hang up on Dorian.

He used the S-word.

We can't say that on the radio.

You think he uses this as blind as a bit when he's at the strip club and he's like,

Oh, let me feel around a little bit.

They're like, no hands.

He's like, but I'm blind.

I can't see him.

It's not like I can see him.

What's the time?

We've got 807 minutes.

800-7234-800-800 radio.

You know what we should do right now is do the truth.

Just do the truth.

You guys know what to do.

800-800-7234-800-800-7234-800-800 radio.

Call in with the truth.

We stole this bit from a local Dallas-Fort Worth radio station called the Ticket.

And they did it and they called it the two minute drill as a sports talker.

And people call in and just yell crazy stuff of what's on their mind.

And when you call in, we take it screenless.

Don't say hi.

Don't say love the show.

Don't say hate the show.

Just tell us your quick hit truth.

And we can rip through a bunch of phone calls.

It's pretty fun.

Do you have a quick story while we're loading the phones?

The number again is 800-800-7234.

I have a quick.

Actually, this is from our buddy Joe Exotic.

He is getting his case looked at by the Supreme Court.

I just got this this morning.

It's such a joke.

Why?

The truth is, is we're getting played.

He's a homosexual and he is pleasuring us.

Oh, stop.

Is that the truth?

Yes, the truth.

Why?

He can't get out of jail, dude.

You don't think so?

He's kind of in front of the Supreme Court.

Okay.

That's pretty far.

A position now before the United States Supreme Court that says that they're going to

review the federal conviction of the Joe Exotic citing multiple sworn witness

recantations, undisclosed government inducements, and serious due process violations.

So it is going in front of the Supreme Court.

Do you want to talk to him next week?

Nope.

Okay.

Joe, good morning.

You're on the air.

What's the truth?

The truth is, local music is awesome and totally invented.

Florida, go ahead.

You don't need to screen him, Pre-K.

Captain Jack, go ahead.

The truth is that it's Gasperla Day.

We're celebrating one of the greatest days in the world because of the fact you can drink

in the streets of downtown Tampa.

Bethesda, Maryland, what's the truth?

Tell the blind man to go to the Braille strip clubs.

Maurice in Florida, what's the truth?

The truth is for the blind guy, they've made medical, they've had medical breakthroughs

where they go in and they could genetically alter a group.

Queen in Nashville, what's the truth?

The truth is my mother should have had an abortion instead of having me.

I hate Anthony Hawkins from Alabama.

I hope nothing but the worst possible reality for him.

Also, our whole society is full of pedophiles and stalkers.

Wow.

All right.

David.

David, nothing like a chipper message.

David, what's the truth in a, where are you, Baton Rouge?

Craig in Needling, Texas, what's the truth?

The women on Fteen Island enjoyed their job.

Wow.

9-5-6 area code, what's the truth?

Evan in Dallas, what's the truth?

Glad to see y'all piked something from the ticket.

I don't like Corbie and Gordon, so good job.

Thank you.

409 area code, what's the truth?

I don't know, I don't know your name.

I'm just taking this blind.

No pun on Dorian.

Here's another one.

409 area code, what's the truth?

Truth is I should have screwed her mom and not her.

Martin and San Marcos, what's the truth?

The truth is the best thing to come out of Oklahoma is 35.

San Antonio, what's the truth?

210 area code.

Nope.

Oklahoma, 405, he's going.

501 area code, Little Rock, what's the truth?

I think our phone system screwed up again.

602, Mississippi, you're on the air, go.

John Clay Wolf came up my driveway looking for a deer camp the other day.

I was not in Mississippi recently, that's not true.

That's not the truth.

325 area code, go.

Travis Kelsey needs to retire.

What about Taylor?

She needs to retire too.

Kansas City, John, go.

Yeah, that channel's dead, that line right there.

Fred in Oklahoma, go.

The truth is that girl was talking about all the Preda 5s in the world.

They all started with Barack Obama and his wife.

Oklahoma, go, 405 area code.

Look, I'm going to put this one on eternal hold because this one's broken.

That line is not working.

Steven Pooleville, go.

The truth is, Bob, when Preda 830 makes the point.

Couldn't hear what they were saying.

I wish we could hear that.

Jeff in California, go.

Israel did 9-11 and COVID was released on plan.

And check out Tucker Carlson's new video on YouTube.

Cool little conspiracy theory.

Rich in Pennsylvania, go.

A little.

Hey buddy, it is so cold in Pittsburgh that everybody's drinking ice coffee.

All right, San Antonio, go.

That's that bad channel I need to quit hitting it.

Little Rock, go.

Are we out of time?

Yeah, we're up up here.

Tali in Oklahoma, go.

Homer in Texas, go.

Katie's Seafood House is the best Seafood House.

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So good morning, everybody.

At the auction in Scottsdale, Barrett Jackson last week, there was an old, hooptie Cadillac

that brought $100,000.

And I don't know why.

And it will never happen again.

And it was very weird.

My dad drove that car in, like, 91.

Not that one, but the same thing.

It looked like a Joey Soprano kind of car.

I was hoping you wouldn't say how much because of the buildup of this clip here.

Yeah, I saw this and I'm like, what in the hell?

A 94 Fleetwood.

Fleetwood.

Four-door.

Broham.

Broham with the fender skirt.

Yeah.

Listen to this clip here.

Well done.

Talk about a timepiece.

Here's a 94 Cadillac Fleetwood Brog in triple black with less than 8,000 actual miles.

Well, actually, it got a bit of a dark, you know, plum color on this one.

Right?

Brown interior, but very low mileage from a very special year.

1994, these B-bodies built in Texas.

Oh, what's happening here?

The bid is jumping in $5,000 increments.

Two phone bidders are involved.

And we just blasted right through $50,000, $50,000, $60,000.

I don't think we're done.

Now, I will say this is a really nice 1994 Cadillac Fleetwood Brog.

It sounds like a Chappelle bid.

It's a 1994 Cadillac Fleetwood Brog.

So, it's a 1994 Cadillac Fleetwood Brog.

So, this is going on.

Were you there?

No.

Oh, okay.

I was going to say, because the money just going and everybody's standing around.

Everybody in the block and everybody in the seats is going, what's going on?

Oh, more people are getting over here.

There's nobody bidding in the crowd.

Or the sky box.

Or the block.

This is a case study of stupidity, ladies and gentlemen.

$80,000.

$85,000.

This has got to be a world record.

I imagine it is for a last generation Cadillac Fleetwood.

Holy smokes.

So, for $93,000.

So, I've got a story that goes along with this.

That auctioneer, okay.

I'm selling our classic and collector sale Wednesday in Dallas.

And I've got these Mopars coming up.

I got some really good cars.

Like the best cars we've had in a long time.

And the bidders are chopping me down into 250s.

$250 increments.

Now Barrett, they go 10 and then fives and then twos.

I mean, they only take big licks.

If it's $25,000, they're asking for $27,000.

Got it.

If you're like, I'll give $25,000, they won't take it.

They don't want $27,000.

And they get the $27,000.

Like, now what are you going to do?

Like, I'll give $27,500.

And they're like, I'll give $29,000.

I mean, it's big licks.

Big chunks.

And they're selling these cars in $250 increments.

And they're super desirable.

And the people that are bidding on them are people that sell it.

Barrett and Meagham.

And I know them.

And like this one, we're like 20,000 back of what is worth wholesale.

And we're going in 250s.

Oh, that's going to take forever.

But they're trying to smoke the other one out.

So they're going slow.

Like, okay, I'm fixing to sell it.

And then the other one will bid in at 250.

And I'm like, we got 20,000 more to go here.

Yeah.

He's just trying to psych his competitor out.

And I know what they're doing.

And I stopped the auction and started my autistic rant

and screaming at everybody.

And then I said, I just left Barrett Jackson.

I've been there for an F in Waking Office.

And nobody, look at what y'all are doing.

You know, and I said, screw this, we're only,

and then I looked down and I said, you know what?

There he is.

There's a Barrett Jackson auctioneer right there.

Blake Sherman.

He was the one that you just played.

The kid you just played selling that car in Scottsdale

was literally standing in front of the block in Mannheim, Dallas

when I went into this autistic rant.

Blake, get your ass up here.

And he's looking at me like, what?

Because he's not one of our normal auctioneers.

He's like, get your ass up here.

Listen, y'all are going to do this to me.

I'm going to do it to you.

I said, don't take a lick list in 2,500 and watch them

because they got to have this son of a bitch

because it's the best one.

And sure enough, he held it in 2,500

and it started going.

And then we got it to, and I said, now you can chop it down

to 1,000 licks.

I said, but we're not taking a lick less than $1,000.

Screw everybody.

And we did that for 30 minutes and it worked.

But I only could pull that stunt off

is because I had such great cars.

Sure.

If you're having half-assed cars, you can't do it.

They just won't do it.

So what happened with the Cadillac?

Just two crazy people just got in a fight.

I mean, any idea?

It's got an four door, 8,000 miles.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's great miles for 94.

But do you remember the story I told y'all?

The story I told y'all about my father

rolling a car on its side

and called me to come drive it home

or help him.

And he said, what did you learn here tonight, son?

In the middle of a country road,

there's a car balancing on its side.

He hit a culvert.

And I said, because he said, you've been drinking.

I'm like, no, sir.

And then I get there and he's like,

when the cops come say you were driving.

I said, hang on, I lied.

I was, I had been drinking.

I was in high school.

And he said, what did you learn here tonight, son?

I said, don't drink and drive.

He said, no, no matter how ugly she is,

stay the night.

But that car that was balancing on its side

was that exact car, not close exact.

Would that make you want to bid 100 grand for it?

If I was a billionaire and I wanted to buy back

my father's memory, maybe, I guess.

Not me, no.

But maybe it had to be something emotional like that.

It just had to.

When you take these cars to Bear Jackson

and you see these things, that is not a market indicator.

That is a, you went to the slot machine.

You pulled the arm on the slot machine

and you got straight sevens and everything went off.

It's just crazy.

It's just luck.

It's weird.

Speaking of, I need to hire some more classic

and collector buyers at our office in Dallas, Fort Worth.

Go to GMTV garage and send me your resume

or just go to gimmethevend.com and click careers.

I need guys that know that that car,

the money on it is 15 grand, maybe 20.

Sure.

If you're a guy that would come in and say,

I did it 80 because I saw one sell at Barrett for 90.

No, I don't want you.

You don't know what you're doing.

No, you don't.

Well, the customer saw it, sell it for 90,

then send it to Barrett and watch itself for 22.

And then they can pay them $5,000 worth of fees.

Fees.

And get a check for 13 after shipping

and hotel and everything.

And realize that the 15 we offered him

was pretty damn good.

I'm sorry.

No, that is exactly right.

We get it every week.

Well, and I got a theory in this stuff

that was selling crazy at Barrett,

like that car.

Because no one, like you said, it brings probably 20 grand.

That's the normal money on it.

Yeah, for that cattle.

For that cattle.

Maybe 20 grand.

Not 100,000.

Unless...

You think money laundering?

Well, let's walk through it.

Let's discuss money laundering.

Yeah.

Okay, so you are a drug dealer

and you need to wash money.

See, you go to Barrett Jackson

with all these TVs, national television,

goofballs like us talking about it,

and you pay too much for a car.

So you take the 100,000 cash

and give it to Barrett Jackson.

They're going to have to record it

if they take 100,000 cash in.

Sure.

So that just washes,

that blows the whole money laundering theory.

If you want to launder money,

here's what you do in the car business.

You take that cash,

and because my kid the other day

brought this debt,

are you a money launderer?

I'm like, listen, dumbass.

What?

Yeah.

You know, you fly around in an airplane,

and you bought that little town,

and you got those restaurants.

I've been watching Ozark.

I'm like, yeah.

There it is, there it is.

If I was going to launder money,

it would be a better clip

than $8 of hamburger.

But here's how you do it.

You go around to individuals,

just like, give me the vent.

If we were showing up at people's homes

with bags of cash,

that is the perfect money laundering situation.

Then you buy the car

from the individual for cash,

and they've got a cash problem.

Sure.

Or they love it,

because they put it in a safe

and they don't report anything.

And then you take it,

and you sell it in auction,

and then it goes back through

and gets into the banking system,

and it's washed.

Makes sense.

That's how you launder money

in the car business.

It is not this.

This is back-asswards.

This is like,

what do you call it?

I'm screwing this goat.

You're just holding its head or something.

That's when you have it

flipped around backwards.

Okay.

So it's not money laundering.

Okay, so then is it rich people

that have to spend a certain amount

of money for tax purposes,

and they're just blowing it

on stuff like this?

No, it's rich people

trying to buy back a memory.

So it's just simply...

And you've got two of them

in this case,

and they were going to go back

and forth.

One of them got this thing.

Yep.

And they just do stupid things.

That Lincoln

that had rust on it

that brought a million dollars.

Yeah.

It was the same thing.

I mean,

that car sold on Bring a Trailer

for $90,000,

like four months,

six months ago.

He put a Coyote engine in it

and put new interior in it.

And it sold for a million dollars.

That will never, ever, ever, ever,

ever, ever, ever happen again.

And actually,

when they pulled the carpets back,

you could see rust.

It was just dumb.

Jesus.

So it happened twice.

It happened on a Lincoln

and it happened on that Cadillac.

I saw you.

So does that mean

that suicide door Lincoln's

are worth a million dollars?

Well, hell no.

No.

And there were plenty that sold

for $200,000 to $400,000.

And I came up with a theory

and actually on our Instagram

and our YouTube,

you'll see Chip Foos

and I talking about it.

His SEMA car this year

was a Lincoln.

It was a Colonial.

But I'm like,

I think that you have so much power

in the system

that the fact that you brought

this car back to life,

it increased the value

of all these Lincoln's.

He said, I know it did.

I mean, he said,

I've been watching this happen

with my stuff for years.

Totally makes sense.

And that's not money laundering

either.

No.

That's not insider trading.

That is spotting trends

and recognizing talent.

And that's all the hell.

Which is what you guys do.

Yeah.

Literally.

That's all it is.

That's what it is.

I'm sorry to debunk your theory.

No, no.

It's a theory.

That's why I was just bringing it out

because I've heard a lot

in the same thing, too.

I don't know.

That much money does, yeah.

Just like, what?

But, John Frye,

why would you bring attention

and put yourself on TV and YouTube

and everywhere else?

Right.

There are people in our business

that do business in cash.

And I think that they're money

launderers.

Oh, I've had customers go.

I don't want to say their name.

No.

There's a place that does that.

No.

I've had customers call me

and say, yeah, I'll do this

for cash.

I'll meet you in my yard.

I said, sir,

you think I'm going to pull up

with a suitcase full?

Yeah.

That's not a drug deal.

We're buying your vehicle.

No.

You'll get a check.

Right.

I've had,

I've literally had people say,

of course, that's what they want.

It's not cash.

I don't want it.

Okay.

Bye.

I can't,

I can't as the business owner

give you 50,000 cash.

Hell, though.

And send you to anywhere.

Anywhere.

To anywhere.

And you show up

and then you get shot

and killed.

I wouldn't go to the police

station with 50 grand.

It gets shot and killed

and it's,

whose fault is it?

It's mine.

8 survival 800...

800...

800 Radio

was the calling number.

Give me here.

Make model miles.

Average rough for clean.

When we come back

from this quick music break,

I'm going to bid cars

on the radio right now.

Linat

Laundering money.

We're just buying cars.

And we'll pay you with

a check or a wire.

Hey, Rob and Rockwell, you've got a 23 Kia Sportage with 22,000.

Those things are pretty well out there right now in the new car world.

There's a lot of them.

So the market, there's a lot of them in new cars is what I'm trying to say and they're

discounting them and they're not overselling.

So I don't think, would you say you want for it?

You want to?

I'm just seeing a 22 but it has a ding in the passenger door and it had a full transmission

swap at 24,000.

Oh how many miles are on it now?

40,000.

And it's an SX with 40.

Press D.

I'm going to look at something real quick.

Yeah, I'd give 20,000 but not with a wreck.

How much does it cost to fix the ding?

Right.

I would guess right around a thousand.

I mean it could be a door pop but.

I'll give 18,000.

Okay.

I just needed something to know before we head out but I'll load up some pictures

and send it to you.

I've sold you cars in the past.

Yeah, I'll give 18,000 with the damage and I'd give 20,000.

I need to see the photos, 18 to 19 with the damage.

I would give you 21 grand delivered if it was ready.

Does that transmission swap ding me at all?

I don't even know.

It does nothing good or bad and whenever I sell them and announce, hey it just had

a transmission swap.

We've got a brand new transmission put in it.

On a car like that, just that new with 40,000 miles, everybody's like why did it need

a transmission stop?

What else is wrong?

It hurts it actually.

Don't even tell anybody.

Yeah.

Okay.

But yeah, I didn't know if it shows up on the car fact.

But it doesn't help it.

It hurts it.

It's really weird.

Now if it was a 78, you know, square body Chevy and you just did a new motor, that's

fun.

But when you have a newer car and you announce a big, it just had heart surgery.

Hey man, I got this gal I want you to go out with.

She's really good looking.

She just, you know, she just had a heart transplant so she's got a little scar

on her but you won't, you know, you'd be like, huh, I'd rather have one without

a heart transplant.

Yeah.

All right.

That's a really bad analogy.

I apologize.

It works.

63 Studebaker convertible, Lark Daytona.

Oh gosh.

I know nothing.

I don't even know how to spell Studebaker.

I just don't know what a Lark Daytona is.

I know how to spell Studebaker but, you know, do this, go to, go to, go to

give me the, go to GMTV garage and load that thing up and let's see some pictures

and I'll figure out what it is and I'll give you an offer.

Sounds fair.

I appreciate your time.

Thanks man.

My name's John Clay, Wolf by Cars on the Radio for America's Best Car Buyer.

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If you go to JCW show, there's a link to Gordon Boswell Flowers in this

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orders from movies, I still get emails once a week at least.

This is thank you for pushing me to them because I was so happy with the

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It's not the junky flowers.

When they get them on the other end, it's the good stuff and it costs

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Little things happen as you get older that you don't expect.

I always thought getting older was like, oh, you get wrinkles in your

back hurts, right?

That's what getting older was.

There's all these other little weird things.

One thing that happened recently is I started seeing a piece of dust

in the upper left side of my eye, just this tiny piece of dust.

So I went to my doctor.

I was like, I'm seeing dust in my upper left side of my eye.

And he's like, oh, yeah, that's called a floater.

I was like, well, what do I do about it?

And he's like, just don't look to the upper left anymore.

I was like, ever?

He's like, no, what's up there?

You don't need to look up there anymore.

As you get older, you just want to look straight ahead.

Stop looking around so much.

There's nothing over there.

Just focus straight ahead.

Thanks for making us number one.

A floater is different in my book.

It's a floater in your book, John.

You gotta ask her.

Inquiring minds want to know 800-800-7234-800 800 radio

next Saturday, the show will be live at Gas Monkey Ice House

over near the colony by Nebraska Furniture Mart.

And there's a car show going on, and I don't know.

It's planned.

I don't know the name of it, and I'll figure that out.

But we will be there in person.

And remember, Dallas-Fort Worth, Austin Locals, Waco,

cars, quesadillas, and coffee is the last Sunday

of every month in Walnut Springs.

You meet at the GMTV garage in Walnut Springs

at 9 a.m., and we'll go through the cars

and then walk cross street and have breakfast

at the cantina and then go, there's two loops.

It's two hours total if you want to do both loops,

but an awesome hill country driving.

And we'll be doing that.

When I see loops like you loop one way

and come back to Walnut, then you can do the next leg.

And we did it about three weeks ago or a month ago,

and it was a big old good time for me.

And we had about 30 people show up out of nowhere.

And I was like, we should do this once a month.

So we're gonna do it the last Sunday

of every month, cars, coffee, and quesadillas

Anyway, the reason the quesadillas is

is because we walk cross street to the cantina.

Yeah, cars and quesadillas.

Have brunch.

Good quesadillas too.

Oh, that place is great.

It's busy.

It's real busy.

800-800-7234-800-800 radio.

Super Bowl is next week.

Bob, who's your pick?

Man, it's hard this time around.

I just, I've never been a huge Seahawks fan,

but I just can't root patriots.

Though you gotta be kind of proud of how quickly

the patriots have cleaned up their act

and become like a competing team.

True.

I gotta go Seahawks, man.

Yeah.

What is the line?

Is it Seahawks 3?

It's four and a half right now.

We're gonna wait till next week to make the big bet

because the line could move.

We got some time.

We love to discuss it.

It will move.

We can discuss it, yes, of course.

Because we wanna sway your bet.

If the patriots right now,

the way they're built,

if the Cowboys as a Cowboys fan

could ever do something like that, it'd be great.

Because I mean, they're just back.

It's back in the Super Bowl.

They only had two seasons of crap, right?

It's kind of shocking to me, really.

But the talents there, Terry, they can run the ball.

They can pass the ball.

I got a real quarterback too that's...

Quarterback's got a little scramble too.

Not a pure pocket guy like Brady, but...

And the Seahawks, they're a team too

that is back again.

This is actually a rematch from the Super Bowl

that remember the whole line stand,

the Patriots made to win the Super Bowl.

But they're doing it with a quarterback

that was kind of just, everybody thought it was trash.

Sam Darnall, it was nothing.

And they turned it around with him to make the Super Bowl.

I'm shocked.

I'm impressed, yeah.

It's depressing as a Cowboy fan.

I'm sorry, just so depressing to see how that can go.

Those teams, like with those type of players

can make it and the Cowboys can't.

I'm more depressed as an SMU Mustangs fan

that we beat Miami.

Oh, that part.

And watching Miami go all the way to the championship.

So as long as you're being depressed,

that's my depression. I understand, man.

He just told me the car show next week.

You can say something like,

Gas Monkey Raj is partnered with

Mustang Sally Productions for a car show

at Gas Monkey Ice House in John Clay Wolf Show.

Okay, that's next Saturday morning.

We'll be broadcasting live.

And also, Corolla called me, Adam,

a couple of days ago and wants to do a car show with us

in LA and we're gonna get the day for that.

Awesome.

Now that'll be cool.

If it's Corolla,

it's gonna be like a bunch of Dotsons and stuff like that.

I mean, I don't know.

No, we did this the other day.

That was cool though.

We did it at the Sagebrush Cantina.

What was it, last summer?

Yes. We had a nice turnout.

That was fun.

Maybe you guys can come for this one.

You won't get bumped.

800-800-7234-800-800 radio.

What have you got in the news, J.D. Ryan?

You know, you find these different things

that pop on YouTube.

You never know what's really gonna explode.

Some lady did.

Diarrhea.

You never know.

So she's looking up for little ideas

of something to put on.

So she makes up a jingle for Dr. Pepper.

Oh, I love this story, man.

Isn't this great?

Yeah.

So she makes up this little Dr. Pepper jingle

thinking, you know, maybe someday somebody

might hear it.

Here's cut number nine.

I have a theme song for Dr. Pepper

and it goes like this.

Dr. Pepper, baby, is good and nice.

OK, that's simple, right?

So easy.

Yeah.

I mean, how simple is that?

It got 42 million views, 5 million likes in less than a month.

Dr. Pepper heard it.

They jazzed it up and turned it into an actual commercial.

Are you ready for this?

Cut number 10.

Dr. Pepper, baby, is good and nice.

People make a lot of money for commercial jingles.

I mean, that's really hard to believe.

Here it says, I don't believe it.

It's $2 million for this jingle.

They paid her $2 million.

That's what they said.

Oh, that's crazy.

The internet.

Dr. Pepper.

And now everyone online is trying to, of course,

cash in.

Oh, I'll do one.

I'll make something cool.

Here's some knockoffs.

Cut number 11.

Dr. Pepper, baby, is good and nice.

Cut number 11.

It ain't soda.

If it ain't Coca-Cola.

Mountain Dew is for you.

Sweet, loud, fruity rush.

That's not love.

That's a crush.

Now didn't Pre-K come up with some jingles?

Yeah, Pre-K's doing the same thing too here.

Listen to this one.

This is the Mountain Dew one.

Mountain Dew.

Coat red.

Mountain Dew.

Coat red.

Mountain Dew.

Coat red.

Mountain Dew Co-Red.

Are you up for it?

That's great.

Here's another one.

This is my favorite, by the way.

Welchers grape soda.

Welchers.

It's good with fried chicken.

Welchers grape soda.

Hello, Welchers grape soda.

A welch's grape.

I've got to have it.

Welts is great, Welts is great, Welts is great, Welts is great, Welts is great, Welts is great to have it, Welts is great, Welts is great, Welts is great, Hold it up!

That's great!

It's outstanding man.

We're on in LA right now, you never know.

ChatGPT says it is not true, they did not pay her $2 million, there is no confirmed payout of $2 million from either Dr Pepper or the creator, typical internet rumor.

Hmm, we hate ChatGPT.

Well that's been officially pissed on again.

Yeah, that's just ruined that story.

I was trying to straighten everybody out, because these internet news is just getting out of hand.

I've gotten to the point where I take a screenshot of whatever I see, if I'm questioning, and just fire the screenshot into ChatGPT and it'll come right back 9 times out of 10 and say false, false, false, false and explain why.

And then one time I'll say yes, boom, boom, boom, boom.

You're just crushing dreams there.

Pre-K was right, he had it ready.

Well she got paid something, you know she got paid something.

So why would they give her $2 million?

Let's think about this, let's think of the economics of this.

Hey, we really like what you did with Dr Pepper, we really like the jingle, we'd like to use it.

And the guy's like, you're not going to get it for less than $3 million, they're like, we'll give you $2 million.

No, that didn't happen.

That's not going to happen.

That didn't happen.

He said, cool, they said, can we give you a little money for it?

And he's like, yeah.

They're like, we'll give you a couple hundred grand.

Wow, two hundred grand, he's the happiest guy in the world.

And the internet turns it into $2 million.

You're right.

You're absolutely correct.

Jerkoffs like us report it.

I got a new jingle for you, Charlie.

Dick, dick, dick, dick.

Dick, dick.

But even two hundred grand for somebody just does that.

I just made that up.

I made two, they might have said 50, they might have said 10.

A thousand dollars.

Whatever it is, he's happy, because it's a hell of a lot more than what he had just singing to his damn phone.

Pre-K would have done this one for what, just a sack of weed, right?

I love Welch's Grape Soda.

Hell yeah.

Welch's Grape, Welch's Grape, Welch's Grape, Welch's Grape, Welch's Grape, Welch's Grape, Welch's Grape, Welch's Grape, Welch's Grape, Welch's Grape.

I don't know about you, I won't.

Welch's Grape, Welch's Grape, Welch's Grape, Welch's Grape.

Bobo, is that you singing in the background?

No sir, no sir.

Now that's a Spinner sound?

That's all Pre-K.

Is that what y'all did here for three days?

Five days, but yeah, that's good.

Loaded up is what you did.

No, no.

Yeah, Pre-K, how did you come up with that?

Look, Welch's Grape was my favorite soda back in the day, man.

They don't make it anymore.

I'm just trying to get Welch's back on game, you know, so they can put it back in the stores, baby.

They really quit making it.

Yup, soda.

That purple can, baby, I got to have it.

That's great.

I'm doing it now, making Grape soda.

I'm verifying this, because why the hell would they stop making it?

Do they make anything?

Do they go completely out of business?

No, no, no.

Did Welch's stop making drinks?

Because if they stop making drinks, okay, but if they didn't stop making drinks,

there's no way in hell they stopped making Welch's Grape soda.

Yes and no, the classic version of Welch's sparkling grape was discontinued.

Did you like the sparkling?

I liked the Welch's Grape soda that came in a can that had like 50 grams of sugar in it.

It's going to crush your dream here.

No, no, I'm not, because he's right.

Hey, look at that.

In the mid-210s, Welch's soda line including the Grape soda was relaunched,

now licensed to other beverage producers.

It exists in the same formula under different brands.

And you can find it at your home-based pre-K at Dollar Tree.

Dollar Tree?

Hollabag.

There's one right down the street.

I know that you're scared to go out of the house.

I'll drive you over the Dollar Tree.

Get some grape.

Get you some grape drink.

You and a grape drink fried chicken.

We'll be right back because we've got more.

Hit them up.

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And now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

Susan in California, where in California are you?

I am on my way to work in Woodland Hills.

Okay, so you have an O4 Mercedes SL500 70,000 miles.

It says you recently spent 12,000 on repairs.

May I ask where you got that done?

Where I got the money.

Nope, where you got the repairs completed.

Where you had the repair.

With my mechanic local.

Okay, so not the Mercedes dealership?

No.

I'm surprised because that's a big, big bill.

And it says you owe...

Well, it's over like the last two years that I've put that approximately.

If you would have taken that car into a Mercedes dealership on one of those repairs,

it would have been 12,000 because they just kill you.

Here is the very, very, very sad truth.

And you're not going to like this.

These cars don't bring anything.

And I don't...

This car is worth 5,000 bucks.

Tops.

Wholesome.

Well, you might be able to retail it for 7,500.

But like wholesale auction pricing is 5 grand on it.

And it just...

The reason is because your experience that you have 12,000 dollars in repair bills hanging

out of your purse from the past 24 months.

And that's why nobody pays for them.

Because when you buy that car, you don't just get to drive it.

You have to pay the mechanic to keep it running properly.

I bet the hydraulic fluid from the top started leaking on you at one point.

Yep.

I've replaced those.

And the hydraulic pump that raises and lowers the car.

Right.

I've done that.

Yeah.

They just break and they just don't have any value.

So if you'd like to sell it for 5,000, we'll buy it.

But I understand.

I feel your pain.

Yes.

Thank you.

Yes, ma'am.

Someone can relate.

Thanks for calling in.

That's sad.

I mean, that's what happens with those rigs.

JD, do you remember when you bought that Ranger over with 150,000 miles for three grand

and I said, be prepared at any moment to throw this in a dumpster.

You didn't think I'd get home.

Yeah.

I was like, you just cannot trust this car.

And it made it 30,000 miles.

You made another 30,000.

Yeah.

You gave 3,000 for a Rover.

You looked pretty cool driving it.

I thought it was cool.

And at the end, did you sell it?

I donated it because the drive shaft dropped out of it, literally.

Donated it?

Yeah.

To who?

There was one of the cars for kids.

Oh, no.

So you got a tax write-off.

I got a tax write-off.

What amount of check did they give you?

$1,800.

On the donation amount.

See, you got a 30% tax deduction off of that.

That deal worked out pretty good.

That was very, very good.

By the way, speaking of cars, we have emails throughout the week from people.

They go to your website and they send you questions.

We have several questions here.

What is your website?

It's JCWShow.com.

Thank you.

You got it, JCWShow.com.

Also where you can go see the video stream, by the way.

But folks write in like Tyrone did.

Tyrone Lampkin said, hey, John.

Okay.

Hey, brother.

I have a very strange question for you.

So hang in there.

I'm a six-

Hey, brother.

I'm a six-

Hey, Tyrone.

Hey, brother.

67-year-old retired individual.

I drive.

Now, you got to remember this.

Now, he drives a 2006 Corvette and his wife drives a 2006 GTO with leaking oil.

Okay.

But I don't have the money to repair them.

I was wondering, have you ever donated a vehicle just because I'm a nice guy?

I'm retired and my wife's a school teacher.

Oh.

As you can tell, we love hot rods, but you know, beggars can't be picky.

In other words, they want you to give them a hot rod.

Bottom line, John, is can you find it in your heart to donate a vehicle to my hard-working wife?

I thought you said in the beginning, when you're reading it to me during the break,

you said, I don't want to beg.

He says right here, I don't want to be a beggar.

Okay.

I don't want to be a beggar, but could you give me a sports car?

No, but I'll buy your wife's GTO with leaking oil.

Yeah, there you go.

Okay.

Out of everything you talked about, that's something that has some value.

Those GTOs are good.

So you can go buy.

I'll buy that from you and you can go buy her something else.

Tyrone in Houston.

There you go.

You got your answer.

I wonder if that's a crank call.

That's good.

Got a phone number.

We can call him.

Give it to Prey.

Call him.

Florida News.

Florida News?

Yeah.

And now, get Tyrone on the phone.

Get the phone number right there.

I would love to take it.

It's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D. Ryan.

I don't think Bob was paying attention.

Get Tyrone on the phone.

His name is Tyrone.

He wants us to give him a car.

I'm asking you for a service to walk in the other room,

give it to the other guy that works for us,

and have him call and get him on the phone.

Because he wants to buy his GTO now.

His wife's GTO.

Okay.

Here's the guy in Florida.

He didn't want to wait around to buy anything.

He wanted to steal some wine and $100 cowboy steaks.

How do you do that when you're in the store?

Well, of course, you stick them down your pants.

It's amazing how much he got in his pants.

Here's the owner and operator of Miami's kosher kingdom,

Phil Enhorne.

Actually, talking about all the stuff this guy stole.

Look at number seven.

Big pants.

I think they're like made for stealing.

You know, he has them blocked.

You know, they're blocked at the bottom,

so it doesn't go through.

He came over here, looked around to see if anybody was looking,

and he shoved it in his pants.

And we were shocked.

That's why when he came back to one steak,

I thought, okay, I got it back what he stole.

And then when we found out there was this thing in his pants,

it was unbelievable.

It's just like shocking.

He ran off after we got the stuff back

by the time the cops got there.

He was gone, but they have a good description.

They have the video,

and I'm sure he's on foot somewhere.

So it basically pulled the steak out of his pants,

gave it back to him and goes,

there you go,

and then he took off with all the rest of the stuff in his pants.

Meat laundering.

Meat laundering?

You're not shooting your mouth off.

Hide the weenie.

Here's a shoplifting incident in Florida.

This could have gone really, really bad.

Listen to what this guy put in his mouth.

The deputies found a suspect who had been

shoplifting at the Publix supermarket,

hiding in the Panera Bread bathroom,

kind of number eight.

Stop it.

He's smoking something.

The deputies thought Aquaye was smoking drugs.

They were wrong.

To their surprise,

they realized what the suspect was actually doing

was trying to set off a 12-gauge shotgun slug.

The sheriff says Aquaye had that slug

in a makeshift device in his mouth

and was using a lighter,

hoping to make it go off.

It rarely happens,

but bullets actually can fire

if they're exposed enough heat and fire.

We see that in car fires with rounds going off.

Fortunately, deputies got to Aquaye

before anything happened.

They took him into custody

and took away the two shotgun slugs he had.

This could have ended catastrophically.

A shotgun round, a slug round.

In your mouth.

Could penetrate the suspect.

Well, he did that.

He was trying to kill himself.

Aquaye is now facing a number of charges,

including resisting arrest.

The sheriff says they're also going to try

to get him some help for his mental health.

Yeah.

You know, I watched this.

I couldn't understand what the guy was doing,

but apparently this is something you can do.

No, he was trying to shoot other people,

not himself.

Yeah, he was trying to make the projectile

come out of there.

Out of his mouth.

Yeah, that worked.

Oh, man.

Does that actually work?

No.

No one, no one tried this, please.

I would never do that.

I don't do that.

Aquaye, is that Middle Eastern?

Middle Eastern?

That's Nigerian.

He's a famous running back

from the Kansas City Chiefs.

Oh, that's right.

Yeah, remember him?

He was a beast, a Nigerian nightmare.

Aquaye.

Yeah.

What about him?

I was just trying to figure out

who Aquaye was.

It was trying to shoot people without a gun.

I don't know.

Black, white, Latino or other.

That's nutty.

A lot of people make firearms in the city

like those zip guns.

That's been a deal for a long time.

Tyrone, line four, you sent us a letter

wanting us to give you a car.

Yes, sir, I did it.

Okay.

Congratulations.

I'm giving you a car.

No.

What?

We may stop playing.

I know.

Well, I've got like an old hoopty out here.

I will buy your wife's GTO this leaking oil though.

How many miles around it?

Oh, probably about 140.

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

It's a daily.

You know what I'm saying?

It's 20 years old.

But this is not for sale.

Okay.

You know what I'm saying?

No.

I mean, when you took the time to write me

and asked me to give you like a new Corvette,

I just wondered.

Not new.

I have one.

Okay.

I have a Corvette.

Well, I don't have it in the budget right now

to give you a new car for free or any car for free.

But I'm glad that you're a listener

and that you feel that I am.

That I'm such a nice guy

that I would just give you a car.

I was.

Well, it was shot in the dark.

You know what I'm saying?

It was shot in the dark.

I hear you.

That's all.

But you're down in Houston?

Yes.

Uh-huh.

Keep on keeping on.

Thank you.

Hey, jump on YouTube on JCWShow.com

and join the Wolfpack.

Tell them, hey, this is Tyrone.

I'm the one that's getting a free car from John maybe.

All right.

We'll be right back.

Gas Monkey Ice House next Saturday, Dallas, Texas.

We will be there.

There's a car show there.

Come.

I'm sick of Epstein Files talk.

They released another three million documents.

Three million and like 80,000 videos.

Who's going to watch all that?

The list of people that are in there.

Elon Musk, Bill Clinton, the Obama White House.

Oh, they said Bill Gates got an STD.

All of this is.

I did see that.

I like that one.

An STD from the Russian girls.

And he tried to get some antibiotics to slip into his wife's food or something or other.

Who knows?

All of this.

All of this alleged.

Yes.

So who actually?

He's a spy.

I figured this out.

I've watched some conspiracy theories of who.

Gates.

No, no, no.

Who?

He's a Martian.

Epstein was a spy.

That's why he got away with all this.

Oh, that makes sense.

Okay.

So three million documents coming out.

Oh, here we go.

So he was a Russian.

No, no, no.

He was CIA.

That's why he's protected.

That makes sense.

And then that's why they whacked him in the jailhouse and why they turned the cameras off.

This is an interesting theory.

That actually makes some sense.

It does.

Yeah.

So do you think there's access?

Watch this.

There's a podcast in his loan, dude.

I mean, this YouTube channel called Diary of a CEO.

And it is the best information on interviewing really big names.

And they get pretty loose with the guy.

And they do like two hour podcasts with him.

But who said that the guy that said he's absolutely a spy has ridiculous credentials.

And then the A if you're into AI and wondering where it's going, all the big leaders, all the big Godfathers of AI are on this show and they're telling you what's happening and what's going to happen.

It's diary of a CEO.

It's his black guy from Britain that does the voice is annoying, but he works his ass off and he puts out these these videos with these.

He gets the best interviews with anybody, anybody as far as politics, business and he's really good interviewer.

Let me and forgive me, but I'm dying to see what your AI says about that.

Like this is a universal thing because I got that you sent me a deal about the guy you're talking about.

Like a couple of weeks ago, which I have something.

Yeah.

So that theory put it into chat GPT and see if it's right.

But see chat GPT is it's it's very quirky about.

Okay.

I never thought about it as a fact checker though.

A CIA operative.

Let's see.

It takes a minute.

Grape soda labels.

No, that's different.

I was early in the show.

Jeffrey Epstein was convicted of sex crimes, not espionage.

Epstein had unusual access to powerful people.

He ran setups that look like blackmail to outsiders, bottom line CIA.

I know no evidence.

Yeah.

Anything beyond that is theory.

In fact, but the fellow on the on the on the podcast I'm talking about.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

He did time for whistleblowing on the CIA and he was a CIA guy.

I don't want to get all geeked out, but and I'm not a conspiracy theorist,

but this one made a lot of sense to me.

There's a lot to think about there.

Well, then you're talking about the AI.

I mean, is it stuff like this clip here that's that's out there.

This Kim Jong-un clip.

Have you heard this one?

No.

Make sure all the school teaching the children how to be a homosexual

and make sure they all teach about the transgender.

You didn't see that one of him talking.

Is that AI or is that really?

Yeah.

One more time.

What do you say?

It's supposedly Kim Jong-un.

But it's a joke.

I would hope.

Make sure all the school teaching the children how to be a homosexual

and make sure they all teach about the transgender.

All teachers are transgender.

That's a great character voice, man.

It's so good.

Could you do it?

No, sir.

I bet she will next week.

I may.

Male from jail, everybody.

Johnny Cash is in the house.

He's going to talk to us.

And then coming up next after that is the music break.

And then the lightning round and go ahead and start calling in

800-800-7234-800-800 radio if you want to sell your car on the radio

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Hey, Johnny.

You know, John, we've got a we've got an interesting letter this week.

Our male from jail entry reads John Clay Wolf and friends have a new year.

John, hope it's not too late.

My name is Seth Ronning, also known as horse.

Okay.

Horse.

I'm doing 15 years for being a felon in possession of a firearm.

I'm sitting down here not too far from you in the United States.

Been a century at Beaumont.

I'm currently in the SHU awaiting transfer.

SHU.

Everybody hates the shoe.

Oh, the shoe.

I do love your show, though, man.

I never knew Jack about cars.

Then I started listening to your program.

And I still don't know Jack.

Say, you wouldn't have no lady friends looking for some stimulating conversation, would you?

Oh, boy.

You wouldn't believe some of the gay stuff that goes on in here.

Seeing as I don't swang that way,

I've been looking for a new lady in my life after the last one got pregnant on me

three times and ran off with my cousin and all of my money

by that damned old cash app.

That damned old cash app.

What does the cash have?

Anyway, keep up the good work, man.

I hope you read my letter on the air.

Go Vikings.

No, they didn't make the plan.

Ah-hoo.

Ah-hoo?

With respect, Seth Horse Rawling.

The horse.

USP Beaumont, Texas.

Friends, have you got mail from jail centered on down the line to us

here at PO Box 471517, that is in Fort Worth, Texas.

76147.

I wonder why they call him the horse.

You don't want to know.

He eats large pills.

There you go.

That'd be my guess.

I mean, why else would anybody call somebody horse?

Because he speaks raspy, lost his voice.

800-800-7234 is the call in.

Number of the lightning round is coming up in a minute.

I have a little more time than I thought.

Sean, this Skyline GT.

Right hand drive.

Where did you get it?

Because we imported a bunch of these from Japan.

And you're in Arkansas.

And the guy that works with us that did it is in Arkansas.

Did you buy it from a local Arkansas dealer?

I did not.

I bought it from a registered importer through Customs

when they started seizing cars.

Why did they seize cars?

I didn't know that story.

Do you know?

What?

Do you know?

He took a hit.

Do you know why they seized cars?

I'd never heard that story.

Well, there were several importers that were

importing them illegally.

And they were one thing and not doing the upgrades to them

and selling them as they were doing the upgrades

and putting USV in stamps on them.

What did you pay for it?

What did I pay for it?

Probably close to 50 when I bought it.

How long ago?

2002, 2003 area.

How many miles are on it?

12,000.

What would you take for it?

I don't even know what the car is worth anymore.

I've probably got...

They've come down a little bit because there's a hundred in it.

A lot of people started bringing them in

so they came down a little bit.

Would you take your money back for it?

No, absolutely not.

I've probably got another 50 in the motor

and the transmission is building it.

It's got a built RB26.

I'm told they expect it to pull 1,000 horsepower.

Okay.

Would you take 60 for it?

And that's what they're going for stock.

I'm just...

That hot rod stuff...

I don't have to tell you.

You already know.

You don't get all your money back on that.

If you think you can't even use it, don't.

You don't.

And I don't expect to get $100,000 for it either.

But I mean, it's up there quite a ways.

I mean, it's clean.

It's just got a fresh wrap on it,

fresh build on the motor.

It's been sitting for a while

because it can become actually legal

to drive on the streets.

Would you take 65 for it?

I'm not offering. I'm just checking.

Here's what I'm really trying to do.

I'm trying to figure out if the car is even viable

because if it is, then I'll send it to my pro

up in Arkansas and he'll call you.

But if you won't take 65 for it,

I'm probably not going to send it to him.

I mean, you have to see the specs on the car, man.

Based on the engine just by itself.

I mean, I've got the engine and transmission

just set online for just 30 by itself.

Would you take 70 for it?

I would entertain. I would entertain that.

Okay. I'll send it to A.B.

And he knows these better than I

and you will be maybe beginning

to call from a little rock unknown number

and it'll be his name.

His name is Abdul actually is his real name.

A.B. is what we call him.

And he knows these.

He did all that important.

He and his cousins, I think they brought 20 of them over.

He knows these cars inside now.

And I'll have him give you a call.

Okay. That worked.

Thank you.

800-800-7234.

That's the weirdest car of the day.

Yeah.

800-800.

That other 800-800 radio call

in year make model miles,

average run for clean.

As you can tell,

we buy Ford diesel trucks,

Jeep Wrangler's Corvette's,

right hand drive skylines

that are turbocharged

with some funky motor in them.

What was the other one?

Not a Hudson Hornet,

but some Packard.

Studebaker.

Studebaker just all over the board.

Muscle cars is what I like.

I like to buy the cars that are desirable.

And that is muscle cars

and good Chevy and Ford built trucks

like old ones

and Potomac Classic Collectors,

four-wheel drives,

the two-wheel drives,

the LS swaps,

all that stuff.

I'm into that.

That's kind of my deal.

And if you've got one of those,

go to GMTVGarage.com

and we'll get your number on that.

Beer back.

Sell us your car.

Give me the VIN.com

so easy you can do it in your underwear.

Yeah, some people say syndicated shows

aren't that good

because they don't have that local feel.

Right.

But you don't skyrocket.

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Mike in Florida,

you've got a 16 dump truck,

three-quarter ton.

Average rougher clean.

Yes, sir.

That's clean.

What motor?

Uh, 6.0.

Gas.

Yeah.

You want 25 grand,

I think I would want to gamble from 10.

Really?

I mean, it's just not very liquid stuff.

Take it to Richie Brothers.

Sell it absolute.

It brings 12 grand.

You pay him a 10% sale fee

and all the time in trouble.

Or you get lucky and it brings 18

and you make something.

I can gamble or you can gamble.

Either one of us can.

But if I'm going to gamble,

I'm going to gamble for 10.

I haven't tried to sell it locally

or anything yet.

You can take it to Richie Brothers

and put it in,

but it's a one-way street, right?

And you know,

you'll either sell it short

or sell it high

or sell it right.

You just don't ever know.

It's just like...

You really think that's all this sucker's worth?

Ah, gas rate.

That's real nice.

Yeah, I mean, yeah.

I mean, no, I think it brings 15 grand.

Hang on.

I think it brings 15 grand.

And if I'm going to do it

and I'm going to buy it from you in Florida

and I'm going to have to hire a driver

to take it over to Richie Brothers.

I've done this before.

And I have been excited.

I've been excited with my results

and I've been extremely disappointed in my results.

So it's like

buying a lottery ticket from...

Somebody that would want this

would be a landscaper, you know,

because that's what I was built for it.

Sure.

And they go to Richie Brothers

and they buy them.

Are they down here?

Yeah.

Yeah, they're huge.

Go there.

All right.

Thank you.

Benny, California,

M4, 75,000 miles.

SMG Double Clutch transmission

wants 40.

That car will not...

3.0.

A 15 model M4

with 40,000 miles.

I don't give a damn

what clutch is in.

It ain't doing 40

with 75,000 miles.

Okay.

It just won't.

Everything's too high here.

David,

03 F-150 with 270,000 miles

four-wheel drive extended cab.

You live on South Padre Island.

Is that correct?

Yes, sir, I do.

Okay.

I would just throw a sign on it,

you know, for sale.

It's a beach wagon

and it's got to have rust.

It just has to

and it's just mild out

and it's just junk is what it is.

And I just don't want to travel

eight hours to go pick up

a piece of junk

and bring it up here

to find out that I bought

a piece of junk.

So sell it down there

to the people that know.

That's very reliable.

I hear you.

It's rusted out.

It's just a bit.

Dude, I put beach cars.

I mean,

300,000 mile 25-year-old

beach cars.

You don't get your ass kicked.

Go get you some of that.

It ain't no fun.

I've been there.

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Frank in Las Vegas.

Good morning earlier.

Yes.

Good morning.

Okay.

Last week I called in

about a 78 Volkswagen convertible.

Yeah.

Yes.

You offered five grand for it.

Yeah.

Okay.

Here's a follow-up.

I got the thing started.

Okay.

You had been making Frank jokes

in Las Vegas forever

if you'd have paid five grand

for that thing.

Oh, what, nice?

It barely ran.

I got you.

Those are pretty easy.

Yeah.

Those are pretty easy.

Hey, you were spot on.

Those are pretty easy.

Did you sell it?

No.

This is going to take some...

This is the blind Filipino

friend of yours.

Yeah.

Exactly.

Yeah.

I remember this call.

Exactly.

Well, load it up into

give me the Vin.com

and take a couple of videos.

We'll go from there.

Thank you, Frank.

Thank you.

One, two, three, four.

800-800-RADIO.

What is backtracks this week?

Who's the backtracks band?

David Bowie.

Hold on.

It's not...

That's my fault here.

What happened to you, man?

It didn't load.

It still has Motley Crue

for some stupid reason.

Let's listen to that one

backwards.

We already did that one.

Yeah.

Just go tease it up

and let me get it up here.

All right.

So you want to read

the David Bowie story?

Yeah.

It's kind of a big...

You remember when Bowie died?

I mean, everybody was talking

about it for a few days.

Back in 2016 on this day,

David Bowie proved that he was

going to be an enduring star

with a lot of star power.

Weeks after his passing,

the final album of his lifetime,

Black Star, topped the charts

on both sides of the Atlantic.

It was a big deal.

It came on just...

It came out just...

Was it three days after

he died?

Jenny Ryan?

Yes, it was.

I mean, he planned that

that way.

Of course.

So we've got a couple

of David Bowie songs.

We're going to play

backwards.

If you can correctly identify

them, we've got

some music from...

I got this at Born Late Records.

It's a vinyl copy,

very limited pressing

of David Bowie's BBC recordings.

Like you've heard Zeppelin

at the BBC,

and Beatles at the BBC.

And this is David Bowie

at the BBC.

Very cool.

Track one.

Track two.

Hmm.

I think that's a...

I think that's a lot...

I think that's a lot easier.

And this is off of the BBC recordings?

No.

These are classic Bowie hits.

Okay.

Because the BBC recordings

have some really, really

obscure, wild stuff.

I actually listened to

the guy that called me

at Born Late

to come and get...

He said,

you've got to come get this.

This is a Bowie prize you want.

Played me a couple of

deals on YouTube of these...

these old

almost unheard of songs

that he did.

But very limited pressing.

And it's the years like

that.

Show everybody in the video.

Yeah.

Right here in my

little hair.

Very cool.

If you look at the video

that got of me

in Born Late records

a few months ago,

you saw me look at this

and pass it by.

This is

68 to 70.

1968 to 1970.

So early, early Bowie.

Recorded by the BBC.

He was already a huge star

in England.

Did we already put the number

out and call to action

for the people to...

Have we...

What's that number, JD?

800-800-RADIO.

It's 800-800-7234.

Let's hear the clips.

This is deep.

Two's, I think, doable, yes.

Yeah.

Number one again.

Number two.

Did y'all put out...

I was doing something else.

Did y'all put out what...

Yes.

Okay.

So everybody call in,

guess the stuff,

win the stuff.

So we do them again.

Cut one.

Cut two.

So guess that.

That's pretty weird.

We gotta be stoned to get that.

You got it?

I haven't looked yet.

I think my numbering

may be reversed on these.

I don't know.

Just listening to them backwards.

Well, you only had five days

here to work on it.

It's been a couple of weeks

since I made these.

So I'm thinking back

and...

Right?

That's all I do is backtracks

every day for five days.

I still cannot get...

I still cannot get over the fact

that y'all were stuck.

How many days were you here?

I came in Thursday.

Okay.

But you weren't stuck here

until when?

Saturday.

Saturday, Sunday, Monday?

Yeah.

Saturday looked pretty...

So Saturday?

You didn't even try

Saturday talk.

You wanted to be stuck

in the ice.

No, I didn't want to be stuck.

It just...

Ice was coming down...

Freezing rain was coming down

hard.

Freezing.

It got deep fast.

And rain was coming down

at 12 o'clock on Saturday.

You can ask Pre-K and

Kid Spicoli, man.

We were here watching it

come down on the patio out

back.

It was nuts.

We're like, oh my God.

Okay.

So you were here stuck Saturday,

so you stayed Saturday night,

which y'all weren't planning on.

And then Sunday,

you couldn't get out.

So you stayed Sunday night,

which weren't planning on.

Then Monday, what happened?

Monday, one of our mechanics

came in and said,

well, it's worse now

than it was yesterday

because it had all,

you know...

Slicked over, yeah.

Agiliated.

Because I didn't get in

until Tuesday night

and the airport still had

ice piled up.

Yeah.

Tuesday we barely got out.

We...

There's an alternate way

out of here

that's a lot more flat,

not as hilly.

And there's just one

rise up there.

There's just one incline

you have to make it over.

I couldn't do that Sunday.

I tried twice there.

So when our mechanic

decided to lead us out

in his four-wheel drive,

and Pre-K and I

both explained,

there's a side

alternate route

that probably...

They should know

that they live here.

A lot easier for our

front-wheel drive

than we have

compact sedans

that we drive.

He said,

no, main road's fine.

Well, we couldn't

make it out of that.

I got stuck at the top

of the second rise.

He came back

and couldn't tow me out

with his four-wheel drive.

So we had to reverse

back down the hill

in three-point turn

and go the other way.

And finally,

finally, finally got out

Tuesday.

That's what it took.

But...

Thank God he's on

salary, not hourly.

Stop.

You talk about me

or the mechanic?

You.

I'll talk about my

salary in public.

I didn't talk...

Oh, okay.

I didn't talk...

I said,

thank God he's on

salary and not hourly.

Because he would have

clocked in for

overtime while he was

sleeping.

Dude, it was two hours.

I mean, it took us

two hours to try

the main way

and then come back

and go the other way.

It didn't get

above freezing until

Tuesday afternoon.

Bud.

Yeah.

What's your question?

Yeah.

Hey, when's the big

car show coming up

out there?

The big car show

will be next

October.

We are doing

a little car meet

every Sunday

at the GMTV garage.

No, no.

The last Sunday

of every month

at the GMTV garage.

If you're around,

come over to that

and it'll be probably

30, 50 people show up.

And we walk over

to the Bosque Canteen

and grab some grub

and then go on a cruise.

And that'll be,

I don't know.

I'm down in...

I'm down in Galveston.

Y'all come down here.

No.

But I do have

a car show in Dallas

this week in Saturday

at Gas Monkey Ice House

in the Colony

this Saturday coming up.

So come to that.

Okay.

What about this?

Good morning.

You're on the air.

Zero one one.

Are you calling from overseas?

Yeah, I'm calling

I'm calling from

the Boric Town

Matamoros

here right next to

Barneswell.

Okay.

Are you...

I have a job here.

It's called

the Indies Car Garage.

We restored cars.

We just finished up

and that's the market

of the vintage and

and Audi R8

that I bought from the auction.

And I'm currently

building two important

defenders

that are imported from the UK.

And I'm currently

finishing a 61 bubble top in Tala.

And I was just wondering

if you had any clients for them.

Oh, I just buy them.

I speculate I'm the client.

I lay bids on them

and go from there.

I'm either right

or I'm wrong.

Okay.

That's perfect.

Yeah.

You like the motor cars.

So I was interested

about the

I have the 61 Impala

bubble top with the

283 smart blocks.

We're currently

rebuilding everything

from top to bottom.

Do you have any cars

that are finished

that are muscle cars?

Motor cars are finished.

I have a diaper

DTS

2001

started to finish.

Okay.

Well, just go to go to

gmtvgarage.com

and send one in that's finished

and we'll start there.

That's a good place to start.

Because I mean all the

all the projects

I could talk to you

for an hour and a half

about projects too.

I don't care.

I've got my own projects

that are problems.

But but I will buy

a car that's finished

and I pay good money.

Perfect.

Thank you.

I don't have any

guessers on John

in Kansas City.

What's your guess

or what's your guess

on back tracks

of Bob?

Space oddity

and life on Mars.

Mike, I don't have

the answer.

Is that right?

Space oddity.

Bob,

is it space oddity

and life on Mars?

No.

No, you're wrong.

Elijah,

what's your guess?

Oh,

am I on there?

Yes,

you're on the air, Elijah.

Oh,

okay.

Well,

if you said one of them

right,

can we do space oddity

as incorrect?

Incorrect.

The one that was right

is life on Mars.

I wouldn't have even told them

that.

Jason,

keep them guessing.

Yeah,

hey, John.

What's your guess?

Good morning.

Hey.

Yeah,

Starman and life on Mars.

Incorrect.

Okay.

Mike in Ohio,

what's your guess?

Ziggy Stardust

and Starman.

Oh,

incorrect.

It's weirdo stuff.

It's like Dungeons

and Dragons

or something.

Daniel,

what's your guess?

Life on Mars

and

modern love.

Incorrect.

Oh,

this is so dorky.

I'm just getting sick to my

stomach.

Mike in California,

what's your guess?

Mike in California,

he's

Major Tom in

Major Tom in Young American.

That's incorrect.

Incorrect.

Okay,

nobody wins.

Good job.

I think you did this on purpose

because that album's

probably worth a hundred

something dollars.

Virginia,

what you got?

Hey,

Ziggy Stardust

and Life on Mars.

There you go, boy.

Very good.

This is a good son.

All right.

Whatever his name is,

he's on line three pre-k.

He's the winner.

Tell him he gets the stuff

he won the badass album.

That's worth like a hundred and

fifty bucks.

Good job for being a dork.

You don't,

you don't dig Bowie at all.

I dig Bowie.

It's just deep,

weirdo,

opera.

Whenever she gets into opera

sounding stuff,

I just lose interest.

That's me.

Meatloaf,

I'm kind of like whatever.

Well,

now Meatloaf and Bowie,

don't,

don't screw around now.

Here,

come on.

Come on.

We take us out,

Paul Harvey

or whoever.

Don't worry about you,

Bowie.

We'll Bowie you

back to more

of the John Clay Wolf Show.

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Hey, Terly.

I appreciate you

brokering that Diablo,

that Lamborghini deal yesterday.

But I,

I hadn't had a chance

to talk to you.

It just hit me.

So,

this Diablo came in

to GiveMeTheVin.com

and Diablos are good.

Yeah.

Yellow Car.

Good Miles.

They showed us

a bid for 200 grand.

And I said,

that's a $240,000 car.

So they just,

we gave them $240,000.

And then we get out to the

desert out by Vegas

to pick it up.

And Terly called me

and he said,

hey, this thing's got

some hairline cracks

on the front bumper

and the hood.

Like real little,

you know, stress cracks.

I'm like, okay,

we can get that fixed.

So, you know,

we might have to blend

into the fenders.

It's not that big a deal.

It's going to be expensive

chop at 10 grand.

And then I get

more pictures after we bought it

and maybe this is what

I'm not understanding.

And it had a hairline crack

in the right rear quarter.

Stress cracks,

not cracks, just little.

But we're talking about

an older car, right?

And I'm like,

now we got to paint the quarter.

And so I'm like,

and I'm looking at the car

and it doesn't look very nice.

I mean, it looks nice

but it needs a big cleanup.

Did they drive this car?

So,

if they didn't drive this car

we'd probably are hurt.

It's,

the guy wouldn't drive it,

wouldn't let the guy drive it,

wouldn't let the guy drive it.

So he had to run it there,

ran fine,

the tires are aged.

He's afraid that the tires would blow

because they're old tires on it.

Dry rot basically on it.

All that stuff was in the system

shown on there.

But when you got me on the phone,

tell me.

I don't,

did I get so much information?

That's why I went to say

it's probably going to get

maybe a three CR.

Dump that.

Sorry.

Anyway,

so yeah.

Yeah.

See, but I thought you were talking

about the,

from the stress cracks on the front.

I was just talking about

the overall car itself.

Okay.

But big cars like that

give me the big bullet points.

We're going to spend this much

getting this straight now.

So we did not drive this car.

We didn't know about the clutch.

Do we have any service records?

Yes.

There's service records in there.

Had a service done

700 miles ago,

I think you said.

Yeah.

Looking at the pictures

and now realizing that

the rear quarter,

we got to do that too.

I would have chopped it 20 grand.

We still would have out,

but the other guy by 20 grand.

But if we didn't,

I would have made him drive it.

I would have said,

Hey, I'm fixed to pay for this.

We don't have to go 100 miles an hour,

but we got to go through the gears.

That's just what I want to know.

I just kind of have a feeling

that in the guy was so on top

of our neck about wiring now

and in the pressure.

I just,

I don't know.

Don't get so caught up in a deal

because I want to buy a Diablo.

That's what I felt like happened

is John wanted to buy a Diablo.

And so we're just going to buy it anyway.

And we got to be careful with that

because there's

those cars are like buying airplanes.

I mean, they're older

and there's a lot of stuff

that can go wrong.

So we didn't, we haven't driven this car.

Yeah.

Once it, I'm, yes,

that's exactly the case there.

It jumped on the manager say,

okay, and offered the money

and it moved fast.

That's,

I bet it did.

Yeah.

All right.

So,

you know,

our wholesale crew buys those cars

all the time

and the public buying side

doesn't get as much,

but we just need to be a little more,

you know,

records.

We've got to drive them.

I mean,

especially if we're digging one out of the desert

that's been sitting there for how long?

I don't know.

Yeah.

And the guy was.

Okay.

Ethym.

Go sell it somewhere else.

You got a $200,000 bid.

Go sell it to them.

We'll give you 205.

How about that?

You know,

that's probably how it should have started.

Yeah.

So how did it jump so fast?

Because Sean just told the group text.

Yep.

Okay.

Well, Sean,

if you're listening,

live and learn.

That's one of the 10 is a poker, right?

You can't lose if you fold.

The good news is,

we've got a cool Diablo bought.

The bad news is,

I think we're going to lose $10,000.

No.

All right.

800-800-7234-800-800-Radio.

Um.

Jeopardy?

Sure.

We can do that.

I think we already played it

with the Diablo.

Ah.

My lovely Jeopardy.

Oh, we're doing it?

I would get,

you want to get a listener on

the way with you or just...

Well, somebody's got to win John Stoff.

That's right.

Let's just,

you and me,

we don't have time.

Okay.

There must be time to test the IQ

and intellect and pop culture.

Craig and Pasadena,

are you any good at Jeopardy?

No?

Rick?

Who's he yelling at in there?

Rick,

are you any good at Jeopardy?

Always somebody.

Nathan,

are you any good at Jeopardy?

Why is this...

Yeah.

Oh.

Phone works good.

Fort Worth, Texas,

are you any good at Jeopardy?

Yeah.

All right, we're going to play.

Let's go.

All right, what's his name?

What's your name, sir?

Ronnie.

Ronnie, we got Ronnie.

Ronnie, make sure you ding,

ding, ding when you're time

to log in.

All right.

Let's listen to our categories.

First up, category one,

names the same.

Match these unmatchable

proper nouns.

And category two,

long range replacements.

Identify the last inline

in these situations.

Ready to play Jeopardy?

Sure.

Here we go.

Question one.

The 20th President

of the United States

had the same name

as this animated

orange tabby cat

who was a big fan of lasagna.

The new name.

J.D. Wright.

I'm not sure on the first name

but I think,

who is James Garfield?

Garfield.

Garfield, that is correct.

I think he had a first name.

He did.

James Garfield was a president.

Yeah.

That's what he said.

They shared the name Garfield.

Garfield, yeah.

Garfield in their name.

This NBA player and coach,

a co-star of TV's Seinfeld

and an impervious

slasher movie killer

all share the first name.

Their last names

are Kid Alexander

and Voorhees.

Oh, oh,

thinking names.

J.D. Wright.

Who is Jason?

Jason.

That's correct.

Wow, J.D.'s on the board.

I think I need to start

paying attention.

Listen then.

Might not hurt.

Question three.

These cities located

in Indiana,

Oregon and 17 other states

share the same name.

Cities.

These cities.

Ronnie, you said you were

good at this, dude.

Indiana?

Well, you know,

I'm,

you're not at these questions.

I guess I'm not as good

as I thought I was.

All right.

I'm going to hang up on Ronnie.

Bye, Ronnie.

What are you doing?

No.

Karen, are you any good

at Jeopardy?

No, sir.

All right.

I'm going to hang up on

it.

Philip, are you any good

at Jeopardy?

Yeah.

Nathan, are you good

at Jeopardy?

The correct answer is

what is Portland?

Portland.

Of course.

In the category two, we go.

Nathan, you there?

If I may.

I'm just trying to find

somebody to beat J.D.

Fort Worth, Texas.

Are you there?

What's the hell's wrong

with the phones?

We keep it.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm here.

All right.

You're playing Jeopardy.

What's your name?

Gary.

Get ready, Gary.

I need you to

bring it up the backside.

All right.

Yeah.

Gary's landing in category two.

Question one.

The original cast of

Three's Company featured

Jack, Janet and Chrissy,

who was first replaced by Cindy.

And finally by this second

replacement played by

actress Priscilla Barnes.

Gosh, I just don't remember.

And she was kind of

my favorite blonde

in a couple of ways.

Gary, you're an old

horn dog from way back.

You remember?

I have no idea.

All right.

Go on number three

on Three's Company.

I remember the face

very well.

Priscilla was on Dallas, too.

Yeah, she's real cute.

They were all cute.

I don't know.

Who is it?

Correct answer is who is Terry.

Terry.

That's right.

Terry.

Yep.

Terry.

I think I was about 11 years

old when we had Terry

on Three's Company.

Question two.

First, there was Scooby-Doo.

He was eventually joined

by a pup named Scrappy-Doo.

And then this dog,

his country cousin

from Georgia.

Poopy-Doo.

Who had buck teeth

and a red hat.

Poopy-Doo.

Is that your

introduction to Poopy-Doo?

I swear I didn't make

that up.

Oh, man.

Where'd he go?

Get these questions.

Bob-O.

He peed.

He just don't remember

the third dog.

I remember him,

but I don't know his name.

He wanted to be a detective

dog as well.

And his signature line was

dumb, dumb, dumb.

I just don't remember.

That's because his name

was Scooby-Dum.

Scooby-Dum.

These cousins.

These are hard.

JD's up two to nothing.

In the Godfather movies,

Vito Corleone was replaced

by Michael Corleone

by part two.

In part three,

it was alluded that he

would be replaced by this

character, his nephew,

and the son of the late

Sonny Corleone

played by Andy Garcia.

Yeah, I remember the face.

I don't know the name.

You remember?

Ding-Ding-Ding.

JD?

Who's Ralph?

Incorrect.

He's, uh,

the kid.

Andy Garcia.

Yeah, the kid, though.

Sonny screwed around a lot.

And when he screwed in

one of his cousins?

Yes.

I remember the same.

As well as Bridget Fonda.

Who is it?

Yeah, I'm going to get

correct answers.

Who is Vincent Mancini?

Vincent Mancini.

Vincent Corleone.

Yep.

And I still like part three.

All right.

Bonus categories.

Here we go.

Category one.

This long-time TV game

show host and

public television's

favorite painter

share the same first name.

And their last name is

Ding-Ding-Ding.

John.

Who is Bob?

That's correct.

Bob Ross.

John is tied with JD.

Hey, do you have that

Bob Barker drop?

I do, yeah.

I can't play it.

Sling-ling, what do you do

for a living?

I'm a pirate.

Oh, do you rob ships and stuff?

Ah, no.

I'm a pirate.

I fry airplanes.

Oh, my goodness.

All right.

Next question.

Question two.

The names of these

three famous rappers

include this common substance.

And the other parts of their

names are

Cube,

Spice,

and

Ding-Ding-Ding.

John.

But these three

Ice Cube,

Spice,

they all

include this common substance.

Water.

That is incorrect.

Ding-Ding-Ding.

JD.

What is Ice?

That's correct.

Yes.

You were close.

Duh.

Yeah.

Now JD's up 4.

I wasn't wrong

technically.

Oh, yes you were.

Water Cube.

I mean, okay, go ahead.

Water T.

What is Ice?

It's water.

JD's up 4-2.

All right.

In the category 2.

In lead vocalist

for rock band Van Halen,

there was David Lee Roth

who was replaced by Sammy Hagar

who was then replaced

lead vocalist who first worked

with the band Extreme.

Ding-Ding-Ding.

Who is Gary Shroud?

That's correct.

Just caught JD.

And knows his band Halen.

We got it.

30 seconds here.

Go.

Okay.

Though one is spelled differently,

this name is shared by

an American rock band.

A turn-of-the-century

truck designed by

Ramson L.A. Olds

and the second most

populated city in the world.

One more time.

An American rock band.

A turn-of-the-century

truck designed by

Eli Olds

and the second most

populated city in the world.

In the world.

Her name was this name

and she danced upon the sand.

Yoko Ono.

That's incorrect.

What is it?

Her name was Rio

and she dances on the sand.

Gary, you're no good at jeopardy.

No.

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